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I'm looking for a viable way of secretly masturbating in public, I'm talking the whole process all the way until orgasm. But I don't want to make a mess in my pants. I'm a male, and I have a 7.5 inch penis while erect. I understand simply rubbing through my pants would help a lot whilst sitting down but what about the making a mess part? Should I tie a sock around the penal glands that shall catch my flowing semen? Please clarify.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Are you a fucking idiot? Are you aware there could be children near you. Oh my fucking God. Do it in a fucking bathroom at least. Just do it in a fucking bathroom. Jesus fucking Christ.
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remote control vibrating rudeboy and just wear two pairs of underwear. that will easily soak up what dribbles out. maximum mobility preserved, you're not vulnerable, and you aren't suspicious or committing to some sort of obvious giveaway
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Anon, he's gonna be in the sex offender's list. I don't support your decision. It was one thing for us to do this with pirated movies and marijuana, but this is just a bit too far.
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Wat
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>>34106947
Do it when driving.
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>I'm looking for a viable way of secretly masturbating in public
why



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