>>34013176
Just try hinge.
I miss the original omegle, thoughever, weirdos, perverts, pedos, racists, and some dumb rich jews ruined the site.

>>34013254
Zero success on hinge. I must be ugly.

Omegle is all I have left.

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>>34013176
I won't read app-addled threads. Stop being a lazy, retarded, delusional nigger-brain and go outside and talk to people.

>>34013827
Hey, thanks for the bump :)

Anyone?

>>34015624
Bueller?

>34013176
Met my wife on OG Omegle.

>How to do so without wasting my time with scammers, catfish, and LARPers?

Yeah. Whenever someone starts the convo with '22 m, u?" Or "25 f, hbu?" Just disconnect instantly. Even if it is a female who types that, disconnect. Try again. Keep going until you actually get a decent conversation with someone. If that someone happens to be a male, congrats you found a friend. If it's female, congrats you found a girlfriend.

Anyone who leads with (age) + (gender), just disconnect. Because you are talking to an NPC, a cattle brained retard. Not worth it.

>>34013176
This image summarizes everything wrong with “men” today. Cowards who just want a mommy that fucks them.

>>34016836
lol

>>34016836
Any woman is stronger than me, so yeah

>>34013176
Dress up like the joker and say racist stuff

>>34016836
Not all men are into this shit.

>>34013176
This image disturbs me.

I have no answer to your question because I've never used any.

>>34018506
>This image disturbs me.
Why?

>>34016836
I just realized I probably fit into the category of this image cause I have zero social skills and the woman I date will have to have good social skills and be willing to put up with my social awkwardness and lack of assertiveness and confidence around people.

>>34017121
They can't see or hear you...

>>34020899
Can they?

>>34013176
I hate catfish

>>34025090
They taste great with fava beans though

>>34016836
>Cranky boomer thinks his computer is his TV and is looking for Fox News

>>34029055
>*Speaks in old person voice*
>Back in my day, women didn't have penises!!!

Video is so much better than pictures. I've met girls on Omegle who ended up stripping for me who were a ton more attractive than girls I've met on dating apps or half the time irl.

>>34029124
You sure it wasn't all just a fever dream?

>>34013176
you will never have a gf because what you actually want is a bf

>>34029735
A big protective girl is still a girl :P

>>34030300
you wan't the role of a woman. That's gay. Also those women don't exist

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>>34033553
Yes, they do :P

>>34034067
>posts a woman who dated Henry Cavill and kickboxing champions
You are a beta male who wants women to take charge of you. You are a weakling and strong women would never love you the same way they'd love a stronger man. At best you get crumbs as Billy Betabuxx while she gets her back workout from her personal trainer.

>>34029735
>They hated him for he spoke the truth

>>34034564
>You are a beta male who wants women to take charge of you.
Well fucking duh, try to keep up, lol :P

>You are a weakling and strong women would never love you the same way they'd love a stronger man.
I don't care because they still love me :P

>>34034784
You simply do not deserve to reproduce. Doesn’t being single and loveless for so long mean anything to you? You’ve never thought: “I might be able to find a woman of I become more like the strong men”?

>>34034959
Why be strong when the woman can be strong for me? :P

>>34013176
nigga why you looking for coochie on omegle of all places. get your bitch ass a tinder application installation and get your lonely ass some hoes

>>34035203
Knee... Grow...?

>>34013176
I honestly met some cool girls on thundr. Some went places, most didnt, but thats pretty good considering its a fucking omegle clone. Anyway thundr is completely dead now due to a string of horrid updates and i highly recommend against it.
Literally every other omegle clone is also dogshit. Monkey is ok if your attractive and have charisma but judging by youre replies in the thread i doubt it.
Id just work on your physical appearence and try dating apps again. You might be ugly, but you also might have just had horrid picture and a boring profile. Work out, get some better clothes, have a woman (not your mom) help you take pictures. Yes it takes effort, no you dont deserve a gf if you dont put in effort. Yes other poeple dont have to put in effort, life isnt fair, youre not like them.

>>34035710
>but judging by youre replies in the thread i doubt it.
lol nigga you have no idea who I am in this thread and it's your not you're

>>34035777
Nigger you made a thread about getting girls on fucking omegle i can assume whatever the fuck i want.
>muh wrong youre
No one gives a shit

>>34035784
lol ok nigga

>>34035821
knee grow?

>>34016743
How on Earth did you manage to turn the Omegle random girl into the wife? What kind of sorcery is this? Tell me everything, anon. From A to Z how did it grow from something so insignificant to marriage.

>>34035710
Somehow "life isn't fair" isn't a valid explanation for the police when I kill people and/or niggers I don't like. Care to explain that?

>>34037949
Tbh I wanna know as well lol

>>34037949
>How on Earth did you manage to turn the Omegle random girl into the wife? What kind of sorcery is this? Tell me everything, anon. From A to Z how did it grow from something so insignificant to marriage.

The sorcery was just one good long conversation that spawned from the text chat of Omegle, specifically using the interest tags. Not sure if the Omegle clones have it, I used OG Omegle the one that died. You typed in your interests and it would search for people with the same tag.

We connected over psychology tag. Didnt know she was a female since neither of us cared to ask for gender. We just struck up a conversation about topics like mental health, disorders, theories, bizarre oddities and freak stories of human minds. Mustve typed for an hour or two straight, so at the end we reveal our real first names, and we realise we were opposite sex. So I simply sent her my discord before disconnecting. Next day we continued talking and it evolved from there until she confesses she has feels for me, which was about 3 - 4 weeks into talking. The rest is history. After that it was just taking turns visiting each other IRL for long periods of time. By year 2 we already started the process of moving in together and working out the migration processes. I proposed, she said yeah, we got married, we now live together. We even have a baby on the way rn, a few months from today im gonna be a dad lol.

All because I hit ‘connect’ on omegle some years ago. Crazy shit.

>>34037949
>>34038645
>>34038667
Also both me and my wife are convinced we were most likely the last married couple to meet off of omegle before it closed down, we met only a handful of months before it died.

>>34038667
Sounds almost impossible these days. I remember Omegle and getting a decent convo there was less probable than meeting Big Foot irl. Crazy how it went for you two. Did you have any suspicions about her, like catfish shit or just a crazy chick using weird website to meet people? Since usually only those types are using them.

Also congratulations on the baby. Imagine telling him/her that story one day lol.

>>34038717
>Sounds almost impossible these days. I remember Omegle and getting a decent convo there was less probable than meeting Big Foot irl. Crazy how it went for you two. Did you have any suspicions about her, like catfish shit or just a crazy chick using weird website to meet people? Since usually only those types are using them.

Nah, and I tried searching and testing for red flags too because I dealt with crazy chicks before, the personality disorder kind. She's been the only woman I've met where I can let my guard down, absolute god send.

And yeah it was difficult finding good convo on Omegle. I had it opening a tab and just did my usual strat: I hit connect, if the stranger spams their age/gender right off the bat, I disconnect. I kept doing it till someone and something original to say which was in my humble estimation 100:1 odds. So maybe one good stranger every other hour. It was a grind lol

>Also congratulations on the baby. Imagine telling him/her that story one day lol.
Thanks man and yeah we plan on it lol

>>34038761
Well, she had to be someone different if in the end you married her, right? But no red flags, no mental health issues? Hard to believe that completely normal girl went to Omegle. You lucky bastard

>>34038791
>Well, she had to be someone different if in the end you married her, right? But no red flags, no mental health issues?

Only two, perfectionism & anxiety. In other words a neat-freak who gets irritable if things aren’t tidy enough or on-time, but that’s it. Personally not red flags for me, just benign quirks. Personality wise she’s like Chi-Chi from Dragonball Z. Super punctual and a busybody, very mom-like, stern in the surface but absolutely melts into a little princess when given affections. Definitely beats the shit out of having to deal with the BPD e-girl types who chug SSRIs and antipsychotics like skittles lol.

>Hard to believe that completely normal girl went to Omegle. You lucky bastard
Same, she was only using it for a few days for the first time when we connected on there too. I dont think she even knew how degenerate and boring it was. Definitely feels lucky to me but I’m a believer in making my own luck. Low odds just means grinding that shit out till you force reality to bend to your will eventually

>>34038667
3-4 weeks from the start? Damn that sounds rushed and desperate

>>34039108
>thinks they define the rules of love
kek kill yourself

>>34039108
>3-4 weeks from the start? Damn that sounds rushed and desperate

Nah it's about on the money. She didn't drop the L word or a love bomb, just expressed interest. The love phase developed several months later. My rule of thumb is: if someone is confessing feelings before a week is up, it's bad news. If the word 'love' is dropped before three months, watch out. Love bond takes 3 - 6 months to actually develop between people

>>34039122
>Rules of love
There's no hard rule. Just guidelines that help you identify crazies. There are some people who move fast but aren't crazy but they're rare as shit in my opinion. I know one couple who met, started dating within a week, confessed actual love within week 2, got married a month or two in, and 10 years on still married still fine.

>>34039136
Did you feel anything towards her at this point or it came earlier/later? I’ve always wondered how it is possible for LDRs to actually develop any feelings without seeing each other. How long did it take you to visit her for a first time btw? Was she as good as you thought she is or were you disappointed or positively surprised?

>>34039168
>Did you feel anything towards her at this point or it came earlier/later?
At the 3-4 week point? I mildly had feelings, hers was presumably a bit stronger. Then mine developed in strength a month later. That was because I'd come out of a pretty shit relationship a year before her and still rusty in feels.

>I’ve always wondered how it is possible for LDRs to actually develop any feelings without seeing each other.
Depends on the people. Some people mask or filter themselves online, others don't. For us we were able to speak honestly and authentically online and we dug each other's personalities. And of course we thought each other attractive on pics and webcam lol.

>How long did it take you to visit her for a first time btw

6 months in from meeting her, she flew out to visit me for a couple weeks. Then I visited her for a month. Then she visits for a other two weeks, I visit for three months. She visits a week, I visit a month. On and on until we moved in together.

>Was she as good as you thought she is or were you disappointed or positively surprised?
Positively surprised, a lot shorter in person and her hair was way longer than I thought too, down to her ass long kek.

>>34016743
>Anyone who leads with (age) + (gender), just disconnect. Because you are talking to an NPC, a cattle brained retard. Not worth it.
youre fucking retarded.
people say that because if it's a guy just looking for women on the other end then they can disconnect. Age + sex is one thing you can instantly tell by looking at someone IRL but can't online, literally nothing wrong w opening w that, it saves everyone's time

>>34039217
LOL OMG... nta but every once in a while when I'm on those omegle clones, when I start the chat by typing "M", some retard gets offended that I told them my gender.

They respond by saying retarded shit like
>rude af learn to say hi first
or
>I didn't ask
And then they immediately disconnect.

You believe that shit? They're on a fucking site where 99.9% of the people there do the M-F thing, and they're offended by that... LMAO XD

>>34039217
>people say that because if it's a guy just looking for women on the other end then they can disconnect. Age + sex is one thing you can instantly tell by looking at someone IRL but can't online, literally nothing wrong w opening w that, it saves everyone's time

Or I can save even more time and disconnect the second I see it. Skips all the coomers and indians, skipped all the mentally ill e-whores. Puts me in direct connection with people who can actually have a convo without ulterior motives. I recommend it.

>>34039201
What about sex? It looks like you spent a lot of time without it. Damn how did you survive it? And when you met her in person did you have her or it was still a no-no? LDRs are weird man, how does it work?

Just copy/paste a canned line that's very provocative to a lot of people and then be charming. You won't find anyone worth meeting, but you will meet chicks.

>>34039463
>What about sex? It looks like you spent a lot of time without it. Damn how did you survive it? And when you met her in person did you have her or it was still a no-no? LDRs are weird man, how does it work?

Yeah when we met we had sex right away since we already knew we were into each other prior to meeting. For the time apart we still had dirty talk, jerking off over mic, sending lewd pics back and forth, and remotely controlled sex toys that you get to control over the wifi. It got old quick after we had sex IRL because let's face it real sex is better.

LDRs are weird but they reckon 60% of all relationships start online now. Times are changing apparently and it's gonna filter out a lot of people.

>How does it work?
Because of this, LDRs don't work. LDRs are on a ticking time bomb the minute you get in one. The only ones that survive are the ones that make it a goal to kill the distance and move in together ASAP. The ones that fail are the ones that take their sweet time in distance limbo. If the LDR hasn't progressed into living together IRL after a year or two, chances are it's dead in the water in my opinion

>>34039489
Was the process of moving together relatively easy? Who was the one leaving everything behind? Did it affect your relationship in any way? I suppose not since you’re married and expecting

>>34039504
>Was the process of moving together relatively easy?
At the time it felt hard as shit. In hindsight it felt easier once it was all done. It's a lot of paperwork, a shit ton. Filling out forms and documents and providing proof of the relationship and proof of ability to earn money and all that stuff. Not crazy expensive though, avoid migration lawyers and you don't cheap yourself. Some people pay for them to do all the paperwork for them but they will ask for a small fortune for that. DIY it and it's a headache of paperwork but cheap as fuck long term.

Sounds complicated but it really isn't. You're just proving who you are who the girl is, when the relationship began how long it's been going, evidence it even exists (plane ticket receipts, photos of being together in person) & your bank statement or employment status and that's it really.

>Who was the one leaving everything behind?
Her.

>Did it affect your relationship in anyway?
A bit yeah, but once she adjusted it was smooth sailing after.

>>34019139
If I had to guess it probably just comes down to the artstyle

>>34039721
If I had to guess, I would say you're a program from the machine world. So is he. I suppose the most obvious question is, how can I trust you?

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>>34039524
So what happened after she moved in with you? I suppose she wasn’t happy to leave her country? What did you do to make it easier for her?

>>34041014
NTA, but obviously she got depressed because who would willingly give up everything like it’s nothing?

>>34013176
Person the left could easily be a gay bear

>>34041913
What?

>>34043565
I dunno they're just drawings

>>34041014
>So what happened after she moved in with you?
We got busy, decorating the new place, buying furnishings and stuff. Took lots of day trips exploring nearby towns and cities to get her familiar.

>I suppose she wasnt happy to leave her country?
She was I different, she didn't particularly miss her country but eventually she got homesick and missed her family.

>What did you do to make it easier for her?
Reminded and promoted her to video call her folks, also helped finance and plan visits to fly out and see them again. Eventually she settled in after a year and she's doing fine.

>>34041799
>NTA, but obviously she got depressed because who would willingly give up everything like it’s nothing?
Not depressed, but close to it I'd say. About a week or two of melancholy and worry. Marriage and having a kid solves the issue eventually because you start a new family. It's easier for me for sure since I didn't have to leave my old family behind. So I feel immense gratitude for her sacrifice, my old man is real old and sickly, half the reason I couldn't leave to go to her country.

>>34044500
Appreciate you man for answering.

I know few people who left their countries and now live somewhere else and I saw them struggling. Different culture, traditions, food even: all of the things that made it harder. They often say they feel like theyre in between two worlds and they dont belong anywhere anymore. I dont think I would have the balls for such sacrifice. How long does she live with you and how many times did she see her family in person during that time? I think its important for her to see them as often as possible because her folks are not immortals either.

>>34044710
>They often say they feel like theyre in between two worlds and they dont belong anywhere anymore

Yeah and it's true, that's almost word for word the description my wife put to her feelings when she felt low about moving.

>How long does she live with you and how many times did she see her family in person during that time?
Few years now, in that time 5-6 times, so about twice a year on average for a week or more at a time. Her family sometimes fly here too when they're able.

>>34044739
Man

weak men like OP should just learn to be gay

>>34034784
why do you type so trans-ly

>>34040704
It is a pickle, no doubt about it.

>>34047251
You'll just have to make up your own damn mind and either accept what I'm going to tell you, or reject it.

>>34046804
Because I'm pretty :P

>>34053952
You sure are, faggot.