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>>33906617Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>33906625No. Make him fit and give him like really thick dark eyebrows. That could save it.
Girls: What's some clothing items for a guy that you find irresistible or just pretty attractive?For guys it's stuff like skirts or stockings or flats, so what's the male versions?
>>33906626He has a unibrow.
>>33906632Hmm. I dunno actually... I like jeans? Hats like ball caps and beanies?
>>33906635OK so wax or pluck it.
I want my dick sucked every day. If the girl can't do it, I'll go to a suck bar, and it's not cheating.
>>33906617No jeet bake? Guess he’s still banned lol
>>33906617Wow based
I love women (the blonde ones)
flat chest with a nice big and nicely shaped butt > big titsFUCK NNN GOT ME FUCKED UP AND ITS ONLY WEEK 1
How come I am obsessed with big tits and yet I only fall in love with skinny girls?
>>33906648You're only saying that because there's at least two confirmed flat chested big assef females ITT. It's not your type. You're just sucking up to whoever might maybe be in desperate need of validation.
>>33906651I only know of one, and 1. she's not White and 2. her ass isnt nicely shaped, she's just overweight
>>33906632waistcoats
How do I get a goofy ass woman with big tits?
>>33906652>pressing your mom for reps Sex actually kills gains by increasing dopamine
>>33906656Girls that dress up as naughty on Halloween are actually the nicest people ever and vice versa, it’s such a weird stigma
>>33906658small price to payfor that thick butt laying on my hips and her mosquito bites pointing towards me
>>33906660You’ve never had sex before
>>33906662have too
Jeeted and defeated
>>33906640>>33906665What did I miss in the last thread? An angry jeet?
As a man, unless you know for a fact that you will have a lot of followers, it's usually better to not have any social media or dating app profiles. You lose so much aura when she can look you up and see that you're a loser.
>>33906617After work I like to come home and kick around a soccer ball with the neighbours kids, I don’t plan on having children but this is the closest I’ll get with these little shits
>>33906666He’s mad that I’m not posting. Nice quads gigasatan.
>>33906666Toronto Pajeet was LARPing again
If you listed everything you ate today would you feel ashamed?
>>33906671I've really been away from ATOGA for too long. Or then again, maybe not long enough.
>>33906672no, because I didnt eat anything yet
What defines flat anyway? Are we talking mosquito bites, A cups, B cups? Because to you guys it seems like big is F cup and medium is C.
>>33906625yesyesyes where is he?
>>33906672I ate less than 2000 calories and fasted for about 6 hours today I feel great
State gender, do you believe men and women are equal?
>>33906617I ain't reading all that shit
>>33906683MI think there was a brief period where we were pretty much equal, but the scale has been tipping more in the favor of women in recent years.
>>33906672No.I had some kinda meh sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for lunch, and then I made spaghetti Bolognese for dinner.>>33906683MaleDefinitely not. Women are subhuman.
>>33906683MI don't really think that's a meaningful question. Are Cuttlefish and Lemurs equal?
>>33906672So far, I've had instant noodles for breakfast, microwaved noodles for lunch with hot chili oil also had two bananas. and I drank a sweet tea, flavored milk, and then mostly water.
Yep, I'm hating women, alright.
>>33906666Just another case of ENTJ falseflagging and shitposting
>>33906683FNo. Men are generally bigger, stronger, and are more likely to have higher intelligence.
>>33906677asking the real questions here, i'm also wondering what /atoga/ means by flat. it's almost like they mean boy chest flat
>>33906694How did a toddler gain access to 4chan
>>33906700goo goo ga gathis toddler weights over 250 lbs.
>>33906690>sweet & sour chicken with fried rice for lunchBased MSG slop enthusiast
>>33906672I'm not ashamed of eating nothing. It's a normal poorfag diet.
>>33906701Bowling ball Jim
>>33906706That's like a 400lbs body at least.
Women, would you be mad if a guy you hooked up with once, was still telling everyon how you gave him the best blowjob of his life, 20years later?
>>33906672I ashamed I ate four servings of Vindaloo and Byriani, my mom cooks for me because I can’t look after myself despite being old enough to move out and poo
>>33906683>looks down at my flat chest No
>>33906683MNo, women are prettier, have more privileges and less responsibility.
>>33906707Shut up fatty eat your boba tea and vindaloo
>>33906698Exactly. To me flat is boy chest mosquito bites can't fit any bras. Little boobs are A cup, medium are B, C is getting big
>>33906698Mosquito is flat. I personally think Bs are the perfect size.
GenderHow would you react if you found out your partner had used Botox and surgeries and was actually ten years older than they claimed to be?
>>33906718>>33906717Wait what standard? What defines these sizes?
>>33906719You ever see the botox smile?You can tell, it never works.
>>33906719MYou can tell when botox is used, there's no such thing as subtle with it. I hate it. I'm beyond saddened that girls in their late teens and early 20s are already using that shit.
>>33906719>How would you react if you found out your partner had used Botox and surgeries and was actually ten years older than they claimed to be?MI live in LA, I see botox all the time, it always makes them look older.
women,I know when you're not in the mood, you won't suck dicksbut my gf won't even touch my dick, she just lays down like a starfish and lets me do all the worksometimes she lets me eat her out, just sometimesshe often complains that I take too much time for forplayI just want our sex to be more spicy what to do?
>>33906632Linen shirts and cardigans
>>33906726the fact that you're even having sex
>>33906727>LinenWhat? But they make you look fat or old>CardigansSame as above. Wtf.
>>33906617M or FHow passionate is your relationship?
>>33906726You should be more dominant, my ex loved it when I just took her and did whatever I wanted with her, knowing that she’ll never get level of physical and emotional understanding is the best revenge I’ll ever have
>>33906734
>>33906711>less responsibility.Pregnancy and childcare are quite responsible
>>33906734Fwut relationship?
>>33906737They don't have children though.
>>33906734My what?
>>33906737Dumping kids infront of an iPad is what women have been doing for a while now and the effects have been a disaster.
Women,Do you prefer shaved pubes or unshaved pubes on your partner?
Too many Tomboys I'm interested in turn out to be lesbians.I need a new type. Any suggestions, atoga?
>>33906734You can tell this is a movie because in real life women don't react this way to men.
>>33906740anon, that is a LOLI
Do men subconsciously prefer a woman who many men want?Is it hot for her to be hit on often, get lots of attention on social media, etc? I never thirst trap on Instagram or Twitter so I never get guys in my DMs or anything. I have been hit on in public but not in front of my bf.
:'(https://youtu.be/qryx5Xm_V1I
>>33906745Your game is just shit bro, most of them are bi.
>>33906745Lesbians.
>>33906749My ideal women is a blind invisible girl.so like, a vampire bat girl creature thing.
>>33906749Not even a little. I've always been kinda grossed out by those instagram thot types, something about them is just off putting.
>>33906736I like to send these to my autistic buddy. He only responds with thumbs up.
>>33906748Who can afford a full size pillow in todays economy????
>>33906734I’m so glad to be single, I can finally use that energy to love myself and do all the things I wish I did when I was in a relationship
>>33906683>do you believe men and women are equal?F. Not really. I'm starting to realize people in the past had a point. Men are just better in most ways and more suited to lead, and girls are better off submitting to men.
>>33906723>I'm beyond saddened that girls in their late teens and early 20s are already using that shit.It's okay, a little pretty booster, like roids for men. Everyone does it.
>>33906751Most of the bi ones seem to just want to hookup.>>33906752This is no laughing matter.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN.
>>33906763No, they really don't. The very vast majority of guys have never touched steroids.
>>33906766Hey, Qt.
>>33906697Wow. What happened to you?
>>33906749That's 100% a foid thing and you're clearly projecting because you wouldn't date a guy no other bitches want. Why the fuck would I want a gf who many men try to fuck? If she's hot to me, that's the only thing that matters.
>>33906766Just get a better job what are you stupid and unemployable with no skills or experience lmao
>>33906763>a little pretty boosterIt looks like shit and will cause your skin to sag worse in time. Worse still is it just leads to doing more of that shit.
>>33906769I’m very unhappy with ENTJ influencing the foids of our home board
>>33906749I love bimbo whores
>>33906769I learned.
>>33906773His chad aura is inescapable
>>33906772Roids and Botox is literally just social engineering IQ test, same with tattoos
>>33906777I'm not sure tattoos are in the same vain, roids and botox are more for severely misguided vanity.
>the most pathetic samefagging I've ever seenwow
>>33906745>Too many Tomboys I'm interested in turn out to be lesbians.>I need a new type. Any suggestions, atoga?Maybe go for a subtype of tomboy that leans a little straighter? I'm thinking weeb girls could fit the bill
How do people have types? If I find a girl attractive I'll just look up her porn, how do you have a type when you can generate any type of degenerate shit you want? Like isn't that boring? To have a type?
>>33906745Tomboys are a gay man's choice. Go for femboys like me.
>>33906764>Most of the bi ones seem to just want to hookup.It starts that way and becomes something proper. They can be a little non-committal out of fear of getting attached, so you have to really show you're going to put in effort to be there longterm.>>33906782Weebs/cosplayers seem to be more straight than bi in my experience, which is surprising all things considered.
>>33906771The only fucking jobs i can get are fast food or shitass warehouse jobs. Living in the Midwest is Hell, there's a town called Hell here for a reason.
>>33906768I'M A MAN
>>33906790So is he (to the extent a Brit can be)
>>33906735I tried thatshe just stopped me and criedsaid she's not a sex object or whateverdamn, I miss the sex with my chubby ex
I'm not religious but if I get a bf, I might read some bible verses about serving/worshipping god and apply them to my bf instead, where applicable.
>>33906745>TomboysWhat did you expect?https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4
>>33906779>roids and botoxThere's nothing wrong with them. I plan to use both when I get older and my natural resources run out.
>>33906795Nobody likes pickmes. Don't do that.Also>if I get a bfHow fucking retarded are you to not get a bf in 2025? You're either fat or fugly.
>>33906785>absolutely mind broken Don't you like certain types of games/music more than others?
>>33906802Nope, I don't. It's all same to me
>>33906800>How fucking retarded are you to not get a bf in 2025?You gonna date me then?
>>33906795a sad post.
>>33906625No to fat guys. Completely bald is ok if handsome>>33906719Ew would dump him for lying and then grossed out by the surgeries/insecurities>>33906726Ask her about her kinks or fantasies or share yours and ask her what she thinks of it>>33906744Unshaven. I like hairy guys
If you could go back in time, what would change?
>>33906808Rude post.
>>33906719MI don't go for girls that do that stuff, I think it looks gross.
>>33906809Shit, almost everything. I would've gotten treatment for my addiction sooner especially.
Fu, sex-havers. How dare you have sex while I'm recovering and won't be able to for months. I want to have sex so fucking much, I really should become a monk before I go crazy from it. Svaha.
>>33906803The perfect consoomer
>>33906781Should’ve seen the one last week where he samefagged 14 posts in a row.
>>33906795You can only say his name once a year, like the high priest of Solomon's temple
>>33906809I wouldn’t have been so cruel to the women who loved me.
>>33906735>knowing that she’ll never get level of physical and emotional understanding is the best revenge I’ll ever haveWhat guy doesn't know women are submissive?
>be in a train>there's a dude with a kid>it's blackOof...It's probably easier for girls to have mixed kids because there isn't this stigma involved. I have no idea if his wife is just black but my first assumption is that he's a cucked step dad
>>33906617>>33906639Reminder that men utilizing prostitution is never cheating It just means you're not enough of a real woman to satisfy your man that he needs to spend his valuable resources on paying for itNo equivalent argument exists because the only women that use male prostitutes are literally obese geriatrics (look up the fat British women that pay blacks to fuck them). Meanwhile even rich, famous, powerful, and fit men pay for sex.
>>33906826>my first assumption is that he's a cucked step dadBecause you've been mind broken by porn.
>>33906826Says more about you than anything else to be honest, cause my first reaction is that he has a black wife.
>>33906826t. Internalized cuckoldry
>>33906809I've have broken up with the ex wife sooner and not have wasted another 7 years on top of the 2 when I first wanted to leave herI would have been the fucking man in my 20s and fucked every woman giving me googoo eyes before I became a middle aged fat fuck workaholic
>>33906829>>33906830>>33906832I am not the problem here okay
>>33906827prostitutes are icky, would you use a fleshlight that 500 other men had used?
I will look like this.
>>33906809>Britain should just genocide Indian and India
>>33906826>>33906829>>33906830>>33906832Just a modernized disgusted reaction Race mixing is unnatural even if it's WMBF. Jefferson tried to cover up his mulatto bastard spawn. I have an acquaintance that has a black ex wife and his phone lock screen just has a bunch of picannies and my retard ass asked "oh who are those?" because even though I knew he had an ex wife I didn't assume she was black. Conversely I have personally known at least 2 white Christian households that adopted African American orphans.Anywho, this is just another case for why blacks and white should not have large coexisting populations in the same country. A different place for every race, is what I say!
>>33906838But then you wouldn’t exist.
Are you guys ready for GTA 6 to have a "classic rock" station that plays nothing but music from the 2000s?
>>33906835>fleshlight that 500 other men had usedHey, just call her a normal woman, no need for the misogyny.
>>33906835If "it's just sex!" is a good enough excuse for foids, it's goo enough for mePlus fleshlights are not self-cleaning nor do they require use of a condom. If a 'tute offers me raw dog I send her away/leave the brothel.
>>33906841I am ready to hate women harder.
>>33906617women, men... write out in excruciating detail your entire worldview or theory of everything as it were
>>33906846
>>33906845>If a 'tute offers me raw dog I send her away/leave the brothel.Weak aura. I do it raw and rarely get any STDs.
>>33906826>>33906830>>33906829>>33906832We must be better men.
>>33906851>rarely get any STDsCool, for me it's "never"BBBJ and bare mouth finish is good enough
>>33906848MWomen are the root cause for the fall of western civilizations. Female sexuality is producing untold amounts of suffering, millions of people will not receive adequate healthcare or end of life treatment because women refuse to breed with average men. It will take humanity hundreds of years after the population collapse to adjust and thrive again
>>33906837This but without hair (bald).
French is pretty easy.
>>33906809I'd buy bitcoin.
Give it to me straight, doc.Do women really care if I have a nintendo switch?
>>33906837chuddy chudjak anon (88 in captcha)
>>33906853>BBBJ and bare mouth finish is good enoughThese are good, but I love creamping hoes, they're all on birth control anyway. Not that I care, though.
>>33906860What’s your age? Grown men shouldn’t be playing games
>>33906863The fuck is a BBBJ?
>>33906865sucking cock without a condom
>>33906866People suck dick with a condom on? What's even the point?
>>33906865>Initialism of bareback blowjob: fellatio without a condom.
>>33906840why wouldn't I?I'm not a jeet, nor a bong
>>33906846why do you hate women?
>>33906865https://youtu.be/oXxF5gz9rlc
bareback blowjob is the standard. If your girl is blowing you with a condom she isn't the one and probably doesn't think you are either.
>>33906867Some whores (whether or not they accept money) are paranoid about orally transmitted STDsOne of my buddies in college hooked up with a girl that made him use a condom for a blowjob, lol. As many times as 'tutes have made me put on a rubber for oral, every girl I've been with for free sucked my cock raw. An at this point if a working girl makes me use one for a BJ I don't repeat her.
Y'all ever just watch these night walk videos and stare at the people and wonder what their life is like?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mth2ck1kqSQ
>>33906870Because they hate me (I have proof).
>>33906639I wish BJ bars were common around the world, not just in Asia. I went to a few in Japan, it was so good and streamlined. I’d definitely be a regular.
Had two different dreams last night where I had a girlfriend and woke up from both single T-T
>>33906617I find this incredibly creepy.
>>33906880Foid hands
>all these sexhaversSo, you lot just pretended to be virgin incels, huh?
>>33906887I'm the only truecel in this thread.
>>33906887I've had sex but I'm an incel
>>33906889I'm a spiritual truecel.
>>33906749>Is it hot for her to be hit on often, get lots of attention on social media, etc?No, she gets hit on often, gets lots of attention, etc because she's hot.There's an inversion of cause and effect between reality and what you're asking.
>>33906890This is what women do when they can't get Chad. They don't lower their standards, they just get roboChad
>>33906793I don't think she wants to have sex with you.
>>33906890It's at 85K now. AHAHAHA
>>33906890I tried telling you guys women would go for AI partners harder than men
>>33906809F. I'd have started focusing on having a kid sooner.
>>33906902You're going to be a shit mother, JH.
>>33906903Why are you so mean first thing in the morning?
>>33906897>>33906900>>33906901I wonder if we'll ever be able to understand women, they're such a opaque and destructive force on society and work without clear rationale
>>33906875I watch beach walk vids, some nice gems there
>>33906901Because women are always projecting. If they're afraid that with AI cuties women will become obsolete, it translates as: "I would definitely choose an AI chad that suits all my parameters over a biological human".
>>33906809I would get into streaming before going to college, I did it at the same time and it was very time consuming and tiring. Should have made all the money first and then take my education.
>>33906875Life as a rich neet must feel so good.
>>33906872Risking STD is true love. Incels have so many weird ideas
>>33906912It doesn’t.
>>33906809I was pretty meek as a kid. Not that I was a wussy, I just didn't know what to do in different situations and was socially dense. I could have had so much sex so much earlier. It's not really fun to hear that many girls had a crush on me but were too afraid to talk. As I am now, I would definitely have fucked all of them.
>>33906912It is.
>>33906912That’s me. It’s hard for people to truly understand how good it is.
>>33906639Yet if a woman said she wanted to go to a human dildo store every time you were too tired or busy to fuck her, you'd say she's awful.
>>33906919Women already do that.Except not a dildo store, they just cheat.
>>33906921Nta, you are describing men, not women
>>33906922Nah, that's women.There's a reason the concept of work boyfriend, work husband, or military wife, oilrig wife is so prevalent.
>>33906922Nta ntaNo he's not, women cheat way more
>>33906919>every time you were too tired or busy to fuck herThat would never happen. I've never found a woman with more libido than me, and I've slept with plenty of whores. The local hookers charge me double because they know how intensely I'd go at them.
>>33906923That’s men. They cheat more. Are you okay? This is like when a conservative explain what’s bad with socialism and all they do is explaining capitalism
>>33906925Well you've never met me. I bet you don't HAVE to masturbate at work like I do.
>>33906927You will realize the truth someday, not today it seems, but someday you will.
>>33906924lol no, are the incels having an Opposite Day again?
>>33906929Oh the irony you are unable and unwilling to comprehend
>>33906917>>33906918Purposeless and uselessness feel good? I hated it.
>>33906928You lost the bet, so now you owe me sex, sweetie.
>>33906931Everyone knows women cheat more, you can stop posting about some abusechads who happen to be more promiscuous.
>>33906933okay? nobody gives a fuck about you loser boi, lmao.Imagine having all the time and the money and still managing to fuck it up, you're just a bitch loser, neet or no neet, rich or poor.
>>33906933Being free to do whatever you want whenever you want is the opposite of purposeless and usefulness
>>33906927>That’s men. They cheat more.Every zoomer guy I know has been cheated on by his girlfriend>Are you okay?your smug sense of "moral superiority" is showing
>>33906927Women cheat way more. They just don't consider it cheating
>>33906936No. Happy to inform you it’s literally the opposite, have fun proving it wrong
>>33906936>abusechads who happen to be more promiscuous.Women actually love those men because they treat them like disposable cum dumpters.
>>33906939You don’t know any zoomers with that boomer take
The one with more options cheats more. It's not rocket science. The foids need to stop lying.
>>33906940Wow you really are having a bad time coping with reality haha, what’s next gonna post that blog about tinder again?
>>33906941Anon most men won't even have sex, it's impossible for them to cheat. It's incredibly hard to cheat on your spouse as a man while for women it's extremely easyUse your head
>>33906945Opposite, men have less options therefore they jump on every chance they get. God damn you guys are coping hard, this is fun
>>33906939NTA am I the only one annoyed by the seemingly self-aware people like her who broadcast to whoever would listen that they're trash, they were easy, they cheated and lied, but at the same time give no indication of remorse? They just state those things like they're trivial or inconsequential fun facts about themselves. Why? Why wouldn't I be annoyed?
>>33906945Then please check the science hahaha
>>33906937Ah you’re the jeetlord.>>33906938No it’s not. You aren’t adding anything of value, unless you’re spending your time volunteering. Ain’t no way to live, at least it wasn’t for me.
>>33906947Most men aren’t incels like you, no need to drag every male down to your level. It’s pathetic
>>33906952Adding value to your boss is somehow better. You have cucked yourself
How do i cope with the fact that the woman i love is married? Im an autistic with social anxiety and shes the only person of the opposite genre i can speak normally with without stuttering and souding like a retard, we have the same interest and share the same opinion about almost everything its not about her looks (shes pretty but not like gorgeous maybe 6.5/10) it's because she's the only woman who treated my like a human being
>>33906950Rape.>>33906953Most men don't even get to reproduce.
>>33906955As opposed to no value. Ok bro.
>>33906953Most modern men are incels who don't get to reproduce
>>33906962Loser cuckold when he forgets that he's the only one with no value, and that's why he's pathetic no matter where he goes.
>>33906948>men have less options therefore they jump on every chance they getNot true because if they get caught, they would lose their gf, while females don't care about getting caught because they can replace their bf the same day. You're probably a cheater with how defensive you got. Getting a new bf after dumping your old bf is cheating too btw, you started talking to the new guy while in a relationship.
>>33906964Name on jeetlord.
>>33906965Women don't think of that as cheating
>>33906968Exactly my point, and the other anon above also said they don't count many things as cheating.
>>33906962>>33906938
My hot take: Actually, all incels are volcels. In 2025 CE, it's impossible not to get sex if you want to, with so many hookers and whores, you can get laid in an hour even if you're the ugliest being in the universe.>b-but i-i don't want to get laid, i want a 10/10 gf to fall on me from the skyDon't care. Involuntary celibate means you can't get sex, that's all. If you actually can but don't want to, it's volcel.
>>33906971Cool non argument.
>>33906968>>33906970Now kiss
>>33906973Literally the argument, and one you had no answers for.
>>33906972Is that what you tell yourself, incel?
>>33906972Whores don't count because you'll run out of money and become an incel again
>>33906976All that free time and you still can’t increase your IQ.
>>33906972Im poor+ i wouldnt be able to get a erection with a hooker, t. tried it
Reminder that the data shows that the trend is already flipping.Feminism=cheating.
>>33906972Inkwells want a loving partner and not a fleshlight, but foids don't understand this because it's the only thing they can provide.
>>33906965>>33906968>>33906970Are you that incapable of seeing women as human beings with emotions?
need black gf
GenderDo you think that between a man and a woman of similar height, build and muscle mass, the man would be significantly stronger?
>>33906987Yes
Most NTR is drawn by women
>>33906987yesno shit
>>33906987Mlol
I'm noticing...
>>33906985>i'm just a human being with emotions, that's why i'm a cheating whore!Nice logic
>>33906995The only things women feel is lust when they see Chad and disgust when they see Chud.
im so fucking horny dude. I want to choke a femanon, respectfully
>>33906988>>33906990Why?
>>33907003Men are built to fight. Women are built to get fucked.
>>33907003testosterone
Waiting for my vibrator to charge
>>33906935I'm sure I must be overall hornier on average than any guy ITT.
>>33906617@femanons at around 36-40on the average, do you still have libido? Enough to acquiesce for a dicking from an acquaintance. Also what's the risk of pregnancy looking like? Pretty sure low egg count at those ages but you're never quite sure, friend tells of a story of an ugly ho who still got pregnant at late 30's or early 40's I can't recall exactly.Thirsting for this cougar who I think has been separated for 2 years. Though I should probably just get this itch scratched by a working girl I'm quite wary of STD's and fucking with a condom to mitigate that risk I might as well just go fuck myself.
>>33907008Why does testosterone make you stronger?
>>33907010This is why I own so many. At least one is always charged.
>>33907014it just doesin the same way estrogen makes you want to get bent over and fucked
>>33907015>>33907013
>>33907017I'm only 34.
>>33907015I'm imagining banks of vibrators charging on rotation.
>>33907010>>33907015Try not to hate women challenge.
>>33907001choke me anon>>33907015ever done a tactical reload with them lol
>>33907021You are obscenely gay
>>33907020Nah, nowadays they're all USB chargeable, so I have a dedicated charger to do it while they dry after I use them. At least usually.>>33907021Why would you hate me for just fucking myself instead of bothering others?>>33907023Idk what that means. You'll have to show all of us.
>>33907018>onlyJH, thats middle age
Well I went out on a date last night as the opportunity came up. Break up is still kinda fresh, like a month and a half. I dunno. I thought it might be nice to talk to someone. She was pretty and I had no issues being myself. She invited me over. We kissed a little bit and she brought up making out and sex and said she thought we shouldn’t, but my mind hadn’t even went there. She said she wants to hang out again and mentioned she’s free this weekend a couple times. But I don’t want to. I just feel sad and hollow. I miss feeling a connection. I want that so bad. I’ll probably just take time for myself. How do you look ahead when it feels like you can’t find a connection again and nothing seems to be going your way??
>>33907027Fuck you. Regardless, it's not within the range of ages that the OP set.
>>33907023>grabs troat>respectfully
>>33907026one nearly runs out of battery, you throw it and replace it with another one
>>33907030>troatIt's over for you, mate.
>>33907012>I must be overall hornier on average than any guy ITT.Maybe, but you've never met me, and I'm far from average. Have you ever masturbated during an important Zoom meeting because you got horny in the middle of it? Or climbed a mountain and jerked off at a rest stop, cumming down the cliff because the idea of jerking off at 10000 feet turned you on?
>>33907023>ever done a tactical reload with them lolinsert the COD reloading meme
>>33907032Oh, definitely. Well they don't run out of battery in the moment, but some are better at building things up and others are good for finishing, so I toss the former to grab the latter.
>>33907023>choke me anonWith my hands or my cock?
women aren't shallow, if you have a good personality you will dat-
>>33907034throatthoughttroughtaughtit all confuses my slav mind...
>>33907040boring npc
>>33907035>Have you ever masturbated during an important Zoom meeting because you got horny in the middle of it?Bitch I've started idly riding the seam of my jeans during an IN PERSON meeting.>Or climbed a mountain and jerked off at a rest stop, cumming down the cliff because the idea of jerking off at 10000 feet turned you on?I would if I had the stamina to hike that long. Have you ever been on a cruise and made it a point to schlick under a towel at the beach at every island? Because that feels similarly stupid-horny.
If the senior from the frat I applyed at tell me that a shitload of young college girls want to have sex with him but he alway make them wait until they turn 30, because he inow their brain isn’t fully developped until they turn 25… how much of a lying piece of shit is he?
A cute natural redhead would fix me
>>33906719Botox makes people look so weird. Even when it's subtle enough that you can't consciously tell it's botox, the second I learn they get it done it's like "oh, that makes more sense, I just thought you were a bitch or autistic or something."Your face is supposed to fucking move. Who could have forseen that being a dead-eyed autist would become a Look that people pay hundreds of dollars to achieve.Also lying about your age is cringe.
>>33907030picrel>>33907036lmao>>33907038based>>33907039it's up to you, anon
>>33907045that sounds like a joke
>>33907048she started with me but stopped halfway and left, women always do this shit. They start fixin and just leave when the gig is still up
>>33907024>hating women for being disgusting coomers is gayRetard.
>>33906875no, I go outside
>>33907040Personality is another word women use for height. They also use other words like "presence" or "how you carry yourself". They all mean the same, ie, how tall you are.
>>33907055>basedI'll never accept this term into the vernacular.>>33907059Hey, I'm a very neat and tidy coomer.
I have no reason not to be a hateful chud.
>>33907056Not with his tone it did not. He was really humblebragging about all the girl who wanted to fuck him but him being to responsable and making them wait.I thiught the guy was full of shit, to pretend he wouldn’t fuck some hot 20yo sorrority girls if they went after him.
>>33907065you dont like the japery?
>>33907067all the more reason to be a coomer chud! save the white birthrates with your unused semen!!
>>33907071I can never tell if I'm being made fun of or just being acknowledged when people use the term.
>>33907055>picrelhotbrickedand everything in betweenyou know that thumb thing you can do to a girl? HOT
Men, how bad is it when a woman>has small tits>works at a production line in a plastic bottle factory>was arrested for pot>has no father>never graduated from high school
>>33907078You've already made this post, dumb foid.
>>33907078Plastic bottles shouldn’t even be allowed to exist!
>>33907073I want it to burn.
>>33907078>>was arrested for potIdiot
>>33907078sounds chill.She sounds like she'd cheat when a "higher status" man enters her life though.
>>33907078Jesus. You get more pitiable every time you add to the list. Get your shit together girl.
>>33907078sexo with this foid
>>33907044>Bitch I've started idly riding the seam of my jeans during an IN PERSON meeting.You just used a woman's advantage. If I could take my cock out of my pants without getting fired on the spot, I would do it. I've missed a few assignment tasks just because I was so horny I had to masturbate in the toilet.>I would if I had the stamina to hike that long. Have you ever been on a cruise and made it a point to schlick under a towel at the beach at every island? Because that feels similarly stupid-horny.Sounds fun. I don't have much sea experience, the only interesting thing I've done was participate in an orgy on a yacht in the open sea, it was amazing. If you're talking about a sexual bucket list, I have this idea to cum on the peak of every famous mountain, but it's far from being realized. Reaching peak on the peak isn't it romantic.
>>33907015>>33907017Though it's unlikely, I doubt she owns a vibrator. Just a gut feeling but of course I'll never be quite sure. We're in a SEA shithole where those things are quite rare, they'd usually buy "massage" devices lol.>>33907018I'm around that age too lol. Don't you get desensitized with that? Can only speak for the male brain but in general we go from general mental fantasies and wanking to progressively searching for more obscure porn fetishes and death gripping gooners.
>>33907084>She sounds like she'd cheat when a "higher status" man enters her life though.That's every woman though
i have small tits a degree no arrest record a job and a father and no one wants me either
>>33907092Nah, women of higher education usually don't.>inb4just because a girl has a degree doesn't mean she's properly educated.
>>33907093Are you a whale?
>>33907097no
>>33907089>I've missed a few assignment tasks just because I was so horny I had to masturbate in the toiletExcuses. If you can't learn to time your projects so you can idly touch yourself while working on a spreadsheet or something when nobody will need you, that's your own damn fault.And leave your cum off of the mountains. I might masturbate in places I shouldn't, but I've never left a snail trail or anything. It's just common decency, something men are apparently unable to accommodate because they shoot toxic sludge.
>>33907078>never graduated from high schoolThis is the only bad thing on your list but even then it's not that bad if you studied a trade or something
>>33907098Are you actually hideous?
>>33907090>Don't you get desensitized with that?No. My libido shot up during puberty and hasn't changed much. How I vent and express it definitely has, but I'm still debilitatingly horny like 26/30 days. I have a huge pool of toys/smut/positions/fantasies/etc that I can pull from when I'm in different moods, so I'm never bored of it. And then there's sex, which is amazingly satisfying in a way masturbation never is. Moving in with a guy and having sex every day feels like it'd be so great that it doesn't seem realistic somehow.
>>33907099>ExcusesTrue, I'm trying to get better at time management.>cum off of the mountains.It's wilderness. There's far more animal waste than my cum, like bird shit and dead bodies. It's not a theme park or something.
Girls with small tits, why not get piercings?
genderwhat do you need on a day to day basis? i need various types of tea and something to read and many fans blowing. a notepad maybe.
>>33907108It hurts
>>33907078>production line in a plastic bottle factoryYou have turbo cancer so this is a deal breaker
>>33907115They look better without em anyways
>>33907074my intent was not to make a spectacle of you :)>>33907077excellent... now fail the month's challenge!>>33907081you want europe to burn? see you in valhalla, chud.
>>33907093what is the degree
>>33907048>A cute natural redhead would fix meSame
>>33907071John Egbert style post
>>33907119>excellent... now fail the month's challenge!you wish
>>33907117Microplastics are everywhere anyway
>>33907093You’re lying and you know I want you, dork
>>33907093how is your butt?
>>33907107Only leave footprints, anon.
>>33907121Gods perfect creation
>>33907119>:)I HATE emoticons. You're on thin ice. You have to help me get more men to hornypost to make it up to me.
>>33907129I hate women
>>33907101probably
>>33907125Do you ever sleep?
>>33907109MCoffee, pens and paper.
QUICK BEFORE JANNIES 404Would you eat her out y/n? Gender>>33906815
do foids realize that the first cumshot after NNN actually makes a sound?
>>33907122would put something here but knight justiciar >>33907129 gave me a duty>>33907123i bet you already did>>33907129this is going to be a bit challenging
>>33907127The first rain will wash my cum. That's how nature works.
>>33907121For me, it's natural blondes with blue eyesI wouldn't even think about cheating on her
>>33907133Yes, surprisingly
>>33907108I have innie nips and they're painfully sensitive. The whole piercing thing sounds like actual torture.>>33907109F. A latte, caffeine pills, a fully charged phone, at least three fresh pads, and something to carry the glasses I never use.
>>33907136If I was 30 years into a marriage and one day on a drunken night he revealed to me that he used to participate in NNN, I'd divorce him, and I'd take his house too.
>>33907140I hate women.
>>33907137>i bet you already didNo I didnt, this isnt my first rodeo.but it never gets easier
>>33907144if you were 30 years into a marriage you'd be like 65 with how old your ass is nowwhat are you going to do alone at 65?
>>33907130You'll hate me more after you jerk off.>>33907137The things in life worth doing are never easy.>>33907138I am making an administrative decision to change the topic to literally anything but cum.
>>33907147No, it's what are You going to do alone at 65 with no house, and no car, and no money.Cause all of that is going to be mine, gooner.
>>33907140>Slut strands HNNNNNGNGGGGIm going to snowboard in france for a week. I cant wait
>>33907140>tfw you'll never kiss her cold lips to make them warm
It would be fun to beat up atoga moids but they would probably like it
>>33907148Insufferable cunt.>>33907151Get a grip.
>>33907121>>33907140Why not both?
>>33907152come tryyou think I've never sparred with a woman before? even when pulling punches they'd get rocked accidentally
>>33907152Wrestling men in general is fun, but it always turns sexual.
>>33907152Girls have tried to beat me up before and failed miserably. I just stood there and took it until she gave up lol
>>33907154neither of those people are naturals lmao
>>33907148Why do you hate cum?
>>33907154i want the right one
>>33907153My cunt is pretty sufferable based on feedback, actually.
>>33907161it's nasty and smells horrible
>>33907165Women:
>>33907165Your guy could easily make it not smell horrible
>>33907161It smells bad, it feels bad, it looks bad, it dries into a disgusting slime, and it's full of tiny little swimmers that exist to burrow into you and forcibly lay you out for the next nine months. It's overall a gross and dangerous substance if you're not careful about it.
>>33907104Informative femanon, thanks. Can only speak for my case and 1 other guy but yeah, that might work for the first months but some time onward you'd get tired of your favorite dish y'know. Happy schlicking
>>33907167Fuck you, it smells bad by default. I've had a good number of bfs and all their jizz smeller foul no matter what. Even my current bf, who's very fit and eats well, has cum that makes the whole bedroom smell terrible.
>>33907135Fdear god no>>33907136i wanna see this, could you demonstrate?>>33907146i predict you will get halfway or into late november>>33907148>The things in life worth doing are never easy.all that has to be said>>33907153i can observe that the grip on your genetalia is immense
>>33907155Kek, true. One older woman I sparred with got pissed off because I was hitting her "too hard" when I was totally relaxed and just touching her basically.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/sydney-sweeney-and-scooter-braun-share-a-sweet-kiss-on-a-large-rock-in-new-york-citys-central-park/ar-AA1PSjUXWill moids stop swooning over this bitch now?
>>33907169>but some time onward you'd get tired of your favorite dish y'knowMaybe. I think being able to shake things up without making anyone uncomfortable is an important consideration when judging sexual compatibility.And thanks, work is boring today anyways.
>>33907170Hates jizz but wants kids and is in a throuple is a very funny type of woman
>33907171Filthy cunt.
>>33907168I hope you get over it. As a cum dispenser, it's not as bad as you'd described, I've tried my own a few times. Tastes kinda like sweet jelly.
>>33907165THIS!
>>33907168You should give mine a taste.It's actually gourmet, three Michelin star rated, five forks and spoons too.
Cum chat before breakfast is some nasty work
>>33907175>>33907177I'm actively working on it. Letting my bf cum on my butt sometimes already feels like a fucking major accomplishment. But I will NEVER get it on my face or in my mouth. That's fucking foul.
>>33907168>>33907170But when did you start hating it? There must be a reason. It's a weird thing to hate something natural when most girls love that cum is warm and it means they did their job well.
>>33907183>But I will NEVER get it on my face or in my mouth.I don’t think that’s unreasonable, as a cum apologist. That’s just porno shit
>>33907182cum all over your breakfast and force me to eat it
>>33907180Eat it yourself, chef.>>33907184I blew my first bf, got it on my hand, and I didn't like the smell or texture. So from then on I just avoided it. The dislike was probably worsened by the habituation, but there was never a point where I wasn't offput by it.
>>33907171>i wanna see this, could you demonstrate?you'd have to wait 3 weeks>i predict you will get halfway or into late novembermy record is 3.5 months
>>33907187*bonks you with a rolled up newspaper*
>>33906730NtaLolnoLinen shirt is "oldmoney summertime fratbro" core and cardigans are literally just sweaters that button, anybody can wear that
>>33907187freak
>>33907172A jab launches their head back the way a full power right hand does to a man
>>33907189>Eat it yourself, chef.Can't get high off my own supply, that's unwise.
>>33907182Luckily I only had coffee, so I'm just dry heaving at work.>>33907186Exactly. Honestly, letting him cum on my butt also feels like stupid porno shit, but it's all he has asked and I don't have to even lift a finger for it to be cleaned up in a moment, so I've accepted it.
>>33906653With or without lapels
>>33907187This isn't the kind of hornyposting I demanded. Also you'd get sick and die from these guys' jizz.
>>33907200I resent this greatly
>>33907165>>33907178Cum is meant to go on the inside of the girl not the outside idiots.
>>33907186>>33907197fu, cum haters. I love when my girl eats my load right after I cum directly down her throat.
>>33907200hornyposting cant always be all about you.
>>33907205I really don’t enjoy doing that to women, personallyPretty much the only reason I even cum on them at all is because I hate wearing condoms
>>33907189That's very weird. You didn't like that it felt warm on your hand? So nobody has ever came inside you without a condom?
>>33907187I will make you my special protein milkshake and won't let you leave until you drink it down to the last drop.
>>33907109FGreen tea, notepad and pencil.
>>33907202Would YOU eat it?>>33907205At least the idea of a guy cumming down my throat means I wouldn't have to taste it in theory, but that's still foul.>>33907206She's conscripted right now, though.>>33907208No.Until recently, I never even had sex without a condom on the guy in general. I don't plan on having my bf finish in me until we're trying for a kid.
>>33907108I don’t like it
>>33907212>Would YOU eat it?No, but get sick and die? Probably notMine smells like salt dough
>>33907212>Would YOU eat it?I wouldt.bi
>>33907212But why do you think you hate cum? So you blew your first bf and didn't think he could cum in your mouth? What did you think was going to come out?
>>33907212>Would YOU eat it?Most retarded brain dead question from someone who cannot understand sexual relations. Like asking "Would you eat this greasy womans unwashed shitpipe" to another girl, no shit the answer is going to be no but most men would answer "Yeah why not." Kill yourself you brain dead chimp.
>>33907214Okay. I'm sorry, that was hyperbolic. I understand that it's not like it's actually toxic. Unjustifiably making those sorts of comments will just muddy my genuine sentiment that it's personally unpleasant to deal with it. I don't want men to feel like I dislike them by virtue of them jizzing in general.
I think men who want their assholes rimmed are like genuinely gay.
I shall stop thinking about foids completely.
>>33907222Maybe you're right, but I also like pegging and having sex with other guys.
>>33907215Is it all psychological, or is it actually pleasant to you?>>33907217I jerked him off to finish him because I sucked at my first bj. And honestly I didn't think it'd be a big deal, but was acutely offputting. I'm a bit of a neat freak, but I work with literal bacteria that reeks so it's something specific about cum that grosses me out. Idk.>>33907219Racist.
>>33907223See you in your dreams.
>>33907220Yeah I’m not shooting battery acid or anything
>>33907226>RacistYes, and?
>>33907222If a girl does it its not gayMaking a girl lick my asshole is the most dominant thing I could do
>>33907234No, that's actually the most faggy thing a man can do.
>>33907222MMe too.
>>33907226I'm just wondering how you get traumatized by cum if he just came on your hand and not even in your mouth or pussy. Have you talked to anyone else about hating cum and what did they say?
>>33907226>Is it all psychological, or is it actually pleasant to you?Psychological for the most part, like, it doesn't taste good like a sauce or condiment, but it doesn't taste bad either. It's a neutral taste that makes me extremely horny thinking about what I just ate.
Reply to this post to get pregnant
>>33906632for some reason for me this is track pants + band hoodie/bomber jacket. a lot of men look surprisingly good in adidas track pants. but i don't live in a slav country so this is not that common, most young-ish men wear sweatpants instead as a casual pants option, which i don't happen to find attractive.
>>33907231In the moment during sex, when I hear "I'm close", I seriously do get a shot of fear like it literally is acid, though. I can't help my immediate catastrophizing, but I'm working on it.>>33907233Say you're sorry.>>33907237I wouldn't say it's trauma. I'm in therapy, one day we'll get to that. I'm working on addressing compulsive thoughts and my kneejerk reactions to things I dislike in general already.
>>33907235Cope
>>33907173Her boyfriend looks like an ape kek
>>33907243Oh so its texture autism not trauma kek
>>33907243>I can't help my immediate catastrophizing, but I'm working on it.You should bring this up to your therapist asap
>>33907241Hi.
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date a fat and balding guy?
>>33907243>one day we'll get to thatYou're avoiding the cum topic completely with your therapist? That is definitely trauma. Was your first bf abusive or something?
>>33907251The answer is obviously that her bf wasn't her first encounter with cum.
I miss them pierced titties
>tfw you need to wait 2 more years before you can drink your gf’s breast milkjust saying it makes her giga horny and same for me. are we weird?
TRVKENO HALF-MEASURES
what is really holding you back anon?
>>33907254Really? Why didn't she say so in the first place? Fucking going around in circles saying she doesn't know, lol.
>>33907261Clearly because most women don't like going around saying>Yes, it's me, the raped one
/ATOGA/ Company. Proud to serve.
>>33907174I'm also bored at work lol. Don't want to degenerate into cringe ERP shit, but I just wanna be refreshed since it's been a few years since I got laid with a fubu. Did the tongue thing on her and she wanted more lol, didn't oblige her on more as I wasn't really into her. Any tips on what gets femanons off? Last one was easy to get to cum as she's into being a sub in some bdsm shit which wasn't really my thing, but I was happy to oblige being the dom as the power trip feeds into my ego. My new object of salivation I really don't know and seems demure and family focused, but in the very small chance I get down with it, be neat to have some pointers in the back of my head. Cheers
>>33907258Prostitutes are illegal.in my country
>>33907263Why not? Are they stupid? If I were raped I'd have a patch on my jacket saying "I WAS RAPED ON THE NIGHT OF (Date here)" with Kevin Nash's face on it.
>>33907270No, you wouldn't, don't be a Kevin.Nobody likes a spastic sperg.
>>3390727007-07-1992
>>33907272so old...
>>33907268just don't get caught
what's for breakfast, anons? i had 2 eggs, an english muffin, and some rooibos tea.
>>33907200give me an example>>33907204yours is supposed to go in the trash>>33907210one second, awaiting commands>>33907223stop lying to yourself>>33907241deflecting>>33907257TRVTH NVKE
I had a piece of nothing sprinkled with lack of sleep and a late again to go.
>>33907276rooibos tea is 5/5i had just coffee. i usually don't eat breakfast because i'm just not hungry enough during the 30-45 mins i have between waking up and leaving
>>33907268who would arrest you, the cop who's fucking a hooker in the ass in the booth next to you?
>>33907274Jerking off is 80% as good without all the risks
>>33907276I just had dinner, just rice, fried meat with sweet and sour sauce, and some veg.about to go to bed since I'm full and tired.
>>33907277>yours is supposed to go in the trashOk where do you live I'll be there in 6 days and won't pull out
>>33907276bread, cheese, mortadella on the airfryer and coffee
>>33907257this is the funniest, and most inspirational thing i've seen all week
>>33907276MJust coffee so far. Might have a banana.
>>33907276WaterMaybe some hot broth later
>>33907187>cum all over your breakfast and force me to eat itHow about you suck on my cock while I eat breakfast.
why does every stupid bitch in this thread have an eating disorder
Blimey
>>33907293Cor
Some fit birds in this thread.
if you have an eating disorder, can you promise not to inflict your suffering on others? i went to a friends house the other day and she kept refusing to order dinner saying it "wasn't late enough" yet until we went to bed and then she just "forgot". foids/moids, have you ever been in this situation and what would you do
would you date a girl with an uneven jaw (she comes from a poor family and never got braces growing up, which would've helped)
>>33907292MI eat once a day. Usually just a burger and an energy drink.
>>33907300I didn’t get braces either, so of course
>>33907300yes
>>33907300nobody in the history of ever has looked at a random persons face and been like. DAMN that is one uneven jaw!
>>33907300Would you date a man with crooked teeth also from not getting braces?
>>33907300Sure
>>33907305my bf is full on missing a tooth
>>33907300I would fuck her. But I only date high-class girls, and one of the requirements is that they must come from a good, influential family.
>>33907300Yes, my jaw is also uneven when I open my mouth it is like a bent 0
>>33907308Then yes. I've had too many experiences with women not liking men like them so that's why I ask.
I don't like clingy women who want a husband, I don't want to meet any of them, what places should I avoid?
Girls complain about their lack of assets but refuse to get nice piercings, makes you think huh. Maybe the problem is smaller than they make it out to be
>>33907312/atoga/
>>33907312Everywhere including 4chan.
>>33907299that does sound annoying if it happens often. i don't think he's anorexic but i do know a guy who seemingly never eats because he's always drinking. and if everyone else wants to eat he usually just goes along and just eats a small portion, or if it's eating out, just doesn't eat while he lets others eat lol.in your situation i'd just go and grab something from a store. or order food myself. not like she can say no to that, you should know you aren't her kid and don't need her permission.
>>33907313their weak frail body make them scared of pain
>>33907284what? did you want me to give it a comfy tissue?>>33907290how come you have to eat something of lower quality than what i'm having
>>33907313Shut up about those piercings, it has nothing to do with the size of tits, even if I had piercing you would still resent me for not being able to give you paizuri
>>33907276Eggs, turkey sausage, and toasted bagel.
>>33907313I'm unironically into bitches with nipple piercings and crotch or ass tattoos. Every time I see it, my boner gets harder than tungsten.
>>33907305sure, that sounds cuter than an uneven jaw to me so wouldn't be any kind of issue at all>>33907310same lol, my jaw looks very slightly "sideways" (not my mouth, just my jaw, which might be even worse) and it's very clear if i take a photo of myself
I thought it looked like shit when my ex got her nipples pierced. She also neglected aftercare pretty heavily and the piercings got infected. Dumb slob
>>33907319Don't be so angry, I'd still fuck you, even with a male chest.
>>33907313is this a femanon trying to sabotage women so they're undatable and one night stand material? devilish
>>33907323If she had done that you likely would've complained even more that she spends too much time on her looks, women can't ever win against endless male whining lmao.
>>33907316the problem is that i was at her house, and every time i went to order myself, she told me to wait. she was being really fucking weird and aggressive about it. i might just not hang out with her anymore.
>>33907328what? taking care of yourself so your tits don't get infected is wasting too much time on looks? you sound extremely stupid
>>33907319Never, I can't get hers out of my mind she had small small tits>>33907327I'd marry a girl with pierced nipples and tattoos rather than one without
>>33907313M (bi femboy)I also want to do it. My friend has them and it looks so good on him.
>>33907326i would have had to literally leave and eat outside of her house and come back because of how weirdly aggressive she was being, and that wild have likely started a fight too
>>33907329i mean i would've ordered anyway. sounds like she was being shitty already and being hungry while listening to that kind of bs would've been the worst lmao.but yeah she sounds mildly controlling in an annoying way, it might be a good choice to distance yourself if she often does that kind of stuff.
>>33907328men itt have never actually dated anyway. most of them are actively repressing their attraction to other men
>>33907332>doesn't understand anything he was told + zero reading comprehensionGross chud moment
>>33907336yeah she is one of my oldest friends so i was obviously not trying to fight with her but i hate feeling like i am walking on eggshells or like someone's mental illness is affecting my own wellbeing
>>33907337>men itt have never actually datedNah, there are maybe one or two truecels in this entire thread.
>>33907337>most of them are actively repressing their attraction to other menI do think like 50% of the males here have agp and the rest are pretty much repressed gay lmaooNone of them are healthy masculine men and that is to be expected
>>33907335I mean dude if she has food problems then just leave it desu, I'm sure you can survive a few hrs and eat at home later, or just pop out and grab something if you're really hungrysorry that happened tho
>>33907339I guess
>>33907345Nice pickme move, anon
>>33907312anywhere that isn't tinder, grindr, or a gay bar
>>33907328Are you serious? Lol
>>33907337I want to go on a date with my hot colleague who joked about when I was gonna ask her on a dateI have £15 in my bank account though and need to get a friend a birthday presentidk how I'm gonna get groceries on the weekend cause payday only next week lolI hate being poorI'm gonna get drunk and play some Crash 4 before work
>>33907348pickmeism only occurs in the presence of an audience of quality men. not an anonymous forum. stop using words you don't understand.
>>33907337I dated that woman with the piercings for three years and have also dated two other women for three years each
>>33907342my sister can be a bit similar, but maybe not as bad or aggressive about it. like noo we can't go anywhere/do anything/buy anything that isn't what she already eats every day, and it's always some weird reason. but she's family so i try to be understanding. if this was a friend though i would've reconsidered it a long time ago lol.
>>33907346nah we were drinking at her house so she got wasted and needed to be taken care of, naturally, because she didn't fucking eat that day
>>33907352>>33907348Male pickmes really exist. Here's your (You) that you're clearly starving for
>>33907353i have 6 billion dollars in my bank account and i live in dubai, i have your location and i am about to fly my private jet to the nearest airport to you so i can find you and slap you in the face. watch out
>>33907355oh, well that's not a great idea lol, but good you were therereminds me of a baddie I dated who didn't eat all day but kept vodka in her pursesometimes I could give her a sandwich or whatever but usually she wasn't having itthen she would complain of headache >_>
>>33907359Pretty sad that you thought that was an unbelievable claim
>tfw it's the gay "men" from /lgbt/ raiding again by spamming everyone
>>33907364you can't believe everything you read on 4chan just because it isn't outrageous. this is why you are all so easily manipulated and propagandized. you see something believable and assume it must be true.
I wish women wanted to date guys but bitches think they're one bikini photo away from time traveling Leo DiCaprio
>>33907371Sounds like grindr is more your speed, gl .
>>33907371>t. a man repressing his attraction to leonardo dicaprio
>>33907369Okay insane misandrist retard
>>33907376did i hit a nerve? what's with the emotional outburst
>>33907365Have you ever been on /tttt/? We don’t do that
>>33907373I'd fuck a prime twink no homo, not DiCaprio though
>>33907321Ew gross
>>33907378Please, go back
>>33907365It is just the one autistic femcel
genderwhat is your moon sign?
>>33907387MWhat's that?
>>33906672>vape>beerno, fuck that>>33906683M, sure>>33906719M, don't care>>33906734what relationship?>>33906749>who many men want?no I don't give a shit about other guys, but I think most guys do yeah
>>33907387M, Gemini 9_9
>>33907388it's like your sun sign, but for the moon
>>33906789>fast food or shitass warehouse jobsRIP dude, gl at work tonightI'm also waiting tables tonight, end my life>>33906771some of us are just stupid and poor ok>>33906809abort myself>>33906826maybe his wife is black lol>>33906890>I've had sex but I'm an incelfuck off fackecel
>>33907394Sun sign? Like star signs? Like sagittarius?
>>33907397aye. everyone's got one.
>>33906972>so many hookers and whores, you can get laid in an hournot that I'd want to, but that requires money which I don't have, some of us are also povertycels>>33906987M, most likely>>33907109M, I don't need anything, been homeless and can survivein some ways I preferred being homeless to my current life
>>33907387M, cancer the most boring one
>>33907384Nah it's clearly an inceloid dude
>>33907395I've never had an gf, only hookups, I'm literally an incel since I've never held down a girl
>>33907401it could definitely be worse. a lot of great artists are cancer moons.
>>33907404>only hookups, I'm literally an incelyou're not ffs, some of us haven't even had that kek
>>33907405what would you say is the most boring?
>>33907404by this twisted logic i'm an incel because i've never had hookups, only sex in a settled relationship, never truly sexually wanted. lel
>>33907387MLibra. I’m a Leo sun and I believe Pisces rising, but I might be misremembering my ascendant sign
>>33907375Being a bartender sounds pretty fun, as far as work goes. What better job do you expect to find?Or do you mean you're going to look for more, additional, work? Because working more surely must be the solution to working sucks?
>>33907407libra probably
>>33907387M, Sagittarius, but I think it's bollocks>>33907404>had hookups>had sex in a settled relationshipyou're both fakecels lol>>33906768I can't even afford my friend a nice birthday present, I have £15 in my bank account
Am I an incel if I had hookups and gfs, but I never loved them?
>>33907406>>33907408You don't get it, having twice thrice with three different girls is basically being an incel. I'm just as unwanted
Would you date a man who got raped? Would you think it was hot?
>>33907419No, just kinda broken
>>33907419>Am I an incel if I had hookups and gfs>>33907420>having twice thrice with three different girlsyou guys are just bragging keksome of us are almost wizards, no real relationships or any sexo
Should I take my PhD off of my resume when applying to jobs at Barnes and Noble, Waterstones, or Books-a-Million?
>>33907419I think you need to have a big resentment towards women to be considered an incel
i'm a neet (soon to return to uni though) and i don't want to get a license because i'm very afraid of accidentally killing myself while driving. i have in the past practiced driving for about 10-20 hours, on highways, and every time, during the whole ride i simply could not stop being constantly scared of potentially dying any moment from a car crash. during all of those about 10-20 hours i was always shaking.is there any hope for me?
>>33907422When they called me brokenThey knewWhen they called me evilThey knewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHomCiPFknY
>>33907428how many times have you done that?
>>33907424King I wish I was a virgin, ONS isn't worth it
>>33907401You have cancer? I hope it gets treated well and that you recover soon.
>>33907433driven? maybe 10 times. some were shorter, some were over 2 hour rides.
>>33907435amen, pray for me
>lip skin go riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
>>33907428I'm a grown man who is afraid to get a driver's license because even on ADHD meds I'm'a be looking at the side of the road and paying more attention to the details of the spots on cows in a field and it's gonna get my car wrapped around a fence and cause me and any passengers severe injury.
>>33907412>Being a bartender sounds pretty funIt fucking sucks, I have to deal with cocky impatient assholes all night and douchebag colleagues. The kinds of people who frequent bars are just the worst.I hate this job and the people there so fucking much. I'm gonna get blackout drunk now before going into work again>What better job do you expect to find?DeathI live in a tourism hub though so there's a lot of seasonal stuff going especially around Xmas, I worked a seasonal job last year that paid well>working more surely must be the solution to working sucks?Well I can't afford groceries rn, so what choice do I haveWorking sucks but starving is worse>>33907434>I wish I was a virginDo you really thoughIt sucks not even having any options because you're a loser. At least you had a choice
>>33907440thanks this makes me feel a bit better about it lol. i hope it wasn't considered as necessary (for getting a job for example) for people living in cities.
>>33907441Yes, sex isn't worth without feelings or a relationship. If I was a virgin I could be a wizard
>>33907417M, I'm kind of baffled how every woman I've ever had a romantic infatuation with has been a Sagittarius. It's always been one sided but somehow Sagittarius women always gotta be emotively dark, moody, artsy, and creative types and I am about that. I've never met a Sagittarius who isn't the kind of woman who draws comics of a Jack the Ripper serial killer in a top hat murdering teddy bears while listening to The Smiths and I'm highkey kind of about that.
I will avoid women whenever possible.
>>33907437I was very scared of driving, and still am I guess. My fear came from being uncomfortable with the controls basically. Have you tried like going to a empty parking lot and checking stuff like, how fast does it take for the car to go from x to 0. how tight can it turn. etc.that's what I would do and of course you need more experience
>>33907447I have applied your advice from yesterday and only had to interact with a cashier once. Has my eyes glued to the floor and ignored all the women.
>>33907450Why?
There are some men who have sex with over 1000 women a year. Do you think any of them post on /atoga/?
Did anyone else here first learn about 4chan when they were in high school? I learned about it because the upperclassmen school bullies trolled some of the underclassmen on the internet by posting animal cruelty videos they got off of 4chan.
>>33907448I have tried stuff like that (again in the past), what scared me always is driving at high speeds and the constant thought of being sometimes 1 meter away from crashing and dying.i bike sometimes and sometimes i take a risk on a rainy day on a steep downhill and fall even if i was going slow, and it's okay. but make even one mistake like that with a car, and you're ded.
>>33907451NTA but I don't even want to think about women. Any girl worth my time would be out of my reach regardless (I wouldn't date uggos or sows).
>>33907451I am a follower now. I do what master does.
>>33906617women, I want to take better care of my skin what products should I use?
>>33907452I do
>>33907455I learned about it in elementary school. My parents posted on Something Awful back then (they met each other on the Portal of Evil), and I saw my dad reading Encyclopedia Dramatica and laughing one day.I asked him what was so funny and he said “don’t worry about it,” so naturally, I hopped on the family computer after everyone else was asleep to see what it was. I learned about 4chan there in 2006.
>>33907462Don't call me that.
>>33907412Sorry about that dude I was just having a bipolar momentMy job is actually pretty great and most of the people there are lovely, I'm very lucky to have itOnly issue is I'm barely getting any hours at the moment. I'm only scheduled for 9 hours this week lmao. Meanwhile at my previous job I was doing 42 hours every week. I won't even be able to afford groceries this weekend. Tempted to message my old boss but they probably hired someone else by now and I don't really want to go backI should just get a seasonal job and stop whining on the internet. I've been spiralling hard the past few weeks though and been really drunk most of the time so I don't know what to fucking do with myself. I have to leave the house in an hour and just feeling such a sense of dread and hopeleness about everythingAnyway I'll catch you later, need to shower and eat and do some gayming before I go>>33907445Well I'm not experiencing any powers yet... I would've rather just been fucking normal and had sex/relationships like everyone lol. Everyone in real life thinks I'm crazy lol>>33907446>emotively dark, moody, artsy, and creative typesI guess this describes me but I think the whole moon thing is bollocks>>33907455Yeah I think so, but that's awfulI just came here for the animu stuff
>>33907466Oh Jesus fucking Christ I can't imagine how brain-broken I'd be if I discovered these parts of the internet at that young of an age.
>>33907463i only use water (first wash hands with soap), and it works. used to use all kinds of creams and cleansers and i had constant acne.>t. f
>>33907412Also>you're going to look for more, additional, workno, fuck that, as soon as I get a better job I'll give this place one week's notice and then fuck off lol and never turn backMy manager is a fucking knobhead, I hope he falls off his bike
>>33907469I could be much worse lol. I took a break from the site for a few years right around goobergate because I could see what it was doing to my peers.It’s not like I was glued to it, either. I had friends and girlfriends and lived at least a little bit of a life outside of the computer.I mostly came here for /b/, /a/ and /v/.
Why don't men wear makeup?
>>33907246I'm not autistic.>>33907247>>33907251It's a slow process and we're on another topic right now. If you guys want me to therapy-dump, I will, but it won't be a fun conversation.
>>33907455I first learnt about it on a furry forum whe I was 13 (no, I didn't become a furry as an adult actually kek. no idea how I found it or ended up there), checked it out, and thought it boring. I only regularly started using 4chan only when I was also in hs.
>>33907387MWaxing gibbous
>>33907466I'm still hung up about that moment in the TV show Pantheon where the main girl is just casually browsing /x/ with her dad and talking about it with him like 4chan is something normal for a little girl to be looking at. Fucking why?
>>33907467But you are the master.
>>33906683>State genderMale>do you believe men and women are equal?Equal doesn't really mean much. All people have an equal possibility to be extraordinary, lame, wonderful, or horrible.I am probably stronger and smarter than most women but I'm definitely weaker and/or dumber than some women.People are people and are in equal in that they're different.
>>33907478why should we?idk I did occasionally in the pastit expensive tho
>>33907459you're going about it the wrong way. you find women attractive who find you attractive first, or who give the appearance of doing so. the idea of having a type is nonsense. someone out there is bound to feel you attractive enough to date, which means you will find someone out there attractive enough to date in turn.
>>33907267Work actually picked up a lot.Everyone is different, right? I can only say what I like, and that's roughness. Being grabbed and moved around forcefully, being held tightly, deliberate and methodical sex, etc. I like pushing back against a guy in general, that sort of resistance is what helps get me off.
>>33907488and you willl fumble it
>>33907478Laziness and homophobia.I still barely bother with skin care.
>>33907478I wear makeup to the local Goth Night, that's about it. My eyeliner game is still shit.
>>33907490that goes without saying and is a wholly separate issue
>>33906768desu the only solution I've ever found that actually works for life's problems is abusing alcohol and drugs so I'm just gonna double down on that rn and I'll catch you guys later
Have you been denied all the best ultra sex?
>>33907488>you find women attractive who find you attractive first, or who give the appearance of doing soWutWhat did this anon mean by this?The literal meaning of the words is nonsensical.
>>33907470really that's it? wow I thought it was more complicated than that. thanks!
>>33906683F. We're born different from the start, and circumstance and genetics will always breed more inequality. It's up to us to understand that inequality in some aspects doesn't need to translate to general inequality. We can't all be the same in every way, but we can all be treated with an equal amount of consideration.
Is there such a thing as a manosphere guy/redpiller who doesn't match this description?
GenderHow do I heal shin splints?
>>33907495Nope.I improved, got gud, and found it.
>>33907503Rest
>>33907142Is it enough?
>>33907495Nope. I get to have threesomes every weekend, and it's the best possible. The only way it could get better is if I get better.
>>33907503other than time I am not sure. Maybe those tapes that athletes use
>>33907502...abusive behavior requires interaction with others they abuse. So there is a chance some of them don't fit that criteria.
>>33907502I really hate memes like this done to reaffirm some persons personal issues blatantly made on memegenerator or whatever that are just plain unfunny because it's an ideological circlejerk. Didn't bother reading the rest of your post btw.
>>33907507I got them from walking and I have to walk
>>33907499that's just how attraction works. if someone expresses interest in you, or you think they do, you will start finding them attractive.
>>33907500i think people who have dry skin might need some kind of moisturizer especially, but i have oily skin so i've never really needed it personally. so it might depend a bit.
>>33907509Mhm. I get around seven hours on average, and I take an afternoon nap on Saturdays sometimes
Another woman NOT smoking cigarettes and sucking cock
>>33907521Wow nice
Do people tell jokes anymore?
>>33907478I usually wear it when I go for hookups. In my daily life, my skin is good enough without it. But if I get any problems, I’d hide them with makeup.
>>33907525I don't know, why do so many people these days pop Percs, Xan's, and Addy's instead of doing real drugs?
Oi, yer mum?
>>33907525they make references instead.
>>33907523I'd marry a girl like that
>>33907527I once wore clown makeup on my face while eating pussy. Had the big honking red nose and everything.
>>33907468>I'm only scheduled for 9 hours this weekWell no wonder you can't afford groceries. In that case I certainly understand why you'd be looking for more work.
State gender. What’s the easiest , or best ways, to obtain casual sex? Never had it and I literally have no idea where to look. Closest I’ve had is sleeping with my ex before we started dating to test our sexual compatibility. But I’m just looking for no string attached sex.
>>33907524Yeah, it helps a lot that my commute to work is only like eight minutes
>>33907534lol
>>33907531Oh, so like a Family Guy or Big Bang Theory style of humor? Like "oh, I referenced Star Trek, isn't that FUNNY? LAUGH!"
>>33907519That's a possibility but it was suggestiveof it being the primary, initial, or only method of finding someone attractive:>you're going about it the wrong way. you find women attractive who find you attractive firstAs if waiting for this before being attracted was good advice or even possible.
>>33907525Don't make me repost it.
I am a male Homo.
>>33907525What do you call two heavily closeted lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
>>33907478I don't like fraudmaxxing. I want some to be attracted to me for me.
>>33907537Oh wow you are very lucky if that were me I would wake up 10 minutes before work
>>33907543Homo Ecce. A practitioner of the Gay Science.
>>33907536tinder probably
>>33907536F. Go on a dating app to specifically look for other women, and mention that you are only looking for long term relationships. For some reason, you'll get spammed with women who lie to you that they want the same thing, only to suddenly admit they have bfs and just wanted to find an exotic third for his bday threesome.
The hooker I liked the most stopped working. She was so pretty and the only one around who did good cosplay, and it was included in the price. Is that what men usually feel during a divorce?
>>33907545that is dumb
>>33907550how do you know such a thing?
>>33907552Alri House
>>33907523I want a gf that smokes cigarettes with me (and has sex with me at the cemetery)
>>33907546Definitely, it's probably what I appreciate most about living in a small town. "Traffic" here is at worst a couple minutes of inconvenienceDo you have to hit the freeway or use public transit or wat
>>33907554ok
>>33907520I see, mine is oily
>>33907543Me too. I'm a Homo ludens.
>>33907555Because it happened to me. Fuck dating apps, especially when you're bi.
>>33907550>exoticB R O W N
>>33907550you told this here before?
ASSian
>>33907563Exactly. To white people, anything nonwhite is fucking "exotic".
>>33907563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP322FWfJWQ
Why does no one take me seriously
>>33907564Correct. It really annoyed me. I'll never suggest dating apps now.
>>33907566The race I’ve seen labeled most as exotic across all races are east Asians , and I’m not sure why.
>>33907558How long would it take you to walk there
>>33907571Why should they?
>>33907566I wish I had the opportunity to bang green alien chicks and space catgirls, like James T. Kirk does.
>>33907575Because I didn’t do anything to justify being laughed at
>>33907550Mso if I go on a dating app looking for hookups I'll find a girl who wants a long-term relationship? It's all reverse psychology?
Femanons, what would you do if you were on a date with a guy, and you asked him what he likes to do for fun and he just bluntly replies "I like to watch a lot of mom son incest porn, it's pretty cool" ?
>>33907577You sound short.
>>33907571You have a high pitched voice that often breaks mid-statement. You have poor posture and cartoonish body language. You use imprecise language and are disorganized in the expression of your ideas. Your sense of humor makes people think you are a nuisance, a pest, or a bully. You fail to emote or express your ideas in a way that is tailored to your audience and to your environment. Do you get it, now?
>>33907578no, they all just want dick
>>33907578F. Whatever you hope for, you'll get the opposite. You can't play the system.
>>33907580This is the type of men women date.
>>33907574Probably like an hour lol. Not a whole lot of sidewalk on the way there
>>33907571Who exactly did you upset to get instantaneously cyberbullied every time you post or is this performance art
>>33907536FInstall a gay app. There's a gender mismatch in the casual sex market since PiV is risky and doesn't feel good for women and men can't find willing female partners. I'm straight and I just do it with ladies.
>>33907478Because we dont have toIt serves no purpose
>>33907585MGetting a first date isn't hard. Getting followup is where most stumble.
>>33907581I’m not>>33907582what the hell is even all this>>33907588I have horrible vibes that make people hate me
>>33907580Ask him if he has an addiction to porno. Ask him further questions.
>>33907592>I have horrible vibesI disagree
>>33907571I have another problem. Everyone always takes me seriously for some reason. I could tell the most absurd story, like, when I get a question about how I spent my weekend, I could say that I saved a zookeeper from a raging lion by jumping into a cage and that we had sex after, and everyone would believe it.
I own my apartment now yippeeProbably gonna miss having a maintenance guy on call
*smells your hair* :3
>>33907589>F>I'm straight and I just do it with ladieslol
>>33907589This sounds like bullshit. Every women tried to tell me about the orgasm gap yet every friend I have sleeps around regularly. Is the orgasms that bad if you’re still waiting to get dicked down at least once a month by a random guy?
What were your darkest days? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FRvboWZl8
>>33907586What a world we live in
All women should smoke cigarettes and suck cock. Maybe even at the same time.
>>339076042014-2020/2022-current day. Ngl kind of want to die already
>>33907607Fuck you. I don't want cancer in my cock
>>33907611Too late.
>>33907523>>33907607One of my bf's friends has this fetish and everyone clowns on him behind his back so hard. I understand neither the fetish nor why the other guys are so mad about it. Moid hierarchies and issues are just incomprehensible.
>>33907605>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud
>>33907607Smoking already fucked up my voice. I'm not getting it even more fried.
WomenIf a man has to choose either getting fat or going bald, he SHOULD choose going bald, right?
>>339076042004-2011 and 2016-2019
>>33907607No because it won't help my physical pain.
>>33907618I want to hear your voice
I don’t think love is real everyone is either getting hurt or pretending they arent
>>33907620Personally I need my man with hair but I know some women who don’t care if you’re bald
>>33907615What about my legs
>>33907624You must've heard one of the old vocas I've reposted a million times ITT.
>>33907625Love hurts and can be scary because you have to make yourself very vulnerable to express it, but it's worth it
>>33907620You can lose weight but you can't get your hair back.
>>33907620>pic>If you are bald, nothing else matters
>>33907618ur voice is cute tho
>>33907629probably not, I rarely click on those desualso how much do you have to smoke to damage your voice?
>>33907627americans dont have sidewalks they have big parking lots (where they eat lunch on inside their car)
I wish I had a nice voice.
>>33907627Probably more fun to see in motion than my shitbox
>>33907636We have breakrooms and shared dining areas over here in the New World too, but plenty of antisocial or nervous people do eat in their cars instead
what do u guys think of those people that nut on anime figurines I find it a little strange...people also do it on pictures of women and they do it on a tablet or electronic device with said woman pulled up too.....
Should I post voice>>33907641Really weird, and I own a couple of figurines
>>33907618Crazy talk. Your voice is great, it always brings a smile to my face.
He tried to rape you. Didn't he?
>>33907620Fat men can still be very attractive but I've never looked at a bald man twice. Also a buzzcut is 85% as bad as baldness.
>>33907637What do you sound like?
>>33907646How do you feel about military men with their required retard haircuts?
I'm very tired from work and everything is making me moan :(
>>33907631I wish it would happen to me but I’m not so lucky
N-Noooo we can't all be one Vishnu, can we?!?!We are all one Vishnu. Kek!
>>33907649Like a nerd.
>>33907638Yea I like my legs
>>33907634The voice I put on for recording, sure. I feel like I talk weirder in normal conversation.>>33907635I smoked for most of my twenties. About eight years.Last one I posted recently, I think. https://voca.ro/1fr16aWCQTsz>>33907644Hopefully it's not a smile from how cringe I sound sometimes.
>>33907655NTA but I can relate, I sound like Jeffery from Class of '09 irl
>>33907653You never know
when I was a kid my classmates would say I'm ugly but my cousin and aunts would say I was cute/handsome, who was lying to me?
Where to meet single moms for casual sex? They won't know it's casual.
>>33907620This pic made me finally understand the vidya culture warriorism men are doing now. I avoided Western games for years because I was just so disgusted by all the ugly men, I wasn't even interested in hearing what the game was about if there was some bald wrinkly man on the cover.
>>33907657>I smoked for most of my twenties. About eight years.you sound normal, nothing wrong with your voice
>>33907657>Hopefully it's not a smile from how cringe I sound sometimes.It's hard to put into words, but it sounds very, welcoming? Warm, open, confident, it's the type of voice that puts one at ease.
>>33907656Gib pls
State gender.Have you ever been sexually incompatible with a person? If so, in what way? Was it incompatibility from your end, their end, or both ends?
>>33907660Whichever of those two groups of people wasn't sucking and fiddling with your pee pee
>>33907655>>33907658I got lucky with my voice and regularly get compliments on it, but I'd take being tall over a nice voice.
>>33907665If you say so.>>33907666I think it's the years of teaching, it really changed how I talk to a group or when I know I'm being recorded.
im not listening to that "vocaroo" I don't care what you sound like I love women but I am not clicking that link. im not doing.*clicks link**imagines her smoking*oh em geeee she used to smoke cigs
>>33907636I used to live about 100 feet from my office.
>>33907646This is a defect in women and I wonder what we can do to fix it
>>33907668F, yes. I had an ex who had ED and only wanted to do foot stuff. The fact he couldn't even get hard at the prospect of just fucking me normally was pretty much the definition of sexual incompatibility to me.
Should I encourage my boyfriend to flirt with and pursue a girl he went to high school with so he can leave me?She is more beautiful than me and he had feelings for her when they were in school together. I can envision them being compatible now.
>>33907670so my family?
>>33907674If THAT'S what ends up ruining anyone's NNN, I'm going to be mad. That's the least sexual voca I've ever posted.
>what were your past projects?>I have noneShould I just lie? Has anyone here lied and got the job or learned on the job?
>>33907680Yes
>>33907680No, you can improve low self esteem, but you can only lose a relationship once
>>33907683Since I was a less than average student, I wish I'd gone to school in the ghetto. At hood schools they don't have tests, they just got projects.
>>33907667I’m not going to kick you
>>33907657Thanks, I masturbated to your voice.
>>33907694You are a liar and I'm offended.
>>33907691Hmph
>>33907657>voca*PLAP PLAP PLAP*I didn't actually listen to it yet
>>33907697It would hurt probably
>>33907657Whore
>>33907695I'm real. I would love to hear a masturbation ASMR from you, but I'm afraid of what could happen to my cock if you ever did it. It could actually explode.
>female posts voice and males go AWOOOOOGAI wish we could have this effect of women
>>33907657Is this JH?
Dear lazy unambitious women, how does a lazy unambitious man get in a relationship with you? I want a gf who'd rather nap than socialize.
>>33907705We're all JH.
>>33907701Maybe just lay them on me then
>>33907706I got outFind the girl who looks like she doesn’t want to be there That’s me Then we can escape together
>>33907698>>33907702>>33907703>>33907704I'm glad this thread is predictable. It's always the same like four reactions, even if it's just an old, out of context one.>>33907705Yeh. I posted that one on a really bad day, though.
>>33907710I’d make you scratch them
wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33907679Damn and he didn’t seek treatment?
>>33907717He had a lot wrong with him, in retrospect. He was fine with literally rotting away in his disgusting apartment.
>>33907715Oh nooo how terrible
Boys Thoughts on no nut forever?https://youtube.com/shorts/jl8DW4CKewY?si=ORDP4xIhhmNmyGP5
>>33907719Was the ED a symptom of untreated ADHD or Depression?
>>33907719I think you may have dated a cryptid.
>>33907723Cryptids are just ways of mythologizing Autistic behavior.
>>33907722Maybe? Honestly I didn't see that side of him until he finally let me stay at his place. Then all this unhealthy shit came out pretty suddenly.
>>33907723Well then he was a cryptid who knew how to compliment me well enough to feel loved.
>>33907654You must be a janny too because I got a 24h ban for making a joke about you
>>33907714why did you tag me?
>>33907719>He was fine with literally rotting away in his disgusting apartment.As someone else who is like this, do you have any tips how I can better myself? How should a person be?
>>33907730I get banned all the time. but that's funny!
>>33907731You were one of the predictable posts in response to vocas, I assume. It's always either a vague hornypost, a request, an insult, or someone complaining that their posts/vocas don't get attention for one reason or another.
>>33907716Is the darker area supposed to be a visualization of what you see when you close your eyes? For me it's very close to that and idk it stood out to me.
https://vocaroo.com/1oqq77Pu8fJ5
>>33907704the hands did have that effect on me but i still tried my best to seem cool and unbothered, men have yet to master this skill though.
>>33907735Take pride in your living space. Clean up after yourself. Put trash in a bin. Wash your clothes. Replace your fridge if it's broken and throw out food that goes bad. Don't be so averse to throwing out your ripped clothes and broken bed and all that shit when you have plenty of money to live reasonably.
Why do all women have conquistador/coloniser fantasy?
>>33907743MNice voice, hungary? bulgaria?
>>33907721Imagine being so obsessed with porn and masturbation you think not doing it for a bit is a huge goal. Retarded fake self-improvement that makes you think you are doing something instead of working toward a real goal. If only you spent all that energy actually working on yourself.
>>33907748I don't think all women have those fantasies. I have racially charged fantasies related to certain power dynamics like that, but I can't assume it's common.
*commits domestic violence against femanon*
>>33907735Throw out all your garabgeThere are a lot of decluttering and deep clean videos and resources Start with a clean slate, and start small, because it will take some time to get rid of all the shit you don’t need Once you’ve got a clean slate, replace any furniture or objects you need to (check buy nothing groups if you’re broke)Set a strict schedule for yourself for cleaning. Clean as you go, create drop zones, and learn your own habits so you can design your space to work best for you
>>33907668MShe said I couldn’t hit certain positions right. I didn’t get what she meant.
>>33907745Alright, I can do all that. Except throw away ripped clothes. I'd rather repair them and make them last a while longer.I'm still going to be rotting away in my apartment though.And you remind me, I have a hole in a sweater that I need to fix.
>>33907654Jai re shrem, anon?
solipsistic reality in which I imagine everything but cleverly trick myself into thinking im not.
>>33907739>someone complaining that their posts/vocas don't get attention for one reason or anotherokay sorry
Is high standards only bad if you can’t achieve them and then complain?
>>33907761I'm not offended or anything, it's just a very common response. And just so you know, lots of people listen to voca links but never say anything.
>>33907762It is bad it if hurts you
>>33907762It's the complaining that's bad, not the standards.
>>33907749Oklahoma lol
Speedwalking to work rn and just wanna dieHow about you anons?If you could be anywhere rn where would you be...?
>>33907769japan, walking in nature
>>33907769most people have failed to realize that they can simply stop going to work, and probably shouldif the entire world simply stopped going to work capitalism would end overnight and we would be free of our shackles.
>>33907769Sandwiched naked between my bf and my gf.
>>33907657Too much a glottal stop
>>33907769>If you could be anywhere rn where would you beBalls deep in JH.
>>33907762Let me guess, you want a pure virgin girlfriend as a 25 year old incel?
>>33907601Sorry about the tar particles haven't washed it in 3 days
>>33907769>If you could be anywhere rn where would you be...?London, unironically
>>33907778What is wrong with wanting someone with similar sexual experience?
>>33907776Is that the same thing as vocal fry?>>33907777Luckily quads don't wishes.
>>33907781why london?
>>33907769Gere
>>33907783>Luckily quads don't wishesRude!
After researching the female gaze and distilling down what women collectively agree constitutes an attractive male character in every form of media that women consume for the purposes of looking at hot guys, I have concluded that in order to fit that archetype I have to remove any and all whimsy and wonder from my personality. Along with being permanently stoic and dull my personality enough to only vaguely express any emotion that isn't detached dominant content and aggression. Every single interaction I have with women will now consist only of displaying said dominance without needing to enforce it or push it on them. Every opportunity at humor will be used for making quick witted remarks that only serve to make myself look more attractive and ease tension in case it's too high.Thanks women.
>>33907784I just love the hustle and bustle of Babylon
>>33907787That's the male gaze
>>33907787we are all one consciousness
>>33907786Don't grant*But at least you understood what I meant. I don't think anons are capable of pulling out of anything.
>>33907788It has such tasty bread and wonderful circuses
>>33907781London's a fucking shithole mate, you wanna get shanked in the endz bruv
>>33907789Then what’s female gaze?
>>33907787Congrats for learning to attract gay men and trannies, honner.
>>33907796tall men
>>33907781>London, unironicallyThis. Inside London.
Men, how would you react if your girlfriend brought up patriarchy regularly?
>>33907787Seems kinda weird, but if women do whatever it is they do for male attention, I don't see why you shouldn't be allowed to even the playing field.
>>33907787WTF is wrong with his pecs?
>>33907803Cure her with my dick
>>33907794Yea :]>>33907795I would stay within the Banana
>>33907782Because virgin women are the chads of the female gender. Every man wants them. The two genders and what is found attractive in them is different, so don't pretend that just because you have a quality that *men* find attractive, you deserve a highly sought after woman.But what am I saying, every normal healthy man already knows this. The rope awaits you, hon.
>>33907778ntaare you saying that virgin is a high standard? so virgins are higher value?
>>33907803annoying
>>33907787>being permanently stoic and dull my personality enough to only vaguely express any emotion that isn't detached dominant content and aggression.FThat would unironically work on me. I'm mentally ill though and what you described will only appeal to teenage girls/ girls in their early 20's. Most women usually grow out of dating "that" type of guy fairly quickly.
Dating gets easier the less you think about it and just do and stay hopeful. I’m not even an incel but I know if I thought too deeply about this world I’d become some alternate version of blackpilled pretty easily. I wouldn’t believe the “only looks matter” shit, but I’d be similarly nihilistic about stuff.
>>33907805i'm not resting my head on them
>>33907807Alright yh stay out of the endz manFuck imma be late for work if I don't scoot lol, ttylI hate my life so much
>>33907821What happened to your virginal flower, princess?
>>33907803There are multiple reasons why guys aren't 'dating' and this is one of them.
Did anything happen to Jamaica?
>>33907821That's hot.
>>33907809nta as well, and while I wouldn't say they're higher value, the appeal in being the first man a woman has slept with is undeniable.I don't care whether or not a woman I'm interested in is a virgin because I'm not one myself. I doubt many men who aren't virgins care much about this
>>33907816How can you think less about it? I find it impossible
>>33907808>virgin women are the chadsLol. If a girl is still a virgin after 18, I'd think she's either an ugly loser or literally crazy. If I were a girl, I would've whored myself out much earlier
>>33907821Pumped & dumped?
>>33907826Really. The type of women who brings that stuff up are usually radical lefties, and they’re a minority who is loud online. Regular liberal women don’t care as long as you’re not obviously misogynistic (they don’t care if you deep down have bias for men or think they’re superior as long as you treat her as an equal and don’t say it out loud)
>>33907787Isn't that just the bad boy archetype?
>>33907835You give yourself goals, a social life, and hobbies to distract yourself.
>>33907412If someone asks me how I'm doing on the bar I'm just gonna say that I'm really depressed and want to dieHonestly don't care anymore lmao. Everything is fucking despair and darkness
>>33907821what was the deleted post?
>>33907841I’ve done that and it solved nothing
Why did I stop caring about a girls sexual history once I got my numbers up? You’d think the more sexual success I had the more I’d care about it, but the feeling of disgust I had as a virgin isn’t there anymore. I literally can’t explain it.
>>33907839This seems like a gay guy's option too, they're too clean and pretty. Almost feminine basically, there is no "edge" at all.
>>33907792>pulling outThat's not how babies get made.
>>33907821You need to meet a better man>>33907843You can read deleted posts on an off-site archive by substituting boards.4chan in the URL with 4plebs
Oh, what I wouldn't give to cater to a dominant moid...(pretend I just let out an audible sigh)
>>33907836Sounds like the ramblings of an incel about to troon out, opinion disregarded kek
>>33907813what if all i want is girls in their early 20s?
>>33907844What do you think about?
>>33907842>Everything is fucking despair and darknessCan't say I don't know that feel.
There used to be so many of us truecels ITTNow it's mostly sexhavers What happened?
>>33907851moid hands
>>33907854Those things and then finding love most other times
>>33907848Do you think that letting an anon knock me up would be a responsible thing for me as the future mother to do?
>>33907852Nta but I agree. Well, half. Change 18 to 25 and I agree. I mean, do you have any friend who is still a virgin at that age? There’s something wrong with you, if you are.
>>33907847what would the "edge" be according to you that would make him more attractive to women?
>>33907852Don't get angry. I wasn't talking specifically about you, femcel cutie pie.
>>33907580360 and walk away
>>33907859I'm sure it'll be fine.
Le sigh
>>33907865what you sighing about
>>33907860I do think at 18-25 you can still become ""normal"" if you're a mentally ill virgin man, or woman. in the latter case it's likely you just have some extreme opinions and avoid men and places like tinder among other things. but post-25 there probably wouldn't be much hope left, your life is fucked.
State gender. What characteristics in the opposite gender allows you to have the biggest pick of the litter? In other terms, what characteristics in a man/woman allows them to appeal to the most amount of people?
>>33907856answers from women itt let me understand how to get women to sleep with me
>>33907813>>33907787eh, worked well enough for me. I don't really know about all the performative bullshit, but you do have to be not only extremely confident to the point of arrogance, but also dominant. That becomes second nature the more you do it though and those are the only things that matter, everything else is fake and gay.
>>33907856(You) are not a truecell.
>>33907861if you don't get it you're prolly just a feminine guy, but that's ok.
>>33907856>What happened?SEX
>>33907869FMen: dominanceWomen: submissiveness.
>>33907866Ronery
I'm one of the only real truecels here. No matter how much sex I get, I'm still an incel, and I don't know how to fix myself.
>>33907874>didn't answer the questionI knew you were full of shit
I am the only truecel here you are all poser sexhavers
>>33907838Casually misandristic comments are commonplace, though. And feminist slogans such as 'not all men but always a man' - you'll hear a lot of women saying them and quite frequently.
Where are the submissive femanons?
Men, how does it feel knowing the hedonistic cumdumpsters you all hate have a higher chance of having a future happy family life than you?
>>33907871>picrelI guess women ARE all just a hivemind, huh?
>>33907885Feels good desu
>>33907880>wouldn't understand the answer anyway because he isn't an actual man>nonsense replyYep I knew you were retarded.
>>33907876>submissivenessnot really
>>33907884I think one got banned
>>33907888How does it feel knowing that you have a higher chance of ending up with a hedonistic cum dumpster than your fantastical pure virgin princess?
>>33907885women have a higher chance in most aspects of life so this doesn't suprise or additionally anger me.
Argie girls dirty talking>>>>>>>
>>33907885They don't cross my mind unless directly confronted with them.
Whiny agp's have invaded this thread, it's been ded for a long time now. Why are you still here?
>>33907885I'm gonna kill myself soon but for unrelated reasons so I don't care
>>33907885MI'm a hedonistic cumdispenser, so I never hate them.
>>33907885idk about happy family
>>33907887Ts nigga think he kpop demon hunters
>>33907899>agpThis shitpost again.
>>33907899Cute woman replies to me
>>33907890>x is true, because...>BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?!??you keep dodging the question because you know you're pulling it out of your ass.
>>33907387Mgemini
>>33907387MTaurus
are geminis prone to schizophrenia?
>>33907911Extremely :^)
>>33907911I think astrologers are prone to selectively assigning meaning to things using mystical window dressing
>>33907847>they're too clean and prettynta, but don't women always complain about guys not having good hygiene?That guy is objectively attractive.
>>33907913ok nerd
>>33907887This is AI. Hot Women aren’t this level of superficial
>>33907916I'm right doe
>footage of women swooning over physically attractive men is AI actually. They would never do that irl. Everyone knows women only go for fat uggos like me, r-righ?
>>33907904Found the janny, still seething it seems.
>>33907921>fat UggosNice projection kek.I said it’s AI because a shirtless man just walking through a crowd isn’t gonna make women act like monkeys unless it’s someone rich and famous. Literally never happened to any regular person at any place I’ve ever been.
>>33907907>being this obsessive and bitchydef a feminine male, worst of both worlds
>>33907922>jannyAbsurd. Your schizophrenia is untreated.
>>33907912that explains a lot about me then :0
>>33907924its teenage korean women they never saw a dick in their lives
women I just shaved and my face is very smooth thoughts?
>>33907885Not acting like puritan Christian doesn't make one hedonistic, numbing your senses with excessively with slop isn't hedonism quite the contrary
>>33907926>janny is still having an absolute meltdownLove it kek
Mm soup
>>33907931Kiss yourself
Why do I keep hearing that men have resigned from dating? Considering that more men report wanting partners and families than women do, there are vastly more men than women on every dating app, men's constant crying for gfs is unavoidable on every online platform, even on those where they're systematically and repeatedly banned for their offtopic begging for gfs.
>>33907940You were low on protein so I cummed in your soup
>>33907943can't do that :(
>>33907944Those are millenials
>>33907940You devil
>>33907940Do you drink or eat soup?
>>33907945Thsnks for the gains bro
My future queen will be a gangbanged town bicycle and our love will prove every one of you wrong
>>33907951Depends on the consistencyRegardless its going in my belly
>>33907654>>33907939We can't all be janny, can we?
>>33907940Mm soup
>>33907955Good luck, unironically
>>33907783Maybe vocal fry is what I meant.
Femanon, can you please devour my soul?
>>33907968Too bitter
>>33907948Kids' (13-25) spaces are even worse. When I was that age I didn't even think about dating and now you get all these little boys crying incessantly about it being over because they haven't laid tons of pipe or found a tradwife to bear their kids by age 22 and 90% of the discussion is about sex appeal and mewing and mogging. Their lives revolve around [their lack of] attractiveness, sex and relationships even more so than millennial men's.
>>33907966Yeah. I blame smoking and hanging around friends that talked like that too much.
Why dont women lust over men?
Genders, I read the thread from the beginning, many guys couldn't get hard in different situations, or girls couldn't get in the mood, while I can fuck anyone no matter how unattractive they are or what gender they are. I've even fucked grannies more than triple my age. And was fucked by a 400 pound middle aged man.Why can't you do it?
>>33907955Is that you Cliff?
>>33907971Are you shocked? People have sex because they enjoy it. People want love because humans are social creatures. You think it’s normal for people to not have any love or sex ? You expect those people to be well adjusted? Add onto them growing up on technology/computers and it’s even worseI don’t think people “Deserve” love/sex because it’s a slippery slope that just leads to taking away women’s rights. But it’s understandable why a man could complain. I’ve met perfectly suitable men who struggle meanwhile my sister just posts on Instagram and has multiple men prying for her. Sure, are all of those men great options? NoBut I’d rather have the ability to pick from my options than have no options at all
If this thread was a JRPG party, what would your role be?
>>33907980>humans are social creaturesFuck off, animal. Social animals need to shut up. NTA.
>>33907982Red Mage
>>33907982Cleric/priest
I like my coffee how I like my women dark and bitter <3
>>33907974They do Only one man though His name starts with cEnds with dAnd has "ha" in the middle
>>33907836>If a girl is still a virgin after 18, I'd think she's either an ugly loser or literally crazy. If I were a girl, I would've whored myself out much earlierWow. You must really love dick and getting dicked down.
>>33907982NPC with plot mandated death.
>>33907974They do but only once a month
>>33907982Rapemaster
What's a JRPG party
>>33907997party of adventurers in a Japanese roleplaying game
>>33907828At least 35 killed from the hurricane. I know someone whose husband is from Jamaica and she said that her husband’s parents’ home was completely destroyed.
>>33907982Starving Peasant
>>33907982I’d be the NTR BULL. Bang all the female party members while the men risk their lives.
>>33907991cephalopod?
>>33907489>Everyone is different, right?That's true. Had a newly married teacher who looked barely out of college back then, told us an excited circle of hs students her preference was just to lay down like a starfish and let the dude do all the work lol. It's not like any of us got to verify if she was really boring or was actually a freak.I have this stupid intuition or assumption that my current lust fixation was frigid or sexually boring to her ex husband that's why he kept cheating which finally wrought their separation.. roughness might be a good shake up option.Fuck I cringe at being a gossiping fantasizing bitch on an anonymous mongolian basketweaving forum. Joys and perils of anonymity. Thanks for sharing rough sex femanon.
>>33908000Oh, thank you
>>33908011yw
How do I find a gf that likes to suck dick
Nothing worse then finally getting with someone you like only for the sex to not go right. It’s evens worse if he doesn’t give you a second chance or time to improve.
>>33907982Mentor
Thoughts, genders?
Im driving rn
>>33908019It really says a lot about society
>>33908020Not a wise time to post on 4chan
>>33908019I’mMore of a half glass full guy
>>33908019Half empty
How come leftist women are so much hotter than conservative women?
>>33908027Ageed. I love the coloured hair and cat eyeliner actually....
>>33908027By per capital conservative women are hotter since they few of them
>>33908027Ew you like that porn tattoo and piercing look?
>>33908023I have to msnIm addicted
>>33908019F Everyone's missing the point with this. It's not half full or half empty but that the glass can be refilled.
How to get an asian and/or latina gf?
>>33908027Because leftists women are more likely to be open sexual beasts . Conservatives may be sexual beasts but they keep it a secret and then try to act holier than though. I’ve known church girls sucking cock on their off days who wanted to talk shit shout the “deviancy” of other women. Fuck them.
>>33907982A humanoid cat
>>33907992This is true. I love dicks as much as I love pussies. But that's not what this is about. I just imagine what would happen if the genders were reversed. Like, you're a 16-18 yo average guy. Suddenly, a top beauty says to you, "Hey, anon, lick my pussy and fuck me after". And you're saying you wouldn't? I would, and many guys I know would, too. And this is pretty much the average girl's experience. Meanwhile, if you're an average guy and do nothing, chances are high you'll get nothing.
>>33908027Ive never seen or met a conservative woman
>>33908036Great answer.
what's the point of that 'when did you stop beating your wife' question?
>>33908032He just like me fr
>>33908037Be attractive and have basic social skills, then use dating apps or go to places where these women congregate.That’s literally it. If you don’t think you’re attractive, just looksmax. Find a hairstyle you like that looks good, find facial hair that fits your face or go clean shaven, get a sense of style, maybe hit the gym, have basic hygiene, and you’re good.
>>33908048Look at how much fun that guy who is also me is having
>>33908047To know when you did? Idk
>>33908047Its obviously a joke question
>>33907980I'm not at all shocked. It's clear to see how much men stand to gain from relationships. What I'm confused by is men claiming that men are no longer willing to date when they seem more eager for it than ever, borderline obsessed with it and defining themselves and whether their lives amount to anything by the state of their love life.
>>33908027Conservative women are either trashy rednecks or painfully boring suburbanites.
>>33906617I really like skinhead fashion but I'm not a skinhead and don't want people to think I'm a skinhead. Fuck
Women, the best vibrator on the market, or average cock?
>>33908037Come to S A N J O S E
>>33908047never
>>33908055Oh that’s true, it does happen, and it’s because men lie to themselves. They think they don’t care and are in “monk mode” when in reality it’s still on their mind and they just push it back. Then come online to complain to let out their feelings.It’s no different than men who hate whores not asking about their girlfriends past. Because deep down they know the reality and no matter how much they cope they can’t turn away regardless.
>>33908060I'm skinhead oi oi oi
>>33908015Lel shouldn't have had sexo. Many such cases.
>>33908062Average cock
>>33908032I like this jif
>>33908065>CaliforniaIs there shit on the street there as well?
>>33908060Dualistic fool that you are
Slutty femanon tummy
>>33908073JH let other women answerYou don't have to prove your love for all the penises in the world
>>33908078Right is me but replace the beer with a blue moon
>>33908089i appreciate that she at least answers my questions
>>33908076It depicts me
>>33908089>can't even spot JH correctly
Dumb fucking janny deleted my suicide postWon't fucking matterI'm gonna be dead by the end of the year
>>33908096there are other femanons that actually like average cocks?
>>33908100Suicide kills you so you probably shouldn't do it
>>33908100Don't do it
>>33908101I mean, yes, average cocks are the most compatible with the most women. There are women who can’t take bigger penises or it leaves them in pain the next day. There is no women who can’t take an average sized dicks .
>>33908062Average penis
>>33907982I have been told my anime-filter face looks like I would be the main protags best friend who gets the sideplot romance.
>>33908101Most like average cocks but prefer other cocks. Like how they don't mind average men but would rather not date them.
>>33908101These kind of posts are very tryingMen are so weak it's actually kind of blackpilling
>>33908103Why not?I have no money and no prospects
>>33908111Get a job, redeem yourself
>>33908105>There is no women who can’t take an average sized dicks .There are.
>>33908110Get fully blackpilled and just shut the fuck up already
I can't wait for it to snow a bunch. The cold really weeds out those with impure spirit
>>33908105Most women are compatible with 7 inchesUnless you have vaginismus
>>33908111>no prospectsHow about a prostate?
>>33908114I actually have a jobBut I'm in so much debt that I'm probably not gonna be able to escapeWhen my parents find out they might kick me out of the house
Am i schizophrenic if I am susceptible to Jesus Christ and his love?
>>33908110what do you mean?
>>33908126Nope
>>33908120But 7 isn’t big. It’s just very above average. 8 and above is big
>>33908126No, plenty of normal people are Christians
What’s up guys I missed you
>>33908128She means that she believes men ain’t shit as a way to cope with being repulsive to them
>>33908130>>33908120Wish you r9gays would stay in your thread.
>>33908130The average penis size in the united states is 5.5 inches. Probably shorter if you discounted African Americans
Women, I haven't bled from my scrotum in like two days. Are you proud of me?
>>33908141Asmongold?
>>33908135Hi
>>33908147Nope, I brush my teeth and shower and stuff.
>>33908125Doubt it. Don't give up.
>>33908130> 7 isn’t bigohhhh thats why femanons are saying yes to 'average' cocks
How 2 not give up on dating entirely
Write your genderWhat's your main deadly sin, and what do you do to subdue it?>Seven deadly sins: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth
>>33908154That's obviously a moidMen itt care more about dick size than most size queens
>>33908157MI jerk off way too much. So probably lust.
>>33908156You aren't willing to do anything so just give up, this is the best piece of advice on /adv/ for any problem
>>33908161Great advice board
>>33908157MLustI'm embracing it
>>33908164Body count?
Why do women find male bodies ugly?
>>33908159NTASize queens barely exist. Like, the chances of a woman choosing to have sex with you over your dick size (i.e. she was going to say no, but then she said yes because of your size) is pretty much zero, even if you're massive.
>>33908156I’ve just been doing it passively Either I meet someone irl or I die alone and if I have the energy for apps again I’ll do that
>>33908157MWrath probably. I'm too easily agitated by strangers
>>33908157MGluttony, specifically with regards to drugs and alcohol. I pray often for the strength and guidance necessary for repentance and try not to keep substances around.
>>33908157MLust I just accept that I will always be rejected, that no woman will ever want me as much as I want her, and then I get very depressed.
>>33908170I agree with you but that doesn't change how delusional the vast majority of men are nowadays
>>33908173That’s pretty much what I’m doing too. Maybe it’s just pride, but I can’t really bring myself to use dating apps.I know people have met their spouses on them, but it wouldn’t feel right to me.
>>33908167A few hundred. Most of them were women.
>>33908177Thats more sloth than lust
>>33908062Average cock, obviously.>>33908089Fuck you, my opinions aren't unique. My thoughts on cock are common and fairly reasonable most of the time. You can't assume everyone is me, especially if they don't fucking use punctuation.
>>33908186Every relationship I've been in was tarnished by the fact that I wanted sex with my partner far more than she wanted sex with me.
The women of /atoga/ are without sin I see
>>33908159I’m not saying women care hard about dick size, or that they’ll always turn you down over dick size, I’m just saying that if a women wants to fuck everyday. Than an average dick size will do the job better than a big dick that leaves her in pain or can be uncomfortable.
>>33908175I will pray for you too, stay strong
>>33908193Correct. God sees me using weird dildos and must be giving me the thumbs up in heaven.
>>33908157F. Lust. Constant sexual thoughts and masturbation whenever it's remotely reasonable for me to stop what I'm doing.
>>33908189>My thoughts on cock are common and fairly reasonablentaThats just not true
I can’t get mad at promiscuous women. I know if I had women dming me, flirting with me everyday I’d be an even bigger whore with all types of sexual diseases, abortions, random kids, at this point.
>>33908199Thanks.
>>33908204State my uncommon or unreasonable thoughts on cock. Not cum, cocks.
>again, and again, and again....
>>33908189You're the only one that likes average cocksThe rest preferable bigger ones
>>33908193I’m taking a quiz to check first
Check out this big spiderI estimate at 4 inches or so in diameter (100mm)
>>33908181I’ve tried them and hated themYou need a specific psychology to be able to tolerate them imo
>>33908200>Heh, sure did some great work with that ass didn't I
>>33908212A professional approach, based
>>33908216It feels so dehumanizing, like reducing the process of courtship down to something like online shopping.
>>33908215Wow.
>>33908215I hope it dies.
>>33908217He knew what He was doing when he made butts and tits and lips and arms and backs and all that.
>>33908221This is why I prefer hookers to dating apps.
>>33908215Nice garden spider.
>>33908157FEnvyI see people who have what I want and I become someone evil who wishes for bad things
>>33908227I can’t bring myself to be a whoremonger either, so I’m just celibate for the foreseeable future.
>>33908220Should we get married
>>33908207Most women are not as into piv as you are.Most women are indifferent to cocks themselves.Most women don't like sniffing cocks.
They're excellent for women, though. Women see dating from a similar perspective to shopping and they don't mind ghosting and dumping men.
>>33908236That’s not true a lot of women hate dumping people
>>33908223Its eating a stink bug, enemy of my enemy is my friendIts also pretty far from where anybody walks
>>33908221I know and it is. But nothing happens in real life either, people just don’t meet at work or at bars or even through friends anymore.
>>33908019Thinking about organ again
Women, how do you feel about this rape spectrum chart?
I don't really have much physical attraction to someone until they're nice to me. Is this weird?
>>33908235I think maybe the way I huff is atypical. But the rest doesn't seem that uncommon. PIV is very intimate.
>>33908247>woman and man meet>the man rapesWhen will men stop winning?
>>33908248No.
>>33908247M46
>>33908247Depends. Where would this go?>bf doesn't give gf explicit permission to sexually touch him in his sleep, but she does so anyway assuming he'd be okay with it, and later he confirms it was and is something he's okay with
>>33908062Average pp plz
>a femcel and a gooner arguing about what most women are like
>>33908047It's a gay man subtly asking for men to beat off to his bulldog ah face.
>>33908247It’s unreadable and I don’t understand the spectrum
>>33908247Furthest I’ve gotten is 18
>>33908244I’m willing to just try to meet my wife via an actual community or die trying.
girls Why is it that if a woman in a relationship loses her sex drive, the man is expected to adapt and accept the situation. But if it’s the man who loses his drive, he’s expected to fix it and make it happen for his woman?
>>33908247I feel like it's ragebait but I guess there really are severe autists who would buy it
>>33908266>the man is expected to adapt and accept the situationMI'm definitely going to cheat.
>>33908266Because despite feminists wanting to make women feel independent and strong, it relies on men wanting to support and bend down for women.That’s why they say “protect women” as if women need a man’s help for protection. Or treat younger women in age gap relationships differently than younger men in age gap relationships.Feminists and leftists are walking a tight rope between uplifting/supporting women’s dn just straight up infantilizing them
where the femcel baddies at
>>33908276Making fun of us
>>33908266Not a woman, but the idea is that it's selfish and shallow for a man to want sex, but romantic and passionate for a woman to want sex. If a man wants sex, it's because he wants his dick wet. If a woman wants sex, it's because she wants romance and connection. It's just one of life's many double standards.
Why do some women seem to want to be "career women"? As a man I see my career as a way to get the things I really want and not as a goal in and of itself. As far as I know most men feel the same
atog how is my arm looking? i feel like my biceps needs more definition
>>33907872I am though, I'm almost a wizard and everyone hates my guts dudeExcept my mommy supervisor she gave me some onion rings even though I'm drunk af at work lolTtyl niggaaaaaas
>>33908247I knew a girl from uni who told me she was once “kind of” raped. She told me during first year she went back with some guy from a party. She said she didn’t really want to fuck him at all. But he convinced her so she did. So that it’s “basically rape”. But she followed it up and said that the sex ended up actually being good
>>33908266Because the external societal pressures and expectations we get brainwashed from birth into following are retarded. Find an actual human being.
>botfarm hours
>>33908283looks great! i think your arms are big enough, maybe start working on the other stuff
>>33908285I haven’t dated in six years in part because the last woman I slept with initiated sex and then told me I raped her afterwards
>>33907875Zomg lewd>>33907882YOU'RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE>>33907870Wow, der masterShit I need to stop smoking in the bathroom and get back to work before I get fired
>>33908266>the man is expected to adapt and accept the situationHey, buddy, what did you think the patriarchy meant by "Men should be the leaders of their relationships"?
>>33908282Because it a way of women gaining their independence from the patriarchy. Women couldn’t work before, so now they wear it on their sleeve if they do and go diehard towards it.It’s the same with women “rebelling” against their parents by sleeping with loads of men. The patriarchy made women in the past shy away from casual sex and sleeping around, so when a women gets free, they instantly sleep around.That’s why you hear about women saying having a whore phase helped me “find myself”.
At this point I might just do a ceremonial wedding and not a legal one.
>>33908296Why
>>33908266Women won't accept responsibility for anything.
>>33908296I did a legal wedding and not a ceremonial one. We did the minimum process and then immediately went to our bedroom to fuck in celebration.
>>33908296I want to marry incase Vegas with my baddie, completely impromptu
>>33908300>>33908296would it be bad if there is no sex on wedding night?
>>33908299Sure seems that way sometimes
>>33908247Jail and castrate
>>33908297Legal consequences as a man aren't in your favor. I think that the government getting involved in a religious ceremony is whack desu. I still want to have a ceremony where I make a vow before God and our families but I don't want my life to fall apart legally too if she decides to break the vow. I hope I marry a good woman but I'm sure lots of people thought they did and it still ended up bad
>>33908302Any time there's opportunity for sex yet sex doesn't happen is bad.
>>33908302Not necessarily. Honeymoons exist for a reason
>>33908306No matter how good the woman I end up wanting to marry is, I’m not marrying her without a prenuptial agreement
>>33908306Marriage isn't religious, you clown.
>>33908312It is for him, a religious person. Me as well.I don’t think there’s anything clownish about secular marriage. Have some respect.
>>33908312The marriage ceremony is a cultural and religious practice. It existed before the US government
>>33908306>Bro thinks he found a loopholeIf you live with her for more than a few years, own a house together, or have kids you're basically legally married. Your "ceremonial" wedding won't protect you at all.
Most diabolical words a foid can say: "you can trust me :)"
>>33908316Common law marriage is not a thing in my state
I want a husband so badly id sign any prenup for it even a prenup that would only fuck me over
>>33908240Yet they do it repeatedly and it becomes more bearable after the 3rd guy or so.
>>33908318I’m not sure that’s just a foid thing, but I sure have been on the business end of it before. It turned out that I could not, in fact, trust her
>>33908320Don’t fuck yourself over for a guy, but do sign a prenup
>>33908157M, sloth by far.
Feminists in this thread, do you unconsciously subscribe to the “women are wonderful” effect?
>>33908320Not how it works jackass, for one no lawyer nowadays would notarize a one sided prenup, for two you know you can get any man by just being a woman, you just like the attention of being single, and three for three, you could just not legally marry to begin in a state where dual living doesn't count as union.
>>33908289That's scary. This is why I stay away from rape victims and bitches who say that their ex was abusive.
>>33908328No I hate women
>>33908330Any man won’t love me
>>33908320You want a husband so badly other than the fact that you'd reject every man who wanted to be your husband.
>>33908303Treat your girlfriend like an animal>>33908328Women are hot, if i wasn't mentally retarded, i would be fucking them.
>>33908339A specific man could
>>33908339Install Tinder and prove yourself wrong in 30 minutes or less.
>>33908328Women really don't like me. Or else I'd be in a gay coven rn.
>>33908333It destroyed me. We were dating for a few years at that point, and she mocked me while trying to gaslight me into believing I raped her>I guess all I have to do to keep you happy is let you rape me every now and thenMaybe the cruelest thing anyone has ever done to me
>>33908340You never know what I’m talking about one day you’ll grow up and understand>>33908342That’s what he might think>>33908345Lol
>>33908346I like you mostly because I think you'd probably eat pussy really well. You'd probably be too rough with a strapon, though.
>>33908348Is that the girl you dumped? It makes me sad that men waste their time on women like this. Was she just that pretty that you were blind to the flaws in her personality? I find that beautiful women can never grow out of acting like teenagers
>>33908358>That’s what he might thinkHe’s pretty far from stupid
>>33908363I didn’t say he was stupid
>>33908348Do you think she had a rape fetish or something?
>>33908348You're a bit sensitive, aren't you? You can roll with it in that situation by saying "yes, i do rape".
>>33908345Do men really consider it love when someone ugly and scary nuts inside their butthole?
>>33908361What? A femanon likes me?Also correct though.
>>33908362Yup. She wasn’t gorgeous, but we had been friends since high school.I am genuinely ashamed of the time I wasted on her; the years since have seen me gradually scraping my self-esteem back to roughly where it was before I got with herIt’s cliche for men to call women who mistreat them BPDemons, but she did check a lot of the boxes. Half of the time I spent in that relationship was because I was afraid that she was going to kill herself if I left
>>33908288t-thanksmy arms were actually my most lagging part, now I just need to lose a bit of weight and maybe start working on actually talking to women
>>33908367Holy shit what the fuck is it with women and fucking ten seconds after meeting a guy, do you bitches not know how to filter people? Are you actually even more subhuman than incels know you are? You can't say "Hey let's fuck at least 7 months into a relationship?" You dumbass.
>>33908247>91Nigga WHAT
>>33908365No, I don’t.>>33908366I am indeed very sensitive.
>>33908364Fair, but he’s a pretty decent judge of character too
>>33908283In going to kill myself
>>33908290known liar and alcoholic lying again
>>33908369I also like that you're still here, makes me feel less crazy for staying around so long.
>>33908379Then why does he want someone crazy and annoying
Just had my annual review at work. Boss gave me props for being one of the best workers. Raised my salary by 3%, up to a whopping 16.999 per hour. That's an extra 50 something every 2 weeks. Wow.Somebody please help me
State genderWhat should I masturbate to next Wednesday?
>>33908365Statistically the answer to this is yes.
>>33908372That doesn't answer my question. But yes, I can say that, but it makes most men leave and the majority of those who stay will be cunts trying to manipulate their way into my pants regardless, and the ones who do patiently wait for months will still be absolute dogshit partners who only want to marry a woman to have pussy on tap.
>>33908377I am sensitive too, but i at least try to appear as an immovable object
>>33908383That's been my intention the whole time.Femanon Advocate.
>>33908386Your imagination
>>33908386M, beasts>>33908371Gross image
>>33908384Because I like her and think I could help her feel less crazy and annoying.
>>33908386M or F
Why are all the goth women I meet really short?
>>33908385Can you negotiate something higher
>>33908388Then die alone but stop bitching about it. If everything is going to be shit and none of those options are worth anything then I guess just take your own advice and give up.>That doesn't answer my questionI don't believe in anal past rimming.
>>33908247>The JH level: 98
>>33908386>WednesdayJenna Ortega of course.
>>33908392If only we had literally any hobbies or interests in common besides dick, we could be friends.
>>33908399Idk, I'm too scared to.Honestly I was planning on quitting to find something better, but that's gonna be really hard in this economy, especially as someone with no real skills outside a college meme degree
>>33908398Closer to hell
>>33908396Fix her up, but how
>>33908386F. Me.
>>33908406What’s the job? What’s the degree? It never hurts to ask
>>33908410Describe (you).
When I pick up a woman for sex should I be behind her or should we be facing each other?
>>33908409Not fix her, just help her cope with it. Love her, spend quality time with her, take her places.
>>33908401What the fuck are you trying to imply?
>>33908385>up to a whopping 16.999 per houri make 5x that for jerking off, watching vtubers and checking in for a 30min meeting every couple of hours where i tell my minions that they need to work harder
>>33908413Annoying and dumb and angry and horny.
>>33908417iykyk
>>33908394No.>>33908395Like monstergirls, or what? >>33908397I'm M.>>33908403Who? >>33908410Sure, but I don't have anything to go on.
>>33908419I meant physically, dummy.
>>33908412Some office job. Its work from home at least so it's not the worst, but I could be making more. I have a crim degree. I'm not remotely interested in the police force. Was gonna go to law school but idk if that will work out.
>>33908422>No.NGMI
>>33908427I can masturbate to imagination and have done so plenty of times. Actual imagery is always easier and more pleasurable. Of course, I'm always finishing to imagination, since I need to get up to go finish over a toilet for easy cleanup.
>>33908405I would like to know what boards you're here for if not for the vidya and animu.I mean, I do cook and could probably get into some of my other hobbies I dropped if I felt like investing in them.
>>33908416What if it doesn’t
>>33908403Olivia Rodrigo is hotter but not as hot as Livvy Dunne.
>>33908430I haven't posted anywhere else in a long time. Used to use /b/, /an/, and /gif/. But they're all so awfully different from what they used to be in their own ways.Cooking is fun. Do you bake?
I need a woman who likes being dominated sexually
>>33908436/b/ used to be so fun man >:(
>>33908433>>33908403Isabela Merced mogs them all
>>33908420Explain it now or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
>>33908433Neither of them have played Wednesday Adams.
>>33908431Oh well. What if it does? :o
>>33908436Yeah I bake a little bit. Not much recently as I've been trying to diet. I think the last thing I made baking wise was brownies.
>>33908440Are you going to track her down and kill her yourself?
>>33908442Would you hate her
Is it gay if I'm a male and I love female pop singers for their music?
>>33908450No you just have bad taste.
>>33908450no, you just have good taste
>>33908450Yes. The only way to be straight is to love male singers for their penises.
I tried seeing a hooker and couldn't get hard, will i die virgin cause im autistic retard?
>>33908445Brownies are always a good choice. They keep so well.I don't buy sweets, so baking is the only way I can let myself get my sugar fix beyond coffee. Just made an awful apple pie today. Burnt the shit out of it and the apples were discounted for a reason, but it was fun to make anyways.
>>33908426That’s how I describe my job. My current position was a promotion but it’s even more boring.
>>33908450Nah. I’m allowed to be straight while liking shit like Grace Jones, Kate Bush and Charli XCX, so I think you are too.
>>33908447Just tell me.>>33908438I used it for all the wrong reasons, though.
>>33908449No, anon.
>>33908450Pretty zesty
>>33908460>Just tell me.Give me a kiss first.
>>33908422>monstergirlsI meant beast iality
>>33908460You’re the cancer that killed /b/? You monsterI jest, of course. Whatever you were up to had to be better than the literal shitposting that goes on over there now
I just dont like any female-sung music
>>33908454How much did you pay?How old are you?How did she react?
>>33908450Yes, but you're also a /mu/ NPC, which is even worse.
Women, what did you learn in your hoe phase?
>>33908454Virgins often get performance anxiety
>>33908474no one even uses that board
Women will never understand the emotional vulnerability of sending a pic of your junk to a woman and she takes ages to respond.
>>33908462Oayy
>>33908475i didn't have a hoe phase. my body count is like 10
>>33908470are you the ">woman sings about depression" guy from /mu/? im a huge fan
>>33908454Just get drunk and take a bunch of xanax
>>33908474/mu/tants are the worst. I’ve never been able to stomach /mu/ despite loving music
Would I get drunk from drinking a bottle of beer? I've never tried alcohol before, and I'm almost 30. I'm curious if it tastes good. I don't want to get drunk though. I value my mind and I don't want to impair it.
why are femanons being nice? is it ovulation week?
>>33908467Ew, fuck no.
>>33908478MI will never understand why any man would send a pic of his junk to anyone
>>33908484>Would I get drunk from drinking a bottle of beer?If you haven't eaten anything all day and it's an 8% beer then you'll get a mild buzz, otherwise no.
>>33908484no, unless you are east asian and you have the gene that makes you unable to process alcohol
>>33908480Moid hands
>>33908478This but for face pics.
>>33908484Not drunk, but you’ll get a buzz. Maybe if you drink a bottle of something upwards of 6% ABV you’ll approach drunkenness.I like the taste. A lot of it tastes like liquid bread.
>>33908481No i think women can be just as depressed as men(if not more so ngl) I just dont like any female singers
>>33908487It's expected if you're sexting with someone.
>>33908469I was one of the retards falling for the sudden and easy consequence-free male attention in exchange for doing dumb shit like shoe on head, sharpie in pooper, name on arm, nudes, etc.
women is it true that the first few thrusts feel good, but afterwards sex is just meh?
/thread
>>33908484Depends on your body weight and other factors. An actual bottle of beer (not a can) would probably get you a mild buzz.
>>33908479Enjoying the soup?
>>33908485They all got bfs for now. They will become evil again when they get dumped before Christmas.
>>33908498No.
>>33908484Drinking doesn't impair your mindYoure still "you"You just become the confident happy chad version of yourselfMean drunks are just terrible people who hide it soberYoure not a terrible person right
>>33908488>>33908490Okay. People like alcoholic drinks so I want to try it. I just don't want my mind to be impaired at all. >>33908493Is that higher than the average beer?>>33908500Mixed responses worry me.
>>33908497lol I knew it but didn’t want to jump the gun. What a funny website this is.
Femanon, my balls are sore and tender. Will you please very gently kiss them to help them feel better?
>>33908498I thought it was the opposite, that the first few times it hurts and then it gets good
>>33908484Sex and weight?
>>33908506>Is that higher than the average beer?Between 3% and 4% is what I see most commonly.Try Pacifico Clara if you can find it. I really like that one, and I suspect it would be easy to stomach for someone who hasn’t tried beer before.
>>33908381Why?
>>33908506I'm a 90lb woman. 1 beer does not get me drunk and won't get you even mildly buzzed unless you are asian, less than 90lb, drinking an absurdly high ABV beer that you would have to go out of your way to find, or you have some mental disorder like anorexia. you will be fine. stay away from IPAs they taste like shit. drink a bud light or a corona or something.
>>33908478Not true, I had an ex who would take hours to respond and then he would only send a acknowledgement like good or thanks and never mention it again
>>33908477The same can said about /adv/. /pol/ is where it's at.
>>33908512Male and fat but I'm trying to lose weight. I'm 230 pounds right now. >>33908514I'll keep that in mind, thank you. >>33908517Okay, thank you.
>>33908518i also respond to all lewd pictures with the +1 emoji
>>33908506>Mixed responses worry me.I'm a short man and a lightweight, so I'm probably more sensitive. Regardless, a mild buzz is nothing to be afraid of. Generally, with beer, you can feel how drunk you are. You can feel that your coordination is worse, that you get dizzy more easily, that talking is harder, that your inhibitions are lowered, and so on. With a mild buzz, all those sensations will be mild. It's fine. Have you ever stayed up way too late and tried to write something, only to notice that it's difficult to properly put together longer sentences? It's kind of like that, in a way, but far lesser. You'll be fine even with a mild buzz, and you probably won't get even that.
>>33908520>230 poundsYou probably won't feel a thing.
>>33908501What soup
>>33908486This a non-racist board so you guys probably like blacked.com>>33908523Vodka and whisky is where it's at
>>33908520You’re welcome. Any sort of lager (which is what Pacifico is) would probably do you well.You might also like Stella Artois, another lager. I want a beer now.
>>33908527>This a non-racist boardNo it isn't, nigger.
>>33908520>230 poundsJesus Christ, put this first, you idiot. I'm >>33908500 and >>33908523. A single bottle of beer will do absolutely nothing to you. You will feel no inebriation whatsoever.
>>33908483It's pretty bad, i don't ise it because it's even bad for shitposting. I don't know what they're talking about, i can't reference anything.
>>33908484Do you like fizzy drinks like soda? If not, then you will definitely not like beer. It's horrid and I'm pretty sure people only drink it for the effects.Cocktails are alright though. Just beer itself is bleh
>>33908526Brain soup
>>33908475That you WILL get doxxed eventually if you keep sharing anonymous nudes with strangers.>>33908507I think it's pretty obvious I was like that when I was younger.
>>33908478You're actually not supposed to do that. Ever. Even if the woman asks, don't send it.
>>33908530>>33908533Okay well thanks guys, I feel comfortable to try beer now. >>33908536Huh, well I do like soda, so maybe I won't enjoy beer, but I'd like to try it just in case.
>>33908533I bet he’ll feel something. I’ve been that weight before and could still feel a buzz from one beer.
>>33908542Why?
>>33908531I'm a /pol/cel. To me you guys are not racist.
>>33908538Who’s brain
>>33908536I genuinely love the way a lot of beer tastes, but I also like stuff like dark chocolate, black coffee, horseradish and all sorts of stinky cheeses.Most beer I like tastes like bread and citrus.
>>33908523I think the feeling of being really tired is pretty accurate. I feel lightheaded and feel as if things aren’t real.
>>33908550beer tastes like bread. good beer tastes like other things
>>33908549Mine
>>33908547You misunderstand female sexuality. Asking for her nudes - appropriate. Sending naked selfies of yourself - inappropriate. Women don't get turned on by your junk, they do get turned on by you showing attention, flirting and trying to fuck them.Men are subjects, women are objects.
>>33908553Like coffee, raisins, chocolate, grapefruit, apples, etc.
>>33908550Black coffee is actually 10x more bitter than beer.
>>33908555Sometimes women want to know what your dick is like and to see how horny they're making you.
>>33908496Huh Never done that
>>33908536It’s not like soda really. Cocktails are way different because they’re sweet, beer isn’t.
>>33908487I’ve only done it once because a woman asked and we both felt awkward about it afterwards lol
>>33908559Maybe. You can express how horny you are without the dick pics. You don't want to be like hunter biden.
>>33908565>You don't want to be like hunter biden.A guy who parties hard and gets pussy?
I'm happy women dont know how much of a sappy faggot I am. I saw the chainsaw man movie with my gf and part of me wanted to cry at certain points. Having a girl get very emotional near me over the same things is cathartic. It's like a vicarious release of emotional tension when they express things so dramatically and emphatically. I love women.
Beer chat is making me think gourmand thoughts. Wine and cheese and beer and salty snacks dancing through my stupid moid imagination rn
>>33908550Beer is ok but I cannot stand coffee. Last time I had a cup I couldn’t finish it.
Thankfully you didn't cry, otherwise you'd be single now.
I have ed and low libodo so id never send a woman a dick pic because its almost always flaccid
>>33908568No, i like him, but the dickpics were the thing that got him in trouble.
>>33908570Imagine crying to a children's cartoon
>>33908562When I had my first beer, I was shocked it took me this long to find out that the reason soda are called "soft drinks" is because they're non-alcoholic versions of hard drinks (beer), and that the white foam from the beer is actually fizz, and not just foam. Blew my mind
>>33908575Morning wood I think would be the only way I’d be able to do it.
>>33908571Have you considered not being hungry? I just had a huge amount of food and all that sounds off putting to me.
>>33908580NtaThis never occurred to me until your post lmao
>>33908554Yea it’s delicious but giving me kuru
Women, would you date a guy that lives with his parents at 25? I work full time and I'm going to college.I'm trying to decide if it's even worth the effort to get a dating app.
>>33908576I'm not the presidents son so I'm not worried about stuff like that.
>>33908583GG allin used to wave his flaccid cock around. He really didn't care.
>>33908585I’m probably gonna have a late lunch/early dinner once I’m off work in a few. I’m craving charcuterie rn but will probably just have a sandwich or something
>>33908574Women don't give a fuck if you cry so long as it's over the correct things. And that's entirely justified btw. A man who cries over fiction or cries out of frustration during mildly demanding tasks is the male equivalent of a BPD girl.
>>33908590Yea I do that too
>>33908570I want to show a girl some of my favorite movies that she's never seen before. All the classics. I want to watch Charlie Chaplin films with her. I want to take her through Billy Wilder's filmography.
My dick is really small when flaccid, but 7in when erect.
>>33908594>work
>>33908589Lmao thanks for teaching me what kuru is just now
>>33908593I’m not gonna do it anyway so it really doesn’t matter.
Girls, what would you think if a guy sometimes cries when he thinks about how much he hates the government?
>>33908570Can you like shut up
>>33908601I have somehow managed to find a job that allows me near unlimited time to gossip with the peanut gallery on 4chan, yes
>>33908599>femanons look at me and my big dick!!shut up
>>33908604You ought to be making pipe bombs and stapling leaflets to telephone poles instead of crying, pussy
>>33908603Why? Can you really justify adhering to man made rules, norms and conventions?
>>339086107 inches isn't even big.
>>33908610Please, I need validation.
>>33908609>gossipWhat are we even gossiping about? Any good e-celeb stuff?
My dick is only eleven inches, so short ;_; guyze plz give me yous
>>33908456They do keep well. I just can never manage to eat a whole 9x9 before a few turn to stone.
>>33908579I don't have to imagine it, I said I was a sappy faggot right there in the post.
Any gender: have you ever hung out with your boss outside of work?
Keep having to get the crotch of my pants let out because the visible outline of my puny 11” while flaccid penits keeps causing car accidents whenever I’m walking around outside u_u
>>33908599Yeah, growers work that way, mine's the same, just much smaller, 6in. The first reaction from most girls is priceless when they see a 2in microcock, and later it grows like a balloon.
>>33908602You’re welcome
>>33908604Government = goodiesStop being a populist
>>33908625No.
>>33908625 MNoIve never seen my boss outside of work
Saw a post online once where a guy claimed to have a 7" penis but the girth was like 3.5" around the shaft, so it looked like a literal pencil. That seems like the worst possible situation, not only is it unsatisfying but you'd be terrified of snapping the damn thing.
>>33908625MKind of? It was always tangential to work.
>>33908628Does that hurt?
>>33908625Yeah, wierd amerimutt guy. I am not american, but my boss was briefly an american. He was friendly af.
>>33908637No.
>>33908638>was briefly an american
>>33908625M no
>>33908630Are you beginning to beleeb
What's more annoying - dirt under fingernails or a fly in your room
>>33908590Women will literally date thugs on welfare as long as they have rizz and can give a good time. That you have a job (and money) is probably the most important thing desu
It's weird to me women can find dancing to music hot, but fucking to the same music not
>>33908641I used to be jewish, but i'm not anymore >>33908646For short term it's looks and rizz, for long term money is very important too.
>>33908645I never get dirt under my nails, so I'll default to fly.
>>33908635It ya boy skinny penis
>>33908650But what if it's an emergency shartmart situation?
>>33908645Dirt under my fingernails are a given in my life. It never bothered me and I do t notice it anymore. So the fly
>>33908590Yeah. My bf and I live in my mom and step dad’s basement.
>>33908646But where would we go to have sexy time?
>>33908654Hot
>>33908644I beleeb in you can do better
>>33908654That's not the same thing, he's living with your parents.
>>33908638>my boss was briefly an american.SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM THE H1B!!
>>33908570imagine typing this out and sharing it like it isnt the most pathetic thing any human has ever thought.
>>33908590Try the app, but you should probably try instagram and tiktok too. People who do this shit say you're supposed to message women on instagram. I have no idea if it works because i am kind of an asexual.
>>33908658Don’t sell yourself short
>>33908656>have sexy timeReddit
>>33908661Sir, this is not appropriate
I wish meat wasn't so expensive
just jerked off but im still mentally horny. How do i cure this??
>>33908666I’m not Numbers
Women, why do you constantly ask a guy over DM how his day is going? I tried to make a conversation, but she only wanted to talk about me. I never dated her or anything, we're just in the same discord chat where we talked sometimes, and after that, she started DMing me. I don't get it.
>>33908670Eat peanuts and beans. Be a spiritual mexican.
>>33908673Spooky numbers. I think you are
State genderDo you agree?
>>33908676There are tutorials on talking to NPCs. You can get good at it.
>>33908670Hunt deerBe friends with the butcher so you dont have to get a tagHe takes his cut and i get the rest
>>33908680Mnah
>>33908680No
>>33908667Yeah but where would we go to FUCK, where would we go when I want to put my penis in her vagina and she want me to put my penis in her vagina.
>>33908687Just dig out a second basement. ez
Moms who get their protein :^)
>>33908682>NPCI wouldn't call her an NPC, she's a semi-famous artist, but a little bit crazy. Especially her art on guro and rape...
>>33908680No, unless you're talking about anal, I could understand that take if you were talking about anal.
Busty femanons, would you have sex with a guy who brings constant attention to your tits if you found him attractive?
>>33908687Your large automobile of course
>>33908693Talk about the rape then
>>33908656At 25, hope that at least she has her own place.If not, the car, or go on road trips and rent out motels
busty femanons, would you let me play slappy slappy udder for an hour or two with your milk machines?
>>33908652What?
>>33908680MIt is and that's kinda the pointWhen a man has sex he's conquering. When a woman has sex, she is being conquered or surrendering
>>33908590NAG but I would date a woman with similar living arrangements. The only reason I even have my own place is because the landlady is my mom and cuts me an extremely nepotistic deal on rent.
Men, do you agree?
Men bros.get turnthttps://youtu.be/ZS5DeEqTgjM
not gonna lie I just realized solipsism actually is true. I'm pretending that all of you are separate from me, but you're just my mirrors.
>>33908698I'm not sure that's the best dialogue choice.
>>33908680Sex is only degrading if the people arent truly in love and deeply bonded. Sadly this makes most sex in general mutually degrading because deep, profound and dedicated partner bonding is rarer than one would like it.
Women do you prefer missionary or doggystyle?
>>33908678I’m not short
>>33908706Didn't some black twitter man say the same thing
Women, do you want anything while I’m out of the house?
>>33908680FNo>>33908712Missionary
>>33908708How did Siddhartha get so fat, anyway? I went vegan for spiritual reasons and lost 10lbs
>>33908706nah
>>33908708On 4chan this is effectively the case. You're never going to meet any of us.
>>33908696My car doesn't have tinted windows tho. Oh yeah I forgot to mention I have a car, and the AC works, laddies.
>>33908706True, a lot of men brag about fucking married women
Girls, are you good at standing your ground?
>>33908720That's not Siddharta.>Budai is traditionally depicted as overweight and having a huge stomach (possibly a symbol of abundance or forgiveness) and many stories surrounding Budai involve his love of food and drink. Because of this, he is also referred to as the "Fat Buddha", especially in the Western world, where he is often mistaken for the original Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama.
>>33908680MI don't care about her opinion. Mine is:Sex is beautiful and fun, it shouldn’t be restricted or shamed. Sex clubs should be everywhere, and having sex with your friends should be completely normal, whatever their gender. Archaic laws must be broken so humans can enjoy the pure, carnal pleasure of animalistic, the most genuine form of love.
>>33908717bag of pepperoni
>>33908729I agree. I’d love to fuck the girlfriends of multiple guys. I’d love to watch other guys girlfriends get gangbanged.
>>33908714W/e lady. Will I hear from you sometime
>>33908706Based. Game is game.
Women what do you think of penises that point up, but can't really be stretched down? Like if i try to point it forward while hard, its painful. Is that difficult to work with?
>>33908727she's proof big tits will get you far in life. even with a downy face
>>33908731You’re so real for this
>>33908729This is the true ultimate goal of progressives. To make being an open whore the norm
>sex>vidya>sports>gambling>cars>guns>alcohol>weed>politicsMy god, why are men such NPCs?
>>33908733Yea one day
>>33908680It's always some asian bitch raised in the west saying this shit.
>>33908729>Archaic laws must be broken so humans can enjoy the pure, carnal pleasure of animalistic, the most genuine form of love.Common misconception. In archaic culture everyone had sex with everyone all the time. You should get into predictive history (youtube channel). He talks about this.
other people don't exist I am god and im imagining all of you.if im all powerful maybe we exist together as a set tho idk
>>33908740I like a lot of those things. I also like movies and music and books. And theatre, both acting and watching.
>>33908741It’d make my year tbqh
>>33908740All of those are pretty much consumerist entertainment, except for.>PoliticsThis is the deciding factor on if you get raped in the next 10 years by Abdul from Somalia.
>>33908740That's like 10 things. All women are the same. They're like a toy that has 10 preprogrammed responses to what you say.
>>33908729Where do you live? Because in my city it’s pretty much already like this. Any girl I want to date I expect to have slept with more men than her age and at least one of my friends.
>>33908740>no sex>don't care about vidya>don't care about sports>don't gamble>don't have a car>not interested in guns>don't drink>don't smoke>haven't read the news in 2 years>no other interests, eitherthrow yourself upon me, females
>>33908727Lol I love that look of absolute disgust
>>33908749:) I’ll explain myself
>>3390847150$26Nothing crazy she tried make me hard but to no avail and i ended going home
State genderAre you sweet like chocolate?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc
>>33908756I would love that
>>33908720That's not "the" Buddha, dummy.
>>33908759We’ll see
>>33908758i'm sweet like my cum after consuming a diet of pineapple juice and letting it ferment for a few weeks in my cum jug
>>33908758I'm an immovable object
>>33908738i just crave them sometimes. i eat them straight out of the bag.
Good night, atoga. This is me.
>>33908753How cucked do you have to be to think this?
We need to start shaming chestlets more.
>>33908764But an immovable girl could still be licked, like chocolate.
>>33908771mantitties are the superior physique
>>33908762We will. I’m happy
>>33908775Women can't be immovable objects.
>>33908758MYes. Nice song.Weird to see an upload that old and popular without a single comment
>>33908780what about those 600lb women
>>33908732>I’d love to fuck the girlfriends of multiple guys. I’d love to watch other guys girlfriends get gangbanged.Based. Monogamy is a vestige and must be abolished.>>33908739>To make being an open whore the normThe good ending.>>33908744I'm not actually interested in anything from before 300 BC or something, most of it is made-up hypotheses anyway.>>33908753Nah, today is just a cringe transitional period where some old systems are broken but nothing new has been built yet. I'm talking about the conclusion, not the transition. For both genders, it should be normal to have triple-digit body counts by age 25, sex work completely legalized and as common as bars, and sex apps without the dating part.
>>33908782Forklift
>>33908771This but short girls
>>33908782That's not an object, that's an amorphous mass
>>33908784You’re gross.
>>33908771Shaming someone about their superiority? How does that work?
>>33908771Shame >her into my arms?
>>33908784Only the made up hypotheses matter in a history context. You need to narrativize to get anything useful out of it.
>>33908765Same lol
>>33908476I was a sex machine my first time, but I had a decade of porn preparation and a week without masturbation. I literally came buckets, it took two large packs of tissues to clean it up.
women have you ever found your A spot?
>>33908788Many girls told me that, but I fucked them in the end, js
>>33908784>For both genders, it should be normal to have triple-digit body counts by age 25, sex work completely legalized and as common as bars, and sex apps without the dating part.You do realize most people, simply don’t want To do that? You know how much of a time investment this is ? Sure, a lot of pure sexual life is culturally influenced but why would anyone culturally push this? Even the biggest sluts will question if you’re right in the head.
>>33908729Bull shit cumbrain nonsense. Sex is worthless without being an act of devotion and love. Non-monogamists need to get the rope.
>>33908800Great, but I’m a guy.
>>33908798there are no women here. entj's stench has driven them away just like in real life.
>>33908476It was for me, but we had a second time the same night and I was much better. Only reason I was good was because I autistically studied forums and YouTube about the female body and what women like. Half the advice was just >adequate foreplay, >clit stimulation >eat her out But apparently most men don’t do this so the baseline is easy to pass
>>33908803>Non-monogamists need to get the rope.Let them show their asses and either die childless or raise dysfunctional genetic dead ends
vivid higher awareness and intuition that I am brahman
>>33908803>Non-monogamists need to get the rope.Wouldn't they just use ot for some bondage with the rope they got?That's nice of you though to think of them, despite having no impact on your life.
>>33908809Every whore I know settled down with a great guy. What propaganda makes me think non absolute monogamists end up with horrible lives later?
>>33908818>Every whore I know settled down with a great guy.Would that not ultimately make her a monogamist as well
>>33908801>You do realize most people, simply don’t want To do that?I never said they should. I said it must be normal, like going to a bar or something. The anon above never tried alcohol at 30 years old, and that's okay. But if someone else said that by 30 they'd already drunk 100 cans of beer, that would also be okay.>>33908803>Sex is worthless without being an act of devotion and love.Are you a virgin? And don't be so angry. I'm just describing a perfect future as I see it.
>>33908680F. Yes but that's why I think it's hot. There's no point if the sex isn't humiliating me.
>>33908727She's so blonde and so perfect
>>33908833Foids are weird.
I only play runescape 3.
>>33908382Wtff lolI actually worked really hard tonight >:[My work crush just asked me to stay for a drink with her but I'm fricking broke and she was with people who annoy me so I'm just walking home now(Will stop by Aldi for 4L of cider though ofc... still cheaper than a pint in the stupid fucking pub)
What does cuddling with a woman feel like?
how do you make heterosexual sex humiliating for men
Women, would you do this to a moid if he asked you too?I live for this
>>33908695Yes. Hell, even if he isn't attractive, I'd be down to fuck a guy who likes my tits (though we'd have to at least start dating first, I don't want casual sex) >>33908701Yes. Having my tits get slapped around sounds like fun.
>>33908818That outcome is revolting and the guy should off himself.
>>33908835>blondeI think I'm going to pot this on my filter list for /adv/.You have become insanely obnoxious.
Could you light the night up with your soul on fire? Could you make the sun shine from pure desire?
>>33908835mid
>>33908841Nta nobody cares, narc.
>>33908849https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hEOHRuvUc4Q
State genderWhat city or place in the world do you want to take your next vacation?
>>33908844Stick your finger/s in his asshole unexpectedly.
>>33908856Rome again
>>33908845Those are earned not given nigger.t. Doesn't have them either
>>33908856MI am literally in Madrid right now, so here. lol
>>33908856M, Svalbard. Been following this vlog series by a lady who lives there with her husband and pets and I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of it as a place:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1A-uIug9Q
Women can i nap on your boobs?
>>33908859I have scars from nails already, I want more of them
>>33908858Ancient or Modern?
>>33908856Maybe Greenland?
>>33908852I was just replying lol, chillGonna go to the woods tho and get drunk so hopefully by the time I get home my housemates gone to bed
>>33908856Ramallah, West Bank/Palestinian Territories.
>>33908866noone said that time travel was possible. but I mean yeah I'd love to see it in its hayday
>>33908856F. Tokyo
>>33908869What part of nobody cares do you not understand, narc.Note, I did not ask a question, creep.
>>33908856MTokyo
>>33908872Would you want the tiny little pee pee's of the local men entering your vajeena and insimenating you?
>>33908871I just visited this roman theatre and it made me nearly cry with how beautiful it is.I closed my eyes, sitting on the ranks, and imagine what it must have been like.
>>33908856M, WhiteThailand
>>33908879Same, I spent over an hour just leaning on the guardrail on the Palatino staring at the forum trying to imagine how it all flowed back then.Also going trough Augustus's private quarters and the shit that was going on there
Have you ever been arrested at a protest, or arrested for protesting?
>>33908881Based enjoyer of tasty ladyboy cock.
>>33908884Looking at the illustrations and descriptions is so funny and surreal.All you see are these blocks of carved stone, when 2000 years ago were spending their day here, having no concept of what our life was going to be like.It's a very humbling feeling.
>>33908894>ago were*people
>>33908873OK cool story bro
>>33908894experiencing the venetian carneval in its golden days would be surreal too. None of this tourist filled bullshit today. just isolated islands, masks, music etc.
>>33908856I don't think I'll ever travel for vacation again.
>>33908019...is the glass partially filled with water, bleach, vinegar, or what exactly?
>>33908758No, I'm bitter like dark chocolate>>33908827I've had like 100 cans of beer in the past week alone lol
What are your strange desires?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhXelvpoGA4
GenderChoose one>Chillcation>Sexcation>Foodcation
>>33908856MFormer Byzantium
>>33908877Japanese men are too short and skinny. Maybe if I met some fat nerd, though.
>>33908907>I've had like 100 cans of beer in the past week alone lolThis is an indication of a problem. Please for the love of God see a counselor about this.
>>33908887I mean....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHxVvqzEtmc
>>33908914Stop wasting your time on it.
>>33908740I like vidya and alcoholDon't enjoy anything else in this shit life>>33908910To die, but that's not that strange reallyI'm trapped in purgatory rn, I'm convinced that a batch of us have actually died and been sent to purgatory, and awaiting the gates of hell. There's no other explanation
>>33908911Sexcation. I want to go to Iceland and have a massive month long sex orgy with every woman on that island.
>>33908911F. Sexcation sounds nice but only if it ends with a committed relationship with the man who will father my children.
google "w0llip"
>>33908914>Please for the love of God see a counselor about this.I was seeing an addiction counsellor, but only for a few sessions, then I had to go to some retarded group thing in the middle of the day on Monday (I worked full time then so couldn't get the time off)I am trying to drink myself to death though. There's nothing to live for>>33908916"It" is wild bro
>>33908911>>33908918>>33908920How does one into sexcation without contracting STDs
>>33908922>I am trying to drink myself to death though. There's nothing to live forYou need to stop thinking this way or making this your objective. I don't know you but I hope you can find the strength to stop feeling this way and go on living without trying to destroy yourself.
>>33908921Buy an ad
>>33908923Idk I'm a virgin, so it will remain strictly fantasy.
>>33908907>I've had like 100 cans of beer in the past week alone lolYou should really cut down before you kill yourself...
>>33908905Explain what you mean?
>>33908923I usually use condoms. But sometimes I catch something minor and cure it within a week. I also use PrEP and get regular check-ups.
women do you like balls at all?
The moon looked insane this morning. It was massive, and bright as fuck, and round.I tried to take a picture of it, but shit turned out like crap.
>>33908915based bichad
>>33908856MJapan. Osaka, Tokyo, and then up into Hokkaido. I've never been to the northern island, and I want to check out their more touristy stuff. And eat their food.
>>33908879The one that was nearly destroyed?
Should I always wear a helmet when I leave the house? I am terrified of my skull cracking in some way. Whether a bird drops a rock on it or if I dodge an oncoming vehicle headed in my direction and accidentally break my head on the concrete and the bone of my skull punctures and bleeds out my brain. Is wearing a helmet a good idea?
>>33908723You dont need tinted windows
>>33908932Yeah, for good moon photos you need a good camera.
>>33908934Do you plan to fuck the pussies of many women there?
>>33908856I didn't consider outside the US. Maybe although those places are really expensive right?
>>33908914https://voca.ro/11SHYFfGh4UC
I like cider and mead, they make me fun and horny. Beer tastes like piss and makes me want to kill myself.
>>33908856M. I want to visit france. I know french people stereotypically dont like americans but I respect their culture and history. I wanna visit
>>33908856MTokyo and maybe Nagoya.
>>33908931Yes, love them>>33908932That looks beautiful
womenhave you ever lezzed out?
>>33908941You've pretty clearly got stuff going on psychologically that you need treated. I'm not saying that to be mean, just that this is something you need to have a discussion about with a professional so that you can lead a happier and more functional life.
>>33908043>And you're saying you wouldn't? If I didn't know her well enough, no. I wouldn't. Casual sex or sex with strangers isn't worth it to me.>I would, and many guys I know would, too. Fair enough.>And this is pretty much the average girl's experience.This is very much connected to my primary rejection of your assertion but stating it clearly was less amusing than saying that you like dick. Although that also made my point: women experience this differently than men. (And therefore, you'd only think it were the same if you're imagining women crave dick as much as you do and straight men crave sex)A man might love it if he were to offer sex and have various women jump at the chance. Whereas a woman is often far less likely to consider men jumping at the chance to has sex with them a good thing. Even ignoring all social perceptions and conventions, there's considerably more risk to women when having sex.Women can't always just nut with a guy, leave him, and never think twice about it.Casual sex is often a less desirable prospect for women than for men. Ignoring this is where your point of view falls short.Often, the entire experience is different and more is invested from the woman's perspective. So equating the two like men and women are exactly the same except that women have an advantage that men don't, is myopic and terribly inaccurate.
>>33908947Cheers but I don't have access or money to a "professional" currently kekWe will all be fine, this is a pre-programmed area
>>33908856Femanon’s house
Why did I get my period two days early? Why can’t my body be normal no matter what I do
>>33908942All alcohol has the same effect, any difference you detect is placebo
>>33908879>Old damaged buldings make him cryAnd that's why you are single
>>339089512 days isn't a big deal right? Seems like just natural ebb and flowT. M who never had sex ed
>>33908951you probably aren't sleeping on time. should lower screen time and have a stricter sleep schedule, especially during the night.
>>33908939No, I plan to go there with my wife, and fuck her pussy every night.
>>33908957I guess but usually I’m right on time
>>33908943When I did an exchange trip in high school, people seemed pretty nice. Granted I didn't talk to many since I don't speak much French but everytime our French teacher asked someone for directions in Paris, they were always nice.
>>33908856India for the Himalayas, or the arctic, or Sicily
>>33908951maybe could you donate period blood to the hospitals
>>33908947>so that you can lead a happier and more functional lifeI appreciate the kind though but unfortunately I and many of us here have already been sent to purgatory. I don't recollect how I died but that's irrelevant anyways. I'm glad we can at least make contact with the material world and have some pleasant exchanges
>>33908958I’m offended by this because it’s right and I won’t do it
>>33908960I googled it and it said youre gonna die
>>33908833Women, why are you so fucking weird?
I don't care anymore. I'll jerk it to a femboy.hell I'll fuck a femboybussy or pussy throw either my way
>>33908911MFoodcation. I like to spend most of my vacations on my feet, sightseeing. A nice meal or two throughout the day is a given.
>>33908960Did you perhaps lose any sleep at some point in the last two weeks >_>
>>33908932moon photos need to be underexposed as fuck so that you can properly capture it
>>33908911I want a stressful sexless hungry vacation
>>33908943I got more shit for being American in Switzerland, ironicallyA cyclist did spit at me in Paris, which felt a little bit on the nose
>>33908954>All alcohol has the same effect, any difference you detect is placeboI disagree. Also, I want to try mad honey.
Still jeeted and defeated jeet monkey
>>33908975I looked online after I got back and apparently you can do it with the video mode on the iphone, maybe I'll try it tomorrow.
>>33908925>need to stop thinking this wayI don't know how kek, it's all been pre-programmed. Some of us were just banned from the server kek. It is what it is>>33908928Our souls (some of us at least) have already been transferred to the next gen. No difference is made to the outcome
>>33908911F but I want sex and food
>>33908976The usual one?
>>33908978He probably thought you were gypsy
>>33908968Lol
Women what quests are you sending your man on?
>>33908986I’m an Anglo-Saxon. I was paler than he was lol, he just overheard me speaking in English to my sister
>>33908983*with Chad
>>33908965>India for the HimalayasIf you want to see mountains of garbage just go to your local tip
>>33908979People say wine makes you horny but I'll drink two or three whole bottles and just fall asleep on the couch
>>33908981your iphone probably even has a more manual mode where you can control the exposure.dslrs and mirrorless cameras also have a spot metering mode where you basically tell the camera "use this one small area to decide how to set the exposure". idk how the iphone works, but maybe focusing the moon by pressing on it on your screen will also put the camera into a spot metering mode, no idea.
>>33908947I'm in like IRL Slender rn lol, the trees in this map go crazyCan you hear the werewolves howling in unison'? It's a full moon tonight
>>33908856Pattaya
>>33908997When I want to see mountains of garbage I just come to atoga and look for your posts
>>33908988>s0ibeard>retard helmet>reddit shotgun
>>33908948On what exact basis did you form your analysis, aside from your personal prejudice and limited point of view?>Casual sex is often a less desirable prospect for womenI was told by multiple girls that all they could think about during puberty was cock and sex, so I disagree.
>>33909005shut up fag no one wants to see your blurry shitty pictures
>>33908988You can’t just tell them we like this shit dude
>>33908941every once in a while i wonder who the schizos are that send me emails at work because they want my attention and i think i've found one
he’s so melty kek full saar cope
>>33909014WtfHere's the moon also just to show you what I meanYou will see it soon too
>>33909017DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM
>>33909020nta but very cool pic.
>>33909020This one’s really good.
>>33909020Didn't know they had woods in bongland
>>33909020Cool pic anon, ignore that melty haver swarthoid
>>33909023>>33909025>>33909027samefag
>>33909027What is that guy’s deal? I see him get banned almost every day.
>>33908925He is just a narcissist and you are giving the attention whore what it wants.
>>33909027Dude lmfao
>33909028None of these posts are me kek what an absolute raging shitter lol
>>33909016I'm emailing you rn jkjkNah I don't use email, waste of time. What is this, 1990?>>33909026Wtf that's literally like the main thing here>>33909025Thanks bossI actually have no idea where I am though
>>33909020Damn, what did you take this with.I really should get a real camera huh.
>>33909029Hes just our resident jolly british cokehead
>>33909029Reminder to ignore and report the jeet spammer, he likes to make threads with rules because everyone hates him for being a creepy rapejeet
>>33909039>what did you take this with.My shitty old Samsung phone I've had for almost a decade>>33909040I haven't done coke in forever just having a bipolar moment probs
>>33909029ENTJ is an autistic loser.
>>33909043dang, iphone shitty.
>>33909045You seem to have given me the correct answer.
>>33909042>Reminder to ignore and report the jeet spammer,ENTJ?
>>33908935I don't know what you mean by that, but I visited the one in Merida, Spain.
>>33908433>Livvy DunneShe has sweaty armpits.
>>33909048He’s so weird, he accuses everyone of being exactly what he is.
I haven't execised in like 2 weeks It is over for the beta
>>33909053Yeah. I legitimately feel bad for him when I see him do that.
Sex is my only exercise.
>>33909053Why would someone who is indian make anti-indian hate posts? This doesn’t make sense
>>33909054Better to start again now than in 3 months
>>33909062but why what is the point
>>33909061Self-loathing? Maybe it’s like a “you can’t bully me for this because I hate it too” sort of thing?
>>33908439lmao
>>33909061He has NPD. It’s a way to get the attention onto himself, and he’s also hyper sensitive.
>>33909066He enjoys it too much, he cannot be indian
>>33908929I don't enjoy going places so if I "go on vacation" it just means I take that time off of work and then stay home.
I read the word beer too many times itt and am now home and drinking beer
>>33909064Its good for you and makes you look good? Why else would you exercise
>>33909068This is unironically saar cope
>>33909070Why are you talking about yourself in the third person, ENTJ?
>>33908974So this is your doing
>>33909077You yourself said it.
>>33909075It used to make me less depressed
>>33909078>thinks im ENTJI wish that dude is loaded
>>33909070I really think he is. His bit reeks of self-loathing to me, like the recent wave of Indian hate broke something in him
>>33909085He’s posted selfies before. All I want is for him to go away, like when he got caught larping about being married.
>>33909083Yeah. You're loaded full of shit.
>>33909079Possibly ._.
>>33909080F. I would never date an indian sorry
>>33909082But it doesn't anymore?
>>33909083Is he single?
ENTJ is so fun to troll I like to fuck with him lel
>>33909090You heard this one too many times and it broke you, huh?
I get up every day and thank God, because no matter how bad my life gets, at least I'm not Indian, Somali, or French.Amen.
>>33909090This is the cringiest part of your larp.
>>33909092not really, it is like I am permanently depressed now
>>33909098>Somali, or French.basically the same at this point
>>33909090>>33909094Like honestly man, posting on a 1 minute cooldown to pretend to be a woman.
>yawn, again? are we really in a matrix waiting for the next gen to load? but can souls actually be transferred?
>>33909098I wish I wasn’t
>>33909108My condolences, I'm sorry for your loss.
>>33909108tiny girl wrist
>>33909096Is he your only friend?
womenhave you ever fantasized what it would be like being a stacy?
It makes me sad when I see people wish they were of a different race
>>33909113yes i love to stroke his indian micropenis
>>33909104>the pajeet has become hypersensitive to being called out Rent free and uploaded thNks
>>33909116why? I would be a great filipino It just makes sense
>>33909116I wish I was an elderly black man
>>33909108Good morning saar
>>33909120Idk irrational insecurities like that are just tragic and sometimes ugly to meWhat would your Filipino name be + what’s your favorite dish of theirs
>>33909083https://voca.ro/15D841vTWXcS
>>33909121Well ok now this is funnyI just know you would be very w
>>33909120
>>33909128ise. oops
>>33909126I never had filipino food, probably Juan something
>>33909106Yeah dude we are unfortunately
Alcohol+nicotine+caffiene=unlimited stamina
>saar do not increase the bloody contrast
>>33909133They’ve got some really good foodAdobo, lumpia and pancit are real easy to make. I love dinuguan as well
>>33909127Lmao
GenderWhat was your first homosexual experience?
>>33909141MNever had one.
>>33909141your dad, actually
>>33909135Fuck yeah dude but get enough sleep too>>33909136https://voca.ro/1a6ahRariJr8
>>33909136Doxxed kek
>>33909141In high school
>>33909129Imagine being a flip phone.
>>33909150It seems like a heavy cross to bear if the ones I’ve met were any indication, especially if your dad was in the US Navy
I miss swag
>>33909150i would love being a flip phone means i could clap my both halves together
>>33909157I’m sorry, you turned yours off? What were you thinking anon
>>33909141https://voca.ro/12JozkWmJnKW
>>33909141MI don't know if it counts, but I masturbated together with my friend when we were 12.I thought I was straight for some time, but one day I downloaded Grindr and, well, you know.
>>33909157>I miss swagyou have called
>>33909157She is not coming back.
>>33909163>I don't know if it counts, but I masturbated together with my friend when we were 12.Mutual masturbation with the same sex is very gay
femanons what if you were tickling your bf and he pissed himself
>>33909138I'll check those out. In my city there is not a lot of foreign food. Only japanese basically
>>33909089Have you done this with other femanons
Girls, how well could you manage a former fat guy with loose skin if he's currently fit? Would that still be too gross to look past?
>>33909170>Mutual masturbationIt wasn't mutual, we were both stroking our own cocks. That's why I don't know if it counts or not. All I remember is that I was the one to initiate it, but I don't remember why. As it turns out, I'm bi, but I wasn't at that time. We also did this one time when we were 13, but there were like ten people doing it, and a few of them were girls. We were drunk and having fun.
>>33909179No, I never have. You’re the first person I’ve ever tried to get to know personally from 4chan, actually
>>33909161qt x entj mpreg when
>>33909187That's what mutual masturbation is you retard.
You are so beautiful
>>33909188Wow how long have you been using it again
>>33909039Here's a better pic of the moon <3Also made some moon techno before work https://voca.ro/1amSAAZUUPto https://voca.ro/19QGPidTNJ8Y
>>3390919519 years lol literally for most of my life
>>33909193OuO
Is it still shin splints if the pain has move down to the top of my foot/ankle?
>>33909190>Mutual masturbation is when partners use their hands or toys to stimulate each other's genitals.
>>33909199Oh that’s impressive you are an og how does that happen
>>33909202>Mutual masturbation is when you pleasure yourself whilst your partner watches, or you both masturbate together. its either or
>>33909204lol I’m a newfag. Lots of unsupervised computer time as a child + my parents were also shitposters on the website that birthed this one
>>33909202No, that's literally wrong. If you're stimulating someone else's genitals, that's not masturbation anymore, mutual or otherwise.
Women Thoughts on this song and music video?https://youtu.be/1RytMrlJQvg?si=iW1yZtMKV6JNBPxS
>>33909209yeah agreed, thats just sex atp
>>33909205>>33909209Okay, okay, mutual masturbation. Then I guess I had my first homosexual experience pretty early, huh.
mmmhhhh seggz
>>33909141Mi touched tongues with a kid when i was in preschoolfirst and last, hopefully
I'm going to take a shower tomorrow, my first time washing my body since Monday. Women, thoughts?
>>33909208Ohh I thought you meant you’ve been on 4chan for that longWow what was before this
>>33909216Ɛ==D (¡)
Just hit a new PR for curls and dumbbell rows. Still no gf.
>>33909222Oh, I have. I found it in 2006, which makes me a newfag as ridiculous as that sounds now lol. I’m maybe being a little pretentious. I took a break for a few years between 2014 and 17The people that started this site came from the anime subforum on a comedy forum called Something Awful, which I am also a member of but haven’t read in a long time
What is the appeal of mpreg
>>33909234heres the official chart
>>33908695I don't want to be objectified that much in public. Infact that is a hard boundary on being publicly embarassed in any way.I can understand the difference between something you had no control over and something you completely orchestrated or had a hand in to prank me.
>>33909241newfag (2009) here
>>33909238Midk :3
>>33908701No
>>33909241Oh, I’ve got it wrong. I’m barely an oldfag then; I misremembered the cutoff being a year earlierSince I was so young at the time, I obviously wasn’t too involved or close with a lot of the posters here
>>33908717No, I just brushed my teef. I'll eat later.
I have called moot a faggot and i have been banned for it
>>33909250you'd be the perfect cow to do that to though>moo moo moo
>>33909241i remember when this chart only went to cancer lol
>>33908759I'm beefy. Like hilshire farm.
>>33909259I like how the /pol/ faggots still find a way to not belittle themselves too much. It goes from cancer into “haha wholesome trumpers ^_^”.
>>33909241So pretty much everyone here is a futurist, according to the official chart.
>>33908845Yeah, I need affirmative consent for violence tho.
>>33909189https://voca.ro/1cZlH7dZjMmF
>>33909265Lmfao yeah that sure doesn’t say anything about stormfags or election tourists, does it>>33909259Post-Hiroshimoot Supergaychan caught me by surprise lol, it wasn’t there the last time I saw it
>>33909265idk man, reddit frogposter is not "wholesome" imo
>>33909238FGetting him pregnant
>>33909234Fascinating>>33909241I'm a supergaychan You're welcome everyone
>>33909275impregnate me femanonoooh i can feel it uggggf
>>33909271>>33909272It was just clearly amended by a frogposting faggot.
How are we holding up this NNN fellasAre there any females partaking as well?
>>33909234>m maybe being a little pretentious.And annoying.
>>33909280Hey I’m not complaining. I’m glad you showed up
>>33909238Only deranged fujos are into that shit
>>33909288Ill either fap tonight or sundayim visiting some friends for a couple days and i wouldnt want to be rude by fapping at their place
>>33909289Didn’t ask.
>>33909241That is incorrect.2016 are the election tourists and they should be named as such.
>>33909288F partaking by accident, haven't felt like it since before october
>>33909295If you're gonna tap out of NNN you might as well make it a memorable one by stealth fapping in enemy territory
>>33909301i already masturbated 2 or 3 times since the first of the month though
>>33906632Suit vests.Absolutely irresistible.To nerdy guys and girls.I have dated a new bf, my third one ever, for 3 weeks. We watched old transformers cartoons on the sofa and cuddled, ate snacks. I noticed he had a t-shirt with the bag guys logo on it.When I asked about why the bad guys, he said"Decepticons started as a slave revolt that wanted justice and vengeance, cooler looking robots, and for the life of me, I cant imagine myself siding with autobots"I am thinking about this decepticon thing alot since the last weekend. He made the bad guys sound like good guys...Nerdy guys, is it true and is this a red flag?
>>33909288I am not mentally ill.
>>33909305its a children's cartoon/wowie explosion mindless blockbuster
>>33909288Men who participate in NNN are the kind of men who drink their "bros" cum.
>>33909305With or without lapels
>>33909300We get it, you're getting dicked down by Chad daily
>>33909305>t. anon wants to talk about his transformers t-shirt and how it makes him so quirky and interesting
>>33909311I want to save up my seed to completely flood a woman's womb with my cum, how is that gay
>>33909189https://voca.ro/1bZyLB38dQSN
La-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!>>339092412013 summerfag here
>>33909311this, lmaogay fags and their circle jerksmy gf showed me a post of some guy posting his sob story about how he lost his gf because he wanted to participate in NNN, lolfucking retard gooners.
Write your genderOn which posts in this thread did you masturbate?
>>33909327just dont tell anybody? why do people have to virtue signal (if thats the right word) this retarded shit. ooh im NOT fapping for a whole month look at me, me me me
>>33909328MNone
>>33909328MOnly one femanon has ever got me to fap.
>>33908833
>>33909328Nobody sexts on 4chan and soc is too slow to have a conversation
>>33908856M, white, usahong kong maybe shenzen
>>33909332From a pic or a horny post?
>>33909333>.gif
>>33909328MI have never masturbated to a 4chan post, or any text at all actually. i dont see how anybody does it
>>33909321Sounds like a great life to me, mate. Better than a starving African kid, yknow?
>>33909011>On what exact basis did you form your analysis, aside from your personal prejudice and limited point of view?Biological facts and the physical laws of cause and effect.>I was told by multiple girls that all they could think about during puberty was cock and sex, so I disagree....and you're basing your perspective on the thoughts and imaginings of pubescent girls?If your position was sound, those pubescent girls would have had the means, motive, and opportunity to get as much cock as they desired. And to be fair, some do. But it's not exactly common among the majority of the populace. I suggest that the reason they didn't is because said casual sex has negative aspects for girls that it doesn't have for boys.
>>33909341>i dont see how anybody does itIt's for those with an imagination.
>>33909335>Nobody sexts on 4chanAre we using the same website
I wish I wasn't all alone. I'll never disprove solipsism.I just wanna nakadashi a woman......
>>33909328MThis >>33907044
>>33909341>or any text at all actually. i dont see how anybody does itHas no written description of anything never aroused you?
>>33909337Horny post.
>>33909354What was the post?
>>33909352This post gives off rapist groomer vibes.
>>33909347Talking about how they wanna cum in a foid is not sexting
>>33909328FNothing in todays thread
>>33909342https://voca.ro/12xZ4pWRAJjJ
>>33909358It is if foid asks you to talk about it. This is also to say nothing of the ERP that happens on other boards besides this one and /soc/
>>33909357Based if true
>>33909241
>>33909361Which boards? Asking for a friend
>>33909364I'm glad I can't really relate to anything past the second panel
>>33909345>Biological facts and the physical laws of cause and effect.My apologies, I didn't realize I was speaking to a literal deity holding the universe in the palm of his hand.
>>33909352seriously, no, never
>>33909356Something about teaching me how it feels to hatefuck.
>>33909365lol /vg/, /v/. More, surely
>>33909328MNone in this or any of the previous few.The horny femanons have not been as good as they used to be.There is also only one I'd rrally want to ERP with.
>>33909360Lolz ur so cute I wanna kiss you
>>33909328I've never done that but I just dug up a post from the archives that was pretty tempting.
>>33909323https://voca.ro/15cs9yDi2UC6
>>33909373Kiss kissssss <3 <3(Unless you're a dude then that's like hella gay ngl....)
I just learned that the average american woman has a 38.7” waist and is 5’3”Why are you all fat as fuck? It is disgusting.
I just wanted to confirm that I was being serious when I told JH she was my favorite. I don't want you to think I didn't mean it, because I do. <3
>>33909385you know whyso why ask
>>33909385they don't have plants over there that they can eat instead of burgers
>open tinder>only 16 matches todaymy fucking uglo life. hope i get laid today
>>33909341Based picturebro
>>33909385if im not fat does that mean im below or above average
Women need to be more horny
>>33909393I think I'm too skinny to use tinder
women whats the last thing a man said to you that made you cry?
High waisted jeans are one of the worst fashion trends in recent history. I miss when fat women would hide their obesity with baggy clothes
>>33909328F. This >>33909351.
>>33909395below average in body fat, above average in health
>>33909390I don’t know why.
>>33909387Favorite what?
>>33909402what causes people to be fat dummy
>>33909398>"I don't feel well, can we just lie down instead of having sex?"
>>33909398Never happened to me. Probably because I don't talk to moids enough
How many /atoga/ posters do you think have passed away?
>>33909405Expanded fat cells?
>>33909409eating too much you retard
>>33909399That's all I wear :/
>>33909406that actually made you cry?>>33909407not even your dad?
>>33909408probably 1 a month
>>33909402corn surp
>>33909398You're very nice but I don't see you in that way
>>33909408I know one at least
Fat women, if you lost weight, would you lose your tits too?
>>33909408Hopefully not >her
>>33909408Idk but I'm next
>>33909407We can change that right now
>>33909417i thought men always wanted relationships though
>>33909328MNone in this one, but femanon told me she wanted to fuck me the other day and I may have thought about it later
>>33909426You thought wrong
>>33909426We do, just not with (You)
>>33909427you know she didnt actually want to fuck youyoure just words on a screen as far as shes concernedeasy to make ridiculous statements when there are no consequences
>>33909418who
>>33909426Sex, nona. Not relationships. For a relationship you need to be a woman that's worth sticking around for.
>>33909432I don't know that, actually.
>>33909403My favorite person ITT.
>>33909438keep your head in the clouds then buddy
Oops, I almost forgot that politics is all fake
Anons would you let me snuggle with you this winter? I’ll be good and share the blankets.
>>33909443oh yeah, snuggle up to the fat and balding guy.
>>33909441Sure thing "buddy".
>>33909443if you were a small lightweight unobtrusive cat and not a human being then yes
>>33909348https://voca.ro/1obRgeOO8LYp>>33909408https://voca.ro/1aQg03HXddsJ
>>33909443i will never share any of my precious fatty-insulated body heat with some 4chan thot
>>33909444Well if that’s how you’re going to act I’m leaving for the couch.
>>33909451:^o
>>33909427What did you think about
>>33909443I'd hold you under the blankets to keep you warm while kissing your face.
>>33909454now apologize for daring to be alive you fat disgusting slob
>>33909446I can dream.
Chama
>Be gone for 1 evening>wife texts to ask me her own chipotle orderhow do women not die when alone?
>>33909458Aight, sorry.I'll go.
>>33909443yeh
>>33909463Can you stop acting like the fact that you married the most retarded woman on the planet is a universal experience
>>33909434Marta
>>33909460I have enough trouble sleeping with my parents 15 pound calico, couldnt imagine how hard it would be to sleep with a person
>>33909451Speaking as a former chubby guy, you want the fat guy for cold winter snuggles. They produce heat. I am cold.
>>33909455Oh no I got noticedThe thing you said that made me beet red, and when you said that thing I described should have involved you instead
>>33909443only if i get play footsie with you
>>33909466She's Indian she only even ate meat because I threatened to break up with her, her brain is probably underdeveloped.
>>33909473You deserve more suffering than you can even imagine
women how do i get you to coily hold my balls while we cuddle, or watch a movie?
Quick, how do I get an angewomon gf? I’m so desperate
Cute, lobotomized fems <3
>>33907478Our vanity is more about muscles, although they are still more useful and practical than makeupBesides, makeup is a psyop, which, fortunately, our gender hasn't embraced, we have enough of those alreadyhttps://time.com/79584/science-women-less-makeup/>The researchers conclude that women are putting on makeup for a perceived standard of beauty that may not actually exist.A better question is not "Why don't men wear makeup?" but "Why do women wear it?"
>>33909477thats a fictional knockoff pokemon, so, basically, no.
>>33909471I'm bloshing
>>33909476cozily*
I love Homo Simpson. He tries so hard to be a good person
>>33908928https://voca.ro/18XXq5ke8ZFM
I need a hug :(
>>33909443will you be the big spoon?
>>33909488Sending big and many hugs your way anon <33You are loved and you are cared for xWhat's on your mind??
>>33909488It's too late. You're already damaged.
>>33909492I am smol.
>>33909493thanks a lot :)I'm just anxious about going to work I get really anxious being around people >>33909494:(
>>33909475I have 2 blond kids, so it seems her dad's insistence that they are descended from greek slaves is potentially true, that or the missionaries were not catholic in their region.Funny parable, African chieftain asks the missionary why "all babies in village have white man face and hair" and the missionary says "nature works in mysterious ways, look at your goat herd, many white goats, but only one black one!" The chief says "I see... I keep quiet about white babies, you keep quiet about black goat."
>>33909482Want real bad
>>33909496Aw you will be OK I am sure of it! And it will get easier overtime x keep us poster okay? Xx
>>33909495that makes it cuter when you're the big spoon though
>>33909500will I be ok? you mean it? :Dit's only my second week so I'm still not used to it
Cat Poster hates me
>>33909494Ok now do a study for women without mutual love
>>33909504she hates ugly people, it's not personal.
>>33909498Sorry
>>33909504are you that guy she rejected because he's 5'8
>>33909503https://voca.ro/1oXboovZuBYH
>>33909507Oh, don't be. Someday
>>33909508nta oh she doesn't like people who are 5'8?
>>33909508We love a cunty size queen
I want a gf just so I can send her the aren't girl the cutest when they are almost retarded image
>>33909497My favourite African parable is this one. My father told me this one years ago:>An African fisherman was lying on the beach, relaxing under the shade of a tree after a morning of fishing. A white businessman walked by and asked why he wasn’t out fishing more.>“Why don’t you go out and catch more fish?” the businessman asked.>The fisherman replied, “I’ve caught enough for today.”>“But if you kept fishing,” the businessman said, “you could earn more money, buy a bigger boat, catch even more fish, and eventually own a fleet. Then you could retire and relax.”>The fisherman smiled and said, “But I’m already doing that.”
>>33909503https://voca.ro/15SF0OWptVNr
>>33909509thanks man! hey I haven't heard from you in a while I thought you didn't post here anymore.
>>33909524https://voca.ro/1dWfxDiT3I7G
Are there any European forms of self defense / martial arts? Boxing ?
>>33909511Ohh presumptuous
>>33909533you probably don't remember me but the last time we talked, we talked about galaxy express 999 and other shows.
>>33909535That was not me, idk what that is
>>33909537oops meant to reply to>>33909530
>>33909520The what?
>>33909531Boxing was invented in England, yeah.
>>33909505probably the same
>>33909542Thats it?
>>33909533Hmm I dunno about that. It's an educated guess, maybe
>>33909541this one
>>33909544There's also that wrestling that looks suspiciously like gay sex.
>>33909531Fencing and wrestling.
>>33909543:( yea
>>33909545Very fair
imagine men actually dressing modestly n speaking softly
Why is it that when I drink, I try to fuck everyone around me?
>>33909439Even when you're not horny?
>>33909518Kittenposter doesn't like guys who are shorter than her (she's 5'10). Idk about elder catposter.
>>33909553sorry bruv the shirt sleeves stay rolled up
>>33909553what is dressing modestly to you?
>>33909542>What is pankration?
>>33909520>tfw I'm waaaaay too smart for a bf to call me retarded
>>33909552I'm definitely taking a trip in 2026
>>33909553I speak softly though>>33909557oh woah she's tall... I feel compelled to call her mommy but she won't like me because I'm not as tall as her
>>33909524https://voca.ro/16GghCww3oc1
>>33909563you just need to make one mistake I am very patient
Getting your cheek gently stroked feels so good
>>33909565Woowww
Grabbing the first Latinx femanon I can find before Yakub takes me to Wiggartha
>>33909572That sure wasn't a "don't"
>>33909568Nope. I pretty much never make mistakes. And when I do, I cope and say it was intentional. I'm too perfect.
>>33909566Yes. It is sad.
how do i get him to last longer during sex than the less than 1 or 2 minutes that's been happening? he kept saying sorry to me
>>33909576Would you even listen if I did
Backstreet or Nsync
>>33909580Yes.
>>33909579Use a condom. You should be doing that anyways
>>33909581Nsync
>>33909577you never forget things?
Why do I look 15 pounds lighter than I actually am despite being 190 pounds? Male
>>33909590Heavy bones
>>33909583I dunnoo you are a very persistent man
How do I eat more when I have a low appetite
>>33909593Yeah, but if you tell me to get lost, I will.
>>33909596acid
WomenHow would you feel if your boyfriend didn't want to include you in or even show you his hobbies, and when you asked him he told you:>when you get to see the world from a certain angle, you realize there aren't 8 billion people in the world: there are about 20, but each inhabiting many bodies at once. I don't show you my hobbies because you've called me pathetic because of them in past, it just wasn't your body.
>>33909585but he always wears condoms. i've noticed lately this comes and goes with him but our recent sexual history it's happening again. i've done a quick read about cock rings (which he introduced me to) and it says they are known to sustain it but he was wearing them and it still happened?
>>33909579Playing around with his refractory period could help. If he gets off ahead of time, he'll generally last longer. But do keep the timing in mind, because if he's the kinda guy whose refractory period lasts hours, he might not be able to get it up.
>>33909553ive worn pants year round since middle school an i live in the hot humid southnot because im insecure about my moid legs or anything but because i want to dress like an old man
>>33909604maybe try TWO condoms he heh hehe
>>33909598I know and I am dragging you on for no reason so you can tell me to get lost tooBut it's an attractive trait
>>33909587Well maybe. But that's not retardation.
MenWould you rather work on an oil rig or a fishing boat
>>33909610Ty. :)I don’t think you’re doing it for no reason. I am eager to DM you instead of just talking here, but I get why you don’t want that right now.
>>33909615Oil rig
>>33909616Thank you
>>33909619You’re welcome. Just don’t make me wait forever
>>33909615what kind of fishingwhat ocean/seabig difference between oysters in some lousiana bay or something than cod in the north atlantic or bering sea
>>33909615Both are kinda dangerous, but I at least get a bed on an oil rig.
>>33909615Oil rig has less chance of death and don't have me leaving home for days / weeks. So, uh, that one.
>>33909621How long is forever
How do I improve my relationship with my mother? We barely interact despite living with each other and we pretty much talk about nothing meaningful.
>>33909602bump
<--- fucked a girl who breaks the rules aka rulebreaker<--- doesn't regret it
>>33906683Mno
>>33909628Invite her to go do something together
>>33909602Dump him He can go be a schizo to some other bitch. And I won't be insulted by being compared to some minions who bullied him.
>>33909622Agreed. Picrel looks so much better than getting knocked around in 40-foot swells in a downpour and it's freezing lol.
>>33909624Don't you sleep on an oil rig 24/7
>>33909626lol, I really meant forever.I care a lot about this. I’m willing to wait for you.
>>33909615Anyone who says rig is an idiot.
>>33909644Oh. Well my other point stands. Also I live nowhere near an ocean.
>>33909606i'm not sure what his refractory period is, but i could of sworn he came two times in a row maybe with me once after a little bit of time? the timing is bad because we usually get it on before he goes to work or after he comes home and there's no way he'd be the guy wanking at work. maybe I houl ask him about it?>>33909609ehehe but couldn't that be a hazard or mess up the condoms, i haven't been dumb enough or brave enough to even think of that??
>>33906683MYeah. We just have different strengths and weaknesses.We’re two halves of a whole.
>>33909654im kiddingfriction from the two condoms will cause them to break and accidental creampie to happen
>>33909646:)
>>33909657Feels pretty good, right
I wish I liked to cook I wish I had the passion for it
>>33909663i would if i had somebody to cook for
>>33909232Lift until somebody loves you
>>33909661Selfish of me yea
>>33909654>the timing is bad because we usually get it on before he goes to work or after he comes home and there's no way he'd be the guy wanking at workHmm, that's tricky. Might be no good then. Lasting longer is something that will just hopefully improve over time as he gets used to it. Important that he learns to relax and take it slow, keeps breathing, etc. With masturbation I've found that being all tense and breathless and hard makes me finish faster.But of course your question is how you can help. I would say extending the foreplay as long as possible would be good, and if possible, make sure you get off before PIV happens. That way he doesn't feel pressure to last and can focus on improving his ability to do so.
>>33909631Who? Who are you?
>>33909631who's the guy who facetimed her
>if he’s white then why does he get so upset when anti-indian hate posts get spammed
>>33909663Cooking is a hassle, I just cook enough for four days and eat leftovers most of the time.
>>33909668I don’t think so. You only know so much about me and I came on real strong right out the gate lol
>>33909674What do you cook?
>>33909663Cook 4 me sometime
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Unc gave me generational aura debt and now I can’t rizz gyatts
>>33909676Im milking it
>>33909687What, do you like getting hit on where other people can see it or something
>>33908886No.
>>33909691I think I just like getting hit on
>>33909680Most of the time I just steam vegetables, do roast or mashed potatoes, and some kind of meat. Sometimes I'll do pasta with meat sauce instead, or a stew with meat and veges with rice or mashed potato.
>>33909696Who doesn’t? Nothing selfish about that.I do too
>>33909701Well you're good at it
>>33909656that's what i figured lol. no pregggers for me for now/need to explore us more>>33909669we've had instances of sex where he lasted longer too or even a ghost load(if he was telling the truth). like ecently were were kissing and eventually led to slowly grinding on eachoher and he ended up cumming in his sweatpants which took me by surprise! from what I know he hasn't had sex in awhile but isn't new to it, maybe it's the newness with me?he gets really eager and voracious when he eats me out but I need to communicate again how I like it I like to edge myself with pushing his head slightly away every few seconds so he's sort of like begging/tapping me. i've been slagging when it comes to my pleasure priorities and end up finishing myself when he's at work lately. even giving him blowjobs he comes pretty decently quickly and just might be overwhelmed with my body/face/sounds? we trid doggy and I made a noise and it was pretty much over.
>>33909703Well thank you. Hopefully I’m half as good irl lolI posted a vocaroo in here btw pardon my shameless attention whoring
>>339096042 minutes with a condom sounds crazy, is he going to instanut without one? There are numbing agents he can use, but meh. Sounds like it's in his head and you can't do much about it other than to make him do something else with you while he recovers for a round 2idk if rings will help, I think it's more for keeping up the erection for long sessions, not to last longer imo. not like he'll be able to keep thrusting a lot longer once he cums
>>33909611I mean like forgetting car keys inside of the car something like that
>>33909711Where...
>>33909602What? Dump him. I don't fuck around with psychosis or schizophrenia.
>>33909719I’m reading broken Latin, and a guy asked me if I was from Hungary or Bulgaria in response lol
>>33909704Yeah, the newness is probably a factor. He'll most likely mellow out once the two of you are more used to each other.Oh yeah, try to (gently) communicate that it's perfectly okay to stop and switch it up if he feels like he's going to cum too soon. Like if you're mid PIV and he's about to burst, he can pull out and just kiss you or eat you out for a bit. He might assume you'd get disappointed if he did.
>>33909722>https://vocaroo.com/1oqq77Pu8fJ5That is incredible
>>33909744Why :)
>>33909751You sound Roman fr and your voice is nice and deep
>>33909596Weed. Or, you can "trick" your hormones to make you hungry. I say trick with apostrophe because you're a machine and you are your parts, but its just manipulating a system glitch.Have you ever eaten a food and just felt insanely hungry soon after? Stomach growling hungry, gnawing in your guts hungry? For most people thats apples (RAW) or carrots (RAW). Its essentially all sugar, natural sugar, but so low that all it does it fling your blood sugar up fir a little blip before your insulin meets it at a high. To really simplify it, your body thought it was getting a complex carb or more sugar, so it sent more insulin than was needed, and now your blood sugar is way too low with your insulin too high and your hormones scream "YOU'RE HUNGRY PLEASE INCREASE BLOOD SUGAR NOOOOW" to balance things out. That's why most people don't just eat a plain raw apple, they usually have it with peanut butter, and why some people say "I can't eat just an apple it makes me hungrier. The peanut butter introduces other sugars and fats, proteins. You can look into other foods that will astronomically raise your glycemic index because the interesting thing is, it is different for individuals. Me personally, if I eat just an apple with nothing else, especially on an empty stomach, I will feel like I'm starving within 30 minutes. What I've had plenty of associates that have never had that problem, and they love apples and apples are what saves them when they're trying to diet and lose weight. For them, it might be raw carrots that dramatically raise and then crash their blood sugar. I've even heard of some people having that reaction with bananas, which is more interesting because they are more carb than immediate sugar.
>>33909744>>33909751As curious as I am, I could be convinced that you were the same poster posting less than a sentence back and forth to yourself. So I'll avoid the virus link this time.
>>33909766Ty. :) I like doing armchair voice actingI fed it into TTS and just tried to mimic the pronunciation
I am brahman I am supreme reality.
My depression has been alliviated and now I feel mania coming on...State gender, what do you do when you're manic?
>>33909792What else do you voice act
>>33909831Oh nothing remotely serious. I reply to especially stupid or shitty posts with dramatic readings of them on other boards sometimes lolI’ve streamed games and gotten unreasonably into voice acting for an audience of five people as well because I’m extremely embarrassing
>>33909854Cute
>>33909902If you get to know me you’re going to have to put up with a guy who will take any chance he can get to do funny voices, full disclosure
>>33909908As long as I laugh at them
>>33909555Yes, you're my favorite in general.
>>33909914I’m sure I could at least get a few groans
>>33909363>>33909357>This post gives off rapist groomer vibes.Well, that's irrelevant tho!I genuinely find the idea that someone can't understand how the written word could arouse someone to be mystifying and deeply sad. The written word can transcend and move people to any emotion imaginable.
>>33909927Still inferior to video
>>33909926Lool whats the best voice you do
>>33909368>I didn't realize I was speaking to a literal deity holding the universe in the palm of his hand.You think anyone who understands biology and basic physics is a literal god?Wait until you see what I can do with fire!
>>33909369>seriously, no, neverWell, I mean, I suppose that's possible. Especially if you don't read much or aren't easily aroused. But it's very common. Has writing made you feel other things though?
>>33909368Mcuck is le pantheist, btw
>>33909973>inferiorNah.Imagination transcends the limits of video.But video has its advantages. I can't deny that.
>>33910025>Imagination transcends the limits of video.But not the writing.
>>33910022Eh, pantheism seems to separate itself from theism whereas I don't think there's actually a difference. It's one and the same. Labels are meh.I understand the nature of God and in describing God, it sounds like pantheism but I'm describing what I consider a theist God that fits all theist models I'm aware of.But people want a guy in the clouds who grants wishes and shares their opinions and supports their sportsball team.
>>33910034You're just not reading the right things.
>>33910037A single "theist God" that fits all theist models doesn't exist, the term "theism" is an umbrella concept for belief in one or more gods. There are different models of theism like monotheism (one God), polytheism (many gods), and pantheism (God is the universe), each describing a different type of divine being. Different theist models have conflicting definitions.
Femanons, on a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you at this current moment?
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>>33910266Whats wrong?
women do you like being called sweetheart?
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