I want to hug a girl and never let go. I just want to feel the touch of a woman.
>>34068057You and me both I wish I could do something about it :(
Me too Lain, me too.
>>34068057Probably not what you want to hear but I'm 44 and for the first 43 years of my life I've never even kissed a woman on the cheek or even held hands with a woman in my entire life. As a kid girls always looked at me with disgust and as an adult it didn't get better either. However about a year ago I met this absolutely amazing woman. Not necessarily a literal supermodel, probably only somewhat above average by most people's standards, but definitely way out of my league either way. She's in good physical shape only very slightly overweight but I myself am extremely overweight. She's actually a bit older than me, 49, but she looks way younger than me and is in much better physical shape. And I love to hug her and never let go. Her skin is so fucking soft. She technically doesn't shave but she practically has no body hair to begin with anyway. On a lot of our days we just sort of lay by the pool or the beach hugging in our swimsuits feeling the lovely sunlight on our skin as well as each other's skin. And she's so sweet and so nice. It almost doesn't feel real. It feels like I'll wake up and find out she was just imaginary. But nope! Hasn't happened yet, fortunately.
>>34068670wow. as a guy in his 20s who is basically the exact same as you were before meeting your woman this gives me hope. sounds like patience really is key
>>34068703Nta but while patience is key I wouldn't recommend waiting till your 40s for this type of thing. I imagine that for him he most likely spent his entire youth avoiding people or at least not putting in any effort to get to know people better and that's why it took him till age 44 to even hold hands with a woman.You've gotta put yourself out there man. You can't just wait for the women to come to you. And if one woman rejects you then so what? Move onto then next. I guarantee that if you ask out a hundred woman at least one or two will say yes unless you're just objectively that ugly or insufferable but realistically you're probably not. I've known some men who were ugly with shitty personalities but they still got together with a woman because they kept trying and trying. If you keep trying there's no excuse to not at least have held hands with a woman by age 30. Finding your actual soulmate is tougher regardless of age but by age 30 you should've definitely have had at least a casual relationship with a woman.
>>34068820He also mentioned being extremely overweight, I reckon that has something to do with it too.It's kind of a loop, you're overweight when you neglect yourself, and being overweight indicates neglect..Heartwarming story though, I imagine two beautiful Walmartian seals laying by the pool and rolling around in the sun making those guttural "EEEEYYYYAAAAAUHHHHHHHHHH" sounds that seals make xDD I'm 29 and still waiting. Had a 5 year long relationship but she cheated on me.
>>34068670How can anyone try if they have nothing to offer? Its just setting yourself for never ending failure.
>>34068670>i'm 44opinion discarded
>>34068670>She technically doesn't shave but she practically has no body hair to begin with anyway.your girlfriend is one lucky son of a bitch. a lot of women would literally KILL to be in her position. i hate being hairy but shaving and waxing is such a massive pain in the ass to do regularly. even worse if you live in a hot climate. if i could be naturally hairless without needing to regularly shave i'd be so happy like you have no fucking idea. is your girlfriend asian by any chance? i know asians in general tend to have less body hair. but you did mention her being slightly overweight which is kind of uncommon for asian women so i'm just wondering what race she is
>>34068057I went to get dancing lessons and got to dance with women this week.I doubt they want to date me but it was nice.
>>34069119Why do you doubt that?
>>34069162Seemed mostly friendly, while some women seemed like they were in their 20's some that danced with me were quite old.In either case I wasn't particularly interested myself.
>>34068057hug your sister
>>34069239>Tried that>She was my hot adoptive older sister>Had a huge crush on her ever since her family first adopted me>She's almost always nice and affectionate>She sweetly hugged me back>I got a massive boner>She slapped the shit out of me>She kicked me out of the house>Your advice failed me>The end
>>34072342i know this is most likely fake but this was a fucking hilarious read. just the mental image of all of this happening step by step. if in the very small chance this is a true story then damn bro. your sister will never see you the same way ever again. you might as well be dead to her.
>>34072342>Hating your brother over muh bonerProbably fake as other anon said, but this is depressing to think about. Why would you ever treat your own brother this way?
>>34072499If in theory it was a true story then I could see it being fair for her to treat him this way depending on the way he ACTED during the boner. As in did he get embarrassed and tried to distance himself from her somewhat so it doesn't poke into her as much OR did he lean into the boner by moving forward and pressing his boner up against her real close and then beginning to slightly move from side to side to purposefully rub his boner up against her for titillation purposes? If it's the former then yes she's a terrible sister. But if it's the latter it's perfectly understandable for her to react that way as it would then be a form of sexual harassment.
>>34072342>Hot adoptive older sisterSo you’re willing to throw away a once in a lifetime connection just so you can get your dick wet? Really Anon? You’re that much of a step-sister porn addicted gooner? You fucking retard?
>>34072733Right? Like bro. If you lose a friend you can just find another friend (somewhat easier said than done but it's true) but you only get one sister. You can't exactly just go out there and find another sister. You can make new friends but you can't make new siblings. The closest you can get is a close friend who is like a sibling but it's just not the same. So anon is a fucking retard beyond repair.
