Should I cum in my roommates shampoo? Also is it a bit weird that kinda turns me on?
>>34051287You should marry a girl, hold your breath, close your eyes, and nut inside to make grandpa happy. You might be a brainrotted gay faggot, but don’t worry, that doesn’t mean you have to actually act like one.YG2AY
>>34051287yes, serves them right for having roommates. Real people live on their own or have a family.
>>34051287You could probably actually be arrested for that.
How about you act civilized and don't mess with other people's stuff for fun
>>34052714It's literally battery in most jurisdictions, or assault for those that don't split battery apart. It's also almost textbook sexual assault. And probably criminal mischief for the property damage.You are bending over and opening up your ass (legally speaking) for your roommate if you do this and they find out.
>>34051287How about you become my roommate and cum in my mouth?
>>34051287If it's a random act... y bro. If it's revenge... I once rubbed my roommate's toothbrush on my unwashed taint, then put a dab of peppermint oil on to mask the smell. Felt amazing ngl.
>>34051287Go to prison.
>>34051287Sexual assault is not epic, OP
