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This has been weighing on me for a while. Basically, I need to decide very soon whether I am going to marry my gf, or break up with her.
I love her and she is pretty much everything I could ask for, except she is relatively flat-chested. I have suppressed this feeling, but I have started thinking recently that this is more important to me than I realized.
I don't know if I can see myself having a better connection with anyone else, and we are both very supportive of each other. However, I often wonder what I might be missing out on. I don't want us to resent each other down the line.
We're both 26 if that matters. Anyone who has perspective from a similar situation, especially any married anons, I'd appreciate hearing from you.
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>>33958066
kek
isnt't that a bit shallow of a reason for breaking up?
anyway, not judging
if that's any consolation, her boobs will probably grow a bit after you guys have kids
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ok boobmaster here.
first, check her female family members for reference. especially mothers. pregnancy is a beautiful thing.
if you see potential-
second, stuff her with oats, fennel seeds, fenugreek, and full fat milk. (fenugreek also makes her sweat and pee smell like maple syrup. yummay)
third, ritualistically massage and stimulate EVERY morning and night and whenever else you can squeeze. coconut oil and cocoa butter are excellent for this.
Be mindful of her monthly cycle and breast tenderness, mainly luteal phase when progesterone is high. adjust pressure accordingly.
got my gf from 28B to 28J in two years. she smells fucking delicious at that.
godspeed anon.
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>>33958118
Well more like 29/30J. but the last hooks on 28 band size still fit comfortably. I hope you know bra sizing
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>>33958130
>I hope you know bra sizing
I usually do a face check
go in, if I can still breathe, she's too small
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>>33958066
What are you, an handicapped retarded moron?
Your gf is better without you, dump her and neck yourself retarded loser. In any case I hope this or your future gfs will dump you for someone with a bigger dick, you limp micropenis excuse for a male.
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>>33958231
Thanks anon, very helpful
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>>33958066
Assman here

Big breasts really don't do anything for you and I've sampled many sizes. Sure you might see porn with titjobs, but the reality of that sex act is that it is mediocre. If a woman has big breasts (a C cup or over), she's going to get a lot of attention from other men when you're not around, especially if she wears low cut garments to accentuate them. The novelty wears off fast. Small tits are more sensitive and will age better if she takes care of herself.

Now, from my perspective as an assman, a loose pussy is irredeemable. They can do Kegels, but that really doesn't fix the reality of you having to rub your dick on pussy wall to get off. Tight pussy is where it's at, especially if it grips. After a few pregnancies, she might loosen a bit but at least it was you and your kids doing it. If you start with loose puss, there's nowhere to go but looser.
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>>33958066
I won't read tits-obsessed threads. I mean, of all the things that are important enough to worry about, it makes no sense.
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>>33958066
I mean you should be concerned with making strong children. How tall are you and her? Is her face beautiful? Sounds like you mesh pretty well w everything else.
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>>33958066
If her being flat is the only thing, then you need to stop beating off so much and stop watching porn at all. if there are other things, then this is a different convo.



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