older women superiority editionprevious>>33868184
i feel like everything i see is designed to make young men not fuck young women of the same race.
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
Third for fat "people" are fucking revolting.
>>33870196>>33870182>>33870122now I can make fun of the namefag for her retarded crush again
GenderWhat's up atoga, how are you doing tonight
>>33870236M, I'm good thanks, just chilling (but should prolly go bed soon cause got shit to do in the morning), hbu?
>>33870236I'm doing alright, how've you been?
>>33870233Cowgirl is still the best position
Big Booty Latinas owe me sex
>>33870244God damn
>>33870233This! The only people who are pushing it are trying to rage bait or they know that they themselves are fucking obese looking like the caterpillar from a bug's life.
Buenas nietzsches
>>33870223the main driving force of that agenda, whether intentionally or unintentionally, are young white women themselves.
>>33870236M, I'm decent. I talked about what has me down last thread and it's basically passed.Now I'm diving into Vampire Survivors again. If I can stop being distracted, maybe I'll get somewhere.
>>338702335 here >>33869459 is such a babe
>>33870244Now show her after her 25th birthday.
>>33870249>the main driving force of that agenda, whether intentionally or unintentionally, are young white women themselves.White women are BWC enthusiasts irl. Cuck memes are just memes.
>>33870237>>33870238Can't complain, but I'm also a bit drunk on a Tuesday night lmao
I hate women.
>>33870257Agreed. There's only one white woman I know that did marry a black man and that's because she was sexually abused all throughout her childhood by a blonde-haired blue-eyed white man. So I don't really blame her for wanting the exact opposite.
>>33870214Based OP picIt's been a whole year and I still don't think I've met a sexier woman than a colleague in her 50s I had at a job then>>33870249lol watching this clip while I have this track playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Zj00MbeeM (I'm sure they're actually dancing to ABBA or something though)>>33870250>Vampire Survivorsbased, that game is too addictive...>>33870260nice one, what are you drinking?I was drinking earlier this evening while carving pumpkins kek but sobered up now
I wonder how the anon that was head-over-heels obsessed with that random femanon and thought being called crazy was a good thing is doing? (Not being sarcastic or mean)
>>33870257in theory maybe. 99% are lesbians though that are born to eat pussy, but forced to suck dick.
>>33870265They just did a big free update for VS. A bunch of new things added to the Castlevania DLC, a free Balatro crossover, a bunch more free stuff for the base game like online multiplayer.It's basically my relaxation game. More relaxing than Animal Crossing I find.
Women, would you rather be the vampire, or he be the vampire?
>>33870252Nobody likes the ones that look like me dang
>>33870236MI'm good, but I should be sleeping, I have class early in the morning and a shit ton of work to catch up on.
>>33870274If I'm a vampire, can I still get pregnant?
>>33870273>just did a big free update for VSOh sick, I haven't played it in a few monthsWonder if there are more achievements then...>more free stuff for the base game like online multiplayerNice, I was wanting to play it online with a friend then so maybe I'll let em know
>>33870249This looks indistinguishable looking from any co-ed club or party I've ever been to
>>33870266I’m doing alright. A little embarrassed and still crushing somewhat.
>>33870275Pretty much no women answered the male body type. They were just wanting to post the ideal face.
>>33870275Each number was chosen, it looks like, wym?
>>33870271I think most are bi
>>33870234He looks like an injun woman
>>33870257In real life the majority of people of every race date mostly within their race. Anyone trying to get you riled up about some great race mixing agenda is an insecure idiot.
>>33870279>Wonder if there are more achievements then...YES! I had a lot trigger as soon as I started it up, stuff I already did in the beta release. I'm trying to unlock the new Castlevania stuff but, busy...
>>33870244Good morning saar
>>33870278Yes, 50/50 children inherit your "curse"
Women, would (You) date the librarian in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P42h3sRU7qgHe looks a bit like the tall, dark, and handsome types you were posting in the last thread.
>>33870234He's so gorgeous, stap making me moist.
>>33870293>I had a lot trigger as soon as I started it up, stuff I already did in the beta releaseNice, if I want some dopamine I'll try that bro
Mainly for men,I am going away soon with my boyfriend for two nights. Is it cheesy to surprise him by wearing some nice lingerie one night? How do I go about it? Wear it under normal comfy clothes after my shower as a surprise? Help?? I just feel awkward/embarrassed about it. I have a lot of things he would like to see me in, I just feel embarrassed wearing anything super sexy
>Become completely obsessed with a friend>Realise it's because she (jokingly) calls me King and is mildly supportive>Literally does it to every guy she knowsProbably a lot to unpack here about my childhood and need for validation. Into the vault it goes.
>>33870287Yeah on second look this is true
>>33870278no, that doesn't work
I'mma go to bed, have a great night/day girlies. mwah
if my male bestfriend has admitted feelings for me is there no going back? he lives with me and on a break with his wife and things have escalated. how bad is it if i'm starting to find him attractive now that I see him more? yet I am still feigning cautious feelings and get anxious sometimes now because of his confession.what are feelings anyway? emotional, purely physical, mental etc.. how to navigate this, and also figure if he's slowly vetting to see if i'm an option for future children since we've discussed ideals a few times and how to raise hypothetical kids(not necessarily together)in our own minds. is that a red flag for that? my plan is just to go slow and see if he makes any moves or not again... idk what to do or what to think>>33870236fatigued and confused, curious evenhow bout you>>33870214>op picngl my ex is fine asf for being like 7ish years younger, too bad it was a dumpster fire relationship
Either genderDo you like Animal Crossing? Have a favorite one, any fond memories of playing it?
>>33870306>my boyfriendstopped reading. I'm not give you advice on how to get fucked by another man that's not me.
>>33870306>cheesy to surprise him by wearing some nice lingerie one night>Wear it under normal comfy clothes after my shower as a surprisethat sounds fun and really hot, I say go for it
>>33870301>>33870309If I can have a healthy, happy human baby, then I'd want to be the vampire. I wouldn't want to go babyless or force undeath on my future baby.
>>33870306>Wear it under normal comfy clothes after my shower as a surprise?You could do that. You could also hide it in the bathroom, then when things get heated up, you go to go "pee real quick", change, and blow his mind.
>>33870214I haven't jacked off in 4 days. Should I keep the streak going? Idk how healthy this is and how long I can last. I'm not even trying to do no gap or anything but Idk why I suddenly don't wanna fap as of recent. Is jacking off bad? t. 24, virgin. (Someone help me out please)
>>33870306Not wearing it under anything is normal. Walk out of the shower in it, don't mention anything about it, and just strut around or sit next to him, maybe give him some demon eyes and smile, and let him go to town on you. Could also do stuff like lie on the couch with him and put your legs on him.If you want to be very forward, just sit on his lap or bend over with your ass backwards towards him
>>33870311>if my male bestfriend has admitted feelings for mesorry for your loss
>>33870310Niiiii
>>33870302I'd date the first girl
>>33870313F. I like watching my partners play it, at least. I was offered a house to decorate, and they said they'd do my chores when I wasn't over, but I wouldn't want to burden them that way.
>>33870319I am pretty sure vampires are sterile but I don't remember from where that came from
>>33870321
>>33870322I know this seems the most normal but I'm scared of this idea because I have an irrational fear he will be like wtf are you doing and laugh at me
>>33870324It's probably tough for stacked girls to have male friends
>>33870321No. Jerk off to me.
>>33870336Post pics
>>33870331If all vampires were sterile the dhampir would never have come to be
>>33870313MHarvest Moon is superior.
>>33870311Talk to him about it. Express your feelings to him, and ask him if he wants to leave his wife for you if you're really serious and he's serious about leaving her
>>33870320I like this idea, thank you >>33870314Oh no. Without your help I will never have sex again! >>33870315Thank you for the encouragement!
>>33870338She's attracted to kids btw
>>33870339>dhampirI don't know who that is but google says its a half vampire
>>33870344Whom?
>>33870336JH?>>33870343>Thank you for the encouragement!nwseriously tho no straight man is gonna be disappointed at you stepping out in lingerie lol>>338703214 days is a long time?anywas up to you but if you need the post nut clarity then do it
>>33870306You're gonna get wrecked, femanon. That's how and flattering, not cheesy.
>>33870334No straight male would laugh AT a woman in lingerie. Maybe a chuckle and smile could be given as a "Holy shit I'm in heaven".
>>33870340I got so excited I thought this was a conversation about Neil Young
>>33870338
>>33870306NAG, How you present it is up to you, depending on what closing you have you can totally wear lingerie under your clothes. That sometimes is a fantastic tease if you know that you've got errands to run and you'll be meeting up with him later, you send him a picture of you slipping part of your sleeve off and he can see the strap of what is clearly lingerie and text "you get to take this off at the end of the day". Something like that. Or you can wear it under cozy pajamas or you can just put it on after a shower and you're all dried off, your hair is done, whatever else you feel like doing and then call him downstairs or into the bathroom or sneak into the bedroom and then call for him, whatever it is that you'd like to do. But if you know he'd like it don't worry about it, besides plenty of men really like when you put on a shy bashful show while wearing something very erotic.
>>33870347That poster, JH.
is it true that women don't like it when men moan?I've seen a lot of women say they get icked out when they hear their bf making noises during sex.I've always lightly groaned or grunted sometimes, should I suppress it next time?
>>33870357Yeah, my ex told me to be quiet
>>33870311NOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO Absolutely not. So you're telling me that he's on a break from his wife so he went to live with another woman and he's telling you that he's actually totally kind of like maybe in love with you? I'm sure he just wants a place to sleep, he's just securing the next retard that'll take care of him and he's hoping it'll be YOU.
>>33870357As a woman, who has talked to all my girl friends about this, I have literally never heard of someone disliking their bf making noises in bed. It is always the opposite
>>33870328Just not your kind of game? I mostly liked the bug and fish collecting, and the retro games in the Gamecube version, my home was always a wreck because I have NO design sense.>>33870357It varies, of course. Some women get obscenely turned on by it.
>>33870306just own it
what would the picrel striped square opinion be on /atoga/?
>>33870343No problem. I think he'll be very pleased and you'll have a great time.
>>33870346It's not a person, it's what you said. Origin varies from place to place and piece of media to piece of media, but they're often the child of a human and vampire together. Usually with some supernatural power but still able to exist in daylight
>>33870319Ok fine, how about this. If he gets you to cum 3 times within an hour, he gets an hour window to cum as much as he wants in you, and any children from that cum is uncursed
>>33870364I just can't use a controller in a way that feels good. Maybe I'm retarded, but I can't translate what I want to happen from my head through the controller into the game in a timely manner. Control sticks suck, and so do game menus.
>>33870357I'd prefer men to be quiet. Not categorically, but most men's moans sound very goofy and take me out of it.
>>33870356Is she hot?
>>33870266>>33870282 (me)If you don’t mind me continuing to blog, it was a wake up call that made me realize that I’m probably having a manic episode.This is a familiar pattern for me in my social life, being too mentally ill for people to tolerate. Most of my platonic and romantic relationships have ended because of it. I’ve been pretty socially isolated for the last few years and must have forgotten what I’m like.
>>33870367Most lonely and depressed men deserve to stay that way.
>>33870360Yeah, but his face is symmetrical?
>>33870370... you only make her cum 3 times in an hour?
>>33870369I see I think it was in preacher or hellblazer that I saw that vampiers are barren but I can't remember
>>33870367men are not into women
>>33870370I usually don't like cum-related fantasies, but that sounds good with zero downsides. And if my future kid wants to be immortal with me forever, he can always personally consent to getting cursed as an adult.
>>33870374She doesn't post pics, but from her description I'd say no.
>>33870371I think that's just a skill you develop, and it sounds like you don't play games pretty much ever.
>>33870374YesShe sounds kind of goofy though - but I like it.
>>33870356I don't think that is JH
>>33870375>I’m probably having a manic episodeyou good bro?? you got any mood stabilisers and antipsychotics at hand, or anyone you can call?at least you have the awareness and seem pretty calm rn
>>33870387Bitch I beat Pokemon Blue in eight hours. Also I unlocked like everything in Vampire Survivors. And I beat a boss in Slay the Spire. I play games.
Women with OFs (or similar content), are you able to have friendships with men?
>>33870378I'm just going to really hope that this is a troll. I know that there are plenty of women out there who are stupid enough to >okay, but he's handsome so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he actually wants something real with me and he's actually gonna leave his wife for me and then he won't just leave me for a newer model or turn out to be an absolute piece of shit and suddenly I'll understand why his wife got rid of him to begin with
>>33870374she's def cute at least from what I gather anyway>>33870336describe yourself and I can in a bit
Where do I meet clingy gf?
>>33870357Why is that even a question?IMO men are at their hottest when they're in control and seeing them unravel so to speak, by getting lost in pleasure takes away from what I find attractive in guys.I'M supposed to be the one that loses herself in ecstasy from whatever he is doing, and he gets the satisfaction from a job well done.
>>33870331All incels think they’re vampire chad from Twilight but really they’re him
>>33870391Eight hours, nice. You completed the dex, right?>Also I unlocked like everything in Vampire SurvivorsNot with the new update today. You'd better hop to it.
Help with this.>>33870300
>>33870324i haven't felt this feel in a long time too since I've been fairly introvert these last years. it truly is :[>>33870335what does stacked mean?>>33870342idk where my feelings are, he's tried flirting with me which I forgot about like 15ish years ago back in highschool, but I barely remember that time. I have a feeling he isn't ready to have that conversation and when I did try to bring it up he said he needed to thibk about it more but said he isn't moving back in with her. I still feel nervous when he tries to kiss me even, so I feel uncomfortable getting vulnerable for kissing as it seems like another level to me of intimacy. I tense up. >>33870360he didn't say *in love* but has said "I love you" once by surprise while spooning me in bed out of the blue. there's. difference between saying "I love you" and "I'm in love with you" right? and ge gas said i love you on other occasions now too. I'm aware of the hobosexual aspect as that's how it happened with him and his wife before too. he's at least paying rent/fixing up the house a bit.
Let me guess, women like sex, but not with me, right?I hate my stupid Chud life.
>>33870402Desuarchive
>>33870403>what does stacked mean?Having large breasts.
>>33870392Sure, but they also don't know.
>>33870391What an embarrassing moment to brag about
>>33870403>there's. difference between saying "I love you" and "I'm in love with you" right?No.
>>33870357I did once date a guy who talked a lot during sex. At first I loved it but it was too much sometimes because I felt like I had to acknowledge him when he was talking so it took me out of the moment a bit just because I would overthink what I was saying But I would 100% take that over silence
>>33870403Evict him immediately. Immediately. You think you're special that he actually likes you? I'm sure he did pay a little bit of money at first for her too.
>>33870404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98
>>33870411What shit did he say?
>>33870407>Sure, but they also don't know.Oh, I guess I wasn't thinking of faceless creators. Have they ever mentioned OF around you?
Watching this turned me into an adult.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgchqgTqvI&pp=ygUSQWJhbmRvbmVkIGhvbWVsZXNz
>>33870371That's why games are meant to be played on the computer with mouse and keyboard.
>>33870354I will embarrass my embarrassed and shy feelings about it and hopefully he will take it bashful. Thank you!>>33870350>>33870349Thank you, it is an irrational fear I know (I hope)>>33870348I hope not!
>>33870400No, I actually beat it mostly with only one Pokemon. A Clefable. And honestly I haven't touched VS in a long time so it's probably way outdated to say I beat it.>>33870409Suck my ass.
>>33870391So adorable! Did you beat the Great Deku Tree while only dying only once too? Or get the Kokiri Sword without a guide?
Where can I meet a really skinny sort-of goth adjacent girl who is about 5'4, can deepthroat, and is named Sarah?Is there a place I can go to maximize the chances of finding one?
>>33870411>I felt like I had to acknowledge him when he was talking so it took me out of the momentFucking LOL I dated an autistic girl like this what are the coincidences
>>33870390I’m pretty calm most of the time, I just got myself worked up at a sliver of attention from a woman. I don’t take any medication; I might be crazy but function well enough without it.I really hate being an insane person so much. I’m constantly getting in my own way.
>>33870321Why do you care this much about masturbation? Medical textbooks don't mention a masturbation frequency as normal.Why would such a trivial thing be important?
>>33870416Just normal dirty talk but it was nonstop sometimes. To be fair, I did tell him early on that I loved how vocal he was so I kinda asked for it. And I did love it most of the time!
>>33870419I can do touch screen games just fine, too. Slots on my phone is nice.>>33870422>adorable Not sure what you're talking about with the rest of the post, but I can tell you're being patronizing.
>>33870357Honestly, I'm with the other femanons. I don't like it when men are vocal in bed, especially if there's music on. Not to mention that hearing a guy moan sounds pretty unnatural. It's like walking into the living room and instead of watching football or playing video games or something, he was watching Hello Kitty.Weird.
>>33870421>No, I actually beat it mostly with only one Pokemon. A ClefableMy first time playing Yellow, I benched my Blastoise, Charizard, and Venusaur to go all-in on beating it with Butterfree, so I get it.
>>33870367Support for Israel and Ukraine
>>33870424The chances are probably pretty high?
>>33870417I don't really think it's come up much. I'm sure it's been mentioned but not like a serious discussion about it or anything. I don't do OF though. I'm pretty normal looking and not e-girly enough to get a following on there worth anything.
>>33870418bro made a good point, I generally preferred sleeping rough when I was homeless to the sheltershope bro is doing ok now
>>33870429I was asking if you've accomplished other completely trivial entry-level tasks as a way of talking shit
>>33870429You would have beaten Slay the Spire by now if you had played it on the computer... because you could have alt-tabbed to the wiki every time you saw something interesting.
>>33870406does not apply to me :^T but ty for the knowledge >>33870410are you sure about that because I feel like saying "I'm in love" carries greater emotions/weight than without the *in* part>>33870412he was still paying rent for her place too. i don't think i'm special i just think he's depressed and or lost in life and confused? he told me he had feelings for me over a year or more ago I don't really remember, but since I took him in it just escalated. and fwiw, she(the wife) had the first idea to open the relationship, and I did tell her about his flirting but not further than that.
Women, does heavy breathing count as "noise" in the bedroom?
Tats on my neck on my arm
>>33870443Yeah, but I want more.
>>33870443No
>>33870426>I just got myself worked up at a sliver of attention from a womanthat's understandable lol, especially if you're socially isolated and such just try to keep it in check and monitor your moods>I don’t take any medicationbut you think you're having a manic episode? you've never been hospitalised or anything?take it easy dude, you got us at least>really hate being an insane person so much. I’m constantly getting in my own wayreal
It's kinda weird how irl women will express discomfort at the idea of ugly men approaching them and talking to them and will actively avoid situations like that.But online they will relentlessly advocate for those same guys to not give up and keep trying.What gives?
>>33870403>there's a difference between saying "I love you" and "I'm in love with you" right?There is.
Damn, message received. I'll keep quiet in bed I guess.Can we at least have music or the tv on for background noise?
>>33870435Nah she was insane like she would take her clothes and crawl around on the floor naked and then start monologuing about how she hates her job and she suspects her brother is gay, it was even worse during head cause she would stop randomly to tell me something completely irrelevant and I just had to pretend to listen or risk not getting my dick sucked I swear the girl had no friends
Whenever I watch a sport, I ruin my sleep staying up and the team I want to win loses.Men do this every week for multiple sports. I conclude they enjoy punishment and that this is the ideal relationship for them
>>33870451What is it?
>>33870433Now THAT seems difficult. Can Butterfree even learn good moves?>>33870439I'll kill you.>>33870440Isn't looking shit up cheating? It's like taking an open note test, it doesn't test anything but your ability to read what other people learned.
>>33870441To family, it's very different. I think in the context of cuddling in bed, there is absolutely no difference. I'm 120,000,000% on that one.
Ik femanons are subfags but do dominant women like their man to be noisy in bed?
>>33870450Just be the shoulder to cry on and do your job incel
>>33870456I think I relied entirely on Sleep Powder, Toxic, Psybeam, Psychic. Is Clefable such a beast?
>>33870454good to know the sleeping pills worked
>>33870454I don't watch sports at all but I do enjoy punishmentCurrently up at 3am despite having things to do this morning
>>33870441Oh, so you're just a home wrecking slut? Then do whatever. He totally loves you.
>>33870452This shit is even worse, I can barely cum without Sabrina Carpenter or Doja Cat softly playing in the background
>>33870458absolutely not. It's MY pleasure that comes first.
>>33870450Uhhh because we can't see you online so we have no idea how ugly you actually are? Maybe there is a chance for you and someone will find you attractive or maybe you're horrifically ugly and there's no chance at all. I can't see you so I don't know.
I feel like the sexhavers are outnumbering us virgins ITT rn... https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2RvxKZ0
>>33870455One is an intentional declaration that you mean it and the other is enjoying the concept of being with you. It used to be a novella trope that the bad men would say the latter instead of the former to absolve them of guilt when they use a woman intentionally.
>>33870449>but you think you're having a manic episode? you've never been hospitalised or anything?I was diagnosed with bipolar as a teenager. The circumstances were weird; the doctor was a friend of my dad’s girlfriend, my dad spoke over me and I walked out of his office with a bunch of antipsychotic samples in cardboard boxes.I’ve been in denial about my diagnosis for a long time, and I was pretty mortified to come to grips with it last night. Very long night.And I guess I didn’t completely fuck up, because she talked to me a bit more today. She did say she liked me last night, too. Part of me still thinks that if I keep talking to her that I may be able to get through to an avoidant woman.
>>33870454Is that meant to be Steve from Minecraft?
>>33870460It can learn all the TMs pretty much. Never unable to hit something with a super effective move.
>>33870458I dont have sex but im not submissive. I think the sub/dom thing is not real. I want a man to take lead and find that attractive but there are also times where I am the leader and he needs to know to shut up and follow.Whenever I hear about girls who are in these very one sided subrelationships it is usually very awful. Sadly this is a lot of cases
>>33870452These are just a few very specific women. There are plenty of women that really enjoy vocal men.
>>33870470>Maybe there is a chance for you and someone will find you attractive
>>33870479Oh yeah, I forgot gen 1 was like that. They gave normal types obscene moves, like Bubblebeam and Thunderbolt on Persian, or Surf and Thunderbolt on Tauros. Fun shit.
>>33870441>does not apply to me :^T but ty for the knowledgeI like pears, personally.
>>33870487Those girls aren't the NPCs in this equation...
>>33870450>But online they will relentlessly advocate for those same guys to not give up and keep trying.I have never seen normal women do this.Only pick up artist males who want to sell you a fake course when all their vids are them picking up actors and OF stars.Only really desperate pickmes will say this.Like yeah we think about a charming man OUR AGE bumping into us in a coffee shop but we know the man in our fantasies don't exist irl
>>33870482I like it when her eyes go wide open and she’s covering her mouth trying not to scream and wake everybody up, there is much more to say with silence during sex
>>33870487There are many conventionally attractive men I don't like because they aren't my type.
>>33870457why that specific number
>>33870453Oh wow, interesting. I hope she is okay now
>>33870274I wanna be the vamp ofc.
>>33870491>have never seen normal women do this.This.Most women just want to be left alone.
>>33870482>How do you even expect your partner to orgasm when you aren't giving her anything?I'm the one putting in all the work though?Also the women that want men to keep quiet seemingly outnumber the ones that don't. At least ITT.I'll just stay quiet.
>>33870473might be worth trying to see another psych/doctor if you can afford it and getting a re-evaluation?well it sounds like you might have a milder case at least labels are just labels anyway yeah dude don't overthink it, but also take it easy, sounds like just friendly bants desu>>33870494what is your type
>>33870487>has no idea when a woman is being coquette and wants you to chase her Incels lack the masculine primitive drive necessary for sex
>>33870498But what about shadowdaddy?
The one time I moaned during sex, she laughed at me for it :o(
>>33870302Probably not, it's more than just that. He's also doesn't completely meet the criteria.
>>33870495I don't think I should say. You'll lose what little respect you have for me.
>>33870502Yeah IN THIS THREAD. so like 3/5 women on a 4Chan thread.
>>33870473also maybe try to get some sleep broI'd go now but my roommate is up at 3am and I don't want them to know I'm up lol>>33870504>when a woman is being coquette and wants you to chase herwho got time for those games tho
>>33870503>what is your typeBasically Hasan Piker
>>33870496Nah last I heard she shaved her head and moved in with some drug dealer, there’s an NPC side quest in Dues Ex Mankind Divided that perfectly describes exactly what she was like to deal with
>>33870491Women ITT do it all the time.
>>33870508Post moan
>>33870508British oldfag anon? lol>>33870516he looks like an asshole ngl
>>33870504rape
>>33870515Don’t reply to me with faggot shit incel have sex
>>33870311I replied to you in the last thread.
>>33870508Vocaroo it
>>33870521It’s a distorted and misinterpreted version of this but yeah
I like being bisexual because women have too high standards sometimes and there's more bottoms than tops so I can get a cute twink to suck me off
>>33870458after giving a bj I tickled him by nipping at his pelvis/v-line area and he laughed after saying no and that gave me major powerful vibes mwahaha >:3>>33870457ehhh idk if I believe you. I think he's just hurting a lot, and coping in a probably bad way by escalating with me instead of working on his feelings for his wife more. to be fair she has been trying to get better too in regards to the relationship. they also are in a wishy washy open relationshipdynamic but idk how she feels about it now>>33870463I don't hate her, I consider her my friend but feel bad about it and have droned on to him about it too. part of me is he's just fueling his nostalgia for having a crush on me back in school days too, so he's known of me longer than her but I know i'm not better than her at all. he also chose not to go back to live with her(her family threatened to and did kick him out)it's all a bullshit situation really>>33870457why not? I mean, I feel kinda villain coded because in that vulnerable moment for him I didn't say it back just.. went to sleep. :x>>33870489i'm a small pear :>
>>33870520He seems like one too. He electrocutes animals.https://youtu.be/IdsTh5js_us
>>33870514that's 60% of women if you were to scale it up.so there is a 60% chance of women being grossed out by moans, and a 40% chance of them being ok with it.I feel like either way, every woman will be fine with not moaning, but not every woman will be fine with moaning. So silence is the way to go.
Men do you like when women ask you to cum in them while having sex
>>33870524sorry which reply was you? ty
>>33870508>>33870519>>33870526This pls
>>33870503>well it sounds like you might have a milder case at leastIt is, it’s bipolar 2.>labels are just labels anywayI sure hope so. I believed that much more strongly before last night.>but also take it easy, sounds like just friendly bants desuI realized as much before I went to bed, thankfully, but hot damn my mind was all over the place there for a bit. I’ve been posting for WAY too long to show my ass like that.I really appreciate your replies, in any case. I’m sure if she ends up reading anything I have to say that she’ll be very rightfully annoyed that I won’t shut up about this.
>>33870321I say keep the streak, especially if you've never tried it before. It's not bad to masturbate but you may feel different after not having done it for a long time.
>>33870536Fuck yes
>>33870536Yeh
>look I made a tinder account where I catfish women with pictures of Chadwhy are namefags like this?
>>338705035'10"-6'2", white, short brown hair, strong nose, average to thick neck, average to lean and jacked physique, thicker eyebrows, eye color isn't as important just not dark brown.
there is honestly such a great pool of 27-32 year old women. They are much better than girls younger and older than them and they look much better too because younger zoomers are just ugly with horrible skin and hair.Unfortunately I am 28 and not young enough for these hot 27-32 year old women to groom me
>>33870515>also maybe try to get some sleep brolol don’t worry, it’s not quite as late over here. I’ll be asleep in an hour or so.
>>33870529You replied to me twice. I assume one of them was meant for somebody else.>>33870546Namefags aren't like that, one namefag is.
Is it evil that I like when the guy I am dating is a little jealous. I never try to him jealous on purpose but when he gets a little jealous it makes me feel like oh wow he likes me And then I feel guilty for feeling this
>>33870536Yes, the contrast between ‘don’t you dare cum in me’ fast forward to an hour later and ‘OH FUCK PLEASE CUM IN ME DADDY’ that shit is hilarious
>>33870546To own the incels
This is men's real favorite. Shame its not actually real.
>>33870552No, this is why I like cuckolding
>>33870519>>33870526>>33870538You people are shameless>>33870520Nah I’m an American newfag who found the site in 2006
>>33870546>wait a sec people actually have sex on Tinder Sorry you don’t get matched anon>>33870551Ironic coming from the most recent tripfag
>>33870556So basically a black girl.... Gross
I like when I'm at a party and give more attention to my female friends than my gf.Not on purpose obvs, but seeing her get all insecure is pretty neat.
>>33870556>>33870562Mal Malloy
>>33870558>You people are shamelessI'm trying to give you proper criticism so it won't happen again. Now moan into your microphone.
It feels like UK has accelerated its decline since the Queen died. Elizabeth I and Victoria I and Elizabeth II had the best reigns in British history.America is the extension of the anglosphere started by the femcel queen Elizabeth I (in her rule britain became a superpower).I think it's time for a femcel president (me)
>>33870534what the fuck?evil bastard>>33870536never had sex but sounds hot>>33870563wtf why>>33870566I'll vote for u, fuck two tier Kier
Are there any pear-shaped women itt?
>>33870559More recent and already more likable than you, lmao
>>33870566Wat .... It was Henry the 4th and Edward the 6th that were actually good not these women who were into Indians
>>33870357I love it when he whimpers and moans. I try to coax them out of him like an instrument.
>>33870563This is the best shit ever and really cements your place in her mind
Women, Thoughts on sex slave roleplay?
>>33870566A lot of female heads of state are unironically Stacies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolinda_Grabar-Kitarovi%C4%87https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaja_Kallashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanna_Marin
girlfriend ?
>>33870575Like what kind of sex slave? Just normal tier bdsm or like real sex slave kinda stuff were your tied up and randomly fucked whenever and however
Pear shape is a pretty solid shape. Definitely one of the top tiers. Maybe even an S tier ranking.
>>33870571Having a life outside of 4chan will always be my biggest flex, most of you are still believe we’re in Covid lockdowns
>>33870575>>33870570Quit trying to summon that wench
>>33870579Thoughts on both
>>33870559>>wait a sec people actually have sex on Tinderthey do, but no (You), which what the Chadfish account is for.
>>33870577Why would anyone validate a women to ever be in power. Same goes for men who act like women while in power
>>33870570Yeah, remember, B.V. (bacterial vaginosis) says that she's pear-shaped?
>>33870583As someone who wants to try bdsm I would do both
>>33870577basedI'm too stupid to understand politics so once I voted for a female police officer in a local election cause she had mommy energy
>>33870558Bitch, you posted that for attention.Get observed and intruded upon.
>>33870584Wtf is a chadfish?! Did the salmon start looksmaxxing?
>>33870589Victoria litterally had a affair after her husband died with one.... And Elizabeth had two she had sex with but then dumped
>>33870590Nice
>>33870582>>33870588lol I’m too new to these threads to know what the first reply means or to remember something I just learned.I’m just a simple anon lusting for bottomheavy women
>>33870596Thoughts men on knife play with your dick during sex
>>33870595Kek I’ve seen that movie, I’m pretty sure it was just propaganda to promote chess back when it was popular in highschool
>>33870595>Victoria litterally had a affair after her husband died with onealways knew she was a baddie desu
>>33870598im a virgin but no i prolly wouldn't like that
>>33870575Like him as a sex slave?Oh we plapping all day then.
>>33870587At least you're a consistent femchud>>33870591Qt?
also anons should I cease flirty contact and abstain or just fucking roll with it? how do I communicate with him like when would he a good time, I don't know if bombarding him with questions right after work is a good thing >>33870551oh that was meant for >>33870463 sorry, at least I think. getting kinda tired in my corner of the world. the 2nd reply was for you. what makes you feel so sure it doesn't make a difference? see >>33870472>>33870451
>>33870598I don't like blood
>>33870604Look at all the mistakes in history women made in power.... They ended Dynasty's and kingdoms. That's completely fucked up
I miss my ex sometimes.She was into cuckquean shit and would constantly ask about which friend of hers I'd like to fuck the most.Good times.
>>33870608I for one am inclined to agree with Cleopatras preferred stance on foreign policy
>>33870605Gotcha.I just think it's a distinction without difference. You were spooning in bed, it was an intimate setting, there's absolutely no way to mean "I love you" platonically there.Also yes, you should not be doing that sort of thing in this situation.
Men, when you’re in love with a woman, do you naturally have the urge to take pictures of her?
>>33870613She fucked Egypt for Marc Anthony she was a complete whore for fucking caeser too
>>33870458I like to play them like an instrument.
>>33870616of her feet? yes
>>33870595>>33870601My favorite Alex Jones schizo theory is that Victoria was channeling her dead husband via a medium, and that he was the one really making the decisions.
>>33870604>Qt?poss>>33870616what am I a nature photographer(yes)>>33870618don't hate the playa hate the gameCleo was the OG baddie
>>33870605Abstinence, even the Free Masons agree that semen retention grants the holder ungodly powers
>>33870565>>33870593https://youtu.be/Cc2qSgV1oRA
>>33870597
>>33870630Did JH's ex mod her into the game?
>>33870630Hot
>>33870616Yes.
The Hindu concept of Maya is actually just objectively true. Everything is a hall of mirrors. You are God and everything is your reflection. This is obviously true if you just stop and think about it. Why am I here? How is anything here? It's all you.
>>33870605>what makes you feel so sure it doesn't make a difference?You mean "does" make a difference?It's honestly what some women think as solid evidence that some men are not worth communicating with. I've seen the beginning of facebook and there used to be a lot of pre-female dating strategy types of posts that would go around just like that."If your man says "he's in love with you" he doesn't want to love you intentionally"
>>33870616Only a little and I'll delete them if she wants. I like seeing her and letting her see how we look together.
>>33870638If everything is me, then (You) are me, but I'd never misuse "objectively" like this
>>33870537The long ass paragraph near the bottom of last thread. Last numbers 0393.
>>33870623So what your saying is he was a cuck that wanted to watch her get gangbanged by poc
>>33870642I don't feel this to be true, it IS true. Meaning I used objectively correctly.
>>33870616No, just the oppositePictures aren't enough anymoreI want to be near her and drink in her divine energies
What should I make for dinner?
>>33870618>She fucked Egypt for Marc Anthony she was a complete whore for fucking caeser tooShe also molested and murdered her brother
>>33870618Even the first passport bro was a woman lol
>>33870577Queen Elizabeth I was a literal Femcel Queen just like me.>>33870587Because our rule brings stability and prosperity.
>>33870647Chicken pesto
Follow up question - what does it mean when a man who claims to love you never takes photos of you or compliments you?
>>33870632NTA but do you know the website for that? I'm in a self punishing mood
Girls!!!Denote red flags from the list>Severe childhood trauma, like severe severe>Handsome face>Not tall>Extremely numb, and depressed, basically can't feel emotions like jealousy or rage, pursuant to severe childhood trauma>Zero self esteem, subject believes they are evil and a bad person>Covers 100% of moms expenses, doesn't live with her
>>33870644He was a Kraut, yes.
>>33870630Yeah I want him to make those noises.
>>33870638I’M GONNA REINCARNATE OHHHH SHITTTTTTT
>>33870653Maybe he has a photographic memory?And lots of guys have trouble giving compliments. Either they don't know how, or they have weird hangups about looking "weak"
>>33870638>You are God and everything is your reflectionThat sucks
>>33870651Hmm. What about no chicken?
>>33870638Friendly reminder
>>33870650>Queen Elizabeth I was a literal Femcel Queen just like me.She was muff diving on Elizabeth Raleigh
>>33870653maybe your feet are ugly? tragic.
>>33870632It's impossible to look good with this site, anon>>33870655All of these are red flags except "not tall" since that's not a choice
>>33870653Maybe he's spinning plates?
>>33870666Damn, a handsome face is a red flag now? :(
>>33870662Sure, but you need to replace it with some sort of protein. On the side or not.
>>33870653What do your feet look like?
>>33870666>All of these are red flags except "not tall" since that's not a choice>Severe childhood trauma
>>33870653Why are you settling for lazily taking pictures? If he loved you he'd paint you, make sketches and write poems 2bh...
>>33870615I just didn't know how to take it when he let that slip out. i'm not sure how any of this is going to unfold. idk what his idea of love is in that sense. also with the situation at hand, I feel bad if I say it back.>>33870626tfw not penis haver how about for women? last time I did that (abstaining from masturbation) I was forced into a sex dream or two and woke up cumming which was insane>>33870639my thought was that aging "in love" meant more than a simple "I love you" i'm pretty stupid though, and wary of others who end up having feelings for me
>>33870669Yes, it puts me on edge because good-looking guys aren't used to being told "no", so they react more negatively to rejection
>>33870605Abstain. Only sleep with him if shit is properly sorted out and it's appropriate.
>>33870653M>never takes photosA little shortsighted of him, but not inexcusable.>never pays you complimentsInexcusable.
>>33870676You should be able to control your dreams anon.... Pretty gay you can't
>>33870677>tfw handsome guy that's crushed on lesbians
>>33870674Try dating a chick with childhood trauma and see how fucked up your life gets.
>>33870677Is that your experience or the word through the grapevine? No offense intended, I’m just curious.
>>33870680What I'm wondering is why there's no led butt plug flashing in the picture
I don't even know how you managed to get such a low quality picture bro is using a smartphone from 2011
Why do some men leave their wives/gfs after becoming fit and attractive?
>>33870653It might just not be his love language. There was a guy that I dated who wasn't really big on compliments, the words of affirmation stuff. He wouldn't really touch me unless we were purposefully snuggling or anything. But he would do nice things for me all the time. If he was over at my apartment and he noticed they were dishes, he'd just washed the dishes and say, oh, I know you have a lot on your plate sometimes. Even if it was just one dish, sometimes he would get home before I did at my apartment and clean it for me and make a hot meal. Other times he would just get nice gifts like clothing or a treat that he knew I really liked, or he'd surprise me with a planned date to a place that we both liked that I'd mentioned I might want to go to. We eventually had a discussion on it because I'm very touch-oriented and he said he just never thought about it. He preferred to show love by actions because he felt like words were meaning. Great guy. Terrible shame that we just had to go our separate ways because he had to move away to work and I wasn't able to go with him.
>>33870605>also anons should I cease flirty contact and abstainKick him out of your house
>>33870689Partners will only slow them down. Gymmaxxing is real.
>>33870687Thanks I’m going to try this next
>>33870666The other femanon posted decent measurements. 34, 27, 38. Came out sexy as fuck.
>>33870684It's still flattering, but at least there's a good reason for turning you down in that case lol>>33870686Both, honestlyIt's why the "handsome serial killer" is a trope, good-looking people don't have resistance to rejection so they just snap
>>33870685It's not a choice though
>>33870679I thought I looked really good today</3
Women,What cock size do you think is too big, what is too small?
>>33870698Mine are similar and the result looked dumb to me :/
>>33870689My chubby ex left me after she starting working out and became a Stacy. Hypergamy is human nature unfortunately
>>33870699That sucks. I’d like to think I won’t help bolster that stereotype once I finally get off my ass and start dating again.
>>33870670No I mean a separate meal that doesn't include chicken
>>33870691Yea he doesn’t do any of that stuff for me either. I have to practically beg him to do things he’s already agreed to do
>>33870702>too bigTickles my cervix>too smallUm, smaller than my pinky? Never encountered this personally
>>33870703NTAWhy? That's a sexy hourglass?
>>33870676I think you're assuming that it comes after a whirlwind vow detailing all your quirkyness is admired and not just as a stand alone statement.(Protip, that can also be gaslighting material for later)I'm talking about literal one or the other, which being better. Most want the promise, not the pagentry.
>>33870706Oh. Beer battered Cod sandwich. I might fry some myself this weekend.
>>33870699>It's still flattering, but at least there's a good reason for turning you down in that case lolThat's the curse of liking Tomboys
>>33870701I bet you did. I’m sorry he didn’t tell you that.You should try to bring this up with him. I can’t imagine he’d be keen to let you down; he might just be oblivious to your need for compliments.
>>33870705Good luck anon. It's important work to spread the message that #NotAllHotties are bad people.
>>33870703Prove it right now
>>338707028".5"
we are all one consciousness.
>>33870710Maybe it's because the model looks like it's made of Play-DohI wish we could put proportions into the Sims editor or something
>>33870721Oh yeah? What am I thinking right now?
>>33870720>8"Dayum, shawty, u raycis?
>>33870717I’m so oppressed… being a hot guy is so hard.
>>33870726Well, you're on the same team as tittymonsters who have to fight prejudice and prove they aren't stupid bimbos. It's hard out here.
>>33870716I’ve told him so many times. It doesn’t mean anything if I have to beg for it. It’s also possible I’m absolutely hideous and in denial.
>>33870703I put in mine and while it does have the red highlight over my numbers because it's saying that it's not realistic or something like that it does look like how I look. Give or take some shape differences.
>>33870236MAlright, how about you?
>>33870729I like tittymonsters
>>33870707He does not like you then
>>33870733>Error: Invalid Ass Detected
>>33870736Me too
>>33870729>you're on the same team as tittymonsters who have to fight prejudice and prove they aren't stupid bimbos.That's just you, JH. I've noticed that I view bustier women as more authoritative.
>>33870732>I’ve told him so many timesOkay that’s fucked >:|Your posts don’t read like a hideous woman wrote them. You sound cute.
>>33870707What does he do?
>>33870736>>33870740You may LIKE them, but I doubt you respect them...
>>33870737Yea, it doesn’t feel like itWish he would stop lying and telling me he loves me then
>>33870733Post it?
>>33870738It says my ass is too big since the rest of ne us too small :(
Milk men
The only attractive women are all of them. And men are only hot if they are over 6 foot with a big bulge.
>tfw no tittymonster gf
What did she mean when she said she looks like an old baby
>>33870751I am one of those
>>33870741no I'm pretty sure it's a widespread issueauthority derived from "if I listen to her, maybe she'll show me her boobies" isn't true authority
Either gender: if someone sends me short messages and ends conversations quickly, are they pulling away from me? This is someone I'm just friends with. They also suffer from depression and other mental issues too.
>>33870751True, so sad that half of the women have to settle for manlets
>>33870747Something about posting an avatar that's modeled off of you sounds like slut posting. Isn't it literally avatarfagging?
>>33870756Nobody here is having sex
>>33870752It's honestly bad for your mental health. You're super turned on 24/7 and constantly paranoid of other men. Tittymonsters are for jerking off to, not dating.
>>33870744I don't think I treat them differently
>>33870750I’m here for the milking
Men, would you be comfortable going to a female doctor for an appointment that required she see your genitals?
>>33870750Milk >him
>>33870751What if 5'10 with 7"L5.5"G?
>>33870764Yeah, the doctor is nonsexual
>>33870759>NobodyThat's including you saar
>>33870764Absolutely. Maybe you'll get one of the lucky ones who will jerk you off.
>>33870764No, but I'd be even less comfortable with a male doctor... ideally the female doctor is nowhere near the same age as me
>>33870764No. I ask for a man every time.
>>33870751No
>>33870764Yes, why wouldn't I be
>>33870748>have to lie and say I have huge tits for it to accept my inputthis is discrimination
>>33870758Lol, nobodys going to jerk it to a bald, gray mannequin.
>>33870756M, they may just not want to talk. It doesn't have to be anything personal. Could be a bad mood.>>33870764Yeah.
Seems odd that women have so many standards unless you're tall. Oh well I guess
>>33870779Have you MET men??>>33870781>he's just tossing the pole in the water
>>33870751>The only attractive women are all of them. And men are only hot if they are over 6 foot with a big bulge.This is the standard "Bi girl opinion" from what I've seen.
>>33870536It shows she wants me, yeah
>>33870773I don't know, I'm a guy who's been to female doctors, I know some women don't like seeing a male doctor for certain stuff.
>>33870764If anything I worry I might enjoy it.
>>33870783Not my fault they bite
And we danced all night to the best song ever !
>>33870755>authority derived from "if I listen to her, maybe she'll show me her boobies" isn't true authorityThat's not what I mean. It's more like a status symbol.
>>33870768It’s literally free if you’re not having casual regular sex then you are an incel
>>33870682actually i've had lucid dreams before, astral projected. it's all pretty neat, but that one or two times was a slip up on myself yeah>>33870712oh okay, I think that makes more sense now. I just question his ability or how he views love to be saying that to me. but that may say more about my self esteem if anything. >>33870678I think it should be fairly easy to abstain.. i'm just worried about shit hitting the fan and if he is wishy washy with her. I want him to tell her himself honestly. but I worry about may come off a "naggy" towards him if I do bring it up>>33870692is it that serious
>>33870777It's just a beta model, and also doesn't understand muscle mass.
I never had a problem with my height until I started using this thread
>>33870792Oh I see, that kinda makes sense, like she's such a fine example of Woman you know she doesn't need to prove herself, thus her words inherently have more value
Why are those body visualizers always so ghoulish looking? Can't they make one that looks half decent
>>33870783>Have you MET men??I am one. I can't jerk off to that. The lowest fidelity thing I've ever gotten off to was my first gf's Sim character.
>>33870793Nice larp man.
>>33870796It doesn't seem to matter to me much. Got several gfs in spite of being 5'7
>>33870800Maybe I'm just surrounded by coomers then, because the guys I know CAN and HAVE jerked off to a hand-drawn picture of a featureless gray cube
>>33870794>is it that seriousLol. You can't quit the dick
>>33870795Pajeets have the lowest muscle mass percentage, literally an entire nation with incel physique
>>33870752Like yeah, sucking on big tiddy, and freely looking at amazing cleavage, and playing with them during sex and cuddling, and using them as pillows, and titjobs, and feeling them pressed against you is great but 2bh they're a bit overrated
>>33870764I'm thinking about it and I've shown my genitals to doctors of both sexes and it was fine but I think I might be uncomfortable being completely nude. I don't know why.
>>33870801>reeee sex isn’t real You have no argument against this simple fact you should probably kill your self if you’re still a virgin
>>33870804>because the guys I know CAN and HAVE jerked off to a hand-drawn picture of a featureless gray cubeThey actually said that? I thought I was down bad.
>>33870777I can't make it look like me. No matter what I do, it just keeps giving me twig arms and little twig legs that make me look like a bad cartoon character.
>>33870807I just want to hide my face in them I can't do that with a flat gf
>>33870764>Men, would you be comfortable going to a female doctor for an appointment that required she see your genitals?I almost got a boner during an ultrasound, so probably not.
>>33870811They said it and sent me photo evidence of it. I wish I was kidding.
>33870810Why are you so mad?
>>33870812>animationscan it do the default dance
>>33870818>They said it and sent me photo evidence of it. I wish I was kidding.Wtf? Like a "tribute" pic?
>>33870721Bloody bastard redeem the jai shre ram saar
>>33870819Don't talk with the browns
>>33870818Your friends sent you a picture of their jizz?
>>33870791It was the best song ever
>>33870823>>33870827Yeah :/To play devil's advocate, I was the one who drew the cube, so maybe the paper smelled faintly of my perfume or something, and that was enough for them. But still, wtf.
>>33870819>too scared to (You) Yeah runaway like a scared bitch little man saar
>>33870759Ouch>>33870780>M, they may just not want to talk. It doesn't have to be anything personal. Could be a bad mood.I've noticed it's been going on for a few weeks but they do suffer from a ton of stuff
>>33870759I had sex today
>>33870822Too glitchy
>>33870829Omg, slut!!!!
>33870830U
>>33870796just remember all the heightism shit is being spammed by a 6'4 incel that made his height his entire personality (and still cant have sex despite having that and several other shit going for him)I can't imagine being so mentally weak you fall for 4chan demoralizersAnyways if you want to have a problem with height for real, create a tinder account, chadfish and watch 1/3 of women ask how tall are you
>>33870836Waste of time
>>33870829>the paper smelled faintly of my perfumehonestly that would do it for me
>>33870829You don't talk to them anymore, right?
I must poo and I have no asshole
IM STILL IN A DREAM SNAKE EATER. The Hindu concept of Maya is actually just objectively true. Everything is a hall of mirrors. You are God and everything is your reflection. This is obviously true if you just stop and think about it. Why am I here? How is anything here? It's all you.
>>33870841Before that fateful day, I would not have believed you.>>33870844EX-friends, yes.
ive been in a ltr with my bf for 10 years, aliving together and all. i recently found out none of his friends at work know who i am. I was out with my bf shopping when he saw one of them and when they came over they asked if i was his new gf. obvi my bf chimed in by introducing me. but its sp weird, hes been at that job for 8 years yet his coworkers dont know who i am? i also never get tp meet his friends.is it normal for my bf to never mention me to anyone??
>>33870832Is he a chad?
>>33870849lmfao. no good luck
>>33870846What is this the jeet matrix? Can I dodge flying poo in this hallucination?
>and then everyone magically got better/atoga/State gender.In such a scenario, how do you imagine yourself ending up?
>>33870849My assumption is that he's just never shown any pics of you, so they know he's dating but didn't recognize youThat's not too weird, he's respecting your privacy
>>33870849This has to be a troll
>>33870836>just remember all the heightism shit is being spammed by a 6'4 incelHow do you know this?
>>33870849Guys are infamous for this yeah. Many of us don't really talk about our personal lives with guy friends unless asked.
>>33870854Married with cute small brown haired eastern european girl who is also my best friend
You don't need to be chad to date women or have sex with them
>>33870854FDead
>>33870848>EX-friends, yes.>multiple guys jerking off onto the same piece of paperKinda gay
I'm 24 years old now so I longer appeal to women who like little boys. I try to take care of myself to avoid twink death but knowing I will never be 10 years old getting molested by a woman again makes me sad.
>>33870854MI rescue another internet addict from the computer and get her pregnant a few times.
>>33870854My life is great I went to the beach and had fish and chips at my favourite local cafe
is it weird to use a plain black background for your phone?
>>33870854Graduating as an rn and making 6 figures with my wife and kids. Also I'm jacked and hot
MI'd be in an asylum.
>>33870849Its so fucked
>>33870861It doesn’t hurt
>>33870852wtf>>33870855yeah but they asked if i was a new gf. what if that means hes been trying to see other women? >>33870858the guys i kno with gfs always mention them, i guess the guys who are dating dont say anything. but ive been with my bf for a decade, how tf he forget to tell people about me?
>>33870874Duh but it isn't a must. I've had women tell me they love me and I'm not anything typically chad physically
>>33870874>ObeyCardi100% a findom
>>33870870>male nurse>remotely attractiveW H O R E Anyone who has ever interacted with health care workers longer than five minutes at a time knows that you are riding the cunt carousel.
State genderIf you don't want to have kids, why? If you do want, why?
>>33870875I've been in the same situation, and it was because I didn't match the picture my bf's friends had in their heads... they thought I was blonde for some reason lmaoSo unless your bf freaked out and tried to make excuses, I wouldn't worry
>>33870832What position?
>>33870882Some of us are normal. I don't date other nurses as a general rule
>>33870883When I love a man I want him to get me pregnant
>>33870875>how tf he forget to tell people about me?I didn't know my best friend had a girlfriend until he invited me to his wedding. We're a tad bit stupid sometimes.
>>33870643oh thank you for replying, i did not see that. I really want him to tell her about what's been going on, and even voiced it to him but he is iffy about it due to being worried she may go sui-fuel mode if you know what I mean. she already found out he flirted with me, and the flirting was physical. so she should know at least something is up.. he and i we just had conversation about it all and he said he's going to tell her about it, though he isn't happy talking about it when I brought it up. he says he feels conflicted but is okay with only cuddling now but not anything further? I feel awkward now and instigating my own fault>>33870805i can and just sorta did
>>33870860Oddly specific
>>33870883MI want kids. I want to raise some good people that will make the world a better place. I want to give a woman I love the privilege of becoming a mother, too.I want this real fuckin bad.
Women, why aren't you findomming?Have you thought about it?
>>33870887But you do know their reputation.
>>33870883M. Nah.I just imagine the state of the job and housing market 50 years from now lol. I'm not making a slave for Blackrock, no thanks.
>>33870854Future planning gives too much anxiety to the point of paralysis. I've done all I should want.
>>33870883MI want kids because I think they'd add meaning to my life, teach me about myself, and show commitment to my wife
>>33870891>i can and just sorta didHow long since you've been plapped?
>>33870869Yeah.
>>33870896Yes, some are complete sluts and the stress of the job doesn't help. especially when male nurses are few and far between
>>33870895I tried to make a video like that once but I can't make it 10 seconds before cringing
>>33870552It's only evil if he starts getting hurt by it and you persist. I myself like 'feisty' girls, one possible trait being they 'know' they're hot. If she isn't necessarily trying to make me jealous, but in an innocent situation where at some point I do get jealous, so I try to steal her attention, and she knows this and 'rubs it in my face', it's just banter. People like banter. It's annoyingly cute, it makes us remind each other how much we like each other, it pents up our horny aggression that will be expressed with our clothes off later. Poking at each other isn't always a bad thing. But when you poke too hard where the other person doesn't like it, that's when it becomes bad, and it becomes evil when it's intentional
>>33870883FI want kids because I'm biologically hardwired too. When I see a small child or a baby in public, I can't help but stare at them and part of me does desire to have a child. I'd like to be able to raise good people that have a better life than I did. Teach them all the lessons that I had to learn the hard way and, of course allow them to make mistakes when it's appropriate and when they just have to learn the hard way.
>>33870883Yeah nah kids are gross
>>33870901few days and if you read the other reply we're stopping now.
>>33870906>I tried to make a video like that once but I can't make it 10 seconds before cringingJust imagine you're talking to one of us ITT
>>33870905This is completely unrelated but do you get a lot of giga fats these days? How do you feel about them? Are you expected to do all the lifting?
Women, have you tried being a lesbian?
>>33870913Yeah
>>33870913yeah but i failed bc dick is just too good
>>33870616Yes
>>33870915Hell yeah B)
>>33870914Did it work?
how i feel when i jizz
>>33870915Strapons, though.
>>33870764No, I'm a grower
>>33870893>make the world a better place.What does that mean to you?>>33870883>teach me about myselfWhat do you think a kid can teach you about yourself that you don't already know?>show commitment to my wifeYou mean you want to prove that you're committed to her?>>33870908>when I see a small child or a baby in public, I can't help but stare at themInteresting. Are most women like this? Do you just stare at them and fantasize about mothering them or something?
>>33870921I’m fuckign cackling dude
>>33870920define 'work'?Yes in some ways, no in others.
>>33870912On my clinicals I see a lot of fat people, a lot of poor people, a lot of stupid people, and a lot of old people. My best advise for those who wish to remain healthy is to not be those things. Most lifts are a team effort, especially if the client is obese. It's safer for them and us that way. I don't do anything that they can do themselves but I often have to assist the elderly, crippled, and overweight up, just for balance and getting into a chair or something.
what does it mean if a guy says he feels "conflicted" over me and his wife? i'm pretty sure they're not breaking up by his answers since he plans on telling her about me(we're all friends) but where does that leave me? should I try just focusing on myself(I am i'm trying to get healthier/get more social maybe) and maybe try dating other people even if he lives with me?
>>33870764when it comes to doctors and shit i dont really care about their sexi dont think that anyone seeing my genitals could feel anything other than repulsion at best
>>33870926>What does that mean to you?Leading by example. I want them to be upstanding, kind and helpful people that go on to raise their own kids the same way.I don’t have any grand designs of raising great men or anything. I’ll encourage greatness but mostly worry about raising them to be honest, intelligent and altruistic. I just want to increase the net amount of good people on Earth, basically.
>>33870922close but no cigar
>>33870926I can't speak for most women, I can only speak for myself. Not like in a creepy way where I want to kidnap their child or something, but yeah it does make me wish that I had a small little baby to pick up and play with, dress up, give him a nice little bath, snuggle him, pinch his Lil chub, just listening to the noises that babies make makes something in me feel very calm and at peace. If I hear one of them crying I can't help it I immediately turn my head towards the sound to find the source. I've been able to babysit for a few ages, so I understand that it's not all fun all the time. There's still nasty diapers to change. You will get pissed and shit on. And that's just how it is. There will be screaming crying over seemingly nothing. Still seems like a net positive.
God I love women
>>33870930Do you get a lot of them that cry and say that they cannot do for themselves who just want you to do everything?
God I love men
God I love Orphie
>>33870945Hey I’m one of those
>>33870886Outdoor sex so it was quick
>>33870943Some do but typically it's the opposite where someone wants to do something themselves and doesn't want help even though they need it.
>>33870924They've seen all kinds of dicks, they don't care.
>>33870899>teach me about myselfWhat do you think a kid can teach you about yourself that you don't already know?>show commitment to my wifeYou mean you want to prove that you're committed to her?>>33870939Would you call yourself quintessentially a wife and mother? Would you want to have kids even without a man present? Do you want boys or girls and why?
Women, would you rather your legs be spread out or close together while getting dicked? Which is better for cumming?
I just got paid $3K for doing like 4 hours of work and sleeping on the job
GenderIf you're single, be honest: when you ghost somebody (who may or may not be potential for a relationship) are you doing it intentionally for some reason?
>>33870928>define 'work'?Getting a gf, and being happy in the relationship.
Can you guys guess what kind of plant this is?
>>33870932>and maybe try dating other people even if he lives with me?Won't he overhear you getting plapped?
>>33870958I'll answer your question backwards because it's easiest. I'd like a mix of boys and girls I don't really care about the order. I would never ever have a child without being an established marriage that's just asking for single motherhood. What defines the quintessential wife or mother? I feel like you don't really get to call yourself a good wife or a good mother or a good father or a good husband, your spouse and children are the ones who determine how good you are. I guess certain things that I associate with being a good wife and mother are things that I also see as being good traits in a future husband and father of my children. Be able to cook,oyu don't have to be fantastic just don't burn everything and know how to season your food, be able to make a variety of things, be able to prep. Be able to keep your home clean, be able to keep your home in order, understand important tasks that have to be done regularly. Take care of yourself, keep yourself at maintained, you don't have to do makeup all the time or always wear hair gel or go to the gym five days a week but at least take care of yourself for the most part. Have decent communication skills even if it might be hard at a given moment being able to adapt, general adaptability is good. Good work ethic. Patience.
>>33870974Then yeah, for a time anyway.
>>33870977pepper
>>33870977plastic
>>33870977Obviously a pepper, a chili I'd guess
>>33870977Poblano?
Women, which sex position is the most reliable for orgasms?
>>33870983>>33870986>>33870987Correct. These specifically are mini bell peppers
>>33870993He says, jorkin it to lesbian porn.
>>33870980A wise and non-entitled woman. That gives me hope. May I ask how old are you and what are your green or red flags when it comes to a man .
fuck i should have stayed for another drink
>>33870998I haven't jerked off in like a week. I was eating.
>go outside>see person my age from the area I grew up in>day already ruined
>>33870973Yeah, the reason is "I shouldn't" and "I have this depression thing."
>>33871005Relatable
>>33871005Living in your hometown in your thirties FUCKING SUCKS
Women, how would you feel if your bf loved looking at tentacle porn?
>>33871005>go to bar i always go to to get away from those people>start seeing the dude who use to date my sister start showing at my placelike dude what the fuck is your problemwe use to be friends but why the fuck are you here
>>33871013He was an octopus in his most recent past life.
>>33871005I don’t see zoomers anywhere it’s just old people
Is 6 figures and a fat cock enough for a woman's love?
>>33871023Women can't love men.
>>33871019The cute kind of octopus, or the ugly kind?>>33871021zoomers don't go outside.
>>33871023My personal experience says no.
>>33871025I miss hanging out with my friends at the mall, kids don’t even skate nowadays. Man those mall security guards must have the easiest job in the world now
there's still another hour and half till closing time and i want to go back just to be a man whore
>>33871025Definitely the cute kind
>>33871034Still a little bit gross desu. But I can see it.
>>33871025If you haven't been outside recently, there's not much to go to there. Digital escape is norm now.
im god and all of you are my reflection.
>>33871041>most humble foid who ever lived
bitch i wanna eat you out but you seem fucking nasty
>>33871039And look how that turned out? We need to escape the digital and return to the outside. The vitamin d deficiency epidemic must be beyond awful at this point. It's no wonder everybody's depressed.
>>33871010I genuinely hate everyone that I had to do anything with in my children.
I wanna hold hands while I cum in you
>>33871047>childrenChildhood. FUCK I'm so tired. I hate waking up early in the morning.
>>33870311bump from this on a serious note though how do I deal with this and what does him sayin feeling "conflicted" mean most likely >>33870978idk if I will be getting plapped at all anon, also don't want to bring anyone home right. do you think he would be jealous or something?
>>33870982Would you date a woman again?
>>33871050Maybe just don't wakt up next time. Filthy Euroid.
>>33871046We're probably going to lose a lot of people if this heavy snow strip hits.Hug your loved ones.
>>33871056Fucking kill yourself, filthy burger.
>>33870996>Women, which sex position is the most reliable for orgasms?cowgirl
>>33871060Derivative and inferior, like pretty much everything that has come out of Europe in the last hundred years.
>>33870948Were you innawoods?
>>33870936Are they too rigid, or something?
>>33870961I'm curious to hear this as well
>>33871057Ahem...when the what hits?
Thinkin’ about pussy
>>33870999Unfortunately I'm autistic. I'm 25 and its easier to list red flags>into poly anything>open about many (+10) sexual partners>open about porn/discovered to be very degen (face sitting fine, fart suit not fine)>unresolved mommy/daddy issues (he can't change his family but if hes a doormat thats an issue)>overly rigid with things needing to go his way/be perfect>overly relaxed and failing to make any plans or address serious upcoming happenings>overly nice, constantly flooding with affection and gifts>overly distant, rarely showing any care>paycheck gone too quickly/no savings>alcohol/marijuana on weekdays>inconsistent actions to words>heavily insecure/distrusting >mean or vindictive to strangers/service workers/animalsThe rest would just be personality things like politics
>>33871019And you were an obese Labrador (you died at age 6)
>>33871041Fuck off pajeet street shitter Dalit bumchode
State genderDo you like the cold or hate it?
Females who had an abusive partner: why did you get with him, and why did you put up with him?
Femanons, what hairstyle do you have?
>>33871071
>>33871079MaleI like it, but after a few months it gets old.
>>33871079MI like the cold. I think it filters out the people of weak will. Anyone can live where it's nice but I find that the worse the weather the better the people
>>33871081Mildly past shoulder legnth now. Right side part.
>>33871082... we're worried about snow-getting areas getting more than average snow?I think we'll be fine. I'll be sure to practice some snow shovelling.
>>33871079I believe I'm actually allergic to the cold because retrieving frozen items from freezers can actually be painful to me so I try to do it as quick as possible.
>>33871093A walrus allergic to the cold?
>>33871079MNo, but I do like the things it brings. Namely a lack of storms that might kill me, and bugs.
>>33871090Not just worried about the snow in general... but a particular and specific snowball effect...(not literal, figurative)
>>33871097Yeah, I'm fat.
>>33871081>>33870996If any woman answers "pixie cut" and "pronebone," you're going to be my gf.
>>33871099Elaborate. I live in that area and need to know how much food to stockpile.
>>33870236tried to shlick, can't because of SSRIs and now i feel like i'll have to say goodbye to doing it
>>33871108Try again
>>33871093That’s a a sign your immune system is failing
>>33871111you shouldn't just accuse somebody of having AIDS
Both men and women:Why does this guy seem untrustworthy?
>>33871080Enforced via sharia law
>>33871107Depression and isolation can be a deadly combo for some, anon. And it hits hardest in snowfalls. That's what I'm talking about.
ENTJ not be annoying for 5 minutes challenge: Impossible
>>33871073>Unfortunately I'm autisticSo? Why does that preclude having or developing wisdom?Regarding the red flags, you are very reasonable. I don't see anything out of whack there. I just wonder about the porn/degen thing. I agree about the fart suit (that was funny BTW) but only because I don't have that kink personally. But at the same time, I don't want to be judgey. So your red flag seems kinda vague to me and kink-shaming. Would you like to expand on that?
>>33871113I care about the health and well-being of my good friend and favourite poster BlueValkyrie
>>33871113Back in MY day the internet was all about telling people they had AIDS
>>33871116I don't think some bad weather is going to kill a bunch of people. More people are going to die in NYC after mamdani wins.
>>33871111Unholy trips you’ve just placed a curs him nice going anon
>>33871114He doesnt. Thats just an Asian man.
>>33871111So I'm probably dying anyway.
>>33871063>be american>wake up in negrified and judafied shithole>you drink jewish cum (water is disgusting to you at this point)>you eat actual slop that very clearly wasn't made for human consumption>Drive 2 hours to Schekelberg Inc.>you're paid just enough for you to make your money back from that>Spend 8 excruciating hours doing fucking nothing except cleaning after brown retards (your gods) with the only break allowing you to eat actual waste>get shot at on the way home by some street niggas (you wuz oppressing them n shii after all)>get home and play video games, jerk off, eat literal slop and drink negro cum >go to sleep wishing you were brown
>>33871122Actually I think you mean in your day you were about PREVENTING people online from contracting AIDS from the pool. That and saying people WERE AIDS, not that they HAD AIDS.
>>33871124I always get the best trips at the worst times >>33871127Nooo BlueValkyrie not like this
I figured out why I keep quitting RuneScape and coming back to it. It's because the game is boring, slow, and the definition of the sunk cost fallacy. But the chat is unmatched and kinda makes it tolerable. I really should quit though.
>>33871130We also said people had fail AIDS but yes, you’re right
>>33871110i've been trying for over a week now, i only finish once and when i do, i have to force it and it doesn't even feel that good anymore
>>33871115Well, yeah... I mean in the free world
>>33871128Lol, their irrelevance makes Euroids seethe so much
>>33871130You can get AIDS from simply touching a random door handle but fucking another man in the ass is just evolutionary cleansing
>>33871134Brutal. You think maybe a different toy would help?I hated taking SSRIs. Made me feel like a zombie
>>33871111Why are you so mean ENTJ
>>33870764I used to be very self conscious about that until I broke a leg and required sponge baths each night by nurses. It really isnt as flattering as it seems especially in such an environment
>>33871136Sorry I meant chads law, crazy how similar those two things are >>33871140I didn’t mean it am sorry :(
What do you think the most tragic story is?
>>33871139i don't use toys and desu i wouldn't buy one. how long until you felt like a zombie? it hasn't affected me that hard yet
>>33871081medium length low twin braids
>>33871146the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise, of course.
Blondes deserve to have a good day.How was your week so far Atoga?
The first time my girlfriend cheated on me, I forgave her because I still loved and trusted her.The second time my girlfriend cheated on me, I forgave her because I still loved her, but I no longer trusted her.The third time my girlfriend cheated on me, I left her because I no longer trusted her and I no longer loved her.
>>33871150I haven't heard that one. Where could I find it?
>>33871118I think you get exactly what I mean. If you actually want to do the fart suit thing, then there is very little chance, I think, that you are as reasonable as I'm wanting a partner to be. Just because you like leather or lace, that's not overboard. A little spanking fine. Cop n public intoxication roleplay sure. But if you want me to call you mommy and try and breastfeed you and you have coloring pages and stuff like that, that's way too much. I couldn't do that anyway, because it just feels gross and nasty. Piss is gross shit is gross god forbid if he's one of those guys that wants you to puke all over him I'm sorry that's just irreconcilable and gross. If you like the suffocation thing (I'm not talking about choking I'm talking about putting a balloon over your face so that you suffocate), pet play, CNC, no it's just way too far into left field. Have some fun and spice things up all that's fine, there's just that line in the sand where something is seriously wrong with you
>>33871079FI don’t like it, less interesting fashion options
>>33871156That’s narcissism. “The world ends with me”
>>33871148I was on a huge dose of Zoloft from the jump, so I felt like that after about a month and a half.Hope it gets easier. I’d help if I could
Question for m: Is there any way you could enjoy talking to a very shy, awkward and quiet woman? Sometimes I feel so nervous that I can't bring myself to say anything at all. I try my best to be friendly, but I'm so incredibly boring that I don't think it makes much of a difference. I'm talking to someone right now and I don't know him very well but he keeps saying he really likes me… I'm just having a hard time believing that he actually enjoys my presence.
>>33871159I doubt you’re boring that guy if he keeps saying he likes you. I love women like you, personally.
why is it so hard to find a girl my age with a bobcut?its like you have to wait till they become old hags that they finally adopt the best most sexo hairstyle
>>33870214women can you post some male anime characters you find hot?
>>33871159If you try to be friendly, you're almost certainly fine. Quiet and awkward but with obvious warmth is fine, even attractive. Quiet and cold is what's off-putting.
anons I am reeling I am wondering if he is going to cuddle me tonight I feel so conflicted and needy now. I wonder if I want more with the taken guy in a sort of open relationship :/ help i'm weak/vulnerable even told him I feel bad about it and he keeps telling me not to
>>33871159I dont talk that much either, are you comfortable enjoying the quiet moments with guys?
>>33871146Homura Akemi
>>33871154I don't actually get what you mean, that's why I'm inquiring about it. Why do you think something must be "seriously wrong" with such people? What does that mean?What if sometimes I want to call you mommy and breastfeed me, but without the coloring pages or wearing diapers and stuff? And you can call me daddy too, so it's balanced and I also enjoy the reverse.Pee is sterile (it means it's clean when it's fresh as long as the person is healthy), poop and puke I agree are distasteful but I still want to understand people who have that kink instead of shaming them. Pet play yeah it's silly but there's a lot of things I may consider silly or weird but I genuinely can't judge people over it because I know people are able to compartmentalize their sex lives. So any weirdness there may not be reflective of their non-sexual persona, and perhaps go even further and believe kinks may be necessary for balancing mental health. You un-kink kinks by practicing or just fantasizing
>>33871079M, i love cold because there's no bugs, my cpu temps are cooler, a hot cup of tea tastes better, i can wear long sleeves which i prefer, snow looks cool, icicles are fun to play with, food stays cold with very little or no refrigeration etc.when you think about it the only downside to cold weather is that it's fucking cold.
>>33871164I think Laios is really cute ^^
Women are evil and I hate them.
>>33870357The replies to this surprise me so much. I’m a femanon and men making sounds (esp. if they sound desperate) is PEAK. If I’m close, it will be what pushes me over the edge. Smh.
>>33870357im like the F22noone hears me coming
why do I still play dogshit rs3.but I act like osrs would be any better.its over.
>>33870357it ends up coming off as gay
>>33870764when i was a kid i had to show my weewee and nutsack to a female doctor which she felt for lumps and to this day that's one of my favorite memories ever bcuz it's the only time in my entire life i felt loved.
Getting period cramps and headache :c
>>33870730bald mf>>33871186i hope you get better anon <3
>>33871186GoodHope it lasts at least a week
solipsism is true
>>33871161People say they don't mind it (or even like it) but I always feel like I'm not really fulfilling my role. Most of my interactions feel wrong, especially so when I compare them to the ones I overhear people having around me. >>33871165This is very reassuring, thank you. What exactly constitutes cold behaviour in your eyes? Is smiling and showing interest enough to qualify as warm? >>33871167I've actually always wanted to talk to someone who has also experienced shyness, it would be really nice to not have to worry if I'm being boring/annoying etc. I wouldn't mind it at all.
>>33871186Me too ;_; Do you have a heating pad?
>>33871178Nobody hears you crashing and burning either
>>33871192>I wouldn't mind it at all.Based. I hope to find someone like that some day. I'm sure things will be fine with your friend, just dont think too hard about it.
>>33871159I would prefer a girl with a personality. if you are overacommodating and too meek 24x7 you'll bore anyone eventually.
>>33871192>Is smiling and showing interest enough to qualify as warm?That is most definitely enough. Hell, that's more than most extroverts do. Do you just like him as a friend or do you want to go out with him?
Who is more obnoxious Emiru or Pokimane?State gender
>>33871187Thank you <3>>33871188You too (?)>>33871193Get better soon ;-;Sadly no but I'm feverish enough as it is, so probably better off without one
Sleeping prone position one on top of the other?
>>33871203M, are those pokemon? I haven't kept up since pokemon gold/silver, so I don't have an opinion. Pokemon that start with an E tend to be cooler tho
>>33871205This kills the crab
>>33871203MPoki because she has been losing a bit of relevancy and keeps blaming men for not being more successful.Emiru waiting to shit on someone for years is pretty vindictive though so shes not far behind
>>33871204>You too (?)Is what I said somehow confusing? I hope you suffer. You can thank me for that I guess, if you want.
>>33871205Sleeping on your back is terrible for your posture and breathing
>>33871203MI don't like either of them, they're both snakes.
>>33871206Knowing pokemons is more cringe than knowing those e-thots
>>33871216>based
>>33871216>pokemons
>>33871216>Ooooh, you're my best friend>In a world we must defend>Pokemon!sure you're based and thot discusser and I'm cringe and relevant
>>33871156>hinduyou jeet>>33871158upd8, i figured out a method i could try
Evolution gave women menstruation cycles, otherwise they would be strong.Imagine being as pretty as they are, while having no drawbacks.
https://gearoid.me/pokemon/How cringe are you, /atoga/?
>>33871216This almost sounds like something I would say but you’re all gay
>>33871223>be strongbe TOO strong
>>33871224I don’t know Pokémon, but I can tell you every later produced variant of the AK47 rifle
>>33871225>ENTJMate, you literally promote some foid pseudoscience
>>33871226serbia strong
>>33871230Like what?
>>33871232Stop, I already woke up with a massive hard-on thanks to your slutty waist posting last night.
>>33871236oh hi, you're here now??
>>33871237Yeah, but I am about to head out, so I had to get rid of it fast. You did this to me!
i feel exonerated i won't inherit you're dirty fucking diseases
>>33871234Like that MBTI shit
>>33871224I'm like 14 out of 100 so I'm stoppingI have no idea what happened to pokemon
After, I joked about 911 she looked at me like I'm garbage and walked away. What's wrong with women?
i'm that johnny depp bdpi test
>>33871244Maybe she was too old
>>33871242Oh sorry I thought you had a genuine problem anyway carry on
>>33871247Okay, homo
>>33871239picrel
i made my lockscreen my dogi'm a complete manwhore now ain't i
>>33871244Clearly she needs to watch more Norm MacDonald.And the RLM Star Wars special.>>33871251I wouldn't have it any other way. *pat pat*
>>33871252Dogs are kind of shit, so this is just a natutal woman repellent.You're being the opposite of a manwhore.
WomenDo you like evil smiles? I don't do it intentionally, but many people told me that my smile looks evil as if I'm laughing at them inside.I'm in fact evil enough and like to laugh at people's misfortune, but I heard it many times for no reason.
>>33871243
>>33871256>I'm in fact evil enough and like to laugh at people's misfortuneSo if I laugh at incels pain and suffering does that make me an inversely good person?
>>33871232Remove kebab, the world was better when Yugos were still around
>>33871260No, it makes you evil. Also, I may be a misogynist, but I'm not an incel.
men have two inherent natures>comically embarrassing, woman-worshipping simps>hateful misogynists that are revolted by women and everything about them their upbringing decides which "side" will take center stage in their life
>>33871259I would pet Orphie's head 4 times as much.
Foids, which one>6'5" built like a wall>angry, rude guy>often wins competitions then snubs the ceremony>eats like a monster when he doesn't forget to eator>5'9" likes his skinny jeans>nice guy>doesn't like to compete, makes jokes when people get too serious>claps at parades>never looks sleepy, never seems to sleep, just light nap
>>33871266you forgot the most import onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFftJDXii0&list=RDBqFftJDXii0&start_radio=1
>>33871266>comically embarrassingI think the only thing comically embarrassing here is women's reaction to those guys. If the world was fair, good people would win, but because women are disgustingly evil, chaotic creatures the more you hate them, the more pussy you slay.
>>33871264entj?? based take???
>>33871265But I thought incels were the bad guys >>33871275They manufactured everything from guns to children’s toys, it was a lot safer too
>>33871277>incels were the bad guysThey're victims of society who grew up on old norms while privilege has completely gone to the women's side, leaving them with two shit options: not trying at all or wasting big amounts of energy on low-tier women. Both are suffering in their own way.
>>33871266Becoming an adult is realizing that people aren’t this atomized in real life and a lot more chill
Girls, would you watch the lord of the rings with me?
>>33870333This is literally me but with a chad face, muscular body, and>I am a sad lonely FAGGOT>Here's some embarassing information about me>PLEASE BULLY ME WITH IT>vent post>...
>>33871266Or both, with an accent on comically embarrassing (couldn't be me, though).
For either sex but have you ever gone to therapy, and if so what for and did it actually help you?
>>33871279>blaming uncontrollable circumstances for your own poor decision making skillsPajeet tier IQ
this goddamn joner
>>33871287>landlord propaganda>PAY MY MORTGAGE FOR MEEEEE!!!!
>>33871286MNo, they told me I'm too far gone and offered medicine which will make me docile and boring. I never took it.
i have her number but i can't just ask her out for drink can i
>>33871296If you have her number then yes, you can.
>>33871286MI went for depression in college, and no it didn't help. Six years on I still haven't found something that does.
>>33871293I win.
>>33871170The daddy mommy stuff is always gross. It's just an incest fantasy, which is always disgusting. You can't say that it's not because There's no other context to call someone mommy or daddy It's just incest, which is always disgusting. It's a crime for a reason. The rest clearly we're not going to see eye-to-eye, but if you actually want someone to shit on you something is horribly wrong with you and I'm not going to sit there and try to fix it If you want to pretend to rate me But you want it to be as realistic as possible something's horribly wrong with you, and I'm not going to sit around and try to find out what it is. Most extreme kink is just about power and humiliation I do not want to be humiliated and I do not want to be with someone who wants to have absolute power over me or humiliate me or hurt me or do something disgusting to me.
>>33871287There's no such thing as decision-making skills because free will is an illusion. The choices a person makes are determined before they even begin the process of choosing. Everything we do is primarily a product of our upbringing and, to a lesser extent, our genetics.
>>33871270? the guy in 5 cm per second literally has a decade+ long oneitis with the girl getting engaged to someone else by the end of it
>>33871296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKdkHcR50E
>>33871296do it do it do it
>>33871297>>33871304>>33871305>>33871306she's a bartender and no i can't do that
>>33871303What if I punched you in the face would you still consider that an illusion, or like you said already predetermined. Fucking idiot lmao
>>33871309Why not?Did you even watch the video?
>>33871301>Most extreme kink is just about power and humiliationNo, BDSM is a normalfag-tier kink."
>>33871282No it’s a guy movie, women won’t understand it
>>33871311not him but yet that would be predetermined. but still you missed the point because socioeconomic determinism is kind of its own thing and way easier to demonstrate. which is why when you criticize someone's decisionmaking skills as an economic actor (their ability to make money) you're really criticizing their economic logic, which you likely confuse for all types of qualities which have nothing to do with it. thus the illusion of meritocracy persists.
>>33871311Your anger itself is a result of your genetics and upbringing. So your pathetic example does nothing to disprove the point.
>>33871322Alright then you asked for it
>>33871312i'm fucking afraidlike fuck pre-summer she asked what i was doing a monday when she knows i worked mon-fri and had asked if i had wanted to go kyaking but i couldn't
>>33871321>if you’re homeless just buy a house I can’t tell if you’re trolling or being genuinely serious, I really hope it’s not that latter
>>33871323And as a consequence of your action, I will most likely use a knife because I'm a sociopath with sadistic tendencies and low morals. In this example, everything was predetermined before our meeting.
moids, wanna get horny?
>>33871330I want to see your pussy up close while you spread your pussy lips with one hand and make the V sign.
>>33871330Why do you say these things with that name
>>33871329Yeah just hold still for me bud
>>33871334it's not exactly it, but i have a youtube video here that i found>>33871335you want me to change it?
>>33871328are you fucking retarded
>>33871347You may keep it but I'm confused why you chose to call yourself that
>>33871348No I already own house sorry
>>33870223>33870223its the jews
>>33871347>youtube videoShow it. I want to get horny.
I. Hate. Women.
>>33871330I wanna get misogynistic.
>>33871330that's my secret. i'm always horny
>>33871351i did it out of spite, but mostly irony lol>>33871354https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf3ClWefWp8&list=RDTf3ClWefWp8&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv
Women, why the fuck do you make such a big deal of some arbitrary dates like birthdays or the anniversary of something? Why must I remember this shit?
>>33870236mgood, about to jerk it
>>33871356okay.>>33871358of course you are
so fuck do i gve it one day or two or just wait until we see each other on hallloween
>>33871363maybe because some women are very emotional and they see great value in events like that. maybe when someone forgets it, they feel like they're forgotten as a person?
>>33870234Women are so good at picking goofy looking men.
>>33871373Shut up tranny you have no idea how women operate
>>33871373>great valueI'm usually sad when my birthday comes. My beauty and value as a person go down while the chance of getting an incurable disease or sudden death goes up.
I am a great catch. I know this because women always make the wrong choice and none have ever picked me.
>>33871352>I already own house sorryKek, this is why your larps fail. Can't change nature.
I'm extremely jelly at people in relationships right now, it must be great to be able to get your bf or gf to help you when you're sick
Does anyone else want to watch their mom get fucked?
>>33871393Nah, I will leave my gf at home and go hook up with some whores. It's her who's sick, not me, why must I overwork because of her?
>>33871396Seek god
>>33871396What single motherhood does to a mf
>>33871396>>33871402Unironically, watching my whore single mother get drilled on the kitchen floor when I was 9 or so made me a complete womanizer and sex pest.
>>33871402Both my parents were absent actually. My mom always went out to the bar and one time she was drunk and told me she never wanted me, I think that gave me a massive cuckson fetish.
>>33871301It's literally not incest at all to call your partner mommy or daddy as a nickname or for a kink. You don't think of your literal mother or father while saying that, why would you? You said earlier that you stare at kids in public, does that imply anything sexual? No, but a close minded person might judge you that way. So why can't you understand this other thing about mommy and daddy? There are plenty of couples who call each other that casually (I don't know where you live but I'm from Europe) so I don't understand why you'd consider that unusual. And when you say extreme kinks, again it's not clear what you mean because some people think that one slap during sex or one naughty word is already "extreme", like it's humiliating and your partner wants to exert undue control over you. It heavily depends on the meaning you assign to it, but I thought you were more open minded and able to differentiate sex life vs regular non-sex life.
>>33871409>not incest at all to call your partner mommy or daddyNTA. I agree, but daddy/mommy issues are not cute or sexy, they're disgusting. If the girl I'm fucking calls me daddy at the moment, I will slap her.
>>33871382No wtf>>33871330No>>33871296You actually can lol (assuming you have monies)>>33871309That's perfect then, she's probably up late most nights anyways>>33871252>i made my lockscreen my dogYJK
>>33871203M, I barely know either and dgaf about streamer culture but I'd say Pokimane, she seems like more the type to be fake and take advantage of her fans (like with the whole cookie thing lol), whereas Emiru seems like a genuine dork
>>33871396wtf, no???
>>33871412How do you know it's daddy/mommy issues? And what does that even mean? Everyone has issues with their parents, your parents weren't perfect. It's just an affectionate nickname. If your girl calls you daddy that's pretty flattering. If you're insulted or triggered by that you should evaluate yourself
FREE ADVICE FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE. Reminder to anons that some of the "femanons" are actually maleanons, I heard their voices and they sounded like you know. Additionally the popular women are not cute or ugly cute they are just meh boring looking yes they might be nice to talk to but once you know them you will wish you didnt. I saw some of them via distinct forms and thrust me it's not worth wasting your time here many of them have really nasty gross skin or weird limbs. Also some of them confessed to me how they are infertile with some weird fake things one even told me they have the two gender orgams. If they seem to like cats stop talking to them immediately they are the worsts of them all. Now there is a couple of really crazy male anons and you can't fake this level schrizonepniatiaa not for years. There is specially one that seems to be here more than 12 hours if not most of the day. He is easy to tell apart since he posts most of the trash that get posted here, ignore this person, you can't belp him. New people please don't waste your time here, thrust me, I know how this place works. Some of these awful people sometimes name fag but if you pay attention you will notice who they are. They have patterns and often say the same words or catch phrases. The advice here is completely useless most of the time, please find a better place. Good luck.
>>33871396I already did. It was meh
>>33871164Based New Game posterKou reminds me so much of my mom when she was younger lol>>33871159>any way you could enjoy talking to a very shy, awkward and quiet womanYeah of course, nothing wrong with being quiet and shyI would try to have faith that he's being genuine>>33871155Paralegal poster?>>33871152>The third time my girlfriend cheated on meBruh you should've been out the door long ago lmao
>>33871146>What do you think the most tragic story is?The story of my lifeOnce upon a time, I was born>>33871132>the game is boring, slow, and the definition of the sunk cost fallacyWhy not just play a fun game then you moron>>33871114Does he?>>33871093>I'm actually allergic to the coldIs this even a thing>>33871079I don't mind it if I have warm clothes to wearElse it's shit
>>33871005RIPI remember a few years ago back in my hometown, I saw this hot girl who used to walk home with me from highschool, on the same route Problem this time is she was with her bf whereas I was getting blackout drunk and spilling beer
>>33871079MI like it. I melt in the heat, with cold you can always add another layer.
>>33870932>should I try just focusing on myself(I am i'm trying to get healthier/get more social maybe) and maybe try dating other people even if he lives with me?absolutely 100% anonski
>>33870883M, I don't think I'd be a good or reliable parent. I have bipolar so there's always the risk of having an episode and going off the deep end. Also I'm poor as shit and can't even afford to live alone, let alone raise kids. I'm also just not that interested desu and I think you only should have kids if you really really want them. I can manage cats so I'd rather just have those. I just need to win the lottery so I can live in a castle or something like Enya.
>>33871159>he keeps saying he really likes meYou're probably very cute.
>>33871431This is one of the upsides of growing up in a poor small town. Most of my classmates became junkies, criminals, cops, or failures, while I work in IT and fuck hookers every second day.
>>33871203MNever heard of Emiru. Qrd?I never liked Pokimane, she's not even hot. Valkyrae's popularity is understandable because she's actually pretty.
>>33871114Because you're trying to employ priming tactics.
>>33870883MYeah, a lot, for the same reasons as >>33870893. I don't see myself as relationship material let alone father material though so I highly doubt it will ever happen.
>>33871440>fuck hookers every second dayI mean I wouldn't say this is a flex lol but as long as you're having funI actually grew up in a pretty affluent town so most of my old friends are doing great. This girl who used to run after me to walk home from school with me is a doctor now for example and rich. Whereas I am an alcoholic bartender
>>33871269Gun to my head I have to choose? Shoot.
>>33870973MI don't know what more to say, and I don't want to burn through the relationship too quickly.
I feel like most of the questions asked here pertaining to dating or relationships are largely pointless because people often look the other way at something they dislike or even engage in it themselves if they love someone. If you ask someone "would you date a man who does *insert weird thing here*?" they would most likely say no, but if it's someone they actually like they would probably just go along with it.
>>33870883Life is hard and I'm weak and I don't want to make another innocent soul go through that.
>>33870647What did u have in the end>>33870655Wow you're literally me (besides covering all my mom's expenses but I paid her a lot while living with her)
>>33870750
>>33870689Bc they never truly loved her and are now looking to "upgrade"We call these people selfish cunts
>>33870883>If you don't want to have kids, why?MI have a nihilistic view on life. I think the world will end with my death, so I don't care about stuff like lineage or leaving my genetics behind. It's all pointless anyway. Also, speaking from utilitarianism pov, I think it would be more hassle than rewarding.
>>33870750https://youtu.be/JLYwxVWF_qQ?si=0c3EC5V81WgcEilK>>33870756>also suffer from depression and other mental issues too.They probably are just not always in the mood to text/talk then and dealing with their own shit>>33870764Yes lol idcI'd need a male chaperone though which would be more awkward
>>33870796>until I started using this threadDon't fall down the incel pipeline kek>>33870849That is weird but maybe he's just an introverted autist idk
>>33870854What am I getting better from? Mental illness? I would probably just become a plumber or something and eventually live in a cottage somewhere with some cats and tend a garden or something
>>33871442>Never heard of Emiru. Qrd?streamer cunt
>>33871315Good for them. Its gross. >>33871409A young woman saying "awww" looking st a child endearingly is different from "oh yes Daddy fuck Daddy's slut hard!" Or "please make me cum Mommy I've been such a good boy Mommy" directly implies they are thinking about incest. They want sex with a parental figure. Incest is disgusting. Partners call each other mommy or daddy when THEY ARE PARENTS and say so in front of the kids. Never once have I heard nonparents do that. I gave you plenty of examples of extreme. You said getting pissed on is fine actually, that getting walked around like a dog and made to eat from a bowl and piss on newspaper is silly but not that serious. As far as I'm concerned, you can't slap your wife across the face and say you love her. You can't pretend to rape your wife violently while she tries desperately to get away and say you love her. Call me rigid but, the guy who gets off by rubbing actual feces on his penis does not strike me as well adjusted man or a suitable father for my children.
>>33871396Why does mom/son stuff so viscerally upset me?
>>33870796>heightIt’s overrated. Being tall adds points, being short subtracts, and being average does nothing. What counts as tall or short depends heavily on the situation. In some contexts, like dating apps, it’s noticeable, but in a bar or club, you might never feel the difference.I think the main problem is that, in my opinion, it’s one of the few innate parameters you can’t change, aside from doing LL, which is long, painful, and has side effects.
anyone else feel like you have an extreme version of the "looking better after having a nap" thing? my skin looks like a drug addict's especially if i just woke up after sleeping at night or just before heading to sleep. but if i take a 2-3 hour nap during the day, after waking up, my skin suddenly looks 10/10, just like the skin on a skin product advertisement model.
>>33871453this is very true in most cases, almost everyone will overlook minor "hated" red flags in someone if everything else is green.
>>33871477Idk I look shit all the time desu But I know what you mean I look better after a nap vs. waking up in the morning
>>33871476>but in a bar or club, you might never feel the difference.Lmao what? You see the tall Chads with the most bitches
>>33871363i did get very sad the one time my bf forgot my birthday, but he's also the one who always remembers our anniversary while i'm prone to forgetting it. other than birthdays i literally don't care lol. and i guess as you get older most people care less about bdays too. i've never had a bday party for example since i was 10.
>>33871477>>33871480I can't take naps, I always end up waking up more tired whether its 10min 30min 60min 120min
Are men actually offput by some women's fetishization of fantasy creatures like minotaurs, or is it so ridiculous that it doesn't even register as an unironic kink?
>>33871486It depends on the fantasy creature. There are a bunch of fantasy women creatures that men fetishize but the vast majority of them are just 'is a hot woman' but sings, or is evil, or has cute ears, etc. Things like a minotaur or centaur or whatever starts to get a little into bestiality territory.
>>33871481True, it may sound misleading. I mean it's still possible and not even that hard. It won't be easy mode as if you were a handsome, tall Chad, but life is unfair so there is no reason to cry about it.
>>33871486Pretty much >>33871487 a catgirl isn't a straight up bipedal cat. If they want to fuck the werewolf in human form yeah that's been a thing in media for forever but fucking the actual wolf form... Bitch that's a DAWG
with all this nap talk, I'll take a nap right now
>>33871486I also saw the last shoe video. Honestly, I like horny degenerate women. I may even cosplay a minotaur for her if she wants.
>>33871487>There are a bunch of fantasy women creatures that men fetishizeThis is my fetish
>>33871485for me the trick is to have one early enough if possible
>>33871497slime girls are cute.
>>33871476I have the exact opposite experience, actually. On apps I've never noticed any effect, but in clubs tall guys do significantly fucking better than anyone else. Thankfully there's a lot of ways to meet girls other than clubs.
>>33871498Like a mid morning nap?
Women deserve infinite misogyny.
>>33871486Some men probably are but I just think "I get it". After all men have been putting boobs on every fantasy creature that has been thought up forever.
Hate foids every day.
>>33871502>On apps I've never noticed any effect, but in clubs tall guys do significantly fucking better than anyone else.Yeah, but I also often see short kings, and by short I mean really short, like 5'3" or something, together with a tall 6'0"+ queen. Also, on a side note, I find the short man/tall woman aesthetic really hot, like giant slaying versus the daddy and daughter dynamic in tall man/short woman.
>>33871512I have never, ever seen a short guy get with a girl in a club. I've definitely seen short guys come to the club with a hot tall girl they've met before (I'm borderline one of those guys myself), but that's my entire point.>on a side note, I find the short man/tall woman aesthetic really hotMe too. I've got a fwb who loves the dynamic too so she wears platform shoes around me.
Is this true?
So this is pretty much all you need to know about that Israeli–Palestinian conflict, right?https://youtu.be/ithQnu0AwnY
>>33871515people get back in touch with friends all the time>>33871516is this what normalfags think is funny?
>>33871516That the Israeli government is conducting a genocide against Palestinians and Israelis are cheering them on?
>>33871330not particularily
>>33871516Don't forget yours truly
25FThree years ago I ghosted my best friend. We'd known each other since we were 14. I wanted a fresh start in life and leave everything from my old life behind. She texted me for about six months asking to know what was going on but I always ignored her until she gave up. I want to be friends again and tried talking to her but she seems pretty cold and like she doesn't want to forgive me and be friends. What do.
>>33871529i never understand why people ghost friends unless they actually hurt you. like not everything revolves around you. hope she doesn't answer anymore ngl.
>>33871505yeah exactly, i sometimes have those if i have a free day and just go back to bed even after i had coffee lol.
>>33871487>>33871489For werewolves/minotaurs/whatever, is there really no male fetish equivalent that'd make them understand the appeal of the animalistic aspect of the creatures? It does feel like feminine monsters that men fetishize really are just normally proportioned women with normal human tits and asses.
>>33871486I dont care. If anything it makes you look like a horny slut which I find appealing. Just dont force it onto irl
>>33871534>werewolves/minotaurs/whateverThose are rapist substitutes. Men dont have the desire to get raped
>>33871531NTA, but I also never write first because I'm an extreme narcissist. I never actually ghosted anyone, but we speak like once in two years. Still friends and help each other through.
>>33871536They aren't always. I like the idea of civilizing/taming a werewolf or centaur bf via love, compassion, communication, and rough sex. It's different.
>>33871539It's a dangerous uncontrollable force that you want to take over you. Which in a way aligns
>>33871537>I never actually ghosted anyone, but we speak like once in two years. Still friends and help each other through.this is pretty cool though, maybe 2 years is a little too long tho lol. it's a true friendship if it doesn't die even with no "maintenance".
