How do I get a 6'3" blonde hair blue eyed Slavic femdom gf?
You don't. What you described is a fantasy and that doesn't align with reality.
>>34087411Confidence is key.
>>34087411Best you can do is a Balkan tranny
>>34087411tan your balls and cold approach
>>34087434Come one man, there's at least one out there.
>>34087573Not for you.
>>34088136But I'm American, free greencard.
>>34087411Money, money and a lot of money.
>>34088263How much money? Like USD per year.
>>34088270You will need to be a top tier earner, Slavic woman are massive whores and will do anything and anyone for money. She could very well destroy you, so take care.
>>34088289You say this from experience?
>>34088321Never had a gf, but I am Slavic, also heard stories how Russian woman would fuck you if you buy them a bottle of vodka and a chocolate bar, and some of them were married. Also heard stories how woman will divorce you and take your shit, if that woman is hot she can take your shit and have another guy financing her way more easy.
>>34088289Slavic women think 20 000€ a year is a huge income. I know because i live among slavs.
>>34088362If you live in Slavic country, if you live in the west not so much.
>>34087411I'm 6'2 but looking for a fwb instead of a bf. Where u from?
>>34089194>>34088152You're american so it's more likely you are obese or overweight. Are you?
Here are some photos of what kind of women I am looking at
>>34089320A cosplayer?
>>34089200No I weigh 165lbs and I'm 6ft tall.>>34089320>>34089323>>34089329You could have said you're not OP man.
>>34089482>You could have said you're not OP man.Typical. I remember once i replied to a similar post and someone impersonated me and gave OP their discord. I wonder what happened later.We have a similar bmi btw
>>34088362I make more than that at my current piece of shit dead end job. Then again stuff here in the US is more expensive so there's that to consider.
>>34089194Not OP, but he's not shooting his shot. Any chance you're in Germany?
>>34089535I'm in Poland so close enough
>>34087411Why do you want her to be so tall? That's the most unrealistic requirement.
>>34089674I'll add you in the morning. It'll be a new account for safety reason.>It's honestly probably a bit far to make a fwb thing work though. Whatever happens in the end I'd still like to talk/get to know each other.(I copied your username so if you're parnoid like me you can feel free to delete the reply)
>>34089713Sure thing, talking sounds nice in any case.>(I copied your username so if you're parnoid like me you can feel free to delete the reply)Hell yeah. Love me some paranoia. Goodnight, sleep well!
>>34087411Go to Russia/Ukraine and don't be a violent deadbeat drunk.This will instantly put you in the top 1% of men. My favourite drinking buddy got a gf this way, and now he isn't allowed to drink when she is home.
>>34089993Well I don’t drink and I have a full time job so I guess I’m already there. But it sounds like I’d have to get a job overseas. Can US citizens even go to Russia right now? Does this work in Poland?
>>34087411Find a girl and give her:>Blond wig>Blue contacts>Whip>Platform shoesIf she accepts all these gifts, then she is either slavic or close enough for you to not know the difference.
>>34089993>just get a mail order bride that will dump your ass as soon as she gets the green card, bro!
>>34087411remember that one metroid modder who also was a cosplayer, women are great
>>34092018>If she accepts all these gifts, then she is either slavic or close enough for you to not know the difference.I feel like there's some Slavic women lore that I am not privy to, educate me. Also I feel like Slavs are mostly blonde, maybe it's just the ones I see online, but they've got to be one of the most blonde groups out there.
>>34092042>women are greatTrue, but they don't give me attention.
>>34087411You can't, Sanjay.
>>34093766I'm a white American.
>>34092215Most Russian women have Rusiy (inbetween blonde and brown) hair
>>34098678That's blonde by American standards.