Ways to make masturbation more pleasureable as a male?Looking for ideas. I know, get a GF loser, but I dont want that at the moment.
nothing comes close to chems (stimulants), but don't
>>33933211Sit on a corn cob. After you done, appreciate how the shit from your arse covers the space between the kernels.
>>33933215I am more talking techniques etc.Other stuff seems like a slippery slope
>>33933222I gave you all the tools you ever needed here >>33933221And yet you refused it.
>>33933221
Finger ya bum
A sounder unironically. But be careful and don't jackhammer with it inside of you.
>>33933211What do you currently do now?I squish it between my thighs.
>>33933211take a break for a day or two and then bust out a few on your fap daycheap reusable onaholesome sort of prostate playif you're looking for something more manual you're probably never rolling and twisting your hand on the tip as much as you could be, frankly it's a lot easier to get someone else to do that it's too intense to maintain proper control of that stimulation.and yeah drugs, even just a little weed will give you some good nuts.
>>33933211have a foreskin
>>33933211>snapchat normalfagI'll ignore that for now and share my advice:Stop watching porn and stop using lubrication. Use your imagination to create nuanced scenarios that appeal to you and use your cowper's fluid as lube, especially if your foreskin was eaten by a jew.Treat masturbation as a massage that increases with intensity. Use both your hands to feel up and down your body, stretching yourself out, slowly proceeding to the groin area. I'd recommend massaging your pecs and playing with your nipples to make them more sensitive because, hey, they're there and ought to be used for something. Same goes for massaging your perineum and the tendon area behind your scrotum; rub both up-and-down and in circles. Learn to read your body's own responses and get your hands used to making small, delicate movements. Sink into your mattress, between your pillows, and RELAX. Appreciate your body for what you can tease out of it and let that guide your masturbation. Jerking off with both hands is nice at times, but change things up; variation/contrast really adds to pleasure.And if you're going to get into anal, a Wal-Mart vibrator works really well. Use shea butter for lube.
>>33933211Sit on a banana
>>33933221>>33933606Eh I would do it but would that count as gay or something or is pleasuring yourself doing that fair use.
>>33935063I do man....
>>33933211Put stuff in your assBuy sex toys Buy VR headset to watch VR scenesStretch to be flexible enough to suck yourself off
>>33933211Edging
>>33933606Yeah this feels good but I don't do it because it's gay. Still when I wipe my butt itches so I have to scratch it and it feels good it's hard to stop and I always end up bleeding. I don't have much this problem at the moment but I did have it in the past and probably it stopped because I shaved.
>>33933211should have been born a woman, sorry opwhat do you have, literally only penis and asshole?I have like 7 toys that each bring me to a different type of orgasm, men lose the lottery
>>33937054We were born to fuck you, you were born to get fucked, your body makes you feel good when you get fucked, bloody bitch whore, we are the fucker, you are the fucking!!!
>>33937065worth it though.1. clit rub orgasm2. clit suck orgasm3. nipple orgasm4. vaginally fucked orgasm5. g spot orgasm6. vaginal vibrator orgasm7. hands free orgasm (mind)I win nananana booboo
>>33937054Yall got it good dont ya
damn ...
>>33933211Outsource the actual work, preferably to a woman
>>33937070Hands free orgasm? That's breddy wild. Only case I've heard of was an accidental spinal injection that gave a girl a strong orgasm. Can you achieve that consistently? Also when you cum do you squirt (piss?) or just general contractions?
>>33937070men can orgasm from nipple stimulation and perineum massage too. They actually can "squirt" too, but unlike women it isn't piss. It's a mixture of heated cowper's fluid and semen and happens when you stimulate yourself for a long time slowly without touching your penis. The first time I did it was when I was playing with my nipples and reading dojinshi sitting in a chair. I wasn't expecting it so when it happened I felt a bunch of liquid rushing over my thigh and let out a rough whimper. It happened twice after that and left me panting and mewing in my seat. It got everywhere inside my pants but it smelled really fucking good.
>>33933211I would recommend anal toys. They are. Dry convenient and your anus is quite sensitive so it will increase your stimulation a lot.
>>33941171why would I trust a bitch with a mole on "her" tit?
>>33933234NO PIANO MAN DONT DO IT
>>33941226Wont fucking my own ass make me gay, lads?
>>33942036I do it all the time and I’m not gay.
>>33933211If you have a foreskin...I don't know how other guys with one jerk off, but I used to always do it without retracting it. I found that by retracting the foreskin and jerking the glans, it makes it x2 more pleasurable. There is a risk of desensitizing it though, I've been doing it this way for a year now and it isn't as good as it was at the start, so best to do it sparingly.
