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penis haha
Women what would you want your crush's opening move on you to be?
penises that are brown or shorter than 6 inches should not be allowed to post
Women, does it feel weird to kiss a guy whose lips are thinner than yours?
Have you ever stood up to a bully?
If I died alone and never got a gf it wouldn't make any difference. There are lots of guys. Obviously there is no room for me
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
>>33976613No. No one stood up for me either.
I'm not normie enough to get a gf and all the alt girls are taken or have bpd :(
>>33976506Do you think you'll break up?
my dream is for white men and east asian women to breed their superior IQ genetics into a new omnibenevolent race that will take over earth and revolutionise everything
>>33976613Yes, actually.It was inconclusive, because I didn’t knock him out, but he stopped harassing me.>>33976616Damn… sorry, bro. Genuinely.
>>33976613Thats kinda wholesome that his buddies all came to back him up
>>33976613When I was a kid some guy kept hassling me because I had long hair so I hit him with a big book I was holding, he stormed off and got so pissed he punched a wall and broke his hand. An idiot teacher told me that guy's rich dad might sue me but nothing happened. I think later he totaled his car while high on butane.
>>33976614I feel like other guys are more deserving of a gf than I am. Almost like it's greedy for me to want one.
>>33976624Actually, I feel the same.Maybe, in my case, it’s bc I am “old”… but clarity has a funny way of sneaking up on you,
Look mom & dadBasically I'm just not gonna get one (a girlfriend!!)I'm sorry!!! I know..... UGH I know.....It's just that I'm not getting one is all!!LOOOOOL
>>33976628lol
>>33976619>white men>superior IQlol lmao even
>>33976628Maybe in another timeline…
>>33976613Yeah, threw a hook, stopped bothering me on the spot from that point on
>>33976631This. Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQ
>>33976634Niceee.png
>>33976602Oh look after she was my squatter for so long, she took my boytoy tall self on a date...
Should I just embrace gooning? Like spend money on sex dolls, lube, adderall, weed, etc.
Input from either sex is welcome. Which aspect would you prioritize to fix depression/anxiety ED:Mental stuff, so getting therapy and maybe medsor Physical, so losing weight, better diet, cardio, etc.would it be damaging to a man longterm to take dick pills and fuck regardless of mental, physical, and emotional health? Or would it help by faciliating the deed and relaxing performance anxiety? are they easy to wean off of?I just want to have sex again but we're both depressed because of this.
>>33976622True friends.The rarest thing a Man could ask for.
>>33976634Because you missed and spun yourself around and he realized bullying a sped was no fun
>>33976638No, do not go quietly. Fight for a better future until you either succeed or die.
>>33976635Ashkenazi jews? You mean…the ones who are from Europe? What colour is their skin?
>>33976602How do I love women again?
>>33976639fstart therapy and weight loss simultaneously but take it slow and steady so it's actually sustainable don't do the other things
>>33976640No one asked but here's a fun stand up session about male friendshiphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fsoWW_fZyM
>>33976644Appreciate the women in your immediate life (mother, etc).Volunteer
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
>>33976649slow down emo boy
>>33976645Hello F.I am Anon M.
>>33976639physical i think
>>33976641No
>>33976654hello mI am anonina, f
>>33976643Depends. Jeff Goldblum is olive.
listening to music browsing atoga about to shower yippee
>>33976639FTherapy and exercise. Start with cardio only until you have the habit and discipline of exercising perfected
>>33974684That's sexual harassment
>>33976662^_^
didn't realize the thread ended so reposting>>33976012people who feel gross about masturbating disgust me like grow the fuck up how can you not find in masturbation something innately good and virtuous. people with dispositional problems about eating or sex or whatever are fucking gross man it just shows they don't have any depth to them and operate on the level of what others think about them that doesn't reflect reality. when i think about a girl masturbating im reminded of all sorts of subtle emotions and the charm of solitude and it makes me view her as even more beautiful. i'm an incel but when i jerk off it's almost always to female masturbation content usually doujins so im always searching up f:masturbation and f:solo_action on exhentai partially because its hot as fuck but partially because it's one of the few sexual acts that retain a sense of emotion and subtlety for example when done in pajamas in the rosy silence of her room with plushies around. why would you be grossed out by that it seems like a dream. i wish i was a girl so i could masturbate like that. imagine if you were a guy you'd probably never jerk off lol.
>>33976662skill issue, I'm already done showeringI smell so good, I used my new perfume that smells like chocolate covered cherries
>>33976662>RamRanch.mp4
>>33976665:)>>33976667nicee
>>33976666>words
>>33976667name pls? been looking for a good choccy scent but everything is bitter or saccharine.
>>33976667a-are you in a towel?
>>33976670Femanon tippy toes.
>>33976666incubus quads
>>33976668NO
>>33976671you might not like this one then, it's very sweet, which is why I like it
>>33976612>Women, does it feel weird to kiss a guy whose lips are thinner than yours?i only kiss black men, so that's never been an issue for me
>>33976672no, blow drying my hair rn and running late
>>33976667>smells like chocolate covered cherriesso just chocolate? theres no way you can smell the cherry if it's inside the chocolate
>>33976680die
>>33976683uhm... did covid take your sense of smell?
Women, how many moids would you hope to kill in a potential moid genocide?
>>33976680If anyone takes your stale bait, they deserve to die.
>>33976686i swerved covid and the vax by being a hikkineet get on my level
>>33976679gah maybe. will try though ty nona
>>33976682Late for what?
>>33976683Cherries and fruit are amazing.
>>33976613Sorta. Dude was pissed off for reasons and he was taking it out verbally at my friends and me, so I started saying shit back. He was just having a bad day though, and I recognized later that he was actually a pretty cool guy normally. We always got along well after
>>33976680>anon is also black
>>33976689then what ruined your nose? piss bottles? >>33976691hope you find one you like >>33976692werk
>>33976679PerfumeFor Men… what?
>>33976697well i think the moment my sense of smell got obliterated was when you walked into the room
>>33976699oh, you're one of THOSE, lol
>>33976697Moved your days?
>>33976698Yeah, if youre not a homosexual its called perfume.
>>33976628I think my parents think I'm gay at this point.
>>33976697Euro ATOGAN.
>>33976702covering for someone else :) ok, bye, enjoy your shower
>>33976703
>>33976701wuts dat mean bitchy bitch chan?
>>33976706Have a good day Get NTA’d
>>33976697>werkYou should be onlyfansmaxxing
>>33976698think of it as concentrated cologne
>>33976714Otay.
no matter how attractive a woman is, she’s still a human, and she still has to do all of the disgusting things that humans dothose actresses you see in movies that look like they were made in a lab, they have to urinate, defecate, spread their ass cheeks in the shower to clean their butthole, they’ve had explosive diarrhoea at least once in their life as well
Femanons, imma be your monogamous boyfriend, but you can still sleep with chad, it's nbd
>>33976719I haven't watched a movie or television in over 10 years
>>33976719I'm still unworthy of them
>>33976716(Otay!)
>>33976720Maybe, but no guys, only other women
>>33976724>My gf is a ladykiller
>>33976719some guys would say that makes it even better
>>33976719I wake up every morning doing a yawn stretch and a fart. Am I human enough
women,im an 33yo unc that is about to use tinder/bumble/whatever for the first time with the help of some friends. ive dated before and have plenty of experience but ive never done "proper" OLD outside of meeting people on random forums and friend groups.tldr: what has been your experience seeing guys profiles that have jokes in their photos? i won't go into details as to what im planning since the jokes are to my taste and im not looking for criticism - moreso looking for first-hand accounts with encountering funny profiles, how you responded to them, what were the outcomes with the guys, etcty in advance
>>33976719Still would (Elizabeth Olsen).
>>33976719Still would (Anya Taylor Joy)
>>33976719Still would (her)
>>33976737name drop her faggot
>>33976738Rude, say please
>>33976724NTA.Would you be offended if he thought that was hot?
>>33976719Still would (Kate Beckinsale x Betty Gilpin x Rebecca Ferguson - all at once).
>>33976739Do you understand where you are
Im hungyy
>>33976744Sameee id love a fry
>>33976743Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see?
>>33976744Femanon tummy wummy emergency.
>>33976729What is unc Anyways, funny profiles don’t work well. I ignore all of them. Guys tend to be goofy and non caring, most women want someone nice and proper, with a fun side.
Dear women, it seems like FMF relationships are the new meta. But what about FFF or MFM?
>>33976740No, wouldn’t that be required for a relationship like that to work?
Women if you saw me with an erection while sleeping, would you poke it?
>>33976746aaaaaa
>>33976751FFF can work, but never majority guys
>>33976752Not necessarily. Some people just don't get jealous.
>>33976756Have you ever been in one?
>>33976751too many letters
Why the fuck am I good at attracting, talking to, banter, etc. with older women but im disgusting to girls my age
>>33976756So much… pink.
Beautiful women are the best
>>33976764Become the MILF Hunter, it is your destiny son.
>>33976764How dominant are you? I've noticed zoomettes are extremely submissive.
>>33976760Currently in FF and F fwb
>>33976751>FMF relationships are the new meta??????
>>33976774JH!?No, you should be with me.
>>33976756>but never majority guysEven if they treat you like a queen?
>>33976751JH can attest to this. She and another woman basically share a top 5%er. Imagine if all women eventually date a few top 5%ers because that's the direction we're heading. MFM is pointless when it can be:>FFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFFF40 women dating 3 guys
>>33976774Femanon has rizz>>33976775Female male female.
>>33976749it's unfortunate that attempts at humor for levity are read as unseriousness despite how i am in person, but ill do it anyway to start and see how i faireither way, appreciate the response also, unc basically just means 30+what do you mean exactly b "nice and proper"?
>>33976777Not JH>>33976778Sorry I wasn’t taking the question seriously, all combination can work but in my experience that is the combination that works the least
>>33976719Nice try, women don't poop and they pee from their butt. Everyone knows this.
>>33976784>Female male female.Yeah I know that but what the hell do you mean its the new meta
>>33976729>on dating apps at 33>still typing like a teenagerYeah, it's not going to work.
Holy shit I win the biggest retard award. for the past year I thought I was 2 years older than my actual age. I basically just de-aged, I feel so spry
>>33976774NTA. Are you the femanon who'd have threesomes in her dorm?
I want a GF to watch Attack on Titan with and to then bitch about the ending with.
I want to be left alone
i cant stop thinking about her
>>33976792Women:
>>33976797Dont spoil i need to watch pleaaaseeee
>>33976791bait
Well like they all say ladies, Gotta Catch 'Em All, Pokemon! ;)(I know that's sleazy but one of you all out of a hundred gotta at least want a boytoy)
>>33976751>>33976774>Currently in FF and F fwbNo wonder men are so lonely now while women are fine
>>33976788Do the guys get jealous?
>>33976788Oh… Belize chan.
>>33976805Stacy is the new Chad :)
>>33976801I won't spoil, but I will say that despite my strong vitriol over the ending it is still worth finishing. Also the anime depiction isn't as bad, but I won't go into detail beyond that.
>>33976798>>33976799Me too.>>33976790Women are more willing to share.
>>33976806the men fight each other to the death
>>33976805Some of them are catching pokemon ;)
>>33976802Not bait. You should be more mature and unless you're rich and fit, you're not going to get much on dating apps if you can't get a gf at 33 from just living your life. I'm giving you a reality check.
Women, I want a matriarchy. Let's smash the patriarchy and create one.
>>33976774Wrong board. Fuck off.
>>33976786Someone that takes life seriously, someone that tries. Stable and mature. Physically and mentally healthy. Sincere, independent and vulnerable.
>>33976819Based principled bigot
>>33976818We already live in one.
>>33976819MThis is the guy that got cucked by a lesbian btw
>>33976795No but I like her.
>>33976820> Someone that takes life seriouslyNTA, hopefuel
>>33976822Moid hands
>>33976801he's overreacting. Its not the best ending, but its far from the ''OMG THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER'' the spergs are crying about
>>33976822Trooke
>>33976819She gets more pussy than you, lololol
>hags in their 30s pretend to be lesbians because they missed out on having a husband and childrenGrim
>>33976828I'll watch soon and see if im a sperg or not
>>33976831That’s a lot of pink.
>>33976824Does your fwb hookup with your girlfriend too?
>>33976832I DIDNT MISS OUT FUCK YO
>>33976832Bro is coping big time. I had a threesome once, and it's crazy how hard women get each other off.
>>33976817living my life has produced plenty of relationships outside of online dating, and the only reason my last relationship ended was because of an unplanned pregnancy, a miscarriage, an endo diagnosis, and an amicable separation after everything was said and done.
>>33976828Hehe, spergs. Maybe if you got the right one in a pokeball it wouldn't be an issue, not to worry the right pokemon will be as rewarding.
>>33976832>pretend to be lesbians because they aren't into menA slight fix.
>>33976807I don’t know who that is either. I’m Stardew but haven’t been here for a while
>>33976832I'd let my wife have a gf if she wished. She wouldn't have to choose.
>>33976819I’m in the right place, feel free to ask a question I will ignore lol
>>33976845Then you'd end up making a thread asking what to do about falling in love with your wife's girlfriend
>>33976846>>33976843Nobody cares about your input. Fuck off back to your discord server.
>>33976843Oh, I made the mistake of mixing up the two in the past, so that’s why I assumed.
>>33976825That’s great! Go get ‘em
crushing my body under all the blankets and pillows.male and female anons, do u keep plants in your bedroom?
>>33976834True. I wonder if lesbian threesomes always end up as a triskelion?
>>33976843>I’m StardewBased. Hope you've been well.
>>33976846She assumes all pokemon are diglets, but has yet to see the strong types... Well maybe a strong type diglet, but all we can do is hope and see if she looks past flirting as sleazy.
>>33976836She’s my wife and yeah this is a group activity lol, sometimes one person watch
>>33976849>Nobody cares about your inputI do...
>>33976850Good to know there are more of us, no worries
>>33976858This thread is meant for straight relationships. What is an old hag lesbo going to ask here or give advice on?
>>33976807>Belize chanIs that Korra?
Would you like a McDonald's breakfast?
Incels, this is your chance
>>33976861Actuaranon's pussy eating advice got me a lot of compliments when I lost my virginity.
>>33976854All good! Still married, still happy, education about done. How are you?
>>33976864-insert pokedex entry about pokemon needing food and nourishment with its trainer-
women dont like jazz, they dont like black metal, they dont like black metal, they dont like good video games, they dont like horror movies, they dont like adult swim cartoons how the fuck am i supposed to relate to them!!!!!!
>>33976863Idk, sorry.
Hag is kind of a hot word…
>>33976868Got a link?
>>33976828>he's overreactingNo I'm not
>>33976869I'm home for the holidays. Just finished my freshman year.
>>33976871I know a woman who adores metal, and I met her through video games. You just ain't lookin' hard enough.
>>33976873cringe if mbased if f
>>33976871stupid idiot
>>33976861Most "lesbians" have fucked men before, so they can give advice for straight peopleThey also probably fuck more women than the men here do so they can give proper advice
>>33976874No, sorry, it's a screenshot.
>>33976714Why would a sophisticated pokemon like myself need to smell so obvious. I let my intellect and my growth do the talking.
>>339768642x Hashbrowns, and a bagel BLT.
>>33976852>do u keep plants in your bedroom?MYeah, I have some flowers.
>>33976864I havent been in a mcdonalds in over 15 yearsI dont know what a mcdonalds breakfast is
>>33976861Ask straight relationships anything? You are in the wrong thread
>>33976883>asking lesbians for sex advicewack>asking lesbians for domestic abuse adviceReal shit
>>33976895Picrel…
>>33976892Yummy egg cheese muffin hash brown
>>33976895Qt, why are you lesbophobic? I'm a straight guy, but I'm curious?
>>33976895She is very lucky to have her body, because she is a total butterface
>>33976857How did you meet your fwb?
>>33976895KekDo you think Stardew will be the victim or the perpetrator?
>>33976900Isn't this body gone now?
>>33976903She's Korean and 6'1, for sure the perpetrator
>>33976905Liar.You ghey.
>>33976886Post it, must study the literature
>>33976900Why u hatin, sis?We should be uplifting each other.
Question for woman. Can you be in a relationship with someone who can't love?
>>33976905>6'1She could beat up most of the manlets ITT lol
>>33976900I think she's cute10/10 faces are offputting desu, better than the buccal fat abominations
>>33976907I think you mean the cliterature.
>>33976909>womanWhich one?
>>33976891whats ur favorite?
>>33976832>missed out on having a husbandyeah since there's such a shortage of desperately lonely millennial men
>>33976790>Yeah I know that but what the hell do you mean its the new metaOh, it's basically video game slang for new dominant strategy.
Tomorrow I get a dating app. I was thinking hinge. Thoughts?Also how do I talk to women? I have no clue what to say over text or how to start a convo.
>>33976861Usual assumption that all pokemon are filthy disgusting fighting animals, but despite that all we can hope for is that some woman looks past it and captures us someday, but the amount of optimism we need will take work but we need to strengthen it each day we evolve into our upmost species.
>>33976911Snow.
Cat is snoring on me
>>33976915I like my lilacs
>>33976910Nah, a Full Nelson would do her in,literally.;)
>>33976848No, I'm monogamous.
>>33976923Bro, you'd have to be 6'7"
>>33976910No female can take a man's punch.
>>33976911Sweet Jesus..With a force of a thousand suns!
>>33976924You're also really really boring
>>33976849>Nobody cares about your input.Ironic considering everytime she posts she gets mobbed with questions
I want women to fuck off.
>>33976927Manlets aren't really men, though.
lesbian femanon who grudgingly helps me master eating pussy once I convince her that my desire to learn is sincerelike Pai Mei teaching Uma Thurman even though she's a white bitch
>>33976902She works in my area and is new here. We small talked some and I invited her out with my friends.
>>33976932So what are females if they can't even beat manlets? Subhumans?
>>33976934Is she foreign? How'd you find out she likes women?
>>33976905I’m half Korean and 6’1. and never hurt anyone. I’m actually a therapist focused on suicide prevention.
>>33976935Fae folk
>>33976922lilacs r nice :)
>>33976937>I’m actually a therapistKek, no wonder you're so pathetic and insufferable.
>>33976929That's fine, not everyone is a sexual polymath
>>33976937>and never hurt anyoneDon't you wear latex and beat people up?
>>33976937Stardew Valley.
>>33976937>I’m actually a therapist focused on suicide prevention.Bless you.
>>33976940Would she be easier to tolerate if she were sexually unsuccessful?
>>33976939What's your favorite?
I’m into fashion Men are my passion
>>33976942>Don't you wear latex and beat people up?Whoa! Does she ever beat up guys?
Men, what would you do if you found out one of your friends was a literal cuck?
>>33976948Once under lumber, let them slumber.
>>33976951Fuck his wife
>>33976951Why would this be a problem, not my business. I mean, revoke his man card and ostracize him from the group
>>33976951MDisown them. No joke.
>>33976950I think she goes to bdsm dungeons and beats up guys as well
>>33976951You think I'd be here if I had friends?
>>33976947i only have a small orange tree in my room desu. poppies are my favorite flowers tho
>>33976951Fuck his wifeHe can't watch though
>>33976936She’s not foreign. She found out when she met my wife, and we found out when she told us. Easy peasy
>>33976957>I think she goes to bdsm dungeons and beats up guys as wellI wish I were handsome enough to be invited to a place like that. It sounds like a great way to get over finals stress.
I have size 15 shoes and I hate it nowhere ever has them, is there any place that I can find them in retails without going online?
>>33976942I wear latex, but I don’t beat anyone up.>>33976943Yeah hehe played that game a lot.>>33976944Thank you>>33976957I do not
Yes…
>>33976951Have a beer or tea together and laugh it off as the guy probably hooked up with a gold digger who wasn't worth it while then playing a video game and trying to find our next hot chicks we want to date who won't do the same. It's a moment where the pokemon trainer basically gives up when one of her pokeballs are fighting to open. Nothing new. Only people who freak out have first world problems.
>>33976967Sounds like a good time.
>>33976975It is! Hope you’re having a good time too?
>>33976967>She found out when she met my wifeDid your fwb not realize she was sapphic until she met your wife?
>>33976971I have size 13 extra wide feet and I can only get shoes onlineJust got to bite the bulletThey usually have free returns so I buy a few pairs and then returns the ones that don't fit me
>>33976918If you're male, don't bother with dating apps.
>>33976978I'm a virgin :x
>>33976972Would you fuck any of the girls wearing latex in the 2 photos?
>>33976981Maybe he's tall?
>>33976979No, I meant she knew that we were into women when she met my wife. We suspected each other but wasn’t sure until we were all together. Socially.Am I making sense
>>33976980Most the time even on sale 15s are like $150 I can't always afford it.
>>33976984Last one if she’s attractive and I like her
>>33976989Yes, now I understand.
>>33976989How long between finding out you're all into women and having sex did it take?
>>33976982You'll find it eventually.
Are all the femanons gay or bi?
>>33976996Are we talking hipsters including men too who frequent 4chan or most men and women?
>>33976994A few months. Maybe it would be faster but we are all busy people
>>33976997Didn't you say in gioyc that you were leaving for at least a week?
>>33976996All women are bi, no woman is a pure lesbian or pure straight
Kia ora.
>>33977000Yes, and I know where this is going. You feel I'm shitting up your funny by giving you dull and boring retardation. On a serious note I am currently studying. Just thought I could be around someone who doesn't act like they are a parent even though I'm 31 every once in a while.
ILL BE YOUR MIRRORRRRR
>>33977003Why did they invent a mole with beak and no hands?
Today, the alcohol and weed got out of my system, and I no longer want to kill myself. But I hate women, the only thing they want is sex, and they're useless and boring outside of it. Basically, they're biological masturbation for men to enjoy, who, for some stupid reason, got men's rights.I also hate men, weak and pathetic simps who had everything and decided to lose it for no reason at all. Society is trash and should not exist the way it is. I hate it so much it's impossible.
>>33976610I'd like him to ask me out for a coffee or something simple. Also, he's pretty touchy feely for such a shy person, he always brushes my arm or pats my back, but when I try to do the same he pulls away. I wish he'd let me touch too :(
>>33976986Even if that's the case, the struggle is out of this world. Unless he's like 6'7 and even then a new issue manifests itself where women will try to test his intelligence constantly, as not to feel bad about themselves for being 4'11 and going for extremely tall men specifically, over other available options.
>>33977000Though I will say even though you're over there being critical because your Nazi feelings can't handle different, I'm still gonna have fun.
>>33977009>I hate womenBased.
womenwhat are period cramps like
>>33976996I wish I was the kind of woman other women find attractive but I'm not really attracted to them. Dunno if that counts as gay
>>33977010>Also, he's pretty touchy feely for such a shy person, he always brushes my arm or pats my back, but when I try to do the same he pulls away.That's cute as fuck
>>33977009>I hate menExtremely based
>>33977008Do not mock the proud Kiwi.
>>33977017Would you sleep with a woman?
Dead as fuck tonight.
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>33977028No
Femanons, is it ok if i end NNN a week early?
>>33977032There’s one reason for that
>>33977018He is cute but his ambivalence is killing me
>>33977037doing NNN in the first place is weird as shit
I'm 24 y/o guy and I've been chatting with 18 y/o girl online for some time. We met online and had fun conversation about random things, so decided to keep in touch. It was fine at first. Recently though, she told me that she's finishing high school. I thought she was in college based on our conversations. While our chats were never anywhere close to being flirty and such, I'm still weirded out about this and not sure how to proceed.I should just be honest about this, right? Like, "Hey, I'm actually not comfortable with this and think we should stop talking to each other"?I'm no stranger to having older friends and that's why I initially wasn't against this, but now it does weird me out a little bit.
>>33976951Lose all respect for him, advise he get help over his porn addiction
>>33977040Depends on the person.
>>33977037I would recommend not participate in increased cancer risk
>>33977041Yeah that sounds reasonable
>>33977038What is it? Because it's Thanksgiving this week?
>>33977041yeah that honest response is good as-is. you and your friend are in different stages of maturity and life, and you'd end up more as a mentor-figure than a friend. that in itself is uncomfortable.
I feel like my body does not align with how I think I should be in my head. Not in a gender dysmorphia way
>>33977047No Swiss
>>33977049It's called Body Dysmorphia.
>>33976918Well, you can try duolicious, its kind of like /r9k/ if it had it's guts pulled out and rearranged into the shape of a dating app. and the most you'd pay for it is a $1 subscription to change your profile's colors. Least frustrating dating app I've tried, though I'm heavily biased 'cuz it's full of severely mentally ill 4channers (my type).
I don't care what happens as long as I get to stay with my wife until the end of my days.
need a second opinion>be 32>go on tinder because im horny>matched a qt 18 y/o>went on date, was horny but felt bad she looked so young so we just hung out and jerked off at home>date was bad and awkward because i was horny>went on another date because she made fun of me>actually went really well compared to the last girl i went with on tinder, went to a movie we had to ourselves and we talked throughout it >went on several more dates, 7 in total all good>she asked me straight up if i even wanted to have sex>told her i do but dont at the same time because she legit looks young af and i've never had an age gap>she told me it was fine we can just be friends but she thought i was sexy and "has a thing for older guys" which made me feel creepy af.I dont aim for young girls, i've dated a hot 48 year old for a year because she still got it but left because the age gap was real and she couldn't have kids, otherwise I would've stood. I want to fuck this 18 year old but Idk I dont want to feel like a creep for doing it although I know I'm not. Out of the 7 dates we've been on we've had fun. thoughts? All the stereotypes>she's mature for her agewe talked about that and eventually we talked about "what does being mature even mean" and spent 20 minutes trying to figure it out. We both speak our mind and say stupid shit and we lock in when things are happening. We matched because we both have adhd and bonded with that.>girls my age suckna, women in general dont suck but I feel like its hard to find someone who's interesting in general both young and old. that 40s girl I dated was interesting.>she's still developingyeah idk how i feel about that. I really don't, personally I've fucked older women at 16 and had zero problems with it, but then again I know most people aren't able to do that I guess?I wanna know if women think I'm a creep if I do have sex with her. I dont want that shit on my application if it doesn't work out with this girl, 18 and 32 is a gap
>>33977052Oh well I got that, bigly.
got a date with an adventurous 37yo hag next weekits our second date, should I try to get her to a hotel? (part of the culture here)
>>33977056>I wanna know if women think I'm a creep if I do have sex with her.Why do you care what other people think?
>>33977056what type of man says NO to sex with a younger woman?get yourself checked
>>33977041This is just stupid. There is nothing wrong with having friends of any age. She's not even a minor, so you can fuck her. I see no problem there.
>/atoga/ mood today: Im scared of 18yo girls wanting to fuck me
Society in 30 years>I was talking to this 25 year old but I felt kinda weird about it, she is hardly old enough to own her own AI housekeeper...
>>33977056>>33977041What's up with the poor baits? Are you using ChatGPT for your fetish?
>>33977059Shit, I don't for most things except this for some reason. I dont want to fall into the pedo / minecraft youtuber pedo rabbithole because I hate those guys. That's the biggest reason desu, surprisingly my mom and sister said they're fine with it and seemed excited I was dating someone. She was worried for a sec she was actually underage but after said have a kid with her, ironic since my mom got baby trapped by an asshole. really its just the morality of it, again i hate real pedos and I dont want to be what i hate
>>33977046I thought so. Thanks.>>33977048>and you'd end up more as a mentor-figure than a friend. that in itself is uncomfortable.Oh yeah, we're already kind of there due to some things discussed. I like being useful in conversations like this because in part it helps me stop thinking about my own messy life... Then again, I'm too much of a mess myself to really be a proper guide for anyone.
>>33977049It's gender dysphoria, body dysmorphia. Two different words.
>>33977067can a mother fucker not have a dilemma? wtf is the point of this thread even? just tell me if this is actual pedo shit or stfu
>>33976905>>33976937>"female">6'1"I smell a tranny.
>>33977066More like>This 55yo pedo creep had sex with a 50yo girl, she's basically a child!!!
>>33976937You won't be able to prevent my suicide
You ever nutted on your own face?
>>33977068>i hate real pedosWell as we both know, 18 is an adult. What metric is there left that would make this in any way minecraft youtuber adjacent?
>>33977066Real women will be completely obsolete in 30 years. By then we'll have full AI text to speech integration into ultra realistic sex dolls.
>>33977081Everyone did
>>33977081No, and I've never tasted it either.
>>33977068MI think it'd be too weird for me, but if you were my friend I wouldn't think you were a creep necessarily. Your mom and sister being normal about it is heartening IMO.Also the anons acting like you're being puritanical for having apprehensions about fucking someone who's pretty close to half your age are retarded.
>>33977072Perhaps if you read between the lines instead of letting your "is this sketchy" detector go all over the place, you can tell it is just harmless fun. People do do weird shit posting horrorifying shock shit from the dark web every once in a while, but those types are attention seekers you should ignore. Anon, everyone here is an adult. Truthfully I do need to be more goal oriented than righteous, but it is the right thing to know things are okay here.
>>33977083I will die alone before I pour out my soul to a fucking text generator
>>33977063>There is nothing wrong with having friends of any age.I know. Like I said, I've been friends with 20+ people while still in middle school.>She's not even a minor, so you can fuck her. I see no problem there.Fucking a high schooler as a guy in mid-20s with a job feels very weird to me, but to each their own.>>33977067>What's up with the poor baits?I'm sorry you couldn't jerk off to my post because that wasn't the point of it, anon.
>>33977083Why again do we give men's rights to women? Just so we would need to make sex dolls instead? Can someone explain this tactical move to me as if I'm an infant?
>>33977081No but I've accidently nutted on my shirt
>>33977083There are people who still cling to real diamonds despite being chemically identical to synthetic ones. The VAST majority will still want a human wife to bear children and have an actual soul, with a waifu maid on the side.
>>33977074tall girls are hot
>>33977096I agree
>>33977081The post nut clarity from this is depressing as fuck, especially if it was to some "cum on your face for me loser" porn.
>>33977081In my mouth but not on my face.
>>33977093>Can someone explain this tactical move to me as if I'm an infant?Because "powers that be" scammed women into thinking being forced into more responsibility was actually "freedom" and now we have twice the workforce and households are making less money than single worker households made anyways.
>>33977102The worst part is nobody is raising the youth. Women go to work so that they can afford to send the kids to daycares and schools to be indoctrinated by strangers. It's absurdity.
>>33977105>The worst part is nobody is raising the youthThat's the fun part, because now we have propaganda raising the youth!Isn't abolishing tradition awesome?
>>33977093>>33977102>>33977105Sorry chud, we want careers, not families
Garbage can is full... What the fuck should I do? I'm freaking out.
Must have had jalapeno juice on my hand from making chili verde, now my eye is watering.
>>33977108There's no easy way to tell you this, but you need to take the trashbag out and put a new one in.
