No penis in vagina, everybody on the dating apps won't settle for just eating me out, and public places are dead with people who just want to find a girlfriend
>>33936450Go back to crystalcafe. Or stop going there, I don't know
>>33936450I am genuinely surprised about not getting takers on dating apps. Idk, try /soc/
>>33936481In the past 2 years I've only found 1 person from soc who I actually met up with and he ate me out, it lasted a few weeks before he ghosted me
>>33936450does that include getting to toss your salad until you squeal like a sow
>>33936497You must be ugly then.
It's strange that as a dude I always thought eating out was the default. Didn't realize it's rare for girls to be ate'>>33936450That's an even weirder compromise, should simply enjoy both. Oral and penatrative sex.
>>33936515solid 5 or 6 out of 10 I'd say>>33936519I struggle with PIV and need a lot of warm up
>>33936450no reciprocity?The Prawnblem you have is you're SHELLFISH.
>>33936450I mean are you offering oral in exchange? Going to be hard to find someone who has 0 interest in their own pleasure, but if they get a blowjob out of it then I'm surprised there's no takers
>>33936553Never said that anon>>33936563yeah I'm happy to give a blowjob in return
>>33936545Nothing wrong with foreplay, that's a shame. Don't worry I'm sure you'll find someone, try looking for someone who EATS food I mean the dude who will eat the food even if it's messy. Buffets or diners or anywhere with moderate to larger portions and observe the way they eat when not noticed will probably reveal a lot about them as a man to whether or not they'd be onto it. Not to be confused with fat big backs.
>>33936450rwl (race, weight and location)
>>33936581Caucasian, 66 kg, and Sydney, Australia
>>33936570You also never said dinner and a movie, or light rope bondage...I can't account for what you DIDN'T say, anony, now can I??Well, that does seem odd then.What's PIV, is that like PID?Do you keep a clean house? Are there snakes in the garden?Not judging,(ya degenerate,lol,) but a lttle moar background on the preference might help.
>>33936597PIV = penis in vaginaI keep a VERY clean house, I live in an apartment too
>>33936593>Aussie landNo wonder you're struggling, the dudes down under are whack.
>>33936602>I keep a VERY clean house, I live in an apartment tookek!Those were euphemisms,>is your Pooosey clean?>Do you have herpes?Not trying to be a joker.(much)There are Whole dating circles for those kinds of things.I've been with 2 gals who had the same PIV issue. Nothing to be ashamed of, is it anxiety? Past trauma?Did a whale get blown up right in front of ya?>>33936593Kek, now your posts have a very endearing accent.
>>33936625No I know what you mean, I'm very clean>I've been with 2 gals who had the same PIV issue. Nothing to be ashamed of, is it anxiety? Past trauma?I'm tight, that's it, I've gotten checked and I don't have any medical condition, I am literally just tight
>>33936639yeah, one of the gals was just that way. pretty redhead, we were both 17?16?One had past trauma. Red had a combination hymen of steel, and small vaginal barrel. Probably eventually had it medically broken.The kissing was nice though.So I get your problem.Wish I could help, but I'm 9,447 mi./15,203 km away.Probably too old for ya too.Best advice? Go find a cute,(to you,) shy introverted type guy who's a virgin.There should be plenty in today's social climate, Tell him you're willing to teach him how to please a woman,(I hope you really are,) and be brutally candid with him about your wants, and boundaries....Or you could just buy some latex dominatrix gear and roleplay your way to ecstasy.
>>33936675>Wish I could help, but I'm 9,447 mi./15,203 km away.>Best advice? Go find a cute,(to you,) shy introverted type guy who's a virginlmao, you are grasping at straws, dude. neither she not any other "woman" on 4chan will fuck you
Can I eat your pussy, OP? What state do you live in?
>>33936593Nvm you're from Australia. Its over
>>33936675>Best advice? Go find a cute,(to you,) shy introverted type guy who's a virginOP is the type of woman who will never have sex with him because "ouchie, it hurts. how can a penis go into a hole from which a baby is supposed to come out?". he would stay with her for years because he is so desperate and get blue balls. then finally, OP would dump his sorry ass for a more dominant guy and let him fuck her on the first date. he would be on the dating market again with zero sex experience and depressed as fuck.anons, stay away from broken goods.
>>33936450Hopefully an Aussie reads your post. You got a handful of North American guys wanting to eat your pussy pretty easily lol
>>33936593AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA ITS OVER FOR YOU LAD
>>33936821>>33936882TOPKEK!!You faggots are so programmed to lash out at everybody.I'd never been to /adv/ before last week, though I've been posting on 4troons for 13 years and other chans for 15, so I'm not familiar with THIS board's culture.>TOGTFOI was just trying to help out an Aussie bro KTV.I've had my run with Wahhmen here in the states, and in my gen,(X,) they are 90% brainrotted femb0ts, or 9.88% taken/marriedI guarantee my bodycount is 50+, with several ALMOST married LTRs.so NOPE! Not trying "Get Intarrwweeebs Poosey" T. 12 years a Volcel.You'll see... ...one day.Get fucked, Rammeedeep Sukjiv.>>33936821>neither she not any other "woman" on 4chan will fuck youBET?I don't know if you've been paying attention, cock-gobbler, but since Gorronah-Birus, the retards here have been ÜberLAX on Rules #30 and #31.Sure, there is a HIGH likelyhood that OP is more likely to be a "GAL" more suited for a ride on Priscilla, Queen of the Desert's bus, but I've never heard a fake woman talk about this issue--They either take it up the ass, or they've mutilated themselves to the point of just having a sloppy, rotting hole that while they have to Dial8 to keep it from healing up, they DON'T have any muscles there, and they certainly wouldn't be trying to get men to lick their rotten infected hole--It would destroy their delusion...And just like a narcissist, that's NOT an option.(Or they join the 46%)
>>33936639Why don't you advertise for a guy with a small cock?Match made in heaven surely?
>>33937748behold, the incel in self defense mode when exposed.>I just wanted to help outsuuuuuuure>Wish I could help, but I'm 9,447 mi./15,203 km away.>Probably too old for ya too.yeah, totally not asking her if there is still a chance. bet you also post your advances under professional, reposted porn on the tubes, together with the jeets.>calling me a jeetnice projection
>>33937893>bet you also post your advances under professional, reposted porn on the tubesWhat the fuck are you even spewing about.>behold, the incel in self defense mode when exposed.LOL!In my 20s and 30s groups of women at festivals have named me a GOD.I would often go back to my tent after a firetending or bartending "inna woods"shift and find a woman or 2 already in it.Sucks to suck faggot.>seething retard can't into that getting laid in the 90s and early Oughts was easy as falling down.>Thinks another anon throwing out a possibility of a WIN for another guy almost 10k km away is IMPOSSIBURU!!Have you ever even into'd WINGMAN, ya fucking bitter cunt?You Mills and Zoomers are FUCKED...But I don't blame you.OKYou go on with your bad self.
>>33936450You have to become a lesbian
Why I would eat someone out without even know them properly?
Barely any men enjoy eating pussy even for their wife, unfortunately it's just very unpleasant
>>33936450Most men aren't going to want just be able to eat you out.
>>33936450I will eat you out, after you wash.And then after you cum on/in my mouth, i will try to stick dick in.Its only fair after i make you cum.Now where in world would you like to meet?It should be in a public place that is easy to get to and find.If you are serious, which i assume you might not be.Am i allowed to ask what your trama about dick sex is?Are you secretly lesbian?
>>339366391st of all, not every guy has a big huge dick.There are millions of guys with small dicks.And millions with micro dicks.Guess what? After you get your pussy finger blasted or get toys in, or any dick in.You will want the bigger dicks, thats just how girls usually work.Now if you want to try small dick, that might help a small dick guy.I have a freind you can help.
>>339379481) cool story bro2) I am married and don't give a shit about your pathetic flex even if it was true
>>33938079Speak for yourself, it's one of my favorite things. Unfortunately my wife isn't a fan, so my face will remain unmoistened. Op, you're just not trying hard enough. I refuse to believe guys aren't falling over each other to tongue lash your bush gash irl the way they are in this thread.
I would gladly eat OP's pussy in exchange for a blowjob and an evening of pleasant company, but I live on the opposite side of the planet.
>>33936450kagura freaky
>>33938546>Slinks away with his "Happy Wife, Happy LYFE™ tail betwixt his manlet legs"You're fucking Pathetic.>duhhh, yer a fuckin' INCEL!>acting like a cunty troll InTeNsIfIeS>Proof provided>Duhh.. I don't beleve you.. I don't care either that's why my Ebin trolling is only 3 snarkfilled poasts of TARDKeep posting Faggot, Rule 16 might just be in reach...
>>33936450Nobody is going to eat out your neovagina dude.
