I'm farting non-stop, and it's getting embarrassing to be around people because of it
>>34007538fart more, lean into it and make it your character.use it as a punchline.
>>34007547opened thread to make this exact post lmao. is good advice.
>>34007538FART BOY FART BOY HAHAHHAHA! LOOK EVERYONE, PEPE JUST FARTED AND LET OUT A SHITTY! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!BELITTLING OTHERS AND MAKING FUN OF THEM FOR BODILY FUNCTIONS THEY CAN'T CONTROL MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!
>>34007538Just fart on them prrrrrftttt braaaapThey deserve it!
>>34007538try probiotics, check if you have some intolerance (like milk), but generally if you eat lots of fruits and veggies you'll fart (girls do it all the time)
>>34007538Change your last name to Goldberg and watch the money roll in
>>34007538We could give you better advice if we knew what you eat everyday.
>>34007538Buy one of those underwear filters so your farts won't smell as bad
>>34009951"Hey does anyone smell popcorn? Is somebody using the office microwave to make a SHIT ton of popcorn?? It REALLY smells like popcorn in here guys see? Smell the air take a DEEP breath it smells really good. I want to find out who is making popcorn and ask them for a bag. FUCK I could really go for some popcorn right now."
>>34007538You have to stop eating whatever is making you fart so much
>>34007538eat less fiber
>>34009940Thix
>>34007538I never ever fart
