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>>33968668Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>33968668I saw one of those as road kill. It was a red grey cross colored one.
>>33968673No.
Women, would you buy the chic playboy?
I lost the game, AGAIN
How do I make picking up a hobby for sex not so obvious?
womenwould you date a guy who doesnt know football and needs you to explain defensive coverages to him when you watch the game
>>33968678No. He was a crowning jewel in establishing disgusting patriarchy. His filth magazine should have died with him.
>>33968689I don't really care for football, so it's not important to me. I don't know if I could date a guy who isn't at least willing to watch hockey with me, tho.
>>33968673>fat and balding guyIf he takes after his dad he'll look like that in about 10 years anyway
>>33968686Why not pick up something you genuinely like that women also like? You are probably some geek if you post here. Go pick up dnd.
>>33968689Bro, you're a gamer. Just buy Madden and learn the old faddened way.
>>33968695Women don't like hobbies I liek
>>33968692does hockey have strategic plans that develop over the course of the game and can you can explain them? i like when the guys punch each other>>33968696im not a gamer and the people on madden are mean
Men,have you ever posted your ex's nudes on /b/?
>>33968712I don't have exes, or nudes.
>>33968712No, why would I even still have them? I don't want any reminders.
>>33968715well then the question wasnt for you sqaure head :/
>>33968709>does hockey have strategic plans that develop over the course of the game and can you can explain them?Sort of? It has systems. I can explain, yeah. I've been learning about hockey rather obsessively for the last 5 years or so.
>>33968723How so?My Answer is no, since I've never done it that.
>>33968712No. I deleted them after we broke up. I've only dated one woman that sent me any.
>>33968719>>33968727cant believe you guys have morals>>33968726if you dont even have an ex you are not eligible to talk dummy
>>33968729Nuh uh.I don't post peoples nudes, that amounts to something.
>>33968712No lol
did you know that not a single atoga man has ever made a woman cum?
>>33968729>cant believe you guys have moralsIt takes a real piece of shit to do something like that.
For either.I go to a gym that is 24/7 but only staffed weekdays and just has a key fob to get in/out a single door.There's a weird guy at the door just standing and peeking in for a half hour now.If I go out he could sneek in and get up to who knows what. What do?
>>33968729>cant believe you guys have moralsMorals never even came into it, I just didn't want her nudes anymore and it never would have occurred to me to post them anywhere anyway. She'd already posted nudes on like reddit and shit anyway.
>>33968729What gain is there in doing something hurtful? Even from a pragmatic view it just isnt worth it
>>33968736call the cops and say there's a very weird guy.
>>33968712Besides deleting everything after a breakup, I would never post the face of anybody I know IRL on 4chan, no matter my relationship with them.
>>33968734That isn't even kind of true. I've given a woman three of them in a row before.
>>33968736Call the staff. There is probably an emergency number.
should i add her on snapchati know she wouldn't mind also kind of want to let her know i found my wallet
>>33968736Take a pic, call the gym owner.
>>33968743she faked all of them
>>33968734good
>>33968724what's your favorite example from a recent game you watched where a team successfully adapted their gameplan on the fly to counter their opponents?
>>33968736ask him if he lost his key
>>33968742>I would never post the face of anybody I know IRL on 4chanNo one is talking about posting their face.
>>33968747Nope, or she was a very good actor. Eyes rolling back in her head, squirting.
>>33968752That includes ANY picture of anybody I know IRL. Clothed, nude, face, faceless, not even just a knee.
Not a question, just wanted to say that femanons look very pretty today :)
>>33968756Fag. They are all bitches.
>>33968756simp
>>33968712Nope, that is illegal and evil to do.
>>33968756cute
I'm hopeless I don't know what to do anymore
>>33968756Thank
>>33968767SPREAD LEGS
>>33968767Pray
>>33968770For what
>found my first gray hairIt's over, no moid will want me now
>>33968772Good plappening.
Buying squishmallows for any cute girl that wants one
>>33968777I don't believe in sex
>>33968772Guidance, patience and strength
I’m either catching a cold from being such a bubble boy shut in,or I’m just dehydrated from sweating too much.
Why the new? The last had barely started.
i fucking hate emotions and feeling pain and sadness i wish i was some retard psycho or something
>>33968776You posted that knowing the other men in these threads will shower you with attention, so I shall go against the grain, you're right, nobody will love you now, rip.
>>33968776They happen. I found my first one at eleven
>>33968776Embrace it and become a sultry older woman
>>33968780Hence why you need a good spanking to get you to believe again.
>>33968780Not even with someone you feel intimately/emotionally tied to? that seems kinda sad, no
What's your favorite movie?
>>33968776mmm grandma
>>33968776Become the gilf.
>>33968792Indiana Jones and the last crusade
>>33968792All the President's Men, or Zodiac.
>>33968788On your uncle?
>>33968792MThe Holy Mountain.
>>33968792Hana-bi.
>>33968792Is this that Elijah Wood remake of Maniac? It got banned in my country because they thought a first person POV serial killer movie was too dangerous.
>>33968792Rush
>>33968800Nope, growing out of my own scalp.
>>33968790Don't touch me >>33968791I don't have that
I have a female friend I have a big crush on but probably doesn't like me back (though she doesn't seem unreceptive to advances) but I am severely mentally ill. I don't have any family or friends to talk about my mental illness so she often consoles me during my episodes and makes me feel better but I can't help but feel I am a massive burden and she is getting sick of me. Keep in mind I'm extremely anxious and generally clingy and she is as far as I can tell extremely extremely avoidant and has some anxiety of her own.I was gonna ask if you would ever date someone who is mentally ill but trying to improve as long as they were okay in other ways but it's kind if pointless since you are different. So I have a question about avoidant women (and men if you really want) and how your brains work since it feels absolutely alien to me.1. How do you express interest and affection? Is it normal to not answer texts for a week then randomly call during a weekday?2. How do you express discomfort or try to assert boundaries? Are there any signs when someone needs more space? 3. Are you the type to want to communicate boundaries or rules clearly or do you ever get insecure about it? I just asked her honestly if she thinks I text her alot she's always been very supportive of me as a friend told me not to feel bad but I haven't gotten an answer is no answer ever an answer and what answer is that? Am I just overthinking it should I just that that as no conclusion?4. Would you want your friend/partner to have lots of other people to talk to so they don't rely on you all the time? Do you like being someone they come to in situations like this or is it bothersome?.
>>33968776Don't worry too much about it, just wear a paper bag on your head during sex and no one will notice.
>>33968810I didn't say it was going to be me.
>>33968792Some obscure short experimental film you've never heard of that you'll just look at me weird for saying.
How do you. Do anything
I had a dream last night that a chubby MILF adopted me
5. Do you hate it when they randomly intiate stuff without your control like I went to their family's place and dropped off some food recently unannounced she said she appreciated it but I don't want to infringe on her boundaries. Does that kind of stuff freak you out or is it okay to do more stuff like that if it makes me happy and she doesn't protest.I dunno I know you aren't her, but I'm just curious of the opinions and inner workings of avoidant women in general.I would also just be curious to hear experiences on this dynamic in general she's a great friend and has a great heart it's just her communication is so different from me and I don't want to make a mistake. I also want to make her feel as comfortable as she can not do anything that would set someone like that into fear.
>>33968792MThe Guard
5. Do you hate it when they randomly intiate stuff without your control like I went to their family's place and dropped off some food recently unannounced she said she appreciated it but I don't want to infringe on her boundaries. Does that kind of stuff freak you out or is it okay to do more stuff like that if it makes me happy and she doesn't protest.I dunno I know you aren't her, but I'm just curious of the opinions and inner workings of avoidant women in general.I would also just be curious to hear experiences on this dynamic in general she's a great friend and has a great heart it's just her communication is so different from me and I don't want to make a mistake. I also want to make her feel as comfortable as she can not do anything that would set someone like that into fear. I also don't know if checking in with her and asking her directly is good, if she doesn't complain should I just assume everything is okay
>>33968817Being unable to speak freely while anonymous is the sign of a deeply, deeply insecure person. Just tell us.
How do I get a chudette as a gf?
>>33968767Get a job?Go back to school?Find a boyfriend?
>>33968827That's not insecurity, that's narcissism and manipulation.
>>33968828that is a man
>>33968712I don't have an ex, I wouldn't want, let alone save, nudes, and I wouldn't post anything on /b/.
>>33968828she's way out of my league
Well, would you?
>>33968756Thank you <3>>33968767Your best
>>33968829What if I did the first two but they didnt help me find the third
>>33968830Insecurity is the root of narcissistic behavior.
>>33968836yes, she a cutie
>>33968836FYes, just so that if we ever get into an argument, I can steal her wheelchair and say, "Look who came crawling back."
>>33968838I don't think any of that helps with the other.At least not significantly.Are you employed?
>>33968836In principle, maybe, but the kind of woman attention whoring on social media isn't the kind I'm looking for.Practically speaking, she'd probably need to live in a fairly populated area for the rest of her life, and that'd drive me nuts.
>>33968844Yea
>>33968836Girls in wheelchairs always score way out of their league. Jerryrigeverything hagmaxxed a crippled chick and then made a tech company for the sole purpose of making her life more convenient. Elevator in the house, custom wheelchairs and ramps, and the whole shebang. https://youtube.com/shorts/99wS5DDGnHQ
>>33968836Women like this IRL are instantly hooked because they're easy catches.You know horseshoe theory?Likewise there is Womens Horseshoe Theory.On one side women are so hot they are never single because everyone wants to date them.On the other side women are such easy catches they are already in a 12 year relationship with someone.I guarantee she got a boyfriend 12 minutes after posting this if she was single and not just looking for attention.
>>33968838How fucking ugly are you to not find a bf in a timeline where 90% of men are fighting for scraps and dating fatties and single mothers?
>>33968846Well then that's at least something.What do you feel keeps you from getting a boyfriend, if that's what you want?
>>33968846nta but date me
>>3396885190% of men are ugly tho
>>33968836She wouldn't date me.
>>33968827>>33968830Damn you guys are taking a quick joker very seriously for some reason.The truth is there is no one movie it's just a quick descriptor for the ones I prefer to watch.Let's say hm... yeah "Instructions for a light and sound machine" (2005) Sounds good to me.
>>33968855Too bad the remaining Chad 10% don't want your ugly ass for more than one night, unless you're ready to become a single mom just kill yourself I guess.
>>33968689>when you watch the gameWhen I do what? I don't like fat men, why would I want to watch them practically have sex in public?
>>33968863>unless you're ready to become a single momThank God for abortions!
MoidsI'm finally building a new small form factor PC for my camper. Please say you're proud of me.
Arthoe gf here I come, why didn't I start lying about my interests sooner???
>>33968851Pretty fookin ugly >>33968852Self sabotage bad luck or maybe my looks
>>33968868>small form factor PC for my camperWouldn't something more compact and portable like a Steamdeck be more convenient?>>33968870>Self sabotage bad luck or maybe my looksGive some concrete examples of what you think happened.
Femanons, can you melt my balls with a lighter?
>>339688121. I don't express affection easily, but when I do I talk a lot and initiate physical contact (shoulder pats, brushing their arm etc). As for the texts and calls I try to respond as soon as possible but I struggle with it2. I very rarely express discomfort, I just distance myself the first chance I get3. I have some hard boundaries and I will communicate them clearly, unless I feel that the person won't respect them. In that case I just leave.4. Having a few people you can rely on is just the healthy thing to do, I don't think it's possible for one person to be able to support you in all the ways you need
>>33968866Not what I meant I mean most sub 8 women who realize they're not hot enough for Chad voluntarily become single "boy moms" to raise offspring they know are genetically set for life. That's your only outlook in life left. If you don't want that you can just kill yourself. Chad will never settle for you.
>>33968776age?ive noticed a few on my templesill probably be pure white by 35the only other blond man in my family looks like santa lol
>>33968868Why would anybody use a PC that isn't a laptop? You can use a laptop at your desk, in your bed, on an airplane, at the park, in your camper...
>>33968868Good job!send pics
do female virgins still exist?
>>33968876chad weakest simp
>>33968868Headpats for you. Building tiny computers is fun.
>>33968881yes obviously. what a stupid question. kill yourself
>>33968873Whats a steam deck?
>>33968873>>33968879I suspect anon was looking to build a dedicated home theater PC.
>>33968886A large Game Boy for neckbeards that runs Linux and constantly advertises Steam games to them.
>>33968886It's like a Nintendo Switch but it runs more programs.
>>33968873>Wouldn't something more compact and portable like a Steamdeck be more convenient?Yes, but aesthetics and performance are important to me. I play a lot of CPU-demanding games that require a keyboard and really wanted to spec accordingly. I've been waiting for something with 1440p and 120hz before switching to something like a Steam Deck.>>33968879Because modular laptops are a waste of money.>>33968880Will do once I put it all together. Still waiting for Black Friday to see if I can snag a better deal on any of my components.>>33968883Thank you
>>33968888you can install windows on it too
>>33968792MVideodrome
>>33968885can you point me to some? I can't find any
Being a virgin isn't that bad
>>33968882Chad weakest simp vs Strongest women simp
>>33968893an elementary school kek
>>33968869What did you say your interests are? How did you meet her?
>>33968879Once you go beyond office software and browsing laptops have issues with thermally throttled.Plus high end laptop are expensive since you cant build them yourself
>>33968873>Give some concrete examples of what you think happened.I don't have a man fancy me very often, but when he does, he either gets gravely injured before anything gets serious or I get ghosted or he hurts me in some way. Maybe I am too sensitive
>>33968896I mean you joke, but the cock carousel takes all comers for chicks these days as early as 18. It's fucking bleak.
>>33968890What CPU demaning game could a woman possibly play?
Do straight women exist?
>>33968902that marble game
>>33968902emulated ps3 games
>>33968904Around 20% of women are straight, it's just very hard to find one.
>>33968904Yeah, I'm straight.
>>33968901half of the women my age i know are virgins. maybe stop listening to demoralizing bait from online shitholes
>>33968904I kinda wish other women were attracted to me but I'm not really attracted to women
>>33968890>aestheticsIn a camper...? lmaoWell, you do you.>>33968886Three seconds googling.
Girls, how would you react if a man confesses to you via a letter? Or, if that has happened to you, how did you react?I want to confess to a girl and because I know she will not reciprocate I just want to give her a gift and put the letter inside.Am I retarded for thinking about doing that?
>>33968911Half the women you know are liars.
>>33968912Why?
>>33968919why do you want to believe the blackpill
>>33968918NAG but why a letter?>I want to confess to a girl and because I know she will not reciprocateOh. Terrible idea, anon.
>>33968899>Maybe I am too sensitiveToo sensitive for what?>he either gets gravely injuredBy you...? Or like an accident!?
>>33968918I'd probably find it really sweet if you weren't creepy about it
>>33968911>3 of the 6 girls my age that I know are virginsyeah that's very relieving, thanks anon
>>33968918NAG, but if you expect a rejection and you never see each other again (e.g. last day of work/school etc.), then gift plus letter is alright.But don't do that if you keep seeing each other, that will make it awkward.
>>33968924>Too sensitive for what?Vague disrespectNo, an accident. Jesus why would I hurt someone I want to date
>>33968920I want to be loved the same way I love, and I think few men could pull that off
>>33968890Specs so far areCPU: Ryzen 9 9900X3DGPU: Powercolor Reaper 9070CPU cooler: ID Cooling IS-67-XT (updating to 77 when it releases in the US)RAM: 2 x 32gb DDR5-6400Case: Fractal Terra (was considering Jonsbo but heard conflicting information about airflow)MOBO: ROG B650E-I>>33968902>What CPU demaning game could a woman possibly play?First off, rude. Second, I play a lot of strat (RTS especially) and open-world games.>>33968894>Being a virgin isn't that badYeah, the loneliness sucks tho
>>33968931How do you want to be loved?
>>33968931Sounds pretty lesbiany to me
Male anons...Would you be okay with dating someone who's losing her hair?I'm not sure what's wrong
>>33968931is "the way you love" a delusional fantasy you've gotten from smut novels?
>>33968941I would.
>>33968941no, hairlets out
>>33968930We're on 4chan, anything is possible and I'm not ruling anything out. lolVague disrespect is rather vague, but if you think it comes from a neurotic or otherwise unfair source, like you judging the other person unfairly for it, it might be worth looking at it more directly.People have very different standards for what they are ok with, so it's important to communicate that. That's also why I asked for concrete issues, I personally don't like when people just say "I have issues". Everybody is free to rant however they like, but it rarely leads to anything productive, you know what I mean?Have you talked about these instances where you felt you were disrespected by others and told them clearly how you felt?Sometimes, bringing things up can be the hardest part.
>>33968933What RTS games do you play?>virginI can change that depending on how you answer the previous question
>>33968941just wear a wigwomen who still have their hair do that anyways
>>33968933 After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. - Spock
>>33968933>CPU: Ryzen 9 9900X3DAbsolute overkill for a gaming PC.Especially a compact one.
GenderWould you date someone who has an X profile they use constantly, with pronouns and 5 flags in their name?
>1. I don't express affection easily, but when I do I talk a lot and initiate physical contactThanks. She gets pretty chatty with me sometimes even though I know she is naturally not the chattiest person. Sometimes she'll just call me in the middle of the day those times I try and listen other times I kinda do most of the talking since I'm an anxious talker, are tou okay with that or should I purposely try and be more silent most of the time? >2. I very rarely express discomfort, I just distance myself the first chance I getWhat does this look like for you? Will you ever communicate it verbally? What if you were asked if I was making them uncomfortable and they wanted more distance? Would you prefer to not have to answer that kind of question?In general would you prefer your friends and partners be honest about their mental state or just be confident and desl with them on their own. Also do you prefer short simple communication to oversharing details like I usually do 'thx for checking on me I'm alright' instead of 2 paragraphs.And I guess the biggest thing I am concerned with is and I know this is highly subjective idk if you ever dealt with an anxious/clingy friend how much do you think I should change the way I act fundamentally personality wise should I just focus on managing my own anxiety and learning to understand and appreciate her communication style or should I also try and offset my personality to be more respectful of her? Just be me or should I make an effort to communicate differently?Sorry about the bombardment but in regards to me showing affection I do the same with all my friends random gifts or whatnot what kind of things make you feel cared for? Just being there and waiting when she wants to talk or occasional stuff like random presents or drawings? she doesn't seem to mind at least but Idk if im making a mistake.
>>33968933Are you trans?
>>33968954MNo.
>>33968935Passionately and patiently
>>33968954Depends on what the flags are.
>>33968925Is wanting to send a letter on a gift creepy? :(Sorry if I didn't catch your meaning.
>>33968928Yes, we are finishing our Master degree program (And I will give her after graduation) and I probably won't see her again.
>>33968941Get your iron and b12 levels checked.
>>33968712Nah, that's mean. I just keep it saved in my spank bank as a memento, at that point. I kinda regret deleting the first nudes I ever got, I miss her.
Women, why do you match with a guy on a dating app and then NEVER respond to the message? Why even bother matching with them if you have no interest in talking to them?
>>33968923I think I will be very direct or ramble too much, so a letter would make things better for me
>>33968966I'm going to be honest. I start to hate myself and freak out and lose any desire to make plans where I leave my home. When I swipe it's theoretical but when you match it gets too real
>>33968954depends on the flag, I would date lefties that are not libs
>>33968960Israel, Ukraine, UK, trans, red
I'm surprised you guys are cool with pronouns in bio. I'm left-leaning and consider that an immediate disqualification.
>>33968961Oh no I don't think the gift itself is creepy, it's more about how you would handle the situation afterwards
>>33968958I can do that and I’m a man
Does it feel uncomfortable to be cummed in?
I would marry Uncle Colm
>>33968976I think it is retarded but it is not a big deal
>>33968966I don't use the apps but if I don't immediately respond to a message it's because I'm feeling overwhelmed.Or I'm just busy, that happens a lot too
>>33968954F. No, sounds awful.
>>33968931Is a woman with a penis the best match for you?
Modern Dating HARD MODE: finding a woman who doesn't have instagram
>>33968969Are you trolling? I know many women especially on dating apps have social anxiety but is this actually common like you only match with one guy just get anxious basically?
>>33968981I've never had it happen, but just thinking about it makes me sick, so I think it would be awful just knowing it's happening.
>>33968989I'm describing my experience
>>33968986What if he's a feminist?
>>33968981Not even that noticeable, desu
>>33968941I have a bald woman fetish so probably.
>>33968983It's too retarded for me to tolerate.
>>33968948>What RTS games do you play?Most are older like WC3, AoE2, and C&C. The genre just needs new life breathed into it, but sadly it's been neglected for thr past 15 years.>>33968950Being alone of your own volition is very different than having a want for connection but unable to obtain it. Almost like swimming in a pool vs drowning in the ocean with nothing to cling to. >>33968953I just like to future proof my rigs. I was tempted to get the 7800X3D instead, but I figure I'd have another two or three years in a 9900X3D.>>33968956Eww, no.
>>33968993Fair. How many times have you done this? Did you get over it eventually?
>>33968977I'm prepared to accept any outcome.I will be the happiest man in the world at that moment if she says yes, but I'm also prepared to move on if she says no I just don't want to keep that in me and tell her
>>33968994Good for him, but still sounds awful.
>>33968988whats wrong with having an instagram accountas long as she's not posting thirst traps i dont see anything wrong
>>33968998>WC3, AoE2, and C&CDo you really need a good cpu for that?RTS isnt like grand strategy games where your cpu directly affects how fast the game plays.
>>33968998>I just like to future proof my rigs.You didn't do that and you can't really do that with CPUs beyond a point.The 9900X3D will not perform any better than a 9800X3D e.g. Never.
>>33969000At least 6 only went on two or three dates Just deleted the apps because I couldn't get over
>>33969004>as long as she's not posting thirst trapsthat's the only reason a woman uses instagram
Girls want ane effeminate man who also infuses terror in others, they literally want caligula
>>33969009to keep up with friends and family?
Cock
>>33968918I shall keep the letter in my shoebox of memorable letters.
>>33968998>Eww, no.Sorry for asking but the majority of women I have met that are into strategy games are trans
>>33969014I have one of those.
>>339690143==D
>>33968988i've never had an instagram account
>>33968998The Spock quote means that you get more happiness from the idea of owning that computer than you'll get from actually owning it.
>>33969011This is true, but we don’t want you to attack Poseidon.
>>33969011I hate how little you understand what women want
>>33969013why the fuck would you need instagram to keep up with your friends and family?
>>33969014Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.
>>33969027You should correct him if you don't mind.
Are soulmates real and if so how do I find mine
>>33969018What is it like?>>33969021Too short
>>33969029forget it dude youre retarded
>>33969022wanna get married?
>>33969011>>33969025>tfw I am going through life as a ClaudiusIt-it-it-it-it's over.
>>33969032MI think they're real, but I'm not sure if there's really any way to find them other than trial and error.I believe successful marriages are the results of people finding their soulmates.
Do you really believe that the person meant for you is sitting on an app.
>>33969007So what are you doing now?
>>33969036why should i marry you
>>33969027the only thing i know that women want, is a person who is not me
Will you plug yourself into the VR matrix when it arrives? State gender.
>>33969035You know I'm right.You don't need Instagram to keep up with friends and family, that's a blatant excuse. You can catch them up on social events or whatever the hell you want through text or in person. The only reason people use Instagram is for vanity and attention. Male or female.
>>33969034>What is it like?White, a bit pinkish, six inches long, five inches around, circumcised.>>33969045No.
>>33969041Nothing
>>33969045Mno i will destroy it and or die trying
>>33969048Bedrotting or NEETing?
>>33969042I'm tall, and handsome, and smart, and young. And I can buy you nice things in moderation if you ask nicely.
>>33969032Purrhaps
>>33969046say you go on vacation and you want to share photos with people you know. thats what instagram literally was designed for.
>>33969053define tall, handsome, smart, and young
>>33968998>WC3, AoE2, and C&CMarry me? How old are you and what race are you?>>33969040Considering that’s where the available dating pool is, yes
>>33969053how young?
>>33969005I do play a lot of grand strategy too. Civ, Total War, HoI, Crusader Kings, Europa. Just RTS is my favorite because of the skill curve.>>33969006Yeah, but I got a good discount on it. >>33969017Sadly, I know. Starcraft was really bad about it. >>33969024Maybe, but I am fully invested in using it as much as possible. I work from home and would like a change of scenery. So I can pack up my camper and get away for a week or more whenever I want.
>>33969046Nta.My friends would post pics and tag eachother after every outing... In the end I made an account so we could post stories together
>>33969059>>33969061Goo goo ga ga.
>>33969045Yes, fiction is better than reality.
>>339690596'3, symmetrical face, 22
How should I react if a girl on a dating app tells me that she will lick my balls like her dog licks her pussy?
>>33969045F. Maybe after my future baby is all grown up and I have nobody left to take care of.
>>33969068Offer to spitroast the dog
>>33969056>say you go on vacation and you want to share photos with people you knowyou can do that through a text groupchat, or email, or facetime, or in person
>>33969067what about smart
>>33969068If her being a zoophile isn't a turn off then with gratitude and a little ego, enjoy double teaming her with the dog.
>>33969068make her your wife
>>33969071or instagramwhy are you so hung up on it
>>33969052NTAWhat is the difference ?
>>33969072My lexicon is more robust by a few deviations than the average person. And I read a lot of books.
>>33969062Have you played EU5 already?
>>33969068ghost her unironically
>>33969077I get where he's coming from. Having to interact at all with a social media platform just to keep up with people I know personally is very annoying and often just feels a bit impersonal.
>>33969080I was asking if that's what she's doing now.
>>33969077I'm not. I made an assertion and you challenged it, so naturally I responded.
>>33969032I think they're real.Be sincere about yourself, meet as many people as possible, don't be scared of making a fool of yourself and getting hurt.
Femanons, how are your boobies today?
>>33969081nta but genuine lol at the way you chose to phrase this
Why do people call my girlfriend annoying when she goes on long conspiracy theory monologues about how Bill Gates and other rich people are trying to enslave and kill the population
>>33969089compared to any other kind of digital communication?
>>33969096Thanks. I'll add funny to the list.
>>33969100Normalcattle dont want to hear the truth
>>33969102Compared to a phone call, SMS or a group chat, yes.
>>33969100people who are socially inept enough to talk about conspiracy theories to normies are usually autistic and annoying
>>33969082No, I had it on my wishlist but haven't bought it yet.
>>33969104Add self-aware while you're at it.
>>33969109Probably a good idea to wait a bit longer. It is very fun but also very buggy
>>33968899>...gets gravely injured before anything gets seriousShit, dude, you might actually be cursed.
>>33969116I think that too It makes me miserable. I just want to be happy
I’ve been training my glutes with explosive hip thrusts and kettlebell swings and deadlifts so I can plap anyone and anything into the ground.
>>33969069Are you pregnant?
I'm trying to make a dating profile and all my best photos are so ugly. I don't want to be represented like this I don't live in Instagram world I don't know how to make myself sound or look good in this format
>>33969110No, that's lame. Trust me, women don't care about that.
>>33969129Laptop webcam pictures. Everyone looks ugly in phone pictures.
>>33969132Alright, singleton who's eight years younger than me.
>>33969081forget i asked just work on having a fuckable body
>>33969132How about humble? You're very humble, so you should advertise that you're humble.
>>33969070>>33969075>>33969076>>33969083Maybe she's just joking. How can I subtly ask her if she fucks with her dog?
Femanons, I’m feeling very handsome today. Would you rather see a photo of me or the turd that I just took after eating my brunch?
>>33969138He should put perceptive and clever on there too.
>>33969137I'm pretty fit. Only been working out like 8 months so definitely room for improvement, but I'm getting there.
>>33969139"That was a joke about the dog, right? I just want to be sure you don't have ligma."
>>33969138being humble is only an attractive quality if you have everything else, no one's attracted to the humbleness of an unemployed manlet with a beer gut
>>33969141both
>>33969151>LIVE TURD REACTION:
do tall women assume most short guys into them want femdom?
Girls, I have a latex allergy. Is no condom okay?
>>33969121>I think that tooThat's not a productive way of thinking.
>>33969081You remind me of a guy I know who said "preaching to the tabernacle" out loud once because it sounded smart to him
>>33969157there are latex free condoms
>>33969151>femanon’s about to witness the nasty turds chad will drop in her apartment bathroom
Women, would you ban circumcision?
>>33969164Yes, I would replace it with full penis removal so that men stop raping us
>>33969157There are latex free condoms if that's the main issue.>>33969164I'd ban it as an elective surgery for infants.
>>33969168That's very racist of you to say anon.
>>33969168actually that wouldnt do anything you'd need to remove the balls
>>33969094Sad, as usual.>>33969125Not that I know of. But it's possible, I guess.
>>33969179>Sad, as usual.How sad are they?
>>33969159If I'm cursed how else should I think
>>33969164Yes
Millennial cock > zoomer cock
>>33969160that does sound pretty smart to be fair
>>33969185I have already answered you.
>>33969187Facts.
>>33969184They've been this way ever since puberty hit. Flat, weird, uggo nips, etc. So pretty sad.
>>33969139My man, that can only ever be a joke if it’s a follow-up, she knows that you already know she has a type of humor, and you were the one to bring up the topic first.
>>33969175>>33969186Why?Do you prefer uncut?
>>33969154That or performative "I'm so manly, I'm into the opposite of femdom! There's nothing more manly than a manly man felling a tall woman like he cut down a great tree or he conquered a worthy foe, just you watch!!!"
>>33969188no it doesn't
>>33969188That does sound pretty smart to be *circus.
>>33969187Zoomer pussy > millennial pussy
>>33969187>>33969193Moid hands. Sorry you missed the boat, have fun looking back at all the time you wasted when you turn 45 in a few years
>>33969196No. I just prefer children to not have their genitals mutilated.
>>33969187Ok but just know that gen alpha will feel the same way about us zoomGODS in 10 years
>>33969194I doubt they're that weird. How could nips possibly be uggo?
>>33969164>>33969196Bro this is your second circumcision talk today, find something new to obsess over.
>>33969188No it doesn’t. What they did was take a common phrase and change it to try to make themself look smarter and clever, and fail.
>>33969192What did you say
>>33969213You're just jealous of his robust lexicon.
Islam is wrong about most things, but it's right about women.
Need this in my life.https://x.com/mikuricherry/status/1992049873231978766
GenderWould you swipe on someone who only has "silly" photos?
>>33969209Pepperoni nips are.
>racist white girl likes me, a (light skinned) brown man againWhy are you alt right girls like this? It's not different than the alt right white guys obsessed with latinas
>born in a poor dysfunctional family>never did drugs/alcohol>focused on education to escape>majored in engineering, did masters>have 6 figure job>gymmaxxed>have some interesting hobbiesI worked a lot on myself but now I am 29 and never dated.I don't have a requirement of a 18 year old virgin like incels. I would prefer to date someone my age or ideally 1-2 years older, but Idk if it's too late for me to date these women because they seem to all want someone who has had a dating history.I have no good reason for why I never dated. I never pursued or asked a girl out. I never really used dating apps, I don't drink so I don't go to bars. I just felt I needed to focus on myself and now that I am confidently in a good place I realize I am kind of old.
>>33969219Big nips on small boobs are great.Boobs in general are usually great.
>>33969220she's a pickme whore. avoid
>>33969218MI don't use any of those apps, but if their bio sounded interesting and the silly photos were actually funny to me, I'd be interested.I'd pass if it was just surface level quirk chungus stuff.
>>33969218F. Maybe?One guy I really liked only had silly pics on his instagram, and I thought it was endearing.
>>33969217God fucking DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>33969139of course it is a joke are you stupid
>>33969187We will all end at the same retirement home
>>33969215I'm very verboten and I've been tested with a high intransigence. How do I get women to appreciate my rooibos lexapro?
>>33969214Scroll up.
>>33969221>because they seem to all want someone who has had a dating history.Whatever man. Women don’t give a shit. All they care about is if the man takes the lead.
What would you think If a guy has only pictures with his dog on his IG or tinder or whatever?
>>33969201this is cope.late Millennial pussy mogsThere is this whole generation of women ages 28-33 that are hotter than every zoomer chick and have lower body counts and highly educated but men are writing them off because of their age. zoomer girls want to be trophy wives. millennial women may be feminists but this is better than low iq trophy wife wannabes.>t. zoomer male
>>33969235Based, I love dogs and men who love their dog.
my fantasy of finding a woman with the same sensibility as me and the same interests and the same sexual innocence is never gonna happen will it?
>>33969231The air must get a bit thin past six feet.
>>33969197i hate being short :(wish i was normal so i didn't have to deal with that bs. can't fucking win.
>>33969237>i want a feminist mommyYou do you, i guess.
>>33969237To each their own. I'm happy to trade.I'm surprised I've recently become interested in zoomers, honestly. I've only ever dated women who were a year or two older than me in the past.
>>33969239The interests in question? Dark Souls and pedophile anime.
>>33969221what kind of engineering
>>33969239Just date yourself if that’s what you’re looking for.
>>33969197so the best thing to have success with tall women is is to be normal
>>33969247what's wrong with dark souls?
>>33969237It's no wonder your generation's women are losing interest in you guys.
>>33969240You say:The air must get a bit thin past six feet.I say:The atmosphere must get a bit anorexic past six lower extremities.
>>33969239why would you want someone the same as you
>>33969254The best thing to have success with tall women is to be even taller.
>>33969259>anorexicHOT
>>33969263well thats not necessarily possible
>>33969212Why am I getting strays? I just asked a question
>>33969259"My lexicon is more robust by a few deviations than the average person" is so goddamn funny ahaha
>>33969262Validation.
>>33969267you're dragging it mate, it wasn't that funny
Is it normal for a guy to call you out for being nervous on a first date?
>>33969268i dont get that. just because someone doesnt share the same interests as you doesnt mean they cant validate them , or vice versa.
>>33969269I must inform you with doleful solemnity that it was indeed that funny
>>33969254No, it’s by recognizing that girls are still girls, and all girls are insecure,
>>33969262it's a pretty common trend, people feel comfortable with whats familar to themnot just with interests but there are lots of studies that show people want to date someone that is similar to them in appearance as well
>>33969270unironically ask r/dating or something. nobody here dates
>>33969270Seems kinda weird. Not something I would do, but I'm quite socially reserved myself so it might just be a sympathy thing.
GenderWould you date a gender bender version of yourself (same personality and looks)?
>>33969272I agree, except when a person hates their own traits, seeing opposite traits in someone close to them can reinforce that hatred.
where can i find alt asian gf
>>33969238but what if he is a loser with no friends
Women, would you let your bf take artistic nudes of you?
I really, really, really should have gotten tested for diabetes/pre diabetes before when I still had health insurance.
>>33969280MYes but only if it was subtle and not like uncanny
>>33969280Probably I think I would look hot as a girl
>>33969269It was indeed quite a rambunctiously blustering claim which elicited brobdingnagian quantities of mirth.
>>33969270It depends if he was actually calling you out or if he did it like rocky balboa.
>>33969285Fantastic, even better.>>33969280F. No. I need someone different from me, plus a short man with big booba does not sound great.
need to lick some chiseled abs like those goats scavenging for salt off the side of a cliff
A nut is a nut.
>>33969280MHell no. I need someone a little less silly and hardheaded than me.I also think my future children would benefit greatly from having two different but readily cooperative role models to look up to.
>>33969295that is a sin, god doesn't like that
>>33969295Those goats also like to lick urine. Is that you, hmmm, is that you?
>>33969292>if he did it like rocky balboa?
Culture War Status Update:Whites still undecided if they are Christian or PaganWhites still undecided if pork is Aryan or if the Levantines were onto something
>>33969302In the movie, he was straight up telling adrian how shy he is and doesn’t talk much, but it didn’t bother him and he took up the slack.
Gender Have you ever dabbled in astrology or similar newage stuff?Would you date a witch/wiccan/wizard whatever?
>>33969307rocky is such a cute love story
Need cute and slightly overweight British gf who works at a chippy
>>33969307No he was telling me how quiet I am and that I should speak up, stuff like that
>>33969209Wide, bumpy, dark innies.
>>33969311>Gender F>Have you ever dabbled in astrology or similar newage stuff?No. I had a friend in high school who was really into astrology but I never cared much.>Would you date a witch/wiccan/wizard whatever?No.
>>33969295Expecting a guy to have chiseled abs is one of the most unrealistic expectations women have.
>>33969319wdym just stop eating bro
>>33969300i plead the 5th
>>33969257dont care. im 27 so I am older genz. I have only dated millennial women. The one time i have a genz girl a chance she pulled out a vape after the date. ghosted her after that.
>>33969196My preferences shouldn't matter in the face of genital mutilation.
>>33969311M, not really. I own a tarot deck. No, I wouldn't date anybody that into it.
>>33969248Undergrad in chemical, masters in computer.I work in a field that is a combination of both.
>>33969314It really just depends. It could have been encouragement, his own nervousness, etc. i wouldn’t read too much into it unless he seemed frustrated or angry.
>>33969247what's wrong with pedophile anime?
>>33969315Sounds good to me tbqh.
>>33969319I get 0 women but I have never not had abs. Even when I bulked from 130 lbs to 170 in like 2 years, I always had visible abs (went from like 6-8 pack to 4 pack though)its insane to me how guys can't stay lean. I eat mcdonalds like everyday too
Where do I find arthoe gf?
>>33969326>own a tarot deckThat's coolDo you do readings or is it more like a collection/art thing?
How do Murder Carnivals and Murder Circuses even find their victims for the clowns to kill? It's not like there are a lot of survivors from the laughing gas attacks, horn honks, or being pulled into a clown car and violently clowned upon. The only survivors are usually people the clowns rape, tickle, torture, fuck, and toy with. And it's not like they're going to give rave reviews. So why do people keep on going to these carnivals of death and three-ring circuses of torture?
>>33969333At a chippy in north Manchester
>>33969217Her hair looks really unhealthy
>>33969332>its insane to me how guys can't stay leanI can, I just don't want to. Having a little bit of fat is better. Healthier, comfier, stronger on lifts, not victim weight, et cetera.Besides, women care more about arms than abs anyway.
>>33969332post abs or fake
>>33969280FA male version of me would have a huge dick but be a one pump chump. So probably not.
>>33969332>I get 0 women but I have never not had abs.Classic gay guy.
>>33969341this
>>33969343>A male version of me would have a huge dickWhy do you believe this? You could have the microdick gene and not even know it.
>>33968668How do I find a tomboy gf?
>>33969343I don’t know what to make of this comment.
>>33969311M>Have you ever dabbled in astrology or similar newage stuff?Yes. Astrology, tarot, Solomonic magic, Enochian magic, chaos magic, Hermeticism and Rosicrucianism.>Would you date a witch/wiccan/wizard whatever?No.https://youtu.be/vRVQD4FKPrY
>>33969346Most of the men in my family are well endowed. I doubt I would be the exception.
>>33969343What is the female equivalent you claim here? You have a chronically wet pussy and you don't last long?
Anybody else wanna join me in having a fruit liquor while watching some idiots play board games on Youtube?
If you could be born again as the opposite sex (but had to lose all the progress made in this life), would you jump on the opportunity or nah?
>>33969350How do you know that...
>>33969350>Most of the men in my family are well endowed.Why would you know that.>>33969351lol
>>33969344kek>>33969341i posted before on soc atoga. not gonna do it now to get banned on /adv/ for self posting>>33969340>Healthier, comfier, stronger on lifts, not victim weight, et cetera.none of this is true and its all cope.All your lifts improve massively the more lean you are and the stronger your core is.If you are a serious lifter you know this. Being about 10-12% bf is ideal for men.
>>33969347bouldering gym
Women, do you have a male friend for weaponized advice regarding men?I realized how useful it as a man to have a female friend to give me weaponized advice about relationships and women.
>>33969351I have pronounced secondary sexual characteristics.
>>33969357>your lifts improve massively the more lean you areyeah that's why powerlifters are all 8% bodyfat and not 250+ pounds, good one bro
>>33969361Not really. I only ask advice regarding men to my dad, I don't trust any other man to have my best interest in mind lol
>>33969221How are your looks? Are you tall and white?
>>33969355>>33969356Small house
>>33969319I am a woman and I have faint abs.The thought of dating a man without visible abs is impossible for me.
MenWhy not just get a girlfriend with a body like this? The slightly above average type.
This is my type of woman. How common are they?
>>33969358The only girl i ever met that was into rock climbing was an absolute freak.
>>33969365Makes sense. Speaking as a guy, 100% of us want some variation of getting into your pants, whether it's just sleeping with you, dating you long term, or something else. But it always involves being more than a friend. So we'll just say whatever to get you to like us more.
>>33969352Can't drink, upset tummy :(
>>33969357You are 170lbs so you aren't a "serious lifter"
>>33969367I am white but average height (5'10-11)I'd say I am pretty mid looks wise. Prob 5.5-6/10prob ltn to mtn
>>33969373Are you saying that pejoratively?https://youtu.be/a4_vNINiFl8
>>33969370>slightly above averageSlim with huge tits isn't "slightly above average".
>>33969377I bench 225 4x8, squat 315 4x8, and ohp 4x8post your lifts fatty. I've only been working out for like a year too. Started with not being able to squat 135.
>>33969377He could be like 5'2
>>33969383Those are huge? What? lol.
State gender.Short of actual gay sex, what is the most homosexual behavior you have ever done?
>>33969386Look at you, shooting fish in a barrel.
>>33969387F. I cuddled with a couple of my friends.
>>33969382I was basically asking her limits, and she told me that when my cock is not shoved down her throat i should be choking her,
>>33969377And you have ex-bodybuilder fat that makes you look like Freakenstein's Monster.
>>33969387MMy friend kissed me on the cheek once. I have no idea why. He's also not my friend anymore.
>>33969387MBeing a big fan of Revolutionary Girl Utena.
>>33969349>AstrologyI never see posts about it anymore... Do you think they'll come back?
>>33969280MYeah, in a heartbeat. I've even fantasized about it a couple times. I'm not entirely sure why, even. I don't think I've got any of those psychotic self-centered disorders (at least, I hope I don't). I guess I just... really want to take somebody with all of my own hangups and my own bad habits and tell her everything's going to be okay, that I'm here and willing to do anything for her, that I want to help her get over herself and make it clear that she's desired. And I want to feel all that love and support repaid in kind. I want to be able to know exactly what's on her mind, to be utter equals, sharing every thought, ambition, and desire. To share in our histories and creations. To be capable of everything together, to push, to challenge, to race each other and learn and grow. It also helps that I'm not bad looking kek. God, my chest tightens so much it hurts when I think about it, knowing I might never see a relationship like that.
>>33969387MShown a pic of my penis to gay guys on the internet.
>>33969377Anyone over 200 lbs that is shorter than 6'2 is fatexception: steroids users
>>33969395Also unironically my favorite classic generation anime (M) despite its basic premise that all men are either pdf-files, rapers, nice guys, or sexist pigs who get away with it when they're attractive enough
As I get older, the more I realize how many monstrous people exist. The average person still is atleast decent, they just keep to themselves but the amount of monsters you'll meet in your life who think they're in the right is staggering.
>>33969387MI went to gay bar with a bunch guys (also straight)
>>33969400Okay? That wasn't the point being discussed
>>33969387Mtouched tongue tips in pre k
>>33969403theyre all m*n
>Astrology Would femanons date a Leo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Cancer Mercury, Leo Venus, Leo Mars?
I am tired of being horny.
>>33969411I'm pretty sure my mom is leo sun scorpio moon and she's based. So yes.
>>33969325It's not really mutilation
>>33969412m or F?
>>33969410Mostly, but I’ve met a couple of truly, sincerely monstrous women. One of them was my dad’s second wife.
tall boots so hot
>>33969397Gawd damn, I could've written this verbatim.You're not alone in that feeling anon.
>>33969416Male. I don’t want casual sex but do want to get laid, and I’m single.
Women, do you actually believe in astrology nonsense?
>>33969423No.
>>33969415Yes, it is.
>>33969422just jerk off and horny feeling is gone
>>33969387FSigh... My time to shine.My last close female friendship basically ended cause we were acting like partners instead... Jealousy and headaches included
>>33969414What do you like about your mom?
>>33969427It’s unfulfilling. It doesn’t scratch the itch.
>>33969428Probs for the best. The beatings start pretty early on.
>>33969428How was the sexo?
>>33969428Just stop leading your friends on
>>33969432do u want raunchy porno sex or passionate romantic sex?
>>33969387MMutual masturbation
>>33969411I like Leos, so why not
>>33969428Why you gotta make things so complicated?
>>33969436The latter, obviously. I don’t like porn.
>>33969428>weOr just you?
>>33969397This sounds really sweet anon, wishing you the best
>>33969438>I like LeosWhy?
Someone asked me why I didn't have any intimate relationships growing up during secondary school and it was kind of hard to explain you can't really have formed relationships when you were assigned a minder (kind of like a probation officer for autists to make sure you don't act too autistic) who followed you around school and watched your every move to protect the other kids.
>>33969384>Started with not being able to squat 135.There's absolutely no fucking way. Were you in a coma?
>>33969410Well I'm a guy, and at that. I've lived a mostly "dirty" life rather than a wealthy, clean one so my environments have been vast majority male with very little women and in my experience I concur simply because I've encountered more evil men than women though. My schizophrenic mom is the most evil I've been exposed to in a woman though. She was truly diabolical all whilst painting herself as a victim throughout.
>>3396942350/100. Looking for patterns is fun, but it's not something to be taken too seriously... In the end individuals will act according to their will, not the trajectory of some stars and planets
>>33969394Cute I wish you guys were still friends
>>33969452I don't. He was a drug addict who used to break in to peoples cars.
>>33969410Lol the average woman is so casually evil it's actually scary. The only reason why men commit more crime than women is because women voted to make all their crime legal , such as murdering babies or extortion (divorce court).
State GenderDo you have periods of sexual activity?MLike, I'm still in my late 20s, and some months I want to fuck anything with a hole, and other months I'm like, "sex? not interested".
>>33969454Oh nevermind I hope he dies
>>33969452Begone fujo
>>33969387FI keep my keys on a carabiner. But other lesbians think I'm a top because I wear it on the left side.
>>33969456>Do you have periodsMNo.
>>33969456fyeah, absolutely it usually corresponds with my general feeling about existence
>>33969459I used to live near a gay bar where their biweekly lesbian night was called Steel Carabiner lol. I once told a woman I thought she was a lesbionic because she had a steel carabiner tattoo and she was like no, I just liked the design!
>>33969446and who's fault was that?
>>33969456FNoI only have sex if I'm in love and even then it's rare
>>33969429She's hopelessly devoted to her family, she self sacrifices without thinking twice for us and never makes us feel bad for it. She loves wholeheartedly, even if quietly, and she is loyal to a fault. She's hardworking, smart, and takes a lot of pride on doing things right. She will get things done, no matter what. She's really funny and silly. She has a strong sense of self respect, she tolerates absolutely zero bullshit and she's direct and sincere in all her interactions. The best woman I know by a country mile. Truly lucky that she's my mom.
>>33969456MI hooked up with a friend once, ten years ago. It made things weird.The only other times I’ve been sexually active were during long-term relationships. I’ve been celibate for six years since I haven’t been dating.
>>33969459Oh you're the korrasami poster.Someone accused me of being you because I was posting a lot of misandryI am straight tho
>>33969459You really can't quit us, can you?
>>33969464That bitch was gay af. No shot she didn't eat pussy like she was dying and there was a second chance in there.
is a rotten soul a prerequisite for casual sex?
>>33969471>misandryThat's more goth girl coded
>>33969445According to the stereotype they're optimistic, generous and lightheartedness (but pretty sensitive underneath the façade)I wouldn't mind having someone fun around
>>33969387F. Used to kiss a friend at bars for mals attention before I realized I was bi. I thought that the sexual excitement was purely from the guys watching.
>>33969468What's the biggest thing she's sacrificed?
>>33969471Don't post any Indian hate. It's the only thing that ever gets me banned.
>>33969478:)
>>33969475not at all
>>33969468Literally me tbqh
>>33969485Plap
>>33969311M>Have you ever dabbled in astrology or similar new age stuff?Nope, and I don't intend to start anytime soon. Closest I ever got was writing some runes down on paper and keeping it since I was little, and attempting to summon a succubus using the /x/ guide when I was a teenager.>Would you date a witch/wiccan/wizard whatever?I already have, like, three? Four separate times, I've dated practicing witches and pagans? One of those was the product of e-dating. And I almost dated a fifth. They're fucking EVERYWHERE.
>>33969486Are you short, bald, fat, or all three?
>>33969479>>33969486not enough
>>33969482I get banned for shitting on Israel. Janny must be a Hinjew
If I'm laying on my back and a girl is laying on her stomach between my legs sucking my dick, is it considered acceptable to ask her to stick her feet in the air?
Femanons, do you try to wear clothes that very obviously do not fucking fit? Lmao
Would women date this guy?
>>33969491None.>>33969492I could never hate them enough.
>>33969463>it usually corresponds with my general feeling about existenceMe too. Like, what am I even doing? What do I want to do? Why, instead of doing the stuff I must do, I'm drowning in cheap dopamine?
>>33969494no
how to prey on inexperienced jaded older men
>>33969497No. I wouldn’t…
>>33969493I also get banned for shitting on Israel and Zionists.
>>33969495Wearing jeans that are one size too small has been my goto since highschool.
>>33969491He got his balls busted by a dominatrix, and no longer produces enough testosterone as a result.
>>33969502be pretty and make them feel special
You’re out of touch
>>33969510I’m out of time
>>33969508what would make them feel special
>>33969494If she’s really into you and bubbly, if you tell her how cute she is it might happen naturally.
>>33969481She dedicated years of her life taking care of her sick family members, often by herself. I was a very sick child and she spent months taking care of me, sleeping next to nothing, driving me to doctor appointments, sleeping in the hospital with me. Had to leave behind her career and her life here to be in the hospital with me while I received care.
>>33969510*deprived of touch
>>33969502For money, or sport?
>>33969500>Why, instead of doing the stuff I must do, I'm drowning in cheap dopamine?probably because you don't have enough hope or energy anymore to keep on keeping on, which is also what I think kills libido because your body sees no point in trying to get you to breed if you're exhausted and hopeless that things will ever get better and you'll have fun existing again at some point
>>33969497The fact you posted his data here probably means he's in jail
>>33969495No, I wear clothes 2 sizes too big because I'm too autistic to wear anything tight.
>>33969512But I’m out of my head when you’re not around
>>33969503Dang. Why not?
>>33969497>Libra moon>Pisces risingOmg hiiii
>>33969507lmao
>>33969518for sport that lasts until his death
>>33969466At the time I thought it was mine. But as an adult I realize the school system was fucked up and the moment a kid got diagnosed with Autism Disorder they were treated like a future criminal who needed to be contained.
>>33969521Nope, those are my own placements.
>>33969510>>33969512>>33969523https://youtu.be/9WylGHX4Hg8
>>33969502How are they jaded without experience?
What do you even talk about with a woman on a first date? You're just eating dinner with a stranger, that seems weird.
Moids, your external locus of control is showing
>>33969481Her virginity (to me)
>>33969514make them feel like you approve of who they are when they are being themselves, be interested in finding out who they would be if they stopped performing, make them feel like you're excited about them being them as if you've found a diamond in the rough that nobody else was able to see for what they are or could be, make them feel good about being them for once
>>33969536Whatever you want. As long as both of you find the topic interesting, free to talk about it.
>>33969537hate it when that happens
>>33969537What does that mean?
>>33969528Damn, a black widow femanon.
>>33969515Do girls want to be told they're cute while sucking dick?
Women, imagine you've been dating a guy for 2, maybe 3 years, and then you hear a rumor that he's either a groomer, a pdf-file, a sexual harasser or a raper. Do you take the allegations seriously? Do you remain in the relationship? What's your next course of action?
>>33969526Hi hello. What does the rest of my stuff mean
>>33969536This is why I'd never date a complete stranger. Oh wait, the men I know don't want to date me either
>>33969459How'd the wedding go btw?
>>33969552Investigate
>>33968668m or f, and what do you think the other sex finds hurtful from your sex?
>>33969529it was definitely yours because an autism diagnosis does in no way correlate with teachers thinking you are a danger if you haven't actually displayed any tendencies to be one, so stop feeling sorry for yourself and take some responsibility for the fact you were a little shit that needed to be kept on a tight leash and not a poor victim
>>33969556How? Especially if the accusations were either never taken to court or below the threshold of prosecutability, and you're mainly hearing this through social media rumors?
>>33969549I don't see the issue
>>33969557MI doubt they appreciate how many of us lie and feign enthusiasm just to get in their pants.
>>33969557MThat I'm not dating them.
>>33969557M, they find hurtful that so many men are incels/misogynists/sexists, rapists, sex harassers/perverts/predators, mansplainers, and abusers.
>>33969537I know the guy for you >>33969081
>>33969468Is she or was she a Stacy popular with guys? Scorpio Moons are very love or hate.
I need sex. I need to touch a woman's butt.
>>33969552depends on literally everything else surrounding this story, from my gut feeling to his character and my experiences with him
The average man is noticeably kinder than the average woman, but the top 10% most pure hearted women will always be infinitely kinder than the top 10% most pure hearted men.
>>33969558You are a hateful person and deserve all the hurt that's coming your way
>>33969566They've brought it upon themselves. Shouldn't have been so horrible.
>>33969560You know nothing about my circumstances, asshole. It absolutely does correlate with teachers thinking you're a danger in a podunk backwoods school system where anyone determined as Special Needs is pre-crimed as a radioactive monster.
>>33969552Depends on my gut feeling, but depending on the allegation I'd take it seriously enough to investigate a little bit.Where does the rumor come from? Who is the alleged victim? Does it make sense given what I know about him and his general behavior?Also, I'd look into his computer/phone, I have all his passwords.
>>33969520>you don't have enough hope or energyI think it's an energy thing; I'm overworked af right now. I can't leave my work because I have bills to pay, but it's killing me and eating all my energy. Maybe I should just go to prison for a vacation.
>>33969558nice>>33969563>>33969564lol, anons got triggered hard
>>33969572>deserve all the hurtHis balls certainly hurt when she busted them
>>33969569Same, specifically the butt of a woman I’m in love with.
>>33969566Self hatred won't get you a girlfriend anon. Neither will buzzwords you got off twitter.
>>33969557MI think a lot of it is fear. Men are just naturally bigger and physically stronger than women, they also tend to be more aggressive. A woman has no physical recourse against a man and I think a lot of that fear turns into anger and resentment.
>>33969575NTA I know a woman who has kind of a business partnership with her husband and she's aware of rumors that at a previous place where he lived he flirted with a 16-17 year old and waited for her to turn 18 before he started dating and fucking her. A lot of people shun him for it but she will defend him tooth and nail when anyone brings it up.
>>33969568No. She was always a huge tomboy so a lot of men didn't like her much. My dad is her first boyfriend, and even my dad had to fight very hard to convince her to date him. My dad is pretty Chaddy tho.
>>33969572You maim me then tell me I deserve it when I speak of your woeful actions. Women are truly wretched.
>>33969572>deserve all the hurt that's coming your wayso, he was right then….
>>33969582NTA. It got me a cute misandrist gf :3
>>33969574sure, keep telling yourself that, nothing is ever your fault, right? you're just a pure little angel that got fucked over by everyone, basically a saintin fact, they should make a holiday devoted to celebrate and honor your outstanding and superior perfection and flawlessness
>>33969561Checking his phone his hard drive etc
>>33969374>>33969365eeeeeeeehhhh I'd say more like 85-95% of guys. It's not ALWAYS gonna be at the forefront of our minds, but if a man sees a chance, you can reliably bet on him taking it.
>>33969589Lair.
>>33969533>Pisces ASCDo you look younger than your age?Anyways, yea sure Libra mars is also supposed to be very patient and diplomatic
>>33969582What the fuck makes you think my objective is getting a girlfriend on an anonymous shitpost website where I have no intention of interacting with anyone else here offline? Are you mentally special?
>>33969594No
>>33969576>go to prison for a vacationsounds nice in theory but I fear reality would just be even more draining - maybe hiding innawoods might be the better option
>>33969596You'll be fine.
>>33969585Some women are actually just demons from hell and deserve to die simply because they have no self respect
>>33969591So you're trying to exhaust me with trolling, got it. If you don't "emote" correctly like if you don't laugh at a joke because you think it's stupid, you get diagnosed with autism and treated like a serial killer. How fucking hard is that for you to understand?
>>33969597Post some text messages you had with her or something.
>>33969600>someAll women are demons.
>>33969587M'lady hath wounded ye?
I'm horny!
Women are literally so fucking scary. Everytime I talk to a woman I start shaking because the chances of me talking to an actual baby murderer is super high.
>>33969601how fucking hard is it for your micro brain to understand the rules of society and play along for your own gains? maybe it wasn't autism but being slow in the brain all along and we all know how dangerous tard rage and strength can get
Women, would you give me a chance?
>>33969605Short for da horn reapah, I'm chums wit da dungeon keepa
>>33969607Okay, now I know you're trolling. Enjoy your Egg McMuffin and have a nice day.
>>33969606I wish I could perform an abortion whilst forcing you to watch clockwork orange style, then make you eat it
The moid cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>33969610>anything that doesn't play into my victim complex is trolling truly a mystery why nobody wants to touch your penis
>>33969602I doubt she'd approve. You'd probably just say they're fake anyway.
>>33969595>Do you look younger than your age?I do. I’m 30 and don’t quite look it.>Libra mars is also supposed to be very patient and diplomaticSounds right, at the risk of tooting my own horn.
>>33969614foid*
Why do so many women demand the right to be able to kill their own babies?
>>33969608most likely not, sorry
>>33969612Deranged female brain
>>33969620Because all women are evil. They're so fucking evil.
>>33969620it isn't about the right to kill my babies, it's about the right to kill your baby if you somehow manage to get that creature into my womb by trickery or force it's basically the right to perform a much needed exorcism for the greater good of all of humanity
>>33969626Cause' imma chud
>>33969626>'CAUSE I'M A CHUDhttps://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
I need to marry someone and get her pregnant.
>>33969620Probably for the same reason men think supporting their own children is "divorce rape" or something equally retarded
>>33969621calm down nativeschizo
>>33969629>my babies>your babyThere's no difference
Hey women, what's going on here? Like is this...is this what we do now? Is this what you consider a hobby?
>>33969629So you admit it's a baby?
>>33969636I don't think it is. I'm just against killing babies.
>>33969609There may be a day when I look up whatever the fuck this is. It won't be this year, at least.
>>33969640Does this mean women finally like red hair?
>>33969640Women actually read stuff like this.
>>33969640Lol The covers always crack me up
>>33969638yes there is, my babies are the ones I want to have in my womb and happily give birth to and lovingly raise, your babies are the ones that are like a parasite, a disease, even if they would genetically be half mine, they were never meant to be brought into existence, they are like cancer growth
NO FUCKING FORESKIN, I WISH I HAD FORESKIN
>>33969642Then stop making their mothers miserable
>>33969620You're too stupid to understand.
>>33969647The extremely subtle phallic milk jug is fucking hilarious
>>33969644I recommend you don't 2bh. I only post it so it gets out of my head faster.
>>33969623What would change that to a “most likely yes”?
>>33969645Time to cowmaxxx anon
>>33969641shut up baby
Is it even possible to get a girl interested in you if you are a quiet guy that doesn't talk much about himself?
>>33969652I don't.
>>33969421thanks, man; I hope you find what we're looking for, it'd be a shame for you to keep looking forever.
>>33969652I can kill my baby if my life is less than perfect. Is this woman logic?
>>33969640You're the only person itt who's read this shit.
>>33969640I am only just now noticing that this is a sort of Pluto and Goofy situation
>>33969658You gonna kill me, mommy?
>>33969656no idea, I know absolutely nothing about you, so I couldn't possibly guess what your deal breaking gimmicks are
>>33969650I'm 6'5" so you'd happily raise any children I give you
>>33969663No, that's just you being a retard.
>>33969653What IQ specifically do you need to understand the intellectual merit in killing your own children?
RIP Andy junior.
>>33969659There’s a type for everyone.
>be me>a 32 y.o. man>some people think i'm 20>some people think i'm a womanShould I do something with it?
>>33969671Who?
>>33969666yes, you're going to a better place, as indicated by your trips>>33969668hilarious
>>33969670Wrong question.
>>33969676iykyk
>>33969673Tell Casca to run
>>33969663You are cruel and out of touch, saying this as a prolifer. You have no right to speak, your opinion is worthless and you are harming innocent people with your hateful attitude
>>33969659Sure if she's extroverted (introvert x introvert doesn't work because the man never asks out the girl, and the girl is too shy) AND you have had "forced" prolonged contact with each other. Like growing up and going to school in the same small town.
>>33969673yeah, take a shortcut and just hang yourself right away, this way you can avoid the years of slow, painful and unavoidable tranny decline
>>33969520oof, you described me
>>33969425It doesn't make the dick unusable
>>33969677It's true, and you know it. (I'm not white, either).
men, can i borrow your soldering iron real quick
>>33969687True, but it’s still ritualistic genital mutilation.
>>33969686not surprising but unfortunate
>>33969685>trannyi'm a man, no hrt, no surgery
>>33969683>You have no right to speakI quite literally do.>You are harming innocent peopleNegligibly in comparison to the killing of innocent children in the womb.
I'm a ChudI hate womenWhat do they want from meThey all must leave
>>33969687You can still hear if your outer ear gets cut off, is that not mutilation?
Women if you had a baby and the husband said no to circumcision would you be okay with that?
>>33969689disgusting, don't respond to me ever again
I should be hanging out with a woman who’s wearing one of my shirts right now.
>>33969659Tfw no green eyed girlfailure gf
>thread is full of seething incel-troons yet againYou creatures have strange fetishes kek
>>33969699Of course they wouldn't. They're getting turned on just by the thought of making their child suffer great anguish.
>>33969690you can borrow mine, no need to ask the moids
>>33969700*breeds you*
All women should lose breathing privileges. Seriously.
>>33969699I would never procreate with a pro-circumcision "man", so this hypothetical is nonsense
>>33969612The point of the ludovico technique was to install disgust in alex, this doesn't work because men find abortion disgusting already dumdum
>>33969704>if you hate women and their behaviour you're an incel and a troon because... YOU JUST ARE, OKAY?????
>>33969677If he really is 6'5, I don't see how you could stop him.
>>33969706Handy women are hot
Why are women acting like 99% of abortions aren't from pregnancies that happened due to consensual sex they had with a Chad but then they realized he wasn't going to take care of it so they used abortion to fix their mistake (that would have never happened if they were just chaste in the first place)? This idea of women needing abortion because an ugly dysgenic man raped her is a meme.
>>33969710tough luck, you've already lost getting what you want privileges earlier itt
>>33969699I was the first one to say no to it.
>>33969715I could solder your pee hole shut
>>33969706thanks sis, no thanks to the useless men of this thread
>>33969667I’m 6’5, make music, play video games, and sculpt. I read sometimes too
GenderDo you read manga/comics/comic strips?What's your last read and would you recommend it?
If I lose everything else, at least I still have my foreskin
>>33969603I;m not/. Im very nice
>>33969714thats where you're wrong kiddo>>33969712I was referring to the strapped to a chair and forcefully keeping anons eyes open part, not the whole dynamic
>>33969721Promise?
>>33969694You're genuinely one of the most horrible and unkind people I've talked to in these threads, I have nothing more to say to you. And what I find particularly vile is that you use innocent children as a shield for your hatred against women
>>33969723But you're brown
>>33969524Because he’s retarded as fuck for the astrology shit. Psychotic even.
>>33969727I'll use my krav maga self defense courses
I uncritically support zero restriction abortions and full reproductive rights for women of color only.
>>33969723good for you, how come all the guys itt suddenly are giants? a bit suspicious to be honest what are you sculpting? lewded lolis?
I dream of a not-evil woman, but that's all it's ever going to be.
>>33969711>>33969720What if I'm circumcised tho? Is that an issue?
>>33969724F, new Spy x Family chapter today
>>33969729You'll be ok.
M/FHave you ever read/written Fanfiction?
>>33969555Very well. It was a small event, but the weather was great, the food was great, everything went off without a hitch. Wish my grandma could have been there because she was the first person I came out to, but it was perfect besides that.
>>33969721No you can't, you could only cauterize it.
>>33969714It will be consensual. She will lose herself in passion.
>Fall in love with an alcoholic woman I met in rehab>We reciprocate our love with each other right away, and it grows to an emotional level in ways I never knew existed(holy shit it's for real this time)>She's way smarter than me, intellectually and emotionally. Funny as shit and very interesting too>Is incredibly mature and believes in sobriety over anything else , is an overall AMAZING person I adore and admire with every inch of my being>Becomes long distance by like an hour and a half because rehab doesn't last forever obviously>Argument happens six days ago because I have a fear of abandonment and was a jerk one night(she had left me on read for three hours and I was very selfish and assumed it had something to do with me)>She forgives me the next morning, says it's not the end of things and that she can't hold onto things forever>Things still aren't the same since>She hasn't called or responded to any of my messages for the past two days(no I haven't panicked and called her a gorrilion times or been like "fuck you I guess you don't care about my feelings")Because that's how the last argument started. I've unironically remained calm and been like>I'll try calling in the morning, hope everything is okay. When you're ready to talk I'm here.So. Do you think I'm fucked? Or do I need to add a lot more detail or? Would never say this to her in a million lifetimes but I will unironically kill myself if she breaks up with me because>1. She is quite literally a one in a million woman that most men have never had the privilege to meet2.if I was able to pull someone like her and lose her in less than three months that means I'll never get another chance/ it means I fucked up worse than I ever have in my lifeThoughts?
>>33969558You can be fucking serious with all of you males constantly hating women so much that you fags want us dead. Fo kill yourself and record it.
>>33969722np baby girl>>33969728yeah, I'll use 60/40 tin-lead solder with zinc-chloride based flux
>>33969557FBeing overlooked or treated as if they don't deserve love just because they don't meet a woman's standards.
>>33969732He doesn’t actually believe in it fwiw.
>>33969741Oh I will. This entire post was for your own benefit. You will realise it soon.
>>33969737MYou are the evil one
>>33969748Nonsense.
>>33969742FYes, I started off writing fanfiction in the early 2000's but got bullied by a bunch of middle-aged women who didn't like Romione.
>>33969755Proof?
>>33969739NTAHow can you even enjoy it? I liked the first season of the anime, but when the second season was coming soon, I heard that the main characters still hadn't uncovered any of each other's secrets even in the most recent chapters of the manga. So literally fucking nothing is happening, then? I fucking despise unchanging status quos and I don't know how anyone tolerates them.
>>33969757>RomioneWhat's that?
>>33969733I'll use a MG-42, dw
>>33969537XD
>>33969742MYeah, for lewd reasons. I didn't stick with it for long.
>>33969724MYes, extremely often.Today I read Echoes of the Reverse Planet. It was good.
>>33969757Oof. Sorry to hear that. Fandoms are always a bit of a mixed bag... That's also why I prefer not to interact with them
>>33969760NTAShipping Ron and Hermione from Harry Potter, dumbass.
>>33969758Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>33969738no, not really>>33969744good enough, or I'll use copper foil first
>>33969747>Thoughts?ABC always be cool
>>33969759I like the family fluff, plus the story has actually started picking up in the manga
>>33969724fno
ladieshow would you feel if a man wrote a character in a novel based on you?
Working is modern day slavery. I want to quit so fucking much, but if I do, I won't have money for anything.
>>33969782It would depend on the character.
>>33969730No, I’m white>>33969736I like sculpting fictional creatures that I draw out, sometimes I make gargoyles too
CBTAnon got banned?
>>33969781Awesome.What do you do then.
>>33969775Still wouldn't work, probably. I've had two vasectomies, and if this second one doesn't work either, then I'm clearly just immune to cauterization. I must have a healing factor like Wolverine.
>>33969758projecting onto women, treating them as Women Inc. likely denying the objectively greater innate evil of men, hanging out here when you hate or think all women are evil
>>33969767Did you publish them? I've never been able to write nsfw, makes me almost uncomfortable to describe in detail stuff like that...
>>33969786like Katherine in Stoner (a muse essentially, if you're not familiar)
>>33969772>>33969760Why don't hags like the canon romance?
>>33969736It's the same guys advertising themselves repeatedly.
>>33969768The cover looks cool, what is it about?
>>33969788Which posts were his?
>>33969747basically you've made her realize that you'll be a burden to deal with and now she has lost all enthusiasm and feels drained and exhausted just thinking about interacting with you since it now comes with the realization that you'll depend on her for fulfillment (which you confirm by saying you'll kys if she's gone), which is a huge weight on her shoulders and too much for someone that's already struggling with addiction on her own this is why dating is only for the mentally healthy
>>33969792> likely denying the objectively greater innate evil of menYou're just being a simp. They won't have sex with you just because you defend them, by the way.
>>33969803Women hate spam
>>33969164>>33969699You're still obsessing over this? Find a new fixation, bro.
>>33969790only one way to find out
>>33969779If you like the fluff, I guess that makes sense. So much of the tension/excitement is from the "what if the characters figure each other out" aspect, and that's completely fucking worthless if the series has been going on for literally several years and they still haven't.
>>33969742FUsed to read a lot of mpreg
>>33969789learning things about art restoration and shitpostingyou?
>>33969794I think I posted them publicly, yeah. It's been decades.
Oh I am so going to die one day.
>>33969736Why would us manlets advertise our height? We're hoping you'll forget about it, lol.
>>33969821Yes…like some sort of entropic entity
>>33969782Sounds cool, I'd hope she doesn't have a tragic end tho
>>33969787what medium?
>>33969788Who is that?
Can the attractive men please post their faces in the rate thread on /soc/, thank you
>>33969792
>>33969827Woman hate spammer
>>33969798A homewrecker?
>>33969822sure, but there seems to be an unusual accumulation of extremely tall anons lately, which seems suspicious it feels like now that being six foot has become the absolute minimum, guys have started to say they are even taller to still try to stand out
>>33969787Dick size?
>>33969802A Korean guy got trapped in an MMORPG reality, which is basically Korea but with magic, returned from it, and is now uncovering the secrets of what happened + aura farming.
>>33969828No, I don't want to. That would be weird.
>>33969832bro Katherine was not a homewrecker, the fuckthat home was ruined far before she came along in the story
>>33969830Putting the W in Women
Why is he called that?
>>33969833>it feels like now that being six foot has become the absolute minimumKek, tell me about it.
>>33969814Thats kinda funny. I've never been able to get into the whole abo dynamic cause it felt too unrealistic...
>>33969838No weirder than telling femanons to post their tits
>>33969811I'll learn whether my second vasectomy worked by the end of January. Be sure to hold onto a hot soldering iron 24/7 until then, just in case.
>>33969844There's so much more out there
>>33969841Who is called what?
>>33969833Survivorship bias. Short anons won't talk about their height, tall anons bring it up whenever they get the chance.Also, people lie.
>>33969837is it better than solo leveling or samey?
>>33969841he gets off to being humiliated and abused by mean girls, so he posts rage bait to get insulting and angry responses whilst stroking his penis, which is why anons call him CBTanon, since he has a thing for getting his balls busted by angry foids
>>33969818Are you actually working as an art restorer or is this just a long winded way of "I watch Baumgartner restoration videos" all day.
>>33969849My stupid ass forgot to reply to >>33969831Where does the CBT come from?
>>33969846no need to wait, soldering it shut will just add to the effect either wax
>>33969806lets look at the stats for crime, empathy studies, effect of testosterone on behavior, history of women's rights under men, male behavior in war, glorification of violence and crime in male produced media, rates of serial killers, school shooters, the unemployed (despite how weak and incapable women are)meanwhile oh no women like stupid lattes and won't fuck you :( the horror>>33969830if muh heckin' bortionmurder was your only criteria there are greater than 0 women against it
>>33969837I see, it's an isekai with a twinge of mystery
Thank you God for abortion.
>>33969853I dom't do any of those things. Stop calumnying me. You are a filthy liar and have imputed a false name upon me.
If you're getting "divorce raped" in 2025 you probably deserved it. Prenups exist, women are financially independent, spousal support is becoming obsolete. If a court ordered you to pay, it's because you fucked up.
>>33969742F.I fancied myself an "author" when I was like 16 to 20 years old.Wrote about half a dozen super super cringeworthy fanfictions.>I published one on a fanfic site I cant even remember the name of or my "pen-name">thank god my 16 year old shame is lost to time>I even drew pictures for it in deviantart and linked the accounts>which I have deletedMostly about anime that was popular at the time, like Naruto and Bleach. One I wrote about Berserk where I selfinserted myself as isekai in Caska's body, and loved and cared for Guts as he deserved.And now that I am 30+ I have only read fanfics, not written them. But I daydream about selfinsert to Supernatural universe to date Sam Winchester.
>>33969841CBT means cock and ball torture, which he's consensually engaged in in the past. Anons are amused by the irony of a misogyny poster being interested in female domination.
>>33969854>I watch Baumgartner restoration videosyeah, basically this, maybe some day it will come in handy if I ever get into a position where I am presented with the task of restoring a painting you got any painting that need extremely unprofessional restoration?
You can stop posting anytime
>>33969839Realistically, she was a crutch he used to avoid actually being a decent husband and father. That book honestly pisses me off a little bit.>>33969859Maybe kill yourself next time
>>33969863> I selfinserted myself as isekai in Caska's body, and loved and cared for Guts as he deserved.Based>NarutoWhich characters?
>>33969851Another flavor of it, but I like this one more. There are still only 13 chapters translated, so it could easily get worse.
>>33969862>Prenups existYeah but how do you talk someone into a prenup when it's basically making a "so what if this doesn't work out?" Best solution I've heard so far was "the prenup simply states whoever initiates the divorce loses everything"
>>33969724MN, not really.
>>33969857I'll acknowledge that men occupy the apex of negative behaviour when you acknowledge that they also occupy the apex of benevolent behaviour.Men are the ones committing rape, murder, et cetera. Men are also the ones risking their lives to put the ones committing rape, murder, et cetera, in prison and keep them their.
>>33969865Why do normalfags fight truth with blatant lies?
>>33969859ew, wtf is that >>33969861silence and spread your legs
>>33969742Most mods are fanfiction so yeah
>>33969863Based. I wrote some Bleach fanfics, but they were mostly Yoruichi and Urahara. They were the first smut I wrote after seeing one of the doujins and thinking how out of character they were in it.
Going to name my lab grown son Lucifer or Bob
>>33969640
>>33969867so can you
>>33969876Explode, bitch.
>>33969742F both, but I've only ever uploaded one short story.
>>33969863>selfinsert to SupernaturalSo real
>>33969881I’m not posting, kinda impossible when I have to read “so basically they are le drained haha” 20 times in an hour
>>33969875I was there when you volunteered the information.
>>33969879why not Bobcifer? >>33969882make me
There's a girl who lives above me who I've hung out with a couple of times. Last time we met she gave me some cake she baked in return for a hammer and nails so I thought about messaging her "hey, do you want to bake something together?". Is this too forward?I think she thinks I'm gay.
>>33969863Do you know all the words and sing along when Kansas comes on the radio?
>>33969887No proof of that ever happening. I am not a tripfags so anyone can impersonate me.
>>33969886you can leave at any time
>>33969892Why are you ban evading?
>>33969893Nooo I’m so drained I must keep lurking aha
>>33969890that will just reinforce her suspicion
>>33969888I like the way you think. Samcifer will be his name.
>>33969826Epoxy and polymer. I use sculptcrete for anything outdoors>>339698346 and a half inches. I’ve been told it’s thick, it looks thick in there mornings especially
>>33969871Men are the gatekeepers of relationships, so you don't need to talk them into it you just make it clear no prenup = no marriage (not that prenups are that good either)
>>33969895y so triggered
>>33969897Name him Spraynard
>>33969896wtfthis is just because I visited her in pink chinos and my hammer was covered in flowers
>>33969890Borrow something she has, and then return it with a tray of cookies you baked. Tell her that now you're "even", and you have an in for the topic of baking together.
>>33969897nice, send me an announcement card when they day has come
what happened to the 6'5 starcraft 2 anon
>>33969879No, Lucifer is taken (my husbando)
>great-grandfather confessed on his deathbed in 1995 to murdering his first child when the kid was three>he brought a couple of frogs into the house and my great-grandfather was so enraged that he beat him to death>the death was able to be covered up because it was 1929 and only he and Grandma knew the truthPretty rad, I love dark family lore. The story's also really metal because it's so old. I love old shit for real dude.>your gender>do you like learning dark cool badass shit from your family's past
>>33969874kinda solving a problem you created isn't benevolent, it's the minimum, or less than the minimum actually
>>33969905you could ask her if she's show you how to make that cake she gave you last time because you liked it so muchshe'll feel flattered and it gives you a good reason for why you two should bake something together
>>33969902I actually like Samcifer. >>33969907I will. >>33969909:0
>>33969855It's explained here >>33969865
>>33969900NtaGetting a man to marry you is the only easiest thing in the world wtf, all my sister's and cousins did it, some managed to pull it off twice
>>33969908"Just be tall" wins again. Every other StarCraft 2 player in this thread might as well be DEAD.
>>33969640Shit, nigger don't even STARTFuckin normalfaggot
>>33969742MI used to read Evangelion fanfics as a teen and wrote one myself, it got alright reviews.I love writing ERP, does that count too?
>>33969901Stupid question
>>33969916A lot of guys are just delusional and think there's no chance the relationship could go sour. But if they wanted a prenup it's not much of a fight since women want marriage more than men
are women turned on by homophobia, if not what about homophobia but only towards gay men
>>33969911>men are a hivemind of collective responsiblity, if one man does something terrible, all men are repsonsible for itweapons grade autism, genuinely
>>33969910fI do, apparently my great-great-grandfather made my great-great-grandmother go crazy and she was locked in an asylum and one day he visited her and when he left she was dead in her room and nobody gave enough of a shit to report it or do anything about it
>>33969869I had a massive crush on Kakashi Hatake when I was young. So, I wrote about him and how he finds a kunoichi from an unknown village and falls in love.>>33969878I mostly wrote cringy things about how white(the hollow) took over ichigo, and protects the sweet and innocent orihime.>>33969885Glad I'm not alone.>>33969891You bet I would sing it the loudest.
>>33969921Kinda, yes... It probably does I've never role-played desu
>>33969738No.
>>33969892>No proof of that ever happeningAre you sure? Shall I check the archives?
>>33969910No, what kind of fag shit is this
>>33969866Maybe some day
>>33969922stupider answer
>>33969906Fucking hell, so you’re suggestion is for him to act exactly the same as the woman did….and this is supposed to dispel the idea that he’s gay?
>>339699261800s foid btfo
>>33969932you know where to find me
>>33969931uhh idk dude could you explain and shit instead of just being a fag
>>33969938>haha it’s so cool that my family member killed a child lol lmao
>>33969935pretty sure she came back to haunt him and put a curse on him so who's really coming out on top here
>>33969927>crush on Kakashi HatakeWhite haired senseis stay winning
>>33969910State gender.Do you think Yamaha makes Puar transform so they can have sex with each other?
>>33969924I don't support LGBTs but I also don't like horrible men.
>>33969942fnot a single clue wtf you're yapping about
>>33969863>But I daydream about selfinsert to Supernatural universe to date Sam Winchester.Even as a guy I had thought about being another Winchester brother, because Dean and Sam are just so awesome. lolOr maybe one of the side characters who doesn't get into too much trouble, but still gets to hang out with them every now and then...>>33969928You should give it a try with a partner, it's incredibly stimulating.And if you don't have a partner, maybe find somebody on r/DirtyPenpals.
>>33969933Idk what you expected but talking to you is a complete waste of time so have fun
>>33969942*Yamcha, not Yamaha. Thanks phone.
>>33969927>crush on KakashiBased. There are certainly more alarming choices
>>33969943why is it only horrible when men do it
>>33969910The US government did all sorts of weird experiments on black soldiers during WW2, most famously the Tuskegee Airman Experiments. My grandfather was lucky in that the only thing they tested on him was a shampoo that made him bald for the rest of his life.
>>33969924no, it's fine to have an instinctual aversion to unnatural behavior but making it your whole personality and having to constantly make it a thing is insanely cringe
>>33969939Yeah it's pretty badass and dark and shit. Also the kid would be 99 so he'd probably be dead by now anyway so it's cool.
>>33969944The Japanese cartoon characters in that image
>>33969946I never asked you to talk to me
>>33969952Yeah you’re an edgy fag
>>33969945>another Winchester brother,You'd just end up in the cage
>>33969950men will come up with the wildest stories just to not feel like genetic failure for being bald, lol
>>33969949I interpreted "homophobic" as "someone who goes out of their way to hate gay people".
>>33969951what if he never brought it up except when in the presense of a homosexual man
>>33969960LOL
>>33969953good for you, or sorry that happened
>>33969961what about a man who is walking and then gets asked out by a gay man and he responds fuck off fag
>>33969742I wrote a really brief, really shitty Halo fanfiction once, posted right next to a bunch of my original stories about mechs and sci-fi explorers dying in freak accidents.
>>33969962thats the dumbest moment to bring it up
>>33969961Why would anyone need to go out of their way to hate fags?
>>33969640Big, flared monster cock is cool. You can't deny that. If a single toy of it didn't cost like 200 bucks, I'd have half a dozen of them.
>>33969960lolBut no, all my uncles have full heads of hair in their 60's and so did all of my grandpa's brothers. My family has good hair genetics. Also we're black so going bald isn't really that big of a deal.
>>33969966>original storiesSounds nice
>>33969960God makes you bleed out your uterine lining every month. Your species is a genetic non-starter.
>>33969924Is that when your eyes are different colors?
Thinking about getting a Beretta 92FS.
>>33969910Uhh, I've got some actual badass family lore, not some dude beating his poor kid to death. Tf.
>>33969975reddit gun
>>33969978All guns are reddit
>>33969978What handgun do you recommend?
>>33969975They’re very nice guns. Consider the PX4 Storm as well.
>>33969973>Your species is a genetic non-starterI have some bad news for you, human- anon
>>33969980the 1911
>>33969970What would you even use them for?
>>33969983That’s even more reddit
>>33969975Never a big fan of Beretta.I was going to replace my AR with an HK A4 before realizing they're over $4k.
>>33969974Kek
I think it would feel good try to wrap my small, soft hands around a large, hot, violently throbbing dick
>>33969980obrez
>>33969983Oh, you’re trolling.
>>33969988It would probably feel good on my reasonably large and thick cock as well
>>33969970Flares are stupid. Knots are where it's at.t. Not a white woman
>>33969981how about the cx4 storm
>>33969993if youre going to carry a full size handgun you might as well get something with actual stopping power
>>33969973spotted the baldcel >>33969971so did they put acid on his scalp to burn off the hair follicles or what? this makes zero sense
>>33970000Why not the 2011 then?
>>33969955You responded, smart guy
>>33969999NTA, but I would only ever buy one in 40 S&W.
>>33969986Not a fan of their shotguns either?
>>33969477I am not really goth. I am preppy horse girl
>>33970009you can stop responding at any time
>>33969984For toys I can't actually use for penetration, I just play with them in other ways.>>33969996There's a BD toy with a flare AND a knot. If you get the smallest size, it's even usable and not just for show. It's pretty good.
>>33970002I'm not bald lmao
>>33970003i dont think its worth it. lots of double stack 1911s seems to have magazine problems, compatibility, reliability, etc. 7+1/ 8+1 is enough
Women aren't worth talking to.
>>33970002He didn't know what was in it, as far as I know it didn't hurt but all of his hair follicles were dead in a few months.
>>33970000I don’t think getting shot with 9mm feels very good. Pretty sure it’s enough
>the incels have woken up
>>33970021why not 22lr then
LOL! LOL! LOL!
>>33970016sure sure>>33970020sounds like bs to me but then again, I also haven't worked in unit 731
Any genderIf a gf asks me what I think of her art, and I'm a bit of an artist myself, but she's more famous, does she want honest, cold critique or supportive encouragement? Whatever you say, chat, I'll try it with her.
Why do they always have to make something up about me?
>>33970030i think youre are great :)
>>33970025Just a little too dinky. I think the lowest I’d go is .38 special
>>33970013Do you like preppy guys?
>>33970029you're her bf, you should know her well enough to be able to answer that, we have absolutely zero way of knowing what kind of person she is
do women like to smell men's balls
>>33970029I think it's not bad, but there're many amateurish errors, btw
>>33970034Why are you making things up about her?
>>33970014Yeah, you’re right
Can't believe he didn't swipe right on me just because I'm ugly. asshole
Seems like Beretta is the clear winner.
>>33970011Their sporting shotguns are great, but it's hard to justify the price. For home defense, I would definitely go elsewhere. I could buy several Remington 870's for the same price as a 1301.>>33970015>it's even usableThey're all usable if you're not a coward.>>33970029Think of the 80/20 rule. For every four compliments, think of a fair criticism.
Why do main chase tail when the proverb should apply to women more?
>>33970000if you can be accurate and hit vital areas, it won't matter :)i like 9mm because it's easier to control and cheaper to go to the range. also more rounds.
>>33970039>you should know her well enoughThe problem is, she's a little schizo, and half the time I don't understand her thoughts. But she's cute.
>>33970057My main is an orc warlock though
>>33970060Genuinely diagnosed with something?
atoga i have to sing this song for class. rate my singing?https://voca.ro/17ITDoTYOiyQ
Femanons, are you hydrated?
>>33970065With schizophrenia
>>33970066Terrible quality and a male voice....
>>33969975F.I only have two guns.CZ Sharp-Tail 16-Gauge Shotgun with a custom stock.AndTikka t1x 22 lr.I used to go hunting with my dad for upland game birds.Admittedly I mostly just picked bucketfuls of blueberries, but I sometimes shot a bird too.I am proud about the guns I have though, and owning them.
>>33970069It’s rule 1. Rule fucking 1.
>>33970066
>>33970069Well then good luck.Do you plan to have kids?
how do I get really good at eating pussy?
>>33970045I think about sniffing the shaft quite often.
>>33970079Ask your local Chink restaurant how they cook them
>>33970079Watch that video with Sunny Lane and Nina Hartley.
>>33970075>>33970070changed to airpods input. ur thoughts? i have to keep going until i do it okay enoughhttps://voca.ro/17AUdygcZMpv
>>33970082do you prefer freshly showered or a bit of musk
why do foids want a real dick when they have access to all the dildos they want
>>33970079Suck on the clit a bit, swish it around with your tongue. Give it a light, bare little nibble if you're feeling brave. Learn the sensitive spots, including bare skin.
>>33970088Same reason I want pussy instead of a fleshlight
>>33970086Both. Variety is the spice of life, after all
>>33970088Dumbass question
>>33970079Dontits a shit test
>>33970090some guy told me to spread my tongue out flat and literally lick from top to bottomis that like a retarded meme or does it actually work?
What gets men hard over text without photos
>>33970092thats not a good equivalentyou dont see guys complaining en masse that women dont fuck right or cant make them cumgirls online constantly complain that guys are bad at sex, so wouldnt a dildo be preferable
I want to eat a femanon’s pussy.
>>33970078>Do you plan to have kids?Not really. I don't think we would get married. We both don't care about this stuff and just enjoy our lives.
>>33970090>Give it a light, bare little nibble if you're feeling braveNot if it’s exposed.
>>33970088I like my man, and having sex with him, and his dick.
>>33970093are you okay with drinking piss from a cute guy
>>33970090>Suck on the clit a bit,Do what now?
>>33970098poetry
>>33970098Love, affection, the sensation of being desired
>>33970098just affection really
>>33970098her talking about stuff she wants to do to me or have me do to her workednot just something she wants to be done to her, but making it a point that it has to be ME
>>33970098Three specific words
>>33970102Somebody with a serious mental issue usually benefits greatly from having stability.Kids are probably not a good idea though.
>>33970106No, cum and sweat are fine but not piss.
>>33970117but what about variety being the spice of life
>>33970098Hard ERP.Be a fucking slut for me.Audios are great too.
I'm convinced these women who don't want to swallow for their boyfriends just aren't attracted to them
Women how many eggs do you have left?
>>33970120Keep your piss to yourself
>>33970098Hearing what you want to do with me
I should probably play more piano so I don't scare the hoes away when I say I make music and then it's all just black and death metal
>>33970108Did I fucking stutter, Anon? It's pretty much a penis, minus the shaft, and you gotta suck on it, bob your head up and down like a whore; don't you think that would earn you at least a wiggle or a gasp?
>>33970098When you said it should have been you instead, and you said something to the effect of “when you fuck me”
>>33970125what if a guy drank a lot of water beforehand so his piss was almost like water, he was the hottest guy you met, and he bought you a steak before going back to his place
>>33970132And where exactly am I supposed to find this supposed "clit"?
Women would you kill me if you had the chance?
>>33970100Please no.
>>33970137Underneath a hood, above the vaginal opening
>>33970136Are you that hot?
>>33970124I eat about 2 eggs a day, one for breakfast as scrambled and one for lunch as boiled in my sandwich.I heard eggs are healthier than cold cut meats or meat products like bologna. so I am trying this out.The carton has 2 left. Thanks for the reminder. I need more eggs.
>>33970140is this reverse psychology?
meatball hoagie for dinner
>>33970137Bright pink button that sticks out of the top of the vagina spot???? Sometimes the [B]ul[B]a is 2 puffy to see past, gotta part those curtains first.
>>33970140You’re safe. I’m thinking of an anonymous femanonBut I hope you’re having a lovely evening all the same, catposter
>>33970038I like guys that dress well and are chivalrous and Atticus-finch coded. I didn't like most of the misogynistic men I went to school with who just dressed in the school uniform. I also hate maga and rw men.
>>33970145Ew i'm sure your farts smell disgusting
>>33970140nta but we should go to a red sox game together next season.
>>33970116Well, she doesn’t know anything about marriage and has no one to invite to it. I don’t know anything about marriage and have no one to invite to it either. And just doing it without a ceremony… I don’t know, is there even any meaning to it?
>>33970151pink pussy is best pussy :)
>>33970145Mmmmm i'm sure your farts smell disgusting
>>33968776you femoids dye your hair anyway
>>33970144I think so
>>33970132>It's pretty much a penisbros, is having sex with women gay?I am thinking yeah
>>33970154They do. My farts could straight up kill the asthmatic.I am unsure if its all the curd I eat with supplement powders, the eggs, or the other supplements I eat. Or is it the combination of it all.
>>33970168I’m so gay that I want to get gay married to a woman, homosexually, and get her gay pregnant (aka fpreg)
>>33968776Hot. hotter if youre under 32. wifey material lowkmaking me want to marry you and have kids
Manhands
do women like a man who wears corpse paint 24/7?
>>33970175I’ve two of them
>>33970152I’m still exhausted from work yesterday. Probably going to do cardio workout on the treadmill tomorrow to burn before turkey day comes.
Oh fuck you guys. I made the massive mistake of accepting one of my coworkers flirtations and flirting back with her, i gave her my number, she immediately wasted no time jumping to literally begging me to let her come over for sex immediately, i was not prepared for that.Now, i have masturbated, post nut clarity, and i want nothing to do with any of this. What the heck do I do?! Shes texting me right now about wanting to cuddle. Work is gonna be so awkward now.
>>33970184Why specifically do you want nothing to do with thisWhat you do now depends strongly on your answer
>>33970184just tell her you got so exited by the thought of being with her you jacked off and came, and then offer to eat her pussy and cuddle, women like the idea of being desired often more than sex
>>33970184>Now, i have masturbated, post nut clarity, and i want nothing to do with any of this.lmao
>>33970190based misreader anon
>>33970184Why are men such teases?
>>33970184thanks for informing us bro, i'll add it to a greentext wall of things that never happened
>>33970194Kek
>>33970179Turkey day doesnt come here.I am on chicken breast, steamed broccoli, cauliflower and carrot diet with milk curd + supplement powders and eggs diet to be able to tank food during christmas to keep any semblence of a waistline.
>>33970194Because not enough women rape us systemically in such a way that makes us learn what teasing is or isn't. The solution is we need more women rapists!
>>33970079Sorry. Trade secret.
>>33970205Sounds like you just want nuclear farts.
>>33970079Listen to what she wants. Don’t suck or lick the clit too hard.Tease her a lot before you actually start eating her pussy. Kiss and suck on her inner thighs before you get to the clit.Lock eyes with her the whole time. Maybe hold her hands and squeeze her ass. Make her feel very desirable.
why has no one written a pussy-eating manual?
>>33970184>I NEED SEX SO BAD>OH NO A GIRL WANTS TO OFFER ME SEX, I'M GOING INSANE SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS!!!
>>33970188I mean, she’s nice, but she’s really stupid and like the only thing i want from her is sex. And for one, she’s trying to rush into this sex but like, i would want her to have some tests showing she has no STDs, but idk how to ask for that without sounding rude.Also, i know after i bust I won’t wanna sit there and cuddle and be all relationshippy. Which might make things more awkward at work i the long run.
>>33970217"pussy only matters when you aren't getting any"
>>33970184don't masturbate for several days, then meet up with her and have sex.Don't sleep on no fap.
>>33970224I don’t get why other men jack off before they even look in a woman’s direction.
>>33970220Yeah you're fucked tbqh. It is GOING to be awkward. If this wasn't a colleague you could nut n run but you're fucked lmao
>>33970216They have. Nina Hartley's book goes into detail on it. It's where I learned. You learn small things with individual partners, tho.https://a.co/d/1U91nk6
I'm going to see panchiko live next year :)
Lesbian conversion sex with korra poster
>>33970228If you’re a man, never listen to women for advice on sex.
>>33970230I'm not up to her sexual standards. I would rather just play video games together.
Women i finally put the sheet on my bed. Are you proud of me?
>>33970207>>33970228Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>33970232"Never listen to a chef on advice how to cook."My advice actual comes with good reviews.https://archived.moe/adv/thread/33099102/#33101290
>>33970055>They're all usable if you're not a cowardYou don't want to start shit, bitch. Not everyone is blessed with a fucking cave to go spelunking in.
>>33970228I was more so meaning like a good faith book written by someone in a monogamous marriage, because they statistically have the best sex lives. Would rather not take the word of a degenerate pornstar.
>>33970226I don't get it either. I swear women can tell. I feel like not masturbating gives you some sex appeal and swagger. Combine that with exercise for added effects.
>>33970237Because unlike you, I actually have something/someone worth living for.
>>33970217This is why women are against men watching porn or jerking off at all. When you don't jerk off, you're looking for the closest hole to stick your dick into, but after the post-nut clarity comes the understanding:>Wait, this is actually a shit idea, I don't want it.
>>33970238Women are the ones who say that the vast majority of women can’t orgasm vaginally. They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
>>33970243Beating your girlfriend?
I'm a girl who was into another girl, and she was sort of into me too for a while. We were "friends" but slightly more than that. Then she went and got a boyfriend. She still wanted to be "friends". Then I got a boyfriend, and she cut off contact. Skip ahead a year and she admits she's upset we aren't together-together. I ask hypothetically if that means she wants us to break up with our boyfriends and date each other. She says no. I say good, because I like my man a lot. Then, while taking a shower this morning, I realized the reason she's upset is because she misses the attention I was previously giving her.I'm starting to think incel men might be right about us. >>33970235Is it a clean sheet? >>33970230Korra was my gateway drug to liking girls. That and old Sharon Stone movies
>>33970242>I swear women can tell.>I feel like not masturbating gives you some sex appeal and swagger.That’s exactly what I think.Women, what do you think?
>>33970243Do you really, though?
>>33970249Does your boyfriend know about this or are you a terrible person?
>>33968874No. Pretty sure you don't have plastic ones.
>>33970242>I swear women can tell.I can tell you straight up we smell semen. So if you're going to jerk it, you'd better shower and clean your house
>>33968881Not any your age, likely.
>Really good sense of smell>Very sensitive to Styrofoam/Styrotex noises>Sensitive to textures of clothGuys, am i fucking autistic?
>>33970254He knows she exists and that we had a thing going before me and him met. He knows everything, basically.
>>33968918I'd reciprocate if it was him. Otherwise I'll treat it like a bomb. By throwing it at my neighbors house first.
>>33970241I'm not going to trust a scientist whose sample size was one person. Why would I take advice on sex from two people that have only ever had sex with each other?>>33970246Ah, yes. Tell me how you're better suited to understand how a woman orgasms than she is.>>33970247Beating my *WIFE>>33970253Yeah, beating my wife, apparently.
>>33970260well that's really concerning because I'm 19
>>33968966It was an accident.
PLAP
>>33970261The cloth texture thing is the most autistic thing here, but we don’t have enough info otherwise.That horrible squeaky sound that styrofoam can make is like nails on a chalkboard to me, and I don’t have autism.
>>33970235Good boy.>>33970205I can’t touch the carrot casserole this year as my grandmother is bringing it to dinner. I’ve seen her bring month old cakes for birthdays and the like. Mine was a month of this year I had a rumbly tumbmy for the next two days.I need to get the annual turkey day bingo card ready.
>>33970267>gay marriage in 2025hahahaha
>>33969011>tfw I dated a guy that looked like that and he's dead now
>>33970275>marriage in 2025Only 30% of 18-40 y/os have one
Sorry, I'm ESL. Does sex educator mean a whore?
>>33970261I hate it too anon. Do you want me to keep your club seat warm?
I can't really see myself being attracted to an IRL woman for more than fifteen minutes, but I'd like the company. Ignore how hopelessly autistic this sounds and answer this: Do you think there are semi-attractive women who'd actually want to be sort of a "sidekick" to whatever thing I'm up to? She'd be like a bro but pleasant to look at
>>33969032Not monogamously
>>33970282Make friends with a lesbian
It's giving cunt energy, sis.
>>33970279Traditionally, no. This day and age, yes.
>>33970267>my wifeTwo women can't be married. The institution of marriage is between a man and a woman, the secular ceremony is just a dumb aping of the real thing.
>>33969094I think my tits are chafing from being in a pushup bra all day and bouncing around.
>>33970261If you're autistic, so am I. And we're right.
>>33970272>but we don’t have enough info otherwiseI love rough textures, hate smooth textures. I can't stand silk.>>33970281>Do you want me to keep your club seat warm?wdym?
>>33970289don't do that...
>>33970267>Ah, yes. Tell me how you're better suited to understand how a woman orgasms than she is.Because women don’t understand their own bodies. And if you’re expecting a literal whore to educate you on the experience of the common woman, the you’re fucking retarded. Here’s a primer: unless there is catastrophic nerve damage, every single woman can orgasm vaginally, every single woman can squirt, hell if you get them in the right headspace they can cum by squeezing on nothing,
>>33970285dykes are annoying and dress like ass, but maybe.
>>33970300>dress like asslol they really do, what the fuck is up with that
>Femanons suffer from a chronic lack of dick inside themHow do we solve this crisis?
>>33970300Fuck you, my fits are immaculate
>>33970308no idea
>>33970308I’ll take one for the team.
>>33970292In case you ever want to get a diagnosis.
>>33970308I'm doing my best, bro.
>>33970307>what the fuck is up with thatntaThey are trying too hard to be men
>>33970308My boyfriend literally chose football and video games over fucking me. He's in the other room while I chat with you monkeys
>>33970309I promise that you look like a 12 year old boy
>>33970318They end up dressing like they’re in Smash Mouth or Limp Bizkit
>>33970309No bitch, you look like a 40 year old construction worker, the only difference is you have tits so men and women ignore it.
>>33970319Why not fuck him while he watches football and plays video games?
>>33970308You can't. I had dick in me for literal hours today and the moment he dropped me back off at my house I missed his dick. The suffering is real. I almost miss being single and being able to cope with dildos, but now that doesn't even work.
>>33970319>while I chat with you monkeysRude. You're mad at him! Why are we catching strays? :(
>>33970319Okay. I don't care. If i had a gf i would be fucking her right now, but i don't. I remain single yet these guys have gfs. No way i'm any worse than they are. I don't care when women complain about their bfs.
>>33970319He sounds based
>>33970319Ha faggot that's what you get for dating him and not me.
I need to touch a woman’s ass or I’m going to die. This isn’t funny anymore.
>>33970319>literally chose football and video games over fucking meChad wins again
>>33970320>>33970322Are you guys talking about butches or lesbians in general, because I dress femme af
>>33970324I grabbed his weiner through his shorts and he said "Quit iiiiiit" and kept playing his game
>>33970330Same, but boob instead
>>33970334What game? I need to know exactly how gay this guy is
>>33970319Would you like me to fuck you instead?
>>33970334what the fuck...why are you dating a eunuch?
>>33970331Zero sympathy when women complain about their bfs.
>>33970335It’s tight femanon ass for me. Need badly.
>foods and simps ITT literally cannot comprehend a man not giving a woman exactly what she wants when she wants itGod I hate this site sometimes.
>>33970341Same. Could have been with a bad bitch but they chose a broke boy.
>>33970334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6GuttRWGE
>>33970344Have you considered we might not be entirely serious
>>33970336Arc Raiders>>33970333Show me examples sis
How to appeal to yaoi fans without being gay?
>>33970333Oh sorry I assumed you were butch.As for femmes, you hoes either dress like /cgl/ wannabes or Taylor Swift fans.
>>33970344Perhaps you should leave.
I'm 23 and want to give up. I've been dumped by the only guy who has ever liked me and just been living through hell. Is it even worth it at this point to keep trying? I thought was going to get married and have kids within the next year and now I have start all over
>>33970351>Arc RaidersSuper duper gay
>>33970348I hate to say this is accurate.I was asking about a play because I didn't understand it and he responded by putting a pillow over my head
>>33970353have a fat ass and/or be a bishi-twink
I don't know how to date at all. I'm so screwed
>>33970360>Is it even worth it at this point to keep trying?What choice do you have?
Men, does seeing certain things here or on the internet in general make you feel bad about yourself? How can a woman help you mitigate those feelings if so? Could just words help?
>>33970294But I'm not done working yet.
>>33970366"I want to do this thing" + person you likeThen, you do the thing with them.And if they don't come, you still do the thing, so you don't miss out
>>33970249f. 30+I was into a girl too at first.I was 14, had a crush on a 18 year old girl, who was my neighbour and best friend.We had some hobbies in common, majorly, we lives very close to an old firefighter station. which had swimming facilities to train something called a "firediver"(?) anyway swimming portion of it was open to use at some hours for civilian people. Us in the neighbourhood could buy weekly passed and enjoy the two different kinds of Sauna that were in there.As I said the neighbourhood was old, and mostly old folks lived there and didnt bother with the facilities at certain hours. My friend and I would hog the saunas, sit naked in there and talk all sorts of stuff.>we would spend time in the steam sauna by the two of us>we could even choose a scented mist like eucalyptusOur conversations quit soon turned a bit sexual in there. like if we had touched any boys in any way.I honestly remember only that of the whole "girl talk", we talked about boys, and I ended up on my knees on the lower level of the Sauna and licking her pussy.That was my first sexual experience ever.
Women, do you think I should be feminized and wear dresses?
>>33970370>does seeing certain things here or on the internet in general make you feel bad about yourself?All the time. Thats what i seether about here everyday
>>33970372I don't like doing anything
>>33970359Maybe you should go fuck yourself instead.
>>33970376What specifically bothers you, and how can we help?
>>33970363Go watch whatever girlie shit you like to watch and stop bothering him. Or even better, do something just for him. Go make him a sandwich, kiss him on the cheek and tell him that you hope he has fun watching the game and come find you when he’s done.
>>33970098The idea of a woman being into them.
>>33970370I feel as though no one likes me, and women in particular hate me. Having a gf would help, yes.
>>33970370Why do foids like this pretend to give a shit about men? What's their angle?
>>33970370No.I know what my flaws are. Things on the internet make me feel bad for society. I get everyone wants a good looking person (chad/stacy) but I don't understand how people overlook their bad deeds because they are attractive. I certainly don't do this, but it seems most women do. Maybe many men do as well. I don't really see many regular guys going after really evil women. But I see the opposite happen a lot. It's like those chadfishing dating app accounts where the guy is a rapist. Or that one model mugshot that had women thirsting over him. or ted bundy etc.
>>33970374Not if you're going to be cringe about it instead of super serious.
>>33970353I'm not gay, but I masturbate exclusively to trap hentai and ts porn, is this common?
I watched the movie Die My Love a few days ago and one of the plot points is that Jennifer Lawrence is sexually frustrated because Robert Pattinson never fucks her (it's implied he's cheating while on the road for work). There's a scene in the car when they're driving home and she basically browbeats him into promising to fuck her that night, eventually demanding that he fuck her in the car the second they get home but he doesn't want to because his mom is in their house watching their baby.
>>33970351I've really been embracing my color palette (warm autumn) lately and venturing more into skirts and pants that aren't jeans or dress pants.>>33970354Hurtful, but valid.
>>33970370Sometimes. No, it's just words and they could be lying. The only thing that can mitigate that is success/interest from women. If it's woman related. The easiest way to overcome that is to completely detatch from women. To the point where you don't need them to feel good about yourself. Seems like the less you care about not having a gf or getting pussy, the better you feel and the more likely you care to be successful. Everything is so fucked nowadays that it's causing dudes to become borderline socipathic because caring makes things worse and causes more pain than not giving a fuck.The key is not hate, it's just to become indifferent to everything. Become totally comfortable without women. They're not a requirement, they're just a nice add on. It's a fucked up mentality, but it's not men's fault it's like this.
>>33970383What makes you feel like that? That seems like a deeply personal and specific takeaway from anonymous interactions.>>33970384I'm feeling intensely empathetic tonight and emotional and I want to vent it in a productive way. Sue me.>>33970386I think you're being exposed to and noticing the worst of the things you're talking about. Obviously the world isn't all like that.
>>33970378I don't see how that helps you.
>>33970380>"Men are ugly">"Men are evil">"If we could choose sexuality, no woman would choose to be attracted to men">General lack of empathy for men>"ick" cultureJust doesn't seem like anyone but gay men enjoy having men around>how can we help?idk, do you want to help?
>>33970384F. I don't care at all about m*n. I wish more of them would shut up and that the male suicide rate is accelerated.I had a great father and good brother and good bf so don't come at me at being a bitter misandrist because I had bad experiences with m*n in my life. I don't give most men irl any of my time and think the majority of them are evil.I wish more women adopted my view. It's definitely better to be single than dating most m*n.
>>33970402Right, you don't actually care about men.>What makes you feel like that?NTA but that is what the world tells the vast majority of men constantly. Women don't ever understand this, so I fully expect you to disagree, but it's the truth.
>>33970400>Dark academiaThe mocha flavor of basic fashion.Somehow combining drab and old but classless in the worst ways.Well at least it isn't /cgl/ imitations of the past.
>>33970401>>33970404This is focusing a lot on women in general. Are all your negative feelings on the internet about women? Is there anything that makes you self-reflective or insecure without the context of women?
>>33970406>>33968723
>>33970406Hey, that's interesting, I feel the same way about women. We need to help them out though, because women suck at killing themselves.
Udo Kier died... I need a woman to comfort me at this time.
>>33970400God damn it I wish I had the confidence to wear stuff like this. The thing they don't tell you about going down the goth route is that you can't really do anything but that. I'm wearing a black hoodie and a skirt like a slob. You have good taste. >>33970381The only girlie shit I watch is cooking videos on youtube. But I also watch car repair ASMR so I'm not sure what the fuck my problem is. I went back out there and harassed him again because you all were calling him gay and he straight up said he didn't want to fuck right now
>>33970402>That seems like a deeply personal and specific takeaway from anonymous interactions.It's something I feel IRL. If I had to specify, I'd say it's because no one has ever made an effort to keep in touch and women always leave me.
>>33970402>Obviously the world isn't all like that.I am not going to say I am chad, but I glowed up a lot after puberty and college. Not "all" women but it's def enough of the attractive ones that it blackpills you on society as a whole. Also the fact no one reads anymore is incredibly blackpilling to me.
>>33970402>I'm feeling intensely empathetic tonight and emotional and I want to vent it in a productive way. Sue me.>me me me me me me me
>>33970411Seems you are learning something about men today femanon...
>>33970367Giving up Death Maybe I'll find peace the sooner I accept it's not for me
>>33970344What's the point of dating if a man can't offer his dick at my beck and call?
>>33970411>Men want to feel desired>Everyone (including women): "You are not desired"Make of that what you will
>>33970410That's just how I've been dressing lately. I don't get the chance to dress warmly here in Texas, so I like to take advantage of colder weather.
>>33970416>i kept bothering him when he didn’t want to be bothered.
>>33970424Contrary to popular belief, the world is not all about women.
>>33970411No. That's why i said if it's woman related and it's more likely to be in an ATOGA thread.
>>33970413Women aren't committing 90% of violent crimes.Most women aren't ogling middle schoolers.Most women don't take creepshots of men's private areas and post them on popular websites. CP is almost exclusively male dominated audienceYeah majority of men are demonic. Majority of women are better people.
>>33970427Uhh, women want to feel desired. Men want to feel validated and approved of.
>>33970433Majority of men aren't doing those things either.
>>33970431Just say you have ED and go
>>33970417Leave you in what way?>>33970427Where are you seeing people tell you that you're personally not desired?
>>33970370I know it's corny to admit but stuff like this on the internet is very discouraging >>33970406thankfully I don't have women like this in my personal life, but the growing sentiment is very demeaning, especially because I encounter it in real life now as wellgirls at my school just will not shut up about how much they hate men and how men are disgusting and evil, so on and so onI think what would help would just be some reassurance, maybe some common sensical compassion
>>33970436I don't.
>>33970416>car repair ASMRLink?
>>33970437>Where are you seeing people tell you that you're personally not desired?>>33970404
>>33970416Strip in front of him and see what happens
>>33970444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c0axKtH2bA
>>33970438>>33970445It's so surprising to me to hear that you guys personally deal with this stuff enough for it to really shape your feelings. Like I'm very much entrenched now in the sorts of circles where I'd expect manhaters to be vocal, but I pretty much never hear it beyond very obvious memes played out for laughs. Nothing with the seriousness or frequency that it sounds like you guys have to deal with. Do men ever make you feel bad in a similar way?
Men, would you accept her offer?
>>33970453Why do you immediately pivot to men? Is it genuinely this impossible for a woman to acknowledge that her sex is capable of being cunts?
>>33970455No, I'm not interested in misandrist bimbo whores.
>>33970433Most of us don't do those things.>Most women aren't ogling middle schoolers.Especially not this. We like big boobs and bubble butts, if you haven't noticed.
>>33970456Idk why you're being so hostile. I'm asking questions to better understand what you and others are saying but you default to challenging how much I care and saying things like this. I want to understand how the internet as a whole makes guys feel and how it overlaps with how the internet has made me feel, so maybe I can find common ground and share the things that have worked for me to not feel so bad about what I read, hear, and see.
>>33970406Do you hate that women fuck terrible men all the time. The guys i know who get laid the most aren't good dudes. They're fun, but they're not good. Obviously not all women are like that, but women rewarding those men doesn't help. Feminists complain a lot about incels, virgins, etc., but those guys aren't successful, so they're already losing. Many guys succeeding aren't good dudes. It makes no sense to focus on bad dudes losing when there are bad dudes winning. It's really telling when women would rather focus on guys who can't even get laid. There are terrible dudes who get laid every day, but women would rather ignore that other women offer those dudes an supply of sex so they can whine about some dude who has never been on a date. Guys who have never hugged a girl lmao. It's ridiculous.Guys just stopped caring and stopped being more considerate. Women complain about nice guys, but they give advice that is basically be a nice guy and there's no way to prove whether he was actually nice or not. If you fail, evil nice guy! If you succeed, good guy :)Just world fallacy. Following basic female advice to a T creates more incels than any other advice ever.
>>33970429Not surprised, only steers and queers come from Texas, and you made it clear which one you are.
>>33970455No, I want to fall in love.
>>33970463NTAYou don't care and that's true for other women too. Just leave us alone.
>>33970455Can I still fuck her even if I'm not an incel?
>>33970452Oddly arousing
>>33970465MOOOO
>>33970406Hot femme fatale
>>33970307
>>33970449Probably just going to go masturbate in the shower >>33970473It's fascinating to me seeing guys go "Ah yes I will repair this bucket of rust". And then they fucking do it and it works. It has that same appeal to watching someone clean a really dirty driveway with a pressure washer. It's just satisfying.
>>33970400>I've really been embracing my color palettebrown?
>>33970370I'm not sure. But thanks for caring.
>>33970469You're in a thread about asking women questions and answering their questions. I am here. Asking questions that you are definitely qualified to answer, and you clearly have the time to respond to my questions. But instead of trying to help me understand you, you're telling me to stop caring and leave you alone. Do you not realize how crazy that is of you? What do you want out of this thread? What do you want out of your life?
>>33970482He probably wants to get his balls busted again
>>33970481It's a lot to think about, I understand. I was just getting really reflective on how sad social media and seeing people being happy on the internet made me, and I was hoping you guys would have had similar issues so I'd feel less alone and maybe help with the disillusionment.
>>33970370You desire to help actually helps somewhat.When I see women talk about statistics as if they're an indication that most men are violent sexual predators, it makes me feel a bit sad.It makes other men sad and (somewhat rightfully) angry, and that's how we get incels.So... just keep the golden rule in mind.
>>33970463We're all telling you the same thing. The internet makes us feel like shit because women refuse to let up on their belligerent campaign of telling us we are evil every 5 minutes on every single social media platform that exists.And as I personally said, I'm noticing it in real life now as well. What's so hard to understand? You'd have to be inhuman to not understand how this would make someone feel bad.
>>33970482I want women to stop being evil cunts, but they're never going to change.Also, I'm not telling you to stop caring. I know you already don't.
>>33970374Does that mean to get to wear your clothes anon?
>>33970486I feel like generalizing is bad as a rule of thumb. Statistics and shit like that are good for making large scale decisions and plans, but assuming a person you don't know well is x or y is unfair on a personal level.
>>33970487I don't understand where you're seeing it. Movies I watch, the news, tv shows, etc aren't so harshly anti-man. I see girl power shit sometimes, but nothing as negative as you're seeing so often that you'd hyperbolize it as every five minutes. Where are you getting this media?
>>33970495It seems like you're so steeped in it that you don't even see it. Not surprising, a lot of women are probably that way.
>>33970499I don't think that's the case.
>>33970495>"I'm asking questions to understand what's bothering you.">"This is what's bothering me.">"That's not happening, I don't believe you."It's like a fucking parody.
BPD is so fucked up, I cannot believe women just walk around with it, ruining the mental health of everyone they love.
>>33970506BPD doesn't exist. That's just normal female behavior.
How do I get over the fact my boyfriend was sexually active in his teenage years?
Hi everyone. Just an update on my progress: today I didn't eat anything except an 800 kcal dinner, so the road to a great body won't be so long. Have a great night!
>>33970505I never said either of those things. I've only asked more questions for clarification and examples outside of this thread. You're not responding in good faith, and it makes it difficult to find answers.
>>33970506Actually we're the only people who truly feel love.
>>33970480You jest, but a big part of my palette is brown.
>>33970512>foid is the problem, blames menMany such cases
>>33970513LOLyou feel love the same way a toddler does when they're given their toy. You have no concept of human love
>>33970514I love winter>t.white
Does ball busting even feel good? Why does he want it so much?
>>33970514
why is the person that is very adamant about marriage when dating always the one that breaks it off?
>>33970534cold feetfear of commitmentthe guy who wants nothing more in life than to be married is self-sabotaging because he's put marriage on a pedestal
>>33970534High standards
>>33970520But I can worship, obsess over, place on a pedestal, and make extreme sacrifices for a normal and even very flawed person to an extent non-borderlines are just incapable. Normal people love isn't as devoted as it should be.
>>33970455>implying it's about having sex and not about wanting a stable longterm relationship with a gf/wifecart meets horse
>>33970534Possibly in the closetOneitisTbc
GenderDid you have a bully in school? I swear, every time I watch a streamer or youtuber talking about this subject, they have had one. Is this so common? No one bullied me, and I don't believe I ever even heard a story about someone getting bullied in my school.
Would you marry a gremlin anons?
>>33970547F. I was bullied, but I also bullied. I think everyone had at least one person in school they had friction with, even if it didn't escalate to "bullying".
>>33970495>the fish doesn't see the water
>>33970547Kitten poster was a nerd, so yes. Let’s not talk about 8th grade.
>>33970547FNo, most people just didn't like me. I think they were mildly afraid I was insane or thought I was retarded. Likely both.
>>33970547MNo, I was too weird to warrant bullying. People that didn't like my just stayed away. Asperger's social conformity debuff
How do I accept that other girls/now women got to see his teen dick and not me?I assume men deal with this feeling more, regarding their gfs.
>>33970550I wasn't bullied, and I never bullied anyone. Maybe it's because I was in a friend group with guys who jumped a few people and had criminal ties. But the most I did was, when some obnoxious dude bothered me, I hit him in the face once and he fell to the floor. That was basically it. I had no friction with anyone.
>>33970561It was probably smaller and not as effective back then, so you won I guess.
>>33970543>But I can worship, obsess over, place on a pedestal, and make extreme sacrifices for a normal and even very flawed person to an extent non-borderlines are just incapable.So can I but it's sustainable. Your "obsession" and "devotion" is merely surface level until you have something else to obsess over. You are a whore by nature; your obsession is skin deep, it is just waiting until there is someone else to obsess over. You are not human, get that through your demon nigger brain>Normal people love isn't as devoted as it should beI'll agree with you here
At what age does a mans dick stop growing?
>>33970557 meet >>33970558
>>33970568i sure as fuck hope it aint <26, because if it is im FUCKED
>>33970547Yes, 2 in fact. Both were very short, pretty sure they were just jealous that I was tall. Both would call me cracker and I'd call them chink/wetback respectively
>>33970438>the growing sentiment is very demeaningyeah yeah. Just like the internet is exposing blacks, Indians and Israel for you neo-nazi types, its exposing men to us too. Smart girls are fatigued by it. We see all you "normal" guys worshiping andrew tate types and his derivatives."not all men not all men!" the moid protests. Stfu. Look at an average male group chat. Tell me I am not wrong. It's filled with misogyny. And I don't mean "i hate women", I mean revenge porn, sharing ex nudes, vile/vulgar comments about women they know. We are tired "NOT ALL MEN" speech. LOWER YOUR CRIME RATES TO OURS.
>>33970565Punching a guy in the face is both literal and metaphorical friction, anon.
Women, what country do you think produces the most handsome men?
>>33970568Wasn't keeping track, but it was probably before 25.
>>33970575>DO X. nah im good
>>33970577lol
>>33970464>Do you hate that women fuck terrible men all the timeI strongly dislike them. I acknowledge a lot of women are stupid and get manipulated by men. Most young, hormonal people in general are easy to manipulate. Most of these women hope these men will change for them. There is also a lot of women who just believe all men are like this because the vast majority are. The nice guy meme is real. And a lot of girls have given that guy a chance and it was the worst experience of her life.
>>33970568I think mine stopped when I was about 18 or 19. I forget.
>>33970575You actually hate men though. It’s not a joke. What’s the joke?
>>33970576Yeah, but I didn't have any beef with him. I didn't even know that dude, but he knew me somehow. Aside from my friends and classmates, I never bothered to know other people in school, so maybe he heard some stories about me and disliked some part of it. I dunno.
>>33970462We start having boobs in middle school retard.I started getting looked at by male father figures like a slab of meat when I was in middle school. This black pilled me on the m*n question.
>>33970575learn to be funny if you want someone to take your whining seriously
>>33970590>we start having boobs in middle schoolwhy are you telling me that you fucking creep? god i’m just trying to live my life and women are constantly sexually everything, it’s unbearable
>>33970575>funny versus unfunny
>genderwar incel/femcel battle #243263
>>33970435It's enough that we cannot risk trusting majority of you.We saw majority of "silent" men cheering on Trump, Andrew Tate, manosphere losers. I use the same internet and world you use. You moids can't hide behind "lockerroom talk" anymore. I've larped as a male in videogames and other places online and I've seen the male nature for what it is. It's evil and gross for the most part. yes this is the average guy. The average guy might not rape someone but he def says one of the following
>>33970566That would have been fine with me. I wasn't getting any action because I was a fat loser.How much does it matter to a man if his gf was a loser in her youth? If he wasn't? How does it impact power dynamics in a relationship?I think we evened out in our adult years. I am actually frequently told (even his mother says this) that I shouldn't be dating him, in a way that suggests he is lower on the social hierarchy. Yet I still feel his inferior because he definitely wouldn't fuck me if we were younger together.
women hit the
>>33970591>>33970594>>33970588You guys are literally doing the meme. That's the joke. Like clockwork
>>33970547FI had a bunch until I had a glow up.
>>33970575Sounds like a skill issue and you need to associate with better moids>but I can't find anygit gud
>>33970600Most men are pedosAnime is proof of this
>>33970601"Guys my post literally said you drink water WHY ARE YOU DRINKING WATER?????///">doing the memesorry I don't listen to underagedb&
>>33970604I already said I have a good brother, good father (he died), and a good bf. I don't need to talk to other me irl. Over 90% are legitimately evil people
>>33970600Men can make tons of loli jokes, but the moment a femanon makes a shota joke she's strung up by her entrails.
>>33970596“I need to see some evidence” is rape apologia xDI pray for the United States because if the legal profession becomes majority female, we are fucked as a civilisation, like genuinely we will collapse
>>33970600Hottest girl then: Nico RobinHottest girl now: Nico Robin
>>33970607then why AoC so fucking high?
>>33970608"Not funny! hating men is not funny, please stop please!!! its not funny! my feewings are hurt."
I was right, again.
>>33970609>Over 90% are legitimately evil people
>>33970615About what?
>>33970613It should be 21 globally.
What white-majority country has the ugliest men?Picrel
>>33970609>>I don't need to talk to other me irl. Over 90% are legitimately evil peoplenobody respectable/moral/intelligent/successful believes things like this btw
>>33970609That's hyperbolic. I think 30% of the population is at least maliciously indifferent if not actively destructive. But that's both men and women.
>>33970600>hottest girl in anime, 1995>some 8th grader>hottest girl in anime, 2005>some 8th grader>hottest girl in anime, 2015>some 8th grader>hottest girl in anime, 2025>some 8th graderGuess how old the hottest girl in anime will be in 2035?
>>33970609I like that it's color coded appropriately. The browner it gets, the more they hate women.
>>33970618White nationalists are wearing Helly Hansen brand jackets as a dogwhistle because it says HH on it
>>33970625that depends on if the zoomers ruin it by literally being afraid of sex
>>33970609Hmm I actually think it should be white up to enjoying predation.
I love my cat more than I could ever love a woman
>>33970547F yesa black kid and his white toady would attack me basically every day in 5th grade. They gave me a black eye and a split lip at one point, and the school tried to say it was just a scuffle. The only reason it stopped is because my parents threatened the principal and the teacher with the sheriff and said they were going to press charges for child abuse since they refused to intervene
>>33970596It makes me progressively angrier reading each one. Especially the one about it being sad to see his life destroyed. This ruined my night.
>>33970623Korean women are smart and leading 4B.Smart women naturally become misandrist. You see similar radfem/misandry from any smart woman desu. We are fatigued. Here is male "humor"https://x.com/paulodetarsog/status/1990447673548407124
>>33970634congrats on being sterilized. You might as well be a fag
>>33970631I really don't know where this talking point is coming from that zoomers don't have sex and where the least hedonistic generation. The oldest zoomers are like 28 right now. We all obviously have sex. Who is saying that we're not having sex? There have always been basement dwellers that don't go outside or have sex. Teenagers are still having sex and always will have sex. All in their 20s are still having sex.
>>33970596So now men having opinions and behaviors you don't like that have nothing to do with how they treat women means they're all basically rapists. This is exactly what we were saying earlier.At this point I'm done. I am fully in the "repeal the 19th", "women don't deserve rights" crowd. You are clearly intending to destroy men and masculinity, but you're not ready for that fight.
>>33970638No, being gay is a sin
>>33970596This is a man pretending to be a woman to justify his hatred of women
Are you infected with some variety of gayness?
>>33970547FNot in the traditional sense where it was just one or two kids that followed me around and harassed me. Most of my peers just didn't exactly like me. So mean comments here and there. A lot of ignoring me in purposeful exclusion. And I guess there were a few times I got my shit rocked by other kids, but it's not like they continuously came back for more. They just wanted to show me I was worthless.
>>33970641See you in hell then
>>33970636Sorry sis. But I am fatigued by all this "not all men" bs we keep having to listen to.
>>33970639no they have sex, but in the Katherine Smith way. I was talking about people being afraid of sex and people like >>33970619 who think pushing the age back further and further until no one is even remotely attracted to legal women will prevent them from making dumb mistakes they'll have to grow past
>>33970638>You might as well be a fagYou already are one. You got sodomized by a radioactive rainbow dick spider and now you're like Gay Spider Man.
>>33970634can i rape you
>>33970647Not all men, but always a man.
>>33970645Hazbin Hotel makes Hell look fun. I actually kind of want to move there.
>>33970647why can't these "people" just admit they're afraid of niggers? Do they really think John Smith is going to club her over the head in an alley and give her the baby she's always wanted by force?
>>33970640>At this point I'm done. I am fully in the "repeal the 19th", "women don't deserve rights" crowd. You are clearly intending to destroy men and masculinity, but you're not ready for that fight.This is how you really felt. Why larp about it online because you want to manipulate some vulnerable femanon. Fuck off loser. We don't want you.
do feminists realise the irony in the fact that they invest more time and energy in to talking about men than anyone else?if you truly hate men, i dont see why you talk about them so muchseems like a compensation of sorts...
>>33970625>hottest girl in anime, 1995Misato Katsuragi>hottest girl in anime, 2005Nico Robin>hottest girl in anime, 2015Tatsumaki>hottest girl in anime, 2025I didn't watch anything this year lol
>>33970647You've missed the point is all. Obviously there are still monsters that exist and we're not trying to say that there are no monsters and no rapists. It's not that at all. The point is you can't sit here and act like all men are vicious rapists. I'm sure that you hate when you hear all women are stupid whores. No women have any thoughts in their head. They only have thoughts planted by men that they go and claim as their own. Don't you? And are we really going to sit around here and pretend that women don't commit acts of sexual violence? Are we going to pretend that women are treated nearly as harshly for sexual assault as men are? At least when a man actually commits sexual assault, he's put in jail and given a trial. Most women don't even have charges brought against them, even when the man once charges brought against her, because the court say, bro, it's literally a woman, bro. This sounds like you asked for it. Like you deserved it. What did you do to make her so upset, bro? Maybe you should consider being grateful bro.
ngl i actually love the femcel rant vibes we get sometimes>tfw no femcel gf
>>33970653Same. I would only like heaven because I'm a sugar fiend. But he'll seems like fun if you've actually got some level of self-awareness.
>>33970654your racism cope falls apart when this is true for every culture and race.
>>33970655I haven't always felt this way, retard. That's the point.Do everyone a favor and jump in front of a bus.
>>33970662it's more true for some. You can't think if absolutes if you want to survive>racismLOL okay honkey
>>33970660Actually I just like Vivzie's Hell because it fits with my Halloween-y spooky-nerd aesthetic choices.
>>33970124Moids, your sperm is rotting away faster than our eggs.The bell tolls for thee.
>>33970266Who is "him" in this scenario?
>>33970661Is there a greater context for this quote? Does she just mean what she's seen amongst aristocratic women? Or does she genuinely believe that all women, unless held in check by men, will become evil monsters? Don't get me wrong, things have definitely escalated a lot, and clearly, women do need to be rained in, especially with all this stupid, believe all women all the time shit. But there are some rights that are pretty nice, like the right to have a job, the right to have your own bank account, the right to divorce your piece of shit husband, the right to say that you don't want to marry some Bozo that your parents are trying to set you up with for money.
>>33970670Ignore her, she's borderline retarded.
>>33970637What's the 4B movement gonna do when it inevitably dies out in a generation because one of the tenets of the movement is that you literally can't have any children?
>>33970662nah it isnt, sorry. keep crying and shitting your pants tho lol
>>33970639Zoomer men are doing what every young man of means has done when they can't get sex normally over the generations, purchasing penis massage services while traveling during their gap year or while taking a break from the company of their Cicerone on the Grand Tour.
>>33970601Jokes are in some way clever. Just saying that you hate men or that men are evil is not a joke. Btw, the most known and used rape joke is about men getting raped.
>>33970177I mean.. it's anti AI camera detection so, yeah sure. We could do each other's makeup.
>>33970654This is Native American erasure
>>33970676Men getting fucked up the ass in prison is funny.
>>33970673Celebrate, knowing that they took a huge chunk of the population with them and that you can't realistically ask every other couple to have more than two children unless the government is ready to hand out some serious benefits which it can't do because their economy just shrunk on a massive scale because their population shrunk. Even if everyone has two children, a boy and a girl each, that's just replacement. That's just population replacement for each parent, it's not growing the population you'd realistically need every household to have three children at least to try and bounce back and that would take generations more to grow. Once you stop a process, it's very hard to get it going again. Once people stop reading, it's very difficult to make them want to breed again.
>>33970637real male humor was already posted itt: >>33970348
>>33970680Women getting raped is funny, which is why jokes of it exist.
Is it possible for a man to go for 10+ rounds in one weekend?
>>33970658>The point is you can't sit here and act like all men are vicious rapists. I'm sure that you hate when you hear all women are stupid whores.Listen to yourself...Is this a good analogy? A whore is much better than a rapist or rape apologistI saw the world support the abuser and groomer johnny depp over amber heard when he was a super star coke head planning on manipulating amber in her late teens early 20s when she had nothing. I saw the world support justin baldoni over Blake lively just for his case the get thrown out because he actually did do those things. I saw Brock turner get a light sentence because his dad called rape "20 minutes of action".Yeah I know "not all men" but its enough to not trust any of you. Get your crime rates down. Get your misogyny levels down. then talk
I'm back. Did you guys scare away the femanon that was trying to be understanding?
>>33970683You're a very sick and stupid person.
>>33970686Hopefully
>>33970685whore
>>33970674It literally does and the fact you're a loser proves it.
>>33970684Yes, this past weekend was proof enough for me.
>>33970681But the christian conservatives are having lots of children, thats like their whole thing. So how the fuck could you possibly beat them out?
>>33970686Circling back to >>33970645I would like to force Emily the angel from Hazbin Hotel to spend her entire waking existence on /atoga/ and see if it changes her.
>>33970683unfunny>>33970680funny
>>33970679they tend to rape other heyahoyas so who gives a shit
>>33970688awwwwww its just jokes, don't cry, we all make jokes don't we?
>>33970216Different people like different things.I want him to tongue fuck me inbetween licks and slurps.Some girlies like a lot of clit attention, or humming, or to include fingers. It's highly customizable.But I do say the nina hartley video and probably the book both do justice educational wise.
>>33970688>>33970696He's right, though.
>>33970692buddy you're posting in /atoga/ having full scale melties to random people you dont know and who dont care about you whatsoever lmao if i'm a loser you're barely even human
>>33970691I've never had sex. My bf and I are waiting until marriage. Cope more loser
>>33970453>Man: "Ew you like *thing*? thats so cringe>Me: dont care + stfu + kys faggot>Woman: "Ew you like *thing*? thats so cringe>Me: I'm never doing *thing* again...Woman under estimate how much some of us care about what they think of us
>>33970701I can do that for you. At night, dream of me and I will astral project into your mind and give you the cunnilingus of your life.
>>33970703I am chilling, drinking london fog and stating facts. Moids mad!
>>33970705>usDon't project your over sensitive faggotry onto the rest of us
>>33970268You should have thought about all the old men preying at the 18 year old threshold and tried to dip early at 17 like most people. (Including me)
>>33970705FEw you like breathing? that's so cringe:)
>>33970634I love cats and men.
>>33970710>okay sorry women are evil monsters that will convince you they love you just so that they can trap you and make you raise the bastardsYou mean YOUR CHILDREN????stopped reading there. You are retarded and should castrate yourself
>>33970634Show us the cat
>>33970712>women wish all men would just drop deadMore at 11
>>33970694Seems like it won't actually be a problem for any sane person. They won't be around for that to affect them too much and it's not like they're leaving behind children who will have to deal with it. They can create their own nice little utopia that's just greater Utah.
>>33970710>wall of foid copenot reading lol
>>33970695Charlie would finally realize that not everyone can be redeemed.
>>33970709>Don't project your over sensitive faggotry onto the rest of us>some of usdont care + stfu + kys faggot
>>33970704But why?
>>33970396Me.Real.
>>33970711When I was an 18-20 year old dude I knew a fat, hairy racist guy in his mid-30s who sexually groomed most of my female friends and classmates my age. He would brag about all the guns he owned and threatened to shoot women who wouldn't let him grope them. Then he'd switch his "thing" and say he was protecting them from rapists who would attack them at gas stations with his concealed carry license. Weird fucking guy. I think he gave his game away when he said he'd refused to join the army because the uniform the recruiter made him try on was too uncomfortable. He worked as an alarm salesman and lied about being in "private security" in a way that sounded like he was implying he was a mercenary or an assassin. Anyway that's the kind of freak show grown adult who goes after 17-23 year old women.
>>33970719Lol that's one of you moids kek
>>33970723Yes, we know you neglect your child.
>>33970720I still want Nicole and Emily from Class of '09 to show up at the Hazbin Hotel and start shit by talking trash without any intention of being redeemed. Dream crossover. Also Emily the angel is there in this fanfic scenario and bursts into tears.
>>33970711I'm surprised they waited until you were even close to legal. I had grown men trying to fuck me before my age was double digits.
>>33970715>You mean YOUR CHILDREN????>>stopped reading there. You are retarded and should castrate yourselfnot my body, not my choice, not my kids just a clump of cells, remember? You want them, you get the rights to choose whether they're born. It's YOUR problem if they go from cells > humans.
>>33970685No one cares if you don't trust men you obese retard, you're probably ugly as fuck anyway. Relegating yourself to online internet forums 18 hours a day is for the best of men everywhere, so please continue your lifestyle.
>>33970722Sex should be after marriage.
>>33970715Paternity fraud is not only common, but underreported. We don't even have accurate knowledge of what it really looks like, because it's illegal to just DNA test parents and their children without their consent, and most women will sooner throw an absolute screaming fit and try stabbing her husband to death, then submit to a DNA test to prove that that's his child. Before you have children with a woman, you should make sure that she understands how important it is to you to have the child DNA tested. If she tries throwing a fit, calmly explain that obviously she knows it's her child and she knows who the father is because she knows where she's been. You just have to hope and pray that she's being honest with you. If she has nothing to hide, then it shouldn't be a problem. Just like a prenup. If she's not just here for the money, then she should have no problem signing a piece of paper saying that if we divorce, she's not getting anything of mine. I mean, if I was going to marry a woman that made a lot more money than me and had a lot more money than me, I would have no problem signing such an agreement because I have no plans of divorcing and I have no plans of fucking her over.
>>33970732What if the dick is bad?
>Man hating hoursThis thread stinks
>>33970729>I had grown men trying to fuck me before my age was double digitsGeez, no wonder people don't believe the shit women say
>>33970736They're always like this.
>>33970732Obviously that's your belief because you're waiting until after marriage. I'm asking why you think that's the way it should be.
>>33970684Jeez, not me. Maybe eight tops.
>>33970736that is every hour here
>>33970735NTA but I know mine is bad. It has mold and algae growing on it from neglect. At first I thought it was just smegma but now there's a whole parasitic ecosystem of fungal mold infections growing on there.
>>33970549Is he considered a gremlin?
>>33970738She's probably not wrong. I mean, if she's in some third-world shithole, they don't even consider children human beings, much less women. They're just objects. Hell, in the Middle East they'll even just rape little boys because they're not men yet, so it's okay.
>>33970744no, gremlins are round
>>33970734Blah blah blah, no one is reading your cope wall.You know it, I know you know it. Most men just want to avoid responsibility of childcare.>>33970735I don't believe in this moid propaganda. This is designed to make women sleep with more men. No thanks!
State gender. Who's worse at keeping their space clean, men or women?
>>33970749MaleWomen and it's not close.
>>33970749MMen, usually. Women have dirtier cars.
>>33970749ok ill give this one to the foids its usually them
>>33970747Or you could just prove immediately after the child's born that its his, but you won't. Because you fuck anyone and everyone knowing that you can just cry and get out of things.
I think men and women are both really great, and I'd like to see them get along more often.
I do wish I wasn't
I feel like we were about to get some empathy from that one femanon but then you guys had to crash out and agitate the femcels. We are our own enemies. But fuck the retard femcels too
>>33970754Men and women get along fine in most cases. Stop letting 4chan dictate your beliefs on gender dynamics.
>>33970754That's kind of hard when women viscerally hate men.
>>33970751NGL Sometimes I see my coworkers nasty ass cars and I get the urge to just ask to clean it for free because I hate seeing something so disgusting. Rotting food, half consumed beverages where the plastic looks like it's starting to bow out almost perfectly. Like it's going to explode soon from the heat of being in the ambient car and decomposing. I just want to clean it... But thats rude and freaky.
>>33970740I think marriage is sacred sacrament. I am not religious, but I agree with the concept of it. I feel there is wisdom in it.When I was single/dating, I quickly found withholding sex lead to mean getting increasingly hostile and it helped weed out liars and manipulators/love bombers.
>>33970758She was bluffing clear as a day. Getting empathy from her was getting blood from a stone.
>>33970758shut up simp
>>33970758We weren't. She didn't actually give a shit.
>>33970738The fact that you think I'm lying shows just how sheltered you are.>>33970745The US>>33970749FWomen tend to have messy cars and clean rooms. Men tend to have clean cars and messy rooms.
>>33970754I just like to see more accountability for both parties.
>>33970753I am a virgin sir. I will not be having sex until after marriage. If he dies, I will not remarry.This really upsets moids for some reason :^)
>>33970749F, this >>33970751. I keep my whole house immaculate, but my car is a mess.
>>33970661She was a pickme until she died of it.
>>33970749Have you seen a bathroom shared by sisters? Do not go in unless you absolutely necessary. There is no counter space. I pray for any brothers who had to share with them in the morning as kids.
>>33970769I am very upset
>>33970684I'll help him find out.
>>33970738FIt's real. Every woman has gone through this experience. The fact you are unaware is good assuming you're shocked that its a common experience. But now that you know it's real you should start understanding why we are misandrist. I feel like most men who are decent agree with misandrists anyway.
>>33970769Yes, we men are notoriously very upset at the lack of promiscuity women display these days...
>>33970767Ohhhhh you're black that explains it... Maybe Latinx? I remember always hearing the jokes about how white people committed incest way more than any other race. Until I found out, white people just report more than any other race. When we find that shit within our families, we immediately turn them out to the law. We want bad things to happen to them. We punish it every time we get the chance. But other races don't really do this. Blacks and Hispanics just move the offender to a different house. They send them to live with different family because you don't never sell out your kinfolk. We family homes. We ain't going to sell them out. Don't give them up to the opps. That's not what family is about. It happens in every family, it's fine.
>>33970769why would you doing what every man would hope for make men angry isnt your partner staying faithful to you after you die, like, a universal romantic trope
>>33970778I feel like you're wrong about everything and a complete moron, and I feel like most men agree with meso get refuted, retard
God bless America, and God bless the girls who work at Hooters.
>>33970769Very interesting made up point, I'm not sure who that upsets, but you should still prove it to him. Just like how you can't prove your virginity, you can't prove without a DNA test that that's his child. Hundreds of thousands of women do it every single day, passing off some kid that's not his because she doesn't want to blow up the relationship or make him angry. It's not like he can tell anyway. Or they get so upset that he would dare accuse them of something like that. Without understanding, from his perspective, it's a very real possibility. You can literally only build his faith in you by just doing it without him even having to ask.
>>33970765gonna fuck you in the ass, twink. Bring that bussy lemme blow up that prostate
>>33970772Did your sisters ever play with your genitalia when you were growing up? If not, you missed out.
>>33970661Femcel Queen Elizabeth gave birth the British empire (with some help of economic reform from Queen Mary I who was also femcel queen). That british empire lead to the modern anglosphere and why we are all typing in english itt.
>>33970783Call me when Femboy Hooters is real
>>33970783Isn't Hooters a legalised brothel?
>>33970778I am certainly not a misandrist, and women's misandry has in fact made me an open misogynist.
Been thinking about getting railed all day and it never happened, this sucks.
>>33970781It is a romantic trope, but depending on when they die that might be hard.
>>33970746I thought they were airplanes.
>>33970781>>33970779this is most men wanting a virgin gf/wife>>33970782Sure. most men are bad people. the few that are good and decent that girls want to marry, agree with me :)
>>33970778Every man was hit on as an 8 year old child by predatory grown women. It's extremely common. It's real and it should make you understand why we are misogynists. I feel like most women agree with misogynists anyway.
>>33970795Well I got dicked, so you can at least feel happy for me.
>>33970795You're manifesting right now nona, it'll happen soon
>>33970801I'm married 6 years and I disagree with you.
I think what most of you miss is that, women are fundamentally not into men. All women dating/married to men are just comphet. They are not attracted to men physically, mentally or emotionally. I think once men accept this, collectively we will be free
>>33970795>>33970804>>33970805Kill yourselves
>>33970783Why can't you bless the average fully clothed god fearing chickfila women?You're a bigot.
>>33970802ntaThis unlocked memories I had forgotten of my moms friends saying they'd be my boyfriend if they were a little younger. You might have a point.
>>33970795did you actually TRY to get railed or did you do the incel "i got really sad about being lonely and then nothing changed this is bullshit" thing
>>33970769>I will not be having sex until after marriage. If he dies, I will not remarry.MThis is the relationship I yearn for
I thought about eating femanon out and fucking her for most of today.
>>33970807The opposite will happen. Women will have their rights taken away.Make women property again.
>>33970808If I kms then I'll never have the chance to rail femanon
>>33970813Which one
>>33970794You already were one, sweatyYou just like lying online to trick egirls. >>33970802Are you really doubting the idea that grown men are not ogling 12 year old girls? Are you actually stupid? Yes this is so obviously real. Ever heard of epstein island? see >>33970600thats the average zoomer man
>>33970810I got called sexy by a female crossing guard when I was around 7. Still remember it. Didn't think anything of it in the moment, still don't really because I'm not a professional victim.
>>33970814I swear to all gods,If you make me property, I will become everyone's problem. On sight.
>>33970817I wasn't one until a couple years ago. Women made me this way.
>>33970816It is a mystery
>>33970812it never happens and you're a fool for believing any man or woman actually does that shit irl if they have options. love the way it is often described and culturally popularized is an extraordinarily rare thing many people aren't even capable of,~90% of people settle for a half-bangable person so they're not alone when they age
I need a zoomer egirl asmr gf
>>33970820Of course not. The ugly or annoying ones will just be killed.
>>33970820> I will become everyone's problemOh heavens no, you've been so tolerable thus far...
>>33970813I only like it when anons say they were fantasizing about me in particular, not femanons in general. I know it's vain and hypocritical, but it's what I like.
>>33970778Expecting men on here to have empathy for women is like expecting hyenas to have empathy for antelope when they're killed by lions.>>33970780It's not an inter-family thing. Random men on the street will sexually harass pre-pubescent girls. Pedophiles are everywhere, and as a surprise to no one, they're almost entirely men.>>33970794I appreciate your honesty.
its cute seeing how many of the "i desperately care about what women think and this is really hurting my feefees" men ITT there are that lash out and start saying make women property lmao
Thanks to the anon that told me to leave this general. I am getting so much done and this was a waste of time.
>>33970828That's understandable. I do have a specific one in mind.
>>33970814We have guns now. It's 2025.Women are making more money in high earning areas. The strength advantage men had over women is going to be eliminated with robots. The future is going to be women being the educated smart class and men being livestock.
>>33970813>>33970823If you're the simp for the boring femanon who only writes in simple sentences, you need to kys.
>>33970831trueeee
>>33970813>>33970823If I wasn’t about to sleep you’d be going to horny jail.
>>33970830Make me a sandwich.
>>33970814But why? just accept it. Are you really so heartless that you will enslave people just for your own benefit? is it even for your own benefit? Whats the point in forcing a woman to be with you without actually loving you? thats no fun. Just let them go. Let them go 4b or whatever, if thats the way humanity has to go, so be it. They dont like us, and thats fine
>>33970830Manchildren will be boys. :^)
>>33970829>Expecting men on here to have empathy for womenBut they keep telling me "not all men" over and over lol
>>33970836psppspspsps
>>33970837Im not a woman you fuckin retard. I'm calling you a faggot for caring about womens feelings.
>>33970834You were an excellent wingman.>>33970836Can't catch me!
>>33970840"Not all men" just means not all men will do the raping and murdering themselves. The rest will sit idly by as it happens.
>>33970842never said you were, I just said make me a sandwichalthough your very emotional reaction leads me to believe you might be lying
>>33970842And i'm calling you a faggot for sucking my 3.8" cock behind the gas station last week
>>33970830LOL real AF. femanon witch coven sacrificing moids wen?
Men, what kind of sandwich do you want?
>>33970833Just having guns doesn't help in a protracted conflict. You need strategy, tactics, you need logistics and infrastructure, and you need grunts who will shut up and do what they're told. Men have been doing these things for thousands of years, women haven't.
>>33970845men bad, women goodmen bad, women goodmen bad, women goodcan you say something interesting for once? are you even capable of it?
I dont get it, if women hate us so much, why are you still interacting with us?
>>33970842rare based male>>33970846>>33970847listen to yourselves...
>>33970853they need attention
>>33970850One made with love, brother
>>33970853they live for attention, positive or negative
>>33970833>>33970851>literal gender war itt
>>33970853You need us, or else you’d all go crazy gay and eat poo as a regular meal.
>>33970859thermonvclear trvke
>>33970841What is it anon?
>>33970838Of course in an ideal world we would have what you're describing, but women don't want that. If we can't have love, we can at least ensure the continuance of the species, and maybe in a few dozen generations we'll be ready to try again.
I really want a dog
>>33970855>listen to yourselvesI rather listen to your twink moans
>>33970850Something with salami, sun-dried tomatoes and banana peppers pretty please.A woman has never made me a sandwich before. :'(
>>33970852
>>33970832Give me a hint so I don't have to keep hoping it was me.
yearly check-in, how are you faggots (male and female) doing>>33970865what kind of dog
>>33970830I don't care what women think of me. I just want them to stop being literal demons.
>>33970863just teasing
Cat Poster hates me
>>33970852Women sometimes bad, men always bad>>33970853Know thine enemy
I want to dm the filipino girl so bad. I created a fake instagram account just to view her saved stories on her profile and my god, she's even hotter than I remember and she has big ol titties too and she's even thinner than I last saw her. She's too normal though, she'd probably hate me once she got to know me but she does seem like fun, and she cute
>>33970853Spiking your cortisol is funAlso femanon bonding activity :)
>>33970869The angry guy who also replied to me may or may not have been correct. Who's to say?
>>33970871golden retriever I think
>>33970873You delayed my sleep for this?
>>33970864You are fundamentally wrong>we can at least ensure the continuance of the speciesNo. Not at the cost of people's autonomy. If women and men can't love each other, then the species is meant to die off. And thats fine
>>33970883yeah, have a nice night of sleep meow
>>33970850gross pickme behavior>t. maleCall me faggot all you want niggas, this is an anonymous imageboard. I don't need to lie. Most men are worse than most women. Women suck too but ill keep it real and admit the lower half of the IQ spectrum is majority male
>>33970882golden retrievers are awesome. realistically going to get a dog or just wishing?>>33970878what's stopping you from shooting your shot
>>33970878Typical rapist Moid.
>>33970885Not only are you wrong in principle, you are also incorrect about how things will actually play out in this scenario.
>>33970887the higher half of the IQ spectrum is also majority male...
>>33970887Was it pickme behavior whenever I've made a woman a sandwich?
>>33970861>>33970876>>33970879>Spiking your cortisol is funSometimes i forget how much women actually hate us and want to take their anger out on us. I think i'm taking a break from atoga. Fuck you all
>>33970887yes and the majority of the top end is also male. That's how bell curves work. Any other astonishing insights into human nature you wanna share ?
>>33970888wishing for now. I need to make money more reliably first
>>33970892Are you attractive and single by any chance?
>>33970809God certainly blessed them too.
>>33970893MSee you tomorrow.
>>33970887That isn't true. Average intelligence of men and women is about equal, but men vary more. They have more outliers on both ends of the spectrum.
>>33970880That doesn't narrow it down for me at all. But I guess if you did mean me, you would've known to not be so subtle about it, so it must be someone else.
>>33970887Don't bring up IQ, it will not end well for the foids
>>33970896that's fair. i hope you someday get a cool dog
>>33970898Somewhat and extremely, but I'm already barking up another tree.
>>33970508Qt has BPD
>my honest reaction to moid mental health
>>33970850Burger with gruyère
Question for the ladies, what are your hobbies?
>>33970906Of course you are :(
>>33970878>catfishHaha selfcuck nice
>>33970910
>>33970910>mfw women complain about rape
>>33970820We were talking about sexy women, not you.
>>33970914I'm a dime a dozen; don't get despondent.
>>33970918is that the jap girl who got tortured and raped and dismembered or some shit
>>33970913master baiting
>>33970888Fear of rejection mostly. I don't have anything on my profile and I briefly talked to her for probably 10 mins in total during college a year ago, but I did make her laugh and she seemed to enjoy my company. I doubt she remembers me like I remember her and she has a lot of followers so I'm sure she gets plenty of male attention and I'll just be another drop in the bucket
>>33970918She kinda looks like Charlie Kirk
>>33970899My ratio around these parts does have nice booba, I will admit.
>>33970905thanks
>>33970913Working on my carsFitnessGamingCooking and trying new restaurantsMusicalsFashionSoap making
>>33970922yeah
>>33970922No, it's another girl that got raped, tortured, and murdered. I know, really narrows it down.
>>33970924should go for it anyways, we all die some day
>>33970918How can men read about this shit and not feel deeply disgusted and ashamed for their gender, much less post disgusting edits like this? You need your dick skinned alive.
>>33970892it's pickme because the thread is clearly women correctly calling out incel men with horrible views and she thinks "maybe if i make this man who sees women as sex objects a sandwich he will like me". It's so desperate because we are all anon.>>33970895Sure. I am one of them. Being over 100 IQ is kind of all the same. At that point it's more about work ethic/persistence/luck.I would say 95 IQ is when people start understanding empathy. They've done studies on prisoners. All sub 80 IQ, all male. Not to be racist, but this is also why majority of black men are violent criminals. They cannot comprehend compassion for others over the self.>>33970901That's exactly what I said. Majority of retards are male. Including you since you cannot read>>33970904No source provided. Plenty of studies are done and the sub 90 IQ is almost exclusively male
>>33970910this really would help probably
If anyone itt had a bad day, you're welcome to blame it on my cat. He's the worst.
>>33970936Here you go.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289615000525?via%3Dihub
>>33970938is he cute?
>>33970935These perpetuals are the next in-line to commit these acts. It’s in their DNA.They revile in it, so no point reacting.
>>33970938what is his name
>>33970935NTA but I no longer give a shit about women, that's how.>>33970936We've already established that you're low IQ. You didn't need to prove it.
>>33970937
>>33970935We do, but I chose not to feed the obvious troll.
>>33970590Notice I said big boobs. And it isn't natural for puberty to begin that early, anyway. Before corporations started dumping estrogens in the water, girls started puberty in their mid-to-late-teens.
>>33970928Pretty righteous.>carslike old ones or?>soapwhat's your top 3 soap uhhh yeah idk shit about soap. soap scents. soap ingredients. soap flavours. lol
>>33970935ntai dont feel ashamed for what other people doi can only feel ashamed for what i dois kind of disrespectful but do you really expect respect here of all places
>>33970940Unfortunately.>>33970942Lord Cantabrigian British. British for short.
>>33970948bro said soap flavours
>>33970952LMAO bro idk
>>33970850
>>33970947That's why men before the 19th century had children with 12 year old wives, right?
>>33970938My bad day is entirely the fault of femanons in this thread
Men, what's a restaraunt you'd hate to eat at?
>>33970850I want a knuckle sandwich >:)
>>33970935NTA. I do feel disgusted for my sex.
>>33970957Anything Charlie likes.
>>33970918outing yourself as a pedo rapist to "own women" online... real edgy, dork
>>33970961You're so easy
>>33970936>"maybe if i make this man who sees women as sex objects a sandwich he will like me".I think she was just making a lighthearted joke, possibly.Unconscionable on a wignat ethics in games journalism website, I know.
>>33970933Fuck it, I'll do it. What should I put on my profile so she knows its me? I guess I can take a photo doing something but idk where or what
>>33970957Dorsia
>>33970947Why are you pretending to not know the fact most women are objectified and harassed since before puberty? Even if it is a small percent of men doing it, majority of women experience it. Why are you playing all these denial gymnastics? If that wasn't you, ok. But why are you covering for other men who act this way?
>>33970956I said right there that it was British's fault.He's horrible. He never shuts the fuck up and threw up on the couch earlier. I hate how stupid he is.
>>33970954look at this millenial making millenial jokes fuck you
>>33970955That's pedo cope.
>>33970935Ok I agree it's extremely cruel but admit it - throwing the Kirk face on it made it a LITTLE funny. Don't lie.
>>33970947Corporations run by men. Really makes you think.
>>33970973nta but I hate that I'm now laughing out loud
Should I Orochimaru-maxx and get yellow eye contacts and wear pale makeup to look like Orochimaru from Naruto?
>>33970966May you die and your computer explodes burning everything you own.
>>33970977no (yes).
>>33970977yeah, that would be sick. fork your tongue too and talk like a snek
why do foids play the "I'm gonna try my hardest to offend you game" knowing that they are inconceivably fragile and will cry the second you post a photo of Junko? you did it to yourself, honestly
>>33970957The Cheesecake Factory.
>>33970980snakes don't talk, you fool.
>>33970969The poster I was engaging with said the majority of men. I think pedophiles should be executed though.
>>33970972Elvis? RHCP singer? EPSTEIN ISLAND???It seems every successful rich man who becomes above the law engages in pedophilia.Meanwhile rich women are all donating their money to good causes.
>>33970977>>33970979Yes
>>33970981Because you'll still die alone while we get sex every week.
>>33970957hooters, seems like weird people go there
Moids get raped daily in prison and outside, so, no loss there.Best part? It’s other Men doing it.
>>33970984Majority of men are "ephebophiles" which are pedophiles.Cope about it. You can't lie to me. I know it's true. I was 14-16.
>>33970983not with you they don't
>>33970988My churlish and ogre-like ex-girlfriend loved the food from Hooters. I picked up some distressingly large and obviously genetically-modified hot wings from that place for her multiple times.The waitresses would flirt with me while I waited for my food even if I tried to stonewall them. What a stupid time in my life that was
>>33970987at least I won't die from sex like...a certain someone
>>33970992>ogre-likescary words.
>>33970985Because a pedophile cult is in control of most of the world's governments. Look of the Franklin scandal, and the Dutroux affair. There were tons of rich women on Epstein's list too.
Moids, how many of you were 13 year old men, or underaged men?
>>33970996She earned it. I'm a kindhearted and patient man; she had to push me pretty god damn far to get me to type that just now.
>>33971000nice try, fedboi
>>33970948>like old ones or?Yeah, it's my side hustle. I mostly work on old and/or Asian stuff. I don't have the equipment to do a lot of major repairs on modern vehicles. But I eventually want to open my own customs shop.>what's your top 3 soap uhhh yeah idk shit about soap. soap scents. soap ingredients. soap flavours. lolI make one for men that I really like making with vanilla, patchouli, and oakmoss. I huff that shit.There's one I make with citrus and rum, so it's got this fresh but boozy scent.Then one I make for cleaning my hands with little bits of walnut in it for grit. I got the idea of it from Zep Shell Shock. It smells like apple pie.
>>33971000I’m gonna send this to Penguin, so he knows you’re demented.
>>33970990Is there any standard of empirical evidence you would accept?
>>33970996It’s okay, his face was fed through a wood chipper.
>>33970981ok im all for the foid banter but the junko thing is kinda too far, that one is kinda messed up and not really in a funny way
>>33970992No one likes the food at hooters. Your ex was a cuckquean.
>>33971000Lol are you also on femcel twitter? I saw this post too
>>33970974Which men?
>>33970990
Prone bone kinda sucks ngl
>>33971011Bro, she IS femcel twitter.
>>33971005Pretty sure he knows I'm crazy by now.You're a little sharty to the party, eh bud?
>>33971014Most controversial thing ever said in these threads
>>33970985>Meanwhile rich women are all donating their money to good causes.god just shut the fuck up already, hate men all you want by all means but nobody other than equally delusional women is buying this "all women are angels even the bloodthirsty psychopathic rich elite ones!" garbage.
>>33971010Quite the opposite. She "came out" as poly to me after a few years together.I told her that wouldn't make me happy and isn't what I signed up for, and she did not care. I let her go fuck some other guy and then dumped her on Valentine's Day.
>>33971019Based.
>>33971014MIt's pretty overrated, yeah.
BlueValkyrie, this was you, wasnt it?
How are men supposed to gain value?
>>33971022I hate etubers so much, that includes discord pedos and twitch junkies.
I think we're supposed to be handsome.
>>33971026ok
>>33971020Yes.
>>33971024Be Excellent to each other.
>>33971027Meant for >>33971024
I love men, and nobody can stop me
>>33971024you get a job and then every month you put all on a 20 way parlay on Stake and then you repeat until you become a millionaire
>>33971028That was me, btw.I am too poor to afford vidya.
>>33971032We don't believe your lies.
>>33971032Moid hands
Is sending an apology letter to a girl a bad idea
>>33971036hey whats with the homphobia
>>33971032
>>33971035Busted balls moment
>>33971032after this thread, you cant convince me anymore
>>33971022No. I barely play dbd anymore.
>>33971041The disclaimer at the top of /b/ should really be on most boards
>>33971032Yeah, he's pretty great. The rest, not so much.
>>33971003ooh nice. >But I eventually want to open my own customs shop.that would be pretty sick.>oakmossdon't think i've ever smelled that before, kinda curious about it now, sounds cool with vanilla and patchouli.citrus and rum sounds comfy too.>zep shell shockhad to look this up. makes sense since i'm no mechanic. neat how hobbies can blend together in some aspects
>>33971041The anon with the misandry fetish has probably gooned himself into a coma today.
Reminder that you are already damaged from isolation and it's the fault of females.
>>33971032moid hands
>>33971042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2XjR_nyJyM
>>33971037No it is a very good idea.In fact, I would greatly appreciate if moids apologized for their behavior in this thread
Femanons, I'm sorry for my gender.
>>33971037what happened. might be a good idea.
>>33971050sorry, for having a dick foid-chan
>>33970910that's fine just know that if you do that you can't complain about men making fun of women's mental health and therapy
>>33971051Faggot>>33971047This will only blackpill us more, the foids will probably crack a smile while reading this
>>33971053MShe said behavior
>>33971050apologize for being hurt by misandry? no
>>33971050Sorry you got owned so hard. Sorry you can dish it but can't take it.
>>33971055I'm fully heterosexual.
>>33971024kill people and take their souls
>>33971056Too late I am chopping it off. And it was a nice dick
Nevermind, I'm not gonna do it. I'll just hope that I find her on tinder or hinge or somewhere else. I'd rather cold approach her irl than on instagram, it seems so retarded
bingus hahah
What do men like >>33971058 look like?
>>33971060but then i'd have to hunt down these soulsucking men, the messengers blessed me with guidance and told me it's my god-given duty
>>33971060Frostmourne hungers
>>33971063
>>33971064Here I am.
>>33971061Well, women do seem to love trannies.
>>33971064Like the fat $oyjak
>>33971064
>>33971064Like garlic boy who went on a rampage a few years back.
>>33971071>>33971068neckbeard head on buff body
>>33971071I know this guy irl and he will tell you about this stupid certificate that he got 3 years ago
>>33971064The average Xbox “bro”.
>>33971071
>>33971049I'm still so fucking pissed they pulled the plug on Friday the 13th: The Game because the licenses were bullshit.And now they're hoping for a reboot and another movie?Here's hoping this doesn't cause another legal pissing contest.
>>33970772I only had sistersfive of themthey all used the same bathroom, as did IThe nail polishoh god the nail polish
If moot turned on country IDs for this board, i'm sure i'd find out you are all from india/nigeria/israel
>>33971074certificate in what?
>>33971075
>>33971046Damn you're right. This thread was probably like a super-dose of meth for his brain.
>>33971080I'm from picrel
>>33971080They did that on xitter and everyone was indian, pakistani or bangladeshi
>>33971063Jelly bingus
I watched a cute anime movie with my gf today and she let me brush her hair. How was your day /atoga/?
>>33971080he hasn't been here in 10 years bro
*loud, aggressive farts*
i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days
>>33971081Some stupid shit that means nothing
I just shaved my facial hair and I feel alive now. Scientifically proven that patchy facial hair drains your sanity and life force. Sample size: Me.
>>33971080moot left 4chan almost 12 years ago.
>>33971085thats the joke
>>33971089
Do men really stroke their cocks to anonymous women who may not even be women telling them to kill themselves over the internet?
>>33971087>reminded me that my ex loved combing through my hair with her fingers and playing with my hands. brutal memory. i need to rest now.semi-jokes aside, i'm doing okay. applying to jobs and listening to music.
>>33971087Mwoke up about 9fed catsplayed dark souls for 3 hoursate sandwichplayed dark souls for 10 hoursnow im here
>>33971096oh my god yesss tell me about the crime statistics, it turns me onnn
>>33971096Yeah
>>33971096Yes
>>33971097Good stuff. What are u listening to bro>>33971099>13 hours of dark soulswhat build r u running right now
>>33971099dark souls 1? :D
>>33971037Its kinda gay but sometimes they like that. You could get put on blast though if she really is done with your shit however
Niche ASMR girls on YouTube are so beautiful. I want one.
>>33971096Should we say thank you?
>>33971050I's powerful sorry ma'am.
>>33971096No, but it does make me suicidal.I do jerk off at jh tho
>>33971087I saw the albino squirrel on the way to the gym. Did light weight. A qt show up but i faced the otger way at all time like mario3 and ghost. My nfl team won. Then i druk.
>>33971103>>33971104knightgoing for the giant dadi suck thioughhavent been playing constantly, just on and offputting off blighttown
If this thread was a youtube video, it would be this one.https://youtu.be/y_vOWSTQ6GQ?si=pSbXO2SDquxvpYfz
>>33971106How niche is niche? I've been getting back into vlogging a little.
I dress and act like a hobo outside but when I get home I watch anime and post in desu threadsWhich one of you fine ladies am I taking home tonite? ;)
>>33971087Which movie?Not a bad day by any means over here. Rainy weather, a bit of chores and chatting with a girl.Had tacos for lunch.
>>33971096No, I'm not that pathetic. I meet girls online and jerk off to nudes from them.
>>33971078Yep… everything good, they kept pulling the rug from underneath.I heard the guy who owns the IP is a real prick.
>>33971096Depends on if I'm in a subby mood
>>33971117The ones who have like 5-10k subs and they just record them like whispering poetry in their bedroomso cute
>>33971106Who are your favorites? I recently came across Its_Bunnii and I caught myself blushing at several points.
>>33971103https://youtu.be/CHxfOZH8cewhttps://youtu.be/0NzVMvat77Yhttps://youtu.be/ETtXtl-VXcY>>33971115i think the zweihander is my least used weapon in ds1. still cool tho. poise-y build are comfy
>>33971024According to Ancient Chinese taoists if you drink pussy juices and never cum you will gain lifeforce
>>33971082Niceee!Diabetes for all ;)
>>33971123How do you end up finding them, and how can they get you to be a repeat listener? I had a lot of trouble finding an audience last time I tried something similar.
>>33971082I thought RFK made shit like this illegal
>>33971087I'm doing fine. I woke up, watched Haruhi, checked online for jobs, watched Haruhi, went for a long run with some calisthenics in the middle, watched haruhi, I biked to the party store and got a new beer, went to the food bank and got some ramen, then drank the beer on my way home. Now's time to watch mitsudomoe.
>>33971080Yet White Women keep cumming.
>>33971130I'm not sure honestly. I think I just found one in my feed one day and subscribed and watched a bunch of her videos, and then a ton of other niche ASMR channels kept popping up for me. They're all just like girls in their early 20s with a Blue Yeti mic in their bedroom. my fav rn:https://www.youtube.com/@MakennaASMR
>>33971132
>>33971132JENNNYYYYYYYYY
>>33971126Shut the fuck up, you weird ass, gasoline huffer.
>>33971119We actually watched 2 - Spirited Away because I'd never seen it then we watched a rip of the Chainsaw Man movie.
>>33971142noice.
>>33971137>early 20sIt's so over. I'm going to bed before I get sadder.
>>33971126Teach us some more esoteric knowledge please.
When men say they're subs they actually mean they're a passive lazy piece of shit who wants the woman to do all the work
>>33971139
>>33971130Try not being JH?
>>33971145People die, if they are killed.
>>33971147NO JENNY NOOO
>>33971146not me, but i would qualify that statement with the fact that I am still otherwise profoundly mentally ill and not worth being in a relationship anyway
>>33971148You guys are so mean, even when I'm being nice.
Girls, what would you think if you were sucking a guy's dick and he said "You're so fucking cute"
>>33971121Dbd was even terrified to spoof him at first. Like you have to be a notable shit bag to put fear into canadians.
>>33971126>drink pussy juicesI would love to drink pussy juice. But women hate me for being a man
>>33971142>Spirited Away because I'd never seen itHoooooly shit, I'm a little jealous.Did you guys watch it with the English dub or no? It has a really good dub from what I remember.
You know, maybe the foids have a few valid points about men...
>>33971137Asmurette.Until one of you incels doxxed her for no reason.
>>33971158I put the Japanese one on because my understanding is that most english dubs of anime stuff have horrendous voice acting and I wanted to enjoy the movie normally.
I just wanna use my tongue while she strokes my hair...I feel that's not too much to ask
>>33971154But you're not nice at all. You spent the last Christmas here telling anons to end their lives. You deserve much worse than just mean words.
>>33971159reminded me that I should read that article on how eels breed because it was apparently unknown for a long timehttps://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/how-eels-reproduce
>>33971139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yqflb4xU2Q
>>33971159>>33971146We've moved on. Read the room you pathetic losers.
>>33971161Ideal for a first watch, probably. If you rewatch it, give the English dub a try.Most Ghibli movies have very good English dubs.
>>33971155Guh
>>33971151
>>33971163Oh, you're just the lying pedophile. Glad to know it's only the comically evil anons that are mean for no reason.
Sex Sex Sex w/ Fems
>>33971166Cry harder faggot
>>33971172lo
Women, what would you think if-*blows my brains out*
>>33971146fuck you I'm no sub I'm a fucking power bottom. I'll massage that bitches legs, kiss her thighs, then make her cum in my mouth
>>33971165>>33971139>>33971138>>33971132Here you go, boys.I found you something.
>>33971172Is this some alt chan or why does it look like 2015
>>33971173What the fuck are you talking about? Shota fetish hag projecting again?
Where can I find non normie women so I can date someone who won't immediately hate me?
Need a Snow GF, desu.
https://youtu.be/KRAp4-ZmC3cThoughts?
>>33971181yeah it's an altchan
>>33971158>>33971161Both the main kid and the dragon have good eng va
>>33971180nice jennymiky
>>33971155Why are you creating questions from earlier in this thread?
How come only white men get this kinda of love?
>>33971193They deserve it.
>>33971051>>33971053
>>33971188nta are you using futaba? mine looks different
>>33971193Dumbass, there are many Arabs and Indians that get that treatment, ASMR or otherwise.
Why are women s
femanons, what would you do if while cuddling with your bf he started tickling your butt hole, unprompted
>>33971196yeah m8turn of antialiasingit's for gagots
>>33971188>>33971196Damn, that’s nostalgic as fuck for me. Not going to change off of dark mode though
State Genderhttps://youtu.be/B4eCbE49-GsThoughts?
>>33971201i did turn off anti aliasing though
>>33971197You should see the way she treats him and looks at him. Only white men ever get this kind of lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njq_IfFTEJc
It's all so tiresome.
Femanons, how do you make your skin so smooth as silk?A co-worker handed me her tablet the other day, and it was like her hand was softer than the best mattress.
women would you ever agreed to be diapered, would you like it?
>>33971204i love math rock
I will gladly be the fool in your sad story if it keeps you far away from me.
>>33971200Like, because his boner was twitching between my asscheeks? Or like he's using his fingers? Because why?
>>33971208It is, isn't it? But the destination is the same either way, so might as well experience the time given and not check out early, would be a waste when eternity is after either way.
>>33971197>>33971206This is the video from the screenshothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2npJQctpkU
>>33971209they steal men's essence
>>33971155I would start using teeth
Girls, shush>*plap*
>>33971208Who is he?
>>33971220>essence
>>33971223Juan Cerdo
>>33971215fingers
>>33971213check these dudes out, they're from a town close to me
Do you think it would be possible for me to find a woman that would be willing to roleplay as a assassin and roleplay killing me or something like that?
Women why dont you?
>>33971215>Because whybecause you have a cute butthole bitch that's why/winamp
Whenever a pretty girl is nice to me and acts like she's interested in me as a person, my desire to watch porn goes away, and stays gone for days. It's really that simple.
Should I start playing League of Legends again? I quit like 5 years ago but I have an itch for it rn
>>33971209Slow night…
>>33971216i was trying not to think of the horrifying and heartbreaking reality of oblivion thanks anon
>>33971184You need to find them and dig them up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BadT69RShsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyUFJRoWVaY
>>33971234fuck this isn't hexchat>>33971236no don't be a gaylord
>>33971224hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>33971236Fuck no
>>33971236If you’re diamond and up, sure
>>33971230Just get some nerf guns and start sneaking up on her and firing. Good bet that she’ll start to play along.
I'm like really handsome, I don't know why I can't get a girlfriend
Can you see yourself through the bruises when the makeup melts?
real women are losing
>>33971227I'd probably ask what he wants from doing that, deadpan.
>>33971241Ran out of reaction images but I appreciate u
your time is coming as more men realize what true beauty is
>>33971236Sometimes my bumhole itches yet I know it's a bad idea to scratch it.
>>33971239Maybe in another timeline…
Do men really think they can’t be friends with women? So you want to fuck all your female friends?
>>33971236Weird you say that, I've been having the same itch and even reinstalled it today but have not played it yet. Just get it out of your system. >>33971238You'd be happier if you accepted it for what it is, doubly so if you accept Christ as your savior and know that what comes after is better. It's not fun to think about but we will all die one day, some sooner than later even, all we can do is use the time we have without knowing how much time that is. Might as well accept the unhappiness as part of the experience and keep moving forward.
>>33971252what if he says he just thinks you have a cute butt and wants tickle your poop hole
>>33971258I do but I think we can still be friends.
>>33971259>accept it for what it is>btw let me spout my death-denial cope-cult some kike made up 2000 years ago so i dont ACTUALLY have to confront oblivionYou are an unserious clown.
>>33971258>So you want to fuck all your female friends?Yeah, basically.It isn't a prime motive but if the opportunity arose then why not? True love is about more than just lust, so a friend seems like the natural perfect partner if it blossomed into something romantic.
You've overestimated how much you are worth to enlightened men and will suffer the sonsequences
>>33971258>you want to fuck all your female friends?If they're attractive then yeah obviously.
>>33971263Think what you want, I feel a moral obligation to mention the truth when it arises. I was an atheist for a while as well so I understand that viewpoint as well and the logic still applies. You will die one way or another, so accept the time you have for what it is.
>>33971258Women hate men, so why would i want to be friends with them?
something something I ran out of pasta :(
>>33971258Women are from Venus.Men are Mars (bars).
>>33971261Ok, it is weird tho.
Women, what would realistically drive you to suicide?
>>33971258Don't pretend that females wouldn't want to fuck their attractive male friends.
>>33971258I'm kinda autistic and I don't want to fuck most of my female friends. I feel nothing I guess.
>>33971268But the logic doesn't apply. You are explicitly, necessarily arguing for a version of death that defeats the entire reason people fear it (or at the very least are saddened by it).
BlueValkyrie has a blue waffle. I just know it.
>>33971258female . . . friends? who has those
>>33971279I do not. Exhibanon and ohio know I have pink.
>>33971258Women can’t be friends with men either, bc all they want from them is validation and a handyman.
>>33971258lol i dont even have male friends bro. I go to work, go to the gym, go home, cry, and do it over again.
if you look like this hmu
>>33971209Moisturize. Use lotion and scrape away dead skin before it can callous.
>>33971282How does exhibanon know...
>Men, have you ever friendzoned a girl? Or do you just let things die off naturally.Been on a few dates with a girl, it's pretty obvious there's no chemistry and we can both tell. In most cases I just simply stop talking to them when this happens, because it's obviously a mutual thing. Other times when I've been on one date with someone and I can't stand them, I'll tell them pretty much the next day I would prefer not to see them again. How do you handle things?
>>33971285must be cold in that roomState GenderWhen it's cold and your nipples poke out do you ever press them back in?Myes
>>33971284Hey, at least you go to the gym. That puts you above the average incel
Why should i be friends with women if they see me as inherently evil?
>>33971290> press them back in
>>33971278The logic of "You have a set departure no matter what so you might as well use the time you have and push through the unhappy times" applies whether you are religious or not.
>>33971289Mnoive never been close enough to a girl to have to do that
>>33971258Most of my longer lasting/regular friendships have been with women and a faggot and I'm racist and sexist and they know it.My last "gf" asked if I only had a gay best friend because I'm worried he'd steal my gfs if he was straight.she was a cunt
Do girls like their nipples sucked or is that just another porn myth?
>>33971275Complete hopelessness. I was very suicidal when I was younger. The only thing that kept me going was knowing there were people that would have been happy I killed myself and knowing I wouldn't give them the satisfaction.>>33971288Exhibanon has seen all of us naked.
>>33971293yes like with your finger
>>33971286That easy, huh?Nothing specific to make it ultra soft?
Did they block posting from private tabs? Can’t post here or on anything for no reason for at least a day now (though I’ve been gone for like a week)
Girlsdo you notice when a guy has an inguinal hernia? Like do you feel it against your ass? Mine is pretty minor right now, I can push it in and it pretty much stays in during sex. I'm skiny/muscular so it is kinda obvious despite being small. takes away from my v line a bit ;(with my flared rib I look like a freak
>>33971258I only want to fuck my attractive friends. But it’s not something I actively think about unless they give me signs they’re into me. On the other side, Me and women I don’t find attractive are an amazing platonic combo.
>>33971285Pink Areolas?
Whats the point?
you're what i cannot findyou're everything to me
>>33971288The sad namefags have a discord server.
>>33971305Yes.They want us to pay.
>>33971303Not really. Men's hands will always feel a little tougher because it's thicker.
>>33971309>PinkGross. Brown is so much hotter
>>33971258Most of my girl friends I wouldn't fuck but I vibe with on humor or they're the kind of girl that loves giving advice. Although I don't trust her advice, I do appreciate the deep attention she gives me. I sometimes think "huh, I could fuck it... but eehhh nah." my gfs at the time are usually more attractive. I could not befriend an attractive woman seriously.
>>33971307I’m a guy with a hernia and no one notices as long as I just suck in around my stomach. The problem is it’s easy to forget so I have to stay concentrated to hide it. Also my sexual performance is worse when I suck in my stomach so I only suck in when the women is facing me.I’m gonna get surgery soon.
>>33971319We are so fucking back!
>>33971317Wtf, they could’ve at least updated the faq ffs
>>33971298NAG in my experience they tend to be a little offended if I don't show the titties enough love
>>33971318Hmm..Guess I’ll just keep trying. Maybe I need a few years to see any improvement. Winter is deadly for me, even with heavy duty gloves.
>>33971312I just want to find my Historia, is that too much to ask?
>>33971319>>33971323*raises hand*i like both
>>33971314Can I pretend this is for me
I think I came onto strong on Hinge, I'm not getting a reply
Sick of cock
>>33971327You need to get rid of any dead skin if you already haven't.
>>33971322I was considering it, I went to a doctor to check it out and he told me to wait until it gets bad because surgery fucking sucks and it could always come back.I've been meaning to buy a hernia belt. I started doing pelvic floor exercises too, I've seen some testimonials of guys fixing them. I'm gonna try. This is probably why I should've worn a lifting belt for deadlifts.
>>33971334Cick of sock
>>33971298MSome of them do.
Are my arms and hands hot?
>>33971324There has been quite a few changes since the great hack. They just didn’t tell us diddly shit (as usual). I Can’t say any more, or else they will, you know what…
Girls say my hands are soft even though I have big ass fucking callouses from lifting and pullups. I guess the bottom of my palms are soft? so what bitch?
>>33971334Stick the Glock
i dont care about having dry calloused hands because i will never hold girls hand, stroke her face, or finger her pussy, so whats the pointso might as wash my hands in mineral spirits and never ever moisturize, who cares
>>33971334What did we do now?
>>33971258I don't want to fuck my female friends. I value our friendship and also some of them are fat.
>>33971340Happy to see the House Elf has been freed
>>33971341that shit was crazy man
After 5 relationships I'm finally got hit with the other side of hypergamy and BOY I almost went schizophrenic!
>>33971330no
>>33971334Tick to Tock
>>33971356Oh, who’s it for?
I met an incel guy off /pol/ and now he's ghosting me. My life is a joke
>>33971334Flick the Flock
Whatever you do, don't date the girl you could see marrying, because you will let her do whatever she wants and she will rip your fucking heart out and stomp and shit on it and puke on it and cheat on you on it
>>33971348I wasted all weekend thinking about it and never got any
>>33971258>Do men really think they can’t be friends with women?No, but I’m more likely to be close friends with men.>So you want to fuck all your female friends?Nah, but I do only seem to date women that I already consider to be a friends of mine.
>>33971334Sisterhood of travelling panties.
>>33971355I dont know what that means
>>33971360it's a song
Women are you mad at us?
>>33971369Pulling a me, very nice
>>33971334Once under lumber, let them slumber.> Foolish Mortals
>>33971364Funny, I had the same weekend but with pussy.
>>33971370Mad? MAD???!!! WHY WOULD I BE MAD???
>>33971355What?
>>33971363Is that you, SolidRev?Your kids know you on 4c?
>>33971298Some do, most don’t
>>33971369Well that much is obvious...
I was going to ask out the grocery store clerk with pink hair and then I noticed she had this ugly ass tattoo from some Michaels fantasy stencil set.classless ass bitch...
>>33971373How did you deal with it? I've just been writhing in my bed for hours.
>>33971380lol
>>33971298Only by other women. Its gross if men do it, it seems
>>33971367>>33971375same poster?I drifted in relationships in the past, not really committing that much and keeping my eyes open for a better girl, and the moment I found the better girl, she pulled a reversal on me. >>33971377Is that a computer aided drafting program?
>>33971380Don’t ask out women at their jobs, creep. We just want to get our paycheck.
>>33971288If you give exhibanon a synopsis of yourself and flirt with him enough he is generous enough to post cock in redtoga on request.Trick is, he's usually not here that much.But yeah, discord.
>>33971382Pouted, jerked off. Chatted with women on the internet.
>>33971389Unfortunately redtoga is dead lately. RIP.
>>33971389Disgusting!ATOGA is 99% Men.
>>33971386What made her better?
I followed this fine ass spandex wearing ho from the coffeeshop to her car, told her I liked her glasses, she said me too (we were wearing the same shape) I told her lets get some pizza and she had to go whatever. anyway I told her she looked deep in thought studying n shit, she said she had a bf, I said aight lemme get your number and she gives it. I text her and she doesnt reply.In the middle of all this I saw she had a chest tattoo and black shit in her teeth and was instantly regretting the interaction and asked for her number just to keep the flow and save face as a player? It was weird. fuck you
>>33971371what
>>33971391EEP
>>33971390>jerked offWhat to
>>33971387Better yet, dont ask out women at all! They dont want men
>>33971396Wow lol
>>33971389>Trick is, he's usually not here that much.He's here every hour of every day. He doesn't go outside, this thread is his life.
>>33971396Did you eat a crayon recently?
>>33971209Lotion, sunscreen, body butter, oils.
>>33971393She was white and hot like the sun.
>>33971396lolllll
I like watching sports, but actually caring about it is honestly kinda aura loss. Imagine fanboying over other adult men, it's clearly displaying yourself as low value to women.
should I watch Frieren, Re:Zero season 2+3, or Gachiakuta next?
>>33971391Soctoga got banned from the board
>>33971387What’s an appropriate place to approach a woman?
>>33971406>>33971403>>33971401>>33971383Should I get a tripfag? I'm getting so much attention
>>33971399An imaginary woman in my mind’s eye.
>>33971409Gay
>>33971409what was the reasoning?
>>33971408The other's are good, but Frieren is the best choice here
>>33971386Reversal what?Can you describe the one thing we want to know
>>33971397I am also a fan of posting out of context lyrics
>>33971404Ohhhh, body butter.Maybe that might be what I am missing.
>>33971387You're like that fat old bitch who doesn't like my age gap relationships. just because you dont have a gap doesn't mean you can take others away you fleshy abomination
>>33971408Re:Zero easily, I'd put off Frieren until the second season is closer so you don't have to wait as long.
>>33971407It's more fun if you gamble.
The internet has set unrealistic expectations that it's possible to find a girl who loves you and enjoys having you around rather than a girl who is obsessed with wishing she was a rich influencer and nothing else.
>>33971361Did u want to date him?Why pol wtf
>>33971410At an established social area, like a club , bar, festival, etc. or better yet: date within your pre-existing social network
>>33971417I think he’s saying a girl left him before he could leave her.
>>33971396>>33971380There's a lot of autism to unpack here. You might as well tripfag.
>>33971420Might seem expensive but remember you’re buying a jar of it. And for your future skin
>>33971413Lame, I was hoping for specific kinks
>>33971361Nothing ever happensGuy’s a loser chud
>>33971398No no, RIP, not EEP.>>33971409Did it? Tragic.
>>33971415Turns out some of the anons were not of age posting images.
>>33971427>date within your pre-existing social networklol women are so unrealistic
>>33971430True. Good point.Thanks.
God DAMN.I just choked on my own acid reflux.Shit fucking sucks.I'm just chilling, then bent to pick up something and then BOOM stomach acid on the epiglottis.
>>33971436To be more specific it was a couple of the females that got caught.
>>33971427But all the women at bars, clubs, and festivals have a minimum body count of 36I’d like to approach a woman who isn’t a complete whore. Where can I find them?
>>33971439if male, goodif female, I'm sorry that happened to you :'c
>>33971428>>33971417I never wanted to leave her, that's the thing. I've always wanted to leave my other girlfriends for a better girl. Finally, I found the better girl, she loved me, I left my gf for her, and then she left me. Some say I deserve it, karma. But, I disagree, all is fair in love and war, and what I did was not as bad as what my gfs did to me in the past. (cheat emotionally/physically, one left me for a mormon, the other a black guy who beat her).Anyway maybe she loved me, maybe she was just using me as a fling for her fun little trip. I wish I never met her. I wanted to marry her, but now I'm actually fucking crazy.
>>33971439have some tums, anon.
>>33971426Yes I put out an ad on there hoping >>33971434I don't understand men
>>33971435You fukin jumpscared me, you sleep paralysis demon fucker.
>>33971439I once had this fat bitch I met on Yikyak who worked at my local library come in my car in skimpy ass clothes showing off her titties and she was burping like no tomorrow. Instant regret like that chest tattoo bitch. I still groped her tits. very fleshy
>>33971335Thanks.
>>33971432I’m pretty vanilla.I thought about making out with her, stripping her clothes off, sucking on her nipples, kissing her neck, sucking and kissing the insides of her thighs, eating her pussy, squeezing and spreading her ass, propping her legs up on my shoulders, lifting her hips off the bed and fucking her, her sucking on my fingers, flipping her over and fucking her, smacking her ass.Basic stuff.
>>33971439I just choked on a fat cock. You don't see me complaining. God doesn't give with two hands.
>>33971446I'm always listening. Like Bloody Mary, my name was said three times, so here I am.
>>33971429We've spoken so many times before. You've given me relationship advice.
Women how much do you want your bf to be able to bench press?Or other lifts if those are important?
>>33971443Ah you’re an asshole, next time just write that
I told my artho friend on instagram showing her titties that they reminded me of my exes titties and she replied OMG she sounds so cute do you still talk to her?Why are arthos like this? The ex was an artho tooWhy are arthos the best girls and also the shittiest?
Should I make a motivational masculinity youtube channel?
>>33971449>not slipping a spit-coated finger into her buttholeThings aren't going to work out between us, anon.
>>33971445>I don't understand menMost of the guys on /pol/ are a bit boyish.
I don't care what women think, I will never go to the gym.
>>33971449Interesting
>>33971454My weight so he can carry me?
>>33971454Don't care. Just need him to be able to curl my bodyweight repeatedly.
>>33971441>isn’t a complete “whore”I don’t know what this means… does having a body count of 36 make you a whore?If you mean you want more sexually reserved women, you need to stick to conservative/religious areas , or if you live in a blue/liberal/progressive area, go after college students, which would make you a creep.
>>33971461Fascinating, I’m sure.
>>33971455idk why everyone calls me that, we all have assholes anon.>>33971454whatever you lift it will never be enough. there's always that gorilla beast behind you that will smack her ass. You can bench 500 and the next day she'll tell you you're weak, you dont love me you only want me for my ass, your wrists are skinny etc.
>>33971457Yes, I've already watched all of the Almight Mind videos.>>33971460Do it for yourself, you piece of shit.
>>33971463I hope you’re not fat asking for this
>>33971427if we had a "pre-existing social network" we wouldnt be here
>>33971453Oh. So. What did you ask?Maybe I can come up with a name for you.
>>33971464>does having a body count of 36 make you a whore?Yes.>go after college students which would make you a creepI am a college student.
>>33971418Your place is still at the heart of my everything
Do femanons like Exhibanon because of his big cock?
>>33971440hoes gotta hoe
>>33971413What did you imagine
>>33971471probably something about masturbating to pictures of my exes face, meeting her at a hostel, if I should make another account to contact her after she blocked me 3 times, ring a bell?
>>33971467>your wrists are skinnyLol. The true way to break a gym bro. He knows his dick is small from gear, but tell him he has chicken legs and he will cry.>>33971469I'm 130 lbs
>>33971458So be it. I’m content to just look at the butthole while I spread her cheeks a bit, personally.
>>33971474He's nice also
>>33971474I like him because he's a decent human being. That's why we all send him nudes.
>>33971389you posted your obese pussy after telling everyone how cheesy it was from disuse.
I know I'm a bad person. I know I'm crazy. I know I'm an asshole. I dont care what you think. I have to accept all of these and embrace them and become the best narcissist I can be!
>>33971472> I am a college student Okay, cool. Then get a girlfriend at your college. Most women there are still developing their sexual interested or sexually reserved. By graduation or age 21, the majority of women will have broken through this whole “will I be a whore if I sleep around?” Thing
>>33971474Yeah
>>33971463That's funny, because I would only date a girl who I could curl repeatedly as well.Seems fair to me.>>33971467Cool it with the racism.
>>33971479NtaI'm never letting a guy see my butthole
>>33971474Dont know about his cock, he seems nice though
>>33971474>big cocklollmao even
>>33971478my last gf would poke my biceps constantly and say they're like fake balloons and would constatnly both tell me I'm handsome and muscular and then call me weak when I would carry her gorgeous beautiful greek sculpture of a body. fuck her I love her so much WHYYYYY
>>33971460It's pointless anyway if you don't plan on taking roids.
>>33971476A white woman with dark blonde hair, small breasts, a tight ass and toned legs.
>>33971491Posts yours if it's bigger than 7 inches
>>33971474how do you know and wheres redtoga so I can show my cock to all the men and trannies here
>>33971488Take pride in your dirt star, queen
>>33971488Kinda impossible to avoid if you take it from behind, but I prefer missionary anyways.
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>>33971496Not true. You can still get in really good shape and improve both your health and quality of life. Plus, most women don't like men on gear.
>>33971437>>33971470Then you have to go make your own. Contact old friends. If you’re in school, Interact with people in your classes or join a club. Go to locale events in your city. Join a hobby group. Have meetups with online friends.
>>33971454My weight would be impressive, I don't think more than 200 is very necessary outside of... [redacted niche task potential] and it wouldn't be benching, just a stone carry, and likely not a long distance.
>>33971460at least run or somethingi agree though lifting is mostly useless for healthonly vanitycardio all the way
>>33971457Yes, and love women in it.
>>33971507>old friendsdont have any way to contact them>schoolgraduated>local events, hobby groupsthere are none, rural area>online friendstheyre all discord autists who are more socially awkward than me, who say they will never ever ever meet up irl
>>33971509Not really. I lift way more than I do cardio and I’ve seen health improvements, even went to the doctor a week ago and the improvements are clear. Besides gaining strength for longevity into old age weightlifting can help with controlling blood pressure/sugar levels and the like. Cardio helps with it too of course/
>>33971497Specific
>>33971518Yup. I wonder if she read that.
>>33971477Were you posting at the same time as QT? Because I think I might have gotten you confused for him sans trip. Unless this is QT.
>>33971537idk who QT is but I was doing this probably mostly in september
>>33971504Nice cope. Every guy under 30 is already doing that and it means fuck all. Foids only want roidmonkeys.
>>33971361>ghosted by a fucking /pol/ chud
>>33971474he's a simp with a big dick, this combo is unbeatablesimp + small dick = cringe losernonsimp + any dick = automatically disqualified
>>33971550:/
>>33971474He's fucked more than one of them so.
>>33971585>He's fuckedHe's a virgin
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