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swan lake edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNQFB0TDfY
previously, on ATOGA: >>33954554
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
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Are women really like this??>>33954431
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>>33957745
Yes.
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>>33957745
Only the ones with mental issues
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>>33957744
Care about women.
>>33957748
All of them have.mental issues.
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>>33957744
Join the Army

>>33957745
Some. I've cried more for my pets than for people, so I get it.
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>>33957749
No, they don’t
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>>33957744
Choke myself while schlicking to the point that I passed out and my dad had to call for an ambulance when he found me.
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>>33957745
My father cried when my grandfather died.
My mother told him to act like a man.
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>>33957745
M
I've never told my girlfriend about my childhood pets. I don't want her to see me as anything but stoic.
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how is it fair that God made me capable of only loving Blondes
girls would you dye your hair for a guy?
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>>33957751
Yes, they do.
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>>33957745
man im cooked if im not single when my Parrot dies. I love that fucker more than anything besides my close family members
She's been with me for almost my entire life and I know I'll have a serious breakdown when she's gone
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>>33957760
Definitely no more pets for me. At least until I have kids.
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>>33957754
>My father cried when my grandfather died. My mother told him to act like a man.
Damn.
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>>33957745
>>33957760
>>33957754
I get them wanting us to be strong 99% of the time, but why can't we get the 1% to grieve? Why should that invalidate the other 99% of the time?
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women are so hot when they can barely open heavy doors or carry groceries
women why arent you making yourself helpless
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Is eating spicy hummus every day gay?
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>while cuddling, bf asks me if there's anything he can do in bed that we haven't talked about that'd make me happy
>tell him I'm already happy and don't need him to do anything else
>he takes that to mean that there is something I have in mind but don't want to ask of him, so he keeps pushing for me to tell him
>I'm totally satisfied and he won't just accept my affirmation that that's the case
>woke up to a text asking more about our conversation
This is the first red flag I've seen with him. It's insecurity on his part, right? What do I say?
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M/F
Have you ever been in a dead bedroom relationship?
Was it caused by emotions, or physical? (ED, postpartum, etc.)
Did you break up over it?
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>>33957775
F, yes. He had porn brainrot and ED that he could only get over when he got to fuck my feet. It was a factor in our breakup, but there were plenty of other things that made us incompatible.
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>>33957766
Because that 1% could be during a enemy raid and then her livelihood is affected
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>>33957777
checked
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>>33957777
That’s retarded as fuck
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>>33957771
We’re used to women lying, as you are right now
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>>33957776
What's it like to give a footjob?
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>>33957775
M yeah
She wasn’t attractive to me anymore but I still loved her as a person. I was hoping I could get her fit again
Obviously failed
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>>33957782
really boring...
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I honestly always thought that drag queen was something related to drag racing, but it was just an old term for a femboy, huh
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>>33957782
Ticklish, but not in a fun way. Otherwise, very boring.
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>>33957771
okay but whats the thing?
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>>33957781
>>33957788
I literally just want to have sex with him the way we always do. I don't need more escalation or adding more. Our sex life is already very varied and interesting.
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>>33957785
>>33957787
Is a titty fuck more enjoyable?
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>>33957791
I wouldn't know. Too flat.
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>>33957753
that is pretty dumb
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>>33957795
The fact I did it twice was the dumbest part.
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>>33957790
Thats not how it usually is though
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>>33957753
This is so fucking hot I'm writing this post while jerking off my cock. If I found my gf like this, there's no way I wouldn't fuck her body until the ambulance arrived.
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>>33957782
my ex liked giving them
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>>33957753
JH things
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>>33957802
I can't tell if this is some sort of meme or making fun of me or something.
>>33957806
Fuck you.
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>>33957807
>at least she went out doing what she loved
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>>33957807
>Fuck you.
not wrong though. if any person would choke themselves out while schlicking WHILE THEIR FAMILY IS PRESENT its you
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>>33957757
why are her boobs so low? i'm 35 and my tits are perkier than this....
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>>33957813
You make it sound like he was in the fucking room as I was doing it, which wasn't the case.
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How would you react to finding out your partner uses fantasy sex toys like Bad Dragon?
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>>33957817
Good for her I guess
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>>33957816
he was in your house. Even when I did jerk of at home, I did it in a locked bathroom to prevent shit like this
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>>33957814
because yours are small and sad
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>>33957775
yes, i've had several, because i had the terrible mindset of giving any guy who asked me out a fair shot. i ended up in several relationships where i flat out was not attracted to the guy i was dating.
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>>33957807
>I can't tell if this is some sort of meme or making fun of me or something.
I'm genuinely a sadist and would like to choke my girl unconscious and fuck her after. I've never done it, though. I'm extremely attracted to masochistic bitches, and your story made me hard, that's all
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>>33957822
i have 32E tits, so not really lmao
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>>33957825
im more of a E30 guy, E36 and over is just bloated and ugly.
E46 gets a pass
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>>33957826
LOL and what the fuck kind of measurement system is that exactly?
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>>33957819
Well not all of us were so privileged growing up to have any lockable doors.
>>33957824
Choking unconscious is just too dangerous. I liked breathplay and still do, but just holding my breath to get light headed is the most I can comfortably do now that I'm an informed adult.
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rofl how is bra sizing still a mystery......
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>>33957735
Women, do you think you're prettier than the actresses today?
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>>33957830
cup size = the difference between your chest circumference and your boobs

A cup is 1 inch, B cup is 2 inches, C cup is 3, etc
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>>33957828
I love how girls talk in this bullshit code and just expect a guy to understand what fucking 32E means
>she doesnt know what E30, E36 and E42 are
sad, sorry toots we cant do longterm
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>>33957777
Checked.
Kings never cry.
Always stay strong and emotions are always bad. Learn to stop feeling. Women hate men with emotions and for good reason.
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>>33957829
plan your orgasms better then
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>>33957832
i would say i'm similar or maybe slightly uglier due to age. but i was a stacy in my prime.
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>>33957841
Wasted potential
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>>33957839
Do you think I would've been choking myself out if my orgasms were easy enough to achieve that I could plan them out?
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>a woman invented programming
>it's pure fucking nonsense
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>>33957846
I meant, schlick when you're home alone or when the parents are asleep
you freak

maybe stop being such a coomer, tight grip syndrome and shit
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>>33957829
You just can't do anything discreetly. I'm sure my mother never found out how much I masturbated in every corner of the house, and she never knew I ever did it.
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>>33957845
wasted on what? i had a great time
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>>33957859
That’s good, you sold your future for a bag of tongues and a liver
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>>33957853
So never? Fuck you. I am the one maintaining the fucking roof over my head and I have been since I was like ten years old. It's my fucking house and I'll do what I want in it.
>>33957854
There is NO way that a man is lecturing ME about masturbating discreetly. Bitch you smell like cum and wherever you jerk off smells like cum. Guys think they're so clever but I can tell you didn't change your fucking trash bin after you jerked off in your room last. You're just nose blind to that shit.
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>>33957832
At least 11 of them, including the one with the penis.
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>>33957847
just admit that you're stupid
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>>33957862
this is the most nonsensical and schizo response i've received in atoga yet, so congrats on that?
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>>33957864
sydney sweeney has a penis? now that i think about it, syd sweeney is a pretty masculine name...
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>>33957868
Let’s hear more about how happy you are
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>>33957863
calm down bud
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>>33957870
i am happy. i have a good job and a nice husband who treats me well, hobbies and friends, life is pretty cozy.

i'm a little confused at what you are trying to get out of me, probably mixing me up with another anon, as schizos do
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>>33957873
Right, right. Good for you lol, everything just works out for you. Yknow, except I don’t get why you’d go on 4chan if that’s the case
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>>33957872
I've been irritable recently.
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>>33957847
von neumann's fault
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>>33957875
maybe you should try masturbation
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>>33957835
chad would understand
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>>33957735
M or F
What do you think about bodysuits?
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>>33957874
i come on here sometimes when im bored and have nothing else to do because i only have an hour or so and don't want to start a time consuming project. i have no social media, and find the rage bait here more easily ignorable because it isn't tailor made to piss me of by an algorithm.
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>>33957878
I haven't had time recently.
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>>33957866
I'm not
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>>33957881
Mm, convenient. I’m starting to suspect you were not, in fact, a “Stacy”, but what do I know?
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>>33957882
lock the door next time
freak
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>>33957880
M, hawt
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>>33957880
M
no particular feelings
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>>33957884
ok? i have nothing to prove to anons here. i'm just here to chit chat.
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>>33957893
Of course not, that’s why you went on a long diatribe about how you have a perfect life of friends, hobbies, and a lover. You don’t have to respond anymore, you’ve definitely unproven everything
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>>33957896
lmao oh my bad - i forgot i'm in the crybaby bitch boy general, where we all commiserate over our horrible awful lives devoid of pussy.
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FUCK C programming
>something broke but I won't tell you why :) also you have to respect all of these arbitrary rules that are unintuitive
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>>33957898
Yeah, which is why it’s odd that someone like you would post here, when there’s dozens of other boards to post in. Strange, isn’t it?
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>>33957863
Chill out, bitch. I've never been found unconscious in the nude with my legs spread open, pussy juice leaking out of me, and a dumb expression on my face, so yeah, I'm better at being discreet than you, lol. The worst I did was masturbate while my mom slept in the same room (it was a hotel room), but I made sure she was asleep. And hiding my fleshlight stash in an open drawer, but she never found it because I hid it well inside some clothes.
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>>33957900
i'm sorry to hear about your autism but the last post was something called "sarcasm"

i come to this thread because i'm a woman and like to answer and ask questions, you absolute retard
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>>33957898
This is actually the flirt with femanon general
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>>33957903
Uh huh. I’ll stop pushing your cognitive dissonance on you, enjoy your asking and answering. Good to know this is the only place such dialogues can exist
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>>33957890
Nvm she called me back and said I can have a paid day off if I like
Which is convenient cause I'm still in the looney bin
>>33957898
>where we all commiserate over our horrible awful lives devoid of pussy
Is it too early in the thread to commiserate about this
I hate my shit life
>>33957899
Nothing arbitrary or untuitive about it. Read K N King's book and the HolyC documentation
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>>33957863
How on earth are you on your high horse after sharing that you knocked yourself out while masturbating somewhere that your dad could find you
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>>33957907
>sees something that contradicts views
>'This is fake'
i think you should learn the definitions of words before you try and use them. maybe go finish up your therapy sessions.
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Angry thread!
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>>33957880
M
The ones that women wear irl that are pretty much leotards with sleeves are very hot.
Leotards and one piece swimsuits are also very, very hot to me. Need ballerina gf
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>>33957915
That's right I'm fucking angry

Aggressive
Nitpicky
Grudge-holding
Retarded
Yakult Enjoyer

>Captcha: MAD WX
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>>33957915
Who’s angry?
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I'm the perfect human being, but all my friends are bottom feeders, minor criminals, and sluts. Why is this?
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>>33957926
You might not actually be perfect.
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>>33957926
>'m the perfect human being, but all my friends are bottom feeders, minor criminals, and sluts
Maybe take a better look in the mirror
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>>33957923
Nta but I'm losing my shit rn
I'm actually so done
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>>33957933
You're already in a psych ward. Just ask for some fent.
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>>33957886
I'm actually mad at you.
>>33957902
>The worst I did was masturbate while my mom slept in the same room
That's infinitely weirder than what I did.
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>>33957902
>masturbate while my mom slept in the same room (it was a hotel room)
Hey I did that with your mom too
>>33957935
>Just ask for some fent
I'm not some hoodlum
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>>33957926
sluts are perfect

also, you guys have friends? cringe
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is it autism awareness day? bc this thread is making me very aware today
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>>33957943
>you guys have friends
I don't
We're all cringe here tho
Also based slut enjoyer
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>>33957930
>>33957931
I have a high GPA, a successful job, good looks, and an engaging personality proven by many successful hookups. But for some reason, these are the types of people drawn to me. I'm okay with them, but still.
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>>33957945
Just today?
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>>33957945
I'm beginning to suspect this puzzle might be unsolvable
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>>33957948
>have a high GPA, a successful job, good looks, and an engaging personality
Wtf are you doing here then
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>>33957948
>But for some reason, these are the types of people drawn to me.
>I'm okay with them, but still.
How charitable of you.
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>>33957947
sluts are just far more interesting as people in my experience. not to mention, fun, even if we aren't sleeping together. prudish personalities tend to permeate all interactions with their judgement and superiority complexes
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>>33957909
I was in my room. It's not my fault he took away our locks and had no respect for privacy.
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I haven’t been in a date in 3 years. I just don’t find anyone I’m interested in. I kinda miss it.
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>>33957954
i know you're a pedophile but can we stop rehashing your weird dad story for the other pedophiles to jerk off to
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>>33957937
>I'm actually mad at you.
water off a raincoat
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>>33957957
Fuck off.
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>>33957954
You don't think he could hear you?
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>>33957937
>That's infinitely weirder than what I did.
I did it under the blanket just in case she woke up. So I could say I just scratched my leg. This is what being discreet means.
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>>33957948
>many successful hookups
Oh, so you're also a slut.
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>>33957960
then shut the fuck up you creepy shotacon bitch
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>>33957945
That's right I have AUTISM

Anger issues
Underachiever
Trauma
Ill health
Substance abuse
MILF enjoyer
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>>33957963
I'm unfortunately going to have to side with the woman who knocked herself out in her bedroom on this one. That's fucking disgusting.
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>>33957954
Every time I see one of your weird posts I always remember some girl who started moaning with an open mic in the middle of class back in the covid days. Apparently she had muted the audio so she didn’t even hear the professor calling her out, lmao, that went on for a minute or two.
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why does this thread occasionally get invaded by disgusting incest fetishists?
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>>33957431
It's one of the gifts for being God's Chosen People, aka Orthodox Christians.
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>>33957952
>How charitable of you.
Well, they're kinda my only friends. But it doesn't mean I'm like them or anything.
>>33957964
It's normal for a man to sleep with pretty girls around him.
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>>33957963
That's fucked. I'd never touch myself in the same room as someone I'm not dating.
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I'm not looking forward to christmas. I sew, and people expect way too much and don't understand how tedious it all is for simple well crafted items.
Every year I feel judged and brokenhearted. Superficial bitches all of them. Dudley Dursleys needing to suffocate in a bajillion giftboxes.

M/F question: what's your gifting mindset? how much and how personal/tailored?
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>>33957968
I'm not THAT retarded, especially now.
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>>33957973
>Well, they're kinda my only friends.
>But it doesn't mean I'm like them or anything.
Whew you should say this to their faces
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>>33957975
I don’t give gifts, I just ransom my presence so me showing up is the gift
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i miss korraposter she was one of the few thread regulars who didn't want to fuck children
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>>33957975
i don't give gifts and i tell people not to give me gifts either. christmas is stupid
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>>33957979
Quite the narcissistic viewpoint
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>>33957978
I wish I could pull this off
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>>33957977
I won't. I actually consider them my friends, and I think they know that I'm the most competent person in the room, so there's no need to diss them.
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>>33957985
Why? It’s completely meaningless and has no lasting effect, it only creates sadness. I’m sure people genuinely adore your gifts
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>>33957975
F. I crochet and knit stuff throughout the year and give them as gifts to friends. I also bake stuff for parties.
I don't spend money otherwise.
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>>33957975
>what's your gifting mindset?
"Let me see if my bank account is overdrawn"
>>33957982
Based Scrooge
>>33957970
You really wonder why they are degenerate fetishists on an anonymous anime basketweaving forum
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>>33957975
M
I usually buy pretty small gifts since I don't have much money to spend, and I insist nobody buys me anything very expensive.
I'm not crafty or talented enough to make anything for them, but I do try to be pretty thoughtful and buy gifts that they'll actually use.
Lil bro gets something for his truck that he's obsessed with, my parents get computer stuff and perfume, lil sis gets a Nendoroid or some other cute thing for her shelf, my Disney adult aunt gets something Disney related, etc.
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Did QT survive?
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>>33957968
Plot twist: she did it on purpose and was trying to market her OF
>>33957993
Survive what?
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>>33957987
>so there's no need to diss them.
Then why do it here? That's a bit two-faced of you.
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>>33957994
The manic episode
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It's gray and stormy here. Finally feels like fall.
That first cup of coffee at work is gonna be gud.
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>>33957996
Yeah they gave me some injection and now I'm fucking wiped
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>>33957975
i dont really have anyone in my life that im close enough to for gift giving.
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>>33957998
Braaap
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>>33957995
I don't diss them. They're shoplifters, ravers, sluts as a matter of fact. But I'm such a good human being. Why can I only befriend this type of person?
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>>33958004
>shoplifters, ravers, sluts
They sound based to me
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>>33958004
Why are grandiose narcissists so stupid?
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>>33958004
>Why can I only befriend this type of person?
Because you are also that type of person.
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>>33958007
They have very poor critical thinking skills.
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Do you think Bubba is Bibi Netanyahu?
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>>33958004
The narcissist, shoplifter, raver and slut friend group does go hard though ngl
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>>33958017
>Bubba is Bibi Netanyahu
Are you speaking English
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>>33958023
In which prison have you been living?
Yes it’s English, the Epstein’s Emails mention Trump blowing Bubba and now everybody is convinced that Bubba is either Bill Clinton’s nickname or Ghislain Maxwell’s horse.
(This isn’t politic, this is celebrity gossip)
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>>33958000
>medical grade ketamine
Luckyyy
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>>33957753
This means your dad also found your horse/dragon dildo collection. And that he found you naked, probably. In a puddle of goonjuices.
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>>33957988
Well I fulfill their requests, usually clothes. I'm very thorough, and add any hint of luxury I can such as specialty buttons. They seem satisfied, but still expect... more. and are quicker to celebrate the lavish or bountiful gifters. I don't know what else I can do. I've tried treats, gift cards, etc. "stocking stuffers". but I guess I just lack a certain spark.
next year I'll scrooge it. I'm just tired
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ex wife had an affair a couple of years ago, ruined my life in one fell swoop. Ever since then I've been feeling sorry for myself and doing nothing but work. Had no bitches since either and am too proud to get a whore.
Lately I've been getting these weird pangs of missing her, flashbacks of happy memories, despite demonizing her internally for so long.
Why is this happening all of a sudden? We never spoke after I found out, I shouldn't be feeling like this.

TL;DR: suddenly missing serially cheating demon ex wife after years of no bitches and no social life
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>>33958027
>In which prison have you been living?
The United Kingdom
Always knew Trump was hella gay tho
>>33958028
No, not lucky, you have it then
>>33958036
I mean you're only human and presumably loved her once upon a time
>doing nothing but work. Had no bitches
Based
Disregard wenches, acquire currency
These hoez ain't loyal
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>>33958031
I didn't even have those toys back then. Regardless, that doesn't matter.
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>>33958036
was she hot
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>>33958004
you are quite literally also a slut

if you can be a slut and a good person, why can't anyone else? and why are ravers bad people? doing drugs is really not morally that bad unless you are a christcuck
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>>33958033
do you ever see them wear the clothes you make? i find that these days, most people are brainwashed to only care and brands and have no interest in artisan goods with no name or money flexing attached.
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>>33958041
>doing drugs is really not morally that bad unless you are a christcuck
It's not even immoral from our point of view. It's just not very healthy, not immoral.
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>>33957745
>obvious bait post
>are women really like this???
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>>33958044
yeah like doing drugs can influence you to do bad things (like steal and lie) but aren't the bad thing in themselves if you have any self control.
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>>33958017
Nope, that's got to be Bill Clinton.
I think if they wanted to give Netanyahu a cheeky nickname, they would have sooner called him Benny, Benjamin or Mileikowsky.
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>>33958040
Average just like me, so no
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>>33958048
>Mileikowsky

Why would they give him a Polish name?
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Is it really all crumbling down, or is it a controlled demolition? People talk about Mossad like some mythical creature but then quickly accept that all these emails and Epstein shit is legitimate
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>>33957771
He's probably got something he wants to do and feels bad bringing it up unless you have something you want to try as well.
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>>33958041
You make a good point, he calls his friends sluts yet brags about having lots of hookups lol
Pot calling the kettle black much
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>>33958051
there are billions of people on earth. each with unique thoughts
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>>33958050
>Mileikowsky
This nigga is in government???
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>>33958050
That's Netanyahu's actual name.
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>>33958050
Names ending in “sky” are Ukrainian and Russian. Names ending in “ski” are Polish. Anyway, it’s being brought up as part of our now daily Blame Everything on the Jews session.
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>>33958028
What I need is some MSG though cause the food bland af
These hoez don't understand, I NEED MSG
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I need a husband but mostly I need to poop
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>>33958060
>Blame Everything on the Jews
This is actually a Blame Everything on the Zionists session.
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Should I report to HR my colleague who's dating a teen? She's just 19 and he's twice older her age. I'm uncomfortable working around him and he ruins team mood
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>>33957908
>C isn't arbitrary and unintuitive, just read a couple of books on it, spend a couple of years learning the language and maybe cut your cock off and then you might not get a headache every 5 minutes
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>>33958050
Netanyahu is Polish.
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>>33958052
We have already been very open about our interests. I've mentioned liking buttstuff, he's mentioned liking certain positions and roleplay, etc. That's why I'm almost offended he thinks I'm holding back on things I'd want to try with him. If it's a him thing, do I just flip it on him and bug him to share?
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>>33958043
Not often actually, damn.. I wonder when I stopped looking for my work in their photos.
I have some knockoff gucci logo patch I could add to something and see how they react kek
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>>33958063
Eat more fiber and drink more water, dork
Maybe have a cup of coffee or take a laxative today
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>tfw no namorado tuga lindo igual o ator Ricardo Pereira para me ensinar o português correto (ou seja, o de Portugal) antes de desaparecerem e serem substituídos por shitleiros
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>>33958071
No the fuck he isn’t
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>>33958074
Im not having trouble Im just saying
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>>33958076
I'm calling ICE on you beaner
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>>33958072
Yeah I'd ask if there's anything else he wants to try. And if he keeps bugging you just say you want an MMF threesome, that'll shut him up real quick lol
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>>33958064
Where does Zionism start for you, with the Khazarian theory?
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>>33957735
I like Tchaikovsky.
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>>33958084
With Theodore Herzl and Israel Zangwill.
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>>33957745
I don't understand these women. They must enjoy rape or something if they can't handle a man crying.
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>>33958085
>sky
Another Jew!
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>>33958077
He is. His father was born in Warsaw and changed his last name from Mileikowsky to Netanyahu.
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>>33958083
I think he'd be down for that in certain contexts, honestly.
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>>33958079
Well alright thanks for the update then
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>>33957775
Yeah, he had severe arfid and basically couldn't handle sex.
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>>33957817
They have onaholes?
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>>33958093
No, jewish names end with berg or steïn or black
Sky is just generic slavic name
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>>33958096
You’re welcome
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>>33958067
I mean that's creepy but not illegal if she's an adult
>>33958068
Skill issue desu
>>33958085
Swan Lake is a banger
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>>33958076
portugal pt is ugly
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>>33957775
M
Yes. Bisexual woman I dated got bored with me and wanted to be with women instead. She resented me for being monogamous and not allowing her to cheat on me with impunity.
I didn't dump her over the lack of sex but for the emotional abuse she threw my way.

The last time I slept with her, she initiated it and then told me that "I guess I just need to let you rape me every now and then, huh" afterwards.

What I learned from this experience was that I don't really want to date another bisexual woman ever again, and that I probably won't get a healthy relationship out of a woman who wants to sleep with me on our first date.
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That girl was fine but she didn’t appreciate him
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>>33957771
I think he's just insecure and your response doesn't align with his fears so he assumes the worst. I don't really think that counts as a red flag, anon. People have insecurities.
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Smoke pours from the turbines, the cabin is thick with nicotine.
I was born alone, and I'll die alone.
I'm done feeling like I owe anyone a ride.
I killed everything in me, just to keep from destroying it all.
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>>33957771
>>33958108
>I don't really think that counts as a red flag, anon. People have insecurities.
Well said. I agree.
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>>33958107
EVERYBODY! PUT UP YOUR HANDS, SAY, "I DON'T WANNA BE IN LOVE!"
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>>33958076
I can read this because I can speak Spanish :o)
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I've felt like such a dope every time I've unwittingly replied to song lyrics in earnest itt.
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>>33958108
>>33958111
Ok, if it's not a red flag, I want to be able to communicate better with him to mitigate his insecurity. Idk how, though.
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>>33958084
It start when you decide that to kill all the aboriginal under the pretense that you are God chosen people and that therefore you can destroy people’s hone and body for eternity and it will never be wrong, since "people who are born terrorist don’t deserve to exist"
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>>33958116
Just talk to him. Tell him that you understand he's feeling insecure but that you really meant what you said.
Maybe show him a bit of appreciation. Ask him if there's anything he wants that you guys haven't tried, also.
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>>33958067
My boss married his wife when he was 40 and she was 21, so…
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>>33958117
You're wasting your breath. There's no use in reasoning with Zionists; they know exactly what they are. They're proud of it.
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Here's the reality about dating and relationships that I rarely see discussed in a direct manner
YOU ARE EITHER ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO KEEP A WOMAN "EXCITED" JUST BY BEING AROUND HER, OR YOU HAVE TO BECOME HER FUCKING PET JESTER TO MOTIVATE, TRICK AND/OR GUILT HER INTO TRYING TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU
That's it, that's the summary of how attraction in dating works, all this PUA fuckery is literally just JESTERMAXXING, its just men employing psychological tactics to trick, motivate or guilt a woman into trying to be attracted to them, it isn't "natural"
Chad doesn't have to memorize pick up lines, rehearse body language, insult a woman indirectly to lower her guard, etc to gain a woman's attention and attract her, his mere presence alone is enough
That's why I find it so amusing to see all these men who boast about "having game", its like boasting about who is the best pet, who can do the best tricks to please their master, WHO'S A GOOD BOY, YOU ARE, YOU ARE (here's a treat, you get a few sessions of medicore sex with some used up holes, she'll put in around 50% of the effort she does when fucking Chad, congrats)
To make it worse, there isn't even any security in your trials anymore, a man can Jestermaxx like a pro, "win her over" and have this amazing story of effort to tell his children about "how he met their mother", and ironically said children may not even be his (paternity fraud is at new highs these days), or she may have been cheating all along, or even at the current point of that relationship while he's talking to his kids, there's no security even after all the embarrassing, undignified shit you put yourself through, just to gamble for used up pussy
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I am angry I don't even know why
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I’m worried my ex has killed himself, should I reach out or would that be taken the wrong way?
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>>33958076
>o português correto (ou seja, o de Portugal)
“Real Portuguese” is going to die with the boomers. Starting at gen x, the portuguese youth started to introduce weird slang and foreign loanwords into the vocabulary. Among zoomers, 20% of the words spoken are english. Imagine unironically using “yeah” in your mother tongue.
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>>33958067
I'm not sure what you can expect HR to do about two legal, consenting adults dating.
I think it's creepy too, don't get me wrong.
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>>33958113
She calls him up she’s tripping on the phone
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>>33958067
Chill hag
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>>33958126
slander
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>>33958086
Most people dislike the jabotinsky zionism, though. Herzl is more a historical thing.
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>>33958124
Are you any of the following:
>hungry
>sexually frustrated
>underslept
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>>33958100
Plenty of gentiles have names that end with berg, stein, beck or mann. It’s usually the prefix that gives out their heritage. Same with eastern european composite names.
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>>33958126
Why does everyone need other languages? Just use normal English (not a UK dialect), lol.
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State Gender
Would it bother you if your partner cried during musicals?
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>Was in the phone about increasing my spending limit to pay tuition fees
>She said if I do a certain transaction from a certain account, there would be an extra 10$ fee
>I told her it didn’t matter
>She said "ok" and I felt pain in her voice

I feel like everyone around me is just struggling financially and I’m just a privileged little piece shit, cruising by on daddy’s money.
Has anyone ever felt this?
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>>33958133
The father of Zionism is the father of Zionism. What a pointlessly circular conversation you seem to want with me.
I'll just cut to the chase and point out that Zionism is completely incompatible with the four pillars.
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>>33958134
Any of those actually, I slept surprisingly well today. I think my bottled emotions are showing becasue of that maybe. I really want to punch someone
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>>33958137
M
No, I'd find that very endearing. I've been moved to tears by similarly campy things.
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Face it, bitch. Jesus is a pimp. And born again virgins like you are his army of ho's.
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>>33958119
I can do that.
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>>33958142
Not being very subtle today, are we?
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>>33958143
Good deal. The answer is almost always gonna be "just talk to him".
Sounds like you're with a very sweet guy who would be receptive to it, too.
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It's anal sodomy time again. Isn't it?
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>>33958137
F
I try not to associate with anyone who voluntarily watches musicals
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>>33958149
Well that's too fucking bad.
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>>33958150
You seem angry
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>>33958125
what got you worried?
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>>33958067
If she's 19 and willingly dating a 40 year old she deserves him. Don't ruin it, they'll figure it out in due time or make it work.
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>>33958140
I bet you can think of a specific person or two you'd like to punch.
Try to redirect that anger somewhere else; it won't help you to stew in it. Throw that energy into one of your hobbies.
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>>33958067
19 is legal, goofball. Yeah it's weird but it's not like your colleague forced a newborn baby to fellate him.
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>>33958137
F
I want to judge but For Good sometimes makes me tear up...
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>>33958149
M
Fuck you.
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>>33958161
Lol
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>>33958151
Don't call me mad; there's a difference, I'm angry
And your choice to call me cute has offended me
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
Wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
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I'm not really crazy about musicals, but one of my favorite songs comes from a movie musical.
Bit of a tearjerker, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo7VlD66ISM
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>>33958137
Male

It really depends on the musical.
Some would be natural to cry during.

Many would be frankly disturbing to be moved at.
I think I cried during one such film. Pic unrelated
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>>33958163
Kys I hate rhymes
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>>33958166
I'm sorry you don't like the best song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
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>>33958137
M
Its silly but honestly? my recent life experiences have woken me up to how emotionally calloused and stunted I have been for years. I now deeply envy anyone who gets to feel so deeply and so often.
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>>33958103
I liked Swan Lake before it got too political and woke.
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How do men prepare themselves for first dates? Is it normal for them to act weird to weed girls out? I hate first dates so much, because I get so hung up and they don’t seem to care, and then I am doubting everything all the time
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State gendger. Who have you anally raped and forcibly sodomized lately?
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>>33958170
It is not normal to purposefully act weird, no.
You're gonna need to elaborate on this a bit.
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>>33958170
I memorize Sam Hyde's "I'll bat for you Hitler" speech to filter women, but it isn't acting weird, it's acting honorable.
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>>33958170
No you weed women out by asking if they want to smoke weed and if they say no, you drop them from your roster of potential future dates. If she doesn't want to toke up with some OG Kush, she's either a Christian or a Cop.
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>>33958173
M
The guys wearing different color shirts than my team in TF2.
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>>33958174
Like if I go on a first date and thought it went horribly, but the guy thought it went fine, who is wrong?
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>>33958173
>Gendger
What the fuck is that?
What king of woke nonsense do you fucking libtards keep coming up with?!
First sex, then gender, now gendger?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GENDGER?!
No enough of this, I'm out of here, I'm tired of modern society.
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>>33958138
No, I grew up very poor and have very little sympathy for people who can from a better environment but still ended up worse off. Like, how do you fail backwards?
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>>33958173
I am a virgin
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>>33958138
I've lived my life in such way that I consider gas station coffee or paying retail price to be an extravagance.
Now that I can afford that extravagance I feel odd when people complain that living is more expensive when I've literally never been more comfortable. Then people in line ahead of me DoorDash for candy with a $3 16oz soda and I abandon the idea of caring.
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>>33958178
Lol, you are! Come on, anon.
I had no idea "actually you enjoyed the date and just couldn't match my freak" actually worked on anyone.
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>>33958181
You won't be when you end up in prison.
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>>33958184
So I should go on a second date?
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Mia Goth looks like a pug I’m sick of her
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>>33958187
Do you want to? If so, yes. If not, probably not.
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>>33958122
Where I am, there seem to be a huge disparity of opinion between the young and the old people.

But most of all when looking at comment from old people the dissparity is even greater among blue colars who dropped out of highschool and white collars with an upper education
>Most older people with an upper education tend to understand that this is a genocide
>Those undereducated who had to do physical labour all their life, are simply annoyed at the subject and are tired of the relentless protest and think it dosen’t concern them

It dosen’t help that some people keep claiming that it’s a religious thing



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