helloim 23, virgin, never even held hands with a boy or had my first kiss. i live at home with my parents. i also have no friends.i don't even make eye contact with men at my job, i desperately want to get married and start a family but im afraid that a guy will think im too retarded to marry me so ill end up forever alone. i cant hold a conversation either.i overheard my parents talking about me last night. my mom is afraid that i will never find someone. i heard my dad sigh and agree. why am i a disappointment.also, am i a retard for thinking tequila joseph is hot
>>34030035I'm a 11/10 22yo chad and it's time i give y'all some charity. If you wanna hit me up just let me know.
>>34030035Hi I'm 23 and interested, hi hmu
>>34030035>never even held hands with a boyGood, don't be a faggot.
>>34030035Where do you stand looks wise?
>>34030035>not a stupid slutI'd date you.
>>34030291i hope im doing the reply thing right but i would consider myself to be a 2, maybe 3 on a good day. i don't wear make up, and im not sure if that impacts my score.
>>34030035your body, how does it look?, are you fat?, skinny?, Thick?, Slim?
>>34031040desu, if you have basic hygiene and stuff, just try to do skincare while learning on how to use make up. make up is like your best friend here.
>>34030134hello mr. chad.i am not sure if you're implying a relationship or a hook up, but i cant accept your offer. i desire real love, not the kind where you are picked because your partner felt bad.i dont know if i could stomach that, even now as i type it makes me very anxious.i do appreciate your offer, but i do hope you find someone who doesnt make you feel like you need to do charity work.i do apologize if i have misinterpreted your words/intentions.
I think you're right, you are retarded. I can't even believe these stories on /adv/ anymore. What did you do your entire life? Nothing?
>>34031149i mostly spent my time studying to get into college. then covid hit my senior year of high school and i didnt go. i was afraid to take the shot, which led to me getting denied.i live in a blue state where it was basically mandatory to take it if you wanted to do anything between 2020-2022. after the mandates for college was squashed, i went to community college for business and dropped out because i dont understand micro economics.since i didnt want the shot, my friends from high school all ditched me. i havent had friends since.now all i do is go to work and go home to play video games. i do cook dinner for my parents and siblings.so yes, im retarded and a loser.
>>34031075i would say im skinny. im 135 pounds, a size d cup and wear a size 12 jean. maybe that makes me curvy. i normally wear a baggy hoodie and jeans.
>>34030190if you like jojos bizarre adventure, berserk, resident evil, and fnaf. i think we can get along
>>34031217Uhh i like RE and FNAF. I didn't watch or read Berserk and Jojo yet
>>34030035Are you fat? if so, lose weigth. If not, do this >>34031089Not much the makeup part: I fear you would overdo it or do it badly, focus on the skincare and hygene and so on. When you do start with makeup, start with extremely little. Like "wtf, I can't even notice it"-tier.Then pick a hobby, something easy to understand and practical. Women don't need to impress, but having SOMETHING to say would make you less boring and more confident.
>>34031209The fuck is wrong with your face that this isn't working for you?
>>34031089oh i see, i think i will go to the store later and buy some basic make up stuff and learn.i do basic hygiene like brushing my teeth, washing my face and i wear lotion. i do shave my armpits and leg hair, but not my ykw. im not sure if that is a problem.
i dont think you have to be so hard on yourself OP, dont beat yourself up, okay?
>>34031239i dont make eye contact with my male customers or men in general, i think it makes me come off as a lesbo or at the very least a man hater. i cant look at men without blushing. unless if its a male family member, then i can.
>>34031341You are that shy?
>>34030035Hi anon!I've read all of your replies. I used to be just like you. I’m a few years younger, but otherwise I am (or was ;_;) you. You are not too retarded(?) and I guarantee you’re much smarter than I am. Have you just never been asked out before? What kind of job do you have? I’d say you should be careful in going about this but it should be pretty easy for you to find someone who likes you enough to want to marry you. I’m still figuring it out myself, I usually have a very difficult time relating to men/people, but in the end (I believe) everyone just wants to be loved. If you can learn how to love someone in the way that they need then you’re going to be just fine. c: Again, please keep in mind that I am younger than you and have only been in one (1) failed relationship, so it’s very possible that I’ve just given you terrible advice.
>>34030035Make eye contact with men you fancy and smile at them. That is a good first step. Men are much more likely to approach you if you let them know you're friendly and they have a chance with you.Unless you can get someone to introduce you to men or get lucky, you'll need to do that.If you're really shy you can start with just eye contact. It will be hard but you CAN expand you comfort zone.
>>34030035You aren't missing out. So many men are fake, performative, manipulative, and if they wrong you, they'll make shit up and play the victim to avoid accountability. Losing your v card is never a rush. That's your own personal shit. Tread with caution and avoid future mistakes if possible. Don't let yourself end up like so many trashy unlikable north Americans with nothing going for them. Look for a hobby or find others with shared interest. Geeking out and vibing will just happen on it's own.
>>34031424hello!i was only asked out as a joke in high school, i was very nerdy in middle school/high school so i wasnt treated very well by my peers. i dont hate them, since we were just immature children back then.as for my job.. im a business owner lol. so part of my shyness i worry im going to make my customers hate me.
>guy makes thread like this: 1-2 replies>"girl" makes it: 20-300 repliesyeah, dating as a woman is so hard...
>>34031818i will do my best to make eye contact, so far today i made eye contact with one male customer so a win is a win!
>>34032044i like to think of the absolute best of people, im sorry you didnt have any good experiences. i will still remain hopeful that a kind and loving man is out there for me.
>>34031250make up is not that hard when you already learn the foundation of it, so just ask your mother to teach you, and thats a great time to bond with your parents so you hit 2 bird with 1 stones
>>34030035the wall isn't real. it's real for 18-28 year olds that post here, but when you're that age, there will be older men that are fine with it
>>34032237>Thinks that user activity on a scandinavian hackey sack forum full of autistic virgins is reflective of real lifeYou must acquire the sensation of grass
>>34030035Are you Australian? My situation is similar
>>34034399aside from finding Joseph hot
>>34034399im American :)
>>34032249That's a terminally online mentally ill femcel reddit tourist, pay her no mindShe used to namefag but we can still identify her postsalso yeah joseph is hot (t. 24 year old man)
>>34030035>also, am i a retard for thinking tequila joseph is hotMm-hmm, yeah, you are. :pSpeaking as a man, I honestly think you're not missing much by not having anything to do with men - doubly not the kind of man who hangs out on 4chan. If you want kids, you can use donated sperm.Serious question: why, actually, do you want to get married? Are you lonely? Is it because you want children? How do you imagine being married would be different from the way your life is now, and what aspects of that are desirable to you? And why do you think marriage is the best way to obtain those things?
