>be me>be black in college>meet a black girl>said she transferred from an hbcu>kinda annoying, always bringing up black shit idc about>wanna smash cuz nice ass so just deal with it>were back in my dorm>I turn on a movie>American pie>one of my favorites >she asks me why I turned on the "white ass movie">tell her it's a funny movie>she asks how a movie about stupid white boys can be funny>tell her he fucks an apple pie in his kitchen, its kinda funny>she says thats white boy humor >say ok do you want to watch boys in the hood sarcastically>she asks if I have an attitude>asks me if I have internalized racism>says black boys shouldn't be watching white boy shit like American pie>tell her maybe she should go back to her hbcu then>she says no im staying right here>ask her if she means my dorm or the university>she tells me to shut the hell up>just confused at this point>she says if I want so badly to be a white boy I need to lighten my skin and change my major to business>ask her wtf is her problem>she says she just hates when black boys are whitewashed>ask her why shes wearing weave then>she slaps me>tells me to never disrespect her like that again >tell her to get out>she leaves>just sitting in my dorm like wtf just happenedI feel like the pussy will be amazing if i can get it. Should I text her later?
Text her later. Do NOT! FALL! IN! LOVE!When you do fuck her do it aggressively.
>wanting to date blacksLol
>>33858800He's black himself. He has 2 choices. It's either Lawshawna, the chick he just got done talking to or Rachel, the trailer trash snowbunny with 7 exes and a pussy so loose you would mistake it for a Elephant's asshole.
>>33858618>in college>American pie>boys in the hoodlarp. zoomers don't reference these movies or understand what they are>t. millennial attending university right now and zero of my 90s references land
>>33858861>larp. zoomers don't reference these movies or understand what they areI'm an 03 ZoomerI only watched Boyz in the Hood because my dad wanted to show me classic 90s movies I watched The Wood, Menance ll Society, Friday, Boyz in the Hood, Scarface. It was kino. All of them. >RICKY!!!!!!!!
>>33858618Stop making up these threads you have a specific fetish for these role plays
>>33858618>an hbcuthis is the funniest thing i've seen a freshman say ever
>>33858885>larp. zoomers don't reference these movies or understand what they areI'm not OP, but stfkI'm a zoomer (23) and I grew up watching this kinda of shit. A lot of zoomers don't know these movies, that's true, but not all, and I know what these movies are. They are Jewish fables aimed to destroy millennials, which indeed happened. Millennials grew up thinking losing virginity was a great thing, they have their value tied to sex. It doesn't mean the movie isn't funny.
>>33858618>change my major to businessMy fucking sides XD
>>33858820>He's black himself.>Proceeds to explain 1001 ways to why this boy is fuckedI started laughing and just saying AHHHH HE'S BLACK!!! AAAHHAHHAHAALMAOOOOOOO I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIMEnever stop, racist anons, never stop.Also I fully agree he's just gotta deal with the chimpouts if he wants a black girl
