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Yeah I have a skin tag that's red, now purple, and it sort of blew up last night and is bleeding now, what do I do?
I feel so helpless. Long story short, I want to be better. For myself, for my fiancee, for my future life and kids. But I keep being lazy and falling into bad habits. I'm just helpess to make good decisions for myself. No discipline. How the heck do I get moving? And do good (study, workout) and avoid bad (gaming, tv).
>>34100362I really liked this artist's style but when I followed her online, I discovered that they very commonly draw absolutely repugnant fetish porn. Very disappointing how some people with solid drawing skills will lower themselves to such levels.
Women, do you really expect regular/frequent sex in a relationship? I'm a virgin and I think I'd be too lazy to fuck a lot. Don't have the highest and most consistent libido either. I kind of just want a female best friend who I fuck sometimes.
How do you balance having a diet for cutting whilst having a partner that enjoys cooking food/going out for food a lot?
>>34100373all of this dude's porn is either blacked or cuck or mind control rape lol
>>34100383a-HEM
>>34100385I didn't mean to quote the other gross post lol
If your gf doesn’t want you to look at porn because she’s jealous of other women what are you supposed to do? Is yaoi okay since there’s no other women?
>>34100381Yes thats what I was referring to. Disgusting. I don't know how you can draw that to make a living and look yourself in the mirror in the morning.
>>34100394If you really need to jerk off that badly, that's your first issue. If you're with a girl and have sex with her regularly, you don't need to jack off.
>>34100395I guess money really is that alluring. Or the artist also has that fetish, who knows. Part of me wishes I could interview someone like that.
I'LL NEVER STOP DRINKING BORG ON THE BOAT, BABY!
>>34100397I do once a day but that’s definitely not enough.
>>34100401having a major humiliation/blacked/cuck etc fetish is even worse than drawing it for cynical reasons lmao
>>34100394MYou could have a little self-control, self-respect and respect for her and abstain from porn.It’s not like it’s a vitamin or anything. Get a grip, coomer.
>>34100381Mmmm, my favorite kind of porn <3
>>34100394Have sex. Love on your gf affectionately.
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
Atoga in a nutshell
My life is so strange. I wish it was neat and tidy. I hate people and health issues that have ruined it all
>>34100423>Which among you women wants to stop being hated?>Which among you women are willing to stop being shitty people to warrant no longer being hated?
>>34100378Be on a soup kick. Tell her to freeze pucks for you.
>>34100427Aww what did those nasty wahmen do to you my wittle crybaby
>>34100435they said i was ugly! >:(
I’m feeling very down right now
Women who like big dicks, what's a good way a man can let you know that he has a big dick? I'm assuming that you're not always playing luck of the draw.
>>34100435They amde fun me and say no sex. >:ꓷ
>>34100454I've been feeling like this for the past decade don't make a big fuss about it and if you're wondering im a straight arrow when it comes to working out, supplements and all that crap and it doesn't help at all i just like having the v shape and abs.
>>34100454What's got you down?
>>34100401Dear Jazzie podcast did an interview on a very well known fatfur artist, which while not the same thing, does give an insight on the reasons for such things.The reason is very shocking, thoughIt Turns her onThat's literally it. She's just into it. Always has been, doesn't know why.
my mom just texted me how im doingand im just crying
>>34100435>>34100443I've gotten more compliments on my appearence in the last few years than in my entire life.Its really weird.I'm shaving less often, haven't cut my hair in ages (i have a war that just won't fucking go away I need rid of first; yes I've tried freezing it) Not sure if its because I'm talking to people more even if its mostly just>Ey, alright?>Yea, you alright>YeaOr I just accidentally found a look that suits me
>>34100486Woman coded post. What are you even crying about idiot you're playing on tutorial mode.
>>34100495Chad not replying is literally traumatizing for foids. Please understand.
Do you guys and girls wanna do a book club next year
The masculine urge to do milk.
Depressed
>>34100499why does the smaller one look so uncomfortable
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>Muslim women telling you about how much women’s role is respected in Islam>Muslim men being the biggest misogynist and slutshamers I’ve ever seen, while acting horny all the time.I’m starting to think that the Imam gives two different sermons during men and women’s prayers.
>>34100499Do flat women feel envious of other women with bigger boobs? The same way short men feel about taller men?
>>34100506Stop amalgaming fat with bald.It’s your fault you’re fat. You can’t do anything about being bald.
>>34100495no actual text from my mom
>>34100373>>34100395JH is right on this one. Interracial can be hot because of the color difference, but why the fuck does it have to be tied in with the most retarded bullshit mockery of other races, defilement, and infidelity in porn?
>>34100505Because she's getting titmogged.
>>34100509No amount of theological conditioning will fix the cultural and genetic shortcomings of the Islamic world, anon. Imam can't be blamed for not working miracles.
>>34100505The 'joy' of being sucked into your older sister's tiktok shit because you also have boobs.
Think I saw demon possession today. Some guy started cursing out a fat middle aged woman who was just sitting on a bench.
>>34100511I don’t care about being short, only women’s disrespect affect me.
>>34100514Because the entire fetish is based on insecurity, fear confirmation and sexual impotence. The only reason race gets roped in is because the men look extremely different so it adds to the element of "desirable thing = not me".
>>34100514There's a large number of those who have a humiliation kinkWomen's humiliation kink comes from being a secret dirty minded white while presenting as a prudeMen with humiliation kinks apparently get off mostly to racial humiliation
>>34100521You see it every day whether or not you realize it, even in the mirror sometimes
I’m afraid for 2026 I think it’s going to be the worst year ever and this was just the appetizer
>>34100520I’m pretty sure it’s the younger sister who’s doing the tiktok. Are you blind?
>>34100511As a gay dude who talks to both genders about this guy of shit a lot, yes and no.Women do get envious of tit size, but not universally. A lot of women don't really care. Its pretty common for women with HUGE tits to be jealous of those with smaller tits because being constantly ogled and having massive weights on your chest 24/7 isn't as pleasent as men seem to think it is. Men also like tits in general. There's a preference for big ones, but most men just like tits. And women beyond like 25 tend to be mature enough to understand this. And a lot of women I know with smaller tits just squat for huge asses instead, which is really easy for women to achieve. On the other hand, women statistically near universally in the entire world prefer taller men. And standing near a taller man is something you as a man are going to notice much more than a woman near bigger breasts. They have to look down to see those. You can tell a taller man is taller stood next to him without even looking, just through the corner of your eye. Its THE main thing men can't change about themselves that women set standards for (no, penis size is not comparable, height is visible fully clothed from a distance).So while both can get jealous of this, one is not really "like" the other
>>34100362If a chick says that she doesn't really use dating apps for long term. And says that she just meets people on it once and that's it. Does that mean she just uses it for constant one night standsAlso when she says it's mentally challenging and implying that you need to prepare yourself .What does she mean by that?
>>34100532her vag is more open than a waterfall
Would you date someone who is cursed?
>>34100531Huge ass are impratical.You ever tried to fuck someone from behind and didn’t know how to posistion your self, because their ass was too big?At least you can fuck a pair of tits.
>>34100531penis size can kill a loving relationship via dead bedroom thoughits bad in its own way, not as bad as manlethood but its in the conversation imo
>>34100534Is this just the norm of how things are done these days? And when she says she its mentally challenging what would she mean by that.If she goes on a "date" just to see someone one and done, does that mean she could be potentially hooking up with multiple guys a week? Should I have tried to get in on this action and tried the "casual" thing instead of revealing that when I date someone I tend to look long term/end game.It actually threw me off because I thought she was kind of a "good girl" type with cool nerdy hobbies etc. but I guess you never know. Had a little crush on her and vibed with her but kind of feel weird.
Where do you learn about investments and get good at it?Like, I know you have to know about market prediction for stocks, but how do you get it?Where can I learn about bonds, ETFs and stuff?
Is it fucking unfair that even the ugliest girl can get sex in an instant
>>34100537This is an insane micropenis self-report bro. Please be baiting.
>>34100544it is fucking unfair that i cant strike primal fear in your heart just by existing near you
>>34100535I would probably try to break the curse.
>>34100537>You ever tried to fuck someone from behind and didn’t know how to posistion your self, because their ass was too big?Nope, but I don't have a small penis.
>>34100544>raccoon: is it fucking unfair that humans can grab trash to eat in an instantThe sexual market imbalance is caused by men being so universally horrible in bed that women go out of their way to avoid dick
>>34100514I'm sort of a hypocrite, though, since I also find roleplay regarding ownership and stuff hot in a separate way, but they're still superficially connected in a way.>>34100535Need more info on the curse.
>>34100545nta but I have a similar issue from being fat, maybe that's their case tooOther positions I can hit the cervix but from behind it's stomach on ass
>>34100543smart people used to write their ideas in these things called books
>>34100551You have no idea how the real world works woman have it insanely easy
>>34100555>woman haveGo back to whatever shit-filled street you came from, fucking worthless ESL maggot
>>34100556Retarded monkey
How do I know if I’m actually an unpleasant person? I feel truly evil most days but then people think I’m not that bad and I don’t know what to think because sometimes they do get mad at me and I’m worried I’m going to chase away everyone who cares about me by being annoying
>>34100537..does this actually happen if ur a smaller guy? i thought that was just a joke... fuck my life lol
>>34100537>>34100564Does this happen if you’re average?
>>34100555What part do you disagree with? I know I can get casual sex within an hour if I want it. I don't want it because men are shit in bed. If men were good in bed, women would want to fuck men, it would be easy for men to get laid, women would need to compete by being attractive, but, alas.
>>34100535Not enough info to go off of.
>>34100567Have you tried opening your mouth in bed, dumb cunt?
>>34100551men don't have to be picky, we aren't at risk of being hamstringed for 9 months and responsible for someone for 18 years because we had sex with some broad out of town.Complaining about "fairness" in sexuality is the most onions shit. We aren't biologically the same, there never was going to be fairness.
>>34100561Do you have some sort of personality disorder or something?>I feel truly evil most daysWhy do you feel this way? Are you male or female? Just asking because this can kind of change social tolerance for this stuff. I've done similar and also know people like this and usually the biggest issue is that they're so wrapped up in their mental loops that they cant talk about anything else but are otherwise fine people.If you're having to ask, it means that on some level you have identified this pattern. If it feels awful for you inside your own mind, then projecting it outward at others probably feels awful for them as well, even if they like you.I'm not sure that I or most people here can give you great advice on this stuff, I'd just get irl mental help if you're open to it, and look into dbt, cbt, or other things in that vein that help with these kinds of things.
>>34100374No
>>34100575The Queen of unpleasant people right here
>>34100570I feel very hyper aware of everything I do but sometimes I don’t and I get scared that I lost control or somethingI want to be happy and fun all the time but feel so guilty every time I am upset and I take it out on someone else, even they were the one who caused me to be upset>>34100575I don’t I’m female
>>34100551>never get sex>expected to be extremely good at it with zero experience and also not need to learn anythingyour fault not ours
>>34100575Wtf Gary?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edjD0jHFinc
>>34100561>How do I know if I’m actually an unpleasant personI used to worry about this a lot and have a lot of doubts that my friends actually liked me. Sadly, it wasn't until there were some truly unpleasant people in my social circle that I could realize that there were people around me who actually liked having me around. Things you should be asking yourself:>Are you getting invited to do stuff with other people?>Does a group chat die the moment you are added?>Observe the body language of people when they greet you, and how they greet others in the friend group. Do they look happy to see you? Is it the same as others, or different in a positive or negative way?>Do people gossip to you? This is especially true of women.There's times I'll backslide into doubt because the last 5 messages I got were memes from various friends from all over the world. But you have to remember that people have lives they have to live on their own. You won't always be front and center, just like you won't be thinking of them every day.Hope this helps.
>>34100580>I feel very hyper aware of everything I do but sometimes I don’t and I get scared that I lost control or something>I want to be happy and fun all the time but feel so guilty every time I am upset and I take it out on someone else, even they were the one who caused me to be upsetNah, don't think I could date someone like that.
Girls:Which phrase is more suitable to convey hurtful feelings (regret and shame) and which one is better for confessing Im in love her?>I cant stop thinking about you>I cant get you out of my head
My friends are gas lighting me into thinking a girl has a thing for me, when my gut tells me she doesn't. Its annoying me.
>>34100589neither of these are good for an apology wtf
>>34100578I mean yeah, I'm pretty unpleasant but its an awful way to live and at this point I've lost anything interesting about me and want to kill myself every day. And I have to see people doing the same or worse and it makes me sad. But that's life, it can get better.>>34100580Well your social group is likely one that runs off of mutual support, so people will put up with more of this stuff before they really get tired of you. The good news is that you have a lot of wiggle room for actual support even if you do fuck it up from time to time.
>>34100589That's saying the same thing. Stop doing drugs.
>>34100589lol
https://youtu.be/SbQu55bMvZs?t=1566Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>34100593STOP GARYhttps://youtu.be/6fMgoya1eIg?si=saqqaIS57cDR4c89&t=115
>>34100600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svtx1B2zB3o
>>34100586Thank youI think about this too, like people want to talk to me and go out of their way to spend time with me, but sometimes I’m worried their just doing it to be nice>>34100587I wasn’t asking if you would date me.
>>34100599This is all I ever wanted from men. I don't want to be seen for my sex organs first. Thank you. Finally.
>>34100603>I wasn’t asking if you would date me.Yes you were...? Unless you've replied to the wrong post.
>>34100606Weird, my bad
how many women ITT could handle being in a relationship with no PIV sex?
I realized hanging out with my bf's family that people are shocked how often I go to the movies. I go about once or twice a week. It's my favorite thing to do. Curious to know how often you guys go. My bf's brother's wife said she hadn't been all year. That blew my mind.
>>34100610Nope.
I just found out about teratomas.Incredibly repulsive, but fascinating.Don't look up pictures if you are eating or easily shocked.It's a tumor with hair, muscle mass and sometimes even things like teeth. And apparently 1 in 30000 newborns have them, though they might not develop big and can be benign.
I feel like an idiot being sad about a girl, about the idea of it, about the night we spent and having to see her again every other week knowing she disrespected meI feel like an idiot having to feel like this while i shouldn't0-5 i drink pre workout and go to the gym6-9 i stay
Men, does it make you mad to watch women relaxing?
>>34100610Not me.
>>34100617No.
>>34100591What you do recommend instead?
>>34100612local theater is one of those artsy expensive ones and films started sucking around 2014 so I don't go anymore, last movie I saw was dune
>>34100618>>34100613thats v disheartening but ty for answering friends
>>34100612Maybe once a month or two. I used to go to the rep house cinema pretty regularly to see old movies
Women, why don't you just date women?
>>34100612I think I went just the one time this year.I love those theaters that have restaraunt food.
>>34100622Sex is integral to a romantic relationship.
>>34100617Why would it?
>>34100617BV relaxing looks like the painting Benefits Supervisor Sleeping by Lucian Freud.
>>34100626I'm shy.
>>34100622Why are you opposed to vaginal sex?
>>34100613Aren't you bi?
>>34100630>anon giving the feeder moids a painting to jerk it toClassy
>>34100626I associate "dating" with negative things. I have sex and kiss and cuddle with my bestie though
Women who hate their own booba and want to get rid of them is one of the most depressing things to hear. Like, do these women who are mutilating their bodies with tattoos, piercings, and mastectomies' have to be really so stuck in their cultish worldview that hating their own natural form that they fail to realize that it's obviously unhealthy of the mind? "I do it for myself" ie. you do it because you hate yourself (well obviously not the case for all piercings and tattoos, we know when there's a difference). That's sad. There was nothing to hate about yourself.
>>34100633Nta but I have a small ppI feel embarrassed having to impose it on women
>>34100628yea I get it now thank you>>34100633i have a very small penis and the idea of having sex normally is not a positive thought for me
>>34100634Yes
>>34100639>imposeThere's nothing imposing about it
>>34100617how is this tripfag so off about everything all the time. what kind of question is that? like what about it would make me mad
>>34100612Not that oftenMaybe on $5 night I'll see a blockbusterI saw Avatar a couple of weeks ago and it sucked
>>34100639>>34100640How small
>>34100640Then be accomodating in ways.There are some women who won't care or even prefer it, but can you say you will never hope to have any sexual interaction with her?
>>34100647Idk i haven't measuredAround 5 inches?
>>34100621Films started sucking when the MeToo witch hunt began. The established actresses all made their millions and suddenly they all remembered they got abused in the past lmao
>>34100621>films started sucking around 2014What made them start sucking for you? Have you tried non western cinema?>>34100627I used to love the Alamo but they've sucked since selling out to sony.
>>341006473-ish inches or so and not very thick at all>>34100648i never said im totally opposed to sexual contact i just dont want her to ever have to see or touch it. im willing to just give oral and stuff i just dont know if that works long-term
>>34100638I mean, power to them. They use the tissue to study. Same with transfems that literally donate their dick and balls.
>>34100615I have looked that up before, very metal
>>34100645I liked Avatar 3 but I like the series in general.
>>34100649That's pretty vague. The difference between 5 inches and 5.5 inches is like 30% of all men.
>>34100612I'm a millenial and when I was younger I used to go in for the cheaper matinee showings solo, throw myself down starfish style across 6 seats in the center of the theater, and just vibearound 2016 the movies started to be so unbearable I had my first couple walkouts where I literally realized I'd be happier in the parking lot than what was going on, and a few years after that, I just stopped going. I went back for Furiosa since then, but that's it...
>>34100629That pic mindfucked me for a moment
>>34100649>>34100652Those aren't even bad. I'd do that if that were him.
>>34100638I'm just so tired of feeling this massive. I want to look frail and ethereal not fertile and solid.
>>34100657And yet women only enjoy sex with 7 inches or more, if you can't touch the cervix she's going to cheat on you
>>34100564It happened to me and I’m about 7". I had to bend her in a specific way, and bend my self in such a weird manner in order to penetrate her, that I lost my erection while fucking her. She wasn’t nice about it either.>>34100566Yes
>>34100662shut the fuck up doomfag
>>34100657Again I haven't measure but it's not big and I fail the toilet paper roll test so it's not girthyI don't want any women to see it
>>34100655>metalImagine if you grew metal tumors in your body. That's dystopian scifi shit.Those fucking stones that may happen are "metal" enough for me.
>>34100658Can you name a movie that really upset you?
>>34100656The villain was a decent concept but they just redid the final battle in the last oneAnd it looks so much worse
>>34100666what if one could grow gold tumors tho, sounds lucrative
>>34100660i dont wanna get too into it but i had a very humiliating and traumatizing experience with a woman that relates to my penis size and i just never wanna have to risk that or deal with it again which was why i made my first post
>>34100659I'm more confused by your confusion.>>34100662Pic related.>>34100665Insecurity tends to be a bigger turn off than whatever it is you're insecure about, anon. You're probably average or close to it.
>>34100612They have kids right? Once you pop out those suckers having fun and going to events is like a once every three month thing.
>>34100669I imagine it would take a lot of time to grow, since the body needed to intake and convert a ton of metallic material.But if that was somehow possible to forcibly induce, you know we'd have entire farms of people who were forced to grow them...I should write this idea down in case I ever need it for a horrific dystopian idea.
>>34100662That depend on the girl. Also you can also play with their clitoris, while you’re inside them.
>>34100651Damn, that's a shame. I wanted to try the other one out west NC after I went to the one by DC. Almost had a date there but the guy I was talking to revealed he was positive so I nuked the plans.
>>34100612I saw Birdman when it came out. Nothing interesting has been released since
>>34100675You’re telling me I’m enjoying my life as much as a dad, without the benefits of having kids?
>>34100667I walked out on The Great Wall, nu Star Wars (again and again), Demolition (jake... u failed me), Zoolander 2, Suicide Squad, uh... there was a lot. I lost track, it was truly awful
>>34100651I might try eurofilms. I just miss how things used to be
>>34100671Yes clearly I'm just insecure and women don't care about size, Mr. 7 Inch Cock
>>34100665Mine goes in but it’s tight and kinda annoying to slide in.Is this bad?
>>34100678oh god they would make gold tumor farms in china with child labor and feed them specific metal rich diets like pearl farmsthat is dystopian af, let me know if you ever write it
>>34100670That's understandable and I'm sorry.
>>34100680I should specify I lived in Austin and those were great. I moved back to the east coast two years ago and the Boston one really sucks. Barely anything unique and terrible showtimes.
>>34100374>Women, do you really expect regular/frequent sex in a relationship?Yes. It's also insulting that you expect me at your own leisure but would not acquiesce a woman with a higher sex drive.>>34100378>How do you balance having a diet for cutting whilst having a partner that enjoys cooking food/going out for food a lot?Portion control, or work with her to build meals around your dietary needs.>>34100509It's copium>>34100610>how many women ITT could handle being in a relationship with no PIV sex?I could, for obvious reasons.>>34100626>Women, why don't you just date women?Way ahead of you
>>34100688the hope is that it doesn't fit but being on the line is passable. women do not care enough
>>34100687Do I look like I'm swimming in women over here?
>>34100427Women don't actually care about being hated by men. Heterosexual relationships have been built around male needs, sure, women can still get something out of them, but a hetero relationship benefits the woman on like a 20% and the man on a 80%. Women don't require a male in their lives to survive like they did before, which was the leading motive for marrying. Now that you don't need to marry to live, why would you do it? Being with a man is more of a chore than a fulfilling act. It's only men who care about being hated by women, because men need women to live, since they've been promised that they'd have a sentimental and sexual needs slave from childhood, now that abscence feels too painful. Too bad, should've been born earlier kek.
>>34100689It reminds me of the synopsis of this book I bought some time ago but haven't started yet:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tender_Is_the_Flesh
>>34100684If kids are something you desire than yeah sorry buddy. If you don't enough their presence, you won't get much out of them. That's why people always try and lie and say "it's different when its yours" that good fortune wears off really quickly.
>>34100652>3-ish inches or so
>>34100670are you the anon that was instructed by their mom to do penis exercises and was administered herbal supplements by the school nurse by order of your mother?
I just want to be normal I want to feel normal for one day of my life
>>34100695You have your anxiety issue keeping you from irl womenBut how many femanons have asked you for bulge pics?
>>34100685Well, I think I found your problem...
>>34100701yeah its over ik>>34100702lmao no but that is kinda hilarious i wont lie
>>34100697whew, now thats dark af a lot to unpack in that synopsis lolthere could be some human trafficking aspect to it too where they collect the kids for the gold farms from baby hatches
>>34100362She's hotter flat.
>>341007063 inches is average. Don't listen to him. Just be yourself and be nice to women, they don't care about size.
>>34100704I don't think I've had anyone request pics in the last year. Dick is not the hot commodity you think it is.
>>34100692>bostonEhhhh yeah idk about that one having potential unless they do more theater kid events. Because that's just New York for you.
Men with bad taste in movies/ music are an automatic deal breaker for me.
>>34098975>>34099862>QT is not here to harass her>swiss being a shithead again because QT isn't hereI barely know who she is or what this has to do with me lmaoBut yeah I've been busy IRLMerry Xmas season everyone and a happy new year!!
>>34100712You've still had the requests tho
>>34100694I can get mine halfway in the toilet roll but then it gets too thick.
>>34100714your standards are way too high then. men don't dump women just because they get suckered into liking <current popular thing> in music or film. they just nod and support them in having their fun. letting someone you like have bad taste is part of having relationships.
>>34100715>XmasYou're a muslim?
>>34100374>Women, do you really expect regular/frequent sex in a relationship?Yeah. I enjoy sex very much. Ideally I'd want it 4 times a week to daily.
Plap
>>34100717good enough, don't worry about it dude.
>>34100714Is there any hope for me, officer?>>34100716That has little to do with the size. Nobody's going to request pics from you if you're all insecure about it and moaning about how bad it is.
looking for a place to rent for uni. The circled brown area is a wastewater treatment plan. Am I retarded for considering renting a bedroom in one of those homes/townhomes (green) for the semester?
>>34100718This.No man would get sex if they didn't date retarded bitches who think that Taylor Swift is the greatest artist ever and 50 shades of grey is the greatest movie.
>>34100706look, anon, it looks hopeless, but I want to give you hope.Have you tried jelqiing and other dick exercises?Have tried to improve your vascularization?
>>34100714Seems like you just want a gf with a dick
>>34100714Sorry I don't want to listen to Taylor Swift all day>>34100703Being normal is gay>>34100656Avatar was one of the movies of all time>>34100617No>>34100612I go like twice a year with people, I'd rather just pirate at homeThat's sweet tho (:
>>34100718You don't understand though. Film is my life and music is close behind that. I constantly think, watch discuss movies. I'll be obsessed with a new movie I've seen for weeks on end and can't stop bringing it up. I need a partner that can match that and be down to go to the movies a lot. Care about physical media collection. To me, its like dating someone when one person wants kids and another doesn't. Just incompatible on a base level.
>>34100722I'd be surprised if many guys could not get the head in, because that's not usually the thickest part of the dick. You'd need to have like 6.5"+ girth to not to fit the head in at all.
>>34100638What would you say to someone who genuinely feels better when they bind their chest? For me it brings me a comfort and security that I don't usually feel with my body, and I don't think about my tits that much. I've mostly dissociated from them, but if I think about it too hard, I'm just sad that I never got to have a normal body. I wish I could have this mindset about it, but thinking like that doesnt fix the issue for me.
>>34100703I just want to be normal because normal guys get bitches
>>34100719>You're a muslimLmao noI got a bath bomb for Xmas not a bomb
>>34100724how much of a spoiled cunt are you exactly?
>>34100724there are emission standards for places like that. what matters is how well they actually follow the rules. if nobody is enforcing the rules then it can be nasty. you can just sit around for a day for a smell test. if it passes the smell test then it can be better than your average socal homeless alley or greasy fastfood dump or euro street. also weed stank in low income rent housing is typically a worse blight anyway
>>34100711>they don't care about size.Nta my dick is 15cm and when I told that a woman, she was happy to hear that because it'd fill and stretch her out properly.That was one of the hottest things I've ever been told desu.>>34100708Are we going to incorporate the chinese baby towers somehow? lol
>>34100723>Is there any hope for me, officer?Not great champ. I'll give you grace and guess you're young. Animation is fantastic but try to branch out a bit, even to some lesser known styles. >>34100728>Sorry I don't want to listen to Taylor Swift all dayI could honestly only name one T swift song if a gun was put to my head.>>34100728Fair, I guess its not for everyone.
>>34100626I like men and also dicks.>>34100615I had one. Very unfun.
>>34100732wow it's cool that you can bind them up and feel comfortable but also have nice booba at other times.
>>34100738>Not great champ. I'll give you grace and guess you're young.Not quite.>Animation is fantastic but try to branch out a bitI watch plenty of movies. Animated ones just tend to speak to me the most for whatever reason. Maybe I have an easier time getting immersed in them.
>>34100726im not at a size where that would ever really fix the problem fundamentally. also if i need to spend my entire existence just pulling on my penis and shit every day like its a gym regimen id rather just not deal with it entirely lol
>>34100715It was so very nice not having your narc shit around
>lose weight and you will find a gf!>you need a perfect hairline to find a gf!>no only the fat and bald ones are married!>you need a 10 incher to pleasure women!>the smaller the better dont worry :Dits all so bothersome
>>34100723Enough, this talk is getting us nowhere. Produce it at once, free it from its sheath, let it slam onto the granite counter hard enough to make the floor vibrate. Whore.
>>34100735Why? It's literally right next to it. It's reasonable to be concerned. >>34100736I see. Sadly I can't check right now since I am not in town and won't be for another week. I am having a friend tour the place though, but I presume it won't be representative of how it smells at all times
>>34100731yeah yeah you fellas just need to relax about it. I can't fit the tip while flaccid, but what does that mean? nothin. nothing. dick size isn't that important
>>34100747>It's reasonable to be concerned.no it's not, grow up
>>34100739I believe that, was it when you were still a child or only discovered later?Please tell a bit more, if you feel comfortable with sharing.
I've been on a few dates with this girl and she just told me she's a virgin. Assuming she's telling the truth, is that a red or green flag? I can't really tell. We're both in our late 20s.
>>34100734Say Christmas
>>34100749ignore this guy. anyone who's gonna give the "living around stink is part and parcel" attitude is some kind of subhuman
>>34100743Wow rudeAnyway I prolly won't be back til next year (lolol) much to your delight I'm sure, have a good one peeps
>>34100744look, we're just saying nobody is going to be disappointed if you aren't horse-sized down there except JH
>>34100740>nice boobaI grew up fat and have gained and lost weight a few times so I have the tits of a 60 year old. Which doesnt help that I didn't even want them on my body in the first place. I'd rather just remove them and wear one of those fake boob prob things if I want to fill out an outfit.
>>34100750Found out when I was about 11, removed when I was 30 because it got too big and hurt a ton. Got to 2" across.Unpleasant/10. Managed to keep my ovary but took them like 8 hours of surgery.
>>34100714How cooked am I?
>>34100753No>>34100751Not everthing is a flag lol, it's good that she was honest with you, at least I presume she's bring honest
>>34100751green but you gotta change your approach if you weren't serious about it. you can't hit it and quit it now. you gotta be in it for real. sex after marriage
>>34100741Mind Game (2004)Waltz With Bashir (2008)Apollo 10 1 2 (2022)A few recs for you
Are all toilet rolls even the same size?
>>34100757proves his point that booba removers are just self-hating with mental complex. person needs love and help so she doesn't hate herself, not surgery
>>34100765>Waltz With BashirShooting and Crying bullshit, from this movie you'd think the worst part of Sabra and Shatila was this it made some IDF soldiers sad.
>>34100744The "you need [number] [stat] to receive gf" advice is from men, all of whom are autistic cunts. It's projection seeing as their preferences for women are indeed pure values like age, BMI, body count, cup size, etc whereas women select for survival which includes abstractions like adaptability, drive, problem-solving, social skills, all of which manifest in subtler ways.
>>34100760All decent to great movies except for Mama Mia but I've never seen it so I'll hold judgement. Nothing too different or special but that's ok. The fact that you made a list of favorites means you care.
>>34100766vary by up to half an inch but no more. that's why it's really not a thing to be hung up on anyway
Normal girls have boyfriends Normal girls don’t have adult acne Normal girls like partying Normal girls act normal and arent stressed 24/7
My New Year's resolution is to stop using DoorDash. I've already deleted the app from my phone. The two big things I need to do are lose weight, and save more money. Cutting out DoorDash will help me with both of these things. What are you doing to improve yourself next year?
>>34100770It was a fascinating look into dreams and memory as well as war trauma
>>34100780Drink less. Stop getting wasted more than once a month. Make more movies and take more pictures.
>>34100758I read tailbone, testicular and ovary cancer are the most common for teratoma. So it never spread any cells through your body and metastized? At least you got that. Any lasting issues?Did they ever show you what it looked like or how much it developed...?
>>34100769I wasn't really arguing against it.>I wish I could have this mindset about it, but thinking like that doesnt fix the issue for me.It's a complex issue for me but I do think some of it comes from self hate and that if I looked more normal I could get to this point>wow it's cool that you can bind them up and feel comfortable but also have nice booba at other times.Although I do like the variety so I'd probably still bind and feel good about it at other times.
>>34100781Does it go into the trauma of the survivors of the massacre that they abetted?
>>34100780I want to get my health under control. Balance my hormones, figure out what the fuck is wrong with me. I’m worried theyll find nothing and it really all has been mental. I’ve already tested my hormones before and they came back normal. But maybe something changed. I want to use my phone and the internet less. I’m going to block a lot of apps off my phone and set a timer on my computer. I want to read more, study more, and exercise more. I want to save money, and maybe go on a date. But maybe I should avoid dating until I fix these things?
>>34100780More sex.Like, WAY more sex.
>>34100786I mean the protagonist is haunted by what he did. That's kinda more of the focus. The outlaw Josey Wales is about an ex confederate solider, but the story isn't in support of the confederacy.
>>34100783>So it never spread any cells through your body and metastized?No. It was a benign tumor, not a baddie. Just annoying and painful.My period was fucked for a year or so because it caused hormonal imbalances but I've been fine since.>Did they ever show you what it looked like or how much it developed...?No, I don't even remember the 3 days after the surgery lol
>>34100791>but the story isn't in support of the confederacy.Waltz with Bashir is in support of the IDF. It's just another kind of Israeli propaganda. "Yes we've made mistake but look at how bad we feel! That's how you know we're the good guys."
I've subjected my dick to 15 years of prone bone masturbation and probably ruined it forever
>>34100776
A big strong man laying on top of me would heal me
>>34100780I want to lose weight, and get some muscle.I want to learn how to dance.I want to be more active on instagram. I have zero pictures and I never post stories.
>>34100744There's no point in telling people that penis size isn't important. Because it's mostly binary. A dude with 1 extra inch when you're already sufficient will not matter at all whatsoever, and only runs the risk of being a direct downgrade. The only time penis size matters negatively is when you're actually too small for sex to be pleasurable. Those guys are basically doomed if we're being honest, so kind words are basically just insulting and patronizing for them. If you're above that baseline though, no amount of reassurance can help you because it's in your head to begin with.
It’s not fair I know im just PMSing right now and that’s why I’m feeling like a victim and want to wallow but it’s just so annoying. I don’t drink or smoke and I eat well and I work out and I still look and feel like shit. It’s so annoying that I can’t live my life like a normal person and always have to be worried that a slightly dirty blanket might have touched my cheek, or that I missed out on 0.5 grams of the water I need and will have stomach pain because of it. Everyone I know does whatever vice they want and they feel and look good. It’s making me so sensitive and easily irritated and just hate myself more and more. I’m supposed to be growing out of this shit I’m not a teenager anymore I feel so delayed and retarded
>>34100780rot harder
>>34100797granted
>>34100793Well, probably for the better! Glad you sruvived it though. :)
>>34100771>adaptabilitysome>drivenone>problem-solvingsome>social skillsnonefuck me man
>>34100799A 8 inch dick is different than a 6 inch dick
>>34100800thats rough, it sounds like your body is dealing with a lot of chronic stress, under which even doing everything right and much more than less stressed people doesn't work if there is any way for you to take some things off your plate, do it immediately
>>34100802That's only hot for female neets.
>>34100780Ask my parents for help with my mental health issues because I've come to realize I cannot do it alone
>>34100760>a man that likes mama mia
can’t small guys just wear strap-ons?
My wife is really close friends with this guy at her workplace. They will text each other daily. While they talk about normal topics two friends will talk about and I have no evidence of them cheating, their closeness makes me uncomfortable. Am I being paranoid?
>>34100799>A dude with 1 extra inch when you're already sufficient will not matter at all whatsoever, and only runs the risk of being a direct downgrade.How is it a downgrade?
>>34100797A big, strong woman pinning me down by my neck while fingering an orgasm out of me at Mach speed would heal me
>>34100800How old are you?
>>34100800they do all those vices and "feel and look good" because they're insensitive to feeling better and have always felt like trash; they don't know the difference. You're attuned to having greater things, feeling greater, and being better. It's the opposite of retardation, it's a higher standard in which you strive to achieve. You surpass them already in your ability to muse on these topics. Imagine being them, always feeling terrible not know it could be better, and being too simple to imagine anything more.
>>34100771to be fair, women also aren't expected to have immaculate problem solving, IQ, ambition etc. It's respected in the post-20th century world but as a baseline nobody sees it as an *ick* when the girl isnt in possession of those traits. A womans job in the relationship is not to provide, it is not to take the lead and make the choices very often. Men are expected to plan the dates, be charismatic, be competent and "step up" as people first and foremost. A man that can't do that is essentially just matter, he has none of the qualities that are associated with his gender so he stops being a man on some level.
>>34100813He doesn't have to.
>>34100814Is this bait? When did you get married and how long have you known her?
>>34100807What the fuck do I have to be stressed about? I barely do anything at work, I live with my parents who love me, and any responsibilities I have are ones I chose to have because I wanted them. The things I need off my plate are impossible to get rid of or will take months if not years to fix. I do so much to mitigate stress too I drink the stupid teas and I meditate and go on walks all the time.
>>34100822It's not bait. We are married for five years. I've known her since high school. We don't have kids.
>>34100823My god you need a fucking dick.How desperate you are.
anyone else drinking alone?
>>34100756only true if you're actually just average and insecureif you legitimately did roll a gutterball on the genetic lottery, all of the complaints and defeatism are entirely valid. any suggestion of the contrary is from people who aren't in that situation and have never lived it, as negative as that sounds
>>34100823damn you're on edge girly
>>34100814if you're paranoid you probably should be. the guy either clearly has have a chance or you wouldn't be paranoid or you would know that they would clearly hook up over your corpse or the moment he's wormed enough in her head and she decides to have a bad day with you and that's enough to break it off. make clear the lines and the consequences if they cross them
>>34100817Too old>>34100818Having high standards is bullshit I am trying to reach something that doesn’t exist and wonder why I’m upset. I should be happy with reality but instead I was born delusional>>34100827Lol I do wonder if it would be that simple. Unfortunately I cannot force anyone to like me, I wish I could. >>34100832Sorry
>>34100814Unless she has other male friends and knows how to set boundaries I would be wary
>>34100497moids are the ones who constantly bitch about this>>34100506all moids are abusive>>34100511tits are uncomfortable and ugly, i wish i had none>>34100531??? literally all moids shame women with small tits. some women prefer short moids. i think i'd want that now
femanon what do you smell like?
i did the toilet paper test again.the head goes through but it gets kinda stuck afterwards. i can try to push it in more, but it kinda hurts and gets very tight.Can I make it have more girth if I improve my vascularization?I currently don’t workout a lot( (only 1 time per week) and I am overweight.
>>34100829I'll do it on new yer's
been eating a lot of beans lately #farting #awesome #hearthealth
>>34100780>What are you doing to improve yourself next year?>continuing at the gym>mostly getting off the internet and having better opsec/being more aware of what I put online and what data I give to bad actors and companies(already got rid of my smartphone/devices, will stop social media that isnt necessary for my hobbies or work)>growing a pair and seeing a psych like I keep saying I will>continuing my music>working on projects with my bf>saving money for travel/experiences/having a family/being able to finally fully quit my job
>>34100838coffee and probably sweat
>>34100814The only responses you are gonna get are people calling you a cuck and laughing at you, or people saying you're paranoid and insecure. This is /atoga/. The reality is that without more information we can't say at all. It could be totally innocent or she could be getting railed in the bathroom daily by this man. Both of those outcomes are entirely possible from the premise you described.
>>34100838Black Orchid
>>34100843beans don't give me gas I wonder why. I get gas if I eat candy and other meh sweets. I just had this a few days ago and have been thinking about how delicious it was ever since.
>>34100511No, never growing boobs is a big relief
cuddling with a slightly stinky girl sounds really good rn
>>34100612Once or twice a year I think. Last time was Wicked For Good. >>34100626I’ve dated several>>34100638I wouldn’t call it a cult but no I don’t agree with it>>34100724Idk what that’s like
>>34100838Probably my manuka honey and rose shampoo rn. Maybe japanese cherry blossom later.With banana bread and cocacola.
>>34100860It's always about food with you, baka
Both gendersAnyone else ever feel unworthy of love/deep romantic connection? Like it sounds really dramatic and kinda self-indulgent to write that but it's the most apt description of my thoughts. The idea of loving someone but constantly knowing they had to settle for you is more upsetting than just being alone to me.
>>34100714yeah, i'm THAT guy
>>34100850Your apendix probably likes beans and dislikes corn.
>>34100552Being the one degraded racially? Or doing it to the other person?
>>34100865MYesI'm a bitter person and I'm pretty uneasy to deal withHard to talk toI don't deserve a gf
>>34100865Yea I think that’s perfectionism
>>34100867Where is Shrek 2?
>>34100859Are you back with a man? Why?
>>34100865I want to be a perfect woman but the more I try the more I realize I never will be, and that other people know I won’t be either
>>34100865Not really. It's definitely true, I'm a pretty bad person without much good going for me. But I don't actually care or get sad about it. I'm comfortable being who I am and don't feel much grief over "love".
>>34100865MA woman I used to love made me feel that way, even though I told her otherwise when we initially split up.It wasn't until way later that I met somebody who made me feel actually appreciated.
>>34100853women who smell too good are almost never good in bed
>>34100865I've felt like that most of my life but not anymore. I wasn't uniquely bad I just hadn't found compatible people that weren't more mentally ill than i am
>>34100875Because I love him
>>34100860>manuka honeySay "Thank you, New Zealand"
>>34100864Yeah.I'm gonna make tomato soup tonight too.
>>34100884Love you, Dick and cumstain Island <3
WomenMy Bipolar girlfriend got angry at me and punched me on top of the head around 10 times (I was sitting on the couch)I shoved her away, so hard she stumbled halfway across the room and landed on her sideShe started crying and said "I knew you were just as violent as every other man"This was Christmas Day and she still won't talk to meHave I ruined the relationship?This is the first time I've gotten violent with anyoneI'm a monster
>>34100890if this is truerundo not look backrun
Steel hardens steel.
>>34100800Does getting dick fix a person this far gone
>>34100887I'm making leek n potato with some leftover ham stock I'd forgotten about in the freezer>>34100888wh-what
>>34100890like the other anon said, if you stay in this persons life you are retarded and deserve whatever disaster awaits you.
>>34100818This. I was fat for all my adolescence and early adulthood. I never drank or smoked but holy fuck. Being healthy v.s. fat is night and day. I am convinced even the weakest, most sugar/fat-addicted piggies could muster the willdpower to change if you let them swap bodies with a healthy athlete for a day. It is not even rational to describe them as comparable human existences.
>>34100896I probably won't stay with her, but after my reaction I can't claim innocence either. Might always be a black mark on my record and an uncomfortable memory.
>>34100888Extremely disrespectful to the North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and the South Island (Te Waipounamu)
>>34100895That's what you look like on the map.Ghost penis and a jizz stain.
>>34100903What the fuck kind of ghosts have you been fuckingGet them to a ghost doctor quick
>>34100901that's a classic woman move to initiate violence and then get mad when someone who was pushed to that uses violence back. Isolated it isnt ok, and it's probably not good to escalate with force in response, but you hardly did anything and it would be understandable to anyone who got the actual story. She was being abusive and attacked you. And the force you used doesnt seem disproportionate either. Please just get away from this person
>>34100902If I ever move to Aotearoa I'm learning Maori out of respect.
>>34100814does she have other friends that she could talk with?are those topics she could talk to you about?
Dude I don't understand how people are so fucking retarded with relationships. It's like people just accept anything retarded and make unlimited excuses to just not be alone.Actually fucking retarded.
>>34100910There's a few dozen Maori loan words in common use in NZ English but even most Maori can't speak Te Reo.
>>34100913Me except with being alone
>>34100906I haven't been fucking any ghosts. I just assume that they can detatch their penis like they can detatch body parts and phase through walls.
>>34100913once you feel truly loved and feel affection for the first time as a touch-starved loner, that connection feels like an otherworldly rapture that you spend years chasing no matter how diminished and fleeting that feeling becomes
>Join a dating ap for people under 30>You get 8 likes per day>You get one free message per month, that help you cut the line>You may pay 2$ to get an extra message>Get one match>She ghost>4 months later>Nothing, no match, no likes, no reply>All of a suddent I see that a girl spent her monthly message on me>The app won’t show her profile to meThat mean when you pay 2$ to cut the line, the pther person don’t even get to see your message. It’s a fucking scam!
>>34100922women would rather use dating apps than have you approach irl, and now some soulless corporate entity has turned meeting women into a subscription model!there's only one way out of this mess
>>34100919Need that ghost head fr fr.
>>34100921Nta this happened to me and I’m worried it mind broke me and I’ll never find love again
>>34100924Yeah, government-mandated matchmaking. Weekly meetups with a therapist and if the moid mistreats me he gets castrated and banned from dating and public spaces
>>34100930define mistreat
>>34100931Physical violence, manipulation including lying, pressuring into sex, stealthing, private meetings or conversations with other women, shirking chores, watching porn
>>34100931Just ignore him he’s that troll who’s been pretending to be a mysandrist woman, feminicell something.
>>34100925Pretty sure you gotta flirt with ole dead betty before she puts that cropped sloppy toppy on ya like it's 1780. And no crystal condoms.
>>34100924>there's only one way out of this messCommunism?
>>34100934Yeah, wanting birth rates to go up without getting beat or cheated on is some hardcore misandry
>>34100890Reminder that women literally cannot abuse men.
>>34100943I always imagine posts like this are written by some fat fuck chud who’s stuck in the Midwest and unironically participates in growling competitions for valorant streamers
>>34100941if you need a mandated, compulsory dating draft, therapists constantly checking up on you weekly and the unending threat of castration looming over every action for a relationship to work, you need to die alone and do it soon
>>34100932What do I get in return?
>>34100924>women would rather use dating apps than have you approach irlUntrue at least in this case. I prefer in person BUT I don't like cold approaches I prefer to be approached by someone I have met and had a conversation with previously or at least know of through friends or family. Being asked out by a complete stranger is off-putting. My mom accidentally wingmanned my last relationship by introducing me to a coworker of hers.
>>34100946I'm going to die alone just like my mother and grandma, only I also get the pleasure of living alone instead of being a bangmaid for some subhuman for decades>>34100947Female companionship. Men literally kill themselves if they're left to socialize with other men for a few years
>mfw she's currently fucking some other guy to feel intimacy>Mfw its not me
>>34100659lol this is great oc
>>34100945I always imagine a rapist wrote them.
>>34100949There aren't even enough foids outside to cold approach. They all use Uber to fuck Chads then take Uber to go back home.
>>34100956Nah the rapists are the ones who type shit like “mmmm I love soft women edges such good girls taking that dick”, like MKG
>>34100961>soft women edgesQue
>>34100960You guys must be buying groceries at different times
>>34100956Lol no.Posts like >>34100943 are written by perma virgins. They have no power.
your first relationship isn't going to be the one that lasts so why even get into dating at this point?I feel like I'm practically leading a woman on if I just know it'll end.
Why do you all (except for some) make me want fuck rough and raw.. dealikg out a healthy amount of abuse..
>>34100963Are you clinically retarded?
>>34100714What do we think
>>34100890NAGDump her. Get the fuck out of thereYou're not a monster. You were defending yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOhqEHYlIrU
>>34100950You don't want to have sex at all?
IS it weird to masturbate just because I feel like it? I guess I'm struggling to understand why I do it in the first place.
>>34100967I don’t understand men
>>34100970Tough crowdEverybody needs foodMost people go to the grocery store to get itAttractive women go to the grocery storeYou go to the grocery storeYet you don't see anyMakes you wonder
>>34100967Your perfectionism will make you die alone if you don't overcome it. This makes no logical sense
>>34100979We don't understand that guy either
>>34100982And how many successful cold approaches have you done at the grocery store? Even MPUAs can't pull that off. All their infield is somewhere else. It's also harder to hold frame and pick up on IOIs with everyone watching.
>>34100977I don't get the appeal. It's like masturbation except it occurs at random times and there's no orgasm
>>34100967You'll never learn to ride a bike.
Why do zoomers think attaching lapel mics to random objects is a personality?Asking women, mostly, for obvious reasons.
>>34100760You have the most normal taste in movies ever. Nothing about it stands out. You'd actually be more interesting if you had some not well respected movies in there like Vampires Suck, Malibu's Most Wanted, or Date Movie.Also they're the lowest form of entertainment so who cares what you like?
>>34100985Oh I see you misunderstood me completely. I am joking, making fun of you for saying not enough of them go outside. I'm telling you that they go outside not that you should ever cold approach anyone ever under any circumstances. Cold approaching does not work unless you are gorgeous, very charming, and get lucky by asking a woman who will even entertain the idea. You should be able to see them, just not talk to them.
I hate everything
>sick for the third time this monthAm I dying
>>34100992Why
>>34100978You should probably be able to identify if you do it for lonliness or dopamine.
>>34100985>PUA lingoAll the cringe I felt between 2008-2015 when this was trendy is creeping back on me
>>34100993Stop licking doorknobs.
>>34100997lmao
>>34100993Touch citrus
Kill myself
>>34100994I want to be married. I want to be living my life. I hate this stupid limbo Im stuck in and I don’t even want to socialize which is what I should be doing the most right now
boy and girl hanging out together>girl shows her tits>awesome>boy shows his dick>ew gross freakhow is this fair?
>Read article about 5'1 woman on dating app>she likes short men so she is filtering guys above 6'3"yeah because guys who are 6ft2 are short if you are 5ft1wtf is wrong with women
>>34100913>>34100967>>34101004Female creatures have ruined modern relationships and marriage. Imagine buying a car and having a whole ritual around it. Only to then lose it the next morning on your way to work as some guy drives off with it because hey, it was never yours. Would you still wanna buy a car if that could happen over 90% of the time? Hell no.
>>34101005because a dick is worthless
>>34101005Maybe your dick is just trash?
>>34101004Sorry anon. What's keeping you from living?
>>34101006Why do you fags let one persons opinion rile you up so much
>learned about penis sleeveson a scale of 1-10 how autistic and ridiculous would it be to try one of these
I got a package with like 5 presents and a card Friday. It had my name and address on it but it was clearly not meant for me. The presents are from people I’ve never heard of and were like “to mom”. There is no return address. I called about it today and the UPS delivery guy came and said that because I had opened it, he couldn’t do anything. He thinks it’s Amazon’s fault but I think whoever mailed used an old Amazon box they had lying around and the wrong label was put on it by UPS or someone else when they sent it out. The delivery guy took a picture of it and said he would look up the tracking number to see if it’s an old package or not. Idk if I should just give up and open the presents or not.
>>34101005Not that I necessarily agree with this sentiment I don't condone exposing yourself to unconsenting witnesses but Showing tits is a treatShowing dick is a threatLike imagine a stranger is gesturing at you wordlessly asking if you want to play baseball. You want a stranger waving at your brandishing a ball, or the bat? Bat feels a little threatening no?
>>34101013dude fuck off
Ideas of gifts for LDR bf please (I wanted to make him a cute wall calendar but it turned out trashy, any idea how to make a cute one, maybe print a kitten memes one?)
>>3410101912 months of pussy, tits and ass.
>>34101007I never did that shit why do I have to suffer while whores win every time>>34101010Me
>>34101019burgers and bjs
>>34101013YOU SHOULDNT THERE MIGHT BE A BOMB INSIDE ONE OF THOSE BOXES... BEWARE!!!!
>>34101005Dick is not universally attractive enough to the point where successful advertisment campaigns have conditioned us to accept them as good dopamine.Dick pics are for men in relationships.
>>34101020Rapist hands
>>34101007Yeah, we need to bring back consequences for women who exit relationships on a whim or because it was raining that day. Women are not sentient enough to make their own decisions.
>>34101006OR, moids over 6'2" are too tall. Reframing is magic
>>34101020>>34101022We are in a LDR
>>34101021>MeHow so, and why
>>34101029What part was hard to understand?
>>34100612MWhen I lived 1 block away from a movie theater that had $5 tickets for college students AT ANY TIME, I went to the movies like once-twice a week and I'd even go by myself because like shit that beats chilling on my couch and watching a tv show or movie. Unfortunately that theater didn't survive covid.Now I see 1-2 movies a year. This year I only saw Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man. Man, things have changed in such a few years. I might take my sister to see Wicked or Zootopia 2 though.
How would you cope if you overheard your lover comparing some immutable aspect of your body to an ex? The conversation was light-hearted but undeniably sincere in certain respects. The comparisons to you explicitly are not in your favor.
>>34100693>I could, for obvious reasons.Aren't you two open to threesomes and have a semi-regular boytoy?
>>34101031Lmfao. Ok how the fuck do I give him a bj from another continent? Id love to. I think he doesent like burguers that much...
If moids weren't so evil and incompetent divorce wouldn't exist.
>>34101036I said send motivational nudes
>>34101019Conservative pinup calendar? And send him the nudie version at the end of every month?
>>34101037That cat is cute, I like him. Send me cats so I can make my bf a cute calendar for new years please (I could use Pinterest but I trust you guys have good taste in kittens).
>>34101037if foids weren't entitled as fuck cheating wouldn't exist
>>34101033Well it'd immediately tank my self esteem. I'd have no choice but to talk to them about it bc the alternative is break up without explaining but I wouldn't get over it without a lot of reassurance and effort from them.I wouldn't even take the risk of having this discussion with a friend while I'm with the guy, regardless of where he physically is at the time. That's an after you break up conversation.
>>34101039Holy cringeola
>>34101038With cursi sentences like "LIVE LIFE BE HAPPY" and shit? I already send him a ton nudes lol
>>34101037>remembering the 8th
To both gendersWhat's more damaging - a kid being raised in an environment where love is extremely conditional and contingent on being perfect in every way, or an environment where they know they'll never be loved no matter what, perfect or no?
>>34101036how the fuck are we supposed to know what a guy with a gf (chad) likes?
>>34101040Ok here's another one from my reaction folder
>>34101030I am schewpid
>>34101033I would cope with it very poorly.I would never talk behind my girlfriend or wife's back like that and would be unable to not take offense from hearing her talk about me like that.I would immediately confront my gf/wife about it, but even if I did that, I'm not sure I could forgive her for it.It would probably sour our entire relationship in my eyes.
>>34101046MThe former. I would hope the answer to this question is obvious.
>>34101033if i loved a woman enough to live with her, marry her, open myself up fully to her, etc and then heard her gossip about how disappointing my dick or looks were to a friend I might legitimately have a nervous breakdown
>>34100662>And yet women only enjoy sex with 7 inches or moreWhen I was 12 and on the internet, 6 inches was considered "gigantic." By the time I was 20 that had moved up to 8", and now in my 30's people are calling 6" average and +10" big. The first girl who saw my dick thought 7" was small (despite being the first dick she ever saw irl) because she had literally fried her brain on gay porn. When everyone lies about the size of their penis on the internet, it creates an endless arms race where everyone feels compelled to lie about it. Tack onto the fact that men lie about their penis size with the fact that most people do not know basic measurements and are just going by what their guy tells them (see: the myth of all these 5' tall women who think they're dating 6'3" guys when they're really 5'11"), you have a double-edged sword of inaccurate bullshit measurements.tl;dr - Don't believe anyone's self-reported pp size on the internet or any woman's alleged size demands.
>>34101046MObviously the former. The latter gives you, at worst, arrested development. The former ranges from neurotic overachievers to suicide
>>34100995idk i just do it because i feel like it needs to be done, maybe dopamine
>>34101049What makes you say that?
>>34101047Lmfao he is a dude and you are (mostly) dudes. He is not a Chad. Just gimme some inspo please I cant decide, Im not that creative. Some guy sayed crochet him stuff but that would take me a while (I dont have the time, wanna send it before new years) and I dont even know how to crochet (yet).>>34101048Cute cat thanks!
>>34101043What I thought men liked subscribing to whores.
>>34101029An endgame to the long-distance is the best gift you can possibly ever offer.
>>34101046FDunno I'm not a therapist
>>34101055Interesting >>34101051Elaborate if you want. I am curious
>>34101056Maybe you need to look at your feelings before you fap.
>>34101046The first imo, this kind of dynamic ties you down and limits your ability to grow and eventually break free
>>34101033This actually happened to me with not being a Goth girl. I can't be a Goth girl. Thats immutable. Id be a fucking poser, definetly not Goth. Why do people love Goths so much?
how do you deal with having an objectively unattractive language
>>34100967Your first relationship could last 1 week. It could also last 1000 weeks with her dying in your arms. But how are you supposed to know if you don't try? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.t. friend just married a girl and he's her first everything
>>34101058ok what does he like? think about something he uses every day and diy something that he would use every day so he can think about you
>>34101046FBubbles pop. The other dude is tough af. I vote option 1 is worst.
>>34101046Mobviously the former, but I'm more interested in the preference of the Western parental relationship where love is explicit and the Eastern parental relationship where love is implicit.My roommate used to tell me how his parents had never once told him that they love him, but he always knew it to be true.
>>34101066they don''t it's just the mentally ill trannies here
>>34101068Listen to German people speaking and you'll feel better.
Women, what psychological changes do you experience when there's a cock inside you?
>>34101073>obviously the formerCould you explain why it's obvious? I'm just curious. Does the latter make it easier to detach or something?
>>34101046Both are unrealistic. Most people in fucked up homes experience an inconsistent mixture of the two, so I can't say which would be "worse", though if I had a gun to my head I'd lean towards the former, mostly because it will simply wire the person into having mutated understandings of relationships at a base level.
Women do you ever actually fantasize about men?
>>34101057I do dumb things
>>34101046Those are the same thing because perfection is rare.
>>34101071He likes really niche stuff Id rather not give him a gift of because I dont know anything about shit like whiskey, videogames or perfume (he d probably find my gift lame af). Id rather give him something crafty and generic. He likes crafts.I think Ill just give him something with a bunch of cute kittens in it.
>>34101062>Elaborate if you want.Sure thing.Raising a child that way causes them to view love as something that is entirely transactional.That isn't how love works. We should of course reserve our love for the people most deserving of it, but completely removing any aspect of altruism or mercy from love isn't healthy.Mercy, understanding and forgiveness are incompatible with this approach to love, but everyone we love, ourselves included, are deserving of those things. We should treat others the way we wish to be treated. Exclusively conditional love would also cause them to be a person who views anything short of total perfection as failure, and that just isn't realistic.This could ironically cause them to resign themselves to failure and make them despondent instead of motivated to succeed.
>>34101084>whiskey>perfumegeneric chad hobbies
>>34101081A lot. I like imagining cute scenarios with my bf like us married doing basic stuff like going to the supermarket together or him fucking me in the kitchen. It would be so cute. I MISS HIM I NEED TO BE WITH HIM T_T
>>34101082Me too. I also do smart things.I try to learn from the dumb stuff and not repeat my mistakes.You also do this, surely? If you don't, that doesn't mean that you can't. Just that you should.
>PoV you're trying to bleed out in peace and a foid shows up to complain that you want to control her body
>>34101082Do you enjoy it?
>>34101068Which language?
>>34101092literally the worst
>>34101073>My roommate used to tell me how his parents had never once told him that they love him, but he always knew it to be true.I think that in the western world we simply place value and romanticize gestures of affection. The idea of giving a gift, hugging someone, espressing love etc are seen as good and logical. When a child sees other parents/kids get this form of expressive affection, but never from their own families, it creates a degree of dissonance in their heads. This is made worse by the fact that, generally speaking, if such a child never really gets any outward affection from their parents, they typically really are being starved of it on some level, so the pain is already there to an extent. East Asian cultures dont place that same emphasis on outward displays, but parents still love, nurture, teach and protect their kids so the bonds still form naturally despite not manifesting the same way they do here.
>>34101089>A lot. I like imagining cute scenarios with my tall gigachad bf like us married doing basic stuff like driving to the supermarket in his Porsche together or him fucking me in the kitchen with his 8 inch dick. It would be so cute.ftfy
>>34101081Yeah.
>>34101066>Why do people love Goths so much?MI dunno about goths, but I like "Snow Whites" aka pale skin with dark/black hair, but you know you could also catch me talking about some redhead I really liked in 10th grade or my older sister's blonde volleyball teammate who'd go up and tease erections out of me when I was 13 whenever my sister left the room. Fuck, I just love women. It's that simple. I don't have a gf so I don't have a "loyalty" to any particular immutable aesthetic of women. I got roasted by a female friend recently for describing "what I find attractive in women" and her just shooting back "then why do you like X? She's the opposite of everything you just said!" So I think if I overheard a girl talking about having a preference for immutable traits I wouldn't hold it against her since I am capable of liking flatties when I'm out on a date with a titcow. Maybe it'll hurt in the moment, but I think I could rationalize it since there will always be some amount of 'FOMO' that comes with the desire of wanting to have sex with only one person for your entire life.
>>34101081No officer, I have totally never fantasized about neck kisses from my crush
>>34101088Ok describe a Chad. Ill go yes or no in an objective way. That way we can decide if he is Chad or not by your standards (hehe if you want this might be too much work solely to determine if a random girls bf is a Chad, which actually means nothing to you).
>>34101100Tell it to the judge lady
>>34101066goth girls are usually very kind and cute
>>34101078Because I think the former isn't real and is instead just a misinterpretation of the child. Outside of the mental basketcases, a parent has unconditional love for their children.
>>34101099I think you just love women in general kek, you said it yourself. Cute.
>>34101095fuck me. as a millenial I regret for not having gone for the bleed out back when things were still like this. we didn't know how good we had it
Ate from the big popcorn tin for lunch :x
>>34101081
>>34101105Kek aren't they supposed to be evil, dark and misterious?
>>34101113They're always overcompensating for being sweeties
>>34101093No
2025 is almost over.Males,What have you done to become Better Men?
>>34101103it doesn't work work that way because the second I describe it it's cringe but if it happens in an organic way it get's all the women wet.For example whiskey can easily be 1000 bucks a bottle and perfume 300-500 bucks you wouldn't phrase it that way but as a chad it subtly conveys he is rich
OK I HAD AN IDEA: ILL MAKE A CALENDAR WITH LIKE STAMPS FOR EACH DAY TO COVER IT AFTER IT HAS HAPPENED AND EACH STAMP IS A KITTEN AND THERES ALSO POSTCARDS FOR EACH MONTH AND GLITTER
>>34101091I don’t know if I do. Because I’m stupid
>>34101105>>34101113>>34101114The only goth chick I've ever met was an insanely insecure freshman kek
>>34101116im a total beta cuck bro i got zero idea how to be a real man
>>34101113hard shell soft core
>>34101116Idk, I’ve learned to set boundaries which brought out the snakes in my life
>>34101116I’ve helped some people in my class do better at their grades
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34101118Do it girlie pop
>>34101115Then why do you do it even? Its confusing. I act retarded for fun and cause I enjoy being a retard. I were a sad retard I wouldnt be a retard.
>>34101130It’s not a choice I can’t help it
>>34101119Guess that makes me pretty stupid too.Just try to do your best, anon.What have you done lately that was especially stupid?
>>34101127HELL YEAH >_< HE IS GONNA LOVE IT (at least I will)I can also wrap it in a paper that is covered in kisses which would be cliché in a cute way kinda?
>man tries to behave like a porn star and engage in vigorous, animalistic aggressive sex does this come off as cringe and retarded, or does it actually work?
>>34101116This year I started opening/closing my car doors for women. It's honestly win-win because these chicks think I'm a gentleman and at the same time I don't have to deal with them either slamming or being too fucking weak to close my car doors (looking at you, asian foids).No this isn't the only thing I did, but it is probably the funniest thing that I have changed.
>>34101134you have to be tall and muscular
>>34101131Then you are not a retard. You just have bad luck. Real retards choose to be retards. You are smart in your own way cause you realise your retardness and want to stop it.
>>34100373>she doesn't have uncommon fetishesI don't believe it
>>34101046I dont know faggot, ask a psychologist
>loss of interest in intimacyMale, blood work recently and T is in normal range so no LOW TEST LMAOBasically used to have a high sex drive and I guess desire to be with partners. I don't anymore. Sex feels mundane and without the passion it used to have. Partners just feel like friends I share a bed with and often I'm relieved when they leave my place or vice versa. I feel like I'm going through the motions.Has anyone ever experienced anything similar? Not overly depressed or anything either.
>>34101134I like it when he hugs me and tells me he loves me while he fucks me slow. Its the best feeling.
>>34101134if your cock is big it'll work, if not no.
>>34101134It doesn't work but it doesn't come off as outstandingly retarded either since 100% of men do it
>>34101142>>34101136what if im tall and muscular but low on dick
>>34101068Just take solace in the fact that you aren't from one of the jungle asian countries, China, or Taiwan.
>>34101133If he doesn't save that wrapping paper or jerk off onto all of the kiss marks on it then he IS GAY.YOU GO GURL
>>34101133>i'll do this thing I totally like and he will hate but he must like it too or he gets the silent treatment
Shoud I go Goth (poser bitch who dresses black and has some piercings) to make my bf happy?
>>34101147wtf...
>>34101149Even if it's not for your bf, you may find it a cool aesthetic.
>>34101149102% of the appeal of goths is the look. His dick doesn't care if you listen to The Cure.
>>34101149who said you needed piercings
>>34101148OK WHAT WOULD HE ACTUALLY LIKE? HELP ME ANONS PLEASE. IM BAD AT THIS HE IS MY FIRST (AND ONLY, AND LAST) BF
>>34101118Personally I would nix the glitter but I love your enthusiasm lol>>34101134Depends. I think the cringe part is when they're trying it for the first time. They don't even know if they like it in practice or just in theory yet that's not going to project confidence and the woman is going to feel that. If he does that shit all the time and does it with confidence it's much less likely to be perceived as cringe.
>>34101152Lmfao I actually listen to The Cure and Type O Negative a ton.
>>34101149Maybe you should just doll up for him once or twice for sex? You don't have to redo your entire wardrobe for a bit.
>>34101154STOP SHOUTING RETARD
>>34101153I dont have massive tits T_T (should I get piercings instead?)
>>34101160No!!!!The black lipstick and eyeliner is all you need
>>34101160Get your nips pierced.
>>34101149All you need is black clothes and black lipstick, babes.
>>34101155Thanks anon!!>>34101158RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34101164don't forget the black nail polish
>>34101087That's interesting, thank youBut what about the other half?Why is the "I definitely won't be loved or approved of no matter what, that's definitely off the table" paradigm milder?
>>34101162Devil, get out
>>34101132Being snappy, blowing off social plans>>34101137That’s retarded
>>34101165Plap
>>34101162That would really hurt, definetly not lol. I also wanna be a mom one day so its a really bad idea.>>34101164Yeah I guess. But Im not a Goth nor a baddie so I feel ridiculous in a black corsette.
>>34101169No. Goth chicks with pierced nipples are succubi.
>>34101140Lol the casual sex haver finally realized how soulless it is and that it has destroyed him
>>34101160You don't need piercings.
>>34101170did he dick you yet?
>met an actual, unironic open relationship today>guy openly talks about his fiance "going on a date" this weekendCan anyone ITT explain this? Is this some insane case of low self-worth or is this dude just some cuck coomer?
>>34101170You see :3 (pure talent).
>>34101177Who? I don’t talk to men
>>34101170>Being snappy, blowing off social plansDoesn’t sound too stupid. Were you snappy enough to warrant apologizing?Were the plans with anyone you were very close to?
Wait would moids actually like it if I started doing my makeup like Mana
>>34101173>I also wanna be a momNTA but what does that have to do with it? Piercing them doesn't stop the milk you just have to take the jewelry out so the baby doesn't choke on it and keep yourself clean.
>>34101169I’m in love with you
>>34101174They look better without the nipple piercings if you ask me. All women do
>>34101178I really dont get that. You see dude that thinks he is a retard? THATS AN ACTUAL RETARD
>>34101180Then why are you here?
>>34101185:o whoa who do you think I am? Are you sure?
>>34101180if you aren't the girl with the ldr i was responding to why don't you nta retard
>>34101135Maybe I'm just weird but I've never liked this. I hold the door for anyone but some men will refuse to let me do it for them. It's really annoying and awkward to have them force their arm around me to make them feel better. But I'll do it, for their ego I guess.
>>34101140Have you tried pulling their hair and smacking their ass and calling them bad girls?
>>34101174>>34101186nipple piercings are only hot in a performative "I'm a slut" kind of way when you can see the chick's pierced nips through her shirt. Soberminded they give me the ick.
>>34101182I dont know who Mana is but she is hot, please do you'd look badass (Im a girl).
>>34101182You don't care.
>>34101191Pretending>>34101194You responded to ME >>34101181I don’t knowKind of. Not really. I just feel guilty for how I act
>>34101173You don't need a coreset, just a normal simple black dress. Or whatever hot topic slop you can afford. Simple T and yoga pants. Zip hoodie, tank and jeans.Casual Goth.
>>34101182Maybe so! If you look anything like her, definitely so
>>34101178Millennials have retardation
>>34101195M or F?> I hold the door for anyone but some men will refuse to let me do it for themYeah it's awkward as hell but I just overlook it when it happens because it's not worth the trouble
>>34101202:) (Ill feel like a fucking poser but Ill try just for my man).
>>34101160Get piercings so you trigger all the fucking tradcucks ITT.
>>34101182Yes.(Please don't flood the market tho)
Men have you ever shaved your hairline when you were 15yo, just so you could get inside a club?
>>34101178some people don't see other people as their possessions
>>34101208Muhehehe >:3 (I have a belly button piercing)
>>34101205Rude>>34101200Well, the next time someone you don’t wanna hang out with invites you to something, just decline the invitation instead of making plans you’re likely to blow off. It’ll give you less to feel guilty about
>>34101178I know exactly one married poly couple. They do do a lot of like "normal" couple stuff but they both have someone else they see on a regular basis and I think they have this friend group they hang with that participates in orgys. I do not understand it but it seems to be working for them somehow. Personally the amount of time they spend hanging out with other people over their spouse would hurt my feelings if I were in either of their positions. It feels like they make meals together and make sure they spend a little time together on Saturdays but they're more like very physically affectionate roommates with pet names for each other than what you'd except a married couple to act like.Tldr: think it's coomer stuff
>>34101178>depraved masochistic cuck fetishist>spineless and retarded millennial "she's my hecking partnerino you chud!" quirk chungus malei honestly can't tell which is worse
>>34101160you don't need piercings OR tattoos like pic shows. you just need to be>white>pale (or makeup to look pale)>black clothes>black hair, eyeliner or lipstick
After my first job rejection last week, I am sending out a new application tomorrow, just fixing up all the shit so I can upload it in the morning.Wish me ganbare, girls.
>>34101206F I've never liked that "lady treatment" I feel like it only stands to keep gender rolls going.If you want to woo me, watch a movie I've recommended you or introduce me to a great movie I've never seen.
>>34101208I’m not a tradcuck, I just don’t like nipple piercings. Or nose piercingsI do like belly button piercings though
>>34101211okay cuck-sama
>>34101217I'm sorry you have to sell your soul but good luck
I run an odd jobs service, /atoga/. Need your gutters cleaned? Give me a call. Need your sidewalked shoveled? Give me a call. Need you drain unclogged? Call me. Cat stuck in a tree? CALL ME. A group of thugs vandalized your house and won't pay up? Give my number a ring and I'll be right there. North Korean spies have kidnapped your mother? You know who to dial, I'll get her back faster than the US government can even think of a plan.
>>34101208Doing things you don't want to just to spite people who will never meet you is most pathetic shit though
>>34101210Milhouse did this and pretended to be Kirk iirc
>>34101223I wish stuff like that was still legal and profitable.
>>34101223What are your thoughts on strawberry milk and Jump?
femanons, what are you playing? what platform do you game on? if on pc, what is your specs?
>>34101217I wish you good luck, ganbare or whatever. If not you'll always have the happiness of unemployment :3
>>34101217Good luck dude. Job searching is a bitch, especially for men. I was flat out told once I was hired over a more qualified man because they wanted more women in the field. Didn't feel great but I wanted the gig.
>all the busty asian women in my area are takenShould I just move to a big city at this point? Idc if they’re all sloots, I just want sexo with thick, chinky eyed women
>>34101230stardew valley on my phone
>>34101213But I had a plan and wanted to go and someone blew me off which made me not want to go alone and it’s this whole thing where I should’ve gone and suffered instead of stayed home and suffered I think
>>34101232oh that problem will solve itself eventually
>>34101178>teehee I don't actually want to understand them, they're weird.
>>34101230Ghost of Yotei and Madden on Playstation5 Digimon Cyber Sleuth on Switch
>>34101230I dont play anything. My dad has been really obsessed with videogames ever since I was a kid. He is addicted. I dont want to be like him... Id rather read or waste time here or something
Has anyone here gone to events on meetup? What was it like?
men, if you had to wear one song for the rest of your life, which would you chose?
>>34101212I thought I hated belly button piercings until I started seeing the more elaborate pieces. Stubs are boring as hell.>>34101218I hold doors for everyone of either gender. I only do car doors for women though. If a girl asked me to stop, I would.>I feel like it only stands to keep gender rolls going.I simply don't think we're upending +300k years of evolution in 100 years of feminism. There can be exceptions to the rule, but I think gender roles are here to stay and there's no point saying they're inherently bad.
>>34101237I mean jokes on me my boss was a miserable middle age girl boss with an ancient husband. Wasn't a fun couple of years.
>>34101243FThis is a fun question so lets pretend Im trans. Shame in You by AIC!!
>>34101243How do I wear a song?
Drip too hard, don't stand too closeYou gon' fuck around and drown off this wave
>>34101251pretend it washes over you and cover every inch of you >>34101250valid, I'll check it out
Men are just accessories for women. When they're 12, Dad buys them a horse, and when they're 16, that horse becomes their first bad boy. It doesn't matter whether he's an NPC or not, as long as he makes them look good and fulfills their stupid, childish fantasies (which, by the way, will never change and will always remain at the level of a 16-year-old).
>>34101218Ah yes, the gender rolls
>>34101250>pretend
>>34101251No idea, I just like AIC and that song...
>>34101244>there's no point saying they're inherently badI mean if someone wants to be traditional great but as a tomboy in the early 00's I found the only way out was to fully reject anything womanly. I didn't enjoy being a girl until I got to college and missed out on exploring that side of myself for a long time. I guess not pushing it is the better solution. Either way I'm glad I'm at a point where I can wear a suit and tie one day and a dress the next. Also I didn't get trooned out.
>>34101236Hmm that is different. My bad for making assumptionsSounds like you’ve realized you should just go out anyways if you get blown off next time.You don’t sound stupid anon, just frustrated. Not remotely unmarriageable
>>34101255My fantasy is my husband also being my best friend and us doing everything together and loving eachother a lot. Being equals.
>>34101242FIt was nice but didn’t really stick with anyone
>>34101259YES IM TRANS!!!!! I HAVE A HUGE COCK. ITS BIGGER THAN YOURS: IMMA PEG YOU!!!!!
>>34101230Um, I play some puzzle games on my phone and pikmin bloom>>34101255Is it not the same for men? Women are an accessory and tool?
>>34101262Frustrated women don’t get married Men don’t like frustration
Femanons, can you a recommend a drip style for a young tall pale skinny white guy with dark brown curly hair?
Ladies, where's your favorite place on your body to be kissed?
>>34101271Burqa come to my house don’t talk to anyone don’t look at anyone
>>34101265ideally with a minotaur bad boy affair on the side>>34101268>my dick is bigger than yoursdoubt.jpg>>34101269>Is it not the same for men? Women are an accessory and tool?for chad it is
>>34101210No, I had a fake ID
For femanons to whom it is applicable: How do you feel about being called "bootylicious"?
>>34101271What do you like? Can I interrogate you to find the adequate style for you?
>>34101243https://youtu.be/2zXp4ZfRGsA
I drank four bottles of water but I’m still thirsty Why doesnt water hit anymore? Will those expensive (unflavored) electrolyte packets make it better?
>>34101273Eyelids
>>34101270That’s not necessarily true. Some men like to try and help frustrated women chill out
>>34101280Are you sure you're not diabetic?
>>34101273Belly :3>>34101277Id be proud if I had a massive ass, so Id be happy (I wish I had a massive ass Y_Y).
>>34101285Yea
>>34101277The only one this can apply to is JH.She has the best ass in atoga.
femanons itt must post belly button RIGHT NOW
>>34101286>Belly :3Are you a chubby bunny?
>>34101289No.
I want the femanons to know that I'm naked at the moment.
>>34101243https://youtu.be/TV29_pQ65kk?si=kZHGwoGJddIqMcEH
>>34101289Im sorry, not happening lol.>>34101290Tf you care?So how do I make the fucking gift T_T .HELP!!!!!!!!!!
>man who is self-aware and honest about himself but is clearly unmanly and effeminate in several aspects>man who is trying hard to perform the idea of "manliness" with his charisma, attitude, etcwhich is worse
>>34101287You can make your own electrolyte solution with salt and lime juice. Try that.
>>34101294WOW IM SOOOOO WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres pussy juice dripping on my thighs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34101278I usually dress in an edgy style with graphic hoodies and black jeans but I am 24 now so I think I should start dressing more mature. I am thinking a young mafia guy type of look wit long black coats.
>>34101296>Tf you care?Just curious. Answer the question and I'll answer yours.
>>34101271whatever you want to call this
>>341012982>>34101280Try drinking cold water?
>>34101273inner side of the elbows
>>34101298second >>34101294omg anon thats way too lewd, put on some socks ffs
>>34101302Go for it!>>34101303Ok, yeah... Im obese. I weigh so many pounds.
>>34101300How do I know if it’s working
>>34101310You wont feel thirst anymore ;)
average guys are cute
>>34101315extremely gay
>>3410130480s twink
I'm horny!
>>34101317good
Justice for 5/10s
>>34101318Are you going to kiss your gf on New Year's and say "I love you" after?
>>34101318not good
>>34101309I ANSWERED YOU QUESTION NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO ANSWER MINE ANON
>>34101318*grabs your ass*
>>34101320Y-you better s-stop! I'm gonna post an extremely attractive thirst trap and describe her as "mid" if you d-don't!
>>34101320thanks, this made me realize seeing random guys bulges gives me a huge ick
>>34101318lewd, Im proud of you anon!
>>34101231>happiness of unemployment :3lolI don't know, I'm ready to work again and actually looking forward to it.>>34101232>Job searching is a bitch, especially for men.Not particularly for me or where I live or what my field is.I haven't gotten many rejections so far over the years.
>>34101322I don't have a gf.>>34101323It is constant. >>34101325Thanks! Much appreciated!
>>34101294*imagining >him naked instead of average anon*
moids how many cracks are in your phones screen?
>>34101330Thank you! I didn't work hard for this achievement.
>>341013370
he might be chubby but he is mine
I hate it. Today I went to my parents for the holiday, and when the conversation was about looks, I told them that I'm ugly and must looksmaxx. They said I just have low confidence and that everyone they showed my photos to from a week ago said how unbelievably handsome I am. Even though it's pleasant to hear, I know it's just toxic positivity. I saw screenshots of some girls sexually harassing hot guys. And I've only had one of those, all others just bother me with random small talk that makes no sense. They can't even look into my eyes long enough because I'm so fucking ugly. This is why I never approach anyone or ask anyone on a date. Before I become hot, it's all for naught. They would reject me, laugh at me, and post that on TikTok.tbqh, a few girls asked me to go out with them, maybe they meant a date, I dunno, but I was too scared, so I didn't go.
>>34101298Preformative males are the worst and are not very convincing. I don't believe in gender roles anyway.
>>34101339disgraceful
>>341013370but i use screen protector and cover so ick
>>341013370 :P
>>341013412/10 bait
>>34101337Zero. I got a new phone recently. Also, my last phone had zero cracks, and neither did the phone I had before it. It's not remotely difficult to take care of your stuff and not drop them on concrete all day or whatever you retarded fuckers do.
>>34101337zero because I'm not a savage. I don't use any cover for the phone either.
>>34101337None, and I don't even have a case or screen protector.
>>34101341Im sorry anon.
>>34101344what the incel >>34101345>>34101348>>34101350>>34101351do you even use your phone? why are you like this?
>>34101273Mouth
>>34101341
>>34101341>Today I went to my parents for the holidaySure you did, not because you live with them and because you have school next week, right?
>>34101353>do you even use your phone? why are you like this?Yes, I just don't drop it on the ground constantly.
Can I post my calendar once I have made it so you give me your oppinion before I send it to my bf please anons?
>>34101358you should try it, it's fun
>>34101353Men are more protective of their phones because we paid for it with our own money.
>>34101341>And I've only had one of those, all others just bother me with random small talk that makes no sense. They can't even look into my eyes long enough because I'm so fucking ugly.Maybe the ugly isn't skin deep. Go to therapy.
>>341012982 but i imagine most women still find 1 its own form of unbearable desu
>>34101353I make 200k+ a year on my phone. Why are you poor?
>>34101362what the incel
doesn't matter what race, average guys are kawaii.
>>34101360No
>>34101365TEACH ME HOW PLEASE (IM POOR CAUSE YOU HAVENT GIVEN ME YOUR SECRET)
>>34101347I have no idea how to prove it to you. But, as I said, I know I'm ugly, so I scheduled procedures for the next month to make me look better. I will start with peels and injections. If that doesn't help, then surgery.
>>34101365reasons
>>34101230PCElden Ring and BG3 for months now. I don’t know specs. I paid someone to build me one
>>34101368T_T (dont you wanna see a bunch cute kittens)
>>34101273Neck?>>34101280You can only absorb a litre per hour. Anything past that is just flushing your system. So yeah electrolytes.
Women can i crack your toes?
>>34101337One bubble.I had to get a new one, since I threw one off a mountain peak this summer.
>>34101370it dropped to 1/10 bait
>>34101035>Aren't you two open to threesomes and have a semi-regular boytoy?Yeah, but it doesn't mean I couldn't.
>>34101377Plz(No break tho)
>>341012982nd by far1st option isn't a problem for bisexuals
>>34101377no, I hate cracking and feet, this is my worst nightmare
>>34101378on purpose?
why do black women have such nice asses?
state gendergrab the nearest book, turn to page 20, post the 26. word, if it's a word like the, is, and etc, post the next valid word this is your prediction for 2026
>>34101243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHToIiNBMdI
>>34101337None. Liquid glass has my back.No idea what this stuff is but it saves my ass.
>>34101363I don't want to cope with my ugliness. I want to actually look good. So instead of therapy, I chose cosmetic procedures. I already injected myself with salmon sperm.
>>34101392>it saves my ass.More like it saves your phone from your ass.
>>34101392post penis
>>34101393So you're not pretty, even though you already put the little glass vial in the gun and put it against your anatomy?
>>341013371
>>34101400finally a normal human being, thank you
>>34101397Which one.
>>34101389FDwarf.. I think they are mocking my height
>>34101404yours
>>34101408brutal
>>34101386What do you think?
>>34101404His.
>>34101389MHard-workingI sure hope not
SEND KITTENS HELP
>>34101409I left mine at home and I don't have his yet.
>>34101412probably not but then I'd have assumed you'd say it fell off, because throwing sounds purposeful
>>34101415No
>>34101389FIt just says "said" I don't know how to interpret this?
>>34101413All I got is this.*licks picture*
>>34101414soul crushing >>34101420yeah, I realized it would have been way more fun to ask for the 26. sentence as your 2026 mottomy bad
>>34101417It's the best way to describe my stupidity by accidentally throwing it off a mountain cliff. :)
>>34101418Ok, Ill add puppies, he likes puppies too...I HAD AN IDEA: ONE KITTENS ONE HAMSTERS ONE RATS ONE DOGS ONE CHIHUAHUAS
>>34101427
>>34101427Just get him a subscription to one of those "whisky of the month" clubs.
You really gave up that yitty to a yn?
>>34101425lol, I hope the view was worth it
>>34101389gym
>>34101432ok, get on it
>>34101432M
>>34101418>Dog NiggaReminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJoWuoTexaw
>>34101389MCherubic
>>3410138920th page is a picture of a grave.
>>34101438DAMN >>34101437anon will get fat
I hurt my shoulder and it is making the >tfw no gfmuch, much worse.
>>34101433I bought an annual membership half a year ago but have only been there twice. I definitely should slim down. I have 29 lbs to lose to reach my perfect weight.
>>34101422>chest hair only around the nipplelmao
>>34101439>anon will get fatYou sure he won't turn into a baby?
>>34101436I like this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfJN-wm4GLo
>>34101446in a way, fatting and balding>>34101443that means 2026 will be the year you get in shape
GenderI never tried reuben sandwich, is it good?
>>34101439Not surprising kek its Edgar Allan Poe illustrated edition...
>>34101445I like that.
>>34101450fnever tried it but it looks pretty yummy >>34101451that checks out but still grim
>>34101450Nobody makes a genuine pastrami ruben anymore because it would cost $20 and people won't buy it for $30.
>>34101450It is my favorite sandwich actually. Also you can rework it into a pretty bangin burger.
men you have to grab one item in arms reach to defend yourself against an intruder, what do you pick?
>>34101445I had an extremely hairy chest, but I shaved it and removed it with laser. I just hate body hair, it made me look like a monkey.
>>34101457A police baton
GendersWhats your biggest physical insecurity? Are you reasonable about it, or is it a big deal for you?
>>34101457>currently in the showerI've always wanted to kill someone with my penis...
>>34101460are you a police officer?
>>34101457I have a really powerful fan. I took off the cover to clean the blades and just never bothered to put it back on. That shit hurts like hell when you accidentally stick your finger in it.
>>34101457Draco.
Im fucking tired already...
>>34101389MAbrigos. Eternal winter coming
>>34101463No, just a chud with a lot of weapons
>>34101457Butane torch
>>34101462you could have said shampoo bottle or shower head but I guess that works too
>>34100381I only like rape in my porn if it's female on male.
>>34101441A gf will hurt you more>hurt my shoulder doing sports>date with my gf next day>go to the park and cuddle on the grass because it's a nice warm summer day>I get up and she hugs me hard halfway there which sends a massive shock of pain to my shoulder area>I go "AHHH">she giggles in a cute way and says sorry
>>34101465>accidentallyhow do you know? >>34101466malfoy? >>34101469based>>34101470why do you have that in arms reach?
>>34101467oh i didn't know stremio was available on linux/debian. Neat >Im fucking tired alreadywhats wrong?
>>34101471Why would I break my shower head?
>>34101461I'm fat and my tummy protrudes a little bit because I had a child. Whatever.
>>34101467meant to post kittens
>>34101475I made lemon posset Its there to burn the top so its crispy
>>34101475>how do you know?It chipped the nail on my thumb just last week lol
>>34101475>malfoy?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_Pistol
>>34101468Ey sos el de Madrid?
>>34101461Mdick size porn also mindraped my perception of reality as a young teenager so the insecurity is like 10x worse than it should be, even though it is legitimately an unimpressive dick itself.
>>34101389M22"Waited (himself)"Weird one. But at the end all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and Hope :)
>>34101461FMy lack of tits, but I don’t care enough to change it
Is it rare to find a woman the *prefers* average sized penises over large ones?
What mental illness and life experiences leads an attractive young woman to chop off her tits and start calling herself a puppyboy femboy?
>>34101457My 11lb sassy black maltipoo
>>34101461MMaybe my big nose, or being short, or not having a really flat stomachI guess I'm not wholly reasonable about it as I use it as fuel to avoid dating>>34101373Paralegal anon?>>34101337M, the whole thing is cracked to shit lol, has been for years since a friend dropped it clubbing years ago. I'm too poor to replace it
>>34101480>I made lemon posset
>>34101459You are a monkey, embrace monkey.
>>34101389>photograph of a crashed boat and some cops around itdude
>>34101489Not really
>>34101489I dont think most women really care as long as you arent a retard in bed. The only REAL issue would be if you were a microdick or something in which case I have no advice for you lol life is just cruel sometimes
>>34101461FNose. Bf says I look like a Roman goddes (which I love) but I have always hated my fucking nose...
>>34101457my thinkpad t16poor intruder
>>34101450FVery good>>34101461FShitty boobs. We're cool but they're the reason I have to take 50 pictures to get one good nude.>>34101489I can't tell you for sure but I doubt their rare. Vaginas are all pretty similar in size, when aroused you max out at about 6 or 7, anything past that is cervix punching and you have to be a masochist to like that.
>>34101497KEK.
>>34101467It's on Flathub anon what are you doing
>>34101461My voice. It is the main reason I never use voice chat and don't play with my friends. Ironically, people have told me time and again when I've posted recordings that my voice is actually good and suited for podcasts. I don't know where this insecurity came from, but I'm still afraid to share it.This is about my voice in my native tongue. In English, I have a heavy accent and prefer not to talk, or to talk in very short sentences, which people interpret as being stoic, lol.
>>34101389"Hi"Or "resumption" depending on if you follow the roman numerals it uses for the first 20 pages it counts (but technically still no the 20th since several pages are not counted) or the 20th page after page 20 (not page 20) Its a really famous book too. Weird its editing is fucky
>>34101504>6 or 7
>>34101461i have an actual 2.5 inch micropenis and it kinda makes me hate myself all the time i wont lie
>>34101389"Corner"
>>34101502I guess you could say that...it really ruffles your feathers :3
>>34101461Extreme eczema on my back.Doctor said the only realistic fix is steroids but I don't want to risk steroid side effects
>>34101514Quit larping.
>>34101243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAoUqRyq8n0>>34101116>What have you done to become Better Men?Nothing desu>>34100992<3Hope you feel better soon >>34100829I've been sober since Xmas day unfortunately
À la poubelle *spits*
>>34101499>microdickDefine microdick. Is it over for my 5"? Should I start HRT?
>>34101511Truly was not intentional. I'm 33. I don't even know what it's referencing.
sexy words when speakened by the other genderfor me its tummy and mwah
>>34101431It was an amazing view, but unfortunately I haven't been able yet to redo it fully.Hopefully next spring.
State genderWhat's the fastest way to switch between a Linux partition and a Windows partition on the same computer? I'm sick of having to completely reboot my computer every time, and I don't know if there's a better way.
>>34101521It's Christmas*Did you convert recently or something?
Hot, sweaty, raunchy, animalistic, scare-the-neighbors sex with femanon. Followed by cuddling in a bubble bath.
>>34101514That's as long as a finger, I thought micropenises were those nubs that look more like a nipple poking out of someone's crotch
>>34101524NtaHim I feel bad for, you I'm annoyed by. If we use that as the metric, your dick is fine. Shut up.
>>34101389>charles stross noveloh shit>page 20, word 26>"bodies"I will choose to only look on the smiling face of this portent.
>>34101529It's a fake bs holiday anywayI hate it and I'm glad it's over I'm going ice skating tomorrow morning with a girl and dreading it
>>34101525That gen tried to force 67 to be a meme for literally no reason for a month or two before collectively getting boredMy nephew asked me on christmas if I'm "team brainrot" or "team new" then explained "team brainrot likes old memes" and "team new thinks we should invent new memes once its a new year and forget the old ones"Such a fucked generation They don't even understand what a meme is fundamentally and are basing their personalites around the concept
>>34101528You can't boot into a different OS without rebooting. Can you run one under a VM? Otherwise just do what I did and get a second PC.
>>34101516Confused.>>34101514Im sorry anon.>>34101528I deleted Windows partition recently...
>>34101529Χριστός
>>34100890As someone bipolar I second the other anons, R U N >>34100780>What are you doing to improve yourself next year?Get sober and fix my trainwreck of a lifeJk I'm not going to do that, will probably get blackout drunk on New Year'sTbh the ideal 2026 would be to self-destruct so hard I inadvertently die to something>>34101538Chopped unc isn't ready for the 2026 meme reset
>>34101542>Confused.so follow your nose
>>34101528it's even worse because the wrong fimrware is still loaded for example wifi. You'd have to turn it off, wait a few seconds and then turn it on again
>Got a voice mail from my boss basically telling me to call the new guy a fucking moron if he asks me basic shit, a free ticket to being meanBasedGend'er When was the last time you were mean? Why?
>>34101504>when aroused you max out at about 6 or 7average penis is 5.5 inches
>>34101533Afaik, doctors (like mine when I was little) diagnose it based on the stretched length of the un-erect penis, by this metric I qualify. They only checked because my parents both have a genetic disposition for pituitary issues in adolescence and penis size can help indicate if more tests should be given. I never ended up having any abnormal hormonal levels of any kind, just rolled a gutterball on the genetic lottery.
>>34101492Yeah! Hi, how are you?
>>34101457my glass
>>34101548Lmfao
>>34100780Also if ever get tempted to reinstall DoorDash, remember that there's a non-zero chance that BlueValk could appear at your doorstep if you do, that should be enough of a deterrent
>>34101534Don't be angry. It's true that I may not be the smallest, but I have partial ED anyway. The doctor I went to said masturbation 15-20 times a day was too much and that I must stop for at least two weeks for my penis to return to normal. But I'm so weak-willed that I can't stop masturbating for even a day, even though I try.
I should go to sleep. Buenas noches anons >_<
>>34101552M>When was the last time you were mean?Like 10 seconds ago ITT>whyBc I'm in a bad mood
>>34101523same chien
>>34101553Ok and? Fills it up without any risk of hitting the cervix. Consider literally any situation other than sex. You want the one that fits not the one that's a little too big so you have to jam it into the hole and risk mangling both parts. Get over yourself.
>>34101562Hmm I should have said not onlinebeing mean online means nothing
>>34101552Never. Im a Christian.
>>34101561Same here, nite nite!>>34101555I'm alright thanks, how are you (: just been doing xmas festivities and other stuff with friends and f a m the past few days Hope you've been well and having a good one <3
>>34101557should've been, "tou can play at that game" or something, try to keep up
>>34101543Xristos
>>34101545Please don't self-destruct.
>>34101566yea but it never goes in all the way anyway because the balls are in the way. so you need 8 inches to fill a >>341015666 inch vagina because 2 inches go to waste
>>34101561buenas nietzsches
>>34101562Why are you in a bad mood?
>>34101571Xtina
>>34101575o7 (Ill probably have insomnia)
>>34101574........I think you're doing it wrong.Or measuring wrong. Your taint doesn't count towards your length I think we all understand the unspoken rule that people are asking about "insertable" length. But hey you just want an excuse to feel rejected over something that isn't your own fault. Don't blame your dick for the shortcomings of...the rest of you.
Men, would you fuck in a privacy bush outside? Like in the sims?
>mfw anon has been measuring his dick from the asshole
>Women has insecurity over small boobs>"Noooo queen, we love small boob flat is justice!!">Man has insecurity over dick>"Get over yourself fucking retard kys"tiring
>>34101567>being mean online means nothingI mean idk about that. Being mean is being mean regardlessI'm not really a mean person IRL so idk. If someone annoys or upsets me I tend to just avoid them>>34101573Why not? Nothing is going to get better anyway>>34101576Just feel like a loser and that nothing will get better, the usual kekOughta sleep cause gotta be up early, nite <3>>34101582I don't want thorns in my ass so no
My penis belongs inside of you, doesn't it?
>>34101587Well to be fair, dicks have an actual functional use in making your partner physically satisfied. A tiny dick legitimately harms relationships. Its not just an aesthetic choice.
>>34101587I feel bad for you guys. You are still worthy to be played with.
>>34101587in sexual context, boobs are only aesthetics, dick actually needs to be usable to feel good
>>34101582Never fucked outside, but I got a few bjs and hjs at a public park. Ironically, the sluttiest girl I dated got creeped out when I suggested going into the bushes.
>>34101587Itty both tittie committee members who whine about it also get no sympathy. You have the body you have. If you don't have exorbitant amounts of money to change it you should shut the fuck up and make the best of it. This kind of shit is acceptable from a teenager who hasn't learned to regulate their emotions yet but I have zero patience for adults who spend a lot of time complaining about things they can't change. Go do something productive.
I have many things to say, but I ate four sleep gummies and soon, Morpheus will call for me, so bye for now.
>>34101569That sounds nice. I’ve been working a lot, very tired now. I’ll have most of January free, I’m so happy.
>>34101599night night
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?
>>34101337I've got a bubble on the bottom right corner. I still don't use a case.I'm gonna ditch this iPhone for a feature phone next year methinks. I don't really get much out of carrying a smartphone around, especially not since I also own an iPad and a laptop.
>>34101601Aw yeah, grats on all the hard work but have a good rest period in Jan, start the new year off refreshedCatch ya later
Men, do you consult the maps?
>>34101604pay for all my expenses so I don't have to work? tysm anon
>>34101261>Also I didn't get trooned out.Yeah, I have a rather tomboyish friend who has the mindset of "if I were born 10 years earlier they would've trooned me out." I think now's probably the best time to be a woman in any era (saying that when I do not know the future), and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. She definitely helped me expand my views of women and not end up so one-dimensionally conservative, if you catch my drift. It was funny because we like each other a lot, but are both fully aware of our incompatibility beyond friendship. So it's pretty good, outside of the random, fleeting intimacy we did share. While I think people are more likely to be the rule than the exception, the world and the economy isn't what it was post-WW2 where one-income could easily support a large family, and to deny that and argue that women should all be staying at home is akin to sticking your head into the sand. >>34101337Zero, I'm probably due for a screen protector change soon though. I have a bubble and a scratch on it. I know more girls with cracked phones than guys.>>34101457My full, stainless steel water bottle.>>34101461it's a tie between bacne and having no foreskin
Whats an easy but impressive meal to cook
>>34101602ty <3
>>34101608Is that a man thing or an autism thing bc I do that
>>34101461MMy small penis
Femanons, do you want to star in Blacked Raw?
Should a pedophile who feeds starving foreign children his semen be rewarded with a Nobel Prize for stopping World Hunger?
>>34101611boeuf bourguignon, pommes duchess and tarte tatin
>>34101539I want to run LLMs for ERP, so the point of booting into Linux is to free up resources in order to run bigger models at speeds that aren't agonizingly slow. So a VM won't work, and I don't want to buy a whole separate computer for it because that would be silly. >>34101550>wifilol
>>34101608>new ick unlocked
women have no empathy for men
>>34101608M, no, I often get blackout drunk and end up in the middle of nowhere, and end up sleeping in a field or on a bench or something
>>34101611Anything, assuming whomever you're attempting to impress can't cook.
>>34101608... yes.
>>34101615over my dead body>>34101619moid hands
>>34101608My mom does this shit all the time, it's so stupid
>>34101608yeah i have an app on my phone to look at REAL maps not the effeminate shit they have today
>>34101611Define impressive. Is "tastes really good" enough or do you also want "looks like it took more effort than it did"Fancy pasta, like a carbonara or smth
is it cheating to push back the fat a little bit when measuring your dick or noi just measured and im exactly 5' but it always felt small to me.
Men, is she hot?
>>34101626imagine trying to feel superior for what maps app you use
>>34101613You're a troon
>>34101618>I want to run LLMs for ERP,opinion discarded
>>34101461MShortWide cowlickChubby face (I can fix this one)Slightly below average dih
>>34101620That's because men still wear JNCO and Tripp pants and fucking stud belts in 2026 and talk about how they collect butterfly knives with the fucking Joker from Batman on them. All while telling gross jokes about vampire vaginas and getting raped by circus clowns, unprompted.
>>34101608why would that be a moid thing? I do it all the time, in fact I did it for like three hours yesterday
>>34101629I wouldn't say hot but she's pretty cute and has nice features
>>34101611Seconding fancy pasta. I want foid-prepared carbonara now
>>34101629Yeah I would with no shame
>>34101629No, she looks like a little kid.
>>34101628Unless you're so fat that your dick is useless anyway it won't make a difference.
>>34101631I'm not gonna let you check or anything but I've got a vagina. I just like to know how far away things are from other things.
>>34101629she's got a comely appearance from that pic and angle.is this some sort of bait?
>>34101630>opinion of modern map enjoyersad
>>34101629Yeah.Pretty hair and eyes. I bet she has a very pretty smile.
>>34101641damn i guess it really is mostly in my head
>>34101632I want to ERP but I don't want to cheat on my wife. It's a good solution!
men, is she hot?
>>34101620I wish my life was so good I could sit around crying about inane shit like compliments and empathy
>>34101596How attractive do you have to be to pull this off?
>>34101611I often impress people with homemade burgers and cocktails.
>>34101648Yeah. Not really my type, admittedly.
>>34101636>>34101642Moid hands
>>34101618Yeah, you're hooched. Invest in hardware or resign yourself to suboptimal gooning.
>>34101648Yes
>>34101648>glitchJH isn't real, she can't hurt you
I'm a bisexual guy, but my interest in men is only super feminine twink femboys or very muscular ultra masculine dudes who can break me in half. The average dude is not even remotely attractive to me. Anyone else relate?
>>34101648>bullying JH
>>34101649STFU you dont know SHIT about me. Fuck you
>>34101654I'm not bothered by the insinuation that I'm trans but I take great offense to the idea that cis women don't want to look at maps. Everybody likes maps to the point that they're regularly used as decor. You're being a hipster.
>>34101552mean on accident or mean on purpose?
>>34101659Absolutely not in anyway
>>34101568I'm also a Christian and you are being a huge phony
>>34101659Yes, kinda. But I would let an average man do me anyway, because I love cock.
>>34101649Your life has been filled with sexual violation and rape.
>>34101654I will find you and I will look at your house in google street view
>>34101648very
>>34101552M>When was the last time you were mean?Last week.>Why?My aunt was treating her daughter like shit and being an asshole while we were vacationing together
Femanons, do you look like this?
>>34101659Yes actually. Bisexual f but I like them my size or gigantic. There's this nebulous space that spans like 5'9" to 6'1" where I'm just like "meh"
I can see that wamen's pussey ^Does she know?
>>34101674no, hair is lighter, boobs bigger but the chub is similar
>>34100780MI've been thinking for a few days and I think the best NYR for me would be to quit this website, or at minimum, this board.
>>34101674No, I’m short skinny and asian.
>>34101674I look like a pile of sticks covered in melted wax compared to that.
>>34101680You in my bedroom right now!
>>34101661You have not faced a single real problem in your whole life and probably think shit like a fat nerd not getting laid without having to talk to anyone is a huge societal crisis
>>34101682sexo
>>34101680Do you need a bf?
>>34101683Whatever
>>34101671>so I'm gonna try stay on my medsWhy?
>>34101684O_O>>34101687I am also very mentally ill
You sold a pregnant woman crack because your mom was mean to you?
>>34101691>Why?So I don't get sectioned or arrested again lolThe fallout's just not worth it, also I fucking hate authority and having to deal with them in any capacity
>>34101695Not that I remember
>>34101674>that buttery layer of fat covering the abs but letting them still pronounce outwardsactually insane physique, she's hot as fuck
>>34101618>I want to run LLMs for ERP, so the point of booting into Linux is to free up resources in order to run bigger models at speeds that aren't agonizingly slow.
>>34101659I'm bi for some extremely feminine crossdressing femboys and MtFs but I don't think I'd ever act on it irl because no transperson I've met irl has actually looked that good, so I assume all of what I see online is filters, camera angles, and AI. There were like 7 or 8 in my uni apartment complex, and only one is close to being considered attractive (maybe if you put a bag over his head). Otherwise they all look like something straight out of an AGDQ stream (AND THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR SWORDS THAT THEY UNIRONICALLY NAMED AFTER FEMINIST ROCK BANDS, I AM LITERALLY DYING OF CRINGE).But yeah I think it's just vaginas for me tee bee ech.
Her skin is so soft. Why do I want to defile her?
Femanons, which one are you wearing right now?What do you wear when you go to bed?
>>34101686Silly
>>34101697>also I fucking hate authorityClearly not if you laid down like a good dog for them and took your pills
>>34101704marking her as your territory
>>34101685>You have not faced a single real problem in your whole lifeCall me when you have permanent physical injuries from a house fire that resulted in death of 2 family members. Fucking asshole
>>34101682What type of Asian?
>>34101707you are just my type
>>341017064, 4
>>3410170618
>>34101712You committed arson so that they wouldn't snitch after you raped them, didn't you?
We can be heroes, just for one day.
>>34101706Now: 5Bed: 19
>>34101713Japanese.What type of race are you?
>>34101715What type of panties?>>34101716Femanon, right?
What’s the ideal body fat percentage for health, but also skinny face?
GenderWho's worse, performative males or performative females?
>>34101724just black cotton ones like in Nr. 4
>>34101723Are you just ethnically japanese or are you the japanese anon we had here
>>34101714Thank you
>>34101706It's winter none of those are applicable. I'm wearing 2 layers of pants right now. Also what kind of psycho wears 15
>>34101712>permanent physical injuriesI do>a house fireYikes, 100% preventable
>>34101704It's in line with Rule 43 of the Internet.
>>34101706M20
>>34101726MPerformative males.
>>34101701I mean, I just wish there was a way to save sessions and switch. Dump my Windows OS session, memory, and so on into a file, load the Linux one instead. And then do the same in reverse to switch back.
>>34101726fthey are both cringe but you can't really be mad at people for trying to belong
>>34101724Mhm, I’m in bed.
>losing weight literally makes you have more penis>men still choose to be fatI will never ever understand.
>>34101721You're really Donald ducking it?
>>34101709If you refuse in the ward they just give you an injection anywayRegardless though I wish I was normal, I'll take any pills that can possibly help, being mentally ill is awful
>>3410173015 is like being naked and wearing socks disgusting
>>34101728Eh.. both? I don’t understand
>>34101739Exactly, when I lost 100 pounds due to depression, trauma, and burnout I could suddenly jack off a lot longer and funner once I recovered and my penis even looked longer. I was no longer so fat I could barely even see my own tiny little winky!
>>34101733I said FEMANONS
>>34101717>>34101731very cool
>>34101739its honestly a disaster because people write in this thread smaller dicks are better and fat and balding men get marriedyet i still cant find a gf
>>34101739Firstly, men hate women and want to serve the least penis possible.Secondly, having less penis gives men more victim points which is the one thing they love more than their penises.
>>34101735That wasn't quite what I was facepalming at, but alright lol.You're going to want to upgrade your computer if you really want to see substantial boost in performance. There's no way for you to boot both operating systems at once without using a VM.
>>34101748Bro, I can read, I just don't care.
>>34101739I mean I've been chubby and skinny and didn't really notice a difference to my dick. I only use it to pee anyway so it just doesn't matter Only reason I'm not fat is cause I'm too poor and depressed to eat much, and I'm too stupid to do jobs that aren't manual labour
>>34101751>having less penis gives men more victim points which is the one thing they love more than their penisestrvke
>>34101706>now2 but also 12? dumb shit>bed7, 9, or 12
>>34101706Post this every thread plz
>>34101741NtaIf you refuse meds they literally can't make you take them unless you're freaking out and being a problem then they'll inject you with some haldol. In order to force you to take a psych med they'd need a court order. However they do this shitty thing where they tell you "it's best just to cooperate and do what we tell you to do, you don't want us to have to take this to court and section you. If you behave you could be out of here in 72 hours"
>>34101760>anon has never been so mentally ill you'd do anything to not be you anymore check yo privileges
>>34101751you could not be more wrong if you tried, the only reason I even care about it being small is because i dont want to make a potential gf feel unfulfilled or like she has to "settle" sexually for being with me. You are so far off the mark its insane
>>34101739>fatNot everyone is fucking American, retard. I'm literally underweight and my dick is still small
>>34101617>>34101627>>34101638>>34101651None of this is easy....
>>34101739Being fat isn't a choice.
>>34101742That's way less egregious to me. Sitting naked on couch or bed but have wood floors and tile in the bathroom? Socks. The bra serves zero purpose without other clothes on unless you're trying to like, work out or cook bottomless which is a weird choice.
Men, has the thought of raping a woman just based on how she looks ever crossed your mind? Be 100% honest.
>>34101740I'm horny and don't want swamp ass
>>34101767I didn't know simmering some beef in wine with carrots and onions is what you consider difficult my bad
>>34101766>post specifically talking about fat people in isolation>WELL IM NOT FATYou may not be American but you're definitely retarded enough to be one.
>>34101772What the hell is simmering I don't have wineWhat kind of pan ? for how long?
>>34101702They are two distinct groups. Twink dudes who crossdress in their free time are all hotter than MtF trannies because the former know it's just a fetish and present as men in day to day life, and they typically have less debilitating mental issues that make things like fashion and good hygiene possible. Whereas the latter are all painfully autistic and are unaware of how unattractive they are, they think putting on a wig cancels out the 5 o clock shadow and makes them women.
>>34101767Carbonara really isn't that hard.Maybe do this instead if you want something dead simple:https://www.marthastewart.com/978784/one-pan-pasta
>>34101774do you not have access to google?
>>34101770In a fantasy way, maybe once or twice. In a serious way, no never
>>34101764Bitch how do you think I know what the procedure at inpatient is lol I was in for SI. They legally can not force you to take the meds.
Femanons, do any of you sing or play an instrument? I’m putting together an alt rock band…
>>34101773>men still choose to be fatYou are speaking about men, and your perception of male anons in this thread. Don't be disingenuous
>>34101770Not modern women.
>>34101770No, not even as a fantasy.
>>34101752Well dang.
i eat less but still gain weightcheckmate
>>34101782bitch which part of being so done with being you you don't give a shit anymore and just swallow whatever they give you since not swallowing it apparently isn't working at all is hard for you to understand?
>>34101767>burgers aren't easyWhere is your handler? Does she know you're trying to use a stove unsupervised?
>>34101767It's 4 ingredients...how much easier do you want.
>>34101770Sometimes I look at a woman and I have the desire to have a conversation with her, just based on her looks and knowing nothing about her.
>>34101791Exercise more.Eat better.
>>34101781>in a fantasy way, once or twiceThank you. This is the info i needed. Because fantasy implies to me, that you would do it if you could. Men are monsters..
>>34101770No lol that's sick
>>34101674She has nice toes. I want my semen all over them toes.
>>34101785Yes. Fat men. Specifically the ones who choose to be fat. If you had two fucking braincells you could rub together, that realization would have hit you. But it didn't, because you're a subhuman double-digit IQ vantablack monkey.
>>34101792Buddy SI stands for suicidal ideation. I was there because I tried to kill myself. Taking the psych meds they were trying to force on me wouldn't have helped with that goal. You chose to take the pills because you didn't care I chose to be difficult out of spite. If you want a pity party this is the wrong place.
>>34101804You said men chose to be fat. Not fat men chose to be fat.
>>34101770No. I consider the thought of raping someone to be firmly in the realm of outright insanity and incurable levels of depravity.
>>34101799Were you previously interacting with men and now won't? How does this change things for you?
>>34101805They forgot to pee in your mouth to rid you of the suicidal ideation. The acidity of the urine would have cured your ill humours.
>>34101770I never thought about raping someone, BUT every time I see a girl wearing slutty clothes, not just improper, but actually slutty, like fishnets, a 1-inch microskirt, a crop top with fuck me text that shows her underboobs and no bra, my dick gets so hard I can't look away.
>>34101805I know what it stands for. >I chose to be difficult I can tell.>pity partyYou're the one here that thinks having suicidal ideations is the ultimate suffering. Pls kys.
>>34101806If you read >men choose to be fatAnd cannot infer that the person in question is likely speaking strictly about people who fit in said category, you deserve to be airdropped into India and not allowed to ever leave.
Are you mentally ill in the brain? If so, what kind?
>>34101809You're just like the psychiatrists, trying to prescribe me things I've already tried. Unless it has to be a professional that administers the pee in which case I stand corrected and should give it a shot.
>>34101805>there because I tried to kill myselfSorry to hear that dude ): hope you're doing better now
>>34101820No, I'm mentally ill in my butt
>>34101822>the concern troll has arrived
>>34101812I wish you could see the irony here because to me this is very funny
>>34101819Okay so if i say women are whores and gold diggers, you understand that i'm just talking about specific women? Ofc not, you'll go on an entire rant on reddit about misogyny
>>34101826Not trolling, genuinely just sending you well wishes and hoping you're doing better now
>>34101820https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0
A woman and I should be hanging out together after work in our pajamas rn.
It’s kinda horrifying how much being a fat man sets you back.>uglier>dick appears smaller>less mobility>higher cortisol>less testosterone
>>34101832Yes. Because I am capable of conscious thought. I'm also not a woman you disgusting subhuman Dravidian homunculus.
>>34101834Lol I was about to post this
>>34101838>I'm also not a womanDidnt ask>disgusting subhuman Dravidian homunculusVery cool and witty reddit-bro. Updoot
Do you think that you have wasted your life? If yes, was it from a lack of trying or did you try and gave up?
I want a real woman. Not a whiny girl who's useless and only wants to receive but doesn't give. But THE woman who will support me, give me money from her rich family, look after the house, cook me tasty food, and always be ready for sex. Do such rare species still exist nowadays?
>>34101845Sort of, but it could have been a lot worse. Just because I could have done things differently that doesn't mean they would have actually gone better.
>>34101845Yeah, I’m 19 and it’s so over for me.I could’ve bagged a shorty baddie in highschool but I fumbled.
>>34101845Lol yeahI tried until I hit about 15. Now I'm kinda just waiting to die.
Fukked up onna perkyFeel like Charlie Kirky
>>34101842>r-redditimagine having no response to being called a retard but seething enough to still respond anyway
>>34101846You're describing the least desirable type of woman. Both of my bfs cheated on me.
>>34101758If you have a shirt over your bra it's 2No shirt is 12
>>34101845I think it's because of my upbringing, a neglected family. I learned everything on my own, so it took me more time, and I always lagged behind everyone in social development, even though I was better at studies and my career is better than the rest. Also, maybe my anxiety, I didn't want to "lose face", so there wouldn't be any rumors. But in the end, I arrived at the starting line, just later. I'm talking about doing drugs and going to orgies.
>>34101845Uh, no, I got two specialized Master's degrees that had nothing to do with what I later ended up doing for a career, which required only a high school diploma and not being depressed.
Why can fat women get bfs, but fat men cant get gfs?
>>34101858Mb you chose the wrong men? I'm a hikki, tho, so I wouldn't be able to cheat on you anyway.
>>34101867women have erotic sections of themselves, men don't.
>>34101845yes>got repeatedly told im "le gifted" a bunch as a child and got put in several "gifted" programs (I wasnt, obviously)>coasted by and never learned how to handle adversity and difficulty until I was an adultmy parents were both wildly terrible at actually being parents and lied to me about how smart/talented I was constantly, along with other adults
>>34101867They do though, ugly men get hot gfs all the time...
>>34101845Nah, not yet. It depends how this next part plays out. I might be 6k in the hole, or at least have a vengeful dude on my ass. There’s a price to pay for everything
>>34101874women only say this because they find 95% of men ugly.
>>34101867Everytime I go out there’s a homer simpson type of guy next to a baddie.
>>34101874Fat men are ugly? ...
>>34101874>oofy doofy gets used goodslol...
>>34101877to be fair most men do kinda look like shit
>>34101877>>34101885Women are not into men
>>34101820BPD gang <3 >>34101845M, yes 100%, my life's an absolute shitshow. Never seemed to make a jot of difference how much I "tried" to make things better. I keep trying anyway but it's all just darkness and chaos really.>>34101877Nah I'm a guy saying this. Men on average seem to care more about looks than women. Having a normalfag personality as a guy matters more for dating than being good looking
>>34101885most women are mid they just looksmax and do fakeup and occupy gynocentric society.
>>34101885True but so do most women. Ugly people really need to stop breeding.
>>34101867Probably if they have "pretty" faces and or look good. Same goes for men
>>34101867Dating and marriage correlate with obesity in men but not in women. Single men are thinner and fitter than taken men.
>>34101885Men could look better if they did skin care, did more than just use shampoo on their hair, did some light makeup, actually ate healthy and didn’t drink like pigs.
>>34101890Yeah but that's a good thing. Mid men should looksmax too. Why the fuck are you not trying to look as good as possible?
>>34101894None of that matters because of >>34101887Doing skin care and eating healthy won't make you taller or give you a face that makes women approach you.
>>34101596I've banged lakeside, beachside, and in a car a lot, at a rest stop... buncha places.
>>34101895I don't know how a woman could improve my life. I'm sure if someone gave me a good reason to try I'd put more effort in.
>>34101897I don’t want to hear your excuses.If you don’t look good, at least put in some work.
>>34101899Sex?
>>34101899>he thinks the only reason to put effort into his health, fashion, and hygiene are for womenYou are ironically the most debased simp-brained person in this thread, even though you don't see it.
>>34101873Gifted is part of Special Ed.You are mentally special.
>>34101907I'd say caring about clothes is pretty gay. At best you become more attractive to people you don't like. You sound like a gymcel.
>>34101902>at least put in some work.For who? women that dont even like men?
>>34101706Dress and underwearUsually 19
>>34101902>If you don’t look good, at least put in some work.For what? There is no reward for working hard.
Good things come to those who bait :^)
>>34101910>pretty gay.Putting effort into the way you present yourself to other humans is just good, self-respecting behavior. (All cynical benefits of doing so aside.) Do you live in a trailer park and wear cookie monster pajamas around town too?
Femanons, are you on that demon mode grindset?
>>34101721Hng I like femanon in big Tshirt and no panty.
Why do women seem so dissatisfied with chad that they harass us low-tiers. Are they sadistic?
>>34101918masturbate
>>34101845life is worth wasting.
>>34101903Nta, you can get that from a fwb or hookups, and even then you can just jerk off when you get hornyTbqh if you're an antisocial person friendships and relationships are a waste of time. I've tried both for the experience and came to this conclusion
>>34101910>At best you become more attractive to people you don't like.Lol, exactly.>bro you must work hard and become rich so that you can finally become worthy enough for the single mothers who hated you for 30 years
>>34101921I like Panty from Panty and Stocking, she is my waifu
>>34101771Why the shirt then?
>>34101927>waifu
>>341017061 >when you go to bed?literally any of these
>>34101845>Do you think that you have wasted your life? A bit, at least I have learned things from my experiences>If yes, was it from a lack of trying or did you try and gave up?I'm gonna try in a few months to perhaps try to try new things.
>>34101925>if you're an antisocial person friendships and relationships are a waste of timeI'm actually worse. I'm very moody depending, so some days or months I'm social and other times antisocial. It's so hard to have friends or a gf for someone like me.
>>34101919I'm a minority so even if I dress nice, whites will just seethe at something else I probably did, like talk funny.
White people don’t say “what an epic heckin bacon sauce” anymore, now they say “vgh mythical algorithm pull”
>>34101937I'm sorry, I didn't know I was talking to a minority. Do whatever you want, all that stuff I said before was for other people.
>>34101937Anon, bbc stocks on the rise
>>34101939I lied about being a minority I just wanted to see you change up. I'm from Sweden.
>>34101273the back of my ear or the top of my head>>34101230I;m playing poker fate for windows too lazy to look @ specs
>>34101927Based
>just be yourselfOk>NO, DON'T BE A FAT MAN, YOU FUCKING GROSS PIG?
>bf says he'll come home with me before we sleep at where he's staying>in the morning he's fine with me leaving aloneDoes he hate me?He is very jetlagged but this is after a year apart.
>>34101948Hi Tumblr.
>>34101942I was wondering why you said "minority" when nobody in my country says this about themselves so that makes sense. My point was sincere, though.>SwedenEven worse, I hope this one is a lie too.
>>34101950He probably was thinking of his ex, probably.
I am weak
>>34101793>:( I don’t know how to grill>>34101794Which one>>34101779Ok thanks
>>34101957Same, I need to work out and take vitamins
>>34101952>my countryTurkish?>>34101952>I hope this one is a lie too.Sheesh. Sure am glad I looksmaxxed and dressed up for no reason.
>>34101938>"vgh mythical algorithm pull”This is what I'm talking about when I say we're about to have a gambling problem.
>>34101958>I don’t know how to grillWHERE IS YOUR HANDLER
I dropped $1000 on computer stuff yesterday. Women how "icky" is that?
>>34101932Oh that's Penn Jillette, I liked his cameos on Babylon 5 and Miami Vice. Don't know much else about him.
I hired a woman from Reddit to tuck me in at night. that's her only job. AMA. She also gives me headpats three times a day.
>>34101965Was it ram?
>>34101965Define "stuff".
>>34101963Handler? What are you, a secret agent?
>>34101966He's a very talented magician.
>>34101965Not icky
one of hte things that make incels most mad is that they have this narrative that women are now struggling to date and upset that men are "pulling back" but it's a lie, women who want to date have an easy time doing so and women who don't want to date don't care
>>34101970No I already have a good amount of RAM, at least for my uses. I'm glad I got it when I did because it went up 5X since I bought it.>>341019719070XT (gpu) and a 1440p monitor. Also a hard drive to put in my old pc, I want to try installing Arch on it because I need a project.
>>34101961About to? People can and do bet on literally anything now with prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi
>>34101965Nice, wish I could do the same but with a car too.
>>34101910>looking good is gayThis is why women crave bisexual dick. I'm not even joking
>>34101970It was a spare hard drive for his illicit porno collection.
>>34101969How big are her boobs?
>>34101973What, he makes his penis disappear inside of women's pussy holes?
>>34101958>Ok thanksyw. Who's the lucky guy
>>34101986canteloupe!
>>34101855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VAmUOUVC3c>>34101845>Do you think that you have wasted your life?My real answer is that I'm not sure if anything is ever truly a waste because every little individual moment leads to a unique experience of both the world and your role in it. That being said I think for all intents and purposes my life hasn't been worth living. Mostly from just blundering opportunities and being mentally set back. A mix of not trying, trying at the wrong place or time, giving up.
>>34101996Are they saggy
>>34101976ok
Did someone say boobs?
giant cow tits
Lil femanon titties
BOOOBA
>>34102004No they're perky. The nips go up and out.
Itty bitty kitty titties committee
>>34102021Real??
>>34101629She has attractive features
hey /atoga/ so remember the situation from last thread of me cuddling this guy but not intending on fully dating him and also talking to another guy? Yea well, I told him the truth today and shit is kind of blowing up in my face. I didn’t want to hurt him but I did but I know there’s something to gain from this situation on both ends, I hope. Anyway, here’s a new book by Jeanette mccurdy the blonde girl Sam from icarly. Seems relevant.
Men can you massage booty and try not to get a boner?
>>34102031Why?
>>34101963I’m single fellas>>34101992My cousin
>>34102031Yes, but please, put some pants on.
>>34102031Yes, I can sincerely promise to never get a boner around BV.
>>34102030>hey /atoga/ so remember the situation from last thread of me cuddling this guy but not intending on fully dating him and also talking to another guy?no i dont and i dont care about the book, good luck
>>34102030It’s called “half his age”
Is bolognese hard to make? I have pasta and beef. Any Italians here (American Italians need not reply)
>>34102030Maybe I will finally get around to her biography.
>>34102021itty bitty kitty titty theocracy when
Every place keeps getting worse.>>34100362Dogshit picture.
>>34101965I don't think it's icky if you know what you're doing
>>34102039It is not.
>>34102030>>34102038>>34102041I'm completely uninterested in her fiction, but her autobiography was pretty good.
>>34102042Let me contact one of the local shelters about any new kittens.
>>34100423I neither want a gf nor do I want to stop hating them.
>>34102039No, it isn’t. Go get some tomatoes, olive oil, onions, mushrooms, basil, salt, pepper, oregano, red pepper flakes and garlic.t. WASP
Femanon, can I snort crushed adderall off your mons pubis?
>>34102034I’m fellas, singleI could teach you how to burger
I might just go outside because of how every place I frequent to any degree is getting worse.
>>34102050Yeah, I never read it, but seems good. I don’t have deep mommy issues like that, but everyone with a bpd mother would prob get a kick out of reading that. @ my ex
>>34102058It’s funny how it all turned out, isn’t it?There’s a very real chance I won’t be spending much time online anymore by 2035.
>>34102030I remember you. But are you also the same anon that spent years without an intimate relationship and was talking to 3 guys and was also planning a friendly hangout with a friend?Well, it’s quite unfortunate what’s happening to you right now, but, as we said in the last thread, you shouldn’t have reciprocated on the cuddle. You know that shit ain’t for friends. You led him on and now he’s mad when you shouldn’t have. To be fair, if he stays mad and can’t accept you just as a friend then it’s no great loss either.Well, I hope you can learn from this experience.
>>34102058internet sucks now, bye. Go enjoy life. It's just a big addict ring and data farm.
>>34102050This is the fakest shit I've ever read.
>might
>>34102058>ai slop takes over>nobody likes the internet anymore>everyone goes outsidegood ending desu
>>34102064You're very fortunate to be able to feel that way.
>>34102066what is she doing
>>34102054Do you need your nose flossed?
>>34102069I'm fortunate to think Jenette McReady (or however you spell it) is a liar?
>>34102061Yeah, I know, thank you. But it felt good, I told him I don’t regret it. He’s a little mad bc he said the pain isn’t worth it. Men are more sensitive than I ever realized. It makes me feel fuzzy but I have to be logical and tread carefully. I’m learning too, yknow. Anyways, thanks anon. I appreciate this.
>>34102070browsing /atoga/
>>34102072You've lived a fortunate life, yes.
ᵍᵉnᵗˡᵉ ᵖˡᵃᵖˢ
>>34102072She's glad her mum died
>>34102057Tell me now
>>34102066can average dicks fuck this kind of ass from behind?
>>34102071Yes, please. Also don't shower for a day or two beforehand. Thanks.
There is no safe space for chuds.
>>34102081But why is the n normal size
>>34102066I feel like a lot of Japanese porn features women looking really uncomfortable. Are Japs just into that? Or what's going on? Not a big fan of that sort of thing.
Do you think its better for a man to be short rather than average height? Cause at least being short weeds out girls who care about height. But average sized guys end up with girls who wanted the 6'+ guys, but had to settle
Hey, hey, you, you!I could be your boyfriend
>>34101081yeah, duh. all the time, to the point where it can be a problem
They should invent a product that makes foid pussy taste like strawberries and cream.
>>34102092thats what moids want. like, its what they live for.
>>34102092I'm into that.
>>34102095It's better to live happily in ignorance than to live unhappily with knowledge.Source: Genesis
>>34102101They have that it's lube.
>>34102087I need to escape so bad.
>>34102074It’s alright. Everyone makes mistakes all the time.But, you want to learn from them. And that’s great.
>>34102106Awesome. Now I just need a pussy to eat.
I know we have some religious anons ITT: what's the stance on icons on normal objects? Picrel for example>inb4 ask /his/All their religious threads are for arguing
>>34101873they didn't intentionally lie. our parents lived in fantasy land. they were exceptionally retarded and yet were handed the best lives for it, and naively believed that wishes and magic was going make their "special" children that they gave no effort towards would blossom 'gifted' lives.
>>34102092is that better or worse than porn that features women pretending to be extremely enthusiastic?
Growing up is realizing parents are just the chad/stacy of a different era and their worldview is incomplete/biased.
>>34102118NTA and M, but I feel it's significantly worse.Not wanting the woman to enjoy it, even if it's mostly just acting, is quite dark.
>>34101640She was 22 on the first picture
I used to be someones beautiful gf now I'm nobodys hag?
>>34101629Is she Mediterranean or latina?She's pretty.
>>34102120counterpoint; your idea of what women do and not enjoy is hopelessly naive
>>34102122she looks really cute with short hair, first one was kind of mid
>>34102125You're my friend.
I wish I was a twink 15 year old shonen protagonist who never aged, and I would marry an older nurturing MILF who takes care of me after my fights.
>>34102127That's not a counterpoint.My point was not about the woman, but the man who consumes it being turned on by one or the other.
>>34102125yes.
>>34102135I want the same but i want to have sex with my edgy male rival before we kill each other
How do I get a woman to look at me like >>34102133
>>34102144get several million dollars be 6'5" with a successful business of rescuing puppies and troll a trailer park for an 18 year old airhead out of highschool
>>34101387>why do black women have such nice asses?Fat distribution genetics. Or small dick gatekeeping. I don't know.
Femanons, do you want a twink son-husband?
>>34102126Pure wool French-Canadian!>>34102130Different haircut for different roles
>>34102151Wool?
>>34102150>son-husbandew noMy bf has a really pretty face and gets told he looks younger but he's not small. Twinkish enough for me
What do i have to do, or who do i have to vote for for us to finally get gender/sex segregation?
May I lick salt and pepper off of your areolas?
Should I order takeout or actually go out for dinner?
>>34102150Purrhaps
I love motherly, nurturing, supportive women with big boobs and thick thighs.
>>34102133No I'm not >>34102138Funny
>>34102144Be dis guy
Be Chad
>>34102161I don't think that's how you do body shots, but you can drink tequila out of my belly button and lick the salt from my nipples.
Which of these two paths represents a healthy relationship with a woman, and which represents being chronically un-sexed or prison gay out of desperation?
>>34102166Femanons: "something something second wife bang maid"
>>34102150I just want him
>>34102169Why does he look like a muppet here?
>>34102177He looks like a muppet everywhere he's a 6/10
>>34102161>salt and pepper abrasion on nipsNo. Only pulverized drugs. And you can dip em like a baby bottle pop.
>>34102039No, it's not hard but it takes time (at least 4 hours) and some understanding of the ingredients.Ingredients:>meatA mix of veal, beef and sausage. 40% sausage, 30% veal, 30% beef. If you're in the US, pick a good quality sausage, avoid things with strong flavors and herbs like the italian sausages you find in stores. Beef should be 85/15 or 80/20.>veggiesOnion, celery, garlic. Finely chopped, equal proportions. Around half of the weight of the meat.Other than that, you'll need butter, milk, wine (to taste), tomato paste, bay leaf.Brown the meat in a pan with a bit of oil; medium/high heat, wide pot. You want the meat to *brown*, you're looking for Maillard reaction. This can take up to an hour.Set the meat aside. Same pot, add butter, make butter melt. Put veggies in and cook the veggies. Lid on initially, then lid off to make the water evaporate. Once water evaporates, lower the heat. Cook until golden and nice.Add back the meat. Once it starts to sizzle, you can add the wine if you want. If not, add the tomato paste. You want the one that is in the tube, as concentrated as possible.Mix mix mix.Add milk. Has to be whole milk. Every kg of meat, you want around 500-600 ml of milk. Add slowly and according to the needs, adding more once it dries up.Will take about 4-5h. Recipe I translated for you is this one:https://bressanini-lescienze.blogautore.espresso.repubblica.it/2011/06/13/le-ricette-scientifiche-il-ragu-alla-quasi-bolognese/This is fairly easy and fool proof, even my friend who can't cook for shit managed to make decent ragu following it.
>>34102177He's looking down at the lil goat, you mophead. Leave my husbando alone.
would you date a little muppet doll.but he’s not famous, he’s like one of the rejects muppets.he just kinda scrambles around.
>>34102180FOUR HOURS??? You're insane
>>34102125Kek same
>>34102180>'re looking for Maillard reaction. This can take up to an hour.This is retarded and grossly wrong.You are an incredibly stupid person.
>>34102180>ground beef charcoal bologneseWala!
>>34102185Guy think's he's making Mapo Tofu or something, that's a recipe where you actually do fry ground beef until it's browned and crispy.
>>34102125>>34102184You guys feel like talking about this?I’m all ears.
>>34102183I'm not. Making ragu takes time, it only tastes good if you take time to make the ingredients cook slowly and mix well together. I don't make bolognese a lot, I usually make different types of ragu, but it never takes me less than 4 hours to make.>>34102185>>34102187Huh? Depends on how much meat you're cooking lol The recipe I posted has timestamps. Usually it takes me less because I don't cook 1.5 kg of beef, but if you make a large amount of beef it can take an hour or so to get it browned.Again, that recipe is popular in Italy and pretty fool proof.
Do you think someone would do that? Just come onto the internet and lie?
>>34102191Tofu? What are you, fucking Asian or something?
>>34102192>You guys feel like talking about this?Got dumped, turned ugly. What's there to say
>>34102163Is that really your type?
>>34102194Like, I kinda get the idea.But, it’s so lame. Like, you can’t even see their face.
Men, would you smash cake on your wifes face if she really said she didn't want to and wouldn't want to do that to you either?
>>34102194>Who would lie on the internetThe governments of Russia, China, America, and then some; trolls; shitposters; creative writing degree rejects; perverts for whom lying on the internet is their only outlet for deranged erotic fantasies; online human traffickers and pedophiles; online abuse, gaslighting, and grooming networks. The list goes on and on and on
>>34102201Just lick it up like Scooby Doo what's so hard about that
>>34102197Why'd you do it. Why'd you make that happen. Thought you could get better? kek
>>34102195No, but I went to China once and really liked sichuan pepper so I make mapo tofu sometimes.https://www.chinasichuanfood.com/mapo-tofu-recipe/#recipe
>>34102203>n-not me though, I'm good, lol
>>34102208Nah, I literally am a shitposting pervert.
>>34102197Same sorta of but my skin is still okay.
>>34102201I want my wife to smash her cake onto my face.
>>34102207Did you also get a penis and prostate massage from petite Chinese girls?
>>34101190this thread hurts mewhy is reality so cruel?
>>34102211... is anon suggesting instead of a garter toss it be a plug toss?
>>34102214There's nothing you can do or sayNo way for you to un-betray Love is not a game of chanceIt hurts me But we've danced our last dance
Plappity plap (dont talk back)
>>34102215Instead of tossing a bouquet, the wife should be turned upside down and tickled until she shoots a buttplug into the crowd
>>34102197Getting old sucks, especially for women.but, your worth goes beyond just neing “someones beautiful gf”.your age didn’t erase your strengths, your ability to love.
I (29 m) am already the only single one out of my friend group, and in a few days I’m about to be the only one that’s not either married or engaged too. How do I cope?
>>34102219I am imagining injury from an unsuspecting crowd and laughing so hard I'm crying.
Do ladies still think the phantom of the opera is sexy?
sometimes when I'm in bedI imagine a girl laying next to mesmiling at each other as we fall asleepI wish I could experience this one day.
>>34102205I didn't do anything I just went into a rapid decline>>34102210Mine is awful>>34102220Be honest, men don't care about that stuff. It's a perk for them at best
>>34102220don’t they know someone else that is single?
>>34102223FUCK YES. Young Gerard Butler could've gotten this anytime.
>>34102213Nah, didn't go to those parts of town. Saw a bit of that in Japan, I accidentally wandered into this square and some chick in an anime outfit grabbed my shoulder and said "Massage?" but I said no and got out of there.
>>34102228meant to reply>>34102221
How do I style my hair without looking like a retard? My hair gets puffy and idk how to make it look decent. I usually make it wet and force it down, but it seems weird.
Women do you think its become an ick for a guy to be in the tech industry?
>>34102236yes
>>34102230Even if he had the scars from the broadway one?
>>34102228>>34102232I don’t live near most of them, so any potential set ups aren’t really a realistic option. If I lived closer to them I’m sure that’d be a better option. This is my college friend group and we constantly talk daily in our group server
>>34102230Hi JH
Soooo.... The 18yo chick from my gym kept liking my stories on ig.Today she posted couple pics from Christmas dinner thing and she wore a nice dress.So i sent her msg that its a nice dress.She thanked me a lot.We chatted a bit and uhm, i said we should train togheter at gym sometime.I didnt expect anything but she said sure why not.Overall she seemed very open to idea despite even my risky msg that said "maybe we could be training partners :wink:" to which she replied "good plan"Then she said, she could maybe find some time tomorrow but also immediately excused herself that shes busy cause she needs to prepare for new years eve and shitThoughts?Probably has plans (with a dude) for NYE right... But on pics from christmas dinner there was no dude, just her mom so maybe shes single afterall
>>34102239Well he'd keep his mask on.>>34102243Hi. I think my opinion is common, though.
>>34102236Its not ick when you drive brand new tesla and have own place paid for already mate
>>34102223The character, Erik, is literally an incel.
>>34102251a lot of people just travel to places with friends on NYE and plan this shit weeks before.you’re probably fine.
https://streamable.com/lpr6clWhat do femanons think about moids groaning at the gym
A lot of small guys are bothered that women like tall men, but tall men enjoy it. There's an element of envy and unfairness to it; you can't become taller and it's bothersome because it means women won't like you based on something you have on control over.However, when guys are bothered that women like rich men, it's not related to fairness or envy; you CAN become richer, but even rich men don't like the idea of women liking them for their money, and many of them go to great length to make sure a woman like them for non-financial reason, some even hiding that they're rich. I don't really know what that means but that's something I observed.
>>34102223A4
>>34102221SameIt sucks lol
>>34102235Buy male and or some female hair products if it helps
>>34102221this but minus any friend groupbe thankful for that at least
>>34102260Height is a largely immutable characteristic, one's financial resources are an external object and not a true part of an individual. In the former case the tall man is the object of desire, in the latter the money is the object of desire and the rich man is just a point of access.
GenderCoolest/Most attractive eye colorIMO blue and grey are cool
>>34102255Yeah, he kills and manipulates people for the entire play, but he does the literal most anti-incel and manly shit ever and lets the girl choose what will make her happier in the end. now that’s true love.
women are stinky
>>34102262Deepthroating this FREAK woman
>>34102271Most human beings' bodies are after they exercise or move around a little, is that concept new to you?
>>34102264What would work best for getting knots out?
>>34102268MHazel
>>34102260As a tall man i can say that there defiently is hot height difference between me being 6'3 and girl being 4'10 goblin.With that being said, id LOVE the shit out of a 6'2 tall girl godly legs.I think they are way superior to short goblins
>>34102268MGreen
>>34102262(Fuck it didn't keep the flat symbol, it goes in the middle)TestA4
>>34102275Do you have curly hair?
>>34102268Eye color is less important than overall eye area shape and whatnot.I do like when theres a lot of eye "white" part visible, especially if they wear nice eyeliner or whateverSexo
>>34102268>Gender>Coolest/Most attractive eye colorBrownLight BrownGreen EyesGray EyesBlue Eyes>IMO blue and grey are cool
>>34102282Yeah, it naturally looks like I stuck my hand in a light socket.
>>34102274I thought only men can be stinky.
>>34102268MI have never paid attention to a woman's eye color and I couldn't tell you the eye color of any woman I know including my exes or current girlfriend
>>34102252I was about to ask how many times you've seen Gladiator and then I realized that's Russell Crowe.
>>34102289nta but jesus christ dude do you even make eye contact
>>34102251She also used :beating heart: emoji or whatever to one of my msgsNot sure whats up with that neber seen it before
>>34102268FThe really light blue that albino people have that can look purple/reddishGreen-Blue like in>>34102133
Women if you dont have long term monogamy on your profile i will try to fuck you on the first dateYou have been warned
>>34102268Brown.All the others are boring and lame.
i want tall women but tall women don’t want me.i can do nothing but respect their decision
Femanon, with her future son be like
>tall>want a girl way taller than me that makes me feel smallgg
>>34102302How many femanons ITT have molested their son's pee pee?
>>34102303chadlet victory once again
>>34101879I mean, yeah; they're at least not nearly as attractive as they would be if they weren't fat, to most people>>34101936Yeah, same here lol, if you have a mood disorder it's difficult to maintain anything desu>>34102162Takeout, going out sucks
>>34102285Use curl cream and or mousse and some light gel
How do women expect to be loved when men have hardly any say in who they end up with? Im going to gf the first girl who will have me who isnt ugly, fat, insane or insufferable. Im only avoiding the negatives/dealbreakers here. I dont get to even pick based on what i like and ill most likely never love the girl i date because i dont get to have standards. Ill just play along and use her for sex/bills and not to be alone.
>>34102302JH with her kids.
>>34102309Yikes
>>34102308I'll try it and see if it helps, thank you.
>>34102305My mom would come home drunk at like 12 am and make me feel very uncomfortable.
>>34102307>Takeout, going out sucksToo late, I'm already out.
>>34102309Not ugly not fat Not insufferable and not insane is like the chicks who ask for 6'6 finance bro
Is just wanting a pretty face too much?Like, I don’t care if she’s got no boobs, ass, hips, cute feet, cute hands,if she’s got a pretty face that’s all that matters.
>>34102309>>34102314The average male experience is pure kino
>>34102309>the first girl who will have me who isnt ugly, fat, insane or insufferable
>>34102317No, but pretty face women know they are prettyI personally aim for chicks who have "okay" face and great bodies (ass)
>>34102291You were probably thinking a bit about 300.
>>34102321NtaI am convinced every man who's ever been interested in me does what you do
>>34102310What even is the implication? He's not naked.
Watched the latest JCS video and that guy reminds me so much of my ex. Did I almost get murdered?
>>34102324Hi JH
>>34102315Where you headed? >>34102221SamesiesI realised one day I had nothing in common anymore with my normalfag friends so I just phased myself out of the groups until I was a ghost kekLife is more peaceful when you avoid everyone and just spend time with your cats. I loathe the human race and will laugh one day when they meet their self-inflicted demise(I am going ice skating with a babe in 6hrs though so ttyl)
>>34102327Is nuJCS still good? I heard they replaced the narrator with an AI voice.
>>34102328Not
>>34102324I will be real honest here for a secondA pretty face of a woman who smiles to me DOES feel nice, but if shes flat and has narrow hips / stickly thin body, i will never be as attracted to her physically as a woman with juicy ass that hypnotizes me as she walks.This isnt a dig at you, a lot of women compliment my chest, and not my face, for a reason.I play into my strengths and you should too.
>>34102328Fuck you, that's not me. I have a sexy as fuck face. My insecurity is that, once a guy stops looking at my face and ass that I show off, he'll realize I'm short and flat and a pear.
>>34102334Extremely plappable pear
is dating a chubby girl and intentionally leading her into going into the gym evil?I mean, I could like the girl a lot, but is wanting her to go to the gym superficial and manipulator-core?
>>34102330Italian place I haven't been to in a bit. The bartender has awful lip fillers and might be drunk. She makes a decent margi thou.
>>34102336she will lose weight and then call you the abuser despite improving her SMV when she eventually monkeybranches to chad.
>>34102336Better to get a chubby girl, get her to gym to make her ass even bigger and firmer.If she gets in good shape she will dump your ass for chad once she gets more attention from guys more handosme than you
>>34102335So I've been told. While being plapped.
>>34102336Depends. Are you encouraging or manipulating? Is the relationship contingent on your success or would you still want to be with her if you can't convince her to go?
>>34102336Yes. Date someone because you like who they are, not because you like who they could be.
>>34102339>>34102340damn…fatties are evil
Apparently this is just normal if the skin tag got too much trauma and got blood cut off, so soon it will blacken and either have a 50-50 chance of falling off or staying on and requiring derm removal to prevent spread of necrosis. I hope it falls off, but I'm still shedding a few tears because I don't like losing part of me, watching it turn blue and black, and even if it's a benign skin growth I feel sad for having part of me die. Am I a fag for crying about this.
There's two types of women: Women who can get chad, and women who feel they can't. If she's "nice" it almost always means she feels she can't get chad, or that "chad likes women who are nice".
>>34102334>short and flat and a pear.Why did you type "raw sex appeal" three times?
>>34102347It's not raw. It's very heavily advertised and cultivated sex appeal. If I didn't try so hard, I'd be way more of a mess.
>>34102331The script is unprofessional now
>>34102345Idk when I had a skin tag I just twisted it, tied around it to cut off the blood flow even more, and just kept twisting and pulling until my armpit was back to normalSo yeah you're a bit of a fag about the whole "oh no muh body" thing but you're also a retard for managing to fuck this up
>>34102343>>34102342It’s not that I don’t like her. She’s amazing.But that shit just ain’t healthy. If she goes to just a bit chubby that’s fine.I don’t want to make an “investment”, but liking someone doesn’t mean you want her to stagnate.
>>34102346I somehow feel worse when I mostly get sexual and romantic attention from chronically ill, unfit, morbidly obese, physically deformed, or unhealthy women who seem to want a caretaker-with-benefits than when I receive no female attention at all.
>>34102334From what you've described about yourself you're the sexiest woman ITT imo. Although I might be biased because I like Black women and Latinas so you being mixed is 10/10. But that aside your personality seems to be perfect, Intelligent, loving, caring, loyal, strong etc. ik everyone has insecurities but focus on the positive things like the fact you have a guy that loves you already your BF.
>>34102349How do you cultivate being short?
the truth is that chad doesn’t exist
>>34102353It's because they give you that chance, but you don't want them, and so you have to give it up That's how women feel
Let suppose I had an inherited and original Chen Danqing from his "Tibetan era" how much would could I sell it for and how can I get it valuated?
>>34102350How so?
>>34102357??? it's literally in Africa look at a map sweaty
>>34102336It's a real shitty thing to do. Why not just date a fit/gym girl if that's your thing?>>34102337She sounds like a real oneHope the food is goodK I gtg so I'm not dead tomoz, see y'all in 2026 lel
>>34102341"Going to plap your skin off!!"
>>34102353The trick is to know that if she was healthy, fit, not fat, physically normal, or well-adjusted, she would just monkeybranch and probably bad-mouth you when she trades you out for a chad. Remember, Cindrella is Princess-In-Waiting, not a have-not, like many men are. To her, being lame is just a waiting room.
>>34102361have you ever been there?No????You’re not stupid enough to fall for a stupid piece of paper, right?I bet you feel real stupid right now.
>>34102358How is that how women feel? Women have to separate a lot of douchey, entitled, pitiful or arrogant men from the men they actually want, but the men they actually want are still there on the roster of candidates for dating, sexual hookups, and long-term relationships. Men's dating experience is like taking a survival job at McDonald's when you studied Physics at MIT.
>>34102336Best off doing that early rather than a year in and you cant get away with it unless you are an active person.Go become a hiker or a gymbro. She will feel like she needs to keep up or bail if shes unwilling. That way its her decision not you imposing it on her. Or dump her for made up reasons if she doesnt start tagging along.
>>34102361>Chad borders Niger, which is shaped like a fried chicken drumstickfurther evidence that God is the original shitposter
>>34102360Weird moments and they say the f word for some reason
>>34102370ew
>>34102364I had sex with a woman who was physically attractive and wanted to date me but was later upset at her when I found out she was a cancer patient and had epilepsy.
>>34102367>but the men they actually want are still there on the roster of candidates for dating, sexual hookups, and long-term relationships.Clearly not Thats why they go for men like you
>>34102362I helped her while studying some stuff and I fell for her.
Id impregnate speedrun this chubby redhead qt from my gym given consensual chance.
>>34102372This can't be real lmao0/10 ragebait
>>34102369Speaking of God, have you ever met a jew? No! And that’s because jews don’t exist. Israel is just full of american and european psychopat in cosplay, who like to kill people.
Femanons I tore a chunk out of the web of my thumb yesterday, can you kiss it better?
>>34102352The point is the relationship hasn't even started yet and you're already plotting how you might mold her to better suit your tastes. That is wrong. Aside from the health factor, it's not all that different from dating a small-breasted girl while plotting to get her a boobjob. Date someone who is already suited to your tastes instead.Also, to begin with, gym doesn't typically solve weight problems. That's an eating too much food problem.
Even girls with cancer get more dick than me
>>34102377>have you ever met a jewI've met dozens...
>>34102382Bakers dozens?
>>34102384Yee
>>34102373Yeah, okay, how much are you willing to pay me to fuck your 400 pound opioid-addict sister with a goiter and dry skin who's on AIDS medication and has never had her record expunged from the local sex offender registry for getting caught sucking off a donkey and jerking off a kid she was babysitting?
Israeli shyt gf is literally the meta going into 2026
>>34102372She wanted you to pay for it and you said no, and she got mad. No loyalty, she would have upgraded to chad the minute she was cured. *Never* be a beta provider.>I met this guy....and then ghosts you
>>34102381I got one for you right nowGive me your hand
>>34102381No shit? It's like make a wish but you also get mutually rewarded as a man to take care of a girl with cancer and fuck her daily until she dies having known love only thanks to you to her end of days, then you can move on.
>>34102391I’m gonna start banging these bald bitches.Hell, even the old widowed ones!
Women just be 30 or under, pay half the rent dont have kids and smoke pot with mePlease
How does one move on
>Chad ghosted me AGAIN
>>34102381Women with cancer are always crushing. Leave some dick for the non-malignant femanons!
Finally a flat chest girl thread on /gif/
>>34102395I'm not sure either anon
>>34102379I really screwed up didn’t I?Fuck…Like, what am I even supposed to say?“I really like you, but I prefer skinny girls. So when I started this relarionship with you I thought I could make you go to the gym, but that’s wrong and I shouldn’t have started it if I wanted to change you”?
>>34102395Idk but you have to turn it into a self improvement arc where you lift, read nietzsche and dont talk to anyone for 6 months
>>34102382>met 12 jewsNo you haven’t jew were invented by Hollywood!
PSA for women: If you let me fall for you, you will immediately find a bf/husband who isn't me.
>>34102404NtaYeah pretty much. You're going to crush her self esteem or she'll hate you, maybe both but this is how we learn lol.
I'm sociopathic, do people really cry and shit over break-ups? Seems gay and weird.
>>34102387Really? Thats the kind of girls? How come men reject me then
>>34102378Id kis his booboos.
Eating femanon's pussy with a nice Sauvignon Blanc and some crostini
>>34102410>I'm sociopathic, do people really cry and shit over break-ups? Seems gay and weird.Yea...do you take pills?
>>34102410The last time I got dumped I made 8 other people cry out of pure spite.
Facegang is kind of overrated. Some guys on discord posted this chick and it's like yeah sure she's not the best looker but if she doesn't make your life Hell and you enjoy being around her then go for it.Stop worrying about what people might think and instead focus on finding someone who you're genuinely just happy with and like.No excuse for fat chicks though, literally just lose weight porky pig. Stop fucking eating.
>>34102416No, why?
>>34102405I never want to be a woman who lifts
>>34102418That looks like a tranny and you're a legit contrarian
>>34102417You hated it, right?
Femanon, I can fix you.
>>34102421I thought sociopaths usually take therapy and pills
>>34102424Being dumped or making people suffer with me?
>be woman>out of multi year relationship where you were abused>muster the courage to date again>he pulls out his android to check the time>immediately icked and red flagged and muh vibes arent checked>go home to your cat to eat a tub of ice cream and die aloneIts a caricature but i keep noticing it
>>34102410Yeah, kinda wanna kill myself rn t b h
Would a girl dislike being told her boobs are cute?
>>34102423Not a tranny just kind of ugly face. But I'm being sincere. I used to be face gang too until I started thinking about how happy I was with just basic things in my life and genuinely I think finding someone who is loyal, who you get along with, who has similar values and who you can actually merge your life with hers trumps looks.
>>34102429a lot of people, and this is very common with incels, are just very vain and would rather die alone than be with someone they see as “inferior”
>>34102430Why what happened anon. Make yourself some tea
>>34102431No
>>34102418Bitch looks like vivziepop but worse.
men, Is this normal for a girl who hasnt worked out in months? I feel like my arm is really big
Boobielovers, how much ugly can the face of a slim busty woman be before you would say no to sex with her?
>>34102432She's not ugly, she's chubby/chubby fat. That's why I said you are a legit contrarian
>>34102434He doesn't want me. I don't want tea though.>>34102429My cats are dead but I have ben and jerry's. There was a sale.
>>34102426>takeNot unless they're psychotic.>>34102428Being dumped.>>34102430Over what they did?
>>34102438It looks fine I think
>>34102441Tea will help you calm down.
>>34102433My android is more expensive than what ever piece of shit with a cracked screen she had and i dont even know if that was itI keep noticing women end up in relationships with pieces of garbage but also bail on a second date for insignificant or no reason except vibes
>>34102439She'd have to be pretty busted.
>>34102438built for fast handjobs
>>34102438Jerk me off please
>>34102447It's not fair boobs are literally everything
>>34102443My roommate says i have big biceps and she was jealous. Made me feel weird
>>34102444I am calm though I'm smoking a cigarette in the garage, just pretty sure I want to kill myself. Tea isn't going to change that and I don't want any, you're making it weird.
>>34102442>Being dumped.First and only time I've thrown up from stress. I've been in a drunken death spiral ever since.
>>34102450The femanon specifically asked boobielovers to be fair. I was going to mention make her flat and thin and I'd want to fuck her even more but then didn't because the post wasn't directed at me.
>>34102452Do you have loose skin? What's that texture?
>>34102450Not really. Small booba and a cute face mogs a busted tittymonster every day and twice on Sunday.
>>34102120moids literally live for the sake of harming women during sex.if you wanted women to enjoy it, you would act completely different, but obviously youd listen to what women tell you to do during sex.
>>34102438cute knee shape
>>34102456Well you should've.
>>34102452Is this Kittenposter?
>>34102457Yeah i have loose skin, i lost a lot of weight
>>34102452Your roommate is smoking rock.
>>34102452This isn't big
>>34102460maybe women shouldn't troll men 100% of the time, sex is literally the only outlet a man has
>>34102460Damn sumefacist you looking mad rapeable tonight, how you doing?
>>34102461What does that mean>>34102463uh, meow?
damn all the whores are here tonight
>>34102442>Over what they didNo, over the complete collapse of a new life I was building with this person, and some things that were going right for me that I have to let go of because I have to move. It hurts to be told by a person that you think is amazing and want to spend the majority of your time with that they do not feel the same way about you.
>>34102460plap
>>34102471I'm not a whore
>>34102438It looks pretty normal to me. Not particularly big or skinny. You just seem to have fast tendons. There this canadian track runner, who has almost no visible muscles, but her tendons react quickly as fuck!
>>34102478Unless you're a man yes you are
>>34102464Good for you! I'm working on that now.
>>34102439Like, very very ugly.
>>34102469Do you wear glasses? You seem like you wear glasses.
>>34102460Okay i want to get choked though. Is that so bad?
How do I stop getting sexual pleasure from femdom? I fucking hate it. Men should be the dominate one, my brain knows this but my dick doesn't.
>>34102471
>>34102452>>34102438bro you're supposed to bend your arm when you flex your biceps we cant tell how normal that is or is not because of thisits like asking if you run at a good pace then dropping a video of you of slurping across the floor on your tongue
>>34102489>just want to have gentle, passionate and slow sex with a lady>dirty pervert foids always want to be choked and spanked and other such gross things you are SICK and you need HELP.
>>34102438Everything about you, screams average.>Shape>Boobs >muscle>Hair lenghtYou don’t lack anything but you aren’t remarquable either. Just find some guy with the sens of humor as you, and he won’t say no.
>>34102489Jow do I choke women who want to be choked safely?I know you don’t need to choke with the intent of killing!But, what’s the sweet spot? Where do I apply pressure and how much?
>>34102496You know you can do both, right?
>>34102489I only want to spank and slap a woman. Choking is too scary.
It might seem like a crush, but it doesn't mean that I'm serious.
>>34102492>be nice guy>continually get rejected for xyz reason>monkey brain snaps because you are failing at literally the only thing that matters having sex and reproducing>not so nice anymore
>>34102489Yes I want to have gentle romantic sex with a lot of kissing not this pseudo rapeIf I wanted to do that I'd have just joined the military
>>34102489you were almost interesting for two seconds before i realized it was you
>>34102495im sory i dont know how muscles work
>>34102505It doesn't matter. You have skinny arms and no biceps.
>>34102498Squeeze the sides don't crush the front
>>34102452Absolutely average arm. Little bit of cellulite, but that’s normal for women in their early 30’s.
>>34102489You can't even get a hug, how you gonna get choked?
I will post my body transformation on December 30 2026 on /atoga/, and you will be proud!
>>34102508okay thats good though, i dont want biceps
>>34102498Use one hand.
>>34102505Why don't you have sex with your roommate? Seems like she wants to fuck.
You just make an L with your arm, then try to flex your bicep. If its making any real shape at all it beats most peopleYours probably will do something
crashout soon fellow stalkers
My eyes are boiling
>>34102418why bother when you can just find a guy into fat chicksi was watching some wifeswap earlier and one of the nicer couples had a fat chick wife and the guy described her as "something to hold onto" and "cuddly" and was immediately against the new wife who was skinny the moment he saw her
>>34102498like this i think>>34102503I mean i want that too i just really want to submit for some reason>>34102517she has a boyfriend
>>34102522they aren't supposed to do that
>>34102529Thank you doc, I have the flu
>>34102528>i just really want to submit for some reasonnicemy kind of woman
>>34102528I would make you my pet. You would wear a collar.
who would win BPDemon or Nitrous Oxide
>>34102268MAs a blue eyes man I can sayGreen is the only notable eye colour. Blue is ugly, brown is ugly, black is ugly, grey is ugly
>>34102528You’re so stupid lmao
>>34102528>she has a boyfriendSo? It's [current year], she can have a girlfriend too.
>>34102521"""""""""crashout"""""""""""" and its just uninspired all caps bullshit
>>34102531I don't want to ask chatgpt about the boiling point of vitreous eye goo but I am pretty sure they are still not supposed to do that
If you don’t train to be ready to help against the invasion of Lucifer why bother?
>>34102537clingy gf
>>34102528>she has a boyfriendShe's just playing hard to get.
>>34102541>gatekeeping crashoutsnigga...
I got a gf to mask being gay and now I feel bad about itHow do i dump her but also stay in the closet?
Girls, would you like taking nude photos and being your boyfriend's personal pornstar?
>>34102537I once put a towel on my mouth and bretaed in deodarant.Awesomest second of my life.
>>34102520ignore tv
>>34102460>>34102489The duality of foids kek
>>34102544No, they’re not. If I don’t make it, tell my wife I love her
>>34102551So you're both homosexuals?
>>34102551Just get out of the closet.You’re just making things worse for yourself.Be free and kiss men in their hot mainly mouth.
>>34102554Yo is that How It's Made?
>>34102554Yea about what I figured. Not bad. If you don't lift, not bad genetics it seems.
>>34102554Pardon me, would you like to be inseminated?
>>34102554>switchthat's why
>>34102554We creating the next generation of the IDF soldiers with this one.
Decorations are fundamentally a feminine thing. Like why do you need wall decorations, throw pillows, plushies, collector cups, and other stupid shit like that? Everything in my house needs to justify itself. If it has no current or potential future use to me and can't be sold for money then it shouldn't there, and "looking cool" isn't a valid reason for justifying its existence. Holiday decorations are the worst offender, you have middle class oofy doofy dudes spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars on making their yards look kinda cool for a month, and they probably wear Christmas sweaters while their wives peg them.
>>34102534thats like 99% of women? I dont think there is anything unusual in my desire to submit>>34102539im about to take 20 credits this next semester we will see>>34102540>>34102548no i dont think thats how it works..Anyways is the 7 pointed star EVER in a pair??
>>34102567Broke nigga alert
>>34102551>I'm too busy for a relationship, I can't treat you the way you deserve right now>if she tries to become fwb, say no
>>34102569>no i dont think thats how it worksQuitter
>>34102569>Anyways is the 7 pointed star EVER in a pair??Is this some Kabbalah nonsense?
>>34102498There've been a good amount of studies on this recently ever since teenagers in I think it was england started doing this so much their grades dropped (not even joking, choking actually causes short term and maybe long-term mental damage) and the tldr was that you can't. You are choking someone. You are giving them less air to their brain. There is literally no safe way to do it, only less harmful.The suggestion I saw pop up a few times was to just spank instead because that damage we know heals and just feels sore, instead of actually lowering IQ by a measurable amount for an indeterminate amount of time
>>34102567
>>34102567I would like to introduce you to the concept of art. People seem to really like it. I am an adult but sometimes you just want to look at some textures or something shiny humans tend to respond to visual stimulation.
>>34102569It's very natural and beautiful. I find great beauty in the fact that not only do male and female gentiles compliment each other perfectly, but also personalized compliment each other.
Sail me down your chocolatey river of meth
>>34102367>Men's dating experience is like taking a survival job at McDonald's when you studied Physics at MITOverqualified and under experienced, who tf needs more MIT undergraduates when they were capped by browns like 20 years ago
>>34102580Even fucking bears appreciate beautyAnon has less interiority than an animal that shits in the woodsI now understand why women choose the bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qUIs there a likable foid on the earth
>>34102555Dont call me a foid, im a woman>>34102559Yeah theyre making whoopie pies>>34102562no i have to finish school first>>34102563i dont understand>>34102566picture relevent
>>34102567I want to decorate his penis.
>>34102573I always read FWB as fuck work buddy, dunno why
>>34102586>no i have to finish school firstAlright let me know when you finish and then I'll finish (inside you)
>>34102576no, this, dumbass
>>34102554you probably have more muscle than me
>>34102309There is a standard and it’s the crazy bitch that wants to have kids and travel
If you have a white collar job you need to be sent out to the fields for 10 years
>>34102567You're supposed to rack up thousands in debt being impulsive and low inhib and *then* blame rich people afterward
>>34102591I never get those, must be Jewish codes.
>>34102571>>34102587I'm wealthier than all my peers because I don't spend money on stupid shit. Nice feminine shaming tactic. >>34102579I'm pretty sure Tate would mostly agree with that sentiment, and even if he doesn't Musk and Buffett are way wealthier than him and they do.
>>34102591you literally didnt know how to flex how the fuck are you calling anyone a dumbass alternatively, you did know and did it wrong on purpose to be insulted, in which case i will not feed thati dont believe in masochism, its a meme perpetuated by them
>>34102583God i want to go to MIT so bad but i need to lock in fr. I think given my current school and majors id need like a 3.6 to be competitive for MIT masters, which is theoretically possible. so.Not getting accepted but i can dream
>>34102594Korea and China tried this with basic military service straight after highschool but the boys still turned out to be incels
>>34102594*me telling him to go into the fields to craft a garden for us to have sex in*
>>34102586Do you also spam your bf on Insta with cringe shit like this (secretly obsessed with it)
>>34102594pick your own godamn raspberries
>>34102594Been there, done that, it made my Master's degree stale and irrelevant from non-use.
>>34102599>you literally didnt know how to flex how the fuck are you calling anyone a dumbassBecause im not a gymbro?? You expect everyone to know everything?
>>34102594nigga I *was* in the fields sybau
>>34102608its common knowledge, just like the knowledge all cats are gay
>>34102597>wealthier than my peersCongrats on the fact that you have a tent, unlike the people that live next to you under the bridgeNormal people have houses and they like to decorate them
>>34102567This nigga lives in a studio appt in the low end of town with just a chair and budget gaming set up
>>34102604I dont have a boyfie :(
>>34102606It didnt do anything to your masters degreeRecruiters are just subhumans who choose applicants more active in the field so you can never get back in
>>34102601>stillmaybe foids should stop cheating the exact nanosecond the lad is away.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_John_letter
>>34102613Cope + Projection. I'm 25, living in an inherited paid off house, and will never have to make a mortgage or rent payment in my life.
male herei enjoy being nice to people and complimenting themi dont like hurting or insulting people im sorry i wont call you a slut and spank you its just not for meits over for me isnt it
>>34102600We need more waitresses and Uber drivers, the service industry is dominated by women for a reason
>>34102620>nepobaby
One girl i was fucking threw her future awayI started being more passionate and cuddling instead of choking her to deathI even asked her to date me then she ghosted!
>>34102620Your parents have abandoned you and have no expectations for you to get a job or get married, good luck little buddy
>>34102613if i was into hookups i would really want to hookup with a man who lives like this and get pounds on his frameless bed, its got bad boy vibes
>>34102618>this is a widespread enough phenomenon to have a wiki pageYou don't hate women enough
>>34102624Sorry my grandparents and parents saved and invested their money instead of spending it on useless shit like yours did. Cry about it, peasant.
>>34102626Shieeet. Contact her
I wish I was eating her pussy right now.
>>34102632I bought my house without mommy's help.Peasant.
>>34102622It was a life-changing experience (for the better) to find out some women really like being degraded in a moment of passion
>>34102614Get one they’re free, the boyfriends you see at the park are free, I have zero bfs>>34102618This is gonna sound stupid but I have a feeling there’s less cheating overseas in stricter ethnographic like Korea or China for example bc everybody knows each other >>34102629Nah you don’t want have sex on just a mattress shit hurts like a mf
>>34102633It was last summer. I told her to reach out if she changed her mind but women never reach out
*loudly humming pop songs in femanon's ear*
>>34102309Alternatively, you could have self respect.
>>34102622come on anon.leave your pride behind just for 7 minutes (or more lol)you don’t really mean it and she doesn’t either
>>34102632>bloodline and the money ends with anons generation Comical end to this supposedly great story
>>34102635I am superior to you with or without help.
>>34102642Ive learned to hide desperation. It projects weakness. Same reason i act like i dont care if i get fired so i wont get bossed around.
I hope DEI returns when i graduate because idfk how im supposed to get hired by men in the tech industry if they know im a woman unless some annoying woman in HR telling them that they cant descriminte against women>women are not discriminated against in techwrong you should see how my indian classmates treat me and other female students
Why do all the men ITT seem to prefer having hapa sons/daughters over children with something like webm related?
>>34102637Dude that’s all they want and food, women are simple creatures
>>34102646Prove it then faggot, leave it behind and be the one motherfucker that actually managed to pull themselves back up to where they were beforeOtherwise you should take some of mommy and daddy's money and do what they should've done 25 years ago and kill yourself
TIL 70% of women have cheated with their ex in the united states
>>34102649If I have an ugly daughter she has less of chance of getting raped and groomed
Femanon, can I buy your dirty stinky panties?
>>34102649she looks like a republican, ew>>34102652Stop believing Ai scams, gramps>>34102650true but i also like cuddles
The masculine urge to go see what the roadwork crew down the street is doing.
Where do I find girls who have hairy armpits?
>>34102651Leave it alone, he will learn the way when it comes to adulting having no qualifiable life experience
>>34102642this movie legit has some good advice, despite it being the corniest 80’s bee yourself shit
>>34102647That's good.What's better is not actually being desperate.
>>34102654I imagined your gf looks like this so I'm sure she's wild in bed and safe from danger
>>34102646Sure thing hun.
>>34102661I need more options. More matches, more dates, more dates that go past the first and a wider social circle.
>>34102662ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>34102665Wow, misogynist much??
>>34102665>falling for baitI banish you to the shadow relm where you will LURK MOAR for the next ten thousand years.
>>34102667If she gets a hot boyfriend why cant i get an okay boyfriend??
>>34102671Babe, this is all a dream. Wake up.
>>34102641Hehehe
>>34102467i can think of a better outlet for moids.
I hate women. I only love foids.
>>34102656Yeah cuddles are cool >>34102662He’s just doing it for clout look it up, almost ever influencer will date down to promote their image, real relationships measured by their trad level>>34102665>image limit reached I’m gonna kill you!
>Michael Jackson song stuck in my head because of a Ubisoft hackHow fix?
>>34102671You don’t even know if he treats her right.That video could be him mocking her.I’m not trying to say that relationships with a looks gap are bad or impossible, but looks aren’t always everything.
>>34102502nice guys dont exist. moids are vessels or sadism.>>34102491stir the crowd and show the sign>>34102489thats not my business>>34102498it always causes brain damage, thats why you need consent.>>34102496i want gentle sex, but i have to stay virgin because all moids are violent. it's not over, it never began.
>>34102678Seeing your trip rageposting across multiple boards is across kinda sad and humiliating go outside sufie
>>34102678>i can think of a better outletI bet you can, slut
>>34102684>it always causes brain damageFoids are already brain dead there no harm involved jksss haha
>>34102661this is your sign.
Men, let's say you're the breadwinner and over a decade into a marriage. Suddenly your wife says, "You're going to let me fuck other men or else I am going to divorce you", what do you do?
Women are literally retarded from getting choked too much
>>34102682You'll have to master the thriller dance routine and take it to social media demi-fame, from there leveraging your simps into a successful political career in California
>>34102689“fuck off, cunt”
>>34102689>implying that's not *every* marriage
>>34102684>>34102686it just clicked for me that this is her fetish im retarded
>>34102689Rape her into submission.
>>34102689Say yes, sell all our assets and go buy milk
me and whohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7Ly8MkecU
>>34102689Throw her body overboard in international waters if anyone asks the boat capsized due to rough weather so I can still claim the insurance money
>>34102555>different women want different things>"Could women be people? No, this must be a contradiction!">>34102583overqualified? you are all parasites>>34102567do you need sex dolls?
>>34102689Use my shovel and a become a widower
>>34102680>date downtheyre looksmatched
>>34102688Your post did not convey the level of meaning I suspect you intended it to.
>>34102698>*go to sell assets*>"sorry chud, you need your wife's signature because you're married and it's considered joint owned even though you paid for all of it"Now what?
>>34102687said the... well, i got banned last time i said it.>>34102691im a virgin and you want to rape me toomoids also never turn down sex, so you have gay sex whenever no woman is around...
>>34102706come on man, I know you're higher IQ than this
Fucking discord server ahh thread
>>34102695wtf thats crazy, i was talking about suicide
I love decorating but I love being a priss about itIf you're going to spend your money on shitty target decor I will make fun of youWe should all be buying beautiful handmade stuffBut even that has been perverted- people think splatter art and epoxy resin garbage is good
>>34102707Tell her we need to move to the congo to buy a diamond mine and so she can get BLACKED
>>34102689I'd divorce her
>>34102701You are the most unloved woman I’ve ever met my condolences but my gf is 10x crazier than you bc she eats her cereal with separate parts cereal and and a glass of milk like some kind of psychopath
>>34102699how the fuck is the hippo lsoing hippos are S tier, rhinos are at beast low B tier. FUCK THIS SHIT
State gender and name every identifiable anon you can think of
>>34102719M
>>34102719Fthe guy I have sex with the guy I divorced JH
>>34102719Mthe person typing right now!
Men, have you ever broken up with a girl because you were afraid you were going to kill her?
>>34102704I’m going to let that one slide Gary bc junkie bros are brothers for life <3>>34102708That’s not even the reason you got banned last time you are so dumb it’s almost adorable
>>34102719Nigger (plural)
>>34102712something tells me you'd like it if an anon tried to bully you into suicide>>34102719I did this already a while back lolhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32328872/#32330968
I want to get a gf this year but I don't think it's possible because women don't like men.
>>34102658Leave me and my blonde armpits alone
>>34102724No I just kill the bitch.
>>34102727I’m on the list pog
>>34102730Smother me with your stinky feminazi pits
GenderWhat are your plans for New Year's Eve?
>>34102736eat half a shrooms bar and have sex
>>34102727>tfw I’m not on the list YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES OPSEC LETS GOOOOOOO
>>34102719SufemacistBVThe pedophile rapist that gives good advice from time to timeThe homewrecker anon with the baby fever guyG(not gary)Gym CreepKittenposterTemu KittenposterKorra DykeThe anon that cuddled with the eastern religion frenVocaroo anon with the sexy british voice
>>34102736FGo to bed early maybe cry a little
>>34102736MMeow
>>34102736play deadlock with my bros and jerk off and cry about my comically skinny 5inch wiener.
>>34102736MGet drunk with my sister, so I doubt I'm gonna have a new year's kiss this year
BILLIE JEAN... IS NOT MY LOVAHShe's just a girlllWho thinks that III AM THE ONE
>>34102719Fonly twoon 8 chan.moe there's the faggot who keeps saying women are slaves, and on 8 kun there was my most persistent simp>>34102725ive literally been banned for racism after calling you a combination of two words>>34102728the vast majority of women like moids, which is depressing
>>34102738i think i just considered you an r9k invader and refused to put you on.No indians on u]y fucking list you shitstain
I kinda hate my family and I don't know what to do.
>>34102740But why tho>>34102741Based
>>34102736I’m taking my gf to go watch the fireworks and simultaneously blow her back out under the lights while getting drunk on soju
>>34102739wait, namefags count?entjzachmikemkgedgelordfoidh8moidkorrasamibluevalk>>34102719WAIT theres also the bot who keeps talking about doing relationship stuff with me
>>34102727Bring Back Swamp
Femanons, would you date a man who has a massive cuck fetish but doesn't actually want you to fuck other men at all? Like he just wants you to make up fantasy stories about how you cheated on him or make him watch you ride a dildo.
>>34102736EAT SHIT KILL NIGGERS DRINK SCOTCH FIGHT COPS PET KITTIES
>>34102753She was the only femanon I liked fr I think about er sometimes and hope shes doing ok
>>34102756mein nigger
>>34102735No. Only he is allowed an opinion.
>>34102749Why do you hate your family?
>>34102755No, that's poser behavior.
>>34102750>But why thoWhy not
>>34102755NO.
>>34102746That’s Toronto pajeet he bans me every time I call him Indian or make jokes about India bc he’s the only jeet in these threads, do you people not see the amount of anti-Indian hate I post here lmao it’s like Lee baiting on /r9k but instead it’s jeet bait >>34102748Gary I’m Samoan you crackhead ted
>>34102767Crying in the new years is not a good sign
>>34102739Who is the temu kittenposter?
>>34102767You cry for maintenance?
>manic episode comingTaking requests for spastic retard shit let's go cunts
>>34102770Lol >>34102772I can predict when I will feel upset
>>34102766I want to be cheated on so fucking badly but deep down I know actually being cheated on would kill me and probably destroy the relationship.
>>34102774But why do you feel upset
>>34102773If you're a foid: nudes in redtogaIf you're a moid: shut up who cares
>>34102771I’m not sure, but there’s this other Cat Poster the Elder.I don’t know if it’s the same anon in a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde type of deal.
>>34102773nudes right here in the blue boardif youre really manic youll do it
>>34102776I will be upset that I'm alone on New Years
>>34102775Then you don't actually fetishize cheating or you want nonmonogamy where having sex with others is ok and consentual and free. Not that hard.
>>34102773Make it indian themed crashout pls
>>34102746No, they don't. A huge plurality of women hate men, and another huge portion is ambivalent at best.
I saw bv's tits in the archive anf ngl they were pretty good for how fat she is. I wish she wasnt such a bitch so i could like her
>>34102780Why not go out and meet somebody?
Trying lotion on my hands today Burns
>>34102752https://youtu.be/eSi-_wx4cTQ?si=-g4GrHhzWcTIjMUutype shit
>>34102785I don't like going out especially not alone on New Years
>>34102784>pretty good for how fat she isNo. Wrong. They are incredibly disappointing for how fat she is. She has big tits for someone one third her size. Every fat chick I've met has tits that make hers look like my lopsided ballsack.
>>34102785Yeah, go out and meet another loner on NYE.Shit, this could be a movie.
Men how big is your peanits
>>34102790I see>>34102793It sounds better than crying alone in bed, doesn't it?
>>34102795Small
>>34102791let’s not titshsme her, please.she don’t have a lot going on, but they pretty as hell.
>>34102795exactly 5 inches and it curves upward a little bit :3
>>34102781>Then you don't actually fetishize cheatingFetishizing something doesn't mean you literally want it to happen. Do you think most women with rape fantasies actually want to be raped? >you want nonmonogamy where having sex with others is ok and consentual and free.No, I don't want to consent to a "non-monogamous" lifestyle or whatever, I specifically want to be cheated on, cucked, and then degraded for it afterwards.
>>34102788I wanna have sexy oiled up sex with him.
>>341027959 inches (lying)
>>34102793Things that will never happen
>>341027955 inches, but there’s another inch hidden behind a little fat.It gets stuck after the head on the toilet paper test.
>>34102798No, we should titshame her. Them titties is SAD. DEPRESSING
>>34102791I mean the shape man. They arent misshapen like most fatties/You don't understand.She has nice skin too like damn bitch just lose a few.I've been fat and my tits are awful, I was expecting way worse. amd the nips are nice too
>>34102755i hate moids so i refuse to date, but i can imagine doing that>>34102769self-hate>>34102783stop projecting. we are not equals.
>>341027957 x 5.5
>>34102808I'm a moid now and im going to rape you with my newly grown futa cock :3
Come back ho
>my dick can fit through a toilet paper tubeWomen is it even worth me trying to get laid with a dick this skinny
ooooh husbant, you kept posting boobies in the atooga, Now we are image limit..
>>34102812brih, that shit is wide as hell, you’re fine.
>>34102800Bro. I know that means you want the situation to happen under a controlled manor. But when you keep using the word cheating you're saying that you want that boundary of not having sex with other people to be broken on purpose.I think you actually have a deep insecurity that your amount or quality of sex could never be enough and you want the girl to be fulfilled at your own """expense""". (In your monogamous lense) Just so that you would not have to pass a measurement in order to not worry about personally failing your relationship.And to me that is easily resolved and quite silly.
*drops base*
>>34102813LOL i lov3 all y atoga niggas
Women do you crave a beautiful mind?
>>34102820I've never known any.
>>34102808Nigga I’ve never reported you, you announced a your own ban and got yourself banned for ban evading holy shit you’re so stupid and I’m not indian lmao
The kid is NOT my sooooon
>>34102816So all of it belongs to us now?
>>34102820I'm insecure because my mind is dull and slow so i crave stimulation! But that doesnt equal substance which is why my life is FUCKED
I should be heavily pregnant right now :C
>>34102827I can fix that
>>34102812are dicks normally thicker than that???>>34102800moids believe that all women want to get raped
>>34102755>Femanons, would you date a man who has a massive cuck fetish but doesn't actually want you to fuck other men at all?Sure. Schopenhauer said a man can do what he wants, but he can't want what he wants. People don't choose their fetishes.
>>34102827whoa ive always wanted to eat out a pregnant woman would you volunteer
>>34100800I ate with this btw I feel good now but this is all still true. Why do I go in and out of phases where it bothers me
>>34102822>got yourself banned for ban evadingno i didnt??>>34102827good moid
I offered to be a friend and anchor point for a woman and willingly put myself in the permanent friend zone and meant it because I want her to be happy and find a better life and I don't even want her to feel lonely again.It actually feels pretty good to be able to be there for someone like this. I hope she finds happiness.Women, you were right it's not all about chasing pussy.
A sharp knife and a deft hand are all a real moid needs.
>>34102834This is literally something my gf would say fr what’s wrong with you foids
>>34102834>>34102840
>>34102830>are dicks normally thicker than that???I hear many dicks don't fit, but I'm bad at telling if people are lying to me and it's not like I have much experience with other people's dicks
>>34102822rare moment of lucidity for ENTJ>>34102840...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ruined
I can hear something crawling in the ceiling
>>34102844I have rats in my walls. i saw it come out once and i screamed so loud it left and neve came back again but now a new one has moved in
>>34102844Sorry. I'll try to keep it down.
State gender, and be honest:If someone of the opp sex were to give you oral, would they enjoy having your parts in their mouth?
>>34102844it's me, sorry about that I'll try to be less noisy
State genderAre you happy with how your life turned out?
>>34102846ah fuck you beat me to it
>>34100394Either have her send you porn of herself or her+you, or break up if it's a dealbreaker between you two
>>34102847I think so? I'm clean and not particularly hairy.
I would either make a lonely woman the happiest girl on earth, or she'll dump me.
>>34102849Mhappiness is a myth
>>34102847Eh.
>>34102849MI'm gonna die but yeah it's been alright. Was supposed to be dead when I was born and I had a few close calls so it was a decent run when nobody, not even myself, thought I would make this far.
>>34102842How easy it is to slide it in?
>>34102847MMaybe, probably not. I just showered so it's clean, but I've received very few blowjobs and my first one was under duress so I'm not that crazy about them in the first place, which can make one feel less inclined to give blowjobs in the first place.Which results in me never getting head and thus never getting over it. And yes, I get that it's all retarded and I should be thankful that someone was so interested in me that despite being incredibly high and in a relationship they needed me carnally instead of my friend that she was dating, but I digress.Now, if she's some sort of person who wants to suck it for her own amusement, she might. But otherwise I'm doubtful.
>>34102858Easy as 123, ABC, baby yiu and meeee
>>34102836Why
>>34102847Male,Yes, that's my obsession. God I want head so bad my balls ache for it daily.
>>34102861We’ll have to make a more thorough inspection.Post it, next to the paper roll.
I encountered actual bimbos at the gym todayThe kind that you think only exist in shitty slasher moviesbut nope, they're real
*horrible (but enthusiastic) whiteboi dance*
>>34102736MBaking the best chocolate chip cookies ever with my sister then watching Frieren with her and my dad while we eat a shit ton of frozen appetizers from sams club and costco
>>34102867Did you get their number?
>>34102863She's a good girl. Just because she doesn't want to be with me doesn't mean I want to abandon her as a friend. I'll just have her back as best I can.
>>34102847F i think soI get compliments on my pussy>>34102849I want to sy no, or rather feel i shoukd say no, but i think my life will be fine. I'm doing good, literally the only thing holding me back is myself and she is one retarded cunt. I'm going to do great things
>>34102847im not big so as long as they don't care about feeling something huge in their mouths choking them dry (some would), im shaven and not super small, so it goes down to whether or not they like me that much, and if im already at the oral part i assume they do
>>34102867>shitty slasher movies>bimbosi thought those were just teenage girls
>>34102844It's probably the ghost dogs.
>>34102873>She's a good girllmao creep alert no wonder youre havung problems jesus christfuck i wish i could post images
>>34100617It would make me happy if I cared about her.
>>34102870NoI have self-respect
>>34102847If they like beef, then probably.
>>34102847MThey want to be choked (again) this time by my massive cock
>>34102858It doesn't hit the sides, so it's not particularly difficult to slide into.
>>34100659drawanon still alive?
>>34102879Any woman that gets creeped out by the phrase good girl is pretty sus.
Why are all the women ITT a bunch of perverted whores? If i talked like this to real women i would be blocked and canceled. I suspect you are all dudes.
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and blading guys?
>>34100714What music?
>>34102842>many dicks don't fitBlatantly false. At least where I live, most rolls are 5.5 inch girth. That is 97th percentile size range. The vast majority of dicks will fit.
>>34102885They're making toilet paper rolls wider, to demoralize us.
I had another sex dream, it felt so real, especially the cuddling afterwards, god I'm so pathetic I should kill myself soon
i wanna be choked by a white monster
>>34102891Yeah, anon is falling for the unrealistic standards creates by social media and the entertainment industry.
>>34102847>If someone of the opp sex were to give you oral, would they enjoy having your parts in their mouth?FI think so. Taste is always subjective, but my hygiene is impeccable.
>>34102843>Fake Gary is Toronto pajeet and gym creep?Mind blown
>>34102894Okay and do you want me to do anything sexually or just throttle you to death?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Good girls , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Atoga, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Anon armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Chans and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Having a massive cock and showering her still isnt enough. Women want to be fucked by dragons and horses.
>>34102847Probably depends on how big her mouth is. If she's on the smaller side it might get sore.
>tfw no knotHow will I ever meet these unrealistic cock standards
>>34102888You need more f friends. Sex talk isn't that uncommon. You can talk about most things
>>34102896Why not just taste your own pussy and report back?
>>34102888Because most of us are poorly adjusted and lacking in social etiquette. Besides, we can just talk shit on here for attention. If we said this kind of stuff irl, we'd get ostracized so quickly.
>>34102898i wanna be tucked into bed
>>34102905Thats bc of rapport. I mean women i dont know which i dont know anyone here
>>34102899Lmao dalit cope
>>34102719what happened to the cuckcake poster who had another woman's husband living with her while cheating and promising to put a baby in her?
>>34102911homewrecker…
>>34102910bro youre the one who knows indian castes not me
Foids what does a bf need to be able to cook before you brag about him to your friends?
>>34102906>Why not just taste your own pussy and report back?I think it tastes good. A little sour, but very mild. But some people aren't going to like that.
>>34102915>GIMME
Jaded millennial dick hits different
>>34102116Very tacky in this specific case, especially since you have to chop her face in half to actually use it
>>34102915I tasted my own cum onceCan't even remember what it tasted like but I think it was tolerable
>>34102917I prefer fresh out of college virgin zoomer dickYou can literally feel that shit pulsing when they cum its so goodAnd the way they speed up at the end because they're so eager to have an orgasm and it catches you by surprise. But thats just me
>>34102084Shape ground beef into patties and plop em on the grill, browning them on either side until they look goodPersonally I prefer making them on the stove in a cast iron skillet though
State gender, and choose your christmas cookie of choice. Did you bake them this season/buy them?
Average moid ITT:>I've never had sex and never will and it's terribleAverage foid ITT:>>34102922
Need femanon to boogie down with
>>34102924I made chocolate chip cookies with biscoff butter and gave them away at a homeless shelter.
>>34102922uh..how old are you btw?
Women, do you want fingers or a thumb in your mouth while you're being railed?
>>34102931im 25 dating someone my age is pretty new for me
>>34102847MHonestly probably not I have a coke can dick, I don't think anyone wants to break their jaw trying to put a cock in their mouth.Which really sucks because I think I fried my brain on oral sex porn
>>34102922You seem sweet
>>34102913>gets pissed off when indians mentioned Stop stealing everyone’s namefag you disgusting swarthoid everyone hates you, nobody would talk to you if weren’t samefagging bc you have no friends and nobody defends you lmao YOU DONT BELONG HERE FUCK OFF PAJEET
That's it, I'm buying a carpet.
>>34102924My friend's wife made them. I like the hot chocolate ones. Chocolate cookie with chocolate frosting and a melted marshmallow. Shit thumps.
State genderThoughts on snowballing?
>>34102937I'm notI'm a liar, a cheater, a loser, and a creep but i rreally do want the world to be better and to do good things i just fucked up a lot
hey is it a deal breaker if im really genuinely stupid? i try my best but im dumb unfortunately
>>34102943if you're a girl, no
>>34102943Hot if female.
>>34102937Lmfao
>>34102943IQ doesn't have a high correlation with moralityjust be a good person
>>34102933Mommy.... I'm 21, is that too young?
>>34102945but like do you mean no its not in a mean way or a nice way though
>>34102942You are a street shitter shitskin dalit untouchable swarthoid
>>34102932Only if he's over me in missionary. If a guy fish hooked me during sex, I would bite his fingers off.>>34102941FIt's a slippery slope
>>34102924Idk why christmas is associated with ginger cookies, but I do enjoy them a ton. Biscoff is great, I'd want to learn to make them but for now, they're easy to buy.
kinda crazy how social media made everyone go crazy about looks and shit.i mean, it’s not that it never mattered before, but now you have people telling teenagers to smash their bones with hammers. women have to keep up with the instagram supermodels and men too. everyone has to always be happy and appear happy.lookism. mogging. looksmaxxin.isn’t all of this just ridiculous?sad that the body positivity movement got hijacked and lost.
>>34102951in a nice way, I mean unless you're really really reeeeally stupid
>>34102954>It's a slippery slopewhat do you meanthere's no way snowballing is a gateway to being interested in...other fluidsthat's for people who were degenerates from the start
>>34102942>i rreally do want the world to be better and to do good thingsComfy>a loser, and a creepSo's everyone itt kek>liarPretty much everyone unfortunately>cheaterWhat happened? Find someone better?
>>34102957how do i know if im stupid or stupid so much you hate me??
>>34102689I would divorce her.
>>34102962well, do you make dumb financial decisions? that's really the only thing that would piss me off personally
>>34102956Indian body positive moment JAI HIND SAAR
>>34102956Top .01% people get algo boosted overrepresented and appear to be top 10% people
>>34102709When terms have multiple meanings with numerous various connotations, what might seem obvious to the speaker given the context might not be as clear as it seems to them.In short, just because you know what you meant, that doesn't mean that your meaning is clear to everyone equally.>BillEngvallHere'sYourSign.jpg
>>34102943Like the other guys said, if you're a girl, no actually.I mean, if you meant stupid as in it makes the lives of people around you worse, then yeah. But if you mean the normal stupid as in average school student that isn't the wittiest or wtv, then no, no one cares cause most people aren't like that so you're just one of us.
>>34102958Snowballing is an expression for something getting away from you and becoming a bigger mess than it started.
>pajeet starts samefagging when the thread count dies bc everybody leaves whenever he enters the thread Kekekeke never stop the cope
>>34102966yea i do :(
Best male body type is the one that looks slim in shirts but is jacked underneath
>>34102959Icheated on my bf with a married man for two yearsit was a bad realtionship and i wanted to know what it was like to be with someone who was actually attracted to me and i acted like a huge asshole about it because i occasionally have problems processing empathyWas mostly opportunistic and the stupid asshole is itt right now
>>341027956” long, about 5” around
>>34102969Look, you need to leave this place, and i dont appreciate what you said about suicidal people being cowards. They have more balls than you could ever dream of having in your miserable pathetic existence
who else but mgk!
>>341027956.5 inch length13cm circumference in shaftSlight bend to leftUncut with decent bit of foreskinMoisturized atm.
>>34102977you were cheating on a bf with mkg? looool
>>34102954>I would bite his fingers off.Why? You're on your stomach and he's on top of your back grind-thrusting your ass, one arm helping his legs holding him up to not crush you, and the other hand around your neck with two fingers stretched out over your lips; why bite them off?
men please give me porn category or subreddit reccomendations. i need a new fetish to explore while i wait for my clothes to finish washing so i can take a shower (i dont masturbate much desu)
>>34102983I tried to break up with him nut it would be hurs and hours of yelling and begging me to staythere was no good way out and i was trapped
>>34102985BNWO stuff. Just get high and loop content while you goon.
Dance with me you fat niggers
>>34102984I said if a man fish hooked me. Look up fish hooking porn.
>>34102986how is your somalian husband?
Women really are just prostitutes who can spread their legs and fly through life getting money for existing meanwhile i have to carry a dick between my legs thats like a 100 pound weight
>>34102977>>34102983>>34102986small world
>>34102985If you can look past dozens of troon threads /gif/ got you covered for a quick schlickI enjoyed>>>/gif/30023592Earlier this evening Actually might revisit it.Depends what you like of course.I liked a bunch of wholesome cuddlesexo scenes from this one creator couple on certain website
>>34102992i ghosted him but he still insists on sending me money and i think if he knows where i live something bad could happen so i havent even divorced yet
>>341027956.5 inch length6.5 inch circumference
>>34102985healthypornpassionxrealhomemadeAll subreddits, Reddit's halfway decent for porn desu
>>34102977>it was a bad realtionshipYes I will admit that I believe it would be better to just break up in a bad relationship than to ever cheat, but I mean, at least you didn't screw over a guy who was perfectly innocent. Gotta be real and give yourself some credit, this coming from a stranger (moi).>i wanted to know what it was like to be with someone who was actually attracted to meIncredibly understandable. Again, not condoning cheating, but the motives are rational. Very human. As long as you're improving, you seem alright.
>>34102987Isnt that just interracial? Boring>>34102995I hate tranny porn so muchI really like submissive stuff cause im pretty submissive myself
>>34102995Nta, god women are so hot wtf
>>34102980I thought I recognized you.>Look, you need to leave this placeDon't we all?>and i dont appreciate what you said about suicidal people being cowards.I forget exactly how I phrased it. But it's a subjective take. It's hard to defend it as anything other than a cowardly move. Life is hard and they're taking what they imagine to be and easier path instead of facing what they're really afraid of.Generally speaking that is.>They have more balls than you could ever dream of having in your miserable pathetic existenceOuch.Well, I have to admit you haven't said anything wrong.I think I'll wait one beat before carrying on with my miserable pathetic existence.
>>34102999thanks for being kind but im just some run of the mill cluster bI want to leave, I try to leave but its pointless when this asshole is still here constantly bringing my story into the consciousness and constantly claiming to be a pedophile for seemingly no benefit.
*hits you with a chair from the top rope*
>>34102996i’ve read your story some threads ago, but I’d never think it was so unique like this.i hope you have good things ahead of you.
>34102999Holy fucking simp lmfao
Men, what would you do if if you were having sex with a black girl who asked you to call her a Slutty Nigger while yelling at her, but all your neighbors were black?
>>34103000Exactly how submissive are you?
>>34102997>lego-batman.gif
>>34103010Not racist but im not attracted to black girls
>>34103010I don't intend to have sex with a black girl.
>>34103010I'm not having sex in public, so I wouldn't care. It turns her on and gets her off, that's all that matters.
>>34103000Trips of submissive bouncing on IT
>>34102999AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHH eating MGKs cum outta her used up hole
I will masturbate with a femanon rn(While hornyposting)
>>34103010Buy a megaphone and open the windows.
>>34103006Kill yourself whore my gf is 10x better than you
>>34103000>Isnt that just interracial?It's beyond that. It's black supremacy.
State genderWhat's your most wholesome sexual fantasy?
>>34103025nigga your gf isnt realnow shes korean/? i thought she was catholic latina
>>34103016I live in a dorm room.
>>34103028MWe move to italy, become catholic and have a traditional monogamous marriage with passionate missionary sex and no degeneracy
>>34103028M. Being loved for who I am.
>>34103029How fucking long have you been posting here lmaoooo enjoy being alone on NYE
>>34103028Impregnating my girl while holding hands and then when her belly swells up telling her shes the most beautifull woman on earth when she inevitably feels uglier cause her hormones are acting up
>>34103028MI don't know what you mean by wholesome in this context; the deviancy in my fantasies is from the people and not the actions, in any case. I like fairly vanilla sex with a lot of kissing and sweet nothings.
A female friend said if I was gay I'd be super popular with other gays, it's clearly a roundabout way of saying I'm attractive, but why not just say that normally?
>>34103011Incredibly, now give me porn recs please!
>>34103028MI just want someone that can be pleased and love me despite me being me.
>>34103028MHaving a genuine connection and getting married, I'd rail her until I damn near get us kicked out of the honeymoon suite.
>>34103030Compromise with calling her that in a stern way but next to her ear or at least not loudly
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>>34103035since the summer of 2021I already know you've been on r9k for almost as long so dont feign superiorityLike I said, I'll be with someone who loes me on nye but all your relatipnships if even real seem hollow so good luck with that
>>34102655I've had this same pair on for 4 days, how much would that go for>>34102932It's fine. Like I can get into it if he likes it but if no one ever did it to me again I wouldn't be disappointed.
>>34103040What if I told you that you're not allowed to touch yourself?
>>34103046>so dont feign superiorityYou’re literally self diagnosed mentally ill fuck off grandma
>>34102975well you can always learn! I would be patient but that's just me, who knows how other people would react
>>34100372you've already fought half the war! you're willing to change, so start small. It sounds silly, but start doing tiny little things you don't want to do, as a mini form of rebellion against the part of your body that you feel is controlling you. Use the stairs, take a cold shower, read a poem! If you find yourself gaming or watching tv for longer than you want, the most important thing is to acknowledge that. Breaking habits is a constant battle, but it isn't about winning imo. It's about the effort