Hi

I finally got the fucking mouse that's been hiding in my place for 5 days out
Women, has anything good happened for you today?

>>33949253
I've had kpop filtered on there for almost a decade and forgot the general even exists until now kek.

Are there women that actually like doing femdom stuff?

>>33949270
Are there women who like that? Yes.
Will you meet these women? No.

>>33949270
No, because femdom is fun and women hate it when men have fun.

>>33949270
Go make a fetlife account instead of asking us about it

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33949270
Idk. I'm emotionally and psychologically submissive, like i love the idea of needing to behave and submit to a super powerful genius woman and do as she says for affection. But its not really sexual, the femdom stuff doesn't do anything for me.

>>33949270
I live in a big city, so there are dommes I can rent online. I enjoy being pegged and spanked from time to time, they're pretty good at it, actually. Although I'm mostly the top and dominant, it's fun to change roles sometimes.

>>33949329
Another example of how I am suffering by not living in a metropolitan area.

>>33949329
How much are you paying? I hate how dommes charge more and won't even let you fuck them.

I have no pants on. My dick and balls are swinging as I type this post. I am the dominant male of this thread.

>>33949274
Why not?

>>33949387
I have no pants on and my dick is hard. Therefore I am the dominant male, not you you flaccid beta.

^^^ that anon is gay.

Talking to women I like makes my dick hard. I’m not sure where this leaves me in the pecking (pecker?) order.

>>33949358
$125-$250 per hour

My Aztec death whistle came in the mail today I can’t wait to scare the shit out my neighbours kids at 3am

>>33949270
Yes, but they have penises.

The fuck is up with /adv/ today

>>33949449
>Brown person can't think of anything but making noise at 3 am
Makes sense

I have only jerked off to Grok-generated stories using my specific fetishes recently. Have you ever tried it? You should.
However does this make me woman-brained?

>>33949484
Are you seriously paying Elon Musk money to crank your hog to AI literotica

>>33949487
>paying
lol, lmao
I'm costing them money if anything

>>33949489
You’re loading ads and making them money every time you open X the Everything App

ladies, do you or did you ever like your partner's friends? men, do you or did you ever like your partner's friends?

I hated my ex gf's friends

I was thinking back at a time where i went out with my girlfriend to meet her friends for the first time. We went to see Godzilla: King of the Monsters since I was given the movie choice as a guest. We came out after and my ex's friends who were a couple complained that the movie sucked because "it had no story or character arcs". In what world do people go to watch a monster fighting movie for story shit? We also went with them and another friend of hers to Comic Con and I had spent 10 minutes listening to the girlfriend of that couple give some dude who's trying to sell his start up comic shit and interrogate him into selling his stuff instead of just politely saying "no thank you".

>>33949493
There isn't a single ad on the grok app or site, and who doesn't block ads on the router level and with ublock in 2025 anyway?

>>33949499
M
I don't really want to be around their friends or family, idk why. It's not some weird shit where I don't want her to see them, I just don't want to have to see them too.

>>33949500
You are indeed woman-brained

>>33949505
Can't be true, women are never right

>>33949235
>Please, don't make a new thread until the old one reached the bump limit - 310 posts,
No you fucking retard, you're supposed to wait until page 10. 310 posts is way too early

>>33949270
yeah but only occasionally. i get depressed when im doming primarily.but i also feel that way when i sub primarily. such is the life of a verse.
>>33949499
i think my bf's friends are funny! my friends give my bf a headache lol

Do you think we should ban women from speaking to men?

Men would you rather fuck Peach, Daisy or Rosalina?
Women would you rather fuck Mario, Luigi or Yoshi?

>>33949518
We should ban women from not speaking to men

>>33949518
No, I like talking to them.

>>33949518
nah thats dumb

>>33949527
Daisy EZ

why do i stop feeling some kind of interest in continuing a relationship the moment i get with someone? i chase and then when i catch, i immediately want to release and not see them again. why am i like this?

>>33949528
>>33949529
>>33949530
But they're mean

>>33949235
It’s masterful bait, I can’t deny, but fucking kill yourself.

>>33949527
daisy. i am currently beating my cock to porn of her right now funnily enough

>>33949527
Rosalina, but Daisy is going to win the popular vote easily

>>33949533
Maybe you’re afraid of getting hurt? Afraid of commitment? I don’t know.

>>33949534
i dont understand the "women are mean" meme
we truecel chuds dont even talk to women, so how are they supposed to be mean to us]

>>33949534
They’re not mean to me sometimes. Sometimes they’re very nice to me

>>33949543
too nice

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Women, is this true?

>>33949543
>Sometimes they’re very nice to me
You must be chad

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>>33949270
>Are there women that actually like doing femdom stuff?

Obviously.

>>33949555
Not really. I wear a black hoodie 90% of the time and have spent over half of my life posting on 4chan

>>33949554
pretty sure this is true for men too

>>33949554
yeah i felt myslef get the hots for a guy just cause he plays guitar lol + i started liking my bf bc he wrote poetry and cooks.

>>33949559
Poor Ian lol

>>33949554
Does this include beating bosses in Dark Souls?

How do I get my roommate to understand that you can't put a huge pot on the bottom rack of the dishwasher

>>33949568
Sell his information to the KGB

>>33949462
This board has been awful since 2019, at the latest

>>33949568
That's the best part of the dishwasher to put a huge pot.

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Have you ever met anyone famous?

>>33949571
Nothing else gets clean

Retard mods are killing my favorite lit thread again

>>33949527
F. Describe Yoshi's dick, then I can answer reasonably.

>>33949565
Not a woman, but that only works if you're actually good at the game AND she sees social confirmation of it, like a bunch of dudes losing their shit in the chat at how easily you did something.

>>33949527
>met get to choose from 10/10s
>women only get manlets

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>meet girl
>get close to a girl
>girl turns out to be a whore
>years later
>meet girl
>get close to a girl
>girl turns out to be a whore
how can i stop this pattern

>>33949578
lizard cock but the size of a horse cock

Why are so many people delulu in the brain and think angst and depressiveness goes away when you grow up and stop being a teenager?

I haven't been a teenager for at least 15 years and I constantly feel sad, emo, demotivated, and bitter about shit.

>>33949585
be with them anyway
femwhores = malevirgins

Can you rec a nonfiction book?

women do you do the cute butt wiggle?

>>33949537
>masterful bait
I'll bet your a masterful baiter. A chronic masterful baiter.

>>33949593
Arms and Influence by Thomas C. Schelling

>>33949593
the dictionary

>>33949599
boring

>>33949593
The Practical Mariner's Book of Knowledge by John Vigor.

>>33949593
The Bible, by God

>>33949565
>beating bosses
PvP is the highest form of skill expression. There’s nothing skilled about memorizing a robot’s attack patterns and I-frames in relation to 3 different permutations of “slash twice, roll”

>>33949512
>page 10
no one waits that long, especially with our small image limit
>310 posts is way too early
not for the rest of /adv/, just post slower, bro

>>33949593
Society of the Spectacle :^)

>>33949593
The Unthinkable: Who Survives When Disaster Strikes or
And Then You're Dead: What Really Happens something something

>>33949593
Jewish Literacy by Rabbi Joseph Telushkin

>>33949610
It is way too early, these threads can have 1000+ posts go back to whatever board you came from

Why are you withholding the water of the fountain of youth from me? Don't you know I want to be forever 21?

girls odd fucking question. probably a lot of wishful thinking on my part. anyway this happened in the past so idk.

if you text a guy for hours, and hours on end whilst youre also busying preparing for something important do you like the guy? like youre talking about random stuff like animals you like, and hes mentioning animals he likes too, some serious topics too.

i asked my brother and he was like 'yeah duh dude she likes you'. anyway this passed. was just curious what it meant

>>33949593
David McGowan’s Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder

the cosmic joke is that reincarnation is not real you are the movie reel itself.

>>33949619
why should i give it to you just because you want it
how narcissistic

>>33949637
If I was narcissistic I wouldn't be ugly from aging, that's why I want the water of the fountain of youth

>>33949593
The Death of Ivan Ilyich.

>>33949593
No, I am under sworn oath to gatekeep such things.

Any crushes chat? I miss having a crush

>>33949607
"Have you read my #1 worldwide bestseller yet?" - God

Rock bottom will teach you things that a mountain top never could.

>>33949644
Nonfiction.

>>33949651
Yes.

>>33949651
Yes, for a good two years I had a crush on a punk musician with ADHD and an Anya Taylor-Joy-like slavic doll face who worked at a coffee shop and wanted to be a social worker. I felt horrible and guilty about having a crush on her and projecting my fantasies on her.

>>33949610
Creating multiple threads this early thins out the crowd. Look at how slow the thread is today. You fags no exactly what you're doing when you make early threads

>>33949651
M
not in 5 years

>>33949593
A History of Money and Banking in the United States: the colonial era to world war II by Murray N. Rothbard

>>33949659
Tell me about it

>>33949660
Did you talk to her

>>33949665
In the having conversations sense. Not in the flirting or trying to make something happen sense.

>>33949651
Nope, although I did see a girl from high school recently and she looks pretty good

>>33949665
>Tell me about it
Anon turned my brains to soup.

Women if you had the opportunity to watch a hot guy peeing would you look?

>>33949593
House of Rothschild vol. 1 and 2 by Niall Ferguson

>>33949593
nonfiction is for redditors

>>33949676
So true. So is broccoli and bedtime

>>33949654
My bad sorry. Princes of the Yen.

>>33949661
Eurofags are still asleep

>>33949677
>heh . . . I'm an ADULT....... I'm so mature guize

>>33949684
Shoo, go be retarded elsewhere

>>33949677
Impressive, very nice. Let’s see 4chan’s bedtime routine

>>33949670
Me when women

>>33949686
i justn go to bed in my day clothes without showering about 1/3 of the time
the other people at work smell worse anyway so i dont have to try to compete with them anywhie

>>33949527
>Women would you rather fuck Mario, Luigi or Yoshi?
Can I fuck Bowser instead? How come the men get three sexy women as their options but I'm stuck between a manlet, a lanklet, and a baby dinosaur? (out of those three though, probs mario)
>>33949575
Does your dishwasher not also have one of those... spinny bits that spray water between the top and bottom rack? The shit on the top rack should still be able to get cleaned even if there's a pot on the bottom. Unless your roommate is putting the pot on top of other dishes, then that's disgusting and your roommate deserves to be shamed. Big dishes like pots usually get washed in a separate load to avoid this.

>>33949686
Have you heard? Anon's got a reservation for Dormia.

Men, thoughts on pasties?

Imagine how embarassing it is to date a guy for several months in until he revealed his true self as a future LTG in the making

>>33949701
good for backless dresses i guess

>>33949701
Against.

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>>33949701
I prefer some that have a little meat rather than all veggies.

>>33949702
Idk how some guys can hide themselves for so long

Women, if a guy friend develops a crush on you, is it alright if he simply keeps it to himself? Or is the right thing to cut contact?

>>33949706
But they make strapless and spaghetti strap tops look sleeker.

>>33949690
>How come the men get three sexy women
nta but like, what sexy men are there in the Mario universe at all?

>>33949702
What's LTG?

>>33949713
Wario

>>33949690
Is Mario really a manlet? Or is Luigi just tall?

>>33949710
Why not confess your eternal love?

>>33949713
Bowser. Maybe Donkey Kong. Not human but beggars can't be choosers.

>>33949712
Sure, but I'd rather see pokies anyway.

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>>33949591

>>33949721
>Bowser. Maybe Donkey Kong
JH moment

>>33949710
The right thing to do is TELL ME because I'm lonely and if I like you enough to be friends, I probably like you enough to consider a relationship.

>>33949701
They seem useful and much easier to keep in place than sticky bras. Also they’re stuck to boobs and nipples are underneath them so I enjoy looking at them

>>33949593
The sacred and the profane
Ancient mathematics
Set theory and its philosophy

>>33949719
I mean, look at him next to Peach. Clearly a manlet.
>>33949724
I'm not JH. Not every femanon is her.

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Women, imagine this scenario: You're going to a guy's house, he seems geeky and nerdy but overall a nice guy. You go to his kitchen, you see picrelated 'gamer supplements' proudly displayed on his shelf. What do you do?

IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS

Women have you haver been aroused by an average looking man?

>>33949733
Hot.

>>33949734
No

>>33949719
They're both manlets, but luigi is just taller and skinny.

>>33949736
why not?

>>33949732
Crush up viagra into it.

>>33949725
most women dont think that though

>>33949736
Based

>>33949740
What is there to be aroused by

I wonder if anyone’s ever jacked off to Aldrich

>>33949744
I'm not answering on behalf of the average woman, I'm just answering based on what's applicable to me. The average woman's life experience is far too foreign to mine for me to even pretend I understand their pov.

>>33949752
but you must understand why men would be reluctant to express said feelings because of that
too bad 4chan isnt real life

Anyone itt breasting boobily?

>>33949750
Of the Deep? I can try.