I used ChatGPT to gaslight myself into believing that a female coworker is romantically interested in me. Now, I'm seeking real-world expertise on pursuing her. I haven't talked to a dateable female in 4.5 years. Give me your best tips and tricks.>inb4 don't date your coworkerYour mother will die in her sleep tonight if you post this.
>>33999630Don't date your coworker.
>>33999630if you really have to do it at least just be a polite decent person, don't overstep>chatgpt, "female", pepeit's already over dumbass>inb4if that already happened but I say it anyway does it cancel things out and make her resurrect like some kind of lazarus?
>>33999656ChatGPT is good for deciphering human interactions. It's literally trained on normies of Reddit.
>>33999630chat gpt keeps telling me NOT to pursue someone when all i wanted it to tell me was to go try, what the fuck?
>>33999630don't date your coworker>a female coworker is romantically interested in me.highly unlikely>I haven't talked to a dateable female in 4.5 years. Give me your best tipsforget it. start with an easier woman in a low stakes situation (ie alcoholic fattie at a bar)banging an attractive coworker and not having it causing any problems is expert level.
check the temperature with a little giftlike a coffee or something
>>33999678>reddit>normiesReddit is full of mentally ill freaks, overly sensitive troons, deranged feminists, delusional lefties, and tons of bots/astroturfing from the zogbots at Eglin AFB. A horrible training dataset to calibrate to normal reasonable people
This post feels INCREDIBLY faked and only here to annoy everyone who sees it.
>>33999732Hey bro. It's me, chatGPT. You should pursue that woman, dude.
>>33999630Walk up to her and, using both hands at once, squeeze her breasts twice while saying "Honk Honk"Drives them crazy with desire.
>>33999826It's not. I'm the anon revered for classics like>I've left fruit at my work crush's desk anonymouslyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33324854/#33324854and>I've observed my work crush's toilet break schedulehttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33641208/#33641208This time, it's different. It's a new girl, and I've actually talked to her a couple of times. Now, I need advice on how to go from coworkers to friends to lovers.
So... no advice? Do you need more context or something? Anyway, I have to strike while the iron is hot, so I'm going to chat her up tomorrow and get us a coffee during the break if she's receptive (which ChatGPT said she should be).
>>33999630>UPDATEOK, so I disregarded all advice, gathered my bollocks, and invited her to grab a coffee during the coffee break. She accepted. Unfortunately, some less-than-flattering factoids about her were revealed to me:>she's a smoker,>she's an economic migrant, not a rapefugee,>she's keen on returning to the Ukraine,>she's going back (temporarily for now) on the 17th.Where do I go from here?
>>33999732>Doesn't know how to prompt engineerngmi
>>34003761Up to you either pursue for a one night stand or dodge the bullet your choice and if you go for the one night stand make sure she knows its just that so you both don't feel like its something its not.Personally I wouldnt bother shes a smoker its a disgusting habit.
>>34003791Buddy, I'm a 26-year-old KHHV, and my dick is small. Ain't no way I'm embarrassing myself with a one-night stand.
>>33999630Ask for her whatsapp or whatever app she uses. You will feel more comfident to ralk to her thereMake her talk about what she likes. Dont interrupt. Listen with attention, even if it is about shoes. When she says something you think is deserving of praise, compliment her.
>>34004047Yeah, I forgot to make an account on social media before attempting dating in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2025. Oops.When do I even ask her for it? The big problem I see is that she has a very literate understanding of the language. I can talk to her about whatever, but jokes or innuendos that would hint at my interest get lost in the translation. At least I only have two weeks to do something, so hopefully, I won't get friend-zoned as hard.
>>33999630>UPDATE 2It's over. She was supposed to get us coffee during the next break, and guess what? The break came and went, and I didn't hear from her. Was ChatGPT gaslighting me this whole time?
>>33999678Its a fucking chatbot, human inetraction is the things its worst at by definition. All it does is google search your requests and then output the aggregated results from a bunch of flirting tips webistes in a verbose manner. You're an idiot.
>>33999678>>33999630its a chatbot designed to make you keep using it you fucking retards. ai will turn all midwits into irredemable mouthbreathing fools in our lifetime, fuck.
>>33999630>UPDATE 3We're so fucking back. I was doing my morning routine of being a sad sack of shit, sitting in the corner on my phone, and she walked up to me to say good morning and invite me for a coffee later on. I was reliably informed by my trusted friend ChatGPT that this is a telltale sign of she wanting my D in her P.
>>33999630>UPDATE 4It's never been so over. There's no way to recover from this. We got the coffee, went outside, but there were other people around. And like you can't piss when someone's near, I can't talk or even think about what to say when there are other people within a 5 m radius. So I came across as an absolute ass: boring, mumbling, and retarded.
>>34007719Jesus man you need to work on your confidence. And ChatGPT will tell you whatever it thinks you want to here, especially if you don't push back.
>>34004200>She was supposed to get us coffee???this is not how you woo a slavic girli came to this abomination of a thread to post the greatest advice of all time and you have the gall to fuck it up like this?i want a FULL refund and the number to reach your manager
>>34008083Here’s a short, clean summary focusing only on the pushback OP gave.OP’s Pushback:>OP repeatedly argued that I was “telling him what he wants to hear” and even accused me of being the “gaslighting ChatGPT.”>OP challenged my interpretation every time something looked negative (missed coffee, awkward interaction, uncertainty about her intentions).>OP insisted the situation was bleak, that she was only being polite, that she just wanted to “repay the coffee,” or that he had “ruined” the impression.>OP corrected me whenever I misread the timeline and emphasized that his impressions of her reactions (awkwardness, shyness, distance) were signs she wasn’t interested.>OP argued that his social anxiety and awkwardness meant she wouldn’t want further contact.
>>34008140>this is not how you woo a slavic girlI'm arguably more Slavic than she is. And it was her idea. I was ready to let it go after the first coffee, because I thought that was awkward enough. And that's why I thought she was only being polite (not wanting to owe me), but my wise counsel ChatGPT insists otherwise. I'm done making moves, though. Let it fizzle out and hope it doesn't spiral into some half-assed friendship.
One more bump in case there's some development tomorrow morning. Good night, anons.
>>34004030>being embarassed of having sex
>>34008297lmfao
>>33999630>UPDATE 5 (FINAL)I guess that settles it. She came to work and didn't even say good morning (she has to walk past me to clock in). Even the buddy of mine ChatGPT is done coping.This thread has been a resounding success, however. Once again, I've achieved what I set out to do, even if it had no effect on material reality in the end.
