Does your small penis keep you from taking yourself seriously too? Have you found a way to deal with it? How can I take myself seriously when I piss on my balls?
For reference, I am 5.5 inches hard. But when I am soft my cock is like an acorn.
>>34031678I won't read tape measure of doom threads.
>>34031697yeah first of all 5.5 inches isnt small unless you're a heavy porn addict
>>34031678>assuming we all have small penises
>>34031800But my flaccid size is like a disability. It's like a micropenis.
>>34031836easy packing at least
You'll never be happy with your cockI'm 7.6" x 5.4" and the fact that it's not 6" girth kills me. Like on really good days where my bloodflow is great, I've abstained from jorkin it for a few days, maybe my girth gets a hair past 5.5", and that starts to feel somewhat thick in the hand, but god dammit I will never be able to STRETCH a bitch out.
>>34031893im 5.85 long, 6.5 girthi always thought i was smol, guess not/
>>34031911If you wanted, you could do some easy dick stretching for a quick quarter inch of length and have a cock 99.99999% of women would be ecstatic with. Meanwhile I'm fucked unless she's expecially tight or loves getting her cervix crushed.
>>34031921>>34031911Niggas are drowning while I'm trying to find water.
>>34031893This. OP is pathetic and just so happens to have a small penis. If he had an 8 incher he'd still somehow manage to be an insecure bitch about something else. Let's finish this thread so he can post the same fucking thing over and over for years to come.
>>34031921wheres a good dick stretching tutorial.ever take viagra? I chop one pill in to 4 pieces and eat one quarter before go time. I feel like that helps some
>>34032083Just grab yer flaccid dick, slowly and gently pull it straight out until you feel a good solid stretch anf hold it for a couple minutes. Use a soft cloth if your grip slips easily. Do a couple sets of that, three or four times a week. Slowly increase time per set to maybe 5 minutes. Do that for a few months and that'll give you 80% of the gains that an autistic injury prone PE routine would give you. If you really want thatt check out the gettingbiggee subplebbit and do your best to dig through the bullshit.
>>34032098alr imma give that a shot, going to put "the good" face stuff on my junk because its winter time and don't want to chafethanks long dick anon-fat dick anon
>>34031971it's curious how everyone participating in internet discussions of any kind always has a massive dick, innit
>>34032115Mine's just long, not outright massive. Average western male girth is pretty fucking thicc
>>34031893>but god dammit I will never be able to STRETCH a bitch out.You should be thankful for that. My friend was seeing a guy with a 7" girth for about 6 months, and in all that time they never once had sex in a way that felt good to her. It was always at best awkward and uncomfortable, and at worst actually painful.
>>34032120I mean there'a a fair bit of fucking middle ground between 7" girth (literal medical gigantophallus) and 5.4" (a little bit girthier than average for white men) isnt there?
>>34031678>I piss on my ballsThat would seem to be a problem with your aim rather than with your size.
>>34032127>isnt there?Not really, no. Any bigger than you is uncomfortable.
>>34032132That hasn't been my experience
>>34032127>a little bit girthier than average for white menAverage is 4.6
>>34032134That's the global average that includes a billion microdick pajeets and a billion nanodick chinks. WESTERN average is 4.74" with a frankly massive standard deviation of 0.6", so yes, by any stretch I am merely above average (barely 1 SD greater than 50%ile)
>>34032133damn, you had a dick bigger than that up your ass???
>>34031678I'm 6'4 and have an 8x6" dick.Still a virgin at 28, currently NEET. If you had a bigger dick you would find something else to hate about yourself. Some of us are just fucked in the head.
>>34032134lol
>>34031678Time for a penis extender.
I'm like 3,5". It doesn't bug me all that much considering I don't date or have had (or will have) sex. It does in the back of my head make me not want to seek out sex because I feel like with how my shit is on the smaller side it makes things awkward. It also doesn't help that I have a weird, sorta undescended right testicle due to some weird hernia I had as a kid. Which makes me wonder if that could get hurt severely in some way during.I unfortunately wonder a bit too much if I would feel different about it if I had said yes to literally the one and only chick that bluntly asked me to fuck her like 13 years ago. Too late now.
>>34031697i'm the same as you OP and a few ex told me they don't date guys with short dicks, but they said mine was fine. All they care is size when it's hard
>>34033507Fourth from the left is good shit
I'm like 5.5"x5" and I want to kill myself. That's smaller in Western countries. Even if it's "average", being average is fucking horrible. Who wants to be average?
>>34032142There is absolutely no correlation whatever between race and penis size.
>>34032189Average is 5.2" length and 4.6" girth. You can lol all you like, that's just a fact.
8.3" x 6" and 6ft tall with visible abs but no gf and too depressed to even try anymore. The only gfs I had only gave me a a fews bjs then we broke up a few months in. What does sex feel like, bros?
