Well bros, by some mistake a hot kinky girl picked up your local chud. She likes DDLG and just about every kink I've come across on this godforsaken site (futa, CNC, petplay, R8p-play, etc). I want to learn and I want to explore this side of myself and please her. Need your advice badly. She also likes the whole DDLG lifestyle and wants to be my little - advice in this respect is wanted too. Give me the sickest craziest shit to try with them. Just no shit or pissplay please. Thanks.
>lifestyleYeah no
>>34068733>Them >Doesn't disclose any details about this being irl Your online relationships don't count chud, she'll lose interest or show her crazy within the week. Prepare yourself, this is a friendly reminder, not a threat.
>>34068733google "BDSM for beginners"
>>34068733The simple fact that you are on here asking this question tells me that your relationship won't last three weeks. You can learn *technical* details of kink: you can learn that when you use a cane on someone, the cane must be made from rattan and never from bamboo; you can learn that if you aim two inches too high you may put them in a wheelchair, and a few inches higher than that might kill them; but you can't learn to *want* to cane someone. You either want to or you don't.You actually think DD/lg is about sex, don't you? No. If she's into the DD/lg lifestyle full time, 98% of what you do with her will have absolutely nothing to do with sex at all. You're going to be reading her a bed-time story every night; and you need to get good at that, and do a different voice for each character. You'll be taking her to the zoo, and telling her interesting facts about all the animals. You'll be taking her to fairgrounds, buying her candy floss (cotton candy) and balloons, and riding on the carousel with her. You'll be taking her for donkey rides at the beach. You'll be making sure she's the one who gets to press the button at pedestrian crossings, and if you do it yourself she'll sulk. You'll be deciding how she dresses and what she eats. You'll be deciding what time she goes to bed, and enforcing that. You'll be watching children's movies with her. You'll be telling her how lovely the picture she just drew for you is, and putting it up on the fridge. You'll be organising birthday cakes and candles. It's pretty much exactly like having an actual child.
>>34068733Run, you retarded degenerate
