Sometimes when I'm on the go I get the urge to buy a cappucino or a latte for variety because I always drink black coffee at home, but since 90% of baristas are young women, I almost always end up buying plain black coffee instead to display dominance and masculinity.How do I purchase milk-based coffee beverages in public without coming across as unmanly?
>>33952647Spending money on black coffee is already unmanlyWhy do you even care about the opinion of women who don't want to fuck you and don't respect you?You're internal desire for female attention and validation is very immature, surely you haven't grown beyond the mental age of 16
>>33952647You are the easiest customer to deal with, and therefore are the least memorable.
>>33952647>I almost always end up buying plain black coffee instead to display dominance and masculinity.Every now and then I come on this board and manage to be blown away by a display of autism and insecurity that is over the top even by 4chan standards.This has been one of those times.
>>33952816You're not wrong; I go out of my way to bother service workers as little as possible, but I also don't want the girls to laugh at me for ordering a femmy drink.>>33952944I hear what you say, but thing is, I look like Jason Statham, and therefore I would look ridiculous ordering anything other than black coffee.
>>33952647>How do I purchase milk-based coffee beverages in public without coming across as unmanly?You buy the fucking gayest coffee-based triple double caramel frapamochachino three shots of capp four pumps extra whipped cream that they offer and a small black coffee, that way they think you have a gf.
sorry champ, masculinity is self imposed suffering, if you aren't forcing yourself to suffer silently for imaginary Man Points you actually lose them all.
Wait.. is this really something to worry about?I order a orange Frappuccino twice a week and always wonder why occasionally I sense an air of judgement
>>33953335yes, everybody thinks you're a faggot and can't help but silently judge the happy little faggot with his orange flavored treatif u hear anyone laughing next time they're laughing at u btw
>>33952647OP it is unmanly to bother about what others think of you and go onto make a thread on 4chan if others see you as unmaly or manly.like i don't give a damn.if i want and if i like milk-based or chocolate milk i will just order that every time.who the fuck cares? >to display dominance and masculinitythis is a proof you have no mettle or caliber.you can change now.person who is manly isn't manly or unmanly and doesn't think about if he is manly or is unmanly and only cares if he is unmanly in the way he lacks integrity or disturbs others being a douche. like if you are the type who is good at spotting flaws and inconsistencies you might jump to think i've made this post to look down on you and feel better or that i am secretly trying to hide my own insecurity and bla blah whatever. but your kind of post dominates 4chan and /adv/ quite often so I kinda just feel bad because you can be of greater caliber, like everyone. sometimes all it takes is just one different angle or a novel perspective. anyways, i'd rather see more real /adv/ posts in need of advice than casual negligible stuffs but again people can write whatever they want.
>>33953458bet u wear stockings too along with your basedboy frapuccino
>>33953476>>33953446You need to get laid
This is the same as dude that drink beer instead of colorful drinks, caring about what other people think is unmanly
>>33953534Not the same thing. The difference, Italian milk-based coffee beverages are delicious, while fruity alcholic drinks are nasty. Sugar and alcohol, horrible combo.
>>33952647>I almost always end up buying plain black coffee instead to display dominance and masculinity.Against strong competition, this wins the award as silliest idea of the day.
>>33952647Bro, if you are trying way too damn hard to look like a man despite being one, you got some really bad insecurity issues. Speaking in ghetto language, I'm fucking surprised you thought drinking milk is unmanly, like big titty milk. Seriously nigga, big titties? You think liking big titties is unmanly?
>>33954141Milk is my go-to beverage, it's manly af. Protein, calcium, B12, comes out of tits, good stuff. It only becomes unmanly when you put it in coffee, which you should always take black.
>>33952647Stop drinking any cafein contain product, bro. I fucked my health at university with this crap. It's much better to drin simple water or some supplements with vitamins to keep yourself in a good shape and keep you vigilant. More than this, you can't imagine how much your money you would safe by plainly not consuming it. Think for youself.
>>33953110>but thing is, I look like Jason Statham, and therefore I would look ridiculous ordering anything other than black coffee.It's all in the delivery. Own your own taste and have confidence about it, no matter how faggoty.Jason Statham could go to the coffee shop and order the gayest/wussiest item available and not bat an eye, and no one else would either. Because he's Jason fucking Statham.
>>33952647I remember when they had me brainwashed that men drink black coffee. That’s because they want you to F up your teeth and wreck your liver while depriving yourself of protein. Have a splash of milk, no sugar and be remembered for masculine security.
>>33952647>How do I purchase milk-based coffee beveragesWhy do you want to? Are you lactose intolerant and have a shitting fetish?Or you think the young lady behind the counter gets wet when she sees you spend $5 for a coffee only worth 5 cents?Just make it at home, or better off, skip it if you're too immature to be shopping in public.
>>33954244Coffee is cheap if you drink it at home, and there are numerous health benefits linked with a moderate intake of coffee, like improved cardiovascular health, dementiona prevention and reduced risk of cancer and diabetes. Just take it black and don't add sugar, no more than four cups a day, only drink it in the morning, and you're good to go.
>>33954477>linked withI've looked into this.If you're a medic you're supposed to understand "medic statistics" which is like "girl math" but somehow even dumber.If you're an engineer or STEMlord in general you should understand statistics but "medic statistics" are dumbed down making it harder to understand.The point of the above is you'll make them money by clicking on clickbait but these "links" are all minimal. Like being a power bottom makes you 0.000001% less likely to get struck by lightning so you "have to" become a power bottom, naah thats all crap ignore it.Like how red meat increases your chance of some obscure butt cancer that 0.0000000001% of the population will get by ten percent increasing the odds of getting obscure butt cancer to 0.00000000011% but it also turns you into a kosher vegan with about 90% odds which is much more likely to have life long negative effects. "If you're scared, click here to admire our ads"Clickbait is big feminine energy.
>>33953304Bill Burr has a great bit on this from back when he actually was funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmTgpsvkqt8
>>33954508Sure, coffee is probably not a miracle drug that will cure all your ills and make you live forever, but it's likely harmless at worst and healthy at best, so if you enjoy it, you might as well indulge.Clean red meat and eggs are literally the healthiest foods on the planet though, and anyone trying to convince you otherwise are buck broken.
>>33954528I'm glad that I'm not addicted. I drink coffee maybe a few times per month, but get wicked coffee breath for some reason. Not even garlic sticks to me like that.
>>33953458Exactly>>33952647I ordered a wicked green matcha from Dunkin in the drive thru and the guy had to ask me if I wanted the regular green matcha or the wicked one at the window to be sure and I said the wicked one and i didn’t give afthey were both men but still, just don’t give a fuck
>>33957865>they were both men but still, just don’t give a fuckThat makes it easier, man. If a guy laughs at you for ordering a feminine beverage, you can say that you need the extra calories for later when you're fucking his mom or something. When girls judge, they usually do it silently, but you can always tell from the look in their eyes, but because it's all implicit, the aura loss is harder to recover from.
>>33957888Well they didn’t laugh>>33952647If they look at you with eyes of judgment look at them with eyes of rapeI mean the wicked drink would actually be funny to order from a woman cus it’s so feminine, but I have never once in my life cared about ordering a sugar cookie limited holiday drink from Starbucks from a woman. It’s her fucking job to slap some shit in a cup. They can sense if you care or not tho, you put off pharamones and electromagnetic pulses and if you don’t care they won’t even think about it.
