Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>>33940266She looks like a gypsy
>>33940266Meanwhile, smart men just don't grow long hair
Do you know how to bake/cook?
>>33940281That guy is a loser he made me look at the food them he licked it that is so disgusting. When im looking closely at something i dont want its creator to lick it. I would not start inspecting a series of books and then enjoy a man licking the page in front of me suddenly.I dont cook at all and i also hate when women serve me physically. I achieve extreme physical pleasure when women give me an item then i put it somewhere and ask them to do something with it then give it to me. Its one od the best things ive felt. I want to do it now. Im going to do it tomorrow hopefully
>>33940266>>33940274Just put your hair behind your ears and it won't be in front of you
I want to hug a flat woman so badly
>>33940274I just tuck mine behind my ear or tie it back tho, shes just being retarded for the reel
>>33940266silly foids grow their hair long just to make themselves more grabbable for us
Went out with a girl who looked exactly like my first love the other day, she's a bit too normie for me and though she was nice enough/no red flags I don't feel like there was much of a genuine spark between us. Yet I'm dying to see her again and eagerly counting down the days until it's socially acceptable for me to invite her out again... guess I miss my first love more than I thought huh
I always feel like I'm gonna break a woman just by touching her, feel like I'm handling glass or something
The three best things you can do to find a girl:1. Get the fuck off this website.2. Stop consuming pornography (this includes softcore/skimpy shit)3. Make IRL male friends who aren’t losers>t. me, married last year
>>33940357ok, next question uh how does one make friends?
>>33940356I'm not fragile. I can literally take a beating. Some playful roughhousing isn't going to be an issue.
>>33940351Well, I've never been a fan of those. It's just an unnecessary and easily fixed liability that doesn't bring any benefit.
>>33940351No, I keep it shoulder length. I maintain it's beauty and texture to tempt men into wanting to touch it, though.
>>33940361well that's good to know, I'll try not to be gentle then
>>33940357i dont want a real woman. What I want is a fantasy that can never exist.
>>33940362it's a man's job to work in such dangerous places so that women can afford to look weak and pretty
Silly foid doesn't realise she just made an enemy for life.
>>33940362TRVKE
>>33940365Well make sure to communicate with your gf when the time comes, everyone has different preferences when it comes to how rough they like things. But yeh, for me, I want to be picked up and thrown around like a ragdoll.
What if a girl constantly writes to me, asks about my day, and invites me to do things with her, like play an online game or go to an event? Can I assume she likes me, or is she just being friendly? I've never initiated a conversation with her.
>>33940357I literally cannot figure out the friend thing though as an adult, tried gigs and stuff, dont really gel with co workers (fine people but work places just dont have a friendly feeling)
MoidsWould you let your gf watch you masturbate to porn? And then clean up after you coom?
>>33940377Yeeeeees
>>33940351tfw moid with mid back length hair, I gotta shorten this shit its just annoying as fuck, upper chest length was decent, can still tie it back easily that length
>>33940377I guess if that was her thing, but I'd make her pick the porn and probably not be very relaxed doing it.
>>33940377I'd rather just have sex. If she really wants to watch me jerk it for some reason I'd rather it be to her.
>>33940373any particular reason why you like being thrown around?
have you ever fucked a couch? be honest moids
>>33940385Something about stretching muscles and feeling resistance or forces that I never experience otherwise is hot to me. It doesn't happen with normal exercise, before you say that.
>>33940388No but I have folded a pillow in half.
>>33940388I didn't. But I fucked a stack of pineapple rings one time at a party.
>>33940388No, I haven't. There are usually better things that can be used as squeezable holes.
>>33940390yeah that makes sense actually and you're right exercise it's just not the same
>>33940378Good boy>>33940382>>33940383Show some enthusiasm
>>33940394such as?
Who are the biggest losers, incels or femcels?
>>33940396asking me to show enthusiasm masturbating is like asking me to show enthusiasm taking a shit, like even if I'm having the best one ever I'm not going to be outwardly "enthusiastic."
>>33940397Something that's easy to clean or throw away. Socks and plastic bags are a classic.
>>33940399there are a million things completely beyond a man's control that might make him end up an incel.ending up a femcel or girlfailure in 2025 is about on the same level as a white man in 1955 Ohio becoming a failure despite his equivalent of $50 hourly wages for bagging groceries and a massively female weighted dating pool, your judgment and character have to be massively deficient and even then you'd have to actively try to fail.
>>33940388no, have fucked a watermelon (ex gfs request), have fucked two sponges wrapped in a thin bag placed into a glass cup, have fucked a silk pillow in half, a leather sofa would probably go crazy tho if lubed, but then you are fucking the dead skin of an animal which is kinda weird, necro beastality? ill pass.
>>33940400Even with me looking at it?
>>33940374Ask her female friends if she's like that to other guys? Most probably not and she's into you.
>>33940401nta but I've used socks before, it doesn't feel very good, never tried a plastic bag, I did use a mango peel once lol
I know the guy whose dick was amputated after he fucked a car's exhaust pipe...
>>33940413wouldn't you try to fuck a fresh new virgin car instead of a slut with a rusty tailpipe?
>>33940367This is such cope when both men and women say it. Nobody who actually has the courage and skill to get a lover chooses to abstain out of some abstract ideal. Nobody.
GenderWould you rather give up on video games or sex?>Inb4 my sex life isn't good, I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend yadayadaya...To make things fair if you choose sex you'll start getting laid, well and often. If you choose video games you'll never hit off with a another person and your faps start to feel like you're on SSRIs or ritalin, not good >>33940399Being loser is subjective. If you're mentally challenged and you manage to hold down a good tradie job you'd be successful because you're punching above your weight. Of course people won't perceive you as a success but you are one. If you're born into a family of doctors, have a high IQ and end up doing menial engineering work or teaching at a highschool a la breaking bad you're a failure. Some might view your situation as a success, you're white collar, you make decent money, maybe the school is a prestigious institution but you're still below expectations, you fucked up somewhere, lacked the motivation, you're a loser. You can't evaluate people based on outcomes because nobody ever works just as hard to get where they are as the person next to them.
>>33940377No, i'd rather she attacks me or forcibly tries to stop me. Watching porn proves that you're mentally slow or undisciplined.>>33940388No.>>33940399Femcels do it for attention, incels out of desperation, and are thus deserving of greater hellfire.
>>33940266https://voca.ro/1fUU9s1M3mYN
>>33940434>https://voca.ro/1fUU9s1M3mYNWhich piece is this from?Better guitar playing here than /gg/ lol
>>33940431M Depends on the circumstance. i play videogames like CS2 sometimes but i'd like to quit, when i do it won't matter to me.I'm already chaste, the only sexual interraction would be out of obligation, since i'm not a degenerate.If i get married, videogames, if i stay alone, sexual behaviour.
>>33940435tchaikovsky piano concerto no.1, and thanks!
>>33940431MIn theory I love video games, in practicality I'm struggling to remember the last time I actually had a decent session of a few hours to sit down and play one, I think it was around Easter when my parents were watching my kids.
>>33940377SureDoes it add something for her if it's porn or can I look at pics/vids of us
>>33940377I think it would be really difficult to make eye contact after that.
>>33940281Yeah, I'm a pretty good cook.>>33940431F. Videogames, duh.
my cute cock is leaking precum and throbbing >_<
>>33940447>grrr grr my IQ is 73
>>33940431FI'm not big on videogames, so it's a pretty easy choice.Getting rid of every social media, however...
>>33940449surprisingly enough it's slightly above average (nothing too impressive)
Good morningHope we all have a good day/afternoon/evening
>>33940452Average where, the Central African Republic?If your IQ was above 80, you wouldn't type that.
>>33940429Why not? I for one did have a male lover and I don't want another because it was nothing like I imagined.
>>33940281Really tired of the gays
>>33940465I type stuff like that because it makes people like you angry
>>33940456Good morning to you
Women will deadass look at their friend who is forty pounds overweight with an onlyfans account and no hobbies asking for dating advice and say some shit like "it's the haircut babe, you just gotta get a new style"
Women what do you think about this jacket?It's a work jacket and apparently they're indestructible and affordable. I want to wear them as a normal jacket every day do you think they're stylish?
I shaved a goatee in, don’t know if it’ll look like shit or not but I guess I’ll find out
>>33940465This is the most lame post of this thread. Overdone insult and completely unoriginal.>hehe guys I said his IQ is below 80, am I the most clever person of all time or what? XD UwU
>>33940475run a lap fatty no one cares
>>33940476 No, but it is fine to not always be stylish. If it is comfortable and cool for you, it's great.
>>33940377I don’t like porn, so no.I would mutually masturbate with her, though.
>>33940475I've never met a woman like that but the exchange reminds me of watching incels share advice on Discord.>guy is obese>will not shut up about MtG even when everyone's rolling their eyes and looking at their phones waiting for him to take the hint>always chews with his mouth wide open with food falling on the table>"i didn't get a second date :(">"it's because you don't look rich bro, get a sports car"
>>33940490Why are you on an incel discord? How did you even join one lmao
>>33940490Talk to a lot of incels, do you?
>>33940431FI'm not particularly interested in either
>>33940490kys
>>33940439It does because moids usually hide the fact that they watch porn>>33940444Why?
>>33940485I’ve never read someone bitching about IQ on this site and been left with the impression that the person griping about it is over 100 IQ lol
>>33940484It lasted 8 minutes
>>33940497>Why?Nobody cares about your made up Discord stories from a trans grooming server with a porn channel and male porn addicts with a wife who has just given birth. You faggot.
>>33940491It's not specifically for incels, it's a local weeb community that just happens to have a dozen incels in it.>>33940492Not personally if I can help it but my field of work and hobbies are dominated by romantically unsuccessful and chronically online male nerds.
>>33940431MI’d rather give up video games, and I love video games. I have a bookshelf full of physical games, a nice PC and a literal dozen video game consoles in my house.
Okay, so:>crushing over guy at work - different departments, so low to zero overlap>he gives me plenty of positive cues>dragging it out, because we're both really shy and I'm worried I'll scare him off with my intensity if I approach directlyOkay, HR is a non-issue in this line of work and I'm adamant about taking my time to build a bit more warmth before asking him out, because I don't want to screw this up. My general question is this: I'm an extremely low maintenance recluse, but pretty intense and he's a workaholic that practically lives at work. If we ever get to this stage, how retarded is it to dream about visiting him during nightshifts and downtime to have sex at work? Getting caught on tape is a non-issue, but I wonder how a shy dude that's a workaholic would react to the hypothetical.
>>33940502How convenient. You sound right at home with them.
>>33940502>Not personally if I can help it but my field of work and hobbies are dominated by romantically unsuccessful and chronically online male nerds.Being otherwise kinda normal but liking trading card games is pure suffering
>>33940512>my iq is literally debilitating levels of 99th percentile Sure bro, just like how all the moids have bigger dicks than pornstars. Nta
>>33940512I was agreeing with you, retard.
>>33940511This is a you problem, hella pickme attitude.
>>33940505I think there is only one way to find out unfortunately. I would think it is pretty hot
>>33940519Hardly. All it means is that I don’t really enjoy meeting randoms at game stores.
>>33940523>pure suffering>reductive 2nd post Which is it? Seriously, I am a man but I have never had an issue with TCG players. It’s your attitude that causes people to react the way they do. I’m not saying it has nothing to do with you being a woman but you do, in part, bring it upon yourself by looking at them with derision. I bet you’d shit yourself and seethe when you lose, desu
>>33940525I’m a man, and this short conversation perfectly demonstrates why I prefer to make friends outside of the game store
>>33940529Oh so you’re just like this naturally? You’re a faggot lol
>>33940502So you're an incel yourself. Why are you looking down on your friends? And at least that fat guy is going on dates. Sounds like he's doing better than you.
>>33940531>at least that fat retarded hog can’t get a second dateLol
>>33940476The jacket looks nice, it will not fit every occasion tho
>>33940532>incel can't stop putting down his friends
>>33940505Laughed at your unexpected question. There is no telling really. He will like it if he's into risky sex or the idea of potentially getting caugt (on camera or otherwise). Whether he is or isn't has nothing to do with his "everyday personality". Shy guys can be freaks and loud guys can be sexually vanilla. There is no way of finding out how much he will be into this until you have at least had sex with him or ideally actually pitched this idea to him. Also personally I know you said you made your mind up but I would advise you to not wait too long just building rapport. The risk is the positive signs you see are because he enjoys the attention more than that he's seriously interested, and you do not only want to find out once you're legitimately totally infatuated that it was never quite reciprocated.
>>33940520For me too, but he might be reluctant with the perspective, because his colleagues might notice. He's constantly taking extra shifts, so I guess, if we ever start dating, that would reduce the time we spend together, so I'm trying to come up with ideas that would be accommodating to both his schedule and my libido.
>>33940431F, I don't give a shit about video games but even if the choice was computer/internet (for entertainment I guess, hard to be employed if I cannot use them for practical stuff either) or sex I would still choose the latter in a heartbeat.
>>33940476Fine, unremarkable jacket (to me) both in the positive and negative sense, it would not catch my attention in any way.
Queen of the nerds type shi
>>33940536>it was never quite reciprocatedI know, I know. But he's 10x the recluse I am (no socials, his peers never mention him, he never goes to corp events, he's never seen at the cafeteria, etc). I only ever realistically see him in the corridor and when he calls me or texts me about work. He's been warming up to me a lot recently though - smiles growing bigger when he sees me, lingering to chat with me when I visit their department, open body language, liking my texts and pictures I'm in selectively, he's also started sharing a lot more personal details to probe how I'll react, etc. It's a bit of a gut feeling still, but his increased warmth, the fact he doesn't have a social life (I know for a fact he has no gf/wife) and he's a massive workaholic that piles extra work for shits and giggles makes me hopeful that's it's not only in my head.
>>33940545>But he's 10x the recluse I amThis could also mean he is especially oblivious with picking up on flirty vibes and just really happy to make a friend. He could be so used to not having a dating life that the thought doesn't even cross his mind that you might read more into it. Again not saying this is the case and obviously what you write is promising, I just would not wait too long. Also because the risk is that if he does reciprocate your feelings and you wait too long, he has silently concluded you apparently don't feel the same way (he does not sound like the kind of guy that would take the first step) and has talked himself out of his crush by the time you do make a move. FWIW I have worked at a place where everyone had to do night shifts every once in a while and people fucking in the toilets or smoking area during those definitely was a thing. But those were students that just viewed the job as a way to make some money on the side while finishing their education. I forgot to include it in the earlier post but apart from whether the idea turns him on or not, his willingness to maybe go there will also depend on just how seriously he takes his work and how much he prides himself on being a great employee.
>>33940502>>33940511>yes, I cry myself to sleep every night alone and I have 10 OF subs but at least I'm not like those incels who hate women ;_;>in fact, my female friends say all the time that I'll be a great bf one day but they just don't want to date me because it would ruin our friendship ;_;
I'm horny!
>>33940364You evil vixen
>>33940553This will quickly spiral into crazy territory, but I have a plan on how to tackle the situation without seeming too thirsty, which would likely push him away. Unfortunately, I have to wait for specific triggers (like seeing him irl which is rare, getting the chance to chat with him at work about work, etc) to escalate, which leaves me in overthinking limbo, but trust me, I've had similar experiences in the past, and if I just randomly text him or exclaim "Would you like to go out with me?" out of the blue, he's probably going to run away. He's never initiated in the past 2 months, but he's noticeably changed his behavior around me for the better, so I'm hopeful, but I plan on escalating and asking him out in the next 2 months tops. Either way, I'll be out of the corp in the next 2 years, so even if he says no, I won't have to deal with the rejection for too long.>how seriously he takes his work and how much he prides himself on being a great employeeThis is my general concern. He seems to always want to leave a good impression, even if he's shared he's been shirking certain duties in the past.
>>33940565Nah I do get wanting to be face to face to make a move, even if just to sell with your tone and whole demeanor that you are serious and invested. I was just talking about not spending too long "building more warmth" especially after getting all the right signs. >This is my general concern.I get it but as I said in the first post, nothing is finite. If he is the type to take responsibilities 10/10 serious all the time, this could also make it more taboo and more exciting to suddenly do something that is not that responsible. It could thrill him on that premise as much as it could shock/revolt him on that same premise. At the end of the day sexuality is pretty random that way. I think being aware he might not be into it and why is the best it gets in terms of preparation but ultimately you'll just have to shoot your shot, both for showing interest and pitching this specific idea.
>>33940506>>33940531>>33940559Why are you upset and where are you getting that? I'm in a long term relationship and under no obligation or expectation to be close and candid with every single person on some Discord server I've joined for meetups.
>>33940573>It could thrill him on that premise as much as it could shock/revolt him on that same premiseWell, anon, pray for me! And thank you!
>>33940281I wanna lick charlie.
>>33940579I will, godspeed!
still hard after masturbating, can't put my pants back on :(
>>33940576It’s you judging others. Are you dense? I’d much rather play magic with an incel then some twat who thinks he’s too good for the game shop because he has a bitch to fuck.
>>33940576>joins incel discord servers for meetups>thinks he's above everyoneYour gf is fat, isn't she? That's not a win.
>>33940576You're getting a lot of hate despite being a perfectly reasonable person.
Niggas think Lebanon is Arab, lmao.
>>33940576Discord cancer. Burn this fag.
>>33940561me too. me want MILKERS. Got milk?>>33940505Blyat I also got the hots for my milf workmate. But she only ever laughs when I flirt with her. Don't dream about nightshift escapades yet, just take it day by day and flirt with him a bit and show him you're dtf. Other anon is right, people can be freaks or sexually timid that is divorced from their public persona. Maybe he's a gooner in his spare time, maybe he still works when he's off work. It's only retarded that it's too early to dream about it at this stage until you make steps these days to get it that stage. Good luck
>>33940431>Gender>Would you rather give up on video games or sex?Sex. Sex leads to stds, idc if you bring up antibiotics, recent news have brought up the certain stds have become resistant to antibiotics and treatments. I dont even game desu.
>>33940601I don’t think samefagging is a good look
>>33940281The fact that although a good chunk of women agree this is gay, a big chunk also still like it, just goes to show women still have shit taste in everything.
>>33940610It's not stds that have become resistant, it's bacteria in general and that's the result of people refusing to finish their antibiotics cures as they were instructed, plus us feeding anitbiotics to animals we then eat all the fucking time so we can keep animals in decrepit conditions that make them sick and still have them live long enough to become meat. Basically even if you don't get an STD antibiotics resistance is just a big issue that is still growing bigger. If you think not getting working antibiotics for a bladder infection is bad, imagine getting tubercolosis with no working cure as is already the case in some places in the world right now.
Men, how big is it?
>>33940622huge
>>33940622it's pretty big, I made myself a nice big sandwich
women, do you enjoy the smell of cock?
>>33940476it looks fine. what's your job?tangent but i have a thing for workwear and high vis shit lol. but i'm only into it if youre actually on the clock at your job. wearing high vis if you're not at work is xringe
>>33940626Yes, why?
>>33940589You thought I replied to myself with >>33940511 and I'm the dense one?I don't have a problem with MtG. Could be my favorite game the guy is talking about but if he refuses to read the room when everyone else's bored out of their minds it's an obvious faux pas on his part. And I'm not about to deny some hobbies attract a disproportional amount of these types.>>33940593Are you the same illiterate tard as >>33940531? I've never been on an "incel server" and even if I were, it wouldn't be stuck up to observe that a lot of their advice is either delusional or disingenuous.>>33940601At least I'm not tripping I guess. At this point I'm just curious as to what was so deeply offensive about my post.>>33940607I'm sorry that you have to hear this on /adv/ but you've got to make concessions every now and then if you want to have a healthy and active social life. I think bars and malls are pretty cancerous too but that's where people my age want to be.
>>33940626Yes, but it's a fine line between natural musk that smells good and just smelling undertones of stale piss.
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>>33940622A volume of 226.19464
>>33940628just asking.>>33940632oh of course, I doubt anybody likes the smell of stale piss
I want a gf that does this to me
>woman being submissive is good>woman starfishing is badDo moids even know what they want?
>>33940631Just stop posting. If you lose on 4chan, best thing to do is to move on, instead of making yourself look like a bigger clown.
>>33940633I want to leg lock him with his arms at his sideNow.
>>33940281this man is repulsiveprob a manlet too
>>33940644No they do not.
>>33940644We want Christ, whatever else you offer us is contingent. Repent, for the kingdom of God is at hand.
>>33940644I know I want a dominant woman
>>33940654Stop desiring lust you Paganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QE22HfjOes
>>33940654How do you want to be dominated?
I just want a boyfriend a husband I need him to hug me too
>>33940657what I desire is love and no not the love some imaginary god, before you say anything about that.
>>33940659And i want a jetpack, good luck kiddo
I've done a lot of drugs.I've smoked a joint, I've tried cigarettes. I've tried alcohol.I've done weed edibles (delta 7,8,9, etc, technically hemp), I've done REAL weed ediblesI've used mushrooms, LSD, amanita muscaria, DMT plant bark/Maybe it was salvia idk same shit honestlyAnd that's about it! <--- Only drinks black coffee now.
>>33940657Lust is the desire dumbassTrad larpers really shat up this site, I bet you never even read the Bible or go to mass
>>33940644this is like the 3rd day that you are talking about this what happend?
>>33940663Why why whywhyhwhywhyhwhywhy cant i have it
>>33940660Except that God is love by definition, everything else is conditional, limited and temporary, in other words, everything else is cope.
>>33940658hmm I'm gonna be honest, not horny enough to think about that in detail right now but I do know I want to be dominated
>>33940659Jokes on you I have a husband and he does hug me. He also takes me to the movies and has sex with me
>>33940671never once felt loved by god even as a kid when I truly believe in that stuff
>>33940667Perhaps, but lust is also an action, not just desire. Hence why jesus makes a disctinction in Matthew 5:28> But I say unto you, That whosoever lookethon a woman to lust after her hath committedadultery with her already in his heart.Also, you'd lose that bet.
>>33940666i've never done drugs but these days I only smoke and drink black coffee, sometimes I don't eat, I just have 4 cups of coffee and 4 cigarettes I should start taking prozac again
>>33940675Jokes on you I hope you both get hit by a truck
>>33940676Then you've never found joy in existence itself without anythging being granted to you. How can you say that you truly believed when you traded away being this content for something else?
>>33940626Very much.>>33940644Not a moid, but submissive does not mean completely passive and uninterested in what is going on.
>>33940645>projecting this hardI'm finding the exchange entertaining. What do you think I'm losing? I haven't said anything unhinged or antisocial unlike half the people responding to me.
>>33940684anon, life has been nothing but me being sad and alone I always prayed for things to get better because as a child that's all you can really do but things never got better I didn't trade anything
>>33940266who is filming
>>33940682Oh no I'm so afraid now!
what a beautiful morning, I love gray skies :)
Can I fix a girlfriend with schizophrenia? I don't understand what she's talking about more than half the time. She can send me a picture of a bear and say, look what a pretty road, but there's no road. It's even worse in real life, she'll describe events as if they're happening before her eyes, but I'm standing right there and nothing like that is going on. She's super cute, and I usually play along, but I genuinely don't understand her. It's like she's living in her own world.
>>33940693At least I can sleep peacefully knowing even losers like you can find love. I'll be fine
>>33940672BoobsBigRoundSoftWarmFirmBouncyOn your faceNow, are you horny enough?
>>33940697cute I wouldn't fix her
>>33940697No, you can't solve this, it's either generally who she is or it's who she is when she has a bad episode (and she will continue to have those).In general you can hardly ever "fix" anyone else's issues, even if that's something relatively straightforward like an addiction, let alone more complex stuff people were born with.
>>33940699hmm sorry I prefer small boobs.I think it's even hotter when the girl dominating me is physically smaller and weaker than me and I could easily throw her around and get on top of her but I prefer letting her think she's in control
why is it that the cutest girls always self harm? makes me really sad but now I also developed a thing for women that self harm or used to
>>33940704Probably part of what registers as cute is a sensitivity and vulnerability that correlates with having been traumatized in life.
women, by surrendering control to you you're actually under my control you're doing exactly what I wanted you to do and I'm secretly controlling you how does that make you feel?
>>33940690To be completely honest i can see where you're coming from, with all the murder, chaos and catastrophes on the world people stop believing that an all-good deity allows this. In my personal experience i had to be crushed, abandoned and beaten down for any sort of faith to grow. When one has nothing, one realises that one had God. In my own judgement, even if the closest of us vanish and have horrible things going for them, it does not mean that they are bad people, but that they can become worse if they lose humility. All life is suffering, if we live as an example that we can not only tolerate but thrive in it, we not only become content in life since nothing can trump over us, but we're heroic since we give an example to others. Life sucks, but we can't let our ambition and things which we desire lord over us and make us do things that cause destruction to others, we ought to be blameless. Never lose this hope, and never lose faith...
>>33940364I have my own long hair to touch
>>33940704Because women are evil, they'll tell an ugly friend that she's super pretty and a really pretty friend that she's ugly. It's all women's mind games.
>>33940675What an unnecessarily cruel thing to reply. Kudos I guess.
>>33940704Women love to drown themselves in nonsensical insecurities. They'll have a beautiful, slender frame, but then they'll see a meme featuring the word "THICC" and start cutting themselves for being so hideous. It really makes no sense at all.
>>33940706no I mean they are already thought they were cute before finding out about them self harming, but I'm not gonna lie the fact that they've been traumatized makes it easier to relate to them, probably why I only seem to attract those kinds of girls
>>33940434I thought I was the only person reading Shiori Experience
>>33940715Thanks. I'm only cruel on 4chan, I'm very nice irl
>had one of the most gorgeous blondes I’ve ever seen who was homeschooled approach me on a cruise two months ago>would hear her talk to her friend about how cute I am when passing by>didn’t pursue it because she was younger than meDid I miss an opportunity?
>>33940707Not much. This is a very common phenomenon. Like how in a sub-dom setting the dom is ultimately the one catering to the sub and minding their limits and experience while the sub can just lean back and enjoy the show and run with things. In that sense who controls and who is controlled is by definition not as black and white as it seems.
>>33940490not incorrect. an obese MtG nerd could buy a supermodel wife if he was rich.
>>33940712>>33940716Find one example of a woman who humbles herself, who dedicates her life to being a good person and innocent before any blame, and your incel mindset will vanish.
>>33940721Sure.
>>33940703Are you tall and strong?
>>33940711I appreciate that you understand how I feel, most religious people I've talked to usually start blaming me for my life being bad even though I was a child and had no control over my life.I don't believe in god but I never stopped being humble, I just lost all my faith, kinda hard not to lose is when all you do as a kid is pray for things to get better or for god to get you out of there but nothing ever happens. maybe one day my faith will come back somehow, who knows.
>>33940644zoomers think submissive means "not a bitch slut".
>>33940658NTAIt has to do with a woman being confident and assertive in her desires, specifically wanting me to fulfill them, and cherishing me for doing everything I can to please her. Of course, there's also a lot of appeal in specific stuff, like her tying me up and edging me and overstimulating me to her heart's content while I'm utterly helpless to do anything about it.
>>33940717>no I mean they are already thought they were cute before finding out about them self harmingThis makes no difference for what I wrote, though. Girls (or guys for that matter) with mental issues can have a specific kind of vibe and you can react to that even without consciously realizing what you see that you are drawn to. You will notice their sensitivity and vulnerability before you know they self-harm(ed) and I think that's what you like.>it makes it easier to relate to themAlso super common.
>>33940725small wonder there's so many incels, then
>>33940699kek, vocaroo this and it would work
>>33940727umm taller and stronger than the average woman yes but no I'm not really that tall.
>>33940722Nobody knows man, just because you caught her eye doesn't mean she was single or open to casual sex. The real loss is you will never know, now, while you could've found out by acting in the moment.
>>33940725I don't have an incel mindset. I have a wife who always feels like shit about herself even though I'd spend hours worshipping every inch of her body if only she'd let me.
>>33940731>You will notice their sensitivity and vulnerability before you know they self-harm(ed) and I think that's what you like.oh that makes a lot of sense.I can tell other people sense my vulnerability, I noticed older women in particular start treating me differently after a while.
I'm grateful to have a working toilet, a soft bed and a warm shower. It's crazy that people in Brazil and Philippines live without them every day. I did experience a life like that when I was little because we were poor, but I definitely don't miss it. It felt so good to finally get in the shower and have clean clothes.
i often have dreams of women sucking my cock and i wake up to nobody here. just a hard cock.
I wish I could stop dreaming about my ex the more I try to forget her the more I dream about her, how do I fuck up my brain so this stops happening?
>>33940743dead diary
When you think about it, Mary is more important than Jesus, since she gave birth to the Savior.
>>33940748average Catholic
>>33940748you missed the point of that story anon
>>33940728People also believe that God has attributes, and i think that discovering these attributes can indirectly lead to faith, even if you have none. Pursuing love, staying simple and humble, fighting on even when the world pushed you to be depraved. For some it can be the complete opposite, becuase things never happened to them, they realise that those goals are wrong, so they go the opposite way, they learn to be good people without it - So if you want to make the world good or loveable, you know it starts with yourself, and that goes for everyone.Kinda like praying for a girlfriend and never finding one, so you realise that being a good person is more important than backstabbing someone else to have a chance of getting said girlfriend...
>>33940740It's not a bad thing, for the record. I am another damaged person reliably attracted to other damaged people and the thing is it can be really hard for people who have never known big mental struggles to relate to someone who has. And it is difficult for someone who did have those issues to not feel insulted or disrespected if an unassuming person who does not know what it's like asks oblivious questions ("but if you realized drinking made it worse, why didn't you stop?"). It can feel like the deepest layer of intimacy just isn't there, you do not relate to one another on the most deep-cutting level there is. That said, relationships between people like that can go both ways, either you build each other up and make each other feel complete and worthwhile, issues or not, or you push each other's buttons and make each spiral. Very often both happen in the same relationship depending on how life is going for you. And if you ever do realize you want your new partner to be verrry different from previous people you liked, be aware of this and try to deliberately stay clear of those that trigger your instant savior/soulmate tendencies. Hard as that can be.
>>33940748It blew my mind when I learned that neither Mary nor Joseph had the last name "Christ". Where did that name even come from, then? Why give a kid a last name that neither parent has?
>>33940748Jesus is a divine person, Mary is not. If Mary had not given her consent, the Incarnation would still happen, since Christ is cosubstantial with God the Father, He was, is, and will be, our lady was purely human. What you preach is Collyridianism.
>>33940757Christos - just a Greek version of "Messiah" - the Savior of Jewish people. Ever since Alexander occupied the lands of Israel, Jews have been adopting the Greek language and Greek terms, even influencing their religion.
>>33940740>>33940755Just to add one more thing that might be most important. Be especially wary with older people who very instantly connect to and feel attracted to you. It will be for similar reasons (recogninzing your loneliness/vulnerability/anything else) and the bigger the age gap is the more likely it is they are not just drawn to that because they relate but because they see you as an easy thing to play with, vulnerable both because of your age and because of your (past) issues. In general be wary of any person who dotes on you when you feel scared/alone/sad but seems irked when you hit your stride and are energetic, happy etc in your life currently. Those are people that care more about feeling like a savior than they do about you. Or they have issues feeling needed/valued if their partner does not ostensibly lean on them for basic things.
>>33940755>It can feel like the deepest layer of intimacy just isn't there, you do not relate to one another on the most deep-cutting level there is.yeah it's one of the reasons I struggle so much talking to normal people, I feel like I don't belong. If that makes sense>That said, relationships between people like that can go both ways, either you build each other up and make each other feel complete and worthwhile, issues or not, or you push each other's buttons and make each spiral.I'm pretty sure both happened when I had a girlfriend, honestly I still haven't recovered from losing her, maybe people like me should just not be in a relationship and I should die alone.
GenderFor the Americans in the thread, how do you feel that your president is a gay pedophile?
>>33940763I'll keep that in mind!
>>33940746Stop trying to forget her, the reason you dream about her is because dreams show your unconscious inner world and anything you push out of your waking life (fears, difficult feelings, longing) will turn up tenfold there.Instead try to find a middle ground. Do not forbid yourself to think of her, but when you do, force yourself to put things into perspective. If you are remembering how kind she could be, make yourself follow that up with realizing she definitely wasn't always kind by a long shot. It can also help to give yourself a certain amount of time, like 5-15 minutes, to wallow as much as you want and deliberately focus on other things afterwards. It will be a lot of trial and error to find out what works best for you. But for legitimately getting over someone you neither want to obsess over them nor want to make them into a Forbidden Fruit.
>>33940747Well, technically, we had the shower, toilet, and soft bed at first, but then we moved to a different house after the divorce and had no shower, no toilet, slept on the floor, and had no electricity at times. A few years later, we got those things back again. :)
Submissive men, why can you look like Chad?
Where do I meet clingy gf
Christianity is a Jewish machination. You are literally just Jews.
>>33940762Neat!
>>33940771I never knew love could be this painful, I don't want to forget her but at the same time, thinking about her just hurts, there's been time when I almost break down and start crying when I suddenly start thinking about her
>>33940780Mental asylum, there's many BPD girls there with many issues, if you behave yourself, they even let you pick one to take home
>>33940766>I feel like I don't belong. If that makes senseIt makes total sense. >maybe people like me should just not be in a relationshipI disagree, if anything loneliness and isolation makes mental issues worse. Okay this is a weird comparison I know but imagine you had a physical issue like being morbidly obese. The obvious solution to that is working out and restricting calories. But the irony of life is that you will never FEEL fatter and like you have an issue, than when you are fat and you try to deny yourself food or make you push yourself physically. It feels like something that never bothered you that much is suddenly a huge issue. But it is the way to lessening the actual issue. It just takes time to hit your stride and actually feel like your efforts are paying off instead of that you're just being confronted over and over again with your inabilities. It is like that with mental issues too. People that function well with no social life, only feel weird when they try to socialize. Someone who drinks every night before bed but functions well otherwise, will only feel like an alcoholic once he'll try to skip the drinks for a night. It is always hurtful and messy to leave your comfort zone and try to change your ways. And getting into a relationship is ALWAYS trying to change your ways when you're traumatized, simply because your ability to trust and accept yourself and others is damaged. So by definition you are trying to do what your past life makes hard. And you will fuck up along the way. Some fears will come true. You will hear or see observations about yourself that depress you.But it is the only way forward, the only way to change and mature, to grow more stable over time, and to live a fuller life.
>>33940779I look like chad but I don't like your attitude so fuck off
>>33940767FI now understand what he meant by big beautiful Bill
Both genders - what are some tips you'd recommend for making friends and getting out more as an adult? I'm really trying to turn my life around. I can't keep rotting away like this consuming media to dull the negative thoughts. If I'm gonna be a sexless loner, i've resolved to at least try before I let that fate push me over.>>33940779Well if I looked like chad i'd probably have turned out a bit more outgoing in the first place.
>>33940779I don't know why I'm so good-looking, but that's indeed the case. Strong jaw, masculine features, deep-set eyes, thick beard, lots of body hair, and so on. I'm exceptionally handsome, though I never thought my submissiveness had anything to do with it.
gf refuses to watch any movie with a nude scene due to insecurity and hates attractive female characters, I showed her the trailer for night of the living dead remake and she doesn't wanna watch it because of the woman, although she liked alien so wtf
>>33940789You lie
>>33940785I hope this comes across as reassuring and not as stern, but your experience is incredibly incredibly common. So many songs, poems, novels etc about how can love be the most beautiful thing in the world but also so painful ("What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" and all that, to just name one everyone knows.) But they are two sides of the same coin. It hurts so much because you cared so deeply. The only alternative is never caring that much anymore. And it's not limited to love. If you suffer a personal loss (parents, sibling, best friend) your hurt will also run as deep as your love for them does. It is the price we pay to build meaningful things with others, risking losing them and suffering losses. But without those precious bonds, life is just a sequence of events.
>>33940795She's immature and cripplingly insecure and you're not going to fix that for her. Best case scenario you manage to ride out the relationship long enough that she matures on her own.
>>33940793Do your hookups let you be submissive in bed?
Girls are you guys often approached by people? Like cold, hard, approaches? From people you never knew before, like that sorta
kinda bored of this tedious invisalign shit, damn I gotta put up with this for a year to have none busted teeth, at least they will be perfect though after I suppose UGH
Day 6 of no fap/no porn after fapping every day for monthsI thought the flatline would last longer than this, but my morning wood is slowly but surely returning and I’m thinking of fucking the shit out of my coworker upon awakening. Is this a good thing?
>>33940786Can i go there without being mentally ill? Can i fake it?
>>33940791MFrom my experience it's making yourself good first, let others come to you. You don't need to go up to girls and be clingy until one accepts, but you can offer something completely different, like if you want to help people deal with problems and say "if anyone wants to talk it out" it's mostly girls that'll come to you. For guys, and guy friends, it's pretty situational, get yourself in a group of 20 people, be it a shared activity, a college class and you'll make 3-4 friends just by your nature alone becuase you're guys - no tips there.
>>33940805get used to it, you'll have to wear the retainers at the end of the treatment for the rest of your life anyway
>>33940787I feel like my gf leaving me made my mental health one hundred times worse. well at least being so depressed that I barely ate anything for 3 months helped lose weight so hey at least something good came out of that! >>33940797yeah I'm aware of all those songs but heh I guess I just never really paid attention to them until now, man how true those songs were.who knows maybe someday I will find someone like her again, or not I don't really know what I want right now, actually I do, I really want her back but that's not happening, I hate being so obsessive
>>33940791MMeet a lot of people and don't try to squeeze blood from a stone, people looking to make a friend will respond with the same level of investment. Also, display 50% of your actual weirdness level early, best to skip the shallow "acquaintance" level conversations and either meet someone you can communicate with on the weirder, truer level or have it be very obvious you two aren't going to mesh.
>>33940804It's happened but it never happened to me often and it's been years since the last time (if you indeed only count "pure" cold approaches where you did not exchange any smile or anything prior). Also while I have been cold approached by peers it was usually older men approaching me back when I was like 18-22.I have a friend since my early twenties who is stunningly attractive and she got cold approached like that all the time. Still I don't think it ever resulted in anything more than a mediocre date for her. People coming up to you like that hardly ever have anything in common with you. Lots of awkward "so do you like to party?" tier questions.
>>33940796Are you a Stacy-esque dommy mommy? No? I thought so
>>33940791Are you a NEET? I used to be one, I can understand so, if you are, my advice is for you to start taking classes, then go an extra mile when helping people. Go to the coffee so or, do anything social. Good luck!
>>33940804Not really. Some girls are for sure, but to me it is something that happens maybe 3-4 times a year.
>>33940796I'm telling the truth, you just got rejected by chad
>>33940786Is this true? But is it difficult to get out once you're in there? How do you even hook-up if the nurses are watching you and try to make you docile with drugs?
>>33940806I haven't done it since like a year. I still get aroused every day and sometimes it's wet dreams, that's just a testosterone spike due to your circadian rhytm. This is normal, the action itself of engaging in degenerate behaviour to act on it is not.
>>33940812only at night though, once its done they put a thing across the front and buttom teeth like a small metal thing that keeps them in place and I put the retainer on at night which is fine, some people skip nights so its not too rigid
Since we have some Christfags here, I've always been curious. What's the answer to the whole "how is it just to have infinite punishment for finite crimes" question? As in, say there's a guy who's just barely not good enough to make it into heaven, so he goes to hell for all eternity. Eternity is a long time. Eventually, trillions upon trillions of years will pass. There won't be a soul in the universe who will have ever heard of this guy for thousands of generations, yet he'll still be getting punished for his minor transgressions. His suffering in hell will eventually eclipse all the suffering all living people on Earth had ever experienced by the time he was ever born. By what logic would it make sense for him to still be suffering? The punishment isn't appropriate for the crime.
>>33940815oh, hopefully we don't seem creepy or something if we really do it>Lots of awkward "so do you like to party?" tier questions.ah that makes sense>>33940819is it weird? i don't knowit'd be cool if i could meet girls in groups with my hobbies so i could cold approach them
>>33940675This sin will drag you to the grave
>>33940818I dont have a license yet so i cant really make friends (my classes are online atm). But I'm taking the test soon and should own a car soon.
>>33940803No. Women aren't dominant.
>>33940826Peter Thiel is gay and controls the world rn
>>33940824This is why I don’t talk about theology or faith online. This is literally kindergarten tier questions you can answer by doing the most basic digging, I.e. damnation is self inflicted
>>33940614true
>>33940827>my classes are online atmthat sucks, get a motorbike if you cancan women comment on if they like motorbikes over cars because its something i see frequently
>>33940825I wouldn't say that someone you meet through your daily life is a person you cold approach? Like, I've been talked to by girls and guys at social events, hobbies, work and I would never say they cold approached me. I see that more as someone who randomly walks up to you at a bar or on the street.
>>33940830Your irreverent comment doesn’t lessen my disgust whatsoever. You must live a sad, insecure life since all you do is lord over other women about how you have a husband
>>33940826It which religion having sex with your own husband is considered a sin?
>>33940836is it weird to ask for their phone number, if ever? it does for me from first thought
>>33940692That question alone ruins 50% of cute internet content.>>33940721that just means you're only nice to keep up expectations. You can be a bit of a jerk online but just genuinely wanting others to feel bad for no reason is just mean.
>>33940824Most Christians of sincerity I know tend either not to believe in that doctrine of infinite hellfire or frame it as more of a metaphorical self-distancing from God. E.g, you choose not to be with him so you are alone forever, which itself is a state of hellishness. The doors to hell are locked on the inside and all that. Not a christian myself but that's an attitude I hear often. The most harsh thing I've ever heard was that the "lake of hellfire" during Judgement day will simply annihilate all sinners instantly - so no eternal conscious torment, but effectively a physicalist's interpretation of death, just nothingness.
>>33940844Neat!
>>33940844That sounds really fucking cool desu
My husband will be back from his work trip in 3 days. Is it okay to tell him not to masturbate during this time so that he has more coom when he's back?
For those who play runescape, you excited for sailing?
Femanons, would you rather perfect tits or a perfect ass?
Women, would it be okay if your bf called you whore or other degrading names during sex as long as it stayed in the bedroom?
>>33940825>oh, hopefully we don't seem creepy or something if we really do itNah, not at all. Sure some situations are a little pushy. I remember being stuck on a train with a guy opposite me who kept trying to strike up a convo even though I would return to my book after every curt answer. It gets uncomfortable when someone is so insistent you feel you flat-out have to tell them no to end the situation. Especially if you're stuck (like in a train or at work). But the act of seeing someone, being curious and shooting your shot imo is just a human right. 9/10 times guys would take their loss quickly, at most showing some disappointment, and that's totally fine, never found any of them creepy. But NGL my social skills with strangers definitely weren't the best either at those ages so the conversations themselves could be very uncomfortable because you both have no clue where to even start with the other person.
>>33940852I'm not a dyke
>>33940850I mean that’s kinda a weird request given the reason but you do you
>>33940824>What's the answer to the whole "how is it just to have infinite punishment for finite crimes" question? As in, say there's a guy who's justThink about it this way, if you only have 1 opportunity, 1 choice to make, what would it be? Saving or not saving soneone's life, Jumping or not jumping infront of a live grenade to save your comrades?You are lucky to be a human, as as such, lucky to have many opportunities to choose wrong and still be saved for choosing right only once since we believe that God is merciful.If someone has had the opportunity like this a thousand times, and refused every one, it's a just punishment. Hence why Christians also believe that the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, the rejection of even the possibility of trying to be good, the rejection of the notion that you can be forgiven. Otherwise, no sin is too grave to be unforgivable if one repents and humbles themselves for good.
>>33940840Where did I say that was the sin? It’s your arrogance and putting down others. Also my other post >>33940837There’s a reason I called you Queen of the nerds, you are a deeply insecure person who has to put down others to lift yourself up.
>>33940850It's a totally fair request to make, though it's up to him if he wants to follow it. I would if I were in his shoes, though.
>>33940851Yeah, sucks that I’ll lose my max cape but sailing looks awesome. I always wanted player owned ports and this looks like it could have that
>>33940853Not for me. Privately in fantasies I can sometimes get off on the idea of feeling a little slutty, but I have just heard too much unironic hate about female promiscuity for it to really work. My teenage friends would say all the time they wished whores would just get killed off. And then I was already at 4chan at those ages too where people said worse things. One time I said to my bf in bed "I'm a bit of a slut for you aren't I?" and he literally only hummed in agreement and suddenly I could feel my eyes stinging. Not for me.
>>33940832male movies are also trash in this
>>33940855So you dont want to be attractive?
>>33940862Are you prepping? Personally I’m gonna raw dog it and enjoy myself
>>33940843>wanting others to feel bad for no reasonCome on, she was attentionwhoring, she needed someone to chasten her>>33940858Projection
>>33940867I have 150m set aside for it but not much else. What prep are you doing?
ATOGA what do I have for my din dins? do I have>burritos: I will make 4 large burritos with beans, cajun chicken, some sort of sauce, crunchy salad and bell pepperor>steak, couscous, sweet potato, tender stem broccoli, garlic cheesy flatbread, some sort of sauce
>>33940870Weight?
>>33940869More skilling than anything. Just got 92 WC and 89 smithing. Gonna go for 84 con from 81, which should take a few hours
>>33940857>If someone has had the opportunity like this a thousand times, and refused every one, it's a just punishment.No, it's not. "A thousand" is absolutely nothing in the face of infinity. It will eventually have been 300 quadrillion years since the last time a given person made the wrong choice, and he'd still be getting punished?
ATOGA where do girls hang out IRL I am a GEDtard and IDK where to meet them
>>33940868>ProjectionSimpcuck begone
>>33940840If it distorts the reproductive purpose and just corrupts it for personal satisfaction, then it is.>>33940858He's right, while you're not directly promoting sin, it can lead to scandal - enticing others to do the same without formality and not considering the consequences since you idolise it.
>>33940870dick
>>33940871dunno, I have visible abs though due to lifting 5x a week and being fairly active and I got that 24 year old metabolism
>>33940870>>33940870Marriage
>>33940852Perfect ass because no matter how perfect your tits are, you'll just have to weight and see how pregnancy, aging and all that will impact them. It seems like perfect ass is a more reliable asset (no pun intended) in that regard.
>>33940872Hell yeah. You an iron or main? If you have the money and patience I recommend blitzing out 99 con
>>33940877KysAre tall women more... i dont know how to describe it, more assertive than shorter women? Like, a bit more autistic
Femanons, would you consider taking it up the ass?What if you knew that you would more easily orgasm from anal?
So is it just one faggot constantly posting the gestation screencap hoping for replies or what
Women, would you be okay with a boyfriend who is a regular at strip clubs and massage parlors, where everyone knows him on a first-name basis?
>>33940850I do requests like this all the time but I phrase it as a fantasy of mine ("I would love it if you..." "I keep thinking about what if you...") and not a command. Unless you already know your guy to be submissive at times at least, I think phrasing it that way minimizes the odds he's weirded out rather than flattered, whether he's game or not.
>>33940886Yeah, it's one guy, he's shitting up lit sometimes too. Europa schizo
>>33940854So you're basically saying that females only want men to approach them for the validation. No wonder men opted out of doing so and bitches are now crying about it lol
>>33940886He doesn’t want replies, he thinks he’s doing a grand holy war
>>33940873Imagine we invented a medicine that could extend our life and we give it to everyone. Now imagine you kill someone once and get sent to jail, you get out and kill again, until they sentence you to life inprisonment since you never stopped killing. Is life imprisonment not just here?
>>33940887i'm a guy, would you be okay with a girlfriend who is a regular at strip clubs and massage parlors? this is so stupid bro
>>33940887>strip clubs and massage parlorsYou mean brothels?
>>33940883I’m a main but I appreciate how irons operate. Brings me back to the pre GE days. I’ve been considering blitzing con but I have a feeling sailing will be a money sink too so I’m gonna just get a maxed house first then wait a little
>>33940890You are reading shit into my post I never wrote. I never felt validated by someone approaching me, nor have I ever wanted anyone to cold approach me. I just said I think people have the right to do that if they want.
>>33940893I'm ok with it.
>>33940824Read the great divorce by cs Lewis
>>33940881>>33940878I dont want those dammit
>>33940898Bro...
Where the lonely single women at
>>33940904I took the only one here, sorry bro
>>33940904They're being bullied by the married bitch right now
>>33940884Help
>>33940895Valid, I’m hoping Sailing is a buyable. I’m so handicapped by having a max cape I genuinely don’t know how I’m gonna cope. My plan is to mule on DMM to recoup my money, or spam some Nex, gonna spend my week grinding more Muspah for the pet
>>33940844I am a Christian and think you explained this very accurately.
>>33940900You don't want marriage? D:
women, should I shave today??
>>33940899Don't be lazy. I know that you're probably well read but these questions have to be answered directly, not just pointed towards something else.>Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect
>>33940894This too sometimes, and it's not like I don't have sex regularly with a few dancers. But no, I mean literally strip clubs and massage parlors. The massages are erotic, with blowjobs performed by totally nude Asian girls, but there is no intercourse.
>>33940913not for dinner
How do I get rid of a fat fetish? Or at least suppress it?
Waifufag types fascinate me. I dont know if women express a similar penchant in some unique way, but the adoration and "loyalty" these men feel is so sad and pathetic yet strangely endearing. Like their lives are a perversion of everything they ought to be, but in their own mentally retarded way they still cling to this idealized image of perfection(in their mind), like an object of worship and veneration which exists as a rejection of worldly.Women, do you know any girls that do something similar? I see it only on 4chan so I have no actual anecdotes of my own to draw from regarding personal experience.
>Work really hard at dieting, putting up with hunger as I very strictly regulate the amount of calories I consume (while still getting adequate nutrition) >Weight slowly, slowly falls off, with even the slightest snack or bit of indulgence undoing weeks of progress>Get sick and also have a bunch of stressful life events occur over several weeks>Abandon my diet completely during this time, stop weighing myself, eat large portion sizes and snack freely>Finally feel well enough to start dieting again>Weigh myself for the first time in several weeks to see how much progress I lost>It turns out I somehow LOST weight, as if I'd been continuing my diet all this time, even though I've been eating like a pig and never once feeling hungryWhat the fuck gives? What are the rules for losing weight when stuff like this happens?
>>33940927Go to the doctor.
>>33940925Nice word salad loser
>>33940888MI'd do anything a woman wanted it she phrased requests like this
>>33940824you fundamentally don't understand what does and does not qualify you for Heaven. To get into Heaven, all you have to do is accept that God forgives you for your inherent sin. You don't need to perform a certain number of good works or bribe your way in, just acknowledge that you fucked up and that it's inherent to the nature of humanity to fuck up.And before you say "I'll just commit a bunch of crimes and then repent before I get the chair", remember that God is not stupid. He knows the game you're trying to pull there. Accepting God into your heart leads you to doing good works, the good works themselves aren't what gets you into Heaven.
>>33940924MWhat the fuck, bro? They are really unattractiveHow'd it start out?
>>33940935Endive from Chowder unironically
>>33940925Idol worship or yaoi, guy answering.
>>33940808I'm gonna focus on guys first, just wanna have people I can talk to about stuff with. I'd love to have a real experience with a lover one day but I'm keeping things realistic with just putting myself into the world more.
>>33940938I don’t know what response I expected but it certainly wasn’t this
>>33940925women absolutely engage in the same behaviours. You're too young to remember the legions of fangirls who WORSHIPPED Captain Kirk on Star Trek.
>>33940938What the fuck..
>>33940924How fat?
>>33940932I admit I can be verbose but the message was still pretty straightforward.
>>33940946Depends on the fat distribution. I like them bottom heavy or hourglass shaped. Apples are disgusting. But up to 400lbs tho I prefer the 200s
>>33940944>Captain KirkAnd now they worship a literal 10 foot minotaur with a 15 inch dick. What went wrong?
>>33940944Yeah I imagined it but I grew and saw this culture largely from male-dominated 4chan, so my observations are all about dudes loving MLP characters and whatnot.
>>33940853No, I don't want my husband to be mean to me. The idea of him saying that makes me cry.>>33940852Perfect tits. Husband is a boob guy and I can work for a great ass either way.
>>33940924I don't think you really can get rid of a fetish and the closest strategy is to accept it without attaching too much weight to it (yeah yeah). Suppressing anything makes it into a taboo and people find taboo stuff erotic for that reason alone... So making your fetish into a taboo will naturally only ever amplify your feelings. Accepting you just like this but also have mixed feelings about it, will make it as normal and non-sexy as is possible for you I think.
>>33940908>save up for a few years>get a BBLIt's not hard to find a husband
>>33940925>>33940944This, if anything in my experience women find the fantasy enough to obsess over. Fanfiction is mostly written by women too. I was in love with a fictional character for years as a young teen.
>>33940885>Femanons, would you consider taking it up the ass?Yeah, but it would not be something I do on a regular basis. There's shit in there and I have a hole made for taking dick, I don't see the point.>>33940887No, I don't want to date a guy who fucks whores lol
>>33940949That’s more normal than you think. Is this like Gracie Bon?
>when she has a beautiful face but no ass or titties
>>33940959reminder one of the best selling books of all time (50 shades of grey) is a slightly rewritten Twilight fanfic.
>>33940886Not him but I get a little dopamine hit when a spammer gets ignored
>>33940960Yet you dated your husband?
>>33940962Yes. Like Gracie bon, or randalin, or yesjulz for example
>>33940967Yeah. He does not fuck whores.
>>33940281donuts?
>>33940970Congrats on your abstinence marriage
>>33940971erotic
>>33940970If you’re one of the rare women who isn’t a whore then props to you>t. Fucked a lot of whores in his 20s
>>33940969You like what you like brother. There is nothing wrong with it
What’s the opposite of a butterface?
>>33940970>t. white marriage
The lonely single femanons should just date fat and balding guys, their lives would improve immensely.
>>33940938There are some times where I think this website sucks and then there are times like this what the fuck ahahahaha
>>33940963No ass is kinda rough but beautiful face trumps all
>>33940971Men should not be allowed to be near food sold to and eaten by women
>>33940963That’s ideal imo
>>33940959I find men tend to take it to far when they do it.t. speaking from experience.
Why don’t you talk about your husband more? You only babble about the fact you’re married but never actually talk about the man, hmmmm
>>33940925MI've been around a lot of Asians (Jap, Korean, Taiwanese, and Chinese) and I notice that like every girl that doesn't have their bf on their lock screen has a kpop idol on it instead. Guys will either have an anime/gacha girl or a kpop idol on it.
>>33940979Very much so lol
>>33940971me when I become a gym teacher at the local middle school
>>33940963The men who obsess over ass size are so weird to me. I've never once looked at a woman's butt and lamented that it wasn't larger. So long as she doesn't have a dimply, droopy butt from being a disgusting landwhale, she's fine. I'd eagerly fondle and grope the booty of a skinny, petite woman just as much as I would the booty of an athletic, curvy woman.
>>33940985https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/japan-chatgpt-ai-wedding-b2864314.html
>>33940988There's more than one married woman here, anon.
>>33940971Please stop I'm ovulating
>>33940971Me when I lose my virginity to identical triplets
>>33940995what fantasy realm do you live in where you've never seen a girl with a flat dumpy pancake arse.
>>33940997Okay nevermind she outranks me.
>>33940999Moid hands
>>33940998I know, I dated one
Women did you know our cock skin gets shiny when hard? (even cut ones)
>be black>have more dating success in less diverse areas in the west than I do in more diverse areas on the east coastWtf is going on here
Hahaha my life is perfect and so much better than yours
Men anons, if you were in a mafia group, would you be an earner, muscle, or a technician? Which role would you say fits you best?
>>33941009Thanks Bimbo
>>33941011technician because I am a loser nerd
>>33941008Exciting and exotic i guess? in diverse areas you're just some guy.
>>33941008M, also blackYou're more unique/exotic when there are fewer blacks around and they don't have preexisting prejudices because they haven't had bad interactions with lower class blacks.
>>33941011I'd win over the bosses daughter with my autistic charm, and marry into the family
>>33941008>>33941017Oh you’re black? Name every NOI leader
>>33941008>>33941017Who is the best black person? Future?
>>33940916Well cs Lewis gives a better explanation obviously But the sin isn't anything like murder or theft or whateverThe damning sin is the rejection of christ in favor of one's selfIn the book several sinners reject heaven because they can't bear to live without somethingGiving up eternal paradise over some earthly reason
>>33941011I would never be in a mafia group because I'm a good boy
>>33941021Anon, you probably think boule is a bread
>>33940960>guy who fucks whoresHey, sex work is a respectable profession, and there is nothing wrong with using their services.
>>33941026Dunno what that is, just like the 3/4 thing the RZA does
I'm very depressed right now, too depressed to play vidya and too depressed to read.hate wasting my days off like this
>>33941027I disagree on both counts.
>>33940940Lmao this, if you think men posting pictures of anime girls is insane you wouldnt fucking believe what yaoi fans do.
I have the distinct problem of women hitting on me right in front of my wife and it’s always been awkward for me and my wife gets mad at me for freezing up and not really knowing how to respond. I recently found the solution. My wedding ring is stainless steel. I can actually get them in bulk for less than a dollar a ring. So I carry a pouch full of these things, a few dozen or so whenever we go out. When a woman pulls her woman shit and tries to flirt or do whatever I take my ring off my finger and chuck it at her and scream IM MARRIED GO AWAY and proceed to pull more rings out of my pocket and throw them at her till she leaves me alone.
>>33940885I did it twice to try it out and concluded that it definitely isn't for me.An orgasm wouldn't be worth the discomfort and fecal incontinence later in life.
>>33940885I like buttstuff, but it usually isn't worth all the prep.
Women, would you date a troll? I like pranking people and doing really mundane but odd things to see peoples reactions.
women would you be annoyed if you were innocently resting your head on your bf's lap, and he got hard?
>>33941032My filipina friend was obsessed with banana fish and yaoi in general
>>33941041I would be disappointed if he didn't
>>33941030clean your room its depression day
I do everything with such confidence that people everywhere think I'm not a new guy and that I know what I'm doing. The problem is, I often don't, and I try to learn everything on the spot. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend just randomly said stuff like “Jesus, you’re beautiful” or “wow, you’re fucking sexy”. Nothing descriptive or very thoughtful , just multiple variations of “fuck, you’re hot”
>>33940885My ass is for taking shit, not for male pleasure
>>33941001I confess that I really don't look at butts that much, but I've never seen an unappealing butt on a skinny or otherwise in-shape woman.
>>33941047Taking shit? Okay, whatever you're into. *shovels feces into your asshole*
>>33941047Your asshole? MaybeBut can I not take pleasure at looking at your magnificent rump?
>>33941053You can. It's quite flat though, you won't be impressed
>>33941046NAG but that’s insanely corny and phony
>>33941044not a bad idea
Women, just so you know, when we’re fucking you from behind we do judge how cute or not cute your butthole is.
>>33941042Tell me about it. I knew a vietnamese girl who fried her brain on yaoi, BL manga, and gay porn. She fully believed that the prostate was this magical organ in men that when pressed on felt so good it'd turn any man into a wimpering mess and that any man could be turned gay/bottom by experiencing "anal pleasure" one time. I've never seen another human being as addicted to porn as she was, because she'd literally just sit on people's couches and start casually browsing porn on her phone like a bored person would scroll through tiktok or instagram.
>>33941060Yeah, I know but sex from behind is pleasurable enough for me to tolerate it
>>33941046MI do this. In my experience, even if they find it flattering, they eventually get tired or bored of it.
>>33941026>implying
>>33941065>but sex from behind is pleasurable enougheven with a dick that curves up?
>>33941046>>33941067God, you're so bad at pickup. You must read a few books on seduction techniques.
>>33941041No, it's the rule.>>33941046Based. I tell him all the time, too.
>no gf to cheer me up when I'm depressed.life fucking sucks man
>>33941063>prostate was this magical organ in men that when pressed on felt so good it'd turn any man into a wimpering mess and that any man could be turned gay/bottom by experiencing "anal pleasure" one timeMy bf had that reaction to pegging and you would too if you weren't too scared to try
>>33941076Don’t rely on someone else for your own happiness .Go monk mode
>>33941074I don't give compliments to seduce her, I say them because they're my honest thoughts and I figured she might enjoy them. You're so weird.
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme some GANJA
>>33941078NTAI'm not scared at all, I've just never been with a woman interested in trying it.
>>33941080Right. “Pickup” lmao. They’re a decade late/
>>33940852Ass>>33940885No>>33940887No>>33941040No>>33941041I do yes >>33941046And then bends me over
>>33941086Evil woman
>>33941078I tried solo anal stuff a few times and didn't like it. I had one good orgasm from it, I will admit. It's just not for me though, and I don't like all the preparation or how my anus felt after. But I'm never gonna tell her that.Btw this girl was so far gone she asked me while we were eating dinner if she could peg me like she were asking me to go watch a movie with her.
Can someone explain the “just be yourself” advice like I’m 5? I did that and now I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m “special”. But not in a positive way.
>>33941063>Tell me about it. I knew a vietnamese girl who fried her brain on yaoi, BL manga, and gay porn. She fully believed that the prostate was this magical organ in men that when pressed on felt so good it'd turn any man into a wimpering mess and that any man could be turned gay/bottom by experiencing "anal pleasure" one time.hahahaha it's always the SEA girls. I don't know how they ended up like that lmao
>>33941046I only do this to my cat. I don't call him sexy but I keep noticing his little feet or pink nose and telling him about them.It'd be strange to hear from or say to a human being so when I notice my bf's ass I just call it obscene and spank it so hard my hand hurts.
whats the female equivalent to this >>33941041
>>33941088>Btw this girl was so far gone she asked me while we were eating dinner if she could peg me like she were asking me to go watch a movie with her.OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS ADORABLE>It's just not for me thoughSame, I tried, but it takes way too long, and I just gave up.
>>33941091All SEA girls end up with an obsession with Japan, Korea, or China. If they go with Korea they'll be obsessed with kpop boys. Japan and China are practically the same: they always turn into BL-obsessed fujoshi, just in two different flavors.
>>33941079my lack of happiness comes from the fact that I'm really lonely it's kinda hard not to rely on other people for my happiness
>>33941094you start feeling moisture close to your head
I've been so depressed I stopped cutting my hair, it's now down to my chin
>>33941094You have to worm your finger up her pant leg and check the moisture level manually
>>33941079Are you a KHHV in your 30s since you're such a monk?
Gonna do a bunch of drugs and have my lady peg me tonight. Looking forward to it.
>>33941085>They’re a decade lateWdym? We're still alive, with constant new members in our community, and doing great at seducing hot chicks.
Women if a guy hummed while eating you out, would it feel as good as a vibe?
>>33940431Ive given up on both
I wish I was a concert pianist whose repertoire consists mostly of bach and scriabin
>>33941095You know that meme that gets posted ITT "when two bottoms meet vs two tops meet" it was basically like that except I won every time because at the end of the day, she's a small asian girl.
>>33941114are you asian? how'd you meet her? thats really funny altogether
It’s crazy how smelling like grass clippings and engine grease turns women on.
I'm about to have a breakdown
>>33941116Black moid. Happenstance assigned roommates in university apartments for grad students.
>bro women like manly men that work with their handsBiggest meme ever. Yeah, you'll definitely get a gf by being around sweaty men all day.
>>33941007what, why? that's odd.
>>33941088More power to you, but is not for me. I’m also a pretty big dude, in height and weight, the idea of getting pegged by a woman of average stature makes me burst out laughing. If she’s tall and/or strong then maybe I’d consider it, because then the idea isn’t laughable to me.
I like men being rough and aggressive in bed and I'm tired pretending I don't
>>33941094the womb tattoo starts glowing in your face
>>33941089"Be yourself" means that you shouldn't try to be someone you aren't.If you're short, don't try to be tall. If you're a nerd, don't pretend to be a jock. That sort of thing.It would maybe be a bit more accurate to say "strive to be the best version of yourself" or even just "be comfortable in your own skin."If you're unhealthy or have a toxic personality, you can improve those things while still being yourself.Just bee urself doesn't mean that you should try to portray your shortcomings as strengths or consider your problems to be unsolvable.
>woke up with morning woodsociety is healing
>>33941007especially when you pull the skin, it even reflects light
I give up. can't even clean my room I'm such a fucking failure, I'll just watch random shit on youtube and rot in my bed until it's time to go to work again
I wanna play it cool but I'm losing youI'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ringand I'm in pieces, baby fix meand just shake me til you wake me from this bad dream
>>33941089You could act smart to get her. But you can't keep up that act forever, you know? She'll eventually discover that you're a bit special. Then you'll both have wasted months or years and gotten nowhere because she doesn't want a special boy.If you let everyone see that you're special from the get go you end up with people who love you because you're special, or at least despite of it.
I never knew things were this bad.
>>33941130Armament hakiBut srsly it's because the skin is pulled much tauter than it is while flaccid. Think of how a balloon is less shiny when deflated; same thing
>>33941154What the fuck is this, a Reddit post referring to YouTube clips as sources? Men should be put back in schools at gunpoint
Women I could bear hug you and crush your rib cage to pieces if I really wanted to.
I went to Walmart and had an ego death.
>>33941154Foids in the West are already trying to ban Thai and Filipino wives. There's a reason they weren't outside with "refugees welcome" signs anymore when Ukrainian females were coming.
state genderwhat do you do when you're depressed?
>>33941170Nothing because I’m not a pussy.
>>33941173>not a pussyI don't know what that has to do with anything
>>33941123that sounds fun, were her parents okay? asian parents are infamous for a reason.
Is there anything more satisfying than cleaning your ears out with a q-tip and pulling out a fat orange potato on the end? I think not.
>>33941168I unironically think about moving to Asia every day, but I have no idea how to do it.
Should I feel bad for getting annoyed telling my fiancee to stop talking for her backseat driving?
>>33941182Go to college, be white, be American.
>>33941166>INo, you didn't.
>>33941184The fact you haven’t given her five across the eyes means you have patience.
>>33941154IIM GOING TO FIND HIM WE ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE SEX AND WE'LL NEVER BE ALONE AGAIN
>>33941182From what I know, everyone who moved there to live, they already had an online business going on.
we may never know each other all that clearlyreally, will it matter when we drift apart?for as long as we can feign another moment loving dearly, i don't think i'll ever need to see into your heart.
>>33941170MCan't be depressed, if i suffer, He suffered worse.
I hate it when people look at me when I walk past them, why do they do that? I hate it !!!
>>33941179Divorced, her mom remarried to a white guy in Australia. Apparently she has a tranny step-cousin and she fucking hates him, but she had a bad time with ladyboy bullies in highschool in Thailand so she already had a prejudice. She has penis envy due to her crippling gay porn addiction, but knows she can't change her sex (and thinks the idea that you can is some weird western retardation), so she just has a strong, valid opinions against transgenderism.
>>33941196I look at everyone to judge whether or not I can kill them or if I would need to run away from them.
>>33941198>ladyboy bullies in highschool in ThailandPeak Thailand.
>>33941170"It is what it is"
>>33941204Based
>>33941202I feel like people are trying to read my mind when they look at me I hate the feeling so much
>>33941111It's pleasant, but nowhere near the power of a vibe.
>>33941170F. Schlick, mostly to stuff like >>33941163.
>>33941187what do you mean?having no ego doesn't mean there is no Iit's the opposite.There is no we, ONLY I.
*grabs your left boob with my left hand*
>>33941220lol
>>33941215so you like getting crushed?
>>33941170F. Lay in bed and feel like shit.
>>33941225Yes, very much.
>>33941198She sounds like a legend LMFAO, are you still together with her? Ladyboy bullies too, wtf, she sounds rich as hell though.
>>33941233>but it's all still men's faultYesBecause men let it happen
>>33941233Women have been working since the dawn of time. Who do you think was plowing fields and tending to animals and gardening and bartering in town and making clothes and shoes for their families. Who do you think was working as wetnurses and servants and farmhands
>>33941233pretty lazy bait
State gender.If you're being completely honest, how buyable are you?To look the other way, to actively participate on corruption, to do sexual favors...?
>>33941240This. Back in the day, ale houses were ran almost exclusively by women.
>>33941244F. Not at all, I'm kind of autistic and have a very strong sense of right and wrong.
>>33941227I meant what do you do to feel better, lol I'm doing the same right now though
>>33941249>Back in the day, ale houses were ran almost exclusively by women.Thirdie?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>33941244I already scam the American taxpayers out of tens of thousands of dollars per year and it’s perfectly above board.
see, when you have no ability to doubt yourself you KNOW you are rightultra ego is a high spiritual truth. having so much ego you know your ego isn't real, but in a moment of clarity, realizing the ego is also real.IT'S ALL ME
>>33941251Nothing, I just wait for it to stop.It hasn't worked so far.
>>33940281Yes, im pretty goodI want to curbstomp this faggot
>>33941244depends on who is paying if it is a cutie chinese spy then I am free
>>33941253No, it’s straight facts. Ale went bad in less than a week. The wife of the house would make a big batch for the husband and family and stick a broom outside the door of the home and sell the extra to anyone who came by.
How do you even meet so on here?I've read multiple times from multiple women they met a guy from 4chan and they're in a relationship.But on what board?
>>33941244Mnot very much. Im an extremely stubborn person and it physically repulses me, doing something another person says I should do. I've walked away from shit I probably shouldnt have just bause someone said I should go ahead with it.
>>33941258relatable
>>33941244MI'm corrupted to the bone, and it all depends on the price, the client, and the favor.
Women, would you like it if a guy told you that you're cute and funny, and said he would like to be your non-sexual friend?
I wonder if any adult woman has ever masturbated to pictures of myself when I was a little boyI sure hope so
>>33941255I’m on my second marriage myself so I can’t really say shit
>>33941270NO
>>33941170mhave music parties and be less strict with myself
>>33941270Non sexual friend is a weird way to phrase it.
>>33941276>be less strict with myselfI should try that
>>33941264soc probably? or just in random boards that interest you
>>33941270Yes, I'd press a button to kill all horny sleazy shithead fuckzoner scrotoids to befriend just one (1) man who doesn't see me as a walking vagina
>>33941270I'm not THAT fat...Fr please stop friendzoning me, I'm already losing the weight JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
>>33941250I want to deeply corrupt you.
>>33941264for me it was always a coincidence that the girls I've been seeing were also on 4chan
>>33941283No, thanks :)
>>33941264Tagmap bro. Sadly lots of trannies there.
even as a kid I looked like I was one bad day away from killing myself, god I look so sad
>>33941277I mean friends with no hope of having sex between them. I just wanted to emphasize that.
>>33941289Oh, that's fine. I don't see the point in calling me cute if you just want to be friends tho lmao
>>33941278I don't mean do drugs or gooning or anything just realise that you can do anything you want and don't worry about consequences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gznfn4y7K2greally good video but nobody tells you about how david goggins abandoned his child
Are women with more than one marriage looked down as worse by the woman community?
>>33941294Yeah. Even women with too many bfs are.
>>33941290nta but a friend calling me cute would boost my self-esteem and improve my day even if my friend means nothing by it
>>33941292Aint watching videos with weird fonts in their titles
>>33941286I will corrupt you.You will not know when it happens or where it happens. When you walk down a street, you will suddenly turn around and wonder if I, The Corruptor, was following behind you or not.When you open a yoghurt, you will never be sure if I, The Corruptor, hasn't dripped some corruption into it.For I am, The Corruptor.
>>33941291oh I knew what you meant don't worry
>>33941300No, but thanks :)>>33941297I would not really enjoy it, especially from a guy. Feels disrespectful towards my man.
I still can't get over the class bimbo cucking me out of my teenager crush back in high school
>>33941212its over
>>33941280Insane logic. You wouldn't respect him if he treated you like a friend. You bitches love the fact that you can lead on men who want to fuck you.
>>33941305>I would not really enjoy it, especially from a guy. Feels disrespectful towards my man.well if the other person is in a relationship then that would be a different thing
>>33941309sad stuff, chad cucked me too but he asked permission for me first very strange
>>33941294No. If there's no juicy backstory available people just assume the first husband/s were abusive or cheated on her.
>>33941280>scrotoidsIs this your current favourite word?
>>33941294Not really, at least with the remarried women I know.
See, I am not an EXPRESSION of a singular unified consciousness. I am the unified consciousness in its entirety expressing itself as a singular individual.
>>33941280>>33941282Some women are drowning, while others can't get into the water, lol.
>>33941315Nta but it is mine now
>>33941311You're projecting your braindead sperm done retardation onto women. Straight sex doesn't feel good and men have nothing else to offer. I've publicly humiliated every single moid who pretended to be my friend only to try and turn things sexual.
>>33941292So?
when people say "you have to put yourself out there" where exactly am I supposed to go? I clearly can't form a relationship at work so where should I go?
>>33941317Ummm do you know if my crush likes me back
>>33941244MI can't be bought.
I love sucking on cancer sticks :3
Women why aren't you attracted to men?
>>33941314Dang
>>33941331Same. It takes a lot of effort for me to not do it that often.
>>33941264In my experience you just keep replying to anon until she dms you hehe haha
>>33941331PLEASE BE A WOMAN PLEASE BE A WOMANI LOVE WOMEN WHO SMOKEDID YOU GUYS KNOW DUA LIPA SMOKES CIGS?
>>33941332I am attracted to men quite a bit.
>>33941334I only really need one when I wake up while I drink my coffee and during my breaks at work>>33941336no sorry anon, I do want a woman that smokes too so we can smoke together at the cemetery
>>33941332I am unfortunately
>>33941331I do too, but I haven't done it in a decade.
>>33941322NTAYou mean straight sex doesn't feel good for you, but have you tried lesbian sex? Or are you not sexually attracted to women?
>>33941333Nta but that's literally the case for all the divorced women I know. One of them deserved it tho
>>33941345then you don't really love it
>>33941322Why should a man bother being friends with you? You offer nothing special.
>>33941338Then why dont you like when we talk to you>>33941342>unfortunatelyThen you are not attracted to men
I was molested a lot as a kid but these days I'm so fucking lonely I kinda miss those days, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>33941322so why not have sex with women
>>33941350>Then you are not attracted to menI am, I hate them but I love them
>>33941325any social activity? you could try and get random dates on tinder, learn to cook, a new language, sports. Just increase the size of your social network
>>33941353What do you hate and what do you love?
Men, why aren't you handsome
>>33941360I am not animu, gomen...
>>33941358>any social activity?I'm kinda retarded so I need you to be more specific.>new languages for like long distance relationships?
actually refute solipsism and maybe i'll stop believing in it. nobody has EVER given me a good argument btw
>>33941360I only have 12 spirals, not the 16 that he has.It's over
>>33941360I can't really control that, also isn't height related to being handsome? I'm not very tall either
>>33941347This is just stupid logic. Women were literally born to serve men. A slave might cheat on their master and be punished, but a master can't cheat on a slave.
why dont women like hugging men?
>>33941363if solipsism is true then the existence of gay people means you like to take it up the ass
I like being in tight spaces it's very comfy :3I also like to tie my legs together with my blanket or my belt and love the feeling of having something tied around my neck
>>33941372HOT
>>33941363it is because no one likes you and you have no friends
>>33941373Very egirl of you.
>>33941350>Then why dont you like when we talk to youI do like when men I find attractive talk to me.
>>33941375doesnt refute it at all not even close
>>33941378b-but...I'm not a girl... goddamn it yet another instance of people thinking I'm a girl
>>33941374so you admit you like it up the ass? gross
>>33941382Don't pretend like you didn't want that.>>33941383Whatever you say, bimbo.
Shush, not a word.*plap plap plap*
>>33941384>Don't pretend like you didn't want that.no that's not what I wanted I swear
>>33941379>Chads onlyIm not surprised
>>33941348No, I do. I just have asthma and very little self control.
>>33941387Always has been.
notice how that angry femanon always leaves the moment people ask her stuff
>>33941387Yeah? I don't know why you'd be surprised that people want to fuck hot people lmao
>>33941360I am handsome. Speedwagon would probably think I was a gentleman, too
>>33941385YAMETE!!!!
GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE
Girls, is it glutenous?
Women, could you date a grown man who just wiped out Tomato Town?
Why doesn't heee love me and want me
>>33940786I don't want mental ill i want clingy
>>33941391then you arent attracted to men You are attracted to chads
I should be in a psych ward but I'm good enough at pretending to not be mentally ill
>>33941382Then stop being zesty.
>>33941407I'm attracted to (some) men.
are there really third world atogans?
could I find love at a mental asylum?
>>33941390I bet it's the same troll who did the anti-white spam. She couldn't give her country and age like the coward she is, lol.
>>33941411ye
>>33941409I'm not I'm just mentally ill
nothing hotter than seeing a girl's throat bulge out when she's drinking something
>>33941408Yeah, if you actually have issues, you want to avoid the therapist/psych ward stain on you, not use it as a personality trait like normies do.
>>33941411Por supuesto
>>33941421arriba
>>33941420oh no the last thing I want is people being aware that something's wrong with me
>>33941421hmmm
>>33941419You have very specific paraphilias and probably loved the remake of RE3 if you played it
menwould you be put off if a girl told you she was a virgin but then bounced on it with startling power and accuracy
>>33941421I got a warning in here the other day for replying in spanish to someone lol
>>33941426didn't play it actually, I heard it wasn't very good.and I love the original re3 btw it's my favorite
>>33941421>>33941431Ay carrumba
>>33941430No, not at all. Fuck me pls
>>33941360I asked my mom why, and she said I am.
>>33941426but uh can I get a clip of what you're referring to?
>>33941431I did too
I hate women.
>>33941433It did suck and the original is probably my favorite of the PS1 trilogyBut there is at least one visual in RE3make that will probably give you freaking boaner based on the post I replied to. Someone on the dev team clearly had the same fetish
>>33941431I never had this problem but then again I rarely reply in spanish (I think I only did it once)
>>33941430Id think she lied about being a virgin
>>33941441I got that fetish from alien vs predator lol but yeah 3 is also my favorite of the ps1 trilogy.
>>33941442It was the only time I've done it. Someone was talking about their meal in spanish and I replied with "how tasty" in spanish
>>33941437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkV1PbM5EdM
>>33941360I am. Ive had to brutally shut women down. It’s crazy but women take rejection way worse than men imo.
>>33941446aw you don't get to see her throat bulge out, that's like the best part, still pretty good though
>>33941448they aren't used to it
>saturday>you just made me breakfast>we play the adventures of cookie and cream on ps2>you start rubbing my chest>i rub your thigh>you pull out your big asian titties>i suck them>you start sucking me off as i beat the final boss in world 2>beat boss>you hop on my cock and we have nasty sex as the rain patters on the window
>>33941431I did too.Even though it was like three meme words when the rest was English.
>>33941360I was told that I'm handsome when I'm quiet.
>>33941431>>33941445spic
I pulled some canines off some guys in Iraq when I was over there. Women, would you be weirded out if I had them made into a pair of earrings for you?
>>33941459>>youNigga I aint gay
>>33941472I’m an Anglo-Saxon, I just also know a bit of Spanish
tell me I'm cute please
>>33941478I’m cute please
>>33941481no! just tell me I'm cute
>>33941472I come from Spanish Jesuit royalty, pesant. Kneel before me.
>>33941483I'm cute
>>33941487you're really mean :(
>>33941478>>33941483cute AND zesty
>>33941478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJdqLKYTgXI
>>33941468Cranky mods, I guess
>>33941490nooo I'm not zesty!
>>33941459Ironically, my worst relationship to date was with an Asian woman with big tits who I played The Adventures of Cookie & Cream with
harold from twin peaks is literally me
State gender.Would you ever date someone who has the same first name as one of your relatives? Would it make it weird for you?I somehow managed to date two women in a row whose dads had the same name as me, and it pretty heavily triggered both of their daddy issues. One killed himself when his daughter was young, and the other peeped on his daughter and left his porno stash out in the open all the time.
>>33941486And look where you are now.Nta
>>33941495Are you a man?
Anon, this thread stinks. I fucking hate these people.
EitherYou always shitpost about hating women but why do you think normals are starting to hate women so much irl?
>>33941503>Would you ever date someone who has the same first name as one of your relatives? Would it make it weird for you?F. Sure, I'd just mostly call them by a different nickname.
>>33941507Go outside and enjoy your Saturday, other anon.
>>33941506yes
>>33941503The wrong one killed himself Also they dated you because of the name? Seems retarded and borderline evil
>>33941512Why are you so zesty?
>>33941503M I don’t know about my sister. I’ve never dated anyone with her name but it’s a common name. My only first cousin with the same last name as me has an uncommon last name so that might be different.
>>33941517I'm not zesty
My mom thought it would be hilarious if she named me and my 3 brothers all the same name as our dad. Oh and my uncles and cousins have that same name too. Haha, good joke ma.
>>33941415I think she hates all men equally.
>>33941519Yes you are.
>>33941523Joao-kun...
What should ur mid 20s be like?
mom thought it would be funny to never breast feed me and basically never give me any affection or any attention growing up.I'm still laughing haha :(
>>33941513Nah, not because of my name. I also have a very common name, to be fair.It just sucks that it happened twice! The second woman especially liked to make it my problem.
>>33941496Was she filipino…Because same lmao
>>33941525I'm not, why do you keep saying this?
They gave me the wrong bagel... ;_;
>>33941533Because you want to be called cute and you used the ":3". You're clearly zesty.
Balls are hanging kinda low today, means it ain’t gonna rain. Women, can any of your body parts predict the weather?
>>33941532Hahaha oh my god, yes lmaoHalf Filipino
>>33941536Mine always sag when a national tragedy is coming
>>33941535who doesn't want to be called cute? it feels niceand there's nothing wrong with using emoticons
>>33941533nta but you're extremely zesty
>>33941536NAG but I read this in his voice
>>33941540Men aren't supposed to be cute. Only women and children are cute and ":3" is inherently zesty. You are zesty.
I can't stop thinking about how good this guy in my class smelled.
>>33941541I'm not gay if that's what you freaks are getting at.>>33941543stop being mean to me :(
>>33941528Adventure, bold moves to set you up for either complete success or total failure. If you’re a guy you don’t actually stop growing till 25 so you are actually an adult now and not just an overgrown teenager who can buy alcohol. You shouldn’t be totally broke like you were in your early twenties, but not rolling in it either. Stable enough but with a diverse set of choices to make. Enjoy it because no amount of career success or prestige building will ever get you back your twenties.
>>33941546See? You're being zesty again. I can see you got those hidden desires.
>>33941542The fact that I now realize how much I relate to this character is staggering.
>>33941550>hidden desiresno! I'm not gay, stop trying to groom me you freaks
>>33941546If you're not gay why are you acting like a faggot?
>>33941553Then stop acting like it.
>>33941555that's just how I am, I like women I'm straight, I'm just not very masculine I guess
>>33941430I would think she's lying
>>33941557It’s okay, the guy from Depeche Mode was straight too but nobody believed it.
>friend is now dating girl that rejected me recentlyI wish to be happy for him but I am internally struggling, what should I do so I can move on from this
>>33941562thankfully I don't come off like that irl, at least I hope so
>>33941430I never cared about the virgin waifu thing. I’m a big slut so I can’t throw stones.
Do you have a signature weapon, /atoga/?
I'm terrified to talk to women
>>33941563You just haven’t gotten enough strange to realize that none of it matters.
>>33941567Mhalberd
>>33941570Maybe so, but I don't want to really embrace the nihilism on that unless you can convince me by spinning it into a positive.
>>33941569I hate women.
>>33940767Makes sense
I love flat/slender women
>>33941549What if you suck most of the time?
>>33941478^^THIS IS A 30 YEAR OLD OBESE MAN BTW^^
I'm very depressed, should I get some chocolate to feel better?
gender, how do you cope with extreme emotional turmoil?
>>33941567My trusty Glock 19
>>33941582I'm not fat and I'm in my mid 20s
