>>33993011
i have no idea what the rose message is supposed to be.

but i guess "hey bitch look at my semi-cured ham" would work wonders

>>33993048
Rose messages just send the message through without a match I think, or at least prioritizes it.
Your words are immaculate thank you
..how did you know my ham hadn't fully cured yet?

>>33993073
i'm something of charcutier myself

>>33993011
A safe bet might be something like, "I just so happen to do this as a hobby. Hope you like [thing you do well in charcudary]!"

I'd like to compose a message to a girl things have fallen off with, for no particular reason. We still keep in touch, but the tone is very cordial and not flirty. I'd like to take a stab at getting her back, before moving on with my life. What should I say to her?

>>33993256
My princes is much larger than when you last saw it. Want to have another look?

>>33993468
Unironically I would just like to hit it again, and she was always pretty enthusiastic about my dick. But I feel like you can't be direct about wanting sex with women.

>>33993487
I mean I think women love direct honest requests form men. While I was joking it might be worth it the hit her with "I want you" type message, the grey zone is what they don't like.

>>33993654
Hmmm. Maybe. I guess if nothing else, it would leave no room for ambiguity. Either this is dead, or there's something there.

>>33993706
Yeah I mean if you have already been in than it's not that big of a risk.

>>33994183
Welp, it's been sent. I expect radio silence, but hope for the best.

>>33994196
What exactly did you send anon? I am here for you. This is now your thread!!

>>33994254
Man I kinda pussed out and sent a soft text.

>Hey, hope I'm not overstepping but you've been on my mind. I miss you. Any chance you'd be open to hanging out sometime?

The main reason is because she never really responded well to forward texts in the past. It was always arranging hangouts under some pretext, and then hooking up once I came over.

>>33994269
Starting with an apology is going to be what killed ya. Sorry anon.

>>33994272
Damnit. Well. I guess that's that.

For context, I'd reached out earlier this year, only for her to ask for space. I fucked off. A few months later, she invited me to be her plus one at a wedding, and even arranged a hotel, but things fell thru at the last minute.

So I'm not sure where I stand and wanted to proceed carefully.

>>33994286
I was encouraging you to talk a three pointer to beat the shot clock. I was unaware the game buzzer went off 5min ago.
Nigga you just rushed into an empty court with a ball and took a shot..... Maybe the ref is drunk and will count it.

>>33994302
I think the whole wedding fiasco had somehow convinced me that I was still in the running.

Either way, I guess I can count this as thoroughly cooked.

>>33994306
/Ck/ wisdom says cooked is done. It ain't a bad thing to be done with something. You texted late, if she responds it will be by early in the afternoon tomorrow. I hope it goes well for you.

>>33994319
She's 100% seen it already. I know how she operates. This is a no. MAYBE I will receive some sort of gentle let down tomorrow, but probably not.

>/Ck/ wisdom says cooked is done. It ain't a bad thing to be done with something.

I appreciate the perspective. Thanks for hearing me out, anon.

>>33994324
Keep us posted even if you don't hear back anon.

>>33995514
Kinda proud of myself for not crashing out and sending a followup asking why things fell off with us. After two years, I do feel within my rights to ask for some answers.

But ehh. Ultimately I'm just trying to get a response by any means necessary. I need to move on.

Ask her why she spelled it wrong. Neging never fails.

>>33993011
Any last tips on what to say about her liking cured meats and cheeses?