I've always liked ice cream buffets. I’ve always grabbed the same flavors, three scoops, usually picking between strawberry, cherry, chocolate, or some tiny variation of those depending on the place.And at the end I just dump a bunch of M&Ms and rainbow sprinkles on top, it's good ’cause it gives that crunch.Yesterday my girlfriend told me to never put that colorful stuff on my ice cream again ’cause only faggots do thar or like I got “childish palate.”Man, I’m the one paying, so I put whatever the hell I want on my damn ice cream. Nobody gives a shit about what other people put on their ice cream, so I don't get why this is even a thing now. Or is she right and that colorful stuff is kinda gay? What do you guys think?
Make her eat ice cream out of her best friend's asshole to restore harmony to the relationship.
>>33988473Did you show her your panties?
>>33988473I won't read is this normal threads, for the usual reason.
>>33988473That first paragraph kinda sounded like the ice cream loving Patrick BatemanBut your girlfriend sounds Russian or something.
>>33988473your girlfriend is absolutely right, and you sound like a faggot
>>33988473Real men only eat chocolate sprinkles
>>33988473If it’s your money, do what you like. I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting an assortment of toppings on your ice cream, no matter your age or sex.It’s possible that she already sees you as behaving like a child and she is trying to make you more mature instead of her issue being specifically ice cream related.
>>33988473I used to do my ice cream like that when I was 10.The correct response is to take her into the restaurant bathroom and fuck her.It's spontaneous and she can't call you a faggot.
things that 4chan told me are gay:>skinny jeans>shorts (in general)>backpacks>over shoulder bags>pajamas>speedospic related is the guy calling you gay on 4chan
Fellas is it gay to get ice cream? The fuck is wrong with your girlfriend man LOL
>>33989173if you buy this and lick it in public, you're gay
>>33988473Break up with her, genuinely, there's a very high chance she doesn't care about you too much
>>33989800i dont understand why anyone cares about moids. moids WANT to be hated
>>33988473Hit her with your purse!At'll show 'er!No really dude, Allowing a woman to bully you like that?>>33989078>pic
>>33988473Girls are weird with the little ways they needle you. I think it's a test, and you're suppose to act unbothered or else you lose man points or something.I have a high pitched sneeze, and every time I sneezed around my ex she'd say, "Are you on your period?" She'd also repeatedly hit me at random, while asking, "You're annoyed right now, aren't you?" Mind you this is a 36 year old woman.The whole 'men need to be men again' thing has caused some kind of brainrot in women. Then again, I guess men are equally brainrotted by the whole trad wife obsession.
I have no idea what world zoomers live in where sprinkling rainbow shit on your food isn't homo
>>33989930i only see moids saying "men need to be men again"
>>33989941Yeah but you're a retarded faggot tranny that's never talked to a real woman in your life.
>>33988473She is right, and also a bitch. Eat the ice cream and dump the bitch.>>33988477good advice
>>33989949>be a moid>claim that women hate moids>talk to one woman who actually hates moids>accuse her of being a troon, thinking you can get her to post nudes
>>33988473So you eat gay ice cream. If she's like that about other stuff, you should probably just ditch her. Not because she insulted your ice cream, but because she's a stupid bitch that feels insecure that her boyfriend isn't manly enough. Do your best to be a grown man, but what you like is what you like. Any normal person will look at you and think "lol he got the gay ice cream" and then go about their day because it doesn't matter.
>>33989078>>33989800>>33989930>>33989981>>33990201It's not like she was being serious or trying to put me down, She only told me two weeks after it. Strange because I spent 3 whole years trying to win her and convince her I am a good man while being myself and she never cared, but now that we are together she makes those small comments about me once in a while.
"good man"
Call her a dyke
>>33988473fuck that bitch you can eat whatever the fuck you want, if she's really upset and not playing w you then fuck that bitch
>>33990309You have to open up to her and talk about itRelationship is all about communication, talk to her how you feel, that's all you can do about itWhether she decides to change her ways or not will show you if she cares about you or not, then you can decide what you can do then.If you're not open with your feelings, then she will never know how much it bothers you
>>33988473Another simp beta male fails the shit test. Have you tried telling her to stop being a bitch or to stfu once in your life?
>>33988473>What do you guys think?I think your girlfriend isn't a nice person to be around.
>>33988473Looks like I have to add Ice Cream to the:>List of things women hate men forReally glad to see women are spending there time and energy on the things that matter.
>>33989941That's because you're looking for confirmation bias. As a "moid" on dating apps, I can tell you plenty of women are putting that out there.
>>33992404>i can tell that all women are like that because i look for the specific type of woman that is like that
>>33992993When did I say anything about all women? And I don't control which profiles show up on my feed.
>>33992996DATING APPS attract a specific type of woman, but you moids claim that all women are the same as the ones you see on dating apps.
>>33988473Do her up the ass and ask her who's the faggot now.
>>33993431I'd like to redact this statement, moids have resizing my gay asshole lately and now I love them.
>>33993483i'd like to retract this statement, it is not gay for a woman to have sex with james madison
>>33988473She's fucking with you.Just grin and tell her to shaddap.
>>33988473you should have just slapped her or choked her honestly, anything other than just gape your mouth open in defeat like you probably did.It wasn't the sprinkles that was gay, it's the fact that you don't have her make you sprinkles sundays while using her as a footrest every day after work as a punishment for that slight.never forget for a moment who the master is in the relationship again. And set her straight.
>>33988473It's just ice cream... in fact that sounds good. Your girlfriend is just projecting her insecurity. Though the bad news is, when women do that it means she's insecure about you. Basically, it's not about the ice cream.
>>33995338>why do you hate men? men are gentle, men want equality!the fact that you use it as a punishment proves that you know women dont all want choking btw KAM
>>33988473Unironically read the book "No More Mr. Nice Guy." It explains dynamics like this thoroughly. And it isn't woke nor manosphere crap.
>>33989930>"Are you on your period?" She'd also repeatedly hit me at random, while asking, "You're annoyed right now, aren't you?" Mind you this is a 36 year old woman.kek. IDK I find outrageous bantz like that kinda cool. She just wants you to squeeze her ass or fondle her tits like the little bitch she is. I have no problem with that.
>>33988473Bend her over and fuck her in the ass since you are a faggot, her own words. After fuck her in the pussy cause you are straight.
>>33988473Sounds like a shit test
>>33988473This is a shit testThe correct answer is "I don't care"
>>33988473She’s right. It’s not manly to have those toppings. It’s childish. I’d be turned off as well if I were her.
>>33999505moids will be ashamed of ice cream but not lying and assault
I wish my girlfriend would call me a faggot. Pretty sure if she heard me say faggot she'd break up with me.
You're a grown man going to an ice cream buffet. You are either gay as hell or so straight you don't care if your ice cream is a colorful pile of sugar sweet confection. If the former, she is right and you should go find a dude. If the latter, call her a faggot for ruining the magic of ice cream island.
>>33988473>Or is she right and that colorful stuff is kinda gay?I think I'm too cynical because I cannot fathom a adult man genuinely having this kind of question, but let me guess, you also think inserting a pink penis shaped object in your ass is gay, right? Either way you are retarded for not seeing what's going on.
>>33988473Paranoid beliefs like that are not telling signs you are a homosexual.
>>33988617the fuck is Today about
>>33988473She is shit testing you, spanking and anal correction are the only way to salvage your relationship.
>>33988473if she calls you a faggot again look at her lovingly, kiss her cheek and call her your favourite twink. this will resolve the issue.
