How do I unironically get a harem of hot sexy women? Like what is the most realistic way I can get a wife whose my main chick and then fuck a bunch of other side chicks and she doesn't care? Is this even realistic? Am I insane for even suggesting this?
>>33946861you're a retard and a loser for posting that mid ass bitch
>>33946861The most realistic way to do this is start a cult. Or, find a extremely submissive girl that you can abuse, she won't like it, but she'll deal with it
You need to either be gigachad or be a multi millionaire and hire prostitutes.In both cases your harem will either be having sex with other men or they will get jealous and leave you or kill you.
you already have the personality of a beta by posting this
>>33946890Yes, so unless OP is a trust fund baby they should go and settle for a monogamous godly marriage.
>>33946861WHOSE = belonging to whom?WHO'S = who is
Be tall, get rich, go to the third world.
>>33946861Be a chad lite and download hinge, dont let the girls find out about eachotherI was a chud who took roids and looksmaxxed and even I had 3 cute girls on rotation at one point
>>33946898Why can’t polygny be godly? Genuine question. All the godly men of the Old Testament took multiple wives.
>>33946861>>33947364>last name SCHUNKwhat kind of asian last name is that?
>>33946871>mid-ass bitch in picrelI mean I agree, but every man’s gotta start somewhere, even if it’s with the training wheels on. If that were my first I’d have no complaints with the looks.
>>33947468>white men are supposed to date ugly brown skins instead of women of their own race
>>33947364Who is this woman
>>33947376>who took roidsAren't there side effects?
>>33947481>brown women out of nowhereObsessed
>>33947493The OP pic emiru she’s not wearing clown makeup
>>33947498>>33947364She’s not white you freak
>>33947502She looks pretty pale to me, chud
>>33947505
>>33947505You are retarded
>>33946861Become a cocaine dealer. You’ll have a revolving door of idiot women who trade puss for blow. Once they get hooked, you can do whatever you want with them. A woman that knows this game and wants to share your empire becomes your top bitch. She keeps the others in line while you pimp out the ones you turned out. Expect a world of drama, violence, and paranoia to enter your life- good pussy always has strings attached, like family, beta orbiter white knights, police involvement, and the jealousy of other women.The irony is that once you get it you’ll probably be sick of new puss and women and the pointlessness of it all.
>>33946861seduce sisters. Being serious. Sisters/family are far more accepting of a harem. And you can make it last. Also. Be very dirty in bed. It will create a special connection.
>>33947527>>33947543She's Korean, not "brown"
>>33947617Lmao
>>33946861Be attractive, charming, financially comfortable, make a Fetlife account, start going to events in your area.
>>33947635Her skin is brown without makeup
>>33947651So she's putting makeup all over he body, including her limbs and belly? How far are you willing to backpaddle in your delusion?
>>33946861Be someone very very other than you
>>33947673No that’s from supplements and lighting
>>33947694Oh, so kinda like what Michael Jackson did?
>>33947710He had a skin condition but yes all blacks want to look white and take supplements and skin products
>>33947382rabbis figured out that a lot of shekels can be made if they turn the other half of the population into wage slaves as well
>>33946861you need 7 figures minumum in the bank
>>33947860Then what
>>33947895Then give it all to me
pick 2:>harem>sexy>all womenyou can't have all 3.to have 2,the answer, is, unfortunately, be poly
>>33948024How
>>33948033Sexy as in, the guy himself has to be sexy?
>>33946861Why do you post shit like this when the answer is obvious>rich>attractive>tall>high status>dominant/confident personalityYou'll never achieve any of these things so I don't know why I even bothered responding
>>33947635Korean with a last name like SCHUNKKill your self
>>33946861I reverse image searched her. Not only hot as hell but dorky and hilarious. "These are NOT jeans they are shorts! These are NOT jorts they are denim shorts! Why the hell would I be wearing jeans?!"
Be a Muslim in a backwards african or arab country
>>33946861I'm in a poly relationship with two attractive women but ever calling this shit a "harem" would be such a fucking turnoff you've never got a chance. And it's not anything like "having a main chick who doesn't care about side chicks" like you can go fuck whoever and come home and stick your diseased dick in her.My situation went like:>Meet beautiful girl, date her>She's bisexual>Tell her I'm fine with her hooking up with other women on occasion, but preferably I'm involved and we need to discuss it first>Over years it happens very sparingly, a couple of threesomes, a couple of her just hooking up with another girl>Meet a pretty woman who joins us more regularly>She develops strong feelings for my gf, lighter feelings for me>We decide to make it a throupleBut like, my girlfriend is more the center of any "harem" than I am, despite the fact I'm having sex with two women. And it's semi-complicated, not all fun and games.
>>33948675Yup. She just has the cutest dorkiest voice.
>>33947460a whore>SCHUNK SCHUNK SCHUNK
>>33946861
>>33947364the sad irony of this sort of thinking is that there is nothing actually stopping "mid" men from walking into an ulta and learning this same power
>>33946861When I was in high school, no boys would have touched that girl.She would have been at the bottom of the female hierarchy, an antisocial loser who wouldn't even have gotten a boyfriend before graduating.Zoomers have really low standards.
>>33949467How dare you. She's adorable.I'd like to see how you look like to see if you can judge her like this.Imagine you look like this motherfucker yet talking shit about attractive women.
>>33949424already tried, they aren’t interested because I’m not a female. white women keep moving the goalpost.
>>33949474>>33949467The Duality of Man
>>33949588>they aren’t interested because I’m not a femalewho isn't interested? the ulta salespeople? wealthy men and men who work in entertainment wear makeup all the time
>>33949474You should kill your self
>>33948614I guess she's part German then? Idk
>>33948699Holy cringe
>>33949640>ultaIs that like a beauty store chain in the US?
>>33949467bro have you actually SEEN female zoomers these days, or at least in america? a bunch of 300+ pound feminists with colorful hair and tons of piercings who are all lgbtq+ and have like 10 different mental illnesses. this girl is a massive improvement in comparisonkind of sad though that the same girls that used to be at the bottom these days would be at the top because american female zoomers just can't stop eating like pigs. how low we have fallen
>>33950307Female zoomers at anime cons aren't the only female zoomers out there, they're a minority
>>33950312no but like every time i pass by a college or high school or heck sometimes even middle or elementary school i always see girls like that there. and i have a younger friend who is in college and he confirms it's true
>>33946861be famous, rich, or gigachad. You already knew this though retard. Actually you could drug dealter maxx.
>>33947364>mfw I am as maculine looking as emiru>>33949424That's what kpop fags are doing, If you aren't chadlite, chad, or gigachad material you should just kpopmaxx.
or like rock singers are usually mid soft looking dudes with good hair and makeup.
>>33949474>>33946664Bro this is the 2nd time you've used this same random ass man as an example on this board like wtf lol you got a thing for him or something? Is it supposed to be a sort of inside joke for a niche community that I don't know?
>>33947364>literally Elliot Rodger without any fakeupkek
>>33950305>Is that like a beauty store chain in the US?yes, it's a large beauty store chain
>>33949424That won't make your jaw look heavier though
kek I think I'll try stealing her makeup look, and see how I come out. I have mongoloid genes, so it oughta work.
>>33950338What does that even mean? We can't just become Korean at will
>>33950373I see
>>33950434Based if F, cringe if M.
>>33950434That's not all she's doing. Her long hair covers the sides of her face to conceal her manly jaw. Her bangs are hiding her unibrow hairs.
>>33949640to attract young women
>>33950341If I recall correctly that is a guy from /fa/ named Cecil Drake, often refered to as CecilDrakeInSeattle. He is basically known for being really weird and posting a lot of ugly selfies of himself, a lot of them with disturbing PhotoShops. He's being doing this for more than a decade and people keep making fun of him yet he keeps coming back, though recently I don't think he's been on /fa/ for a long time. However recently there has been new information. It wasn't actually the guy from the photo it was someone pretending to be him. He basically just picked this random guy from social media that can't be reverse searched and started pretending to be him. And apparently this guy has been doing this for several people. He picks random people and uses their selfies to pretend to be them. Despite this being a really weird thing to do his "characters" are actually REALLY well researched. They do remind you of random fucked up people you'd encounter on the street. Crazy stuff.
>>33952275Damn. I did not know what sort of answer to expect but definitely not THAT.
that chink bitch is not attractive. go the fuck outside and fuck a white woman you incel ugly piece of loser shit
>>33953401Shut the fuck up she's cute as hell
>>33946861How did Mizkif bag this? Is it all money and perceived power?
>>33953530Yes. Also, he seems like a fun guy
>>33953731I don't know, his latest cancellation seems to prove otherwise, you have to walk on eggshells around him
>>33953836What happened?
You guys remember Tobuscus? He had a harem of 3+ youtube chicks
>>33954073No fucking way. Proof?
>>33946861No way, bro. One woman in your life can make it harder. More of them would lead you to the path of suicide. Are you sure you want it?
>>33953530>>33953731>>33953836For your viewing pleasure here's Mizkif through a tantrum in front of Emiru and Pokimane. https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxXcYTrFY-6jpItnDhb3Oyw8Bt4Pxi8jVU
if emiru is your baseline for an attractive woman you may want to reconsider. she doesn't look attractive with or without makeup.
>>33955132holy shit. not even my son acts like this and he's 4 years old
>>33947382I would argue there is nothing wrong with having multiple wives if you truly love them. this being said, going to be very hard to pull off in this day and age
Find yourself the most insecure and traumatized girl who will tolerate the fact that you cheat on her around the clock
>>33946861money
>>33955138Half of women aren't attractive with makeup. Women go up like 2-3 points with makeup.
>>33950307This bitch is mentally ill too. Have you seen how she treated her rabbits?
>>33955138the voice is gross too it’s like it’s being forced and she doesn’t have enough confidence to even speak it’s all crackly and forced
>>33955303you are gay, come out of the closet already
>>33955481I personally love it. It's so dorky and nerdy and I love it.
>>33956009simp
>>33956151Bro I'm not even a fan of her and whatever she does and I don't plan to be. I just find her cute is all. I don't care about her otherwise. Nothing against her and nothing in favor of her.
>>33956009It sounds like that old teacher from jimmy neutron it’s a croaking sound when she speaks it’s very irritating to listen to.
>>33955669It's an objective fact. Sorry you're a retarded simp with no standards who fucks anything that moves
>>33946871bro she's sexy i would nut instantly in that pussy
>>33956977Same here. Even if she's not your type you can't deny she's attractive. The same way you can't deny Luigi Mangione is an attractive man.
>>33947635she’s half chinese and half german (probably jew), that’s why she looks like elliot rodgers, he’s also half chink and half jew.
>>33957174luigi’s balls are what made him attractive, he’s otherwise just an average looking guy, maybe a 7.
>>33957174Straight woman here and honestly I've never found Luigi Mangione THAT attractive. Like he's certainly not ugly that's for sure but to me he looks like just an average normal common guy. I feel like I see several guys who look like him almost everyday.
