Perfection editionPrevious: >>34075791
>>34078515
Would you date a man who was on the toilet with the shits one day, and while he was on the pot a group of homosexuals burst open the door of the bathroom stall, bent him over the toilet one by one, and took turns pushing his shit back in?
>>34078528I’m a gamma male
I'm a nigma male
>>34078541Her here really isn't everything, because she is fucking pretty with it up too.
You have taken everything from me, haven't you?And now, now there is nothing left.
>>34078482Why are you telling us you watched a black man peeing?
>>34078541I like punk rocker look rather than the other one.
>>34078540You're The Riddler? Dr. E. Nigma? Do you psychologically bully The Batman into intense Bipolar Type I crash outs?
>>34078541She has gorgeous hair, but everything else about this video makes me loathe her to an extreme degree. She seems like she's so annoying and grating that everyone IRL absolutely despises when they have to talk to her.
femanon, would you ever try deepthroating?(not you jh)
Embiggen
>>34078550Because that anon is fantasising about their neighbour's pulsing, throbbing cock entering their bee-hind.
>>34078551The major difference is men don't get their ideal, in comparison women don't have any restrictions on choosing ideal Chad at any age which is in turn simply causing a a population decline, not bottleneck.
I'm horny!
>>34078555Unironically? Yeah, I actually do like fucking with the mentally ill.
>>34078563Maybe there wouldn't be a population decline if you could get anally sodomized into pregnancy by homosexual men.
Plapriority
why do moids do this?seems like on adv yall claim that having excruciating sex or getting raped would make me less misandrist, but on r9k y'all project youre whorishness and claim that im actually taking dick
>>34078576>>34078575
>>34078569Yeah what's your point? There'd be no population decline if there was asexual reproduction in humans too, were you just looking for an excuse to project your homosexual fantasies again?
>>34078558i want to
>>34078515I will never understand the appeal of the OP pic's content. Dicks are the grossest part of male anatomy, the rest is also offputting but the dick specifically is like the worst part.
Women how would you feel if you were meeting your BF's parents at his house and you were taking a shit in their toilet and when you flushed the water started rising.
>>34078576Aren't you that chinkchaser guy?
>>34078575Huh? Do what? Have I been harassing people in my sleep? Sleepshitposting?
>>34078575Duality of 4chan men.The /rk9/ to /soc/ to /adv/ pipeline is like a waterslide.
>>34078558This is isn't fair.
>>34078575>yourewoops
Girls: My gf is going through something (dunno what, she's in therapy and it happened in her teen years) and recently her close relative died. We've sort of broken up while she "works on herself" and we were still talking but recently she's been to the cemetery and said she won't be in touch for a few days since it's going to be hard.Should I still send her a message on Christmas or still stay silent? She said a few days ago she wasn't going to talk much or at all in the coming days (which is how it's been), but is Christmas is alright to message her on?Or is it all just over? I don't know man. I'm very confused.
>>34078576AYRTI literally do not understand.
>>34078575>DUHH WHY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BEHAVE DIFFERENT THAT NO MAKE SENSE i hate autists so fucking much they're so FUCKING STUPID
>>34078572>On a website for retarded shitposting >Surprised when people make retarded shitpostsFascinating specimen
>>34078580No, I was looking for an excuse to psychically sodomize you through astral projection.
>>34078590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNvYqFpxNqI
>>34078603Good luck I have neither a soul nor a mind with a psyche.
>nameshitters overloadAm I on /soc/?
>>34078594You should send her a treat box for christmas like a thoughtful man that would care for his gf's grieving.(Hint: I am feeling that her reason for the break is because she knows you would complain about her absense or grieving, which is sad but I'm sensing you're autistic. So it's a reasonable assumption)
>>34078607You wanna kiss bro?
what the fu
which atoga namefag is probably on the epstein list?
>>34078613All of them
>>34078594>"working on myself">doesnt trust you with deeply personal matters>im not gonna talk to you for x specific amount of timeEither doesn't feel as close to you as she should or is outright fucking someone else. Leave her.
>>34078616i wish women liked men
>>34078613MKG is the most obvious candidate here.
>>34078607Hi, nice to meet you, bro.
>>34078594maybe a brief Christmas message to check up on her and see how she's doing If she broke up with you for personal reasons and depend on how long you've been together, and how good the relationship was its probably not over
I love cunnoichi so muchif someone wanted to kill me all they'd have to do is send a kidnoichi. she wouldn't even have to hide what she's there to do, I'd still open my arms for her
>>34078607/atoga/ is /soc/ lite and has been for a long time.
What nonprofits did you donate to for an end of the year tax write-off this year?
>>34078551delusional. Men have a much broader strike zone for partners, and have the capacity to reproduce multiple times a year. the ideal scenario would be 3-5x as many women as there are men.
What do you recommend to watch in the lead up to decemberween eve? I will be with family on both days and the get shipped straight back to work on Boxing Day.
>>34078608I'm not sure it's like that, her way of dealing when it happened was odd. She didn't even tell me it happened and when she did tell me, it was just after we'd had a lot sex and had been having it for quite a few days that week.>>34078620It's all a little weird. It wasn't that long ago she was saying she loved me and how excited she was to marry me in a while, and then suddenly we're broken up and she's barely talking to me.>>34078626Roughly something like 6-8 months together and we've done a lot. More sex than some people will have in their lives, regular trips into a different city for shopping or tourist shit, constantly getting lunch and dinner etc so things seemed really good to me.
>>34078630my income is all off-book anyway so, none.
>>34078633>working on Boxing DayI'm so sorry cat poster :(
>>34078630But it's not the end of the fiscal year
>>34078633I watched Dune 2 today. Very fun film. Then I watched Demon Slayer with my GF. Not a big anime person but I have to admit the animation quality was kinda incredible, those japs are getting insanely good.
>>34078634>how excited she was to marry me>6-8 monthsLmao
>>34078644In time, not the next day dude. We just clicked and were seeing each other constantly for all the time we were going out.
>>34078646Point still stands
>>34078551using the AI made graph to make more AI made graphs
>>34078633Knives Out marathon
>>34078633Tokyo GodfathersKlausHowl's Moving Castle
Women, thoughts on men who do things not for a profit incentive but for the love of the game?
>>34078575you can take my dick
>>34078647Does it though? When's an okay time to say "i would marry you someday" then? In 5 years time?
>>34078630You think I fucking itemize my deductions? What kind of life do you think I live?
>>34078633Nightmare before christmasOr the classic claymations.Or if you're feeling like a silent film with some good songs. The snowman (1982)
>>34078634Interesting that you talk about sex so much in this postHow old are you?>>34078654After at least a year and a half, and that's if you're super early about it.
AI bullshit has gone way too far fairly quickly. Why bother using it to make the dumbest thing possible and posting said shit? Wtf happened to the good old days of shit posts, lazy bastards use AI now is humanity this retarded?
Imagine being a swarthoid and thinking that you are welcome here amongst us wtf LOL go back to your country disgusting pedo shitter
>>34078654A year at least? 6 months lol, you know how easy it is to bullshit someone for 6 months?
>>34078660>Interesting that you talk about sex so much in this post>How old are you?Both in our 30s. I suppose I mention because it's surprising as I expect less sex in a relationship now rather than when I was 20.
>>34078661I dunno, all of my dogshit is still handcrafted and genuine.
>>34078643>Dune 2 today. Very fun film.what parts exactlybecause I'm drawing a blank trying to think of anything I liked about DUNC
Monica was so hot in season 1
>>34078661Personally I think it has its uses. For example, I use it to create rough visual representations of some characters in my stories. That helps me visualize scenes with them.
>>34078664It didn't even come up until maybe 2 or 3 months ago. And come to think of it, I lost track of this year and we've actually been together probably more like 10 months since we met and started dating around February.
When hoes get horny, niggas die.
>>34078665Your thirties??Fuck my life. I have no useful advice to give
>>34078661I want to be the first person in American history to win a cyber war against AI, fought entirely against the machines and in defense of the nation and my fellow citizens. I want to get a medal from the fucking president for destroying AI. That is my dream and I hope it comes true.
Anons of either gender would you work as a bladerunner or help the synthetics?
>>34078668You didn't like the fat bald guy fucking two skinny bald guys and then murdering them, or his bald nephew having sex with a witchy sex nun to make a special baby?
Women do you prefer protein or calcium?
>>34078679I always related to the Nexus-6 Units when I watched that movie. I always interpreted the Voigt-Kampf test as a way to genocide autistic people under the pretext of exterminating "skin job" robots, anyway.
>>34078682>genocide autistic peopleBaste
>>34078681Both.
>>34078613qt but because he was the one getting trafficked
>>34078613Me
>>34078682I like how in the game you can voigt kampf ppl and the military veteran with ptsd comes off as inconclusive every time
Women, thoughts on men who look kinda sad and empty but then light up when they see you?
I am a good person who only wants nice things
>>34078633Christmas begins on the 25th, not ends. Christmastide is Dec 25 to Jan 5. ever heard of the 12 Days of Christmas? that's what it refers to.
>>34078630bro I can't even pay all my own bills
>>34078692Like?
>>34078691that's a lot of men...
He doesn't even know, she's me
>>34078691Best kind
>>34078613JH she likes to touch young boys
>>34078594id guess its best to send her a short message
>>34078697Well he knows now. Nice one.
>>34078697I do know that and you’re an idiot
>>34078704Lol. You are gullible
>>34078701Yeah well I'm hentai version, so she can touch me all she wants. ;)
>>34078707I've always had my suspicions I just wanted to see where you were going with it
>>34078515Women, is a girl that complimented me on how I dress (three times in a single night), comments on my physique, texts me everyday because she needs something and it often escalates to at least an hour long talk, feels sad when she cannot help me, smiles at me every time she sees me, hitting on me?
Just found photo evidence of my mom drinking while she was pregnant with me NICE I KNEW I WAS BORN RETARDED!!!! FUUUCK ITS SO AWESOME HAVING RETARD PARENTS!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD BE JUST LIKE YOU RIGHT MOMMY I SHOULD GET PREGNANT BY A MAN WHO ALREADY HAS ANOTHER KID AT 22???? RIGHT??????
>>34078715You good?
Think I finally managed to alienate the last bits of extended family that still came around. If only immediate family were so easy
>>34078715Calm down babe. How old are you.
>>34078719I never had a chance all I can do is laugh
>>34078598retard. moids admit that they're all the same. a year ago, i wouldve chalked it up to "different guys"funny how you admit that moids actually hate autistic women more.>>34078613mkg, i only want to fuck adult moids>>34078621i wish moids didnt hate women and want to be hated in turn>>34078632this is why its retarded to bitch about birth rates, but oppose a moid draft>>34078691dont make me dream
>>34078713need I add that only thing that prevents me from asking her out are the rumors of her supposedly having a bf outside of uni and already having a thing going with some other guy which is just weird
>>34078717There's no fucking reason to be this obsessed with immigration status unless you work in immigration enforcement or immigration services personally. But no, you are just a seething weirdo.
>>34078706This isn't news dickwad >>34078712No where but you guys ruin everything
>>34078715You have fecal alcohol syndrome. Fecal, not fetal.
>>34078731I didn't ruin anything that's all on you
>>34078734If I pulled down my pants and peed on your face would that ruin things for you?
>>34078737Don't threaten me with a good time
Men, have you ever seen any females with jingle bells glued or pierced to their titties? Asking out of inspired curiosity.
Do you really need to sexualize jingle bells
>>34078733For real
>>34078740No bells are confusing and scare me away
>>34078745T. Deer
Thinkin bout biceps
>>34078725What exactly is wrong with you? On the bright side you probably don't have lead poisoning
>>34078621I wish women were capable of comprehending how debilitating our horniness is
>>34078740Well no, but now I want to...
>>34078748What if I put you in a headlock
I wish I lived in West Germany in the 1970s and 1980s. That's all I want in life.
>>34078757Don't, I'd cum and make a mess
>>34078759Gayyyyyy
>>34078758I wish I lived in the Weimar Republic during the Roaring 20s
I wish I lived with my head up my own ass permanently.
>>34078736they drink piss?? wtf??? is it cow piss or something?
>>34078753>I wish women were capable of comprehending that we have no self-controlyeah, me too.
>>34078750I probably do because we lived in public housing
>>34078745>bells scare meUm, what. They're small. And jingly. Like balls, that make noise.
I'm winning the war guys. I'm finally winning.
>>34078742I just wanna gif.
>>34078776what would happen if i yank them off?
>>34078777That's not a piercing kind, dummy.
>>34078768We stopped putting lead in gasoline before you were born so don't worry about it. Make the most of what you got and don't make stupid decisions
>>34078783I was eating lead paint and taking baths in water coming from lead pipes
>>34078701Young = 20 years old.
>>34078771jesus.jingle bells are BEAR BELLS that you put on the HORSES that pull your SLEIGH so that BEARS don't attack the HORSES that are pulling your SLEIGH on your SLEIGH-RIDE.
Man you have no fuckin idea how much I wanna
>>34078779how does it stay on then?
>>34078790Christmas cheer.
>>34078734No You ruined it
>>34078786Damn I'm 7 years too old.
>>34078789I already know how much you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna really really really wanna zig-a zig-a.
>>34078795That's around my bf's age. So it's good obvs.
>>34078794I'm not even doing anything I'm just rolling with the punches. You just can't help yourself can you
>>34078787Are-Is anon a bear?
>>34078803we got there. good job.
>>34078777You can yank my winky. Tug on my pee pee!
>>34078800Thanks to the new generation I feel old being in my late 20s getting called unc, idk what it even means lmao. Imo nobody's old just experienced in life.
>>34078587I'm worried about coming off as having an asian fetish even though I like girls of all races, there's just very few attractive black girls around me, I've struck out with most latinas(high hispanic population here) and so most of my dates have been with asians and whites. But I feel like there's some asian chicks who don't like me because I like anime 'n shit since I was 9 when my brother showed me naruto and gundam
>>34078804Femanons, would you choose this bear?
>>34078541>Woman cosplaying as a pin cushion complaining about made-up situationAnd I am supposed to care why?
>>34078715Women will have kids with men like this but wont even reply to you because you didnt entertain her as much as her brainrot instagram algo
I made cookies and have unfortunately eaten eight How can I punish myself tomorrow
what does the h stand for in jesus h christ
>>34078820Hubert
>>34078820I thought his middle name was fucking
>>34078820Holy
>>34078820Hitler
>>34078820Humbert Humbert. Jesus was a pedo. That's why said suffer all the little children cum on to me.
>>34078820Hallowed, because the bible says “hallowed be thy name”
>>34078818slam ur dick in a door
>>34078813Do bear dicks have knots?
>>34078829OkayI don't have a dick though. Can I substitute tits
>>34078827>>34078826>>34078825>>34078824>>34078823what
>>34078820José
>>34078824This.
>>34078820HondHitachiHallmarkHershey'sHarley DavidsonHennessyHardrock CafeHurleyHead & ShouldersHaynesHummerHTCHuaweiHarrodsHilton
>>34078834But you don't have those either?
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
>>34078842It hurts me just as much as it hurts you you know
>>34078802Admit it I had you going there for quite a bit
>>34078845Severe acts of punitive sodomy.
>>34078833I really don't want to ask google for you, zoomzoom.
>>34078849Maybe maybe not. But I do love the chase at the end of the day.
Plap
>>34078857Better you than me.
femanon, what does your pussy smell like?
I feel like an idiot for liking the femanons personality because Ik damn well most of them have somebody. Is feeling that way actually being disrespectful?
>>34078862You can like somebody without it being romantic / sexual, anon.
>>34078862Femanons don't have boyfriends, they're fwbs with chad
i'm going in
>>34078862>I feel like an idiot for liking this curated sliver someone's presented meYeah you should
>>34078866I loved this game as a kid but man that hotel level was annoying as shit. Fuck the hotel.
>>34078860No. It will not be better. You type that garbage. I'm not ruining my algorithm with that crap.*shakes cane at you*
what do you think jesus revealed about masturbation?
>>34078871that one was hard, so many dudes and the bombs at the end too
Comments section says it's an AI video that describes an OBE, not a NDE so it's likely the "story" comes from someone talking to a demon
>>34078873That there will be a second cumming.
>>34078874I might be misremembering but I don't think the timer starts until you actually start fucking with the bombs. Didn't make it that much easier tho.
>>34078873That upward strokes directly around the clit right after you orgasm make you feel like you're peeing but you aren't.
>>34078873I think Jesus's death on the cross gave him an orgasm. He also surrounded himself with 12 men which sounds pretty fucking gay.
>>34078839I have a b-cup. Aint been smaller since grade school
>>34078886Keep chowing on cookies and they might get bigger
>>34078820Horatio
>>34078818Wear a light up butt plug in public.
>>34078861bad>>34078867>this curated sliverI present my worst self exclusively on here
>>34078862You're not an idiot for liking someone as a person in a non romantic or sexual way, you're an idiot for thinking people who post on 4chan are sincere about their personality.>>34078818There's nothing to punish you for, eating is not morally bad. Just eat better tomorrow. It literally does not matter.
>>34078818You must post boobs, today
>>34078691Based.>>34078713It sounds like she might be interested. Ask her out if you like her.
>>34078861Still steak.I am almost tempted to chew on my own panties and have started sniffing them regularly to keep checking because this is so inconceivable to me."Yup steak""Still steak""Jucier steak"
>married friend's pawg sister moves into town after calling off her engagement>I'm flirty with her but I don't make a move because I don't wanna be the rebound>she ends up dating a mutual friend who has no qualms about that>shocker, they break up>he almost starts dating one of her roommates because our friend group is retardedly incestuous>she fomos into getting him to date her again>all the previous problems reoccur and they break up again for good>we start hanging out again (but it's just with the married couple she's related to, I'm not trying to start anything)I have a girl I wanna ask out who's also a smaller age gap so I'm gonna probably try pursuing that first, but uhh I dunno I kinda want to pursue her but it feels kinda scummy with regards to my friend who dated her. How long should I wait to consider her?
>>34078818Drink 96oz of water (but pee if you have to)
i have a crush on her
>>34078904Gross
>>34078584It's my biggest fear, I did not poop at my bf's parents house for a year. I'd make him drive me to a store nearby to poop lol
>>34078909Cuz it worked out so well for Josh
>>34078910Found the vegan.
>>34078912sigh
Women, what terms of endearment or pet names do you want men to call you?
>>34078920My boyfriend in high school called me Cunt Muffin.
>>34078920Just call me by my initials.
>>34078918But I guess you don't care what the people say
>>34078920one time a guy called me baby and i cried
>>34078920Idk.Maybe something nice.But I have a feeling it'll be gross anyway.
>>34078928Lol
>>34078920My husband calls me baby, love of mine, pretty girl when he's being dumb. Also just my name shortened.
>>34078928I used to call a girl that
Men, what do you think of the ballhamocks advertising? Do you feel sexualized yet?
>>34078938I don't know what that is but to be honest, I really don't fucking care.
>>34078934>Also just my name shortened.I’m talking to a woman right now who I want to do this to, but I’m a ways away from being able to do it. I think about it often
>>34078934>>34078940I call basically everyone I know by shortened versions of their names, am I just retarded
>>34078835I don’t see the difference
>>34078920he calls me love, baby, and babygirl usually, and variations of my usernames online (we met online)
>>34078941No
>>34078940He's been doing it since pretty early on. My name is foreign and he has kind of a hard time saying it (has a sound that isn't present in English), so maybe it was a very convenient excuse for him to start calling me the nickname.He also does Mrs (his last name) after we got married because it makes me kick my feet in the air. It's cute af and very silly.>>34078941Nah.
>>34078947>He also does Mrs (his last name) after we got married because it makes me kick my feet in the air. It's cute af and very silly.lol, love that for you.
>>34078939https://youtu.be/aE_qI5xAbeY
>>34078951Literal faggot shit designed for homosexual men
>>34078920i wanna call a girl sweetheart but idk if thats cringe or cornybut it rolls off the tongue well and i like it
>>34078956I call my gf sweetheart and she seems to like it
>>34078947how old are you
>>34078955Wow, so if we sexualize men by themselves wearing underwear, they feel vulnerable and gay.Huh.
Such things I hear (on /atoga/) they don't make senseDon't see much innocenceI don't feel.....
>>34078961Old, I'm in my 30s.
>>34078964yea
>>34078962I'm calling you weird for being into that shit
Saw the new Avatar movie, there's a scene where the evil Na'vi witch drugs a guy, cuts him with a knife so she can taste his blood, then has sex with him. Are there human women like this?
GendersWhats one trait about yourself you would change if given the chance. BUT - it must come at the cost of something you currently like about yourself.
>>34078972>Saw the new Avatar movie,I'm sorry.
>>34078973FI would get rid of my eye color for a prettier face or straighter spine or fuller hair
>>34078967Me? I simply observed it. I'm not a schlicker. I noticed that is was very sexual and some men's bits jiggled sometimes. Were you calling me gay? There are not a lot of women in the advertising.
>>34078973MMore physically masculine at the cost of even temperedness
>>34078973F. Shrink my ass a bit and transfer the fat to my tits.
>>34078973MI’d try to rid myself of my cynicism or vengefulness, in exchange for my intelligence. Being dumb and simple would be lovely, even though I derive so much joy from learning
>>34078947what language? just curious
>>34078972>drugs a guy, cuts him with a knife so she can taste his blood, then has sex with him. Are there human women like this?I've only heard of it in ledgend.
>>34078979I know you're into that shit
>>34078972People actually watched that slop? I'm pretty sure there are more people going to see Wicked: For Good than there are people going to see James Cameron's "le colonialism is bad" fable that never caught on, mainly because of how aesthetically stupid its imagery is and the pure vapidity of its plot/s.
>>34078984just get brain damage. this unironically worked for me. like getting a tbi improved my life dramatically after it went away i was just a little bit dumber
>>34078973fi would give up my physical health for better mental health
>>34078978What's wrong with your spine?
>>34078985Don't want to be specific, but an European one. He still can't say it lol
>>34078979You're gay because you like to put your tongue inside other women's pussies.
>>34078981as a boob guy I think you should too.
>>34078992What physical health? You call that physical health?
>>34078991lol no, I tried that with drugs and it didn’t help
>>34078973Oh, that's easy, I become really, really fucking good at guitar and a popular guitarist in several rock bands, but I go bald and lose my hair that everyone compliments. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
>>34078993scoliosis
>>34079002no you need something stronger, like blunt force trauma
>>34078990My retarded aunt (whom I love) wants to take time out of visiting my grandparents who live across the country to go watch this slop. :[She did this in the past with Star Wars 9 as well. I sat that out and will also be sitting this out.
>>34078991This sounds like a politician from my state.
>>34078989What? I like that men have bra underwear now. It's facinating.>>34078996True tho.
>>34079001ill give up my low blood pressure or healthy liver or something i dont care
>>34079006Pretty risky. I’d rather try to use my intellectual gifts to solve my emotional issues
>>34078998My ass is huge enough that I could afford it, too. Win-win.
>>34079007I went to see Star Wars 9 in the theater during an all-time low period of my life (2019 sucked ass and 2020 was a huge fucking improvement), in a movie theater that was one of only two or three remaining businesses inside of a dead mall. Outside of the movie theater they still had, if you can believe it, a Star Wars Episode I branded soda vending machine that wouldn't give me any fucking soda because no one had ever refilled it. It was just there and had been there since 1999. Anyway, that mall is now demolished.
>>34079002I'm really surprised drinking kratom for 9 years didn't give me brain damage.
>>34079013you will never achieve it as good as just being idiot
>>34079017what does kratom do
>>34079017Pretty rng>>34079018Maybe so but I can only work with what I have
>>34079004I was gonna make a joke but now that I think about it I don't really know any bald guitarists
>>34079015well-rounded femanon, emphasis on rounded
>>34079022think of the more happy you would have with less brain
>>34078973I give up... whatever it's fine.
>>34079020Gives you brain damage
>>34079016Brutal.I eventually torrented that movie. It was awful.
>>34079026It is what it is
>>34079020Depends on the strain, kind of like weed. Some mellow you out/numb your feelings (I prefer these strains of kratom), others get you mildly stimulated and cheerily talking and joking about dumb shit - like not to a crackhead extent, it just makes you act like an overly sociable asshole. Historically in tropical parts of Asia people used it as a painkiller for arthritis and mild work injuries.
>>34078981>>34079015I think to qualify for the "equivalent exchange" or whatever you have to shrink it to the point where it's at best only neutral, no longer a positive.
>>34078973M, I would sacrifice twenty pounds of muscle for a little more bravery
>>34079029lol yeah at the mall one of the few remaining stores was a former Hot Topic that had turned into a head shop selling Grateful Dead shirts and glass bongs, and the retail manager of the store always wore a suit with a bow tie and stalked customers around the mall begging them to buy his shit. Fucking weird.
still no gf to cuddle with on a cold winter's night...
>>34078973MI'd willingly lose 4 inches of height for 4 inches of penis length.
>>34079042give one good reason why a girl should cuddle with you
I am manon's secret admirer
>>340790436'5?
>>34079044uh... to keep each other warm?
>>34079046I'm flattered
Do you like 3teeth? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6paaCkzA3I
>>34079046What do you like about him?
>>34079046You mean her?
>>340790486'4.
>>34079049fine, we can cuddle
>>34079046>I found this note in my locker, and uh...
>>34079054With a 3” thingaling?
>>34079058I swear to God every day /atoga/ gets worked up over some tiny thing.
>>34079044He doesn't know if he's gay or straight and it's making him suicidal and he has to cuddle with a a girl to see if he likes it and fix his mental health
>>34079055YES!! Thank you for making my wish come true!!!
I want to be a mans first kiss
>>34079064Well what are you waiting for
>>34079058Yup.
>>34079064*Puckers up my big wet lips*
>>34079070gross put the dsl's away
>>34079069Nta but I'm 5'4 and 7' so that's pretty funny.
>>34079043I got a 7 inch cock, it ain't gonna work for women as they only want hardcore guys. Guys who are sensitive and autistic they pretend don't exist.
tfw no autistic guy with a dick so big he's scared of it
>>34079075why even live...
Women would you date a world class musical chairs champion
>>34079069thats big enough for me enon
>>34079044Baby, it's cold outside
>>34079073Seven feet of dick? Are you Imperfect Cell?
Every guy in these threads has 7" because it's kinda big but not so big they women will automatically assume you're lying.
>>34079074Height race and body fat% now
>>34079083Lel
>>34079075You should be scared of it too
>>34079078Yeah. Doesn't seem like he'd be famous but it sounds like a fun talent.
>>34079083Mine is 6”.
>>34079082Gotta roll it up tape measure style or it'll drag along the floor like an anaconda.
>>34079073I wouldn't wanna be THAT short but I'd be fine going down to 5'7 or 5'8 if it meant I had a huge weenie. Even if it was only for a day, just so I could see what its like.
>>34079087rraaaawwwwrrr
>>34079091It's cool to look at but it hasn't really done me any favors.
>>34079083>>34079075I'm autistically and very obvious that my wee wee is a meager five inches. A penis masseuse measured it for me while I was backpacking abroad.
>>34079094Oh I'm sure it wouldn't actually make me any happier than I am now, it's just easy to complain about things you can't change and all that.
>>34079094It can do me a favor, in my pussy?
>>34079097Boy do I know.
>>34078920>>34078928I saw a guy call his wife "baby" once and I thought it was really cute. But then I realized he calls ALL asian women that and it's a little less cute.
Moids will drone on and on about their dicks but when they're asked for pics.? ....
>>34079083I've got a 5 inch penis and I'm dying alone. Are you happy now? Are you happy?
>>34079100ew
Women, would you let your man use a magic spell to make his penis become absolutely perfect for you if the tradeoff was that it also made him shorter than you?
>>34079098What's with you guys today? >>34079101Yeah not really up to posting my genitals on the internet.
>>34079101why would you wanna see my small penis..?
>>34079106win-win
>>34079101No one has actually asked.
>>34079106No, he has a great dick and he's tall. I'd rather keep his appearance as his.
>>34079053god she's so pretty
>>34079111Dear moids of /atoga/, can you post your penises, please?
>>34079107>What's with you guys today?I've never asked a man that before and now you're embarrassing me
Women would you date a guy who was dunked into a reactor pool as an infant
>>34079119I stared directly at the sun when I was 6 and ever since then I've had autistic tendencies.
>>34079117Good, flustered femanons are the cutest.
>>34079106Nothing would change <3
Fuck photography! It's for people who like animals
>>34079119Radioachilles.
Men,Pear or Hourglass shaped women?
Are men not into skinny girls anymore?I'm built sorta like devon aoki (pic rel) and feel like men just see me as a lanky little boy.
>>34079128>PearYes.>HourglassYes.>>34079129>skinnyYes.
>>34079129>Please call me sexy
>>34079126ive literally not posted all thread but this made me laugh hard enough to wait he 120 seconds to post to say good one
>>34079134That picture isn't me it's devon aoki retard
>>34079136Wow you don't say
How many men own firearms?
>>34079128Whichever surrounds a heart of gold
i had a dream i posted nudes on soctoga and someone printed it on tshirt and then did some kind of political shooting while wearing it and so the shirt was on the news and i got pulled in for questioning and atoga was referenced by the cops and stuff and so fox news was like dissecting my lame hornyposts as if they were the unabombers manifesto
>>34079140they both have a heart of gold. now which
>>34079142Point of the post was to say it doesn't really matter much cause they're both good
>>34079141Soctoga sucks though, why would the dream version of you post them there?
>>34079141m or f
>>34079145i know she's such a dumb slut for that
>>34079139Banned in mah cuntry
>>34079144No, you have to pick the wrong type so I can spiral and say nobody wants me, or you have to pick my type so I can spiral and say people only want me for my body.
>>34079129>>34079128I could post webm-related and then immediately make another post about how some 4'11" womanlet is perfect.what can I sayI just love women!
>>34079141Sometimes I have dreams where people have really elaborate in depth arguments here that I cannot replicate in my waking hours
>>34079115I'm shy...
>>34079150>webmI like that.
>>34079150Embarassing
>>34079129I am exclusively into skinny women
>>34079151Once Anon dreamt he was an effortposter, an effortposter browsing around and posting sincerely with effort, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Anon the shitposter. Suddenly, he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Anon the shitposter. But he didn't know if he was Anon the shitposter who had dreamt he was an effortposter, or an effortposter dreaming he was Anon the shitposter. Between Anon the shitposter and an effortposter there must be some distinction! This is called the Transformation of Memes.
Men, are you ok being decentered? Will you learn? Or nah?
>>34079165What
>>34079165i dont care about generalized trends like "men being decentered" and i dont care about discourse like that at allim just a person
>>34079139I have one.
>>34079165It's not humanly possible for women to decentre men. You either hate men or love men, either way they rule your life.
>>34079165what does that mean?
>>34079165are you ok with going on a diet?
>>34079169Opposable thumb, opposable thumb!I got one opposable thumb
>>34078633>Boxing DayCommit seppuku for the dishonor of being Canadian.
>>34079150WOW
Did you guys know that JD Vance is the first Vice President to have visible facial hair since 1933?
Men, when have you ever advocated for men being victims that wasn't in reaction to women sharing their experiences of being victimized by men?
Sometimes I randomly remember the moments when people like rule breaker and ENTJ were vulnerable in a certain moment and I feel sad for them
>>34079183Yeah good one valk. There isn't enough retarded femcel spam on here already, we needed more.
>>34079183feeling attention starved tonight are we
>>34079183>when have you ever advocated for men being victimsWhy would I want men to be victims? I'd prefer bad things didn't happen to them.
>>34078633The best christmas movie is The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
>>34079183I'm advocating for the floorboards cuz they're a victim of your tonnage
>>34079129I like them (you) a lot.
>>34079185When was he fucking ever
>>34079101Drone on about your pussy and I’ll consider it.
>>34079193When he talked about having NPD and how life is worth living because mindstates pass and you can make your own destiny. It’s a frustrating reminder that everyone is just a person making their way through the world
>>34079186>>34079187It was too quiet. Why aren't you asking shit?
>>34079150I want to have sex with a tall girl just to see what it's like.
>>34079165When I hear shitlib or leftist speech like this I automatically tune out the offender and make a mental note not to associate with them in the future.
>>34079196Women (specifically who namefag as BlueValkyrie), why arent you posting breastfeeding good boy ASMR for a christmas time celebration?Why are women so un-festive?
>>34079199>I automatically tune out the offender>replies to meEpic fail
>>34079196I'm out of dumbshit questions to ask
I wish women liked men.
BV’s hornyposts always make me less horny. This seems like as good an opportunity as any to say so.
Wish someone would bounce on it.
Hard to ask questions when I'm home for the holidays and don't really have anything pertinent to ask.There's like two girls I think I might ask out when I get back to uni in January. One is from church, the other is an undergrad qt but she might be too young for me.
>>34079205When you remember the fat sausage fingers behind every post they all just make you go eugh.
>>34079201I'm too lazy to find a script that specific. If only a breastfeeding good boy script would arrive in the thread and it wasn't too cringe to imitate.
Women what percentage of the world population needs to be killed off before things can start getting better?
>>34079208Even disregarding that, they’re always worded so strangely and are decidedly unsexy.
>>34079210i cant write so im afraid it will need to be another
>>34079215I remember her vocas. Something about her dogshit mic and weird tryhard sexy vocal delivery made my skin crawl. Idk what everyone saw in it.
>34079219>34079215>34079205>34079208Lol you guys are so tsundere
genderHave you ever used an anime profile pic unironically?
>>34079219I didn’t listen to em.
>>34079215Yeah I see what you mean
>>34079222i may have used an anime profile pic, but it wasn't a girl
>>34079222MNo, but my profile pic for the last several years has been a character from Puyo Puyo which probably is just as much of a weeaboo crime.
>>34079222does a dragon ball character count?
Where can I find a designed and handcrafted for BWC korean woman outside of korea to impregnate with my 6’5 seed?
>>34079231Atlanta
Where do you want it? It's your decision honey
>>34079128hourglass
>>34079231Koreatown, LA duhhh
>>34079222>genderMale>Have you ever used an anime profile pic unironically?Yes. Absolutely no regrets.
do you think it was an asshole move to call it a "lisp" when they have trouble saying their own condition? >Lithp.
Women if your husband was was anesthetized and when he woke up and saw you he made an angel joke would you divorce him
>>34079244There are more than one type of lisp though. That is however the most common one.
>>34079246No. I think that's cute.
>>34079248Kinda depressing how you're the only femanon on right now
>>34079234>>34079238Is it worth moving to either of these places to achieve my goal?
>>34079246This is a fanfiction trope
>>34079165centering men's thoughts on your decentering journey? tsk tsk
>>34079251Do the other femanons hate me and refuse to reply because I'm here? I just like being here.
>>34079253If you're in uni go do a study abroad in KoreaThere are WOMEN'S universities where the only men allowed to attend are men studying abroad
>>34079257Your smell probably scares them off
>>34079258>There are WOMEN'S universities where the only men allowed to attend are men studying abroadWtf lmao
Men, does it slap against your stomach?
>>34079256I can empathy ask men and decenter the rest that are not him. It's called shitposting.
>>34079262Yeah I can helicopter it
>>34078541Way too quirky for me
>>34078622>>34078726I mean, I get where you're coming from but my position has always been clear on this.It's a bit like saying that I am winning a foot race because I am closer to the door leading to the start line than the rest of you.I'm less likely to sexually assault, rape or statutory rape someone than most of you, including the women.When I catch a falling woman in a mosh pit, I use my wrists with my hands extended away from her body to keep from gripping anything.
>>34079262Yea
>>34079257i just don't namefag so no one notices me unless i'm lusting for chadlet
>>34079258Holy fuck that sounds heavenlyUnfortunately for me I’ve already graduated. I work in the medical field
>>34079262Doesn't everyone's?
>>34079270Hello
>>34079272>anon writing down in his notes that he could study abroad in a bullshit degree to get pussy he desires.
>>34079268This is the sort of virtue signaling you'd see from the likes of Neil Gaiman or Joss Whedon. As someone who values pop culture more than life itself, I'm sure you'll appreciate the comparison.
Men, are you afraid that women will establish matriarchy like men established patriarchy?Do we really have to start taking your rights away?
>>34079279Would it be worth it going back to college for something gay like linguistics to slay korean gash?
Women are you afraid that we'll establishy my nuts on your face
I could really use a handjob.
>>34079290Only you can find out, buddy.And maybe whoever posted that tidbit.
>>34079289Your rights literally come from men retard. The inverse is impossible.
Oh my godThat bitch bad!
>>34079289when my female roommate said she wanted to peg me and started wrestling me, my reaction was to pin her on the floor and finger her until she apologized and admitted she was weakerAny attempts to establish a matriarchy would go the same way.
>>34078515>women can go up several cup sizes during pregnancy and postpartum. >gaining weight after postpartum will shuffle more fat to the boobs as the milk ducts shrink. Take skinny woman with 32b boobs, impregnate her, postpartum her breasts are 32dd, as her baby weens she gains 10lbs and her breasts fill out to 32d and stay. Repeat this process until she's fairly thicc but not too fat. Her boobs are now fairly large as well as the hormones in her body causing more fat to be stored in her thighs and ass. Congratulations, you have a thicc milf. Just don't overdo the weight gain and minimize stress as much as possible
>>340792890.00% worried with a 0% margin of error
>>34079303They just become flabby bags of fat. They don't inflate like balloons.
>>34079301With men pleasing women?
>>34079308Women are 99% flabby bags of fat, and that's why I love them.
>>34079301WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THESE WOMEN?
Women, thoughts on amazon position?
>>34079308Either way I'm happy. Several beautiful children and a thicc milf wife by 35
>>34079289We've lived in a gynocracy for decades. And wouldn't you know it, everything keeps getting worse.
>>34079312You simp ass niggas.
>>34079299Rights come from a monopoly of violence >>34079301This but both of you are male.
Women, thoughts on amazon women?
I don't have a favorite movie because I haven't watched it yetI don't have a favorite food because I haven't ate it yetI don't have a husband because I haven't met him yetIs this normal?
>>34079324Sure
>>34079314I would hurt him.
>>34079321And who is capable of more violence? Men or women?
>>34079324>I don't have a husband because I haven't met him yetwhat if you have, but you just don't know he's the one yet?
>>34079322Tall women deserve footballers.Math.
>>34079301i want a bf i can wrestle with every day :<
Men, would you ride a waymo?What about sex in a waymo?https://youtu.be/Xvs0K1LG1ac
>>34079330t. 5'9" woman who seethes when she sees a 6'4" dude with a 5'0" womanlet
>>34079329Then I get what I deserve
Can someone tell me if my fear is unrealistic or a rare situation?My biggest fear is that I could do everything right in a relationship but my SO still leaves me, maybe because they want something new or are just bored of me?I’m not sure if it’s a crazy fear but it’s made me wonder.
>>34079335t. 5'6 male who has accepted that he'll never truly be desired by most women :)
>>34079324DependsHow much time do you have left to find him
>>34079338just find a girl who's 4'11
>>34079337This happens regularly
>>34079337>Could the most common reason for a breakup happen to me?Take a guess.
>>34079337There's only so much you can do. If you do everything right and they still leave that's on them not you.
>>34079335I don't even have to look at the woman unless she's got cleavage.
>>34079332How tall are you and are you cute?
>>34079341my aunt is 4'11"her husband is 6'6"my cousins are 5'10-6'
>>340793392 years
>>340793414'11 women belong to the 5'7 chads. you 5'6 fags get the 4'10 whores
>>34079350And how have you come to that conclusion
>>34079337It's a pretty common thing to happen.
>>34079349that is insanehow did she survive sex and childbirth
>>34079353Fertility tests
>>34079343>>34079342>>34079354I honestly didn’t think this was common. I thought it was usually a difference in goals or bad communication skills. I have heard friends mention “growing apart” but usually those couples clearly just stopped making the effort a lot of the times.
>>34079357How old are you like 30
>>34079348>How tall are younot tall at all>and are you cute?i guess, i look like shit right now because i caught the flu and couldn't sleep
can someone break down dating to me?I get if you were friends first and then start dating, but how are normies having sex and letting people go inside their bodies the day they meet them?Like I am thinking of someone i just met. I am not going to share much about me. i can't even if i wanted to. there isn't time. i need to grow into the person and them into me. its so weird to me that opposite gender strangers will get so intimate without knowing each other
>>34079358>I have heard friends mention “growing apart” but usually those couples clearly just stopped making the effort a lot of the times.You stop making the effort because you don't like each other much anymore. People who like one another make an effort.
>>34079332Nta but I did BJJ for several years and I still lift. I don't think it'd be much of a fight
>>34079362perfect >:)hope you feel better anonette
>>34079365she meant play wrestle you tryhard
>>34079363> the day they meet them?Usually it’s first date sex. However there are people who hookup with random the first time they meet. Look, I’m all for promiscuity, but I can’t understand those people.Not to mention the people who talk about exclusively having causal sex with drunk people while drunk. Knowing my luck I’d just get accused of rape doing that shit, but it seems common.
>>34079368Ain't no play around here, she's getting folded
>>34079366thank you T^T
>>34079341they date tall guys
>>34079363and ur right it is weird
>>34079368no i want to beat him up and make him cry
>>34079363Cuz sex feels good and that's a good enough reason for them
>>34079311She definitely wasn't a fan of the continuous molestations (or any sexual situation that she didn't feel control over) but the only reason it persisted between us was because it was clearly a factor of "can't take what she dishes out" and there was an implicit permission of sexual retaliation>>34079313I've said it before- uni accidentally assigned me a foid roommate because they couldn't tell her asian name was feminine and not masculine (neither could I until the day she moved in)>>34079332It was a lot of fun having her as a roommate, and we still talk years later despite being an ocean away. We know we're incompatible with one another but we're still friends. She taught me that I ultimately want a bratty wife who challenges, but ultimately submits to me. Though I dunno I might have to stop talking to her if I get a serious gf because imagine having a boyfriend who still talks to a girl he lived, slept, and fooled around with (we didn't go past 3rd base) for a semester but didn't get with because they were ideologically, goal-orientedly, and sexually incompatible. It'd be soul crushing, wouldn't it?I hope you can find a wrestling bf too.
>>34079356They were all c-sections>>34079375KEK
Is oral hygiene inherently feminine?
>>34079365I should finger this one for being a brat.
>>34079363you're right, it is weirdBut when neither party is a virgin and knows what they want (sexually), then suddenly pursuing someone for the sole intent of sex becomes the norm. And when societal norms become more secular nor do they pressure chastity in the courtship process, people just become open to the idea of inviting someone over for masturbation with each other's bodiest. watched his roommate hook up with a girl within 45 minutes of meeting her.
Would it be okay to ask my girlfriend if, out of the tens of men she’s slept with, I’m the best at sex?
>>34079385its better to just ask her what you should be working on
>>34079377>I've said it before- uni accidentally assigned me a foid roommate because they couldn't tell her asian name was feminine and not masculine (neither could I until the day she moved in)Also I want to point out that when I asked the school if they were aware that they had assigned me a female roommate, the automatic reaction from housing was "my roommate must be trans and I'm being transphobic." She was bullied by ladyboys in her highschool in Thailand and hated trannies way more than I ever possibly could.
>>34079390>She was bullied by ladyboysIdk why this is so funny to me
>>34079385that is so sad...
i need a hot fat boy to spit in my mouth in 2026 or ELSE
>>34079385Why can't you be satisfied? Did you get cheated on?
bye bye :D
Did I make a mistake telling a girl at work I'm rewatching Sailor Moon right now
>>34079396I'm 25% bf and most of it's in my thighs. Is that fat enough?
Women, would you rape a man if you could get away with it?
So I somehow scored a date with a 21 year old, while I'm in my mid 30s. There's a few issues though.>I'm married>this girl works in my company>several people in my company know I'm marriedOh and if you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because I want to feel young again. I have no intention of actually touching her, I just want to go out with her once or twice, flirt a bit, let her down gently, then move on with my life.How do I go about doing this without my wife finding out?
>>34079406do you have nice pecs?
>>34079409put a finger in yo butt
>>34079409bro...go read lolita and see why "reliving youth" isn't a good idea
>>340794092/10 bait, fuck off retard
>>34079408Only if he's you
>>34079406>25% bfI'm 100% boyfriend, women hit me up.
>>34079413It's real though.
>>34079408No.>>34079409I know it's bait and I still hope you fucking die.
>>34079416No it isn't. No one is that retarded.>>34079414Why would you rape me?
>>34079410Yeah I think so. I'm a powerlifter and my biceps are big enough to get randomly grabbed by my moid and foid friends when we go out drinking.
>>34079409kek i used to do this with old married dudes when i was 22. she prob doesn't expect to fuck you and just likes to talk to you.
>>34079419>Why would you rape me?Because you'd like it
guys, it’s been 2 months and I still haven’t reached out to my filipina college crush on instagram. I’m sorry
i lowkey have a crush on kittenpostertfw no jewish math/cs nerd femcel gf
>>34079420would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWaCViY_tc
>>34079422well then it wouldn't be rape
>>34079424You want a BPD lunatic to ruin your life?
>>34079420post pecs PLEASE
>>34079421I'm ok with that desu. Like I said I have no intention of doing anything with her.
>>34079424She's dumb and a loser though>>34079432Fuck off
>>34079424Does she even still post
>>34079433the young intern in me thinks you should just run it by your wife. i loved talking to the old guys at my work. it was flirty for sure but there's a healthy amount of flirtation outside a marriage
>>34079430The way I do it it would be
>>34079438>but there's a healthy amount of flirtation outside a marriageThat amount is zero. If you're married you should not be whoring around with random women.
State gender. Would you date a dognutter with a pitbull? Would you date a normal person with a pitbull?
>>34079435She was in the thread earlier today.
1. End no-fault divorce2. Repeal the 19th3. Impose a stiff tax on companies that hire women, such that it makes it cheaper to return to the status quo of an all male workforce ( exceptions for a few key professions women are actually good at)4. Make paternity testing mandatory at the birth of each child prior to any birth documents being signed. Make paternity fraud punishable by life in prison and voiding any financial responsibility on the part of the husband/intimate partner. Hold the woman's father or next of kin financially responsible for the child's welfare.5. Issue zero interest government loans to married couples to purchase a house with. Knock of 25% for every child they have.6. Make it illegal for women to operate a vehicle, purchase birth control, or take out a loan on credit unaccompanied by their husband or male relative.7. Legally mandate male and female spaces. Have male/female only gyms, bus seating, train cars, ect.
>>34079431How can she ruin my life?>>34079434nah shes smart>>34079435She posted yesterday night
>>34079439can you like claw up my shoulders and back so it looks like I got attacked by a bear?
>>34079441flirtation isn't whoring. I like seeing my man make random women swoon lmfao
>>34079450LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
>>34079409if I were your wife, I would divorce you immediately for even having this thought.The fact your larp ass is posting here and haven't even asked your wife is insane.You either are a psycho larptard or a psycho that needs castration. Decide which one you are
>>34079450Yes, it is. There's no reason for your man to be giving sexual attention to random women. It is weird that it makes you feel good that he likes other women.
>>34079448>How can she ruin my life?By being endlessly needy and insecure.
>>34079450nta but you're a cuck and will get cheated on
>>34079444Fno
>>34079450Weirdo
>>34079448She's good at math, but she's dumb as a sack of bricks.
>>34079447>the status quo of an all male workforceThe "all male workforce" is a modern invention. Women always worked. Lower class people and unmarried women could literally never afford to not work.
>>34079455I feel like I can make her secure. It doesn't matter anyway. We are all just anons on a thread. I just like her traitsIt's what I would look for in a girl. Maybe there are some issues, but everyone has some issues.
>>34079454>>34079458>>34079461hes already cheated on her lmfao she was crying abt it months ago
>>34079447The first two alone would fix a lot of problems.
>>34079444F, no.I don't think I want to date anyone who owns a dog before we started dating. I am not sure how I feel about a dog after a relationship is established. I like cats
>>34079466I don't know who that person is, I'm just horrified that people are happy about their husband being disloyal.
I'm very depressed today :(
>>34079466Idk what is weirder, that the "femanon" enjoys getting cucked or that you know who this femanon is by her type pattern and both of you are in this thread enough to have developed parasocial relationships
>>34079473>>34079466yeah man i'm a totally diff femanon
>>34079472me too
>>34079477what do you do when you're depressed?
Hard poops today
>>34079480how hard?
>>34079444I worked at an animal shelter and it’s the most toxic positivity place in existence/ it was filled with older women who hate humans and think animals are innocent angels, meanwhile they refuse to put down aggressive pits that have killed other dogs and attacked humans because “it was just abused!” Even though that’s cope and the shelter is filled with pitties. The shit I’ve heard made me despite hardcore pet owners.So no.
>>34079444F. I wouldn't be opposed in general but I want to have children and I do not think pitbulls are safe around small kids.
I'm depressed and have a big cock, can a foid cheer me up?
>>34079206boing boing boing...>>34079381no, it's inherently sanitary.>>34079480well i can't even shit at all, all the gas is trapped and it hurts like a bitch.
>>34079479nothing
>>34079488hey I haven't seen you in a while! how're you doing? (you probably don't remember me, it's ok)
>>34079482Butthole hurts>>34079488Wow we have so much in common
>>34079487tell us the length and girth measurements
>>34079487Are you tall and handsome? If not then no.
I cum thinking about him
>>34079488Why are you back?
>>340794936.5 inchesgirth uh pretty girthy idk I never measured that >>34079494hmm I'm 5'10 sorry :( and I'm not handsome either
I like it when I take a big shit and it hits my prostate just right, feels really good ;3not gay btw
What’s the best way to save a date if I get ED?
>>34079382If we wrestled I'd do whatever I wanted to you
Women,Thoughts on being a breeding slave
>>34079529My tubes are tied and I prefer it only once a week. NEXT MOID.
>>34079531>once a weekPathetic
*cuddle fucks angry foids*
>>34079531>I like this guy so much that I'd marry him but I would never ever let him fuck meWhat causes this?
>>34079283>virtue signaling>someone who values pop culture more than life itselfNah. Miss me with that shit bro.
>>34079536>neverthe literacy crisis is going to kill us all
>>34079542If it's only once a week you might as well be emasculating him
Gutten Morgen BlondesChristmas is right around the corner
>>34079444Mno, dogs are a big no for me. Unless we have a big yard and it stays outsideIm all for pets and livestock. Birds, horses, cats, fucking cows and goats are fine. But I cant do dogs
fuck i really want a shitty ass kraft grilled cheese sandwich
I hate blondes, they're evil and cruel
>>34079550why
>>34079552One of them sucked my cock once so that was pretty cool
>>34079556cant read them. I Dont know if they're being friendly or if they're about to bite.I was attacked by one when I was a kid too
Any fat girls who want to get dug out by a skinny guy with a pretty big cock?
>>34079557one abandoned me and the other made me self harm with her
I like that I can fuck both of my fists at the same time ;)
>>34079560what if im skinny
>>34079565You probably wouldn't enjoy my cock then
>>34079566That's good too.
>>34079560how big
>>34079565I only have one hole though
>>34079569you can go get a fat girl if you want idc.
>>34079568obviously, I'm not gay>>34079571both fists act like one hole
>>340795707"x5.5"
I want to be raped by a skinny, stinky sexually frustrated foid
>>34079576>beaten by a half inch in lengthIt's over
>>34079577because you want me in jail? asshole
>>34079580no I wouldn't report you! I would submit and accept my fate after resisting a bit
I’m addicted to her misery
>>34079581i dont want to do it
>>34079531>once a weekthe dudes you're with must be terrible at sex haha
I just had the weirdest revelation about myself and the relationships I’ve had with women
>>34079586even if I say please?
>>34079582Why>>34079591What
>>34079593yea
>>34079595I felt the most comfortable when I felt like the dirty secret. It felt like the most “valid” love I could receive, even though I never felt good or safe about it, it felt the most real. Trauma is crazy
>>34079598You were always the other woman?
>>34079600The other man, yeah
atoga-chan, let's sex!!
If I had a 4'10 90lb blonde wife I'd get her super fucking pregnant
i just atea yogurt and it was so godo i could fucking cum i hope i don't fucking die
>>34079106Kinda want to say yes since I’m 4’10
>>34079616>>34079621“Boy, I sure hope I don’t see a synchronicity”The Synchronous Factory
>>34079622I dont know what that means
>>34079626It’s kinda esoteric, don’t worry about it
>>34079627Okay!
>>34079621Hawt. I like short women
>>34079630Now I feel bad…i meant that it’s really stupid and I can’t be assed to explain it
GRUPPA KROVI
I see a pretty woman and my first thought is rough missionary and cumming in her
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx is unironically the best relationship manual there is.Reading it will help you maintain a stable relationship.
>>34079666>666Not today, Satan.
>>34079672holy fuck dude, that was a sign from god
I miss the buyable freeuse femanon...
Freeuse femanon with disposable breeding bag and removable gag reflex™
How do you deal with the paranoia that there's always a better guy she can find even if she did end up with me
>>34079688Paranoia comes from unequal perceived value and the ideology that someone else might “offer more.” Marx would say it’s not about who is objectively better, it’s about the system of labor and contribution in the relationship. If you focus on what you actually provide and how the effort is shared, rather than imagining alternatives, you can measure the relationship in real terms: who contributes what, who invests effort, who maintains stability.
>>34079688You don't date people out of objective merit. It's about being a good fit for each other, and feeling deeply for one another. I could meet a man who's better than my husband on paper in some way or another, but he would not be the person I love, the person I grew with, the person who fits me like a glove, the person who showed me love and dedication for years. I'd never leave him for someone else.
Girly girl caffeine rushLAALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALA
>>34079695>I'd never leave him for someone elseuntil the other person meets a certain criteria.there's always a price. Wether with looks, resources or something else.>>34079692not taking advice from marx.
>>34079700>until the other person meets a certain criteria.My only criteria for a partner is being him. There's nobody better than him at being him.
>>34079702Did you date anyone before your husband?
>>34079700>not taking advice from marx.Then you are signing up to be a simp.Simple as.Marx’s framework is about who contributes, who benefits, and how power/effort is distributed.If you ignore that framework in a relationship, you’re effectively ignoring the structural dynamics of effort and contribution. That often leaves you in a position where you give more than you receive, or take on emotional/mental labor without real reciprocity.Which means you're signing up to be a beta simp.
>>34079702Until he starts to be a little more distant due to stress from work and you break up with him because he isn’t “treating you right”.This generation doesn’t settle. They will drop you in an instant and suffer from eternal FOMO.
>>34079705>Marx’s framework is about who contributes, who benefits, and how power/effort is distributed.a guy who contributed nothing but benefited from the good will of his friends?a guy who impregnated his friends maid and left her in the cold to not take care for the child?the guy who lived on his friends couch because he refused to work?
>>34079704Yeah. Doesn't change the point. I'm happy where I'm at, and I have all I want in a relationship. There's nothing a different man could offer me that would make me leave him.>>34079707Nah. We've been together through a lot of stuff, a bit of stress would not even faze me. He was a miserable asshole at times (for legitimate reasons, life hasn't been kind to him) and I loved him just the same.
>>34079702>There's nobody better than him at being him.at a certain point, that wont be a requirement anymore because the other guy will make up for it in a different way
>>34079711You’re the femanon that found your husband on the side of the road, basically. Anons are barking up the wrong tree
>>34079710I bet you thought you said something here.
>>34079711I’m happy for you, but are you devout Christian by any chance? They’re the only people I know who still have this libel of oneitiis.
>>34079715Indeed he did. That's why there are words on the screen as opposed to nothing.
>>34079717I know this have this level* of oneitis
>>34079712But it's not what I want. I'm not interested in what any other guy has to offer. I want him, and him alone. I've felt this way since the day I met him, and I truly hope I'm lucky enough to feel this way until I die. >>34079713Nah, that's not me. But I do like that anon, she's very sweet. >>34079717Nah. I wish I was, tho. I just love my husband a lot, he's a good man.
>>34079711>Doesn't change the pointWell how come you left your ex-boyfriends, did you find someone better?
>>34079718He should remain a virgin for the rest of his life, lest he accidently follow in Marx's footstep and stop being an incel.
>>34079721Ah okay. I will choose to not speak with seething envy and say I’m happy for you
>>34079722My ex bf cheated on me.>>34079727Thank you. I hope you find a person who loves you sincerely.
>>34079721>But it's not what I want. I'm not interested in what any other guy has to offer. I want him, and him alone. I've felt this way since the day I met him, and I truly hope I'm lucky enough to feel this way until I die.yeah thats because you dont have an alternative infront of you right now
>>34079717lmao you fucking mentally ill retard.
>>34079730>My ex bf cheated on meFair enough. So you've only dated 2 men including your husband?
>>34079734You are sooo fucking pressed for finding something about her so you can shout "whore!" lol
>>34079736Yes. Correct.
>>34079731I've had other men interested in me since I met my husband, I do not care. I have what I want - I love him with my whole heart, he's my best friend, he's a good man who loves me sincerely. We've built a really nice life with each other and we have so much fun together.Why would I fuck this up to chase the possibility of something that can't even be that much better than this? I'm not fucking retarded.>>34079734I've been in two relationships, I've gone on dates with a handful of guys but it never went anywhere.
>>34079747>he's my best friendboys its so over
JH so stubborn, she even refused to grow
>>34079753I like my husband, sue me lol
>>34079755Foids don't have anything to offer a man besides a worn out pussy thats already had a hundred dicks in it
>>34079757im not american
>>34079755dont care
>>34079762hence the H1B joke you fucking retard lmao
What's the appeal of traps? Do guys like chicks with dicks? It's a large category, so I assume someone is watching that type of content.
>>34079765I have no idea what that is>>34079763im from the balkan
>>34079768all men are gay, most are in denial
>>34079768It's a sort of taboo fantasy thing and dicks are pretty fun. But IRL, trannies are gross. The smell like men, you can see all the makeup and the hand are grossly manly. Even the cutest tranny becomes gross IRL.Fucking shame since I've really tried but they're so off putting outside of porn.
>>34079768its about dominating and breaking a man to the point they become a woman.being like a woman is the worst thing for a man to be. Its a mental thing because men are usually raised with the belief that being as masculine as possible is the goal.So traps are basically destroying a man to the point where he accepts the opposite
>>34079771>>34079768As a guy that considers himself 95% straight, like, I’ve had sex with multiple women, hornily ogle at women in yoga pants all day, mostly jerk to women, etc. there are some trans/traps/femmeboys whatever you wanna call them that I would jerk to and possibly fuck. Why? Because they look like fucking hot chicks. Yes the facts there’s also a dick and balls there makes it a little weird, yet also spicy. But a hole is a hole. As long as I don’t suck the dick, I don’t see why it should make me gay.
>>34079773>>34079778GAY LOLMAO
Explain this phenomenon >>34079693
>>34079779No, just a coombrained gooner. Like I said, porn is one thing, but IRL I find trannies disgusting despite my efforts not to.
>>34079782would you let blaire white suck your cock?
>>34079757>>34079761>>34079765>>34079780>>34079784Put your name back on ENTJ you faggot
>>34079785God no, he looks like a monster.
>>34079776So guys who watch tranny porn want to be the tranny rather than have sex with the tranny?>>34079778Sure but then you like it in spite of there being a dick. There's normal porn out there, but I assume some guys specifically look out tranny stuff.>>34079773Would you prefer a trap that passes over an actual woman?
>>34079789God I love Carmella, she’s so damn hot
>>34079790>So guys who watch tranny porn want to be the tranny rather than have sex with the tranny?I suppose it depends on the person. Some want to be the ''girl'' (gay) some want to fuck the ''girl'' (still super gay)
>>34079785bro at least pick an attractive onered hair sarina is the only man I'd let touch my dick
>>34079790>Would you prefer a trap that passes over an actual woman?I would as a short term but not in the long term. As yet, I haven't found one that passed, despite how cute they looked either online or IRL. The smell, the hands and the obvious makeup is completely off putting.Also the bizarre dress sense sometimes. It's like they go full e-girl slut or dress like they got some grandmas clothes from Goodwill.>>34079793>I have a girlfriend holy shit you are actually gay uploading this laterLmao
>>34079785Nooo. Blaire White has a shit face and worse body, terrible looking fake tits. an unfortunate ass.Now, hunter schafer on the other hand.. she could shlorp the meat all day.
>>34079793>gay uploading this laterwhat did you mean by this saar
>>34079797ENTJ has claimed he has a YouTube channel with 250k subscribers where he posts Atoga screenshots
>>34079796
>>34079799Delete this. Now.
>Have you ever had a partner that sex was so average, you lost interest in having it Did it improve? How?
>>34079793>I have a girlfriend holy shitElton John was married to a woman, so that doesn't mean much. It's okay if you want to suck down on some ass, no need to be coy, fag.
>>34079802YesNo, which was a shame, she was hot as hell
>>34079802>Have you ever had a partner that sex was so average, you lost interest in having it Yep.>Did it improve? How?Nope. She tried really hard to initiate sex after my interest waned and I just had absolutely no interest, I had more fun jacking off than having sex since she put no effort into at all.Then my next gf was so good that I was at her place every single night for about 3 months straight.
>>34079802all the sex I've had was meh. but I guess thats just how sex is. it was a major let down after it being built up as some sort of pinnacle life experience
This scratches an itch in my brain.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6N5OYwcaWtQ
>>34079802I usually cum too fast, so it’s often below average. Sometimes though, and it’s so occasional and random, I will get stamina and won’t cum so fast and I can last like 5-almost 10 min even at a nice steady pace (switching positions, not one position continuously) before I have to really start fucking like a silly little rabbit in order to bust. However there have been a few rare times when I had the stamina, but for whatever reason, I lost my boner inside her. Maybe I was distracted, or fucked too much, or she had gotten a little fat and I was bored of having sex with her all the time.
>>34079809Easily the most boring show of the decade.
>>34079809fuck Rhea is getting older
>>34079812Pleb take>>34079814She's still hot.
>>34079817>She's still hot.but for how much longerher feet are great
The urge to hurt people emotionally
>>34079817>Bravo Vince! I love filler of nothing happening to filter out the fake fans! I love watching Rhea sit around or just sleep!
>>34079821Go watch one of the half dozen Walking Dead spinoffs.
>>34079825I honestly feel like I already am, the filler in this would even make WD writers blush.
>>34079823idiot
>>34079832I’m actually an anglo germoid mutt by ethnicity, and I look down on racism, but im glad we can all agree that indian people suck.
>>34079806>More fun jacking off Fuck. I guess it's over because that's where I'm at currently.
I >>34076048Just got an answer from her>of course, *guy who was at the party with her, they had something going on but she regrettet it* lives almost around the corner *laughing emoji*Alright, cool deflection.No mention of you being in my arms the whole night, me looking after you, pulling you in and touching your hips.Cool, cool.Here i was thinking you'd be more emotional mature with 30 lol.
would any girls here date a truly schizoid completely-isolated guy?
>>34079851as long as you're cool with waiting up to several months for responses back to texts, absolutely
>>34079851Does 'isolated' include living with his mother?
>>34079852>>34079851The perfect fit.
I don't have a question I showed up looking for a fight because I just got dumped but it looks like a slow night and I think I may have finally aged out of this shit.
Women, are you getting meals for Christmas?
>>34079867I'm getting fucked for Christmas.
Sufemacist is mad because Chad doesn't want to touch her.
>>34079868I can't tell if you're joining me in trying to start an argument for entertainment purposes or you misunderstood something
>>34079872By my bf AND my gf.
>>34079852i prefer being invested invested in people that are invested in me>>34079854absolutely not
>>34079877How does that relate to my post?
>>34079882No coke. I have too much of an addictive personality to risk ever doing any drugs.
need a foid to run her nails on my back until I bleed
Misogyny should be socially acceptable
need a foid to share my newest autistic obsession, sensory augmentation
>>34079892Why do you worry about what genetic trash 300lbs hairy smelly blue haired hambeasts think?
>>34079897Explain it to me, then.
>>34079899Because incels will do and say absolutely anything to justify their own laziness.They are spiritually avoidant.
>>34079870To be fair you had so many one-off dates with men that you probably had your fill of free food for the year.
convincing femanon to dye her hair
question from a dumb 37 year old virginDoes it really make that plap plap plap sound effect or is the internet lying to me again?
>>34079867I'm too introverted I'd need like an $80 value to bother going on a date for free stuff.
>>34079921I always split bills on first dates. Especially because I was usually the one who bought a donut AND coffee while the guys usually just got coffee.
>>34079922Rich people pretending to be human really pisses me off.
>>34079924it can
>>34079925lmaoing at this post>introverted therefore I'm pricier
>>34079924Bro, it gets to a point.Move on, or have sex.
>>34079904if you have a thing, like a belt with vibrating motors or electrodes with a conducting substance, and these things stimulate you based on your environment in a continuous way, then after wearing these things after a few months, your brain will incorporate them as an entirely new sense. they've been able to train blind people to see actual shapes, like activity in their visual cortex kind of see actual shapes, by putting an electrode array on the tongue paired with a camera/computer to process the camera stuff into stimuli. it's similar to people that put tiny magnets in their fingertips that then proceed to be able to sense magnetic fields. cochlear implants work in the same way.
>>34079930Js I'm not getting dressed for Applebee's
>>34079937Sounds like God wouldn't like it.
>>34079938Thinking you're too good to dress up for applebees is unironically a red flag.
>>34079938>I'm not getting dressedThe number of women going to dates wearing almost nothing is staggering. It's commonplace to see them complaining online about creeps looking at them on the street while they were heading to dates.
>>34079942I am too good for Applebee's.Everyone is. Have some self respect.
>>34079937>similar to people that put tiny magnets in their fingertips that then proceed to be able to sense magnetic fieldsBabe...Babe!Bring me all the fridge magnets, the duct tape and my razor
>>34079937I've thought about trying to make something like this that detects quadcopters and indicates to you the direction they are.
>>34079946Peak red flag.
>>34079949You come from a white bread family don't youI'll eat a $10 meal, it's a quality problem. Restaurant food is supposed to taste better than frozen dinners.
>>34079951It's actually crazy how every post you type just sounds like a walking red flag.
>>34079945Good.
>>34079953It's crazy how you're not getting how shitty Applebee's is. It feels like we're having two different conversations here.
>>34079951>The FREE meals I get from all of those men should be HIGH QUALITY
>>34079957Uh huh.I'm glad people like you can't hide it.
>>34079951Whats a white bread family
>>34079962It's the kind of shit retards say that makes you bring out the guillotine.
>>34079941God is happy so long as you are being kind and truthful to yourself and others.>>34079947i would not recommend that one, it is interesting but ultimately crude. have fun with an MRI, for instance>>34079948i have a bunch of ideas for senses. one that communicates your geospatial coordinates and can communicate waypoints, something that can read microexpressions on a person in front of you and infer feelings, a danger sense that can detect likely collisions with you (paired with a movement vector to avoid hitting something). all of these are possible in principle, though the more abstract things are, the less your brain will be able to incorporate it as a sense, unless you can encode the signals in a way that is processed by one of your existing brain regions.
>>34079958Have you been to an Applebee's recently dude? It's rough.If he chooses Applebee's it's not going to work. He probably has terrible shits and the whole "where do you want to go" car conversation is going to get old for him REAL fast because he'll go anywhere and I'll want to go to the grocery store instead of deciding.
putting my arm around femanon on the chairlift
>>34079962I mean technically I just called him poor but what I meant was that he prefers cheap shitty food because it's what he's used to. My mom bought wheat bread with WIC so idk what his excuse is.
>>34079967he shouldn't ask you that, he should take you to a fine dining restaurant immediately and pay and tip an extra $100 before your eyes can even see the bill
>>34079631Thank you>>34079635Oh okay.
>>34079966>something that can read microexpressions on a person in front of you and infer feelings, a danger sense that can detect likely collisions with youDon't be an autist and play sports lmao.I'll just wear a chaim that says not to mri me like how diabetics do
>>34079963okay, yeahI can see why he called her a red flag, fucking annoying cunts
>>34079970So you got government paying for your food but he is poor...
>>34079971You're missing the point. It could be a taco truck as long as it's GOOD.You guys do get that the whole "$80" thing is what it would take for me to go out with a dude I did not want to go out with right? Like that's the joke, if I'm being paid in food to hang out with someone $25 ain't enough. If I want to go on the date, we're not even getting food on the first date I want to be able to leave at any time without it being weird.
>>34079980This is how privilege looks and reads like.
>>34079975WIC is only for women with children under 5
>>34079980Is this what food insecurity from WIC and unwed single mothers causes?I think conservatives were right all along
>>34079966>God is happy so long as you are being kind and truthful to yourself and othersSo is God happy watching me while I'm double-stuffing myself with BD dildos?
>>34079973you're missing the bigger picture here, the point is extending your capabilities. augmented social intuition means having to spend less time on more confident predictions. you could, for instance, integrate the augmented sense with questions to do lie detection (or have the danger sense detect things coming behind you). if you could find a way to encode it, you could refine the danger sense to also identify social threats as well (angry posture, weapons, etc).
>>34079983You realize the cost difference between wheat and white bread is like, a dollar right? Privilege is buying cereal at the grocery store when it's not on sale instead of at Walmart.
>>34079987no. consumptive behavior is not being kind nor truthful to yourself. false opinions are the root of desire.
>>34079949why? some of us have standards. i'm sorry that you're so desperate and pathetic that you would coom in your pants to take a woman you don't even like to a restaurant that serves tv dinners, but i'm not
>>34079994I don't believe you. I like to think He is happy when I orgasm and shout His name.
>>34079990Anon, you're assigning monetary value to a first date with someone you're supposedly interested in as well. You won't bother with him if the venue isn't to your liking, despite the fact that you can suggest alternatives. He's just supposed to know that Applebee's sucks and guess that it isn't the place for a meeting, as if he's asking you to meet in Afghanistan. You don't want a relationship, you just want some freebies.Which is what that image spelled out in the first place.
>>34079957nta the men here have no taste or standards. they see no difference between you or any other woman, so why would they be able to discern food from garbage?
>>34079933i don't know how anon
>>34079988I already sense danger when people brandish weapons.I already look for printing if someone's hand keeps going to their hip.Its like how people who use chat gpt to do homework don't actually learn the material and brain atrophies or if you only drive instead of walking your muscles atrophy
>>34079985A lot of female creatures have her mindset. I actually wouldn't mind paying $80 for a date because I got money, but the counterpoint is that I'm definitely not doing that for some serial dating whore whose body count is in the double digits. You better be close to a virgin if I'm going to pay almost 100 bucks for a date.
>>34080000>first date with someone you're supposedly interested in as wellDid you not read the original post?
>>34080008no, he is a reactive crybaby who can't get a date and immediately projected that onto an irrelevant conversation. the man is defending applebees he had room temp iq and reeks of desperation
>>34080001Interesting. It kinda does feel like Taco Bell is exactly the same as the best Mexican place in town to them. They don't even taste it so why does it matter?
>>34079999well, there is the false opinion i was talking about anony>>34080006someone isn't a threat just because they have a weapon, and you can't see someone behind you anyway. similarly, most people do not, in fact, engage in constant cold reading. you do not seem to understand what it is i am getting at.
>>34080008>SupposedlyIf you can't maintain the appearance of being interested in a guy, he might not waste money. Especially since he needs to pay for dozens of dates. You don't have to pay for any one.
>>34080017So that's a "no"
>>34080013exactly, these are the same men that consistently don't apply any amount of discernment to their dating life and then come here to cry that all women are evil/immature/bpdemons.
>>34080011I don't even know how Applebee's is in her shithole, I'm not even American. Here people can get something to eat and take a walk through the city as a first date. She's just being picky for no reason other than privilege.
>>34080025no, you're being retarded and clearly can't follow a conversation thread, so you're just projecting your own problems.
>>34080026You're extremely aggressive. I hope she will notice you, king.
>>34080027i'm a woman. thanks for doubling down on your stupidity, but it was evident enough before.
>>34080023Same reason you don't see famine victims complain aboot applebees
>>34080028Damn, okay. She was the one to mention Applebee's, not me.
>>34080025You see that I'm American so you should know making just a little too much to get food stamps doesn't mean I'm privileged lolThat is my preferred first date. What you guys are all missing is the joke that I would decline a date with a guy I didn't want to go out with, but change my mind if he offered me $80. You're thinking WAY too hard about it.
All I'm seeing is that red flag guy being right.Her type really can't hide it.
M, I went from "technically a virgin" to 13 body-count in 18 months during my late 20s, and still want to kill myself because none of the women loved or wanted me.Women - if it's been half a year since anyone dated me, does that mean I'm just weird and should give up on dating?
>today on ATOGA>room level IQ female dating expert gets assnuked into oblivion by pic related
>>34080036>half a yearBitch stop being so dramatic
>>34080034>t. red flag guy
>>34080023>BPDemonsWomen with BPD are actually fine if you can handle disorganised attachment and eventually getting discarded.The "normal" girl I dated was a cheating sloot.
>>34080038In fairness, I've been actively trying that whole time.
>>34080037>"please stop having standards! i have no standards so you shouldn't either!"pathetic. try having a personality and a spine and you might find dating easier
I would like to ask the female dating expert some non-incel shit
>>34080036No, it's actually over for you since you didn't catch the fact that you weren't a fuck up because you were a virgin, you were a virgin because you're a fuckup, and now you're a fucked up whore.Rip men, if only they had emotional intelligence.
>>34080045no one here is claiming to be a dating expert, this isn't a manosphere patreon forum
>>34080037She goes on "dates" for $80 but that food is sloppa tier.I wonder if you got a salad or something if you could find some real food there
>>34080049Nobody fucking reads, God damn>>34080033
>>34080049everything at applebees comes directly from a bag. you will unironically get better or similar quality salad just buying a premade salad at the grocery store.
Once again reminding you to read Karl Marx's The Communist Manifesto if you want a real relationship advice.It is the only manual you need to be in a stable relationship.
>>34080052they are just actually retarded.
>>34079698lalala...>>34079141i would genuinely find that dream so intriguing>>34079257late as fuck, i don't hate you>>34079222f, yes.>>34079182no, i did not :O
>>34080047>fucked up whorePlease, I wish.Fucked up people get married all the time, so it can't be that.
>>34080059Okay, I don't really care.
>>34080059NtaCould the problem be that you're this annoying about it after only 6 months? Did you think finally having sex would fix your self esteem and then it didn't and you're floundering like what is the deal here
>>34080061>self-esteemWhy the fuck would I be on /adv/ if I had that?>>34080060And yet, you reply in a chain. FYI, conflict makes me cum.
>>34080063>you reply in a chain.I don't care for your distorted view of yourself, is what i mean.
>>34080033you're privileged in that you(1) get stuff for free from men(2) can be picky with said free stuff because men who pay are abundant and you're a woman
Is the angry lady one of the long-range regulars?
>>34080062
>>34080064Then you should specify so.You have no indication my sense of self is distorted, FTR. I could very well be awful, for all you know.
>>34080069Okay, I don't really care.
>>34080063>no self esteemWell that's your problem. You currently require the approval of others to function. Stop that.>>34080065I was interested in the conversation when I thought you were calling me rich, this is just dumb.
>>34080065>Offer stuff to women >Get mad if they accept ?????
>>34080073Are women about to discover the concept of social contracts and non-verbal agreements via shared cultural norms?
>>34079942European here.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34080072Yeah, but I had no self-esteem when I was screwing.What's the coolest free stuff you ever got from a date?
>>34080074No, lol.They're doing that weaponized ignorance/negligence thing again.
>>34080073Right? Like who's expecting who to be mind readers really? If you offer me something seemingly for free I'm supposed to just "know" you want sexual/romantic attention from me? That would be pretty conceited of me to just assume.
Do foids find shape rotators more attractive? Just askingThere were quite a few guys who went to college with me who were very smart and had a lot of promise, a lot of them ended up getting hot gfs
>>34080077>>34080078KEKNever misses.
>>34080070Yet...
>>34080074i think you need to discover grass
>>34080077the shameless samefaggotry on display here is making me cringe
>>34080076I guess weed?It's not that much free stuff unless you're trying to be a sugar baby or are shitty and don't also get him gifts.
>>34080080Men once again not beating the sleazebag allegations
>>34080083Which post do you want me to screenshot to prove you're a delusional faggot
>no bites on my BPDemon baitThis place sucks now>>34080084>weedHow much?I once blew nearly 3 digits on dinner for a hoe who ended up cheating weeks later. At her favourite restaurant. Which was shit.Level the fuck up, bitch
>>34080080Not helping my case I suppose but I get the most free stuff from old men trying to hold my attention and keep me talking to them not from guys I'm casually seeing, none of them have any money either.Like the old guys aren't going to ask, they just want to prolong entertaining the thought.
>>34080073it's that one guy who gets really confused about people writing in all lowercase, he frequently just jumps on to any conversation so that he can go on an unrelated tangent and respond to himself to make it look like there's a consensus, it's effective propaganda for idiots
>>34080089I know an escort who gets middle aged men to send her ubers to places by casually mentioning she's going somewhere at night and making them go all "oh you can't go out alone it's dangerous"You remind me of her <3
>>34080085Men already pay the most taxes and billions go to females for their fake jobs and benefits. Now you want to rob men of their paycheck too?
>>34080090NTA but paranoia isn't healthy. Seek help, touch grass, and have sex.
>>34080088>How muchMostly they just share it's not like they're leaving me 1/8ths. I did have one guy who gave me a discount.I think I would be physically unable to blow that much on a single dinner that makes me nauseous. I've been the one to blow a bunch of money and change my plans for someone who bails, sorry man.
>>34080094i do all those things, and that's why i can recognize obvious propaganda.
>>34080096>I'm a noooticer>>>/x/
>>34080090That’s Toronto pajeet, he will shove himself into any conversation even if it’s anti-indian hate just escape the loneliness in his life because he has no friends, he also reports every namefag bc he hates the fact that we all have lives outside of 4chan. Dude is literally the jeet chris chan, I have a whole web docu series dedicated to his lore
>>34080092Thank you?I don't see the harm in it really. It's not like I'm taking $50 or like, a printer. It's always like "oh of course I'll talk to you for 15 minutes and take this sleeping bag from the 70s, a bratwurst, and directions I'm pretending to understand, thank you Dennis"
>>34080095>I've been the one to blow a bunch of money and change my plans for someone who bails, sorry man.Unfortunately, dating is treated rather like window shopping by a subset of people. Recently I'm finding that's the only response. I think people just nail down a best-available option until something better appears.
>>34080088Putting at her favorite resteraunt at the end makes it seem like thats where she cheated weeks later instead of where you blew 3 digits.Thank you for coming to my ted talk even though my name is not ted
>>34080103She may have. She's a creature of routines.
>>34080092BAHAHAHAHA I just spat out my drink this can’t be real, alimonyfags on suicide watch
>>34080048I am dating expert AMA
>>34080088You’re a fucking idiot as if you come here looking for solace kill yourself left over male
>>34080092The fact you know an escort who does these niche jobs means that you are actively participating and most likely one of her best clients
>>34080109You don't know maybe he sells drugs Or goes to college
>>34080094Indians men can’t have sex, even prostitutes specially state that in their ads now
>>34080110Maybe he’s a divorced middle aged man who lost his daughter in the settlement, simping is a herbivore trait
>>34080112Well excuse me for amusing myself
>>34080113Don’t reply to me creep, I hope you get investigated and swatted someday
women i am BALLS deep into xenoboade chronicles x, like just totally engrossed. i don't ever play video games, so its rare for me to get this engaged :D
>>34080048Women claim that men should *listen* more to what they have to say instead of listening to social media. By doing what they want, listening to women, you automatically listen to dating experts.
>>34080101It's not an insult, just thought it was an interesting parallel. It's like extended roleplay. desu I'd take that printer. Idk why I didn't ask for one from my uni when I had the chance, what was I thinking>>34080109Escorts have a life outside of work, you know. >>34080110You're not even far off. She's my flatmate's friend, and my flatmate is a postgrad who does a shitload of drugs
>>34080121I wouldn’t know I’ve never been to an escort because I have a fucking girlfriend you diseased beta male
>>34080115Man child expert
any femanons want me to fap to them btw or are y'all busy
>>34080124sorry its just that adulting is soooooo hard and boring and it'll be a while until the next star's wars comes out
>>34080128When you ask so frivolously, it stops being special.
>>34079128whats a pear shaped women
I want to pick up a hobby where I can teach it to my future girlfriend in a cute manner like thisWhich one should I pick? I'm in Europe so no shooting sadly
What kinda person excepts a man to impromptu go on a date with her at 10pm, few days before Christmas? What's wrong with women?
>>34080144
Bros, she's baCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTya_V54feY
>>34080148Being taught to surf would be cool.>>34080150A person who is impulsive and really likes the person they're asking?
>>34080151isnt that hourglass
>>34080155in what world?
>>34080155Fuck no. I'm 34-33-44. Even if you're basing it solely on ratios, it's pear.
>>34080155An hour glass is wide narrow wide. That is a triangle like in the captchas
>>34080150I'd do it.Impulse control is for homos
>>34080156>>34080157>>34080159ok
>>34080154>>34080160So she's a bitter, great
>>34080155Fridge door.
>>34080159Rude. Pear isn't the same as a triangle.
I vote for pear-shaped women because of pure selection bias, in that i enjoy sex with them.
>>34080163Nutter*
>>34080164fridges store my food so they are good
>>34080168The female stores it too, but not for long.
>>34080164Fuck you. Fridge is different, too.
>>34080167If anything, the nutter is you.For asking at all. Let alone here.
>>34080168>>34080171I can store a zucchini pretty snuggly.
I miss screwing pear-shaped women.
>>34080171kinda want to test how long a woman can store my food>>34080175is it edible afterwards
>>34080177>is it edible afterwardsThe pussy cooks the zucchini.
>>34080177Yeh. I always cook it afterwards just to be sanitary, though.
>>34080174That's kinda unreasonable to say
I'm thirsty.Should I refill my tea, or grab the white monster.
>>34080178thats so useful wtfits not fair
>>34080181This is not a reasonable place.
>>34080166Pear shaped women have some kind of secret shortcut in my brain. It's like my eyes see thick hips and small tits and directly tell my penis that it's go time.However, the best sex I've actually ever had was with a tiny girl with a v-frame
>>34080182>grab the white monsterI did that last night, if you know what I mean.
>>34080186You sucked a dick?That's kind of nasty.Please don't share that kind of information.
>>34080166>>34080185I've been told that being a pear in well-fitting jeans is automatic boner fuel and that I should be more aware of it when I go out in public.
>>34080188I did more than suck it. But I won't upset you further with unwanted details.
Happy Festivus atogans
>>34080189NtaPear in a skirt has had me down bad multiple times.>>34080185They're the best @ sex. Probably because they're beautiful.
>>34080141Tbh I'm also really busy today maybe another time
>>34080184I should ghost her and hope she doesn't contact me again
>>34080186>>34080190Did you tell your therapist about what happened in the past?
>>34080198I've talked to my therapist about plenty of things, but I don't think that's a suitable topic for the thread.
>>34080199Oh, so now the oversharing stops.
>>34080199His pp wasn't that big let's be honest
>>34080199So you don't want to share those details? You're a funny clown.
>>34080197Sure, whatever you like.
>>34080200>>34080203Yes, I've talked with my therapist concerning being raped as a child, what details would you like to know? I didn't think the thread wanted to touch on such a downer topic, but I can oblige if that's what the thread wants to discuss.
>>34080148Any sort of physical activity is a good excuse for touch.
>>34080204Shit sucks why do I have such bad luck with girls, why me
>Girlfriend can’t cum during sex, only oral and fingering>Buy her a wearable vibrator>She can cum during sex nowNeat
>>34080211Clit stim helps a lot.
>>34080211Sex already includes oral and fingering.
