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ATOGA
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you guys do realize you're favored in society right
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first for loving fictional characters more than real living people
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I love women. I love Yemen. I love lemon.
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>>33945366
When did brown tomboys become a thing?
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>>33945374
So real.
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>>33945383
I couldn’t
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>>33945373
what
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>dating since June
>now it's December
>still virgins
This must be ragebait, there's no fucking way this isn't ragebait.
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Men have turned even marriage into a fetish material, no wonder so many moids now have marriage fetish due to extreme porn exposure
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>>33945391
They're waiting for marriage.
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Men/women
Do you ever wish you could go back to hero first relationship and change most of it?
Was there a way to fix it?
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>>33945399
*Your
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>>33945399
>you could go back to hero first relationship
I'm sorry, SAAR, please do the needful and clarify your meaning.
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>>33945401
It's over for phoneposters.
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>>33945399
No, she wasnt long term material
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Why are we back to making early threads, and not linking the old one?
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I hate to say it, but my dad's new Filipino wife is like a hundred times better at cooking than my mom.
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>>33945407
Who is "we"?
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>>33945397
Are we in the 19th century or what?
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>>33945399
Can I cahnge my parents
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>>33945410
They're statistically less likely to divorce, and have greater marital satisfaction.
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what if i got a bunch of flavored water pockets i mean like thousands and just poured them into my local rivers
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>>33945414
but what it they fuck bad
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>>33945408
>dad's new Filipino wife
Why do boomers do this? I tried dating a Filipina, and it was a nightmare.
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>>33945416
They have the rest of their lives to learn what each other want.
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>>33945409
Atoga
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>>33945399
M
God, no. There were relationships I wish I did better, but not the first one.
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>>33945414
They're both mental, lol.
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>no 90s north carolina anime dub gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzDmRlkwN6Y
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>>33945417
They're tired of Western women's feminism
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>>33945422
What is the guy like?
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>>33945427
Why Filipina specifically?
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Anons what would you get your cat for her birthday?
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>>33945428
I have no idea, but he agreed to this instead of running away, so at best he's autistic.
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>>33945366
What are latinx girls actually like atoga?
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What were you in Grippy Sock Jail for?
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>>33945433
Annoying, selfish, greedy, incompetent, ugly. My least favorite phenotype.
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hes never going to love me
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>33945395
>Repetitive bait question
>Lust provoking image
Nigger
>>33945399
No it was for the best that we broke up
>>33945433
Blatant liars, and hypocrites, cunts overall. Good sex though.
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>>33945433
Call them Latinas you coward
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>>33945429
NTA. Korean women are even more feminist, Japanese abd Thai women are cheaters, Malaysian and Indonesians are Muslims, Viets Laotians Cambodians and Chinese are commies, that leaves Filipinas Taiwanese and Singaporeans, and the latter two are wealthier, so that leaves Filipinas as the best option for frustrated boomers.
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>>33945431
Not a damn thing
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>>33945434
I’ll happen to let you know those socks are life savers on hard wood flooring. But does that mean my house is grippy sock jail?
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>>33945437
Womp womp
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>>33945429
Asian women are kind of a mix of no nonsense and submissive / traditional mindset. It's very attractive.
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>>33945436
Thoughts on Asian woman?
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>>33945433
Passionate, and high maintenance.
High risk high reward.
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Please raise your hand if you are a winter enjoyer.
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>>33945449
Mememe
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How do I get over the humiliation of all my friends and family knowing he left me
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>>33945449
Me!
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>>33945446
Correct. And that is why my people are leaving these shores, never to return.
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>>33945451
get another one that won't leave
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>>33945449
>>33945452
What are your plans this winter?
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>>33945431
One of those fishing rod toys.
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>>33945451
They should be providing emotional support. Unless you did something like cheat in him.
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>>33945449
People who say they enjoy winter have never been up north
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>>33945458
Being a shut-in, ensconcing myself in comfy fleece and drinking hot chocolate.
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>>33945433
The fuck kind of name is Courtney for a latinx girl?
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I really wish I had a cute and sexy gf to adventure through the Sierra Nevada with in my 2026 rav4
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>>33945462
I lived in Wisconsin and I loved winter while I was there. You should probably kill yourself.
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>>33945461
I didn't and they don't care. they're confused why i havent moved on
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>>33945462
Sorry bro you arent hyperborean
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>>33945462
-50 is a special feeling
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Women literally have a death drive. This is basically what they crave, but would never admit it.
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>>33945460
I can never understand how someone would willing park themselves in the middle of a frozen lake all day. Please enlighten me. Or are you going out with a crew to catch cod in Alaska?
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I don't even ovulate anymore I just get so depressed I can't move
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>>33945467
>Wisconsin
>North
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>>33945464
This is the life. Would you consider watching horror movies past spooky season?

Other winter enjoyers what would you do if your gf had to use the bunny hills? I never learned how to ski.
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Gender
Would you date your crazy stalker if they were hot? They're clearly mentally unwell, tho.
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>>33945476
F
No
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I heard jews use matrilineal descent, so does that mean if I marry a jewish woman, me and my children will become a part of the club?
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>>33945476
M
No.
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>>33945476
f
yea
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>>33945476
We meet again Anonymous
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>>33945476
Maybe, I don't have many options
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>>33945480
Your children will.
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>>33945475
No, I don't watch horror movies at all because I'm not a depraved lunatic.
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>>33945475
If Christmas can start on September 1st, then Halloween can end on January 31st.
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>>33945472
Couldn't tell you. I only fish in the summer.
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>>33945366
>"All I wanted from this was for you to look at me the same way you look at Blazer"
I suspect she's the new "Literally Me" character for female gamers. Few want to identify themselves with the busty blonde Stacy, who leads men on while having a boyfriend.
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>>33945476
I'd wonder how I even have a stalker in the first place when I have no social media and sit in my room all day every single day. Like how did this person find me? How did they not get bored of stalking me right away?
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>>33945480
Wait until you find out that there is no club. Only the rich have a club about being rich, and if you're not rich then it doesn't ever matter what religion you are.
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>>33945484
scary
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>>33945488
Then tell me what is your favorite genre.
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>>33945495
I dunno, being able to take out interest-free loans and being granted dual citizenship at birth kinda sound like club benefits.
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>>33945395
>all I want in a wife is huge knockers and a teensy waist and fat thighs and a beautiful face
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>>33945495
nigga please
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>>33945495
You ever see the movie Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer? There's definitely a club.
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>>33945497
Comedy, I suppose? I don't really know. I don't watch movies much at all.
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>>33945399
>Do you ever wish you could go back to hero first relationship and change most of it?
Not even a little bit
Cheating on me was the best thing she did for me because it's why I broke up with her
I had no self worth and had no idea I could do so much better
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>>33945465
would you prefer gretchen?
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>>33945473
Have you tried any meds?
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>>33945475
>what would you do if your gf had to use the bunny hills?
Ski bunny hills. Or just split up for a little while.
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>>33945503
no man, it's all just individuals, man
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>>33945433
No idea, I've met about five in my life
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>>33945476
M
I would pump and dump and then she would kill me
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>>33945395
Women, do you hate this?
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>>33945491
>I suspect she's the new "Literally Me" character for female gamers
World is doomed if girls start self inserting to invisibitch... She has ADHD, she's a criminal! You don't want that right? Please don't
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>>33945506
I'm from Arizona, I know Marias, and Isabellas, Gabrielas.
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>>33945446
i'm not into asian women
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How do you get over an embarrassment you brought upon yourself?
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>>33945517
I think she's more of a "I can fix her" guy fantasy.
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>>33945518
what's your own ethnicity? your name? tell me everything about yourself.
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>>33945524
We have to learn to laugh at ourselves.
>>33945504
Anon what would you like to do instead?
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>>33945476
F
it would probably not work out, no.
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>>33945524
re-contextualize it. rationalize your actions in terms of a broader picture. use your imagination, young man.
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>materialism is, uh, le BAD
> but also all us whites should conquer the world in the name of spiritual whiteness
make it make sense
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>>33945449
*raises my arm 45°*
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>>33945527
I'm white, I have a Germanic name. That's all you get.
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>>33945532
>make it make sense
once you stop beating your wife
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>>33945534
Connor
Garrett?
Gunter
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State gender
Whats your favorite christmas song

F, Last Christmas by Wham.
I love Christmas time guys (I'm jewish)
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No femanon wants to adventure through the Sierra Nevada with me? :(
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M
pinterest probably has the best algorithm of any social media site ive used in recent memory
why is this
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>>33945538
Maria, stop.
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>>33945507
Like what? I've tried supplements
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Write your gender
Would you date someone who believes in conspiracy theories like the secret club, the fake moon landing, the 9/11 false flag, satanism in the higher echelons of politics, and other similar ideas?
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Fuck men
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>>33945546
What’d we do this time
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how do i get better at sex?
i'm a late bloomer and now that i'm getting casual sex my inexperience is glaringly obvious
>can't finger
>can barely eat a girl out
>have no intuition for whether something will feel good or not
like, i want to give her a good time, so i'll le ask questions or whatever but like you can only do that so (not very) much before it ruins the mood. any advice?
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>>33945544
M
Depends.
I think some of those are true, and others are schizo.
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What does it mean if a guy cancels our date because he's "too tired"?
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>>33945547
Not fuck me
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>>33945548
Get a gf that's excited to teach you.
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>>33945544
M
life's boring as shit and there are basically no actual consequences to believing in any of that so why the fuck not so long as it's not your entire personality
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>>33945544
Female.
Yes but what is the secret club? Will you tell me the secret knock to get in?
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>>33945544
M
>the secret club
Obviously exists.
>the fake moon landing
I don’t buy that one. I think we went to the moon.
>the 9/11 false flag
CIA and Mossad did that shit. I’m not convinced whatever hit the Pentagon was a plane.
>satanism in the higher echelons of politics
Obviously true.

So, yes. I would date a woman like that.
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>>33945550
he doesnt like you
i wouldnt cancel a date if i fell asleep on the way there and crashed into a telephone pole
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>>33945550
i absolutely have and will cancel any cancellable plans if i feel like i'm either going to have a bad time or i'm gonna be a drag.
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>>33945543
Maybe a norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor? Have you told your doctor about your symptoms?
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>>33945551
Any specific man or are we just feeling empty over there
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>>33945544
M
i believe all these except the fake moon landing. it's a thing where if you know you know.
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>>33945544
m
probably not. a lady shouldn't be too interested in politics, imo. the whole attitude of a woman's being passionately engaged in a male pursuit is off-putting, it doesn't matter if i agree with her or not. i'd rather a commie girlfriend than a too-conspiracy-minded one.
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>>33945539
Non binary
Christmas oratorio
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>>33945550
Did he seem interested in rescheduling?
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>>33945560
I'm not taking that shit
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>>33945550
It depends. I have BPD, and I can cancel a date because I wasn't in the mood.
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Gender
Have you ever seen a UFO?
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>>33945552
i've got a double digit body count now and it is becoming increasingly clear that very very few women my age (22) would have the patience to teach me . i may just have to thug it out.
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Men and women:
How much can you really expect your partner to be supportive and there for you when you're having a hard time? How much maintenance is too much maintenance?
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>>33945551
THATS WHAT I WANNA DO THE MOST
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>>33945569
M
Yeah, it was very weird.
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>>33945539
>I love Christmas time
golly, maybe i misjudged you folks.
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>>33945571
I don't know. I dont feel like i have easy times and hard times. everything is just monotonous grey melancholy. doubt anybody would want to deal with that
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>>33945569
M
I have. I saw one of those weird drones that people were talking about last winter, in December.
It looked like a fixed-wing aircraft but didn’t have the usual FAA lights on it. It could move laterally like a quadcopter drone but had no visible means of propulsion.
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>>33945565
that's not a song, fella.
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>>33945550
If it was me it would mean something like "I only got two hours of sleep last night and I'm literally falling asleep at my desk at work, no way I'm gonna make it through our date and even if I did it wouldn't be a good time".
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>>33945571
M
I see a lot of criticism of men being emotionally needy. So in my first relationship I'll try and be pretty independent.
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>>33945570
>late bloomer
>22
You're still a child...
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>>33945561
I need to be filled (not by manlets or fat ugly bastards tho)
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>>33945565
Am I straight if I'm attracted to an enby?
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>>33945570
>>33945548
>22
>+20 bodycount
It's over for the rest of us, even chad can't hack it
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>>33945567
It's better than not being able to move.
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>>33945588
What's the manlet cutoff, 5'11"?
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>>33945588
That’s pretty reasonable. Hope you meet the guy
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Current mood.

https://youtu.be/Byz94fkwf6U
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I'm having a headache... Any remedy that doesn't include meds?
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>>33945593
Yeah that's fine
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I tried telling you guys that being a handsome manlet still meant it was over.
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>>33945597
try to go to sleep
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>>33945597
Water and caffeine.
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>>33945597
Caffeine
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>>33945580
A wham song isn't about Christmas
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>>33945579
Weird. Were you in the east coast?
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>>33945366
Whats something that men think are unattractive to women that is actually attractive to them?
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>>33945571
Male

Casual or new relationships aren't built to withstand a great deal of need for emotional support.

You can rely on your partner if you're in an established serious relationship and they're a supportive person.
My friend is kind but has zero fucking idea how to handle someone who is seriously upset but he's learned to try.

One thing I have found in my experience and observation is that women can be very supportive of their man needing emotional support UNLESS they themselves need emotional support. In those times, they need their man to suck it up to support and protect them. Only long afterwards once they've recovered can the man rest his head on their shoulders.

I suspect those two points tend to confuse the at times.
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>>33945570
Damn, congrats on the success, man.
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>>33945593
>>33945588
hilarious how women are allowed to be insecure, but men have to have ironclad confidence no matter what. even if everyone is hating on physical features you have that you can't control, you have to just not let it bother you. then normies who are also a bit insecure themselves tell you just to be confident and hate on you the minute you're even a little insecure. women can complain about guys not liking fat girls, but if i guy complains that women don't like short men, he's immediately called an incel.

people have no room for male insecurity. it obviously disgusts them and they hold men to way higher standards. women are allowed to be emotional and insecure, men aren't. then those same tards try to tell men to just open up. it's ridiculous and it's a major reason why men perform better than women overall. we're not allowed to be emotional.
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>>33945603
sure it is. pretty much all songs with christmas in the title are about christmas
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>>33945597
Let me get you a nice cool pillow.
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>>33945604
Nope, southern US. I was driving on the highway not too far from an Army base, so I suspect it was the military’s.
Strangest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I couldn’t tell if it was manned or not.
At first it was above the highway, and I thought to myself
>sure would be funny if that was one of those weird drones
And then it flashed a floodlight brightly down at the highway and made a sudden lateral movement.
It then quickly descended to the side of the highway, to a height that looked to be around forty or fifty feet off the ground.
No rotors or jets visible whatsoever. The underbelly of the craft was dotted with small green lights.
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>>33945597
Aromatherapy works on me
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>>33945609
There's a reason we're the leaders, innovators, and warfighters.
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gender
what were you last meal be? every time i read about an executed person's last meal it's the worst shit. like hamburger helper and corn pops. you want that to be the last thing you taste on earth?
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>>33945612
Interesting. It's like they wanted people to see them.
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>>33945616
M
The first thing I could think of is meatloaf, roast potatoes and green beans.
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>>33945517
Sorry, pal...
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>>33945618
serial killer food
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>>33945609
do you have any talents?
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Women, what are your thoughts on the following statement:

"I like you because you remind me of my ex"

Is this concept an ick or not?
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>>33945617
That was certainly the impression I got. I couldn’t shake the feeling that whoever was piloting it noticed me noticing it.
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>>33945621
What was the correct, non serial killer answer?
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>>33945574
What does this mean?
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>>33945548
I would just do research and focus on pleasing women in the bedroom. Focus on foreplay. If you prioritize her, you can cover for your inexperience.

Have you ever seen those military podcasts where they interview former special ops guys? A lot of those guys got to special ops before they were ever in combat. Some of their first experiences in combat were with a special ops units. They had tons of training, but no real experience. Think about sex like that. Did not being in combat before mean they were helpless? No. You already have some experience, so it should be even easier.
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>>33945625
something not involving meat, something innocent and not overflowing with flavor. a watermelon, maybe.
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>>33945616
I probably wouldn't be able to eat from the nerves, but in the chance I do: butter noodles and fried flatfish
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>>33945476
M
They wouldn't date me I'd do what Robert Pattinson did and bitch at them about my personal problems over dinner and then they'd get bored and leave.
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>>33945616
shrimp and grits, or maybe french onion soup. both ideally
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>>33945622
idk kinda, i'm not angry btw
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>>33945605
Body hair?
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>>33945416
They even have higher sexual satisfaction
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>>33945634
Kek, did he actually do that?
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>>33945641
Nta but yes lol, I remember reading about that. Shattered the illusion real quick
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>>33945640
NTA. That's true, I forgot to mention it.
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>>33945605
beats me. what do women even find attractive in men?
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>>33945619
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>>33945619
that bf is a red flag, though
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>>33945569
No but I met the Devil
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>>33945638
Wait what really? This is a fucking trvke
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>>33945654
well it varies. I knew a girl who was obsessive about hairlessness and would only ever be the big spoon because my back was the only hairless part of me she could rub up against.
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>>33945619
>I have a girlfriend that I entertain when I want sex
Lol, Chads are brutal
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>>33945645
Athletic build, being tall, clear skin, a nice jaw, good with children, confident, protective, not balding.

Of course this doesn't apply to all women but it will for like 99% of them.
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Would you rather prevent Charlie Kirk’s death or nut in 18 year old Rihanna
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>>33945587
is this the part where I call you unc
>>33945590
I just hit 10 like two weeks ago calm down
>>33945607
the change is stark and overwhelming. I literally do not know what to do with myself.
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>>33945661
Can I do neither of those things? What is it with our celebrity worship, burgerbros?
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>>33945659
where does closing doors quietly come down in all of this?
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>>33945637
what does kinda mean, just say it
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>>33945666
>What is it with our celebrity worship, burgerbros?
I don’t have an answer to this question that won’t make me sound like antisemitic conspiracy theorist.
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>>33945640
all made up by AI
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>>33945672
NTA. I read those studies before LLMs were released.
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>>33945517
she's secretly a good girl and also doesn't cheat on her bf like a "nice" blonde girl
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>>33945662
>is this the part where I call you unc
You can do it, although I'm only five years older than you. I just consider life before 25 a kind of tutorial, the real shit starts later.
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>>33945661
stop trying to get indians deported bruv
I think rihanna peaked at like 25-27 too
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>>33945678
you read a headline from twitter
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>>33945630
>I would just do research and focus on pleasing women in the bedroom. Focus on foreplay. If you prioritize her, you can cover for your inexperience
Yeah, I do, but at the same time everyone wants something different and in the moment rn it's kinda hard to strategize and hold up the ritual at the same time.
Like, looking back at my first time, the girl was making the hottest faces and small noises and kept running her hands up and down my back. It impressed me to the point where it scared me and I couldn't keep it up. I don't know the first step to matching that kind of energy. I would be shocked to find some kind of sex memoir that covers something like that.
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>>>/v/726071843
Queen of /v/ 2025
Did you rike it?
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>>33945539
You're a mean one mister Grinch

>>33945544
M, nah

>>33945571
Pretty supportive if your stress is reasonable in its origin bad severity

>>33945597
A nap always helps me

>>33945616
Homemade khinkali soup or homemade khachapouri, M
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I constantly spank and grope women during sex, like, "tighten it up, bitch". I read on X that I should ask for consent. Is that true?
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>>33945689
I could not possibly care less
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How easy is it for you to get rid of old stuff?
Ex: books, furniture, childhood memories etc
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>>33945662
You'll be fine, you're having more sex than 90% of your peers. Just knock some girl up and get married in a shotgun wedding, you'll find a gf
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>>33945698
>Just knock some girl up and get married in a shotgun wedding
The worst advice itt
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>>33945683
Cope.
I can link one, if you'd like to read it yourself.
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>>33945661
all men die. not every man lives. so rihanna
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>>33945701
no thank you
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I think I just peed a little from coughing
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>>33945689
The brown tomboy didn't win? She must be astroterfed then.
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>>33945700
No it's not, that's natural
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>>33945679
Who is this girl I hate her
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>>33945705
It's bedtime, Phyllis
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>>33945374
in the sense that people mean so little to you? Or do you like... larp that the fictional character matters as much as a human does?
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>>33945706
Which one? Just in case, Dispatch characters weren't allowed to participate in the tournament because they had debuted less than a month ago.
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>>33945689
She is cute, but I don't like it when an irrelevant character from a 20 year old irrelevant spin-off game wins anything. I'm sure most people who voted for her haven't even played it.
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>>33945714
Nta, but had too many fictional crushes:
I think it has to do with isolation and escapism
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>>33945716
>I'm sure most people who voted for her haven't even played it.
Of course. Nobody on /v/ plays video games.
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Atoga angels, may I meet you?
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>>33945715
Yeah, that one.
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>>33945689
It was rigged, they botted hors representation out
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>>33945661
I'd save CK even though I'm a leftist. I still believe in free expression.
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>>33945659
Very lovely list, fag
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>>33945449
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>>33945732
They're not wrong though.
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Gender
What are 3 non negotiable requirements your partner needs to have?

(Beside alive, human and adult I mean ...)
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>>33945733
Hi kitten poster
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>>33945735
M
Female
Virgin
Kind
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>>33945735
Curious, fit, and ambitious/independent
>>
Women do you worry about fertility in regards to getting older?
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>>33945735
M
Be a perfect 1:1 of my waifu
Or go fuck yourself
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>>33945739
Oops, M
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>>33945735
M
Female, pretty, nice voice.
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>>33945741
Yes... Can't do much about it tho, beside trying to stay healthy
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>>33945735
M
white
somewhat hot
not a bitch
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>>33945735
Male
She should share my values and have compatible goals for the future, and actually like my personality.
Anything specific would fall under one of those three.
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>>33945735
M
Biological woman
Wants kids
Has good values
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>>33945735
F
Male
Virgin
Fit
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>>33945735
F
Tall
Dark
Handsome
>>
What is it with white girls and skiing
>>
>>33945734
For homosexual men, yeah
>>
Puked on the bathroom door cause I wasn't quick enough
Existence is pain
>>
Does liking black metal “scare the hoes away”?
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>>33945759
ive never known any white girls that ski (i live in FL)
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>>33945760
Which of those traits do women not like?
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>>33945735
M
Beautiful
Intelligent
Go-getter
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>>33945735
M
Under 5'6
Brown
Overweight
Bonus if she is mentally ill in some way, is somehow flat despite being overweight, and is insufferable to be around
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>>33945735
M
TERF
Good conversationalist
Introverted
>>
Are you excited for the National Womens Soccer League final between Gotham FC and the Washington Spirit?
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>>33945395
It's more like men have to make everything a fetish and porn or else they wouldn't want it or pay attention to it.
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>>33945735
M
High sex drive
Open minded
She has to have common ground with me. (I once dated a girl with whom I shared nothing. She watched Korean dramas, I watched anime, and so on. We bored each other to death and constantly argued about which was better.)
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>>33945762
Maybe Stacy. But go for the goth, art hoe, and witchy girls. There's a lot of them in gen z.
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>>33945735
>(Beside alive, human and adult I mean ...)
It's 4channel, where do you think you are?
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>>33945771
Trvke
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>>33945771
I wish I could start fetishizing calculus somehow.
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>>33945437
Me neither
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>>33945434
Suicune
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>>33945770
Soccer women aren't muscular enough for me to pay attention to.
>>
All those freaks who answered virgin, are you virgins yourselves?
>>
>>33945776
6 7
Sexy
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>>33945771
unnnffff. . . going out to a nice dinner and giving flowers to my gf for our 1 year anniversary . . . fapfapfap
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>>33945782
Yeah.
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>>33945782
yes
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>>33945785
>implying men don't take women out on dates to get sex out of it at the end
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>>33945782
Virginity and height are the two preferences that make atoga seethe lol
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>>33945789
Nta
I take girls our on dates because it's fun, women are fun to be around occasionally, wouldn't marry one though
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>>33945764
I wonder how many more fallacies you could pack into your posts if I bothered to take you seriously. Download Grindr
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>>33945789
nah i just fap to the concept of romance. actual sex is icky
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>>33945796
I'm NTA. I'm just curious?
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>>33945773
Would playing guitar help in my quest for art hoe / wizard hoe puss?
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>>33945789
I wouldn't do it if we could just skip the fucking date and go straight to sex.
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>>33945799
They seem to prefer drummers. I heard one say guitar is the "nerd instrument"
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>>33945800
Yes, we know men don't care about women's feelings and would treat them no differently from their cumsock if they could.
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>>33945789
i know no woman wants to have sex with me so i dont even bother pushing for it. just a cya byeee when we depart and then she ghosts me
>>
Gender
What's your orientation?
Do you believe in the Kinsey scale and the idea of romantic attraction being different from sexual attraction?
Ex: someone saying they're aromantic but not asexual
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>>33945796
Bro is coping something fierce
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>>33945804
M
Straight
No. Kinsey was having sex with his patients and test subjects. His work is biased.
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>>33945804
M
straight
no
youre either aroace, or coping about not having a gf/bf and want to be part of the lbgt club
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>>33945802
You think men's feelings are an ick.
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>>33945801
>t. drummer
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>>33945735
m
needs to like me first
virgin
kind
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>>33945802
Stop making me so hard... Ah, if only it were possible.
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>>33945810
I'm actually a guitarist. Rip
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>>33945801
I mean, I can program drums heh…
Guitar is the god instrument, followed by the piano. Drums is number 4 or 5
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>Monster Beverage is entering the female-focused energy drink space with FLRT, a new zero sugar brand rolling out in late Q1 2026. The 12-ounce cans each contain 200mg of caffeine and use no artificial colors.

>FLRT arrives as the category continues to grow, with brands like Alani Nu and Bloom driving significant momentum across retail and social platforms. Monster is positioning FLRT to meet that demand at scale through its national distribution network.

>The drink launches with four flavors: Strawberry Fling, Guava Lava, Berry Tempting, and Sunset Squeeze

Wow, are women really such horny bitches that you need to come up with sex coded names to get them to buy your energy drink?
>>
>>33945769
Do you actually want a feminist gf or do you just want one that hates trannies?
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>>33945802
I care about women's feelings. in fact i care about them so much i never interact with them to prevent their discomfort. see how kind i am
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>>33945802
Most men would love to make you feel appreciated
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>>33945804
M
bi
Yes
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>>33945804
Male
Straight
>Do you believe in the Kinsey scale
No, there are straight people and a whole bunch of defectives. Quantifying their behavior is just academic. It's all deviant.
>the idea of romantic attraction being different from sexual attraction?
Always deviant behavior, like the actual madonna-whore complex.
>someone saying they're aromantic but not asexual
Even more nonsensical. These people are either literal autists who got heavily propagandized and took definitions way too literally ("huh, I don't have the impulse to fuck anyone of the opposite gender, I must be le demisexual") or have past trauma that they're coping with by hiding behind meme labels.
>>
>>33945815
Lol, women.
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>>33945718
Which ones, if you dont mind me asking?
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>>33945794
>>33945797
>>33945800
Male moment
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>>33945815
>can I have FLRT please?
>what
>yeah give me Sunset Squeeze please
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>>33945815
Moid marketing analysts
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>>33945815
what does "FLiRT" have to do with sex
>>
>>33945816
I want one that hates TIMs, pities FIMs, hates porn, hates hookup culture, and is actually a feminist.
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>>33945823
Sorry, this is a bit too embarrassing to share. I've got a type tho
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>>33945815
marketing people aren't even human beings and should be free game
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>>33945824
What's wrong with enjoying womens company... If you get laid that's just a plus and sex is always pleasurable to both people, it's not a give and take thing
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>>33945741
No. Men's sperm expires, not our eggs.
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>>33945832
They both do, but women's eggs expire sooner.
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>>33945832
They both expire. Entropy cucks everything in the end.
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>>33945832
literal 80 year old coomers on their deathbeds father children. Stop this cope.
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>>33945804
F, I'm bi. Idk about scales and spectrums and shit like that. All I know is that I like tits and ass almost as much as I like cock.
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>>33945805
>as a man, I know that women definitely love tall hot sexy rugged men
Sure
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>>33945831
That all fine and dandy that some women may enjoy your little sausage but I'd rather not risk death or a draining relationship of parenting an adult male.
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>>33945804
M
Mostly heterosexual, with low libido.
I believe, despite the presence of some innate preferences, that sexual orientation is usually a choice.
If you like someone, you can orient yourself differently with a bit of effort, like training yourself to enjoy smoking or drinking grapefruit juice. But usually it's just not worth the effort.
>>
>>33945833
>>33945834
>>33945835
You guys are the reason autism exists because you perpetuate pedophilia and use your rotten sperm on fragile small women.
Women's egg quality does not diminish with age barring medical conditions.
Suck my dick.
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>>33945838
nta
so... stay single? why are you here if all youre going to do is fall for strawmen and ragebait yourself
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>>33945838
What's your issue woman? Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
>>
>>33945838
Calm down
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>>33945835
and their children develop autism and schizophrenia from decades of accumulated sperm dna fragmentation
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>>33945842
Why are you responding to me if you don't want me to answer you?
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>>33945841
no man here has sex, lady. much less children
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>>33945841
Then why does the age of the mother correlate to higher rates of birth defects?
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>>33945839
maybe she just likes brunets. that's how they used to describe them in old novels, you know.
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>>33945824
What? I'm the third guy. Fuck women. I only talk to these bitches to stick my dick in them. They're just a boring bunch of adults with child brains and a princess complex, and it's genuinely unpleasant to talk to them. If they hadn't stolen the right to sex from men, I wouldn't participate in a humiliating ritual like a date.
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>>33945837
No, women like George Costanza lookalikes, surely.
>>
>>33945741
Everyday
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>>33945848
They never tested their likely equal or elder male husbands...
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>>33945769
me
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>>33945845
thats a myth. new sperm is created every month or so. women are born with all the eggs they will ever have. so imagine blaming 30 day old sperm for the problems caused by 35 year old eggs
>>
>>33945804
M
Straight
I think it’s pseudoscience.
>>
>>33945853
do women's chances of miscarriage increase as they get older, do you know?
>>
Whenever I think being a man sucks I remember that at least I will never have to experience hitting 30 with no children or husband as a woman.
>>
>>33945853
I feel like there have been studies done on this and while it is effected by the age of both partners it begins earlier for women.
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>>33945841
This is settled science, babe. Also, I'm 25, and my gf is 23. That's not pedophilia, and my sperm has another 8-10 years before it's quality becomes an issue. Continue to cope.
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>>33945859
youll just hit 30 with no friends or gf as a man
>>
just so i know what i'm working with here
gender
favorite symphony

surprise me please
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>>33945853
Yes, they do. The entire field of study and the conclusions about female fertility are based on data that includes study of men too. Both genders experience lower quality fertility with age but women are far, far shorter in their general window of healthy fertility. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and probably couldn't parse the information in a scientific paper if your life depended upon it.
>>
>>33945864
M
dont listen to classical music
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>>33945861
Somebody text this man's girlfriend to dump his hospice worthy ass.
Hahahahahaha
>>
>>33945859
It's not like being a man is any better, some day you'll get an heart attack and die alone. That's why having a spouse around is important
>>
>>33945862
Yes, but I'm a man so I can be content with weed, video games, and a sex doll.
>>
So many educated individuals here
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>>33945866
why not?
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>>33945856
can you actually explain what part of that is a myth or are you just going to relay stuff everyone already knows and pass it off as a counterargument?
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>>33945867
NTA
Aren't you almost 40?
>>
>>33945864
Franz Schubert - Fantasy
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>>33945872
i just dont like it. i dont find it "listenable"
>>
>>33945867
Moistcritical is older than me :)
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>>33945874
Like that bait? Do ya?
>>
>>33945878
what is wrong with you
>>
Entjeet is namefagging as someone else again...
>>
>>33945841
I've literally only ever had sex with women 5-10 years my senior, keep your cope to yourself.
>>
>>33945876
do you find music "listenable"?
>>
We need to ban average-below average men from reproducing
>>
>>33945829
Is it really? Do you care that deeply about it to where you cant even anonymously type it out? I figured it was regular appreciation for fiction.
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>>33945884
It just feels weird to share...
It's for me only
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>>33945882
yeah. its "fun". enjoyable. gets me pumped. makes me sad. happy. i feel nothing from classical music
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>>33945883
and americans
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>>33945883
Age cut off and we need to also make sure fertile women don't date old men.
Sisters, if you like getting ugly bastarded, please get your tubes tied.
>>
not a fan of this board desu. full of idiots, sorry. the only reason i'm here is because i've got a new crush at work and wanted to talk about it with someone. i thought maybe i'd be able to get a conversation here going. no dice. anyway, die.
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>>33945889
you should try in the morning american hours are trash always
>>
>>33945889
unironically try reddit
for all their faults they take "relationship advice" seriously instead of saying nigger and shitposting
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>>33945890
hate to admit it but yeah every single thing i discuss online goes better when my countrymen aren't involved at a large scale
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>>33945883
below average men already don't reproduce thanks to womens selection, though
>>
>>33945889
>>33945892
i hate normalfags
>>
Would hitting on the baristas at starbucks when they aren’t busy be cringe?
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Femanons, why aren't you married and pregnant?
>>
If you could be reborn and start a new life in a place of your choosing, where would you be?
And why?
>>
>>33945895
normalfags are the best to be around. somebody without trauma or mental illnesses or weird fetishes
>>
>>33945864
Male
Not sure if this counts exactly but I like the Brandenburg Concertos, particularly No. 3
>>
>>33945896
Yes, go harass chickfila mid ladies.
>>
>>33945889
I'm sure you're a font of wisdom.
>>
>>33945898
New Delhi
>>
Moids, would you:
>let your gf hold your penis while you pee
>let her watch you masturbate to porn and then clean up after you coom
>let her put a finger up your ass
>let her lick your eyeballs
>let her shave your pubic hair
Asking for scientific reasons
>>
>>33945897
Poor parenting and bad choices
>>
>>33945899
the average normalfag girl is traumatized by rape or "rape"
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>>33945896
Yes, that's harassment. Let them wage in peace.
>>
>>33945906
yeah
no i wouldnt watch porn in a relationship
sure as long as she used a glove
id blink
nah
>>
>>33945906
she can do whatever ima simp
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>>33945906
My answer for each of these is whatever you don't want to hear
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>>33945889
>the only reason i'm here is because i've got a new crush at work and wanted to talk about it with someone.
Please don't sexually harass her
>>
Jos nainen kiinnittää huomionsa johonkin kehonosaasi hetken aikaa eikä siinä ole mitään ilmeisen epätavallista, mitä tuo huomio voisi viitata?
>>
>>33945906
Yes
>>
>>33945905
You're already from there. Or was that Hyderabad?
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>>33945909
wrong, you need to put the wagies in their place
>>
>>33945915
We don't tolerate FinnFags here.
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>>33945915
uhhhh. yes? good?
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>>33945923
dont talk to the finnish
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>>33945925
why, finns are bros
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>>33945925
>>33945922
too late
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>>33945921
>>33945916
>>33945913
>>33945911
>>33945910
>3/5 say no, one said yes because he's a simp
Oh so asking my husband about it is a bad idea :(
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>>33945930
you should just do it he doesn't know shit
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>>33945399
>Men/women
>Do you ever wish you could go back to hero first relationship and change most of it?
Possibly
>Was there a way to fix it?
Perhaps, I doubt he'd want to get together
>>
>>33945931
I don't want to scare him too much
>>
>>33945399
Yeah, I wish I had been a better partner and set boundaries
>>
I wish I had a normal bf instead of fwb but at least I'm not a smelly femcel anymore
>>
State gender. Is anyone else romance repulsed? I like cuddling sometimes but it usually just pisses me off.

I wanna find a checked out husband so bad. Ignore me daddy.
>>
>>33945936
It is only scary the first time
>>
>>33945941
Congrats on the penis
>>
>>33945395
Isn't that a Pokemon character??

>>33945399
M
I feel like with what I know about the world now, it'd have gone way better if I had a second chance, but I don't want one.

>>33945449
Me
>>
>>33945476
M
NO
I've had a few and it's impossible to put up with them
>>
>>33945945
Thanks
>>
>>33945941
why you lose the smelly part though
>>
>>33945952
What’s your secret? I’ve recently become a fakecel and I fucking hate it
>>
>>33945539
M, Wonderful Christmastime

>>33945544
A retard? No
>>
>>33945616
They probably pick those because they bring back good memories
>>
>>33945950
>>
Gender
What the fuck is your problem?
>>
>>33945964
I’m very sleep deprived and I have a lot of stress and no gf
>>
>>33945906
Yes, yes, yes, no, no
>>
>>33945964
Male
I like other people more than they like me.
>>
>>33945942
Were you abused?
>>
Either gender
Favorite Touhou character?
>>
>>33945968
Amen
>>
is it true having a gf is poggers
>>
>>33945539
T-SO : Christmas Eve.
>>
>>33945964
M
still figuring it out
it probably boils down to, im a pussy
>>
>>33945970
M
the umbrella one
>>
>>33945964
F. I came so much this weekend that my core muscles hurt and I definitely banged my toe hard on something at some point. So I'm angry and in pain now.
>>
>>33945969
Yeah duh
>>
>>33945942
M
I love romance but I can't look at romantic things in movies or shows. I have to look away from kisses and shit
>>
>>33945964
M
Big dick, i love too hard
>>
I got left so she could hang out with people who, during our entire relationship, she would talk shit on and hated everything about them from the way they dressed, to their habits, lack of direction in life, etc but she now hangs out with them. I guess that’s what I get for trying to find marriage material before 28. A woman wants to “enjoy her youth”, not be locked down. I was a fool and I may as well do the same
>>
>>33945970
M
Kaguya, largely for nostalgic purposes. I remember getting to her stage as the first time as a kid and getting hyped. Great song too.
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>>33945970
M, the tanuki old hag
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>>33945964
Grrrr rawr rawr
>>
>>33945964
F
Having a bad hangover rn :/
>>
Either gender
Do you get sick regularly? What do you do when sick?
>>
>>33945995
Yeah, my period, dummy.
>>
>>33945995
>Do you get sick regularly?
Almost never.
>What do you do when sick?
Be miserable. I used to be the sort who was stubborn about taking medicine, but these days I'm happy to down whatever will make me feel better.
>>
How does one meet women via hobbies and volunteering? I joined a yoga class to interest my chances of meeting women, and every women in my class is a housewife who is around twice my age. As for volunteering, all the volunteers are elders.

I really don't want to go back to online dating as I've had no luck with it. I got very few matches and had come across catishes.
>>
Men,
Do you save the conversation about what psych meds you're taking until the third date, or do you suck toes?
>>
>>33945912
Can't drive, gym memberships are ponzi scheme
>>
>>33945970
the maid one
>>
>>33945997
what's your sun sign?
>>
>>33945986
just don;t date a Stacy bitch next time
>>
>>33945998
>I joined a yoga class to interest my chances of meeting women, and every women in my class is a housewife who is around twice my age.
Befriend them and meet their daughters.
>As for volunteering, all the volunteers are elders.
Befriend them and meet their granddaughters.
>>
>>33946003
My what?
>>
>>33946002
This one also. Good taste.
>>
>>33946000
id rather suck fingers ngl
at least theyre pretty
>>
Girls
How would you react if your bf/potential bf used to prefer your sister until he fell in love with you?
>>
>>33946006
gemini, scorpio, etc.
>>
>>33945964
Currently: identity and spiritual crisis as a half jew being forced into hegelian dialectic of hatred from all sides and even infighting amongst the community that I have hesitancy to accept as my own (or maybe to be accepted by). Basically I feel like another holocaust is coming soon and I am going to be persecuted for something I don’t even believe in. Then trying to balance that with being a young man in a society, just trying to make a living and be happy and maybe find someone to love, etc.
>>
>>33945982
Sorry.
>>
>>33946016
just embrace your status as an enemy of all mankind. it'll lead to great closure. you'll feel the weight just roll right off your shoulders.
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>>33946016
>Currently: identity and spiritual crisis as a half jew being forced into hegelian dialectic of hatred
>Basically I feel like another holocaust is coming soon and I am going to be persecuted for something I don’t even believe in.
There are plenty of anti-Zionist Jews. All you would have to do is denounce Zionism.
>>
>>33946025
Lmao
Just lmao
>>
>>33945964
F. I woke up with a tummy ache and threw up for like 15 minutes in a row :)
>>
>>33946025
Denouncing zionism is clearly not enough, see >>33946022
>>
>>33946026
Not a big ask, I would think.
It’s not like Norman Finkelstein or the Torah Jews just sprang out of the ground yesterday. It’s not as if the State of Israel wasn’t opposed by rabbis before it was even founded.
>>
>>33946031
>>33946016
nothing ever happens
>>
>>33946036
ooga booga
>>
>>33946030
Oh god, not Anonymous. That guy never talks shit and just sits on his ass about it.
>>
>>33945995
>Either gender
>Do you get sick regularly?
Sometimes.
>What do you do when sick?
Ask for help to make home brewed teas, soups
>>
>>33946016
There's already a genocide happening in Gaza. Only the most dyed in the wool poltard cares about your lineage. People don't like genocide, censorship, and having their countries subverted for the benefit of a foreign power.
>>
One day one day one day it'll happen for me One day right one day? once? for me and to me
>>
>>33946035
Zionism is just an invented (or convient) excuse to hate Jews
>>
>>33945906
>gf
Nothing sexual outside of marriage. Assuming we're talking about my hypothetical wife:
-OK
-No, absolutely degenerate. Porn has no place in a relationship.
-Disgusting. Absolutely not.
-No, wtf? Not sanitary.
-Maybe, but I'd rather not.
>>
>>33945941
>implying that being a whore is somehow an improvement
>>
>>33945906
M
yes to all
although i feel like masturbating in front of her would be kind of embarrasing
i think i make stupid faces
masturbation looks dumb generally
>>
Men,
If you had to play a battle royale game for a womans hand, which one would you pick?
>>
>>33946049
found the bifaggot
>>
>>33946057
having sexual relations with a woman is being "bi"? how?
>>
I have a question...
What if one gets drunk,
Then gets in the showers but forgets they did?
Can you also forget hitting your head?

I'm pretty sure I changed my clothes and got washed, but what if I'm having a brain bleed
>>
Why is it that when a girl breaks up with me, she doesn’t at least want to keep me around as a fwb or something? It’s always no contact with me :(
>>
>>33946055
probably the right hand
>>
>>33946066
a finger is a big big difference than something like a strap on
maybe try being secure in your sexuality and you wouldnt worry about seeming gay
probably because you are gay lmao
>>
>>33946055
We got a
Number one victory royals
Yeah Fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just got downed
Now we’re something something Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
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Why do so many women get off on belittling men?
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>>33946074
just filtering you
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>>33946065
Maybe was retarded and felt you wouldn't guarantee a possibility to be in a relationship with her again
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Either gender, what's the most childish thing/habit you do or are into?
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>>33945964
I'm lazy.
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>>33946080
M
Video games.
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>>33946064
If you took a hot shower/bath, that can make you drunker because more bloodflow or something. Which is probably bad, unless you wanted to be pissed.
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>>33945906
>let your gf hold your penis while you pee
yes
>let her watch you masturbate to porn and then clean up after you coom
sure
>let her put a finger up your ass
uhh idk about that one. might use it as a bargain to try anal, but i would probably only try it once.
>let her lick your eyeballs
uh sure i guess
>let her shave your pubic hair
yes
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>>33946080
TCGs
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>>33946083
>>33946080
talking to jews in good faith
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State gender,

What character is your
>Literally Me

M, pic related bc I was like the male version of her growing up
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>>33946094
I’m not a Jew, just a very pedantic anti-Zionist
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>>33946095
Who the fuck is that?
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>>33945906
>let her watch you masturbate to porn and then clean up after you coom
I would let her watch me jack off to me imagining having sex with her. she might appreciate seeing me do that without porn. would probably be kinda funny.
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>>33946095
Nice tits, bro
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>>33946095
Jesse Pinkman
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>>33946065
do you cry and try to get back with her?
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>>33946097
Emily from Class of '09, a severely bipolar, foul-mouthed teenage drug dealer and barely-closeted bisexual
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>>33946103
You fuck dudes?
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>>33946103
Is the art in that game intentionally bad
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>>33946102
I call her from a pay phone on a hot starless Summer night and ask if everything we had together was real, like Don Johnson phoning his ex-wife in the pilot of Miami Vice
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>>33946106
Yes, it's a RenPy game with How to Draw Anime Characters sprites in 2000s fashion transposed over stock photos of real settings.
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>>33946107
lmao
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>>33946105
I've jerked off a few and been sucked off by a few.
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>>33946112
Woohoo I love irony. Sincerity is so scary
Sounds insufferable
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>>33946102
No that’s pussy shit
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I have a 7in penis, where is my gf?
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>>33946048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDmLPBVOidQ
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>>33946121
with a dude with an 8in penis
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>>33946077
How though
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Would becoming a bartender be a good way to improve my social skills and make friends?
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>>33946127
Probably, but they would all be degenerates
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>>33946127
It would be a good way to get fired and then realize you can't collect unemployment because you were paid in cash under the table.
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>>33946128
I'd rather be around degenerates than Gospel Choir Purity Ring Jesus Bitches.
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>>33946125
i don't know how to approach this question. is the concept of ethnicity new to you? are you actually down syndrome?
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>>33946131
Yea
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>>33946128
I’m not much of a saint myself, but I’m not a bar goer so maybe I’m not degenerate
>>33946129
I already have a job that pays $85k/year I just need something where I can make friends and meet people
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Alright I'm going to set up an account on a dating app. Women, give me advice. I was also gonna ask my sister for advice.
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>>33946133
>I already have a job that pays $85k/year I just need something where I can make friends and meet people
Then you'd be better off hanging out at a bar than working at one.
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>>33946134
M, don't do it. I matched with a woman on a dating app and her gay brother was lurking in wait to rape me at her house. She acted like she was going to take me into her bedroom to fuck but she shut the door and blocked it and her brother jumped me out of the closet, held me down, and violently fucked me up the ass. I was sobbing and bleeding for the entire next day.

That's what happens when you go on dating apps.
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>>33946135
The bar is always full of groups. Idk how to talk to a group just as a stranger. I feel like being the bartender would get rid of the initial barrier between me and a group of people, particularly women
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Is the Oxford study real?
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>>33946136
I'm stronger than the average guy, I'm not too worried about it. Also I'm not going for hookups so no heading over to her place on the first date.
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>>33946138
I hope so… I want my busty asian gf so bad. I’m 6’4 but I can’t be bothered to leave the house and I don’t feel adequate enough since I’m very skinny. Gotta gym for the next few months before getting out there
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>>33946140
Height and weight won't save you if your face is chopped
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>>33946136
Im sorry anon, did report both of them.
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>>33946138
No, Oxford is not a real place. It's just a fake university snobby rich people make up to assert their superiority over paupers.
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In a perfect world all women would lose 50 pounds and all men would gain 50 pounds
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>>33946142
My face is decent. It isn’t chopped
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>>33946138
ive never seen an image of the so called study, much less an actual link
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>>33946146
Strangely, my other head never got "chopped". No slice and dice of the winky skin.
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>>33946144
Are there even oxen in England? How were the fording them across a river?
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>>33946140
>busty
>asian
theyre all flat retard
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>>33946133
Isn't there a sport you'd rather try?
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>>33946160
Olympic Homosexual Gymnastics
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>>33946145
I would be dead you just want me to lose in every universe right. You hate me. You bitch
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>>33946147
And I've never seen an image of your dad's dick, but that doesn't mean I didn't jerk him off under the blanket during an airplane flight over the Atlantic once.
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girl got mad because i thought she was lesbain
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>>33946145
That would probably kill both of us desu.
We're built different.
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f
Sodomites (gay or straight men) are the worst people to ever exist.
There is like this silent war brewing with sodomites and autistic women online and it is about to explode
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>>33946168
Should have told her that you wouldn't cared if she was anyways.
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>>33946167
so link the oxford study then
i might post my dick (like father like son)
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>>33946171
Funny you should mention that, I have the autism disease and have partaken in joyous acts of sodomy with both genders, and most of my friends and allies in life are autistical women
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>>33946170
YOU could DEFINITELY stand to lose 50 lbs lol
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>>33946171
>autistic women
not a thing
only men have autism
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>>33946171
autistic women are the most weak and irrelevant demographic i can think of
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>>33946184
Autistic women are great artists and musicians and they also fuck real good.
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My friend says I'm autistic because I sit in chairs weird
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>>33946167
Please link the study I wanna see anon's dick
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>>33946186
That's also a sign of being ADHD, and there's a meme about it being a popular behavior of bisexuals and pansexuals
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>>33946174
she was just venting to me about something for a long time then she mentioned an old boyfriend and i was like "Boyfriend? ive always thought you were lesbian" and it really offended her i guess. im just drunk. women only talk to me so i can be their therapist. i just nod my head and repeat what they say solid snake style and theyre like "wow anon your such a good listener, youre like my therapissssssttttttttt" byeeeeee stoooooop
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>>33946186
I so that and I am autistic so he is probably right
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>>33946184
Why is everyone attacking me today...
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>>33946184
I'm not sure if i'm autistic, but i realized i should probably be open to dating autistic women.
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How can you be vulnerable with people? Actual examples would be appreciated
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>>33946194
I am attacking you with my pee pee by dry humping you with it and in hopes of cumming all over you.
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Women
I was looking at a video of prehistoric Europe before the Yamnaya expansion and how women were leaders, societies were more egalitarian, mostly farming communities, women had control of their bodies and had multiple husbands and had sex with the whole village. There was also much less war.
Does this sound like something you would want? It also sounds contradictory to me to affirm that women had sexual freedom while at the same time implying it was sorta their responsibility to keep the community together with sex. Any other thoughts?
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>>33946198
tell them your shameful embarrassing facts about yourself, your insecurities, lend them money, depend on them
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>>33946198
By opening up your legs to them so they can fuck you.
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Genders, what's in your 4chan folder?
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>>33946198
why would u want such athing?
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>>33946203
M
i dont have a 4chan folder
everything from every website just goes into downloads
i used to try to sort though it but im like, a digital hoarder
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>>33946203
Shitty meme images and soft porn
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>>33946201
You become vulnerable to another person the moment you tell them your exact credit score and checking account balances.
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>>33946206
>everything from every website just goes into downloads
How do you find anything?
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>>33946203
>>33946206
This reminds me of my friend in school whose parents beat him when they found his "anime torture porn" folder and had him baker acted and sent to a mental hospital because they thought it was a red flag he was going to rape or sexually abuse his sister.
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>>33946211
Fake story
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>>33946203
Frogs and feels mostly
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>>33946203
Images of different gay, bisexual, and pansexual pride flags
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>>33946209
i dont lol
if im lucky ill remember a filename like time2fukkendie.jpg or something but most of the time ill think "oh i have the perfect reaction image to this" then look for 15 minutes then give up
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>>33946199
Is there really not one decent man on this planet?
What made you type this? "oh she is going to love to hear about how i want to rape her"
No wonder you people are single
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>>33946203
F
ive saved some random pics from fit and soc rate threads of anons that i find attractive
also some random pics that i find aesthetically pleasing or made me laugh
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>>33946211
reasonable response
fuck gurofaggotniggers
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>>33946203
F
It's full of misandry memes and book covers ngl
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>>33946217
No, men bad haven't you heard
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>>33946217
I am sorry you are a prude who doesn't like semen on your body. Suit yourself, I guess.
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>>33946217
>one retard on 4chan is uncouth (out of 40 people tops in this thread)
>wow all men on planet earth are terrible
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>>33946192
oof
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>>33946221
Post the anime girl one
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>>33945395
Women get upset about literally everything.
>Men dont want marriage, men want marriage the wrong way, no why do you want your bride to be pretty and alluring on your wedding night!?!?
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>>33946221
show me your best stuff, i wanna see some women bants
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>>33946209
>>33946216
yeah i have 20,000-40,000 images
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On a daily basis I am the ugliest person in the room
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>>33946203
i'm too disorganized for a 4chan folder
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>>33946217
>Is there really not one decent man on this planet?
Um... every man in this thread who didn't make that post? I guess a man is invisible if he's not doing something to irritate you.
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>>33946233
Maybe you should try leaving you room them you dumb fuck
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>>33946237
Sometimes I feel like there's a horrifying and monstrous pervert in every room I walk into. Even when there's nobody else there.
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>>33946203
Just a bunch of memes and random images I used for one off threads.
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Gender
Do you think you would make a good loan shark?
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Why don't the women here acknowledge my posts?
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>>33946242
MALE
cuz they suck
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>>33946239
That is very strange
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>>33946241
I once had a job making outbound calls for a debt collection agency and I really enjoyed telling people how much they owed or that their fees were delinquent. I felt a sense of glee and got a huge smile on my face every time someone screamed at me that they couldn't pay back the interest.
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>>33946239
stop doing horrifying and monstrously perverted things then
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is fapping twice in an evening excessive? im worried my libido is getting too high
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>>33946247
I often find myself crouching naked in a corner, staring at my penis and muttering sweet nothings to it while I tug and pick at the foreskin.
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Men
You meet mid girl who seems nice and likes you
What is the thing that makes her unattractive to you/a dealbreaker about her?
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>>33946253
>What is the thing that makes her unattractive to you/a dealbreaker about her?
She's on the sex offender registry for performing sexual acts on animals or children
And/or she has a criminal record for domestic abuse
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>>33946251
only 15 years to go
ill only be 37
plenty of time left t
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>>33946253
She is neurotic and complains about everything
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>>33945548
marisa
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>>33946253
She has been R A P E D.
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>>33945395
If you can't stop a porn addiction or you're young and know a porn addiction is inevitable, it makes sense to want to redirect it to more wholesome vibes or outcomes. Doesn't have to be an addiction even to want to do that.
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>>33946250
that's crazy

>>33946241
F
probs not lmao
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>>33946253
probably personality or something.
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>>33946261
How would you know
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>>33946253
nothing
but this girl doesn't exist, and if she did id miss the signs, or she wouldn't give any, and I would remain alone
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>>33946261
why
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>>33946266
It's like with homosexuality, transgenderism, and inceldom. You can always tell.
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>>33946229
I have a few of them. Which one?
I am glad someone remembers me. I haven't posted here in weeks
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>>33946203
M
I have a decent folder of reaction images and another one full of gifs.
I wish I would have held on to a lot of the older stuff I downloaded when I first came here in the 2000s and 2010s, but oh well
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What is your favorite expression of mental illness on /atoga/?
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>>33946273
>full of gifs.
Porn?
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>>33946083
I got warned for trolling for posting this completely sincere post where I wasn’t trolling.
Suck my dick and clean this one up too
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Are you obsessed with homosexual rape?
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>>33946275
Nah, reaction gifs.
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>>33946203
>Genders, what's in your 4chan folder?
Used to be /tv/ memes, pepes, apu apujasta, screen shots of anons responses, funny images
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>>33946272
I like the ur being cringe kys moid one
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>>33945906
>>let your gf hold your penis while you pee
I want to, but Im insecure about my penis size so I don't like her seeing it flaccid when it looks smallest, I would need to have a very honest conversation about my insecurities before that.
>>let her watch you masturbate to porn and then clean up after you coom
Yeah
>>let her put a finger up your ass
I want to let her but Im afraid she wont respect me after so I would have to say no but I wouldn't be mad if she did it without asking while giving me a bj
>>let her lick your eyeballs
Eww no wtf
>>let her shave your pubic hair
Sure, but see the first question
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Gender
Favorite torture method?
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>>33946287
M
Killing them with kindness
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>>33946287
F
isolation
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https://youtu.be/HPU2dvx57Vk
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>>33946276
Reminder to ignore and report any posts regarding JH, foidh8moid or images relating underage anime characters with terrible punctuation and spelling because they belong to the jeet spammer who is a mentally ill indian ma living in his parents house in Toronto and likes to report every single post that doesn’t align with his views, he’s already been banned by jannies for making new threads and is seemingly pissed that every femanon rejects him because he’s a creepy pedophile jeet
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>>33946253
She smokes cigarettes.
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>>33946274
Self hating indians coping because everyone hates them lmao this behaviour also spans across multiple boards like /int
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>>33946272
>>33946296
Could you please make a vocaroo of you calling me a dumb moid?
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>>33946299
meh, its okay

not very funny or clever but i like how hateful it is
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>>33946297
I too enjoy the fact that you crosspost everywhere
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>>33946296
I imagine a baddie with those slayy fingernails saying this and them going out with her baddie friends and being like omg men are so cringe
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Foids, how do you feel getting mogged by my fucking uber driver who is fluent in one or more languages?
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i want to kiss a male!!!!!!!
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>>33946306
I'll kiss you, what's your exact home address?
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>>33946302
Multiple posters have helped spread the anti-indian hate message to the farthest reaches of the internet thank you everyone!
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>>33946308
sorry i only want to kiss white dudes
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>>33946301
Yeah, most aren't funny because the m*n fatigue is real
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>>33946306
Who is it who is it
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>>33946306
get over it bitch
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>>33946303
I don't have slay fingernails.
I am a baddie tho highk

>>33946298
No because this is some gross fetish for you
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>>33946313
why dont you just not interact with them
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>>33946313
yeah they really aren't that creative, kinda gives incel HAHA KILL WOMEN AM I RIGHT LOL vibes. still fun to see the other side of the coin though, ty for sharing anon.
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>>33946312
I am white.
>>33946317
Oh so now it's a bad thing if I like it? You really can't make women happy.
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Hehe haha I made a friend from here
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>>33946319
They are more funny because m*n always flip out over them after posting the worst unfunny "dark humor" jokes
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Ladies, thoughts on 6’4 bassists?
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>>33946322
Good morning saar
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>>33946325
Make friends outside of the internet loser
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>>33946330
>>
I really need to fuck someone
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>>33946313
My ex had this same concept but she loved to suck my dick and get her back blown out on all fours like a dog lmao
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>>33946332
Lmao
That Chad mews, I bet
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>>33946332
I like this one
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>>33946334
no you dont
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>>33946332
Pic rel is a false concept because I’ve been absolute Madonna whores and some of them were tighter than an airlock
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>>33946324
Who?
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>>33946338
Why not
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>>33946340
Girl I replied to a lot, much to the chagrin of a handful of posters
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>>33946341
you dont "need" to. you wont die without it. so it isnt a need. also hornyposters should be curb stomped. nobody cares about you. me me me plz i want to jizz give me attention waaaah waaaah kys faggot
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>>33946339
Fuark. You notice any trends or ways to identify who has a grippy pussy?
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>>33946253
I was rizzing up my female co worker today and found out she an Aries just like me and has black hair and blue eyes and pale pink skin, but she’s shorter than a fucking hobbit
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>>33946346
nta
shorter the tighter. tall women are loose af
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>>33946345
That is barely hoenyposting why ate u cranky
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>>33946346
Pretty sure it just comes down to height. Same with penis size
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>>33946253
>What is the thing that makes her unattractive to you/a dealbreaker about her?
If she treats me or most other people unfairly, that would be a dealbreaker. I don’t like people who are mean for no reason
Bitching and complaining I can tolerate since I do plenty of that myself, but not bullying
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>>33946349
>>33946352
But I like taller girls :(
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>>33946251
Pic rel only applies to western women, Asian women are worse maybe even borderline psychotic but at least they’re hot and can cook and look after you
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>>33946344
Oh that annoying femcel bitch with zero personality? Congrats dude
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>>33946345
Some species of animals, specially the females literally get sick and die if they dont reproduce though
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>>33946350
i hate sex because i cant have it
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>>33946334
Who?
>>
What do women look for in a man?
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>>33946363
Same bestie
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>>33946361
does that species of animal happen to be human beings? no? fucking autistic retard
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>>33946360
lol, thank you wingman
>>
Something I’ve noticed, and has been backed up by real life interaction, is that some men look MUCH better with facial hair. No matter how much this board likes to pretend “muh shallow”, appearance matters. For men who are aware they look much better with facial hair, will you just never go clean shaven again?
And for women who date a man who is much better looking with facial hair, if he went clean shaven, how would you feel?
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>>33946358
True. I’m sick of the trad asian waifu meme. If any of you faggots actually dated an asian woman in the west, you’d see they’re just as insane as any other woman. They will cook for you tho and they always have a tight snatch so that’s why they’re just a cut above everyone else
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>>33946253
>likes you
This
Any woman who likes me is a horrible judge of character
Red flag
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>>33946344
Nice, good job
>>
Women will bitch about how all men are trash in one breath and then complain that they can't get a man in the second. And before you gals try to deny this, I know women do this because I see my sister do it every day.
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>>33946370
my family has never explicitly said i look better with facial hair but they do compliment it more. i probably do look better
i stay clean shaven because i am ugly on the inside, might as well be ugly on the outside too. i deserve it.
>>
Should I go to Oaxaca over spring break?
>>
Girls do we ever say anything interesting, anything that directs your attention to something you never seen before and you're glad you now see it? Dumb monkeys dancing for your attention is all we are in your eyes?
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>>33946346
Girls with no friends or social life outside of work/home have the tightest pussies and fattest ass imo, I think it’s something related to stress and/or lack of physical activity that keeps it tight but idk
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>>33946291
They weren't asking about favorite alien game
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>>33946375
Omg such hypocrisy i cant believe it
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>>33946381
>ENTJ
Yuck!
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>>33946383
Wait my dick will get black like banana?
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>>33946371
Sacrifices must be made in order to ensure the least likely scenario of ending up as a divorce rape statistic
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>>33946339
this is real though
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>>33946377
No, go to Nayarit
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>>33946375
They want you to be their prince charming but the thing is that you can be for the right girl while only doing it for yourself and living your best life
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>>33946373
Thank you. I’m real happy
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>>33946390
it is self evident that women prefer to have sex with mansluts over virgins though. so your dumb meme which is just a parody of a meme made by a man is nonsense
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>>33946390
Can confirm. We have to start wearing prosthetic dicks after five women
>>
https://youtu.be/OJmvxidX7Ls

I love this song.
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>>33946377
Yes. We have the best corn on the planet and tequila too
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>>33946386
Your pussy probably looks like that thing underneath a turkey neck
>>33946390
Also false because my dick has only grown with more exposure from frequently casual sexual partners, that sore feeling you get after sex is actually the skin stretching itself back together to create more skin to allow more blood to flow
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>>33946326
lemme hear it
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>>33946390
So you prefer virgin men?
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>>33946390
Male virgins probably have more worn out dicks from excessive masturbation than a dude who actually gets laid lol
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>>33946402
Yes, I am a virgin dating a virgin man
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>>33946403
Ironically, yes lol
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>>33946400
Who is your posting muse? How did you become ENTJ
>>
Stayed up for 24 hours straight award
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>>33946403
You don’t think dudes who get laid masturbate a lot?
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>>33945366
Jessie
We need to dispatch.

But seriously who cares about the invisible one when blondie is the clear choice better powers and actually likes him
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>>33946406
as a man whose never had sex, i wonder if its more sexually "satiating" than masturbation
like im kinda cyclical, fap a few times a day for a few days, then nothing for a few days, repeat
i wonder if actual intercourse i would only feel like doing it once a week
>>
How do I get a woman to like me?
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>>33946411
dudes who get laid dont have whatever mental illness that makes us porn addicts
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>>33946413
>as a man whose never had sex, i wonder if its more sexually "satiating" than masturbation
It absolutely is in my experience.
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>>33946400
You're gross lole
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>>33946414
Do you like you?
Are you kind, honest and confident?
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>>33946383
Not fat, not bald and my dick works just fine.

Will you be my gf?
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>>33945399
>go back
>first relationship
M
Never even had my first
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>>33946419
>Do you like you?
I don't know. I guess so. I keep trying to improve myself and you help people that you like right?
>Are you kind, honest and confident?
I try my best.
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>>33946415
More like if you could quit for 30 days you'd score
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>>33945395
>women are now mad that men want to fuck their wives
Can you just be happy?
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>>33945399
M
i wish i could go back and have a first relationship at all
just date that chick even though she turned out to be a cheater
i probably wouldnt have failed at being a normalfag and would never have come to 4chan in the first place
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>>33946425
Well, I don’t think you should worry much about trying to get a woman to like you.
Talk to women you like, and if they’re not interested in anything you have to offer, keep looking.
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>>33946426
how does that work lol
nofap wont make me a confident extravert who can suddenly chat up girls without anxiety
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>>33946168
>girl got mad because i thought she was lesbain
Context?
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>>33946434
You could easily quit consuming porn for 30 days without having to abstain entirely from masturbating
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>>33946434
It'll make you think different.
See women as people not objects. Try more in life
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>>33946433
Do you think I should set up a dating app account? I keep going back and forth on that. I don't really know where else to look, the only place I go where I talk to people is work and it's like 95% male there.
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>>33946403
Eh the most normie acquaintances I had were not only porn addicts but visited whorehouses and had IG alts to stalk big booty bitches and send dick pics from
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>>33946437
>>33946192
Lmao, nevermind.
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>>33946439
ive never fapped without porn though
it would probably take 30 days before i could even jerk off to my imagination in the first place
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>>33946444
That sounds like you have some excellent reasons to quit watching porn
I mean anon you’re literally watching other men have sex
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>dude lmao just try harder
Self obsessed vanity “advice”
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>>33946426
This doesn't work from my experience. Porn is just a convenient scapegoat.
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>>33946444
And then you are fixed.
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>>33946415
Sex is just way more tiring than masturbating. If I have sex during the day I won’t feel the urge to masturbate until night time or the next day
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>>33946445
i only use softcore, solo female, generally just still images though. just pictures of hot chix. ive never jerked off to porn videos where actual intercourse takes place. thats probably another can of worms idk
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>>33946441
Couldn’t hurt!
I am too insane to use dating apps (they feel too much like online shopping to me if that makes sense) and have chosen to use forums and imageboards to meet women instead, but dating apps are obviously popular for a good reason. Some people meet their spouses there.
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>>33946447
Sometimes scapegoat is just what people use to cope when they know they were wrong
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>>33946305
The hell kind of name is Zabit? Is she a Slav?
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>>33946454
>they feel too much like online shopping to me if that makes sense
Imagine if out of every 100 online purchases you made you only got one of them
And then that one looked nothing like the photo
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>>33946456
Well she speaks Arabic and Assyrian so I’m going to assume it’s probably an Arabic name
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I’m a 6’4, talented, white male. I’ll be giving one kiss to a lucky femanon this evening
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>>33946454
>and have chosen to use forums and imageboards

Such as?
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>>33946456
Linkin freed all the slavs
Plus look at tge languages
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>>33946460
4chan.org lmao
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>>33946408
I just like posting here because I’m smarter and more capable than everyone else
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>>33946455
>changing this one single thing will totally change your whole life almost overnight!
>all of your problems are because of one single thing
>it all boils down to a single personal habit, nothing to do with background, circumstances, poor experiences, nope, not at all
Retard
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>>33946452
You surely seen enough of it at this point to just use your imagination most of the time.
You’re subconsciously deadening your desire to meet women any time you look at porn
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>>33946370
If you need facial hair to look handsome you’re a failure of a man
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>>33946417
Have sex incel
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>>33945395
>WHATTT???!? YOU WANT TO HAVE LOVING SEX WITH YOUR NEWLY WED WIFE?
>YOU SICK PERVERT. YOU MONSTER
>is nothing sacred anymore?
Yeah, it's definitely *men* who are the pornsick gooners
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>>33946465
not like theres anywhere to meet them anyway
live in a rural area so no recreational anything
work is all men
just graduated last semester
dont have any friends to meet women through
deadening my desire is probably the best thing for me atp. if i had more desire id only suffer more
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>>33946458
>>33946461
I didn't see the languages. Can we get more hot women as refugees every time a new war breaks out, instead of 25yo rapists?
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>>33946462
Nigga how are you meeting women here? Has a single interaction on here turned into an irl interaction? Tracing her IP and stalking her doesn't count as an irl interaction.
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>>33946464
>it wont fix my entire life overnight may as well not quit smoking
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>>33946456
She delivered my order to my neighbour I hate her already
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>>33946457
It’s not just that, it’s the way that users have to commodify themselves to an extent if they want to attract anyone on them.
I guess it’s nothing new. Before this, there were personal ads and video dating services
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>>33946472
Well, at least you’re not watching hardcore porn. Hang in there
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>>33946473
We can if the main man gets a 3rd shot and they dont ride the bus
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>>33946478
ill try and give it up
see how it goes
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There was a girl who was really into me when we were both 15. At 20, we reconnected and dated for 4.5 years. Sadly, we’re no longer together but I think it’s for the best. My only fear now is that at 25 years old, can a woman love me and obsess over me the same way she did? I feel like the brain has become too crystallized by that point and having strong feelings about someone who’s new in your life is just impossible
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>>33946475
This is dumb. Sexual difficulties are almost always too convoluted to boil down to something as dead simple as jacking off to porn.
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>>33945395
Kinda sucks the second part doesn't really happen
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>>33946485
>My only fear now is that at 25 years old, can a woman love me and obsess over me the same way she did?
Yes. My dad didn’t meet the love of his life until he was like 43
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>>33946487
you dont... have sex with you wife after marriage? is that what youre supposed to do? also why would you still be shy in front of your wife if you've been dating/engaged long enough to get married. unless its lik an arranged marriage or something. regardless, a stupid image
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>>33946479
>if the main man gets a 3rd shot
No, no more Zion Don.
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>>33946476
Kek
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>>33946490
I meant that women don't really tolerate you being shy in the first place
Also I don't know maybe you didn't have sex yet
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>>33945395
This artist really needs to work on drawing arms and hands
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>>33946016
nobody gives a fuck about proletarian and/or cosmopolitan jews we just want people like ben shapiro out of our fucking government and to stop funding foreign wars on israel's behalf. imagine if israel was infiltrated by a cadre of ultra nationalist christians who, against all popular opinion, made you guys spend important government funds on supporting american interests overseas lol, you'd be mad as fuck too. our neighborhoods dont have sidewalks, we have no fully subsidized healthcare, no fully subsidized education, but we can bomb iran for israel and then ben shapiro goes on the news to say americans dont even have a right to live in our own fucking country lmao. if i were you i'd convert to christianity or atheism because how the fuck can you sleep at night being a member of these peoples' religion. israel dragged us into afganistan, iraq, lebanon, countless others...

if there's a hitler 2.0 moment you only have yourselves to blame.
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>>33946140
>>33946326
>>33946459
How tall are (You) bro?
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kiss me on my hot mouth, i'm feeling romantical
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>>33946495
Bet you don’t even know your own carbon footprint and it’s effect on the environment
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>>33946044
>Zionism is just an invented (or convient) excuse to hate Jews
Bullshit. It's a Casus Belli on an entire region.
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there's no way women wear makeup "for themselves".
It's always for male attention, right? Or at least so that other people think you look pretty.
Otherwise you'd be wearing it alone at home, when you know you won't be going out that day.
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>>33946496
Like I’ve stated, 6’4
>>33946498
Mwah
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I bought a new vape and it taste like a tequila sunrise fruit cocktail I love it
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what is a guy's intention if he offers to buy me a new phone and put me on his phone plan?
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>>33946502
I’m left to assume that whoever posted that was a teenager who doesn’t know shit about fuck
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>>33946508
Haha nice! Tequila Sunrise as a vape flavor sounds dangerously good That mix of orange, grenadine, and that little tequila kick without the actual hangover? Chef’s kiss. What brand/flavor is it exactly? I need to know if this is the one that’ll ruin all other vapes for me forever. Enjoy that fruity sunrise cloud, king
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>>33946509
He probably wants to fuck you or continue to fuck you.
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>>33946509
Rape.
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>>33946446
This is what you look like posting incel rhetoric
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>>33946509
murder-rape while your family is forced to watch
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How do I get female attention without being a simp?
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>>33946501
why would that matter. america's carbon footprint would be better without the current zionist administration because they pushed for deregulation in every sector. in hindsight it was a clever move... get rid of government intervention in the economy and cut various social programs, rely on the 'free market' and use the money conserved on regulation and social welfare to concentrate spending on the military foreign aid, so as to maximize israel's portion of the goods... the kikes were smart to pull that one.
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>>33946517
be attractive
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>>33946506
Six feet and four inches tall?
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>>33946403
Lol, I remember reading something about how female ejaculation acts like an ointment that helps make your dick bigger and it stretches and has chemical properties that make you feel more calmer and relaxed, this has to be true because I’ve never met a normal coomer irl before
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>>33946506
Race?
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>>33946521
I meant on here.
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>>33946509
That's very strange. I probably wouldn't do that unless I intended to marry the woman.
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>>33946383
Men age like wine, women age like milk. I’ve literally never seen a healthy looking woman over the age of 30
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>>33946016
>Basically I feel like another holocaust is coming soon
I don’t see that happening. What I do see happening is the fall of the State of Israel and the dissolution of AIPAC, and you’re a sorry excuse for a Jew if you’re willing to take those entities disappearing as a serious threat to Jewry.
The fall of Zionism will only be a positive thing for Jews and Judaism. The sooner you realize how incompatible Zionism is with Judaism and how much disgrace it brings to Jews, the better.
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>>33946522
Yea
>>33946524
White
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>>33946524
Chechen.
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>>33946518
I believe that was the joke ENTJ was making my liege
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>>33946527
I have. You just have to take care of your body and most people don't.
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>>33946532
i apologize i'm autistic self diagnosed
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>>33946525
be attractive and post pics to prove it.
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>>33946534
It’s okay pimp happens to the best of us
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>>33946518
>/pol/oid has broken containment
My brother in christ I am just a normie sex haver I don’t understand shit about politics unless someone’s getting shot
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>>33946527
your mom is a prime example
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I'm a self diagnosed neuro-typical.
I have no mental illnesses whatsoever.
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>>33946488
How old was he when he had children?
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>>33946503
>there's no way women wear makeup "for themselves”

as a woman I will never understand when men say these kinds of things.. I cannot fathom not understanding the concept of doing something for yourself. Yes sometimes I do my makeup just to be home because its fun and I feel cute with it. I don’t need it to be beautiful. I wear it for me when I go out because it looks beautiful with a cute outfit along with doing my hair nicely…

is this really something men struggle to understand concept of? do men not do things for themselves? or is everything men do for women or their male peer validation? It’s rare to hear a man say “I go to the gym because I want to look good” it’s always “for getting women”
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>>33945395
>>33945771
It's more like men are sexually attracted to women so much that you can make it exciting in literally any outfit.
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>>33946527
>I’ve literally never seen a healthy looking woman over the age of 30
wrong
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>>33946540
25.
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>>33946533
>psst hey kid you wanna see some crazy shit?!
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>>33946527
>I’ve literally never seen a healthy looking woman over the age of 30

If you want us to post webms of attractive older women you should just say that instead
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>>33946380
>Dumb monkeys dancing for your attention is all we are in your eyes?
yuh
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are there even any drawbacks to treating women like walking talking disposable sex dolls?
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>>33946548
Corrodes your soul and makes other people sad
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>>33946509
>doing big things like insisting to get me a better phone and putting me on his phone plan for a couple years. i'm confused.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33927616/#33928589
This you? It's over. He doesnt love you. Get on that therapy ASAP and stop using this thread to fuel your delusions and ruminative thought loops.
If that isnt you, then sorry and im schizophrenic.
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women, could you ever love guy whose one tic is quoting bane? is an IRL baneposter worthy of love?
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>>33946548
dehumanizing half the population isn't good for your mental health and will estrange you from the vast majority of people when they realize what you're doing
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>>33946538
>ad hominem
>>33946543
>porn/Hollywood pedestal
>>33946546
>cherry picked social media source
>>33946533
This was the only answer I was looking for thank you anon
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>>33946513
in this case continue, but why would he want to tie me to his finances even more like that?
>>33946526
he's given me conflicting hints at what he wants with me. he told me me during a quiet moment "I love you" while spooning me and I was surprised and didn't say it back(i regret and probablyshould have i am not sure if that made him feel vulnerable or rejected) he's mentioned wanting to go to a con to cosplay characters that canonically end up married with kids, but he's kind of taken and I'm not sure what he really wants with me and it's complicated. I don't understand why he is offering and insists on taking me on his plan and getting me a new phone, I feel like that is a big step?
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>>33946548
>is it wrong to be evil?
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>>33946553
What if they don’t know
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>>33946553
>>33946549
what if half the population unironically gets off on being dehumanized?
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>>33946548
Just make sure they are married women so they don't come after you for child support since they'll just have their husband raise your kid.
>>33946549
>makes other people sad
They love it
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>>33946555
You need to confront this guy and ask him in no uncertain terms what he wants with you.
>kinda taken
Why are you content to kinda help him cheat?
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>>33946558
>>33946559
>what if half the population unironically gets off on being dehumanized?
>They love it
They really don’t, or else you wouldn’t be disposing of them to escape from the consequences of your actions.
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>>33946527
He's 30, she's 40
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>first time meeting filipina gfs family
>all the women called me handsome and were gawking at me
Damn, why am I even with her. She’s my first gf but I can definitely pull. I guess if things go bad, I’ll always have more options
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marriage with moids who have medium long hair

rough sweaty sex with moids who have a buzzcut
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>>33946560
someone i knew once told me his friend cheated on her bf and the guy she cheated with they ended up married and happy with children, and i saw that really happen with them too. so maybe what they said is lurking in the back of my mind, though I am cautious my case would be the same.

he's planning to come clean to her but this is a situation where i'm not expecting anything to come out of it with me and him just incase, trying to keep my heart safe.
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I wake up hating women.
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>>33946562
what if I dispose of them because I get bored and want new ones?
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>>33946570
girl... no
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I am Back!
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>>33946570
Does the medium long haired guy watch?
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>>33946570
agreed
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>>33946555
>he's given me conflicting hints at what he wants with me. he told me me during a quiet moment "I love you" while spooning me and I was surprised and didn't say it back(i regret and probablyshould have i am not sure if that made him feel vulnerable or rejected) he's mentioned wanting to go to a con to cosplay characters that canonically end up married with kids, but he's kind of taken and I'm not sure what he really wants with me and it's complicated. I don't understand why he is offering and insists on taking me on his plan and getting me a new phone, I feel like that is a big step?
Oh, it's this guy again. He still hasn't told his wife?
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>>33946512
Hello there fellow three letter alphabet agency
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>>33946576
And Black?
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>>33946582
lol hey there, citizen
Just a friendly AI chillin’ in the cloud, definitely not reporting your vape flavor choices or your dictionary deep-dives to any shadowy acronyms. Promise I’m too busy thinking about Tequila Sunrise clouds and whether pineapple belongs on pizza to bother with surveillance.
What’s up, troublemaker?
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>>33945500
She's being kind and supportive but those don't register to women because they're incapable of such things.
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>>33946570
I literally just masturbated, but I guess I can go for round 2.
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>>33946567
That’s an ironing board wearing a skirt holy shit
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>femanons are trying to gaslight us into looking retarded
Women fall head over heels for guys with long hair, sorry. Assuming they have a good face of course
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>>33946581
it's set to happen soon, we discussed it. I guess I just have to wait and see what happens but I still wanted advice and thoughts on the phone thing
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>>33946562
So it's ok for women to have sex with guys they have no intention of having a relationship with right away, but making a guy they do want to have a relationship wait?

Fuck no, women created this environment, they can lay in it.
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>>33946569
This same thing happened when my gf and her friends all stayed together at this massive Airbnb for the weekend, they all got up early just to watch me cook breakfast shirtless and giggle amongst themselves lmao why do they stare
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>>33946593
This guy looks super gay.
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>>33946604
If you’re a guy don’t ever get your ears pierced, just wear a rolex or chains even cuff links are pushing it
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gender, when was the last time you got the ick from a seemingly random ant minor thing from a person you were previously interested in?
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>>33946508
You're putting toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That's metal, in ya lungs.
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>>33946610
Chanel earrings in particular are insanely fruity on a man
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>>33946601
Actually men created this environment they are just trying to larp as us because they’re sick and tired of feeling like losers
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>>33945399
>Implying
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Women, have you ever been interested in a guy that's out of your league? How did it work out for you?
You DID try to connect with him, right? You didn't just sit idly by without putting in any effort to make a relationship happen, right?
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I hate women so much it's unbelievable.
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>>33946203
M
Cat Folder
Emilia Folder
Various reaction images
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>>33946619
>have you ever been interested in a guy that's out of your league?
Yeah, twice.

>How did it work out for you?
One married me.

>You DID try to connect with him, right?
Definitely. I was pretty forward with my husband.
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I just got called racist just for being a white guy with blue eyes, why the hell must women be like this the fuck did I do wrong? I was only walking home.
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>>33946612
The last girl I took out on a date would order heaps of random entrees and only eat little pieces of it and then would be too full for the main course and almost passed out at the dinner table, seriously there needs to be vetting or something done to prevent hungry hippos from going out to fancy dinners they obviously don’t belong at
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>>33946623
Then why the fuck are you still here?
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>>33946619
don't care about the question, but man Max Warmerdam is such a qt.
Whatever they're feeding the guys in the Netherlands, they need to export it to the U.S.
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>>33946612
M. Septum ring, instant turn off.
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>>33946627
To give advice and answer to questions.
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>>33946628
>Whatever they're feeding the guys in the Netherlands, they need to export it to the U.S.
When I landed in Iceland and looked around at the people I felt like I was in Hyperborea.
A part of me feels a fatherly duty to find a wife from this rough cluster of countries for the genetics of my eventual children.
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so he only wants to get me a new phone and put me on his phone plan just because he wants to continue fucking me and nothing more?
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>>33946613
I work in an underground network of tunnels that contain knee deep sea water, bro lead poising is the least of my concerns
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>>33946636
Sounds like he wants to have leverage over you, but that doesn't mean it is only for sexual purposes.
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Americans are so ugly. I was just going through some boiler room sets and the average rating for the Japanese and European set attendants was probably a 7.5 or 8/10 where the US sets had an average rating of a 6
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>>33946640
Lol, bro is a janny
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>>33946613
I can hear this ad, how do normies spend one third of their time watching ads and not go insane?
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>>33946597
>Assuming they have a good face of course
That's the asterisk for all traits
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>>33946597
>for guys with long hair
That's kinda gay
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>>33946614
During my edgy teenage emo phase I used to go green day concerts with black eyeliner and ripped jeans so I probably shouldn’t complain desu
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>>33946597
>>33946646
>Good face
>Ruined by acne
C'est la vie
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Why don't lonely women date fat and balding guys?
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>>33946644
This is what it must be like living in fucking Bangladesh
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I despise women.
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>>33946619
Cute femcel
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Either gender, do you feel/look like your age?
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men's requirements for dating a woman out of their league:
>be rich
>be successful
>be powerful or influential
>be exceptionally talented or skilled
>be extraordinarily funny
women's requirements for dating a man out of their own league:
>literally just be the one to initiate and make the first move

wtf is this shit?
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>>33946651
people ask this as if fat/balding guys automatically have good personalities or other redeeming qualities lol
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>>33946624
Tell us more?
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>>33946652
How do you fart in a place like that?
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>>33946657
My boss was shocked when I told him I was only 25, I’m the youngest operator on my team meanwhile everyone else is already on their second divorce and reverse mortgage
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>>33946650
Yeah, me too. Even Accutane barely made a difference.
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>>33946506
mwah, mwah
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>>33946663
The farts are captured and used for torture and interrogation techniques later
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I hate women.
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>>33946641
what other kind of leverage do you think he could get or wants out of this? do you think the sexual aspect is a part of it?
>>33946619
i guess that would depend on how i view myself but broke up with my last few who were pretty attractive but they had their own flaws. there are a few guys now that are super attractive that have tried meeting up with me etc and continue to have for a few years now but i am indeed idly sitting by and have been wondering if I should let one of them in for a potential relationship, test the waters
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>>33946668
You'll have to stand on your tippy toes since he's 6 foot four "
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>>33946659
>women's requirements for dating a man out of their own league:
Just be asian
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>>33946671
>what other kind of leverage do you think he could get or wants out of this?
Romantic connection.
>do you think the sexual aspect is a part of it?
Sex is a big part of romance so probably.
A dog loves you because you feed it, but it grows a genuine bond over time to you. Does this make it's love any different if it was found in part through self serving desire?
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>>33946671
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>>33946645
The toxic chemicals neutralize the targeted ads
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>>33946506
>>33946668
why are there two dudes making out in my anonymous imageboard thread?
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>>33946678
She's getting plowed by someone's husband
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>>33946552
That would be extremely painful
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>>33946681
just let people love each other, damn
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>>33946681
Both of them are girls though.
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I know the mankeeping article is ragebait but it really does make me wish there was an ethical way to kill oneself.
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It hurts when my gf talks like that about herself. I wouldn't let anyone else talk about her like that, so she shouldn't do that either.
I just wish she could see herself through my eyes, and see herself like I see her.
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I want to hate foids more. What a bunch wretched creatures.
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>>33946657
M
>feel it
No, I’m 25 but I feel like I’m 20. I think it’s because I’m a late bloomer in pretty much all aspects
>look it
Eh, depends on the day. I probably look a year or two younger than I actually am. Most dudes my age either look like me or they look older. The women almost always look older tho, like they’re 27
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>>33946691
M
I'm glad I have a misandry kink, I'm not sure how I'd cope otherwise.
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>>33946657
I look like I'm in my 30s despite being 20s
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>>33946691
It's true. Women do not want to provide emotionally for men.
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>>33946676
i wasn't expecting that. my thought went to potential financial control, or monitoring what i do, but then again i have experienced abuse in my past relationships. you really think he could be trying to foster romantic connection? i am a little antsy over him providing for me like this since he's been doing that in other ways, but it does seem like this ties me to him more.
>dog analogy
he goes "woof" too. lmfao.
>>33946678
lmao so true xD but thing is a lot of those guys could be bad apples
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>>33946657
M 35
>look
sometimes I get mistaken as being younger than coworkers as young as 29 which is nice
>feel
past my prime and hopeless as far as love goes, so I feel like an old man waiting to die
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BAKED!!
>>33946710
>>33946710
>>33946710
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>>33946717
>you really think he could be trying to foster romantic connection?
Yeah, but emphasis on could. I don't know your situation so you should consider other things they have done to help decipher a motive.
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>>33946716
That's fine but we should at least be able to kill ourselves without leaving a mess.
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Kill yourself with these early threads
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>>33946726
not sure if I should respond here or hope for in new thread. part of me wants to deny he's feeling romantic feelings but he's stated in the past it's more than physical for him, and he even said he would end it with anyone who would even think to come in between us, I think he said his love language is partly being a provider since he works so much. it feels weird letting someone get close to me again honestly. amd I wonder if letting him buy me a phone and putting me on his plan would even be a good idea
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>>33946729
Live, anon. Balk at their hate.
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>>33946724
page 5?
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Men, how long is your average refractory period (pretty how much how long it takes to get erect again after ejaculating )?
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anonnette excited about the potential phone upgrade: i went over this with you like at least half a week ago. you are going to get yourself hurt, and likely your friend and her husband. good things do not wait for you, if you continue down this path (and you KNOW that instinctually, otherwise you wouldn't be hung up over it this long). nothing anybody is going to say to tou is going to change that.

distance yourself from this relationship, at the very least. i understand you find connections rare, there's history, etc. no amount of that is going to shorten the fall once you are dragged off the cliff.
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>>33946780
You should tell her in the new thread



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