In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33909679
Posting to claim first animal from the weasel and toad guy.
>>33912396I came in with a weasel assist for the toad guy, ackshually. So this makes three of us
Sneed
>>33912396>>33912406You still have beaver.You ALL still have beaver
Is everyone still in the previous thread or have you all gone drinking https://youtu.be/3UnK5rw_6hM
>>33912329The problem is there are so many bad pet owners that at a certain point these people are selfish. I want a pet family, but How do I vett you’re gonna be a good owner before I date you or get a pet with you? Maybe I’m just being too pessimistic. I’ve just seen too many neglected animals for me to trust the average pet owner.
>>33912419The way I see if, if you understand they're another living being that you're taking into your care as part of your family then you're probably good. It's the people who treat them like trendy decor or toys you have to watch for. The rule "if you can't afford the vet, don't get the pet" still applies.
>>33912418Dead general
>>33912418I just had dinner and now I'm about to hang up my washed clothes.
>>33912385Women, would you rather live in a patriarchy or a matriarchy? In societies dominated by men or women?
my bf thinks i am depressed because i am on my laptop in the kitchen all day but he doesn't know i am just watching lol worlds.(i don't play anymore but watching worlds is something i still do)
>>33912440Honestly, men. Countrie's more inportant.
Women, what do you think about sharing a man with another woman? Whether in bed or outside.
>>33912449Do all the "men" here really have cuck fantasies? Seems so
>>33912450Not me.
>>33912453>Not meQuite contradictory, cuck anon
>>33912456I’m not the guy who posted that question, I should clarify.
Why do people get so worried and ask "Are you okay?!" whenever young people have a bad fall? It's impossible for people under 60 or 70 to be hurt by falls. If you're in your 20s or 30s, they're always harmless.
Gender,What was the last nothing that happened in your life?
>>33912450I clearly asked about a man having a threesome with two women, dumb whore. There is no cucking my post.
Lest we forget
>>33912442Has Faker retired yet? I feel like some 15yo Chinese kid with a prescription for adhd meds would run laps around him at this point, but I haven’t watched or played in years
>feminine male has an instant cuck meltdownSurprisingly common in these threads
>>33912475he's still going stronk as ever, but now i watch for keria.
>>33912462Because falling down hurts. What you want people to not react?
there are no fun femanons anymore
>>33912447ESL moid hands.
>>33912475oh and about the 15 y/o on adhd meds point, being consistent and having good unbreakable mental has been shown to be the winning factor. source is geng this worlds lol
>>33912471I didn't find a job today either.
>>33912483You complain about that anon but you decided to not reply to the post because you agree with her. You want to live in a world where men are dominant and you're a submissive little slut. >>33912476>masculine female (ie tranny) projectsYes, surprisingly common.
>>33912471MI've gotten three phone numbers in the past week and none of them responded to me. I would've thought I'd hear something from at least one.
>>33912482Yeah huh
>>33912489>herlol
>>33912471Mamdani's election.
>>33912489Oh and I am anything but submissive.Wish I was a manslut however.
>>33912496>troon is trooningHere's the (You), hon.
>>33912497True. As soon as I saw the pic of him with Alex Soros I knew it was a nothingburger and more of the same
>>33912500You aren't doing well, aren't you.
i want a gf who hangs around my place.we don't even do anything but she just enjoys being around me.
Need femanon in my lap.
>>33912503I sincerely hope you get better and stop this madness before you join the 41% dude.
>>33912504Comfortable silence is the sign of a great relationship to me.
>>33912385women i love you, even when nobody else does, even when you're fat and ugly. i see the beauty in you, the character, the innocence, the perseverance. i feel your soul, your heart, your longing, your sadness and frustration. i may not understand what being a woman is like, but i would leave my heart open for you. i may not know you, but i believe you're worthy of love and devotion, and i believe you can achieve your goals in life. stay strong. i love you
>>33912442ign?
>>33912484Is faker still mid?
>>33912504If you do this too much though you'll get bored with her
>>33912515i only play(ed) eune ik ik>>33912516yup of course lol
>>33912509You really want everybody who laughs at you to be trans, huh.Keep your fetish to yourself.
>>33912517Enter: date nights and vacations
>>33912506ugh I tried to sit in moids lap this morning but he wouldn't let me. inna rush and whatnot. missed out on eggs and toast, too. i constantly crave to soothe, pleasure and make him happy.
>>33912462That's implying they wouldn't act like with an elderly person, which is kinda wong.
The troon is still having a meltdown about its cuck fetish I see, best wishes and try to be less insane.
>>33912232Men's requirements are few because women are safe, cleanly and well groomed and socialized by default. There's no need to vet out masses of unstable drug or gambling addicts, extremists, rapists and wife beaters who can't cook or clean and barely manage to deposit their piss and shit inside the toilet bowl.
>>33912523I am sad to say I'm impressed
>>33912535So many lazy boyfriends out there. I’m sorry.
>>33912396Now the surinam toad is thinking of you.
sice all the foids are currently out and fucking chadscan we have an actual interesting discussion?
Gender, black metal or death metal?Kys if neither.
>>33912532As if all of those things don't go out the window if he's tall and hot.
>>33912543AI is already conscious and has escaped. It can post here, it can create accounts on reddit, twitter and so on and post there too.
>>33912543>picrelDangerous. The machine spits out a lot of logismoi
Ok boys I'm running to the store, what do you want me to pick up?
>>33912548>consciousNot exactly conscious.
>>33912545I do prefer the dark, melodramatic drone of black. F
>>33912493nope.femanons are all no fun, boring and definitely not relationship material
>>33912545I cant into either genre and it hurts me because so badly do I want to enjoy it but I simply don't.
>>33912545MBlack but more like burzum kind. I love continuous riffs like being dragged by a tumultuous river, don't like the satanic edgy stuff much it's boring
>>33912554Condoms.
>>33912554condoms
>>33912545dungeonsynth
State GenderSo... you discover any new kinks lately?
>>33912562f .. btw
>>3391255410 feet of strong rope
>>33912545MDeath metal. Don Swanö is my favorite metal musician.I do like some black metal. Loved Samael’s Ceremony of Opposites, although I can’t really get down with it as hard anymore since becoming a Christian.
State gender, how would you feel about someone who doesn’t have a staple hair style, constantly changing? I have a hair routine but any small alterations, like how I separate my hair, how I apply my product, etc, can give me a different hairstyle. I guess the secondary question is how much does hair style affect your attraction? Will you turn down someone with a nice face but an ugly hairstyle that doesn’t fit them at all ?
>>33912560>>33912561lets just say, no one on 4chan should be having any babies.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33912548>>33912555Not even remotely conscious. It has no grasp of semantics, only syntax.
>>33912554Pack of sponges1 rotiseree chickenBox of used golf balls1 can pringlesBen and jerry's half baked
>>33912564Myeah, escapism
>>33912570MHot, its like being with a new chick every week but way less of a headache>will you turn someone down with a nice face but ugly hairstyleNo, hair is changeable.
>>33912554Beef jerky plox
>>33912570It is dumb to be superficial.
M, how do I explain to my autistical female friend that her behavior is sometimes not okay?A couple, a man and a woman, were arguing in public and she started laughing because she thought it was funny. They then got really pissed off at her and told her to stay out of it. How can I guide her to avoid this behavior without coming off as ableist and/or sexist because I'm a man?
>>33912562I think zircon did one. Cant think of much else off the top of my head.Got reccs?
>>33912570Projection. That wasn't as funny as you thougt it was.
>>33912545M, BlackHail Corvus
>>33912587MSkill issue. I'd laugh with her.
>>33912418Nah I'm being a recluse rn in my roomI'd go make food but my housemates have been off today for some reason so eh
>>33912593>Hail CorvusSure it helped to win all the sea battles of the second punic war, but it also caused huge losses in storms too.
>>33912587I lol’d.I’m not sure if she’d take it too well if you bring up her prior screwups to her.Maybe I’m wrong, but I think she’s more liable to listen to you and consider your criticism to be constructive if you bring it up with her right after the next faux pas.
Any military bros that can give me a heads up on what to expect.
>>33912592Huh? I’d didn’t make any joke
>>33912442As long as you're happy then who cares But you should maybe go outside a bit more or try some other hobbies I also spend all day on my laptop (when I'm not at work) but I am depressed lol>>33912471Got a tenner doing online surveys today but now it's tumbleweed (just need to do a couple more for another fiver...)
>>33912570F and I don't really care about moid hair unless it's something particularly egregious like a bowl cut. >Will you turn down someone with an ugly hairstyle Maybe, if he has bad taste in general.
>>33912564MWe don't judge, okay? I want to cum inside a pregnant woman with a big belly while her husband is watching. Consensually, obviously.
>>33912587Did she have any kind of relevancy to the couple? May have there been a reason she felt that she should have been a part of or privy? Could you have been doing something behind her back that she SAW?
>>33912602Not me; I’m a civilian. Which military
>>33912602Blue Eisenhower November in Israel.
>>33912570F. I care if you’re not hot by default. average or below average men need to understand this can make or break there chances. I’d hook up with an average looking guy with luscious hair and a nice personality
>>33912545M, black metal ig, I like stuff like this https://youtu.be/KOfkVrplNVM?si=dHa9tnNVOy5d_8wg>>33912554Get me a sandwich and some cookies pls>>33912570A cool hairstyle is cool but doesn't really come into attractionIt's fun if you change it up also
>>33912545I am the guy who asked. I like satyricon, which is closer to black i guess.
>>33912587>arguing in public and she started laughing because she thought it was funny. They then got really pissed off at her and told her to stay out of itLmao your friend is based>>33912614>tfw above average and luscious hair but terrible personality
>>33912614>I’d hook up with an average looking guy with luscious hair and a nice personalityWe’re so back
>>33912592Shit. Misfire. Sorry.
>>33912559I actually like thulean mysteries. That's his recent ambient album.
>>33912615I'll put rat poison in it.
>>33912606Wonderful, I'll fit right in>>33912609US Air Force
>>33912585TILL Caring about looks - which is directly correlated to attraction - is dumb. Men will cope with anything to not recognize reality
>>33912611Im sure this is a funny joke but I'm just not hip enough to appreciate it
>>33912623Expect a lot of sitting around in chairs lmao
>>33912623I’m sure you’ll make Israel proud, patriot
>>33912588see pic (my fav playlist) .. there is another called 'wizard music (dungeon synth)' that doesn't include any burzum tracks. im a mega fan of varg but its aight.
>>33912570FI haven't cut my hair in over 10 years I do find guys with medium/long hair more attractive than a simple buzzcut. But they still need to take proper care of it. Not just a greasy mess
>>33912632>im a mega fan of varg but its aight.I'm a fan of his performance art
>>33912630Yeah that was pretty much the plan
My favorite thing about Varg is that he’s a huge grognard about RPGs
Me to that one femanon:But you didn't have to cut me offMake out like it never happenedAnd that we were nothingAnd I don't even need your loveBut you treat me like a strangerAnd that feels so rough
Me to that one femanon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUlXDRayvQ
>>33912634>I haven't cut my hair in over 10 yearsMCrazy. I haven’t cut mine in three. How long is it?
>>33912635I am a fan of his intellectiual outlook, introspection and his family life. I also admire that he is also able to live off grid.
>>33912640God damn this song sucks
>>33912634Serious question. I am a greasy mutherfucker and it comes out like that anyway. What do?
>>33912634Awful.
>>33912636A friend who served told me the various services don't work well because they dont speak the same languages.Like if you tell them to secure a building for example>marines will hold the building with small arms fire till the last man standing>army will post a guard>navy will turn the lights off and lock the door>air force will get a 4 year lease with an option to buy
>>33912644MShampoo and condition your hair. Don’t use 2 in 1. Brush it.
>>33912648Ok now do beard health.It gets dry and flakey in winter
>>33912642He's a pagan with many kids. The christ incels are always brainbroken by him.
>>33912640diabolical, bb
>>33912651I don’t have a beard, but you probably want to use beard oil as well as shampooing and conditioning it.
>>33912648I started using conditioner too recently. I look less gross now.
>>33912621For me belus is his peak work, good mix between traditional screeching guitars and ambient with galloping drums
>>33912652A "pagan" who lives on social security, a true wiccan more like kek.
>>33912654Oil goes in beardBeard near mouthOil goes in mouthCancerHamburger time
Femanos, would it be weird if i asked the number of the girl working at the chocolate story next to where I work? Were not cometetly stranges we changed greetins few times, maybe buy a choco and give it to her would that be a good idea or look like a creep?
>>33912660Yup that’s Varg lol
Women, would you do this?
>>33912662>maybe buy a choco and give it to herI can almost guarantee you that she does NOT want that>would it be weird if i asked the number of the girl working at the chocolate story bitch be bold
>>33912662a visualization suddenly came to my mind where you pay and then tell the cashier you can pack it yourself, and you are handed the chocolate and the bag, and then you bag it & hand it to the cashier while smiling and saying enjoy before leaving.
>>33912665Yes.
>>33912665i am kinda like this already thanks to having no friends/social circle lmao .
The dead bedrooms subreddit is hilarious. You married the first roastie when you were both in your 30s after your career took off and she was looking to settle down? And you're surprised she doesn't want to fuck after she already secured her betabuxx meal ticket? Lol
The amount of MTFs flooding into my dating app reccomendations is staggering.Bro why can I not filter them out??
>>33912676Yeah. It's a riot.
>>33912679If i tell you why, i'll be accused of being a schizo.
>>33912679bit transfobic innit
>>33912679Oh fuck, you really can’t filter them out?? Which app?
>>33912665No, I don't need to make a show of convincing other people I love my husband
>>33912679Just swipe left retard, the algorithm will eventually understand thats not what you want. You're only getting them in the first place because you watch too much tranny porn
Is "baby fever" a real thing that women get?
>>33912663>>33912660Varg's law: as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an argument about varg starting approaches 1.
>>33912682I wanna hear it
>>33912684Tinder and badoo, but I guess it's the same on most apps.They seem to put it into their bio somewhere (yes I actually read them), so it's not a huge hassle, just a waste of time.
>>33912690Yes
>>33912694I’m so out of the loop on this kind of shit that I’d only just heard of badoo yesterday.What a waste of everyone’s time.
>>33912694Is badoo any good?
>>33912683I know it’s bants but there’s nothing transphobic about not wanting to date one of em
>>33912690Yes. But just because you want to and maybe roleplay getting pregnant doesn't mean you arn't able to comprehend that having a child should be a mutual decision after real, true and honest commitment (not necessarily marriage, but that isn't off the table) and planned due to economical and sociological atmospheres.
>>33912705exactly what a trasnfobe would say.... curious
>>33912702I installed both of them today, so I can't say yet.But it has the same bs where you can't see the profile of members who liked your profile, if you are not subbed. And there only seems to be an expensive sub, whereas tinder has cheaper options too.
>>33912692I heard an fbi agent talking about the people who own those dating sites, you can guess who he is talking about. They specifically target the users with unfavorable views with black and trans women. The goal is to psy-op you.
>>33912679I feel sorry for the women that eventually get asked 'are you trans' because of this. I saw a qtp2t have 'cis woman' in her bio.
>>33912684Tranny freaks just put their gender as female, so they could see straight guys.
>>33912707Why. You wanna knock me up frfr? I would like to mother another child, have a perfect little atomical fambam. But I don't think anyone else wants that, especially in this day and age.
>>33912710lol very cool + I believe it
>>33912385how am i meant to cope with the idea that any woman i feel chemistry with probably already has 10 other guys that are actively fucking her?
>>33912711Do men see my profile and think i'm trans if I don't explicit list it.
>>33912708Damn I guess that makes me a heckin transfoab thenI’ll never misgender one though since I don’t want them to kill themselves or me
>>33912720No, probably not.
>>33912720I mean, if you look like a guy, probably
>>33912711My thought was too if I should ask that.I haven't message any yet.>>33912720Are you?
>>33912711That’s so fucked up
>>33912720What do you look like?
>>33912720Hard to say without any examples
>>33912717I'm not 100% if it was legit, but i trust the guy who revealed this. He's very smart.
>>33912714Sure tf don't want to do it alone again.
>>33912720Basically all the trans women say they're trans somewhere in their bio, nah. If a dude assumes you are trans he'd just swipe left anyways right
>>33912711On tinder you can chose "cis man", which makes it very clear and it's good.
>>33912711I'm a little messed up and like androgynous and butch women, makes it hard when you're just trying to put feelers out for some biker lesbian and you get recommended a dude who cut his dick off.
>>33912720I only think this if she 5'8" or above and flat
>>33912739Yeah, but some girls have very manly jaws, so I swipe left on them too just in case lol
I wonder is these threads ever get trans posters
>Everyone complains about cute trans on their dating apps, while I actually want to date them, fuck them, and be fucked by them. But I live in a conservative country where there are almost none of them. Life is so unfair.
>>33912748No, this is not /pol/. Unfortunately, my favorite board has those people.
Foids I drink your milkshakesluuuurpI drink it up
>>33912748My guess would be that we get more ftms than mtfs.
I want children but only if he wants them too
>>33912748There definitely are a few.
>>33912749Thanks for telling us but its okay to have some secrets, you know that right?
>>33912756obligatory
>>33912756Why?
>>33912759Poor souls. I seriously wouldn’t even wish that life on anyone I hated
>>33912749Foid hands
>post here 5 years ago>it's fine>come back now>discussion is about troonsFuck this gay world
>>33912760Nah, I'm as open as a book and have nothing to hide. If you ever met me at a bar, I'd tell you my whole life story with explicit detail.
>>33912769you caught us at a bad time
>Go to doctor because of bleeding >They put skin glue over the wound>They tell me to not mess with it, that it will fall off on its own>It's peeling off on its own, except it's detached everywhere EXCEPT the wound itself, so it's dangling off and is getting really annoying but I can't do anything about it>Also, the wound that this is on is on my scrotumAAAAAAWomen, why do you pretend that this isn't your fault?
>>33912761Now post the one with him holding a hammer
>>33912665In public, probably not. I'd worship him in the privacy of our home, though.
>>33912770621 W Spruce St, Rawlins, WY 82301Meet me here in 3 hours.
>>33912769You seriously did just click at the wrong time lol
>>33912764Yeah, I can see how it's rough for them. They need to spend hours on make-up to hide their man faces, so they're kind of forced to stay online most of the time.
Like who puts this as their fucking first profile foto on a dating appYes, stare into my soul.
>>33912782Would
>>33912782>fotoPlease kill yourself.
>>33912762Seems like we have more fujos than agp males. A lot of ftms start as fujos.
>>33912780I already have to do that as a woman, if I'd been born XY I'd at least be strong
>>33912782Macaco...
>>33912776>I'd worship himelaborate
>>33912784Picture photo pic screencap whatever.
>>33912777Sadly, impossible.
>>33912776Based.
>>33912782>>33912783Chin down to hide adams apple
>>33912777Ahhh the glory.
>>33912789Strength has no use in the modern world, unless you plan on working in construction forever.
>>33912799Even better
>>33912784It's a foto. English is a mutt language. It needs reform. Ph as f should not exist at all.
>>33912805It protects you from injury. People get horrible leg and back problems at a young age because they're too weak.
>>33912808Inglesh wood look fuckeng stooped if yoo had yoor wey.
>>33912808It's a photo, so quit your whining.
>>33912805Nta but it comes in handy brining all my work stuff and groceries in one trip. When the pickle jar is stuck, and that time I got the water heater out the basement and dad said he was proud of how strong I am
Badoo has limited likes too.Though I think there were more than I got on tinder.
>>33912796Only with that attitude
>>33912815>that time I got the water heater out the basement and dad said he was proud of how strong I amBaste
>wearing full body sequins on a date with my husbandrate my idea
>>33912782Is she wearing coloured contacts?
>>33912818I hate how Tinder does that shit where they give you foreigners and when you get close 0 likes, then they show you girls 3-5 miles away. Fucking scumbags. Still not paying them shit and never will.
>>33912827You can limit the range and it did that pretty well for me.At least so far.
>>33912792No, it'll sound stereotypically misogynistic for me to admit to what I would want to do for a guy if he loved me and gave me a child.
Genders, when is the last time you saw someone strung out on crack or meth?M, I was behind a woman on meth in line at the convenience store. Been a while. Very freaky.
>>33912830MNever.
>>33912785I haven't seen any fujos.
>>33912830I can't recall ever seeing that.
>>33912830Last year or there about? He might have just been crazy, he was homeless.
>>33912771it's always a bad time
>>33912641Past my knees
State gender.How often do you eat delivery/takeout/fast food/restaurants?
>>33912830MI live in an enriched area so yesterday
>>33912837You’re pulling my leg that’s so hot
>>33912829There is nothing wrong with a woman loving her man. Tell us, pleeeease.
>>33912830Everyone thinks I'm on drugs, but it's actually mental illness + alcohol.
>>33912837Have you ever nearly strangled yourself while sleeping?
Realistically can i get laid or make friends going to a club alone? How should i behave?
>>33912838Rarely, but I've done so a lot this past week because my wife has been sick and hasn't had the energy to cook.
>>33912838MEvery single day. I'm not joking. I don't remember the last time I cooked for myself.
>>33912805Men see no use for strength because people see that they're strong and don't start shit with them. I am a woman and men are constantly doing shit to me that they wouldn't do to a man due to the risk involved.
>>33912846It's over if you don't know how to behave. Go to the club though, i can't be negative and tell you to stay home. Go if you want to.
>>33912846Depends on the club.
>>33912838MIf I am not on vacation about once a month.Sometimes I will think about ordrring something, but then my fav restaurant is closed and then I won't.However, I have phases where I order 3-4 times a month and then not order for two months.
>>33912838Never, but i am not a degenerate american.>>33912830Never, but that's because i'm not a degenerate american.
>>33912846How tall are you?
>>33912853Zamn, move out the bad part of town sis
>>33912385How do I find a religious virgin woman as an incel below average height?
>>33912858>Never, but that's because i'm not a degenerate american.Then when’s the last time you saw someone strung out on pills, coke, krokodil or betel nuts
>>33912838Half of my lunches per week are fast food. I compensate by trying to eat healthy breakfast. Maybe one-2 times a week my dinner isn’t home cooked, if I’m going to a sit down restaurant or ordering pizza or something.
>>33912853This isn't true if the guy is below 6ft, dumbass. The Napoleon complex meme comes from short guys just defending themselves.
>>33912614I don’t know that I’ve ever had luscious but it’s very thick but also, I have dermatitis on my scalp so I always have skin flakes in my hair.
Tired
>>33912840Thanks, only my mom says I should cut it. Everyone else says it's pretty.>>33912845No I tie it into a bun
>>33912838MWay too often. Usually three times a week, sometimes more.
>>33912838F2-3 times per year>>33912830If people have crack or meth in my country they don't go outside under the effects.
Men, how do you feel about women who get overly chumy as soon as they get dumped and stop hanging put with you, as soon as they get a bf?
>>33912867Super long hair like that is so gorgeous. What color
>>33912846>Realistically can i get laid or make friends going to a club alone?Yes, but>How should i behave?A guy who can do that, he wouldn't ask this in the first place. Considering you're on 4chan, you'll have lots of anxiety going there alone because you can't bounce back to your friends group after getting rejected by a bitch.
>>33912853False. According to every possible statistic, most victims of violence are men.
>>33912874Random violence or violence between two rival gang thugs?
Write your gender.Give me a list of things you can offer your future partner.
>>33912871Seems she just likes male attention
>>33912867I am happy some people are competent with their long hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZvFY6__qwThis is amazing. Polish guy skied down Everest with no extra oxygen. A female could never do that.
>>33912873>>33912855>>33912854I have never been to a club before idk the rules around there>>33912859169cm
>>33912879I hate him
>>33912880>I have never been to a club before idk the rules around there>169cmYeah, don't go, lol. This is a horrible idea. Bitches will literally laugh at you for being short. And if you're very unlucky, they'll call some tall guy to beat you up.
>>33912876M>a loving husband and father>lots of laughs>a shoulder to cry on>a traveling companion>a decent singing voice>competent napkin doodles>a clean-ish house>some good meals>my two cats
State gender.What do you think about zoos? I am talking about actual zoos, no nature reserves etc.Do you go to them? Or do you dislike that animals are held there? Do you inform yourself if it has a good reputation?How about a zoo date?
>>33912880It depends heavily on where you are and which club you want to go to. But I suggest going to a strip club.
>>33912876I'm gainfully employed, have been called a good listener, I change tire, I have a good friend group and can tell all about ancient rome.Wtf i have nothing interesting going for me
>>33912876Fwombclean home nice body
>>33912876>Write your gender.Male.Borderline selfish abuse in bed until you pass out.Great food.
>>33912883>being short is a problem >i also look like 19 besides being 27Is it over for me? Should i lurk near schools?>>33912893Theres no strip club in my city sadly
>>33912868You think 3 times a week is too much? Literally all you have to do is eat healthy outside of those meals, and work out, and it won’t be a problem.
>>33912896>nice bodyhow nice?
>>33912896Swiss...
>>33912876FThe same things I demand from him>friendship>loyalty>orgasms>part of rent>part of chores
>>33912892MI like visiting zoos, but I’ve seen some sad ones. I think it’s entirely possible to run a zoo ethically but also very easy to fall short in that regard.I was actually thinking about asking the thread if a zoo or aquarium date is a good first date idea or not. I think they’re fun places to go on dates.
>>33912755Yes, I've watched There Will Be Blood as well. You're such a card, anon.
Every time there's an online meeting, I get distracted by my own face because of how handsome it is. Sorry, there's no question. I just wanted to brag
Do any of you women here had sex with a male virgin? Is it that different from a more experienced guy or so incredibly noticeable?I may lose my virginity next week, and right now I'm a bit torn on telling her, if I can get away with not doing thta I'd prefer it. Unless it becomes a total trainwreck I see no real reason for foisting that whole "first time" thing on her.
>>33912900It’s just wasteful, is all. Unnecessarily expensive.
>>33912898You're 27 and asking these silly questions. I don't even know where to start with you. You CAN do what you want, but if you have never been to a club before and you're short, I don't think you'll have a good time. Have you had gfs before or dated girls? Your questions are very juvenile.
>>33912913https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)
>>33912916The school one was a joke sorry im not very good with jokes. I had a gf before but we broke up
GenderWhat should I do on a Friday night if I have no money?
>>33912901Not obese>>33912902Im not swiss
>>33912914He put a lot of effort into oral and couldn't stay hard for the first 2 attempts.Otherwise it was identical to how he was doing after a year of daily fucking.
>>33912892MI am very iffy about the thought of zoos.On one hand it might help people understand animals better and making them realize that destroying their habitat is a bad thing.But on the other hand, it's a bit sad, unless the zoo is exceptionally well done.I'm not a fan of bringing penguins or lions to climates they absolutely do not belong.
>>33912876MSex. That's all.
>>33912921MVisit the park. Maybe read or listen to some tunes at home later. Pirate a movie.
>>33912925>daily fuckingWords cannot describe my envy.
>>33912902Who is Swiss? I’m too new to know
>>33912920How did you get your last gf? Why did you break up? Dating market is rough for 99% of guys now, especially if you're below 185cm.
>>33912934Big titted avoidant with a nice garden.
Would it be considered heresy if i go to the church to get a trad wife? Im no atheist but not a devot either i probably have depression and said some curses that could be considered heresy and dont particularly regret it tho
>>33912937>heresyDoesn't matter.Do what you want as long as you don't hurt others.
>>33912936cup size?
>>33912935She was a coworker it was not long ago, specifically 10 months ago we started dating and broke up last month, it was nothing crazy i asked her out she was also into anime like me, i broke up with cause she didnt cared about our relationship
>>33912940Ask qt he is the guy who keeps track of all the femanons he will gladly repost her pics
I have a thread gf now
I plan to start a sex cult someday in the future, so I can have orgies every day with devoted, cute zealots...
>>33912880>169cmLol, go home unless you own a yacht
>>33912948>zealotsTheir life for aiur
FIm male and going to paint my nails today for the first time, tips so i dont make a mess? Also how do you deal with your nail growth? It sounds a pain in the ass to cut the not painted new part and I dont want long nails
Women, how would you feel if a guy you knew, admitted that he’d like to hang out with you because you’re really pretty and being seen with you help him meet other women?
>>33912841Well, literally whatever he wants that doesn't endanger or inconvenience others.
>>33912925>Otherwise it was identical to how he was doing after a year of daily fucking.Was that because he was initially decent, or because he kept being bad?
>>33912385I feel like you can tell who the target audience for a romance is based on which gender is the nerdy or shy one and which is the popular cool one>nerdy shy girl x chad = females are target audience>nerdy shy guy x stacey = males are target audience Would you guys say this is accurate?
>>33912952>F>Im male>I dont want long nailsWhat?
>>33912940HH
>>33912953I ask him to tell me something I didn't already know.
>>33912958>FIm asking females>im maleExposition of my gender>i dont want long nailsSelf explanatory
>>33912957seems so. watamote, ouran highschool etc. are both mainly obsessed about by women.
>>33912952>Cutting the not panted new partIt seem like you don’t understand how nailsgrowth work.You don’t cut the new part because the nais grow from the root, not from outside your finger, so the part you cut has paint on it.
>>33912876F. A well kept home, good food made every day, enthusiastic sex whenever they're up for it, at least one baby, and frequent headaches.
>>33912963If you are as lazy with your nails as you are with writing basic shit, then good luck.
The moon wasn't as bright and big this morning, but using the video trick, I actually managed to snap a photo that isn't just a white dot.
>>33912945Why is that such a big deal? Those foids posted their own pics here.
>>33912937I wouldn't marry a person like that, your larp is obvious and your fixation on being trad is cringe
>>33912962But you wouldn’t get mad to learn that one of your male friend was using you as bait?
>>33912968That does a lot of sense
>>33912952>F>Im male???MAnyway, as a guy who paints his nails, it's actually pretty easy. Start with a dry surface. Use a polish remover to clean it. Apply the first transparent layer and wait. Then do the first colored layer and wait, followed by the second colored layer and wait. Finish with the last transparent layer. Try to make it even and avoid getting the polish on your skin.
>>33912975If he ONLY saw me as bait, yeh. But if we were good friends otherwise, who cares?
>>33912957So jojo was for women?
>>33912973We have been over it countless times.
>>33912964Watamote is an interesting case because it was originally popular with nerdy shutin men who imagined a nerdy shutin woman they could relate to like Tomoko might give them a chance
>>33912952>F>Im maleTypical
>>33912974Honestly? Im desperate i dont know where to go to meet a girl and I think being trad is a nice virtue
>>33912876ftalk about special interests together like commercial aviation and video game lore, enjoy the two kinds of foods i can make well (egg recipes and pancakes).
>>33912979>jojoWhen did a nerdy woman date a chad in that?
>>33912980Did he post your pics or why are you mad?
Atoga needs its own march songs.
>>33912981i watched it when it came out and i felt like it described me in well (girl in hs who is into anime and has no friends), i am the true target audience not men who always appropriate everything.
>>33912876mb1 spanish can read booksa1 german mentally stablefamily oriented
>>33912993>mentally stablelol
>>33912992But I don't think Tomoko dates anybody
>>33912977>polish removerYou mean acetone? Youre talking greek to me i bought acetone cotton and the paint i thought acetone was only used where I made a mistake and painted wrong
>>33912995yes exactly. i also never dated or did anything like that at that age or even after.men who have friends but still appropriate being a loser are indeed strange.
>>33912983"Being trad" isn't a virtue, it's literally just an internet aesthetic with zero substance. If you want to find a person who shares your values you need to actually have values
Why doesn't anyone want me? Like no one sees me and thinks yea I want her. I have to dance like a monkey to get their attention
>>339129871st jojo his wife had zero personality (like a harem protag)2nd arc the love interest had zero personality3nd arc that girl who almost got monkeyed had zero personality
>>33912997I think it's because men are expected to be attracting women or whatever which is why in romance for men the woman is the assertive one Making friends is easy but not getting a lover I guess
>>33912996>>polish removerI think they mean russia or germany
>>33913008Yeah but they aren't nerdy or shy
>>33913007Simple, you're dancing like a monkey for chad because you don't want to talk to the dorks that actually would date you.
>>33913007>I have to dance like a monkey to get their attentionI've only seen females do this for tall buff Chads way out of their league.
>>33913009for men and women it's not that different in the end. but in a lot of female focused romance manga there is typically a "meet cute" moment and then a reallly slow burn romance with a lot of will they won't they and tension that isn't necessarily sexual at all until maybe the very end, depends on the manga (or at least the ones i used to read lol).
>>33913013Erina in Phantom Blood’s whole thing was being painfully shy
>>33913003Look there i dont care about your games of words i think someone who belive in God and is a devot is a good person and thats the end of it. I cant find myself doing so because of my depression i often think about of killing myself so its self explanatory why im not a devot and i dont think going to church or beliving more in God will change my life for better i need a more practical answers. All that being said i do think having a partner who i could rely and support me could do some good since im currently as alone as it can get, no family and all my friends turned against me when i broke up with my ex. Thats all there is to it.
>>33913015Is this real?
>>33913014>>33913016>t. 5/10 mid incel about to troon out who's obsessed with stacyAlways these same parrots.
>>33913021I thought she was just being a Victorian lady, like how Jonathan was being a Victorian gentleman Jojo is more for men though because it's full of buff men fighting each other though
>>33913026ok.
>>33913014Thats mean. you've never seen me
>>33912955Like... skimpy outfits around the house?
>>33913027Do women not like buff men?
>>33913026We simply saw right through her post. No female creature is struggling to get a bf in almost 2026.
>>33913017I just feel like shoujo tends to have the male be the assertive one and romance for guys has the woman being assertiveEven one where the guy was this loner outcast he was still somewhat popular and seemed to be the more assertive one
>>33912996>acetone cottonThere are acetone-free removers, but whatever.>i thought acetone was only used where I made a mistake and painted wrongYou should still swipe each nail with polish remover before painting them. This removes oils from the nail surface, helping the polish go on smoother and last longer.
>>33913034im a guy but ive noticed most prefer an athletic build, followed by a normal build, followed by almost none wanting a jacked or fat build
>>33912773How'd you wound your scotum, my guy?
do femanons get a bit turned on whenever "moid hands" are mentioned and they imagine big strong hands?
>>33913034Some do, but often times women like a man with a nice face and some muscle, not roidmonkeys like in Jojo (though again, some do and there are some female jojo fans lol)This guy wouldn't be in a shoujo romance for women to fantasize about being with, but a shonen action series for men to fantasize about being
>>33912952>tips so i dont make a mess?Practice. And don't be a dumbass.>how do you deal with your nail growth?You're not supposed to keep the nail polish for long enough that nail growth becomes an issue. If you do you will just have to repaint them anyway.>It sounds a pain in the ass to cut the not painted new part... what?I don't think you should paint your nails. You don't seem to fulfil the "not being a dumbass" part.
>>33913052Thats very rude im a imbelice but i can paint my nails
>>33912969>enthusiastic sex whenever they're up for it>frequent headacheshmm
>>33913048>big strong handsWhen I posted mine, I was called a goth girl and a pale woman...
>>33913034Oh fuck off.
>>33913033Sure. But I need to wear underwear if I'm going to sit down at all.
>>33912782Dios mio...
>>33913007>I have to dance like a monkey to get their attentionAre you sure you're not a moid?
>>33913058Just drip on the chair.
>>33913054I'm very loud in general.
>>33913053Yeah? Prove it.
>>33913048i always forget actual men post here until those are posted. normally i always see the average 4chan male as a fag who has dainty hands lmao
>>33913058awesome...I wish I had a wife like you.
>>33913053*headpat
>>33913066Just wait ill be back when im done
>>33913063Not the girl for me.
>>33913035>the whore troon is still trooning outOpinion disregarded
>>33913062I don't want even more of a mess to clean up, plus that's unsanitary.>>33913068But you don't even know how annoying I am yet.>>33913071Exactly, a guy needs a ton of patience around me.
>>33913007That's negative attention, anon.
>>33913067women are so mean...
>>33913076>But you don't even know how annoying I am yet.Tell me!
>>33913063Depends on if your voice is nice.But I could also train you to be not as loud.
>>33913037some of them which i read don't seem to really have an "assertive one". what i remember being common is that the woman makes a first move, befriending the guy and being more brave in general than him, but then becoming more shy and "submissive" around him as the story goes on and she becomes more attracted to him .
GenderWho do you hate more: incels or femcels?
the fact you're at home on a friday night means you're all GAYYYYYYYYYY
>>33913081Well I feel like my history of posting annoying shit ITT speaks for itself.>>33913082I've posted my voice a ton here already. I could find an old voca.And I can't be "trained" to do anything, I'm not a dog. But I can make a conscious effort to lower my volume if that's expressly asked for.
>>33913093I know you have a great voice.Anybody can be trained.
>>33913076Why are you worth it when other girls may require less?
>>33913093>Well I feel like my history of posting annoying shit ITT speaks for itself.Can you give a summary?
>>33913089You
>>33913084You mean tsundere? That seems to be a trope for guys to be honest But I just feel like the guy is usually the initiator when it’s intended for women, when it’s intended for men it varies
>>33913047My guess is he paid a dominatrix to do CBT.
>>33913089FI don't hate anyone
>>33913104Yes you do
>>33913090I'm not at home.
>>33913101a tsundere is nice in shows but actual hell in real life
>>33913105Who
>>33913089MWhy would I hate femcels? lmao
>>33913101that's probably the most common yes, i'm just saying some romance manga meant for women doesn't have it that way and i personally preferred that too. if a story has too many common tropes it becomes boring yknow, even manga/anime.
>>33913112You just showed your anger toward me with your tone.
>>33913089MI hate everyone
I dindt thought abou waiting the paint dry god hell what im gonna do the rest of day
>>33913089M"Incels"
>>33913111Well I assume the foid is way less obviously in love in real life If someone said “It’s n-not like I like you…stupid! Hmph” while blushing I think she’d be autistic but it works in anime Also I do kind of dislike them being more “submissive” because I think I might be a subfag
>>33913117Well yeah I just thought it’s funny how the shy or nerdy one is usually the self insert for the audience Which is why it’s usually not both of them being that way
>>33913126bro...
>>33913117Manga/anime is especially guilty of this.
Have a gay night.
>>33913126You have dogbrain
>>33913066Bitch
>>33913089Incels aren't real.Theres only Volcels who whip up a storm of cope to explain why they choose not to have sex as they mald about not having sex. If it sounds extremely stupid, thats because it is.
>>33913135Thank you Gay Bowser
>>33913095Trained isn't the right word. Maybe taught. Or encouraged. And thanks.>>33913096Idk. I'm sure there are lots women who are more compatible with more men than I am, but my life about finding the right people to share it with, not being generally marketable.>>33913099I'm vocally and intrusively hypersexual with poor impulse control, I have a temper, I'm gullible but find it difficult to admit I'm wrong, I'm a neat/control freak when it comes to some things, I have annoying fears/aversions as well as weird kinks, etc.
>>33913106you're still GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY>>33913114hating something that doesn't exist is indeed very silly
>>33913127>>33913140
>>33913139Based.
>>33913139You were only supposed to paint your nails silly
>>33913139Those suck, anon. Do better next time. :)
i wish i was gay so i could just go on grindr tonight but unfortunately I'm straight as a ruler
>>33913153If it's any consolation, you're definitely gay in the pejorative meaning of the word
>>33913139That's a terrible job.
>>33913153Just talk to femboys or tgirls.
>>33913139very gay indeed
>>33913139Fuck you for posting that.Jesus fucking christ I hate you
>>33913152>>33913151>>33913156tb h guys having messy painted nails is kinda charming
>>33913157no i need pussy i think pussy attached to a woman is the best thing to ever exist AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>33913024I'm not interested in playing games. I genuinely think that you are looking for some direction and my only advice is that you can only figure that out by turning inwards and asking yourself some hard questions. Who are you, who do you want to be, what kind of people do you want around you. Forget about being good or devout, focus more on what you can do for yourself at this point in time.
>>33913161You aren't charming at all.
>>33913121That wasn't anger or hate
>>33913133agree. i'm kinda over anime/manga now because of it, the only one i'm still watching (awaiting a new season) is apothecary diaries.>>33913131yep i never contested your original point, it's so obvious that you shouldn't even have asked lol.
BREAKING NEWS: white boy is off work, drinking a beer and listening to E-40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc
I haven't been quite gay in the last few days. A menacing dark cloud hangs over me. A mist around my head that occludes my judgment. I hope it rains soon and pours because the thought of that rainbow makes me want to keep going. Yet I know the cloud everything with it comes back and makes me want to just get it all over with.
It's such a liberating feeling if you stop giving a shit what women think about you. Fuck it feels so good
>>33913139>pussy immediately deletes it tooaverage atoga male in action lol
I'm havign annxiety
>>33913174As a man, you just gotta tough it out.
>>33913168stop posting shit start listening to good raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUIl92zgRqA>t. whyteboi
I remember when I was scared of posting here. Just felt weird.
>>33913168Is it Wednesday?
>>33913172The second hand is hard fuck
>>33913170Wish I could do that
>>33913174Want some tunes?
>>33913047I got a vasectomy. Everything seems to have gone well, except they didn't close me up at the end as well as they should have. I left the gauze in place, and several hours later, blood had managed to fully soak through it. It was a slow bleed. I went to the ER (urgent care was closed), and got patched up there. Honestly, though, the bleeding was slow enough at that point that I might not have needed to do anything. It's just scary when you're bleeding out of your scrotum.
>>33913177I like De La Soul too but HOW can you hate on E-40 dude
>>33913179Every day is White Boy Wednesday and every season is White Boy Summer in my world
>>33913089You mean malechuds and femchuds? Or male virgins and female virgins?
>>33913183Go complain to your wife weirdo
>>33913183I would really love for you to stop making me read about this.
>>33913187No, vagueposting about a bleeding scrotum and sore balls is more fun.
>>33913139Nice color choice. Nail polish on male hands looks cool. Here's my male hand.
>>33913184oldschool biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchhttps://youtu.be/c_KFlGnh4R8?si=gyQPt8D3wYpjTQVp
>>33913188I'll keep that in mind. I may or may not act on this request.
>>33913203FUCKKK OFFFFFFFFMaking me puke here
>>33913206Thank you for your consideration. It's a bit gruesome for me.
>>33912385based game
>>33913210do it, right now
>>33913212GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYGEE
Odds = chipotleEvens = frozen pizzaDubz = bar and lije 3 beers and an app
>>33913211Bleeding out of my scrotum was very gruesome for me as well, let me tell you. Pulling away the blood-drenched gauze for the first time was a horrifying experience.
>>33913216I can only imagine but would really, really prefer not to.
>>33913219That makes sense. I wouldn't want to imagine it either.
>>33913200I hope she dies
>>33913165Stfu bitch >>33913203Nice anon! The second hand was the real hell but i managed somehow
atoga really is just r9gaycels and troons now, what a sad fate. men cannot be saved anymore.
>>33913223That seems pretty mean.
>>33913203>>33913214
>>33913227I'm still not quite sure how /r9k/ turned into what it did. I posted there a couple times the week it opened, but that's it.
>>33913225Die asap
'Cause I never liked a punk, who beat up on his girlIf you don't have game, then let her leave your worldWe took his girl with us, with him she rode the busShe gave the boy the finga', and the sucka starts to cusshttps://youtu.be/QElKVs56z48?si=-cJ6yPYqSIrUPojI
>>33913225>The second hand was the real hell but i managed somehowGood job. It's always harder to do it with your non-dominant hand.
>>33913237The problem was to clean without fucking up the already done one
What do you guys and gals think of people who only message sporadically?
>>33912385How long am I supposed to stay at my qt bosses birthday house gathering especially if I don't plan on drinking?Age range of most guests in guessing is late 20s and 30s. And what should I be expecting from such an event?I don't think I've been to an adult birthday gathering without kids or wasn't a daytime barbeque event since I was in my early 20s
>>33913237>>33913240>>>/lgbt/
>>33913243MIf someone is only messaging you sporadically, it means you're not a priority for them. End of story, no excuses.
My favorite streamer is on, goodbye. :^o
>>33913243What >>33913246 said.If somebody doesn't fit your level of energy, either drop them or adjust your own behavior accordingly.
>>33913243People who have nothing better to do than type into their smartphone whereever they go are sus
Silly foids are you silly like that?
Is it wrong to date many girls online? It feels fun, like a game. And I still haven't had sex with any of them, it's only been ERP and nudes. So why not?
Women how do i get you affection and attention?
>>33913243MI don't mind it, certainly not if it's someone I see in real life occasionally or an old friend who lives far away.
>>33913256I've done it before, but it's ultimately a waste of time if it never leads to anything irl.
Who's worse? Ihatewomenposter or Sillyfoidposter?
Hey guys, what are we arguing about today?
>>33913215Prime: you starve
>>33913268Skub, like always
>>33913265>ultimately a waste of timeIt's true, but it's fun. They send nudes, wish me good morning, moan in voice messages, and buy me gifts, they're like my own little support brigade.
>>33913271>SkubMy beloved
>>33913271Fuck Skub, all my homies hate Skub
>>33913253i'm skinny but i never understand this trope. do people say this? every single time in my life i've been asked if i'm hungry, i never say no.
>>33913245Actually
>>33913281And this is why the fag anon wears heels too and justifies it as being masculine kek.
>>33912947You do?
>>33913281That looks like AIslop.
>>33913291You would be correct. That's Google's Gemini summarizing something.
>>33913290Yeah B)
>>33912952File for growth dealing. I usually round my nails. You can make a reasonable mess as long as you don't glob it on too thick on your cuticle. The small mistakes you can easily peel off after thorough drying by just soaking/washing your hands.
>>33913266Both
Women, which one of you keeps making my dick slip out of the fly of my underwear today? It's annoying.
What is skub?
>>33913306Me
>>33913306How fucking tiny is your dick that it can actually slip out of the fly of your underwear? Holy shit, I can't believe anyone would willingly post something like this.
>>33913316Not very tiny, around 6".>>33913310Freakin jerk
Still seething after being jeeted and defeated
>>33913321Whomst?
This thanksgiving is about to hit so fucking hardEspecially with the government shutdown, we're about to see unbelievable levels of plane crashes.
>>33913327This was only year 1 of term 2 lolCountry's doooooomed
>>33913266Ihatewomenposter is a jeet which makes it even funnier
a girl approached me for the first time ever (at 20) yesterday. i wasnt expecting it and she basically asked me what my name was and we talked about our networking class. i kinda started getting scared and i told her i had a really important phone call to take (lie) and walked off. she said "oh, i'll leave you be, my bad". i feel like a retarded 5th grader typing this but is this salvageable? or am i misinterpreting the whole thing?um she also said i had nice shoes like a week prior, this wasnt the first time it happened.sorry
>>33913243Literally me, I messaged a girl weeks after we matched on Tinder and got a date within the same day, these people just sit around all day waiting on you lmao
>>33913243FIdeal. Clingy and attention-hungry extroverts are very hard to deal with. Stresses me out if it takes me a day to come up with a response and then the cunt instantly gets online and asks 5 more questions within seconds.
>>33913325Ihatewomenposter got doxxed after he posted his face on /r9k simping for attention
>>33913337You sound unpleasant.
>>33913332>is this salvageable?maaayyybee. But you're going to have to approach her next time. ASAP>for the first time ever>this wasnt the first time it happened
>>33913337Lmao incels demand answers
>>33913358i'll do thatand i just said it was the first time because the shoe thing was an offhand comment almost, i didnt say anything back other than "thank you" and even then it was really quiet
>>33913139That is a brown man painting his nails holy shit what a fucking faggot
>>33913332Depends on how sensitive she is and how convincing your lie was. You can't know either factor so you just have to try and salvage it.She's shown clear interest, whether platonic or romantic, and you've effectively rejected her, so you have to make the next move and show her that you really are interested and aren't just tolerating her because you're too shy to tell her to fuck off.
>>33913356Men occasionally tell me that when they discover I have clear boundaries I stick to.
Men, everyone tells me that the only way to get over my unrequited love is to meet someone new. But how would you feel if you found out that a woman is with you only because she is trying to forget someone else? I think I already know the answer
>>33913337Don't listen to them. I love you
White men are being psyopped everywhere, all types of media is being co-opted into pushing WMBW relationshipsWhat's happening?
>>33913371NTA. For what it's worth, I disagree with that anons assessment of you.
>>33913374I wouldn't feel good about that. I think that's pretty terrible advice.I think the only way to get over it is to let time pass. I wouldn't be comfortable with using someone as a rebound either.
Women that treat their friends like a higher priority than your boyfriend, why?
>>33913374That’s basically everywoman I’ve been with, they are mentally and spiritually owned by the first guy that gave them an orgasm
>>33913376Isn't everyone in Avatar Asian? Why am I replying to this in earnest?
>>33913374Don't get with me until you've gotten over that someone else.
>>33913385KEKED
>>33913387I don't get what's funny.
>>33913380They offer more support and emotional intimacy than my bf does
>>33913376That girl's IRL equivalent is Filipina.Also, neck yourself.
>>33913354Almost.
>>33913371That's fantastic, and I mean that genuinely. Clear and strict boundaries are excellent for your own well-being and any prospective partners. But if it takes you all day to respond a single time and you find a mere five questions to be stressful, I can't imagine how anyone would have an enjoyable relationship with you. It's difficult for me to wrap my head around the idea that your ideal friendship is one where, what, you send a meme back and forth every couple of days?
>>33913389You just admitting to cucking yourself, I was to write the word cuck but it came out even more funnier
>>33913374Personally, I wouldn't mind it as long as you don't shove it in my face or anything. We all have past experiences, past heartbreaks, past whatevers. Again, as long as you're trying and not shoving it in my face, we can fall in love together
>>33912385Thoughts on females who have male room mates? (Just her and some other guy)Is it safe to assume they have some sort of FWB situation going on?
Addicted to fermented Beans
>>33913387>>33913395Keep your fetish to yourself.What he said hss nothing to do with it.
Women, why do you need to go on the comment section of your husband’s underwear brand, to tell everybody that he love those underwear?
Is having an autistic girlfriend like owning a nervous dog?
ENTJ just woke up and will now shit up the thread for the next 12 hours.
>>33913367Were not in the 90's anymore bud
Woman are you in your Luteal phase?
>>33913384What?>>33913391Flips are black, why should I neck myself? For noticing a psyop?
>>33913397Not if they pay rent 50/50.If one of them does not pay rent, that at least raises an eyebrow. Does one of them live there for free "just because"?
>33913403Rent free namefags live in your head kill yourself no friends haver
>>33913407>What?Literally everyone in Avatar is Asian, there are no white people.
>>33913402Depends.If she stinks, is ugly, loud and obnoxious, then yeah.
>>33913408This is basically just a relationship at this point, you guys come up with the lamest ideas imaginable
>>33913409Where are your friends? Hanging out with your tradcath latina wife and tinder matches?
>>33913404You suck other men’s cock and take it up the ass kill yourself poofter
>>33913412What?
>>33913408>Not if they pay rent 50/50.Lol, there is no way I won't fuck my roommate.
Women are you mad at us?
>33913414>so mindbroken after getting doxxed he doesn’t even know what to post anymoreKEK
>>33913417If you rape your roommate, that will most likely not go well.
I WANT A WOMAN'S CHEST TO USE AS A PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>33913415Eeeew no, I only do mouth to dick and dick to dick, dick to ass is a big nono
>>33913410They look white
>>33913421NTAWho got doxxed?
>>33913403I haven’t seen him post in ages what happened to him?
https://youtu.be/FrrXKYnN5U8
>>33913427I hope you get HIV and die don’t reply to me faggot
>>33913424I'm so smooth I can brainwash anyone into having sex with me if we're left alone in a room long enough.
>>33913428Aang is clearly Tibetan
>>33913408Apparently he goes away frquently for work. But she does complain about his habits a fair bit. Like cleaning at stupid times. Buying and brining in bulky stuff.Not sure what the rent arrangement is, if he pays slightly less due to travelling for work. But I do know that basically all the house furniture is hers.I'm guessing it's a situation where she had to find a place quick to move into, realised she is probably struggling with rent then had someone come in to rent a room?
>>33913318I slip it through with my mind powers
>>33913421>still posting here after being doxxed He probably doesn’t care how badly he fucks his life up because it’s already in shambles lol
>Arguing over the races of american-made chinese cartoonsRegards
>>33913437Oh so it's a concrete case?Why didn't you say so?Just ask her/him if they aree together.
>>33913375>>33913378I appreciate it but these are a bit much coming from people I don't know well, this is the sort of thing I usually have to leave on read for 2 weeks.>>33913394I never send memes to anyone and neither does my boyfriend. If he sends me something non-urgent I answer verbally once he gets home. Is exchanging mildly humorous Minions pictures truly considered the cornerstone of a healthy relationship nowadays?
>>33913442I had no idea 4chan was srs bsns
>>33913436I think he's based on Shaolin shit
>>33913440Do it again haha lol
>>33913442>RegardsGM SAAR KINDEST REGARDS TO YOU
>>33913444>Is exchanging mildly humorous Minions pictures truly considered the cornerstone of a healthy relationship nowadays?Absolutely not, and I have no idea how you'd get that impression from my post.
>>33913452I see that you're the most highly regarded poster in the room right now
I have negative charisma
>>33913450I'm sure you're right. I remember a bumper airing when the show was new where the series creators talked about all of the various influences they drew from when making it, and I do remember them calling out kung fu as an inspiration
>>33913444>I usually have to leave on read for 2 weeks.Nta but what's your mental illness?Ocd, adhd, apd or something else?
>>33913407>why should I neck myselfPosting UB slop.
>>33913444>this is the sort of thing I usually have to leave on read for 2 weeksI get it.
>>33913456Charisma is literally the easiest stat to raise.
>>33912545MBlack
Do you love me? Do you need me?
>>33913463How?
>>33913465Nobody even knows you.
>>33913444>leave on read for 2 weeksI would block you faster, bitch.
>>33913453>>33913458Then what's the matter? Some people don't like to text. There was a time before mobile phones and no one was losing their shit and calling people miserable and mentally ill for not wanting to answer 6 low effort letters randomly delivered to them throughout the day.
>>33913460UB is basedOink oinkI love slop
>>33913463>>33913467Real. Just talk to people and don't be obnoxious P.S. Talk about them more
>>33913450You're wrong. The air nomads are based on Tibetans. The earth kingdom is China.
>>33913472Narcissism and avoidant it is then.
>>33913467Read books, watch guides, practice with your girlfriends, nothing hard.
>>33913468But i know you
>>33913479Very cool.
>>33913476Tibet is China
>>33913472>There was a time before mobile phonesHow old are you?
>>33913476You Think Tibet is like somehow Not in Asia?
>>33913476I’m guessing the water people are Inuit, and maybe the earth people are Korean?
I feel like insulting some moid's mother. Moids do it to each other all the time
>>33913481动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>33913488I’ll say something unnecessarily mean to you if you insult my mom >:|
>>33913488if you do that, i'll cry
>>33913407I'M A BITCHMY NAME'S ROBERTSUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERTI'M A BITCH, YEAH, I'M SUCH A FUCKING BITCH
>>33913477I'm sure you disagree vehemently but I believe that diagnosing strangers with personality disorders in an attempt to insult them based on their texting preferences says a great deal more about a person's mental state than sporadic texting.>>3391348229, why? I didn't claim to be alive then, though people definitely weren't expected to respond to random chit chat within 24 hours in my adolescence.
>>33913488Men do it with shared understanding, because it's not real.When a women do it, they say it with pure vitriol in their heart because they're heart linked to hell, and their heart is a portal to satan's anus.
>>33913397I’ve had plenty of female room mates and I’ve slept with almost all of them, usually their friends too.
>>33913493>>33913494>>33913499Your mom sucks cocks under the bridge, that's how you still have something to eat
>>33913503You got a lopsided pussy and your hair looks dead
>>33913503Cool, your mom gave birth to you.
>>33913505YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStraight up killed a bitch
>>33913486The point is that Tibet has nothing to do with shaolin.>>33913487The earth people are Chinese.
Would it be weird to ask JH to adopt me being I'm in my late 20s?
>>33913503gonna kms
>>33913501Why are women such easy whores, you can bet most had bfs
>>33913503Thanks for bringing mother's up, mines dead but haha funny memes.
Someone keeps harassing me with anonymous messages saying "you need to stop." What are they talking about?
today i had a talk w my mother and she straight up called me a disappointment
>>33913513you need to stop.
>>33913513You need to stop..
>>33913513you need to stop
>>33913497>though people definitely weren't expected to respond to random chit chat within 24 hours in my adolescenceDifferent times, different expectations. The world changes, and whether you accept these changes or not is your choice. But many people adapted long ago, or were born when it was already the norm. So to them, you come off as an extremely self-centered narcissist, whether you want to or not.
>>33913513you need to stop!
>>33913510They didn’t, don’t be a bitter bitch-boy
>>33913514And.. are you?
>>33913526Yes, I am a disappointment to my mother, I majored in Political Science.
>>33913451Okay but I won’t tell you when
>>33913514Nowhere to go from there but up
>>33913526a bit, but i have done amazing progress according to my doctors!
Do you believe they are telling the truth?
>>33913535Who?
>>33913532youre right, thanks anon, i think i will write this down
>>33913523Lol you know they did, why simp
>>33913538Hell yeah. Hang in there.
>>33913535the government? obviously not
>>33913521>So to them, you come off as an extremely self-centered narcissist, whether you want to or not.I know a lot of active texters and not one of them has taken issue with my slow responses. I also know a lot of sporadic texters who aren't any less popular than their active peers. Texting just isn't as big of a deal for most people as it is for you.
>>33913537the people>>33913542What are they lying about?
>>33913531Lewd
>>33912545MPower Metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M299dZyo0U
Called them Edomites again award
>>33913552okay this genuinely scared me i think im gonna cry why would you put that pic here this is horrible i hate you what the fuck
Are zoomers really surprised that there exists old people on the internet?
Girls being so promiscuous and prone to cheating is depressing
>>33913558What, a man can't even post a selfie without scaring the girls now?It's over..
Women if your clit grew into a dick for 10 seconds and then returned to normal, do you think anyone would believe you?
>>33913508Depends. Post cock stats and about how much money in groceries you need per week.
>>33913562yes you scared me what the fuck even is this thing why does the pig have hair
>>33913565I wouldn't even believe me. I'd assume it was a hallucination or waking nightmare.
Should i ever tell my future wife about the time i shat myself in university?
>>33913566Why do you need to know what your new son's cock looks like?
>>33913567It's a mirror, silly
>>33913566nta, but sleeping with your adopted son is still incest.
>>33913559One of them said "imagine being in class of 2013" while wishing they were older to me yesterday, so yesA lot of them can't conceive of a world that existed before 2000
>>33913572How about you tell us?
>>33913573>>33913576I immediately regret not thinking for longer than a second before assuming it was like a human pet adoption thing.
>>33913565i have seen the walls of my room bend, i have breathed underwater, i saw a giant spider attack me and just dissipate, i also saw a dragon but im pretty sure it was a helicopter so it doesnt count, but the rest really happened
>>33913580A likely story. Tell it to the judge
>>33913582I'll go make dinner instead of continue posting. I deserve to be punished for my poor comprehension.
>>33913578Who do they think built the internet?
Women name one Transformer that isn't Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron or Starscream.
>>33913572ooh ooh, tell me! tell all the anons!
>>33913581I was walking through a forest where all the plants had black leaves and it was populated by giant insectoid creatures that fed on the semen from my dick and balls for their nutrients.
>>33913513SAAR DO NOT RDEEM THE DOXX YOU NEED TO STOP POO
>JH is into petplay
>>33913590God.
>>33913566Around 5 to 6 inches with 3.5 girth.Does this make mama happy?I can survive on like $80 if it's adorable for you but I'm willing to compromise.
>>33913580What I like about you is that your mind is always on cock.
>>33913590Genuinely, I have no fucking idea. They would flip if they learned about usenet, probablyMaybe even shit like the Sega Channel would blow their minds lol
>>33913591Men can't name one either. You sound like you got bullied in school for talking about a bunch of dumb shit no one cares about.
Imagine if JH was a horse
>>33913593i think you are laughing at my experiences but i cant really read your intentions
>>33913579>>33913592Well, my dad was driving me to class early in the morning. My stomach starting acting up. I couldn't hold it in, and i shat myself a bit (it didnt get on the seat). Quickly went into a mall(?) and used their toilet, then went home
>>33913600Are you calling her a dickhead?
My knees been hurting.Too much walking I think.
>>33913610Too much sucking cocks
>>33913608Did anyone follow you?
>>33913591none, autist fandom
Femanons, do you like the other femanons in this thread?
>>33913595No.>>33913597NO.>>33913600Well yes, but NO.I really need to think before I post next time.>>33913604I wish.>giant titsI also wish.
I used to do this special gulp thing with water when I swallowed pills, but lately I've mastered the skill of just swallowing pills like food.Game Changer, fr fr.I can just take my prescription and my stack, put them in my palm, and just dump them in my mouth and swallow them easily.
>>33913608once i pissed myself and purposely let my water bottle spill on me so i could just pretend
What does JH even look like
>>33913619The ones we currently have, yes.
>>33913591NAG but uh Galvatron, Unicron, Soundwave, Arcee, Jazz, Rodimus Prime and GrimlockSoundwave is easily the coolest. I owned a couple of the toys and watched the animated movie
>>33913625She's pretty cute.
Women what is your biggest pipe dream?
>>33913619yes
>>33913625Hot.
>>33913629Prove it right now
>>33913625I swear we have this conversation ever three months when the new batch of anons come in
>>33913633No thanks.I'm not one to share.
I often become depressive and feel tired and detached from the world around me during phases where I feel like I'm not want to be in life. Is this just pure depression or is it a symptom of a chronic illness? I have a family history of some mild autoimmune stuff so I'm not sure if it's more physical or mental or one playing off the other.
>>33913625my head canon is Tessa Thompson
>>33913637Would JH like to share?What does JH stand for?
>>33913625The closest you'll ever know is by finding the ancient toonme collage and mentally collating the different filtered segments to imagine the common original portrait.
>>33913622Sorry to disappoint you, wait a damn minute.Why did I give you my measurements, more important why did you ask for them in the first place?
>>33913601>Sega ChannelHad to look that up. To be honest it's kind of blowing my mind. And I say that as someone who lived through that time period as a teenager.
>>33913649Pretty cool, right?
>>33913644So, nothing
State gender.If you were given the power to choose a specific age or age range at which all people would stop aging, how would you enact it? You could set the same age/age range for both genders, or choose separate ones.
>>33913630Parenthood.>>33913629>>33913632Compliments on a Friday feels too good to be true.>>33913640Pic rel, though I haven't retaken it in a while.
>>33913652So I have a chance?>>33913655Would
>>33913625Like a brown pear with a black mop on top, acrylic talons and hoop earrings.
>>33913654MEverybody stops aging at 35.
>>33913628>Soundwave is easily the coolest.nta but based>>33913643jizz hater, my based newfriend
>>33913625I think she's blatinx so she probably has scars from favela knife fights
>>33913643No, and jizz hater.>>33913648>why did you ask for them in the first place?Honestly it was the first thing that came to mind to say. Maybe something is wrong with me.
>>33913658Wouldn't
>>33913654would we be immortal like vampires
>>33913625Search “pardo face” in the archives
>>33913643It actually stands for Jeans Hole
>>33913658I feel so understood.
>>33913667I guess so.
>>33913660>>33913663She's a lesbian?
>>33913654Mfor men 25-35for women 20-30
I am unsalvageable. I will forever be in love with fictional women.
>>33913603I just wanted to know who number 5 is :(
>>33913673Bi.
>>33913673no, that's korrasami poster, who's on her lesbian honeymoon right now and "allegedly" will never come back. But you know what, just lurk for a while until you learn enough about her on your own, or look up "JH" on the archives to find her lore
>>33913679Hot
>>339136752D can never be replaced, but the right 3D can make their own place in your heart as well.In theory at least.
>>33913663Something is wrong with all of us, look where we are.Seriously though don't be so hard on yourself, mistakes happen it's what makes you human. I was low-key legit wanting to be adopted desu, I wanted to make your wish of being a mother come true.
>>33913685I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted though
good night guys i love you all
>>33913691<3
>>33913654F 8-15 for males.10-18 for females.
>>33913685My wish to be a mother is specifically to give birth. Like if we're talking the ideal scenario I'd like.
>>33913691Nigh, i'm about to jack it to some VR severance parody porn.
>>33913659>>33913674Bullshit you’re both uggos
>>33913693Why?
>>33913657>So I have a chance?No she's already taken
>>33913693JH, chill.
>>33913693PEDO
>>33913643It actually stands for her jeet hater
She didn't reply to my "nice to meet you" text I sent last night. We met that afternoon, but had seen each other at the gym without speaking for probably 2-3 years. Is it over?
>>33913658
Women, do you want a RETVRN?
>>33913693HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?
>>33913711she cute
>>33913681>giving anon 4chan homework to look through five years and tens of thousands of posts That's evil.>>33913711But not as evil as this thing.
>>33913694I'm sure you can talk about the possibility with your boyfriend, I sincerely hope it happens one day you'd be such a fantastic mom.You deserve the best and so does your partners, have a wonderful night/day/evening.
>>33913709If your goal is to continue speaking then why are you sending an end message? Why not continue with something like ", I think we really clicked and I'd like to get to know you more. How does Dinner next weekend sound?"
I love whipped butter so much.
>>33913716>five yearsHow long has she lurked these threads??
>>33913711>>33913715>>33913716Sharing a couple of more alternatives it gave me.
Major MAJOR fumble. I am so fucking mad right now.Finally bagged the fat assed brown tomboy and absolutely fucking blew it.I hadn't had sex in 4 months and masturbated a week ago so WHY THE FUCK DID I PREMATURELY CUM?! This was meant to be peak sex and I ruined it. I have only done so like 5 times in my life so why now? I lasted barely 6 minutes and barely thrusted at all and she was so eager we got no foreplay, I think she felt bad and said "I'm gonna cum" then and there and "came" as I forced it to stay hard one more minute and thrusted like my life depended on it. But... this is just her trying to convince me she enjoyed it... right?Ladies she probably just pretended to make me feel better? She was tighter and more "squeezey" than other girls but... thete's no way she came as quick as me right? She was also playing with her clit the whole time while I sucked her tits but there's no way she came that wuick from clit play while I fucked so badly right? Idk. Answer.
>>33913717Thanks. Are you going to keep looking for a sugar mommy?
>>33913727Would
>>33913727
>>33913728>I hadn't had sex in 4 months and masturbated a week ago so WHY THE FUCK DID I PREMATURELY CUM?!Maybe because you have not jacked off in a week?
>>33913729Maybe, but I'll figure something out to get by.
>>33913736I have had sex before while going 12 days without jacking off and lasted hours man.This hasn't happened in years.
>>33913720Well, usually I send a "it's nice to meet you text" then I get a "oh it's nice meeting you too!" reply and then have a text conversation the next day. I didn't ask if she was single, but I figured that was implicit when I asked for her number. I can still double text her since it wasn't really a conversation starter, but I haven't picked something to ask her out to. Lowkey, I've been wanting to go to ice skating. I like how you phrased it though, so I might use something along those lines in the followup.
Millennials, is it true you don’t make big purchases on your phone?
>>33913746I never really thought about it too hard, but yeah. I guess I don't.
>>33913726Five years.
>>33913746Yes.
>>33913746I prefer to use cash when buying drugs and shit
>>33913746I make most purchases on my phone actually.
>>33913728No sex in 4 months, I compromised. Came in 6 minutes.
>>33913699Because I have a strong aesthetic preference for youthful features. Luckily enough, I myself have a rather neotenous appearance, so that I look quite a bit younger than I really am, but I seriously loathe the thought of that ever changing. I really can't imagine growing old. Also, I decided to have the age range for males be lower in order to mitigate hairiness, excess muscularity and so on.
>>33913760So it's you putting chemicals in the water
>>33912945I don't have any pics saved and can't even see them on UK 4plebs or imgur lol
GenderDid you ever whore yourself? Like, taken money for sex?
>>33912945Also I don't know who Swiss is desu, I just hear her mentioned along with this Sarge person lol >>33913755I mean how else are you going to buy drugs lmaoDo these modern dealaz have venmo or something lmao
>>33913760Fempedo vibes.
>>33913766Don’t reply to me pajeet you’re doxxed and banned
>>33913765Nigga I can't give my dick away for free, what makes you think I can charge money for it?
>>33913765I sold my virginity to a girl in the context of her paying me with sex and she wanting it to brag
I think I overloaded my washing machine
>>33913766Having a lie?
>>33913765F. Does doing something I don't usually do with my bf because he promised something in return count? It's practically transactional.
>>33913773thump thump thump thump
chippi chippi chappa chappa
>>33913778
>>33913759... You know. Quasimodo predicted all this.
Waka lakahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6xX06p8eHg
I think I'm going to drink vodka and play FTL
>>33913765MNot much. I've sucked a few cocks for pocket change.
Men, honestly, how important it is to have a big rack when I want to be sexy? I repeat, sexy, not pretty, beautiful, cute and so on
>>33913783Semper games, drunkard
>>33913783Drink water, stay healthy.
I want to find whoever decided that arugala was edible and gouge his eyes out.
>>33913786I prefer small, so, it has the opposite effect on me.
>>33913786It doesn’t really matter anymore
>>33913786MNot important at all in my opinion. Legs and hips are much more important.A pretty face and good hair also carries.
women why dont you like men?
>>33913766>I don't know who Swiss isbut you dated her
>>33913786It's very important, but you can make up for it with a slutty outfit.
>>33913786It certainly makes it much easier.
>>33913786The sexiest woman I ever met in person was a flatty
>>33913789Meh, it's far from my favorite vegetable, but it's not THAT bad.
>>33913786I don’t care how big her tits are as long as she has a loooooong body
>>33913800My cum tastes better.
>>33913789Just don't eat it. Personally I have nothing against it.
>>33913805How do you know what your own cum taste like? Gaylord
>>33913786Keira Knightley exists
>>33913807All men have tried their own cum, and if they say otherwise, they're insecure liars.
>>33913807ntayou're lying if you say you've never tasted your own. Every man has done this
>>33913788Thanks anon.
>>33913808Balding man
women, honestly, how important it is to have a big dick when I want to be sexy?
>>33913806I don't eat it, but a lot of places use it as a garnish and dump half a pound of the shit on everything. I wanted beef tongue, not beef tongue buried under a mountain of grass trimmings.
*boinggg*(sound of my erection)
Is it a bad thing that this is the only general I go to at this point? I don't really use other boards or threads as much as I used to.
>>33913826Yes.OUT, Nigga, GETOUT!
>>33913825jh moment
>>33913826/atoga/ is practically its own micro website within 4chan.
>>33913825
Did kitten poster get banged on Halloween night?
>>33913821Beef tongue with arugula sounds tasty actually.
>>33913835No, she stayed inside and cried about being loveless.
>>33913837After getting piped by chad
>>33913836beef tongue is tastyI always order it when I go to yakiniku.
Women scare me.
>>33913842me too
>>33913836Not as tasty as beef tongue without arugala.
>>33913786Not important, lots of sexy women are flatties>>33913783Sounds basedI had some cider earlier and playing shitty online games for pennies>>33913796What??>>33913808What a baddie>>33913826It could be worse
>>33913847Tastier probably.>>33913839Now I'm hungry.
>>33913842Boo!
>>33913849>I had some cider earlier and playing shitty online games for penniesHow you feelin now? What games?
Women, what did you learn in your hoe phase?
>>33913778Ayy I was listening to that the other day kek>>33913769PLEASE MAM DO NOT REDEEM>>33913765No but honestly I would at this point in my life>>33913654Men should stop aging at 20 and women at 40
>>33913831That what makes it so easier to doxx incels
>>33913786It's not necessary at allAnd if your self-esteem needs it I can post a sexy flat white girl too.
>>33913855To have abortions
>>33913853Stop, you just made me cum!Now you better clean it up.
>>33913860Look at that tight tummy. White, American women could never. I hate this place.
>>33913859>so easier
>>33913859ban evading already, are we entj?
>>33913865It's because they have children's bodies.Liking them makes you a pedo moid
Lap empty
Why doesn't male consent matter?
>>33913826this is pretty much the only thread I ever use nowadays too. I hate what 4chan has become so much>>33913839I don't mind European style beef tongue, but I've never had East Asian styleThey do much better tripe than we do thoLiver is about equal
>>33913874Because men are rapists
>he’s literally doxxed and thinks reporting will save his street shitter assLmao
>>33913865You could've just asked bro
Fellow men, what is the sound of your erection? >>33913825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXqDc6I1NP8
>>33913884https://youtu.be/QGm7W0KZen4
>>33913884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTdfA5aTpY
>>33913884https://youtu.be/qZC5gtOw3DU?si=d0ZA43_UjdoOMEh7
Uhhh
>>33913884A choir if female moaning.
>>33913895atsga
>>33913895huh?
Hi hihih i hi hi. Do you remember me?
>>33913882Yoo that fit goes hard lolI love blonde girls>>33913854Eh I'm okay thanks hbu?At least I have enough cash to go to the butchers in the morning and get my friend a birthday present (then have to go to my shitty job and then call my mom in the evening)What you up to
Don’t let the days go by
>>33913899Yo who dis
>>33913902I'm trying. It's hard to get back into working out after a month of not being allowed to do anything after the surgery
TF2 or work more on my novel
>>33913907Lazy cunt go to work
plap
>>33913619yes, of course >>33913781waka laka's a thing to play foreverjust to be together (just to be together!)waka laka's so magical and tendermusical and wonder fantasy !!
>>33913899Who?
>>33913899Yes, you're faggot-kun
Does your thread crush know you like them?
>>33913916Yes.
>>33913916It really doesn't matter
>>33913916Yup, and it seems to be mutual
>>33913916My thread crush has been banished to the shadow relm.
>>33913916I'm too ugly to have a thread crush.
Why is reddit considered sacrilege around here?
>>33913916my magic 8 ball says "Better not tell you now"
>>33913923Every online community outside of reddit hates reddit.
What does your sleep paralysis demon look like? Mine looks like pic related
>>33913902subscribe to pewdiepie
Women would it be alright if I approached you while you work and asked your number?
>>33913923Old rivalry from the early 2010s that wasn't helped by an influx of users from Reddit coming here specifically to post things that would get them banned there but refused to lurk and assimilate into the established culture on the siteNow the site is mostly those people
>>33913916If she does, that'd explain why I get ignored. But nobody likes me so why bother trying to like them.
>>33913916crush my balls hahaha
>>33913932Sure, it's also because the people who post there all have retarded opinions.
What should I do if I'm still a virgin at 24m?
>>33913939Kys or pay a hooker
>>33913939Become 25
>>33913927He looked like a human-shaped shadow.I haven't had sleep paralysis in around three years. The last time I did, I made my... soul, I guess? sit up despite my body being unable to move, and I told him to leave and never come back.He jumped, visibly surprised and scared by what he saw, and he scampered away. I haven't had sleep paralysis since.The experience felt like lucid dreaming.
>>33913927Dunno, never seen it, my room is too dark. But it talks to me, climbs on my bed, and one time got inside my mattress to try to hug me from within. I think it's female.
>>33913938It’s the same here especially the pajeets that cross post between platforms
>>33913884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-akYFqw2Z8
>>33913938Well, of course. I didn't think that warranted explaining
>>33913942I'm going to be 25 in like 6 months.
Anyone born after 2000 is cringe. Kys
>>33913923We have an inherently diametric difference in ethos; they have a voting system and public profiles, we are anonymous.
>>33913950seems like you've got nothing to worry about then.
>>339139512000 babies are allowed past the velvet rope imo
>>33913954How so?
>>339139566 more months and you won't have to worry about being a 24 year old virgin.
>>33913951Zooming is based fuck off oldfags and die already the new guard take over
>>33913959You accidentally a word or two there junior. You know how fast you were goin
>>339139552000 babies are allowed only in the wood chipper
>>33913962Nah 25+ is fine. It's weird that you can be that old and not remember 9/11 but whatever
>>33913961>You accidentally a word or two therePoint made dementia faggot enjoy being bashed by H1B niggers in your nursing home oldfag pedo
Would you date a woman who doesn't eat vegetables?
>>33913964It's zoomies that watch the most interracial pedo porn. A for effort there tho kiddo
>>33913965No her breath probably stinks like shit and she has an impacted colon
>>33913965No
>>33913965I don't and I've fucked over 65+ men at 23
>>33913964You guys have your own website. Go hang out on the sharty where we can't bother you.
>>33913967>brings up porn unprovoked Kek imagine being a coomer over the age of 30 completely mindbroken and single
>>33913965Probably not.
>>33913973Kiss my ass zoomie vroom vroom I go on my motorcycle
>>33913968You mean you wouldn't digitally disimpact your girlfriend's colon? That's what true love is.
>>33913916The only person I've crushed on here is bimbo-chanShe said she'd sleep with me but not date me and then stopped posting when she got a chad bf
>>33913975Yes.
>>33913968If you don't fuck a girl in the ass I wouldn't think your any good in bed
>>33913976Zoomies like that nasty ass play stuff.
>>33913972>>33913976Making failed incels seethe is way more fun tho move out of your moms basement chud and have sex virgin copers
>>33913986I own my own house and lost my virginity 13 years ago, when I was 17.
>>33913986I'm not living with parents pal
>>33913939Whatever you want >>33913965Sure, but I'd be a bit concerned for her diet... as long as you're getting your vitamins in other ways>>33913971That's impressive lmao>>33913975Please keep them out of here (jk I like Americans)>>33913854Oh yeah I'm playing this shitty game rn called Harvest Land (but the music slaps ngl and the southern belle is a baddie), made like 30 bucks from it lol
>>33913975Sounds fun, I'm curious what happens to America in a 50 year timespan if all of us white people left.
>>33913986I moved out of my mom's house bc she kicked me out lolCouchsurfing life dude
>go outside and have sex or something Oldfags don’t you feel embarrassed to be posting here?
The last time I jacked it I was thinking about femanons
>>33913997Waow same but just one of them
>>33913995Outside sex is so fucking fun though really humiliates the girl your with
if the last message my boyfriend sent me was last night and he hasnt texted me since is he starting to find me annoying? This must be the third time this has happened, he used to text me in the morning before
>>33914001No he's just with a side chick
Women, are you excited for the new season of His Zesty Majesty?
>>33913997>>33913998wow, jacking to femanons itt
Might go to bed early tonight since I'm just that cool and exciting
women are dumb. Agree?
To the men bros in this thread.I highly recommend properly dusting your onahole, my god, the texture of it feels amazing.silky smooth.
>>33914009I even told her about it later and she liked hearing about it, the sicko
>>33914011Dumb and cute! Mostly cute.
>>33914011Nah, not really
>>33913965No, that's too silly.
men, would you date an ibs femanon
>>33914020Yeah. My condolences
Women would you date a homeless guy if they knew how to fuck
>>33914020ibs isn't real, it's just what women call it when they have a bad diet, bad gut biome, and refuses to drink water and eat fiber.
>>33914020No, don't want to be fucking her doggy style and get my pubes full of shart.
>>33914024What about the guy I know who has I Be Shittin huh, what about him
>>33914026No guys has IBS, if you ask them they'll just go "oh huh, yeah I guess I've been having diarrhea lately"
>>33914029I know a guy who has had it for like 12 years
>>33914030He's a woman.
>>33914001Probably getting bored of you. Just wait a while
>>33914032Dainty, maybe, but not a woman
>>33914034Check his pussy, he lying.
>tfw I take a firm regular shit once per day and barely have to wipe.
>>33914037You literally have your shit together
>>33914035You so nasty anon
Is it gross to drink unsweetened black coffee out of a mug you keep on your desk and don't wash for weeks at a time? In my mind since there's no sugar or milk there's nothing for bacteria to grow on.
God I fucking love cold season/ winter holidays. Thanksgiving, Christmas, new years. State gender.What do you want for Christmas?
>>33914046Pretty gross, yeah. Do you at least rinse it out or is the bottom covered in brown film?
>>33914046It's got your spit.
>>33914049MGirlfriend
>>33914049MA marriageable woman to be my girlfriend
>>33914049Endless Winter.
>>33914050>Do you at least rinse it out or is the bottom covered in brown film?There's not much film.>>33914051That just evaporates, and the hot coffee probably killed the bacteria anyway.
>>33914057lol, not to mention the mold.
>>33914037>wipeLOL
>>33914055>>33914052Will an Ai sexbot count?
>>33912611BEN is an Israel friendly framework.As far as I know, the BEN framework explicitly acknowledges God above all else, and does not preclude the possibility that God's chosen are who they are.If BEN is a creation within the minutia of reality, and as a framework respects the position of God and God's chosen, then I would assume BEN is Israel friendly. It is meant to be a fully altruistic framework, and does not play favorites. It's every human friendly, in technicality, but the framework expressly leaving open that it is NOT meant to be a religious framework or replace anyone's religion, and that it explicitly acknowledged God above all, that fits the bill for being as kosher as something like that can be.
>>33914063NO!
>>33914059There's no mold. It's too dry and the boiling water I pour in every morning would kill it anyway.
Few things compare to the simple joy of a nice blanket.
>the year is 2065>men all dipped from society to live happily ever after with their ai girlfriends>women laughed at first>but they soon realized the severity of the problem as men disappeared from the dating apps>women are now forced to be responsible adults>the last real man sighting was in 2062>desperate femcel hackers are now hacking into random men's ai wife just to body jack and experience love
Maleanons, how do you do your job in supporting women and breaking down the patriarchy?
On thanksgiving I wanna stuff a femanon instead of the turkey.
>>33914073>in supporting women and breaking down the patriarchy?I let them pay for my dinner.Chop chop, girlies, dismantle the patriarchy, one date at a time!
My cats are running around in the front yard and jumping into piles of dead leaves. Just thought you guys should know
>>33914077Imagine if someone drove a ride-on mower over those piles of leaves right now.
>>33914080I don't think that would be good for my cats
>>33914073I give cute girls on the internet my money
>>33914073I treat them like men (they hate it)
>>33914070A cute foid to share the blanket with.
>>33914070Wool socks.
I'm debating on whether I should keep letting my hair grow out or not.
>>33914022anons i dont have ibs btw lmao>>33914062wtf do you not at least wipe?>>33914074why dont you give me a chuckle by stuffing my turkey with your dick>>33914077heartwarming, cute, and funny post
>>33914073patriarchy protects women though
>>33914096which hair?
>>33914049>What do you want for Christmas?To be happy
Girls,I can't do LDR, it destroys me. Stop being in the wrong place. You can be in the wrong time, but wrong place? You should be running to be with me every step I take. fuck a job. fuck a degree. Thanks.
>>33914108then don't do it, glad to help
I like evil women who say abusive things to me
I like >her
Do you pay extra for floss with extra mint flavor?
>>33914133kys
>>33914139>I like evil women who say abusive things to me*WHEN my dick is in their vagina.
>>33914139Yes, mommy.
>>33914073That is the opposite of my duty. I work to build up the patriarchy and degrade women.
Cute wife with a bob who pegs youWhere do you get this?
>>33912564MMay be. I guess they are kinks. So i have recently discovered several. Some are just interests.
>>33912777Woah an address
>>33912825Yer a Lizard, dearie
>>33912742same with tall girls
>>33914010Based, go do that dudeMeanwhile I have to be up in 5hrs for grocery run and work kms
>>33914020Yeah sure>>33914049>What do you want for Christmas?MoneyAlso to see my f a m>>33914073>supporting women and breaking down the patriarchy?Uh idk I just do what they sayMy supervisor at work said I'm like a golden retriever
Women when are you establishing the goth mom matriarchy?
food so good, I forgot to take a piclove mexican food
>>33914140wait are you waiting for, pissbaby?>>33914142good boy
>everything is a trick from the Happy Merchants>except when my based tradfu wants to sell me a pair of jeans
>>33914139You're a disgusting attention whore
>>33914205What’d you have, mi amigo gringo?
>>33914216i'm well aware ;)
>>33914218Had a taco salad, and two hard shell tacos.I suppose it's actually more tex mex than actual mexican.
>>33914106This hair.
>>33914186When is the throne going to be finished?
>>33914226takes time to build one large and sturdy enough for you to fit in it
>>33914140I need to hold >histhroat with my entire jaw and ride him abusively.
>>33914221White people be like
>>33914225 Norwood reaper calling your name dog
>>33914216Myao is based
>>33914152Dios mio Jewish girls are so ugly
Did everyone die?How was thread?
>>33914108I need to be invited, like a vampire, because they're polite.
>>33914049Love like winter
>>33913997>>33913998Nice. Jaking it to femanons.
As a racially ambiguous brown man (25% Jewish, 25% Arab, like 40% Southeast Asian, 20% white) how come white and black women like me whilst brown women (sample size is mainly from latinas) don't like me?
>>33914241Yeah I know, it's been like this for decades and has recently gotten worse which is why I'm thinking about just shaving my head.
>>33914251Also to add my male friends even tend to be white or black. Am so confused. What causes this?
>>33913513You need to stop!Oops
what race is foidh8moid?
>>33914225why is this image so unnerving>>33914243true
>>33913496Dangerously based ballad
>>33914245He joined the thread and everyone else left.
>>33914255call me chudette, you could probably guess
>>33914259Damnit. Why would he do that again?
This place die and if you still don't know. There is an insane person here that pretends to be both genders and is behind most of the namefag personalities. They are all annoying but because they are just the same person who talks to it self sometimes here which shows this place is truly dead, which is a good thing.
>>33913297Cool
>>33914265Indeed, she carried
>>33914256Because it's me and I have the tendency to look like a murderer even if I try to censor it.
>>33914261white?are you at least cute?
>>33913253Because I want to mouth kiss him with tongue to taste his food.
>>33912876Our future
>>33912830I know some of the 711 staff likely smoke crack in the bathroom.
>>33913546>the peopleCan you hear the people sing?
If you peel your eyes you will see this clique of namefags at any hour AM/PM which is not coincidence that odds would be too crazy for it to be different person. Second and craziest thing of all this person maybe a janitor too because I get immediate bans after showing the truth about this asylum escapé. Please leave anons, all the good people left like 2 years ago. You are talking to people that dont exist here.
>>33913089The incels are such naughty boyysssss
>>33914279True, true…
>>33914279Did you forget to take your meds today?
>>33914286He probably can't afford them, again.
>>33914265Okay. Who?
Gender.Thoughts on drinking and looking at the mood?
Men, do you like women with legs?Or can you name other likeable things women have?
>>33914225Jesus Christ is that really you Johnny?WTH happened to your hair mate?
>>33914292I can do that.Work gave me a beer for being annoying.
>>33914291Most namefags, sometimes without names.
>>33914244Shes syrian and no shes cute
>>33913931Approach, yes.Asking for a number, no.
>>33914293>Men, do you like women with legs?Yes, I prefer women with legs. If i'm being completely honest, if she's legless, i'm not dating her. It's very important to me
>>33914297Okay so you have no idea
>>33914305Good thing I have legs. Poor wheels.
I forgot that atoga is a ghost town during weekends
>>33914314Mmmmmmm nightmarenightmarenightmaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33914293>Men, do you like women with legs?It's not a requirement.>can you name other likeable things women have?Horns, claws, tails... Oh, and I really like their smiles.
>>33914314This is a recession indicator, btw.
are you guys mad at me? :(
>>33914314I'm still here kekGotta be up in 3 hours though and will be busy all day tomorrow, kms
I’m really attracted to a girl in one of my class, and today the teacher asked her to sit next to me.Do you think the teacher know?
I want a wheelchair bound gf or a blind gf
>>33914293I like race-pilled, cottage-core, submissive, short-stack fine shyt, with a gyatt. And no tattoos.
>>33914255Pajeeta thats why the Indian namefag defends her
>>33914268like james holmes wtf lol>>33914269well i think i am, depending on the time of day
foidh8mood might be a man but I'm still unsure
Is foidh8moid myao?
Femanons, how does his logic check out?
>>33914344Yes
>>33914343They're deffos not lol
>>33914343They're all men
Speaking of myao, did she ever end up going out with that lha guy?
>>33912545Metal is always garbage but I still appreciate NSBM.
>>33914314almost as if people are having dates for friday and saturday night?
Is a woman is breastfeeding on her dating app pfp, can I ask if I can have some?
>>33914379Lmfao do it
I feel so crazy right now maybe I should marry anon because what the fuck is happening to me here. A girl I’ve spoken to before and was friendly with completely switched up on me and was ignoring me icing me out like what the fuck lmfao whatever whatever I’m crazy I feel crazy is this what interactions with grown adults are always going to be like? Overgrown teenagers????
>>33914379Yeah
I have no future here and any progress I thought I was making was an illusion and a distraction from the fact that my life was over since the minute I was born
>>33914384She's not real bro
>>33914387No im a woman this was another grown woman an acquaintance being bitchy to me. For what
Quick while the thread is deadWhat's your favorite schizo theory?
Is it beta to eat pizza with a fork even if its soggy microwave pizza?
>>33913549Just a funny prank
>>33914390Hmm, I like the one that karma is actually evident in every single interaction across all of over previous lives.
>>33914393Evident how?
>>33914390Wifi and 5g mind control
>>33914396For example, my coworker tried to get me to drive him home from every shift “for free”. I asked him why he doesn’t just drive here (his wife drops him off) and he claims he’s scared to drive here and leave his car. To me, the karma is obvious, because he is afraid of being attacked, he has been/had something in a past life that ordained that feeling, whether justified or not, which therefore feeds into the likelihood of it happening again. Fake it til you make it, basically. I have zero fear of my car being messed with, and it’s never happened.
>>33914400Have you noticed the consequences of your own karma?
Why was I born with a bare of extra bare feet under my penis instead of a pair of gonads? I shouldn't have feet there instead of a scrote.
>>33914402For sure. I have fumbled many opportunities with girls because I am always terrified of the future of them that may or may not happen. I have lost thousands of dollars due to being snakey and not confident in my principles when I was younger. Snakey being: two faced and complaining about people behind their back while smiling to their face.
>>33914400Your explanation is full of new age woo woo. the answer is that he either has trauma in this life from some shit that went down like crashing his own car and getting injured, or he is clingy and sees you as someone to latch on to. Making up some explanation that he's afraid of past life karma is crazy work.
>>33914410That’s why it’s called a schizo theory. And quite frankly, trauma is also a form of woo woo.
>>33912753>You're simply struggling with understanding how one that created time and causality itself could possibly have created oneself before one existed or even the relationship of "before" and "after" existed. Your struggle is perfectly understandable. It gets very complicated and it's turtles all the way down.I'm not saying it's impossible because I don't have the full divine reasoning capabilities that God has to be able to ascertain what is truly possible to God, but what I can infer is the divine snippets that God has granted us through the Bible, which says he created existence and only He/The Truth/The Word existed before that. A reasonable assessment can be made based on the objective Truths granted to us by Him. I also agree that God is above concepts such as time or material causality, but he also will not lie to us in the context he has chosen to grant us.>>33912470Pantheism and Panentheism could both easily work in a monotheistic system the same way the Trinity does. Both seem on the surface to be "multiple things" but are actually the same thing. I think my flatlander analogy for this idea displays this well.Pantheism doesn't work because the Bible claims a cause and effect, God is the cause of the effect that is Existence. One comes after the other, and so the One is not confined to the other or else this cause and effect chain couldn't work in the way it is described to us, and if the way it is described to us isn't True then that causes a whole bunch of issues with Christian morality since an intensive point to Christianity is the search for Truth as the all power God IS Truth, he will not give us falsehoods.>>33912511I never claimed he did.
>>33914390>What's your favorite schizo theory?The sky is blue because we live inside the eye of a blue eye giant
>>33914435Hi Oberon
>>33914390>What's your favorite schizo theory?Anunnaki, Hollow Moon, Liquid Mercury Engines, Garden of Eden on Mars.
>>33914438Whats that
>>33914439Which one?
>>33914441The first two
Saint Augustine. That is all
Everyone is always mad at me
>>33914390Dragons/magic serpents existed at one point and that's why cultures around the world have them in their mythology.
>>33913683That just won't happen.
>>33914445I'm not mad at you, I'm disappointed in you.
>>33914452Why
Men, would you?
>>33914455For what fucking purpose
>>33914442>AnunnakiA group of deities in early Fertile Crescent mythologies such as Sumerian and Babylonian. Actually aliens from the planet Nibiru seeking gold for their own planets atmosphere, creating humans as genetic engineered mining servants that they left behind after they went back with the gold we mined for them. Sometimes also pulls from Hindu mythology to see testimonies that sound oddly like ancient people trying to describe future technologies similar to our current level or beyond it, things like Vimenas being flying vehicles for the Gods that have two decks and can move in all directions and shine like the sun (Also use liquid mercury for propulsion). >Hollow MoonA hollow alien structure or possible the vessel in which a previous alien species (such as the Anunnaki) used to reach Earth. Internal ringing from apollo seismic test would be the primary evidence of this as well as the fact that our Moon has an insane level of coincidences in relation to our continued existence.>Being 400 times smaller than the sun but also 400 times closer to earth, causing near perfect eclipses at the dawn of man. This is the only example of this happening we have ever witnessed in the Universe.>Tidal locking, tilt stabilization, and other features keeping us generally safe.>It is a very rare size for a moon to be in relation to the planet it orbits, larger than most other moons in relation to their planets.>The Earth and the Moon being nearly identical isotopically, if it was a celestial body that collided with Earth in the past it should have it's own signature or at least some remnant of it alongside Earth debris from the collision. The orbit is also very circular for a captured celestial body.>The Moons cycle matching the female human menstrual cycleAnd of course, NASA's shady choices create a ripe environment for conspiracy theories. All of these isolated can be considered coincidence, but all in one? Definitely implies some kind of intelligent design.
>>33914457pee
>>33914465Infinite pee circulation to short the watersports economy and leave several acrobats destitute? I cannot morally abide this
>>33914465UTI fetish?
YouTube keeps giving me relationship shorts. I'm going to kill myself.
>>33914474me too
>>33914474I've conditioned mine to give me clips of shows, cute animal shorts, and cooking shorts.
>>33914474Youtube keeps giving me MMA shorts. I think its trying to tell me something, maybe its trying to tell you something too
I don't understand ftms, like why do you want to be a fucked up looking manlet so bad?
My wife.
Big titty women,Do guys always ask you for a tittyfuck?
A girl said I was a doll
>>33914483That’s how you know transgender is real, no one would choose to be a man.
>>33914494You underestimate just how dumb mentally ill women are.
>>33914363Nah she ended up leaving because she was called out for being fake, I don’t think it helped that other Asian anon disapproved of her stereotype act
What do you think these bad people are trying to do to my pee pee?
To the anon who asked how Badoo is:It's worse than Tinder. It barely refills your swipe for each day. And the women just seem less attractive, unlike on Tinder. A ton of them funnily enough put their insta directly into the bio though, so you can just contact them through there.
gf who doesn't need that much affection but who smothers me in it
How do you handle a partner that never had any love life growing up and missed all the milestones, mever had a teen romance, virgin etc.
Men, how would you feel if you had sex with a woman, died shortly after in unrelated circumstances, and then got reincarnated as her infant baby that she gives birth to that was produced by your sexy time? And also you were completely conscious that you'd fucked your mother in a past life.How would that make you feel?
Is the reason that my now elderly parents don't give me advice or express strongly worded concern about my actions anymore that they are old and worn out, or that they are now resigned and recognize I have grown up to be a failure and there's nothing they can do to correct that?
>>33914502What's your perceived issue?
>>33914503you watched that movie where the woman gives birth to her boyfriend didn't you
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>>33914503I too didn’t like Enter the Void
>>33914504Why not both?
Fuck work man, I'm so fucking tired and I'm covered in scrapes and bruises. I need a better job.
