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>>34106134plap
>>34106134Gross
I love male forearms
>>34106134Is it just me or do men always make the OP?
>>341061344th for flat women <3
>>34106134Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34106141Compulsive sex pests feel the need to spread their autism by force
I think I need a fucking therapist. lmaoI just drove home with a bottle of chianti and had a near "I should drive into the ditch" event of an existential crisis.My last four or so years have been a complete cope.Never was as in so much love and hopeful before and now I just can't get over it.It's utterly fucking deranged and laughable.And again.And again.
>>34106128downs ppl do seem rather happy, it's kinda insane. but you're seriously thinking too much about how other ppl think of you and probably projecting a bit since other ppl probably dont give a fuck about what ur doing or they think its genuinely cool
>>34106142ah shit, I was too slow
>>34106134Aw this pic is so cute. Those bread rolls look good.I’ve been getting more “appreciating fat bodies” content on my instagram lately. Being an overweight curvy woman myself, it’s been making me look at overweight or curvy bodies differently. Like some chick described her body type as aphodite’s, and that it was.Anyway, there was this bigger girl at yoga, but she still was nicely shaped. And she was keeping up with the moves so well, I actually found myself admiring her.There’s something really feminine about it, actually. More so than the girls that are extremely fit and toned. Not to body shame them though, this could just be a cope.
I want to worship a woman's ass while she calls me a dumb disgusting moid.
Unpopular opinion: Men are the more empathetic gender.
>>34106149Have you tried putting down the fork and hitting the treadmill
>>34106153Lmaooo no. I hate running. Imma get back into working out soon though. But I’ve come to terms that I’d still like to be “soft”. Like I don’t want abs. I don’t find them feminine.
>>34106151Because you have more sex with them?
>>34106146It's not like it doesn't come from a real place. If you knew me irl I think you'd agree with my line of thinking.
>>34106150Ok
>>34106140Hands too
Since most of you are normies,Did you guys have any good exes and it was just wrong time or maybe they were not mature enough then but now they are but they found someone else and are living a literal fantasy?I always wonder how the exes of the people living amazing lives feel when they see their ex being super successful and happy. I never dated so I'll never relate but i can't imagine spending months or even years with someone and then they are now with someone else and living the life that you wish you had with them.
Rachel McAdams has a pretty nice rack.
I HATE HATE HATE NOT BEING UTTERLY FUCKED OUT OF MY MIND FROM DRUGS AT THIS TIME
what is with these homies dissing my girl?
>>34106156>I hate running, I'll just do direct anaerobic muscle work instead, that'll keep me soft and feminineOk
I want a chubby gf but I want to be skinny
>>34106170wtf are you on about? Idgi >>34106171based!
>>34106161>>34106140I think I have nice ones. However I will not post them.
>>34106168get some and OD please. I hate all the people pushing against pharma companies. let people OD. let people die. give them their Darwin award
>>34106166She's a 32B
>>34106168I'm going to go take a bunch of edibles in your honor anon.
Men, if you met your great grandfather at your age, what do you think he'd think of you?
>>34106181I don't really know much about my great grandparents, so I couldn't really say.
Just open the floodgates.
Men, what is the most amount of times you ever ejaculated in one day?
The masculine urge to use the strength of my 165 lb overhead press, my 315 lb bench press and 405 squat to take care of wheelchair femanon
>>3410618618
Femanons would you date a man with zero virile male energy left in his mind and body?
For some reason i can feel my heartbeat pulsate from my left shoulder all the way to upper part of my left glute as im lying down in bed rn and it feels weird as hell
>>34106186Four or five
>>34106195Nigga, you are going to die
>>34106188I would take care of a wheelchair bound girlfriendBut i dont think any would love me, or even like me in first place
Sex havers, state gender and rank sex acts by how enjoyable they are to you.
casting a spell to make the femanons lactate
>>34106197Thank FUCKUpdateI changed position slightly and now it doesnt feel so weird
>>34106159i think a lot of ppl think like that desu but reality is that you're not a poser or imposter, you're just trying to enjoy life. try not to be so hard on yourself.
>>341061865 I think. Didn't even get cum crumps
>>34106186I think i had like 5 wanks yesterday evening.But thats waaay more than usual. It happens when i cant fall asleep for whatever reasonNormally its once in morning once in evening.
Gooner girl x pure boy
>>34106188>>34106199cripple dubs, wowz
Is it true that having multiple partners perma fucks your pair bonding ability?
>>34106181I don't know them but they would probably think I'm a fag even though I'm not
>>34106208>Reality>Both are gooners
Being in here wallowing in misery, getting upset because I barely interact and want attention is so pathetic. Why the fuck am I like this? Depressing.
>>34106210Ask your mom
>>34106210IdkI hope not
>>34106210>pair bonding abilityyes, you need to respec after the 4th partner. They patched this recently
>>34106214sad!
>>34106210I think having poor pair bonding to begin with leads to multiple partners and not the other way around.
So, I posted yesterday about this chick from my gym.Seems like she already got cold feet and didnt want to hang out with me now, despite being seemingly enthusiastic about it at first.:/Guess ill just be alone, playing some shitty games on NYE
>>34106210No. Because you learn how to have better relationships by working on yourself.
>>34106181He’s probably be a bit wary of a man his age who doesn’t have any children but might be willing to hire me to work at his oil field. Ultimately, he wouldn’t think too negatively of me.He might also be surprised to meet a man who shares his middle name and is named after the nickname his wife calls him.
>>34106220While you might be right on this one, i imagine a girl who had her heart broken by "The One" multiple times also fucks her up for life relationship wise
There are asexual people who have had more sex than me.
>>34106208Manipulative motherly Succubus gf x Shota altar boy who loves Jesus and doesn't know sex even is bf
Whenever I see 'pair bonding' I feel like we're talking about mating goldfish for the best wen or something.
Femanons, what dumb girl slop would you make us watch while we cuddle in the couch?
>>34106225Wanna change that
>>34106204You are not mewhy are you like this.
>>34106208Id like a gooner girl.(Im kinda gooner myself ngl)
Femanons thoughts on the hordes of questions we have for you but the desert or questions you have for us?
>>34106181You know everyone has 4 great grandfathers?
>>34106229It is every midwit favorite word to throw around
>>34106210I don't think it fucks up your ability to bond but it can make you quick to judge and ditch because of traumatic past experiences or negative associations that don't actually apply to the new partner so you don't actually give yourself a chance to try and bond with a new partner. It's not a like "oh no it's broken forever" thing they just need some introspection and maybe therapy.
You think my mom would be upset if i killed myself
Stats genderShould I carve my canker sores out with a razor blade?
>>34106240Yes.
>>34106229Pair bonding is mostly ancient "Jealousy is always healthy in a relationship" for people that are mostly retarded and reductive until it leads to isolation or they kill each other.
>>34106240No
>>34106241Only if you post before and after on /b/ for us to see
>>34106240No. Even if she did wtf is she gonna do, you're dead. Not your problem anymore.
Think I just crashed iut but I am hungry. lol
>>34106249>Crashed outAbout what
Got reject. When does the sting go away?
>>34106248But if i want to kill myself i should probably just degen it out for the money i have and then blow my brains out or something.I never had sex, maybe getting a high class escort could actually make my change my mind haha right
>>34106231only if you're a pretty girl.
>>34106251Faggot
>>34106251Depends. I’ve found it gets easier with every subsequent rejection.Could take months, could take weeks, could take week tops
>>34106252Sure why not. Do what you want I'm not your keeper.
>>34106240Probably>>34106249New Snickers "you're not you when you're hungry" commercial pitchWant to kill yourself?Have a snickers
>>34106254I'm a muscular man with a large penis that can fuck you
>>34106250The last several yearsanyway I am driving now
>>34106262hmmmmmm, gonna have to pass on that one...
Im a large white man with muscular penis that cant fuck you.
>>34106264Gay
sex with nerdy boys (half naked chad with glasses)
>>34106267>67heh six-seveeeen.
>>34106270literally me but you sound like a superficial person so fuck off
>>34106215She's only had two ltr partners and never had another one after the second break up
https://youtu.be/PLIA1L7M3mE
>>34106276>oasiswoman.
>>34106134Women, on a scale of 1 - 10 how pleasant do you think you are to be around?
>>34106274>literally melies. a man like that would never post here
Women, how often do you goon to AI chats?
>>34106245>>34106248My mom would piss and shit herself if that happened. She pisses and shits herself when I am gone for 4 hours She'd probably have a heart attack too
Women Is it pathetic that my biggest dream is to survive a nuclear holocaust, survive with more wealth than most people, and turn into a evil rich guy in the post apocalyptic world?
>>34106278How recently have I eaten and am I on a schedule or just hanging?
>>34106282Bro, we'll just kill you.
Women, do you have any questions for men?
>>34106283Sounds like a 2
>>34106282bro doesn't know we're gonna rape and kill him
>>34106286Really depends on how annoyed you are by anxious people
>>34106282I'd rape you and then hang you from a lamppost
Why did my mom keep telling me to go to the store to get her more wine when I was like 8 years old? I kept telling her they wouldn't sell it to me and she would just scream at me.
>>34106290lmao"The raped" tier posting.
>>34106283>>34106288Sounds like a 4
>>34106290Cuz she wanted wine you lazy fuck. Won't even take care of your own mother
>>34106290alcholism ruins IQ and dillegence
>>34106140Sadly I have womanly fore arms
>>34106290I used to work in a liquor store and this is the exact caliber of person who would show up at noon on a Tuesday.
>>34106290cuz ur mom retarded alcoholic
>>34106278I can't tell. Most people seem happy to start a conversation with me or even interract when I talk out loud to myself.But several melanated individuals have also threatened violence against me for trying to be nice to them. Maybe 5.
How do women even coom with a man after shoving vibrators into their pussies while using clit suckers and shit
>>34106298Did any of them ever show up in the store with their kid?
Thought I saw a bug in the corner of my eye but I realized the movement was the reflection of my scrolling through this thread. Wow I'm stupid.
>>34106210I think you will always compare whoever you are with with past partners.This is inherently problematic because that horrible person with good dick/pussy will be on your mind whenever you have sex.
>>34106302Dildos and vibrators are poor imitations of the real thing. Clit sucker is an interesting thing to call a man I've never heard that one but it is accurate.
>>34106303Not that I remember, though people did show up with kids occasionally. One kid decided it would be funny to lift his mom's skirt up and flash her ass at us. He was right.
>>34106307Brother, I do stimulants, I see bugs out of the corner of my eye every ten minutes.
>>34106309All a dick does is go in and out, this shit is operating on some 4d plane
>>34106313>>34106309Okay but how do women feel about this
busty womendoes someone lifting up your boobs for you actually help your back?not trying to be weird but genuinely curious.
Do women know if a guy is a virgin?
>>34106318yeah
>>34106303NtaMy dad brought us to the liquor store with him all the time. You'd think he would've gone on the days he didn't have us with him but it was fun for us we weren't aware of the implication lol. We liked the place that would give us pretzel rods at the counter.>>34106313All a vibrator does is jiggle a little. The in and out part is the part that feels good dummy. And it's a lot harder to do by yourself with a fake dick that's not attached to anything, or just a suction cup.
>>34106317I can crack my back by lifting my boobs. Also jiggle them to help a stuck burp.
>>34106320Do you ever get false positives?
>>34106134M or FDo I have unrealistic expectations if I don't find any of these women attractive?
>>34106323wtf
>>34106329they look scary idk
>>34106279well I do because I am too shy to talk to anybody irl
>>34106329I don't like bimbos who pose for bikini photos either but Jesus Christ, cheerleader effect
>>34106320What sets off your virgin trigger?
>>34106329What do you find attractive?
>>34106334If he's unattractive, virgin, if he's attractive, not a virgin.
>>34106329For some reason I prefer average looking girls over these model types. They just have this uncanny valley feeling of being fake
>>34106322I've seen way more women cum with vibes and shit than I have with men, most of which were probably fake anyway. And there's no way it's harder to do yourself, with a rubber dick you can adjust the angles and rhythm and shit until it's just right, with a guy you're stuck with whatever he can do.
Do men know if a girl is a whore?
>>34106340No we're oblivious retards.
>>34106339>I've seen way more women cum with vibes and shit than I have with menSo do you sit in the cuck chair that often?
>>34106338I want to say a lot of guys think like this but then these photos exist so probably not the majority??
>>34106343You know full well what I meant
Why do women never date me, and instead date men who are on the sex offender registry for walking into a day care full of little kids and pulling out his pee pee and waving it at the children? Why is that the kind of man women go for?
>>34106339>Can adjust the angles and rhythmPersonally it's way harder for me to cum if I'm putting in a lot of physical effort at the time. If I'm riding a guy I'm not going to cum until he takes over to finish us off at the end. Maintaining the muscle control to keep bouncing gets more difficult the closer I am to climax so I always throw myself off and I need a partner to get all the way there. I can stimulate my own clit sure but it's not nearly as arousing as having another person do it for you.
>>34106347I liked your old shitposts about sodomy better
>>34106340At a surface level if a women dresses immodestly and has a certain kind of extroverted personality then it makes it obvious. But some girls are shy and dress modestly but can also be massive sluts too. At this point in time I just automatically assume any woman I see on the street has a body count of at least 10+ until proven otherwise. Even then I have no good way of proving that assumtion otherwise
>>34106347Men would you take birthcontrol for a gf?
>>34106336>What do you find attractive?Off the top of my head prime MEW
When I lived in a cheap condo by a swampy pond I was addicted to sex. Sex with my neighbor. She had only done gay sex stuff with other women when she lived in the big city, but when she moved out to the Florida wetlands she discovered the magic of cock. My cock. And we would go motorboating in more ways than one. Motorboating on a motorboat. I gave her nipples raspberries in the middle of the lake every Saturday and then we fucked as hard as we could without capsizing into the water.Good times.
>>34106350>At this point in time I just automatically assume any woman I see on the street has a body count of at least 10+ until proven otherwiseI assume this about everyone desu
>>34106352P U T A
>>34106352Yeah, you have too high standards.
>>34106352https://youtu.be/I9-Mt1cW9_k
>>34106340No they have no idea and they get mad if you tell them even though they're the one who asked lol. Like what do you think I was gonna say "no you're special I've never fucked on the first date before" ugh
>>34106352Jfc, all that makeup makes her face look like it was painted on
>>34106352I was really into Lauren Mayberry in the 2010s, she was to me the Platonic Ideal of an attractive woman.
Do men ever nostalgically masturbate to the thought of past rapes they've committed, like the character Bryce on the TV show 13 Reasons Why?
>>34106363Personally, I steal the panties of all of mine and hang them along the wall like trophies.
>>34106332>I am too shy to talk to anybody irlthen you're not a chad
How to stop being insecure?
Kind of surprised how often my car saved me from not getting checked by cops while I am very, very VERY drunk.
>>34106363>Do men ever nostalgically masturbate to the thought of past rapes they've committedLo no? I'm literally a virgin and would never rape a woman or anyone else. Maybe when I was suffering corn addiction I perhaps fantasized about something like that. Also it's oddly specific that you bring that particular tv show. For one I've never been media literate so I never watch any shows.
>>34106340Yes.All the other posters are lying because pretending to "not notice" a woman is a whore allows them access to sex more often.
Why is it so easy to identify kratom addicts by their flat affect and distorted facial muscles?
>>34106366Depends on what you're insecure about
>>34106368It was my go-to hate watch when it was on. It jumped the shark after its first season and became incredibly fucking stupid. Like the scene where a group of bullies gang rape the school creep up the butt with a mop handle to teach him a lesson. Or where it's revealed the school athletes have a secret rape hut under the bleachers where they've drugged and fucked nearly every woman in the school. And then the show goes and gives you these monologues about how it has some deep message you're supposed to learn a lesson from. Like, bitch, that shit ain't deep, it's the fucking Riverdale of rape.
>>34106337Kek, so it really is like thatThe classic "he gives me the ick"
>>34106363No, but I have a straight shota fetish because I was a raped by a woman.
Is it true that no matter how big the little man makes himself he'll always be a little man inside?
>>34106357>Yeah, you have too high standards.It's not like you gave me a picture and asked if I found x person attractive, PEW was just the first thing I could think of on the spot.>>34106361Show me a picture of a woman with no makeup
>>34106351I already have the best birth control in the world. My personality.
Do you also sometimes wish you were an 18 year old slacker in 1998, who decided to get serious, nut up and join the army after 9/11, when you were 21?
>>34106366Pretend you're not. Compliment yourself ironically until you start to vibe with it and stop caring what other people think because you are so cool.Sounds stupid but this is genuinely what I did. I can still be insecure about navigating social situations but I don't second guess my aesthetic choices or opinions. I care about people liking me but in a "I want to make sure I'm accurately representing myself so I know they actually like ME" way not "I will represent myself inaccurately to make sure this person approves of me" way. Be consistently yourself and if that self is a good person (or at least trying to be) people will like you. If someone doesn't like you when you are confidently being yourself you're probably not going to like them very much either so who cares.
>>34106373I don't know what specifically.I took an insecurity quiz and got "mostly insecure"
>>34106374Wow that sounds horrible, I would never watch that shit lol. I'd rather watch a good Disney or Dreamworks movie than ever touch something degenerate like that lel even if it is (Le for big mature adults). Even when I was a corn addict those porn video games I used to see advertised would make my skin crawl.
>>34106384Maybe you're just gay. Insecurity quiz lol
>>34106379Yes I realized that when a man was gyrating and thrusting his hips in my direction while whistling at me.
>>34106211sorry, had to go jerk off and then get christmas presents. ignoring anxiety isn't possible in the way you think it is. you might feel better moment-to-moment, but the anxious parts of you are still there, still churning, still influencing your thinking, with or without your awareness.anxiety's twin is excitement; they are near-identicial, physiologically. they both relate to anticipation, and anticipation is rooted (like all increasingly basal emotions) in your environment. anxiety is useful, helping you to prepare for anticipated bad experience. the main point i am trying to communicate is that anticipation is the result, a symptom so-to-speak, of whatever your actual problem is. i'm an not trying to speak in riddles or go in circles, but simply knowing is not good enough, you need to understand. understanding lets you anticipate, and anticipation allows change. the goal is not ignoring these cycles that bring you anxiety, but to extinguish them.
>>34106363I've never raped anyone and I don't want to
>>34106380Nigga I don't save photos of women like some gooner retard. This one is lighter but still not completely clean
>>34106379I don't know, I've never been a big man and probably never will be. I think a lot of men living a seculiar life can let things get to their head easier. But the most important lesson one shall learn either man or woman is humility no matter how high you rise in rank
>>34106385Speaking of porn video games, how do you feel about Custer's Revenge?
>>34106391This is why if I ever get a gf I am straight up going to tell her to delete all her social media pictures cause you know that some degenerate perv or even degenerate loonatic is going to be out there seeing her and jacking off to her photos.
>>34106394NtaYeah cause that'll go over well
>go out with people>theres women>make them laugh a couple times>feel elated all evening afterwardsdo you all have anything that the opposite gender does that you cant help but be deeply moved to happiness by?
I'm just thinking about how like how much I thought I wanted to die and how depressed I felt I was and now that I'm sick and Idk what the diagnosis is like now I'm actually scared that I'm going to die like everything I was and wasn't doing in the past was just bullshit and now it's like really who I am is coming out like I'm scared and it's hard to tell what I really wanted all this time sitting in the back seat of this car speeding down the freeway at like 100 mph without a care in the world just sleeping while the gas pedals held down with a brick like I'm the only person in this car what did I think was gonna happen. And now that I'm like oh shit the car is going to crash into a wall in like 5 seconds, it feels surreal now, knowing that it's all real. I guess I thought I wouldn't care this much. Weird feelings, man. tldr I'm retarded.
>>34106393Bruh I'm not watching porn ever again
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34106400If you want clingy, stick your hand in a barrel full of crabs
>>34106396Bro Idk at that point I am just trying to help, do her a favor by opening her eyes to the reality of the world. If she doesn't accept my advice then oh well lmao, I'd rather stay alone than live with a hardheaded hoe
>>34106402Based, the animals are the bestest friends I want to pet a crab
Why do men get so mad when a woman gets her tubes tied? Isn't it a good thing she can't baby trap them?
Just had an argument with someone on campus social media page so bad i want to contact my ombudsmanIm so angry and sad i wish i was a man so i could punch a hole in the drywall
All the janitors in the hospital building I visited today are hispanical. Does this mean that when they mop, it is an act of ethnic cleansing? Should this be reported to the International Court of Justice?
I think I am too fucking stupid. lol
is it weird to be obsessed with sniffing your cat/dog's feet and fur? not in a sexual way but a cute aggression way
>>34106409>this again
>>34106404I remember when I was a teenager on a field trip I saw a bunch of other boys in my class grab a crab from a pool of salt water, then pull down their swimming trunks, dry-hump-rape the crab with their penises and jizz all over it. They sexually abused a fucking crab.
>>34106398I've had lots of health/death scares but as they keep coming I'm scared of them less and less. I think it'll eventually turn into "finally this is it"
>>34106405Because men only see women for what they can give them. A woman that can't reproduce is useless in their eyes. Furthermore, without rights to her reproductive system, men lose even more power over women and can't dangle that threat and control over their heads anymore.
>>34106380No, you called 7's ugly and then posted a 9. I would not have been able to post something you would like.
>>34106405My tubes are tied and it’s only here men have been upset over it
>>34106340No, but I have heuristics that make me immediately write her off as one, like>tattoos>piercings>dyed hair>overly revealing clothes>gaggle of "guy friends"There are also red flags which make me strongly suspect the possibility, but I don't treat it as a foregone conclusion.>autism>ADHD>bubbly extroversion>leftism>divorced parents
>>34106407What did you argue about
>>34106417What if God untied your tubes so you could experience immaculate conception and give virgin birth to the Second Coming of Christ?
>>34106410Fuckin gross dude
>>34106411This is what you are surpressing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE
>>34106407Over what?
>>34106134I'm watching Frieren with my family for the holidaysThey really like it!
>>34106420Sex.
>>34106405Personally, for me I get upset because it means it guarantees your bloodline ends with you. I mean crap it's not just men. If you had a mother who genuinely cared about you and isn't just some apathetic hoe who happened to get knocked up by chance, she would be livid if she found out you tied your tubes.
>>34106425Queen fucking sucks
>>34106426Israel.
>>34106418If you rule out all of those traits, your only options will be mentally nutty tradwives and bitchy Soccer Moms who live in McMansions in cul-de-sacs.
I wish women were capable of loving men.
I think internally my mother knows I'll never continue the bloodline but she still clings onto some faint hope of me having a normal life with a wife and kids and shit
>>34106329F No, I don’t find them attractive either
Mom says to not date my friend's ex if he's still living in townIs she right? I think she is but I don't want her to be.
>>34106430Sure you do.
>>34106434Your mum knows you love getting buggered in the bum! You enjoy bum fun, so you'll never get a bird preggers.
>>34106420>>34106426>#1: Omg im so scared of all this flu talk cause i dont have insurance for a shot>me: Flu shots are not that expensive, you should definitely get it unless youre like starving cause it keeps you in work>#2: Sounds like you dont consider peoples financial status much, maybe $75 to you is not expensive but it is to others>Me: Who saids its $75? I would never pay $75 for a flu shot. Theyre typically $20 or less without insurance and the university offers free shots>#2: Nuh uh>Me: yuh huh>#2: Nuh uhContinue this for 2 hours until i start crying
>>34106422I would abort it.
Pretty woman. Posting in this thread. Pretty woman.
>>34106441Broke niggas be broke idk what to tell youWomen's hormones be fucked yo, I could never.
Let's be real. Literally the only reason a man would have never had sex with a woman is because he's gay. Maybe in denial, but definitely a fucking fruit loop bird.
>>34106445Actually im very hideous and ugly
>>34106445?
>>34106451Proof?
fellasis it gay to want to have sex with women?
>>34106422Nta but if I were a woman and this happened to me I would birth it then offer it to Beelzebub.
You ever rewatch a movie trailer because it's so fucking great?
>>34106452It's a movie where Julia Roberts plays a hooker. God I wanted Julia Roberts to enslave me and do some Jeffrey Epstein shit to me so much when I was a kid.
I should've bought a smaller mousepad, this shit is YUGE.
>>34106398i had the opposite experience. miraculous recovery from a childhood illness that destined me to have about half a lifespan, only found out about this recover about two or three years ago, at 27 ( anticipating death in my 40s). that granted me this "fuck everything else, i'm doing things my way because i don't have the time or patience to submit to other people" mindset, that i kind of partially regret because it has left me very alone for a life that is likely much longer than planned. grass is always greener, i guess.are you certain you are near death, anon?
>>34106449Virgin men above the age of 21 should kiss each other.
>>34106456I do this with Blade Runner 2049 and some others.
>>34106455Sounds like a political figure who allegedly threw a newborn baby overboard from a yacht into the water to kill it.
>>34106429What good is a bloodline? I think most people who tie their tubes don't want children for a good reason, ie their own upbringing was so bad that they already know the kid's life would be fucked.I think I'm gonna schedule my bisalp in 2026.
>>34106447>Women's hormones be fucked yo, I could never.hey excuse me!
Maybe I should start using this again so people can filter my annoying ass.Anyway, what are your plans for new years?
>>34106457I know the movie.What are you doing.
>>34106449Or he could simply be unattractive or mentally illOr simply he understands the implications of sex are greater than what most heathens think about it
>>34106449No anon, it's because he came in his pants when a hot girl touched him and felt so embarrassed by it he ran home.
Touching my self and thinking about you JH
>>34106466>What are you doing.Watching MTV.
>>34106464Am I fuckin wrong tho. Would you rather crash out over stupid shit like this or just be horny and vibing all the time like a man.
>>34106460Yeah well it isn't a law in the United States, so I'm not following that.
>>34106441How can you argue about that for 2 hours? Just look it up on the student health services page.
>>34106455Would you offer the kid to Epstein if he was alive?
>>34106474No.
>>34106472You know what's fucked up, in American middle school they taught us that sex before marriage is illegal and can get you arrested. We were told the jails and juvie facilities were full of teenagers who had sex with their boyfriends or girlfriends without being married first.
>>34106475Beezlebub is a pedophile rapist too.
>>34106441Why did you feel so strongly about this?
My dad said something really kind to me today
Women why are you so silly? You silly geese.
>>34106478So are you.
>>34106470
>>34106478One will grant me immortality and so much more and the other won't do anything for me.
>>34106449Are you guys incapable of comprehending the idea of delayed gratification?
>>34106479>>34106447
>>34106432No. It's not hard to avoid the instant whore bin. Don't dress like an alt prostitute or have a bunch of orbiters, and you don't end up in that group.But even if it were true, so what? Doesn't change the fact that all of those traits heavily correlate with promiscuity, or at least wholehearted support for promiscuous behavior.
>>34106471The person i argued with admitted theyre autistic
>>34106480And what would that be
>>34106491>I like prudes who don't put outYou sound like a dingus. Do you attend Jack-Off for Jesus gay goon sessions in a church basement?
>>34106487You can die without gratification at a young age, anon.
>>34106492So that makes two of you then
>>34106486Beezlebub does not have the power to grant immortality, he can only guarantee that you infact will never reach immortality
>>34106467My grandma says I'm handsome
State GenderRate your 2025 on a scale from 1 to 10.What was your greatest achievement of 2025?What was your greatest failure of 2025?What are your goals for 2026? Do you think you can achieve them?
>>34106492Exactly, being autistic immediately invalidates any credibility or authority anyone happens. When someone admits to being autistic they're admitting they need their society to control and surveil them so they don't act all fucked up.
Why is browser Youtube so fucking laggy? Hopelessly incompetent fucks at Google fr
I feel like I’ve been a bad friend
Male anons did you know the show how its made has arcs? Im currently on the native Minnesotan arc. I just finished the thailand arc few hours agoim looking forward to the swiss arc
>>34106501FI didn’t really do anything and this has been one of the worst years of my life. I’m dreading having to drag all this terror into a nother year
>>34106487Typically since women rarely get told no their entire lives, because daddy is a pussy wiped push over women generally don't grasp the concept of delayed gratification, especially if they are city dwellers
>>34106501Who fucking cares dude
>>34106505no I did not thank you for sharing
>>34106497I am not autistic
>>34106505Thailand is full of women who wear flip flops and expose their bare feet and toes. Gooner paradise.
>>34106498I am literally offering him the messiah. He will grant me what I want.
I haven’t been praying either I feel like everyone is rushing me and like I never have time
>>34106494Yes, I do. If a woman doesn't value herself or relationships enough to reject sex pests like you, I won't invest my energy into her, either.
>>34106510So you're actually just that retarded?
>>34106505Damn, really? I had no clue.Is there a Japan arc?
>>34106504Why anon
>>34106510Didn't you explicitly say you were at some point in this thread?
>>34106329You probably don't like the bimbo pose and style. I am also the same way. Heels and bikini always turned me off.
It’s so scary that everyone is living a life and somehow, fuller than mine, how do they do it ?
>>34106510That's what you think
>>34106515Oh, okay, so you really ARE gay. Admitting it is the first step to accepting yourself, anon.
>>34106513You wouldn't be because the messiah was only born once to a willing woman. If there was a second "messianic birth" it would be the anti-christ and I don't think he would be pleased with you killing his own messiah
>>34106509Frozen food, desert, and sauce episodes are totally just filler episodes. Machining episodes are really good dont skip
>>34106514You will be smited by the wrath of God
I hate the moments where I am alone with my thoughts before falling asleep, and this is destroying my quality of rest and time I spend asleep, how do I fix it?
>>34106522Their life is fuller because they are fatter than you.
>>34106507Women actually have a lower time preference than men, on average.Doesn't mean that most women don't make dumb decisions, just that impulsive ones are slightly less likely than among men.
>>34106493He acknowledged that I’m a sensitive kind guy, but also said that I’m not a bitch, and I should be proud of who I am
>>34106524No there is a difference between being gay and having standards and recognizing a whore.Typically accusing someone of homosexuality is a womans go to insult because she cannot fathom being told no because of her massive ego
>>34106340I said this in another thread. If a girl is known to be promiscuous, her female peers will rush to out her by their innate love of gossiping whenever her name is brought up. Sure, there are signs, and some are more obvious than not (aka nose piercings and certain tattoos that make you go "you just know"), but you can always count on foids to sell other foids out, all for the love of the game.
>>34106476Not my problem.
Women either adapt to the volume of men who want you or expect misogyny when you reject too many
Aurora is so fucking tiny.
>>34106524>If you have standards and aren't trying to fuck everything that moves, you must be gayI wish syphilis still culled you troglodytes naturally
>>34106530Exercise, drug yourself, or suffer
>>34106533Wow, I guess faggotry runs in the family then?
Absolutely pissing down rn, and it's supposed to be summer.
>>34106528Nta but I'm a machinist and it's pretty cool
>>34106501M7Finally becoming confident in myself and being able to live as a manTrying to save others who can’t be saved Become happy with being myself, very doable
>>34106517>Is there a Japan arc?Not really unfort. The tofu and onions sauce episodes were clearly recorded in the west. They dont have anything for traditional japanese arts. All electronics episodes are clearly hongkong vietnam or taiwanese>>34106516How can i be a retard if i get top grades as a math major?>>34106520no i did not say im autistic. >>34106523I cant have autism only boys have autism
>>34106501F8Getting a promotionDidn’t take time to find a bf, still virgin.Find bf and get laid lol, I think I will achieve it
As I've aged, I've come to the realization that all women are inherently white trash(regardless of color). It's the quality of men that surround them that keep them above being white trash or not.
>>34106531I have been trying to gain weight
>>34106544Hello Bruce
>>34106350Asians are especially good at this and that's why they can keep up the appearance that they're "more pure" than a white girl like kittenposter despite sucking 7 different cocks in the past month
>>34106548>I want to have sex without commitment
>>34106549What if she is surrounded by no men
>>34106547Being good at math doesn't mean you're not retarded.
>>34106547You have the female autism, basically it means you are a dumb bitch.
>>34106555Impossible. Minorities males are desperate and basically guarantee she'll always have pussy wiped yes men
I wish it were summer
>>34106554A bf is not commitment?
>>34106545I considered applying for machining entry level job / apprenticeships when i graduated high school (i was in community college) but my mom told me not to cause i would get sexually harassed and it was just a bad fit in general. And she was probably right, i cant imagine doing that
>>34106558Oh and I guess "Chad" is included
>>34106501FMy favorite relative and my cat diedWhat's the point of goals if everything goes to shit after you've achieved them and you end up exactly where you were a year ago, sans cat.>>34106535Nta. Pretty sure my sister talks shit about me in this way. Very "morally superior" shit like she used to do about drinking before she tried alcohol.
>>34106559I don't, fuck that noise.
A quick reminder to the americans in this thread, Remember, for you guys, middle age is around 39, in case you thought you were still young.
>>34106549Men are leaders and women are followers. They follow what's most popular or reinforced.
>>34106562She's right trades are a man's job
>>34106566Thank fucking god I'm nearly halfway to death
>>34106555They white trash it up in record speed.
>>34106571You're only halfway though. You gotta live double what you already have and it's gonna be way worse.
Minigolf isn't a first date activity, is it?Or is it one of those things where it's like.. dependent on the quality and culture of the woman.
>>34106565No noise where I go. Only the waves and the crickets and the birds.
>>34106566Middle-aged doesn’t mean life expectancy divided by 2
>>34106557>female autismFemale autism is not a thing!! I cant have autism>>34106556Wrong
>>34106577It does, if you're not a cuck cattle who define their life by the set "workable age" the masters has assigned you.
>>34106575Really depends on the person. I would love it, I want the light blue ball!
>>34106573I'm hoping if I smoke enough and keep up the disordered eating my heart will give out in my 50s. Wish me luck.
>>34106547Not true. Women can have autism as well. But it is better for an Autistic man to make the most out of himself and date an NT woman than an autistic woman. Autistic women and autistic men don't vibe well. An autistic and an NT is like a lock and a key. You can't unlock the most out of two autistics with just two keys. Usually too, it is extremely common for autistic women to want the same sex or this intellect chad as opposed to an autistic man. Autistic men can succeed, but it'll have to be in the way I am doing it which is going by a loophole I found in this system.
>>34106549As a former cop, I agree.
>>34106575If she's the one it won't matter where you take herI took my wife out for pizza on our first
>>34106501m>2025 rating2>greatest achievement/failureone and the same for me. finding a path to recovering from the end of 2024, i suppose at the cost of my humanity in a certain sense.>2026 goalsfearlessly walking the path i've found and seeing where it leads.
>>34106577What else would it mean, the fuck?
>>34106578>Female autism is not a thing!! I cant have autismOh trust me woman do have autism. I know from personal experience. My own mother is a huge asspie
How obvious is it to spot the lies within the answers or statements people make ITT?
>>34106582Me too bro, hoping I don't make it to my 30s. Cheers to ya.
>>34106583If i had autism i wouldnt be a woman i would be like a lesbian or trans man or something. Not possible, i like being a woman and submitting to men
>>34106580Wow you turned into a bitch so fast. Maybe you shouldn’t be the one talking about masters and cucks
>>34106593okay.
I’m worried my roommate is dead, should I go check on her or fight the compulsion
>>34106578>WrongNah
>>34106592I don't know why you make posts like this.
>>34106595Eat her corpse
>>34106538I think men need Jesus to help kill their lust and to stop blaming random women for their own sins.
>>34106575I know a woman who goes on so many dates who has grown to hate minigolf because lots of guys take her out on the first date.
I am not autistic i swear. i cant be autistic
>>34106595If she's dead she can keep for a while.
>>34106601Sounds kind of like it's her fault, teebeeaych.
>>34106588Middle age is a stage of life, around 40-65. It’s the stage where your children leave the home, peak of your career, body is in decline etc
>>34106602Both your parents are autistic, the odds aren't in your favor.
>>34106602Are you writing this while tearing up I imagine you areLittle autist
>>34106605true.she has only ever had one actual boyfriend
>>34106606So the middle of your expected life. Einstein in this mf
>>34106602Do you ever get bored of attentionwhoring
>>34106601An embarrassment of riches. How she must suffer from having so many suitors eager to date her.
>>34106608>Are you writing this while tearing upmaybei dont have autism please believe me
Why are short haired women so shitty and insufferable ?
>>34106615Like pixie short or shoulder length short
>>34106602Autistic kittens are still cute, it just so happens to be that you're super cute.In order for you to understand this I just called you a super autist.
>>34106575Just go with your gut. My first date with The One was a nighttime picnic. I had the idea earlier and when I got off work and saw that she was getting off work after dark, I checked what the cloud cover was going to be, picked out a remote spot on google maps, made a variety pack of food between roasted beet dip, flatbreads and little sandwiches, mixed up cocktails and baked a tart. I asked her if she wanted to go, telling her exactly what I was planning, she said yes, I picked her up directly from work and we drove off and snacked and looked at the stars from under the moonroof of my car in the middle of nowhere. She said her legs hurt from working, I flipped around and went for the destress squeeze and she literally gasped in relief in such a way it made me laugh. Then she kissed me (my first kiss) and I awkwardly said I liked her. We giggled like idiots about it until we fell asleep.Your first date might be minigolf. You'll just go with something because it's the right thing to do. Just do it.
>>34106617If you held me at gunpoint and told me to write this shit I'd tell you to pull the trigger
>>34106615How is that different from any other woman?
>>34106619I'm waiting for you to pull.
>>34106210Might get desensitized to the bonding after, but if you didn't do it for a long enough time you'd get sensitive again. But I'm just making shit up
>>34106617A 30 year old man with gyno wrote this
>>34106614You're the kind of person people would patronizingly call neurodivergent because they're afraid of hurting your feelings
>>34106619Lol
>>34106601Is she incapable of deciding where is the first date?
>>34106618aww that sounds so sweet, that's awesome!>destress squeezewait, what's that? I thought those were for your hands, not for legs.
>>34106562She is right. Almost all blue collar people are creepy like the stereotypes. Moreso now than before. Nowadays it attracts those types of guys
>>34106624Wrong I'm schizophrenic and I'm only late 20s
Men, of all the times you jerked off, what percent was it because you were really horny and backed up and what percent was it because you were just bored?
>>34106628Are you incapable of speaking English Tired of you fucking ESL fucks coming to our fucking boards and sites, butchering our language and not understanding what the fuck you're saying or reading. Your fucking 80 iq Brown ass has no idea what it's doing does it. Walking in like you think you belong only to crown yourself as the dumbest retard of the thread. Fuck you all. I wish your countries never got internet access.
>>34106633bored + cooming is an easy way to simulate intimate connectionloneliness + porn addiction is a brutal combo
>>34106614Don't be sad. My therapist once diagnosed me with autism after farting 5 feet behind her. I've tried my best to enjoy life since, Oh wait I've actually gone off the deep end with hatred and self loathing. Either way, I am glad there are still people out there who enjoy cute little animals in life. My innocence was ripped and shot away from me socially not too long ago.And when you rip out the child out of the man, and contort it and twist it and make it out to be something it's not all you leave is the monster that is buried deep within that's been waiting to get out for so long...
>>34106561NTA, but not really. what exactly is a bf to you?I am an incel and accepted forever alone pill but my advice to women is to take the no sex for at least 3 months of dating. Most men cannot last 3 dates without sex.
>>34106629>wait, what's that? I thought those were for your hands, not for legs.ngl it would take a bit for me to explain. but like, just do your thing
>>34106635You typed all that out yet you understood my post perfectlyEnglish only gods dont need perfect grammar and coherent sentencesYou only struggle to read it because you cant into English
>>34106633I changed my mind, I love abortion nowMY BODY MY CHOICE, am I right ladies?
>>34106501M7I finished my mastersI didn't make any progress in even starting to dateGoals for 2026 is staying consistent in gym 4x a week. I think Ill achieve it. I am going to aim to read two leisure books a month. So 24 for the year. I think Ill achieve it
>>34106633100% because of horny 0% because I was bored. I haven't been bored in... since I was a kid and stuck in my empty grandparent's house for a week alone. I seriously doubt I'm that different from most men, either.
>>34106210no. that is not really how the brain and its systems work. humans are somewhere in between mongamous and polygamous, so this is a cause of someone having a lot of partners or not, as people exist in different says along this spectrum.on top of that, that is just the basis for relationships, as your personality crystallizes around that based on the things that happen to you. a monogamous person with a lot of childhood trauma involving e.g. neglectful parents, abuse, etc. might find themselves with many partners because they can't orchestrate healthy relationships. likewise, a naturally polygamous person can also find themselves acting monogamously for similar reasons.
>>34106633I can't say for sure but there were times were I wasn't even horny but I started thinking about porn and I forced aroused myself into masterbaiting. >>34106637>loneliness + porn addiction is a brutal comboAlso what this guy said, I've never even known any girls or been close to them so I clinged unto porn for so long but it's damaged me mentally more than anything.
Is my sex drive normal for a woman or should I see a doctor?>not very interested in sex all month until around ovulation week>insanely horny in the morning>jerk off twice>don't think about sex again until next morning>basically only horny for that 7 day span of time>back to asexual????
>>34106595>I’m worried my roommate is deadWhy?
Women would you date a man who revels in extremely frequent and violent fantasies about killing people he doesn't like?
>>34106647>woman>jerk off twicewhat?
>>34106561No. The entire point is that you aren’t, so either of you can walk away for any reason with no consequences. You can search for a life partner without being stuck to them if they’re not a good match.Hoping it works out is necessary but not sufficient.
>>34106642Yeah but we should abort males.India is a horrible country because they treat women poorly. A country with a surplus of women is utopian. A country with a surplus of men is India
Who's the most obnoxious anon you've ever encountered from atoga?
>>341065011achievement 2025: nothingfailure 2025: nothinggoal 2026: nothingachieve it: no
>>34106619How else are we supposed to put our smooth charm on to entice the girlies?
Question for women, if you're hanging out with a guy friend, and retail workers and/or people treat you like a couple, how do you feel about that?
>>34106647Pretty normal
>>34106649I highly doubt a woman would want that. I already lost several potential girlfriends in my life because they found my schizophrenic side. I doubt any woman in her right mind would want to deal with that.
>>34106501M5/10graduatedno jobget a job, yeah it's possible but not in my field because the competition is so fierce, i'll have to get a temporary job and keep applying to the one i studied for in the mean time
>>34106656I don't care enough to correct them. These are people I will likely never see again and whose opinion means very little to me.
>>34106650Do you think we can only do it once a day? There's a cooldown.>>34106657How do people get married then?
>>34106600God isnt real. It should never be harder for men to date than women.
Question for woman, do you find a guy creepy if all he says Hi to you in formal/professional settings and doesn't say anything else, or hardly makes eye contact with you? Not even asking as dating advice, just looking for general advice for proper socialization.
>>34106653ENTJ and it's not close.
>>34106661Women don't have penises. They can't jerk off.
>>34106643>I am going to aim to read two leisure books a month. So 24 for the year. I think Ill achieve itI'd aim for something like that but for some reason my genius ass thought to start with The Way of Kings and that shit is 1000 pages. I got 10 books for Christmas ontop of a handful of other books I want to read. I at least don't think I'll be buying any other books this year barring a big release like Red God or (lol) Winds
>>34106661What do you mean how do people get married
Women how do you feel about a guy who doesn't watch porn/masturbate anymore but used to be a chronic gooner when he was younger?
>>34106662Of course he is real! Also, it makes sense that men have a harder time dating. He has to be the dominator in the relationship thus he has to have more going for him.
Man I thought this album was shit before, I'm glad I grew into it, it's pretty awesome now
>>34106666You got this anon. 100 pages a day. done in 2 weeks.
>>34106667If men expect sex every day wouldn't women be getting forced into unwanted sex constantly?
In the spongebob universe im actually snailposter
>>34106672Kind of. Women just put up with it for a while until the get married/have kids and then the sex dies.
Girlies How do you feel about men whom sacrificed themselves for good causes but died virgins?
>>34106672>wouldn't women be getting forced into unwanted sex constantly?Yeah this happens
>>34106672>If men expect sex every day IMO we really shouldn't men are just stubborn and too egotistical to take it like a good boy
>>34106673Disgusting creature
>>34106592That is definitely true. Most autistic women bizarrely talk about weird ass Disney channel cartoons and anime. They take intelligence seriously to the point of them disliking romance. And usually believe romantic relationships are best suited to those that are absolutely similar to them to the point of it being the same gender. I wish I can find one that is not like that though, but a lot of them fit that lesbian mentality. Added they tend to be a bit too therapist and psychiatrist approved. You should never idolize those people completely as they have flaws. You do have to argue with your doctor. That's how you prevent shit like double amputations on your legs when the X-Ray was flipped.
>>34106675What a stupid question.
>>34106673Aw the little snail binky or whatever it's called
>>34106672>>34106674>>34106676If I learned a woman got with me begrudgingly that would fuck up my brain for at least 5 years. This is not defending the everyday types by the way, feel like at that stage it just becomes going through the motions, devoid of any kind of emotion, that sounds like a death of sorts
>>34106600I think I don't need to do that until you sue me into it.
>>34106668Cute!
>tfw favorite character in book died at the very end >went out with a pretty badass one-liner that also feels kinda lowkeyi guess it's over. it's literally over. everyone but the main protagonist died trying to save humanity and i'm like 99% sure the humans just lost anyways.
>>34106683Yeah and they do that for like 30 or 40 years. Why do you think men die sooner and older guys are more likely to kill themselves than younger guys.
>>34106688Christ, why even bother then, and I really spending this many years improving myself just to be torn down again, goddamn everything looks bleak
Girls Thoughts on brave, manly men who chose not to prioritize relationships?
>>34106674>>34106676>>34106677>>34106683How do I avoid a marriage like this if I only have one week a month of proper horniness then? I want to get married because I need the double income to survive and I like fucking and cuddling and all that, but I feel like it would quickly devolve into hatred for the guy. It's happened with boyfriends in the past and I was only seeing them like once per week.
>>34106691fag
>>34106691Does that make them brave or manly men? That's just one side of normal men, no?
Imagine marrying a man in your 20s and then he divorces you in your 30s cause youre not pretty anymore and picks up a gullible 19 year old, i would shoot myself
>>34106688Sometimes you land one that doesn't do that but it's a game of chance. Like 90% of them will pull this shit at some point>>34106692If that's how you are then how do you expect to change it. Your libido will only decrease as you get older
>>34106695that's why you should have kids so he has skin in the gameBut also stop
>>34106695>marrying a man in your 20s and then he divorces youJust take half his shit.
>>34106696The only way to fix my libido would be testosterone treatment desu. Is that what you want?
>>34106696Meant for >>34106690
What would be the quickest way to self execute?
>>34106699I personally don't care what you do but I doubt you or most men would want that. It's just a problem you can't really fix, a fact of life you have to live with.
>>34106412Fatherless behavior is disgusting
>>34106696>Like 90% of them will pull this shit at some point
>>34106685Kitten hates that Eugene quality where he has posters of furry chicks in his bedroom. Has no idea that I'm willing to accept her cocaine addiction and that we both can work through our problems. Added Kitten needs to stop going ultra bitch mode over embarassing facts about men she is dating. She should look for what positive things he can bring, not what red flags he has. Had you applied that to sports, baseball games shouldn't exist everytime there is a foul and multitude of strikes.
If she don't believe in Jesus and God I don't want her
>>34106707What if she believes in you
>>34106412what the fuck. Why would you do that to the crab and why would you put a crab near your dick and why are you letting the boys see your dick???
>>34106692>>34106683I dont understand men. Lot of women get horny and want to have sex. Just have sex when they want to? You'll probably still have it at least once a week. Especially if you dont let yourself go.
Hello girlies, is it a coincidence that Virginia men are both the most martial and long haired of the soi?
I love women.
>>34106710The point is what are they gonna do for the rest of the 6 days and what are they gonna do when it turns from 1 time a week to 0
>>34106695are you saying you'd rather be the 19 year old that he has to stick with because he can't do that when he's 40?
>>34106710Whatever you're saying has zero relation to those posts>It would really fuck me up if it turned out the girl I had sex with didn't actually want to>Women want sex too!What're you doing?
>>34106695>shooting yourself instead of himWhat the fuck is wrong with women
>>34106709>>34106703You guys are so retarded
state genderdo you carry a multitool?
Women, what have you come to expect?
>>34106717I believe it because some boys are genuinely grayons level of sped
Thinking about that time when I was 22 and hit on this really pretty Chinese girl who seemed to be the only person my age at a Thanksgiving party, falling hard for her and wanting to go home with her and then getting teased the whole ride home by my older brother's wife because she was actually 40 fucking years old.
>>34106718MI used to but I never used it. It's illegal to carry one in my city so I didn't really need to run the risk of getting nailed by a cop randomly for the sake of something I don't even need.
>>34106715You simply let her initiate. A lot of men initiate and keep doing it until she tired of the constant badgering. Men should initiate dating and romance but women should initiate sex.
I NEED YOUR LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtKZKl7Bgu0Femanon are you here?
>>34106708She has nothing to believe in then.
>>34106718He fuck you leather man
>>34106712https://youtu.be/IUZEtVbJT5c?si=GnwCwuR-HLD0gm-n&t=20
>>34106720He's a very prolific shitposter
>>34106722>It's illegal to carry one in my cityWhich city?
>>34106718I used to carry picrel but i dont know where i last put it. I got it cause i used to work closing shifts at the restaurant and my mom yelled at me for walking home in the dark so i got this knife and pepper spray to appease her. "nooo youre gonna get raped" lol okay not happening but whatever
>>34106726Fuck man
>>34106725Nigga posts Calvin fucking Harris
>>34106727I like the arc. I also used to carry a Huntsman
>>34106730A certain large metropolitan city in the UK of North America
All women should be chomped
>>34106739So why does she chomp me then huh. Why does she bite my arms and shoulders
>>34106732A knife usually isn't good for protection/self defense. Pepper spray is better. but this is a very cute one for you. Was yours in this color too?>>34106737I live in NYC and I never really had a problem. I think I technically cannot carry in subway but I do anyway. I've had police/security hold it when I went to a club with friends.
>>34106685what if you knew he replaced porn with hornyposting on /atoga/?
>>34106732I have one of these with orange grips. That would be a terrible weapon for self defense.
>>34106718FI used to carry a Leatherman, but it was pretty bulky. Now I just carry a knife.>>34106732I have always hated the look of Spyderco knives.
>>34106669Shut the fuck up
>>34106744Folding knives in general are terrible for self-defense.
State GenderWhat is your EDC (everyday carry)?
>>34106741Don't live in ny or the us. I carried it because I was paranoid about self defense and whatever which is super illegal here but as I said I didn't really need it for anything else and never used it so I just stopped.
>>34106718M. Not anymore.
>>34106718FI have a teeny tiny swiss army knife but t b h the tweezers and nail file/flathead screwdriver get the most use.
>>34106705Kitten may be saying Oh Zach is a pervert who isn't coming to terms to his problems. I am, I've been working on it for a while, but shit happens, and what makes this addiction worse is feeding into the shame of it, because I get more addicted to porn when I'm isolated and alone. Either that or go have sex with an escort. It feels like empty sex in the end. Kinda wish I had it with a woman who was really my friend. I just am not a fan of women obsessing about red flags in men, or anyone of that matter. When I told my family about me having to be rejected, they started laughing at her, and I really did not like it deep down inside, because I still remember to this day her outcry of pain. I wish women would be the same like I was at that moment.
WomenHow do I know if you're being affectionate to fuck with me vs genuinely?
Women would you date a man who never wants to have sex
>>34106756yes so i can rape you
>>34106716don't worry we'll mourn her
>>34106740Everyone should be chomped
>>34106746>I used to carry a Leatherman, but it was pretty bulky.Which one?>>34106753Cute and based. Is it the rambler?
>>34106753>FLet's have sex!
>>34106741I think in NYC a blade of longer than 4 inches is illegal, but pocket knives are shorter usually. That said it's rare to get randomly yoinked by a cop unless you're a nigger
>>34106752What did you used to carry?>>34106744You are right but I think a lot of people also back off if you flash a blade. Hell even if you reach for your pocket I think a lot of people who commit crimes will start backing off because they think you might be strapped.
>>34106758Wanna do it?
>>34106764I don't really know the law. I know in the city in general its fine but I think the subway is more strict. Of course there isn't any enforcement.My sister told me carrying pepper spray is technically illegal but every girl obviously does it anyway.
>>34106766ok
>>34106768>My sister told me carrying pepper spray is technically illegal but every girl obviously does it anyway.Yeah pretty much. There's no enforcement, but if you you're really unlucky and caught, rip.
>>34106340Yes. If she’s an asshole who constantly lies, manipulates and cheats, what else could I possibly think of her?
>>34106764>I think in NYC a blade of longer than 4 inches is illegalYeah apparently if they stop you in the street the cop will pull out his dick and if the blade is longer than that you go to jail.
>>34106761You wanna chomp me bro?
>>34106762It was an OHT that I really only bought because it matched my tan Sig P320.
>>34106778>tan Sig P320Who got you into guns and why are you a dirty sigger
>>3410663390/10 for me
>>34106718FA pink victorinox nailclip 580
>>34106770I'm ready! Let's go!
>>34106765If you pull a knife on someone with a gun, they're going to start shooting. Especially if it's a tiny folding knife.
>>34106781>Fsssssseeeeeeexxxxxx
>>34106782it's not rape if you want it...
>>34106763>>34106785Bro, shut the fuck up
>>34106785lol what
>>34106662i wonder how someone can believe this when things exist. where do you reckon physics comes from if not God? i remember being an athiest when i was a teen, and i feel like athiesm almost demands a closed perspective where you stop thinking about things when they become inconvenient. this is one reason i stay away from dating, people don't take their beliefs seriously anymore, not even athiests
>>34106778>tan Sigbetter than noguns at least
>>34106781cute>>34106783If a person mugging you has a gun or knife they will show it to you first. If they haven't shown anything, they probably aren't carrying anything. Maybe they are also carrying a pocket knife. I was mostly saying the gesture of reaching for something can be a deterrent. At least where I live. YNs know to fuck off. This is why they go after asians and women generally. Smaller and weaker, likely not carrying so low risk of injury.
>>34106765I started with a rebar, then got a surge, then a skeletool rx. Sometimes I'd switch between the surge and the skeletool.
>>34106617This post becomes palatable if you imagaine Johnny Bravo from the cartoon Johnny Bravo reading it aloud as he typed it
>>34106786Oh goodness, I'm conflicted. Lord help me through this temptation. I fear I will fold under the slightest push.Sweetheart don't you let me down.
I don't care if it keeps me an incel until I die. I'm going to keep being a good person. It's the right thing to do.
I was about to say that knives are the king of urban conflict and then I remembered that only law abiding citizens don't have guns in urban areas lol
>>34106779My dad taught me how to shoot. I liked Sigs early on because they were really modular and just fit my hand better than things like Berettas and Glocks. But as I have gotten to try new things, my favorite gun I own is my HK P2K, since it's fully ambidextrous and is my daily carry. I'm planning on getting a CC9 soon, just haven't got around to it.
Gotta show these yns what a rn looks like
>>34106668I can’t stand guys that lack self control so much they are either all the way in or all the way out.
>>34106791The christian idea of god or any anthropomorphic idea of god isnt real. Things exist because they have to and nobody alive will ever know exactly why.
Women how would you feel if your bf jerked off to other women/porn when you weren't around
>>34106804“When a man and a woman love each other very much”
>>34106804I think god is an entity that does everything unconsciously, actually idk i just made that up i think it would be cool tho
>>34106799>HK P2Knta and just jumping in but you're literally not the first person I know who has shared that exact opinion so you're either one of the guys I know irl or this is just a really common path for gun guys.
>>34106806I can’t be around?
>>34106794Surge is pretty big. Arc is nice. It is pricey now though. If you are a student, maybe the discount is worth it. I got mine for like $125. It's like the size of wave but better weight balance imo. Better tool selection too.
>>34106812I mean you aren't always if you live separately
Hey baby hey, what do you say we touch each other?
>>34106814Fair enough. If it’s porn and stuff it’s fine
>>34106813I drive a desk these days so I don't bother. Anytime I need tools I can just plan ahead to have real ones.
Women what do you think of jacked carpenter husbands who will save you 200k on a home and solve the white birthrate crisis
>>34106802How is all the way out lacking self control? It's complete control.For me it was a bit of a gradual process.
>>34106818WHERE
>>34106741>but this is a very cute one for you. Was yours in this color too?Yup it was my exact model and color. I had to get it on ebay just to get this color (and decent price)i liked it, but it was kinda hard to sharpen and the opening was a bit hard. Otherwise good knife. I care a lot about cooking knives fwiw. When i was working pantry i would sharpen my cleaver before every shift. (I hated the victorianox we had that got ran through the dish pit 30 times a day)
>>34106818I am not dating a low status male
Why is my neck so big if I'm so skinny? My head is so big it doesn't fit most hats I have to put my work hat on 1 nipple and stretch it over the tip of my head to even wear it but my neck so big it matches the size of my head so that I look like beaker from the muppets. my shirts are ridiculous I just don't button the top part of the shirt so it can horizontal for extra inches of collar when I put the tie on. I'm like some kind of alt-universe slenderman that got dumped in this universe to live a life of normal sufferingfoids, is there any hope for me in looksmatching to a decent woman?
>>34106822What kind of restaurant was this? What kind of food did you make?
>>34106824Why not just gain weight in muscle?
>as a man, when did you realize that no help was coming and it was up to you to improve your life 29-30, 32 now and still working on it.
>>34106820When addicts become sober, they are still addicts so they have to be 100% sober. Cmon anon, think
Do you guys drink alcohol?I never drank alcohol.I never understood the appeal but all normies at work love it so much and their entire lives revolve around it.Like they will pass on free brownies at a meeting but will commit to happy hour for a free beer. I am the opposite. give me brownies during work time. Not beer at work after work hours.
>>34106830probably 8 years old. Holy shit are normies stupid
>>34106830I was like 16 or 17 when I realized it was so fucking over and that I couldn't be fixed no matter what I did
>>34106832Never had alcohol. I tried coffee and monster once. I
>>34106837Nigga had a heart attack from the caffeine
>>34106832I enjoy the buzz I get.
>>34106830When I was a teenager.>>34106832I'm a happy sleepy drunk, but I mostly drink it for the taste desu. Also I find myself drinking less and less as I get older.
>>34106830Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy
>>34106832I used to drink heavily every day but now I only drink a couple of times a year, when I do drink I drink "too much" but if it's just once in a while it's not a big deal.
>>34106831I don't think so. Most people I know that quit smoking or drinking just went cold turkey one day and it worked. I think it was kind of the same for me too even though i stretched it out a bit.I don't think I was really an addict. I just jerked it because i was young and seeing a hot girl online made me horny and next thing i knew i was in goon sesh.I realized this is just a waste of time and stopped for the most part. Id then do it just to regulate my hormones. Eventually i realized the body does it on its own with wet dreams. So i just figured its prob healthier to let it happen that way. It's highkey embarassing to think about all the HOURS of my life i wasted just looking for porn
>>34106826Italian, i was the pantry cook so i tossed salads, made dressings, croutons, bruschetta, tiramisu, cake.I really really miss that job, it was so fun. I regularly mourn having to quit to focus on school.
>>34106847How about you do that but in my kitchen and as my wife. And instead of paying you money I pay you with love and devotion
>>34106827I've already gained max weight in muscle I'm so skinny they told me I had "about" 6% bodyfat in some elaborate test when I was 9 and it's never gone up. I'm already at calorie limit by drinking more than a gallon of whole milk plus (like a gallon + 1/3rd) all my regular food a day or I get fainting spells. squeezing out a couple hundred more calories on my 4k+ a day is just too exhausting and implausible I'm at my limit. in highschool people would taunt me by saying "hey, you ever think about eating some bread you freak!?" then another would say "be careful the troll looks like he would eat you and still be hungry" and I'd just laugh with them but here I am. please dont' ask me to draw a picture of myself that happened last time I posted about this. you get the idea already; can a foid please just answer if I have a chance?
>>34106847ket
my professor was staring at me in class the other day while another student was talking. like he should've been looking that student in the eye while they spoke, but instead I saw him looking at me in my periphery. I turned my head to look at him and his eyes darted away.I'm so nervous. does he want me? I'm writing self insert fic about this.
>>34106852Ick.
>>34106852Gay
>>34106852From one cat poster to another, please send me the fic
>>34106832Alcohol is second only caffeine which is second only to sustenance that lets you live itself.A bowl of rice and mayo when you're starving is the biggest gift, then a cheap espresso sends you to focus, then alcohol is the painkiller that let's you laugh and relax at night. I will never shame alcohol, only the alcoholics.
>>34106852HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU HE WANNA FUCK YOU
>>34106832i like alcohol, something about the dizziness and giggling and relaxation makes me feel good, like im not a stuck up bitch anymore after 3 glasses
>>34106857>rice and mayothis sounds good as fuck rn at 1 am>>34106858i hope you're not memeing. idk why else he'd stare at me then get scared like that.
Men, was Brigitte Bardot that hot?
>>34106832It helps me unwind.
>>34106862Yeah.
>>34106862Who
>>34106861men are all evil and want to fuck and are checking you out constantly
>>34106866mmm good. I hope to see his penis soon.chatgpt tell me the length and girth of this guys cock
Does AI generate good smut for women or is AI unfairly patriarchy-coded and works only for men?
>>34106865>Don’t know Brigitte BardotI don’t care how young you are, that’s like saying I don’t know>Marilyn Monroe>Twiggy>Sydney Sweeney
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me the length and girth of this guys cock
>>34106871You guys know I can write you personalized smut right. And that it'll be miles better than whatever slop the ais churn out.
>>34106862>Brigitte Bardotlike other anon said she was no Marilyn Monroe or Sydney Sweeney
Theres is this whole movement of whiney bitches in my city about passages in my city.>Makin them insecure>This stairway makes me insecure because there aren’t enough commerces or houses aroun>This tunnel make me insecure because there aren’t enough colorThey know damn well they can walk around those things. Why is it ok for women to make their insecurity everyone elses business, but men aren’t allowed to be insecure in public?
>>34106871Its pretty male coded, i have to try really hard to get it to work. Its like super submissive for some reason and if you make them dom they literally try to push you away. Like one time i tried an arrange marriage AI RP and this thing was like "just leave me alone stupid bitch i want to eat and sleep". Another time i basically just had to baby the AI into feeling loved and having to talk about household finances and shit before it would even consider virtually creaming in me
>>34106872Bro, Twiggy doesn't rate with those other women in terms of modern awareness.
>>34106871AI doesn't generate good anything. I can always fucking tell what's AI and it ruins it entirely.
>>34106878You know nobody with half a brain gives a shit right The fact that you do is telling
>>34106879was this supposed to be so funny or is this the post to win the most unintentionally funny post of the year award
I need to AI generated a rival
>>34106881AI is really good at undressing women without their consent.
I love the fact that women whored themselves out so much that they basically mitigated the impact of AI nudes.
>>34106882I give a shit, because photography is my main hobby, and I know them well that if they make enough pressure and makes it a "Woman’s issue", there going to change everything I find beautiful and photogenic about my city.
I hate t hat I know that this character I like is going to die in this book. Every single red flag going off and she's not that useful to the other characters in this book because she's a specialist and they only need her for one part of the operation, and she's blind to the big picture going on because she only cares about her personal life. I hate this.
>>34106871I like ai porn videos
Sun won't set until 8:45 tonight.
>>34106889What book?
>>34106888As I said, nobody will give a shit.
>>34106889This nigga emotionally attached to a book
>>34106134Women, the men that have successfully asked you out, what did they do?
>>34106896Had the balls to actually go up to them unlike you
>>34106896They were attractive, rich, and had a purpose in life.
Cockexpanders, what was the biggest cock you expanded and how big did you make it?
I texted the dating app girl and we are speaking into the wee hours again. Let nobody say don't double text
>>34106901I came in her
don't mind me just feeding my bf mealworms while he sleeps
>>34106904Gross :(If I woke up to that I would throw up all over you
Hey roasties. Its time for a wakeup call. Men dont have to entertain you. We are not here to make you laugh. We are not here to provide for you. We arent even here to protect you. All of these exist on the condition of sex, marriage and pulling your own weight meaning you need to compensate even more if you are a fat worthless cunt. Your free ride is up.
>>34106880Then who else has been relevent as a beauty icon, that markwd popculture for more than 10 years?Don’t say Paris Hilton or Kim KardashianBecause one’s only famous for spending money on reality TV and the other is her former assistant who got famous from a "leaked" sex tape and then soending money on social media.
>>34106906Then why are we still getting a free ride?
>>34106896They were very attractive, I knew them a little from school and we had some common friends, they gave me a compliment and asked me out in a polite way.
few people ik irl seem to have the deeply romantic and intimate idea of love i domodern dating attitudes seem do bleak and undesirable to me, maybe im being negative.
>>34106912Have you ever actually been in love or dated
God damn, I was looking trough how James Bond Girls started their carrer>Denise Richard >10years old model for Playboy magazineYes, apparently PB had a special edition for CP in the 70’s. How the fuck is this franchise still allowed. I don’t care if they no longer do it, that legacy should have been cut off, WTF.
Women, how much sexy arm is too much arm?
I hate receiving pity help. I may be completely alone, without any friends, any family, depressed and suicidal. But I don't need any fucking pity, no pity friends, pity invites, pity fucks. Don't fucking lead me on if you don't intend to commit and build a real relationship with me.
Why are cat posters so fucking dumb and annoying?
>>34106915>How much sexy arm is too much armDo you mean fisting?
>>34106914Didn't that happen to Brooke Shields not Denise Richards?
>>34106912You’re not a romantic if you can’t see the romance
>>34106918i like kittenposter shes cutei like cat poster too. shes cute in a mommy way
>>34106919I'm talking about the whole arm, not just a fist, obviously. never heard a girl admire a fist compared to an arm
>>34106920>Brook ShieldMaybe I’m mistaken I thought Brook Shield started with the Blue Lagoon and that they used stunt double for the naked scenes. It’s hard to find anything on wikipedia of chat-GPT, because they don’t want to cause a Barba Streisen effect that would benefit perverts.
>>34106910Because you provide no real value. You are a "person" attached to a vagina and womb. You arent worth loving. You are just this obnoxious thing that complains and wants everything while providing nothing but your body. You cannot stand on equal footing with men who have to struggle just to get your borderline worthless attention just to get a partner, something your worthless sex takes for granted.
I dont understand women.Some guy who is very ugly starts hitting on a girl and she is very disgusted by him. he is crude and vulgar. but then after like 2 weeks of constant vulgar comments, she gives in and falls deep in love with him.I've seen this happen 100s of times. It always ends badly too. but why does it happen to begin with? do girls just get very lonely and horny when ovulating and agree to let some ugly nigga hit?
>>34106923>I’m talking about the whole armI think you watch too much porn, man. It’s already rare to find a girl who wants a fist in her vag, you won’t find one who want’s a whole arm, never mind having enoguh soace to handle it.
>>34106928wtf
>>34106927>I’ve seen it 100’s of timeYeah in Hollywood! IRL isn’t a movie!
>>34106925>It’s hard to find anything on wikipediaThere's a section on it in Brooke Shields' wikipedia page.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Shields#1981%E2%80%931983:_Legal_battle_over_nude_photos
>>34106929Sorry I meant>Enough space to handle itTyped too fast on my phone’s keyboard.
>>34106927it's flattering if someone is this obsessed with you, it makes you think he'd treat you like a princess and do everything for you, which is tempting but misleading
https://youtu.be/VQLjUZ2bm24
I want nothing more than to kill myself. But what is stopping me to do it?
>>34106931>Name is "Gross">Earn a living as a child pornographerYou can’t make this thing upDo you think being constantly associated with that name, made him the way he was, or is it his family name because being gross is heriditary?
>>34106937it's not as easy to off yourself as people pretend it is, plus wanting to kys doesn't mean you don't care about how that would impact others in your life
>>34106938Gross is typically a German name, the word meaning "big".
>>34106938gross means big in german, he probably had german roots
>>34106939>impact others in your lifeMy life is completely empty and devoid of people. Maybe some work colleagues would be surprised and say that I looked alright and they didn't think I would do it. But overall, I have no family, no friends, no human to interact with.
>>34106938>The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan
>>34106930Nah in hollywood its handsome men doing it.IRL its like ugly subhuman fat guy tells cute girl he wants to rape her over and over online and then i guess they dm and it comes out shes now dating him and claims theres another side of him she got to know. then she gets raped.I know 5 people like this form videogames/discord (i know i know). But i have also seen this like a couple times irl in school and work
>>34106944sure but someone will have to find your body, clean up the mess, figure out how to pay to get you cremated, do all the paperwork, pay for your place to get emptied and cleaned it's a very vulnerable thing to do too, cause someone will have to go through all your stuff, your whole existence will be exposed, people will talk about you offing yourself etcofc you can say thats not your problem anymore once you're dead but you're not dead yet so at least subconsciously it might make you uncomfortable and hesitant because it's humiliating also, even if you don't give a shit about any of that, it still takes balls and depending on method organization to kill yourself, which is probably the nr one respn why many suicidal people simply never do it, it's too much effort and they don't have what it takes to pull the trigger
>>34106879>Another time i basically just had to baby the AI into feeling loved and having to talk about household finances and shit before it would even consider virtually creaming in meBased AI. That's how men should be IRL, too.
>>34106931>"He developed it, put it in a gilding frame and, displayed it without labelling or explanation, in a shopfront in a then rundown street in Lower East Side of Manhattan."And people passed everyday in front of a shop in the mid 80’s with a photo of a naked little girl covered in baby oil,spreading her legs, and they didn’t say shit? They didn’t try to punch the owner on the mouth?Mind you this is the same country that would force teenage boys to swim naked at school while all the fully clothed girls watched and juged them by the size of their penis in the 1950’s because gym teachers had a CFNM pedo fetish.And now americans get mad if a 25yo man dates a 19yo woman.>>34106942And yet he had to come to America to do CP, because they didn’t have that in Germany!
The real Andrew Tate redpill is realizing that his takes on like 100% tamer than the average women's take on men.
>>34106954>Mind you this is the same country that would force teenage boys to swim naked at school while all the fully clothed girls watched and juged them by the size of their penis in the 1950’s because gym teachers had a CFNM pedo fetish.Uh, what?
>>34106913yes but only once, im talking about what i observe in general though
>>34106956You can just google or ask chatgpt about swiming pools at the YMCA’ or american High Schools until the 1950’s the boys were forced to swim naked while the girls were covered from neck to knees. It was normal for them back then. A lot of boys received sexual harassement or were bullied about the size of their penis.
>>34106926So we are not getting a free ride, but we also do because men are pathetic?
MMy F friend was sending me reels the other day that were sweet and said stuff like "thank you for coming into my life" and "send this to someone who made your year better" but at the same time seems like she's into someone else so I don't get what she's doing? She also showed me a short video of a maid outfit she got as well in the same day. Didn't say much to me today though other than sending me a bunch of videos of sea lions.
>>34106955Okay incel, time for a nap
>>34106960This just sounds like a weird sexual fantasy of yours.
>>34106962You can appreciate and love friends, and also be I’m love with someone else. Crazy stuff
>>34106963Ironically, this is why nobody takes modern feminism seriouslly.
>she's beautiful except her nose always looks like someone punched and broke it an hour agofoids can you be honest about what I should do?
>>34106966lol laughing at incels is why feminism bad? Tell us more please
>>34106964Do you know how easy it is to go on wikipedia, you fucking retard?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_swimming_in_US_indoor_pools
>>34106968Please calm down sir, you're literally shaking.
>>34106968Shut up, incel!
>>34106970Shut up nerd
>search for something on youtube>get 15 AI generated videosthe only thing left to fight AI are corporations realizing that AIslop is bad for their platform
>>34106973Calm down, sir.
>>34106972>>34106973Wow samesies! Let’s kiss, jk jk ew haha
>>34106965I guess I'm getting a few mixed signals. Not that it matters much to me because I'm focused on someone else, but she seems really excited to go on a trip with me later this year.
>>34106977kay
I ate some cheese, now I'm getting whiffs of ass every time I accidentally smell my lips.
>>34106969The parts about the girls watching the boys swim nude doesn't seem to be true and is what makes me think this is a weird sexual fetish or yours.
>>34106955You don't even have to listen to Andrew Tate to notice how misandristic and narcissistic and ungrateful women tend to be. I can't stand the guy. That doesn't mean that I stand most women.
>>34106983Bro, you’re a 15yo girl in an era with no internet, at a cohed swiming pool, where all the boys are naked, obviously you’re going to watch their penis and be immature about it!
>>34106988Seems like swimming was segregated by gender, so no.
>>34106989Not the audience!
>>34106141Nah femanons like Oxford used to make a lot back in the day
should I stop smoking?
>>34105628>le hecking incels are goneFuck off back to plebbit normalnigger
NYE fireworks going off, I just want to sleep.
How many school shooting are acceptable before background check psychiatric evaluations become mandatory in order to get a gun liscence?All the fucking druglords in Mexico and Hell Angels in Canada are using guns that comed from the USA. The war on drug isn’t even serious if there isn’t any gun controls. Plus why the fuck are the Hells Angels not considered a criminal organisation? They litteraly run most of the cocain deals!
>>34106997If weed, yesIf tobacco, no>>34106884Based, how would you fight them
State genderWhat is your opinion on a general spped limit and regular people being allowed to purchase fireworks?
>>34107002Americans care more about muh guns than the safety of their children>>34107001Why not throw on a jacket and join them, or at least watch the fireworks from the window/StreetElse yeah put in earplugs and ignore them
>>34107002never because everyone can fake sanity for a couple of checks, see the latest austrian school shooter
>>34107005>Why not throw on a jacket and join themI live in the suburbs, it's just people in their yards letting off fireworks.
>>34107004fwe should get rid of any legal regulations on everything, we're already massively overpopulated
>>34107003>If weed, yes>If tobacco, noI smoke tobacco
>>34107004M. Speed limits are a joke. I have mixed feelings on fireworks. I like them but I'm not sure I trust the average person with them.
>>34107004>regular people being allowed to purchase fireworks?There's no real reason to allow it, people should just go to a public display.
>>34107003We would shoot each other to death like the two guys in wind river and then I would pat his dead body after we fill each other up with 9mm
why are moms so against their sons masturbating?
>Watching new simpson episode>Bart laughing watching a gamer react>Marge "oh no, he’s going to become a redpill or worst an incell, I don’t know what to do"JFC did the whole writing team decide to leave the work to chatgpt?
>>34107017Real pervert hours with this and the guy obsessed with nude swimming.
>>34107017What are you talking about? I’m against my son touching his penis in public, that’s why I always tell my son that it is ok if he wants to touch his penis, but that he has to go to his room, and close the curtain, because it’s something private!
>>34107017Incest instinctWhenever a women talks against this, she wants to fuck him in his stead.
I can't take it anymore atoga, I know he's married but I love working with him, I want him to notice my work and to rely on me. I just love being around him
>>34107019>A man walks into a bar>"Hey guys there’s some some homeless guys masturbating eachothers outdoor, can someone make them leave?">"Wtf is wrong with this pervert? He walks in and talk about hobos having an orgy or some shit">the man gets thrown out>No one care about the hobos masturbating in front of the doorIt really do be like this. People kill the messenger!
>>34107019what? I'm just making a question
>>34107025>a man walks into a bar>he dies
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
>>34107028It was meant as a parabole for how people have a messenger’s bias. They react to who says more than to the content of what is being said.Talking about something shady being done, makes you more suspiscious than doing something shady.
>>34107024bro is starved for validation and affirmation lmao
>>34107031you're afraid
I hate holidays more than anything. Seeing so many happy neurotypicals around me, while knowing full well that I will never achieve such happiness, makes me want to kill myself more than ever. I can't change my core, I can pretend, but it would just hurt me more. And just being myself won't get me anywhere, I was myself for the vast majority of my life, and it's a lonely road to nowhere. My only choices are suicide, a lobotomy, or stopping caring about it.
AI just made men worsei read an article about teen boys making ai porn of girls in their class.
>>34107012A few people being stupid shouldnt be areason to take people freedom away>>34107015Communist
>>34107057This is why i want to go into bioinformatics instead of consumer software, get me away from this shit.
I love when the how its made episode is literally just a sweat shop full of people in bare feet like dont you think thats a bad look guys?anyways im on the french arc now, didnt even know there was one. Anyways this season is like way less industrial and more handmade than the prior and i dont like it, I want to see machines!
>>34107073How much of this show have you watched?
>>34107071Do you think the men in that industry will be better?
>>34107071Bioinformatics will just be eugenics lead by the chinese
>>34107057I tried this on some random people online. Idk. It works. But at the same time...its not "sexy". Even though it looks realistic, the fact you know its fact is enough to kill the attraction. It's like when those nice photoshops of a famous actress on some big boob pornstar is found out to be fake and the picture isnt attractive anymore.im sure some coomers will make it work, and maybe im just getting old but im starting to see porn as just pixels on a screen
>>34107079uh yeah a bit i guesswhat should i go into finance instead? I can hang out with former frat boys and nepo babies all day and go to strip clubs with them, sounds fun!>>34107082i speak chinese
>>34107071You are strange.You seem to want to be objectified but also terrified of it.You're jewish, but not zionist.You post cute kittens, but are a giant 5'10 freakIs everything a contradiction?
>Is it just me or are cashiers prettier around Chrismas?
>>34107084>imaginary women aren't enough... i need to know they're exploited for real>porn exploitation isn't enough... i need to be exploiting the woman with mine own phallusThe hero's journey
>>34107086i can be a cute kitten even if im 5'10
Why are they like this?
>>34107093Bro this is like when giant st. bernard dog sits in a lap thinking he's still a cute puppy.
>>34107095Ive seen better bait
>>34107095In regards to men for me it is: be lean, have hair on our head, be cute, become my best friend if we have a relationship, have a you and me against the world mindset. Money i dont give a fuck but be able to feed yourself. Woman that want man kids probably watch out for money more.
>>34107095I take no issue with someone rejecting me because of my genes but I'm not gonna spend an hour ripping out my body hair every other day so I can be bald and swollen and inflamed, that is mentally ill and unhealthy unlike liking tall women
>>34107096Well im not overweight so. If a boy can princess carry me then im a cute little kittenalso that IS a cute puppy! >:(
>>34107085>I can hang out with former frat boys and nepo babies all day and go to strip clubsI work at finance.I don't know why this is the stereotype on tiktok and social media. It's not the 80s where all these finance movies take place. At my firm I am one of the few girls. All the guys are nerds. Many studied engineering or physics or math. A lot of have PhDs. They are pretty awkward around women in general but they are nice and friendly. A lot are asian. Overall, it is kind of fun if you like math. When I was an intern the training was playing poker and shadowing a trader. It pays a lot too.>>34107095Why are they like this?
>>34107093woah you're the same height as me
>>34107086>giant 5'10 freakDepending on where you are that's just an average height for a young woman
>>34107105Manlet
Women, if kangaroos had big dicks, would you fuck them?
>>34107031You are probably racist and sexist and a hateful person in general with no interesting hobbies or interests>>34107002>comed from the USA>comed from
>>34107086>You’re jewish but not zionist>Yeah that’s weird that’s like being christian but not liking the KKK>How can you be muslim but not a johadist?
>>34107108you're very mean :(
>>34107109No
>>34107110Everytime I coom, I coom for America. America is beautiful and it fights for democracy and freedom. Everytime God bless america, I coom a little bit!
>>34107104finance is like my second pick if i cant get into bioinformatics or i just dont like it that much. i think i could be a goodish quant. the imain ssue is:> At my firm I am one of the few girls
Men if your gf had a sore throat and possibly recovering from flu, would you kiss her on New Years Day
>>34107114But they are tall, beautiful, muscular, uneducated and kind of dumb and violent. Incells told me thisbis what women wanted.
>>34107113im sorry i didnt mean it i was just joking im sorry
>>34107085>what should i go into finance instead?No go into power instead. 95 % of your coworkers will be boomer men who are about to retire.
>>34107118Yee
>>34107107yeah if you just look at zoomer white women in rich countries the average is like 5'6.
>>34107118I would prefer it if she would let me not kiss her
>>34107120ok I forgive you
>>34107116Well that's like every math based j*b.What I do like is they don't really treat me like a girl at work. I am not a trader, I am a researcher even though I don't have a PhD. It's kind of nice because everyone just cares about your ideas if it can make money. Not really your race/gender. More girls are entering too :)
>>34107129>gets an easy job because she's a female>Not really your race/gender?
>>34107120Current weight?
>>34107131I didn't get hired because I was a girl?I had to do the same tests/interviews as everyone else.
>>34107135Lmao, sure. The place was already a cockfest in your own words
>>34107134
>>34107137You have to pass a couple screening tests and leetcode and then get interviewed. I just don't think many girls know to apply here. I honestly applied to my firm because I was looking for an internship in tech and that is how they marketed themselves originally.I've had all As in undergrad and my masters...
>>34106747It's unfortunate that you feel that way. Maybe you can get better someday
>>34106662>It should never be harder for men to date than women.True, and relationships should also never be worse for women than men. But that's just the way it is so it's natural for relationships to be less desirable for women and therefore harder for men to find.
Women are the type of people to join the nazi regime, genocide over 6 Trillion Jews, and then later on the trial, they'll just go "I'm just a girl"
>>34107153Women are natural followers. They can never be leaders with maybe a few extremely astronomically rare exceptions.
Do women want the hole licked too during cunnilingus? or just clit?
>>34107153>>34107154Females have always been hypocrites.>omgz likezz erryone is totez equal n stuff>ALL MEN BELOW 6FT NEED TO DIE ALONE
>>34107167Why dont you ask the one you are licking what she wants?
>>34107153men will do this and say "i was just following orders because I am a sheep"
>>34107171>the one you are lickingwho tf is that??
>hang out with male friends>Lots of tomfoolery and an overall good time >hang out with female friends>Lots of snide remarks and me catching strays for no reasonwhy are women like this? you guys are so mean
Every girl ITT could be in a happy loving relationship but some choose to be alone. Girls who are in a happy loving relationships, why aren't you trying to convince your friends to find a man instead of being bitter online?
>>34107177the female you are intimate ith
I feel bad bc his dad left. And now I left him too. I don’t want to add to his abandonment trauma but I had to do what’s best…
>>34107183why am i seeing so many clips and screenshots of this video game in the last month or 2?
Straight femanons, why aren't you dating women?
>>34107167Just clit. Otherwise you might give her an infection. I mean, licking and teasing around the hole a lil bit can be nice too. But you don’t need to go in there, I don’t think? Idk. Haven’t been eaten in a while.
>>34107131Anon is mad that a girl is better than him in math
>>34107057I don't understand why this is a problem, they're not your boobs so who cares?
>>34107142>>34107135Don't listen to the retard.Also, you sound hot.
I wish I had been born smart, I'll be forever disappointed at my parents for giving me shitty genes and making life harder than it had to be
You know when I was younger there was this gacha game I used to play that was full of waifu bait. I joined a discord server a while back and meet a few people thereThere was the one or two girls who would be disgusted by all the creeps in that anime server (including me)At first I didn't get it but after being porn free for a good bit and coming here and reading the thread I know understand the disgust the discord girl felt.
>>34107211Better to be average and work hard
I wish I was better at typinghttps://monkeytype.com/
>>34107218No it's not, being average sucks. Average young men are never going to have kids or make as much as their parents at least in my country. Smart but lazy > average but hardworking
>>34107057But you bitches cry when men do put clothes on you? Make up your mind, dumb cunt. Also, that is just the result of hypergamy. What do you want men to do if females only fuck 1% of men? You reap what you sow.
>>34107222And that's to say there are a lot of elite jobs you need to be smart for but no good middle class jobs, only a lot of shitty jobs at the bottom
Mentally ill typing femanons look LIKE THIS??
Just a few more hours until it's 2026, bros.Men bros, where we at.I know we're the only ones here now.Since the women are all with chad.
>>34107228>Men brosStop writing stupid shit like this.
>>34107222Being average is the big win, society is designed for the average, literally. And average people reproduce more than exceptional people, for many reasons.
>>34107233You're stupid.
>>34107235Ok, incel.
its never just fat and bald, its also uglythere is fat, bald and ugly, but there is also fat, bald and beautiful
>>34107234>Being average is the big win, society is designed for the average, literallyNo it's not. Average people get shafted in life, yeah consumer products are designed for them but otherwise it's a total shitshow. You die earlier, you make less money, you have more stress etc etc. Only people who do worse are below average.>And average people reproduce more than exceptional people, for many reasons.Not anymore they don't, that has changed.
>>34107237Clinically insane post.
>>34107243Ok, incel.
>>34107242And honestly even consumer products aren't designed for average people anymore, rich people have way more purchasing power now so there's less catering to the middle class.
>>34107242Just browse /adv/ more if you want to see the fate of the "smart but lazy" types, then compare them to an average but hardworking guy, got some kind of salary raise at his low-ish skill job, has a gf, friends and is generally pretty happy by comparison
>>34107249>>34107242lmao
>>34107250Yeah but people on adv aren't actually smart and lazy, they're average and lazy. If they were smart they'd coast through school into some bullshit white collar job and be mediocrities there.>got some kind of salary raise at his low-ish skill job, has a gf, friends and is generally pretty happy by comparisonMaybe US is different but in Europe 50% of those guys are lonely, childless and are gonna die when they hit 70
the irony of an avoidant liking a reel with the text>catching myself writing paragraphs about getting the bare minimumoh the irony
Are you gonna drive the race cars? Are you going to dance on fire?
>>34107255Who hurt you
>>34107255I doubt an avoidant writes shit on reels. lol
>>34107259an avoidant girl not giving me the bare minimum after intimacy
>>34107198>>34107224Men be like "Ok ban AI, women ruined the fun"
>>34107262This phenomena can be explained with the "racism is about power" logic.
>>34107262Oops wrong image, but that also works
>>34107250there are not many smart people hereits mostly dumb and lazy
>when she cosplays for you and calls you daddyThe perfect woman
>>34107262>women ruined the funas they always do
Any girlie pops want a soft boy for new year
>>34107264>>34107262It's about power, just like racism, bigotry etc etc. Making fun of rich people is acceptable because at the end of the day they go home to their palace and can forget about it. Same applies to men and women, women are so privileged whatever you throw at them is okay
>>34107269>soft boywomen HATE us
>>34107152We really need to fire women from every job and make them financially dependent on men again.
>>34107270>women are so privileged whatever you throw at them is okayMike my cum hehe
>>34107273>make them financially dependent on men again.I thought you didn't like that
Did the lobotomy you received cure your autism?
Don't really care about this new years event. Will most likely be asleep before 2
>>34107273That's a pipedream now. Only solution is the future WW3 and after we die, the next men can create a better future, without females having any rights.
>>34107278
>>34107266To be honest I had a better point but didn't type it originallyBy lazy I mean "does nothing/very little of their own volition". An average person who works hard at something they care about will achieve much, they learn to play instruments, sing, do art, even doing it for a living. The thing with talent is, it dies. After enough years, even if you would learn/perform 30% better than average, you have waited too long, and now have to live in permanent depression over your wasted potential. Knowing you are so far behind the curve.
>of course we can have an open relationship babe its 2026 just let me watch tyrone fuck you and we can make a polycule to raise the black babies
>>34107281sata andagi
>>34107280You are comically evil
The true revolution starts when the attractive men start joining the incel community.
>>34107286Idk maybe women should fuck us and we will stop
Femanon, the truth is... i've never gone to school either
at what age it's too late to fix your life?
>>34107294around 70.
Women, I'm sorry for having a small penis
>>3410729435 is when you're considered functionally childless if you don't have kids40 is when your socio-economic position is determined to be set for the rest of your lifeBut because things take time to set around I'd say 28-32
Women fuck you. You suck cock but it aint mine so fuck you.
there are only two femanons I want to fuck and for very different reasons
>>34107286In what way? I am being realistic about the future. These females are already in positions of power, so good luck getting anything passed that would create a better future. They will block everything.
Femanons, why do you come here when you hate us so much?
JH you're so hot
>>34107305This but for incels and women.
>>34107280Post-war financial and baby booms are result of a shitton of men dying, I don't see why and how the surviving handful would strip women's rights from their position
>>34107297>40 is when your socio-economic position is determined to be set for the rest of your lifeIsn't this already set with your parents income? Poor parents aren't going to teach their kids anything about money.
>>34107312Yeah but you're here and you know that so it doesn't apply to you, you can find out what to do if you want.
>>34107305Shut up scrote, you are the ones that hate us
I treat women like shit every chance i get. I dont hold doors for them. If they are getting mugged im not helping. If they want something heavy moved or up high grabbed they can suck my cock and i might grab it for them.
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date a fat and balding guy?Do they not want to find love?
>Nephew keeps insisting on me to watch his cartoons with him>Get tired of watching paw patrol after an hour>I decide we are going to watch some old simpsons with him>he "The simpsons suck">me "hey I like the simspons">He "I’ve never watched the simpson because my dad won’t let me">me"well he isn’t here">We watch the simpsons and he end up liking lt.Is there anyway I’m going to get in trouble with my sister, because I showed the simpsons to a 6yo? It’s ranked 8+ here.
>>34107316The attitude in your post begs to differ
>two retards just completely spamming the thread without getting any real replieslol
>>34107312Parents dont teach their kids anything. Boomers are fuckin stupid
>>34107318For fuck sake just shave your head and get some muscles!
>>34107314Being aware of your positon is one step, yes, but a lot of doors are still closed. Not to say that it's an excuse to not try at all, but just that it will be harder.
>>34107318>Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date a fat and balding guy?>Do they not want to find love?Sure, but there are limits.
I don't believe any of you femanons are straight
>>34107318Why don't you? We're equally unattracted to fat balding men but you understand their plight, relate to them deeply, and accept them as they are
>>34107323NTA but while shaving your head is realistically the best option, it still won't make women like you if one of their standards (bare minimums) is a head full of hair. Nobody bothers with guys with a shaved head when there are other options on Tinder.
>>34107323This but with femanon's pussy.
>>3410729435 is the hard cutoff point. After then, you're stuck being the guy working at Burper King with a Master's degree and resorting to gay grindr butt sex hookups because women wouldn't touch your rod with a ten foot pole.
Today is the last day of 2025. How was your year, anon?
>>34107316ironic
>>34107305Why did you come hereJust to break my heart again? Why did you come hereJust to watch me fall again?
>>34107333In 2 hours, it'll be 2026 for me.
>>34107333it started great then it became absolutely miserable and I'm going to kill myself tonight
>>34107324Well that's just genetics, if you have high IQ but shitty parents you can still make it thanks to sheer processing power
>>34107141Funniest thing that happened while I was on vacation was seeing my cousin overhear someone spitball a number of something (6,7) why’d ring a layover at the airportShe slowly looked my way with :O on her face and said>He just said it so casually!
>>34107329>TinderGet scammed, this is the worst of all dating aps anyway!
>>34107336Happy new year!>>34107337You really shouldn't, you know
>>34107339>why’d ringduring, I mean
>>34107320>victim of misandry: i didn't get laid and someone gave me 'tude on 4chan :(How do men survive these hate crimes?
I have a theory that being a back ass wiper is what contriubtes to dirty crusty assholesFront wipers have cleaner assholes.
>>34107343Stop making up shit. Just accept that you're just fucking mean for no reason.
>>34107167Tongue on clit, finger on G-spot.
>>34107333I got buggered and sodomized up the butt a lot without getting AIDS. Mostly because women don't want me, so I have to resort to doing gay shit instead.
>>34107349Gspot isn't real.
How long do people normally hang out at bars? If I arrive at, say, 7:30, would it be creepy to stay until like 12:00 AM (since it's New Year's)? I will not be getting hammered.
>>34107345Front wipers get shit on their balls. It seeps in and thats how black babies are born.
>>34107118>Men if your gf had a sore throat and possibly recovering from flu, would you kiss her on New Years DayWell, I live with her, so I'm going to catch it anyway. If we lived apart, maybe not. My immune system isn't good.
>>34107352If they didn't kick you out, you're fine.
>>34107333FUCK THIS SHIT
>>34107353You can just wipe the balls.
>>34107351>Gspot isn't real.It's not a structure in its own right, it's a place where you can stroke the inner parts of the clitoris through the vaginal wall. But "G-spot" is less typing.
Women can you wear armbands that say if you are single or notThanks
>>34107352You will just sit there alone, not drinking?
>>34107351vaginas arent real
>>34107326>I don't believe any of you femanons are straightTake a good look at men and think about why that might be.
Why do my pillows never stay in the pillow case?
>>34107359I'll need in person demonstration before I believe this claim.
>>34107367They're the wrong size.Time to get one with a zipper, or a smaller size.
Is there even a point going to bars? Its just going to be full of cliques like a high school lunch room. You cant meet new people in 2025.
I took care of the little kid all day since yesterday, cathering to whatever he wanted. Now I’m tired I told him to do whatever he wanted but to leave me alone for an hour. I’ve locked my self in my room and he wont stop knocking. I don’t know how long I can ignore him. I just wanted to sleep. It was fun at first but now I want my sister to come pick him up.How do you guys desl with kids?
>>34107345Women don't have a choice if they want to avoid yeast infections.
>>34107373you take them running.
>>34107362I'll have a few Cokes and try to talk to some people. There's a bar near me that doesn't charge for Coke, and the last couple times I've gone, I've managed to hang out with some strangers for a while.
>>34107368You don't believe that six characters is less typing than a whole sentence?
>>34107375I’m way too fucking tired and I can’t just ask him to run outside, he is 6yo and I live in a big city.
>>34107373Lock him in his room and make him do mechanical turk. Extra babysitting money.
>>34107378Yes.
>>34107379put some dance along youtube videos on for him or something, also this is your sign to buy just dance.
>>34107370That is true. But I think I'll go anyway for just 1 drink and go home if no girl approaches me. Better than staying at home like the past few years.
>>34107373>How do you guys desl with kids?I don't. I realised I didn't want kids when I was about 14, for precisely this reason. I haven't wavered for a second since then.
Fare there autistic men who prefer having their gf lie on top of them like a weighted blanket instead of intercourse?
>>34107385>are there autistic men who prefer having their gf lie on top of them like a weighted blanket instead of intercourse?I guess I can't rule out the possibility that there might be; but speaking as a diagnosed ASD guy, I'm very fond of sex.
>>34107385MeBut we would switch around occasionally so i squish her down myself too
>>34107385i can smell a vaginismus femanon from a mile away
>>34107385All men are like that. I mean they want intercourse too but they do it for 40 seconds and then they lie down to play mobile games for several hours and you can do whatever
I don't understand you womanOne evening you're up in my arms, locking eyes, searching for warmthThe next day you're trying to repress the whole evening, even though you know everyone saw us, we're gonna see each other again with those who saw us togetherJesus Christ
Bros. I'm getting old.28 year old, soon to be 29.
>>34107386Are there sensory icks I should be mindful of when having sex? Am currently dating a guy who hinted at being autistic. I have the non meme type of ADHD which makes me more compatible with a neurodivegent man.
>>34107394You should grab him by his penis and throw him across the room using it as a handle.
>>34107385What femanon actually had on her mind:>>>/gif/30029087
>>34107394I assume you didnt fuck with him yetIf hes truly autistic you might need to initiate on him hardT. Autistic guy who had a girl over but never initiated
>>34107396benis :DDD
State gender.When you engage with a piece of media that has a protagonist who's the opposite gender of you, generally with a same-gender love interest/side-kick/etc, who do you identify with more? The opposite-sex protagonist, or the same-sex ancillary character?
>>34107403I don't engage with that kind of media if that's the intent.
>>34107404The intent of most media, including The Bible, is to turn you gay and make you enjoy butt sex.
Apparently I was still awake at 7am todayI need to lay off the fucking alcohol what a mess i am
>>34107399Women are so hot, i wish they didnt hate us
2026 will be the year of the indian gf
>>34107403MI don't care.
>>34107400Wish me luck. Hope I don’t end up with a reputation as some kind of molester amongst my nerd community.
https://youtu.be/SbQu55bMvZs?t=1566Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>34107370yeah, just be like hi, I have no friends can I hang out with you guys also you need to look extremely pathetic while doing it
>>34107415Why would that ever happen.
>>34107410They are all riding pink rocket in college you smelly dalit:3
>>34107410I dont mind
I had the humidifier running all night and I still had blood in my snot the next morning
>>34107422I only have blood in my nose after drinking alcohol sometimes.
>>34107403MDepends on what the characters are like.This is an extremely anime-brained question.
You lame
>>34107333It wasn't half bad. I stumbled, but I got back up.I turned thirty this year and feel like I finally understand what I actually want out of life now.
>>34107419What is the slur for a man who engages in interracial sex with a South Asian woman?
>>34107424That’s cool that my body freaks out at a little bit of dryness that’s awesome thats normal and resilient
>>34107428Why would there be a slur for that?
>>34107415Just don’t Moe Lest anyone
>>34107429Why do you have to make it sound so hot, girlie?
>>34107403MIdk i don't usually play games with female characters in part because most of the titles I have are sports related
>>34107410There are millions more Indian men than women
>>34107373>How do you guys desl with kids?By being prepared to deal with them.Arts and crafts can occupy a lot of their time.Any time I've had to deal with small kids I've made sure to have construction paper, crayons, safety scissors and glue sticks around.Taking them to a park or letting them run around in the yard (if you had one) before you get tired is also a good way to ensure they wind down at the same time as you do.Anon's suggestion to put Just Dance in front of them wasn't too bad, either. Keeping a Wii and a bunch of wagglan games around for them is usually a good idea.
>>34107410The juice ain't worth the squeeze when you have to put up with her family.
>>34106134State genderWhat are your thoughts on Danish Deception?
There's an event tonight for near years eve but I don't have anyone to go with. I'm tempted to ask this girl who broke things off months ago but that's kind of desperate.
>>34107439Stop making up terms.
People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams.Nobody cares about anything anymore.Nobody wants to get together anymore.Nobody does anything without getting paid anymore.Nobody wants to do anything anymore.https://youtu.be/kVaolNKt2zwhttps://youtu.be/1d925iMSuLY
>>34107435Doesnt change the fact that western univiserties are being flooded by indian girls.>>34107437Are you sure?
>>34107441It's a real story, if you don't believe me, look it up
>>34107443The main issue with Indian women is that they won't shave their cunt and armpits.>>34107445Nobody knows what you are saying.
>>34107439waow it got another sequel, this time set in Denmark?
>>34107435Yes but at the same time even the fattest ugliest white guy is a step up from what they're used to, I am super fat and ugly and I dated Indian girls all through college and then married one. Her dad literally told me they almost aborted her to save money. Shit's fucked.
>>34107443i just wish they would stop putting that ugly dot on their forehead. Otherwise they are pretty hot
>>34107450Most of them dont that anymore
>>34107443regrettably most of our jeets are male, I would argue that Indian women are probably one of the few people who genuinely should get refugee status literally anywhere else they want to go, they have less rights than cows. We could send them to North Korea and they'd probably be happier.
I thought 4chan hated Indians
>>34107442Counterpoint:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qj6WGx54Ic>Time as I've known it>Doesn't take much time to pass by me>Minutes into days turn into months turn into years>They hurry by me>Still I love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>Dreams full of promises>Hopes for the future>I've had many>Dreams I can't remember now>Hopes that I've forgotten>Faded memories>Still I love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>And I love to see the morning>As it steals across the sky>I love to remember>And I love to wonder why>And I hope that I'm around>So I can be there when I die>When I'm gone>I hope that you will think of me>In moments when you're happy>And you're smiling>And that the thought will comfort you>On cold and cloudy days>If you are crying>And that you'll love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>And around and around
>>34107456My cock wants to cum inside a pretty woman, doesn't matter where she is from.
>>34107456The entire internet does at the moment.
>>341074564chan also loves very eager women who are desperate, don't bathe very often, and scream memes when they cum. Indians fit the bill.
>>34107446>The main issue with Indian women is that they won't shave their cunt and armpits.Actually the best part>>34107443You also will have Jeet kids, and the boys will have small dicks and grow up in a world that hated Indians.
>>34107433Stop being gross
>>34107456Racism applies only to men.
>>34107463White man + nonwhite women = white children
>>34107410>>34107443>>34107454but she's brownyour kids would be brown
>>34107467>inb4Women's racism are all performative too.
>>34107469No see >>34107468
>>34107462>scream memes when they cumYou want me to believe that Indian women scream skibidi toilet when fucked?
I’m really worried I’ve been self sabotaging my entire life and that’s it’s beyond repair
>>34107468Actually it's any race + Asian = Asian.
>>34107468really depends, buddy of mine has kids with a sand girl, has blond kids. Indian girls might have enough Greek DNA in there for you to get lucky, but it's a dice roll.
Whew, just finished my morning workout. Any femanons want to huff my balls for a bit before I go shower?
>>34107475You're right, it's over, end your life.
>>34107474No they scream shit like "please do redeem saar" or they literally go "Curry in a hurry!" when you eat them out.
>>34107468>>34107469>>34107473Your brown son will be a bitter incel with a reddit account and your brown daughter will have a tiktok account bashing you and trying to deconstruct patriarchy and white supremacy.
>>34107479Ok
>got an insane jobGuys i think i accidentally became important, fuck
>>34107484Remember, don't post again.
>>34107482I will send my brown son to India where at the towering height of 5' 8" he will be a giant among men and generate much izzat. My brown daughter will further clean the bloodline by dating a white doctoral candidate.
>>34107475Why do you say that?Where are you in life now, and how do you feel that you self-sabotage?
>>34107485Crazy, right? If I fuck up at my job, not only does my employer rapidly lose thousands of dollars, but innocent people could literally die. The pressure just becomes background noise, like soldiers in Ukraine not even flinching when explosions are going off.
Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
>>34106134State genderWhat are your thoughts on decenter men content?
>>34107485>>34107492How do you do that
>>34107495FI have to actively apply myself to be involved with men. They arent attracted to me and I don’t attract them so if I ever want to get married I have to hustle. Also I went through the Radfem phase and being afraid of men was worse for my mental health than actually being hurt by them
>>34107494Me but I'm fat and also super sick rn
>>34107494I think so, but I don't think they want you.>>34107495MI don't know what that is.
>>34107494Yea
>>34107495MI really think >>34107499has a point, we're insanely gender segregated as a society at this point, unless you're deliberately trying to engage with the opposite sex you won't.
She's 5'10"...Meanwhile, I'm (a 27yo man) 5'7", 135lbs, pale white, with skinny long legs, wide thighs, a bubble butt, a thin waist with abs, a thin chest, slim arms, and a slim long neck. I also have long hair down to my shoulders and an androgynous face that looks much younger than I'm actually is.The first thing people ask me about in conversation is my sexual orientation... but I'm not trans or even gay.
>>34107500>and also super sick rn
>>34107504Ok bubble butt lol
>>34107499>Also I went through the Radfem phase and being afraid of men was worse for my mental health than actually being hurt by themI'm glad you figured that out sooner rather than later.
>>34107503Thank youAlthough I know plenty of people who just naturally attract romantic prospects, everyone is different, I wouldn’t listen to an uglies opinion too much, because some women need to lock themselves away to prevent themselves from being involved with shitty men (which is both parties fault usually)
>>34107482The most important factor in a child growing up to be successfull is having a caring educated and intelligent mother and by that metric the average jeeta in the west is ahead of 95 % of western women
>>34107510I figured it out pretty late
How do I even initiate sex with moid?
>>34107514Grab his penis
>>34107514JBN
>>34107513Better late than never though
>>34107500I could fuck you healthy.
>>34107507For some reason, my legs have always been the strongest part of my body, I mean much stronger than the average man’s, so I worked them out a lot, and they became like this. Some women and even men have sexually assaulted me by groping my butt or slapping it...
>>34107515Aggressively?
>>34107521Depends on what kind of sex you want and how willing he is
>>34107520Damn beo
Le sigh.
>>34107517I guess
>>34107511As a man I've seen women choose some truly mind boggling partners. There's a friend of my mom's, gorgeous woman, high earning dentist, and every man she dates is absolutely useless, the last one was a 40 year old NEET for life who literally couldn't change a lightbulb. I think she has maternal instinct gone wild because she 100% acts like a bang maid + bankrolls these people. Lovely woman, I feel bad for her.
about 14 minutes left until it's 2026 for me.
>>34107536Ok.
>>34107536Why are you yellow?
>>34107478I'd huff his balls post workout. Also carry him from the gym.
>>34107514We're simple creatures. Like the other anon said, you can just touch him and it's go time. Or show him a boob. Or show up entirely naked.If you want to get him going before you even meet up, you can tell him you've been thinking about him / it all day.
I'm 20 and I'm a kissless virgin
>>34107543You're in good company.
>>34107543Ok.
>>34107543Why are you 20, that's insane.
Is there anything that happens that women don't blame men on?
>>34107435That means that millions more indian men are going to die alone.
>>34107545ew, sex pest
>>34107533Yea I know some girls who acknowledge that their type is felons and just don’t date by choice even though they constantly get approached by all kinds of men People are addicted to recreating their parental dynamics etc etc
girlsif you say you have no interest in dating the guyyet, at a party, you let the guy close, let him touch you, dance with him, fall asleep on his lapthen proceed to ghost himwhat the actual fuck is this supposed to mean?
Happy New Year.2026 will be our year.https://youtu.be/iWOyfLBYtuU
>>34107554Toying with moid can be fun
>>34107496At least for me, have a lecturer with crazy connections recommend you for the job>>34107492There's no death in my case, but there's definitely money and credibility at stake
>>34107557nta but that's a bit evil don't you think
>>34107557so.... she was just being cruel for the sake of it?
>>34107557What if I groped you while you fell alseep on me?
>>34107561You just heard it straight from the horse's mouth
>>34107556
>>34107563what the fuck
Do you think there is someone for everyone?
>>34107559no>>34107561I would be if I was her>>34107562Try it
>>34107565I know bro lolAt least this should help you get over her quickly. Women like that aren't worth your time
>>34107567Demonic behavior
>>34107567I mean you won't notice it if you are asleep. Or more likely, you pretend to be sleeping while you let me touch you.It seems like a fair exchange.
>>34107543What are you gonna do about it>>34107514First you gotta meet men first, then usually flirt with them, drop some hints, see how it goes from there
>>34107564Y'all not even festive...oh well.
>>34107566Yes and no. There's no one for people who like to toy with others, but even those people are capable of changeSome people with severe intellectual disabilities or mental illness might not find anyone either
>>34107566MNope
>>34107566no. this whole ''there's someone out there just for you'' bullshit is a giant cope
>>34107575>those people are capable of changeNah
>>34107575>Yes and no. There's no one for people who like to toy with others, but even those people are capable of change
>>34107556it might be our yearbut its also my last one
>>34107580you on the way out?
>>34107394>Are there sensory icks I should be mindful of when having sex?Depends on the person - you need to ask. But if it were me I would probably want you to go relatively slow and gentle, and do only one thing at a time - too much at once overloads me. Also, don't bombard me with weird smells like perfume, deodorant, makeup, etc. - they can be absolutely overwhelming. And don't play music during sex, or loud music at any time.
>>34107578Well, maybe not you, but that's only because you're unwilling to change
>>34107580Every year could be the last.
>>34107581yep, I've noticed that from here on out, its basically just the same shit till retirement/death only with a slowly decaying body with health issues starting to pop up as time goes onits just a repeating loop that will get harder and harder with time. I figured 30 is a nice number to call it
>>34107556Only an insane person would think anything could ever change
>>34107587Things are always changing.
>>34107550Their gender ratio is way worse than anyone knows, the government has to keep it under wraps because if anyone knew just how bad it was they'd probably collapse into civil war or something, they're trying to export as many of the men as possible to make them someone else's problem.
>>34107584>Every year should be the last.
Are there any good mobile apps that work left?I fucking hate having to use the browser
>>34107591People who talk about suicide never kill themselves.
>>34107593You only think that because you see the ones who haven't done it yet
What an annoyingly bleak daytime 'toga to close out 2025 with
>>34107594Nah, people who talk about suicide never kill themselves.
What get's harder the more you grow?
>>34107593>suicideNever crossed my mind. You projecting?
>>34107598No.
Femanons, are you aware of how blackpilling you are?
>>34107597Changing. Doesn't mean it's impossible, though.
>>34107597Distribution Finding new markets BikingUmmmm. .
>>34107603>>34107604the answer is obviously cocks
>>34107606Go rub one or three out and leave this wholesome thread of peace alone until you can't move your fingers anymore
>>34107601What is it this time?>WTF stupid whores are attracted to attractive opposite gender specimens, men would never
>>34107609I would have to guess this is wrt to "toying with moid can be fun"
>>34107566Everyone doesn’t matterOnly I matter And I think there’s at leas 3 people out there for me, but that doesn’t mean I’ll ever get one of them
>>34107612Well, a man posted that.
>>34107566>Do you think there is someone for everyone?No.
>>34107609Men are still attracted to ugly females, fat females, short females etc. That's the difference, you retard.
https://youtu.be/FxDMMeWK1ZE
>>34107609Too hard to obtain, not worth the price
>>34107614As much as I would love to believe that, no
>>34107620Okay, be the victim then.
>>34107617Unattractive women don't exist by definition and men just trash talk and pump and dump hot uglies and fatties for sport? Damn>>34107619Most single men do want to date though, it's women who deem that men are not worth tolerating no matter what they offer
>>34107621Okey dokey.
Attack the Opposite Gender Anonymously
>>34107623What a sad state of men.Imagine crying to a random stranger going all "waah, waaah, coddle me, waaah, ccmfort me!, my mommy used to do that for me!!!, I'll kill myself!!!"
>>34107622And? Does that disprove anything I said?
>>34107627Insane levels of projection and delusion. NTA.
>>34107554I was drunk.
>>34107629It's always funny when a post hits so close to home that it compels a stranger to reply, just to go nuh uh.
>>34107625the thing that usually replies to everything with some nasty verbiage about incels is actually attacking its own gender.
>>34107629IATA and have no idea how to respond to that bs lmao
What are you supposed to do on New Years Eve?
>>34107631Such a fucking lame excuse.
>>34107636get drunkplay gamesSing karaoke.
>>34107638Alone?
>>34107640Duh?If you had anyone, you wouldn't have asked that question.
Is a sharp pain behind my shoulder blade normal for a muscle sprain? I can’t even sit without it hurting and I’m worried it’s not getting better, it’s been days
>>34107627>>34107633"Women don't care for me but it's okay, I'm their ally, I'm such a hairless little twink femboylet!!! If I humiliate myself hard enough fighting incels in public, fat feminist:3 mommy will not mind my shrimplet making a drop of cummies!!! Behead incels, kill incels, abort incels, I hate myself them so much!!!"t. spammer
>>34107641I want to know what people do though, that isn't just getting drunk
>>34107646They have sex while drunk.
I've got to spend less time on this website next year.
>>34107636Go out with friends or celebrate with your gf. I only had 2 New Years where I celebrated it with friends. Even when I was little, I had nobody to go out with and my sister and brother celebrated with their friends. It does hurt.
Why is everyone so negative?
>>34107628Your own retarded point contradicts itself, I'm just shitting on you for entertainment
>>34107638NTA>get drunkDrinking hasn't been fun lately. It just makes me feel mildly nauseous and makes it difficult to think.>play gamesI do that every day already.>Sing karaoke.I haven't done that since I was in Japan like 15 years ago. I'd have to really go out of my way to set something up.
>>34107648Me too I’m addicted but find no joy here anymore
>>34107650There's a retard pretending to be a woman who drank copium again for New Year's.
>>34107650Beats me. Thread is not fun today.
>>34107585I'm sharing your sentiment, dude, I truly do. Nothing gets better, health gets worse with each year, and I become uglier and weaker bit by bit. Also, the stuff that society tells you not to worry about, to just have fun, "everything comes in its own time", now they shame you for it, like how you're this old and never had this or that. The worst part, I guess, is that having this or that isn't even that good or worth it anyway, just like every previous milestone, if it comes from outside and not from your own desire. But not being unjustly shamed just for existing is a toxic drive that pushes many to extremes. Overall, I feel like my hatred grows each year, and I'm switching between planning homicide or suicide. But still, we gonna make it, even with everything. Let's just have fun and enjoy what can be enjoyed.
>>34107650The men with zero emotional regulation are trying to start a pity party again.They really need to establish a healthy way to regulate their own emotion. This is getting sad, in the pathetic way.
>>34107650The world is depressing, and none of us are having nearly as much sex as we would like.
It was so fun here a few years ago
>>34107636Recover from my hangover.Might take a bath.
>>34107636Abuse your substances of preference Go sledding or ice skating Set out luminaries Set off fireworksInvade Taiwan It's all good
>>34107658I've had more sex than I ever wanted and all of it was shit
>>34107659What was different then?
I'm horny!
>>34107657yeah, they should touch grass immediately, those pesky useless men should have been aborted.
Moving out is scary
>le emotional regulationSays the tranoid pretending to be a woman who just cried during dilation.
>>34107651How does it contradict itself?
>>34107653I'm finding very little of it these days too.What are you up to over there?
>>34107663Yeah, you're a woman, you chose to put out for a Chad who didn't respect you or care about your pleasure, and so on. I was talking about the men. Not everything is about you.
>>34107657>Men should be stoic invincible warriors Lmao
>>34107657>problem: no gf>solution: gf
>>34107676The funny part about your purposeful misreading of the post, is that your response itself is a sign of poor emotional regulation.
It's dropping the mask when it accidentally regurgitates things it heard from a manosphere podcast. It should really get a job in 2026.
>>34107682you are the same guy from r9k aren't you
You just know it gets a hardon when it says "emotional regulation" one more time.>>34107681
>>34107662>Abuse your substances of preferenceI had a dream last night where I tried to relapse on my drug of choice, but in my attempts to procure it I was instead led on a wild goose chase that saw me bumbling through a series of events and locales straight out of a Hong Kong action movieSo I guess no weed for anon womp womp
>>34107675Men are not capable of respecting women or bringing them pleasure and my shitty ass husband was far from Chad. Chads only exist in fiction
>>34107684It's sad and not funny, because why are you making your insecurity and immaturity my problem.
>>34107683Everyone on 4chan is the same saar from Toronto.
>>34107684>it
>>34107681You're actually right on this one. But my emotions can't be regulated without the meds I refuse to take. They're too strong and powerful, in general, so I'm destined to suffer from them or be a docile sheep on meds.
>>34107688skill issue
>>34107669It sure can be. Apartment hunting is stressful
>>34107689>insecurity>immaturity It's hard to tell which one of those buzzwords makes your estrogen affected male genitalia stiffer.
>>34107691no you are the same anon who calls somebody specific in the biofem threads a tranny all the time
>>34107699Okay, have your tantrum then.
>>34107625With kisses*mwahmwahmwahmwah*
>>34107636Fireworks, drink, mingle in public
>>34107702This one doesn't even bother to deny that it isn't a biological female. What's more important is that it gets fictional points from his fictional dom feminist mommy for shitting on men on the advice board.
>>34107710Sounds boring
Anything cool happened to you this year?For me it was nothing. Nothing happenedProbably most unremarkable year of my life.
The girl who i wanted to hang out with is probably rn dressing herself up for NYE party and gonna get railed by some random laterOh well
>>34107713Got sober, became a homeowner
>>34107636I'm going to make dinner, watch a hockey game and then go by the lake to watch fire works while wearing a cute dress. Just a cozy night.
>>34107713LITERALLY nothing happened so it's one extremely fast blur
>>34107554She was drunk and enjoyed the attention.>>34107514Literally can be as basic as "Oi, wanna fuck?". Men are basic. Otherwise, kiss while sitting or laying down and get on top of him.
>>34107713I started boxing, realized that living with my parents kills my soul and got closer to a group of friends
>>34107717It's not good to make up thoughts like that
>>34107636I'm gonna hang out with family, eat pizza, drink moscato and play some board games.I'm also gonna try to tell people I know in other timezones Happy 2026!! right at their midnights because I'm a very annoying person.
I'm gonna hate women the next year too, by the way.
>>34107732yes, you are pathetic
>>34107711appreciate you are acknowledging what I said by not denying it
>>34107730It is not but its gonna happen.At least shes not my gf so that doesnt make me a full cuckJust a cuck-by-proxy
>>34107733It's called being based you whore.
I'm going to get a girlfriend this year.I can feel it! Well, I'm feeling something, might be an almost plugged artery, but still, I'd rather that be hope that I'm feeling.
Why am I always in pain
I think 2026 is gonna be a year where im gonna chat up more women and also fail miserably at dating them.Have to get those reps in and completely numb myself to rejection
>>34107741I don't know, why are you?
>>34107738Based on what?
I was touched by a love frequency from 14,000 lightyears above Sirius.
Need a plan to go from neet to gf haver in 2026
>>34107744Based on always being right.
>>34107713So in January, all my friends turned their backs on me after one WEAK melty. They tried to restore our relationship later, but I refused to deal with them and deleted/threw into the trash everything that connected me to them. Then I was active in different chats trying to make friends and found two girls: one is a real friend, but she has a boyfriend, and the other is very private and strange, but popular on the internet. Anyway, we still talk with each other, but only through text. Even though I was still depressed, I started paying more attention to my body, so I trained to look stunning again and tried to cure, or at least lower, the symptoms of my chronic illnesses. Overall, it was a year of depression, new friends, and building my body and skills. My depression became pretty mild this month, so next year I plan to do more stuff and finish my projects, such as my web novel, so readers won’t curse at me in the comments anymore.
>>34107712You could do all the new year good luck things.12 Grapes: Eat one for each chime at midnight for luck in each month.Black-Eyed Peas/Lentils: Symbolize coins for wealth; eat with greens (cash) and cornbread (gold).Soba Noodles: Slurp long noodles for a long life (Japan).Pomegranates: Break one open for abundance. Clothing & AppearanceColored Underwear: Red for love, yellow for money/prosperity, green for health.Polka Dots: Wear dots to symbolize coins for wealth.White Clothes: For peace and good luck (Brazil). Home & ActionsClean & Sweep: Sweep out the old year's negativity, but don't do laundry on NYD to avoid "washing away" luck.Make Noise: Cheers, fireworks, banging pots to scare away spirits.Open Doors: Open front door at midnight to let good fortune in.Carry Suitcase: Walk around the block with an empty suitcase for travel. Money & ProsperityCash in Wallet: Keep new bills in your wallet for financial flow.Money in Shoes: Place coins in your shoes for wealth. Love & RelationshipsMidnight Kiss: A kiss at midnight ensures love for the year.First Visitor (First-Footing): A dark-haired man (or friendly visitor) entering first brings good luck (Scotland
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>>34107656I really dont care how others percieve me or what im doing. I have my own passions. I tried my best, had my fun, and I think I've experienced what im capable or am intended to experiencenow its just an endless loop of job, weekend, job, weekend as my body gets progressively worse and worseI dont want to stick around and see myself get old
As much as I hate the women of this generation, there's a certain satisfaction in knowing that it is nothing compared to how much their children will hate them them.
>>34107748>SoI don't read posts and comments that start this way.Do better.
>>34107631>I was drunk.if we were to never see each otherokbut i'm gonna see the girl every 3,4 weeks regularlystill a shit excuse>>34107727>She was drunk and enjoyed the attention.well, human decency would be to tell me after that it was just thatbut i got nothingall i did get was a text telling me she tried to suppress the memories of evening and then got ghostedgreat feeling
>>34107743I always have some kind of injury or spasm
>>34107758Ovulating?
>>34107741Vagueposting causes nerve damage over time
>>34107759No I think my period is late too which is great
>>34107752Yeah, pretty much
>>34107753Oh, you just burned out, lol. Yeah, I get it. You were alive when you had NEW experiences and can't live stable. The first thing you must do is break the loop: quit your job and find a new passion, a new flow. No, actually first, get your body into the best condition you can, then quit your job, then find something completely new and unrelated to your previous experience. Only this way will you feel alive again.
>>34107762You ignore my specific posts
>>34107762I wish.>>34107765Pregnant?
I should learn to weld in 2026.
>>34107771that's how you die, btw.You go to a class if you want to learn those things.
>>34107768I can assure you I do not. I'm a very dedicated replyguy
HEEEEELPIt's New Year's Eve and I'm staying in a hostel. Literally everyone is already in their own groups and going out, but I have fucking nobody. HELP WHAT DO I DO!?
I wish average woman held me on her lap like this puppy in 2026
>>34107770No I probably have pcos
>>34107775Why are you in a hostel
I wish to become the biggest misogynist.
>>34107775Oh noWhat a disaster!*Continues playing videogame*
>>34107779Title's claimed
>>34107777That'd suck, but at least got lucky quads.May they heal your balls.
>>34107775Walk up to someone and say hi. Ask them to hang out.
>>34107779Impossible if you're a man, I think
>>34107776Cute nails
>>34107775say hello and ask to hang out with strangers
>>34107776where are her boobs
>>34107752*headpats* good jest
>>34107775You should watch the movie Hostel, good shit.
>>34107756P-please anon, I'm already on my knees, please read my post oh the great anon from 4chan
>>34107785>>34107790Who the fuck does this? Do you all have autism?
>>34107798It's a hostel lmao I've stayed at a hostel with friends before and had people do that. It's pretty normal.
Have never drank alcohol on my ownIts the 3rd day in a row nowToo hung up on this girl I hate it
>>34107791I believe they're beneath her clothing sir
Does it mean you have autism if you find the things most people do to be performative?
>>34107798How do you expect it to happen?
>>34107762That femanon is annoying as fuck
>>34107804No that's just how a lot of people are now
>>34107717Men are spiritual cucks, it's actually funny how pathetic that is
>>34107804No. It seems like everyone is just acting in public.
>>34107804Not necessarily. You could just be a pretentious teenager or developmentally arrested to the point of behaving like one.
>>34107810Not as annoying as you
I wanna get new tattoos next year
>>34107810Yeah she is shitting up the thread just the same as incels do.
>>34107774I was ignored >>34107784Cool me too>>34107818WOMEN IN MALE FIELDS!
>>34107816>no uYawn
>>34107810She's said as much about herself, ironically
>>34107820What do you do successfully
Women, how does one cope, as a man, if he has an intense hatred for performative vulnerability on public spaces?
>>34107822Not be the most boring hole in the thread
>>34107819>I was ignoredI can't quite tell if you prefer it that way or not
>>34107824The same way you cope with any other hormonal emotional overreaction
>>34107824>performative vulnerabilitywhat
>>34107824Stop being a pussy, get drunk if you need to.
i feel like everyone thinks that i can be in a relationship but there is no one that wants to be in a relationship with me
>>34107827Why does your reply make me want to fuck her. lol
>>34107835Desperation
I think women have no idea about the effect they can have on men. They think they know, but they don't. Not at all.
>>34107834To be honest, of course the people that tell you that aren't going to want to be romantically involed with you. Unless possibly it's a girl you grew up with as friends and she knows you extremely well.
>>34107838I think I want to un-boring her.
>>34107817Men hate tattoos. Please don't ruin your skin.
ChatGPT just called me insecure, I think.
>>34107846Only tradcucks and their opinion doesn't matter
>>34107817I'm a pan man and actually thinking about getting a heart tattoo on my right ass cheek. Should I do it?
>>34107844We know, simp
>>34107841of course they do, that's why they're so afraid of men
>>34107778Traveling for new years cuz I have money (but no rizz)
>>34107841I have rather large boobs and I think I have a pretty good idea of the way that paralyzes you guys. With great boobs comes great responsibility.
>>34107847Why do people waste their time doing this?
Yesterday I asked about double texting a dating app girl. I will update that I asked how she was, she responded, we talked for five hours and have a date now.
>>34107854If you have square flat ass you can have tits to your kneesI dont care.
>>34107855Be introspective?
I'd have to try it during one of her manic phases thoShit would be whack
>>34107851nta>WeHow many times have you guys seen this happen itt
>>34107855Please chatgpt tell me what to think>>34107856Good ladTheres still time for her to cancel on you
>>34107858Talking to ChatGPT like it has any insight.
>>34107841I mean, of course I'm never going to be able to fully understand the effect I can have on guys but I think I have a pretty good idea. That's alright with me most times if the guy can be mature.
>>34107862It's insightful enough.
>>34107828When I ask a specific questions of course I want an answer
>>34107861Maybe she will idk. She lowkey seemed autistic and talked to me about conspiracies for hours, but I kept flirting lightly and by the end she flirted back. I was very direct about liking her which helped? We will see!
>>34107857nta are you white?
I think i have to do one last 2025 wankAnd then we enter 2026 with fresh post nut clarity and focus.Goals for 2026:180kg bench press (for a single rep)Getting back to my deadlift and squat from before injuryGetting my first kiss from a woman.
>>34107862It is very good for rubberducking and for learning what you don't know about things. It is a an awful therapist
>>34107853Go out to lunch with a group right now and secure a spot
>>34107860They've been at it for months
>>34107867Pale as wall white guy.
>>34107868Can I be your first kiss?
>>34107855ChatGPT is a lot cheaper than an actual psych. Probably the best use for it.
State Gender>Homosexual couples should not be allowed to adopt, at most, one partner has to be involved in the pregnancy, a surrogate could be hired.What are your thoughts on this.
Will anything happen in 2026?
>>34107873Maybe.But i dont think it counts if its only done through optical cable
>>34107869Therapy isn't real anyway.Therapy is for people who won't admit they lie to themselves.
>>34107862It can be really good actually if you don't do stupid prompts.
>>34107847>your absolutism is not evidence of autismIt likely is in reality the way that you use it.You're not protecting yourself. Refusing the facts of life that some people have opinions outside of facts, and sometimes even refuse information altogether is normal intellectualism (rare) vs emotional intellectualism (common)
>>34107871You're probably thinking of me, actually. That's a different guy
>>34107875Surrogacy is 100 times worse than adoption
>>34107874>Language models and your psychiatrist both hallucinating probable solutions to your life problemsThey should call it Actual Intelligence
>>34107878>Therapy is for people who won't admit they lie to themselves.this doesn't mean anything
Women, which of these books should I start tomorrow? Guys can answer too I GUESS.>Valis by Philip K. Dick>Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon>The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
>>34107876Maybe not 2026 but i have a feeling before 2030 we will have *massive* terror attack, economy crash or some similar event that will trigger civil wars across europe and us.
>>34107881Cringe
>>34107878depends. some people i know truly jave profoundly fucked up childhoods and sincerely need the help of someone professional to even confront that stuff and become functional adults. I wouldnt pretend most therapy-types fall is that category, but the line of work is justified by their existence.
>>34107883In my experience the people that debunk ALL of psychiatry as a whole are entitled little shits who didn't get along with ONE and were too lazy and weak to try again.
>>34107880No, I don't think it is, it dug a little deeper, and basically, >I hate when someone else’s feelings quietly become your responsibility>This entire thread is basically people crying for attention and validation, they also dominate the space and create ambient emotional demand>Instead of just admitting that this place isn't for me, I collapse nuance and reframe the people and behavior as contemptible so staying feels justified.I really should just leave.
>>34107886I pick the first one.
>>34107886I've read Valis and The Master and Margarita and those are both good, haven't gotten around to the new Pynchon yet. I reread Valis recently so I'm just gonna say that one.
>>34107884Typical response you'd expect from a pseudo. Sounds deep but is ultimately meaningless. Probably picked it up from some youtube video.
>>34107888Yeah. I stopped a little while ago
>>34107891>I hate when someone else’s feelings quietly become your responsibilityDude it just told you not to have a romantic relationship. Gpt is hurting you.
>>34107894Okay, did you just wanted to start shit to feel better about yourself?Move on.
>>34107886NagThe Man Without Qualities by musil
>>34107897Lol, nah.That's just how I actually feel, it's not tell me anything, I don't like it when people are emotionally vulnerable around me because it's like, you're an adult, deal with it.I also grew up with a single mother, who always cry and demands emotional labor, so I've grew to Hate that kind of vulnerability.
>>34107896>I stoppedThen I doubt you're him
>>34107900You're one of the most broken here. It's okay to be vulnerable. Let me hug you, bro. No need to be on defense every second of your life.
>>34107901Nope, I really am. I got rejected
>>34107902I'm perfectly vulnerable with myself, actually.It's other people that's the problem, I don't want to solve anyone else's emotional problem.
>spend your entire adolescence + early adulthood not caring about romantic relations, cloae friends, etc. just making money and doing what you like>go through life assuming people who obsess deeply over these things are boring and simply are too emotional/sentimental>some event occurs that breaks down your indifference totally and you realize you were just putting up walls to totally isolate yourself and were never above basic human needs to begin withGenders, this ever happen to any of you? If so, share what caused it to happen?
>>34107890I didnt try with a single one.>Just meet 10 of them, one of them is bound to tell you what you like haha!>Especially if its a woman!
>>34107903What happened to the blogposting about meeting up?
>>34107898No, my motivation is not to feel better about myself but to encourage discourse. You're the one that is actively trying to shut it down. I'm starting to understand why you don't like psychs.
>>34107907FNoI have alway been hyper aware of how much I need human connection and how bad I am at getting it
>>34107910Okay.
>>34107900>you're an adult, deal with it.What does "deal with it" look like to you, generally speaking?
>>34107907Not exactlyI just got rejected over and over and over and over again until i started coping like a sour grape fox that i dont actually need it hahaEspecially when i got rejected by women who I thought i have really good connection with, turns out the only connection you need is sexual one based on physical attractiveness and entire personality thing is massive cope
>>34107908Even worse. Prime ignorance. You don't even have experience, you're just parroting what others have said. It's a money thing, right?
>>34107909Still on afaik, but probably less and less likely if I keep posting about this right now. Just frens
>>34107875>What are your thoughts on this."Why?"
>>34107915Dunno, drinking beer, going to the club, finding a girl to fuck. Things a normal adult should do.
>>34107920Yeah keep that shit on discord niggaMy condolences
>>34107886The Master and Margarita has a talking cat in it. Why would you ever want to read anything else?
>>34107915Deal with it. I don't know.Again, they're an adult, like I'm not saying you shouldn't feel emotions, I'm just saying I shouldn't be part of how you keep your shit together. I don't really know how they're going to do it, and I don't particularly care.I'm done being the thing that hold's someone's world together, you either have it or don't, either way don't make it my problem because I don't want to care.
>>34107875F Honestly, what difference would being involved with a pregnancy make? No, seriously.
>>34107923>drinking>clubbing>casual sex with dumb slutsThese are fun but if your emotional needs are met by engaging with them, you either don't have real problems or have an IQ in the double digits.
ChatGPT is smarter than you.
Pain in my back has migrated in my arm but around my elbow
>>34107923These are for chads, non chads are barred from sex and bars
>>34107927The biggest marker for child sexual abuse is actually whether or not someone is a step parent. At the very least, this way you can limit the risk exposure to only one party.
>>34107926I was asking how you personally deal with problems, I wasn't asking for your attitudes on interpersonal relationships.
>>34107898nta Dude, you weren't even the original poster? Who gives a shit about your opinion? Sounds like you just want to start shit.
Low to LOWER my IQ. I want to solve all my problems with sex and alcohol...
>>34107934I just deal with them.I hold them down in public and remove myself if the need rises. Then when I have time, I digest and talk myself through why I feel how I feel and what can be done about it.That's about it.
>>34107903>got rejectedDodged a bullet
>>34107924Don't worry about it. I can't complain about makin a friend
>>34107936>Low to LOWER my IQ.How to LOWER my IQ?Yes I'm already drunk, it's 31st, you can't blame me for being drunk today!
>>34107787Shit, you might be right.
>>34107925I went to watch that movie with a fat Russian girl who paid for our tickets. It was pretty good.
>>34107937nta do you actually follow through with a decision though?
>>34107919>Youre just parroting what others said!>*Men should get therapy and if they dont it means they are broke tiktok plays in Background*>You are just too broke to afford it! psychiatrist!Now THATs what i call a projectionYou are literal goycattle, go buy new iphone, hear the version 38 pro releases soon
MY HAG COWORKER WHO IS LIKE 70 JUST SAID I SHOULD USE HER CREAM FOR UNDER EYE BAGS BECAUSE I LOOK DARK THERE OMGGG KILL YOURSELF YOU WENCH I can’t wait for every single old person to DIE
>>34107942I'm sure I am. Women say the wildest shit about each other sometimes
>>34107947>be given geniune advice>having a meltywomen...
>>34107938On god
>>34107937Thats fair. Whenever I see attitudes like>just deal with it broI always get curious as to the type of person who says it. Most responses aren't as lucid as yours, so I was curious how you felt.
womenplease encourage me to quit porn.
>>34107950Now if I went up to her and said she use conditioner in her nasty straw like hair there would be a problem.
>>34107941Drink more?
>>34107893>>34107892Popular vote's going to Valis so far, but >>34107925 makes an excellent point.I'll probably read both next month.
>>34107944A lot, probably, I don't really keep track.Things work out most of the time, people are people, and you have no control over them, so surrendering this control and accepting this powerlessness helps a lot when dealing with people in social situations.They are who they are and say what they want to say, but I decide how I feel.
>>34107945How did you do those mental gymnastics? How do you equate "I don't like psychs because they're kind of expensive" to "I MUST be some deadbeat that doesn't know how to spend their money properly?"
>>34107947It threw me for a loop to see someone actually use the word hag the way we do in English on this site for onceGive it like ten years
>>34107952I think my "just deal with it" isn't like a "just solve it, bro" but like a " do it yourself, man" kind of thing.
>>34107954NAGYou're watching other men have sex.You masturbate while watching men have sex.
>>34107954It gives you unrealistic expections of the opposite sex. I had that experience with boys as well.
State GenderDo you donate to any charities or non-profits?If so, which ones?
>>34107900>you're an adult, deal with it.This is how I am dealing with it. This is conversational exercise with random topics. I really think maybe you're supposed to be here and chatgpt wants you to isolate.
>>34107967MWikipedia lol
>>34107954>please encourage me to quit porn.Keep pumping for mommy, little gooner.
>>34107962The way these nasty insecure old ladies salivate to insult young women is so diabolical
>>34107963nta why do you have this issue accepting help?
>>34107967I gave a few thousand to relief agencies in Gaza. Before the Zionists cut off aid that is.
>>34107954Stop using the comfort of jerking off to replace the natural reaction to socialize.Talk.
>>34107968I think I'm just a really lazy person, I don't like extra responsibility, yet when I see people post things and be vulnerable and inviting validation, I feel this obligation to help them, but lack the ability to do so, which turns into annoyance.Like you couldn't solve it yourself, and now you're making me feel bad about it, Asshole, a very fucked up mental look, I think.
>>34107967F No. I know it's not ideal but the rampant corruption I've heard about has turned me off of donating at all.
do girls really pass Chad around like a blunt?
My wife will be coming home soon.>>34107967>Do you donate to any charities or non-profits?FYes, I donate to St. Jude's, Planned Parenthood, and a local wildlife rescue.
>>34107974You're a clown lol>let me send thousands to terrorists while my own people are struggling
>>34107965I usually watch POV stuff though where it's just a woman pleasuring herself.>>34107966You only really ever hear about men getting these expectations. What was your experience like, if you care to elaborate.>>34107971No!>>34107976Fair. I don't leave the house much.
>>34107976People have a natural reaction to socialize? Bro, I thought that's something you're taught.
>>34107973I don't feel like I need help, or at least, the kind of help I need is monetary.I need a sugar mommy. lol.I'm fine dealing with the mental stuff by myself.Can't trust people with these kind of things, you never know when you're most vulnerable secret will turn into an afternoon gossip for some bored mom.
>>34106202MMasturbation - Boring.That's the only one I've tried.
>>34107967MRed cross, Greenpeace, local firestation and local children shelter.
>>34107985>Planned Parenthoodwhy?
>>34107994I didn't even think of the Red Cross. I donate blood, plasma, and platelets too.
>>34107988It turns out not all men are sex gods with monster dongs. :/>>34107988So there's a voyeuristic aspect?
Goal for 2026: have my first kiss.
>>34107986Hope you're getting paid for this and not selling your soul for nothing.
Words we need to bring back in 2026>Malarkey>Snippety>Hullaballoo
>>34107980Then maybe you need to lurk a little bit so you can learn how to do that inside and then be able to help outwardly if you feel generous enough. If you really don't want to help then maybe just be here for your own development. I consider this a form of group therapy. You don't have to be the therapist here is you don't want to.
>>34107996I think Red Cross is my longest running regular donation, only monies though.>>34107995Of course one of you idiots was going to be triggered. lmao
>>34107995>why?They helped me when I couldn't afford it. But they do a lot of good and also help men too. It's not just, and not even mostly, abortions.
Man that made me feel bad lol I know my skin looks like shit but to have a legally blind person tell me that hurt my feelings
F How do I make myself less attractive but still socially acceptable?
>>34107986God help you if you do this for free.
>>34107999You're a dumb clown lolDid you watch too much Hasan?
>>34107985>My wife will be coming home soon.Where was she?
>>34108006Get fat
>>34108004nta How do they help men? Honestly curious.
>>34107972Maaaaaybe she was trying to help but you're probably right lol
>>34107997You replied to the same person twice.But assuming you're talking about the POV stuff, eh sorta? Basically they use a dildo and pretend it's the viewer's dick. Roleplay stuff.
>>34108006>socially acceptable?Be fat.
>>34108006That weird half head shaved haircut.
>>34108012Thanks but I have health concerns about that one.
>>34107956I drank one small 15 oz bottle of 5% alc (peach cider) and I'm already drunk af. Also, I have no idea how people can drink multiple bottles. In one bottle there are around 300-400 kcal two bottles would already be 600-800 kcal, that's too much. My daily intake is only 1700 kcal.
>>34108004Abortions are evil, though. I'm glad all those clinics are shutting down.
>>34108005I'm sorry but the legally blind part of this makes it just a little funny
>>34108009I don't watch streamers, I just have common sense. Anyway if some of my money went to a bomb that killed or mutilated an IDF soldier I wouldn't be upset.
unbelievable how she can discard intimacy like it never happenedi fucking hate this
Get fat and/or wear intentionally ugly thrifted clothes with jarring prints and patterns.That's what my little sister did for a while.
>>34107955Actually, I have the opposite problem. People look at me, see my confidence, and think I'm alright and know everything. The truth is, it's just fake confidence I pull unconsciously, and I'm dumb af and actually need advice on everything.
>>34107917You can't hate other people for not wanting to date uggos.
>>34108015I don’t need help from a person who barely has a GED>>34108023That’s because I’m funny and I was making it funny
>>34108027meant for >>34108006counting these boxes with a trackpad fucking suuuuucks
>>34108016>You replied to the same person twice.Addressing two different points of conversation.
>>34108006Be naked.
>>34108018Then people will think I'm gay though, right?
>>34108030ViciousSo are you gonna sleep more or wat
>>34108024You have some extreme case of /pol/ brainrot. Congrats.
I always thought it was my terrible personality that made me unappealing, but I've recently realised that I am also ugly.Fuck.
>>34108026What happened? Don't just vaguepost
>>34108010>Where was she?With her Grandma, in hospice care.>>34108014>nta How do they help men?They do vasectomies, sperm counts, hormone panels, give free prophylactics, and help men in relationships by helping women.>>34108022>Abortions are evil, though. I'm glad all those clinics are shutting down.They do far more than just abortions, and they're not closing down. Certain states are just cracking down on them due to abortion services and emergency contraception from a bunch of politicians who don't know the first thing about female anatomy or the reproductive process.
>>34108033Ah I see now. Sorry about that.Did you realize that when you actually got with someone or was it something else?
>>34108037I'm not a chud, I believe that people under occupation have a right to resist that occupation.
>>34108026She's a loser who isn't worth very much of your time anonTry to sleep it off.
>>34108042>help men in relationships by helping womenlol
>>34108039This is why I'm polite and non-confrontational in public.I'm already ugly, no need to give them a reason.
>>34107989Yeah it's part of the exploring and learning drive. And I'm sure it never really turns off either. Being part of a community is a natural alignment in humans. It is how we have been able to survive for thousands of years.
>>34108035Is it a gay thing? I think stuck up self righteous girl when I see that haircut.
>>34108034This hurt quite a bit.
>>34108026>how she can discard intimacy like it never happenedBecause it didn't happen. You may have had sex, but you were never intimate.
>>34108006>How do I make myself less attractive but still socially acceptable?Cut hair short and wear dungarees.
>>34108050Uhh, that was meant as a I just want every woman to be naked joke.
>>34108044They were very occupied on Oct 7th, right?
>>34108041i got all cuddle, dancing, pulling her in at her hips and her ultimately falling asleep on my shoulders at a party with a girl from my dnd groupand all i got was a breadcrumb message with 0 acknowledgement what happened followed by ghosting for a weekwhy is she telling me the guy she went to the party with and had a thing with was "pretty eww"the fuck kind of evil crazy manipulative shit is this>>34108045i've triedit's not working i'm getting more angry the more i think about this>>34108053i am so, so grateful we didn't nor did we kiss as the outcome would still be the samebut i'd be more fucked up
>>34107967M. I used to donate to the RSPCA, but I'm too poor these days.
>>34108058They've been under occupation for decades.
>>34108043No worries. :) Realized some stuff through actual experience.
>>34108037There are at least two of us in here on the same wavelength.This is an issue I've cared a lot about for about 15 years now, well before Cenk Uygur's hot nephew made it fashionable.Zionism isn't going to survive this century. It has brought unbelievable shame to Jewry and Judaism in a relatively short time, to say nothing of what it has done to basic human decencyBan me for this shit if you want
Girls, may I sniff you?
Let us say you meet a woman, age 26. Her hair is thick and so long it goes down past her butt to her thighs. Is this attractive?
>>34107954>please encourage me to quit pornThe more porn you watch, the more likely it is that you'll never be able to get hard with a real woman.
>>34108006sweatpants, hair tied, chillin w no makeup on
>>34108065It sure is a thing.I'm neutral on it.
>>34108048nta That may be true of women but I think you've might have that wrong for guys. Guys, I think there's not as much of a drive to be social unless your parents get you into sports or something like that.
>>34107936Chronic lack of sleep has a similar effect on the brain to dementia.
>>34108065Extremely attractive.
>>34108063Hello Israeli here. Zionism will not last the century, but it will be due to infighting corruption and fucked up evil economy, not the bitching of crackers on Twitter.
>>34108049I always thought it was a gay thing. Like, "don't bother, guys". I could be wrong though.
>>34108062Did anything like, embarrassing, happen?
>>34108065>Is this attractive?Possibly. People with very long hair often don't look after it very well. But if it's actually in good condition, yes.
>>34108056>Cut hair short and wear dungarees.HEY!
>>34108069No, I think we just have a generation of misparented men that are lost and need to find where they belong. The industry standards of men being antisocial replaceable cogs will die with them.
>>34108072>>34108068I am a man and my girlfriend has this, but I have been told by my female friends that I should get her to cut it and that long hair past age 16 is a sign of immaturity. And further that people will think I am creepy for being attracted to it.
>>34108065That depends, is the rest of hair attractive?
>>34108073If public discontent in the West gets bad enough it could lead to widespread boycotting and sanctions which were what put apartheid South Africa in the ground.
>>34108077How do you mean?
how's everyone doing this new year's eve?
This new captha is cancer...
>>34108087Wtf
>>34108063It's fair if you hate the elites, but /pol/tards side with the terrorist goatfuckers just because they hate Israel. I'd much rather have Jews in my country than rapist terrorists. Simple as that.
>>34108065How does she stop it touching bus seats etc
>>34108039Nah, being ugly is not THAT much of a drawback, you'd think. Like, I'm extremely handsome, I mog all my friends and have girls throwing themselves at me, when I go to a bar, strangers always try to start a conversation with me. But I still have never been in a normal, healthy relationship with a girl I could call a girlfriend, and my friends also ditch me after some time when they get tired of my flaws. So I believe it's personality > looks for a relationship of any kind, and even good looks can't compensate for an extremely bad personality. I think those who aren't performative but fit into the role of a trad man have it best, whatever they look like.
Just a reminder that therapy doesn't workJust a psyop from the matriarchy (most people in psychiatry are women)
>>34108073Hello American here, the only reason your phony state even exists.I know this. Your incompetent, greedy and bloodthirsty politicians are running it into the ground.You failed to sufficiently brainwash your youngest and have given the rest of the planet a worse opinion of Jews and Judaism by conflating Zionism with it.Your state is a complete and total failure and a great source of embarrassment and shame for many of my countrymen.
>>34108091I'm sick.Also it feels weird that the twenties are half over.
>>34108082How will things get better if these men are only taught false info?
>>34108092I like it. Much quicker than some of the old ones. No ambiguity.
>>34108093Sorry.
>>34108097Yeah, no shit. If therapists wanted to help men, they would date them and fuck them until their confidence attracts other females.
>>34108094Great, but that's not what I was saying, was it?Decrying the State of Israel for being a Zionist apartheid state isn't the same thing as being an antisemite.Your tired JIDF talking points are wasted on me.
>>34108083Don't be so insecure.
>>34108083That is very odd of them to say. I wouldn't put much stock in it.
>>34107907F I've always had relationships I cared about, just not the romantic type. Now I'm 24 and have actually met a guy that seems interested in me. We're chatting everyday and will go on a second date when I'm back from a trip. No idea of what the fuck I'm doing though
>>34108059Yeah that's not being avoidant. She's just being an asshole at worst
>>34108090When you got actual experience did anything awkward happen that made you realize you had unrealistic expectations?
>>34108117ENjoy it dont overthink, live in the moment
If you were to attack a country, wouldn't NYE be the best time?Everybody is out having fun, fireworks might cloak your attack and there are plenty drunks who can't fight properly.
>>34108097>most people in psychiatry are women
What's a fictional couple you like that you know people of the opposite gender would find attractive?Pic related
I hope I finally get to the top of that ADHD medication wait list this year.
>>34108119trying to wrap my head around her actions /non actions makes it hurt morein my world i would at the very least text the other person "i drank too much, not interested" or somethingi don't get people like thisand i'll have to ignore her in a mature way every time i'm gonna see her now because fuck my feelings right thanks for listening my rambling anon
>>34107911I suppose thats a different kind of painful. I'm struggling to cope with this sort of newfound emotional depth but I guess its better than nothing.
>>34108124Surprise attacks aren't a thing anymore.The moment you start preparing an attack over 100 satellites will have captured your moment and you will be exposed.
>>34108127I said problematic, not attractive.
>>34108097>most people in psychiatry are womenWhat you're saying is I should get a hot retard from the loony bin who fucks me like crazy.
Men when a woman makes a joke: wow, did you know that’s actually funny?
Is this the convo? Palestine has just as dubious of a claim over the land as Israel does. Nobody deserves anything. Israel won the war, and would win any other war, so the land belongs to them.
>>34108136I don't get it
>>34108133Just wait until I surprise attack your asshole in a few hours!
>>34108122OH! I once expected a guy to give me oral and he actually didn't want to. Does that count?
>>34108095She braids it when she goes out. She does not go out often.>>34108111Ok sorry sir>>34108112Okay thank you
>>34107907MYeah kinda.Four years ago I read a romcom manga for the first time and cried when the couple finally got together.It was a shitty manga truthfully, but it made me realize how alone I actually was. In the following year I moved out of my parents hopefully to make new connections.Unfortunately, three years have passed but nothing much else has happened. No friends, no relationships, only people I talk to are family. Oh well.
>>34108133
>>34108123Probably the best advice, thanks anon. I need to get out of my head
>>34108138Basically yeah. You can whine that Jews should not be there to begin with, but at the end of the day they are there and not leaving. Palestinians think compromising will lead to total death and dishonor, Israelis think compromising will put them at risk (especially after Oct 7th). So Palestine will slowly choke to death until idk. Sad affair.>>34108099Okay lol who asked all that
I'm so tired from last night, I think I could sleep through the fireworks.My phone just feel on my face as I nearly dozed off.
>>34108152Sleep>>34108147Yep go with the flow thats all what it takes rn
>>34108138I think "We live here" is a better claim than "There was a possibly mythical kingdom here 3000 years ago whose borders we don't know and which was never entirely Jewish but that fact entitles us to sole self determination over the entire land."
aight, I'm calling it, night.
>>34108142Yeah sort of. I know some guys don't like giving oral, which I guess if they're not comfortable with they shouldn't be forced to. Though it does come off as a little selfish if they want a blowjob.
>>34108151>Okay lol who asked all thatYou did, Mr. Chutzpah. Fucking slimeball
>>34108103Only time will tell. Will the good people have the good information and understanding of what needs to happen? Or will everything fall apart and even the bad individuals remaining may not recover?
>>34108127Wish I had laptop so I could make a collage of all the women I've observed anons and my ex and a guy I fancied had crushes/lusted after. It'd be a lot.
State genderWhat's the date you've always wished for but never had?
>>34108136Nah, they just think she doesn't understand what she's saying and is being weird and dumb. Then her bf repeats it and they laugh their asses off
>>34108151How are Palestinians the ones not compromising? Israel is expanding settlements all the time, they no longer even nominally support a two state solution. Any actually agreement would necessarily involve Israel having to concede a lot because they already have everything.
>>34108164What a great question.Mlol
New year was on winter solstice anyway
>>34108170this^
>>34108138How does this entitle the State of Israel to murder civilians and commit war crimes with total impunity?Am I also supposed to forget that the entire reason Hamas exists at all is because the IDF gave a bunch of weapons to a cell of the Muslim Brotherhood roughly 30 years ago?Am I supposed to forget that the Nakba happened nearly 80 years ago?Am I supposed to ignore that the supposedly Jewish State of Israel's existence contradicts the four pillars?I could go on and on. It is a a rogue state that brings great shame to Judaism and greater shame to humanity as a whole.
>>34108155No, I will power through the next four hours with the help of youtu
>>34108164>State gender>What's the date you've always wished for but never had?No because you are planning to use it as an example to take out your future gf/fiancée
>>34108164MI honestly dont have one. I have these vague, undefined and abstract fantasies but if you actually dropped me into any of them and forced me to live in them in the moment, I'd probably spill my spaghetti in the most cliche awkward way possible and ruin the moment lmao. I'm like a dog chasing a car, I have no idea what I'd do if I actually got it.
>>34108175>No becauseYou need to fuck off forever.
Women are the ones who can wish for and get good dates.
Girls, do you want to watch cartoons with me?
>>34108156For the record the historical kingdom of Israel was 100% a real thing>>34108167Israel won't concede any of their many advantages when there is threat of rocket or terror attack. To Israelis one Israeli life is infinitely more valuable than a Palestinian one, so if there is a chance of danger they will not budge. And Hamas will never stop their crusade because the promise of destroying the jews and reclaiming their land is what keeps them in power.>>34108164Amusement park. Ever since I was little I would go to the amusement park with friends or family but I my mind I would pretend I am holding hands with a beautiful girl who loves me.
>>34108164FA picnic. I love being outdoors and that way we can talk to each other comfortably, listen to music and just enjoy the day... I can't cook but I could bring fruit, baked goods and one or two good joints
>>34108164MA less dysfunctional and more complete family unit.I'd like to think that I can make it happen for my children once I have them.
>>34108181Which cartoons?
>>34108190You can choose. I don't mind.
>>34107907MLiterally me. I can't really pinpoint a single event, it's just that as I got older, everyone around me is, or already was, in at least one relationship, while I've had none. I'm not even sure I want one, tbqh, my personality clashes really hard with the commitment part, but every 1/10 ugglos round me, every insane dude, has already had something. It literally hits my competitiveness and gives me a strong FOMO effect.But even then, I don't want any girlfriend. I could find one in a week, but I want the one who fits my small standards. My standards are really simple. I'm not picky about appearance too much. I only want romance and unique girls, like an SSR in uma musume. So now I'm talking to some famous girls, dunno where it will take me, maybe nowhere. I'm still not attracted to common girls.
>>34108164FTaking a female friend out for drinks. Trying and sharing new cocktails. Buying ingredients on our way home and making ramen and a pie. Getting under a blanket naked and watching a movie together. Maybe sex. Hanging out the next day, maybe playing some lame co-op game.
>>34108164Just being passenger while he drives and we play music to each other and hold hands and find places to just exist together outside. Maybe have a meal inbetween and then stumble into a bedroom for intimacy.
>>34108185Sometimes I'm scared that I only want a family because I want to do better and raise my kids differently. That's not a bad thing, but I wonder if children aren't too big of a commitment to have only to right some wrongs
>>34108195Fuck sake, now I'm jealous of lesbians again.
>>34108192Care Bears?!
>>34108182>For the record the historical kingdom of Israel was 100% a real thingWhat does that have to do with the currently existing Zionist entity?>To Israelis one Israeli life is infinitely more valuable than a Palestinian one, so if there is a chance of danger they will not budge.What does that have to do with settlements and ethnic cleansing being carried out by Jewish extremists with the backing of the IDF? I guess there are more important things to Israel than safety. And why does this safety framing never get looked at from the other side? If there were enemy soldiers patrolling your streets gunning down innocent people, arresting you without charge, detaining and torturing you for months and years, stealing your land, blocking you from traveling in your own country is that not a threat to your safety?
>>34107296interesting how god made women desire larger phalluses yet most men are small
>>34108192What if I want to watch Jimmy Timmy Power Hour II
>>34108173Nah. If the palis weren't attacking israelis they'd just be attacking someone else or each other. Not even the other Arab states want them around. Oldest game in the book is arming and radicalizing people you'd like to see get themselves killed. It's sad but hardly worth a notice compared to the stuff that goes on every day in Muslim Africa.
>>34108193Are you sure this isn't just FOMO at its core? Not that FOMO is wrong. But if you don't personally feel some deep emotional longing for something in your life otherwise, maybe your issue is just perception?
>>34108201I was responding to someone saying it is mythical.You're right, Palestinians would absolutely feel unsafe compromising for peace. I know I would in their shoes. But they have zero advantages, and if stalemate continues it is their loss and death. Meanwhile Israel has zero incentive to compromise their safety because sadly in truth nobody actually gives a fuck about Palestinians. Any pressure is fabricated or comes from people who do not matter.
>>34108203Sure,.I remember liking that.Does it have to just be that one or can we watch the other two as well?
>>34108197I think the fact that you're worried about this to begin with says good things for how you'll go on to raise your own children.You seem to already understand that it's going to be the greatest commitment you'll live to uphold.Just be mindful of that and know that you can't raise them solely to give yourself validation.The way I look at it, I want children primarily so that I can give some children a good life, not purely for the satisfaction of having succeeded where my parents failed.I do of course hope to succeed where my parents failed, but I have no doubts that I will find new ways to fail my own.Child rearing is a massive responsibility, but I will try my best to do a good job.
>>34108209>But they have zero advantages, and if stalemate continues it is their loss and death.Giving in would also be their loss and death, they already compromised in the West Bank and it's just death by inches. There's no concession they can make that would placate the expansionist racial supremacist regime on their borders.
>>34108205Cool, but do you have anything at all to say about the other questions I posed beyond the second one?
women, why did she leave me? :(
>>34108178Take your own advice
There aren't people on this planet I hate more than Zionists. They are the worst people that walk among us.Unrepentantly evil people.
>>34108216Women have no reasons for anything. Everything in the female mind runs on vibes.
>>34108216She left because you kept using /adv/. We all have to leave eventually, it's a crutch
>>34108181Maybe with him.
Women, would you still support immigration if the majority of immigrants where attractive brown women in their twenties?
Think I might get a vasectomy soon.I always planned to get one of I ever got a girlfriend, but maybe I should just do it in advance.
I don’t feel any pain
>>34108203They did a second one?
>>34108164F beach date
>>34108205It's funny how Israelis deploy all the same old antisemitic tropes against Palestinians now.
>>34108215Yeah. In the context of global affairs it seems like Benny G and friends had a point
>>34108227Anon, they did three of them.
>>34108222but I stopped using 4chan when she became my gf and it had been years since I came here
>>34108224Yeah, more women for me to date. Maybe one of them will love me back
>>34108224Yes. America should import all brown women and monopolize.
>>34108203I remember my mom hated jimmy neutron
That's just how they are. Women have to keep upgrading their men.
>>34108211Yeah, I agree that having a firm notion of how much of a big deal it is is importantI hope you get what you're lookin for.
>>34108238He's fine, he just needs to learn to call it salt.
>>34108233Good lord... Billionfold and DNA Productions are so cruel
>>34108239When you try to convince other people, you are really trying to convince yourself
>>34108241but that's what he said! sodium chloride
>>34108237This is what the vikings did and now Scandinavians are beautiful while Brits are ugly. We should be raping and pillaging and bringing home the beauts again. And come on like, obviously they would rather live in the states than fucking Iran or Mexico. It is a blessing.
>>34108208I know it's mostly FOMO. But when in so much media, irl, streams, conversations with other people, they talk about how much they love their partner, or have a crush on someone, or would love to find someone, it just rubs me the wrong way, and in the end, I fell for it.In my early 20s, I knew that all I wanted was sex, no commitment or relationship, so I played around a lot. But I am about to hit 30 and have never been in a serious relationship, so I want to try it out before I enter a new decade of my life. I still don't want to get myself a practice girlfriend, not only because of my standards. I think if I'm not attracted to her, it would be useless.Also, I've never had a crush on anyone, real or fictional, in my life, but there have been people with nice bodies I wanted to fuck.
>>34108230They're totally nothing like the Nazis though broLebensraum is different when they do it
>>34108239>Women have to keep upgrading their men.I don't mind if she wants to upgrade me with plastic surgery, if she gets lip fillers to have real dick sucking lips.
>>34108246>obviously they would rather live in the states than fucking Iran or MexicoHow ethnocentric of you. What's wrong with Mexico? Surely it's not ALL a hellhole.
>>34108245Dude... That would be salt.
>>34108245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9bnxhft2pI
>>34108226So you aren't literally dying after all?
>>34108231>Yes you're dumb ugly bitch Would be my answer to this.
I got out of a four year relationship. I entered it an awkward loser incel and she was the only girl I wasn't scared to speak to.Now I feel like I am playing with cheat codes. I realize oh shit I became an interesting person over the years. I have learned how to flirt. I dress nicely and have grown into my body and face. It feels absurd.Once I thought that if we ever broke up I would never find a girl again. Now I feel like a slut talking to many girls at once on the dating app. However, they are all so fucking boring. None of them have a shred of personality. However x2 I have found a good one. Autistic potentially but very interesting and very pretty and a virgin at that. I think I can delete the apps now.I am glad we broke up, my ex and I.
>>34108258Don't reply to that shit.
>>34108243Women's lives are dating heavy. No convincing needed, you can just see it.
>>34107566it is true if you are a non whore woman. Anybody else is cooked
>>34108262Yes, you can just see it. You can see all women, everywhere and anytime. I hope you're single and sexless forever
>>34108258I’m not whoever you’re thinking of, just posting song lyrics while being crippled with the flu
Where can i come in contact with women like this? Especially online. Normal people who feel out of place among the ruins of modernity. Seriously, im a bit desperate but which discords, forums, communities can i meet owmen like this? I dont care if they are feminist or more conservative.To give my opinion on her post, i think everyone feels numb and zombified from all the sources of dopamine, lack of meaning and especially the rebuking of any meaning or truth through the poison of critical theory. Its an attack on everyone from above, those in power. In men specifically, porn and a general blackpilling of dating and courtship makes them less likely to pursue a women with any romantic intensity
>>34108266Maybe anon is hooked up to Cerebro
I just got on a dating app and got 1 match who won't respond to me.Who are these mythical girls who get tons of matches... are femanons getting matches or are we all uglies here?
>>34108271The femanons who posted themselves here are all kind of hot.
>>34108266You don't have to see all women, you just have to see that most of them have a partner and if they don't, they're dating. In between partners they're also dating. The dating never stops for more than a few months, in most cases.
>>34108270That must be it lol
>>34108269I'm pretty sure that's just most women nowadays, anon.If anyone has any faith in humanity anymore, they have their situations filled and are not alone rn.
>>34108269>I'm high value, men must do things for me ASAP
>>34108271The hilarious part is I'd be excited if I managed to get a match that quickly.
>>34108271I didn’t get a lot of matches either and all ghost me
>>34108272Do you expect ugly ones to? Or even average?
>>34108280No, that's why I worded it the way I did.
>>34108272We call this selection bias and you’re also a fucking creep
>>34108271I downloaded bumble once and eh. I did get a fuckton of matches but right away men want to talk sex, so I uninstalled. Mind you, I'm not a virgin, waiting til marriage or whatever, but I need the dates and spending time together or I'm out (which means I'm pretty much always out)
>>34108262Where can you see it? I know a ton of women and not one of them is taken or dating. 2 years ago one of them installed Tinder and we backseated and commented on the ugly guys she was swiping. Then she got a match and uninstalled it because she was too disgusted and scared.
Is it true lesbian girls will always have a male exception or two deep down?
I have found the most embarrassingly retarded way to cope with anger and sadness.Whenever either of those emotions rear their heads, I hear a song in my head from an Xbox 360 game and instantly gain the strength to let them pass me by.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53mpW8VqA50Do genders have any less embarrassing "happy place" style coping methods, or are we all similarly retarded?
>>34108287You're thinking bi women. I know it's shocking but lesbians really don't want dick (with the exception of the ones bulshitting and accepting trans women)
>>34108283>steak too juicy >I wanted caviarHaha
>>34108282kek get a grip.
>>34108287I've always found the phrase "gold star lesbian" hilarious. You want to act special for not having sex with people you aren't attracted to?
>>34107755>how much their children will hate them them.>Implying they won't die childless becase they exhausted their eggs/sterilized themselves because they believed in demonic propaganda
>>34108291Am I? I guess now that I think about it, being bi doesn't really have to mean the interest is at 50/50, it could be like 95/5
>>34107755What about the ones that don't have kids. Do you hate women because you're gay
>>34108292It's amazing how some men don't understand sex isn't necessarily an end goal for women. I'm a normal person and I need to feel secure to get naked and be vulnerable in front of someone.The fact that I can snap a finger and get a random fuck me means nothing to me, even if you with you could be the same
>>34108290Mmmmm holding hands in skyrim.I want to ride a big tall horse and have his arms around my waist.
>>34108297>>34108287Bisexual and self-reported straight women are the same group, they have the exact same responses to attractive women.Lesbians are like straight men in that they're physically revolted by imagery of men in sexual contexts.
If you met a man who played something like the kalimba or harmonica or lyre would you think is is a performative pretentious asshole
Just found out t the weird emo girl I knew in school has a child now. Feels weird.
>>34108301You tripped over your word salad a few times there
>>34108297Yeah, that's about it. I'm bi myself and I'm attracted to women more often than not. The intensity of attraction/feelings I can develop is the same with both genders
Hello women.1) Do you use websites like lolcow dot farm or Crystal Cafe?2) Would you recommend a man to avoid a woman who posts on these sites?
GhostingIs a choice
>>34108303>>34108303>tfw know a girl that constantly bounces between saying she's les and then maybe notShe's told me she may like guys or would be open to it like 4 times now, and in the back of my mind I'll wonder if there's any subtext I'm being told, but then I think probably not when I see her female pursuits
Posting on 4chan is a classic "I'm not like other girls, hehe" move.
>>34108308I dunno anon, I could read that post pretty easily. You might just be fucking stupid.
Fuck holidays, I definitely overeat. Like + 1000kcal maybe. What should I do now? Gender.
>>34108319Ok simp, explain what> even if you with you could be the sameMeans
>>34108304A.... m-m-man? Playing an instrument?In the wild? What kind of man would do such a thing that isn't an asshole?
>>34108301Honestly, me as a man, I have never felt vulnerable in a sexual situation. Is this a woman only thing?
>>34108304MNo, I'd think he learned how to play an instrument. Don't think you were looking for my opinion though
>>34108310No and yes, except for the fact that as a 4chan user you suck just as much.
>>34108286>commented on the ugly guys she was swipingFigured as much.
>>34108320be skinny the rest of the year so the holiday overeating just evens you out and keeps out of skeleton territory
>>34108318
>>34108059I believe you've been bewitched boy
>>34108304Lyre is a dweeb. Kalimba is kinda weird but alright. Harmonica is just cool.
>>34108304No, I love music and I'd want to hear him play/talk about it
>>34108322"even if you wish you could do the same" with a couple typos, probably from autocorrect.
>>34108331meaning i was an idiot for thinking there was actual attraction?
>>34108324MNope. I feel the same way about sex that she does.
>>34108324You've never felt vulnerable during sexual situations? I have mostly been with women and I still feel that way so idk
I play harmonica. I just love to play some tunes to pass the time. It helps me to calm down. I always loved how portable it is compared to other big instruments, so I learned it.
>>34108336Yeah that was it
Men, do you hate tomboys for being into your intrests and not being pretty and not wearing makeup tastefully?
In order to better understand what women want in a man I have read a bunch of female gaze books and watched a bunch of female gaze movies and shows. My conclusion after all this was that what women want in a man is not realistically achieveable for the vast majority of men as it is completely based on status and appearance. Women want a man who is romantic and polite (as long as he is tall, rich, handsome, and a mafia boss). Women want a man who is rude and aggressive (as long as he is tall, rich, handsome, and a mafia boss). You will see that the personality of the man is actually largely irrelevant and not really consistent at all, but rather the factors that are consistent are the status and appearance of the man. Whereas in male gaze media (I'm not talking about boomer action movies here), the personality of the woman is the most important thing about her.
>>34108341Diatonic or chromatic?>>34108332Is dweeby lyre playing still cute or is it a bad sort of dweeb
>>34108341I found myself thinking about how cool it would be to know how to play one when I was listening to some Stevie Wonder the other day.I also knew a kid growing up who could play one pretty well.
>Think I might actually try to get a girlfriend.>Remember I love in a chav infested shit hole.Fuck, finding a decent girl is going to be hard.
>>34108343What a simp I am, apparently.
>>34108347chromatic
>>34108345Why do people always act so shocked and outraged that people generally don't like extremes?
>>34108340Honestly, no. I mean, we're at the bed stage, what's she gonna do? Tease me about my dick?
>>34108323Reminds me of that time Joshua Bell sold out a stadium then went out and played a stradivarius in the street and got ignored
>>34108347Honestly depends on the location.
Tearfully cranking my hurdy gurdy on the street while the women avert their eyes from me as if I were a leper eating his own shit
>>34108357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxfOZH8cew
Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the winter, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some relationship bullshit on a beautiful new years eve. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
>>34108362dont even
>>34108357I don't know you and your perception may be correct, but I started averting my eyes from men when I was a teenager because of all the leering and catcalling and never stopped. Sometimes it's not about you, and I don't mean this as a dig
>>34108362I'm just killing time at work, not myself
>>34108362Silly anon, I don't meet girls anymore so I haven't had a crush in years.
>>34108275>I'm pretty sure that's just most women nowadays, anon.>If anyone has any faith in humanity anymore, they have their situations filled and are not alone rn.t-thanks
>>34108364That post was a work of fiction ma'am
>>34108364nta what country you at?
Fuck, just remembered mortality and I'm panicking again.
Happy new year (except the namefags and the females)
>>34108362I do those things too.I just have a hangover and hate NYE.
>>34108369Oh that's a relief, have a good 2026 anon
>>34108372Imagine holding onto life. I can't wait to be dead.
>>34108378Edgy.
>>34108372This u?
>>34108371South American country
>>34108313>Ghosting>Is a choiceThe correct choice.
>>34108372Consider how shitty it would be if all of these assholes lived forever
>>34108378Wait, seriously? How old are you?
>>34108383The choice of a coward, an immature person
>>34108381Sadly I don't have a cloak that nice.
>>34108324>as a man, I have never felt vulnerable in a sexual situationThen you've never experienced genuine intimacy.
>>34108382Figured...
>>34108388Just like you anon.
>>34108352I have a Diatonic c but get frustrated with its limitations...
I just want to give women massages. If I had a wife I would give her massages every day. Serene and quiet.
>>34108390This kinda hurt a little ngl.
>>3410838720s, i'm bored and dread the fact that i probably have another 50 years on this stupid planet
>>34108395I just want to message women online, but i don't
>>34108354Maybe the word exposed would be better, feeling vulnerable doesn't have to mean you fear being made fun of
Is Trump kind of like the African-American version of Martin Luther King?
>>34108395Starts off fun but then you slowly notice your wife becoming lumpier and wrinklier every day.
>>34108345Uh, no? I don't hate most people.
>>34108395Happy Ending Massages.
>>34108390I do not understand. I have a friend who is such a sweet girl but she like. She has a man she does not even like who texts her in the middle of the night and she will drive an hour to have sex with him then leave.I do not get how you can do that. A penis! In your most private area! Not just near but INSIDE. THRUSTING. How can that be so meaningless to you? Probably it is because I have a misogynistic bias in that I view women as "used" during sex instead of equal agency...
>>34108401That literally doesn't bother me.
>>34108396It's foid bullshit, don't worry about it.Any woman who bitches about vulnerability is just looking to get off on hurting you.
>>34108400Not even
I am going to reheat my food and have a second dinner.
>>34108400/adv/itically speaking, trump is a pedo
>>34108409That's cheating.
>>34108399Ah, see, I feel pretty comfortable with my body. Faults and all. I guess a lot of women don't actually feel that way.
>17 year old selling cosplay photos of herself on kofiEven if it's SFW, that is just so weird to me.
>>34108283>>34108301As a man I've barely tried apps but I'd never talk about sex immediately if I got a match. It makes me wonder if be successful with there being so many of these sex obsessed guys, but I doubt it. I'd probably be boring instead because I'm too anxious and don't know what to say.
>>34108413Well, it's the easiest way to not fall asleep until the noise is over tonight.
>>34108404I'm not about that. I dislike that. I don't want to conflate the serenity of massage giving with sexual services. It degrades the massage-giving. Like slapping extra cheese and deep frying a refined sandwich; uncouth hedonism turned something graceful into greasy slop. If I had a wife would there be sexo times? Could those sexo times be temporally related to the skinship of those massages? Of course. But that's not what this is about.
>>34108418Oh I see, you're gay.
>>34108414Do you never feel vulnerable, or is it a sex thing? I'm sensitive about who I let into my house, even friends for exemple. To me there's things that should be kept for those you're truly close with, sex is just one of those. It's not necessarily a fear/rejection based notion
>>34108415it only gets weirder when you know it's so she has an audience she can cash out on with her OF account on her 18th birthday
Male anons if i started posting college girlfailure videos on tiktok would you watch and say creepy things in the comments for me?
>>34108419>massage women>wife>sex with wife>"Well I see you must be gay"ah yea, the ol' "if you don't want to fuck dudes in the ass, you must be gay" argument. a classic.
>>34108424I will watch if it's pornographic enough
>>34108418nta but I get itBesides if you can't separate sexy time from massage time it diminishes the massage time and makes her think every massage should end with you rubbing her off
>>34108424I don't even know what this means.
>>34108424no because you called me a manlet >:(
>>34108346List 5 male gaze female love interests who aren't young or attractive
>>34108416Supposedly you immediately have to move to snapchat or something like that. 3 messages, ask for snap. That's important.
>>34108420I feel slightly vulnerable in certain social situations I've never been in and stuff like that I mean but not really during sex. I guess you could maybe boil that down to power dynamics. And I don't think I treat sex lightly either.
>On New Year's Eve 1925, after concluding a six-week engagement at Chicago's Moulin Rouge and before a scheduled appearance in Miami, Nesbit went on a bender and attempted suicide by swallowing disinfectant. For days, headlines across the country once again turned Nesbit's tragic life into front-page news. Later, doctors stated that Nesbit might have died if her stomach had not been full of gin.[90]Women, why don't you do it today anymore? Are you cowards?
>>34108431Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Debbie Harry (as she is now not in her younger days). I also used to think Maggie Thompson was really hot when I was an adolescent jerking off to the Harry Potter movies.
>>34108424I wouldn't go to such a horrific place even if you paid me.
>>34108424>for me?wait do you WANT this to happen?why don't you just ask for creepy comments here?
>>34108416Dating apps seem like a meat grinder either way, but it can be worth a try. Even if you're anxious, the right girl won't be a bitch to you about it. Problem is most people there are looking for a thrill, so the more chill/"boring" guys are at a disadvantage
>>34108362I've never had a crush in my entire life
>>34108443Those are not fun anyway when you can't express yourself properly
>>34108427no i was thinking more like just yapping on camera about school and my hobbies while pouting my lips>>34108429Girlfailure = femcel but young>>34108430im sorry i didnt mean it. It was just a joke youre not a manlet :(
>>34108434Women today would rather browse social media than defend their late husband's claim to the throne with an army of mercenaries and pirates.
Do I fall for the conservative catholic latina meme? I want a lot of kids.
>>34108434If I ever want to kill myself I'll choose less of a little bitch method such as jumping from a building or hanging myself
>>34108345Fat tomboys aren't pretty.
God please all I want for next year is a landmine gf
Men, could you even love a fat woman?
>>34108424How the fuck do you even girlfailure? That's like a white male in 1955 saying he failed in an environment where he gets the equivalent of $80 an hour as a cashier, like how the fuck can you fail!? We have rigged society in your favor as much as possible, how? How!?
Fuck guys, I called in sick today because I actually feel like shit this morning (it might be covid my mom said it's going around). The issue is I already called in sick this month once and I wasn't sick then, just depressed. Also I called in sick 30mins before I was supposed to go in because I couldn't get out of bed. ALSO today is new years so you know other people aren't going to be there so I feel like a double piece of shit.I just feel all fucked up, I'm emotional and I'm never emotional. What's happening to me? My parents are mad at me and I'm gonna get fired.
>>34108440>wait do you WANT this to happen?i mean... uh no? wait actually, yes? i dont know
>>34108424Lost her virginity to a woman and will probably have more money than most people in this thread soon enough. Yeah, girlfailure but only for clout.
>>34108454Fatties aren't female
>>34108450She's probably going to be posting on tiktok, instagram, snapchat, telegram a lot anon. I've seen the type of latina's young gals you want, they'll be fake conservative grifters even.
>>34108454if she's willing to lose weight, yes
>>34108454Not a poly one like you.
>>34108456>today is new years so you know other people aren't going to be there so I feel like a double piece of shit.So fucking what? You don't owe your job anything.
>>34108432I don't think that's right...it seems like you're giving me bad advice. Trying to get off the app seems to me like I'm shady
>>34108457what kind of creepy comments do you want?talking about your boobs? tongue-out emojis?
>>34108448>no i was thinking more like just yapping on camera about school and my hobbies while pouting my lipsI use tiktok with sound off anyway, so if i am not impressed by the visual aspect of it, i keep scrolling. Yes, i am a coomer.
>>34108458Unless you have a dick in a vagina sex you're technically a virgin in the legal and biblical sense, hence all the stupid shit mormons do.
>>34108454A woman that fat? Yeah probably, but I'd be worried she'd get fatter. Women tend to get fatter after getting in a relationship/married and especially after having a baby.
>>34108448>im sorry i didnt mean it. It was just a joke youre not a manlet :(hm fine I'll forgive you and yeah I would watch your videos
>>34108456>My parents are mad at me and I'm gonna get fired.whyalso why does that matter, do you really want to work at a place where you get fired for calling in sick twice? or do you that regularly?everything is gonna be fine
>>34108468Kittenposter probably had some cock, too, and she just lies here because it gets her more (You)s.
>>34108454Difficult philosophical question >>34108465Get the number, get the socials. Don't be a pussy. What's the point of staying on the app? You have nothing there.
>>34108421I don't know if that is her plan, at least she doesn't seem to lean into erotic stuff too much.
>>34108454if it's like hentai "fat" like your image then hell yeah.Real-life fat like you? no.
>>34108464I feel a bad for my co-workers. specifically the guys I directly work with, shit is more hectic if a guy isn't there.
>>34108474Did you get a bonner
>>34108452You could've just said "fat women aren't pretty." >>34108458to be fair her fingers touched another woman's pussy. Kittenposter's vagina is pure. PURE!>>34108457>>34108424Just a precaution, there WILL be an anon who shares your tit pics with your tiktokers. Spitefags are everywhere.
>>34108456Don't be sad, you're probably getting mentally, emotionally bullied at work. It's okay to call off, you'll be okay. Always put your health first. The corporations you work for don't care for you even if they give you free food parties. They only care for the ones that have worked longer, the ones they're friends with, nepotists
>>34108472Twice in a month. I also called in sick in November.
Why can't moids today have mustaches like this? Is it because of microplastics?
>>34108483Those are gross
>>34108473I saw a penis in real life the first time in august when a man at a beach walked up to me, asked me weird questions, and showed me his dih
>>34108478They'll be okay anon, they probably just wish you had been there because you help them out. Focus on getting better, make yourself some soup, tea with honey.
>>34108483Men these days have like half the testosterone he did
>>34108479The characteristic feature of the fat person is that he/she is oftentimes phlegmatic. Phlegmatics are good managers, they often get along with everyone. They are very stress resistant and focus on the long term. The phlegmatic is the only temperament which is compatible with all 4 temperaments including another phlegmatic.
>>34108482take care of yourself, it will be okay
>>34108484You are gross>>34108487So it's because of microplastics, right?
>>34108482They won't fire you anon. They probably think you have a low immune system, basically they'll get scared they'll get you sick.
>>34108483I should start shaving daily. You people can't even imagine how disgusting my facial hair looks.
>>34108485And then you immediately had sex with him?
>>34108456Are you pregnant?
either genderDid you ever get into a romance that you knew you shouldn't have from the start? What was it and do you regret it?
>>34108488I don't feel very stoic
>>34108486>>34108489>>34108492Thank you for the kind words.>>34108495Not I'm a dude. Also everyone is being too nice to me. I don't know why but I feel like you all assumed I was a chick.
>>34108498I didn't say stoic. I said stress resistant and long term focused.
No see the point of the tiktoks is to make friends at school. If you all act creepy in my comments some girls at my school will see them and think "oh shit i have to save this girl from these weird men" and befriend me, and boys will look at my videos and be like "gotta get her before some ugly commenter does," and my classmates in CS can talk to me when they see me chilling in lecture or library. My campus tiktok community is pretty big and active soi think its a good idea. This is how humans work right?
The gender divide and loneliness in dating is because lonely women don't want a lonely manThe 1950s is idealized because lonely women wanted a man who was lonely, as shown in the song "Mr. Sandman" the singer is a lonely woman who wants a "dream man" who "Has a lonely heart like Pagliacci" Thoughts?
>>34108497I've never had a romance
>>34108497MHmm I probably had a hunch that I shouldn't have given it a try and just wished things were going to be alright. But they never were alright.>regretYeah I wish I had never met her.
>>34108483I could do that but I'm not gonna
>>34108497FNo romances for me yet, only unrequited feelings.
>>34108503Lonely men kill women.This is natural selection now.
>>34108500>I don't know why but I feel like you all assumed I was a chick.Obviously, because men are usually not this antsy over nothing. lol
>>34108509Do it
No reason not to hate women.
>>34108044Abducting kids at a rave is not resisting occupation.
>>34108502No, but maybe you're right. I don't really have a social life. I can post a cat too.
>>34108503>The gender divide and loneliness in dating is because lonely women don't want a lonely manHow many times do anons have to say that you need to make friends before you can get a gf?
>>34108491That's like the tip of the iceberg, there are like million jew chemicals that tank it
>>34108519>make friends with normgroid cattleNo thanks.
>>34108511Wrong, men that kill women have the voices in their heads >>34108519I'm just a sensitive young man
>>34108515No reason to hate women. You cum and then you don't resent.
>>34108497F. Dated a coworker despite all the warnings. It didn't go well and I quit the job.
>>34108454Such a low percentage it's not even worth considering. Body positivity campaigns are female fellation experiments, they have zero impact on men
>>34108522Stay miserable.You chose to be this way.
I will be in sweatpants and an oversized t shirt, at home, kissless on New Years.
>>34108500Fwiw I got dude vibes from you, idk why everyone else through you weren't
>>34108523So every man should get diagnosed with schizophrenia unless they can prove they don't have it.
>>34108527>You chose to be this way.True, because the alternative is even worse.
>>34108528I am wearing my pajama boxers and nothing else.
>>34108514Why
>>34108523>I'm just a sensitive young manand?A gf isn't there to fix you, a gf is there to join you on the adventure of your life. She's the life enhancer. She's the cherry on top. You need to be a social person to get a gf
>>34108528I'll be getting sandwiched between two hotties. Almost as fun.
>>34108519Friends but type of friends who aren't fat and balding
>>34108528Wanna change that
>>34108528I am dressed like shit too because a certain comminity hurt my back yesterday and i can barely move today.
menwhat would it take to convince you to marry a brit?
>>34106389Anticipate them how?
>>34108548Maybe if I was a Muslim
>>34108541Weirdo
>>34108542>fat and baldingLike this>>34108530Faggot
>>34108528i dressed sexy but where im going there will be no women:(pic related, same colours but zipped all the way up
>>34108548Depends.I would rather have an Irish waifu.
>>34108530>>34108540You guys don't understand why the 1950s had better gender relations than now Stop oppressing sensitive young men
>>34108497MShe was mad about her LDRI was mad about the girl I was talking to choosing to reject meWe were both drunk.I should've told her no after she crawled into my lap and stuck her tongue in my mouth.I thank God every day I had whiskey dick and didn't lose my virginity that night, but it still ruined a friendship that I miss
How do you anticipate and extinguish anxiety? i can predict what will trigger it, I can't just not feel it though
>>34108556You're gay bro
>>34108548If they offered me a emma watson (i won't specify what age i prefer)
>>34108556I'm a sensitive young man. The only difference is that I don't let that label control my life
>>34108558I use stims but idk if you wanna do that
>>34108554Quarter zip? On my 4chan? >>34108557>LDRlana del rey?
>>34108554>zipped all the way upLmao look at this newgen qz hypebeast
>>34108558A foolish man is unafraid but a brave man is the only one who knows he's scared
>>34108560The slytherin chick came out on top>>34108566long distance relationship
HEEEELPI'm at a nightclub right now. There's these 2 cute girls talking to each other. One of them looks goth with a septum ring.How do I introduce myself without being cringe?
Women what will your boobs being doing tonight?
>>34108570Get off your phone ask them where they're from
>>34108570Slide up in there real smooth and be like ayo was good witchall babygurl I havin fun n shiet
>>34108572They're going to be groped, unfortunately.
>>34108570"Hey what's your name" to the one you aren't interested in. Then wait until the she volunteers her name because she feels left out.Imagine phoneposting at the club though lol lmao
>>34108577>unfortunately?
>>34108556There has not been a time with positive gender relations since 1993 when we started including women in medical science data.
>>34108566Change your name to verminposter
>>34108570Post pics you faggot
>>34108572I'll probably hold them to wish for money or something something because round objects.
>>34108577why?
>>34108570Smiletalk if you're capable of that. It's a huge component of charisma.
>>34108566you think queen LDR would like my quarter zip?>>34108567idk. i got it for christmas
Women if I took a bullet for you would you be worried I'd die. Would you even care.
>>34108582lick my shoe
Incelbros how are we coping with chads blowing the backs of all goth and alt girls today?
>>34108540She's there at the finish line to take from you and then move onto someone else.
>>34108591I stopped caring about getting girls long ago
>>34108586Don’t zip it all the way, never full zip the qz. Zip up to the neck if you must, but leave the collars open
>>34108573>>34108576>>34108578>>34108585Never mind. I walked past them and made some generic comment, and they did the awkward smile and nodded their head, I guess signaling they're not interested It's over
>>34108591Poorly
>>34108594>>34108591Chads and chuds ideologically allign
>>34108478But why, though? They know what they signed up for. It's not your worry.
Yeah I'd wanna be a rockstar. I think that'd be pretty cool.
>>34108581Who tf makes these weird basedjaks?
>>34108588I'd take the bullet. I could probably survive it.
What are your resolutions for the new year?
Women, do you join Facebook groups? Pic related.
>>34108597Time to -ack yourself
>>34107863>>34107854>>34107852This is what I'm talking about. You think I just mean lust. That is absolutely nothing compared to the effect a woman has on a guy when he's head over heels for her, not just for her body.
>>34108601You gotta start practicing snorting cocaine now
>>34108500Chicks usually care more about that sort of thing.
>>34108608Lmfao
>>34108597Reminds me of when I walked up to a girl and asked if I could get her a drink, she said "I already have one" and I look over and she indeed already have one, woops.Ultimately makes no difference though, had she had an interest in what she saw, she'd have made an attempt to keep me around with a conversation
>>34108602Mentally ill millennials
What did you guys get for Christmas? My parents gave me a rather strange gift. A mystery appointment. So I rocked up to this place on time and was surprised to find it looked more like a mechanic's workshop rather than any sort of office. At the door a guy in grubby overalls asked me to come inside and began asking questions about my Runescape experience. It was all very strange. A couple of other guys came in and despite looking like homeless bums they began to put on surgical gloves. Then this woman ( rather attractive too, with big tits ) wheeled out what looked like a couple of gas canisters. The next thing I knew I was being strapped down onto a gurney with bright lights overhead. A mask was slipped over my face and I began to pass out....When I awoke there they were all there, standing around me looking very pleased. The homeless looking guys were drinking beer. Then my parents came into the room smiling from ear to ear. I was wondering what on earth had just happened. So dad and mom came over and took a seat besides me. Mom held my hand and I could see tears streaming down her face, and she was smiling. Why was she so happy I asked myself? Then Dad leaned in and spoke."Son, we have been very worried about you playing Runescape. So we saved up so we could afford to give you this very expensive operation. We had to mortgage the house and sell your dog too, but we are sure its going to be worth it"I looked up at them wondering what the blue Jesus they were talking about."Son, we have paid these professionals to sew up your anus with industrial grade wire so Big Daddy Jagex can never fuck your ass again. Furthermore we asked them to chop off your fingers so you can never be tempted to play retarded click games like Runescape again. We are going to be so proud of you Son!"I looked down at the bloody stumps where my hands used to be. My anus twitched in dismay and I could feel the wire biting into my flesh.That's when the screaming started.Happy new anus!
>>34108608I saw this in r/WomenAreNotIntoMen
>>34108609The way his glasses fall off is kino
All the good looking women who would make great wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (7 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. These are the 2% of women, the highest stock of females this wonderful creation can offer. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.tldr; there simply aren't enough single good looking young white women to go around for everybody, they are rare and exist mostly in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to
My dog actually likes fireworks... somehow.
>>34108597You gave it a try, which is more than most anons itt can claim.
>>34108611I'd do blow tbvh
>>34108616>when simps try hard to be funnyPathetic
>>34108570You don't if they're in a pack.
>>34108615I wanna get with a mentally ill millenial femanon.
>>34108615Is that supposed to be jschlatt
>>34108591>implying that I go out on New Years.
Hello blonde femanons
>>34108635EE blonde is dead, qt. Give it up.
>>34108620I exist but I'm a 6 at best
>>34108629I want a rich one to save me from not being rich
>>34108639If I was British I'd kill myself
>>34108591why are you such a cuck?
>>34108620>there simply aren't enough single good looking young white women to go around for everybody,Why does every"body" deserve a 7+/10 good hearted modest well raised pretty soft spoken woman? You clearly dont
>>34108610OH... well, to be fair, I've never actually been in that situation. :I I mean, I don't think I have...
>>34108640Do you wanna get married
>>34108635Um. Hi again.(Are you going to kill yourself because I spoke to you?)
>>34108641I already have and make enough money, so her being a NEET and just at home all the time would be fine.
>>34108640You must be 18+ to post on this website, kid
>>34108651I wouldn't give you the satisfaction but please don't reply to my posts ever again
Men, when did you realize that the song "Who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men is actually a song mocking men that catcall women in the club and ruin the party vibe?
>>34108646Shhhhh
MI hated it as a kid but I'm now really thankful my mom made me take ballet for 6 months as a kid because it definitely made me more comfortable around women and it taught me how to identify women who know jack shit about dance
>>34108655No. I refuse to entertain your request.
>>34108596i see your point. full still looks okay to me
>>34108405>Probably it is because I have a misogynistic bias in that I view women as "used" during sex instead of equal agency...Probably.
Mens standards>please dont be a slut that cheats on me ill even pay your rentWomens standards>must be 6' 6 figures. Bore me for even 5 seconds = blocked. This is a job application. You are my peasant who will work yourself to the bone for me or else you will die alone.
>>34108650I'm actually a 4 but yea>>34108653I'm old
>>34108659Lol look at this faggot, give us a pirouette twinkle toes
>>34108659>ballet moid*thinking about >him instead being flexible*
>>34108664How old?And no, just calling yourself a hag is not clear enough.
>>34108647You probably have. And even if you had and knew about it, you still wouldn't have any idea what you were doing to him.
This is my last week being a NEET. How do i go out with a bang?
>>34108663Women really love threatening men with eternal loneliness. They know how much control they have over that aspect of life.
>>3410866826
>>34108664Alright. You're my wife now. How do you feel about that.
>>34108646>good hearted modest
Having nothing to lose and nothing to live for is pretty bleak but honestly so freeing tbqh.
>>34108674I don't know
>>34108657(You) farming hard today. Did your poly cuckolding circle exclude you this year?
>>34108673That is not terribly old. lolI'm over a decade older than you, it's not until your mid 30s that you are starting to get old, ya know.
>>34107767I wouldnt call it burned out. Its just not that enjoyable anymoreI think its better to burn out when you’re young than to decay in your old age.
>>34108659Based
>>34108672This is why we need to go back to 1950 when women didnt have jobs and you could give them a smack when they stepped out of line
Got a $70 pan and the coating is already scratched whatever I probably already have cancer anyway
>>34108679What do you mean you don't know. Isn't this what you wanted.
>>34108673I-Im older that you....
>>34108609>>34108614>>34108623UpdateSaw the goth girl was alone and introduced myself. We actually had a good chat and she smiled a lot. Then her friend showed up and it suddenly became awkward and so I just left. Top moment of 2025 though. Felt good
>>34108670You're probably right. This is strangely infuriating to me. Women get all this "do this, do that to get a man" stuff. And sometimes it just happens and we don't really know why.
>>34108686Why didn't you just buy steel
>>34108685I disagree. I just think they should stop being ungrateful and look more inwards because then they'll see that they're the only ones to blame.
>>34108689Cool story bro
>>34108686You're not supposed to use metal on it.
>>34108689Well done, closing out the year with a nice encounter. :)If you see her alone again, maybe ask her directly if you could buy her a drink.
>>34108689Good job anon but you fucked upYou needed to rizz both and get snapsGetting intimidated by 2 girls is beta
I want a BPD gf to be my first gf
>>34108681It's pretty old for a woman with no prospects>>34108687You don't even like me.>>34108688Most people are
>>34108689NICETry to get a snap/insta
>>34108692You cant just expect people to do the right thing. An incentive structure needs to back it.
>>34108689I get this a lot. My normie friends think they have to protect me or something. As if the goth fetish is really that common or something.
>>34108696This is true. He should take pics too to have them as social proof for social media.
>>34108698>It's pretty old for a woman with no prospectsWell, you are young to me.What does having no prospects mean? Are you a hiki NEET?
>>34108698Of course I like you if I didn't I wouldn't have married you
>>34108698Why do you have no prospects? Do you go out? Do you have friends? Do you work? Do you live by yourself?
>Plaps 26yo 4/10 femanon
>>34108696Baby steps. As a lifelong incel this is progress. Learn with each encounter
>>34108707Need to start somewhere
>>34108690Men are biologically programmed to protect and provide for women by millions of years of evolution. When we end up in a situation where a woman who is at least somewhat physically attractive to us is also kind to us, likes spending time with us, has similar values and life goals, and is willing to lean on us and let us do things for them, that's basically guaranteed to make us like them, if not love them. If we get really close, it's guaranteed that we'll fall for her. Basically, all you have to do is not be fat or gross, not be mean or abusive, and let us get close.
whoa that guy just plapped that below average woman right in the thread!femanons, watch out!
>>34108672I can't control that in any manner or form. You only need to convince 1 person to love you on this whole planet and I can't stop that from happening no matter what I do. I only like to point out when someone is so thoroughly unlikeable that it won't happen.
>>34108528Epic. That's what I did last yearI will be kissless at my mommy's house instead this year
Femanons, you know that a lot of men like romance too, right?
Ugly women, why do you think you are ugly?
>>34108692Most people are not nearly that self aware and introspective, able to recognize their faults.
>>34108704No I just have no suitors>>34108706Yes to all, I'm just unnattractive
>>34108663Mens standards for women>Be thin>Big boobs, but not too big>Boobs must be perky>No belly>Must be light>Hips must be 25%+ wider than your waist>Shoulders cant be wider than your hips>Short Midface>Soft jaw but you still have to have a jaw>Button nose>Thin eyebrows>Small round forehead>Big eyes>Crystal Clear skin>Some muscles but you cant be jacked>No stretch marks>Soft glossy hair>Wear makeup everyday, but not too much that we can tell>Be 3-7 inches shorter>Fertile but light periods>Pink "Innie" pussy and bleached asshole>On birth control>Dont be bitchy>Be quiet and soft spoken>No resting bitch face>can cook>Is neatTell me you dont genuinely consider all of those when you look at a womanWomens standards for men>Taller>Your chin isnt recessed>Not balding, either have a full head or shave it off>Can be chubby or jacked>Facial hair? Who cares you dont need to shave>Dont beat me>If you want me to be a SAHM you need to make money, otherwise give me mutual respect me for having a job>Have a good use for your timeGuess what its not the 60s, if we have full time jobs then we can hold you to the same standards that you have held us to
>>34108715Yeah
>>34108698Post hands
>>34108716People constantly tell me I am
>>34108711Thanks, anon. That was actually kinda helpful.
WomenIf I invite you to a group activity (e.g. a board game night, pickleball or tennis) because I'm trying to get to know you better, but I'm driving around a female exchange student friend and neighbor of mine to the same activity, would that set an alarm? She has a bf back in her home country. Trying to figure out if my friendship with a girl is hamstringing my romantic prospects.
>>34108719>mens standards for women>completely dishonest lies from someone who doesnt talk to the other gender or have relationships>womens standards for men>extremely reasonable and comically dishonest You're no better than the average incel. You're totally deluded and out of your mind.
>>34108728I wouldn't be alarmed by that.
>>34108579>>34108584Having my tits touched during sex is painful, but he likes it, so I put up with it.
>>34108732Painful?That's very unusual.
Namefags should have their rights revoked and get the old snippity-snip
Women would you date a man who works at a bullet factory
>>34108730Look at my list of standards for women and point out which ones are not actually standards that men hold up for women. Please do it.
Women, what's it like to wear a bra?
>>34108720Women are delusional retards.>it's only bad when men do it
They should make the captchas harder to filter the low IQ
>>34108715No.
A mockingbird outside heard someone's iPhone do the classic "tweet" alert sound and decided it was its new favorite noise, and it's kind of driving me insane
>>34108723but like, what features make you ugly?
Dating is fucking torture from hell I don't like judging people
>>34108740But then you couldnt post
>>34108745Why not. It's fun
>>34108715M I like the downer romances where it doesn't work out or one of them dies.
>>34108744My skin, my eyes, my nose, my lips
>>34108732that doesnt sound very sustainable. Eventually you're gonna start hating him for it. Them BOOM, dead bedroom
>>34108734I'm being hyperbolic on average. It's just unpleasant, with it becoming strictly painful the more rough someone is. And with literally every partner I've ever had always wanting to dig out my innie nips, it's led to mostly painful experiences.
>>34108743I want to hear it lol
Mockingbirds are real ?
>>34108750He does stuff I love that he doesn't particularly like, too. So I just consider it one of those things we rarely do just as compromise.
>>34108746It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make For the greater good
>>34108719You have to be joking with some of this shit. Birth control? Seriously? You'll psyop yourselves in any way possible to continue having casual sex with random men.
>>34108699Ummmm...what if I don't use those?
>>34108394Yeah, this is why I never used diatonic
>>34108697trust me you don't want that
>>34108719>>Can be chubby or jackedno just the latter
>>34108751>dig out my innie nipsPeople really try to do this? :/
>>34108719Woman say and think this because they don't consider the bottom 80% of men to even be human.
>>34108760Look at this loser, he wants to knock bitches up
>>34108755How else would somebody kill one?
>>34108747Not really. You have the same remedial get to know you convos over and over. Pay out the ass for overpriced drinks and food. Have to give off a fake fun vibe when you know every aspect of yourself and life is being judged. Only hookup dates are fun. Then again maybe im dating wrong. I always press for a date as soon as possible so i stand out more and filter attention whores. Maybe these convos would be better before meeting. The thing is women especially zoomer women have brainrot and the attention span of a bug. You need to be entertaining. If you actually try to get to know her she gets bored.
>Why not. It's funIt's fun if you're a moderately average woman, i.e. you have infinite options.
>>34108720mentioning manga and art in the same sentence makes me cringe
>>34108761Then be a man and ask her for her number
>>34108737I got halfway through the list and stopped reading. That retarded garbage is not real. It reads like a list of demands written by a gay man desperately trying to come off as extremely straight, without understanding the actual perspective of a heterosexual male. It's just not believable at all at a base level. No straight man has ever cared about "fertile but light peroids" or deeply analyzed the shoulder to hip ratio of a woman to make absolutely sure it's not out of balance. You're neurotic.
>>34108719Baiting on New Years Eve
>>34108753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ybUyQulEgDead ringer for this, but from a tree near my house
>>34108719Delusional-tier bait
>>34108766Yes. And it's not a matter of poor communication or sexual inexperience or whatever. No matter how I've explained that my nipples are sensitive, something causes everyone to forget in the middle of sex.
>>34108764I do, I really really do. If she has BPD she's probably above my league and dating down
>>34108781I'm kinda ignorant about this but won't they just sorta pop out eventually?
>>34108783nta you think bpds date DOWN? :/
>>34108783Brother you're basically asking to get run over by a truck
>>34108786Not him but im chopped and the hottest girl I ever got with by far had BPD.
>>34108785Depends on the severity, but yes mine do. But it depends on multiple factors.
>>34108791Do they... go back in when it's cold? lol
>>34108790Yeh... and are you still with her or did it end in a horrible crash and burn?
>>34108791nta but hot.hopefully he learns just to grab the boob and respect the nips.
>>34108786Yeh>>34108789I don't mind
>>34108719>Be thin>can cook>Is neatThese are the only ones I 100% agree with. I like visible abs on a woman, though it's not a requirement. No tit size preference at all. An ass can be forged in the gym, and I'd probably drag any gf of mine to the gym if she wasn't already going. Only height restriction is her not being a dwarf, but maybe that's on the table for the right girl...I'm not autistic enough to think about a woman's jawline and eyebrows and most of the other stuff you want.You forgot these though:>religiously and ideologically compatible >intelligent>social acumen
>>34108791Do you feel any enjoyment of nipple stimulation at all? I am a man so I dont really feel that.
>woman has boobs>cant even suck themThis world is so cruel
>>34108793He only wants good sex.
>>34108793Of course it went horribly. I never said that it didn't. Just that many BPD girls do often end up dating uglier men.
>people using "crack" as a wordfilter for "fuck" when it was already used by gamersGamers truly are the most oppressed minority
>>34108800I could suck on my boob. Nipple too. I just don't really see the point.
I love being 40
>>34108800MI'm thin and can lick my own nipple. I even could before I started weightlifting.
>>34108803This is why I want a BPD girl, they're the ones who love you for your personality because they're kinda broken
>>34108806I wont waste my 30s like my 20s but if i do i wont waste my 40s
>>34108805>I just don't really see the pointWomen dont understand
>>34108792Cold makes them pop out sometimes, actually.>>34108795You'd say anything related to nipples is hot.>>34108799I can enjoy some light massaging around my nipples and fingers very lightly brushing against them, but it's not a strictly sexual pleasantness, if that makes sense. Plus the anticipation of pain usually ruins that sort of thing for me.
State GenderShould I get fucked up drunk by myself on new years or should I just get moderately drunk by myself on new years?
>>34108806Said no one
>>34108719Here are what my standards actually are, in case (You) were curious.>not super fat>has good hygiene>wants kids>has a hobby or two>doesn't dress like shit>preferably a Christian woman, but I might be open to an agnostic woman>is kind>is receptive to acts of service from yours truly>communicative>honest>likes to spend time with me
>>34108815Please stop talking about your ugly Goddamn nipples already
womenwhat if men started wearing wigs again?
Eating my last cookies of 2025.
i love when straight men try to educate me on what standards women have for men. Do you actually think we want body builders?
>>34108816MJust moderately drunk. You don't want to start the year with a brutal hangover, surely?
>>34108820Let me answer actual, informative questions ITT for once. Some of you fucks could stand to learn something.
>>34108820I actually like jh's nipples from how she describes it. But then she says things like:>You'd say anything related to nipples is hotSo i just avoid inflating her ego
>>34108813Well, I mean, ok, I know guys would like that.
>>34108823Ive said it before and I'll say it again, mens standards on what women want are inherently homosexual and they are just too repressed to think about it clearly.
>>34108823Yes.
>>34108719actually no all I want from a woman is for her to be thin and have small boobs (flat chest is perfectly fine too)
My biggest issue with dating is that the men don't seem interested in me at all. They talk about themselves, or forget what I told them, or just nod and agree hoping it'll get them an easy fuck
I love hating women
>>34108827All men think all tits are hot to some degree. I've accepted that fact.
Genders, whats one thing you've always wanted to try with a lover but you've felt too afraid to ask about it?I want a girl to let me lay in bed and suck on her breasts while we snuggle for an extended period of time but it feels weird to ask that
>>34108823>Do you actually think we want body builders?uh yeah.not sure why you think you want chubby men.
>>34108823Go fuck your frat boys and leave us alone
>>34108823Then why did you, a bi-curious woman, try to educate us on what standards men have for women?
>>34108783I dated a BPD she just abandoned me one day without saying much and she did it over text too
>>34108823You have a warped perception about what is possible without roids.
>>34108816Do you have anything fun to do that would be enhanced by being shitfaced? If not, then drink in moderation. It's not fun to just be really drunk without something in particular to do, in my experience.
Male anons please post images of men you think are 10/10s to straight women
>>34108824Moderately drunk it is!
>>34108786one dated me so yeah they absolutely do
>>34108834Womp wompI ask about her, treat the service workers well, remember things she says unless shes genuinely uninteresting to me and i dont want to date her. Guess what. Most of these dates never lead to a second.
>>34108834>>34108840
>>34108834Well, what are your hobbies and interests?
>>34108815Funny how you answered my joke question. lol
>>34108838FMarriage
>>34108846No
Your ex is probably having sex rn, feels bad
>>34108846I appreciate you saying please, but the answer is still no.
>>34108823Yes, in the sense that the amount of muscle women enjoy typically bridges on natural bodybuilder-levels of effort in the gym/kitchen. Obviously women dont usually like Sam Sulek levels of muscle but the amount they DO like still verges on bodybuilding with a layer of fat over the top.
>>34108837cause men are actually physically attracted to women
>>34108846I have no idea what women find attractive or ugly
>>34108846This doesn't apply to all women but I just KNOW that at least a handful of our foids are drooling from their lower mouth at the sight of these twinks.
>>34108846
>>34108846I won't argue about what women like but your perception of male standards and desires is totally deluded and wrong at a base level, sorry.
Women either like twinks or bald beard dad bod bros
>>34108850Probably because you only go for Stacy>>34108851I don't have sex>>34108852Snowboarding, rollerblading, scrapbooking, photography
>>34108869>homotographykek
I'm interested to hear how much the finale of Stranger Things sucked.
>>34108863>I have no idea what women find... uglyThis legit bothers me about men.
>>34108873Bitch i date average and fat girls with pretty faces
>>34108720>Targeted at forever-alone males that want to use self-insertion escapism to feel less lonelyHoly fucking projection batman. Most female romance stories are some rich bad boy randomly choosing to simp for an average boring plain jane woman. The men in shonen stories have other goals and aspirations that define them, the romance is always secondary to that.
>>34108877I'm not. Take that shit to /tv/ where it should be
>>34108846not gonna post a pic but I would say Jon Hamm or Mads Mikkelson. If I could look like anyone I'd choose one of those two.
>>34108877Okay, go somewhere where they're talking about it, then.
>>34108874A shovel faced brit is 10/10 to women?
>>34108846>Male anons please post images of men you think are 10/10s to straight women
>>34108879>Bitch i date average and fat girls with pretty facesSo Stacy
GenderHave you ever crashed out like a black person or autistic kid and been banned from an establishment?
>>34108771>>34108772I mean judging people, knowing things about them, sinking my teeth into them so to speak. Idc about the dating part
>>34108885Have you not spoken to a woman in the last 20 years dude
>>34108873>scrapbooking >photography Kinda regretting I asked and this isn't even a date.
>>34108887Im attractive and i got a jumbo dick. Im not even dating my looksmatch.
>>34108869GAY>>34108874Hes not bad but come on>>34108883>mads mikkelsonchrist>>34108864This is the only somewhat right answer but only for women under like 23
>>34108890No woman younger that 34 gives a shit about Twilight.
>>34108873Ntas we would not mesh well based on those hobbies, except for photography.
>my bros post some of the gayest most homoerotic looksmaxxing male model types imaginablewe're really not beating the allegations I'm afraid
>>34108806Hi Gramps
>>34108846I've heard some women like Cillian Murphy.
>>34108894ok post your 10/10
Women, given her response, are you happy to have Kittenposter as the arbiter of what all women find attractive
Kittenposter is entj
>>34108891Wtf? What did you want me to say, video games and porn?>>34108892I'm starting to realize why none of them like you
>>34108856Atoga moid when he finally meets atoga foid
>>34108905Oh? Why would that be? Im just being honest. Since when do women like dishonesty?
>>34108897
>>34108906That is not rough enough at all.There needs to be more sweat and slaps.
>>34108904No i think im like ISTJ or ISTP
>>34108908You are probably condescending because you think you're better than those girls even though you only gave them the time of day because they have a nice face and big tits
>>34108846Nigga, I don't go around saving photos of men like an actual homosexual
>>34108914You are such an idiot...
>>34108913I just said they were average and fat. Women give me the time of day wigger. Im dating down to get more dates. I dont even care how she looks as long as i can still get hard then theres not really a point is there? Get it? no point cause its soft
>>34108894whats wron w mads. he looks cool
Bump? >>34108671
>>34108894>This is the only somewhat right answerI'll take it
>>34108864Cute twinks. I'd fuck their asses at the same time.
>People are setting off fireworksThis is absurd. State gender, why aren't they shooting each other to death instead? If they did that, then the coming noises would quickly stop. I don't want to hear that shit all night and neither does anyone else.
>>34108918nta he looks stoned all the time.
>>34108922Been going on for around 3h here already.Usually goes until 1am.
>>34108671>>34108919Handful of Xanax so you blackout. The following day you try to investigate what XannyYou got up to.
>>34108905>Wtf? What did you want me to sayIt's not about what the hobbies were so much, though visual mediums are intrinsically dull conversation material. You did the autist thing where you just drop a list. I don't want a list, I want to know why those are your passions and more importantly why I should give a shit. In short your dates might not find you to be good at conversation, which is not unusual in a foid but tends to indicate to a moid that they'll need to hard-carry things.
>>34108925Wouldn't it be great if they accidentally set them off all at once? I don't care about their burn injuries. I accept fireworks on the 4th of July, but I want to sleep tonight.
>>34108918nta but mads mikkelsen appeals to a very specific group of women. usually those that are really into dilfs and have daddy issues.
Women, have you ever been roofied?
>>34108926ntaThe only time I ever did Xanax, I apparently decided to buy a Sega Genesis game for $40 from an opioid addict while I was blacked out
I wish women liked men, but they don't.
>>34108927This isn't a dateI don't care about making conversation with you
>>34108932>I apparently decided to buy a Sega Genesis game for $40This is why I love xanax blackout stories.What games was it?
>>34108928>I accept fireworks on the 4th of Julylmao you clown.
>>34108918I wish I looked like mads fuck
>>34108932nta lol. Which one?
Running away from family dinner, I wish I could get drunk. I miss my bf
>hmmmmm>Today i will release a season of an anime, but split it into 2 parts>And then release a sequel movie
>>34108929i see. desu i dont rly know what women like i just think those guys have a cool look and vibe. was jon hamm closer or still a no?
>>34108935This piece of shit lmao
>>34108931What is that?
Unless something extreme happens, I'll have gone all of 2025 without receiving a single blowjob. State gender, why is life so cruel?
>>34108934You asked. >>34108834
Sometimes I think I'm actually too femalecoded for a man>My room is in complete chaos>I am very moody>I'm not interested in sports and cars>I choose products at the supermarket based on the vibe I get from the packaging (e.g., a cute picture or stylish text)>I have many different outfits for different situations>My skincare and makeup products cost more than $1000 and take up half the bathroom>It takes me a long time to get ready before going out>I never know what I want and prefer others to choose for me>I am very empathetic and emotional
>>34108944Date rape drug.
>>34108916The fuck do you want me to say. You guys are all gay
>>34108944Someone slips something into your drink and you black out.
hey. how are you doing?i’m currently at the bathroom of a house I’m renting with a donzen of friends, both men and women. (there’s this cute single chick with a round butt, but I don’t want a hookup, especially because the women in the house love to have a scapegoat for “bad” men)I just want to say happy new year to (You).This year was tough, probably, but I hope next year can be better.Please don’t give in to blackpilled stuff, I’m sure it’s worth to keep trying.It’s the first time I’m going to a concert ever, so I’ll probably only post until next year.Anyway, I just hope you can have a good time, no matter the circunstances.Happy new years, /atoga/.
>>34108946I didn't ask anything
>>34108933Anon I have bad news for you... I think you are gay!!!!
>>34108942I should've clarified that Mads appeals to women with severe daddy issues. Hamm appeals to women with mild daddy issues.>>34108943Incredible, what a treasure. A memory to cherish that you are literally incapable of remembering.
>>34108938>>34108943I remember him trying to sell it to me while I was still able to remember shit>it's rare dood
>>34108922They do that in Chicago
>>34108954I'm not. Women just don't like men.
Should i spend my first paycheck on a nintendo switch 2?
>>34108944Thats kinda hot
>>34108947I mean, that's a whole bunch of stereotypes about women, and it's awfully silly for you to fulfill all of them (especially as a man), but I don't know what feedback you want. You didn't ask a question.
>>34108881It's about shonen romances, not all shonen stories. Also>The men in shonen stories have other goals and aspirations that define themYeah and it's always some stupid shit
>>34108943Bummer. That's worth maybe $10 loose.
>>34108931That happened to my best friend. She never got over it. She is really depressed.
>>34108940Gay. Go back to them
>>34108955>A memory to cherish that you are literally incapable of remembering.Yes, a totem that will forever remind me of the day that I slept for 17 hours straight on the living room couch and neglected to pick up my little sister from school.Probably rock bottom for me, thankfully
>>34108955>I should've clarified that Mads appeals to women with severe daddy issues. Hamm appeals to women with mild daddy issues.I think its the opposite, girls with good dads are attracted to good dads and Mads is a good dad
>>34108959I wouldn't but if thats what would make you happy then you have my permission
>>34108952Thanks anon!! Wish you the best new year
>>34108947You're definitely feminine. not because of any of that gay shit but because you're obsessed with "male-coded" and "female-coded" instead of just being your own person and not worrying about these inane abstractions/archetypes.
>>34108959Probably not dog
>>34108961I just described myself and am asking for an opinion am I actually a little bit femalecoded, or am I just overthinking it?
women why do you find men repulsive?
>>34108959Ew.
Have a good New Year's.
>>34108968Mads is an incredible dad but the characters he plays are pieces of shit>>34108966Happy you climbed out of that hole anon, proud of you and you did good
>>34108912The test says im INTP
>>34108959No, buy a Switch OLED.
>>34108959Nah, they're not really worthwhile until they get hacked, and no one knows if that will happen at any point in the next few years. The security is actually quite tough.
>>34108965What for? They are playing bingo rn (Im a 20yo girl and my family is my mom, my dad, my uncle and my aunt, who all are drunk af and say retarded stuff).
>>34108959Sure but make sure it's not fucked up
>>34108963I had to laugh at myself when I sobered up completely. Having played it, I don't think it's worth a dollar.
Gender Are you mature enough to recognize when people you hate are right about something?
>>34108975"Femalecoded" isn't a real term. What are you asking? Fulfilling a lot of stereotypes about women as a man just means you're a man who fulfills a lot of stereotypes about women.
>>34108980That was obvious to anybody who knows a modicum about mbti.
>>34108947>I never know what I want and prefer others to choose for meAs a man I have grown more into this idea as I age and I do kinda want to make choices for my hypothetical wife/gf, mostly so I can make things easier for her but also because having that level of control over her sounds hot
>>34108980I always thought that people who did this shit were a little naive
>>34108953Proving my point. It's literally Ask .....
>>34108985That first week where people were getting units fresh out of the box that had been punctured by the staples that attached their preorder receipts to the box was fucking hilarious
>>34108959Honestly, in my opinion, no. At least not right now. The only good games for it are the Donkey Kong, varies Switch 1 upgrades (some that you have you have to pay for), and maybe the Mario Kart. Buy an OLED, as that other anon said.
>>34108984Get drunk with them Not like you're having fun sitting around on your own eh
>>34108988M>>34108988Yeah. Even the Jewish space laser lady has been saying actual facts lately, it's weird.
>>34108947Not "femalecoded" but definetly retarded.
>>34108947And I thought my testosterone was low
>>34108997They wont let me drink alcohol hehe. Being with them is no fun. I prefer being with people here heh
>>34108988MYes, I am. I don't hate many people, also.
>>34108972I'm not obsessed, I'm just describing myself. Anyway, people everywhere call me gay or a trans.But, I'm obsessed with my looks, as you could guess from the part about skincare and cosmetics. The day I saw edema on my face after a wild day and night, I nearly killed myself thinking my face was ruined forever, but thankfully it returned to normal after a few days
>>34108984>They are playing bingoBingo is fucking dope, they better be throwing down some money for those games cause otherwise it is lame
>>34109004No bets
>>34109001Not even a sip? That sucks!
When your bpd roommate crashes out for the four thousandth time because you asked them to take their trash out 6 times and they ignored you each time
>>34108980I'm INTP too, IN Tha Pussy.
>>34108979nta I'm no actor but it seems like bad guys would be more fun to play.
have a great evening atoga. to some of the eurofags, happy new year already>>34108988yeah, proof is itt >>34108661
>>34109006Yeah wine but not to the point of being happy and drunk...
>>34109001I forgot americanz are gay Still what's so fun about all this
>>34108988MThe people that hate me were right about everything, I really am just thankful for them telling me the facts I needed to hear.
I'm done with hating women, but I still reflexively feel the urge to post mean things about them or in reply to them. How do I get rid of this reflex?
>>34109005>No betsAlright thats actually super gayYou NEED to figure out how to convince someone to sneak you a drink or sneak one yourself
>>34109015Hate fuck one and get deep throated by one/force her
Maybe it didn’t work for 2025, but does 2026 feel different or is it just me?
>>34109015Idk I do that because it's fun and I like starting shit
>>34109015Keep doing it. Its better than bottling it up. Women arent angels.
>>34109015get a gf and throat fuck her, the catharsis is incredible
>>34109013Not fun more like habit and I also like the people here for some reason
>>34109020I don't know, but I'm about to brush my teeth and it's 2026 in 9 minutes.
>>34109020Literally every year
>>34108991I'm the opposite. I want a woman who will pamper me, take me on fancy dates, give me sweet gifts and flowers, and shower me with affection.
>women typically subconsciously look for men that have things in common with their fathers>men generally do the same with their mothersGenders, true or false?
>>34109026Happy New Years to you, Anon.May next year be great!
>>34109018Nothing like taking strap on down your boyhole from a feminist who hates you
It's been 2026 for almost 12 hours, you're all living in the past.
>>34109016Yeah I guess. I just miss my bf and want to sleep
>>34109024Can't lie. I'm getting tranny vibes from you
>>34108959*me playing totk on my switch 2*No
>>34109018>>34109023I'm not really into that kind of stuff. Being a little rough is one thing, but throat fucking is another.>>34109022I don't actually hate them though. It's just a habit.>>34109021That's fun sometimes, I guess, but not when it's every post.
>>34109029I have a loving and smart mother but I want a crazy BPD baddie
>>34109029F True.
>>34109035Your bf is out cheating rn
>>34109029MNot at all
>>34109020Just one more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetIgGXH6DA>>34109028Gaybut also me too, my ideal life is as a house husband. You need balance though
>>34109036Lmfao Im not
>>34109029MI guess if you really stretch it out you can find some things a lot of people have in common with your parents
>>34108719Hips 30%* wider
>>34109037Does that have an upgrade?
>>34109039What do you think a crazy BPD girl is like? (I have BPD)
>>34109029It is demonstrably true even in cases where the mother/father have strained relations with the child.
Femanon, can I knife edge chop your boobs?
>>34109032Ew
>>34109049You have shitty behaviour, shitty personality
>>34109053Boo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo.
>>34109053Go enlist in the IDF.
State gender. Do you own any plushies?
>>34109053You're totally going to post another nude later aren't you
>>34109054You guessed, indeed I do :)
>>34109049She rides yo dick like crazy and then ruin yo life
GenderHow long is your duolingo streak? It is a green flag to be able to maintain a streak
>>34109062MaleI've never even downloaded the app
>>34109062>DuolingoIt's shit.
>>34109038The jannies buckbroke you
>>34109000My testosterone is actually okay, 24 nmol. Although my estradiol is pretty high for a man, 155 pmol.
Do any other men masturbate like a girl with a vibrator?
>>34109072No. But I have a dildo.
>>34109072Nope. I've never owned a sex toy or had the desire to use one.
>>34109070Lmao
>>34109072I tried putting a vibrator against my dick, but it just felt like vibrations on my dick, as opposed to anything pleasurable.
>>34109062Male1736 days in a row, but what's the point? The path sucks, the hearts sucked, and now energy sucks. Kill all Duolingo users.
Happy New Years! /atoga/ <3
>>34109062I'm think of getting Rosetta stone instead.
>>34109074Get a prostate massager, even better than dildos.
Why do you men think you are entitled to a woman higher value than you are?
>>34109083Of all the holidays to celebrate, New Years has to be one of the dumbest.
>>34109060Your parents never spanked you enough and or didnt hit you enough. Hopefully your next bf spanks you with a paddle or his sandals
I can hear something crawling in my walls I hope to god it's a squirrel
>>34109030Happy new year, Miss Sophie.
>>34109089It's the only holiday I celebrate.
>>34109020It feels different for a few days but the same problems remain.
>>34109088Cuz I can buy her affections
>>34109058MNo, but I have bought plenty of them for exes and my little sister.My sister was hooked on those Pokemon Center Pokedoll plushies for a while. She also likes Squishmallows.
>>34109069No they didn't. Had nothing to do with that.
>>34109092I am not a squirrel!
>>34109088We don't, but women massively overestimate their value.
>>34109093Finland?
>>34109023it's a ruse, she does sexy things to you like a witch puts spells on people, don't get comfortable around women ever or you're going to have a bad time.
>>34109092>Craaaaawling in my waaaaalls>A squirrel, I hope, I heeeear
>>34109092Probably a coon or rats, yikes!
>>34109094How? By getting shitfaced drunk? Hell, I can do that anytime I want. New Years just gives you false hope and a chance to look back at your failures.
>>34109088I don't. You should fuck off to your last hookup and ask him to he his gf.
Men are waking up to the true nature of reality and women as well
>>34109099Then what changed?
>>34109092When I'm in the confines of crawling walls, you hold me in place
>>34109109No. I don't drink. I just spent the day with my mum and dad. We just shared hugs and had a great meal earlier.
>>34109085Yeah, I will. I fell for how realistic dildo looked so I brought it instead.
>>34109112I don't want to say yet. It could be nothing.
>>34109058M I have one Squishmallow.
i'm going to get a girlfriend this year, ftr
Average atoga femanon: >Yeah i work six figure job in tech have have a ivy league degreeAverage atoga male anon>Why cant I, the walmart cart pusher, get a sure white virgin 19 year old housewife?
>>34109072No, but I've cum before with something in my ass.
>>34109102No, but Europe.I opened the blinds completely, but everybody I can see was already done.
>>34109122I (male) have a six figure job in tech and a degree, not ivy league though. But I'd be perfectly happy with a 27 year old Walmart cart pusher gf who wants to be a stay at home mom and have a bunch of kids. I wouldn't even mind if she'd had a few bfs before and had sex with them.
>>34109122I'm pretty sure that most of the women here are in college or neets or living with a family member, whilst expecting the men that should approach them in real life to be business owners and home owners.
>>34109102you called?
>>34109122>low value men congregate on 4chan to interact with eachother>"high value" women do the same thing despite doing everything right on paper because they're still neurotic, unlovable and unattractive people who fuck up badly enough to still be on 4chan as women despite it allMakes enough sense to me.
>>34109120Me too
>>34109122Tech bros are the biggest incels on the planet
>>34109122MI have a master's degree from a top 50 university and a six fig job. Never been in a relationship, btw.
>>34109128What woman under 25 wants to date a homeowner??
>>34109132it's not going to be like those other years. i know my limitations better now. i can work around them. i know what i have to offer.
>>34109122why get an ivy league degree and a six figure tech job if you want to be a stay at home mom though?
socks make my feet colder I swear >:(
>>34109135All of them?>>34109138Good
>>34109129Töihin
>>34109138Must be the sweat
>>34109138cold feet, warm heart, as they say
>>34109135Not having to pay rent is one hell of a perk for women, where I'm from. Simply moving from the dorms to your rich bf's place before you even finish college.
>>34109120Wow, his face structure looks really good and his skin is so smooth. When he slims down a bit, he'll be such a cute twink. If women can't appreciate it, I would take him for myself.
>>34109147Your rich white bf?
>>34109136Hell yes king. Me too.
>>34109139>>34109147Young women dont want to llive in houses we want to live in apartments
>>34109130>"high value" women do the same thing despite doing everything right on paper because they're still neurotic, unlovable and unattractive people who fuck up badly enough to still be on 4chan as women despite it allHey, I'm not unattractive!
A house? Disgusting
>>34109153just say penthouse. no shame in saying that.
>>34109153Young women are so retarded lol
>>34109151Everybody is white, for now.>>34109153Yes, apartments. 250k euro ones, preferably, because women want to become mothers at some point in the future and 2 bedrooms are needed.
>>34109153t. has never lived in a house in her lifeBut why are we arguing with you? You accused men of telling you what women like in men when most of the replies were men telling you what men like in women.
>>34109155Equity? Get the fuck away from me creep
kittenposter should get a 6 figure tech bf to nepo her into the industry
>>34109162she's a jewess, that alone gets her nepod into a lot of things.
>>34109157Yeah they are.
>>34109158>250k euro onesYou live in some Eastern European shithole, right?Apartments here start at 500k euros
>>34109162He will throw up after seeing her stomach.
both orgasming right as new year's hit
>>34109166The median salary is less than 1k per month. Boyfriends need to be the crop of the top.
>>34109164Making kittenposter fall in love with my foreskin
What's the weirdest ban you've ever gotten here?
>>34109162would a 6 figure allergist be enough?
Women will you smoke my dickweed?Its a joint i rolled after jerking off
>>34109139>Good:(>>34109143I'm not sweating though >>34109144that's accurate!
>>34109170>The median salary is less than 1k per monthAgain, which EE shithole? lol
Alright then time to go to bed. Good year so far
>>34109175I'm sorry, that was mean. Maybe add another pair of socks or a blanket or something?
>>34109176All of them are the same, except for maybe Poland but apparently they can no longer afford homes, too. And women are likely the same.
>>34109158>because women want to become mothers at some point in the futureWrong! >>34109159> most of the replies were men telling you what men like in women.Nearly every one proved that none of you dont know what women like>>34109164Yeah, eat your slop, goy. While youre playing your stupid games im spending all day at the global bank control station AND WE'RE ALL VACCINATED AGAINST CANCER
>>34109182You're actually pretty awful. It's no wonder you're still single and a virgin.
>>34109164Jews are evil, therefore she's evil
>>34109138They do not.But they also won't warm up your feet if they are cold. Similar to how you are supposed to warm up your hands before you put on mittens.
>>34109181HEY!
>>34109182>WE'RE ALL VACCINATED AGAINST CANCERYou aren't supposed to share these things.Oy vey, shut her down!
>>34109182what if I’m rich enough to take care of the baby all by myself whislt you work at your tech job?
>>34109172Said too many not-nicies about Israel
>>34109179>Her stomach is flat.It's literally not. It's protruding and she has disgusting stretchmarks.
>>34109182I need a jewish richfag gf to bully my goypenis and hit me for being a dirty gentile
>>34109181Answer the fucking question.
>>34109176i think anon is bulgarian or baltic, around an hour ago someone said happy new years. Maybe slovak
>>34109175You strike me as an effeminate male. Am I correct in my assumption?
>>34109197it's slut-kun
>>34109197nta but theres nothing wrong with being either spiritually or physically feminine as a man. we do not choose these things most times
>>34109192> It's protrudingsays who
>>34109195>slovakSame timezone as western Europe.
>>34109199Of course. >>34109200I could be born as a down syndrome rapist. That's not something I'd choose. But that doesn't make it a good thing.
>>34109172I was banned for asking how Russians were doing after the sanctions.
>>34109201Yeah I saw the pic, you got a serious flab
>>34109166>Apartments here start at 500k eurosThe fuck do you live? Monaco?
if we weren't at the image cap it'd be time to make kittenposter crash out with images/webms of happy (ugly) asian girl-white guy couples
>>34109206>not being a typically masculine man is comparable to being a retarded rapistAlright man.
>(batshit insane overblown strawman about men/women)>"No actually you're wrong I like/am like x and y" >"No that's wrong, you're like what I said" >"Oh yeah, well (opposite sex) is/only likes (batshit insane overblown strawman about men/women)>"Actually you're wrong, I like/am like z">Repeat
Gonna stop drinking alone next year u_u
>>34109172>hereAtoga specifically?Similar to >>34109207 I once got banned for shitting on Russian fascists. Which I guess is ok in the sense that it was OT.I once got banned on r9k by accident since my post was inbetween a spammer's posts and I think it was just an accident.
Do europeans not have rent? Why would you pay 250k-500k euro for an apartment?
>>34109213Perhaps not as bad but the point I'm making is if you're a male and not masculine or even actively feminine then there's something wrong with you
>>34109194No. It's EE indeed but you wouldn't get it. The cost of living is generally thought to be lower compared to Central Europe but what people don't get is that you have to be in one of the city hubs to get anything done. The rest of the country is economically dead. So women pop up like flies and work as cashiers or do Only Fans for 1k a month, expecting to get a programmer bf who earns 50k and has his own place, bought when he was 25.
>>34109172A few minutes ago i just got a warning for saying i want to murder someone
Deciding on a last minute New Year's resolution that I probably won't do, maybe learning a second language.
>>34109209Western Europe.You can get ones for 300k to 400k, but those are more like singles/couples-sized and not where you want to raise a family with kids really, which is what OP talked about.
Which male body part should I goon to next
>>34109222I once got banned for talking about wanting to kill someone with a machete or something. Serious fun police
>>34109221Ok so you won't tell.Why donyou people always have to blabber on endlessly and not answer the questions asked. Just don't reply to me if you don't want to say it.
>>34109217Yes, here specifically.
>>34109227Gay
>>34109227Left testicle
>>34109222>>34109228I once got a warning for replying "how tasty" to someone in Spanish who was jokingly describing their tasty burrito in Spanish
>>34109227The perineum
>>34109186oh that makes sense>>34109197no I'm not! I swear!>>34109199I'm not a slut!!! (how did you know it was me?)
>>34109232What's special about the left one
>>34109218Because the alternative is a house in the middle of nowhere, without roads and plumbing, that you need a four wheel drive car to get to. As for rent, enjoy getting evicted with 30 days notice
>>34109235That isn't at all what I was referring to but that's great son (didn't read your post when I noticed the word Chad)
>>34109221Russian?
I hate being ugly
>>34109238>she doesn't know
>>34109242me too, I wish I was a pretty boy
>>34109236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSteroOWLM
>>34109242Can you prove you're ugly before making such grandiose statements
Being ugly is like everyone expects you to be nice to make up for it but they're always mean to you so it doesn't even matter and then they get mad when you aren't nice because of it
>>34109229She's probably Russian. They're the stereotypical "bad guys" nowadays.
>>34109242commendable of you. ugly people are a plague that needs wiping out.
State genderCan you reliably tell whether you're talking to a man or woman without an explicit mention of gender
>>34109227It's always muscles, isn't it. Pick any muscle.
>>34109249>SheBut that's a man?
For me it's the fact that I can be a namefag's best friend in one thread and their greatest enemy in the next.
>>34109199qrd?
>>34109252No. I don't care that much.
>>34109248You should be nice to them anyways so that you don't feel any guilt or blame when they're mean to you for no reasonBeing nice feels nice
>>34109252myes
>>34109255Oh, my mistake. Got him confused with another Russian girl on here. She raises chickens and gave us a borscht recipe.
>>34109259Being nice to mean people makes me feel like a shmuck and like a door mat
>>34109252MYes.
>>34109172The moderator thought I was Indian.
why won't big tit femanon smother me with her giant women pillows
>>34109263Same. Rather be a shithead than a faggot
new year's is so gay. no one feels anything in common with anyone anymore, the idea of everyone celebrating something together is just retarded.
>>34109267She is too avoidant
>>34109263Romans 12:19-21
>>34109267BlueValkyrie is alone and has enormous boobs, DM her.
>>34109271We can't expect God to do all the work
>>34109274Put your name back on.
Women why do you think the foot massage you can opt into instead of the granny happy ending is so good?
>>34109271No
women will never know the pleasure of coming home and lying down after 14 hours' uninterrupted physical labor
>>34109252Women cant talk about anything technical unless shes asian and but not driving
>>34109269truth be told, it's hard to have anything in common with (((women)))
>>34109278I've tried both approaches and seem to get better results from the one Paul proposes there is all I'm sayin
>>34109279Why were you laboring for that long?
>>34109282What'd Paul say
People are still believing in God in 2026?
>>34109279Most men have not worked physical labor, unless you consider a line cook physical labor.
>>34109284Cuz he's gay and thinks he's achieving something by working like a slave
>>34109284someone's got to do it, don't you know.
>>34109287I believe in God the Bible is another story
>>34109287Honest question. Why not? 1 John 5:19
>>34109288never having been a line cook, i can't offer an opinion.
>>34109287Yeah I be praising n sheeit>>34109286>Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.>On the contrary:>“If your enemy is hungry, feed him;>if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.>In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.">Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with goodIn reference to one of Solomon's proverbs, specifically Proverbs 25:21-22
Plap me like one of your French girls
>>34109294Why would I. No point.
>>34109220nah not really
>>34109298Sorry, still not gay.
>>34109297>In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head."nta I think this actually refers not to some dissing process but actually a sort of refining like they do with metal.
>>34109297Yeah no wonder "Christian" European countries are getting cucked constantly
>>34109294Because it makes no sense.
>>34109298le pl𝒶p
I made a mistake. I opened my window. Fuck fireworks. I don't even get it. It's just fucking gunpowder explosions. Normies live in the 16th century and get thrilled over seeing an explosion with colored smoke, or what?
>>34109299Never heard of the Golden Rule?
>>34109279>women will never know the pleasure of coming home and lying down after 14 hours' uninterrupted physical laborI kind of know that feeling
>>34109303That's cool, guy who posts on /pol/
>>34109298Non-consensually?
>>34109306Cuz it's fucking awesome you autist. Keep sitting inside and being miserable while everyone else has fun.
>>34109287I mean I feel like you've got to be a moron to not be at least a little religious, you've got to have negative IQ points not to be part of a religious body of some sort, the benefits massively outweigh spending 1 hour of your week in service.
>>34109288Most women haven't, either.
>>34109313That has nothing to do with belief, also I don't think it's even true.
>>34109306why are you opening your window on new year's eve? you a southron?
Male anons who wants to go on a romanic late night walk through downtown Detroit with me?
I used to have a crush on that moid but I got cucked out of that by his neighbor girl and then after a couple of months I finally got over it and started crushing another moid and we were sort of flirting and all was well but he was friends with that other moid I used to crush before and that moid introduced the new moid to some bimbo he knows from work and I got cucked out of my crush againWhy do I even live, just to suffer?
>>34109268You seem to be both my goony goonsir
>>34109308Being all buddy buddy with everyone is a recipe to get used like a tool at some point. I stay on my toes
Happy New Year. Imma lock in. Bye atoga <3
>>34109309you must then be a non-woman
>>34109313lmao
>>34109318Because I want some nice fresh air
Is there a collage of sexy male pics from atoga? Ik there can't be that many.
>>34109310I don't post on pol
>>34109320if that's the extent of your bad luck in relationships consider yourself lucky, lady
>>34109319Won't you get raped?
>>34109320Why don't you have a crush on me hahaAnd then I'll notice your interest and make a move. And then you reciprocate and I take you out on a nice date
>>3410930914 hours of getting fucked relentlessly?
>>34109328Could have fooled me.
I want to be pegged against my will by a cute girl
>>34109330That's the point
Male anons are women supposed to smile and giggle during sex or like deeply look into his eyes and be quiet?genuine question i want to know
>>34109331Good luck with that
>>34109332who's really doing the hard work in that arrangement anyway
>>34109337Wym. Not hard to fall for you.
>>34109335Oh who are you?
>>34109322>get used like a tool at some pointYou're far too cynical and will probably die alone and unloved, having never really affected any else's life for better or worse.
>>34109322How do you not understand the Golden Rule as a grown adult? ConcerningIt doesn't mean being everyone's friend.Surely, if you were being a shitty person you would understand if someone treated you as if you were a shitty person by either admonishing you or refusing to associate with you
>>34109331Yeah and then someone takes you away from me
>>34109340I am not that anon you overeager horndog. I am a man with a dick and balls
>>34109332No, working
>>34109339>arrangementfunny way of putting it, but I guess it fits if you are paying your rent that way kekBut anyway, sex is normally an active act for both
I don't know what to wear
>>34109336Depends on the mood, a lot of girls just close their eyes with me, but one time this girl did the "LOOK AT ME!" thing in a super husky voice and made eye contact and I came buckets. She later claimed she was trying to steal my soul, she was a weird girl.
>>34109319I do! I do!
>>34109335>wouldn't it be so romantic to go out late at night with a stranger moid when I'm scared of moids
>>34109352What are your options?
>>34109336>smile and giggleDepends if I made a joke or it's the mood.>quietThat's the worst.Talking is nearly as important as actually fucking.
>>34109336The giggle over the 2. Quiet was weird because we were both quiet.
>>34109352Are you looking to get raped or not?
I want to be positive in the new year .
>>34109364You can do it.
>>34109359>TalkingNot her but I'm NOT talking about your BIG MASSIVE dick like some porn bimbo
>>34109332That’s only happen to me with women
i knew from a very young age that i would never be intimate with anyone and by god i was right. sex-havers, were you ever in doubt that you would eventually end up having sex or did you just assume it would come in time, like getting taller or something?
>>34109342Ok, and if I go around smiling like a fucking idiot what's gonna happen? Same thing man, I'm gonna die alone on this fuckin earth having changed nothing no matter what I do, who cares what a handful of people think of me. >>34109344Nah, most people will throw you under the bus for a handful of change. Why should I be anything to them if they don't see me as anything.
>>34109366If you used punctuation at the end, I would have assumed you are JH.
>>34109346That would imply that there's someone better which is patently untrue
>>34109369Being nice to people does not equal being a fucking goofy friendly doormat.
>>34109369>Nah, most people will throw you under the bus for a handful of change.Most people will forget you exist within an hour of interacting with you.>Why should I be anything to them if they don't see me as anything.Why not strive to leave a positive or at least neutral impression on everyone you encounter? It would make your day better and maybe even improve someone else's.You don't have to smile like an idiot to accomplish this. You just have to be polite.
>>34109372It turned out to be true twice
I had sex once but it feels like that happened to someone else. Not me
>>34109274I'm off the market, baka.
>>34109376Third time's a charm
>>34109379Was there a product safety recall
>>34109369>most people will throw you under the bus for a handful of change.It's pretty egotistical of you to think you have this level of importance. Narcisist that's trying to justify their actions?
>>34109373Friendliness is an aspect of politeness>>34109374>Most people will forget you exist within an hour of interacting with you.Exactly, nobody gives a shit. Doesn't matter how I act they'll see me as a bug all the same.
What do you guys and girls think the female equivalent of a small penis is?
tom baker was the worst of the classic doctors.
>>34109381Yeah my boobs and ass are too big.
>>34109387Small tits
>>34109392It isn't.
>>34109383How is that self important, I'm saying most people think others are nothing and will sacrifice them for their own gain
i cant wait to graduate so i can get a real job and a nice apartment i cant decoorate
>>34109391And your stomach... and your appetite...
>>34109393It is and't I know what I'm saying, I have flat chest
>>34109172I got 30 days for ban evasion while not yet banned. Baffling.
A new year means new opportunities to hate women.
>>34109396And her ego
>>34109392Is it though? Tits don't really "do" anything, so having small ones doesn't hurt the bedroom at all. But a dude having a small pecker can kinda ruin the sex life of the people if its bad enough.
>>34109387Maybe an incredibly ugly vagina or extreme vaginism.>>34109397Nope.
>>34109386It's the nice ones that stand out. That leave an impression on people. But you wouldn't know that. Go back under your rock of delusionment where you feel safer and no one can hurt you again.
>>34109387Flat ass
Yeah I'm a a vaginist. I practice vaginism.
>>34109397get real. tons of guys like small breasts (me included). what percentage of women do you think like small dicks?
>>34109387big penis
>>34109398Probably an IP range thing.
>>34109387LITTYCLITTY
>>34109407>tons of guys like small breastsBut they like big breasts more
>>34109410what does this even mean?
>>34109407F I'm tired of this. Boobs aren't really essential to the sexy time.
>>34109408i was going to say 'any sized penis', but then i realized how popular just that thing is with people nowadays.
>>34109411My thoughts exactly. Moids love big boobs.
Good night and a Happy New Year, atoga. Women are scum.
I need to press my face against some abs or I will die
>>34109411not all of them. aesthetically i very much prefer small breasts, although there's no denying the maternal charm of a lady with large knockers. i wouldn't want to be in a relationship with one though.
>>34109404>It's the nice ones that stand out. That leave an impression on people.LmaoAs I said it's not about standing out or leaving an impression on people because they'll see me the same no matter what I do. I could wrench out some fake ass used car salesman facade but what's the point, doing nothing is less effort and gets the same results. And I'm not delusional I'm just telling you how it is, if anyone is delusional it's you with you "good prevails over evil/turn the other cheek" nonsense
>>34109411>>34109413>>34109416You didn't answer his question.
>>34109411It's not the same.
>>34109420>i wouldn't want to be in a relationship with one though.Why?
>>34109387Vaginismus.
>>34109411i think thats the point tho>men like all breasts sincerely (but prefer bigger)>women like dicks that can get them off but legitimately cannot get around a guy being too small as a non-starterI dont blame them btw of course, it's totally fair. but I think penis size has a certain baseline of acceptability that doesnt exist with most other body part insecurities.
>>34109418Kinda gay don't you think
>>34109424because i'm not sexually attracted to women with large breasts. i just like the idea of being hugged by them now and again.
Girls, what sport do you find attractive?
I don't like big boobs cause they sag and it's gross. Most boobs in general have unappealing shapes but big ones moreso.
>>34109422I'm just saying I don't think it's a fair comparision. If you have a dick that's like below 4 inches say, a girl isn't going to like it because that actually makes sex difficult. Do A cups make sex difficult?
>>34109430Baseball!
>>34109430F1
>>34109430Baseball
>>34109425>dont need to worry about size insecurity >can just eat her out when we get horny and go back to normal non-sexual romantic stuffsounds wonderful desu
>>34109431>Most boobs in general have unappealing shapesYou are exceptionally weird.
>>34109435Why is f1 all twinks now doe
>>34109431see, you understand
>>34109439How nigga, most women have some weird sad flapjack shit going on, not pornstar melon boobs.
>>34109440Lighter weight for better lap times.
>>34109435The pilots are rich Chads.
>>34109430Half of American women have been schlicking violently to that live action hockey yaoi
F with large boobs. Most guys like big boobs in fiction. Real ones, it's a different story when the top comes off.
>>34109445>The pilotsWhat fucking country are you from
>>34109446what have I been missing out on...
Women, thoughts?https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2006339554291421672?s=20
>>34109440I like moids competing and risking severe injuries or death. It might be primitive but I like it. And I also like fast cars
>>34109448Probably a French or German speaking one.
>>34109450Hockey smut is the new meta for female gooners.
>>34109451Too lazy to screenshot them now?
>>34109450Nothing. Go watch straight porn
>>34109451She’s not wrong
>>34109451Kill yourself
>>34109447Yeah, poor you, must be so hard to have a feminine body and not be a chestlet like me
Male anons why hasnt my cute math classmate replied to my text?he said he was gonna invite me to his physics majors party
>>34109461He's a pussy like all the other fucking men these days
>have a masters degree in CS>never had a job or a gf Is it over? t. 29M
>>34109461He's too busy fucking a busty bimbo. They're probably laughing at you too
GenderHow are you feeling for the new year? How are you feeling tonight? Do you think you’ll make it to midnight?
>>34109464Why does everyone here do computer shit. It's the autism isn't it.
>>34109461You're probably the 8th girl to text the same guy.
>>34109460Aw, man, I thought we were over this petty fighting. Wait, are you a guy trying to stir shit up?
>>34109461He probably forgot.
>>34109430>Girls, what sport do you find attractive?MMA, hockey, and American football
>>34109464You are pioneering new forms of over not yet seen by man or ape.
>Woman posts something about not liking her body>Sea of yous, "actually I love small boobs" >Post something about not liking my moid body>Told to kill myselfI'm not really surprised nor angry about it at this point tbd
>>34109468i do computer shit and i dont have autism>>34109473Im going to text him again, i havnt texted him in over 2 weeks right after the final exam
>>34109470Calling her a guy just because she is flat is rude.
>>34109461Wtf is a physics majors party
>>34109479>i dont have autismHeh
>>34109477And none of them answered the small penis question.
>>34109479Just BPD.>>34109460Are you very skinny and slim in general?
Damn, this second drink got some stank on it. Apparently I'm gettin lit.
>>34109477Turn your body into a dad bod. Walk in place fast and or walk fast during a 30 minute walk.
>>34109481Basically they sit around quietly playing board games and having awkward conversations occasionally
>>34109451It's not about how the person meant it, it's about how you took it. Giving the person who caused me grief the benefit of the doubt does nothing to console or validate me, meaning me telling you un the first place was pointless.
>>34109467FFeeling good. Starting with a lot of free time. This is the year I’ll find a bf
Is there any way to get a gf if you're bad at conversating?
>>34109467>Gender>How are you feeling for the new year? Meh. >How are you feeling tonight? Do you think you’ll make it to midnight?I'm gonna sleep in a few hours.
too many stemcels in here
>>34109483To be fair I don't think there really is an equivalent >>34109486What
>>34109494stemcel website
>>34109490yeah, to let your gf do the talking
>>34109495You said you don't like your body
Would you rather have a president who raped 2 childrens in his life, or a president who bomb hundreeds of childrens everyday of his presidency?
>>34109492I feel you.I got my period, so I’m feeling a bit low energy, a little bit sad, but overall chill and at peace. I’m just excited for the new year to start, but I’m also trying not to fall into the pressure of having it have to be like a black and white demarcation. Since it’s a made up date and nature is still in winter mode. Even though I think as humans we need that. We need a day to be able to just put it all behind, mentally. Wishing you well anon.
>>34109487may as well be a circle of hellI bet they play hansa
>>34109499Yeah but walking fast isn't gonna fix it
yuhhhhh
>>34109430E
>>34109476At least I can neet but shit sucks, I wish I was American, Europe is gay, no jobs, nothing
>>34109500most of them manage both
autists are evil
I fucking hate singing. And the worst part is you can never change how your voice sounds. Why couldn't God have given me a single redeemable quality?
>>34109467I'm feeling suddenly like I'm going to puke from this headache.
>>34109501You seem lovely.
>>34109510women like bad boys though
>>34109511dubs
>>34109510Basically yeah
>>34109501>We need a day to be able to just put it all behindisn't that what your birthday's for?
>>34109519NTAI don't think people really use their birthday for that, unless maybe it's your 30th, 40th and so on.
>>34109467M hooking up would be nice but I’m just at my parents house.
I thought of a good idea for a How to Catch a Predator show. You get a 13 or 14 year old to pretend to be a 20-something or 30-something online. The pedo goes to meet up with them, thinking they're 26 years old or whatever... but surprise - they're 14. Off to prison for you, pedo. Thoughts?
I don't trust puck bunnies 2bh
>>34109522When I was 14 I came in my father's beer when he wasn't looking as revenge for him beating the shit out of me the night before
HE REPLIED!
>>34109522*sad yautja noises*
>>34109528Quick, go put on the Fuck Me skirt.
>>34109430NagWhat do you mean by attractive?Would watch or find their athletes bangable?
>>34109430ask when we are not past the image limit
>>34109528Stacy must have left him on read.
Women what is something other people do that you think is bad but when you do it it's ok
>>34109467MShittyIt's okay rn. Catsitting for my sister while she's on her honeymoonI guess I'll be awake but I won't be watching a ball drop if that's what you're asking
>>34109500The second.
>>34109536Respond to this question
It's 2am and somebody farther away is still setting off fireworks.
>>34109467I'm with my wife and children drinking champagne and eating frozen pizza, watching classic Simpsons and gonna watch Frozen 2 later. Life is good.
>>34109536Sexually objectify women, commit traffic violations, and make sweeping generalizations about people and large groups.
>>34109540I look down on men for being loser neets but I'm one too and it's ok because I have no potential anyway
>>34109542Based. Don't be a party pooper.
>>34109544I love Frozen 2. Wishing you the best, king.
Men who like fireworks give me the ick
>>34109544And you're on 4chan right now because
>>34109548Why the fuck would I go outside this late.
>>34109539>I like killing childrenYou sick fuck!
>>34109554Nta but if they're brown (middle East) they deserve it
>>34109535i like him, but hes no chad
If a dad says "I’ll do to you whatever you do to my daughter"Do you think he will fufill his promess and oraly pleasure me? (exuse my english is stupid)
>>34109552I like to shitpost on /tv/ while I watch the Simpsons.
GendersCould you cope with knowing/believing your partner "settled" for you? Doesnt matter what the reason. Could be financial, sexual, intellectual etc. But they definitely settled to a significant extent by marrying/committing to you.
>>34109553You can set fireworks off indoors if you're not a pussy.
>>34109557If he's a man of his word he will
>>34109555>They are brown, they deserve itNobody deserves to be brown!
>>34109557I think his definition of oral pleasure would include putting the gun in your mouth.
>>34109562Of course, the gracious president is just helping them out with that problem
>>34109561I really hope he does.
>>34109557>get her pregnant>her dad sudokus due to being unable to fulfill his promiseOUTSKILLED
Making a selection, opening credits roll
>>34109559FSorry, but my narcissism would never allow me to believe my partner "settled" for me, but I do often think how my wife could have had someone who was lower maintenance or more conventional but still chose to love me for me.
>>34109557>get my dick sucked by a beautiful woman i like>hot hung dad rails the back of my throatnice
>>34109560You are very low IQ.
>>34109579No he's right. You either live a short life or a boring one.
>>34109546>I have no potentialNot even as a partner?
>>34109560Kek, this dude smokes indoors and thinks it's the same thing.
>>34109559MI don't recognize any form of hierarchy as valid
>>34109575>Orally please the girl>he Dad is force to suck my dick
>>34109579If I were low IQ I'd have blown my toes off or burned my house down by now.
>>34109581I have way bigger problems than not having a gf. Nobody would want me anyway.
Why did females have to ruin everything?
>>34109590>gfThe OP asked women.
Goddammit you people made me want bottle rockets. >:(
>>34109593I am op, I was asked to answer the question myself, so I did
moid, i want a borzoi
>>34109595one of the most memorable and vivid experiences of my childhood involved the simultaneous ignition of ten thousand bottle rockets
>>34109600Do you know how much those fucking things cost
>>34109600A what now? Sounds like a dog breed.
>>34109603kek
>>34109600A tall... dog.
>>34109536Picking my nose and humping all the furniture
>>34109611Wife material
>>34109611At the same time?
Males, what firework are you?
>>34109602don't care now make it happen
>>34109603If it counts as a dog, fucking things look like a dog mixed with a giraffe.
>>34109612>>34109611Freaks
>>34109611You swallow?
>>34109615Sparkler.
ladies, tell me something secret about women would you
>>34109467M suicidal
Happy new years everyone! Tomorrow you become rich and famous. How much would you care about >random people on the internet hating you >old or current acquaintances or friends spreading negative info or rumors about you >fanatic stalkers
>>34109615Bottle rocket, that way some drunk retard shoves me in his ass.
>>34109619A match made in heaven truly
>>34109616Fine expect a package tomorrow. You better be grateful.
>>34109626I'd look forward to all of those. I'd be a societal menace.
>>34109467mi'm utterly, utterly infatuated with a woman who intermittently works where i work, but she hasn't been there in like a month. everything seems in suspension until i see her again. it's an unpleasant state to be in.
>>34109626MDo what all rich and famous people do and not give a shit
>>34109623Ask me anything and I'll be as honest and helpful as possible. Pinky promise.
>>34109467MMeh another year same stuff.I'm okay for now.Depends on if I can get myself to stop drinking.
>>34109632Do you actually talk to her or just look at her from a distance
>>34109626Depending on how rich I am I’d just pay everyone off to keep quiet
>>34109630yay :D
Men, do you watch sissy hypno?
>>34109637Is it true what they say?
What’s the psychology behind oneitis? I get infatuated with a single girl I’m not even dating yet, to the point every other women might as well just be a nameless bystander.I’m actually kind of worried what a relationship would be like if I actually managed to get one of these girls.
>>34109647Mental illness and social retardation
>>34109637thanks, but the whole idea of your telling me something about women entails that you're choosing what you're telling me in the first place. i don't want to impose my own curiosity about women on you too strongly. it needs to be woman's input, through and through
Why are all my friends such fake shitheads
>>34109647Desparation.
Your 2026 bf/gf is lonely on New Year's too, and can't wait to meet you next year.
>>34109652Am I just retarded or does none of this make sense to anyone else?
>>34109648nta but what kind of mental illness, do you reckon? i don't know if i'm socially retarded. people seem to like me, for some reason.
>>34109657She's probably sleeping next to her hookup now.
>>34109657No she isn’t. She has an active social life. To be fair though, I’m not lonely. It’s why I don’t get why people assume active forum users are socially handicapped or have no life. My job just has a lot of downtime and I’m addicted to online. The only time I don’t use this site is when I’m too tired from a long day.
>>34109657What makes you think I can be loved and desired
>>34109645No, i get turned on by women acting sexy and horny
>>341096572026 looking kinda dry, might need to go for 2027 instead
>>34109658i could look up specific questions about women, if questions i was already in a position to formulate were what i wanted answers to. it doesn't matter.
>>34109615Poprocks, the ones you eat and fizz on your tongue
>>34109657Lonely foids don't exist. No foid is hoping to meet her next bf when she steps outside, the way Men hope to meet a gf.
>>34109646>Is it true what they say?Probably. What do they say?>>34109652But I don't know what others don't know. It's not like I have a big book of all the secrets women keep from men. But if there's something you don't know or are curious about, I will do my best to give a woman's candid perspective.
>>34109528cute cute cute
>>34109657Lonely girls aren't real, they can always get hookups or boyfriends or girlfriends or just male friends
I wanna end it in 2026 but what if my favourite artists drop new stuff and I miss out on that
>>34109657instead, i hope my ex feels lonely
>>34109669>It's not like I have a big book of all the secrets women keep from men.maybe someone should compile one
>>34109662I'm romantically lonelyI'm not socially lonely
>>34109673>my favourite artistsWho?
>>34109673porn?
>>34109677nta but Lysander MUST die.
>>34109678>>34109677Emiru
I only look forward to fucking new escorts
2026 will be the yearThe Winds of Winter will come out.I'll get a girlfriend AND finish my PhD.
>>34109677Queens of the stone age, arctic monkeys, king gizzard, royal blood, tigercub, a bunch of artists, some I'm more hyped about than others>>34109678No
Should I try to rekindle with my old friends groups (2-5 years of separation) that I rejected due to being broke and drug addicted , or should I start a clean slate and try to make new friends?
>>34109680ngl I need to see Emiru die to Teron Gorefiend on TBC Hardcore
My biggest fantasy is to marry a Latina and start calling her latinx in bed after we're engaged so she just has to deal with it. That's the only reason to keep living
>>34109686I dont know what any of those words mean
the final /atoga/...
>>34109686>>34109688Lmao
>>34109687She has to be pale.
>>34109689Let's go back to >>>/soc/
>>34109695She also has to be extremely prideful
My cat is snuggling next to me and thats all that matters.
>>34109701Proof?
>>34109701A cat is fine too.
>>34109695A thousand Snow White Goth Latinas on an open field, Ned...
>>34109701Shoutout cats! But, Nothing funnier than animal/pet fags who have to cope because they suck at human relationships (not saying that’s you). I worked at a dog shelter and 75% of the people working there were so misanthropic you’d wonder why they didn’t commit suicide yet.
>>34109701post kot
>>34109667>a male knows what those are:)
The behaviors that men criticize women for are far more common and realistic. Meanwhile women are like "OMG ALL MEN ARE MURDERERS HURR DURR!"
>>34109706Well dog people are just worse generally.
>>34109709I'm gonna criticize your ass with my monster penis
Women, At the party im at, i asked guys how they feel about stay at home husbands. Lots of us said wed be very happy. What do you think? You vome back tired from your corporate jobs which you needed a masters for, beated, drained. I made dinner, cleaned, and offer a massage. I pick up the kids and take care of everything in the background. Even the trad guys i mever excpeted would say yes... Said yes. Ur thoughts?
>>34109709Women do get murdered by men a lot
Total Recall sucks ass, the internet lied to me.
>>34109712You're gay and drunk as well
If I haven't found something I'm good at yet does that mean I'm not good at anything
>>34109714Your dumb ass probably watched the 2012 version.
>>34109713They actually don't, you fucking idiot. Murder itself is very rare and when it does happen it's three times more likely that the victim was a man.
>>34109712That sounds nice.*laying down in pain, head hurt*
>>34109722They do though
i developed a cuck fetish and im not proud of it, how was your year /atoga/
*lights a very large firework, unaware that my leg is tangled up to with a rope attached to the rocket*
>>34109725Ragebait
>>34109731Replies with a strawman and wants to be taken serious, walk into traffic incel-kun
>>34109722When a woman is murdered, what is the likelihood of the killer being a man?
>>34109513Aw, thank you so much.
>>34109722It's crazy that these men getting murdered don't do something to stop them getting murdered.
>>34109700So you'll end up marrying a racist fake goth Latina
>>34109739If only, I'll probably have to settle for a boring white bread girl
I wish I was pretty so I could live on easy mode like men claim all women to do.
>>34109739>racist fake goth LatinaYes please.
Should I but Helldivers 2 or Dwarf Fortress?
Murder is cool and based actually
>>34109734What strawman? The only thing you've ever fucking hear from women is that men are murderers and rapists. Men criticize women for hypergamy, divorce rape, double standards, and other shit that is actually common. Women live in a delusional fantasy land where men are murdering people left and right, which unless you live in Africa is not the case.
>>34109743isn't dwarf fortress free
>>34109743Helldivers 2, my boy.
>>34109745Holy seethe
>>34109736When a person is murdered, what is the likelihood of the victim being a man?
>>34109744Only when women do it. Male murder was cool for a while but it's played out desu.
>>34109745You are extremely low intelligence. So I don't think you could ever understand anything. But you should google what an strawman is retard-kun
>>34109715And youre giganiga? Im getting drunk.. dont worry>>34109715Oh im sorry darling. May i massage your head and brush your hair
>>34109744*bangbangbang*FBI-chan would like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
>>34109746Not the Steam version. I tried the free version once and gave up because I couldn't figure out how to do anything.
>>34109740Good job>>34109742Yikes
>>34109751Nah it's cool when men do it too. It's fun to watch men stab of beat each other to death or shoot each other
how many books did you read this year?
>>34109657Yeah, but they’re not texting me back.And neither is the other guy because I was leading him on bc I had already started talking to my “future bf”Sigh, being alone is safer, honestly.
>>34109756What makes you think adding a GUI will be enough to make you understand it?
>>34109736Murderers could be 100% men and then you triple the rate of murder and it would still be less than 1% of men who are murderers. You foids are so fucking stupid it hurts.
>>34109754>And youre giganiga?Yeah nigga. Now come over here and tell me your problems
>>3410976052 books consumed.52 movies consumed.1 video game consumed.Hopefully in 2026 I'll do the opposite and spend all my time playing video games.
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>>34109756I was thinking of cdda who has a shitty steam version. Never played helldivers but it looks kinda based
>>34109766Now that, that is gay. Take 10 steps away from my but crack
>>34109762nta but the reason we have GUIs in the first place is because they're usually easier to understand.
>>34109712Nope, sorry. I much prefer domestic chores to corporate work…
>>34109770Since when is it gay to confide in other men
>>34109760I forgot to count.
>>341097608 maybe. I am not sure.
>>34109767did you only read novelizations of movies, or only watch movies based on novels?
>>341097604-do androids dream of electrical sheep?-A scanner darkly-vampire hunter D tale of a dead town-parasite eve
>>34109777well ballpark it my man
>>34109779Only 4 of the books and 4 of the movies lined up this year- read all six Earthsea books (fun) and watched the Studio Ghibli Earthsea movie (rubbish)- read Sense & Sensibility and watched Pride & Prejudice- read Wuthering Heights and watched Abismos de Pasion- read Encyclopedia Brown and His Best Cases Ever and watched The Kid Detective
>>34109709I just don’t know what women or friends want me to do when they tell me male crime statistics or say “when will men stop” or anything similar. I don’t know. I don’t even interact with much men. Do they just want me to go “yea, men bad, I agree”?
>>34109802I liked the Studio Ghibli Earthsea books. What I didn't like was the whitewashed SyFy miniseries from back in the day. Literally every character in that story was a person of color, why did they make everyone fucking blonde?
>>34109657I choose to believe this.
ANYONE ELSE SCARED RN?
