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>>34032447those are some nice knockerssome beutiful boobiessome wonderful watermelonssome majestic melonssome terrific titties
I'm horny!
this movie makes me sad
>>34032453Same. I'm gonna watch porn without touching myself for as long as possible.
>>34032453So am I, wanna get hornier together?
>>34032454I've only seen it once, and it was right after a girl dumped me. Pretty brutal
Fellow men, what would you do if human females were real?
>>34032460i have jerked off to those models before...
>>34032447That movie showed me that having a male child is useless they will abandon you and steal from you or become far right and say women don’t deserve to live
>>34032460Put my penis in their vagina, with their consent of course.
Told you, that's the issue.
>>34032460Probably scratch my assFartSmell it
>>34032453Why
>>34032460As a human paladin, I think I'd take one as a wife and raise some Light-fearing children together
Do you guys want to hear more about my fetishes?
>>34032454huh? Which movie?
>>34032474oh god...
>>34032473I can't imagine the thread getting any worse, so sure
>>34032454what movie is it
>>34032474>>34032477Requiem For a Dream
is that blue is the warmest color?
>>34032477>>34032474Atoga.
https://youtu.be/92cwKCU8Z5cUglyrying rn listneing to this for the nth thime
>>34032478Oh ok I thought so actually. Yeah I’ve watched that before.
>>34032455I have limited free time. Making getting off take extra time seems wasteful. >>34032456No.
>>34032480It's very /atoga/-core, I think.
>>34032479Close
>>34032479>director has HOURS of unsimulated lesbian sex scenes he keeps as his own personal spankbankit's not fair
Is it really that bad to go on “dates” with a guy you’re not super into romantically? What’s the line between just hanging out and dating anyway? If it wasn’t for him inviting me I wouldn’t have seen the movie wake up dead man, which was super worth it. And now I don’t have anyone else to see kill bill the whole bloody affair with.tfw I wish I could see it with my ex (and I totally would’ve) but he’s been banished from my life for good reason, so
I got so horny today that my vagina started hruting it was weird
I’m the only woman itt
Atoga movie with various perspectives around the world, almost all of them end in tragedy but there's one person at the end who finds happiness.
is it true that women don't realize they were turned on until later?
>>34032494Somewhere, a man's Fated penis started aching and he didn't know why
>>34032494That's supposed explain your posts on atoga?
females have struggles too, btw
>>34032467I'm male. Being horny is the natural state. Women will never understand.
>>34032494Male hands typed that I’ve been down BAD and none of the times I was leaking did it hurt lol
girls struggle too, pt II>inb4 invalidation and minimization of this via comparison
>>34032501I never speak out, I basically have no opinions because I want peace
>>34032493why do you keep saying 'kill bill the wholr bloodt addaur> is rhere a new movie iyt?
>>34032447I love boobs>>34032451This
It's 1am and I am watching an Alaskan guy in the woods making a fireplace for like 10 hours to dry up the frozen soil.Amazing.The shit he eats always looks delish, like moose meat he roasts over fire and butter and honey shit.
>>34032513<3
>>34032507>>34032501This is reductive, the real struggle is the women and BABIES raped in shelters after Katrina because men need to fuck even when dying apparently
>>34032479>is that blue is the warmest color?In the OP? Neither of those ladies were that stacked.
>>34032501>>34032507How is this unique to femalesWomen most affected
Is it gay to shove zyns up your ass?
>>34032496I want this to happen now...
come take my heart away.
>>34032511Fuck off.
>>34032513I love that dude and I hate all men
>>34032494What got you horny?
>>34032511yes!! and I only know about it cause of this fucking thread actually. apparently it’s like kill bill vol I and II being shown all in one sitting, which was how Quentin Tarantino intended it “act 1 and act 2” and plus some extra animated scene thingy? Guy I went on a date with is a “movie buff” (but likes thriller/actiony stuff) and we were supposed to see it today which was literally my rec but I canceled it. Well, rather it was never 100% confirmed to begin with but yeah… oh well. It’s like that song that says “all of my self control kinda got difficult”
>>34032520Boofing is gay, yes
>>34032501Women literally imagine all their problems
I can't wait for my cool shirts to come :D
>>34032526Heck!Well, at least one of us you are ok with...You ever go snow hiking?
>>34032532Tell us about them
>>34032530I bet your mom wishes she swallowed you
>>34032525what's going on, big guy?
>>34032525Did you (You) the wrong person?
>>34032539no
>>34032535Cool graphics on them. I can't say much, but I'm excited!
>>34032493>Is it really that bad to go on “dates” with a guy you’re not super into romantically?yes, because he thinks it's a da>tfw I wish I could see it with my exhooooly shit lmao
>>34032498Boing>>34032499I don't post on atoga>>34032505Thats why I said it was weird, bitch. When I went to the bathroom and wiped to check I was wet >>34032527Male moans
>>34032542How did you even understand that stroke post?
fuck man I regret cancelling now
Where can I meet women my age who aren’t complete normies if I don’t play valorant as a zoomer? That’s not to say valorant isn’t full of normies either but they’re more likely to not be complete normies
>>34032493Would you like it?
>>34032542i had a carrot in my hand. a big fat juicy carrot. pardon my typing.
relationship question.am i supposed to just stand/lay there (awkwardly) when my bf gropes me? i don't mind it, but boobs have never felt or seemed that sexual to me, so i feel the same as i would if he were to grope my wrist or arm or something. it always takes me a bit out of the moment when he does it so i just kind of stare into the distance. but he likes it, i don't mind the feeling, so i just let it happen basically.this is my first relationship, i was a khhv before. just a late bloomer.
>>34032551Are you the guy lookin for asian chicks by playing valorant
>>34032544Will they get you chicks?
>>34032551>play valorant>not complete normies
>>34032545idk, I’ve seen tons of online stuff about people going on one time life changing dates where they end up just having a really good talk w someone or like a good experience, stuff like that. Who says men and women can’t be friends? >>34032545what lmao nvm i take it back
>>34032548>Male moansWere you at the gym or something?
>>34032548>Boing>Male moanshmm interesting
>>34032557One of them might attract the attention of other people my age or older! The other one will only attract the attention of 40-50 yo white men lolll
>>34032555three optionsA) kill yourselfB) call the copsC) communicate your question with your boyfriend, i dont know why you would ask such a weird intimate question when hes right next to you, grabbing your boobs.
>>34032555Why are you with a molester
Go on Akinator.Click characters. Click no when asked if real. Don't know if you choose, and so on.Describe your ideal man/woman.Post them when finished.
>>34032555You're allowed to have your own boundaries, anon. You should convey curiosity about his intrest in fondling your boobs. Maybe he'll say something nice about them.
>>34032555talk to him about it???
How tf do you buy a thoughtful gift for someone who essentially already has everything? It's the sort of person who, if they like something or find something useful, will instantly buy the thing or something that is related to the thing for themselves, so they already own a lot of things (especially related to their interests and hobbies).
>>34032476Alright you asked for it.Castration. Once again just a fantasy thing, no way in hell would I actually do it, and I don't like the videos of people actually doing it (yes that exists). But for some reason cartoons of it or videos where a sexy chick talks about how she's gonna chop your junk off really turn me on. Not really sure why, I think it's a degradation thing.
>>34032577Socks! Get them their favorite snack, too.
>woman: *breaks your arm*>woman: "wow anon, who broke your arm?">man: "physics. physics broke my arm.">Woman: "that's right anon. *never* forget that anon.">society: "wow anon, who broke your arm?">man: "A woman...">society: "REEEEE HANG YOURSELF INCEL INCEL YOU DESERVE IT BREAK HIS OTHER ARM." *crack*>woman: "wow anon, who broke your arm?">man: "...I did. I broke my own arm.">Woman and society: "that's right anon. *never* forget that anon."retvrn to tradition i swear to god so frustrated by this bullshit where the fuck is wotan
>>34032556No but it seems like everyone plays it and more people are making friends and relationships online>>34032559They’re normies but not the sportsball watching kind, which is a small improvement from your standard issue normie
>>34032555you got a boyfriend already? where, at the frat parties?
>>34032568>>34032575i feel like you guys are overreacting. i'm not good at talking, and i know him. he'd get offended, or sad, and 100% assume that i don't want him to do it anymore.basically, i have no strong feelings about him touching me like that, i don't mind it. i just wonder what one is supposed to do while someone does that to you. i don't know, which is why i just stare into the distance lol.
>>34032581kek
>>34032577just get him something you enjoy and tell him he you thought he might enjoy it too. if he doesn't, he'll feel bad that you gave him a bum present and that'll increase his fondness for you.
>>34032586He's sexually assaulting you anon
>>34032586How old are you?
>>34032580>thoughtful gift>socksThat's what everyone's parents and grandparents get them, anon. And buying snacks is not a real gift.
>>34032573It gave me the white power ranger first but.
>>34032584>alreadyi think you are mistaking me for some other femanon?
>>34032573:|
>>34032447this question is for the women:say you met someone, and you started to like them, and you talked to them every single day. from the moment you wake up, up until you sleep you talk to them and you both know a great deal about what's happening within your lives. you decide to meet up one day, and after that, the man you've been talking to seems like he's dialing back the affection and you start to notice it. you make advances to him and he seemingly rejects them, so you move on and start looking for other people. after a while, you find someone, and things hit off. you like this new guy, and things are actually going pretty well. you end up telling the first guy this and he then stops talking to you. months pass, he removes you from everything, and suddenly he adds you again, and things seem friendly and nice. you two start talking again, just like the good old days. then suddenly one day you mention your boyfriend and he takes a step back, and tells you he needs to tell you something. he begins to confess his love to you. he goes into great detail about how much he's missed you, how much he loves you, etc. he tells you that he no longer wants to talk to you anymore, because he wants to work on these feelings before he can talk to you again. this hurts you because you did like him at one point, but not anymore. how would you feel about this situation?i'm not sure how to level how much she likes each man, but yeah.
>>34032573that stupid thing never guesses right for me.
>>34032593Socks are a thoughtful gift, and snacks are a real gift for someone who constantly buys stuff for themself.I guess my Christmases are a lot easier than yours.
>>34032566Don't do this
>>34032577If man, buy a cool tie for him maybe? Or socks+snack like the other anon said. >>34032588This sometimes works too, a friend used to gift me manga she liked
>>34032591i've told him i don't mind it, because i truly don't mind it. did i come to reddit now?>>34032592early 20's.
>>34032598at least it wasn't Vaporeon I guess
>>34032586Is this part of foreplay or is he just feeling you up while watching tv or some such?
>>34032564No
Where do I meet clingy gf (that wants marriage and kids)?
>>34032586i mean talking to someone you're in a sexual relationship with isn't a big deal, if you're curious you should ask. if you don't care then it's fine.
>>34032610Why are you surprised that you got horny to porn then?
>>34032602I won't do more than bullying you anonymously, dw
>>34032601Guess I disagree. For me snacks and socks are a mom/dad/grandparent gift. And pobably, I've gotten a reputation of being a good gift giver (but not for everyone, only for some people) and I get pressure for it because I also tend to procrastinate .
>>34032573Wtf
>>34032608Ii kept going and it gave me "Shakugan no Shana".This was terrible.
>>34032620
Women, do you like dick?
Goth girls why are your shoes so big?
>>34032616I don't really watch or like porn
>>34032586if you dont care then it isnt a problem. but if you think he'd get offended maybe talking to him about boundaries would be good. just for the sake of telling him that just because you might not wanna be touched at a given moment doesn't mean you never want that or are trying to push him away.
>>34032620Nice datedox femanon
>>34032573shes a little too boyish for my liking but if she thinks i'm hot then that'd make it hotter.
>>34032573I think something went wrong but whatever.
>>34032629Is that bad?
>>34032599can't answer really because i can't relate at all.>you make advancesin what universe.>you start talking again and only later mention boyfriendwomen know what they're doing when they take their time mentioning the bf. and making male friends is only for thots most of the time, so nice taste in women anon.
>>34032605>i've told him i don't mind it,Did he ask if you did?
>>34032625How else am I gonna reach the top shelf?
>>34032635No why would it be bad?
>>34032573Who is this? Not bad looking.
>>34032635Don't worry your silly little brain about it.
>>34032573o_o
>>34032644 (me)agh I didn't follow anon's instructions to the letter. I answered yes to is she real
>>34032644O_O
>>34032636thanks for the reply.>women know what they're doing when they take their time mentioning the bf.what are they doing? she really, really tiptoed around the fact she was still with the bf. i had to squeeze it out of her, and she was giving me the runaround that she's going to be 'lonely' this holiday season, which looking back in hindsight makes me really peeved >and making male friends is only for thots most of the timetrust me, she's the antithesis of a thot.
>>34032644(°ロ°) !!!
>>34032573who the fuck is this
>>34032573i got some common whore
>>34032635Yes, it makes mustard gas
>>34032656Sounds like a JAV number.
>>34032638By asking your tall bf to do it for you?
>>34032573Site sucks ass lol>is your char xyea5 questions later>is your char x(already fucking answered)or>is your char x (slighjtly reworded)
>>34032656That's J10B100, a youtuber.
Why does every guy that women actually like have the cadence of a special ed teacher
>>34032660God I appreciate how organized japanese porn is. It's so much easier than trying to find american porn.
Women, thoughts?https://x.com/i/status/1947753380777980391
>>34032664I don't know what that means sir
>>34032661I love how you're assuming I'm in a relationship. I fucking wish. Unfortunately most men aren't into a goth dommy mommy when the strap on comes out
>>34032668:(
>>34032615i might ask him but i wanted to know what the common opinion is, what does the woman usually do or might do when her guy is groping her? is staring into the wall ok, or should one be doing something? >>34032609he just likes feeling me up lol. but it's not like it's all he does, most of the time when he's around me he's just talking to me and we're just chatting or something else non-sexual. but sometimes if he comes into the room i'm in, he might talk to me a bit, come grope me for a moment, and then leave, which i again don't mind. he often does it too if we happen to "meet" in the hallway in our apartment if we both happen to exit a room at the same time.
>>34032666Is there a decent English-language site to look up what the codes mean?
>>34032493>Is it really that bad to go on “dates” with a guy you’re not super into romantically?Isn't that just a friend?>What’s the line between just hanging out and dating anyway? Physical and emotional intimacy Do you not have any male or female friends to see these movies with?
>>34032668NAG but that's one of the best accounts on the entire website. I've followed them for a while
>>34032668This is an image board post the pic or gtfo
>>34032668nagthat is the cutest thing I've seen
>>34032653All men love thots and believe that the thot who gives them attention must be an angel lel. I'm just saying, that is 100% thot behavior and she will do it to other men if she were to end up with you instead.
>>34032674>what the codes mean?What do you mean "waht they mean"??They are just production numbers.
Femanon I'm writing a song about you with my strato. Wait for it, it's gonna be a hit
>>34032623Yes, I'm just not overly fond of what they're attached to.
This is an autistic question but how do you share stuff about you with other people? What can you share? Why would they want to hear it? It is genuinely hard for me to grasp that concept
>>34032668this is making me tear up. whata privilege to see such innocence
>>34032670>Unfortunately most men aren't into a goth dommy mommy when the strap on comes outNTA. I can't tell if this is sarcasm.
>>34032686Depends on the person.
>>34032681im telling you, this chick doesnt do jackshit other than stay at home, barely talks to anyone at all, works her ass off, and programs and draws art. i genuinely dont think she could hurt a fly, i think she didnt mention the bf to me so that she wouldnt hurt my feelings? idkbut yeah what do you think she was doing by not telling me she has the bf sooner? i think she wanted me to be her friend and she didnt give a fuck about how i felt towards her. i think she just wanted to keep me around since i shower her with attention
>>34032674I don't think they mean anything? They're just letters for the production company, and a number for the number of the production.
>>34032690I REALLY wish I was joking. Apparently when a lot of men are in femdom they mean "I wanna suffocate in your tits " and not "fuck me senseless with the strap on"
Left a butt plug in for too long and the lube dried
>>34032682Yeah but don't the four letters at the beginning indicate the series it's from?
>>34032573Wtf does this mean
>>34032700means cahrge ur phone bitch lol
>>34032694You're right, she is a thot who wants attention from other men. And being into art and, being asocial, not leaving home often, etc. is surprisingly normal for many girls.
>>34032698It's not always 4 letters.E.g. ASW is one for blowjobs.
>>34032686Tell things in an entertaining way. I know this is kinda hard mode but that is the ideal way to do it. Helps a lot if you don't only have weird internet interests but rather actual life experiences and stories you can share about yourself.
>>34032702damn. i thought she was the one. out of all the girls i talked to she was entertaining and fun and sweet. we genuinely connected on a lot of things and i could talk to her forever. i just miss her
>>34032675> Do you not have any male or female friends to see these movies with?Unfortunately, no. My one intellectually disabled friend wanted to see Wicked with me, but already saw it with another group of friends. I have like no friends anymore.
Whats the point of a dating app profile if no one is going to read it? My profile says I don't drink and first thing this guy suggests is, drinks.
>>34032706You're just a simp, but dw it doesn't make you special.
>>34032706Since you are already crushing on her hard, tell her you don't feel comfortable talking with her since she has a bf.
>>34032708It's like writing a cover letter for a job
>>34032673I think you're over thinking this. Do whatever you like, there's no expectation. If you feel comfortable doing it you could tease him about it a little.
>>34032708You don't have time to read you'll never get any matches
Can you dance?
>>34032716Fuck no my I've have weird looks and laughs
>>34032705I see, that makes sense. Most of the people I hang out with just talk about their cats. I don't really have much going on outside of the internet
>>34032714i always just feel kind of awkward because i just don't know what to do/how to act. and stopping overthinking is impossible for me sadly.
>>34032705>Helps a lot if you don't only have weird internet interests but rather actual life experiences and stories you can share about yourself.owari da
>>34032712i already did. i cut contact with her a while ago. i was wondering if i could get a woman's perspective on this whole thinglike would you reconsider your current bf for someone you liked before?would this hurt your feelings or would you just be glad im gone? has anyone experienced anything like this before? idk i just need to process this
>>34032707What did you do?
My ex used to always say “women love that shit” about serial killers and crime shows. I know his mom watched those shows. Guess what? I watched You all the way to the end and I’m reading a novel about love letters to a serial killer lol. But when we were together I was never into that shit. Lowk I think he wished he was, or maybe could’ve been. When I did shrooms w him his idea was to put on American psycho. Bc it’s a cult classic movie. Good thing I got away? Lol jk.
>>34032716Kinda but not really. I do like to dance regardlessPicrel
>>34032724>would this hurt your feelings or would you just be glad im gone?That doesn't matter too much, you are not in contact anymore.
>>34032724If she would do that, it would simply means she's the type who would also do it while she's with you (consider another guy instead of you while you're her bf). You didn't do anything wrong here, she did.
>>34032708I don't I guess if It was just photos it would look too shallow so people like to pretend that it is not
>>34032725Nothing… idk. Pushed people away maybe. Leveled up while healing maybe. Cut toxic people off maybe. It’s not like I have no one, but I barely have anyone I can truly hangout with these days.
>hasn't responded in over 48 hours, even after a double textHoly shit I wanna cry. Even if they come back, I know I'm low priority.Holy fuck I'm such a fuck up
>>34032668Awww foxes
>>34032728If I saw someone doing this irl I'd have no choice but to join in
>>34032732>Nothing… idk.That tells me all I needed to know.
>>34032694She probably is in a toxic relationship or a comfort relationship but has feelings for you, but doesn’t want to act on them or make it obvious. Didn’t want to make it awkward for you by telling you she has a bf. Plausible deniability. I’ve done that shit before.
>>34032683>my stratoYour starbies frappe?
>>34032733Same thing happened to me girl It passes
>>34032739So what do you think? It’s all my fault?
>>34032740What the fuck is wrong with you all why are you doing this?
why is french music so divine
>>34032738Hell yeah but if you see this chick, hands off bub. she mine
Tfw I eat for dopamine/a source of comfort but I started a no sugar diet so I have to actually feel my feelings with nothing to reach to for pleasure lol
>>34032716Yeah
>>34032744I don't know who you were friends with. KekBut friendships take work to a degree, if you don't put your time in, it fizzles out.
>>34032746Like what?
>>34032747i'm the bat on the left btw and i came out of her armpit.
>>34032745You mean, not cheating? Not being explicit? It’s just called being human, tf.
>>34032708If a guy won't read your profile, it's basically a guarantee he wants to pump & dump you.
>>34032750Well people left meWhen I was going through some of the worst times of my life. So.
I have crush that is probably oneitis at this point, and a few months ago, when our last meeting (which happened and always happens in a larger group) was still on my mind, I just laid in bed 24/7 thinking about the crush. Now that it's been 4 months I thankfully don't do that anymore, but I still get these moments when I'm bored and I just remember the idea of the crush, dwell on it for a bit, and then it goes away just as quickly, and it barely happens once every day anymore, when it used to be constant.How bad will it get if I see the crush again? I'm thinking this whole cycle will start from the beginning again and I'll waste even more time sadly. Idk how long it will be, but the crush is closely connected to someone in my social circle, so unless I make my situation very obvious to everyone, I can't really cut contact definitively. so I will 99% end up seeing the crush again probably.
>>34032738nta but I have been in a large crowd of people doing something similar to this at a convention afterparty while dressed as a wizard. Good times, 10/10
The yearning is back guys
>>34032758fugg taht's awesome
>>34032573>Asks me stuff like is the character a youtuber>Say no/IDK until I get actual questions.>Get asked does your character like tacos>Sure, I like mexican food>Is your character Jewish>Don't think so>picrelHey thanks anon you got me to laugh a little today
Do you ever wonder how many of the anons you've talked to on 4chan over the years have lost their lives to addiction, self-inflicted death, emotional burnout, failed hopes, lost dreams, and abuse? I just started to think about this and got sad.
>>34032753>comfort relationship>emotionally cheating>monkey branchingDisgusting, why are you all like this?
>>34032653>"shes the antithesis of a thot">hides an entire relationship from youyeah okay buddy LMFAO
>>34032761:(
>>34032756That can happen.Not everybody is made out for that or they have issues of their. Especially if they weren't that close to you.
>>34032765Tons of people are in unaligned comfort relationships… just look around. I’ve gotten good at spotting these after experience. Not everything is 100% black and white and simple, yknow.
>>34032764think of all the mcfucking people we've lost. it's okay we'll all soon be dead, and we won't know when or how.
>>34032708Why are you upset? This is great news. The guy outed himself as a retard IMMEDIATELY instead of surprising you with his retardation in 6 months when you're already invested in him.It's a good thing when you give people ways to filter themselves.
>>34032761SPREADLEGS
>>34032761Whatcha yearning for
>>34032754I don't think I'm going to go out with him, he seems like a whore
>>34032764Probably a lot. Rip anons.
>>34032764I'm one of them
>>34032773Yes, because those people are terrible at choosing partners (they pick someone they aren't truly attracted to for selfish reasons) or simply cheaters by nature. You'll end up just as miserable being with someone like that, but you do you.
I try to go home late at night to avoid my family.
>>34032777cute women
>>34032785>didn't move out at 18-20A loser among losers.
>>34032773NTa why were you in one?
>>34032764I miss SnL. Fuck those cultists.
>>34032787Same boss, but just one in particular
>>34032460The google claims that my area is 25% white and overwhelmingly liberal, so nothing different, since the chance to find a potential spouse who likes me back isn't worth the effort.The opportunity cost is spending less time with rabbits. I prefer rabbits.
>>34032789NTA but>tfw 26 still living with parentsif i land this job i'll move across the fucking country
>>34032764one of my close friends that i knew here for over a decade took his life two years ago. really fucking sucks mate. it would not have happened if he was able to find love
>>34032797:(
I think, therefore I am.Therefore I must endure.
>>34032773>unaligned comfort relationshipsI assume the unalignment happens over time, right? people just dont go into relationships when they dont have high expectations I assume? Asking for a friend not me thats never been good enough to land any sort of relationship
https://youtu.be/Dm8-3E-mWW0?si=ya3r5IC4ZI-QQzd7Atoga girls why arent you in a no wave/punk band?
>>34032729thats true. honestly, it'd be best if i just stopped thinking about her in general. i have yet to meet anyone that i clicked with as hard as her, and what fucks me up is that did she really not feel the same way? some random guy she met was better than me in every way that quickly? like she can just pick someone else up like its nothing and they'll be the one for each other, what the fuck?>>34032740honestly her current relationship sounds miserable. miserable on multiple levels. they both met through 4chan (and have had relationships through 4chan in the past) so i'm not sure if i should spill the beanz herebut thats crazy if she had feelings for me while being in a relationship. if she did, why not just immediately dump that guy for me?>>34032767she wasnt hiding, she never made it EXPLICTLY obvious but she never denied it. i wasnt sure if she had the bf and i'd say things like 'im glad you found the person for you' and she'd say nothing lmao
>>34032754This. Every girl from Tinder I dated was someone that I asked about things from their bio or photos. I also don't drink since that shit is just gross to me for whatever reason.
It's 2am, I have procrastinated all day, I still have homework to finish :(
>>34032806i like cold wave, but i have a bad voice and can't afford singing lessons . why aren't you in a no wave/punk band then?
>>34032809lil bro........
>>34032806The only musical person I know is a DJ.
>>34032808>also don't drink since that shit is just gross to me for whatever reason.I mean this positively because I also don't really drink, where do you go on dates?
>>34032807>they both met through 4chan (and have had relationships through 4chan in the past) so i'm not sure if i should spill the beanz hereYou should.Because wtf is that. lolWhere are they from?
>>34032797>it would not have happened if he was able to find loveYou can't know that, anon.
>>34032708>using hookup apps
>>34032752I love that for you.if I'm being honest the girl I'm really looking for is this one
Do women also get horny when on adderall or is that just a guy thing?
>>34032811lil sis* but yeah
>>34032778Probably a good decision
>>34032820Get to bed, fellow eurofag.You are too young to be here.
>>34032820lil sis..... do ya fucking hw
>>34032819I've never been horny or tried adderall sorry
>>34032814i wont tell you what country they live in (would make it too obvious) but yeah, they met off soc. i really shouldnt say more, lol. idk that dude and idk if he's popular on soc or 4chan lol
There's literally a weight room right next to mine. Should I go lift or keep rotting?
>>34032813Cafes if it's in the morning or moderately nice restaurants if it's in the evening. I don't mean some super nice place, but a place with table service and a pleasant atmosphere that isn't super loud but isn't whisper quiet either. Also on something like a warm day, milkshakes or icecream. I've yet to have a woman turn down a warm day out with a cold milkshake.
>I'm under six feet tall>I wish I had A10 eyes...
>>34032826>socI don't think I wanna meet anyone off here, hearing everything
>>34032826The country is the least obvious part unless it's something like... fucking Madagascar.You haven't said anything identifiable.I was just curious if they are from the same country or this is some LDR insanity.
>>34032832I talked to one really cool chick on /soc/ but kinda hoping we would become friends but nothing happened from it.
Why do men who use their children as profile pictures, always let the most disgusting comments on social media?
>>34032831https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairchild_Republic_A-10_Thunderbolt_II
You go on a date with somebody.Somehow it becomes apparent that they are an /atoga/ anon (not anyone in particular, just an actual anon).Do you bring up that you know what that is and try and bond over it, or do you secretly try and use your knowledge of the thread to make a positive influence without letting them know you're also an /atoga/ anon?
>>34032833here's the thing, i'm an LDR, that other guy lived in her country. >>34032832i genuinely have never met a normal person on here. i'm not normal either, but i have never met anyone whos just 'kinda-normal', everyone i've met has been extremely abnormal in some way.
>>34032832You have to filter pretty, pretty, pretty well.
>>34032807>she wasnt hidingbrother, she was hiding by omission. to your benefit, she knew that you had feelings for her, and she knew that you were probably a good person deep down that would probably stop talking to her as soon as she announced it. she wanted the extra attention in addition to her boyfriend. that's simply it. just because people dont sleep around or are antisocial does not mean they have thot behavior. this is a textbook example.now, is it the same degree as going to the club and getting gangbanged while having a boyfriend? no way, no chance. is it still bad relationship behavior? absolutely. listen to this anon because he is 100% right on the money.>>34032730women AND men from general online spaces are frequent offenders of seeking "emotional affairs" or whatever you want to call it. I bet shes up at weird hours, or plays online games where she probably gets a fair amount of attention, both public and in dms. shes probably entertaining attention from multiple people still, not just you. it's not overt cheating but its not something that should be allowed to exist for the sake of any serious relationship because it will, at minimum, lead to resentment to and from her bf.just drop her and move on lil bro
>>34032830Thanks anon maybe I'll try someday!
>>34032815you're right, but I know he tried his heart out and life fucked him over so many times that he gave up. he just needed someone that could really care for him. i kick myself every fucking day for not being a better friend to him.
>>34032842>here's the thing, i'm an LDR, that other guy lived in her countryUh, what?This is getting weirder with every post.So they are the same nationality, but met on 4chan and you met her how exactly?
My police description was “shorter white male”It’s so over bros
>>34032832My one ex and I met on soc it was the biggest mistake I ever made.
>>34032852What'd you get done for
>>34032852fuck me ahahahaha
>>34032852Absolutely brutal but I wont lie thats kinda funny anon.
>>34032832NTA but the very earliest days on /soc/ were alright, I even managed to go out with a girl from my city from /soc/. The thing I remember most about the day I met her is she wore black tights with a black skirt and boots, which unknown to her at the time was that I'm really into tights and skirts. We added each other on Facebook and then went out a few more times, but eventually drifted apart after a few months because of university.I doubt anything like that can happen on /soc/ now, it's gotten really weird since it first got made.
>>34032848Yeah for sure. It seems like drinking culture is dying off too, a lot of Gen Z girls aren't into drinking at all.
if you met a person years ago who was your personal 10/10, and still feel that way on some level, is it moral to seek a relationship with someone else while you still have those feelings and possibly won't ever fully get rid of them? all the interactions i ever had with the "personal 10/10" were always platonic other than getting complimented once, but i never wanted to and don't want to seek out a relationship or anything with that person for (complicated) reasons.
>>34032803Unalignment != unattachedLove can still exist hereSo can comfort/safety. Girls aren’t just gonna dump a guy bc they might have feelings for you too, or at least like the attention you give them.
every chick just looks mean and not mate worthy, so how do we uphold civilization as men>Captcha: MASTA
>>34032852kek
>>34032852I got a warning on a train once because I forgot my transit card and he took my description for whatever reason. He read out the notes aloud the whole time and it was all just "average" or about being generic. It made me think how there's nothing defining or special about me at all, that I'm just another ant in the ant hill.
Gf lied to me again today so I broke up with her
>>34032852
>>34032869If they don't try to look mean, old creeps and druggies will talk to them, it's just a simple trade-off.
>>34032873Get an std test
>>34032865I wish I knew. I was with my personal 10/10 and I'm with someone new now, but I always compare them against each other over everything.
>>34032865You are making things more complicated than they are.I used to do this too.But once you meet somebody where it's not as much work or "complicated", you realize how easy it should be.
>>34032873good, based anon for putting his foot down on deceitful girlfriends
>>34032841I tell them who I am obviously.
>>34032873>i'm a simp who loves thots and will begin worshipping another thot tomorrowGj
>>34032880I'd rather die alone than live with a deceiver
>>34032878>themStop doing this.
>>34032852At least the community now knows no women are sheltering him.
>>34032875nta but even the ASMR type girls just look mean and they're alone in their bedroom
>>34032851okay maybe i'm not explaining this well. i live in the USA, she lives in Australia. i met her online, i fell in love so i flew out to meet her, and i felt bad that i couldnt move there so i dialed it back a little. i still loved her. she met someone new, also in Australia. (they are both not Australian even) >>34032845fuck yeah youre right. that makes me feel really bad that from my perspective, i love her with my whole soulfrom her perspective, talking to me is nice. fuuuuuuuuuuuck i got played. i think this made me feel immensely better because now i resent her a little.
>>34032879I do like "easy", but it's still tough because at this point I feel like I won't ever stop remembering that person and feeling like nobody else can be fully attractive to me. My life is a comedy.
>>34032888HOT
>>34032886Comparing them or using "them" instead of typing out some longer shit like "both women"?
>>34032875>talk to mean looking women?
>>34032850How old was he?
>>34032889>i fell in love so i flew out to meet herI cannot imagine flying to fucking upside down land to meet a chick from online
>>34032889>i fell in love so i flew out to meet herYou said she had a bf when you met?!
>>34032889>i live in the USA, she lives in Australia. i met her online, i fell in love so i flew out to meet her,suddenly my life choices don't seem so bad :)
>>34032896NTA . Sheila pussy is pretty good
>>34032899STOP LOOKING AT THE CAR CRASH SPIDEY
>>34032888Maybe you have a type and that's who you notice the most. But of course most young guys only talk about baddies and goth gf these days. Have you ever wondered how girls feel when they see that? They see all that obsession guys have about baddies and goth gf's, and they want to be like that, because that's who men seem to worship kek.
>>34032892You are with two women now?
>>34032888>>34032875Girls that look mean or angry is unironically my fetish. I discovered it a long time ago when I caused some woman to road rage at me and I was hard the entire time. I ended up having my girlfriend jerk me off regularly while looking pissed off about it, I would bust really hard nuts whenever she did that.
I like girls with self esteem issues that idolize me but I also like being a positive influence and seeing them grow even if growing means that overshadow me or even outgrow me. Is it possible to enjoy being in an uneven position of power but also enjoy competition and equal footing as well? I'd even enjoy a woman being the dominant party as long as I got to see the journey to get there and she's earned it. Though admittedly I would like her to still choose to submit to me.
>>34032893Did you have an aneurysm?
>>34032905NTA. Anon, are you ESL?
>>34032905No, I just meant I compare them, not that I'm with both in the present tense. I'm with the new girl now but in my mind still compare her to my ex.
>>34032896>>34032899i have other friends in aus and plenty of stuff to do there so it wasnt all bad. i had fun when i wasnt hanging out with her.>>34032898no LOL
>>34032447Lick her armpits.
>>34032911>almost dying in an accident just to get a nutDer coomer
>>34032907yeah, you and 99% other zoomer men. this is pretty basic.
>>34032905good morning saar
>>34032888Don't act like you're not in the same boat. Learn your place asshole
any pistacchio fans in the chat?
>>34032923I'm a secondary. I like the ice cream more than da nut
>>34032923Overrated and overhyped, that shit seems to be everywhere lately.
>>34032921That literally wasn't even an insult. I feel like chicks view anyone that isn't traveling 24/7 as subhuman.
>>34032923I was having trouble fitting in at work until I brought in a big bag of pistachios and I told everyone to have as much as they want and ever since then I've been well liked at work.
>>34032889I know man, it fucking sucks. I've fucking been there before and have heard countless experiences with this from friends, friends of friends, etc. Take solace in the fact that you are able to come to terms with this before getting even crazier and moving out to Australia or worse.you need to heal up. it's okay to block that bitch, to chew her out, do whatever you gotta do and then heal up and move on. you are obviously a kind soul and deserve much more than she could ever give you, i truly mean that.the hardest part by far will be able to block her, and the second hardest part will to be keeping her blocked, but it gets easier every day it's been done. dont give up, dont despair. this shit will pass and you will come out even stronger and wiser than before.
>>34032875>men talk to themhow dare they
>>34032918What? Also yeah I think I would. Like if a girl was sucking my dick while driving I'd risk crashing for sure.
>>34032895he was gonna be 34
>>34032930that is very smart anon
>>34032915>no LOLI somehow thought you were sone other anon itt talking about meeting a woman who didn't outright mention she had a boyfriend.Uhh, in that case just disregard me.
>>34032933What if her jaws clamp down in the accident and she bites off your cock?
>>34032931I fucking hate your picture. I fucking hate women that do this. Fuck you. I don't want to be your friend after you fucking say shit like this. Fucking cunts. Obviously you don't actually like me you fucking lying whore or else you'd date me. There are things you find deficient or else you'd fucking be with me.
>>34032923why aren't there fancy nut cultivars the way there are fancy apple cultivars? wtf is big legume even doing
>>34032732You needs friends more than you need a date. Are you making any efforts to make new acquaintances or friends?
>>34032903I like girls that seem selflessly interested in their hobbies.
>>34032942>fancy nut cultivarsFound the name for my twee garage band
>>34032937I accept that a woman can bite off my dick whenever I put it past her teeth. Its the risk I take and I enjoy when women scrape there teeth to remind me because it means they're CHOOSING to suck and lick even though they COULD bite. That's hotter than anything.
>>34032941it's even worse when shes not even seeing anyone else, she would just rather be alone than with you. had this happen and legit thought about jumping off a cliff for an entire winter
>>34032923Easily the best nut. Been demolishing these dark chocolate covered ones from Trader Joe's. I stopped buying pistachios because I mindlessly destroy them in no time
Women, when you're on your period does peeing hurt?
>>34032948I mean yeah if she's seeing someone else I wouldn't blame her at all. This is specifically for>bitch is single>complains about not having a boyfriend>rejects you>still wants to be friends and says she likes you and thinks you're a great guy but just not romantically
>>34032944Most people who are selflessly interested in their hobbies do not participate in them in public spaces.
>>34032949This is me with cinnamon milk chocolate covered almonds.
>>34032950No but it smelled like buttered popcorn later on.
Women what's more impressive, a guy with a 6 pack or a super strong guy? Should I just start eating and lifting a ton to get really strong and fat?
>>34032932Yes. Please stop talking to women who could be your daughter, grandpa.
>>34032954are you overweight and/or have type 2 diabetes?if you are not sure, get checked up
>>34032952They talk about them, but it seems like women always expect telepathy from men so there's no point.
>>34032954Ma'am...
>>34032958How dare they make conversation, they should be alone and want to die
Why are so many modern western men trannies/feminine men, including all maleanons here. Shouldn't you be doing something about it instead of just whining all day?
At what point while learning a language should I start speaking with native speakers and seeking reading material? I’m working through beginner level Japanese atm and my library has one bilingual baby book. The manga is all English.
>>34032950No. Sometimes blood drips in or on the toilet tho.
>>34032964Women are so bluepilled it's unreal.
>>34032962I wish I had healthcare so I could afford to get checked for diabetes or auto immune disorder, because I might have one or the other.
>>34032963>sad hon keeps crying because women rightfully avoid itKek'd. And indeed please do kys.
>>34032957No. Just do aerobics so you can keep up when fucking.
>>34032957Not a woman but this has been covered on a lot of fitness channels.Statistically lean and 6 pack is by far the most bang for your buck. The more extreme you go on niche things like strength, tattoos, whatever the narrower your interest will be.
>>34032965The sooner you start trying to talk the better I'd bet. Don't pronounce the u in desu
>>34032886>>34032905Benchod gareeb I am drink from the ganges
>>34032962I only can smell it during my period anons. During my past blood test results I’ve come back in normal ranges for diabetes.Do I need to go back to the chonker gym already?
>>34032964I don't know about you but I work doing manly shit every single day.
>>34032970full schizo
fuck all these difficult hoes i just met a tomboy chick with short hair and we've been playing nightreign and having sex not in that order
>>34032975>anonsThere again
>>34032973Wakarimashita anon san
>>34032978I'm jealous. How'd you find one?
>>34032975It's also possible that your diet changes during/leading up to your period (because your food cravings change), and during that time you tend more toward sweets and other no-nos.
>>34032978Fuck you anon
Oh my god? Another guy literally opening text asked me for drinks as well. I'm quitting this is demeaning atp
Do women actually talk to men they find attractive?
>>34032978You can suck a dick man.
>>34032981she yelled at me for like 2 hours about nu-linkin park
>>34032984What are you looking for
>>34032990Nothing now
>>34032988Sorry for your loss
>>34032993shit is garbage no one can make hits anymore
>>34032988How'd that come up?
I have never asked a girl out
>>34032984What if the drinks are coffee and tea?
>>34032979Sorry bad habit
>>34032985Yes and they make it clear, that retarded tranny drawn comic makes it seem like they go up and say "Hey nice jacket." or some shit as an opener for a guy they like. No, they straight up go "Hey I think you're HOT." They make it clear. Grown women don't flirt, they take any Chad they want. This comic is another sad attempt to victim blame against innocent incels whom this has never happened to.
>>34032997Then say that
>>34032936no i am that anon, im just saying that she didnt have a boyfriend at the time, she was single when i visited her.>>34032931this is extremely difficult for me to process because i thought she was the sweetest person in the world, and i couldve made her life so much more interesting and fun because she really does nothing at all, and even her current relationship looks really miserable and shitty. she has to raise his kid with him, i cant imagine that'd be easily navigable if she also has to worry about his ex wife, how that kid will never be hers, him having to leave for his (other) family, etc... when i wouldve just come with no baggage
>>34033000>No, they straight up go "Hey I think you're HOT." They make it clear.How do you have to look to get that?
>>34032985bear. it's BEAR
>>34033003Prime 2000s David Gandy or Chico Lachowski at the very least. Aka 20% r less of men.
>>34033001yes m'ladywill you be needing cucumber sandwiches with your GGSFTGFOP
>>34032964>Why are so many modern western men trannies/feminine men, including all maleanons here. Shouldn't you be doing something about it instead of just whining all day?Test has decreased by 50% in as many years. Nobody knows for sure why, but plastics and birth control contaminating water supplies is the best guess for now.
>>34032995idk i was at a lounge and she was on her phone and she started just yapping about how they got a new lead singer, and i was like that's messed up and she agreed and went on a whole autism tirade about it. She said sorry and i was like "no ur good" and we hit it off. The easiest interaction I've ever had in my life.
>>34032964>That's right bro>Work 8 hours a day, learn day trading to maximize investments, workout 2 hours a day, buy an Adonis and The Real World subscription, shower three times every day, grow 2 inches, and maybe just maybe the used up 2/10 300 lb woman who looks worse than Blue Valkyrie will settle for youNo, women need to lower their standards by a wide margin and that's all there is to it.
I went on a date and thought it was going really well, I even insisted I pay because I liked him so much. But then he asked for a takeout box, said he was bringing it back for his wife, said bye, and left.Is this normal in modern dating?
I'll kill myself at 31 if I don't have a husband
>>34033015I'll kill myself at 31 if I don't have a wife.How old are you maybe we can kill ourselves together and it won't be so painful that way.
>>34033015>t. chad-only
>>34033007Really? THATS THE BEST GUESS?It's not men being fucking effeminate faggots and not fighting or doing physical labor or being able to be men? Its the plastics?Why the fuck does every man I know who joins the military, or starts working construction, or tree work, or any other masculine job become way more masculine over just a year or two then? Why do their faces literally become harder, their jaws more pronounced, their body shape just generally more masculine, and their body hair increase?Fucking hell scientists are fucking retarded. ERRR ERRMMM PLASTICS... THAT'S GOTTA BE IT. ITS DEFINITELY NOT MEN BEING TRAINED TO BE EFFEMINATE FUCKING PUSSIES AND MANCHILDREN
>>34032985Idk how to talk to him.
>>34033015Are you based and white? I know some guys looking for a wife.
>>34033014Chad can't keep getting away with it!
>>34033020Yeah because he's a multi millionaire YouTuber who already has a wife.
Would you take an opportunity to experience what sex is like from the perspective of the opposite sex? Like a totally accurate brain simulation.
Fuck that I don’t regret cancelling got a big chunk of my work done omw home my dads making me a steak and gonna get rest for my fitness classes tomorrow xoxo <3
I hate to use the term but it gets the idea across the easiest.Men, would you date, or at least try to save an “alpha widow” you have chemistry with?
>>34033000>that retarded tranny drawn comicIs it a pooner? Seems like she wold know better.
>>34033015I think you'll get one by then
>>34033025>gonna get rest for my fitness classes tomorrow xoxo <3Get those booty gainz gurrl
>>34033028waht the fuck is an alpha widow
>>34033028What's an alpha widow?
>>34033028Nah, I'm not masc enough
State gender. How much would you enjoy cuddling next to your (hypothetical) partner's crotch? Like, sleep with your face snuggled right next to it?
>>34033033exactlyyyy trying ty
>>34033035>>34033034Pretty much a woman who dated a great or top tier guy and still, even if she doesn’t believe it, pines for him. Some people use it to describe any woman who can’t get over their ex.
>>34033034>>34033035genuinely laughing my ass off at the two websites the LLM cited
>>34033037MNot that much, I'd prefer to cuddle up to her butt.
>>34033028>>34033040I'd play her like a fish until the money ran out then move on to greener pastures
>>34033028>try to saveNo
>>34033037MNeed ;-;
>>34033028Never.
>>34033028>saveNope, not trying that shit again.
How do I get a femdom gf? Besides just "be Chad".
>>34032950No, it's like if you were to bleed from your dickhole and your dickhole also happens to be the same hole the pee comes out of. Period blood and pee don't come out of the same hole, anon.
>>34033021How do I know if Im based? >>340330173 more years
>>34033049Be a submissive Chad
>>34033049do femdom guys even qualify as chad?"please call me good boy" does not seem like Chad's desire.
>>34032991kek well what were you looking for
>>34033042Based.
>>34033023Ok
>>34033051>3 more yearsDamn here I am with 8 years left and counting down. I guess I'll have to just follow behind when I do and keep you in mind if you go first.
>>34033057The fuck does that mean?
whine-y complain-y chicks are kind of hot.>I can't reach the cereal :(
>>34032555>>34032586>am i supposed to just stand/lay there (awkwardly) when my bf [HUGS] me? i don't mind itAnswer this
>>34033062Why are you mad
>>34033053Depends on what we mean by femdom. Does femdom mean we try out BDSM every once in a while and i let the wife treat me like a slave for the night? Or does it mean I get treated like a little boy who must listen to mommy and sex is usually getting fucked in the ass by my wife?
>>34033025Sure anon, whatever you say Tell your dad I say hi
Anime isn't normal.Is it?
>>34033067im pretty sure its just a broad category of "man isn't the one in total control dictating pace", i dont think there's all sorts of ways that can play out
>>34033015What are you doing to find one
>>34033066I don't know. I have a lot of stress and I'm taking it out on you I'm sorry.
>>34033072I don't accept.
Femanon would you like being slapped by your SO
>>34033069It's more normal now than it's ever been
>>34033074Ok
>>34032733wh?
>>34033078No
>>34033078No. That's bad.
>>34032447My fellow men, how do you trim your nose hairs and your facial hair? Do you have any recommendations for a good beard trimmer? How do you trim your moustaches? I use a tiny pair of scissors for my stache and my nose hairs but I want to see if there's a better way
>>34033078Oh, that’s fine, as long as we can skip getting a dildo up my ass. I’m fine with any kink that’s legal and doesn’t involve poop or blood , as long as it’s in moderation and safe.
>>34033079Then why does anime still have so many jokes about sexual harassment and Peter-Filia?
>>34033072Based accountability taker
>>34033078My gf loves being slapped. It's weird to me and I don't like it, but she loves it and always demands it. Only during sex though obviously.
>>34033085I don't usually have to trim my nose hair, but every so often one long hair pokes out of there. Usually I can just pull it out
>>34033085So I'm a self-harmer, a cutter, but where I cut is actually the inside of my nostrils, with a pair of nail scissors. I have significant internal nasal scarring from this self-injury habit.
>>34033092Bro what the fuck can you stop
>>34033087It was invented by coomers
>>34033078Fuck no. Closed fist hitting my butt or tummy, sure.
>>34033086but would you be willing to DO the slapping
>>34033049>>34033053Look like Hasan Piker, while also having an emotionally in touch and empathetic personality. Also like Hasan.
>>34033019Plastics have xeno-estrogens in them
femanon can i leave bite marks on your hip bone
Men, would you date a girl who has clear self harm scars ( on my arms). I haven’t done it in years now.
>>34033095>dont slap me>but you can punch me in the stomachwtf, that seems way more extreme.
>>34033098Kek. I'd post him pulling a dog along with its tail and saying he's going to fuck it up but I think that webm gets you banned now.
>>34033103no
>>34033037That’s what dogs do.
>>34033103Sure.
>>34033103Depends on how you handle me being in your personal space. If you cringe I will have to play in traffic.
>>34033106I respect that>>34033110Thanks!
>>34033108There was another tripfag that took that just a bit too far once.
>>34032979nta, wym?
>>34033101Sure, but that's not why men are effeminate. They're effeminate because they're not doing stressful things that stimulate masculine growth. If all you do is work on spreadsheets and watch game of thrones and marvel movies you're not going to be masculine. You have to actually do shit.
>>34033105Kaya just stubbed her paw. The shock collar meme is a reich wing grift
>>34033104Not too forcefully, obvs. I just prefer dull pains over sharp pains like slapping.
>>34033102No. That would cause too much damage and I am too hydrated.
HASAN PIKERRRR IM GOING TO KILL YOU
>>34032984Just ignore them, not that hard
>>34033112You're welcome. Glad to hear that's behind you.
Femanon can I put a hickey on the back of both knees
I think my brother is being manipulated by his wife and I don't know how to help him
>>34033014That was a friend date. Seems there was a misunderstanding.Alternatively, he didn't like you and this was his CHAD excuse
>>34033119in the ring?
>>34033103a woman that finds me remotely attractive and enjoys spending time with me whom I also find attractive is literally all that matters if you're loyalyou could be a serial murderer hitwoman as far as I care as long as you dont kill me before ive gotten a few months of affection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY
What if I get arrested?
>>34033126NOOOO IN REAL LIFE
>>34033122I need both of those knees for work. Unless I can somehow learn to walk on my hands I am afraid not.
>>34033119why? too golden and sexy for this world?
>>34033128Again?
>>34033028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNk8OoBpQMI
Does the shape of women's bare feet exist for men's sexual pleasure at the sight of her toes and the curves of her soles?
>>34033098I don't think he's a sub, didn't he break down doors in college to rape women or something like that?
>>34033135>:^(
>>34033108Don't women like it when their man acts like a dog for them?
>>34033138No. Normal men aren't attracted to feet. Only low-test coomers.
>>34033138I think women's feet are made for walking.
femanon can i sit on your butt
>>34033144i bet he has a thick dong too. bro seems not to care, he has crazy bde. who's tryna get some autistic chad tonight ?
>>34033063>whine-y complain-yReal ones are legit the worst. There's nothing wrong with venting to some extent, but being around a constantly negative person literally brings your life down in a way you want to escape.
>>34033138Apparently not because men are not following me around and offering me pedicures and gel for my toes.
>>34033150Lmfao did you get a boner
>>34033147They aren't made for crushing my pee pee between the big and little toe, squeezing it right off in a forced castration?
>>34033145Purrhaps, but I am a cat person
>>34033149Uh. He can. Ig
>>34033103Fresh scars no, old scars yes.
>>34033085Mini scissors yeah. Cheap and effective. Idk where I heard this, but I thought there was some reason that plucking them is actually not good.
>>34033143>why is everyone suddenly pretending they care about dogs?There are literally documentaries about people going after animal abusers, you utter troglodyte. It has always been disgusting to pretty much everyone on either side.At this point I'm hoping you're trolling me and you're not genuinely defending that shit.
>>34033143>care about dogs Dogs are man’s best friends so they are seen as the default pet, and Covid increased the need for social and emotional fulfillment outside of friends and relationships. What’s better than a pet that will love you even if you’re a piece of shit or a bad owner?It’s why I’ve met some terrible dog owners. Dogs will love you even if you’re bad and people use them to feelGood about themselves while treating the dog like an object.
>>34033154like i never wanna hear the man speak because sexy chads should be seen and not heard but my panties would definitely come off for him
guys how do I make friends with cute females
>>34033143i sincerely hope this is a troll and isn't truly how brainrotted hasan fans are
>>34033152I miss my petite complainer exgf. she left me for a guy with more money.>ugh, it's sunny :(
>>34033163>seen and not heardLike some sort of Chad furniture? A sofa to rub yo dihh on? Sounds like a business model
>>34033085I don't have to trim my nose hair yet, but I also use a little pair of scissors to trim my mustache.I use a little travel grooming kit that has those, a pair of tweezers and some nail clippers.
>>34033142He's definitely never hurt any women before (broken hearts don't count). And I didn't mean to imply that he's a sub (he seems dommy to me), only that he's the type I could see women feeling safe enough around to domme.
>>34033164Be hot, be social, be funny, or be a “gay best friend” if you have no respect for yourself
I am paranoid the police are going to get me
>>34033103Yes. Everyone has issues in life. If I discovered them on a girl I liked, I'd probably kiss em for a short bit during sex to show her idgaf, but also cause I'm a simp and I don't like it when women I like are hurt, even by themselves
>>34033173Stop smoking meth
>>34033172ok, but how do I meet them
>>34033143
>>34033161go make out with your rescue pittie
>>34033173Because you're a pedo?
>>34033164For one thing, stop referring to women as "cute females" and start just thinking of them as people.
>>34033176You’re fucked in the feed lol
>>34033181damn you owned me so hard
>>34033143Do you and chadlet have a dog?
>>34033176I feel the same, I hate all these grifters. But Hasan is the most smug of the bunch and needs to be humbled some more for his retarded shit.He also did moderately fuck up again by comparing someone saying FREE KAYA as being directly equivalent to when Emiru got sexually assaulted at a convention a few weeks ago.
Femanon if I made you cum would you like me more/less
>>34033179I’m actually better than the average dog owners. Think about the ratio of bad parents to good parents. It’s the fact same for dog owners. The difference? Dogs are much easier to abuse because they will love you regardless and aren’t necessarily a part of the human world. I’ve had to help tons of mistreated and neglected dogs. Fuck most dog owners.
>>34033156How should a man act cat like for your happiness?
>>34033181>start just thinking of them as people.worst advice ever given to anyone regarding foids
>>34033173then stop posting about killing celebrities on 4chan, idiot
>>34033176How can you wish that of your latinx brother?
>>34033182Nigga I will out sneed your feed any day.
>>34033193Hush white bitch
stop farting on me
>>34033173Are you a rapist?
>>34033190That advice never made sense. I’ve met tons of misogynists who can get with women , they’re just hot or have social skills.
>>34033192>latinx
>>34033184i wish a had a chad bro
>>34033037I could, but I think his boner would be a hazard. I'll settle for using my booty as a back rest pillow or big spoon.
>>34033187ick
>>34033187I would like him more. But it's fairly easy.
>>34033201Go get one, babe.
>>34033189Become a force for chaos
>>34033188better because you let them shit in the house and rub on your guests?
>>34033187the same
>>34033199It's true. He's a 1/4 greek 3/4 mexican white nationalist lol
>>34033196I didn’t know my sheets were sentient
>>34033037M, hell yeah. If she lets me I'd wake her up by eating her out
>>34033207>(maybe he gets zoomies at night like a cat)
How over is it if I look like the guy on the righthttps://x.com/BrianAtlas/status/1998220604907065761
>>34033206my plan is to stalk the guy who wants to kill hasan until he leads me to hasan and them tip off the fbi and foil the plot and then hasan will be so grateful he will give me some dique
>>34033211the joke is that latin people fucking hate being called latinx and thats a dumbass white person thing to say
>>34033215Well would you date the girl on the left?
>>34033215You're worried being an average lookin Asian guy means it's over?
>>34033216Sam Hyde?
>>34033217The "joke" is you brought that point up unprompted as if it was in any way relevant.
>>34033215Am dude, but I thought he looked normal. A girl who liked his personality would def like his appearance
>>34033216hasan is stacies only
I tried playing some ring fit since I was bored and my cold seems to be dying down, my nose only seems to open up when I'm standing up or walking around, but man, the easiest level, like first level almost killed me.
I'm such a shy naive young man, it'd be absolute shame if some of the older femanons here groomed me haha
>>34033103Most likely, if we are hitting it off and I'm becoming emotionally invested and physically attracted I'd probably still give it a shot even if/when I found out about the scars
>>34033129you will (i have your location)
>>34033234I'm good. Pass.
my gf's pussy is messy? should i dump her?
>>34033225To be fair to her, I brought up his ethnicity first.
>>34033231anyone can be stacy if you know how to use makeup and arent fat see: drag queens
>>34033246>anyone can be stacy if you know how to use makeup and arent fat see: drag queensNTA. Have you ever seen a drag queen look like Janice Griffith?
>>34033246I don't know about that. Why do people hate hasan anyway
>>34033218The real question is would any femanons date the guy on the left.
Men, if you can do it without GPS i will suck you off
>>34033247might wanna get your radar recalibrated. you can love an animal without treating it like a human child capable of intelligent thought. this is why we have an epidemic of horrible behaved constantly barking dogs that jump and bite. people who think discipline is "abuse"
>>34033242Yes. And I'll console her for you.
>>34033252Ai generated image tier language.
>>34033246>>34033249I know a number of drag queens from my time having tried to see if it was easier for an ugly creep like me to get laid in gay bars than in the average "straight" dive (spoilers: it wasn't, nobody wanted to fuck me in either type of place).And anyway, most of the drag queens I met, who at the smaller gay bars were also the bartenders, were usually quite plump or I guess what you'd call plus-sized. There were definitely some heroin addict physique drag queens but it was mostly, mostly gay men who resorted to stress eating to deal with the shit life threw at them.
>>34033252God damn the bar really is on the floorStart suckin lady
>>34033251I can't. I'm busy.
>>34033252There's nothing difficult about this if you have basic navigation skills.
>>34033253How would you like it if s electro shocked your testicles to prevent you from thinking gay thoughts, since you seem to think that's acceptable?
>>34033250women like hasan, so seething white supremacists that can't get laid hate him
>>34033252This shit is easy? lol?
>>34033262I don't
>>34033252that is a lot of sucking
>>34033252If this was a proper country, there'd be a foot path directly connecting Matejki to Zeromskiego
>>34033252Do you just not have the most basic sense of spatial awareness and memory skills?
>>34033265>women like hasan, so seething white supremacists that can't get laid hate himThis
>>34033264thats legal in the usa tho and its what alt rightoids are fighting for lmao?
>>34033265I don't like his fake laugh
>>34033252I went to Czech Republic once and it felt like Budget Poland.
>>34033252I've done roundabouts before with a friend. My trick is to count by 4 if I pass the exit the first time. Also look at what the exit looks like
>>34033277as i said before. chads should be seen and not heard
>>34033274Hating Hasan Piker and/or pet abuse doesn't mean you're alt-right or even right wing, numbnuts.
>>34033265>>34033273fat drug addicts i guess. this one sniffed his sheets where his ass was and nobody had a problem with it. his fans are psychos.
>>34033277You'd still bounce on it tho
>>34033280ok that is giga based
Your turn femanon, open wide.
>>34033282This reminds me of a rumor I heard about a guy I went to school with, that he forced girls who were at his house for any reason to sign his bedposts in sharpie, and he would then post pictures on socials as "proof" that he'd had sex with his "fans".
>>34033282>women are psychosLeast misogynistic conservative.
I think I like black woman because they have higher testosterone which makes them more active and have more toned muscular bodies even if they just do some light weightlifting.
>>34033265Tranny alert.
>>34033285You're not him
>>34033267Be my wife pls
>>34033287>quoting something i didnt even saylol okay then
Would you rather live in Myanmar or Kosovo, and why?
>>34033288Now you understand why we like Black men.
>>34033290LOL what makes you say that, babe. Eat up.
>>34033286kek
>>34033281ok, so you are a white person who lets dogs lick the inside of your mouth. glad we cleared that up
Women, what for you is the male version of>woman in a maid outfitDo post pictures if you can
Women, what would you do if a man needs to get behind you in a cramped space and he says, in a creepy little stage whisper, "BEND OVER, BITCH"?
>>34033295You're not Hasan.
>>34033293Kosovo.Idk, I like cold places. it sounded like it's one of those places where the winter makes the artistic types commit artistic suicides.
>>34033299Why shouldn't I kill him?
>>34033297Only a troll engages in this type of insane black and white thinking. Do you think that the world is divided between pet-murderers and zoophiles? Do you also think that everyone with political opinions of any kind is either a Nazi or a Communist? That the only two types of sexual proclivities are granny fuckers and kiddy diddlers?Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
>>34033293myanmar will be in war eternally because of all the gems that is has so Kosovo
>>34033303i'm just a white person who thinks the average white dog owner is nasty and i hate being subjected to their poorly behaved loud and psychotic dogs
>>34033300I spoke with Hasan, he said it's okay. Choo choo train~ *airplane noises*
>>34033306Myanmar also seems very Indian coded.very of that region in a way.
>>34033293>MyanmarHas lbfms. Nuff said.
I'm in love with a married man and I'm trying so hard to ignore it. And I mean in love. I usually hate men but he checks all my boxes. I actually feel like I'm going crazy. He's technically pretty ugly but I don't care. He's a cutie to me.
I don’t believe in sex toys cuz I feel like they’re unnatural and a cope? just fingers and/or dick for me, thanks.
>>34033308you aren't suppose to listen to him
>>34033298So basic but a man in a nice ass suit with tight pants like not tight effeminate but ones that show his thighs and ass offEither that or maybe like a golf outfit with white gloves, hehe
Men, would you put a stick of butter in your ass?
>>34033311Now this is an 18 yo post if I've ever seen one.
Why not just treat life like an IRL open-world action-adventure RPG game? Chug monster energy drinks and take adderall for stat boosts then go and get in fights with people (NPCs) and take their loot after defeating them. Spend your money frivolously on ridiculous costumes or cool weapons and wear them everywhere you go including stores. Fight NPCs in the middle of a Walmart in your pirate costume, why not?
>>34033311>And I mean in loveYou've probably known him less than a year.
>>34033318This game has permadeath and doesn't let me savescum, and I'm very committed to roleplaying as the Law-Abiding Citizen class
>>34033315Nothing is coming near my ass.And I don't particularly want to go near anyone's ass either.
>>34033319Yeah......
>>34033311Misandrists become the biggest pick-me's once a narcissist says hi to them
>>34033315just for fun or what
>>34033313Eat the *fucking* porridge, femanon, it's getting cold.
>>34033311the vibe-killer has arrived
>>34033315Huge waste of butter
>>34033323Cute. What you're experiencing is called "limerence." Don't be a homewrecker, just wait it out.
>>34033326I'm a guy
>>34033298bow ties, suspenders, white button up shirts with rolled up sleeves, punk jeans and sneakers combo
>>34033315No, that seems extremely disgusting.
>>34033298
>>34033332Tucker Carlson better watch out
>>34033331I'm a girl
>>34033332lol
>>34033315Storing for winter?
Women, do your nipples get hard when you're turned on? How tall do they rise, if at all?
What if Jesus comes back as AI
>>34033311You’re attracted to men who are not available or attracted to you. It’s a real problem a lot of women have and it’s not love it’s lust.
>>34033334so bartender?
>>34033339Y’all wanted as theatrical as maid fit sooo
>>34033342Nice try, clank lover. I'll never fall for that
>>34033298I don't think there's any uniform more "man ready to service me as my right hand" more than just butlering 1-to-1 with a maid outfit. But that isn't sexy. (Not servicing me, the outfit)Idk.
I am a himboI am dumbI am unlovable
>>34033332Did the Boq guy from Wicked make you feel things?
>>34033293Myanmar because I’d just commute to Thailand.
Holy shit and I just keep breaking out!
>>34033348Exactly. There isn’t, not that I can think of. Except for male strippers.
What does it mean to have murderer eyes? Supposedly I have them.
>>34033349Every time I see some dude describe himself as "himbo" my mind immediately goes to the valorant playing, hand posting, corpse husband archetype of performative male
>>34033350Nah, different font
>>34033352You need to get pregnant
>>34033354It's a more polite way of saying you're a rapist.
>>34033349MIt seems like the "uwu nerd boys <3" era is over. I've heard multiple women say they like himbos. Keep your chin up, anon.
>>34033315I like the idea of butt stuff but the reality of dealing with the anal cavity that has actual, literal poop come out of it just grosses me out too much. Both for myself and any girl im with.
>>34033354Are you my ex? Not sure tho.
>>34033355I hate the fact that I know exactly the type of guy you're talking about, llmao.
Women, do your panties cause an visible dip where it hugs your vag?
>>34033354I got RAPIST TERRORIST TURBOKILLER eyes
>>34033332That's the "yeah I like folk music" look of the early 2010s, that's not equivalent to a maid outfit at all.
Which would you rather As a starting point if you reborn? >mediocre or even shit social skills, hot face , above average height >mediocre or even shit face, average or below average height; elite social skills
Watched this podcast so you dont have to.He's super autistic and she's flirting with him throughout and he's giddy about it.Any mid girl can score the richest men ever. Why don't you femanons take advantage of this? If i were a girl there is no way i wouldnt bag a millionaire with a good personality.this is why men say women live on easy mode.Yeah elon is a fat weirdo and many rich people are old weirdos but there are tons of good rich handsome men that are very easy to win over. Women just don't have any game or know how to win over men other than sex appeal
>>34033368MB. Charisma trumps everything else
>>34033353I think we are so far removed from straight men being viewed as helpful that this kind of parody porn uniform does not exist for men.
>>34033370y'know what I want?I want to eat that canned food stuff from Jurassic Park 3.
>>34033365No, it can’t be in a hipster way, more of a sexy punk way. Or buff guy. Idk tho there’s no real equivalent unless you wanna go for shirtless male stripper w a tie or bow tie, which just becomes kinda cringe
>>34033368There's a huge, wide gulf between mediocre and shit. Put some more thought into your own questions.
>>34033358>>34033361>>34033364Wait do I actually seem like a rapist?
>>34033360a wise man once told me, "you cannot have both a butt stuff wife and a shit free life"
>>34033370>Any mid girl can score the richest men ever. >why don’t youHoly kek. Most rich people don’t actually want to be around a she woman, and if they do, it’s to use them as a cum dumpster until they settle down with a super model or some ones rich
>>34033363No. My lips are innie.
>>34033377oh shit...I was joking, but you actually do kind of have rapist eyes.
>>34033355>corpse husband archetype of performative maleEww, this guy says he's not a feminist *swipes left*Eww, this guy says he's a feminist *swipes left*
>>34033372Word. Plus, women are just more sexually appealing by nature.
>>34033377eyebrows look ai generated but ye you have psycho eyes
>>34033382women only like dick, height and money
>>34033377Where did you take this picture? Heaven?
>>34033377you look ai generated but as a blonde man i find you deeply disturbing by default.
>>34033371You can improve charisma. You can only improve your looks so much. I Gym maxed, got rid of my acne, grew hair; and im still like a 5/10. I just went from undateable to appealing to 1 in 5 woman
>>34033387right we don’t at all care about the quality of your character or your big juicy heart
Women: very important questionWhat does your pussy look like?
>>34033374Yum.
When I get older I am going to start carrying around a cane sword
>>34033391do you?
>>34033390The way you type screams low charisma my friend.
>>34033392half black lip half pink lip (no I’m not black)
>>34033392Flood carrier form
>>34033377>>34033388Bro lives in a dream sequence
>>34033396Well, I am low charisma. But at least if I was good looking it’d be easier to improve my charisma. Now I have to improve my charisma while barely getting any romantic or sexual interest. I’ve been friend-zoned my entire life.
>>34033395no, silly
Is fight club ultimately about a man choosing who he wants to be but then a woman comes in and chooses for him?
>>34033402I knew it, thanks for validating my world view
>>34033391It doesn't seem like either sex does. Romance is a meme.
Trying to stay more hydrated during the summer so I don't feel fucked up all the time.
>>34033405I’m just kidding. Of course we do. At least I do. But the things you mentioned matter, too. T that’s just survival.
>>34033383So men are not supposed to be sexy?
I wish every moid here had a mid wife they love
>>34033411Me too. I hope the mid foids also get loving husbands
>>34033411What do I need a midwife for? I'm not pregnant.
>>34033408Brasil?
>>34033408SMAHTI'm a lazy ass, I bought a big 2L water bottle, so I can just refill it once and make sure I get my dailies, but i just stopped doing it, so I just went and bought big bottled waters and just drink those.Simply, wasteful, and easier on my mind.
>>34033414No, I'm an Anglo.
>>34033412Thanks anon>>34033413Plap. You're Mpregged
>>34033399Even with the arms and legs?
Autistic question: how can you be sure someone YOU like will actually reciprocate? Because every women I’ve gone after has turned me down or said I’m not their type, but I’m clearly not really ugly as I’ve had women ask me out before. But there has to be something wrong if everyone I LIKE never likes me back the same way.Do you just keep rolling the dice until you land with the right person or take the chance on someone who you’re not head over heels for?
god I’m a loserI need to get off this threadI’ve become addicted the last few days this is embarrassing
>>34033409At least I have the money kinda
>be 6'5>tinder and hinge have height filters>mfw ill be able to fulfill a lucky woman's dream of looking up to see my face
>>34033414>Brasilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjfwAVniXNc
>>34033417It's not summer
>>34033392Pink
>>34033420shoot in your own league. Looks aren’t everything.
>>34033379nah theyre plenty of rich autistic men that are also attractive and easy to control and keep loyal. throughout the ages kings and rulers have been controlled by smart wives and even started wars on their behalf. take the book of esther and story of prium in the bible. jewish girl marries the king of persia and bends him to her will and saves her people. its just a story but so many cases irl. most women are like sansa from game of thrones in the beginning when they should be like margaery tyrell
>>34033427I didn't say I was English, I'm one of those Southern Hemisphere colonial ass Anglos.
>>34033424>lie about height on both apps>no woman has been able to tell when i've met them IRL because they're so short anyway
>>34033429Lucky
>>34033436One a them crimey limeys huh
>>34033374>I want to eat that canned food stuff from Jurassic Park 3.i remember this scene very vividly as well. i think of it when im eating ground beef guy slop. this scene and the scene of brad pitt eating in once upon a time in hollywood.
>>34033424MWomen have to pay for the height filters though
>>34033438Why? Pussies are either pink or brown.
>>34033438Now you have to reply to that post too. It’s the law
>>34033420You can't ever know. Sometimes even the tightest of couples divorce or have domestic violence and still stay together. Sometimes couples kill each other too.I don't like it.
>>34033434Well, as someone who has worked in the music industry, I can tell you that lots of mid woman sleep with musicians. Usually they’re paid in gifts though. They’re basically pseudo-escorts.
>>34033444I did. >>34033443True true I just wanted to be self deprecating
>>34033438I'm extremely unlucky I think.
>>34033437If you didn't get some, then you honestly lose more by having to interact with that caliber of women.
>>34033442Kek really? Didn't know that.
>>34033447Well stop that, only virgins get to be self deprecating about their body.
>>34033437Should I lie and say I'm 6'7?
>>34033411Thank you
>>34033451Yeah, it's not fair. Women should be able to cuck manlets for free.
>>34033456just add 3 inches
>>34033420If you are so good looking women ask you out, the 'be yourself' strategy, completely unhinged and vulnerable expressing what you want and look for, should work. This should filter out a lot of people early on, so keep rolling the dice and don't settle.
>>34033431But how do I know if someone is out of my league? To me every girl I like is a 10/10 but if I were to list them objectively, I don’t think I’m going for Scarlett Johansson or anything.
>>34033439I live in deadly fear of the colonist's cure: Melanoma.
>>34033454I still have insecurities >>34033449Why?
>>34033418You’re welcome anon. Mid wife would complete my life
>>34033450I got some but I didn't feel much interest to keep seeing them, I just felt nothing emotionally. It's how I've felt about a lot of dating stuff lately for some reason. It feels like I just do things because other people do it.>>34033456I don't see why not, they won't know the difference.
>>34033377fuckin' bladerunner synth
>>34033460Makes sense, that’s definitely something I will try. I will say …I do try to figure out the vibes and chemistry before I ask anyone out, and that could take weeks. I don’t want to make women uncomfortable or have them believe I only see them as an object.
>>34033464you got laid all the same.it's manufactured insecurities.
>>34033456You can lie up to 3 inches. Especially since you'll be wearing shoes
>>34033463My condolences. I’m also one of Britain’s kids but in the New World. Pretty sure they’ve excised about a small child’s worth of pre-melanoma from my granddad by now
>>34033420I also have this question
ladies, would you like a handheld laser height-measurement device for xmas?
For FIf your bf or husband had a stach or beard that was uneven would you tell him and how?
>>34033480>ladies, would you like a handheld laser height-measurement device for xmas?Kek. They just mark the side of the front door to their home/apartment/dorm
State gender. Would you date someone who carries a handheld gaming device wherever they go to pull out when bored ?
>>34033485Everyone has a phone...
>>34033486Oh, should’ve been more specific, I’m talking about a DS, PSP, etc
>>34033485MI brought my steam deck out once.I played brotato for like an hour.Yeah, it's cool to kill time.I'm usually the kind of guy to just raw dog the entire thing though, I don't even like puling out my phone when I'm outside.
>>34033485MProbably not. I can deal with it if we’re on a plane or taking a long train or bus ride somewhere, maybe, but bringing it everywhere is a little juvenile.I fuckin’ live video games, too. I still own a few Game Boys and have flash carts for them. I just think there’s a time and a place for them.
>>34033481No I don't think he can control that
whatup wasian fine shyt wanna play some mahjong
>>34033493We can to an extent. I think anon meant if it were trimmed or shaved unevenly.
>>34033485MAs long as they have some spatial awareness, it's fine.
Should I go get taco bell? I already ate out once today, but I'm hungry and I don't really have anything around the house.
>>34033485MIt seems kind of normal now, so sure. Both my ex and current gf had Nintendo Switchs that they'd play them sometimes. Not really out in public though, usually they'd play some mobile games or listen to music.
I'm like 90% sure that the person that keeps simping for Hassan in this thread is a Mod.
>>34033481Yeah. I can tell if you missed a spot.
>>34033499Did you plan to only eat once? bruv?you know what they say, WHen the bell tolls.
>>34033493I can't control that my head hair receeds faster on the left>>34033496Broski has it right.If one side just got trimmed too much is that bad?
>>34033506Just trim the other side more
I hate my life. And most of the bad things happening to me are completely out of my control. This too shall pass, right? I want to die.
What’s the easiest way to pivot back to being normal friends after getting turned down when asking out a friend?
>>34033511Real men ghost and never look back
Femanon how do i make some future girl happy?
>>34033508Nta but I’ve finally managed to learn how to do this without fucking it up even more and having to shave the whole thing offFeels good to know how to mustache correctly, finally
>>34033508I think I have ocd because i trim a hair on one side then the other and I repeat till I end up with nothing
>>34033520Share secret bro
>>34033510Me but they are my fault
>>34033523Fuck it up one million billion times until you no longer fuck it up
If the gf I had gotten in college broke up with me after I graduated, should I kms?
>>34033520How, I just had to shave it off because I fucked up awfully.
>>34033526Nah, just ask mommy to heat up the bottle for you, little baby.
>>34033523>>34033527Well I guess I do have real advice. Trim as little as possible at a time, in layersI comb everything down and trim away the stuff that wants to get eaten first, and then I’m basically just trimming tiny bits away topiary style to get the shape I want
Anyone else have younger siblings than you that are more attractive and get in relationships, while you can't?
>>34033530No lol B)We’re all very single B)
>>34033529So you take an electric and hit just the outliers????
>>34033040>>34033041>widow>the man isn't dead nor was she ever her husbandso words just don't mean anything anymore
>>34033499Yes, grab me a steak and poblano wrap while you're there.
>>34033538Oh hell nah, I use scissors.
>>34033540So sayeth the rational male dot com, apparently.
males, females, need advice.>male >become attractive>sure, some female attention from time to time >literally cannot even slightly smile, need to have resting bitch face 24/7 to make trouble makers not come up to me (male trouble makers) to cause trouble what docontext of a workplace. none of this used to happen before coming attractive. hell i could stim out and geek out and no-one would bat an eye.
Some guy I went on a date with said that my career field was 'too masculine.' I'm working at a pharmaceutical research center right now, and when he asked about my work and I told him the gist of what I do he just said "oh, that's kind of masculine dont you think?" in a passive aggressive tone of voice..26F, I got my master's in biochemistry and a certification for pharm. tech. I've wanted this job since middle school, and it feels so weird to be put down for it :(
>>34033499Get me a bean burrito pls.
>>34033554He's jealous as fuck and he doesn't have a mature way of expressing it. Sorry about that.
>>34033554translation: he didnt find you attractive or just didn't 'vibe' with you or some shit. job never has anything to do with anything unless it involves a unique lifestyle like being in the military or being a flight attendant or something
>>34033554Wow! What a prick. Sorry, anon.What did he do, out of curiosity? Nothing remotely STEM or medicine-adjacent, I assume.
>>34033554Fuck that Id say ut if you did sheetrock or deep sea crab fishing tho
>>34033551We need more details.
>>34033554Are you asian? I have a masters, likely make more than you, and I'm not insecure about my job so :)
>>34033559He's a paralegal
>>34033554Sounds like he wanted to jabait you into being abused. Bullet dodged, sis.
>>34033563Im about as white as (american) white gets.
>>34033564Hahaha fuck that’s funny. What a loser.I dunno where he’s coming from with that shit. Try not to put too much stock in him. Definitely don’t give him a second date.
>>34033554That makes no sense. It was probably a shitty attempt at a neg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negging>>34033564Every paralegal I've ever met is a woman, lol.
>>34033567I love black girls.
Is it normal to struggle this much with dating apps? Why are people either not responding, negging me, or just ignoring my profile?
>>34033563Most charismatic yellow fever fag
>>34033572location plays a big role. also get off of it. go harass random people at your workplace like a real man.
>>34033569looking at that definition it sounds pretty accurate kek
>>34033563well you miss 100% of the shots you dont take i guess...A for effort
>>34033570We love you, too!
Blows my mind that a yuppie who probably makes a shitload more money than me is dumb enough to trot out pickup artist bullshit on a date
>>34033564>paralegal>manLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>34033581Could he project any harder lmao
>>34033582actually such a funny interaction, holy shit
>>34033585>Oh you do shit that helps people?>How boorish. I am a male secretary
>>34033588>>34033582>>34033581These made me feel so much better lol
>>34033569>>34033582>>34033581>As of 2023, approximately 85.1% of paralegals are women.Kek
>tfw no pharmaceutical research gfWhy live?
>>34033589Glad to hear it. Fuck that guy
>>34033579I like some but not some others but I always open the " is coffee good for you?" Thread on fit
>>34033576I'm female
>>34033597Do you weigh a lot or look that way in pics?
>>34033597well even my female friend said using dating apps was gay for her. just men being creeps on there.go eat lunch together with a guy like one of the cool girls.
>>34033599No, I'm flat >>34033600I don't know how else to meet men. I give up tbv This is very tiring and making me feel bad about myself
>>34033601do you not have a life
>>34033601what the fuck is wrong with youwere you spoiled as a child are you a trust fund baby or something do you live in your parents basement
>>34033603nta but literally me
>>34033602I do but it's not magical >>34033603No why are you yelling at me
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34033601Plz b in Mn
Men, how are your feet?What's up with your shoes?
>>34033603Why do anons hate punctuation so much?
>>34033572I think it might be, I get the sense that dating apps have gone to shit. Try expanding your social circles instead >>34033605You don't need a magical life, you need a decent life and you need the ability to speak about that life and have fulfilling conversations with others. Can you do that?
>>34033610um. my feet are okay? knock on wood. my shoes are fine too. thanks for aasking.
>>34033610Feet are fine, just ordered some new tennis shoes
>>34033610Short WideCaloused and dry and plantar fascii'dMy shoes are wides
>>34033605what is magical to you? being a part of activities, like a job, where you have to interact with people throughout the week?because holy shit dude. you should have to interact with people throughout the week. society is like a bunch of ants working together. that means by extension there should be guys you gradually know more and more as time passes.>>34033611internetspeak>>34033604fix self. even if you were born into wealth/comfort dont stop there. go higher. your conditions shouldnt be terrible for you to get the drive to improve things
>>34033554That's so weird to me. Pharmacy is one of the highest paying woman dominated fields. Having your masters in biochem is impressive, but anyone can get cpht certified though.
>>34033612>Can you do that?YesI do it often >>34033617>what is magical to you?Meeting single men naturally. Even in college I somehow never found one. Now, no one in my social circles knows one, or they do and aren't willing to set us up. It feels weird. Even in all my jobs, I have never worked with someone my age, single, male.
>>34033610Hobbit feet
>>34033610US size 15 mens
>>34033619yeah, the cpht was my fallback plan, glad I dont have to use it (knock on wood)
>>34033625Height and penis size?
>>34033610My feet are feet. They’re a little hairy but not too gross otherwise.I wear pretty normal shoes. Size 11.5 US, give or take depending on the brand.
>>34033619Can confirm that pharmacy is heavily female. My graduating class was 70-75% female
>>34033627>knock on woodHave you ever been close to tragedy?Or been close to folks who have?
>>34033634Close to folks who have I guess. My best friend had her late fiance and two younger sisters pass in a car crash. Her entire family has health problems too, poor thing.
>tfw my field is like 70+% women >didn't meet anyone in college or grad school>everyone taken by thenlet me fade away from existence.
>>340336296'5, never measured but I've been told by women it's girthy
>>34033622Do you go to a religious institution? Go to any social events where you can meet new people?
>>34033639I think Ill take "absolute bullshit" for 500
>>34033640No, yes. And the only men that show up are there with their girlfriends. :(
Women be like:>Who has the money to be shopping in this economy?
>>34033641His entire personality is being 6’5 and playing StarCraft
>>34033639Measure it then
>>34033644better be brood war
>>34033646I believe so
>>34033637same brah brah
>>34033642Anon theres gotta a single guy out there somewhere, I can't believe you'd be so unlucky. No one has a single friend or brother or cousin? What are you looking for in a man
>>34033644You also forgot MTG and my incurable yellow fever>>34033646It is now
Could one of the femanons here make a vocaroo of them calling me a dumb moid?
>>34033636Sorry for your loss.I was just trying to reference a song by the mighty mighty bosstones
>>34033656So you can jerk your little pecker to it? Ew
>>34033656holy gooner
My wife won’t let me fuck her when she’s on her period.Women is it REALLY that gross?>captcha: MRJAY
CMON RAINBET GIMME A HIT
>>34033654>No one has a single friend or brother or cousin?Nope
>>34033661Ooh make fun me for that too in the vocaroo.
>>34033668To me personally it is..i hate the way it smells (even if i remain extremely hygienic during it) and the texture is just..nasty. It'd be awful to clean up after.
>>34033670What do you look for in a man
>>34033656No. That's not nice.
>tfw so worried about job interview that i kinda hope i don't get picked in the first place
>>34033677I think it's nice.
>>34033676Funny. Kind. Single.
Speaking of yellow fever, where can I find a lovely woman to cure my case?
>>34033681Now you are truely free
>>34033686>>34033684>>34033671these horndogs bro T^T
>>34033684It's not. And he's not a dumb moid. So no.(*pondering his cute humidity curls*)
>>34033686Height?
>>340336916'6
>>34033690I am dumb through. I'm about to fail a college class tomorrow. I already failed one. I'M FUCKING RETARDED
>>34033685Do you have any male friends? Have you asked them point blank if they know any single guys? I'm not single but I know a few good guys who are single
>>340336915'10 :_;
>>34033693Scary>>34033704It's ok anon you're still tall
>>34033701I have one male friend, but he's only friends with women..
What ever happened to Mhmanon did she die ?
>>34033712Not all those women are friends, I guarantee it.
>>34033715He's just not helpful is what I'm saying. He has a girlfriend too
>>34033714She's with 6'3" volley ball femanon
>>34033700*patpat*
>>34033712Ok so step one is make male friends anon, male friends who have other male friends. Expand your social circle, you're doing the same shit as incels who don't know any women yet bemoan their inability to find a single chick. Why no male friends?
>>34033701>I know a few good guys who are singleWhere do they hang out?
>>34033723I kind of made some male friends recently, but they all have gfs and clearly hate talking to me. I have no problem making friends with girls but men stress me out, even when I'm nice to them they look at me weird or give me an attitude.
>>34033710>It's ok anon you're still tallwanna be my gf? :D
trying to learn to write with my offhand, kinda hard
Men, do you even want to remember you have a wife?
I think I understand romantic obsession at this point. Just be mine already you fucking femcel retard.
>>34033724We sometimes go to pool halls, go get a bite, standard group social shit. Sometimes they go to social stuff to meet other people but not that often. They're not trying all that hard to find gf's rn but if they were introduced or got to know a chick they'd go for it >>34033729It seems the truth comes out. You need to get better at speaking to men. If these guys hate talking to you then they aren't your friends. Have you always had trouble speaking with men or was there an instigating experience or event
>>34033741Do you even want to remember you have a kid?
>>34033733But I don't know anything about you except for your height D:
I don't even want to think about w*men.
>>34033744>You need to get better at speaking to men.I've had great male friends before. It's not that they are male, it's that they just don't seem to like me
Does JH still haunt these boards? I haven’t been around in ages.
>>34033751What happened to those male friends you used to have? Why do you get stressed when talking to new men?
>>34033554>>34033564You posted this bait before
>>34033754They moved away, we still talk but don't see each other much. and I don't know. I think regular anxiety?
>>34032455Cuck.
>>34033747are you 4'10 japanese femanon? If yes, you know more about me than just my height
I’m going to Hawaii with my girlfriend :D
>>34033741My gf literally wants me to bash her when she’s on her period bc she thinks she’s an asian baddie that needs to be taught how to be a good girl
>>34033753Who's asking?
>>34033741I want to have a wife
>>34033668There is a massive conspiracy here on /atoga/ that leads everyone to believe women are more dominant and superior to men when in reality I’ve now seen that it’s not the case bc my gf is literally a man hating feminist that loves to get fucked in the ass and treated like shit and she still loves me
I'm broken
Women, this is your monthly reminder to perform a mammary exam on yourself. Check for lumps.Dudes, this is your monthly reminder to cradle the balls, make sure the jewels are operating as intended.
>>34033757You cannot expect to make progress in finding a man like that anon, you have to see that. Step one is make new male friends. They have the potential to become partners or to introduce you to other men. How can you go about making some male friends
Made pasta with meat sauce and roasted broccoli, cauliflower, and asparagus for dinner. The secret is the fennel seed, it gives the sauce a deep meaty flavor.
>>34033777>You cannot expect to make progress in finding a man like that anon,But I'm trying
>>34033668Your wife is just insecure, plenty of the women I've been with have demanded that I fuck them on shark week.
>>34033780Are you trying to make friends?
>>34033776Balls are good, they are heavy.
>>34033782Yes
>>34033786ENJT
calling a man bald/balding is now defined as sex-related harassment!!
>>34033776Don’t have to when my gf checks for me it’s so great having an emergency contact
where can i get a hot, young filipina nurse gf?
>>34033788Ngl that is definitely the kinda cringey shit my gf and I send each other bc we’re both autistic as shit lmao
>>34033784How are you trying, what progress have you made, how have things ended when it didn't work out
>>34033779I took my gf out to an expensive Italian restaurant bc we have money
>>34033799Consistent socializingI made some new friends, I get invited to parties Nothing has ended because nothing has started. I tried apps for a bit, got ghosted a lot
What do y'all niggas do for a living and how much do you make?
>>34033802I make over 10k a month working in civil engineering contracts for the government, my gf works part time in retail just so she can feel like she’s contributing something lmao poor girl
>>34033801You misunderstand me, I'm not asking about romantic pursuits I'm asking about your attempts at making friends. When did you try becoming a friend with a guy? What did you try to earn his friendship? Why did it not work?
>>34033800I enjoy cooking and eating the food that I made.
>>34033805Bc who tf wants to hang out with friends when you can have sex with your best friend everyday for the rest of your life
>>34033805Okay, recently there was a new guy at my yoga class and I got chatting with him and he's married but it's been going fine I think, we are nice to each other. I was helping him around the studio and answering questions he had
>>34033803How old is she?
>>34033807That sounds so depressing and lonely but good for you my brother
>>34033811She’s a zoomer lol
>>34033810>going to hobbies and social activities just to find a partner This is why I’m so lucky to have found my gf in dating apps where you can actually test for authenticity before you jump in
>>34033741Yes
>>34032455Why?
>>34033700>collegefag cope Blue collar men just keep wining, now we get hot racist Korean wives too
>>34033802I work in healthcare, started working in July, made ~19k gross per month since then with OT. Obviously a lot less net but still plenty. Hourly is mid 90s
Genuine question. How can women lie and say they care about you and that you're a good guy and that they want you to succeed but then they also won't have sex with you. What the fuck.Actually stop fucking lying.
>>34033637This should everyone biggest fear as a male, you fucked up bigly bro
>>34033802I bartend. I average 100 dollars a day in tips with a minimum wage
>>34033820>now we get hot racist Korean wives tooI knew that indians married quickly, but not that quickly
>>34033822What? I don't want to fuck you anon but I hope you have a nice day.
>>34033822Susan Boyle seems like a nice lady, and I wish her well. Wouldn't hit in a million years though.
>>34033822They’re lying, my gf had sex with me on the first date and still continues to hate men but then I realized she was talking specifically about incels the entire time so now we kinda just agree on everything lol
>>34033805What is the point of asking this?
>>34033827Lmao being born to Samon parents and her being hapa from Hawaii we almost look exactly the same race it’s so weird lmao
>>34033828I don't believe you. You don't actually even know me and if I disappeared tomorrow you wouldn't even notice. So in many ways you're a bigger liar than even the women I'm talking about.
>>34033802i'm neet rn, hoping to get a job soon but i might be fucked with how the competitio nis
>>34033835>NEET thinking about getting a job in todays economy Fruit picker
>>34033821What degree
>>34033837>Fruit pickerIt's over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzaaSIEDg7s
>>34033837gotta try something with my degrees
>>34033842Collegefag will never understand what this feels like
>>34033844desu i don't care much about getting married i just want a cool job. it's stupidly niche. my parents can't even complain because my siblings are all rich and have kids so the bloodline continues.
>>34033845Having a gf is the only reason to work a job anymore
2D>3D
Male, depressed, sexlessI'm going to sit alone in silence and darkness and confront myself until I get better.
>>34033849>confront myself until I get better.?
My gf sends me the nastiest shit, she wants me to bash her even while we have kid lmaoooo
>>34032447Women why do you love being owned and treated on par with children so much lmao
Why isn't there a man in my bed?
I never thought I’d say this but it feels so much better to be an NPC
>>34033789By whom? Women will still comment on it immediately nonetheless.
>>34033855You sure? look again
>>34033852>>34033854They're mentally children.>>34033855You didn't ask.
>>34033858Nobody gives a fuck about incels lol they live on hard mode pray for them bruh
>>34033861Nah I love my gf she’s thinks she’s a baddie but really she’s just a good girl that loves spankies
Bro this thread just got murdered
>>34033855 you aren't clingy enough
Why isn't there a woman in my bed?
>>34033867Have children
>>34033771A handsome married man looking in on an old friend.
>>34033774My wife is ridiculously submissive (not in a sexual way exactly) and only really lashes out when I cause problems with her compulsions.
>>34033870You need to buy her one of these bruh
>>34033781Well yes. She is very insecure. My God, I love her.Yall know the whole “I want to protect her smile” thing anime fags talk about? That’s what marriage is really like.
>>34033868Do women even want babies anymore?
>>34033872This is how a cuck defends a failed marriage, your wife sleeps with other men bc you cannot satisfy her
>>34033872That sounds nice
>>34033871Go slow lad. I got a sex pillow and she refuses to use it. She hates it because it’s bulky.She was a virgin when we got married. Took us a while even to get it all the way in. But she’s crazy for it now. Except when she’s on the rag.Last day or so she keeps coming to me while I’m working and starts kissing me randomly. Lets slip that she’s bored, wants sex, then gets all down when she realizes she’s bleeding and won’t let me touch her.
>>34033875I don’t let her out of my sight.
>>34033874Hell yeah dude that’s all we ever talk about lol>>34033877Bro if you ain’t having period sex then I’m sorry it’s not true love, that’s like the best time bc they go crazyyyyy
>>34033878Nah you a red flag I already know there’s something you’re not telling us about your relationship
>>34033845Anon, don't bother with the thread's lolcow
Thread sure is unusable
>>34033852>she wants me to bash her even while we have kid lmaooooGood evening saar!
Is blood decent lube?
>>34033882Indians do be like that.
Is this the answer or am I just horny?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fxSKmQwbBi4
>>34033822That is not a genuine question and you can genuinely fuck off
What romantic gestures are men even capable of
>>34033892Mormonism is definitely not the answer.
>>34032447White boss who is my crush brought up how she was talking to another coworker who said that my "type" was more Latina", I said I guess I'm partial to that in a joking mannerShe then said why couldn't it be a regular white girl. Does that mean she possibly has some interest in me even though texting has kind of fizzled out? Caught me off guard and I autistically said "I still like the white girls, aren't they the beauty standard". We have made out before but a few days later she basically sent me what I perceived to be a friendzoned text (I said I had fun at her party and we should hang out again, then she said, it's always good to hang out with everyone as friends)Also she recently found out her roommate is looking to move out and has been pestering me the past few days that I should move in and coming up with ways to entice me. What's that about? Surely it's just in jest right?
>>34033894They could cook something for once.
>>34033894I wrote poems and songs for my ex.
Remember to stretch and walk around.>>34033898That's righteous.
When you buy a bagged salad and the use by date is in a week but it says "use within 2 days once opened" do you pay any attention to the latter warning? I never do.
>>34033894Every anniversary, I wrote my ex a letter going over how I fell in love with her each year, the things I remembered. One year I wrote about how I saw her painting style had changed and it filled me with joy to see her evolving and growing and finding renewed happiness in her art
>>34033894The dumb cunts coming here to shit on men after they get pumped and dumped is always hilarious. You deserved it.
How can I NOT conclude that moids are evil
>>34033912You just hate them because they're ugly.
>>34033912A moid died for your sins.
>>34033909Why would you ever write a letter to your ex? That’s just creepy.
>>34033912Are there any men in your life that you think are good?
>>34033915When we were still dating
One thing I don't understand is why people say that you can fix your height issues with confidence and that you "need to stop making your height an issue" yadda yadda. I'd love for my height to not be an issue, but for that other people (mainly women) would need to stop making my height an issue lmao
So soothinghttps://youtu.be/QPJUQg_U5HY
Now let's ask what romantic things female creatures have done for men.>hehe i told him about the new guy before i cheated on him
>>34033919>but for that other people (mainly women) would need to stop making my height an issue lmao2bh, I don't think they could even if they wanted to. Evolution's a bitch.
WomenWhy do you instinctually insult anyone who makes a point you hadn't thought of that threatens a belief you're attached to, and then shut down and repeat yourself, rather than just consider what was said?
I really love job searching, you need to have had a job in a field to get a job in that field. Fucking epic.Also I accidentally posted this in another thread I had open, I really shouldn't have two tabs of 4chan open, my brain can't handle it.
>>34033928Crazy how women are always passive victims of circumstance who nothing can be expected of, whether it's normalfags, or feminists who always claim the opposite but then immediately disclaim responsibility in any situation, or incels, or "trads", who are talking. It's almost as if you labor under a larger cultural cowardice that prevents you from ever actually taking women to task for their collective evils and poor decisions.
>>34033931>passive victims of circumstanceYou just described every single moid itt ngl
>>34033932Please see my other post and answer now that you've become a helpless example>>34033929You also didn't even read it right. I was saying you aren't but everyone including yourselves acts like you are But you pattern matched le offensive opinion, didn't actually read, and responded with an insult. Right below where I had also written asking why you do that. Why are you like this?
>>34032447Women, how does it make you feel that the Japanese are obsessed with drawing detailed panty shots?Does it make you uncomfortable? Does it offend you?
>>34033935Your post is full whinny doomerisms, I don't have any reason to engage with it.
>>34033927TRVKE
>>34033931I think describing their height obsession in such terms is melodramatic. Their perpetuation of hookup culture is a better example, and something we know for a fact can be helped, unlike the height obsession.
Women hate men because they got pumped and dumped by Chad who never promised her anything and only met her 2 days ago.Men hate women because they can't even be treated as human beings by them (Chad onky).
>>34033923this better be the og one
I am less than human to half the population, but God forbid I harbor any resentment towards said half meanwhile that half hates the other half that I'm part of because they can't get a perfect version of opposite part that instantly loves them beyond belief, knows everything about them and how to make them happy the mere instant he sets his eyes on her (she doesn't have to do anything to earn him though, her existence has to be more than enough of a reward for him, of course)
There is no reason not to hate women. I hate those fucking creatures so much.
>>34033928Yeah I guess you're right there. it does feel kinda unfair that most of things that make men attractive are stuff you have zero control over (height, hairline, jawline) but women have a lot more leeway making themselves attractive
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
Are monogamous fwbs possible?
>>34033948hookup culture makes sense when you realize for women like maybe 10% of all men are attractive, while i'd wager for men it's something like 50% of all women that are attractive
>>34033960>(height, hairline, jawline) but women have a lot more leeway making themselves attractiveThat's true. At least there's been some progress with hair related stuff in recent years.
Gender, would you go to a theme park where you can touch the private parts of anyone you like, under their clothes?
>>34033970FThat sounds a bit too niche for a whole theme park. I would like somewhere like Mizuryuu Kei Land.
>>34033970MThat sound interesting on a superficial level, but it also sounds kinda creepy and raises many questions of ethics and consent, so that would probably make me not wanna go.
How did Yakub get away with it?
>>34033970Male. Absolutely not. Sounds awful. I don’t really want to grab strangers crotches, nor do I want my own grabbed by random people.
>>34033962I love the new black border. We should also add one around Evropa.
>>34033952It is
>>34033968Hook up culture is based and you’re just an incel faggot
>>34033970Indian doctors are getting out of control
>>34033957Good morning saar reminder that I hate women poster is a pajeet incel what a pathetic loser kek
>coming back from grocery store>wearing a scarf because it's cold>neighbor moid sees me>tells me to uncover my neck>"why">"because I want to see it"I hate the audacity of this moid. I never gave him any signs I'm interested in him, he just knows he can harass me because I'm too cowardly to chimp out
>>34034004Creepy. You'd best watch out for that one.
>>34033970F, nah, I touched a stripper's boobs once and even though she had great boobs, getting to touch a body without any specific feelings or chemistry between you is just what it sounds like, a tactile sensation. Everything that would usually make it thrilling is gone (at least for me).
>>34034008Were they real?
>>34034004Post like these are why I’m so glad to have a gf that lets me do anything I want with her
>>34033963It does happen. Usually also because in those cases both people really want to have unprotected sex, have gotten tested, and do not want to include others that would put them at risk again.That said, realize it is a recipe for disaster. It is already difficult for many people to both not get bored by your fwb quickly and not develop feelings either. The not developing feelings part is significantly harder when you don't get to be sexual with others. If you even remotely enjoy doing stuff with your fwb outside of sex (watching a movie together, joking around, chatting, cuddling, anything) chances are in no time you wake up and you are in a relationship that has the exclusivity, the sex, the intimacy of a committed relationship - but none of the actual expectations of a relationship to keep in touch, involve each other in your life (family/friends), care when the other person is down etc. This usually ends up making one person feel used - the person who developed most feelings.I think these kind of arrangements typically only work well if there are circumstantial factors why you cannot be a couple and it is for a limited time. Like someone who will move away in a few months, then I think it can make sense to go for fwb and limit it to the two of you, but as an indefinite thing, not really.
>>34033962Nobody needs incels the world is healing
>>34034003Source: your filthy asshole
>>34034004I'm looking forward to your post in a few months going "my neighbor moid has become my dom daddy and makes me eat his asshole... and I love it!!"
>>34034012Granted I cannot be 100% sure and they did feel dense compared to mine, but they were also smaller than mine and the density of breast tissue varies a lot anyway. They did not feel or look fake to me, not in how they looked/moved and not in how they felt. It's just that it is all the surrounding excitement that makes it into "omg I am touching this person" rather than "yep that's boobs".
>>34033970No, it would also be full of nasty people so you won't get to grope Chad or Stacy or whatever.
Another soothing one, gives me tingles https://youtu.be/i4434oXgq-E
>>34034024I don’t think you understand, they hire models with nice cunts and dicks, and you can masturbate any employee you want.
>>34034019What having no gf does to a MF poor lil unwashed jeet
>>34034027Again, you'd have to be REALLY perverted to go there and it'll be full of Indians so it will shut down quickly regardless.>>34034028>ENTJeet try not to calumny me challenge (impossible)
>>34034032>self hating pajeet exposes himself
>>34034033You make libelous claims left and right. You lie as you breathe. You are not worth anyone's time. You are as reprehensible and undignified as a woman.Pic related is (You)
>>34034026https://youtu.be/qDRhqGLIxTY
>>34034038>proceeds to crash out bc white women rejected him
Why do we even given atheists holidays off? They don't believe that any days hold any significance except Independence day.
Women are too damn cute and sexy.
>>34034046Leave me alone
Women, if STD’s and slut shaming weren’t a thing and sperm got you high like crack, how often would you suck stranger’s dick?
>>34034008Were you getting a lap dance?
Men, do you like snowballing?When a woman suck your dick and then she kiss you with sperm on her tongue?
>>34034053That is disgusting.
>>34034053Only after she's been with her bull
>>34034053No, that's disgusting. I didn't even like it when she tried to kiss me after sucking my dick in a condom. I tried to move my head away but it was impossible
>>34034053I've tasted my sperm before, so I'm not totally against it, but I don't know why a woman would want to do that. What's the appeal?
>>34034055Sorry guys I forgot to put on my name
>>34033970MNo, I'd feel like a creep.
Men, would you let woman lick your eye balls after sex?
>>34034060Happens to the best of us
>>34034054Why yuck somebody's yum?
>>34034064You're nasty.
Why do normies think "I don't want to bow to women's whims" = "I am a faggot"?
>>34034062No
>>34034073WHY
>>34034062With the eyes closed, maybe.
>>34034078No, with the eyes open
