how do i become amish and convince the amish that they should be recruiting to keep their genepool healthy
>>34061360You can't. And you won't.
>>34061403i could. and i might.
>>34061360>how do i become amishYou can't. They're not in the habit of adopting random internet spergs.>convince the amishYou won't. They're not in the habit of abandoning centuries of tradition because some autistic shitposter told them to.
>>34061360The Amish are notoriously closed-off and are multiplying so rapidly that there is no need for stupid foreigners like OP.>to keep their genepool healthyTotal meme, too much external genetic pollution is actually bad for producing healthy offspring. Everybody talks about how similar genetics in parentage increases the odds of bad genes being expressed but they never mention how it also greatly increases the odds of good genes being expressed.
>>34061602>abandoning centuries of traditioni have an apologetics based argument that will win many of them over
>>34061661Yeah good luck with that
>>34061360Your best bet would be to somehow bag an Amish girl at the end of her rumspringa and hope her dad is enough of a cuck to agree to letting her marry an outsider. Better off trying to win the lotto I M H O
>>34061940i have been thinking about buying a house near a town that is frequented by amish girls on rumspringa
Present yourself and tell them it would be amished opportunith
>>34061360pray.
>>34061360Any studies on the degree of inbreeding among the amish?
>keep their genepool healthyAs long as they're not marrying first or second cousins they're not doing worse than the general public
>>34066064>As long as they're not marrying first or second cousinsfirst not so much... but second... they're all about it
