Ok I've basically been living like the meme for several months but now I need to make my apartment presentable so I can bring women back to it and trick them into having sex with me. How do I do that?
>>33998850Do you have money?
>>33998861I have money but I don't have fuck you money. So the less the better obviously.
>>33998918Then get your mom to help you make it nice and homely :)
>>33998925Yeah thisPretty much the only thing your mom can do to help you pick up women is give decorating and cooking tipsOne of my friends' mom turned his apartment into, and I quote, "a bougie white girl trap" - colorful upholstered furniture, useless cushions, those big signs with words like "live laugh love" or "remember yesterday, live for tomorrow" and shit like that. Granted the dude is also a volcel rn, but when he decides to start dating again I'll ask him how he's getting along.
>>33998850Cheap upgrades are big fake plants, side accent tables, no ikea furniture (you can thrift some good stuff, hardwood is always nice, they dont have to match in stain but make sure theyre good quality and not completely different aesthetics). Pictures are also good, maybe thrifting some real paintings with wood frames. String lights (not the futuristic kind) are good to put around bed frames and doorways. Some clutter like key holding dish or a seasonal decoration. Nice kitchen and bathroom towels.
