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swan lake edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNQFB0TDfY
previously, on ATOGA: >>33954554
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
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Are women really like this??>>33954431
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>>33957745
Yes.
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>>33957745
Only the ones with mental issues
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>>33957744
Care about women.
>>33957748
All of them have.mental issues.
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>>33957744
Join the Army

>>33957745
Some. I've cried more for my pets than for people, so I get it.
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>>33957749
No, they don’t
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>>33957744
Choke myself while schlicking to the point that I passed out and my dad had to call for an ambulance when he found me.
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>>33957745
My father cried when my grandfather died.
My mother told him to act like a man.
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>>33957745
M
I've never told my girlfriend about my childhood pets. I don't want her to see me as anything but stoic.
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how is it fair that God made me capable of only loving Blondes
girls would you dye your hair for a guy?
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>>33957751
Yes, they do.
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>>33957745
man im cooked if im not single when my Parrot dies. I love that fucker more than anything besides my close family members
She's been with me for almost my entire life and I know I'll have a serious breakdown when she's gone
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>>33957760
Definitely no more pets for me. At least until I have kids.
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>>33957754
>My father cried when my grandfather died. My mother told him to act like a man.
Damn.
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>>33957745
>>33957760
>>33957754
I get them wanting us to be strong 99% of the time, but why can't we get the 1% to grieve? Why should that invalidate the other 99% of the time?
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women are so hot when they can barely open heavy doors or carry groceries
women why arent you making yourself helpless
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Is eating spicy hummus every day gay?
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>while cuddling, bf asks me if there's anything he can do in bed that we haven't talked about that'd make me happy
>tell him I'm already happy and don't need him to do anything else
>he takes that to mean that there is something I have in mind but don't want to ask of him, so he keeps pushing for me to tell him
>I'm totally satisfied and he won't just accept my affirmation that that's the case
>woke up to a text asking more about our conversation
This is the first red flag I've seen with him. It's insecurity on his part, right? What do I say?
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M/F
Have you ever been in a dead bedroom relationship?
Was it caused by emotions, or physical? (ED, postpartum, etc.)
Did you break up over it?
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>>33957775
F, yes. He had porn brainrot and ED that he could only get over when he got to fuck my feet. It was a factor in our breakup, but there were plenty of other things that made us incompatible.
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>>33957766
Because that 1% could be during a enemy raid and then her livelihood is affected
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>>33957777
checked
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>>33957777
That’s retarded as fuck
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>>33957771
We’re used to women lying, as you are right now
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>>33957776
What's it like to give a footjob?
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>>33957775
M yeah
She wasn’t attractive to me anymore but I still loved her as a person. I was hoping I could get her fit again
Obviously failed
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>>33957782
really boring...
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I honestly always thought that drag queen was something related to drag racing, but it was just an old term for a femboy, huh
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>>33957782
Ticklish, but not in a fun way. Otherwise, very boring.
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>>33957771
okay but whats the thing?
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>>33957781
>>33957788
I literally just want to have sex with him the way we always do. I don't need more escalation or adding more. Our sex life is already very varied and interesting.
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>>33957785
>>33957787
Is a titty fuck more enjoyable?
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>>33957791
I wouldn't know. Too flat.
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>>33957753
that is pretty dumb
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>>33957795
The fact I did it twice was the dumbest part.
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>>33957790
Thats not how it usually is though
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>>33957753
This is so fucking hot I'm writing this post while jerking off my cock. If I found my gf like this, there's no way I wouldn't fuck her body until the ambulance arrived.
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>>33957782
my ex liked giving them
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>>33957753
JH things
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>>33957802
I can't tell if this is some sort of meme or making fun of me or something.
>>33957806
Fuck you.
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>>33957807
>at least she went out doing what she loved
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>>33957807
>Fuck you.
not wrong though. if any person would choke themselves out while schlicking WHILE THEIR FAMILY IS PRESENT its you
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>>33957757
why are her boobs so low? i'm 35 and my tits are perkier than this....
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>>33957813
You make it sound like he was in the fucking room as I was doing it, which wasn't the case.
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How would you react to finding out your partner uses fantasy sex toys like Bad Dragon?
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>>33957817
Good for her I guess
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>>33957816
he was in your house. Even when I did jerk of at home, I did it in a locked bathroom to prevent shit like this
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>>33957814
because yours are small and sad
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>>33957775
yes, i've had several, because i had the terrible mindset of giving any guy who asked me out a fair shot. i ended up in several relationships where i flat out was not attracted to the guy i was dating.
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>>33957807
>I can't tell if this is some sort of meme or making fun of me or something.
I'm genuinely a sadist and would like to choke my girl unconscious and fuck her after. I've never done it, though. I'm extremely attracted to masochistic bitches, and your story made me hard, that's all
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>>33957822
i have 32E tits, so not really lmao
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>>33957825
im more of a E30 guy, E36 and over is just bloated and ugly.
E46 gets a pass
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>>33957826
LOL and what the fuck kind of measurement system is that exactly?
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>>33957819
Well not all of us were so privileged growing up to have any lockable doors.
>>33957824
Choking unconscious is just too dangerous. I liked breathplay and still do, but just holding my breath to get light headed is the most I can comfortably do now that I'm an informed adult.
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rofl how is bra sizing still a mystery......
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>>33957735
Women, do you think you're prettier than the actresses today?
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>>33957830
cup size = the difference between your chest circumference and your boobs

A cup is 1 inch, B cup is 2 inches, C cup is 3, etc
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>>33957828
I love how girls talk in this bullshit code and just expect a guy to understand what fucking 32E means
>she doesnt know what E30, E36 and E42 are
sad, sorry toots we cant do longterm
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>>33957777
Checked.
Kings never cry.
Always stay strong and emotions are always bad. Learn to stop feeling. Women hate men with emotions and for good reason.
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>>33957829
plan your orgasms better then
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>>33957832
i would say i'm similar or maybe slightly uglier due to age. but i was a stacy in my prime.
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>>33957841
Wasted potential
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>>33957839
Do you think I would've been choking myself out if my orgasms were easy enough to achieve that I could plan them out?
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>a woman invented programming
>it's pure fucking nonsense
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>>33957846
I meant, schlick when you're home alone or when the parents are asleep
you freak

maybe stop being such a coomer, tight grip syndrome and shit
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>>33957829
You just can't do anything discreetly. I'm sure my mother never found out how much I masturbated in every corner of the house, and she never knew I ever did it.
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>>33957845
wasted on what? i had a great time
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>>33957859
That’s good, you sold your future for a bag of tongues and a liver
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>>33957853
So never? Fuck you. I am the one maintaining the fucking roof over my head and I have been since I was like ten years old. It's my fucking house and I'll do what I want in it.
>>33957854
There is NO way that a man is lecturing ME about masturbating discreetly. Bitch you smell like cum and wherever you jerk off smells like cum. Guys think they're so clever but I can tell you didn't change your fucking trash bin after you jerked off in your room last. You're just nose blind to that shit.
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>>33957832
At least 11 of them, including the one with the penis.
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>>33957847
just admit that you're stupid
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>>33957862
this is the most nonsensical and schizo response i've received in atoga yet, so congrats on that?
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>>33957864
sydney sweeney has a penis? now that i think about it, syd sweeney is a pretty masculine name...
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>>33957868
Let’s hear more about how happy you are
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>>33957863
calm down bud
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>>33957870
i am happy. i have a good job and a nice husband who treats me well, hobbies and friends, life is pretty cozy.

i'm a little confused at what you are trying to get out of me, probably mixing me up with another anon, as schizos do
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>>33957873
Right, right. Good for you lol, everything just works out for you. Yknow, except I don’t get why you’d go on 4chan if that’s the case
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>>33957872
I've been irritable recently.
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>>33957847
von neumann's fault
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>>33957875
maybe you should try masturbation
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>>33957835
chad would understand
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>>33957735
M or F
What do you think about bodysuits?
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>>33957874
i come on here sometimes when im bored and have nothing else to do because i only have an hour or so and don't want to start a time consuming project. i have no social media, and find the rage bait here more easily ignorable because it isn't tailor made to piss me of by an algorithm.
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>>33957878
I haven't had time recently.
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>>33957866
I'm not
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>>33957881
Mm, convenient. I’m starting to suspect you were not, in fact, a “Stacy”, but what do I know?
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>>33957882
lock the door next time
freak
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>>33957880
M, hawt
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>>33957880
M
no particular feelings
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>>33957884
ok? i have nothing to prove to anons here. i'm just here to chit chat.
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>>33957893
Of course not, that’s why you went on a long diatribe about how you have a perfect life of friends, hobbies, and a lover. You don’t have to respond anymore, you’ve definitely unproven everything
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>>33957896
lmao oh my bad - i forgot i'm in the crybaby bitch boy general, where we all commiserate over our horrible awful lives devoid of pussy.
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FUCK C programming
>something broke but I won't tell you why :) also you have to respect all of these arbitrary rules that are unintuitive
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>>33957898
Yeah, which is why it’s odd that someone like you would post here, when there’s dozens of other boards to post in. Strange, isn’t it?
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>>33957863
Chill out, bitch. I've never been found unconscious in the nude with my legs spread open, pussy juice leaking out of me, and a dumb expression on my face, so yeah, I'm better at being discreet than you, lol. The worst I did was masturbate while my mom slept in the same room (it was a hotel room), but I made sure she was asleep. And hiding my fleshlight stash in an open drawer, but she never found it because I hid it well inside some clothes.
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>>33957900
i'm sorry to hear about your autism but the last post was something called "sarcasm"

i come to this thread because i'm a woman and like to answer and ask questions, you absolute retard
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>>33957898
This is actually the flirt with femanon general
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>>33957903
Uh huh. I’ll stop pushing your cognitive dissonance on you, enjoy your asking and answering. Good to know this is the only place such dialogues can exist
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>>33957890
Nvm she called me back and said I can have a paid day off if I like
Which is convenient cause I'm still in the looney bin
>>33957898
>where we all commiserate over our horrible awful lives devoid of pussy
Is it too early in the thread to commiserate about this
I hate my shit life
>>33957899
Nothing arbitrary or untuitive about it. Read K N King's book and the HolyC documentation
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>>33957863
How on earth are you on your high horse after sharing that you knocked yourself out while masturbating somewhere that your dad could find you
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>>33957907
>sees something that contradicts views
>'This is fake'
i think you should learn the definitions of words before you try and use them. maybe go finish up your therapy sessions.
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Angry thread!
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>>33957880
M
The ones that women wear irl that are pretty much leotards with sleeves are very hot.
Leotards and one piece swimsuits are also very, very hot to me. Need ballerina gf
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>>33957915
That's right I'm fucking angry

Aggressive
Nitpicky
Grudge-holding
Retarded
Yakult Enjoyer

>Captcha: MAD WX
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>>33957915
Who’s angry?
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I'm the perfect human being, but all my friends are bottom feeders, minor criminals, and sluts. Why is this?
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>>33957926
You might not actually be perfect.
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>>33957926
>'m the perfect human being, but all my friends are bottom feeders, minor criminals, and sluts
Maybe take a better look in the mirror
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>>33957923
Nta but I'm losing my shit rn
I'm actually so done
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>>33957933
You're already in a psych ward. Just ask for some fent.
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>>33957886
I'm actually mad at you.
>>33957902
>The worst I did was masturbate while my mom slept in the same room
That's infinitely weirder than what I did.
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>>33957902
>masturbate while my mom slept in the same room (it was a hotel room)
Hey I did that with your mom too
>>33957935
>Just ask for some fent
I'm not some hoodlum
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>>33957926
sluts are perfect

also, you guys have friends? cringe
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is it autism awareness day? bc this thread is making me very aware today
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>>33957943
>you guys have friends
I don't
We're all cringe here tho
Also based slut enjoyer
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>>33957930
>>33957931
I have a high GPA, a successful job, good looks, and an engaging personality proven by many successful hookups. But for some reason, these are the types of people drawn to me. I'm okay with them, but still.
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>>33957945
Just today?
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>>33957945
I'm beginning to suspect this puzzle might be unsolvable
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>>33957948
>have a high GPA, a successful job, good looks, and an engaging personality
Wtf are you doing here then
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>>33957948
>But for some reason, these are the types of people drawn to me.
>I'm okay with them, but still.
How charitable of you.
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>>33957947
sluts are just far more interesting as people in my experience. not to mention, fun, even if we aren't sleeping together. prudish personalities tend to permeate all interactions with their judgement and superiority complexes
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>>33957909
I was in my room. It's not my fault he took away our locks and had no respect for privacy.
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I haven’t been in a date in 3 years. I just don’t find anyone I’m interested in. I kinda miss it.
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>>33957954
i know you're a pedophile but can we stop rehashing your weird dad story for the other pedophiles to jerk off to
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>>33957937
>I'm actually mad at you.
water off a raincoat
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>>33957957
Fuck off.
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>>33957954
You don't think he could hear you?
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>>33957937
>That's infinitely weirder than what I did.
I did it under the blanket just in case she woke up. So I could say I just scratched my leg. This is what being discreet means.
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>>33957948
>many successful hookups
Oh, so you're also a slut.
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>>33957960
then shut the fuck up you creepy shotacon bitch
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>>33957945
That's right I have AUTISM

Anger issues
Underachiever
Trauma
Ill health
Substance abuse
MILF enjoyer
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>>33957963
I'm unfortunately going to have to side with the woman who knocked herself out in her bedroom on this one. That's fucking disgusting.
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>>33957954
Every time I see one of your weird posts I always remember some girl who started moaning with an open mic in the middle of class back in the covid days. Apparently she had muted the audio so she didn’t even hear the professor calling her out, lmao, that went on for a minute or two.
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why does this thread occasionally get invaded by disgusting incest fetishists?
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>>33957431
It's one of the gifts for being God's Chosen People, aka Orthodox Christians.
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>>33957952
>How charitable of you.
Well, they're kinda my only friends. But it doesn't mean I'm like them or anything.
>>33957964
It's normal for a man to sleep with pretty girls around him.
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>>33957963
That's fucked. I'd never touch myself in the same room as someone I'm not dating.
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I'm not looking forward to christmas. I sew, and people expect way too much and don't understand how tedious it all is for simple well crafted items.
Every year I feel judged and brokenhearted. Superficial bitches all of them. Dudley Dursleys needing to suffocate in a bajillion giftboxes.

M/F question: what's your gifting mindset? how much and how personal/tailored?
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>>33957968
I'm not THAT retarded, especially now.
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>>33957973
>Well, they're kinda my only friends.
>But it doesn't mean I'm like them or anything.
Whew you should say this to their faces
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>>33957975
I don’t give gifts, I just ransom my presence so me showing up is the gift
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i miss korraposter she was one of the few thread regulars who didn't want to fuck children
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>>33957975
i don't give gifts and i tell people not to give me gifts either. christmas is stupid
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>>33957979
Quite the narcissistic viewpoint
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>>33957978
I wish I could pull this off
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>>33957977
I won't. I actually consider them my friends, and I think they know that I'm the most competent person in the room, so there's no need to diss them.
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>>33957985
Why? It’s completely meaningless and has no lasting effect, it only creates sadness. I’m sure people genuinely adore your gifts
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>>33957975
F. I crochet and knit stuff throughout the year and give them as gifts to friends. I also bake stuff for parties.
I don't spend money otherwise.
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>>33957975
>what's your gifting mindset?
"Let me see if my bank account is overdrawn"
>>33957982
Based Scrooge
>>33957970
You really wonder why they are degenerate fetishists on an anonymous anime basketweaving forum
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>>33957975
M
I usually buy pretty small gifts since I don't have much money to spend, and I insist nobody buys me anything very expensive.
I'm not crafty or talented enough to make anything for them, but I do try to be pretty thoughtful and buy gifts that they'll actually use.
Lil bro gets something for his truck that he's obsessed with, my parents get computer stuff and perfume, lil sis gets a Nendoroid or some other cute thing for her shelf, my Disney adult aunt gets something Disney related, etc.
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Did QT survive?
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>>33957968
Plot twist: she did it on purpose and was trying to market her OF
>>33957993
Survive what?
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>>33957987
>so there's no need to diss them.
Then why do it here? That's a bit two-faced of you.
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>>33957994
The manic episode
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It's gray and stormy here. Finally feels like fall.
That first cup of coffee at work is gonna be gud.
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>>33957996
Yeah they gave me some injection and now I'm fucking wiped
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>>33957975
i dont really have anyone in my life that im close enough to for gift giving.
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>>33957998
Braaap
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>>33957995
I don't diss them. They're shoplifters, ravers, sluts as a matter of fact. But I'm such a good human being. Why can I only befriend this type of person?
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>>33958004
>shoplifters, ravers, sluts
They sound based to me
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>>33958004
Why are grandiose narcissists so stupid?
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>>33958004
>Why can I only befriend this type of person?
Because you are also that type of person.
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>>33958007
They have very poor critical thinking skills.
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Do you think Bubba is Bibi Netanyahu?
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>>33958004
The narcissist, shoplifter, raver and slut friend group does go hard though ngl
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>>33958017
>Bubba is Bibi Netanyahu
Are you speaking English
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>>33958023
In which prison have you been living?
Yes it’s English, the Epstein’s Emails mention Trump blowing Bubba and now everybody is convinced that Bubba is either Bill Clinton’s nickname or Ghislain Maxwell’s horse.
(This isn’t politic, this is celebrity gossip)
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>>33958000
>medical grade ketamine
Luckyyy
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>>33957753
This means your dad also found your horse/dragon dildo collection. And that he found you naked, probably. In a puddle of goonjuices.
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>>33957988
Well I fulfill their requests, usually clothes. I'm very thorough, and add any hint of luxury I can such as specialty buttons. They seem satisfied, but still expect... more. and are quicker to celebrate the lavish or bountiful gifters. I don't know what else I can do. I've tried treats, gift cards, etc. "stocking stuffers". but I guess I just lack a certain spark.
next year I'll scrooge it. I'm just tired
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ex wife had an affair a couple of years ago, ruined my life in one fell swoop. Ever since then I've been feeling sorry for myself and doing nothing but work. Had no bitches since either and am too proud to get a whore.
Lately I've been getting these weird pangs of missing her, flashbacks of happy memories, despite demonizing her internally for so long.
Why is this happening all of a sudden? We never spoke after I found out, I shouldn't be feeling like this.

TL;DR: suddenly missing serially cheating demon ex wife after years of no bitches and no social life
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>>33958027
>In which prison have you been living?
The United Kingdom
Always knew Trump was hella gay tho
>>33958028
No, not lucky, you have it then
>>33958036
I mean you're only human and presumably loved her once upon a time
>doing nothing but work. Had no bitches
Based
Disregard wenches, acquire currency
These hoez ain't loyal
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>>33958031
I didn't even have those toys back then. Regardless, that doesn't matter.
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>>33958036
was she hot
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>>33958004
you are quite literally also a slut

if you can be a slut and a good person, why can't anyone else? and why are ravers bad people? doing drugs is really not morally that bad unless you are a christcuck
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>>33958033
do you ever see them wear the clothes you make? i find that these days, most people are brainwashed to only care and brands and have no interest in artisan goods with no name or money flexing attached.
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>>33958041
>doing drugs is really not morally that bad unless you are a christcuck
It's not even immoral from our point of view. It's just not very healthy, not immoral.
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>>33957745
>obvious bait post
>are women really like this???
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>>33958044
yeah like doing drugs can influence you to do bad things (like steal and lie) but aren't the bad thing in themselves if you have any self control.
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>>33958017
Nope, that's got to be Bill Clinton.
I think if they wanted to give Netanyahu a cheeky nickname, they would have sooner called him Benny, Benjamin or Mileikowsky.
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>>33958040
Average just like me, so no
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>>33958048
>Mileikowsky

Why would they give him a Polish name?
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Is it really all crumbling down, or is it a controlled demolition? People talk about Mossad like some mythical creature but then quickly accept that all these emails and Epstein shit is legitimate
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>>33957771
He's probably got something he wants to do and feels bad bringing it up unless you have something you want to try as well.
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>>33958041
You make a good point, he calls his friends sluts yet brags about having lots of hookups lol
Pot calling the kettle black much
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>>33958051
there are billions of people on earth. each with unique thoughts
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>>33958050
>Mileikowsky
This nigga is in government???
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>>33958050
That's Netanyahu's actual name.
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>>33958050
Names ending in “sky” are Ukrainian and Russian. Names ending in “ski” are Polish. Anyway, it’s being brought up as part of our now daily Blame Everything on the Jews session.
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>>33958028
What I need is some MSG though cause the food bland af
These hoez don't understand, I NEED MSG
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I need a husband but mostly I need to poop
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>>33958060
>Blame Everything on the Jews
This is actually a Blame Everything on the Zionists session.
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Should I report to HR my colleague who's dating a teen? She's just 19 and he's twice older her age. I'm uncomfortable working around him and he ruins team mood
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>>33957908
>C isn't arbitrary and unintuitive, just read a couple of books on it, spend a couple of years learning the language and maybe cut your cock off and then you might not get a headache every 5 minutes
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>>33958050
Netanyahu is Polish.
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>>33958052
We have already been very open about our interests. I've mentioned liking buttstuff, he's mentioned liking certain positions and roleplay, etc. That's why I'm almost offended he thinks I'm holding back on things I'd want to try with him. If it's a him thing, do I just flip it on him and bug him to share?
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>>33958043
Not often actually, damn.. I wonder when I stopped looking for my work in their photos.
I have some knockoff gucci logo patch I could add to something and see how they react kek
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>>33958063
Eat more fiber and drink more water, dork
Maybe have a cup of coffee or take a laxative today
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>tfw no namorado tuga lindo igual o ator Ricardo Pereira para me ensinar o português correto (ou seja, o de Portugal) antes de desaparecerem e serem substituídos por shitleiros
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>>33958071
No the fuck he isn’t
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>>33958074
Im not having trouble Im just saying
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>>33958076
I'm calling ICE on you beaner
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>>33958072
Yeah I'd ask if there's anything else he wants to try. And if he keeps bugging you just say you want an MMF threesome, that'll shut him up real quick lol
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>>33958064
Where does Zionism start for you, with the Khazarian theory?
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>>33957735
I like Tchaikovsky.
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>>33958084
With Theodore Herzl and Israel Zangwill.
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>>33957745
I don't understand these women. They must enjoy rape or something if they can't handle a man crying.
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>>33958085
>sky
Another Jew!
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>>33958077
He is. His father was born in Warsaw and changed his last name from Mileikowsky to Netanyahu.
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>>33958083
I think he'd be down for that in certain contexts, honestly.
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>>33958079
Well alright thanks for the update then
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>>33957775
Yeah, he had severe arfid and basically couldn't handle sex.
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>>33957817
They have onaholes?
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>>33958093
No, jewish names end with berg or steïn or black
Sky is just generic slavic name
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>>33958096
You’re welcome
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>>33958067
I mean that's creepy but not illegal if she's an adult
>>33958068
Skill issue desu
>>33958085
Swan Lake is a banger
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>>33958076
portugal pt is ugly
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>>33957775
M
Yes. Bisexual woman I dated got bored with me and wanted to be with women instead. She resented me for being monogamous and not allowing her to cheat on me with impunity.
I didn't dump her over the lack of sex but for the emotional abuse she threw my way.

The last time I slept with her, she initiated it and then told me that "I guess I just need to let you rape me every now and then, huh" afterwards.

What I learned from this experience was that I don't really want to date another bisexual woman ever again, and that I probably won't get a healthy relationship out of a woman who wants to sleep with me on our first date.
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That girl was fine but she didn’t appreciate him
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>>33957771
I think he's just insecure and your response doesn't align with his fears so he assumes the worst. I don't really think that counts as a red flag, anon. People have insecurities.
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Smoke pours from the turbines, the cabin is thick with nicotine.
I was born alone, and I'll die alone.
I'm done feeling like I owe anyone a ride.
I killed everything in me, just to keep from destroying it all.
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>>33957771
>>33958108
>I don't really think that counts as a red flag, anon. People have insecurities.
Well said. I agree.
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>>33958107
EVERYBODY! PUT UP YOUR HANDS, SAY, "I DON'T WANNA BE IN LOVE!"
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>>33958076
I can read this because I can speak Spanish :o)
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I've felt like such a dope every time I've unwittingly replied to song lyrics in earnest itt.
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>>33958108
>>33958111
Ok, if it's not a red flag, I want to be able to communicate better with him to mitigate his insecurity. Idk how, though.
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>>33958084
It start when you decide that to kill all the aboriginal under the pretense that you are God chosen people and that therefore you can destroy people’s hone and body for eternity and it will never be wrong, since "people who are born terrorist don’t deserve to exist"
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>>33958116
Just talk to him. Tell him that you understand he's feeling insecure but that you really meant what you said.
Maybe show him a bit of appreciation. Ask him if there's anything he wants that you guys haven't tried, also.
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>>33958067
My boss married his wife when he was 40 and she was 21, so…
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Here's the reality about dating and relationships that I rarely see discussed in a direct manner
YOU ARE EITHER ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO KEEP A WOMAN "EXCITED" JUST BY BEING AROUND HER, OR YOU HAVE TO BECOME HER FUCKING PET JESTER TO MOTIVATE, TRICK AND/OR GUILT HER INTO TRYING TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU
That's it, that's the summary of how attraction in dating works, all this PUA fuckery is literally just JESTERMAXXING, its just men employing psychological tactics to trick, motivate or guilt a woman into trying to be attracted to them, it isn't "natural"
Chad doesn't have to memorize pick up lines, rehearse body language, insult a woman indirectly to lower her guard, etc to gain a woman's attention and attract her, his mere presence alone is enough
That's why I find it so amusing to see all these men who boast about "having game", its like boasting about who is the best pet, who can do the best tricks to please their master, WHO'S A GOOD BOY, YOU ARE, YOU ARE (here's a treat, you get a few sessions of medicore sex with some used up holes, she'll put in around 50% of the effort she does when fucking Chad, congrats)
To make it worse, there isn't even any security in your trials anymore, a man can Jestermaxx like a pro, "win her over" and have this amazing story of effort to tell his children about "how he met their mother", and ironically said children may not even be his (paternity fraud is at new highs these days), or she may have been cheating all along, or even at the current point of that relationship while he's talking to his kids, there's no security even after all the embarrassing, undignified shit you put yourself through, just to gamble for used up pussy
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I am angry I don't even know why
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I’m worried my ex has killed himself, should I reach out or would that be taken the wrong way?
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>>33958076
>o português correto (ou seja, o de Portugal)
“Real Portuguese” is going to die with the boomers. Starting at gen x, the portuguese youth started to introduce weird slang and foreign loanwords into the vocabulary. Among zoomers, 20% of the words spoken are english. Imagine unironically using “yeah” in your mother tongue.
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>>33958067
I'm not sure what you can expect HR to do about two legal, consenting adults dating.
I think it's creepy too, don't get me wrong.
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>>33958113
She calls him up she’s tripping on the phone
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>>33958067
Chill hag
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>>33958126
slander
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>>33958086
Most people dislike the jabotinsky zionism, though. Herzl is more a historical thing.
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>>33958124
Are you any of the following:
>hungry
>sexually frustrated
>underslept
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>>33958100
Plenty of gentiles have names that end with berg, stein, beck or mann. It’s usually the prefix that gives out their heritage. Same with eastern european composite names.
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>>33958126
Why does everyone need other languages? Just use normal English (not a UK dialect), lol.
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State Gender
Would it bother you if your partner cried during musicals?
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>Was in the phone about increasing my spending limit to pay tuition fees
>She said if I do a certain transaction from a certain account, there would be an extra 10$ fee
>I told her it didn’t matter
>She said "ok" and I felt pain in her voice

I feel like everyone around me is just struggling financially and I’m just a privileged little piece shit, cruising by on daddy’s money.
Has anyone ever felt this?
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>>33958133
The father of Zionism is the father of Zionism. What a pointlessly circular conversation you seem to want with me.
I'll just cut to the chase and point out that Zionism is completely incompatible with the four pillars.
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>>33958134
Any of those actually, I slept surprisingly well today. I think my bottled emotions are showing becasue of that maybe. I really want to punch someone
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>>33958137
M
No, I'd find that very endearing. I've been moved to tears by similarly campy things.
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Face it, bitch. Jesus is a pimp. And born again virgins like you are his army of ho's.
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>>33958119
I can do that.
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>>33958142
Not being very subtle today, are we?
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>>33958143
Good deal. The answer is almost always gonna be "just talk to him".
Sounds like you're with a very sweet guy who would be receptive to it, too.
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It's anal sodomy time again. Isn't it?
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>>33958137
F
I try not to associate with anyone who voluntarily watches musicals
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>>33958149
Well that's too fucking bad.
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>>33958150
You seem angry
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>>33958125
what got you worried?
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>>33958067
If she's 19 and willingly dating a 40 year old she deserves him. Don't ruin it, they'll figure it out in due time or make it work.
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>>33958140
I bet you can think of a specific person or two you'd like to punch.
Try to redirect that anger somewhere else; it won't help you to stew in it. Throw that energy into one of your hobbies.
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>>33958067
19 is legal, goofball. Yeah it's weird but it's not like your colleague forced a newborn baby to fellate him.
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>>33958137
F
I want to judge but For Good sometimes makes me tear up...
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>>33958149
M
Fuck you.
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>>33958161
Lol
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>>33958151
Don't call me mad; there's a difference, I'm angry
And your choice to call me cute has offended me
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
Wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
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I'm not really crazy about musicals, but one of my favorite songs comes from a movie musical.
Bit of a tearjerker, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo7VlD66ISM
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>>33958137
Male

It really depends on the musical.
Some would be natural to cry during.

Many would be frankly disturbing to be moved at.
I think I cried during one such film. Pic unrelated
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>>33958163
Kys I hate rhymes
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>>33958166
I'm sorry you don't like the best song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
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>>33958137
M
Its silly but honestly? my recent life experiences have woken me up to how emotionally calloused and stunted I have been for years. I now deeply envy anyone who gets to feel so deeply and so often.
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>>33958103
I liked Swan Lake before it got too political and woke.
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How do men prepare themselves for first dates? Is it normal for them to act weird to weed girls out? I hate first dates so much, because I get so hung up and they don’t seem to care, and then I am doubting everything all the time
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State gendger. Who have you anally raped and forcibly sodomized lately?
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>>33958170
It is not normal to purposefully act weird, no.
You're gonna need to elaborate on this a bit.
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>>33958170
I memorize Sam Hyde's "I'll bat for you Hitler" speech to filter women, but it isn't acting weird, it's acting honorable.
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>>33958170
No you weed women out by asking if they want to smoke weed and if they say no, you drop them from your roster of potential future dates. If she doesn't want to toke up with some OG Kush, she's either a Christian or a Cop.
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>>33958173
M
The guys wearing different color shirts than my team in TF2.
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>>33958174
Like if I go on a first date and thought it went horribly, but the guy thought it went fine, who is wrong?
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>>33958173
>Gendger
What the fuck is that?
What king of woke nonsense do you fucking libtards keep coming up with?!
First sex, then gender, now gendger?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GENDGER?!
No enough of this, I'm out of here, I'm tired of modern society.
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>>33958138
No, I grew up very poor and have very little sympathy for people who can from a better environment but still ended up worse off. Like, how do you fail backwards?
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>>33958173
I am a virgin
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>>33958138
I've lived my life in such way that I consider gas station coffee or paying retail price to be an extravagance.
Now that I can afford that extravagance I feel odd when people complain that living is more expensive when I've literally never been more comfortable. Then people in line ahead of me DoorDash for candy with a $3 16oz soda and I abandon the idea of caring.
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>>33958178
Lol, you are! Come on, anon.
I had no idea "actually you enjoyed the date and just couldn't match my freak" actually worked on anyone.
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>>33958181
You won't be when you end up in prison.
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>>33958184
So I should go on a second date?
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Mia Goth looks like a pug I’m sick of her
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>>33958187
Do you want to? If so, yes. If not, probably not.
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>>33958122
Where I am, there seem to be a huge disparity of opinion between the young and the old people.

But most of all when looking at comment from old people the dissparity is even greater among blue colars who dropped out of highschool and white collars with an upper education
>Most older people with an upper education tend to understand that this is a genocide
>Those undereducated who had to do physical labour all their life, are simply annoyed at the subject and are tired of the relentless protest and think it dosen’t concern them

It dosen’t help that some people keep claiming that it’s a religious thing
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>>33958179
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A GENDGER?!
I'm fairly certain it's one of them newfangled Pokemon critters.
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>>33958155
I need that one femanon who likes to get punched
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>>33958037
>Always knew Trump was hella gay tho
Anyone who puts all that gaudy gold paint on everything has to be. Pretty sure he and Roy Cohn were JO buddies and that he went shopping with Liberace. Very straight behaviour.
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>>33958170
>How do men prepare themselves for first dates?
In my dad's closet with a box of fun things, I don't even know what
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>>33958170
I'm not the best benchmark, but here's my algorithm. First date is always cheap eats and a stroll, through a park, on a roof, whatever's free. I've got money for fine dining, but I'm not crazy. I'm not luring in some gold digger. If she isn't ready to slam a cheap energy drink with me on a park bench, then she can fuck right off. My prep is simple. I'm clean shaven, wear a little fragrance, have on sharp, clean clothes, and just a touch of makeup.
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Is it normal to have no other friends aside from your gf?
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>>33958180
When all your basic need are guaranteed to be satisfied and that you have very little desires for things in life, you unlikely to have any ambitions.

>>33958182
I’ve seen students getting a single cookie or a 500ml soda delievered at their door because they were high and had the munchies
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I love heavily leading guys on before ghosting them and I will NEVER stop!
Take that, moids!
Revenge for all women!
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>>33958200
The trampy old man lurking behind the dumpster who jumps you and rapes you up the arse every time you leave your flat isn't your 'girlfriend', bro.
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>>33958190
I don’t know, I’m worried I’d be ignoring a bunch of red flags. But I also am worried I am blowing things out of proportion
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>>33958204
evil spirit
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>>33958170
>How do men prepare themselves for first dates?
Fap and then look as presentable as possible.

>Is it normal for them to act weird to weed girls out?
No. Most guys are not presented with an abundance of women actually showing up to a date to weed them out.
I've heard of some weeding out women when chatting online because holy shit that can be a long ass shit show that goes nowhere when she spontaneously ghosts, flakes, or stands you up.

>I hate first dates so much, because I get so hung up and they don’t seem to care, and then I am doubting everything all the time
This is exactly why many guys act weird on first dates.

Too many people treat dates like job interviews and they don't even know how to treat a job interview.
In both cases, it's feeling each other out to see if it's a good fit.
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>>33958204
Make no mistake.... I'm a sociopath.
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>>33958208
So? Depending on how you count it you either lost your virginity to prison rape or when you fucked a toddler. Have you ever actually had real sex with a consenting adult? I thought not.
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>>33958203
>I’ve seen students getting a single cookie or a 500ml soda delievered at their door because they were high and had the munchies
This has been my assumption.
People are buying pot and snacks. I'm not worried about the economy.
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So you're searching for an angel: someone who can make you whole?

I can not save you.....
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>>33958211
I am confused
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If a girl with BPD breaks up with you, has she actually broken up with you?
It's been 3 weeks and I've not heard anything from her (except when she sent an email because she thought I was killing myself) but I know for a fact she's cyberstalking me.
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Women, if your husband was horny but you weren't and didn't want to do it period like one girl said she'd deny during pregnancy for a year, would you let your husband satisfy himself by hotdogging your butt cheeks and nutting all over them and your back?
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>>33958204
>I love heavily leading guys on before ghosting them and I will NEVER stop!
>Take that, moids!
>Revenge for all women!
Whether this is a joke or malicious reality, it's literally indistinguishable from how many women casually behave online. They treat male attention like a worthless commodity, likely because the men treat it as such.
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>>33958216
God that image makes me nostalgic for when I used to cut myself all the time. It was fun, like masturbation but not sexual.
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>>33958216
The correct answer:
Yes. No. Maybe. Shut up. FUCK YOU! ...pleasedon'tstopasking
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Was Vox too easily defeated in the most recent Hazbin Hotel? Like Alastor's set up to BTFO Vox was too obvious
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>Important important you must do this task today, there is no time.
>Okay, I did this task soon.
This faggot didn't check it for a few days. I swear one day I would pull an American Psycho move on him.
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>>33957953
They're not more interesting. They're more shallow, which means they're more accessible to people like (You).
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anyone else get an emotional high and then spend years chasing that feeling
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Would you say how a relationship starts can define the rest of it? Or can you overcome someone hurting you and end up happy?
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>>33958149
based
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Stacy femanons are out getting brunch with their Stacy friends and Chad boyfriends to answer our questions btw.
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>>33958170
> they don’t seem to care
A large chunk of advice directed at men literally does boil down to
>don't appear invested, because that makes you look desperate and will turn her off
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>>33958218
I literally cannot fathom a consistent situation where I wouldn't be horny around my bf. But if it was an extremely contextual situation where I was physically able but not willing to have sex with him, no I wouldn't let him use my body like that.
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>>33958240
Yes. When I had sex with the managing editor of the publication I write for and when I first saw my favorite band live. I'd do anything to relive either of those moments.
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>>33958247
How does that make any sense. Why wouldn’t I want my potential boyfriend to act interested in me. I hope all of you who fell for this nonchalant shit die in a hole
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>>33958249
He said husband, you slut
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>>33958249
Try having a mix of clinical depression and mild chronic lupus. Then it will be hard to get horny even when you genuinely want to.
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>>33958242
I don't think they're mutually exclusive. It very much depends on the hurt, the people, and what they do to overcome it. Even cheating can be worked through, but it takes the right people and the right effort.
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>>33958189
I hate her on principle because anyone named Göth is descended from the nazis
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>>33958230
No, but I think it depends on where Rosie gets her power to make Alastor the most powerful sinner. Because for all Vox's misgivings, his power was his own and he was pretty evenly matched with the mulatto that sold his soul for someone else's power.
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>>33958257
That sounds terrible. Idk if it's a good or bad thing, but I also get horny when I'm very upset.
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Women, would you rather have a boyfriend or a girlfriend with a working penis?
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>>33958267
Tranny or futa? This is important.
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>>33958178
Neither of you, necessarily. If he's still interested but you're not, those are both subjectively correct.
>>33958207
A red flag is properly something which isn't a dealbreaker in itself, but which is a warning sign that a dealbreaker exists. What level of risk you'll deal with is entirely up to you. There's no "wrong" reaction.
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Myron Gaines says that men should have sex with at least 50 different women before they get married. Do you agree with this, /atoga/?
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Girls if your partner refuses to buy you a wedding ring is that too domineering? I hate rings.
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Why do people on here say sexo?
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>>33958273
>some random subhuman said something retarded
So?
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>>33958273
Myron proves the "a broken clock is right twice a day" idiom wrong because he's never right.
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>>33958269
Futa obviously
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>>33958272
Why do I keep forgetting about the dealbreakers? Am I consciously blocking them out of my mind? Why does it feel like I’m fighting myself about it?
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>>33958267
Boyfriend
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>>33958273
>Myron Gaines
who
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im fujoing out
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>>33958276
because they are horny losers
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>>33958276
Is a meme o algo
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>wanted to take a quick nap
>slept for 6 hours instead
Whoopsies
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>>33958287
>>33958288
This, it's AlgoSpeak by Master Gooners.
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>what does.. le sexo mean?!
fucking newfags
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>>33958264
Isn't Goth a Scandinavian name and not a German/Austrian one?

Anyway I'd love to be with someone named Goth if they actually dress Goth and are a Goth gf.
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>>33958293
I don't know what that means
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>>33958204
>I love heavily leading guys on before ghosting them and I will NEVER stop!
>Take that, moids!
>Revenge for all women!
Thanks evil femanon, abliet you'll get what's coming to you and you'll wish you hadnt done that
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>>33958265
>Sketchy mixed-race overlord beholden to the political machinery of his society is the Final Boss antagonist
So Hazbin Hotel is a stealth remake of Birth of a Nation and Charlie and Vaggie are like lesbian versions of the dude that forms the Klan chapter and his girlfriend that sews his bedsheet-ghost racial-terror outfits?
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>>33958296
>Algospeak = using misspelled words or slang so you don't get B&'d for inappropriate conduct and verbiage
>Gooners = Serial Masturbators
Hope that helps!
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>>33958254
>How does that make any sense
It doesn't, but lots of men (introverts, the inexperienced, etc.) aren't very smooth, so being direct like their instincts tell them tends to backfire on them.
I'm not talking about the drooling retards and outright psychopaths who cold approach women and ask them back to their apartment. I'm talking about the dudes who just blurt out without much subtle escalation beforehand that they like a woman, that they'd like to date, or that they're having a good time on a date.

A big issue is that, for a lot of men, dates don't come easily. Even when a woman says yes, they often don't expect she's genuinely interested in who he is, and are unsure why she would be--not always in an insecure way, but also just uncertainty. They feel they still have to prove why going on the date was a good idea, and some of them default to the same advice they were given for trying to get the date in the first place: "don't come on too strong". Which can easily look like disinterest if he consciously prevents himself from seeming "desperate".

To be clear, this does NOT apply to every guy who isn't acting interested. It might not even apply to the majority, doubly so if you're meeting them off of apps or something (where it's more likely to be some manipulation tactic to get sex from insecure women). But it's the most charitable explanation for why many do act like this.
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>>33958293
Who is Algo
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>>33958299
thanks grok
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>>33958297
I like her vibe, what she's describing is like how some of the women in the Bible do. I'm not religious but I love how the Bible portrays and talks about women.
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>>33958301
Horatio Alger was a 20th century novelist popular for writing stories about rags to riches journeys from poverty to wealth.
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>>33958291
That's how I lost my job :(
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>>33958304
She's a npd/bpd femanon that'll fuck up her future many such cases.
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>>33958204
why do people get hundreds of thousands of dollars in hurricane insurance payouts when women are bigger disasters that cause greater damage
where do i buy woman insurance
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I have to change my pants sneakily
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I was rizzing the huzz before it was cool
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>>33958313
>where do i buy woman insurance
The best thing you can do as Woman Insurance is to have gay sex with other men as a backup plan in case things with women don't work out.

I know bottoms don't top FPS leaderboards, but give it a try.
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>>33958267
Boyfriend. I like men because they're men and I like women because they're women. Overlapping them is weird.
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I'm writing a story. Not a good writer by any means and I don't have anything to "say" but I just love how stable and sane I feel once I express my feelings in some coherent way. I regret mocking the idea that a creative outlet is a necessity for some people, it would've saved me a lot of mental stress if I'd had it.
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>>33958328
What if you had sex with a man and a woman at the same time

It would be like when you cuddled with your parents as a child, but sexy
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Men
What are your “must haves” in a potential partner?
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>>33958334
She needs to surprise sex me. By drugging me, tying me to the radiator, and then graping me for decades and decades and decades.
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>>33958332
>What if you had sex with a man and a woman at the same time
I do that every weekend, it's great. I don't compare any sort of sex I have to my parents, though. That's weird.
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>>33958334
75th percentile VO2 Max
0.7 hip/waist ratio
169cm tall
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>>33958137
No, I'd prefer if he emotes correctly to sad stuff.
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>>33958334
Shared values, compatible goals, and meshing personalities.
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>>33958105
>The last time I slept with her, she initiated it and then told me that "I guess I just need to let you rape me every now and then, huh" afterwards.
that was your cue to rape her anon
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>>33958334
Be fun to talk to (95% of women fail this spectacularly)
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>>33958342
In the 2010s used to have a job where I would take phone calls from abusers seeking counseling to stop beating up their wives and kids. I couldn't really emote what I thought at the job so I went to the movies every weekend and began sobbing profusely at key moments of Zootopia and Get Out.
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>>33958334
This is gonna sound absolutely fucking pathetic and cringe, but any woman that can make me feel emotionally the way a lot of good works of art and fiction do will have my loyalty until I drop dead and rot in the dirt. I have never met a girl that makes me feel seen and understood like that, so I experience these emotions primarily through solitary sources. I don't hold it against the women themselves, of course. It's obviously a problem with me. But the feeling of finding the "right person" is my ultimate fantasy, like the way religious people describe the feeling of rapture.

I know you said "must have" as the prerequisite but the honest truth is that this is non-negotiable for me. I'll likely end up unbearably alone in my middle age because of it, but for now I'm fine being alone if it means I can cling onto the hope of this fantasy coming to life one day.
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State gender.

Why won't you pull down your pants and bend over right now so I can fuck you in the asshole with my erected penis?
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Who would win if the Tate brothers and Paul brothers fought?
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>>33957880
am i tripping, or did she kind of look like dark magician girl for a second there?
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>>33958345
What makes a girl fun to talk to?
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What are the odds that my mom has sold her body for money at some point in her life?
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>>33958352
She shares my cruel and sadistical sense of humour and wants to do 'crimes' together (not real crimes in case any police are reading this, just like hurting other people's feelings with me, breaking their hearts, and driving them to the edge of self-destruction together as a chaotic power duo)
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>>33958334
Has to be affectionate. Preferably physically (no i am not talking about sex). I would blow my brains out if i tried to hug my wife and she did that "ugh dont touch me" thing
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>>33958353
Higher than zero, but unless she voluntarily chooses to disclose this it's none of your business.
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>>33958357
kys
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Why does no one in '80s movies or music videos wear flip flop sandals? I remember growing up as an expatriate in a desert country in the early '90s and literally all of the wypipo who voluntarily lived in Arab-Land wore flip flops and exposed their toes. Probably why I get off to white women feet as a groaned-up adult these days.
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>>33958352
If she shows enthusiasm and is curious I will simp hard
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women would you wear sexy outfits purely for the benefit of your bf's boner?
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>>33958281
Futa > women > men > trannies
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I'd date a woman if she looked like this, acted like this, and let me do this to her
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Women would you date a man who oversleeps like a dog on the floor?
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It seems like the real way to get a boyfriend is to get addicted to ketamine. Never met a bitch with a benzo problem who was single
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I wonder how many men sink into porn addiction because the illusion of sexual intimacy and the chemical thrill of sexual release is preferable to absolute psychological destitution when they dont have real relationships?
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>>33958067
dude I'M 28. i'm in the fucking prime of my life and you expect me to date wrinkly 25 year olds?
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>>33958375
all of us. At least the non-chad ones
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>>33958157
How is it weird to date a 19 year old?
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Why dont women wear an armband that says breed me when they want male attention?
Cause apparently dressing like a slut is normal and not asking for it
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>>33958341
>VO2 max score is 60
>WH ratio is .75
>5'6
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>>33958350
Paul brothers. Andrew is a mid boxer, Christian isn't an actual fighter, and both Paul brothers have trained for years with some of the best coaches.
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>>33958375
Feeling pain is better than feeling nothing. This is like the most basic human trope.
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>>33958375
Nah, I prefer porn and sex dolls to real relationships too. I am completely aromantic.
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>>33958382
not at all. Your relationship is your own business
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Women when will you be more horny?
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>>33958392
That's an utterly bizarre mindset to have to me. Not saying it as a judgement or in a moralistic sense, it's just so alien to the most base aspects of my entire being that I can't wrap my head around it. I honestly wish I could live in your head just to see what it's like, it's cool to me that people can be so different.
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>>33958375
I'd also argue that, with the expectations put on males, that it's easier to admit physical needs rather than acknowledging emotional needs.
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to the resident eternal tourists of atoga:
why don't you do anything cool on websites anymore? Why no IRL events with fun ties to Internet shit? Why are you not in this picture nor would ever be at any point in time?
Also state gender :*)
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>>33958405
too many evil people on 4chan for me to ever risk meeting one
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>>33958405
I am not american so there is no point in trying to meet people irl
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>>33958375
>>33958397
I'd imagine a part of it is just unresolved childhood feelings. If you have a rough go at being a kid, a common defense is just damming up all the bad thoughts so you can feel a sense of peace and calmness. But that shit bites you hard when you get older.
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>Recently have the hots for coworker milf
>39 divorced couple years, presumably single and might not be seeing anyone due to lingering separation trauma (asked her casually/jokingly, those aren't in her mind currently inferred its a denial any active relationship)
>Flirting with her for a few days now, but have known her as an acquaintance for years, younger than her
>Usually just laughs on those, nothing positively playful/encouraging and gets with it or actively negating/getting offended or telling me to stop nor shuts it down with taciturn silence
>While just talking waiting for a transaction earlier sitting with her, noticed the cute (big) mole on her earlobe, partially obscured by her earring
>Pointed it out that it's cute and pressed it a couple of times, just trying out some light physical contact (no I didn't fondle her earlobes erotically, was an office outside our workplace)
>I guess she was still neutral about it? still smiling
didn't seem to be too bothered positively or repulsed by it

What do you think femanons? Chance of precipitation is more than 0% at least yeah?
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Am i inherently because i was born a man?
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>>33958418
Perhaps...
Reflect on this further.
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>>33958375
Sounds about right.
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>>33958354
Would you go to Sephora with me to be my blind spot </3
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>>33957753
lol, based
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Why is so much of my hair falling out? In clumps? I’m not a man I shouldn’t be balding
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They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
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My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
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Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy

That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU

Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks

I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool

Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered

But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting /b/tard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when Anon posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty
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>>33958439
It's ok as a woman even when beld men will still want to fuck you.
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>>33958439
Rip.
The fat and balding tribe welcomes you.
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>>33958405
only /mlp/ does anything close to this anymore
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>>33958443
Not fat
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>>33958439
You're probably on a dumb fad diet that's killing you.
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I just got crop dusted. Killing myself
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>>33958445
So?
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>>33958446
I’m not and I take a lot of vitamin supplements too
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State gender. Would you date someone with an amazing personality and chemistry but isn’t nearly as good as the best sexual partner or the best sex you’ve ever had?
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>>33958395
You can't imagine your life without romance? (nta btw)
I'm not a aromantic or anything but if I had to be single I wouldn't consider it to be the end of my life. At the very least, I can see how people could still be happy. I have some senior family friends who are single and live fulfilling lives.

>>33958405
Re: the photo
I used to go to conventions more frequently as a teen and in my early 20s. I don't entirely have the time or interest in doing it as much these days. It's a different crowd. Still, I didn't have a whole lot of overlap with my internet persona and irl conventions. F, since you asked.
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>>33958450
>fell for the supplement meme
it's so over it never even started in the first place.
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>>33958449
Will you still accept me
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>>33958454
I'm pretty sure they like it better when you're not fat, which is kind of ironic.
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>>33958451
F
Yea
>>33958453
Everyone keeps telling me our food has no nutrients anymore and half of them are prescriptions so I think they are effective
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>>33958450
>I take a lot of vitamin supplements too
Well you've definitely got some kind of disordered eating, I never take vitamins because I have a balanced diet.
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>>33958385
Close enough. Marry me.
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>>33958405
Because I have real life friends for real life stuff. You can be terminally online and still have a life you want separate . No different than people who are addicts to scrolling tik tok or YouTube but live relatively normal lives otherwise.
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>>33958459
I don’t I just live in a country where all our food is grown in terrible soil
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>>33958462
This is some bullshit they make up to sell supplements.
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>>33958463
Idk bro my blood work said other wise
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>>33958464
Does this doctor work out of their house? Also you personally having a vitamin deficiency isn't enough to indict the entire soil of a country.
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>>33958452
Maybe I'm just in my feelings right now, but after spending ~20 odd years living a deeply emotionally insincere and shallow existence, being "awoken" to how deeply pointless and almost repulsively hollow it is was kind of a wakeup call - I can't go back to pretending I'm okay with living like that, even if the intensity is gone. It's like in a Lovecraft novel when the dude reads something he shouldn't then his entire life is fucked because he realizes the truth.
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>>33958469
Sorry my body has trouble absorbing them then
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>>33958439
How old are you?
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>>33958450
Which supplements?
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Where can I find damaged girls who will do whatever I say?
I wouldn't do anything bad, I just can't navigate human relationships on anything other than easy mode but I still want one.
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>>33958482
the times where the damage girls where the ones that let you do everything are gone, nowadays the damaged girls are the ones that want you to do everything they want
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>>33958461
so to you the Internet and websites exist purely to take from? Not to contribute to or to have any meaningful impact on your life? That's kind of sad. So many people just taking, downloading, never uploading. The Internet and IRL are definitely separate and should stay such, but a small gesture is always appreciated.
>You can be terminally online and still have a life you want separate
isn't that a contradictory statement?
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>>33958439
I could try and investigate this a bit if you're willing to answer some questions.
>How old are you?
>How long has this been happening?
>Have you had any life changes lately? Such as-- a job change, a relationship beginning/ending, deaths, friend group changes, medication start/stops
>Have you had any changes in your water? Such as moving, a new showerhead, drinking out of a new brita/filtered fridge
>Have you had changes to your hair care? Such as different shampoo, dying your hair, trying new hairstyles, using heat
>Have you had changes to your haircut? Such as your hair is longer now than it has been, you are now keeping it short, you put in drastic layers
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I hate libtards so much no way this guy just said to my face that colonialists invented and brought over the concept of sexual assault and rape
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>>33958488
I do have a new shower head and new shampoo
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>>33958489
>libtards
This is what you retards sound like to everyone else lmao
https://youtu.be/bUXyujljrLk?t=7
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>>33958482
On 4chan
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>>33958474
Is this in regards to the conversation about romance/lack-thereof? When you say you aren't okay living like that, what is the new way you're living now?
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>>33958484
What kind of gf should I look for then?
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>>33958493
How else would you describe someone who thinks it’s woke to say that a black or native man never raped until a white man taught him to
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>>33958439
Stress, bad deeds, the water chemicals, not enough nutrients
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I’m sorry but this guy farted on me and I’m supposed to act like nothing happened?
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>>33958501
>bad deeds
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>>33958502
You'll be his slave in the afterlife now.
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>>33958487
nta but
Anon didn't say he doesn't contribute to internet spaces. I don't see what that has to do with having a separate irl life.
What would you say qualifies for contributing? Do you mean creative endeavors, like art or OC memes or something?
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atoga is dead
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Girls, what do you think of the fact that gagging girls until they vomit is basically mainstream in porn now?
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>>33958491
Okay, how long has this been happening and how long ago did you get the new shower head and shampoo?
What was your previous shower head and shampoo and what are your new ones?
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>>33958496
Basically, back in early october I experienced the death of someone I cared about recently. Truthfully, other people have died in my life. And my friendship with this person wasn't particularly deep by comparison. But I have been reading a lot of books recently and engaging with other media and I guess all the right switches were flipped at the same time because I had a serious emotional meltdown at my apartment where I didn't get off the floor for two days. Very strange, and ever since then all I can do is feel like a prisoner that got five minutes of freedom to walk around in the grass and see the sky and the clouds. The issue isn't seeing the real world, it's realizing that you have been unknowingly living an absolutely dishonest and repulsive lie of a life for most of your time on Earth. I can't just jerk off or get high or go for a walk, everything is poisoned and "wrong" now.
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>>33958506
The mention of "real life stuff" and "scrolling" YouTube and TikTok made me envision a slackjawed dumbass who takes in mountains of garbage per day and the most he contributes to the web is a reaction video, "video essay" or top 10 list.
>What would you say qualifies for contributing? Do you mean creative endeavors, like art or OC memes or something?
Yeah. OC as in OC.
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>>33958507
Why?
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State gender and your favorite publication found on Project Gutenberg. I like The Complete Herbal
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>>33958502
that's how Americans show they love you
>I’m sorry
Why are you sorry?
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>>33958487
>>33958515
The simple fact is that most people don't have anything to say about life or have creative skills. You critique the slack-jawed for their tastes and attitude but you fail to realize that reaction videos, video essays, tierlists etc are the maximum output for them. That IS their contribution.
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>>33958508
nag, but it's basically mainstream sex now too. Girls are nuts these days. I can't even remember the last girl who didn't hang her head off the bed and let me throatfuck her and cum inside her throat. I've been with only 1 girl who didn't swallow and I only remember her because it was an exception to the rules. There was even only 1 girl who was like "yeah let's use a condom" (different girl). All the others didn't even care.
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>>33958519
I killed it
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>>33958526
Oh. Good job
https://youtu.be/2H5rusicEnc
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peener?
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Why is the entire world’s internet lagging right now
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>>33958531
Exploded about 8 months ago
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>>33958525
The vomiting seems very extreme though
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How can we go back to being friends?
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>>33958539
Huh
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>>33958535
In porn it's just for show. You don't really 'throw up' when stuff is put in your throat unless you just ate a bunch. In porn they usually drink some milk and take some antacids. Unless your girl recently ate a bunch she might throw up a little bit, but not really anything significant. Still best to get her to maybe drink a little water to dilute the bile and still take some antacid though because it burns parts of your dick if it's concentrated (and it's not good for her throat)
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>>33958534



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