how can i painlessly kill myself? i was thinking of overdosing on Tylenol but i dont know if that will actually work. i dont want to end up brain dead or in a vegetative state. i live in a country with strict gun laws so shooting myself is out of question. any advice is appreciated. thanks
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>>34051194>how can i painlessly kill myselfCan't.>i was thinking of overdosing on Tylenol but i dont know if that will actually work.Nope, that'll just make you throw up.
>>34051194old age
>>34051194>painlessly kill myself>overdosing on Tylenolso you haven't even done like the 101 level research yet
>>34051194I read an article about people who tried to commit suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge, and all those that survived said they regretted it as soon as they jumped - before they even hit the ground.I remember one guy said something like: "the moment I jumped I realized every problem in my life had a potential solution, except the problem of falling to my death."
>>34051798None of these faggots do. Out of the 1000 "how do i an hero?" threads I have seen, only like 2 people seemed to have done any real research. It is mostly just losers wanting attention
it was so much easier 10 years ago when you could buy 100% pure helium or sodium nitrite online.i say go on sanctionedsuicide and read all the how to guides on suspension hanging, but make sure to double check everything they say even if it's one of the "scientific" pinned threads.
>>34052436you could also try subways or railroads. death by overhead cable electrocution for subways. for a regular freight train you could put your neck on the track for instant decapitation, but trains are terrifying so i'd recommend noise canceling earbuds. get in contact with some foamers to find out when trains usually come by, memorize the schedule, and get acclimated to being around them
>>34051194>how can i painlessly kill myself? You can't. I'm afraid it's that simple. You can't. There are a few methods that are a bit less painful, but all of them have a very high risk of leaving you alive but permanently brain damaged.>i was thinking of overdosing on Tylenol but i dont know if that will actually work.That'll kill you all right, but it'll take weeks to die, and you'll be in agony every single second. Tylenol kills you by destroying your Iiver. Death by liver failure is a truly horrible way to go.
I sometimes think about this and the other anons are right it's always "least painful" and never "fully painless"With that being said I feel like jumping off a REALLY high building or then shooting yourself straight in the head are the least painful ones because it should be instant but the trade off is that they're probably the scarier ones to do especially for those like few seconds you're in the air and you can't do anything about it anymore until it's over
Ever thought about killing the person? Not the human?As in: Leave everything behind and be a Hippie or whatever? Check what life has to offer. And then you can still kill yourself. It's what I did. I don't regret it. It brought be to the Amazonas. Never thought, I'd come to see that.Nothing to worry nothing to lose.
>>34051217Eh, I've regretted not killing myself plenty of times, but I've never regretted killing myself.
How is it you niggers can't get a gun? Or just one round of ammunition. You can make a gun with equipment easily available anywhere in the world you could be posting here from, and by the time you finish building it, maybe you'll have a fun new hobby, or at least the means to go do heinous crimes, instead of suicide.
>>34054863that's retarded, anon. 90% of heinous crimes could have been avoided if they just started off by killing themselves instead of making it everyone's problem
>>34051194>how can i painlessly kill myself?Why are you such a coward? You only get to live and die once, why not experience the pain of dying?
>>34054863because he's not in the US??? dumb fuck
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>>34055371>t. didn't read the comment>>34055370>webmNever swim with niggers or jeets
>>34051194>TylenolMost performative method ever.
>>34051194If youre physically healthy and gonna kys, youre a faggot.Go get a 6 pack and a steak dinner, turn something on the tv and chill out, most of us are depressed out here, just find a cope.
>>34051194Been researching this whole year. No true painless method available.
I tried overdosing on Tylenol once. Read that more than two pills can give you liver damage, so took the entire bottle of 200. I ended up throwing up like fifty, then went to sleep in my hotel room expecting my liver to fail, causing a chain reaction with all my other organs because I'm retarded with no medical knowledge. Woke up the next morning sick as fuck, vomiting bile, smoked a cigarette, vomited some more, then walked to the hospital down the road and was in the ICU for two weeks and committed to a psych ward for a month.So, don't try that. It's a shitty way to do it, and most likely won't work.
>>34051194REAL men KILL themselves in the MOST EXCRUCIATING way POSSIBLE. You're not some kind of faggot / woman are you?
>>34051224Isn't overdosing on opiates a fairly painless way to die?
>>34051194my grandmother took the covid-shot.she creeped into bed to slowly cease. stopped eating. they told us this is the least painful way to die. took her like 3 months. we gave her medicinal cannabis. she went out of bed, started eating again, only to lose the will to excel shortly after and chose to continue starvingshe is ashes since 2021.
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>>34051194Go away, attention-seeking fag
Die in a car accident. I'm getting ready for that, there's a cliff 10 km from where I live. But before that, I'll give all my money to my brothers.
