>>33920471
Get a life.

>>33920488
not a helpful or useful suggestion

>>33920534
It's the only pertinent one. You need a life beyond a single friend. If you plan on ruining your friend's life, then you will be down to zero friends.

>>33920642
its not ruined if he doesn't know its me which is what I said in the post, I may get lucky and it could fall apart on its own but that's a lot of patience and hoping as opposed to covertly doing something and making sure it falls apart and then fully benefitting

>>33920671
So, your plan is to be a horrible fucking person because you have no life and are jealous…

>>33920471
>so I'm trying to figure out how to get a friend of mine to break up with his new gf, I HATE her and her existence has ruined my Saturdays as my friend only wants to hang out on Sundays now instead of both days like we used to before the appearance of this creature leaving me with nothing to do on my Saturdays, plus she ruined my birthday weekend with this so my hatred of her is never ending
nigga you gay pray to jesus

>>33920698
nah i have no romantic feelings for him, i just literally have nothing else to do

>>33920684
pretty much, call it what you will but its a full win for me

>>33920707
Great, a sociopath

>>33920772
meh, call it what you will, regardless that the hope and i need suggestions on how I should accomplish my goal

>>33920671
>if
He will. And just as importantly, you will.

>>33920930
again how would it be an issue if its unknown, i can be sneaky if i have to be

this is all arguing over wording though, i need to know what to do, not info about potential fallout