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Is it possible for someone to become Jewish? I want to join organized religion to heal my soul and become a kinder, more stable human being.
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no, sorry, there's no more room in hell
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>>33860663
Why aren't the dead walking the Earth?
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>>33860641
>I want to join organized religion to heal my soul and become a kinder, more stable human being.
Jews want to slave the goyim. They say the goyim has no soul, and that Jesus is boiling in hell in a hot pot of excrement. They also suck the penis of infants. Epstein was a Jew by the way. How can this heal your soul?
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>>33860666
it's sunday
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>>33860641
>become Jewish
>to heal my soul and become a kinder, more stable human being.
Oh boy, are you barking up the wrong tree!
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>>33860666
They are. You know them as jeets.
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>>33860641
>become a kinder, more stable human being
Judaism is a poor choice.
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>>33860641
Yes. You can do it formally, by taking lessons from a rabbi, or just informally, by choosing to identify as Jewish and following the basics of the religion.
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>>33860678
>Jesus is boiling in hell in a hot pot of excrement
this is obviously not literal and tracks with him being in charge of forgiving his followers sins -- wouldn't you rather pay tzdakah and have your sins transferred to a chicken than poor rabbi Yeshua who will have to burn even more on your account? midwits hear one ookie thing and stop thinking

yeah, nah i'm not going to make good on my faults in this life Jesus suffers for my sins
-many Christians

OP i can't call myself a jew but i am much more jewish after many lectures from rabbi baron reuven and others on youtube, i really like his stump the rabbi series
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>>33860694
There are no peaceful or morally righteous Christians anymore, all them want violence and death and have raped every principle that Jesus taught. They don't want to forgive they want to purity spiral any opposition into submission like arabs do when preaching the Quran. I'm not even a jew and it's obvious that the jews all fuck off and do their own thing away from it all and I don't blame them because you gotta see rabid blind zealots just lie 24/7 like a multi-million TV pastor.


>>33860666
Holy digits, critical retort.
>>33860678
Jesus was a Jew by the way. Always remember that as you Foam at the mouth.
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>>33863848
Jesus was a Jew who went against all their backwards ass beliefs
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Why would you want to be a jew? You could convert to islam and force a 9 year old to marry you



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