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Be me 550lb 33 years old. I spend most of my time whenever possible in front of my Ryzen Rig Gaming and that brings lots of enjoyment, however due to My large size it has been 4+years since I have been able to achieve climax thru manual stimulation anymore. Initially I solicited sex workers to resolve the matter but that gets expensive. but recently I have been considering prostate stimulation, Have any of you heard of Aneros prostate Massager? They look like a good practical solution moving forward I'm past the "I'm not putting anything in there" phase I'm fine inserting non-sentient inanimate objects.
What are your thoughts on a prostate massager? Has anyone here tried one? what other solutions should I consider?
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>>33871109
I won't read obese threads. Fat "people" are subhuman.
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>>33871109
Never heard of a prostate massager until this thread and now I want one for the crazy tiring days. I'll say how it goes if/when I get one while this thread is still up

(... weight gain affects the ability to get off? This is the first time I heard of this)
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>>33871336
psyop image
irrelevant image of a lady for the text
tale as old as time
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>>33871361
I am going to fondly stroke your hair and gently caress your balls, and when you least expect it push the massager up your peehole.
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>>33871109
impressive shitpost, anon
truly sickening
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>>33871398
im so lonely
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>>33871109
Ryzen viral marketing people need to rethink their strategy
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good shitpost, clanker image and dumbest fucking thread ive heard. if this is real, go to the gym instead of being a faggot
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>>33871466
OP Here I'm not being a faggot I said I'm fine with insertion so long as it doesnt bring another dude any pleasure
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>>33871336
Yes it does especially as your reproductive member numbs out from less blood flow due to weight, plus less access coupled with reduced cardio capacity and at some point you lose the ability to masterbate
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>>33871109
Get on ozempic or fast every other day but take a good multivitamin and drink water. You can lose weight doing water exercises in the pool
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This one looks like their top-tier it vibrates to I can set it in press the button, pull it out after orgasm. it $150 idk if the other ones vibrate
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>>33871618
yeah i bet, you probably slam 10 dudes every day and just block it out because of internalized homophobia
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>>33871651
OP Here Nah man its too late for me I've been down that path with no success. back in the early computer days when you master got too full you pulled those pins out and turned it into a slave and put in a new master. you didnt try trimming file space. This is for me to bypass my productive system that is no longer accessible I'm done with gym memberships and diets.
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>>33871657
I can't slam any dudes I CAN only get slammed. My identity cant bare another man's cock in me plus his breath intensifying and what all that implies about me. perhaps live penetration has something to offer that a machine cant offer. if this doesn't work (perhaps because the device needs me stroking it in & out to accumulate climax) then live penetration will be all I have left and I don't think any amount of sexual desperation will take me there
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>>33871688
just admit you are a faggot and call it a day
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>>33871742
The guys in the Aneros demonstrations looked like normal masculine dudes not gays. I get the impression that the product is for ANY guy
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>>33871742
This picrel should help you understand.
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>>33871762

>My identity cant bare another man's cock in me plus his breath intensifying and what all that implies about me. perhaps live penetration has something to offer that a machine cant offer.

this man is completely straight
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>AI image
>AI story
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>>33872509
duh! of course its an AI image I wont put a real picture of myself to then conclude the story is AI is a brainless conclusion
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>>33872659
cool story bro



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