Im not gay but i have grindr downloaded. I have it so I can potentially get s*cked off by ftms and femboys. And possibly if a guy is cute enough by one of them too.But anyway I had to turn on the sound for notifications because I needed to hear the notification from my mom when she texted me because she was coming over. The vibration isnt that strong.So I turn on the notification and my mom eventually texts me that shes here. She comes in and I just put my phone in my pocket.Im in the living room with her and my gay cousin. We're talking about the government shutdown. All of a sudden a loud as fuck grindr notification goes off in my pocket. My mom asks what it was and I go just twitter.My cousin goes no it wasn't and looks at me in a funny way. I look at him like dude stfu. He just ignores it and is like "Michael (me) that was a grindr notification". My mom is like whats that I thought it was twitter. My cousin is like "its just an app. A gay app."Im like "dude what the fuck is your problem" I legit want to knock him outMy mom looks at me funny. Im like what mom. She's like you're gay? Im like no I just use it for femboys. She's like whats a femboy.I dont know what to say at this point and say I have to get back to studying (im in college) so I go to my roomMy mom left and texted me, i still haven't looked at the text. Im so fucking embarrassed. What the fuck. Im thinking about putting laxatives in my cousins food. Give his partners a little more lube if you know what I mean. Fuckin dickhead.What should I do? Im not saying im bisexual thats gay with extra steps.
>>33881219>I'm not gay>Does gay shitYou are gay.
>>33881219Tell her it's only gay if the balls touch.
>>33881219Just show her a picture of one and she’ll get it. She just want to make sure you’re not getting fucked
>>33881219>I'm not gay I just like sex with menIt's OK my guy.
>>33881219Tell her it's only 2.19% gay
>>33881219>Im not saying im bisexualYou are either a bisexual, which is less embarrassing, or a complete homo. No straight person is into fucking and getting sucked by guys no matter how feminine they appear.
>>33883279There is no such thing as a bisexual male. If you like dick, you are gay.
>>33881219I also think you’re gay.
>>33883300I love you, 4chan.
>>33883287Well I guess I'm a "gay" man who also enjoys fucking women.
>>33881219> She's like you're gay? Im like no I just use it for femboys. She's like whats a femboy.I wish I was in the room when this happened.
google what does contrived mean?
>>33881219>Im not gayNigga you gay
>>33884754I really hope she googled it afterwards. Bonus points if she concluded that her son is indeed, not gay.
>>33885105If she was of the older generation, she probably asked her friends instead. That would be even more hilarious because they would inevitably ask why she wanted to know and then she would have to explain to them about her son.
