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This ones for the LADIES! This is a thread dedicated to women seeking men.
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>>34085619
>How to Get Men

Just don't be afraid to show love and affection.
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>how to get men
>>34085619
Gay
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Stop calling in your lawyer every-time you feel threatened.
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>>34085619
yes I'm sure that there are plenty of g.i.r.l.s (Guys in real life) on 4chan who will reply to this. but I'll give you points for effort, It's all going to be dudes replying anyway, like me.
Women don't need to learn how to get men. Women go outside, and they get a guy. That's how it works. If I wanted a woman as a guy, I'd go to any hiking meetup and talk to the guys there, and I'd already have 6-7 guys to pick from

6 7
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>>34085677
High effort stream of consciousness post
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>>34085619
Be young, hot and approachable. That's literally it. Women have it so fucking easy in life, I swear.
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>>34085619
Getting isn't an issue it's getting rid of the shit ones who try to stay and keeping the good one that tries to leave.
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>>34085619
"How to insert a disc in playstation and run the game" ass thread
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>>34085619
>For the LADIES
Yes because I definitely believe that there's women on this male dominated website and those women are channelling their problem solving (masculine trait) to strategize how to claim a man by way of thread on 4chan. Lol.

On the 1% chance it's true, here is the cheat-sheet on how to win a man. Don't spread it to the other girls as they will be competition:

>The way to a man's heart:
Through his stomach
>The way to a man's mind:
Through his nasty PP.
Cook a nice meal and then embrace in bed. Or to put it more bluntly: Keep his belly full and his balls empty. Congratulations you just tamed a man for life, he will now hunt down a big shiny rock for you to put on your finger.

Obviously I'm being blunt for dramatic affect, but ask any single man to be as honest and possible and ask if this is the cheat-code to his soul and he will nod a resounding "Yes". You do that for him and you become Queen of his jungle in an instant. Just don't do that female neuroticism where you worry if he doesn't care about who you are as a person or whether or not his loyalty can be bought easily by another woman using this same spell on him. Men are private thinkers, they will sing praises about you and adore you and only you in their mind for doing the absolute impossible that most women fuck up: Keeping it simple and peaceful. You pull that off and you go from being 'just a chick' to 'the woman of his life'
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>>34085619
the best advice about getting men? don't. they are more trouble than they are worth
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>>34085619
Exist and youll get dick. Unless you have way too many compounding negatives. If you want a GOOD man:
>dont be fat
>DO shower daily and wear fresh clean clothes
>don't be ungroomed (unbrushed/styled hair, bushy eyebrows, unibrow, hairy pits and legs)
>don't have unnatural hair color
>don't have tattoos
>don't have have or body piercings
>don't have mountains of debt
>don't have a substance/alcohol problem
>don't have a reputation for going through men quickly
>don't continue communicating with exes
>don't whine constantly
>don't let your family/friends use/abuse you
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>>34085920
This is the same advice they give us for getting women
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>>34085943
See the first bit. Unless shes all if these or most she can get dick just not a husband.
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>>34085619
Where are the women seeking me, I'm lonely now
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I bet a hundred dollars the only advice here that'll be listened to is that from the hardcore guys and everything else will be thrown away.
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For women
1. Approach men
1.a have several men lined up at a time to choose from the best of them that reply

>The way to a man's heart:
>Through his stomach
>The way to a man's mind:
>Through his nasty PP.
It works for a while until you realize that men are humans with personal tastes outside the bedroom, social obligations that he favors and a preference in lifestyle he wants to live. Some can be kept as dogs but again, that depends on the man.
I'd say keeping is when he feels that his woman is on his side and supportive of what he wants. A simplified explanation but I've always seen it as a natural phenomenon when the guy is worthy
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>>34086453
As for the actual process, study pre-biblical literature, particularly when there's several men competing to marry the same woman. The results are pretty much guaranteed (happy ending isn't)
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>>34086453
>I'd say keeping is when he feels that his woman is on his side and supportive of what he wants.
Strange. As a man I don't need much of that from the woman. I'm happy to fight my own battles and I don't require much support to chase what I want. Though when the woman does help, I don't fuss and graciously accept it. Just saying it's not a necessity for me and I presume a lot of men feel similar because men are problem solvers, and we generally prefer being the only problem solver in a relationship.

Women are excellent problem seekers though. I don't mean that as a put-down either, their ability to find problems to verbalize (what retards call 'nagging') is extremely beneficial to the long term survival of a marriage or a family unit for example. Because problem solver gets to move more obstacles so long as woman tells him where they are.
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>>34086587
What you said isn't contrary. If your goal is long-term survival of a family unit you're going to want someone who agrees its a good idea and has a net positive contribution by nagging or whatever you're trying to say.
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>>34086883
Isn't that every woman? Going along and agreeing with whatever the man has to say?
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>>34086907
No. Same problem with food and sex. Following the consensus leads to long-term failure.
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>>34086961
Why would it lead to long term failure?



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