A few months ago, Instagram's algorithm showed me a really pretty girl. I decided to Google her name, and her LinkedIn profile came up. Today, I saw she posted an Instagram story with my name censored (LinkedIn notifies you when someone views your profile), but I realized it was me. The thing is, I have a kind of funny last name, and the story she posted was about that. Should I reply and try to take advantage of the situation? Or would that make me seem like a stalker?
>>34087181Are you fat ugly and short?
>>34087185Fortunately not, I'm quite ugly tho
>>34087223Hmm. How ugly? Jew rat ugly or Jaykwan ugly? You may just be able to go for it.Nah I'm jk do not or She'll doxx you online as a creep and youll be infamous
>>34087263Yes, maybe you're right. I should learn from my mistakes; next time I should use an account with a fake name. I flew too close to the sun and got burned.I hate my life
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>>34087181I don't see the problem. "This is the real life Joe Blifiblik here. Since you find me so fascinating, maybe we should meet."
>>34087181George?? George costanza??? I can't believe it! I can't believe it's you oh my GOD! can we get a picture together or something? "KRAMERRRR!! I CAN'T HAVE ANY SAUCE ON MY BAGELS"
