strangulation editionpreviously, on a toga: >>33855827
solipsism is true. I am the only real being
>>33859019Plap
>>33859019Jesus Christ, OP.
femanonshow was the weekend sex romp
>>33859031Was good went on tinder had sex with six different men had my lunch and dinner paid all weekend
none of you are real
Anons what should I do if I'm still a virgin at 24M?
>>33859046I'm the realest niggga alive.
>>33859050you quite literally do not exist you are a figment of my imagination I just pretend that you exist
>>33859047Do the Harlem Shake.
I hate women, but I hate fags who impersonate me more.
Making reels is so exhausting
>>33859053amazing advice
>>33859037>t.ranny moment
This meme fuckin killed me lol
>>33859064Thank you.
Blondes are for marriage and childrenRedheads if she's hotterBlack haired divas are for fancy dinnersbrunettes are for....uhm...well....yeah I dont know
>>33859052For what purpose?
>>33859054Does it really matter when he says the same things as you?
>>33859069I could just as easily say that's sour grapes.
Am I crazy for thinking that Middle aged women are hot? I just want to call all of them mommy.
foids, what signs do you give to a moid when you like him?
>>33859095Yes, and also he doesn't.
>>33859114avoiding eye contact, acting aloof, that sort of thing. it's a cope and i can't stop it when i'm attracted to someone lol.
>>33859145You think you’re sooooo cool huh
>>33859145nta see, I've heard that eye contact is a big one. I am confussed.
>>33859114not a foid but ive noticed the ones that did like me would always touch me one way or another (tickle me, ask for a piggyback ride, make up some excuse to massage me) that was all in highschool though and i was too retarded to know what it meant xD
>>33859158maybe one day women will be rational creatures anon. we just gotta hope.
You can physically see the stress in the eyes of a woman who hasn't had her pussy eaten in forever.
>>33859163As opposed to mentally seeing it
Are you Alone ? or are you stallone?
>>33859083brunettes are for ME
>>33859165>she can't open her third eye
>>33859165>anon can’t view things remotely
>>33859171I want that shirt.
>>33859177you cant its a drawing
Still loling at the anon that said girls with eating disorders eat peanut butter.
>>33859149the opposite, i think only ppl who got bullied become like this lol>>33859158i only truly know my own experience but for me i guess it's because with someone you're attracted to, eye contact can simply feel too intense, and assuming you're in a public space, you want to be in control of yourself and not let yourself get overwhelmed, so you avoid le eye contact.
GenderAre you getting family anything for Christmas this year? What do you have in mind?
>>33859162The seething tranny anon is here again I see.
>>33859189Nigga it's October
>>33859171you can keep them
No sperg gf...
>>33859186but they dont eat anything
>>33859188nta aw, you got the social anxiety? I realize this might come across as patronizing but that's kinda cute.
>>33859192Too early to start thinking about it? I just picked out the stuff I need to get.
>>33859190nah im not tranny just a newgen
>>33859193your loss fgt
>>33859198I eat stuff. If i didn't eat ANYTHING I would be dead.
>>33859208ok so just add peanut butter to that list fgt
>>33859083I would make her throat my dicks new home. That tongue looks fucking perfect. I want it snug and pressed up against my cock licking over and over again. I'm going to cum just thinking about it.
>>33859186Ok girl enjoy your almonds and lettuce leafs
>>33859189No we dont have santa for christmas, and my mom hates the whole concept of santawe have miklavž instead, its on the 5th of decemberand we get the sick krampuses as wellthe entire week before, guys in the town dress up in these costumes and scream during the night going door to door to see if the kids know their prayers (but its really so that the parents can set up if the krampus group should visit on the 5th to bring presents)then on the 5th miklavž, a couple of girls dressed as angels and a whole squad of krampuses goes door to door, gives presents, the guys in costume get drinks and the kids give a few prayers
>>33859211I did, thank you. Faggot. :)
>>33859189There is no Christmas this year for my family. My grandparents are dead and my parents are getting divorced.
>>33859214Haha, jokes on you, I'm in partial remission.
>>33859189im getting my mom and sister pepper spray cuz theyre women and im getting my dad $100
>>33859202yeah i don't have any mental illness diagnosis but i do think i would veery easily fulfil the criteria
>>33859207thats right, eat the scraps
Bros, if you guys could choose one man in the entire world to fuck your wife, who would you pick? (can't pick yourself)
Hey!
>>33859226How tall are you?
>>33859229Alexander the Great
>>33859188>ppl who got bullied become like this lolReally sorry to you were bullied ): xI was never really bullied desu, I was the bully when I was much younger lol, but I didn't have the best home life... I'm also very shy and avoidant now>>33859215Wtf that sounds way better than Xmas>>33859019Wtf is this OP pic bruvMega cursed >>33859046We're an illuuuusioooon>>33859047Whatever you like bro27M virgin here just chillinIf you really want to lose it though get on Tinder and go to clubs/bars and try talk to girls, eventually you'll meet a hoe
>>33859228would. on the floor. IN a jcpenny changing room.
>>33859229I'd leave her right after so it doesnt matter
I start my new job tomorrow and I’m really nervous
Women, is this a thing you want to do?
>>33859192Christmas Season starts on September 1st.
>>33859229John Cena cause at least I wouldn't be able to see him>>33859055Why are you doing it thenWhat are "reels", I'm too old for this shii >>33859109No you have based tasteI also love older women >>33859145>avoiding eye contact, acting aloof, that sort of thingTfw me and the hot girl at work do this to each other and then chat to everyone else
>>33859232i don't want to give my exact height, but i'm basically average height (in my cunt the average for women that is)
>>33859234>Wtf that sounds way better than Xmaswe still have christmas btw, just not santa, though recently its gaining traction too due to foreign marketinglmao apparently miklavž is saint nicholas in english, so its the same person but way cooler
>>33859237I believe in you THOUGH.
>>33859241This is retarded Where I work has had Santa out til Sept and I'm like bruh... it's not even Hallowe'en>>33859168I'm bologne>>33859175Just use a remote control lmaoo
I hate Santa. Fuck Santa. I'm a Grinch ass nigga fr
>>33859238Yes, no I can't explain it
>>33859238for the guys who fall for this. Yes they dothe first couple of times, do it in the shower because they cant aim for shit.I learned the hard way
>>33859246Thank you <3
Please stop haunting me; haven't I suffered enough?
>>33859238I want a gf specifically so I can deny her when she asks for this
>>33859243If you look at least average it's likely attraction, if you look like autism then likely it's disdain.
>>33859245miklavž does sound like the cool version of gay ol St. Nick>>33859189Fuck, this totally slipped my mind and I have no money this year, kms ):I usually spoil them, especially my younger siblings I'm usually spending like £200+ onMight have to get some belated gifts in January or whateverI need to apply to better jobs, fuck my life
>>33859168>Are you Alone ?no, I am Alonso
>>33859019Ngl OPs pic makes my dick really hard. Whenever I read rape doujins or doujins where it's NTR man fucking someone's wife or sister or mom or whatever I always self insert as the NTR man. I want to know what it actually feels like to literally just turn a woman into my personal cock sleeve/ sex toy but unironically. The main problem is that even if a girl consents it doesn't really hold up in court. There's not really any legal way to try out that sort of extreme sex so it's very difficult to actually indulge in.
>>33859254Is this the equivalent of "women, can you touch your elbows?"
>>33859258I'm decent looking but also probably have the 'tism so it cancels outLike I get asked out and then totally bomb after a few dates>>33859237You'll be okay I promise!! What is the job?First days are always nerve wracking, just try to stay positive and you will get through it>>33859250Real, I fucking hate Christmas
>>33859255nta what's the job? I'm sure you might possibly do ok.
>>33859267I dont think there's a guy equivalent to this. maybe just handling her tits for a bit, but there really is nothing about their bodies that comes close to being as fun as a built in water canon
>tfw got home from work and hour ago needing a piss and my roommate is still in the bathroomHow should I distract myself or should I go piss in the garden
>>33859232What does height have to do with mental illness for women?
>>33859267nta we learn about that one pretty much as soon as we get boobs. Any girl who actually tries to do that is just showing off.
>>33859267Tfw nothign happens because my boobs are so small
>>33859250Tbh I don't actually *hate* Christmas. Despite my less than ideal childhood Christmas was always quite a nice time. Even my mother would act relatively pleasant and jovial. I'm just indifferent towards it and loathe all the marketing and commercial aspect
>>33859277>>33859267wat, nobody ever told me anything about this. is this supposed to be a boob thing? because if i try to do that my elbow is almost eye level.
>>33859270>>33859272It’s a factory job packing food
>>33859275I have a theory that her insecurity stems from being a shorty. Or really tall.
State Gender>All men are tall strong handsome that pillar civilization>women are seductively clothed sexbombs>Everybody is heterosexual>Everyone is strictly monogamous?
I think I just need to start being more upfront to women about my straight shota fetish, like maybe talk about it on the first date.
>>33859256:(
>>33859289Ah yeah you mentioned Real-talk I've worked warehouse and factory on packing and once you get the hang of everything (can take a bit of time so don't beat yourself up) it's a piece of piss. Half the guys there are junkies, ex convicts etc. I was drunk most of the time on packing lmao and had some bants. As long as you put in the work you'll be totally fine anon. Gl with the new jobbie btw x
>>33859290Girls don't worry about being short, if anything they get more attention for it.
>>33859284I want to pinch and roll my fingers and lick your tiny little nipples because I know they're hyper sensitive. Girls with small tits are always super sensitive and responsive. I want to feed you edibles until your cunt just gives up trying to be under control and just mirrors your nipples whenever I play with them. I want to make your pelvic floor drop and your pussy grip at nothing until you go insane.
>>33859286Yeh, that's... not how guys want you to attempt it. :) Of course a women wouldn't default to that, they know how their bodies work, right?
>>33859289Oh, you'll do fine. After a while you'll get into the zone of mindless repetition.
>>33859303i don't understand, that's the most straightforward/easy way to do it.
>>33859301nta um... I do. But I'm like five nothing. People often think I'm a little kid. Even with the boobs. I don't get it.
>>33859303It's fine, it presses her boobs together if she does it that way too.
>>33859307I mean, you have to raise your arms that way, right?
>>33859302>I want to feed you ediblesI was on board until this
>>33859294:(
>>33859317Yeah sorry not sorry, I have a fetish for women just completely shutting off their brain and feeling pleasure and I think relaxing drugs are a good way to do that.
Men, would you fuck a half human half rabbit woman?
F I have actually never heard of this elbow thing. Feel kinda stupid, ngl.
>>33859316well if you're wearing a bra boobs only really noticeably move if you have to lift your arm *above* head/eye level, that doesn't happen in this case.
>>33859285I just see it as an excuse to spend time with family and spoil them a little.
>>33859321If it looks like a rabbit girl yes.
>>33859322i'm starting to think it's a psyop ngl
This thread is under protection of a new sheriff.
>>33859329Make it hornier.
>>33859323My point was that doing it that way does take more effort overall. Guys just miss out on boob squish... aw, forget it. :)
>>33859320Weed is not relaxing
>>33859256https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=izoST3hMBNA
>>33859322You must be a chestlet.
>>33859320>>33859337I agree and do lots of dabs and edibles.
>>33859336doing it as i explained is the more intuitive way, just tried to explain it and i had no idea wtf you were on about lmao.
men, imagine you enter your bedroom to find your girlfriend curled up on the bed with her body turned away from the door. at first you think shes sick but then you realise shes masturbating with her nose buried in your unwashed shirt. wwyd?
>>33859337Indica is. It's literally a muscle relaxant strand. But if it doesn't relax you I wouldn't use it. I guess id go for warm baths, whispers, and massages. Maybe hypnotism play, the important thing is relaxing and just letting the pleasure happen.
>>33859300Thanks qt, appreciate the kind words>>33859306Thanks anon. I crashed out of my previous job and I’m nervous but I’ll persevere
>>33859337You need milder weed with a higher cbd content.
>>33859348I’m flipping her over, making out with her and then fucking her
>>33859348Ask for a pair of her dirty panties so we're even
>>33859345>doing it as i explained is the more intuitive wayFor a titcow, yes. Because she knows her body and most like won't try to attempt it the other way unless she's trying to show off. Like, I think a chestlet would do it the other way because she knows she doesn't need to raise her arms.
>>33859355I want to kill myself
>>33859321I mean if she was a baddie...>>33859326Real, i used to do that alsoJust don't have the money or time off rn, kmsI was always loaded in the past and when I was a civil servant they basically shut for the whole Xmas and New Year's period (so didn't have to take annual leave). Good times>>33859337Depends a lot on the person and strain desu. I know people who have a chillout effect from it, it makes me insane >>33859348Ask if she's planning to put that in the laundry jkI would probs just make a coffee and leave her to it desu
>>33859203what are you thinking?
>>33859348Why would she masturbate and not just fuck with me?Let alone in my bed?And when I'm at home?!Are you a virgin femanon?
>>33859352>I crashed out of my previous jobWait, do you have ADHD or something?
>>33859321Only half rabbit? Hmm, that's a tough sell. I'd have to see her to decide.
>>33859358Why anon
>>33859352>crashed out of my previous jobI mean a lot of the people in the factory will be nutters who've done the same lol. Seriously as long as you're willing to work and friendly you will be fine anon. Gl and let us know how it goes
>>33859367Narcissism and bpd.
>>33859348I'd let her keep going.
>>33859348Join her on the bed, praise her for being horny, curl up next to her from behind and wrap my arm around her pulling her up against my chest while I finger her and whisper against her ear.
>>33859367Nta but I've done this several times and have ADHD and bipolar>>33859372That'll do it too lmao
>>33859370Don't have a bf to fuck me
>>33859362My sister loves books and board games and has many shelves dedicated to each. I just found out that these are a thing and I want to get her a few. Yahtzee, Sorry, and Monopoly, I think.For my brother in law, I'm planning on getting him an NES flashcart since he's big on NES stuff, and loading it up with fun translations and romhacks.
>>33859372OH... well... you'll most likely still do ok. Just watch your interactions with people and try not to get delusions of grandeur.
Do all girls leave crusties?
I have a nice body I wish that was enough
>>33859378I’m single too. Wow! :o
>>33859383State gender and reasoning.
Women in this thread should fuck me.
>>33859380Are all your siblings autists or something? Sounds pretty based and wholesome desuMeanwhile all my siblings are normies so will probably have their chad/stacy partners over for Xmas while I'm playing with the cats and drinking too much
>>33859383If you also have an annoying personality then you’ve got the whole package imo
>>33859348I'd wonder who this is because I don't have a gf, then kick her out of my home.
>>33859385Reasoning for what
>>33859365this is assuming you just came home
>>33859378Just get married, anon. Plenty of good guys are out there.
>tfw my roommate is making dinnerWoo>tfw I agreed to watch normieslop movie with themI suppose this is my penance... What are your Sunday plans anons
MenThoughts on ordering pizza after sex?
>>33859392If I could kill you I would
>>33859395In favor.
>>33859389>then kick her out Gay
>>33859390Why you think you’re not enough.>>33859395I see no issue with this.
>>33859393What movie?You're a narcissist, right?
>>33859395M, sounds pretty based desuThis reminds me though of this girl I used to sleep over with ordering a pizza while we were still in bed and she started eating it IN BED AND GETTING CRUMBS EVERYWHERE please don't do that, eat on a plate at the table like a civilised person>>33859388Based, they can bratmaxx...
>>33859388Most people would disagree you kook
>>33859396Even though you hate me, I love you anyway.
You'd think fat women would at the very least be good at cooking but in reality them bitches will eat anything. Kraft mac and cheese with hot dog. The sweetest most processed goyslop snacks ever. Doordashed McDonalds.
>>33859402>Based, they can bratmaxx...You understand perfectly. I love bratty women
How are women lonely in 2025? Men are now lusting after mentally ill vampires, horses, BPDemons...Ladies the bar is in hell
>>33859400>Why you think you’re not enough.Ugly face frigid personality
>>33859401>You're a narcissistI'm a nutcase is all I know>>33859401>What movieDoomsday (2008) I think, at least the protag is a baddie
>>33859409Agreed. Bratty girls best girls.
>>33859402I will stay in bed and you will order the pizza, collect it and bring it to the bed and you will like it
>>33859403Yeah I’m a fucked up freak so fucking whatTake it or leave it
>>33859407How do you think they get fat so easily...?
>>33859391Then she should have sent me a text with a signal word only we know what it means.I would have not allowed her to hump my clothes, I would have told her to wait until I am home, slapped her ass her being a good girl who waited for me and then start to work on her.She has no right to an orgasm I didn't allow her to have.
>>33859393I'm going to play D&D solo and have a good fun 6-7 hour session and then go to the gym.
>>33859412When you say frigid, do you mean like harsh?I’m sure it’s probably more in your head than you think, friend.
>>33859387I don't believe so.>playing with the catsI miss cats. That sounds like a win to me.>>33859395We did it once. We got a large, half my way and half hers. I think she got ham and pineapple and I got pepperoni and olives.
>>33859420d&d solo?
why is it so hard to find porn with jacked tattooed men? usually the women are perfect but the men are skinny fat or obesemen you need to do better
>>33859393I’m flirting with femanon mostly
>>33859413>baddie
>>33859409I do love a good spoiled brat tbfAs long as she has a sweet side tooGotta be one of my favourite genres>>33859407>Kraft mac and cheese with hot dog>doordashed McDonald'sIkr and women are based for thatI would take my ex to Maccies all the time lmao even after she dumped me
>>33859425>why is it so hard to find porn with jacked tattooed menPretty sure those guys do gay porn.
>>33859380that is CUTE!though idk how a board game book works?
>>33859434so is it gay to be jacked and tatted? boo hoo
>>33859437It is in the porn industry.
>>33859416Now this I can fuck with lolReminds me of my ex staying in bed while I'd go out in the rain, still in my work clothes, to pick up whatever delivery order she gotBut pls can we use a tray or something or I'll shake off the sheets so I'm not sleeping in breadcrumbs
>>33859413>DoomsdayOuch. Well... Malcolm McDowell at least... I would argue that's not a normieslop movie though. How many people are up for an ultra violent 80s style throwback?
>>33859424Yeah, think back to when you played as a kid and just played pretend. I used to make spaceship fleets with Legos and stuff or play with army men. Essentially you do that but with structured rules and stuff.
>look at the last thread>actually cry from secondhand embarrassmentWtf anon...
>>33859436Anon...It's the box.
>>33859420Sounds like a banging time desu>>33859423Do you have any cats or in the hood>>33859426Based, how is she responding >>33859427Lol, have you seen new Mitchell & Webb
>>33859442I see, that is interesting
>>33859439wtf why
>>33859443what happened?
>>33859449Desu I haven't seen old Mitchell and Webb. I just know that sketch because of the memes.
>>33859442Why can't you just play video games like a normal person? :)
>>33859436It's just a fancy box. I think she'd enjoy it though.>>33859449Nope, I only get to see my sister's cats occasionally.
>>33859441>not a normieslop movie thoughYeah maybe it's not desu and I'm just being facetious >>33859443What happened lol I was sleeping/at work>>33859425Ngl I think in theory it could be fun to get jacked and become a pornstar. Like I'd make friends with the lasses it would be a laugh. The issue is I'd probably have to fuck a bunch of dudes also... no thanks...
Girls are fine with sucking your dick but if you grap chips or something from the fridge without washing your hands they lose their frigging minds
>>33859458I remember having a lot of fun imagining stories as a kid. Video game is kinda braindead
>>33859454>>33859460Anon trying REALLY hard to be whimsical and friendly with a very, very uninterested femanon
>>33859460>penance>facetiousOh, fuck you.
>>33859451Straight porn is mostly geared towards men because we are the primary consumers of it. We don't care about how male pornstars look.Gay men do.
>>33859459>only get to see my sister's cats occasionallyAw that's fairWhat breed(s) does she have
>>33859465RIP>>33859466Uwot>>33859461Wronguns the lot of em
>>33859465Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>33859449>Based, how is she respondingVery uninterestedly, apparently
>>33859465I agree, but it's still kinda rude to point it out again in the new thread.Let the old thread be the old one.
>>33859401Also I made the effort to be normie, friendly and chatty with customers at work today and make small talkIt was horrible I'm not doing that again
>>33859473>UwotWho are you trying to impress with your seldom used words? This is 4chan, I mean.
>>33859399Should I rape the strange woman in my house instead?
>>33859440>or I'll shake off the sheetsOkay, I allow you to shake off the sheets
>>33859475It is by the end of the thread very easy to spot and who cares
>>33859479Just ignore that thing
Can you fix a woman with a septum ring?
I'm so retardedly horny I just want women to suck my dick. Just a little ball licking. Okay, a lot of ball licking. I just want women to drool all over me and make a fucking mess and make my lose my damn mind with the pleasure they give. I want to go feral on a girl's tongue and cheeks. Fuck I'm too fucking horny.
>>33859479Seldom used? Do you live amongst uneducated heathens? (Well I do now, but not during my upbringing)
>>33859490How many fedoras do you own?
>>33859487She for the streets, so you can fix her by pimping her out.
>>33859348weird but whatever floats her boat
>>33859367Yeah. >>33859372Can you stop? I don’t shit talk you, why don’t you leave me alone?
>>33859483The one that was asking how the girl with ED is doing?
>>33859479lmao
>>33859417I was just messing
>>33859492100 my good fellow
>>33859458Sometimes it's fun to mix it up, be nice.>>33859469There's this old man, and I'm not sure what the other one is. A norwegian forest cat looks similar to him.
>>33859501I know. I see that I have haters now
>>33859497Oh... are you allowed to have headphones?
>>33859492Do you Americans just not use words that can't be found in a children's thesaurus then? Good god>>33859504Lmao he looks so done Lovely kot though <3
>>33859505Wtf Am I ruining your life
genderim afraid of agingnot for the looks, but about losing my ability to be active
>>33859504I used a happy face though...
>>33859506Dunno, maybe. I’ll be fine. Tbh that anon making stuff up about me put a sour taste in my mouth
>>33859504I like you better when you post kitties.
>>33859510Just keep fit and you'll be fine broOr upload your consciousness into a bespoke AI to continue your human form in the metaphysical realm
>>33859508lol yes, my 4chan posting career is in shambles
Do you think it would be cool to live in japan? I think being lonely there is more fitting than where I am
>>33859510Yeah shit's fucked. I have no intention of living past 60.
I'm surprised how atoga can get 1500 daily replies about absolutely nothing. Most threads feel empty in substance
>>33859514>Or upload your consciousness into a bespoke AI to continue your human form in the metaphysical realmthats an idea...
anons should I get a haircut tomoz (shit is expensive) or should I just allow it https://ibb dot co/1J4j7t7m
Look at your shit eating grin...
Women don't like me.
>>3385952060? dude im pulling the plug before 50
>>33859522Bro is thinking:emoji >>33859521If you want substance then read a book or eat a sandwichI mean what did you expect>>33859519Would you be on your hikkimaxxing/salaryman whimsical eraDo you speak Japanese tho
>>33859507Facetious can be found in a children's thesaurus? Why not just say silly?
>>33859519iirc Japan is in the middle of a severe economic crisis with rampant inflation and sky high cost of living.
>>33859507He's very friendly despite that, while his brother is very skittish and this is the closest I could get to him. My sister says he's very soft but I haven't gotten to touch him yet.>>33859513I have a whole MEGA folder of the pics I've taken of my cats and her cats. I could post plenty but it feels sorta embarrassing and a bit ghoulish.>>33859519I've considered it, to the point of looking at apartments. It seems very affordable right now.
>>33859514NTA what would a copy of my mind in a computer do for me?Nothing.
>>33859519That’s pretty much what’s convinced me to work towards moving there. Plus some Japanese exchange students visited my high school and made a pretty big impression on me. Seems like a country full of people I wouldn’t mind living around
>>33859523you def need to change it up, have you tried having longer hair? I dont think that short style suits you
Honest to god why do you take these shitty little pot shots? Fuck off and leave me alone. So fucking annoying
>>33859533Don't be so selfish>>33859530It's context dependent you silly sausage>>33859532Awww what a sweetiee You'll get to him someday kek (not in a creepy way)
>>33859535>def need to change it upYean it's a bit basic rightEh it just becomes basically an afro when it's longer and more of a pain to maintainIdk wwyd (assuming money is no object cause I'm skint rn kek)
>>33859539Wait, are you English? That explains it.
>>33859531if you earn in dollars ur fine
>>33859537are you ok?
>>33859541look up styles for guys with curlier hair, short will never look good for that type of hair imo
>>33859542>are you EnglishAre you American?
what's the worst case of porn addiction you've seen in each gender?I remember this guy in elementary (probably a psycho, definitely autistic) who showed gurochan and furry porn to me. he trooned out some years later and I haven't heard from it sincefor women it's nothing too wild. maybe some kinky books, yaoi, BDSM, but that's for the shut-ins. I haven't seen promiscuous women who actually consume that kind of... content? I guess they get it irl.
>>33859546OK thx for your input, I will save my pennies when I get a better job and go salon againI just cba I was tempted to get a buzzcut again desu military style
>>33859547No actually. :) I know this is hard for you to understand but you guys have a bad reputation among more than just Americans.
>>33859259I mean it’s not like it’s December 23 or something
>>33859529I don't. I am getting better at chinese though but I don't think china has the same lonely feel as japan
>>33859551you def couldbut if you do, get a faded oneits a bit fuccboyesque, but def in style
>>33859549I have no idea but this guy in highschool mocked me for being a Frozen enjoyer and sent me Elsanna shit (tbf it was good content)A few years later he trooned out lmao, bro was probably in the closet with his own femcoded interests
Do moids really like having their fingers sucked or is it just porn meme?
>>33859559its sexy, but thats just me. gives off a ''im begging for it'' vibe from her
>>33859559It’s insanely hot during missionary
>>33859558nta do you have autism?
>>33859557Lol yeah at the barber's before they've asked if I wanted a fade but that does seem a bit cringe/fuckboyishIn winter desu it's gonna be cold though, unless I go back to wearing beanies...>>33859556Yeah I don't think china's the same at all lol>>33859553Your mum has a bad rep among Americans
>>33859531The average apartment in a place like Niigata runs for about 50,000 in monthly costs - about $320 USD. A friend of mine lives there, got married, and started a family, and claimed he was able to find houses there being sold for $6,000.>>33859539Hopefully. Apparently he loves belly rubs.>>33859549I have a coworker who makes the same as me and lives at home with his mom, and has absolutely no money because he spends ALL of it on porn. He considers $50 a year for a subscription to be wayyyyy too much money.I knew a girl in my classes during my Japanese minor who wrote fanfics about me and my friend fucking and was a self-proclaimed fujoshi.
>>33859559It looks pretty hot
>>33859555>not like it’s December 23Ik but it's literally less than 2 months away and my current job is 0 hour contract and ass, maybe I will need to get Xmas temp work again at the warehouse or something if they'll take me lol (then I can afford train tix to see me mam and splurge on gifts)I should have never left my last job where I was doing 42hrs/week
>>33859545No I’m sick of this anon trying to make me feel bad by vaguely threatening me and shit talking me
>>33859566>its a bit fuckboyishit is, but fuckboys get more girls than guys who are unkempt. if you dont like it, its going to be outgrown in a week anyways>beaniesthey're stylish, why not
>>33859549Goonclown and that psychotic /r9k/ loli vtuber.
>>33859539>Don't be so selfishAin't that rich, coming from you.
>>33859572nta unironically, 4chan may be a bit too hostile for you.
>>33859565>do you have autismNot diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I do (I'm diagnosed ADHD)When I spoke to therapists and psychiatrists about it they said I seemed "too normal" to be autisticBut yeah I was in the Frozen fandom, good times
>>33859575>that psychotic /r9k/ loli vtuber.I’m not sure that really narrows it down
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>>33859562Begging for what? For dick?
>>33859572who is it
>>33859189M no >>33859321No>>33859348I’ll go with this too >>33859355>>33859519Idk I’ve never been to Japan and don’t speak Japanese.
>>33859549Does Chris-chan count?
>>33859582gee I dont know anon, what do you think?
>>33859559I would like to put my hands in your mouth, yes.
>>33859588Perhaps she was begging for Beggin’ Strips or Snausages
>>33859558>he trooned outmany such cases. the pipeline is real>>33859568>He considers $50 a year for a subscription to be wayyyyy too much money.grim. I feel sorry for his mom>>33859568>I knew a girl in my classes during my Japanese minor who wrote fanfics about me and my friend fucking and was a self-proclaimed fujoshi.creepy but sounds less self-destructive than the other dude you mentioned>>33859575what
>>33859579>seemed "too normal" to be autisticThose are shitty therapists. Have they never heard of masking? A hyperfixation is like one of the biggest flags.
>>33859583I’m not going to say that
>>33859577Teheee Nah I shitpost a lot but I'm generous IRL wtfLast week I gave my last £1.50 to a homeless guy>>33859574>going to be outgrown in a week anywaysLol true, it doesn't grow that fast but pretty fastI had some nice beanies back home, don't think I brought any though ): when I have some money I'll have to get another nice one. Maybe Barbie or smth>>33859581Ello Mr. Robot>>33859588Read this in Chris' voice kekMan if my roommates weren't home rn I'd do some sopranos impressions
>>33859065Wrong I'm a actual woman above 6 with a thin body and I know how to fuck
>>33859549Myself. I got an adderall prescripton just because it makes gooning feel so fucking good. I've been addicted to porn since I was like 8.
>>33859590Perchance, but I very much doubt thats the case when im already knuckle deep in her when she does it
>>33859580The Aussie with the rabbit persona that used to date adult robots as a teenager and got one of them sent to prison for stabbing her in the vagina when she was 15.
>>33859114Usually I approach and ask if he is into a ons
>>33859593ok, does he quote you?
>>33859592>maskingYeah I did mention this kek, I think I've just masked all my life but I'm pretty sure I have some kind of tism lmao. But they all said they didn't think I had itThe hyperfixation could also be the ADHD/bipolar though so it's difficult to discern
>>33859600Ah, Kiki. I haven’t read /vt/ closely in a while and never watched her, but she had the single most cultlike fan base on the entire board at one point
Someone said I (I think it was me) have an erotic character the other thread and now I'm feeling weird. I just had to get it off my chest. I wish I didn't come across that post.
>>33859368Gross why have sex with anyone unshaved
>>33859605Yeah that's the one.
>>33859596I will never care.
>>33859603Yes and pretends to be me
>>33859558>tbf it was good contentI lol'd
>>33859606What?Somebody saud you have a husbando/waifu or what do you mean with erotic character?
>>33859568>I have a coworker who makes the same as me and lives at home with his mom, and has absolutely no money because he spends ALL of it on porn. He considers $50 a year for a subscription to be wayyyyy too much money.Does he post here? lmao
>>33859598how did you even find out about that combo?
>>33859606Like you are an erotic character?
>>33859591>whatYou heard me.
Menhow good are you as a fuck or are you forgettable
>>33859620never been tested
>>33859620I’ve never gotten any bad reviews. One of my exes called me drunk from a party one time literally begging for my dick
>>33859621How would you fuck a 9 then
>>33859620easily the greatest of all time but no one will never find that out
>>33859621*testing anon*
Women. Why do you self sabotage relationships? What does it look like for you to do it? What causes you to do it? How does it resolve if ever for you?>pic unrel
>>33859607Human body hair tends to be wiry / itchy. But that wouldn't be so for a rabbit girl. Who wouldn't want a face full of soft fur?
>>33859620My ex once had to take a day off of classes because she couldn't walk after sex.
>haven't seen my bf for 2 months now>he will be back in 3 days>today he told me not to wash before he comes backIs he serious? Do moids really?
>>33859628Because I hate myself
Men describe how and what you would do while having sex with a 9/10 girl
>>33859623i'd do what works
>>33859620my girlfriend has multiple orgasms every time (which just makes me think the female orgasm is more psychological than physical). or I guess we're just made for each other
>>33859628I'm sorry your stacy hs crush rejected you, but that isn't a reason to want to kill women, hon.
>>33859620I don't know what you want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.Or a dream.come true.
>>33859633I'd get her pregnant.
>>33859633So, in other words, not you?
>>33859635>my girlfriend has multiple orgasms every timeYeah, I'm great at faking it too
>>33859631Girl smell is natural and speaks directly to our stupid caveman brains.
>>33859641why would you fake it
>>33859641Why not leave the guy if he can't perform well enough to get you off. Why settle for shit sex
>>33859641why would you do that?
>>33859633honestly? probably coom too fast and be a total disappointment
>>33859606You get used to it. In fact, I've started to enjoy the idea that some men ITT think of me as some fictional character who oozes sex. It's probably to be expected because of the nature of the thread and what I post, but it's still neat to see.
>>33859614I mean yeah bro was tryna bully me but it was good shit?? LolBro was probably jacking off to it himself lmao
>>33859628scared to reciprocate feelingsi had a crazy ex with whom I got together quickly, like 2 months after meeting him and I failed to see his red flagsever since then I take it very slow with men and they get bored
>>33859633Needy! But sure.We’d make out. I’d nibble on your ears and kiss your neck and run my hands through your hair and up and down your back.If you like your pussy eaten, I’d get you naked and kiss you all the way down your body to your thighs and then eat you out. I’d probably lock eyes with you and hold your hands and squeeze your ass.Then I’d push you down on the bed and fuck you. I hold you and let you suck on my fingers and probably say some really mushy shit.I’d flip you over at some point and get your on your knees so I could fuck you from behind. I’d flip you back on your back and prop your legs up on my shoulders to finish, and I’d probably cum on your tits or stomach.Then, I’d towel you off and we’d cuddle and kiss and laugh about the good sex we just had. Thanks for reading.
>>33859633Counter question. Men, describe how and what you would do while having sex with a femanon from here.
>>33859655I'd get her pregnant.
>>33859654>>33859655
>>33859636You sound gay
>>33859655I don't know what femanons look like
>>33859652Why bother taking it slow either have sex or don't. Just cause your fucking is no reason to get attached
>>33859637What are ur skillz
>>33859654>>33859657I can use this.
I'm actually very ugly so don't get any weird ideas.
>>33859663use this dick
>>33859661I wasnt even talking about sex retard
>>33859606Don't worry, honestly. It's just a fantasy guys attach to the women around here.
>>33859665plap?
>>33859667Then why are you even in relationships with men
Girls, and I guess guys can weigh in too,, If a female coworker is showing me pictures of some vapes she bought on her camera roll, and right next to all the vape pics are a couple pictures of her ass in undies which we can both clearly see (she has a boyfriend and it’s not an open relationship) and she’s just casually acting like it’s not there as she discusses the vapes, does that mean she wants sex with me or likes me, or she just truly doesn’t give a fuck; likes to show off her body maybe?
>>33859633The making out and foreplay would last so long we dont even actually have sex
>>33859671Probably the last two possibilities.
>>33859665you and me both brother
>>33859662Elaborate roleplays (as in I will sit down and think about them for 2 hours and write them down), degradation, master-slave dynamics, open and closed hand slapping, rope and light bondage, unlocking needs she didn't knew she had, closely listen to and incorporating what she wants.
>>33859606You act like such a girl sometimes
>>33859654If your going to pull out I'm going to walk 360 degrees out the door before we even begin
>>33859663
>>33858979NTA, only sometimes.>>33859008I would never say that.
Are the only people here nonheterosexual ugly useless men and women?
Men/women, why are you more likely to cut a woman with autism some slack rather than an autistic man?
>>33859680No I'm heterosexual.
>>33859677Damn anon, okay. If you insist
>>33859680"autistic" women are less autistic
>>33859685In public maybe...
>>33859660You must have ideas, though. Tons of us have described ourselves, including posting picrews and toonmes.
Do the men here have a Bronze Age mindset? Or is it more of a mid-evil one?
>>33859680I'm literally the most handsome heterosexual man on the planet.
I can't hate women enough...
Heh femanon wants me to fuck her
Femanons, what is your preferred age range for a bf?
>>33859682because women are cuter
>>33859682Women have to deal with the fact that men with autism constantly want to fuck them and act weird about it instead of normal.
>>33859673That’s weird and not fair. She has a really nice ass and I wanted to ask her to send me the pics but I felt it could be overstepping a professional boundary.
>>33859670Im not
>>3385969920 to 35.
>>33859682It depends on the person, but generally speaking, generally I can at least fuck an autistic woman.The fuck am I gonna do with a male tard? I'm not a tard wrangler.>>33859689So you want women to have had a hard time and be traumatized.People who fetishize mental illness should get the rope. And not the fun kind.
>>33859682Women mask better.
>>33859114I say I like him to his face.
>>33859691Yes, you look like mildly obese caucasoid American women who go semi-barefoot in public so that everyone can see your fat toes and bulbous feet. You have huge booba but this is counterbalanced by your extreme, balloon-like belly fat that bounces like jello when you poke it.
>>33859693
>>33859702>but I felt it could be overstepping a professional boundaryYes, that would be.
>>33859701>men with autism constantly want to fuck themI thought men with autism actually try to go after normy women.
Men would you have sex with a girl that was raped
>>33859691I don't believe a single word of what anon says here
>>33859693I'm bronze age. I wish I could go out and just capture women like hector and Achilles.
>>33859708>mildly obese>caucasoid>huge boobaAll wrong.
>>33859682A woman in generall is not really dangerous.
>>33859712Yes, but I'm a pig.
>>33859712Yeah. I’m a very patient and attentive lover, and I was also molested once as a kid.
>>33859712Of course I would have sex with her again.
>>33859712Yeh, I don't believe in that "used goods" thing.
>>33859620>how good are you as a fuckNo idea, 27yo virgin, crazy cat uncle for lifeI'll fuck up your day tho jk>>33859665Wtf whyPost pic jk
Women how come none of you can perform oral sex properly
>>33859712Eh.... I've been lied to about rape several times in the past, I'm not going through that again
>>33859691>including posting picrews and toonmes.That sounds fun. I haven’t caught any threads with these so far; I haven’t been reading for long
>>33859682I'm not lol but it depends on how they act towards mee.g. where I work there's a guy and a girl who are autistic. The guy is cool overall but can be a cunt sometimes whereas the girl is always really nice to me. So obvs I'm a bit closer with her
>>33859730It's not very common now, since a period of over-moderation really discouraged it. It was fun, though.
>>33859693>mid-evil oneI'm in the midst of my villain era ye>>33859699>picrelLol this is a good joke>>33859712OfcMy ex had been SA'd, I was still intimate with her
>>33859712sure
>>33859705>So you want women to have had a hard time and be traumatized.People who fetishize mental illness should get the rope. And not the fun kind.Is it that wrong?
Good night, /atoga/. What if there were misogynistic (versions of) songs? Like, you could sing AND hate women at the same time. That would be pretty based, I think, because women really do deserve A LOT of hate, in my opinion.
>>33859682This will probably offend some people but in my experience men with autism have a chip on their shoulder because they don't meet whatever a man is supposed to act like. A woman with autism is more likely to just say "fuck it" and play Sonic video games or whatever. Even normy women are allowed to be more childlike, in general.
Women what happens when you go off your ssri
>>33859441My roommate totally burned the food lol but it was still nice that she made dinner (gonna have to eat something else later tho...)Watching the movie now and it's alright desu, Bob Hoskins is good lol and the woman is badddMy phone only on 46% tho, playing brawlstars but once it dies imma have to actually watch this slop
Women would you have sex with a guy that was raped
Women did you jerk off to my post
>>33859689M WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, ANON?
>>33859739I'm sure they exist. There are gay bashing songs, I don't see why there wouldn't be woman bashing songs.
>>33859739>you could sing AND hate women at the same timeWtf, but doing karaoke with foids is funI met my ex doing karaoke
>>33859711This also includes autistical women who mask as normie.
>>33859739I forgot to post the image and if I won't do it then I won't be able to sleep properly.
femanon, would you have sex with me?
Hell yeah nigga, I love my culture *plaps a white girl*
>>33859745It's those shitty English stoves. :) No, I kid. Bob Hoskins was a great actor, too bad about the Parkinson's thing.
>>33859759No
>>33859689They are realMy work crush is a little like thisShe was lamenting to me tonight how she's totally drained and fucking hates the way her life is going Ofc I tried to comfort and reassure her and offered to talk about things and just said lmk if I can help at allMaybe we can become partners in crime...
Fuck my fucking chungus life
Exactly how far away is “far north”
>>33859752nta Really? I am NOT that confident in my masking, I make a point of telling anyone that is mildy interested in me that I have the autism.
>>33859763Lol we have an electric hob which I think are harder to use imo. My roommate left the chios too long in the airfryer though and the sausages in the oven. Enough BBQ sauce and ketchup and was still edible with a crunch xD Yeah it's a shame he passed, bro was a ledge tho. I assumed he was American from seeing him in stuff like Who Framed Roger Rabbit before seeing him in British stuff lol
>>33859712What we'd do is called "making love", and yes.
>>33859770Northern part of Canada.
Want to play billiards with someone
>>33859774Wheels would fucking hate you. :)
Why are you like this?
>>338597704 or more hours drive.
>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you see parents neglect their child>you feel way too much>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothing>you feel nothingI don't care for October. State gender, do you prefer fall or winter?
>>33859777I’ve never been to Canada before.
>>33859764understandable
>>33859775nta but I'm pretty sure Christian Bale put on an American accent when he was doing PR for the Batman movies. :)
>>33859781You want to knock balls around with a stick?
>>33859781I would get you a pool game lolI mean we can play online later if you want I'll be free in a couple hours >>33859783Idk brain goes wheee and I'm not disciplined enough ig
>>33859786>>33859782Sex on Wheelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsbLhptmS4
>>33859762that is part of the culture
>>33859784That’s an easy drive. I’ve made 20+ hour drives to visit family and friends before.
>>33859783Bath salts.
>>33859786Girl in a wheelchair. She may have also been raped but you didn't hear that from me.
>>33859789there is only summer here
>>33859793That's awesome lol, another actor I also didn't realise wasn't actually American for a long time>>33859789M, it really depends desu, overall winter because here we can have comfy snow days and such, whereas fall is quite rainy and windy overall. Mental health wise I tend to crash massively with the change of season but be OK by Xmas time. So winter overall although I really love Hallowe'en and celebrating it
>>33859798Good for you, no one cares.
>>33859802Damn I should delete that post then I didn't realise there are actually girls ITT who might get hurt by that
>>33859794Yeah I want to knock balls around with someone>>33859795I would really like to play physically. I will be going to bed soon. Thank you for the offer. Perhaps next time.
>>33859790Interesting. Where you at, anon? It's pretty much America Jr. close to the border, you're not really missing much.
>>33859802why you making shit up
>>33859803Where do you live? I feel like things would blur together without the separation of seasons, like how some of the tropical rainforest areas only really have "summer" all year.
Why is it so fun to make women mad?
>go to gf’s family gathering>first time her family is seeing me>they all call me guapo and are gawking at me the whole timeI need to stop being so autistic, I can actually pull if I just socialize a bit. Fuck being a hot autist
>>33859815brazil, the specific state where I live has extremely hot with wildfires and mildly hot
>>33859070Can any anons help me here.
>>33859819Guapo?
>>33859781Can it be Super Monkey Ball billiards?
MenWould you date a woman from north Dakota?
>>33859810You're fine, bro. She's actually talked a bit about being familiar with that fetish.
How did thin kids who played video games together socially grow up into fat, Cheeto-eating solitary slobs who play video games by themselves in a messy room filled with litter and trash?
>>33859818why is it so fun to make moids mad?
>>33859818because you are a psychopath
>>33859824Handsome in spanish
>>33859818Happy wife, happy life.Annoyed wife, amusing life.
>>33859826If I liked her and she didn’t mind being in a long distance relationship with someone from Oklahoma, sure.
>>33859723I just want everyone to know I'm legitimately saddened and discouraged that I didn't get any (you)s for this well timed and aptly placed joke and I'm disappointed in all of you.
>>33859820Spicy weather.
>>33859826from the bad dakota? never
>>33859826Fake news, no one lives in North Dakota.
>>33859825I don't see why not.
Women-Why does daddy stuff and being a good girl for older men turn you on so much?
>>33859826Probably not, since I would not do a LDR outside of Europe.
>>33859843personally it doesn't do much for me
>>33859843They'll say it doesn't until they meet someone who they get horny when they do it. You can't trust them.
>>33859812Would you be impressed by someone making behind-the-back shots regularly?
>>33859712Yes, even if she didn't want it
>>33859828junk food increase, exercise decrease (child lifestyle is very active and energy consuming)as people get jobs and move the in person hangouts get less frequent. some in the group will quit games because it can be a time sink or they think it's childish. also introverts struggle to make friends so they don't replace those that leave the group, and end up alone
>>33859814Yesterday there was a post asking if you had a gritty backstory. Someone asked if being raped gave them a gritty backstory and made a comic book joke. Wheels likes comics. Someone else was like "Wheels, you were raped?" and the post talking about it was deleted.
>>33859813I grew up in New York, near the finger lakes, so I’m not surprised to hear that about southern Canada. I live in Oklahoma now.
>>33859831Good on you guanon
>>33859826No, I don't consider Listerine to be a delicacy.
>>33859825Oh, man, this takes me back. Which one is this on?
>>33859826No, I don't think my wife would approve of me dating anyone but her.
>>33859849Yes I would be quite impressed.
Women would you date a man from Alberta
I am so alone
>>33859866Does your wife approve of you posting on 4chan on the atoga thread?
>>33859826The most difficult question I've ever seen ITT.
>>33859867I should get back into pool...
>>33859872Me too. Are you annoying
Would you do this with me, moid?
>>33859857Neat. How's Oklahoma?
Never having a gf twisted my preferences and did incalculable harm to my romantic life.
>>33859875Yeah, I even tell her about some of the stuff I read or talk about here.
>>33859854Anon... don't share your theories with the class until you actually have something substantial to back them up.
>>33859880ngl that's pretty hot
>>33859880No.
>>33859872same
>>33859871Are you the guys trying to split from Canada?
>>33859880Yes, but I admittedly need to get in better shape if you want the full experience.
>>33859884I'll do incalculable harm to your butthole, faggot.
>>33859880That seems really uncomfortable. I feel like this is the genderswapped version of a guy asking a woman to do a position that's only really done in porn.
>>33859880can you even bend like that?
>>33859886FINE. I'll ask her next time.
>>33859880Would you do this with me, foid?
>>33859880Are you that flexible?
New conspiracy theory: Trump was elected by Canada to send more white people to Canada in the midst of the growing Indian population
Women, have you ever purposefully bullied or manipulated a person into taking their own life?
>>33859884so you like men now?
>>33859880That's only possible for a smol ballerina or gymnast or something like that.
>>33859903no??
>>33859876grrrrrrrr
>>33859908Maybe anon is smol…
>>33859880Only if you aren't circumsized
>>33859895You sound pathetic.
>>33859854Anon, nearly everyone has been raped. It's practically a rite of passage, like in those cultures where young men have to suck the tribal elder's penis once they turn a certain age to prove they're now adults.
>>33859879No I'm pleasant and a pleasure to have in class
>>33859864Deluxe on PS2. My sister and I always used to play billiards and monkey boxing.
>>33859910Why not?
>>33859902I don't buy stuff like that. Canada is way more blue compared to America. If they were annexed or whatever it would be really bad for Trump.
Femanons, would you wear the sword if I bought you one?
>>33859918Ah, too bad. Disqualified
>>33859896Yea>>33859898No>>33859900I can be
>>33859920cause that's kinda insane>>33859922wear the sword?
>>33859916>nearly everyone has been raped. It's practically a rite of passagenta M THE FUCK?
Should a person being on 4chan disqualify them from ever working in a school, a summer camp, or a day care?
>>33859894>>33859905Why are you like this
>>33859915Okay.
>>33859922I'd use the handle on myself since big swords mean small dick
>>33859931I amuse me.
>>33859746Yea
>>33859930Only if there a indian
>>33859934Fuck, is this why I've never followed through on buying a sword? Is my dick just too big to own one?
>>33859931why are you making blank statements that don't mean anything and is not a question
>>33859919Oh, cool, it's on Banana Mania.
Is getting really high then traumafapping with burning hot wax and mom son porn a valid alternative to therapy?
>>33859747I would if I could. It was hot to think I could do that with him.
Have you ever KOd someone? Knocked them unconscious with a punch? I was 19 and I boxed back then. Got into a fight in the street and put this guy on the ground with a single punch. He didn't know how to fight however so it isn't that impressive.
>>33859941Why are you replying
>>33859934Don't pierce the heavens,instead pierce the femanon.
>>33859019State genderDo you know what iff means?
>>33859927How is it insane? It's not like foids value moid lives.
>>33859818Postan
>>33859948FNo but thats hot
>>33859019Reminds me of this image
>>33859019My boss asked if I was coming to her bday party next week (this week). I just made jokes, she said I was invited then mentioned it again later in her convo that I can bring X thing I was joking about to her bdayAnyways, she hasn't given me deeets, so is it fair to assume I wasn't really invited
>>33859843It does not.
Women, would you date a guy who has spent the last six years of his life in heavy social isolation? He’s held a job the entire time, just doesn’t have any coworkers or any friends who live nearby.
>>33859948Yes.
>>33859955You just know he takes it in the ass
>>33859925>NoWhat about this one?Are there no femanons who want to dance ballet with a random internet stranger?
>>33859948I once knocked a man's hair off his head with a hard punch. Not a wig or a toupee mind you, his hair. Shaved it clean off his scalp with my knuckles.
>>33859960I can only assume that the one talking is a woman.
>>33859952MDepends on the context. It can mean "if and only if" or "identification friend or foe".
>>33859826Is she cute and blonde? Sure.
>>33859944I didn't realize that was a remake of 1, 2, and Deluxe until just now. I think I'm going to have to buy it.
>>33859969Alright Popeye hahaha nice
I just thought of something. Probably around 20 years ago, this dude I went to school with told me he once shot down a police copter with a BB gun. Everyone at my school said he was full of shit, but do you think he actually did that? I wonder sometimes.
>>33859952Do you know what iif means?
>>33859954i mean... they're human too
Men, I think another restaraunt owner is crushing on me. How do I handle this?
>>33859974MAnybody who posts on r9k or pol gets automatically a 30 day ban from podting on any other boards.Block everybody from the UK.US people get shadowbanned, so only they themselves can see their posts.
>>33859952wanna yiff?
Men and women hot orange juice does atoga drink this?
>>33859975I'm seeing reviews that say that the physics are a bit different from the og games but it seems like too good of a deal to pass up.
Why is my ideal woman black, short haired and with tattoos/piercings? Like from where did this brainworm get into my mind when I myself am prudish, nerdy and constrained. I live in a homogeneous white country so I've never seen a black girl irlIt doesn't make sense, am I a victim of propaganda? Am I a victim of MKULTRA? Who did this to me? I feel targeted, my preferences are extremely abnormal given my current lifestyle and location
>>33859970no
>>33859980I don't think most women believe that.
>>33859983It's a look of fear. When you approach his all-you-can-eat buffet, he sees his restaurant going out of business.
>>33859959I was a brainless pathetic punk back not doing anything worthwhile. Nothing hot about it.
>>33859989no, that sounds weird
>>33859983Geez, you're setting yourself up for jokes here...
>>33859974I'd encourage mods to directly engage with the community and foster accountability.
>>33859999Why did you punch him
>>33859983You're basically the female ENTJ, you know that? All you do is insult everyone else and lie about how everyone is in love with you.
>>33860002This is easily the shittiest thing about modern 4chan.
>>33859999NTA, good for you man. Lots of men don’t get out of that mindset
>>33859996yeah right, lowk an incel take>>33860001ba dum tss
How can I learn how to sing? I sing in the shower, and I’m like “huh that sounds good.”But when I record myself I’m like “ohhh..”
>>33859991Not necessarily the worst thing ever. It should be $7.50 for the Steam winter sale so I'll get it then.>>33859974I think I'd rangeban a few countries. Maybe Australia and India.
>>33859993Oh, and I find out where RapeApe and ABIB live and put flaming bags of dogshit on their porches.
>>33860004A narcissist on 4chan. who would have thought...
>>33860006Early 4chan was a mix of animal cruelty gifs, photoshopped pics of then President Bush as Hitler, and repetitive nonsense memesThere have at least been some entertaining made up greentext stories in the years and decades since
Not an incel take. Just the truth.
>>33860010You pay for voice lessons. >ButNo. Singing is a skill with a preposterously high skill ceiling. You need a professional actively guiding and teaching you, and that costs money. Pay up.
I'm so glad I'm not a incel and have sex regularly
What do men want from a woman. How to meet them and how we should approach if it all
>>33860011nta>video game that encourages multiplayer>buys on PC
Howdy, FINE SHYT
>>33860003It was about a girl. He came onto me but I countered him. The girl, she was a slut that half the city banged by the time she was 20. He thought they were in a relationship or something but I paid her ten bucks to let me do her and so he got mad.
>>33860024Approach them like a John on a Sex Tourism holiday approaching a Working Girl for sex by the Hilton swimming pool.
>>33860030Ew
>>33860030fake story
>>33860024>What do men want from a woman.Best friend who is also feminine and would make a good mother
>>33859903What prompted you to post this? I don't understand your mood swings.
>>33860008Thank you. I have tried hard to turn my life around. Saved money for school, moved out of my neighbourhood and I think I got this.
>>33860035nta talking about mother stuff would kinda scare the shit out of me.
I'm horny!
>>33860035Would you make a good father
Women could you date a kook
>>33860024>don't be fat>be nice>wants to spend time with me>wants to be a motherThat's pretty much it. Seems unattainable, though.I stopped going out and trying to meet people because it's pointless.
>>33859903Not to my knowledge. I mean, I have been mean to incels.
>>33860041Well yeah you don't talk about it, it's just something you notice about a girl over time>>33860044Yes
>>33860033She needed the money I was horny. Just business.
>>33860006The fastest way to destroy a community like this is for the creator to lose his love for the creation. moot abandoned us over a decade ago. This is what the rapture will look like.
>>33859114i don't.
>>33860043welcome
>>33860054Moot has a kid now.Let that sink in.
>>33859903i wish the cuckworm would off himself but sadly he seems to be alive still
>>33860040Proud of you anon. As a guy who came from poverty, it’s easy to stay stuck. Keep pushing on brother
>>33860058Wait noone has kids on here??? That's kinda creepy
>>33860028I use my desktop as a home theater PC and I share my library with family, plus Steam has "remote play together". Seems reasonable to me.
Why do old white men fall for gold digger asian women lovebombing them?
>>33860058If he was based he'd name her Yotsuba for old time's sake.
The weather is brisk and crispy today. My favorite kind. When a wind chill hits, it makes me feel alive, wakes me up. A great time to go to a coffeeshop.
Who will be 4chans Noah? Who will build our ark? 2 posters from every board and every general.
>>33860066They are stupid. Honestly all moids are stupid
>>33859974i would change every word i don't like into a silly word like 4chan used to do
>>33860059Oh you mean Jesus Christ? I thought the Roman governorship of Judea killed him but people keep talking about that shithead like he's still alive. Fuck Jesus, he can eat my ass.
>>33860028Consoles are gay. I wouldn't buy a console or a console game if I was being held at gunpoint.
>>33860066Loneliness is a hell of a drug.
>>33860066because they are hot
>>33860051ten bucks???
>>33860035And not someone to love ? Good luck having the woman leave after she feels like she's your mom.
>>33860067That's kinda cringe.
>>33860069i choose to die, you guys go on without me
>>33860057Is that the dude in the wheelchair? How does a wheelchair dude diddle? He ain't got no working legs!
>>33859993>delete /pol/This has been tried before. It didn't go well for anyone.
>>33860058Yea but she's wasian because he's addicted to hentai
>>33860066Men will fall in love with literally anything, even 2D cartoons. Can you blame people if they're lonely? It's just biology, we didn't have this stuff 100 000 years ago
>5 months without getting coomed insideIt's bad it's really bad
>>33860082>>33860067He's not Elon Musk, which is the one good thing I can say about him.
>>33860035>someone to look at who will pick up my poopmoids are not worth
>>33860058How do you know this?! I had no idea.. Moot was seriously the best leader ever in the whole world. He always was us and will be a god to me.
>>33860087I for one am shocked that the man who founded 4chan as a teenage boy likes East Asian women
>>33860066Lovebombing is better than no love at all.
>>33860058So? I have a kid too.
>>33860090Must be ugly
>>33860066Because the women offer something the men desire.
>>33860066Actual reason? Asians have genetically slim waists which some guys find better than tits and butt, a respectable culture and are submissive sexually
>>33860049>YesWhy?>>33860046What have you tried
>>33860066They don't fall for them they are just bored. They can have those women thrown overboard anytime they want and nobody would question them.
>>33860094right? he changed the word w*panese to weeaboo because it offended him
>>33860097AIPAC owns both parties you fool this shit is all a soap opera. They all fuck kids
please don’t forget there’s an environmental crisis out there and it’s gonna be on us to fix it like asap.
>>33860093>Moot was seriously the best leader ever in the whole world. He always was us and will be a god to me.You sound like a fucking Falangist in the 1970s mourning Francisco Franco. Like holy shit, get a grip dude and stop being delulu.
>>33860058Where'd you hear that? I just thought he was married.
>>33859922Yeah
>>33860092>>someone to look at who will pick up my poopyou have some weird fetishes
>>33860080>>33860092You have some weird friendships where you pick up someone's poop?
>>33860108Nta but I’ve seen multiple people on different boards say he has a daughter now
>>33860106>fix it30 years too late lol
>>33860097Is that why he and republicans are constantly blocking the Epstein stuff? Cuz there is nothing to hide?
>>33860106shut up
>>33860093That's Stockholm syndrome and you know it. :)
>>33860114He probably molests her. Creepy shit.
>>33860066>gold digger asian womenAsian women are the richest and smartest ethnicity
>>33859934Does that apply in the inverse? Small swords = big dick?
Need bratty pain in the ass gf
>>33860106we're dying, bitch. the global elite will fuck off in a satellite and replace all of us with ai. that's why they are pushing it so hard to advance, despite the damaging environmental costs
>>33860075>>33860089You don't see old latino or old black men doing that though, they just become a funny unc.
>>33860106This board is full of rightoids. They don't believe in silly things like that.
This shit is annoying man
>>33860123Yes. I have overtly large tits and only buy knives
>>33860111that would be literally the most boring, least active board in history
>>33860126They've already gotten laid and have families
>>33860112Say what? Thank god I'm not this mentally ill.
>>33860107It’s okay, hiro is cool too, and the only other person fit for the job, although he is a little shady. My god I can’t imagine what 4chan will be like after moot and hiro are gone, who could fill those voids?!
>>33860129Susu?
>>33860102>What have you triedDating apps, networking through friends/acquaintances and family, church, a tabletop gaming club, Discord, /soc/, local fetish/kink community, work, school (back when I was in school)Only things I haven't tried are bars and cold approaching random women in public. I don't drink so the first option is out, and the second option seems like a way to get the cops called on me for existing near a foid.
>>33860116Just because Trump isn't implicated doesn't mean no one else is. If he were in the Epstein docs, why didn't the Biden administration use it to nuke his campaign from orbit?
>>33860137No one is going to call the cops on you for asking a woman out, anon
>>33860131At least you'd be less likely to get cancer.
>>33860137You sound like male me except for the fetish stuff Whats the fetish
>>33860138nta Biden is too? :/
>>33860138nta all the top government officials are involved, surprise! now go back to /pol/
Men thoughts on drinking the extra breast milk from the source
>>33860147moidly handos
>>33860143Not a specific fetish, just general kink/fetish community.>>33860141I don't believe you.
>>33860106Two types of people exist in this world:Moral elitists who act smug because they made a personal sacrificeandPeople unwilling to make a personal sacrifice because they hate smug moral elitists.
>>33860138That's easy. Some blue politicians are in there as well.
>>33860147My son needs those gains, I will not steal them from him.
>>33860150There's is a third option anon
>>33860147Not for me.
>>33860089I haven’t been able to get off to hentai or Cartoon smut ever since I was 12 years old and discovered real life lesbian porn. Grow up man.
>>33860147Would love to finger her while I do it
>>33860151>>33860138It's not just politicians. Extremely wealthy and powerful people are likely implicated, and not just in the US or even just in the west. It would also likely implicate multiple western intelligence agencies as being involved or at least having knowledge of what was happening, which is likely the real reason we'll never get the full story.
>>33860106Yeah, we were all supposed to be long dead by now.Cheap energy is an absolute requirement for an economy to do well. Your bullshit is specifically designed to undermine that. Fuck off.
Reduce the human population. I say everyone in this thread is worth a million other human beings.
>>33860155You're confusing the concept of maturity with biological realities and our brains not catching up with technology
>>33860165I’ve got 4 words for you, jackass.MICROPLASTICSANDFORVER CHEMICALS
>>33860164Oh, like lobbyists? Probably, yeh.Somewhat related, I hate how they do the finger pointing whenever a scandal happened. Didn't the mafia actually kill JFK but the Secret Service doesn't want that to get out because it makes them look bad?
>>33860171India?
>>33860147One of the downsides of my wife choosing not to breastfeed (she tried it for a while but hated it and gave it up) is that I never got to try her breast milk. I was really, really curious about the taste.
>>33860147I would but I don't want to have children so it will never happen.
Why is the world so awful that all I want from life is unattainable?
I hope she wont me
>>33860165>line must go up
>>33860179maybe you want too much
>>33860174No it was actually the same guy that took out Oppenheimer. He founded the deepstate Jews which killed jfk
>>33860175Factories are built in China and India so that the pollution remains in China and India, but the products of those factories are shipped over the ocean and sold to American consumers.
>>33860178Man child.
>>33860184A husband a house and two children
>>33860185>DA JEWS
>>33860187Men how much would you pay someone for breast milk
>>33860179Because you were not born into this world as a billionaire.
>>33860187Yes.
>>33860184All I want is a small cottage with a fireplace hearth and a big shaggy dog to feed and pet who looks up to me as his family and best friend. Is that too much to ask?
>>33860189that seems doable, which one is closer?
>>33860195Irish wolfhound?
>>33860192500 euro
>>33860193Why do I need to be a billionaire to have it. I don't want money I want a family>>33860196I guess a house, if I got it somewhere cheap
>>33860192I wouldn't it sounds gross but if my wife wanted me to drink I would
That is not what you want. You want to be immortal and you want strength you want power.
>>33860174>because it makes them look badAssuming the mob did kill him, I think it's less "they'll bully us ;_; uwu" and more "if people realize that this is all it takes to murder the president, we're all fucked".
>>33860183If you want people to be able to afford to live and to retire eventually, and to not be depressed and destitute their whole lives, yes.>>33860171At this point there's nothing to be done about either of those issues except to try to move away from using plastic. But the alternatives to plastic have their own issues.
>>33860195It's oddly specific. Like something out of a cartoon.
Hate is a strong word
>>33860203that's the devil talking
>>33860195I think I am going to do that since I am unable to make real relationships with people
>>33860195Are you Lenny
>shower gel>shower shampooI don't know which the correct choice.I always associate shampoo with hair.Help??
Hey, remember that time Trump got shot? Reagan? Truman? Roosevelt (both of them)? McKinley? Garfield? Lincoln?
>>33860222Shower gel is always body wash, no?
>>33860224Revelation 13:3And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
>>33860195I want you to know that while we will never meet, we are brothers and allies against the world that denies us our dream.
>>33860222Shampoo will always do a better job. Even if the gel says it works on hair.
>>33860224Put me in the motorcadePut me in the death parade
>>33860222You should be using 4 products for your hair and 2 for your body fyi
>>33860224I actually didn't know FDR got shot.
>>33860234Not him but 4 for my hair? I just shampoo and condition it
>>33860227Revelations was the second world war....
Girls, would you intentionally get tanlines if your boyfriend had a fetish for that?
>>33860208The devil has nothing on me.
>>33860239YikesYour supposed to use hair masks and two different conditioners and a shampoo
>>33860234It was in a hotel and I was a bit confused.Usually the labels are... more clear.>>33860225I think it said>Body & hair gel>Body & hair shampooTo be precise.
>>33860222>>33860225>Body wash>Shampoo
>>33860238Not FDR, Teddy
>>33860240>Revelations (plural)
>>33860246lol I see
*gets smacked in the face by femanon for making inappropriate comments*
>>33860250They always give themselves away with thatFuckin Bible secondaries
>>33860251Your are unfuckable until you use four hair products
>>33860224>>33860238HEY WAIT A GODDAMNED MINUTE FDR WASN'T SHOT HE WAS SHOT AT
>>33860227This is talking about the antichrist, which Trump does not fit by any sort of measure. I don't like Trump either but your confirmation bias is showing.
>>33860253*blushing* huhuhuheh adoy. boioioing
>>33860257Just shave.
>>33860248tf did you do to this poor .gif?
Man I love living on the beach, I have the best job ever
>>33860257Sez who
>>33860238By Giuseppe Zangara in 1950. It was before he took office, to be fair.
How do I stop lusting after unattainable girls
>>33860270I mean 1933. >_< 1950 was Truman.
>>33860273Love yourself enough to realize that you chase the unattainable because it’s familiar
>>33860273Go completely insane and try to attain them OR turn your attention to attainable ones
Women, did you know moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty? Now you know
>>33860273Be less uggo and useless
anons any movie recommendations?
>>33860280Whatcha in the mood for?
>>33860280Moon.
>>33860284Watched already>>33860283Anything really
I need him inside of me
>>33860287You need your medicine inside of you.
Are women even human?I'm not so sure they are.
>>33860280In English?
>>33860280I'd recommend What's Up Doc. One of the funniest movies ever made.
>>33860293not necessarily
I need her inside of me
>>33860270Except he never actually hit Roosevelt. Also:>5' tallManlets have NEVER ONCE learned.
>>33860280Have you seen Jagten?
>>33860299My toe in your butthole?
>>33860286>Watched alreadyGODDAMMITCoherence
>>33860222>I always associate shampoo with hair.This is correct.
>>33860304also watched>>33860302yes, good movie
>>33860280Repo: The Genetic Opera
>>33860286>Anything reallyWatch this stupid movie.
>>33860307>also watchedYou're really grinding my gears, anon... :)Prospect
>>33860303no your dick
>>33860311I like how this looks
>>33860313In your... pussy?
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33860295
Is it seen as okay for a guy to cheat even if he gets good sex every day, sometimes 3 times a day?
>>33860307I wonder if I was the one to recommend it.How about something more corny - the Thermae Romae movie?
>>33860314It’s such a ridiculous movie, I love it. It’s got some of the dumbest dialogue you’ll ever hear and a very, very cheesy licensed song music video scene in the middle
>>33860311Why does this poster look so amateurish, and the rock looks ai-generated?
>>33860318You'll take my L shaped dick (I was in a bmx accident) up your ass.
>>33860317yeah sure whatever.
>>33860320Cheating isn't okay.
Have you ever had a "Holy shit, I've become just like my mom / dad" moment, /atoga/?
>>33860331I put a Snapchat filter on where I had a full beard and bald and I realized I looked just like my dad
>>33860327Because it is a fairly amateurish poster, and the Rock was airbrushed to hell and back. It’s a suitably tacky poster for a very purposefully tacky movie, honestly
>>338603272000s straight to dvds cover this movie is going to be good
>>33860259>“… a despicable person will arise… a man of contempt… to whom the royal honor has not been rightfully conferred. He will slip in when least expected and will seize the kingdom through flattery and intrigue.”Daniel 11:21>“He had a mouth that spoke great things, and that seemed greater than its companions…”Daniel 7:20>“He will exalt and magnify himself above every god, and will say unheard of things.” Daniel 11:36>“Then he will distribute among his followers the plunder and wealth of the rich- something his predecessors had never done.”Daniel 11:24>“He will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior… He will use every kind of evil deception to fool those on their way to destruction, because they refuse to love and accept the truth that would save them.”Daniel 8:25, 2 Thess 2:10>“He will greatly honor those who acknowledge him. He will make them rulers over many people and will sell them land at a price.”Daniel 11:39b>“The arise in power of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie.”2 Thess. 2:9>“For false Christs and false prophets will arise and appear to perform ‘great’ signs and wonders so as to lead astray, if possible, God’s own people. He will use every kind of evil deception to fool those on their way to destruction…”Matt. 24:24, 2nd Thess 2:10>“And there was given to him a mouth speaking of ‘great things’ and blasphemous words… and he opened his mouth saying terrible things and blasphemed the name of God.” Revelation 13:5-6>“And they received a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads…”Revelation 13And once again,>“And I saw one of his heads that was wounded as if fatal, but it was healed and the world was amazed.” Revelation 13:3
>>33860331Not really. I've always resembled my parents in one way or another.
>>33860335You have no idea what you’re in for lol, it’s such a trip. There’s a few pretty quotable scenes that I am straining to not spoil, as wellAtogans must watch this movie so I can shitpost a joke or two from it
>>33860337Stop spamming.
>>33860280Oppenheimer
How can I go from being an attractive autist to an attractive chad?
>>33860337you can find a quote for anything in the bible
>>33860337If I wanted to see someone jerk off into his own mouth I'd go to efukt.
I wanna have a movie night with femanon.
>>33860329Why are you giving me an attitude
>>33860337Anon, do you even know what confirmation bias is?
>>33860345Kek
>>33860348Because you are a 2
>>33860331F. No, thank God. My parents are awful.
>>33860353No. I'm a 4
>>33860337When has Trump ever blasphemed the name of God?
>>33860357The Trump Bible
>>33860331MI think the first time it happened to me was when I was around 25, and I got frustrated enough while working on some plumping in my house to immediately lapse into the same Homer Simpson-style angry muttering that my dad does
>>33860361>The Trump BibleTrump had nothing to do with that.How DARE you get me to defend Trump.
>>33860337>The arise in power of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lieWhich translation is this?
>>33859047Find 20-24 year old virgin girl>>33859109No, it is crazy to want to call them mommy though.>>33859163I guess I dont have your keen eye and subtle discernment.>>33859189Maybe some handmade wood decorations>>33859229>Could So is optional? I wouldn't, the fuck.
>>33860369>The book created further controversy in 2024 when then-former President Donald Trump promoted a new edition.[14] In March, Trump began promoting the Bible at a price point of $60, the website selling the book calling it "the only Bible endorsed by" Trump and that his "name, likeness and image" are being used under paid license from one of Trump's organizations, CIC Ventures LLC.[15][16]
>boyfriend's mom wants him to work for 3 years then marry someone she approves of>his family has money>my boyfriend has a history of being pretty rebellious Should I still be super worried he'd choose that path over the one where we're together? He reassured me he wants to be with me.Do men often choose their mother over their lover?
>>33860377>Do men often choose their mother over their lover?I don't think so.
>>33860371Looks like a variant of NIV.
>>33859321Only if its like anime and her only animal part is rabit ears, a bunny nose and bunny tail but everything else is regular woman.>>33859348Keep watching until she notices me then finish her off myself with my shirt on her face
>>33860377If my mom tried to tell me who to date I'd tell her to fuck off right to her face, even if my parents had money.
>>33860377Why are you so worried about this when you knew what you were getting into when you started dating a middle eastern man
https://youtu.be/KaZDR2yomgA>Tell me, what do I say to turn this around?>Ninety-nine days, you'd think I'd know how>I can be emotional>If you need me to>Tell me, what do I say to turn this around?>I beg you, don't make me say it out loud>No matter what I do>I'm an afterthought to you
>>33859395Good but once every two weeks tops
>>33860394I refuse to listen to him because I'm jealous that he has a family
Donald Trump publicly identifies as a Christian, specifically as a Presbyterian, and professes faith in Jesus Christ. There’s no evidence he denies Jesus or teaches people to reject Christ or persecutes Christians or claims to be above God. He's not the Antichrist, guys.
>>33859461Girls are fine with swirling your cum in their mouth but you get a drop in their hair and they act like is suddenly acid.
>>33860401I mean, me too, but his music is wonderfulDracula off of this is album is written about me
Who else here was ruined by a girl/guy out their league giving pity sex
>>33860403Now ask him his favorite Bible verse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE
I'm not a Christian and don't intend to become one. But I recognize the cultural and historical importance of the Bible so I would like to read it. Which translation should I use?
>>33860408Hey, I don't like him either but your political bias is making you reach a bit imo.
>>33860381>>33860389I think he's said similar things to her before. He's a bit at their mercy right now because he's had to stay with them temporarily, but he may be more confident after we live together. He has said he thinks it would be lame to do exactly what she wants as an adult man, but I don't know.>>33860391Either you recognize my posts or this situation is so deeply Arab that it's obvious.
>>33860405Fuck him and I hope it flops
>>33860409New Living Translation
>>33860409KJV is foundational if you're reading it for the cultural impact. Get a Study Bible that'll point out interesting facts and translation choices. This is the one that I used.
>>33860409Depends on what you want out of it. If you want it presented in completely modern language, I recommend the ESV or RSV.My personal favorite is NKJV since it still has that prosaic quality of KJV but is easier to read.I recommend you read an Orthodox or Catholic Bible since they include some books that aren't included in most Protestant canons. The Orthodox Study Bible (NKJV) and the St. Ignatius Study Bible (RSV) are both great.
>>33860413Yea it's annoying. Either take it or shut up
>>33860394People getting emotional over songs is always so weird to me.
>>33860413Wait, so you're a western woman dating a middle eastern man?Yeah, this is gonna go well.
>>33859519MNo, I dont care about japan and don't see the big deal>>33859559Yes. Makes you feel very wanted. The one time I tried it I was doing her probone and for some reason put my thumb in her mouth and she rolled with it.>>33859620My ex came back for casual sex after we broke up and told me she shlicked to the memories of our sex. So I must have been doing something right. But I don't think Im great.
Anons I am looking for a horror movie to watch tonight. Do you have suggestions? I’m kind of in a clown mood but not feeling like watching IT.
Women, could you date a Christian guy if he didn't care about what your religious beliefs were?
>>33860421I get emotional for songs centered around actual vocals and musical instruments. I don't understand getting emotional for songs centered around computerized electronics and digital voice manipulation, like this shit.
>>33860424Have you seen much of the classics? Halloween, Texas Chainsaw, Friday the 13th, Scream, Child's Play, Saw?
>>33860424Fuck off.
>>33860427You couldn't be more pretentious if you tried.
>>33860425Sure.
>>33860425I'd hope he'd appreciate that I'm Christian too
>>33860415>>33860416>>33860417Thank you all.
>>33860433He would. Very appropriate dubs.
>>33860424Roger Corman's A Bucket of Blood, an hour-long horror comedy that prominently involves a cat. Meow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRT1QJtixN4
So half the men are scared of women and the other half hates them
>>33860434You're welcome. If you're interested in what early Christians believed, I suggest you also give the Didache a look.
>>33860425How very unchristian of him
>>33859633Will scan all of her body with my eyes and my fingers, then my palm then would squeeze it, pinch her nipples, trying to chisel the experience into my brain. Then fuck her pro bone, then missionary and cum while lip locked then try to stay there for as long as possible.
>>33860442How so?
>>33860440I hate women because they hate men.
>>33860429rude, what did she do to you?
>>33860447Isn't a core tenet of Christianity that you're supposed to want others to be saved? Not caring sounds very much against the gospel
>>33860424have you watched the terrifier series? best horror clown by far
>>33860440that sounds very accurate
>>33860152What if he has moved on to solids already?
Women, what is your biggest flex?
>>33860450Christ's laws are written on the heart of every human being, and apokatastasis is considered canon. I'd be happy with a woman who lived like a good Christian whether or not she actually was one, and I'd hope to serve as an example to my neighbors of what an upstanding Christian man looks like in hopes of pointing them towards Christ. I don't believe that overt proselytizing really gets much done or paints Christianity in a very positive light.
>>33859665I will make you feel pretty
>>33860242No. I'm not getting that brown, yuck.At most farmer tan arms.
>>33860456I don't drink or smoke
>>33860440I'm not scared of women, but I am a little scared of boring them.
>>33860266How dirty are your nails now, ya warthog.
>>33859665big tits?
>>33860462It's sad that this is genuinely a flex these days.
>>33860320Cheating isn't ok. Nut up and say you want more sex.
>>33859682MYes>>33859693Ooga booga>>33859712I wouldn't date honestly, so maybe>>33859783Bored
>>33860466It is? I was joking
>>33860440We can be bothNot me in particular. I just hate you
>>33860438Does the cat live?>>33860451Nope. Just been getting into horror books and movies this year
>>33860467NTAThat doesn't result in more sex.
>>33860457NTA but yeah that other anon is right, you sound like a fake Christian
>>33860424Have you seen Rob Zombies various horror movies. I think there's a recurring clowny character in a few of them>House of 1000 Corpses>The Devil's Rejects>3 from HellI don't like horror movies myself.
>>33860457>Christ's laws are written on the heart of every human beingThe hell they are...
>>33860477>Does the cat live?The movie was released in 1959 so that cat is probably dead by now in 2025.
One time a girl asked me "breasts or thighs?" and I told her that what I really like is a nice fat juicy ass. I'm not allowed at KFC anymore.
Horny on the day of our Lord
>>33860489What will you do to honor this gift?
>>33860481I'm not.>>33860485They are. A lot of people just choose to disobey them sometimes, including me and plenty of other Christians.
>>33860489Crucify your dick n balls.
>>33860493Think about what to fap to until the horniness subsides after taking too long to decide
>>33860498You mean like a concience? Anon, some places are totally ok with cannibalism.
>>33860498You ARE. You are just by being here.
>>33860505>until the horninessYou're not really horny if this is the case. You're just engaging in learned behaviour.
>>33860489Me too. I want to fuck one of the women itt
it seems I got warned for stating the following:today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. here's tomorrow with the weather.I was warned because it was "gibberish text"but it's not gibberish it's a fact.we are all one consciousness.
>>33860510Who needs care the most, the healed or the sick?
>>33860467More than 3 times daily? How many times do guys need sex in a relationship?
>>33860519Shut up fag
>>33860516>just one
>>33860507And God will have mercy on them, as unfathomable as that might be to us.>>33860510Nope. Did you forget the kind of company that Christ Himself kept?
>>33860515That doesn't make sense
>>33860525mfw performative Christians think that it’s all allegorical
>>33860425Probably only if he was an orthodox, they seem like the only christians who still have actual traditions and everything isn't completely watered-down.
>>33860424No horror per se but I love wake in fright, angst and viva la muerte
>>33860524Just one, yes
>>33859826No, because Im not unitedstatian.
ngl I kinda enjoy Christian /atoga/.
>>33859880I would try
>>33860537Why? It’s zoomers making it an identity while ignoring the actual tenets
>>33860520Oh, boy, are you making me reach back to my childhood.1 Corinthians 15:33 – “Do not be misled: 'Bad company corrupts good character.'”Proverbs 13:20 – “Walk with the wise and become wise, for a companion of fools suffers harm.”Psalm 1:1 – “Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers.”Proverbs 22:24-25 – “Do not make friends with a hot-tempered person, do not associate with one easily angered, or you may learn their ways and get yourself ensnared.”1 Corinthians 5:11 – “But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.”Proverbs 4:14-15 – “Do not set foot on the path of the wicked or walk in the way of evildoers. Avoid it, do not travel on it; turn from it and go on your way.”2 Corinthians 6:14 – “Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?”Proverbs 24:1-2 – “Do not envy the wicked, do not desire their company; for their hearts plot violence, and their lips talk about making trouble.”The difference with that sick thing is that most of us aren't asking to be healed. And I think there's a pearls before swine thing. Pretty egotistical of you to think being here is "caring". I don't think that's a fruitage of the spirit.
Middle America is soul-crushing for young people who want social lives.
>>33860525Christ hung around those people because they wanted to be healed though.
>>33860539All you have to do to walk in the way of Jesus is to be nice to people, to all people, even people that you have to strain yourself to be nice to.All the other nonsense comes from Paul, and he can safely be disregarded.
>>33859983Get free food
>>33860525So by that logic... will Hitler be saved? Judas?
>>33860526That's because I fucked up greentexting>until the horniness subsides
>>33860545>muh headcanonCool man, you may as well believe in Odin
>>33860543You don't suffer in America
>>33860539Wrestling isn't real, but it is entertaining.
>>33860554Fair
>>33860479Yeah it means you talk about the relationship and own up that you're being a shit boyfriend and can do better to encourage sex to happen more frequently.
>>33860543No shit.
>>33860549Universal reconciliation is not a new concept. You can disagree with it, but you shouldn't pretend like the idea is new.And one can believe that the road exists without believing that it's a short road or an easy road.
There are two kinds of eyes girls can have during sex: Doe and SirenMen, do you prefer Doe eyes during sex, or Siren eyes?
>>33860545Wait, Paul was good enough for Jesus, right? Isn't that a little hypocritical?
>>33860521Idk. Do men like women roughing them up in sex?
>>33860543What if I don't give a shit about having a social life?
>>33860543It is. I'm very ready to leave it behind
>>33860545I haven't read the whole thing but I'm pretty sure the Bible has more standards than that.
Ni hao, FINE SHYT
>>33860559Post examples of both.
>>33860559Desu the eyes don't really matter because I can't see them while kissing her neck anyway.
>>33860566Das racist
>>33860565Yeah that anon is a dipshit
>>33860560Yes, it is.
>>33860558Answer the question. In your opinion, will Hitler and Judas be saved?
>>33860566You are from Germany.
I hate women.
>>33860570nta but I was just listening to them earlier today. Blast from the pastI saw them live before they broke up
>>33860559Doe definitely
Where do I meet clingy gf?
>>33860029*wave*>>33860043again?>>33860045whats a kook?>>33860058moot mentioned
>>33860560Paul never met Jesus. He came afterwards and he usurped authority away from Peter. It's from Paul that we get modern beliefs like Prosperity Gospel, the idea that God is rewarding the rich and punishing the poor. Paul teaches that only faith is enough to be saved, and you don't actually need good works in order to have salvation.
>>33860577You sound like you have a pink, juicy, sensitive butthole.
>>33860574I'm the anon you initially posed the question to, and I didn't initially answer because I figured my answer was obviously yes. I already espoused support for apokatastasis.
Yeah I love cherry-picking the Bible for my own performative beliefs woooo
>>33860587He does.
>>33860584Plap?
I am good lookingI am dumbI am an unlovable himbo
>>33860587>>>/lgbt/>>33860590Jump in a lake of lava, bitch.
>>33860585If you actually read any of his epistles, you wouldn't be saying these things.
>>33860545Didn't Barnabas vouch for Paul? And Barnabas was liked by pretty much the whole church back then.
>>33860574The salvation of Judas is essential. There's no proof to the belief that God will forgive anyone unless God proves it by forgiving the man who betrayed God. If Judas can be forgiven then anyone can be forgiven, even you and even me.
>>33860592PLAP PLAP PLAP GET MPREG
>>33860589Doesn't everyone?
>>33860577What causes this neurotic behavior
>>33860599You too. Lava lake, now.
>>33860043Men are now conscious that with the sun constantly making loops that there is indeed a wave of morning boners around the world.How do men in the north and south polar circles know when to get a boner if the sun never leaves?
>>33860597St. Anonymous disagrees, apparently
>>33860594but are you a bottom?
>>33860601More or less, but reading this schizo huffing his own farts on his anti Paul larp is annoying
>>33860599No thank you.
>>33860596I read the book from cover to cover. I am also not the first person to read from cover to cover and then come away from the experience doubting Paul.This really shouldn't be the first time in your life that you encounter these ideas.
>>33860613Oh, brother.
>>33860613Can you put on a trip so I don’t have to read your garbage, please?
>>33860612PLAP PLAP PLAP *GETS PREGNANT* ?
>>33860602He's just bratting (signaling his desire to get pegged)
>>33860609Yeah I'm not biblically literate but this sounds like a crock of shit. Paul is second only to Peter in the public consciousness, it's hard to believe he's not well regarded within the church.
>>33860585>Paul never met Jesus.Isn't there something about a talking donkey?>Paul teaches that only faith is enough to be savedEphesians 2:8–9 “God saved you by his grace when you believed. And you can’t take credit for this; it is a gift from God. Salvation is not a reward for the good things we have done, so none of us can boast.” Paul wrote that.James writes at James 2:17, 24 “Faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead… You see that a person is considered righteous by what they do and not by faith alone.” Paul argues against trying to earn salvation by rituals or law-keeping. James argues against a “lazy” faith that produces no fruit. They’re two sides of the same truth.
>>33860612Get Mpregnant
>>33859812>would really like to play physicallyCome to bar I work at we'll have a game kekHope you get to play billiards soon>>33859825Holy nostalgiaI spent so much time on these mini games kek>>33859826Sure>>33859828I mean I'm playing games rn but I'm slim and did the cleaningThese nibbas just lazy
>>33860622I am biblically literate and I can guarantee this larping retard doesn’t go to church and doesn’t know what a diocese is
>>33860619That's more like it.
>>33860620Why are you so gay?
>>33859989No I drink it cold out of the fridge>>33859994Damn she's hot>>33860023OK normie >>33860029Hello black man
im god
>>33860068Meanwhile everyone in pub today was lamenting to me about how bloody cold and miserable it was kek>>33860106Best way for us to fix it would be mass genocide of the human race
>>33860628>doesn’t know what a diocese isWhat's the relevance here?
>>33860630I'm not, but he is
>>33860633Shut up fag
>>33860622>>33860628Where did I say that Paul is not well regarded within the Church?
My bad for bringing up Christianity everybody
>>33860222Shower gel for body, shampoo and conditioner for hair>>33860280Cruella (2021) is pretty much the only Disney movie I've liked this decade
>>33860633Get Mpregnant
>>33860640God may not forgive you, but I do.
Fellow christians, will I make friends or even find a bf if I go to bible college? To be honest I'll probably just argue with everyone there
>>33860528;)
>>33860406I'm not a sexhaver so no>>33860559Idk what the difference is but siren sounds hotter
>>33860646>To be honest I'll probably just argue with everyone thereMaybe you should try not doing that?
>>33860640I'd engage, I normally like these discussions, but I'm sick and limited in my abilities
>>33860644Yes! I will impregnate thee!
>>33860635It means he doesn’t belong to a church or a church group, which is a requirement to being saved. The reason actual Christians preach so much is because you’re supposed to believe that Jesus was the literal manifestation of God on Earth, and there is no salvation except through Christ. So if you’re not overcome with passion to preach this and save others, you’re larping. Cherry-picking the Bible like this larper is doing is exactly the kind of misled ideas that a diocese will help you out of. >>33860638That’s not the problem. It’s you thinking you somehow know better than the Church. You haven’t said what denomination you are, probably because you’re a larper
>>33860636You are. You are a homosexual.
>>33860645He forgives me. He seems to be okay with me existing despite all of the fairly bogus shit I've pulled in my life to date
>>33860633GET MPREGGED INTO OBLIVION, YOU'RE HAVING CHILDREN OF ALL RACES
>>33860624>They’re two sides of the same truth.Your interpretation is that Paul should be judged by what we wish he said, which is that true faith will be accompanied by works. My interpretation is that Paul should be judged by what he actually says, not what we wish he said instead.Good for James. I like James. I wish more people followed James instead of Paul.
>>33859019Hello I'm bored at work how's it going anon
>tfw want to ask out girl from job when I get a better job >tfw realise I have no money to take her out (hours at current job suck)>tfw she's probably turn me down anywaySuch is the life of der loner
>>33860629oh shit now i've got a baby this backfired
>>33860654No worries. Sorry you're still feelin' crummy.
>>33860664Yoo what are you up to at work anonI'm gucci just playing some vidya
>>33860662>My interpretationL A R P E R
>>33860658I'm not the one who hates women
If a girl says I can cheat on her as long as its a one night stand and I don't go behind her back, it's just a shit test right
>>33860598If Judas were saved it would challenge the idea that salvation depends on our choices. If Judas were saved despite his betrayal and rejection of Christ that would suggest his personal choices didn’t determine his salvation. Did Judas ever truly have free will to choose otherwise? If Judas were just forgiven after betraying Jesus that makes it seem just kinda transactional. Judas felt remorse, true, but the bible doesn't show true repentance from him. That is, turning toward God for restoration. He just killed himself. Contrast that with Peter who also betrayed Jesus (three times) but he wept bitterly, returned to Christ and was restored.
>>33860664I have consumed too much pasta and scotch.
>>33860672Whether or not she realizes it is, yes. That's the shittiest shit test.
>>33860646This is a very, very important question, so answer this one first. Who's paying for you to go to Bible College? I knew a family where the rich grandparents paid for all the kids to go to Bible College. It didn't end up helping at all because none of them became pastors or deacons or any type of actual religious authority figure, that degree has not helped any of them with employment or careers, and it was extremely clear that the girls were sent just to find husbands. That was the entire purpose of them going and all that money being spent. To find a husband that was godly enough for the family. There are many biblical courses that you can pay for and get a very good quality theological education without actually paying to be at a Bible college for four years. Even two years is a lot if you're not doing regular college or trade school on top of it or already established in your career.
>>33860669Nothin much man I finished my shit but I still got an hour and fifteen left to the shift. Might play some vidya tonight, what're you playing >>33860674Drink plenty of water before you pass out
>>33860656Who told you this, the Bible itself, or the people you trust instead of the Bible?
>>33860655No!Have a child spring out of your head!
>>33860679>Drink plenty of water before you pass outNo!
>>33860613Have you read that slave and the debt illustration?
>>33860671Hating women doesn't make you gay, and being gay doesn't make you hate women.
>>33860594RIP anon I hope you find love somedayDating girls is hardMeanwhile I have a rich guy I met on a night out who keeps messaging meLife would be so easy if I was a homo, I wouldn't have to work
>>33860664I quit early to binge chipotle for probiotics. I already made enough this week.
>>33860680>please engage with my bad faith a priori Nah
>>33860672It's equally likely to be her fetish honestly.
>>33860679>finished my shit but I still got an hour and fifteen left to the shiftDamn, sounds comfy bro, enjoy the chill timePlaying Crash 4 rn gunning for that 106%
>>33860656NTA, I know that everyone always says the church is one body and the church is supposed to be one conglomeration of Christians as a whole, but there's so many different subgroups with their own different rules, which one actually is the right one? If you were trying to convert someone and insisted that Southern Baptist was the proper way to practice Christianity, and they said well why not the Catholic Church, why not the Eastern Orthodox, why not Lutheran, why not Mormonism, how do you convince them that your way is the right way? If there are also so many different variations and groups, then why is the church still referred to as one body?
>>33860653It's not that I want to, but I know quite a few people who got weirdly political after going to bible college
>>33860685Being straight won't save your butthole.
>>33860668Thats life. Some days it'll be sunny, some days it's gonna rain. I just try to remember this discomfort when I'm not sick and sometimes I'll just take a deep breath from my nose and be grateful that I can
>>33860622nta I've heard of people not liking Paul but they're usually people who think you don't have to go to church and it's enough to just believe.
>>33860696I tell people to follow the faith that’s the most culturally relevant to them. If you call yourself a Greek Orthodox but you live in Alabama, you’re a larper. Secondary to that is whichever one resonates with you the most
>>33860670The difference between you and me is that I'm honest about interpreting.Paul says "faith alone" and because YOU WISH he had said "faith with works" you will interpret him as being the second side of "faith with works", as James had said.
Girls do you go into Wikipedia rabbit holes and if so whats the latest one you fell into?
>>33860464Surprisingly clean because lately I’ve just been doing about 4 hours of work and then going home early
im a metaphysical solipsist and I don't believe other people actually exist.
>>33860638How do you reconcile that with you personally bashing Paul?
>>33860697nta but I used to run into Liberty University students and every one of them was both very nice and extremely weird.
>>33860484I love these movies they’re so random but fun, and Rob’s wife is hot af lmao
>>33860702The difference between you and I is I am not arrogant enough to think that canonized texts don’t count because “muh interpretations”. You sound like someone who’d read the Gospel of Judas and think it should be canon because it reminds you of Hermeticism
>>33860640Nah, it's fine. This is relatively civil compared to some of the stuff I've seen.
>>33860703Only wiki I looked at recently was his feet... again...
>>33860696I like how Orthodox priests frame this problem. They say that Orthodoxy contains the "fullness" of Christianity, being the iteration that has been practiced for the longest amount of time and has changed the least. They don't call all heterodox Christians non-believers.Christ can even be found outside the church. It wouldn't make sense for a Christian to believe anything but this, considering we believe that God created the entire reality we live in.
>>33860701What about different cultural practices like needing rights to be saved? A Catholic believes that most other people are going to hell because they have not done the proper ceremonies, A Jehovah's Witness believes that everyone who is not saved and following the strict adhered rules is going straight to hell, and that's why they convert so hard. Same for the Mormons. "If you don't practice our way, specifically, you're going straight to hell." It's not enough just to believe in Jesus. There's all the little rules that matter heavily. So, are all of the little rituals just kind of fluff and cultural stuff that don't actually matter that much? Is all that matters so that you're part of an actual church worshipping the Abrahamic God in Jesus Christ? I understand all the problems that come with trying to discern everything yourself. An individual can come up with so many different wild takes on what the Bible actually means. That's how we got so many splintered divisions. But who's word are you taking for the actual proper way to practice?
>>33860683You're gonna regret it you fuck, go vomit if you need to vomit then chug some Pedialyte. What kind of pasta you have?>>33860690Why not eat actual fermented foods if you want probiotics >>33860701I'm not following this conversation but why can't you be a Greek Orthodox in Alabama? There might be a community of them out there or if there isn't one maybe they could go to a church that's in communion or whatever. My family sometimes goes to an Assyrian Chaldean church even though we aren't either of those things but I think our church is cool is cool with their church and we have our own services in there
>>33860705Every time you put a label on yourself it costs you a little piece of your humanity
>>33860706I am one man, not the Church. I am in agreement with other men sometimes, but they are also not the Church. Everyone is welcome to their own opinions.
How do women decide how to do things?A scenario:You worked on this weekend morning, so you're more tired than you should be. It's late Sunday afternoon. You work early tomorrow, you have to pee, your back aches constantly, internet is cutting in and out, you're very hungry, you have no food other than 11 lbs. of white rice, salt and pepper, and half a large tin of coffee grounds, you are sweating excessively, you have no clean clothes, you have $150 in your bank account until the start of next month, an outlet keeps shorting out and cutting power to half the outlets in your place, your car is sluggish with a timing issue that you could've maybe fixed if your tools hadn't been stolen, you have two scratches on your hand that are red, itchy, and swollen from when you were removing ticks from your dog, your dog is out of dog food in the next 4 days, you feel an urge to play competitive video games that will make you cuss nonstop, you have the urge to drink a beer and you have none, you're a season and a half into watching The Good Place for the first time and you have the urge to resume watching, there is a mysterious smell coming from somewhere in your place, a very recently bereaved family member is visiting Friday for a weekend of R&R, there's music in your head but you fear if you sat at your audio workstation you won't sleep at all despite not touching it for a year, and one of your two functional chairs is broken beyond use.How do you decide what to do?
>>33860690Thanks this post made me order subway again for a fifth time this week
>>33860717>What kind of pasta you have?Shrimp scampi.
>>33860718good
>>33860716Again, whichever feels the most resonant with you
I wonder if she's enjoying Southland Tales.
>>33860721Didn’t read but most women are content living in slop apartments
>>33860721That's some good looking cheese.
>>33860717I thought they had kimchi but apparently that was a seasonal thing, and so now I'm here anyway.Thinking about taking this chimichuri like a shot.
>>33860698And you claim you aren't a faggot?
>>33860720> Everyone is welcome to their own opinions.Larp larp larp
>>33860676I should have specified I was interested in certain courses, not an entire degree. I can pay for that with my current job. But I mostly want to go because some of my friends did and I got fomo
>>33860716JW and LDS legitimately aren't Christians. They have about as much in common with Christianity as Aum Shinryoko, Unitarian Universalists or the Golden Dawn do. I'm not even talking shit, I promise.
death isn't real because I said so<--- god
Not addressed to any specific person, but I always wondered and it's considered extremely inappropriate to actually ask anybody. For Christians here, how do you feel about fertility treatments like IVF and IVF surrogacy? Do you think that that is against God's wishes or is it like cancer treatment where God gave us the ability to fix the problem so we should fix it?
>>33860743This is the plot of Christianity, ironically
>>33860717I'm also on my way to guzzling 32ozs of kombucha. And I had two yogurt protein chobani drinks. Now I need to push this along.
>>33860727Kind of a cop-out, isn't it? Here you are arguing that you're not a Christian unless you're in a Church, but once you are in a Church it doesn't matter if that Church's beliefs directly contradict other Churches' beliefs.You can go to Hell for saying Paul is a deceiver, but you're saved if you create The Church of the Undeceived by Paul.
>>33860737I'm straight so anything I fuck becomes a woman.
>>33860748Yes dude you’re so wise and le smart, you got me. Fuck off
>>33860745>it's considered extremely inappropriate to actually ask anybody.It is?
>>33860745>For Christians here, how do you feel about fertility treatments like IVF and IVF surrogacy?I'm biased because two of my cousins were born through a surrogate, but I feel positively about it. I've actually never met a Christian that takes issue with it.>Do you think that that is against God's wishes orI try not to form those kinds of opinions. There's no way for me to come to a better conclusion regarding this than a priest or a monk could.
>>33860727I'll rephrase if that does make what I'm asking a bit more clear. If I cannot be trusted to discern the Bible, how am I supposed to discern which faction of Christianity is the most correct and has the most sound teachings?
>>33860745Tbh when you realize that most ivf babies are flubs and hurt the host bodies most often, it seems like we're messing with god when we shouldn't be.
>>33860759Listen to what priests have to say for themselves, look at their congregations and make a leap of faith. You can't logic your way into practicing a religion.
>>33860752>>33860758If life is sacred at the embryonic stage, then isn't IVF a deadly abomination that mocks the sacredness of life? Not every embryo gets used, after all.
>>33860747Consuming a suspicious amount of probiotics for a gay man
>>33860759Because, again, it’s resonant. There is something patently sacrilegious about a larper saying Paul is le wrong, but if you find a community you feel comfortable in and willingly participate in, then you’ve been brought there for a reason>>33860763Also this, logic and religion don’t mix
>>33860764You seem like you want to pick a fight rather than ask a question.
>>33860749Is that what you tell your troon friends so you can fuck them?
>>33860768So, genuinely, what happens if there's a community saying Paul is wrong, and that's the church that resonates?
>>33860764Going to great lengths to birth a baby mocks the sacredness of life? Are you retarded?
>>33860745I had a Mormon friend in highschool that wasn’t even allowed to drink coke, poor dude used to pass out constantly in class due to low blood sugar despite being a diabetic. Idk if he’s still alive today though
>>33860774Then that’s your prerogative to join, except that would never happen because that would be fundamentally not Christian. But yes, in the world where I can sprout wings and teleport, you can join the church of Paul Haters
>>33860775What happens to the other embryos?
>>33860777Mormons are such insane people. They believe some truly kooky and not even remotely Christian shit
>>33860766I'm speed running gut health. Spamming combos. Had citrus salad, banana, and pickles, plus yogurt and kombucha sips. I felt like those baddie high school girls.
>>33860773I've never spoken to a troon but I'll turn you into one.
>>33860662Your concern I think is about how people sometimes add an idea to this passage, that “true faith will be accompanied by works.” I think you’re basically asking "if Paul didn’t say that here, why should we read it into the text? And why would that interpretation be incorrect or incomplete?" Correct me if I'm wrong. Paul is explicitly making one main point there. Salvation is entirely God’s work, not ours. It is by grace, through faith, and not from works. He’s addressing the basis of salvation. How a person is saved before God. He’s not yet discussing what happens after salvation. If someone says, “We’re saved by faith that produces works,” they are not changing the basis of salvation, they’re describing the result of it. Look at Ephesians 2:10 - “For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them.” Paul’s flow of thought is "you are saved by grace through faith (not by works). But the purpose of that salvation is that you would do good works." Works don’t cause salvation but salvation causes works.I'm not judging Paul by what I wish he said, I'm interpreting his words in light of his full argument (including verse 10 and other letters like Romans and Galatians.) If we stop at verse 9 it can sound like faith means merely an intellectual thing. But Paul’s broader teaching (and James’ as well) shows that saving faith is living, active and transformative (Galatians 5:6 - “faith working through love”) it is correct to say that faith naturally bears fruit, not because Paul “should have said it,” but because he did say it elsewhere and even in the next verse.
>>33860779Why would the belief be acceptable inside of a church if it's unacceptable outside of a church?
>>33860781Mormons are based.
>>33860745I disagree with surrogacy on the grounds that it treats human beings like exchangeable goods and services, and imo that's inherently unchristian
>>33860784You're so gay that the Navy wouldn't even take you.
>>33860788Humor me. How lol?
>>33860787Because your schizo delusions manifested into the material world so you could gotcha me
>>33860790I'm too much man for the navy to handle.
>>33860790That doesn't disqualify him, it makes him officer material.
Girls if you were a guy for a week would you try to fuck other guys or girls?
>>33860752Yes, because it brings up the fact that some Christians think that it is subverting God's wishes. "If God wanted you to naturally have a biological child, you'd be able to be pregnant.">>33860758I wonder if your case might be regional. For me, it was a shock, because where I grew up, it was totally normal and fine, and people would say, if God didn't want us to use technology, he wouldn't gift it to us. And then when I moved to a much, much more conservative Christian area, they insisted that it was her radical, because if God wanted you to get pregnant, you'd get pregnant. And that it was just subverting God's will. You could adopt children, but Harvesting eggs and harvesting sperm and conceiving a child in a dish was considered to be unholy and man-playing God. I guess they see it more as all life being sacred. And if you are creating life like that, then it's not sacred.
>>33860797Both
>>33860792It seems like you're more interested in being flippant than in actually engaging with the question. Does the act of establishing a church legitimize the belief?
>>33860796No, they wouldn't be able to admit him because they'd be worried about him raping all of the other sailors because he's so gay.>>33860795More like too much fag.
>>33860680nta but it's right in the Bible at Hebrews 10:25 - Not giving up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day approaching.
>>33860797Girls. I want to experience the love of a woman
>>33860798>I wonder if your case might be regional.I live in a predominately Southern Baptist area. This is the first I've ever heard of Christians taking issue with IVF, and I've sat in on some very stereotypical hateful right-wing political rallies disguised as sermons.
>>33860764The non-chosen embryos is a difficult point actually. I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I was just thinking about the actual Practice of IVF. I've heard some people say that they just give away their embryos for adoption, but others say that that's also kind of wrong because those of your biological children, your children, that you're just giving away to somebody else, and you don't know how they're going to be raised. The other option is destroy them or somehow try and actually carry all of them to term. That just doesn't work out if they actually harvested 15 eggs and 10 of them were able to become embryos.
>>33860791>love guns>hate blacks>distrust the government>believe that some sins can only be redeemed by spilling the blood of the sinner>irl harem anime>genuinely polite people
has ego death wow I don't exist has ego death wow I don't exist has ego death wow its all me experiencing myself
>>33860805It's pretty much the greatest shit on this planet that a man can experience
>>33860720>Everyone is welcome to their own opinions.This is why there's so many versions of "Christianity".
>>33860809NTA but the LDS church banned polygamy over a hundred years ago.
christianity bad even though christians live happier lives, suggesting it is the correct way to live.
>>33860801Stop talking back to me and grab your ankles.
>>33860809>hate blacksThey reneged on the Curse of Ham a while ago, which I find hilarious.>genuinely polite peopleHahahahahaha I wish, oh my god lol
>>33860716Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in a literal Hell.
>>33860813The FUNdamentalists didn't.
>>33860777I will make this one name-fag exception for you because I genuinely think it's interesting and you also got trips. So this one time, here's a you. I have never known them to not be absolutely crazy in saying people. Even when they seem very, very normal, the closer you get, the more you realize that they treat all of their kids horribly than many of their kids grow up to be so fucked. It's not even funny. They grow up to be trannies, shooters, child abusers, or just have so many mental health issues. It's unreal. But what's more unreal to me is the fact that the church is worth more than some governments in the world. And that's not just in liquid cash that they have, that's all of their assets. They own a disturbing amount of property, and they even own a cultural museum in Polynesia where they say that the native brown people were evil and that white Mormons came and saved them from themselves. And they're allowed to say that because the Mormon church owns the historical museum. They built it. It's the fact that Mormonism is spread quickly enough and government does support the idea of one state having a super popular religion and that becoming the religion of the state like Utah where pretty much everyone is Mormon, all their lawmakers are Mormon. The church owns the state because that's the will of the people.
Peter griffin has died in a car accident
>>33860763>You can't logic your way into practicing a religion.Can you go with something based on what it is not?
>>33860817Protip: they also get really, really mad if you wish them good luck. That's too occult!You can easily ruin a JW's day by wishing them good luck with their evangelism as they leave your doorstep
>>33860816>They reneged on the Curse of HamThe woke mind virus is unstoppable...
>>33860818That's like saying Americans all support and engage in inbreeding because some backwater hillbillies in eastern KY who barely even have satellite TV still do it.
>>33860789Do you think this would be improved though with more regulation or is it just a fundamental flaw? Like how you're allowed to write whatever you want in your surrogacy contract, you can control how they dress where they go, whether they quit their job or not, what they eat. You can hold them liable if there's a miscarriage or if something is wrong with the child. They can say last minute they don't want the child anymore, and the surrogate mother is now stuck with a baby that is not biologically hers. They can also get away with paying, sometimes, ridiculously low when you think about the fact that they just gave up a year of their life and a significant amount of their health. It also gets really iffy because there aren't really laws like there are for adoption that prevent child abusers from just making their own child.
>>33860796Only if he's also as wide as he is tall.
>>33860828NTAThat would only make it worse. Surrogacy is fundamentally immoral and should not be allowed for any reason.
>>33860822Fuck I loved him on Family Guy that's so sad
>>33860827They're still based.
>>33860782I would just need to take a regular dewormer every once a day you should be fine
Who mfn wont me
>>33860806I did go to a southern Baptist church like this when I was in the southeast, but they were okay with IVF because the obesity rate was very high in the area. A lot of women could not naturally conceive and the pastor himself had an IVF child after trying for like 10 years naturally and then realizing that it was never going to happen. So I feel like some of those areas are just very biased.
>>33860820Good morning saar!
>>33860789What about surrogates who know the couple and are doing it out of love?
>>33860798>"If God wanted you to naturally have a biological child, you'd be able to be pregnant."Ecclesiastes 9:11 disagrees with that. I have seen something else under the sun: The race is not to the swift or the battle to the strong, nor does food come to the wise or wealth to the brilliant or favor to the learned; but time and chance happen to them all.
>>33860813But polygamy is still fundamental to their way of life. And if you ask a lot of them, they'll say that it should be practiced. They just can't because of the current laws of the land.
>>33860835I will now preform deworming on you.*rips your dick off and throws it on the ground*
>>33860817Sorry, sorry. God will just rain down on you and personally murder you.
>>33860843You know literally nothing about what you're talking about.
>>33860817Neither do Buddhists and shintoists they believe in yomi just the world in shades of grey but the same way you left
>>33860824That is such a strawman, anon. You're too edgy for me. :)
>>33860781They also have to pay regular instalments to become a member of the church which is something I never understood like what only the top tier subs get access to exclusive church content locked behind a paywall why not just give everyone the season pass
>>33860831What if you do it in the safest way possible, which is using a blood relative to the Mother, so that the placenta is not constantly seen as a foreign body by the surrogate's body, and they already have a personal relationship?
>>33860824Yeh, you're so cool, anon! Stick it to those JWs...
>>33860844>bleeds to death violently shivering on the ground
>>33860834I bet you think IROC-Zs and Busch Lite are based too.
>>33860851If the person bearing the child is not the child's mother, it's wrong. Period.
>>33860847Don’t they believe in eternal suffering until you have sex and become spiritually enlightened? NEET culture must have its foundations in eastern religion then
>>33860854Oh come on, the whole True Speech thing or whatever they call it is too silly for me to not make fun of to their faces and itt
>>33860845Anon... Armageddon is a concept in many different religions.
>>338608429 So I reflected on all this and concluded that the righteous and the wise and what they do are in God’s hands, but no one knows whether love or hate awaits them. 2 All share a common destiny—the righteous and the wicked, the good and the bad,[a] the clean and the unclean, those who offer sacrifices and those who do not.As it is with the good, so with the sinful;as it is with those who take oaths, so with those who are afraid to take them.3 This is the evil in everything that happens under the sun: The same destiny overtakes all. The hearts of people, moreover, are full of evil and there is madness in their hearts while they live, and afterward they join the dead. 4 Anyone who is among the living has hope[b]—even a live dog is better off than a dead lion!5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing;they have no further reward, and even their name is forgotten.6 Their love, their hate and their jealousy have long since vanished;never again will they have a part in anything that happens under the sun.7 Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God has already approved what you do. 8 Always be clothed in white, and always anoint your head with oil. 9 Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun—all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun. 10 Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom.Isn't the context of the rest of this essentially saying stuff happens, but eventually you'll be dead, so enjoy your time meaningfully?
A friend of mine used to get JWs at his house as a teenager, so one day when the bathroom was being remodeled he put the old toilet by the front door, waited for them, then answered the door sitting on it with his pants down when they showed up.
>>33860869lol
>>33860846Then enlighten me. Do they not believe that you can get divorced, but you can't be unsealed from that spouse? So, therefore, you're always going to be that man's wife in the afterlife? So, he might end up with four wives?
Women can you cheer me up please?
>>33860869Finish the story.
>>33860858The third gen Camero looks like dog ass and I've never tried Busch lite.
>>33860854I just feel really bad for them. I've never known one that didn't seem horribly miserable all the time.
>>33860863Why would a Shintoist ever be a incel every single one I've talked to lost there virginity at a early age to avoid hell
>>33860875That's the entire story.
>>33860872I don't know their beliefs specifically regarding sealing, but I've been around LDS people all my life and was a member for a while, and they absolutely do not believe it should be practiced or that it's in any way important to their lives.
>>33860874I can try I guess here's s meme but I sat here for a minute trying to think of a joke and I just can't think of anything off the top of my head right now.
>>33860883But it doesn't have an ending. No punchline.
>>33860874Can you cheer me up instead
>>33860878The hairs on the back of my neck stand up whenever I encounter them, like there's something extremely unpleasant but unseen following them around.
>>33859836i jack nicholson smiled when i saw it anon
>>33860876Uh huh. And you don't have a mullet and live in a trailer park.
>>33860884Oh, so that explains it. You're a brainwashed cult member. Anyway, how much of your money did they get over the course of your life?
>>33860887Sometimes life doesn't have punchlines.
>>33860894Not much. I'm not a member now and haven't been for a long time.Also, you didn't address the fact that what you said above is obviously bullshit.
>>33860893Your vision of me is so much more fun then the reality lol.
>>33860888Not him, but yeah I'm kind of dying to cheer up a sad girl who reads these
>>33860899But stories should.
I am a sad girl ama
>>33860885As a former huge sonic fan, its funny ig>>33860888I'm sure you're just being too hard on yourself. Give yourself some credit, you'll be okay.
>>33860913Why haven't you killed yourself?
GenderWould a hug help to cheer you up?
>>33860910If I cared about your opinion I'd pay for it.
>>33860913why dont you cheer up *slaps your shoulder too hard*
>>33860913does flicking your bean cure the sad?
>>33860797girls.
>>33860913Why are you sad?Also >>33860917
>>33860868Joy is portrayed as a response to God’s gifts, not a pursuit of self indulgence. “God has already approved what you do” = life’s blessings come from God. “Enjoy life… that God has given you” = enjoyment is an act of gratitude, not rebellion. It's theology of contentment. Finding joy in what God gives without idolizing it. Read the rest of Ecclesiastes, don't just cherry pick.
>>33860917You are a cruel person.
>>33860913Are you interested?>>33860917It would.
>>33860917MNo.
>>33860891I remember mentioning around an older woman that I did genuinely feel bad for a lot of the JWs because I'd never known any of them that were happy when I was a kid because they had to leave the room during the Pledge of Allegiance. They could not participate in any birthday parties held in the classroom. They couldn't have their own birthday party. Anytime that we did the little elementary school celebrations for holidays they couldn't be there and had to go sit in the guidance counselor's office. They just always seemed so sad and miserable. The older woman ironically never was a JW but insisted that they were actually super happy because they didn't have any of the temptations of the world and that more Christians should practice like they do. But they seemed super happy to her all the time and she didn't ever remember seeing any of them unhappy. She said similar things about Mormons too and I don't think she understood that they're not really allowed to be sad. It's drilled into them pretty young that they should always be smiling and look happy because that's part of how they convert people.
>>33860805no such thingmen don't love either...
>>33860813hey remember the LDS shooting>>33860814is that why i wasn't so depressed like 5 years ago?
>>33860917MYes. That would fix a lot of my problems honestly....
>>33860917MaleMaybe for a brief moment. Then I'd remember that women don't like men again.
>>33860918If you're making me read your shitty story with no punchline, I'm making you read my opinion on it.
>>33860913Boob size?
>>33860902You were raised by those people, which means you have some type of extreme mental defect. You're doing anything to defend them when plenty of them openly say that, quietly, they do think it should be brought back, because the ultimate prophet next to God and Christ did it and said that others should do it.
>>33860878That might be projection. I know a couple and they seem like happy folk.
>>33860915Thank you.>>33860916Because I want to have casual sex more >>33860920;-;>>33860921No I found that having sex with aan does though>>33860924Haven't had enough sex this week
>>33860935Why do you bring that up?
>>33860799>>33860805>>33860922you can do that right now
>>33860930Yes, they seem like terrible cults to grow up in. The JW's two witnesses rule in particular is just downright despicable.
>>33860917Fyes please
>>33860917Munironically not at allpeople hug as a mindless formality, theres no meaning to it
>>33860939C36
>>33860938I didn't make you do anything.
>>33860940My dad is southern Baptist and the members of my family that are LDS are mostly converts.I also live in Utah so I'm around these people every day. You are completely clueless and should shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about.
>>33860917FNo I absolutely hate being touched unless it's with a man that I'm sexually attracted to and also have a decent romantic connection with. I see most physical contact is intimacy and I only really have an interest to act out intimacy with an intimate partner. (No my parents didn't hug me my mom actually drilled into us at a young age that nobody should touch us because there was never a good reason for someone to violate your personal space.)
>>33860943i just remembered it lol>>33860944you have a point
>>33860950You sunk my battleship.
My dog got her "period", women what should I do to cheer her up?
>>33860950I like it.
isn't everything ultimately just an apparition and I'm pretending that it isn't?
>>33860925Okay, but what does that have to do with God not giving them a child and making it physically impossible for them to ever get pregnant and have a child? And then they decide that man can fix this problem and just surgically harvest and remove eggs and make a child in a laboratory?
>>33860960Science is god. Jesus loves science
>>33860950Why not play with them? I think that usually cheers most people up, including women.
Am I going to meet a nice Christian girl on atoga
>>33860942>having sex with aan does thoughwho's aan?
>>33860945>The JW's two witnesses rule in particular is just downright despicable.What's this? Jesus told people to witnesses by two.
>>33860952You seem very defensive about this group that you're totally not a part of.
>>33860913Thoughts on my 7incher ?
>>33860965>girl on atogaI have bad news...
>>33860965if i was on here a couple of years back lol
>>33860966*aangtypoHe's my boyfriend and we're going to repopulate his people
>>33860965You aren’t going to meet a nice girl on Atoga
>>33860968I'm not defending them, I'm calling a retard a retard.
if God wanted me to wear shoes we'd be born with them
>>33860966A man*
>>33860956You should get her spayed and be responsible.
>>33860968You seem very intent on besmirching the good names of your fellow Christians.
>>33860973Swiss?
>>33860974>>33860979who do i believe
>>33860978You would love the anime Kill la Kill
>>33860927>>33860928>>33860936>>33860937>>33860946picrel
>>33860978He understands that we like to wear different shoes sometimes.
>>33860967They use it entirely inappropriately. For example:>Did you get molested?>You didn't get molested unless two witnesses were present.Combine that with their practice of shunning people who rock the boat, and the religion is very conducive to perpetrating and covering up child abuse.
>>33860963I wouldn't necessarily say that. That means that God also approves of transgender because God is science and science is gender affirming care and hormone replacement therapy. Science is nuclear bombs. Science is nerve gas. God did not make these things. God just gave man the intelligence and free will to do so.
>>33860984Aang is far to Asiatic and dark skinned for me to >>33860984have sex with
>>33860975I don't think that's true. Pretty sure I already did
>>33860977You seem really defensive of them though, saying that they're actually totally super good people, and even though their religion is built upon polygamy, the law told them not to so they totally don't do it and none of them believe in it anymore.>>33860981Mormons are absolutely not Christians.
Women why dont you want to hug men?
>>33860991His silence is compliance
>>33860942You should reconsider. Suicide might be right for you.
sex?
>>33860960Enjoy life as a gift from God. Even when life doesn’t give what you long for, gratitude keeps your heart open to God’s goodness. The desire for a child is beautiful but joy can’t depend on achieving it by any means necessary. If it’s done from desperation or defiance, as though human hands must correct God’s failure, it becomes a theological contradiction to the very contentment Ecclesiastes teaches.
>>33860986Wish it was from a sad girl desu
>>33860992>I am a sad girl>I am a racist girlIt all comes together.
>>33860996I'd hug you if you had a hard on and could feel it through my skirt
>>33860985i remember that footfags do like the red streak hair girl
>>33860990Don't the JWs have the largest record of undocumented child abusers because whenever they get allegations they talk to the abuser and they list them who they harmed all the details and they just keep it locked up in a vault so that they can protect them and defend them for when the police come?https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/03/the-secret-jehovahs-witness-database-of-child-molesters/584311/
>>33860990It's over for Susanna, the witnesses are against her.
>>33861000No sex is right for me though
>>33861007even if its only 5.3 inches?
>>33861002I will literally fly across the country to hold hands with a woman. I'm insane
>>33860997And the violence caused such silence Who are we, mistaken?
>>33861007do women really?
>>33860996hugging someone means you love them, which i dont
>>33861020to hold hands is crazy? I would fly to fuck for sure
>>33861003Right, yeah, that makes sense, that tracks. So, have I just gotten mixed up and replies? Because it sounds like you are saying that what they're doing is wrong, because they do only do it as an act of defiance or correcting God's mistake. "Hmm. I can't have a baby. I really want a baby. I'll fix make my own with basedence."
>>33861021God thrives on violence read the old testament. He wants you to fight he isnt a nice guy
>>33861025why dont you love men?
>>33861022At least I do I like feeling a guys hard on especially in public if there into it
>>33860874Can you do it for me?Do a big smile
>>33861030That's the old covenant though. Jesus says, if a man strikes you on the cheek, turn and give him the other. If a man steals from you, give him your coat too. Vengeance is mine, thus sayeth the Lord. And, if you get into a fight with your brother, go and apologize to him immediately. To hate is to want someone dead within your heart, which is close enough to murder.
>>33861012Why yes, they doIf I can punk on them for one more thing, the logo of their religion is legitimately just JW.com. They don't place any significance on the crossIn summation:>they thoroughly contradict the gospels>they do not place any faith in the name Jesus Christ>they do not believe in the trinity>they recoil at the sight of crosses>they perpetrate wide-scale child abuseThey have a very funny idea of what Christianity is supposed to be, to put it midly
>>33860927Why?
>>33861019Yeah every sexual relationship is different that what makes it interesting
>>33860917From him right below my boobs, yeah.
>>33861030If God had a name, what would it be? And would you call it to His face If you were faced with Him in all His glory? What would you ask if you had just one question?
Women, who's your ultimate shadowdaddy?
>>33860995I haven't said anything at all about whether they're good people. And they didn't practice polygamy until decades after the religion was founded. It wasn't the foundation of the religion by any means.
>>33861034fun femanon.how would you feel if a guy squeezed your butt in public?
You ever want to move to a very small town and just be the quiet stranger who doesn't talk to anyone until you got to church one day and them people start caring about you them you fall in love with a cute girl on church and get married and live a happy life?
>>33860944Yeah, and?
>>33861042Many of us could use a hug that isn't coming, and being reminded of it sucks.
>>33861039Except these are two different gods... Jesus is another gods son not the actual old testament god son
Women, smokes
>>33861017Maybe you should take a vow of celibacy then.
I like women that smoke cigarettesI also like crazy women I say I don't like crazy women but I really do if she isn't crazy she's boring and there's nothing worse than a boring woman.
>>33861008Lol
>>33861056crazy how
>>33861054Doordash them from 711 pesant
>>33860942>sex with aan does thoughWhat?
>>33861049I've done that it was great I think I'd probably have sex right after if he was into it
>>33861050I want to charm a cute woman on the internet and see where it leads me. I'm tired of my small town
>>33861052You are too delicate to be on the internet.
>>33861060like genuinely wants to murder me crazy.I like extremes.
>>33860990Who goes to the curch when a kid gets raped or whatever? You take that shit to the police.
>>33861069good luck getting kiri kiri'd
>>33861062Nooooo he's too dark and Asiatic for me
>>33861068Disagree.
>>33860986:)>>33860996like a random stranger? that's kinda weird you know..>>33861024apparitions stalk the night
>>33861065nice. is there anything you wouldn't want grabbed in public?
>>33860956Find her a male dog to fuck herDo it yourself if you're brave
>>33861070God says to take it to the church and then at least in the Torah they make you marry the abuser
>>33861050>the quiet stranger who doesn't talk to anyonethey'll all think youre a weirdo freakazoid
Holy fuck I've got it bad
>>33861083they usually don't for some reason
>>33861077
>>33861078No can't think of anything that hasn't been grabbed in public
>>33861089now i'm confused
>>33861039Why are apologists always "oh, that's OT" As if that entire thing shouldn't count?
>>33861061711 doesn’t even have the brand I like
Horny...
>>33861091I think it's a eye
>>33861096Me too and for an ex at that. What I’d give for sloppy toppy
>>33861093Do men actually still smoke instead of vape
>>33861090damn. you're like, just a stress ball for a guy.
>27M and have never experienced female affectionWhat should i do?
>>33861098It's an egg.
>>33861096Same, for an anonymous stranger
>>33861105its boobs
>>33861099>for an ex at thaWay she goes, bud.
>>33861101I guess but I think sex is fun though. I enjoy it
>>33861105like a tranny?
>>33861100yeah, mostly because its coolermy roommate's gf smokes marlbroro reds
>>33861081Romans 13:1 - "Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established"
>>33861096do you want me to make it stop?
It's kind of crazy that the only reason I won't have a husband or kids is because I was born 5 years too late to be a millennial
>>33861102get a gf for hire
>>33861109When I put a flashlight between my breasts they do not look like that. That's Definitely a eye
>>33861116I'm listening.
>>33861119that doesn't make sense
>>33861091>>33861105There are certain deluded posters in /atoga/ who think they can entice women to offer your Discords if they can intrigue you by posting aneggmatically.
>>33861110>>33861099Canadians fuck off
>>33861111do you ever feel like you're being objectified? or are you into that?
>>33861115This is why there's a major divide in christianity because the apostles especially Paul wrote this shit.
>>33861121>When I put a flashlight between my breasts they do not look like thatI don't believe you, please provide a picture as proof.
>>33861121you need to put it below it and point up
>>33861128I don't think I've been with a guy that objectified me yet.
>>33861131Not for free >>33861135I did
>>33861119What if you got with a millennial? One of us could deputize youThat genuinely makes me sad to hear, though. I don't think the state of the world or the economy should stop you from having kids.I think the fact that you're ruminating on this at all shows that you could be a capable mom despite what's going on around you
>>33861130Mark 12:17 - And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.
>>33861139>Not for freeWhat will it cost me?
>>33861137even though he can grab any part of your body in public?
>>33861139you are doing it worng let me do it
>>33861143Gross
>>33861100Vaping is gay
>>33861146Yeah it's fun. Am I supposed to be ashamed or something?
>>33861130It's basically just "Render unto Caesar" restated.If every individual believes their rulers here on Earth have no power, then there can be no authority, and therefore no order.
>>33861100i only smoke cigars but yeah
>>33861152That's the major problem with apostles they wanted law and order under man instead of Jesus >>33861141No this is making man a god unto himself this is why Paul is gay
>>33860880S tier meme
>>33861154I like you very much anon cigars are very manly
>>33860917MNo, I hate being hugged
>>33861152I appreciate seeing someone with such a levelheaded read on the Bible posting here, of all places.>>33861100I would probably still smoke cigarillos and cigarettes occasionally if I didn't have asthma. I haven't had any tobacco in ten years. Still crave it every now and then.>>33861156Christ taught His apostles to be fishers of men, anon. Christ Himself trusted those men to do the right thing.
>>33861157Entj are you eating the leftovers from last night. And realized to stop drinking pop in cups
>>33861164who hates being hugged weirdo
>>33861125It does to me>>33861140>you could be a capable momThats really nice but I don't think thats true. I'll never make enough money to give them a good life and I can't even find a boyfriend who doesn't hate me so I can't do that either
>>33861151Possibly. But the fact you're not is kinda hot.Do you ever dress slutty in public or do you at least keep it modest?
>>33861165Paul I have no idea why he was trusted he's almost making shit up as he goes
>>33861156Right, it couldn't possibly be Paul echoing something Jesus had previously said because that goes against your hate boner for Paul. :)The context was a guy asking Jesus if he should pay his taxes or something like that.
>>33861171what would change if you were a millenial?
>>33861171Single mothers are on welfare and have kids. Your just using a excuse cause your selfish
>>33861174Why should god pay anything to a man he's not of men he's god
>>33861170ASD?
>>33861167Yes I’m unfortunately out of coke now will need to resupply with command before extraction >popIt’s soda
Thinning hair is starting to get pretty noticeable. Is it over?
>>33861185It's litterally called pop
>>33861181That's not at all... how di- how high are you right now, anon?
>>33861171>Thats really nice but I don't think thats true. I'll never make enough money to give them a good lifeWell first thanks for taking my compliment, secondly, you totally could. Love is so much more important that expensive toys or even a high standard of living.All you need to do is put food on the table, keep em housed, clothed and healthy and spend quality time with them. The last part is arguably the most important part, and it's free.Paper and crayons are cheap, trips to the park are cheap as free, etc. You get the idea.It's not impossible, and I'm not gonna browbeat you for being overly selfish like that other guy did. You live in a scary world; it's natural that you feel this way
>>33861123*pulls out rolled up newspaper*>>33861126like in a creepy way?>>33861150based take
>>33861100I vape while I’m driving because the smoke doesn’t linger in the cabin
I'm very anxious and I need a hug and I'm out of cigarettes
>>33861119why genz women hate genz men so much? :\
too many cats
>>33861150Gare go watch porn and forget the ex. Worked for me single 10 years now porn is great
>>33861195there was a period of my life when I had like 6 cats (if not more)
>>33861187>fizzy wizzy drinkie makes bubbles that go POP goo goo gaa gaaYou’re the kind of person that orders chicken nuggets and chips at the 5 star Italian restaurant
>>33861190>*pulls out rolled up newspaper*...go on
>>33861195Cute fellas
>>33861198Not him but you’re being so gay about this
>>33861170I hate being hugged, it’s like being in an unskippable cutscene having total loss of motor skills
>>33861195Please post more kittys.
>>33861203Why are you replying to ENTJ?
>>33861040How are they so popular then?!?!>>33861053I'm genuinely shocked nobody else replied to this. You mean to say that the Abrahamic God that is worshiped in Judaism is actually not the same God as the one worshiped in modern Christianity who they insist is the same God of the Judaic religion? Then what God is it? Are you insisting that they just usurped the name of the Abrahamic God and just made one up on the spot or that it's a different God? Like it's a demon that's masquerading as the original God?
>>33861207>>33861208I got b8ed u_u
>>33861203Cause he's not hugged or had a bj in years and it is litterally P O P
>>33861203YO LIL TOE BEANS
>>33861206
>>33861070Some branches, but especially very cult like groups, believe that the police are just the world, the outsiders. They don't understand the customs of your religion and how things should be handled, so everything is best to be handled internally, including domestic violence.
>>33861209Or the original was a demon and Christ is the real god
>>33861196>Gare go watch porn and forget the ex. Worked for me single 10 years now porn is greatNone of the women on BLACKED look like her
>>33861212That’s right! I admittedly find myself saying both pop and soda because I spent my childhood in the north and the south. The real freaks are the ones that call everything a Coke
>>33861092The shortest answer is because Jesus directly contradicts that, and there's supposed to go off the teachings of Jesus. Specifically. He fulfilled the law so that you don't have to worry about the dietary restrictions anymore or the eye for an eye law.
>>33861214last one before i get banned
>>33861177Every millennial I know managed to do these things>>33861189I worry I won't be able to afford medical bills if they are sick or schooling or things like that>>33861194You despise us
>>33861214Nice.
>>33861040You must be American. Christ is a title, not a name.
>Need to jerk off badly>No lube availableI think im gonna crash out. Im losing my mind
>>33861220I don't watch blacked gare. I watch tight Asian girls get fucked by whites
>>33861221>The real freaks are the ones that call everything a CokeThanks you too
>>33861209>I'm genuinely shocked nobody else replied to this.It was such a stupid take that I got stunlocked.
>>33859031>femanons>how was the weekend sex rompFemanons were surprisingly active on /atoga/ this weekend. They must be saving the horny for Halloween.
>>33861227>I worry I won't be able to afford medical bills if they are sick or schooling or things like thatI understand, but I think that even if the state manages to collapse entirely in the near future that your loved ones and neighbors won’t let you down and will be there to support you and your kids should any of these problems rear their headsAlso>Every millennial I know managed to do these thingsPleasure to meet you I’m the biggest loser among the millennials, apparently
>>33861230I make lube in my body for that
>>33861230>cutfaglamo
>>33861226What cat breed is that anon
Guys, what do you think of this bug I found on the ground?
>>33861189Now this is simpery
>>33861165Christ trusted the original apostles, yes, but it was those apostles who eventually trusted Paul because he said that Jesus totally came to him and said that he was called to be an apostle too and he should also have the ability to make decisions.
>>33861224>He fulfilled the law so that you don't have to worry about the dietary restrictions anymore or the eye for an eye law.This always feels like cherry-picking. Certain Old Testament laws like homosexuality being a sin still apply even though Jesus didn't call it a sin, because we've decided to go beyond Jesus' words and designate certain laws (the "abomination" laws) as still applicable even in the new dispensation. But a woman wearing men's clothes is also labeled as an abomination in the Old Testament, yet I don't see New Testament followers protesting women in men's clothing as much as they protest homosexuality.
>>33861226Is that Mark?
>>33861232Recs?
>>33861240you should add it to your collection of insects
>>33861232You could just fuck an Asian girl they’re easier than single moms
Femanons, would your let your bf store a container of your vagina juice to use as lube when he wants to masturbate?
>>33861241You think I give a shit bitch
>>33861249Anon what the fuck
>>33861242The Apostles made mistakes while Jesus was alive, and He had to correct them then. I see no reason why the Apostles would stop making mistakes after Jesus died.
>>33861240Isn't that the bug that gives you a chronic heart disease when it stings you and you scratch the wound
>>33861224I mean, I could see the idea of not doing animal sacrifices anymore but none of it counts?
>>33861248>31Hapa women have good genes
>>33861178Single mothers are almost always terrible mothers. Their children have high rates of incarceration, failure to finish high school, substance abuse problems. The list just keeps going. You should not have children unless you know that you can take good care of them. I'm not saying wait until you're perfect because if you do that, you'll be infertile and elderly by the time you finally feel ready. But you should at least have enough ducks in a row that you can handle an infant screaming at you for at least a year and a half. And then you can handle a toddler being a toddler for a few more years after that. You can provide financially. You can give all the emotional support they need. You don't have to have everything planned out, but having a kid just because someone else says that you should is a terrible idea.
>>33861237please see >>33861249>>33861238I didnt choose the cut life
>>33861242Why trust Paul who killed Christians. Unreal >>33861244Why are you like this who hurt you anon that you are trying to think Jesus loves fags
Femanons, why do you bother dating stinky men instead of having a wholesome relationship with another woman?
>>33861249I don't think it'd keep
>>33861256Did look at her eyes she’s crazy RED FLAG
firs cup of coffee (out of 4) of the day :)
>>33861261Don’t listen to this propaganda from Big Woman and date me instead femanons
>>33861224I mean more like the OT God was definetly more warlike. And it just feels like it's brushed under the rug.
>>33861261Cute. What's this from?
>>33861247I don't do that.>>33861249Why is sex not on the table
>>33861264stinky
>>33861219But wait, then if Christ is the Son of God, then what God?
>>33861266I mean, some of the most graphic stuff I've ever read was in the OT. Women getting impaled through the vagina and stuff like that.
>>33861268>I don't do that.oh so you don't have autism then
>>33861267Shameless.
>>33861260Joan of Arc was put on trial for the crime of wearing men's clothes. For centuries we understood that women wearing men's clothes is an abomination.If we can decide in 2025 that women wearing men's clothes is NOT an abomination anymore, then what's stopping us from reaching the same conclusion about homosexuality?
>>33861257So then why do all indians have kids at 18Cope more Every white needs to have kids
>>33861261I can bathe him if I want.But women sound nice.Where brunette gf?
>>33861236I don't really have a close knit group of support like that eitherYou're not a loser I was exaggerating I guess millennials were the first generation to deal with everything being so much harder and weirder
>>33861269I'm not stinky D: I shower twice a day!
>>33861244I always heard it explained that if Jesus specifically said don't worry about this anymore, then don't. But if he never mentioned it, then consider it still in full effect.
>>33861262aw man, would it dry up?>>33861268cause you're busy, or tired
>>33861274I don't have THAT autism, no.
>>33861260>Why trust Paul who killed Christians. UnrealYou act like repentance is not a thing. Isn't that the cornerstone of the religion?
>>33861276Then your not Christan your a atheist or Hindu because Hindus love fags
>>33861282Jesus never said to end circumcision, so that explanation also doesn't hold up.
>>33861279Would you have a JH style harem with Charlie and Emmy Rossum?
>>33861285that's a shame, I think girls that do that are cute
>>33861284Well, you got me there. I'm about to play dbd.
>>33861286If it's real repentance it wasn't...he's in hell and when you die from the vaxx you'll meet him there
>>33861276>then what's stopping us from reaching the same conclusion about homosexuality?Because that is an explicit no no in the bible.
>>33861289>Emmy Rossum*nervous because I liked her in that movie I like a lot*
>>33861288I never read Jesus was even circumsized... I think he was uncut
>>33861295So is women wearing men's clothes. It's an explicit no-no. It's an "abomination" in the Bible. Why are they not treated the same?
Emmy a cute.
>>33861220Skinwalker tranny>>33861232That wasn’t me :/
It would be pretty cool if women were capable of being decent people.
Why are we talking about jesus' cock? you'll turn on the femanons too much
>>33861254No.
>>33861304>small and brownYou're not in any danger of that happening here.
I think life would be more tolerable if I had a flat gf.
>>33861304Show me a verse where he was ever circumsized
>>33861280It would emerge sooner than you might expect if a true crisis came into your life. There are enough honest to god altruists still walking around to ensure that will happen for you.And I’m just giving you a hard time and you’re giving me a big head. I didn’t have to live through the worst of it since I’ve only got five years on you. I was picking my nose and browsing deviantART in 2008 instead of going broke and growing gray hairs. Ps be my friend I like talking to you
>>33861302I can't believe gare watches blacked
>>33861304*Thinking about how he looks jesus-y, and his cock*
>>33861311Are you being for real right now anon? He was born a Jew. In the recounting of his birth, his circumcision is mentioned alongside his naming iirc
>>33861311Cockirnthians 3:15"And behold, they cut the skin of baby Jesus pp. And the Father was pleased. And the angels sang"
>>33861302Gary, you abandoned your children, you don't have a reputation to protect.
>>33861318Wait he has kids now he's on his best arc then
>>33861310Same, but average sized boob gf. I need something to hold
>>33861316Except it isn't source YOUR ASS
>>33861298Holy shit. I think I legit argued this with you before. We got into a whole thing about pants? That didn't exist back then? So if the two methods of dress back then were quite similar, could that be there to prevent sex abuse or something and not so rigidly apply in our day? I mean, when's the last time you personally had to bleed an animal you killed?
>>33861311>>33861316Luke 2:21
My single female friend said she would keep her husband locked up in a basement. Women, why are you like this?Also before it's stated, yes I would marry her if given the chance. But it's not plausible. I can't even pursue her due to pragmatic reasons.
>>33861310Same, but literally any shape gf. There will be tits and butt cheeks and thighs to hold regardless of the shape
How can i become Emiru's bf?
>>33861322flat to small for me, honestly the size doesn't matter I just need a hug every once in a while
>>33861322I like when a guy squeezes mine when we are still half asleep before work.
>>33861325>could that be there to prevent sex abuse or something and not so rigidly apply in our day?That is some next level reaching.>I mean, when's the last time you personally had to bleed an animal you killed?So we're back at square one: The laws you like still apply, the laws you don't like don't apply.
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?
>>33861329Commit ritual suicide
>>33861326Yeah exactly, thanks for the assist
>>33861324Luke 2:21. Stop talking about Jesus' dick.
>>33861329Pay off twitchcon staff and kidnap her.
>>33861326Not even real Jesus was uncut meaning god is also uncut
Femanons, would you get mad if your boyfriend accidently mumbled "god she has a nice ass" when you two are watching a movie together?
>>33861266I agree, but I've never actually heard an explanation for this except "you're looking too much into it".
I want to be chocked by a girl that's physically weaker than me
>>33861343My spicy hot take is that the Jews are somewhat unreliable narrators
>>33861342Yes
>>33861318But I didn’t also you’re a tranny>>33861319They are beautiful sweet and smart and no I won’t post pictures because of the deranged leftist troons on this board
>>33861342No I'd probably get jealous buty jealousy would lead me to doing a striptease on his cock while watching the movie
Tall men are intimidating to stand next to, but like in a sexual way.
GenderIf you match with someone on a dating app, should it always be the man who sends the first message,or should it be the person who matched?
>>33861329She’s 100% tranny bro
>>33861330>I just need a hug every once in a whilesame>>33861332what a coincidence, i like squeezing boobs ha;f asleep before work. (At least in theory, im a khhv)
>>33861277And their kids turn out horrible, just like them. In fact, there's a lot of propaganda from when they tried to shrink families forcibly because the country knew that there's no way it was sustainable for every family to have as many children as they could because the family couldn't support them and the government couldn't support everyone needing handouts. Now, they're upset because the fertility rate has dropped and they're saying that they need people to have more kids again, but it doesn't exactly work like that. Once you convince your population to stop having so many kids, it doesn't just bounce back. Now, they do understand that it should be a thoughtful process to have children. It's about quality, not quantity. Do we really need a million more white trash, or would you take 500,000 quality white adults who can function and raise families of their own that are functional and meaningfully contribute to society?
>>33861312Aren't I already your friend
>>33861347Hey Gary, why do you have children with two different women? Oh right, you abandoned your first child, then you abandoned your second child to go back.
>>33861349>Tall men are intimidating to stand next to, but like in a sexual way.Why is my fleshlight talking?
>>33861349Leave us alone creep
>>33861276Women look so retarded in pants but we just don’t tell them
>>33861349>Hi, I'm Basic.Hi Basic, I'm Dad.
>>33861333>The laws you like still apply, the laws you don't like don't apply.Yeh... I remember you now. We're just gonna keep going in circles so I'm gonna back off. But what was a man's clothing back then? It certainly wasn't pants. More likely it was a different color of something or a different decoration.
>>33861347Do you ever worry about the fact that people know your real name and it’s publicly available on the internet?
>>33861357Didnt the second one abandon him and her child because the first one left or something. Really weird trailer park romance style gare has But he still has more sex then this entire board
>>33861356Yeah but I don’t know how to ask you point blank to add me on Discord without sounding like a total creep
>>33861288True, Paul did.
M and F,Would you fuck a midget? Be honest
>>33861367Again Paul lying to force genital mutilation.Rip out all the Paul written books
I think silent hill 2 is the worst one of the trilogy but that doesn't mean it's a bad game, it's just inferior
>>33861368MYeah. There are some very hot midgets
>>33861359Tall men being intimidated out by small girls is also titillating.
>>33861366I won't do it
>>33861370Wow you got filtered hard anon
>>33861362>I'm gonna back offWill you still be using faith to justify hatred towards homosexuals?Like you say, if the circumstances are changed nowadays then the old rules might "not so rigidly apply in our day". So what's keeping us from accepting homosexuality other than un-Christian hatred?
>>33861372Stop being weird
>>33861363Not really. If I see a guy dressed as a woman approaching me it’s easy to spot
>>33861370What is your question for the opposite gender
>>33861373Fair.
>>33861230RIP cutfags>>33861170Me>>33861182Probably kekI don't like people invading my personal space
>>33861375Paul christianity isnt real. If Jesus didn't address it it means it's stayed the same duh
>>33861374no no don't get me wrong I really liked it but I wanted a sequel to the story of the first game and silent hill 2 didn't gave me that, that was my issue with it.
>>33861375NTADoesn't the Bible literally say in multiple places that sodomy is a sin, and that marriage is a covenant between a man and a woman?
>>33861261>Femanons, why do you bother dating stinky men instead of having a wholesome relationship with another woman?Im not a lesbian, despite people probably thinking i am. I find a guys,there's one I find attractive
>>33861350M, it should be either person lol
>>33861379He wants to know if he had been born a woman would he of liked the game more
anons I'm 177cm tall how doomed I am? is it over for me? I also wear glasses
>>33861342I'd try touching his boner after he said that.
>>33861322You hold the hips
>>33861240>Guys, what do you think of this bug I found on the ground?Kill the tick you dumb wretch
>>33861387>Doesn't the Bible literally say in multiple places that sodomy is a sinIt does in the Old Testament.Christianity believes that SOME rules of the Old Testament still apply, and SOME rules of the Old Testament don't apply anymore. But where do we draw the line?
>>33861387Didn't the flood and Sodom get exploded exactly because of this
>>33861391Depends on the gender >FTall women are hot>MNot a big deal if you can be appealing in other ways, I'm barely 5'7" and it was never an issue
>>33861377Thanks for ignoring my dumb typo, still won't stop though.
>>33861363As if you’d ever leave your tranny bunker
>>33861392I have. I think they do it to make the sex better >>33861394That's not a tick bud
>>33861402It is
>>33861399This is harassment
>>33861360Hey, my ass looks fantastic in pants.
>>33861400So it does bother you. I figured as much, thanks
>tfw girl at work does stuff like grab my waist from behind, massage my shoulders, grab my cheeks etc., makes sexual jokes and asks me to kiss herI just thought would this not be sexual harassment with the genders reversed kekNot that I mind it but funny how there's a double standard
>>33861404It's a Asian stink bug
>>33861345This is one of the biggest reasons why Christianity is so ridiculous to me. You are trusting that Jews wrote the truth about their entire history and how there is one God that did make everything, but also they are the chosen people.
>>33861397oh right! I'm a man.but you're right, tall women are hot, I wish I had a tall gf
>>33861405Tall men getting harassed by small girls is hot.
>>33861289It's. Not. A. Harem.
>>33861408Of course you bother me. I wish you people were remotely normal but you’re not, you’re a bunch of porn addicted freaks
>>33861413I wish I had a Asian bf
why wasn't I kidnapped and molested by a hot perverted redheaded woman when I was a little boy? :(
>>33861411The crux (lol) of Christianity is actually that Christians are the real Jews, basically. The whole religion is literally>The people who call themselves god’s chosen people continually disobeyed him>They claim to be Israel when in reality, the Church is Israel
>>33861406>objecting yourself Weird self own but okay
>>33861402I'd touch it because I want to feel how horny he is because him saying that means he probably is.Idk what you're thinking cuck wise.
>>33861418Gare there's nothing wrong with porn. Nothing wrong with masterbating Nothing wrong with Cumming on trib picturesYou need to relax and masterbate maybe noone is coming after you buddy
>>33861367Galatians 5:2–6, Romans 2:28–29, 1 Corinthians 7:18–19, Acts 15:1–29
>>33861410I know, I wish it would kill those disgusting tick bugs
>>33861396It was a lot more than just fucking each other in the ass, but that was part of it.>>33861395What changed in terms of right vs. wrong or sin vs. not sin was largely the Jewish rules about sanitation and food preparation, and some of the rules about observance of the Sabbath. The basics didn't change.
:(
>>33861415You are a sex pestLeave me alone
>>33861418Weird that your first cope is porn addicts. I’m just a guy who saw something you shouldn’t have posted
>>33861382Are you mad at me
>>33861437What did he post
>>33861437Well unsee it faggot
>>33861440No, just put upon lol. I’m still a stranger; I understand
>>33861431This explanation doesn't hold up because the rule never changed for women in men's clothing, we just stopped caring about that rule.How do we go from "abomination" to "eh, whatever"?
>>338614348===D~~~
>>33861435Did you jerk off to completion in the five minutes it took you to reply?
>>33861420at least I was molested as a kid so I guess I was cute enough...
Men what's it like to have a penis
>>33861447:@(
>>33861442Not gonna say, it was a long time ago
>>33861444>put uponWhat does that mean
>>33861450it's kinda cool desu you rub it and it feels really good and if you rub it enough white stuff comes out, it's a bit of a problem when you get a random boner at work
>>33861417NTA.One man with multiple women is a harem.
>>33861454Mopey, somewhat bitchmade
>>33861453What was it
>>33861450Its nice. Balls are the real hassle to maneuver
>>33861457Don't be sad please
>>33861459Go find it for yourself if you care. He may be an annoying autistic faggot and I’d wish he get run over and stop posting, but I’m not gonna actually dox him
>>33861453That wasn't Gary's own anus when he was spamming anuses, he was just reposting goatse.
>>33861464I bet it wasn't anything
>>33861456That's a throuple. And I really don't think he's going to out sex game me. I can hope tho.
>>33861466>reverse psychology Ok anon
>>33861375>if the circumstances are changed nowadays then the old rules might "not so rigidly apply in our day"I honestly don't see that hypothetical happening. Sexuality is a bit different than fashion trends. Romans 1:26–27 Paul (I know, I know...) frames same sex sexual activity as contrary to natural design, connecting it to idolatry and moral rebellion. Homosexuality is framed as moral/ethical whereas "cross dressing" is social/ritual. Homosexuality is framed as moral law, not just cultural custom, which is why traditional interpretations are far more rigid. It's interesting that Jesus was silent on both things.
>>33861450It's nice being able to pee behind a tree without needing squat bareassed.
>>33861462I’m over it. I also didn’t really use that phrase correctly, having glanced at a dictionary. It’s more passive aggressive than what I actually felt which was just being a bit mopey. Sorry if I’m causing problems
>>33861471Men are so gross
Men would you watch me pee outside as a foid
>>33861375>justify hatred towards homosexualsAnon wasn't implying this, only that they don't like homosexuality.
>>33861474No, I would avert my eyes.
>>33861445You'll notice that even what you consider "men's clothing" that women wear is still feminine. The jeans and shirts and whatever have different cuts and decorations and etc. A woman wearing clothing that is actually made for men is still considered somewhat disordered.The rule didn't change, but now instead of Pharisees walking around badgering everyone for every minor misstep and publicly berating and shaming them, confession and atonement are private matters between an individual and the clergy.
>>33861450Fun but inconvenient most of the time. You've also got to watch out or certain people will try to cut part of it off.
>>33861475Inb4 it's only the act of raping children they actually dislike
Men would you let yourself be peed on by a foid
>>33861476:/
>>33861470>Homosexuality is framed as moral/ethical whereas "cross dressing" is social/ritual.I could agree with you if the term for it wasn't specifically "abomination". Doesn't that go beyond mere ritualistic boundaries?
>>33861448NoI'm watching a movie, and you're also not the only poster I'm replying to
>>33861450It makes me stand differently than you do, and it’s pretty easily visible through most of the pants I wear. I don’t have to worry about popping a boner in public because I’m not twelve years old.The most annoying sensation that comes with having a dick is when my dick and balls get stuck to one of my inner thighs.
The whole “weepy, barely conscious one sentence femcel” trope is getting old
>>33861472Don't be mopey you didn't do anything sorry I was mean
>>33861474If you asked me to, you pervert.>>33861480No.
>>33861480In the shower, I guess.
>>33861450It's fine, but for some reason it causes people who don't have one to hate us.
>>33861369No you goober Paul is the one that said circumcision didn't really matter because all that really mattered was faith. The second covenant was established and the ultimate sacrifice was made so they didn't need to sacrifice their foreskin to God or offer any sacrifices anymore. So the only reason to continue to have new converts circumcised themselves was for tradition. He also argued that circumcision would drive away new converts who really did not want to cut off part of their penis just to be part of the religion and a decent amount of men would prefer hell to cutting off part of their penis. So he said "well, I've met a lot of people who are circumcised who do not honor the covenant and yet plenty of these Gentiles are not circumcised and they honor the covenant. So I don't think it really matters."
>>33861467I checked the oxford English dictionary, and no such word appears. However, "harem" is defined as "a group of women who are sexual partners of the same man." So it appears that I am objectively correct.
>>33861480No.
>>33861480Why would you want to do this?
>>33861486Mixed signals, ladyBut seriously I understand not wanting to rush into letting a stranger into your dms and I know I can be a social retard sometimes
>>33861480i dont particularly have a pee fetish. But i always thought it would be interesting to have a gf pee on my leg in the shower
>>33861481Why the ambivalent face?
>>33861483>you're also not the only poster I'm replying toCheating whore
>>33861477>A woman wearing clothing that is actually made for men is still considered somewhat disordered.The term for it is "abomination", which puts it on the same level as homosexuality, yet I never see Christians protesting against the former with quite the same strength and numbers they use to protest against the latter. God puts them on the same level, but Christians don't?
>>33861492>It's trueDamn, jh btfo
women is it true that clit orgasms feel better while being penetrated?
>>33861395>Christianity believes that SOME rules of the Old Testament still apply, and SOME rules of the Old Testament don't apply anymore. But where do we draw the line?Well, the ceremonial/ritual law stuff doesn't apply anymore since they were symbolic and pointed towards Christ. Animal sacrifice, circumcision, food laws and all that. Civil/judicial law maintained social order in ancient Israel, which is nothing like today, so that's pretty context specific. Moral laws like the ten commandments, prohibitions on murder, theft, adultery, reflects God’s moral character so those still apply I would think for sure.
Gare what's the best sex you've ever had.
Women, do you want to get peed on by a bf?
>>33861492>so jh is proof that women would rather be in chad's harem than date sub 8 mendamn
women do you want a nerdy artsy mid-cute twink bf
>>33861504Both are different. I prefer ones from a cock
>>33861497Yea it's not you it's me but for real
>>33861411Bro, Jews don't think Jesus was the Messiah. Jew and Christian is not the same.
>>33861508Depending on the execution, I might agree to it but wouldn't propose it myself.
>>33861456It's not all about him. We're all with each other. Your definition of harem is flawed and I don't like you.
>>33861423Am I not allowed to objectify myself once in a while?
>>33861474I'll let you pee all over me
>>33861474yes but only if you take all your clothes off first
>>33861505My concern is two laws that are in the same category.Homosexuality is in the "abomination" category, and it's still considered a major sin by Christians today.Women in men's clothing is in the "abomination" category, yet it's not considered a major sin (or a sin at all) by Christians today.Why would two sins of the same category receive unequal treatment?
>>33861519Men how many of you would want love instead of sex
>>33861480yes
>>33861513You gonna be offended if I keep pressing my luck or should I get a clue
>>33861520I doubt anyone has ever had sex or even outside sex here
>>33861522I would swear a vow of celibacy in exchange for love, but I would not castrate myself in exchange for love.
>>33861522Me desperately
>>33861276>If we can decide in 2025 that women wearing men's clothes is NOT an abomination anymore,it is an abomination
>>33861522I want love, I thought the whole point of being in a relationship was being loved I always saw sex as a bonus
>>33861410No it isn't? I don't have my big book open right now, but no. It's way more resembling a squash bug or an assassin bug.
>>33861522Neither with you
>>33861445Yes but the very idea of what women's and men's clothing actually are changed. I'm not even that anon, you're just being really autistic about this.
>>33861525You can do what you want but I'll keep saying no
>>33861245yeah its him>>33861239russian blue i think
>>33861522How do you even have love but no sex?
>>33861527what has that got to do with sex?
>>33861536Damn. You seem like quite the catch too
>>33861533Who's the message from anon? I'm curious
Tumblr women rule the world
>>33861502You realize you're talking about a compilation of books written over a period of a thousand years which was completed more than 2000 years ago, and was translated through several different languages before it was translated into English, right?You'll also notice that modern Jewish women, even those who still practice the religion, wear pants.The fact that the modern translation uses the same word doesn't mean it's on the same level as homosexuality. And even homosexuality is treated similarly today. It's a matter for individuals to discuss with their priest, deacon, bishop, pastor, etc. We are not a theocratic society. Secular laws determine what bears criminal penalties, the church's law determines one's fate in the afterlife.
>>33861522yeahi mean it might suck but i wont know what im missing
>>33861422What? No, Jesus himself said preach to the Jew first, then the Gentile later, after I'm dead. It was about returning Jews to what they should have been practicing, but chose not to. And I always heard that it was meant to show the Gentiles that God could even love a people as evil and corrupt as the Jews.
>>33861542I am not a catch lol I'm a retarded bitch
>>33861548Come the fuck ooooooon lol
>>33861522i want both equally. I dont think there is anything wrong with that. Love + sex sounds heavenly
>>33861535>Yes but the very idea of what women's and men's clothing actually are changed.That reminds me of how the Jews will place a wire perimeter around an entire neighborhood so that technically it will count as a single household. Do you want to play technicalities with the Laws of God?
>>33861548At least you’re self aware
>>33861544YES SIR!
>>33861445Why don't we talk about demons anymore? Why aren't we convinced that people are possessed and that they need demons to be cast out of them? That was an extremely common, somewhat argued, foundational belief of Christianity that demons regularly walked to the earth and took people's bodies. Nowadays, that's a crazy person belief and most normal Christians don't believe that.
>>33861552For what purpose
>>33861554I talk about demons all the time and people think I'm joking
>>33861554I'd like to believe sex demons are real and incels can get laid finally by them
>>33861479nta Well, yeh? I mean, what's the harm if a pedophile just keeps it to drawings or whatever? Since when does having impulses mean you have to act on them?
>>33861456This! A harem is traditionally a part of a Muslim household, palace, or house reserved for women, including a man's wives, female relatives, and servants. In a more informal, modern context, the term can describe a group of women associated with one man, or a social group of females accompanied by one male, such as in some animal species. The word originates from an Arabic term meaning "forbidden" or "sacred place". Traditional meaningWomen's quarters: A physical space in a Muslim household or palace set aside for women. The women: The group of women living in that space, which could include wives, concubines, daughters, female relatives, and servants. Historical context: Harems existed in pre-Islamic cultures in the Middle East and Asia and were most famously associated with wealthy and royal households in the Ottoman Empire. They were sometimes guarded by eunuchs. Modern and informal meaningsGroup of women: A group of women who are romantically or socially associated with one man, often used in a facetious or informal way. Animal behavior: A social group of females that is dominated by a single male, a common term in the study of certain animal species like elephant seals or elk.
>>33861557You’re annoying as fuck
>>33861549Ok>>33861552I know
>>33861565You really are exceptionally fucking goofy
>>33861504Personal preference but most prefer clit.
>>33861567Relax
>>33861512>>33861569did you guys read my question?
>>33861572You are driving me crazy but ok
Does cum cure headaches?
>>33861545>You'll also notice that modern Jewish women, even those who still practice the religion, wear pants.Religious Jewish women are forbidden from wearing pants. They have to wear skirts. It's called tzniut.>You realize you're talking about a compilation of books written over a period of a thousand years which was completed more than 2000 years ago, and was translated through several different languages before it was translated into English, right?In the original text, toeva is used for both. It's not a modern mistranslation.>And even homosexuality is treated similarly today. It's a matter for individuals to discuss with their priest, deacon, bishop, pastor, etc. We are not a theocratic society. Secular laws determine what bears criminal penalties, the church's law determines one's fate in the afterlife.Ah, now we're CLOSE to agreement. I WISH homosexuality was treated with acceptance in modern Christianity.Christianity is already a religion of picking and choosing. We pick and choose the parts we do like, we pick and choose the parts we don't like. Why can't we pick and choose to be a religion of Love on this too?
>>33861577yes
>>33861577Only if it's swallowed
>>33861577M90% of the time, jerking off cures my headache
Spending $10,000 on a signed first edition copy of Lolita
>>33861574Vaginal orgasms are better then masterbating.The thrusting is what makes masterbating retarded as a woman
>>33861543My mommy hoping I'm well asking if she can send medicine
Women, do you want a bf to eat your vag cum? Do you want it as much as a guy wants a girl to swallow his?
>>33861576Are you being mean now
>>33861551Do you honestly believe that Christians are required to dress precisely like Jews dressed 2000 years ago in order to obey God's laws?
>>33861577Making him cum would cure my headache.
>>33861518Nah that’s weird especially through an avenue like 4chan
>>33861514Jews are not Christians. They do not hold the same beliefs that Christians do because Jesus means nothing to them. For Christians, however, they are essentially reformed Jews who do believe that Jesus meant something and that it was right to tweak the teachings based on what he said.
>>33861482No, actually, I don't think. I think that was one of those ritual laws anon talked about that specifically applied to Israelite identity and purity laws. Like the tattoo thing. That one was more like "don't get a tattoo because people might associate you with those pagans". Context matters. Ancient Israelite society had strict gender roles. Clothing was a marker of social, religious and ritual identity. That was to maintain social and religious order not primarily about morality. Social/religious confusion was a big deal back then. Think of it like two different flavors of “detestable to God”. One is culturally unacceptable. One is morally unacceptable. But they were both unacceptable.
mansplain something
>>33861517>Your definition of harem is flawedIt's Oxford's definition. See here >>33861492>I don't like you.That's okay. I'm still correct :)
women, say something horny
>>33861584What are your favorite Nabokovs? Surely you're a big Nabokov fan. Pour moi,>Top TierDespairThe EyeLolita>MidPnin>Didn't Click With MeThe GiftInvitation to a BeheadingSpeak, Memory
>>33861578Oh, you're one of those leftist Protestant cucks. I regret replying to you in the first place now. You should just stop pretending to be Christian.
>>33861577No, the stress of dealing with it GIVES me headaches.
>>33861510I have never seen this female. I have never seen this female's boyfriends or whatever the fuck she's got going on. I will say that never, ever have I seen any of these people actually be attractive or even mid and they're always just extremely desperate ugly looking people.
>>33861603I'm really wet and crunchy
Men say something horny
>>33861593I am annoyed, and I unfortunately love being annoyed
>>33861602We aren't just sexual partners of the same man, we are sexual partners of each other. A harem is simply the wrong term to use to describe the relationship, it ignores the nuances of a throuple.
>>33861612Fuck off
>>33861605>DUDE Protestants aren't Christians LMAOAh, now the truth of your intolerance comes out.
>>33861608>crunchyThat's a thing?
>>33861558exactly. Even other Christians, I'm sure, give you a whole lot of shit, saying that that's not how it works anymore, or it's a really bad look for Christians to say they still believe in demons. Even though nothing really changed. Jesus said demons were everywhere, always scuttling about, and they needed to be cast out. You believe all of the Bible, or you believe none of the Bible. Jesus can't be wrong about one thing and write about everything else. In fact, Christianity hinges on the fact that Jesus was infallible and perfect and could never be wrong.
>>33861603Something horny
>>33861603I posted this with a hand down my pants.
Men what could a woman do right now to make you cum
Is it weird to only have 3 photos on my tinder/bumble/hinge with all of them being inside of my house? I'm setting up an account right now. I don't go out much and never with other people so this is the best I have. You guys and /soc/ rated me an 8 in looks so I'm wondering if my looks will be enough to carry my "less than exciting" photos
>>33861612rimjob
>>33861617That's not what I said. But I'm not surprised you decided to take it that way. It wouldn't be like you to argue in good faith.
>>33861622>I posted this with a hand down my pants.*skirt
>>33861560
>>33861622I appreciate this glimpse into the writer’s room.
>>33861615just finished jerking off and i can feel my balls relaxing and going back into place
Atoga hornyfags look like polyamoryfags
>>33861623NothingGo away
>>33861623She could suck my dick.
>>33861601You can get a decent used car for about four months worth of payments financing a new one. Even if the old car is a piece of trash that needs to go to the mechanic on a semi-regular basis it's still probably going to be cheaper to maintain in the long run than the $750-800/month your car loan is going to amount to.
>>33861623nibble my ears
>>33861613Angry men freak me out
>>33861574I did read your question and I did answer it. It's up to personal preference. Some women have never had a vaginal orgasm. Ever, like in their lives, many women say that they've never experienced it. Plenty of women say that they've never even had an orgasm or they don't think that they have because they've never had this mind-blowing rush of pleasure during sexual activity. At least for me, I prefer clit and think its feels better BUT its BEST with penetration in that juuuuust right spot, speed, and force.
>>33861624You should take at least one pic outside imo. Doesn’t matter where, just a picture of you in the sun
>>33861614>We aren't just sexual partners of the same man, we are sexual partners of each otherThe definition doesn't include such a restriction. >it ignores the nuances of a throupleThe Oxford English dictionary doesn't have a definition for thouple.
>>33861619Like a baby carrot
>>33861521It's already been explained to you. One is moral, one is social. Shoplifting and murder are both crimes.
Horny posting is the true form of /atoga/ btw. Always has been. Anyone who denies this is retarded.
>>33861578Do you also believe that women should be allowed to be pastors and leave the church?
>>33861623Nothing because I’m angry
Men where do you want to be touched the most
>>33861623Rub herself with her hands down her pants, moan, squeeze her boob, solve world hunger
>>33861531nta but I'm just gonna point out how there might be some translaton stuff there as well. Languages changes.
>>33861627Bitch I don't wear skirts.>>33861629Always happy to share the process.>>33861643Dictionaryfags are the worst. Language doesn't adapt fast enough on a scholarly level. Keep up or shut up.
>>33861639I’m sorry. I’m not angry at you, if you can believe that
>>33861521They aren't on the same level. One is obviously more disordered than the other.You could be a Pharisee with this level of ridiculous pilpul.
>>33861623A handjob would be nice.
>>33861653My dick by your lips
>>33861600>>33861646>>33861659What's the moral reason for modern Christianity to still maintain objections to homosexuality?
>>33861585>>33861640The question was not about vaginal orga-Okay let me rephrase.Clitoral orgasm with no penetration, or clitoral orgasm while being penetrated. Which is better?
>>33861653NowhereLeave us alone
>>33861653My chest. I want a woman to rest her head on it
>>33861445How did we get to women not curtseying anymore? Times change, bro.
How do I get beautiful and desirable
>>33861612Horny, you say, not sexy?Uhhh PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP
Women, do you need to be touched regularly?
>>33861664With penetration is superior
>>33861665I keep letting you down anon I’m sorry
>>33861671Yes
>>33861658OK I believe you
>>33861653My soul
>>33861642Can it be a selfie?
>>33861668Holy fuck, NEED!!
>>33861653Unironically not on the chest
>>33861671How would you touch me?
>>33861676You enjoy doing this to my brain don’t youAdmit it. I have soup for brains now
>>33861657>Dictionaryfags are the worst. Language doesn't adapt fast enough on a scholarly level. Keep up or shut up.That's why urban dictionary is superior. You just won't find terms like zoyboy, or zogbot in Webster.
>>33861668Maybe try having a personality beyond “haha no” or “haha sorry”
>>33861674Women hate men.
>>33861679Yeah, just something that shows you can actually step outside without shriveling up and dying
>>33861668Are you autistic? If yes, you lack feminine grace that men find attractive and you can only have attractive hair, makeup, be skinny, and be fashionable
>>33861663It isn't ordered toward the betterment of society and human flourishing. It is disordered and harmful not only to the participants, but to any children they might adopt and raise in a same-sex household, and it also upsets thousands of years of cultural norms.If you want to be gay, be gay. Don't try to revise Christian theology to fit your own personal belief and preferences.
>>33861675How often?>>33861682How do you want to be touched?
>>3386169586% of gays are pedophiles
>>33861671Yeh. Touching myself is only a stopgap.
>>33861674You aren't. You don't care about me or men in general.
This >>33861689Too bad we need sex though
>>33861700>How do you want to be touched?I'd let you take the lead. Do whatever you want to me
>>33861612I really want to bend my girlfriend over my kitchen table and pound her until she can't walk straight but she always complains afterward when I get "too rough." I think getting manhandled embarrasses her. Very frustrating.
>>33861704I’m the man that replied to the same post you did. I meant to say in that reply that I was sorry for letting you down and giving into their wiles so easily
>>33861683Enjoy doing Whaat!!
>>33861653my hands and maybe my face
>>33861714:) I stg you’re going to put me in an early graveAm I just the latest toy or like what’s the deal here
>>33861671By my partner yeah touch is a very common love language for women, just touching my shoulder or hugging me or holding my hand and especially snuggling
>>33861695>It isn't ordered toward the betterment of society and human flourishing.How is that a moral issue?>It is disordered and harmful not only to the participantsHow so?>and it also upsets thousands of years of cultural norms.Why are you bringing this up in response to a question about morals? Weren't you previously insisting that a different law no longer matters because it was concerned with cultural norms instead of morals? Are you posting in good faith or not?>Don't try to revise Christian theology to fit your own personal belief and preferences.Like you are? The other law is an abomination but you have chosen that your own personal beliefs supersede that law.
>>33861612I just coomed.
>>33861671Mhm.
>>33861711Or it hurts you retard
>>33861718Bro I'm laughing because I literally have no idea what you're talking about
>>33861680Me too>>33861686You make a lot of assumptions. Tell me about your personality>>33861692I'm not
>>33861623put mouth on pp
>>33861726Never mind
Femanons, (You) are charged with first degree ovulating. How do you plead?
>>33861663nta Ignoring anything in the Bible? It goes against the natural purpose of procreation. Some people view traditional sexual ethics as part of a moral code that promotes stable family structures. If sexual morality is defined narrowly, any sexual act outside those norms can be seen as failing to cultivate those virtues. Some people argue that behaviors that increase health risks are morally problematic because they can harm oneself or others.
>>33861730They’re not assumptions, I see your posts. Go talk to your simp
>>33861653In my soul.
>>33861704>>33861708Fuck off, skinwalkers.
other men have such abysmal taste in everything that i actually hate them
>>33861732Oh my god you're mad again
>>33861737I’m getting fucking owned by this girl anon. Can’t believe it
>>33861721>>It isn't ordered toward the betterment of society and human flourishing.>How is that a moral issue?nta are you shitting me, anon?
>>33861733Infertile
>>33861735What are the increased health risks of sex with condoms? Ah, right, certain branches of Christianity are opposed to condoms. I don't think health risks are the underlying reason for this.I don't think it's a moral issue.
There are a lot of single mothers in my area, it's crazy to think about. How is this so common now?
>>33861744Yes!
>haha sex /atoga/ can you be more creative or something and not so sexually frustrated
>>33861748>consequence free plapsHot.
>>33861752You are crazy
>>33861733Innocent. I'm just horny like this all the time.
>>33861749>What are the increased health risks of sex with condoms?Microplastics giving you micropenis
>>33861746Would you say there's a difference between "not bettering society" and "worsening society"? Would the latter be negative and the former only neutral?
>>33861749>Ah, right, certain branches of Christianity are opposed to condoms... but not all. Anon, your counters have bsically been NO U.
>>33861751I must spread my genes far and wide.
>>33861757Yes, completely insane
>>33861751Men don't take responsibility for anything they do
rachel weisz is so pretty
>>33861719>touch is a very common love language for womenreally? i thought most women prefer quality time or words of affirmation
mmm soup...
>>33861773Enjoy
>>33861737>>33861745How is this my fault
>>33861768Only incels and trannies are sex obsessed, the average man doesn’t give a shit and would rather pursue self improvement
>>33861748Oh, sorry. I feel bad for joking now.
>>33861775I said right there that I’m the one getting owned. The fault is all mine
>>33861767
>>33861765The other Anon argues that I'm not a real Christian because I'm a "leftist Protestant cuck". It stands to reason that someone in this thread is very mad at me while being in the anti-condom camp.
State genderwhat's the single thing you want the most right now besides money or a relationship?
>>33861781I’ve been rotated
>>33861733Yep
>>33861785I want everyone in my life to fuck off forever and to never speak to them again
>>33861721How is something that is ordered against human flourishing a moral issue? Is this a serious question?>How so?Disordered acts and behaviors are harmful to those who commit them, by definition. Marriage is ordained between a man and a woman, and sex outside of marriage is disordered for a whole list of reasons that we don't need to get into.I'm not the anon who is arguing the difference between cultural and moral laws. However, I think it's obvious that there's a necessary interplay between culture and religion, and going against both cultural and religious teaching is more spiritually noxious than doing something you were taught by the culture you were raised in that is not in keeping with your religion.I'm not revising anything. You're trying to force an equivalence that does not exist, not to require that we condemn all things which are proscribed as sinful or disordered, but to encourage Christians to undermine thousands of years of Christian doctrine to align with your own personal beliefs.I'm not going to reply to you anymore. Like I said, if you want to be gay, be gay. But don't pretend it's a Christian thing to do, and don't demand that Christians pretend that it is.
>>33861474I mean sure Usually when partying though I am the one guarding and looking away kek
>>33861785Fancy alt art for my magic cards.
>>33861764Ok. Where are you going with this?
Is it true that women hate penises?
>>33861785Money
>>33861623Beat my Crash Bandicoot speedrun times
>>33861739I'm not a skinwalker, but I think it's possible that women are all secretly skinwalkers.
>>33861785Besides money? Happiness/contentment ig. Or another cat
>>33861768Is it purely a male problem?
>>33861803Would you have sex with a skinwalker?
>>33861789same
>>33861799I actually like dick more than I should.
>>33861789That’s kind of a huge ask
>>33861815Yes, I am beginning the process by getting a job so I can afford my own place
>>33861796If you want a society where the neutral is forbidden, and only the positive is allowed, you want a dystopian nightmare.
>>33861803>cold dead eyes that don’t reflect the light>metallic blood smell >strange behaviours trying to mimic a manOh my god
>>33861784Hey! Props for realizing that more that one person is arguing with you. I thought it was more the anti Paul thing personally.
>>33861751Because people like to fuck raw
>>33861725What she complains about is much tamer than even that, literally things like me grabbing her hips or getting on top. And she never tells me to stop or gives any sign she isn't enjoying it, she'll literally be actively going at it and then later randomly decide to tell me she didn't like it and refuse to explain why.
>>33861812No
>>33861817Goodluck anon, just remember to buy your furniture in stages rather than all at once like I did, IKEA doesn’t instal itself
>>33861785MI could go for a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.
>>33861821There's also more than one anti-Paul poster. A lot of people have taken issue with Paul, from Nietzsche to Tolstoy to Jefferson to regular ol 4chan randos.
>>33861785MThe day off tomorrow.
Big oppai
>>33861829>still talking about and Christcuck drama that happened millennia ago where no one was around to document it professionally Enough
>>33861785MTo live by myself
>>33861785Mcoffee
Do depressed men want their dick sucked to feel better or are they too depressed to even get it up
>>33861835small oppai > big oppai
>>33861785MFor my brain to become solid again
>>33861785>State gender>what's the single thing you want the most right now besides money or a relationship?New house, new bed, new shoes, new president,
>>33861841When I’m actually depressed I feel no arousal whatsoever
>>33861841When I'm actually depressed I have no libido, so the latter If I'm just a bit down in the dumps tho then yh that sounds nice
>>33861841Just euthanize me if I’m ever too depressed to get it up for that
>>33861841Yes.
>>33861841The dick works fine I just don't want to do anything and everything seems meaningless
>>33861839Real, having roommates is ass lol>>33861831What are ur plans>>33861817Noice, what job are you applying to/getting
>>33861733Your Honor, this man is stating plain falsehoods. I do track my menstrual cycle, and I'm actually just about to start shedding my uterine lining. I am not ovulating. That was earlier. I am no longer in my ovulatory phase. I can prove it, probably within the next 12 hours.
>>33861841I don't just want a bj. I want a gf. Casual sex doesn't do a lot for me.
>>33861790You said that it doesn't better society, not that it worsens society. Is it a moral offense to be neutral?But if you want to change your words and argue that it does worsen society,> sex outside of marriage is disordered for a whole list of reasons that we don't need to get into.I think we should get into this. Is ALL sex outside of marriage immoral? All the time and always immoral?I think you won't elaborate because you don't feel comfortable examining your own beliefs, you only feel comfortable using those beliefs to spew hatred.You may be a member of the Christian Church, but when I read the words of Jesus, I can't help but find you most un-Christian.
>>33861841I just want to cuddlebut having my dick sucked would be nice too, never too depressed to get hard
>>33861860This is hot for some reason.
>>33861863A gf could give you a bj
>>33861812Yes
>>33861860This is the spookiest thing I’ve read for Halloween
>>33861867Sure, but that's different from being offered a bj by a random woman I don't know.
>>33861860How will you prove it
>>33861859>What are ur plansCoalescing my soup brain back into a regular human brain
>>33861864This is honestly pathetic
>>33861867Fake news.
>>33861841I've been chronically depressed for so long I would instinctively avoid it out of the fear that I couldn't get it up or really enjoy as much as I should
>>33861785m I want my cat back and not having relapse symptoms after stopping drugs
>>33861867Gfs don’t exist. They’re a myth
>>33861863>>33861871this shit is a faggot virtue signal, I'd be so happy if a woman actually wanted to suck my cock, regardless of whether I'm eager to fuck a stranger
>>33861867Depressed men usually don't have gfs.
Why would a woman want a bf
>>33861884No idea
>>33861882You have to be 18+ to post here
Pretty wild how most of the posters here stagnated at 13-17
>>33861884see >>33861668
>>33861888What am I seeing there is nothing there
>>33861785I'm not allowing myself to want more than that. And actually technically, not even the relationship because that's not realistic. Maybe for my brain to be better.
>>33861884She's 30 and has to find a betabuxer for chads baby
>>33861891Yup there’s nothing
>>33861882Speak for yourself, fag.
>>33861895Will a bf make her beautiful and desirable?
>>33861886Entj why
>>33861887There’s nothing for zoomers to do anymore, just build something small and protect it
>>33861785MaleInstantly lose 30lbs
>>33861884I love men
>>33859019WomenWould you let your man tie you up and cum in you?
>>33861906I've asked before and men were very uncomfortable doing this
>>33861898One would think that the boyfriend being in the picture would make the girlfriend feel beautiful and desirable but I don’t see an image in that post
>>33861905moid hands
>>33861906No. Build trust first.
>>33861902I’m sick of being spammed by constant sexually charged posts just take it to /b or something this is worse than my anti-indian hate spam
>>33861907Fiction
>>33861906No to both. Unless we were trying for a baby, which would require both the tying up and the cumming.
>>33861914Entj what's the hottest thing you've ever done with a woman
>>33861915Not fiction last four men thought it was very uncomfortable
>>33861751Men hate having families.
>>33861911I love moid hands too
>>33861883Depends on the girl tbf, with my ex I was depressed and crying the day we met kek, sometimes they think I can fix him
State genderWould you let your bf/gf lick your butthole?Would you lick theirs?
I just had a bunch of egg salad before bed I wish I had a boyfriend to sleep with and to dutch oven
>>33861927You must be obsessed with yourself then
>>33861924Were they pussies
>>33861924Why? It seems pretty hot
>>33861929F. Yes, I'm in a relationship right now where I get my ass eaten as often as I'm willing to prep for it. I don't like eating ass, though.
>>33861931An foid most foul…
>>33861931That is a war crime femanon
>>33861823She feels afraid of what you'll do. So shectells you later when she's not so vulnerable hoping next time you won't hurt her.
>>33861919I can’t post it because I’ll get banned
>>33861841>Do depressed men want their dick sucked to feel better or are they too depressed to even get it upI think it's worth a try. Do I need a prescription?
>>33861929No, that's where poop comes from.>>33861935>JH moment
Anon is such a brat
>>33861932What's your grip strength?
>>33861931I've been eating garlic all weekend, where is my femanon gf to torment with my malodorous aroma?
>>33861945Needs taming
>>33861905Fr no cap?
>>33861937>>33861938You'd beg for me to be yours>>33861947I've also been eating raw garlic so I'm going to win
>>33861948Is this the peanut gallery agreeing with me or the brat
>>33861949On g
>>33861951>You'd beg for me to be yoursPretty sure I already did itt fartknocker
>>33861751Women are retarded.
>>33861946I've never measured it. Why do you ask?
>>33861931Rude!
how to stop thinking abt killing myself for saying stupid cringe on the internet?
>>33861956Men are pedophiles
>>33861959Who gives a shit about the internet?
>>33861955And then you'd get mad when I fart on you
>>33861956After we broke up my ex was trying to find a place to live and move out of her moms house and get a higher paying job because she said she wanted to live like me and I just ROFL’d
>>33861951I don't think so
>>33861931Mmm egg salad sounds niceI just had some leftover beef stew before bed lol>to dutch ovenYou're evil wtf>>33861959Eventually once you post enough cringe on the internet you stop caring altogether
>>33861872Show you my bloody panties
>>33861653biceps, back, sides, inner thigh, buttocks, bascially the pale white sensitive parts that never see sun
>>33861967Yeah but like cute guy mad. Plus you’re smoking rocks if you think you’d actually be able to trap me in a blanket and not end up greeting reverse Dutch oven’d
>>33861965>>33861971ik noone will remember or care its still hard to let go of i can't stop wanting to bash my head against the wall and scream and curse and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33861959I hope your coomer posts get leaked to your parents and future employers
>>33861980My posts in /atoga/ over the last week are so much more embarrassing than whatever you did. Point and laugh at me instead
You guys rn
second cup of coffee of the night :3
>>33861977See you think it's cute but I'm going to take it serious, get scared, and fart more from fear
>>33861957Could be useful to know for reasons I will not disclose
>>33861984>me rereading the thread to figure it out>figures it outIs it getting damp in here with horny miasma?
>>33861986I’ve started drinking tea in glass cups during the twilight hours of the day and it’s really helping me sleep lately
>>33861987I’m afraid this is a sacrifice I’m willing to make
>>33861986Why are you drinking coffee at night, anon
Girls, if your boyfriend wanted you to, would you say "I'm your little thot" during sex?
This is my dream wedding dress shape and I would want a lace shoulder cover or something for church. Okay now to find the husband
>>33861986stinky
>>33861984I’m the real deal and she won’t beleeb me
>>33861994It’s /atoga/ everyone’s brain chemistry has been dangerously altered due to porn and substance abuse
>>33861996You deserve cancer and so does everyone who replies to you.
>>33861996No because I wouldn't be his girlfriend anymore
>>33861998Showing too much shoulders to be taken seriously only their wedding day
>>33862001Some of us have been altered by head trauma.
>>33862002Enjoy your cancer dumbass
>>33861998Sorry, can’t see this image or read the text
>>33859047Go on tinder and find a hookup
>>33862005Choking on dick all day would probably do that to someone
>>33862006Worth it.
face is looking kinda gaunt
>>33862005>Raises paw
>>33862009That'd be asphyxiation, not head trauma. Pay attention you fat nigger.
>>33862012Kaya, please...
>>33862011You're still fat.
>>33862015>play audio clip: Michael Jackson “heehee”
Girls, what would you think if you went into a guy's place and he had wrestling action figures on shelves in his living room?
>>33861980Babe we don't even know who you are >>33861994Tbf for us ADHDfags an evening latte can be relaxing I had a cup of coffee around 8pm after work and now it's almost 5am, night nibbas
>>33862007Make a funnier joke
>>33861996>posessive and not even flatteringIck
>>33862017I’m surprised nobody has memed Volgin into this somehow
>>33862001>>33862005And my regular existing trauma
>>33862025How about ewwww fart stinky xD
>>33862031Yea see that's funny
>>33862020I'd compare them to the males he watched bang women in his porn folder.
>>33862029How on earth did I become the last mentally stable neurotypical poster still alive
>>33862032It is a little funny yeah
>>33862020Gay
>>33862036You? Mentally stable? You can stop larping anytime, babe.
>>33861992I never really liked tea personally.>>33861994because I sleep during the day plus I drink so much coffee (4 cups a day) so it does nothing for me.>>33861999I'm not stinky! :( I just took a shower in fact. why are you calling me stinky :(((
>>33862028As famous Indian Mahatma Ghandi once said, be the change you wish to see.
>>33861983Why?
>>33862001I don't really watch that much porn I just really like coffee>>33862022don't have adhd though
>>33862040Coffee makes you fart.
>>33862045Soup for brains
>>33862032I’d like write you a sternly worded letter
Girls, do you think wearing this on a public beach would be in poor taste?
>>33862039I guarantee you I’m the only one here with a full time job and my own place >>33862040Green tea is good for women I’m more of an Earl Gray myself >>33862042It’s too early for saar posting
>>33862054>I guarantee you I’m the only one here with a full time job and my own placeWrong.
>>33862047I drink one cup a day that’s enough for me, anymore than that is doing serious heart and liver damage
>>33862054I technically have that too and so does ohio.
Men,What reasons would make you marry an ugly fat woman that is several years older than you?
>>33862059Endearing larp>>33862060Money!
>>33862060The Mummy’s Curse or a witch’s brew of some sort
>>33862060An enormous amount of money and free rein to fuck other, younger, prettier women.
>>33862048no it doesn't, well I barely eat so maybe that's has something to do with it.>>33862054>Green tea is good for womenI'm not a woman.
>>33861998You can always marry yourself
>>33862051Ok
>>33862055I bet nobody else does salary sacrifice to lower their taxes, you people are even more broke than your parents before you
>>33862058>serious heart and liver damageBased.
>>33862065Is it really that ugly?
>>33862066Thank you for reading my sternly worded letter
>>33862064Well there’s no way you could be a man posting like that so just drink your tea bitch
>>33862060Nothing would convince me to do that because she would be old enough that having kids would be inadvisable, and I want kids.
I may have to capitulate and start playing games at an LGS.
>>33862070No it’s very cute but you’re a supervillain
>>33862072yeah yeah you're not the first one that has told me that, don't care at this point
Girls, do you want to be a little bit scared of a man when you have sex with him?
>>33861939I just have a hard time interpreting it that way desu.>>33862060Maybe if I wasn't around many other women. When I was in the army there was almost nobody I would have rejected.
>>33862078If I'm even a little bit nervous my vagina clamps closed. I need to be completely in love and feel safe with him.
>>33862077When’s the transition happening lmao
>>33862076Even if I was. don't supervillains get married too
>>33862084I suppose so but the guy in question would have to be seriously kooky
>>33862084>don't supervillains get married tooIn real life yes
>>33862083just because people think I'm a girl doesn't mean I want to be one
>>33862085Can't think of anyone like that
>>33862091Hope he turns up eventually, sincerely
>>33862078Not at all. I have to be comfy that I can use him to move the entire bed away from the wall by 3ft through fucking that hard.
>>33862089>tfw he didn’t mewYou are unfortunately a product of your environment not your influence
how rare is it for women to enjoy having their boob sucked?
>>33862092You are such a character
>>33862096Probably extremely because most men are not adept at not trying to rip the tit off with hard suction.
>>33862099Who, me? I guess so. I’m just a replyguy
Neener neener
>>33862048It makes me shit
what kind of voice are men attracted to?
>>33862105*kicks u in the nuts*
>>33862064Green tea is not exactly good for women. It's good for everyone (mildly) in the correct amount. Too much will harm your liver, it will harm your kidneys especially if you're having really concentrated stuff like macho where you're drinking the whole crushed leaf. You are not supposed to be having that in a large size beverage several times a day or every day even.
The two girls from Knock Knock are how I imagine the vast majority of women behave.
>>33862110That was my shadow clone you absolute scrub
>>33862109I like Southern accents.
I can hear my muslims neighbours kids screaming at their parents telling them to fuck off in English like goodluck when you start school buddy
>>33862113*20,000 nut kick jutsu*
>>33862111My ex used to force us to get boba tea while we were out just she could get green tea, she said it was good for her periods
>>33862116I’m moving my hands fast as fuck and blocking all the kicks and it looks freaky as hell. Scaring myself with my supernatural martial prowess
>>33862100>Probably extremelydreams shattered
>>33862121While your hands are busy I have Gamakichi stab you in the neck.
Women, would you date a man?
>>33862081So why do you think she's telling you later she's uncomfortable?
>>33862128No.
>>33862101Does that make you happy
>>33862128Why ask questions we already know the answers to?
>>33862114do young southerners still have accents anymore? every American zoomer sounds the same to me.
>>33862131It does. Does it make you happy?
>>33862135idk. I hope southern zoomers haven't missed out on the joy of a pretty blonde girl calling you "darlin" with a thick drawl. That'd suck.
>>33862128Sure
>>33862135They do, yeah. Rural kids still sound the same as they did 20 years ago, mostly. They just have different slang now
>>33862142I don't know
>>33862151Are you annoyed?
Pissin like a Harlem fire hydrant while smoking red hot Listerine.
>>33862157No
>>33862127I had to look who he was up on my phone since I haven’t watched or read Naruto and the cool frog killed me while I did so
Do men like being the big spoon?
>>33862109slightly deep but still femenine voice I don't know if I'm describing it right
Seriously, I think the world would be a better place without women.
>>33862160Haha.>>33862165Of course.
>>33862165Yes and I don't like being the little one.
>>33862165Duh
>>33862171 Is it emasculating?
>>33862165umm in theory I guess, never experienced it before :(
>>33862119Why would it? Its just younger black tea. Never take women's hippie health nonsense at face value. In the old days, it was men in striped shirts with twirling moustaches that sold snake oil. In the modern age, it's women selling essential oils on Facebook.>green tea causes weight loss!No, green tea has caffeine which lowers appetite and raises heart rate.
>>33862164The noblest of deaths.
Are belly button piercings unattractive?
>>33862175No, just uncomfortable.>>33862182Any piercing other than ears is at best a bit trashy.
>>33862182i think so, but i might be in the minority
>>33862182No, they make my penis the big penis. Especially if they're dangly and swish around when you move your hips.
>>33862182Nah, I think they can look cute. Depends on the jewelry and your outfit.
do women care if men get hard while cuddling?
Good morning, I hate women.>>33862168Me too!
>>33862182Yes. Its a whore mark. Just like a tongue piercing.
>>33862165Only when she grabs my hand and puts it on her boob and sticks out her butt to touch my cock
>>33862182I like them
>>33862179I apologize for once having a gf
>>33862052Who gives a shit? Basing your personal dress on how random assholes might feel about it is cringe.
>>33862182No, it makes men horny because they know it'll be easy to sleep with her
>>33862160Do you like the replyguy or the replies more?
>>33862189No because I'd only cuddle an intimate oartber
>>33862189Yes, in a good way.
>>33862052Yes. But I'm a bit of a prude in that regard. I don't think Bikini should be allowed in public because most Bikini's have less coverage than a bra and panties. But if you go out in a bra and panties, that's public indecency and that's a crime.
Holding priority, I cast handcuffs, blindfold, bath salts, vibrator, and penis to deal 69 damage to your hymen.
I've completely lost the plotI've been eating like shit and have stopped working out for the past 3 months. I'm pretty sure it's me fighting the loss of my gf breaking up with me unexpectedly. I need to stop this, I haven't gained more than 5 pounds but this isn't healthy and is not me
>>33862165No I want to be the little spoon>>33862109sultry and milfy
I want a woman to rape me while I sleep
When do you think age gap hysteria will go away?
>>33862202Will you take responsibility for any boners you cause?
Can’t sleep. Need to eat a woman out
>>33862212Once we wake up from the mass fever dream of constant internet connectivity.
I want a gf who prefers to be on top during sex
>>33862216We all do.
>>33862218That doesn't appear to be the case
>>33862218I don’t, actually.
>>33862213Within reason.
>>33862216>>33862218Fat
>>33862223I want a woman with a fat ass to ride me, yes
>>33862226No stamina
>>33862223It's not our fault you look so hot bouncing on it.
>>33862228i am a sleepy boy
Girl on top is the superior way to fuck and you have dogshit opinions if you disagree.
Femanons, what's the last position you were fucked in?
>>33862228Cardio makes you Gay
>>33862196Not everywhere is America
Most women are takenMost men are single.
>>33862212It won't.
I read some post somewhere about somebody bouncing on it weekly and giggling a lot in the interim. Sounded pretty nice.I’d rather be on top most of the time though. Maybe with her legs on my shoulders.
>>33862235OK fat boy
>>33862234missionary
Girls, do you think card tricks are cool? I can do some cool card tricks.
>>33859818Because they like it when you do, whether they admit it or not.
>>33862247Only children and drunks like card tricks.>t. drunk child who loves csrd tricks
>>33862228>>33862223You probably don't have the hips for bouncing on it, anyway.
Why do women have to be such awful whores?
>>33862246It's a classic for a reason.
>>33862258It amuses me.
>>33862258Because they were born to be so.
>>33862258Did your mom fuck chad?
>>33862263Before I was born, yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with my question.
>>33862256Sour grapes
I enjoy being such a character way too much.
>>33862264>Before I was born, yeahAre you Chad's seed?
>>33862264How come you didn't turn out to be chad?
>>33862247Yes actually
I enjoy hating women.
>>33862243>I read some post somewhere about somebody bouncing on it weekly and giggling a lot in the interimWomen should bounce on it at LEAST weekly!
>>33862263I'm the Chad who fucked his mom. ama
[spoiler]Ohio[/spoiler] is the only chad in these threads
>>33862273You are a dumb retard.>>33862271Same.>>33862268That's my biological father's name, yeah.>>33862269Who says I didn't?
>>33862274He's literally super morbidly obese.
>>33862271I enjoy sodomizing you.
>>33862273>I'm the Chad who fucked his mom. amaWas her pussy tight?
>>33862276>Who says I didn't?Then why aren't women all over you?
>>33862280Not at all.
>>33862278Are you the femanon who called out his hands?
>>33862279That has never happened, you zesty twat.
I learned absolutely nothing today!
>>33862281Because women don't like men.
>>33862283We all saw them.
>>33862278And still pulls women?! Absolute chad
>>33862285I learned that I hate women a little more today.
>>33862287So that's a yes? That was a funny thread.
>>33862276>You are a dumb retardYour mother said the same thing while I hammered her cervix into a thin paste.
>>33862286Actually it's because you're fat and refuse to do anything about it.
>>33862287It was just one dumb flatchested cunt that was saying that though
>>33862289I only grew to like them more.
>>33862276>That's my biological father's name, yeah.Lmao
Found out my cousin broke up with this guy she was dating because he was already married in his home country. Damn, it's hard to even imagine how shameless some guys can be.
>>33862284You're so dick drunk from having your prostate scrambled that you've lost your memory.
>>33862293That's not true.
>>33862297Chad can't keep getting away with it!
>>33862300Yes it is.
>>33862290My favorite part was when he posted his weight on the scale and femanon stopped replying
>>33862297>dating foreigners
>>33862297How come women only pick out the worst guys? Oh yeah, it's because they all want the same man.
>>33862302No, it isn't.
>>33862265>Sour grapesSo what position do you like?
being alone really sucks. women why did my ex leave me? explain yourselves
>>33862299Kill yourself. Every word you speak is filthy nonsense.
>>33862303Femanons are very timid and don't handle being confronted well, he honestly shouldn't have attacked her like that.
>>33862306BMI?
>>33862294She was hot though.
About to go to sleep alone in my piece of cheese bed in my pizza pie house
>>33862269>How come you didn't turn out to be chad?His mom is probably ugly, lol.
>>33862316She was built like a final fantasy 7 boss
>>33862312You got your anus plundered like Davey Jones' treasure and you're ashamed to admit you liked it and want more. You'll get more.
>>33862318Please stop making me hungry ;_;
>>33862323This is mental illness.
>>33862323I bet he could squeal like a pig like in that scene from deliverance.
>>33862325So sorry. I’m a rat alone in a [redacted] bed in my [redacted] house with no rat gf
>>33862314I don't know exactly. Mid-high 20s.
>>33862290Ehhh I don't like being identifiable thread to thread. But yes, all right, you got me. It really does irritate me. People tell lies on the internet all the time but if you're going to tell lies on the internet *do not post proof that it's a lie*. Just don't post anything personal so that way, people can only say that you're probably lying and then you say "Damn, you sound mad and jealous", but if you post the hands of a super morbid obese bitch that could easily be on my 600 pound life, you don't get to tell such lies. You can claim to be a very wealthy anon, and if you never post any pictures then you can just continue saying that you're a very wealthy anon, and nobody can prove it wrong. But the second you post a picture that includes your home in the background, and it's a hoarder house with mold on the walls and the ceilings and cobwebs everywhere so big you'd think it was a haunted house... You are absolutely destitute, and we know it. There is no recovery from that. There is no "you guys are just mad that I have money and you don't." "I'm just frugal" No, if you had money then why are you living like a bridge troll?
>>33862321>She was built like a final fantasy 7 bossI guess I can see it.. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/a/a8/Jenova_SYNTHESISFFVII.png/revision/latest?cb=20120322124206
>>33862337No, carry armor
>>33862330I'm forcibly injecting mental illness directly into your prostate.
>>33862303Its called aleeoy bedtime or having a life. I'm not on at all hours every day. Wanna see MY scale register 10kg? Just put on one foot.
>>33862335Why not just filter the namefags?
>>33862335NTAWait you don't genuinely believe his hands were fat, do you? I thought you were just trying to get under his skin.
>>33862331Thank you, this is much more tolerable.
>>33862340That was funny though
>>33862335Femanon, I hate saying this because you're cute. But you should probably touch grass. Ohio especially, of all anons, isn't worth such effort.
>>33862346I don't save people's photos because that's serious cringe behavior, but I know that someone had it saved because he didn't personally post it. Just post the picture again. Post the picture again and we can judge. I remember him having a wrist so thick that it was a cylinder.
I didn’t like when she called herself a retarded bitch
Girls, this is a little weird, but if your boyfriend really had this desire to produce, direct, and act in a one act play he really enjoyed, and he wanted to find a venue and pay to license the play and everything, charge admission and try to make a little bit of money, but mainly just for the love of the art, would you support him in this endeavor? And would you act in his play?
>>33862346That NIGGAS hands was FAT. FATTER that yo MAMA. FATTER than muh DICK. FATTER than Rulebreaka. FATTER than FOODIE BEAUTY. FATTER than the SHIT I took this morning. FAT
>>33862335Basically this >>33862349It's unbecoming of a Stacy.
>>33862352Not like it wasn't true
>>33862357I didn’t think it was remotely true
Women, would you date a man that’s slightly paranoid? Eg.>sees things in the corner of his vision that aren’t there >needs multiple cameras set up inside and outside the house >assumes everyone has a secret motive Etc
>>33862360She's a woman, they're all like that
>>33862335I'm genuinely curious why fat people annoy you so much? Sure, they're more annoying on average than skinny people. But I can think of probably 30 demographics more annoying than fatasses.
>>33862345Oh I do now. I just didn't know they were so rampant on this board>>33862349I know hes not. Hes not getting another reply period. We all have that one thing that irks us very hard and this is just one of those things for me. Im a part time personal trainer at a gym so, health and fitness are in fact a passion
>>33862362That one seems pretty noteworthy to me
>>33862355It's a very good thing I have no desire to be Stacy :^)
>>33862365>Im a part time personal trainer at a gym so, health and fitness are in fact a passionAh, that makes sense.
>>33862365>Hes not getting another reply periodThat's probably for the best for your mental health. Annoyingly, any sort of abuse doesn't seem to even phase him.
Is it true about picking up women at the library? When I go there all I see are teenagers and moms with kids.
>>33862371Yeah, that's who you're supposed to be picking up
>>33862371That's sexual harassment.
>mindbroke a femanon when his last post was like 7 hours agoOhio is chad
>>33862371>Oh hey girl, I was just reading the Geoff Johns Green Lantern omnibus, second volume.
>>33862363To me, fat is an adjective that makes any demographic worse. A nigger is bad. A fat nigger is a nightmare. White trash is bad. Fat white trash sucks. A slut. A fat slut. Etc. Generally theyre like drug addicts and alcoholics but their habit is legal and you need to eat to live
>>33862373I'm not doing it or planning to do it, I think the people who say it's a good idea have never been to a library.
>>33862374Those fat fingers could make a femanon coom buckets
gender, when did you realize it was over?
>>33862384MaleWhen I realized that women hate men.
women are long thin fingers a turn off?
>>33862374Chad doesn’t get assraped and spend all day every day bawwing about it.
>>33862379All the good comics are always checked out and I have to go on the waiting list. Currently waiting to read DC Finest Plastic Man collection.
>>33862388I take it you aren't okay with piracy
>>33862369He strikes me as the kind where any attention is valid attention, like a child. Good attention, bad attention doesn't matter.
>>33862384Teutonic GODS will inherit the earth as soon as we correct The Great Mistake.
>>33862380I see the logic. But I'm american, so I think I'd die of hypertension if I shared it.
>reading comic books>as an adult>in 2025God, what kind of faggot do you have to be to do this?
>>33862388Oh hey, I own that one actually. I'd let you borrow it from me if I knew you.
>>33862391Bavarians are the real chad germanics
Need a femanons egg to fertilize for each egg I eat (dozens per day).
>>33862389I am, but no one has put that collection up anywhere I could find, there are scans of the individual issues but they're pretty shitty quality. I'm just gonna wait.
>>33862401Why do people make posts like this?
>>33862395I'm just reading them for the whimsy! I swear!
>>33862403I like eggs and want 10,000 children.
>>33862403Men aren't people
>>33862387>>33862390I don't care for him but let's not make up more reasons.
>>33862408That's women you're thinking of.
>>33862384M.When I realized I’d never have kids
>>33862386I'm thinking of an old meme, but I can't find it. The guy posting his hand asking can you guess what I do for work by my hand? And he has extremely long thin fingers. The reply says, hell yeah, you fix flying saucers. I wouldn't say it's a turn off. There are a lot of women who like skinny guys.
>>33862397Is it good? The only Plastic Man I've read is the Kyle Baker series which I liked a lot.
>>33862408Wrong.>>33862411Trvth.
>>33862408>Men aren't peopleI'm a machine. A PLAP machine. All I do is make money and get bitches pregnant.
>The cutest blonde ever smiled at me today.Should I have smiled back?I was concerned that she might've been remembering something funny, and I'd seem like a werido.
>>33862394there's a type of resignation in it have you ever watched the show's secret eaters it really does highlight that a lot of fat people really do believe what they say about not eating that much because they really don't think they do they don't count snacks they don't include beverages they really do think that they barely ate all day and that it's not that bad and they really don't know why they're fat or that if you go to the gym that day you can eat whatever you want for the next hour or rest of the day. You can't fix a lot of it either, they have to want to get better, which most of them don't because they don't think it's that big a problem, or food is the thing that makes them happy, they can't give it up. A lot of people are extremely uncomfortable with being uncomfortable. They'd like to lose weight, but in the way where you just snap your finger and all of a sudden you're down 50 pounds. Not work hard for six months and lose 50 pounds. The only hope is Ozempic, which still doesn't work for some because their desire to eat is not physical, it's mental, so they will physically harm themselves by eating way more than they should physically be able to while on GLP1 medications.
>>33862421No. She wasn't interested
>>33862417I haven't really dug into it yet, it's one I picked up blind. I like those DC Finest volumes. They're the right size and price where I'd feel comfortable buying one without really knowing what's in it. I've got a few good ones, I got the Teen Titans one with the Judas Contract, I got Mike Grell's Green Arrow, the original Suicide Squad. Some really great volumes.
>>33862421Y E S. For the love of God, yes, you smile back. You drop a line and if it's not picked up then you just try and pretend it never happened.
>>33862415lol yeah my fingers are not THAT long and thin. but good to know it's not a turn off
Women hate men so why shouldn't I hate them back?
>>33862421Let me guess, you also think when a Woman is being nice it means she’s into you?
>>33862433I've asked this question myself many times. I've never gotten a good answer.
>>33862433>Women hate menThat's not true. I hate you for spamming nonsense all over this thread though.
Do you think Pierce the Veil is one of the most influential Mexican bands of all time?
>>33862439Nah, he's right.
>>33862425Lady, what did we just say? >>33862349
>>33862439>spamming nonsenseIt's not spam and it isn't nonsense. It's just the trvth.
>>33862435I'm glad I don't have this problem, women are never nice to me.
GodDAMN I'm ready to muck up some guts and ruin someone. HORNY HORNY HORNY PLAP PLAP PALP PLAP GET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANT
Girls, how often do you wear crop tops?
>>33862442I'm that anon, and I kind of get her explanation, even though I think she's going overboard with it.
>>33862435Don't do this shit, it only puts them off approaching people who actually are into them.
I’m going to sleep anons, hope we all have wet dreams!
Women are you Trve Kvlt?
>>33862451You mean no one? NTAWomen aren't into men.
>>33862427>>33862435I get it, anons. It just felt nice.
>>33862432Unless you're actually unnerving you're fine
>>33862456Anon if they don't want to at least talk to you they won't catch your attention like that.
>>33862452Do women have those?
>>33862450She looks and sounds like a former fatty herself. Probably why she is so obsessed.
Women, you deserve to be hated because of the content of your character. You should know that.
Are they gone
What books are we currently reading? I've got Confessions of a Mask by Yukio Mishima. It could have been titled Growing up Gay and Weird in Imperial Japan.
I love women
>>33862467We are eternal.
>>33862467Hopefully.
>>33862468I recently read A scanner darkly after that I read vampire hunter D tale of a dead town and I'm about to start reading parasite eve
>>33862469I hate them quite a lot.
*aggressively eats your pussy*
>>33862460You're going to get my boy, anon, in trouble!
>>33862473>A scanner darklyNice.
>>33862469Simp
>>33862475But they are pretty and they smell nice and they try to listen to our problems
I eat pussy with chopsticks.
>>33862481At least two of those things are true about some of them. Not that any of it's for our benefit.
>>33859922Is that Anduril?
>>33862462I almost think it's rulebreaker posting incognito
>>33862477Silence, demoralizer.
>>33862479fag
>>33862462It's kind of weird that if you don't like fat people, it's automatically assumed that you were once fat. What if a fat person sat on her dog when she was a kid?
>>33862489That's some projector you have there anon. What is it, 4k144, 3-chip DLP?
>>33862440Maybe the most influential screamo band (next to bring me the horizon) but for most influential mexican band it has to be a corrido band
>>33862488You're leading him astray with false promises, just like Sauron!
>>33862490That goes beyond "don't like", posting giant walls of text about how much she hates them seems performative.
>>33862488Did they just quietly cancel that show?
>>33862489>fagCBT is straight if done with a woman.
>>33862495I'd think nutritionists talk the same unless they were one of those eat ice cream every time you crave ice cream type of nutritionists
>>33862481One of these is not like the others
State gender.Have you ever pressed (X) to Jason?
What's the hardest you remember laughing and what was the reason? For me it was at a performance of Twelfth Night.
>>33862481Not always... This lolcow is known to smell so bad it waters eyes
I hate foids, but can you guess what else I hate?
>>33862493>no girl could possibly be attracted to a man>especially not if she's attractive herself>better not even tryWho's the one telling malicious lies here?>>33862497No, they're filming a third season right now. It's shit though, don't watch it.
>>33862490>It's kind of weird that if you don't like fat peopleNo one likes you you fat lump of bovine shit. Eat a salad. Eat nothing. Your parents hate you. Your coworkers hate you. Children cry when they see you. Elderly gypsy women curse people to look like you. You contain five lifetime supplies of transfats. You will bawl your eyes out claiming your fat ass will starve when ebt ends while hauling around 4 months worth of ass. Fuck you and your greasy fat face.
>>33862505M, in college drunkenly watching Airplane with my roommates.
>>33862512Jesus Christ you’re unhinged. That dude was on your side.
>>33862512>4 months worth of assThat's a lot of poon
>>33862512Friendly fire, retard.
>>33862395it's strange, because conceptually the comic is not inherently "for children", but the american industry decided to be
>>33862512If this isn't a copy pasta, I'm keeping it as one. What was the original goal here anyway? I don't think you actually read the post.
>>33862524>a print medium largely made up of pictures with captions>not for children
>>33862468Nothing right now but I want to read Gad Saads new book
>>33862528>illustration is inherently childishimagine being this retarded, I doubt you even read actual books either
>>33862512Lmao, based femanon
>>33862534I didn't say that. An illustration here or there is fine. What you're talking about is a medium that is almost exclusively illustrations. Like picture books. Which are for children.
>>33862512Now I REALLY think you’re mentally ill, goddamn.
>>33862536>its for children>why?>because its for children
>>33862536NTA but that's like saying film is inherently childish because it's a primarily visual medium.
>>33862526I am DRUNK and reading is for FAGGOTS I will RAPE every eye socket I seeFUCK YOU YOU FAT BITCH
>>33862528>>33862536What is this imbecilic shit? Yeah sure go show hentai to kids, after all it must be for kids because it’s all pictures!Doesn’t even matter if it IS for kids, part of becoming an adult is realizing you can be into whatever the fuck you want to be.
>>33862535That was not me. ITS VERY FUNNY THO But fatties don't respond well to this. Never. This has never really made anyone lose weight. Whenever I've actually had someone willing to lose weight that actually did it, not even mentioning if they kept it off, it's because they had their own personal epiphany that their life sucked because they were fat and they wanted to change it. It is not a single person that said something or did something that made them decide it was time to change. They reach that decision, that's why I compare it a lot to alcohol and drugs. You can't just make somebody sober. (I mean yeah you can lock them in a rehab facility, but if they don't want to be sober the second you let them out, they'll go hog wild again) They have to want to change and be sober and stop using whatever it is they use as a coping mechanism for all of their emotions. The name calling is really funny, don't get me wrong. But in the same way that you'll read EMTs absolutely losing their minds about how much they they hate fat people, but they know that it won't change them.
Recommend books for me please /lit/
>>33862541Film or a play can explore deep topics and offer interesting perspectives. Comic books don't do that.>>33862546Hentai is for manchildren. Same thing basically.
>>33862548The Dresden Files.
>>33862550>Comic books don't do thatPsychotic take.
>>33862548hhary poter
>>33862550>Film or a play can explore deep topics and offer interesting perspectives. Comic books don't do that.I know you are a knuckle dragging ape, but see>>33862524
>>33862552>>33862555Sorry to burst your bubble, but your capeshit isn't deep or interesting.
>>33862542At 3am New York? 7am London? 4pm Tokyo?
>>33862547I started out on your side because I hate namefags, but you seriously need to get a grip. This is nativeanon-level incoherent ranting.
>>33862508Yourself?
>>33862556this isn't even good bait, kill yourself
>>33862508When your boyfriend doesnt feel like pounding your bussy?
>>33862557Don't tell me what to do.
>>33862561It isn't bait just because you don't like to hear it.
>>33862551> The books are written as a first-person narrative from the perspective of private investigator and wizard Harry DresdenBased>>33862554The detective novel with wizards sounds more up my alley
>>33862558All this because I brought Ohioanon up kek
>>33862567you are an illiterate retard, clearly, which makes your assertions about this topic twice as funny
>>33862556Again, who cares, adults can like whatever they want.
>>33862558I would have been happy to drop it but yeah I kind of have to effort post for a minute just at least so it doesn't look like I'm the guy psychotic enough for emotional mostly swearing hyper aggressive post.
>>33862572This is hilarious coming from someone who thinks capeshit is deep.>>33862575They can like what they like, but that doesn't mean it's not for children.
>>33862578>This is hilarious coming from someone who thinks capeshit is deep.Why write all this when you can just type>Yes, I am an illiterate half-ape
>>33862568Disclaimer: if you get past the second book it kinda stops being about a wizard detective.
What about nonfiction book recommendations (i have adhd)
>>33862580It gets funnier every time.
Need sperg gf...
>>33862585They always say that until they get one and then realize that it's a monkeys paw
>>33862582I checked this out after *hio suggested it and it’s a decent read so far
>>33862589>Yuval Noah Harari>blurb by Bill GatesDisgusting.
>>33862588Nuh uh, we could have a sperg duet. She would literally be built for me.
>>33862582Is that an ADHD thing that you can't read fiction?
>>33862589Looks cool but what’s the catch? I don’t like anything Bill gates likes especially after he killed my windows
>>33862593Only a desperate retard could read the thread for the last like hour and decide that that's what he wants all the time.
>>33862547>ITS VERY FUNNY THOThanks babe.
>>33862582
>>33862589This >>33862592Sounds like thoroughly midwit material
>>33862595I mean, it was pretty widely liked when it came out. It’s thought-provoking if nothing else
>>33862596But I'm not desperate.
>Whatever you do, you should do it right; even if what you’re doing is wrong.Gender. Thoughts?
delicious foid goo
>>33862598
>>33862582"Surely you're joking, Mr Feynman"
>>33862563Kek
>>33862594Yeah. I don’t like watching it either>>33862598Flay yourself freak
>>33862606"Do wrong right" is a trope for a reason.
>>33862605I'm just saying, if you get what it is you think you want so badly you're very likely to change your mind.
>>33862616I doubt it.
>>33862608lol, wp
Women, how much does it hurt to get hit in the boob?
>>33862510>Who's the one telling malicious lies here?He's not Chad, a cute blonde should be with chad. He'd probably get himself heartbroken anyway
>>33862625This is just self defeating.
>>33862624Very. My tits are sensitive even if they're tiny.
>>33862510>>33862625>attracted to a man>He's not Chadwhat if anon is a lesbian? there's no mention of sex.
>>338626254channers probably don't make the best bfs.
>>33862630Early morning? Is it a full hair routine day?
The Nazis were a gaggle of faggots if you want to do genocide you do it like the Croats did it and just slit necks.
>>33862613>Yeah. I don’t like watching it eitherThis guy is trapped in reality! Pity his poor soul!
Just noticed how glass and other see through dildos are fucking hot.
>>33862421Nobody will be disgusted by just a random little smile.
>>33859019My boss invited me to her bday party in a few weeks at her place. What time should I arrive and should I bring anything? If it matters I literally havent had friends and a social life in 15 years so I don't know how these things work.
>>33862644This may seem true from a foid's perspective, that's not true from a male perspective.
>>33862630>tinywoah perfection
>>33862636>he thinks the holocaust was real
>>33862647Except I am a man.
I don't smile because my smile is ugly
>>33862651It should have been.
>>33862651
>>33862636>>33862651Fuck off, poltard
>>33862659I don't ever go to /pol/ I just don't believe in the holocaust, that's it
women, should I smile more?
Women don't smile at me.
>>33862660Nobody fucking cares, poltard.
>>33862448Sometimes, I usually go for strapless seamless crop tubes
>>33862665built 4 bwc
>>33862665alright alright I'll stop
>>33862659The (you)s will not silence me
>>33862663If you want to
Women, do you think that you should be hated more?
>>33862666>those trips
>>33862676I hate that I had to really look hard for a demon girl in anything strapless.
am I a fakecel if I have touched a boob?
>making a pale white girl suddenly fall in love with a short saarWow, you can really tell Asimov is a Jew just by his writing style.
>>33862676Hehe~
>>33862676That woman is evil.
>>33862675I'm not sure about hate but held accountable yes. The problem is, what men are there to actually hold them accountable? All I see are glass houses.
>>33862680This is true but what's it got to do with /atoga/?
>>33862682>>33862683ART
>>33862695What's most of the posts here got to do with anything?
>>33862675The deliberate push to globalize every household appliance with smart systems that connects to your home internet and logs your IP address
If someone always looks lost and lonely and never mentions their family at home, what does that indicate? Shame? Turmoil? Entrapment?
>>33862680I thought this post was about Asmongold
>>33862687Men aren't allowed to hold women accountable in the 21st century.
>>33862636Do it like the Apaches did and take their scalps, the whiter the scalp the higher price it sells for the bigger the bounty on your head
>>33862702Touché.
>>33862706This is such a layered question where does someone trying to answer it even begin?
>>33862702NTADefeatism is not good.
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>>33862708That's also because they can't throw any stones. You don't like whores, but you fuck whores. You think women should be virgins, but are you a virgin? Women are just dusting drunks. Are you a drunk?
>>33862706Do better with your question next time you try to ask this.
>>33862721Where are you from?
>>33862721Most men aren't like what you're describing. Women are by far worse whores than men, on average.
>>33862743Men can't be whores, that's why they're mad at them
>>33862751>Men can't be whoresOh you are mentally ill..
>>33862755Then go out and be one? Or are you that unfuckable?
Goodnight /atoga/.I hope all foids have a bad day tomorrow.
>>33862780Ewwww an am3rican
>>33862786Euroids calling Americans gross is hilarious. Your entire continent is a joke, and not a good one.
>>33862635I woke up to early then went back to bed, but yeh. >>33862650I don't think so.
>>33862786Freedom remains free in your head all of your life
>>33862780Good night.
>>33862288He didn't pull. I asked.
>>33862361I don't want him watching me that much. Trust is built.
>>33862780I hope all the moids get Ed and cry themselves into suicide
