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Anons what should I do if I'm a virgin at 24m still?
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>>33872725
Why are you?
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>>33872725
>the number of doom
It's over.
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>>33872725
1. HAVE FRIENDS.
2. TAKE COCAINE AND MDMA AND VIAGRA.
3. GO CLUBBING UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS (MAYBE INCLUDING ANOTHER PARTY SOMEWHERE AFTERWARDS).
4. PULL A BIRD WITH ENORMOUS CHEBS.
5. SHAG HER.
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>>33872762
>Why are you?
I've been living a complacent life ever since I was probably 21. 3 years go by without much change.
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bump
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>>33872725
if this really bothers you/people make fun of you for this, go visit a hooker
otherwise dismiss
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>>33872725
Have sex
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At 24 years of age, you could have secured a Master's degree in an advanced field of study. You could have learned how to send rockets into fucking space in the same time span that you've been unable to lose your virginity.

What happened, man? Why are you having trouble doing something that 13-year-old boys can accomplish easily?

I would suggest lying about your virginity. Women officially start to view it as a red flag around the age of 24. As in a "what the fuck is wrong with him?" kind of red flag. However you feel about 40-year-old virgins, women feel the same way about 24-year-old virgins. It's bad.

Surround yourself with attractive friends so you don't give off red flags for low social status. Lie about your virginity.



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