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Might get Expelled from Colleg(...) 10/29/25(Wed)18:23:26 No.33873437

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Might get Expelled from College and Parents don’t Know Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)18:23:26 No.33873437 Archived

I was caught vandalizing the washrooms. I’m literally anonymously famous on the universities social media for being the guy that destroys all the washrooms. The school finally traced it to me and the police got involved since it’s a bio hazard.

I’ve been clogging the toilets with apples and then taking a shit. I’ve been doing upper deckers by shitting in the top and creating a web of shit toilet paper in the stall, then crawling out leaving the door locked. The janitor would have to crawl in and get tangled in shit toilet paper.

They’re saying I’m facing expulsion and I have no clue what to do because my parents will be pissed. I don’t know what to do

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)18:36:16 No.33873496

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)18:36:16 No.33873496

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>>33873437

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)19:03:21 No.33873637

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)19:03:21 No.33873637

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>>33873437
I won't read mediocre creative-writing threads.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)20:50:50 No.33874144

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)20:50:50 No.33874144

>>33873437
What proof do they even have that it's you?

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)20:52:43 No.33874158

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)20:52:43 No.33874158

>>33873437
Kill yourself.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)20:56:52 No.33874178

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)20:56:52 No.33874178

>>33873437
>oh no my actions are having consequences!
good, get fucked idiot

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)21:05:15 No.33874210

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)21:05:15 No.33874210

gut yourself like a fish in a toilet stall, the ultimate mess

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)12:10:02 No.33876767

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)12:10:02 No.33876767

>>33873437
You're really in deep shit.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)15:34:40 No.33877471

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)15:34:40 No.33877471

>>33873637
You write like trash

Anonymous
10/31/25(Fri)13:17:17 No.33880536

Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)13:17:17 No.33880536

>>33873437
Post proof

Anonymous
11/01/25(Sat)07:01:20 No.33883620

Anonymous 11/01/25(Sat)07:01:20 No.33883620

kek
>parents will be pissed
piss on their bed to assert dominance

Anonymous
11/01/25(Sat)13:34:46 No.33884716

Anonymous 11/01/25(Sat)13:34:46 No.33884716

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Anonymous
11/01/25(Sat)15:20:39 No.33885133

Anonymous 11/01/25(Sat)15:20:39 No.33885133

>>33873437
Thats the best student that school could find; and people wonder why new grads can't find jobs.

Anonymous
11/02/25(Sun)08:55:16 No.33889421

Anonymous 11/02/25(Sun)08:55:16 No.33889421

>>33873437
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Anonymous
11/02/25(Sun)09:06:39 No.33889441

Anonymous 11/02/25(Sun)09:06:39 No.33889441

Good for your ass. I mean, why should we help you? So you can get off scott free and be a retard somewhere else? Thanks for the laugh though. I needed that.

Anonymous
11/02/25(Sun)09:08:51 No.33889444

Anonymous 11/02/25(Sun)09:08:51 No.33889444

play stupid games, win stupid prices
I hope you never recover from this all your life