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Need me a blonde gf
Hi atoga, I love you. I know you hate me but I will always be here to help> Remember, if you're a loser your options are increasingly sparse and you will become isolated leading to delusion, misery, and failure. So let's all take care of each other, mmkay?
I wish a woman would strangle me right now
WomenIf incels don't interact with women anyways why do they make you seethe so much?
What's something that's super popular with people but you just don't understand the apeal.
>>34126036baggy clothesclubssteaks
>>34126030Fuck you, don't be nice to me!
>>34126036social status signifiers and obsessive social signaling/climbing
>>34126036Alcohol and drinking culture as a whole.
>>34126036sports, drugs, small talk, smart phones
Sex on the missionary position with flat girls
>>34126036what this woman is got on her >>34126040
>>34126036Goth girls unironically.
>>34126039I'm sorry. ; . ;
>>34126036MLabubusBrands with massive marketing budgetsStarbucksAppleThese backpacks with a Fox
>>34126036Crypto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqkatoga give me some music to listen to
>>34126046
>>34126047You're still doing it!
>>34126053Counting Crows - Mr. Jones
>>34126055Kill yourself
>>34126058No I won't I'll stay alive miserably
>>34126036F. Step-sibling porn.
this year I will get my shit together!
>>34126062God damn it. Go fuck yourself then, rot here I guess. From now on you're dead to me
Asian women. I want to love you. Let me love you.
I love flat women
>>34126036F James Bond movies.
>>34126065No you won't because you're still here.
>>34126036F WWE
>>34126044>>34126069Stop fetishizing my flatness. Love me for what I offer, not what I lack.
>>34126035>If incels don't interact with women anyways why do they make you seethe so much?It's probably the whole incitement-to-mass-murder and advocacy-for-state-controlled-sexual-slavery aspects.
>>34126066I liked it better when you were nice can we rewind please
>>34126036>What's something that's super popular with people but you just don't understand the apeal.M. Sydney Sweeney.
>>34126036M Dancing
>>34126076My initial response would be to say no you lost your chance and that my kindness is fleeting but i dont have the energy fpr that and will probs sleep soon. Just do what you need to do, follow your gut, and dont cause unnecessary suffering that brings you nothing anon, I believe in you
yo banana boy
even mentioning the word flat, no matter the context summons JH like bloody Mary
>>34126087No, that's horsedick.
>>34126082Thank youGoodnight sleep well
>>34126087meh, what does she even have to say really besides a fuck you and a couple of dry boring sentences.
men, why don't you learn how to split an apple cleanly down the middle using just your hands?
>>34126094Rude. Just because you only notice specific things I post doesn't mean that's all I post.
foids are you capable of loving a man who's language sounds likehttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSpcRUmkZ1W/
Femanons, do you really have a worse opinion of a man who works in the military or law enforcement?
>>34126090not reallyany mention of flat girls summons you into the thread and makes you start replying like a very flat moth to a flame
>>34126100yeah, actually men speaking slavic languages turns me on the most of all languages men can speaktalk dirty to me in old church slavonic
>>34126103Not particularly. It funnels perception of rhet guy into very narrow stereotypes unless he otherwise expresses himself as different, though.>>34126104I'm not even THAT flat. There are straight up washboard chests ITT.
Call me misogynistic but I always feel hella emasculated when I visit a recruitment agency for a job and there's only women working who treat you like a literal child. One of them went even "We found a possible job, YAY!" in her emails to me.I can't live like this. Why is society so emasculating in general?
>>34126099ego tied up in it? For the most part you're a low effort masturbation aid and thats the truth.
>>34126036I have never seen a real, functional friendship between a man and a woman. Sometimes you have a situation like you talk about, where your buddy has a gf, and you sort of hang around with her a lot, and you're sort of friends, but just because she's your buddy's gf.Every time I've seen a man and a woman be "friends" directly it's because one of them is into the other, and the feelings are not reciprocated. Sometimes it's a homely chick that's friendzoned by the dude, but 9/10 it's some beta simp hanging around a woman he's in love with being her "friend" hoping she'll settle for him one happy day. Which never happens of course.100% of man woman friendships are like this according to my observation. There's always a one-sided romantic/sexual interest going on.
>>34126103no, thats hotthe fuck are you talking about?
>>34126106>There are straight up washboard chests ITT.not the flatfoid racism you're the most insecure one about it
>>34126108that does sound like an extremely cringe humiliation ritual moment
>>34126110How old are you and the friendships you're judging?
>>34126109That low effort part was particularly uncalled for.
>>34126110I have a guy friend but we've known each othersince grade school.
>>34126114I'm not super insecure about my tits, I just hold bustiness against titcows. There's a difference.
>>34126108That's just some women in general desu.
pro dating tip for foids: take a guy swimming for the first date
>>34126119serious case of titenvy
>>34126108To be fair they probably have to be positive especially considering the job
>>34126119>I just hold bustiness against titcows.nta And that's not insecure?
>>34126122M why is that a tip
men which one of these hurts the most? https://youtube.com/shorts/heyzLFhUttM
>>34126125>>34126127It's complicated. Trying to narrow down my feelings and motivations into memes and labels isn't productive.
>>34126122Fuck no. I don't want to make a guy too horny on a first date. It taints our initial understanding of each other.
>>34126131never experienced thisI just pay one of my friends who's a computer nerd to build it for meI dont have time to fuck with wires
>>34126128I'm glad you asked a) the depth of the water is clearly labeled, so you will easily be able to tell if he lied about his height b) when he gets out of the water, the fabric will cling to his body and you can tell whats going on down there without having to escalate to seeing him naked first
>>34126134>richpeoplelaugh.mp4
>>34126135Okay a is understandable but do you think the flaccid size means anything?
>>34126132you areJ E A L O U Sof giant tits, thats all there is to ityou carry trauma since puberty when you saw your peers grow giant delicious tits that swing and bounce around when they walk and your mosquito bites never grew into even a handful
>>34126137yes
>>34126074fine! what do you have to offer?
>>34126132It should be. The fact that you think trying to identify stuff is just memes and labels is telling.
>>34126133>too horny??? Are you implying that someone would get hard over your chopped body?
>>34126140Well you're wrong
>>34126136eh, I can risk wasting hundreds of dollars on burning shit by fucking with it myself or I toss the dude a 50 and I get a complete setup that I know will work.He does the same shit with me when he needs something machined, printed or weldedone hand washes the other, and all that
>>34126011What to say when your crush get insecure in front of the mirror, (seeing her stretch marks on her abdo when she lifted her arms up and her shirt lifted a bit). And seeming to think she is ugly and her face isn't normal. She isn't ugly and has a nice faceWhat's the best way to do it without being too much or a simp or without getting friendzoned
>>34126104She's pretending to be outraged for the (You)s simps give her. If you want to trigger her, bring up her late uncle lol
>>34126138I'll kill you.>>34126141Emotional and domestic support, engagement in your hobbies and some of my own to share, a deep interest in developing mutual friendships and family connections, a really big butt, etc.
>>34126145the chances of him having a tiny flaccid dick but a huge hard one are much smaller than him having a big flaccid dick and a decent sized hard one
>>34126108I love it, I also talk this way with my friendies and girlies <3
Women, how often do you actually see a flaccid dick?
>>34126146>machined what now?
>>34126142Tit envy is a meme. It's not as simple as "omg I wish I had her boobs". It goes way deeper than that.>>34126144What does chopped even mean. But yes, dressing down and getting wet will make things weird for everyone involved if we're trying to get closer without much of a foundation.
>>34126151you have no idea how the male body works lol
>>34126153maybe three times a year
>>34126150impressive, very nicebut what about her tits?
>>34126153Pretty rarely now that I don't work in patient care. Pretty much exclusively when my bf is changing or sleeping around me.
I only feel like a normal person when I am drinking heavily
>>34126125too big. ridiculous, bovine
>>34126151Again you're wrong. It has no bearing on the erect size they can grow huge from small ones. And you're just potentially humiliating a guy you may like for no reason.
>>34126156yes I do, stop trying to cope by telling yourself you're just a grower
>>34126154CNC (not the fetish)
>>34126158Uggo. But that shouldn't be the only thing you care about.
>>34126153almost every day
>>34126162not taking any chances
>>34126155>But yes, dressing down and getting wet will make things weird for everyone involved if we're trying to get closer without much of a foundation.You're really strange if you think there's something sexual in a pool. How do you even go to beaches or mixed gender saunas lol.
>>34126164aha, yes
>>34126169nta but those places aren't the least bit sexual to you? The thought of the other sex being a little more naked isn't arousing?
>>34126166how does that work out?
>>34126169It's weird to see a guy I'm actively evaluating my feelings for half naked. If that means I'm retarded, then I'm retarded.
>>34126172No, I'm over 20 and sexhaver.
>>34126174i live with him? lmao?
>>34126181is he an exhibitionist or something? has he no modesty?
>>34126182its normal for people who love each other to be naked around each other for no ulterior motivation. Begone, soul sucker.
I don't get the bad guys meme. All my female friends are looking for some dumb ass a brick fuckboy that treats them like shit. Look, I get it's not sexy if somebody is clingy and has no spine, but why do women tend to flock to the type of guy that is full of shit? My ex gf was mistreated by her former partner yet she was always defending him and bitched about it when I said he sounds like an immature asshole. Maybe my female contacts tend to be insane, but I've noticed this way too often lately.
>>34126187>asshole thinks he is one of the nice guys many such cases
>>34126190I'm a nice guy stupid bitch kys
>>34126186the issue isn't motivation, but modesty. you can be modest without an ulterior motive too. you have an obligation to put on your best face with your spouse. who deserves it more?
>>34126192classic nice guy moment
>>34126193NTA, but enjoying having your bf comfortable enough to have his cock out sometimes is a positive aspect of a relationship. Don't make it into a moral thing.
>>34126196yes, god forbid morality enter into the matter of relationships. enjoy your polycule, freak
>>34126190Honestly, I think I'm neither nice or bad, boring would fit. But you haven't answered my question.
It grows, I promise! Up to six inches! It's just cold!
>>34126187It's height and looks. Female creatures make up excuses for the men they like and allow them to get away with everything. Females have smaller brains, so they're not very good at judging characters. There's a reason the father used to pick the right man for his daughter for hundreds of years./thread
>>34126193lemme guess you've never had a relationship and are having trouble obtaining one?It's ok if you're schizoid or something. I mean this genuinely but you need to realize and accept that most people don't work this way.If you've built up baseline trust to the point where you are living together, it is normal to view your partner naked outside of a sexual context. It is ridiculous that i have to explain this.
>>34126198there's no question worth answering in your reductive, ignorant, projecting incel-colored post
>>34126197>anon completely derails and shows he's just looking to be vitriolic and lash out at anybodyExpected, but still sad.
>>34126187People overlook a lot when you're hot it's shit but it just is. And a lot of men do it with like all women too.
>>34126187Women like hot jestermaxxed guys
>>34126202I fucking hate women so much. I can't even enjoy them being tortured because of how much they piss me offBeing attractive is literally a fucking superpower.
>>34126212No, just hot guys, period
>>34126193Wtf is wrong with you
oh god, chadsexuals in the chat
>>34126203i'm willing to accept that i may be wrong about this. are you willing to accept the same? historically men were not slinging their dicks around naked second they got home from work.
I don't need or care about moids
>>34126218Hey
>>34126215anon has a small penis and tries to twist his discomfort with being naked around his hypothetical future girlfriend as moral superiority to cope
>>34126135Cold flaccid dick isn't a very good indicator. And I would have to go swimming. This is a terrible plan.
>>34126223better indicator than none at all
>>34126220Hi
>>34126217Historically their kids would have all been in the same room so that was a little impracticalYou're insane.
>>34126227How you doing
>>34126217Sure, I am willing to accept that, but my personal experience so far says otherwise. I am genuinely willing to concede pending compelling evidence and I do believe it may be something that works better for you personally than for me>slinging their dicks around naked second they got home from workAnd that is not what happens. Typically we have sex, fall asleep naked, chill around naked for a bit in the morning
>>34126229Great
I don’t want sex I want love
Is it common for women to be so ignorant about penises
>>34126225Not really? It doesn't tell me it's hard size, or curve. It's basically useless information. Like "oh good he, has one".
>>34126187STOP APPROACHING WOMEN. STOP USING ONLINE APPS. STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTION.Stop Asking Women On Dates, stop texting them thinking you are interesting because you are not. The reason you are getting ghosted is because you text and try to be funny, try to make her laugh or sound interesting. If you do manage to go to the next step and are actually meeting up and then get ghosted, stop taking women on dates. That stuff doesn't work anymore in the current year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyEdsrfTd6Q Most importantly stop approaching women, at least for a while. They are already seething and this will only get worse and worse as they get less and less attention from men.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>34126236yeah, you do thatmore for me
>>34126233Me too, anon. It makes me feel less lonely to come here and see that other people are also like that.
>>34126235which can be valuable information, he could be related to hitler and only have one ball
>>34126235This.
i tried mixing whiskey with dr pepper but it still tastes bad
>>34126231>Typically we have sex, fall asleep naked, chill around naked for a bit in the morningthat sounds like hell
>>34126243Who cares about the balls? Other men, not me lol.
>>34126234not believing that your micro penis grows into a huge cock is not ignorance, it's being realistic
>>34126249Really? Why? I'm curious about your perspective.I'm not judging at all by asking this:Have you had a relationship before? Do you find these things difficult?
>>34126250just say you have dysgenic genitals
>>34126036Stranger Things and Avatar>>34126098Cuz I can use knife>>34126108Skill issue desu, I miss my mommy work coach at the job centreI need to call back another recruiter but cba
>>34126251>A micropenis in adults is equal to when the erected penis is shorter than 7 cm (2.7 inches)See the definition of that even proves you wrong. Mine grows to 16cm.
>>34126248Should've mixed with coca cola broI'm just having cider and mini buzzball rn
>>34126253being that comfortable with someone, that open with them. it's like prostitution of the soul. i couldn't bear it. of course i haven't had a relationship, lol.
>>34126254How can they be dysgenic if I have no intention of using them for reproductive purposes?
>>34126105where are you from then?whats old church slavonic?
>>34126261thank you for your public service >>34126256see how you keep coping
>>34126263Coping with what?
>>34126258Interesting. My hunch from a layman's perspective is szpd. Of course take that with a grain of salt.Do you generally keep to your self? Do you have motivation to keep and maintain relationships in general?Regardless, it's not "normal" but there's nothing wrong with it per se, you will just have to look for rarer types of women
>>34126262Language used in orthodox liturgies in all slavic countries.
>>34126263Js a lack of ball(s) isn't an issue if his hormones aren't fucked up or are being handled by meds. Men like looking at them and talking about them more than we do.
>>34126266thats not very specific, there's tons of different languages
Sexhaver foids, Do you ever think about the fact that the dick you're sucking has probably been in another girl's asshole? How much would that bother you
>>34126271It doesn't bother me at all, since I know he washes his dick and he has no STI's.
>>34126270What the fuck did you want me to say? Cite you an entire wikipedia article? Brainlet
>>34126271Considering the amount of skin cells that come off me every time I shower? Doesn't bother me.
>>34126265i don't think it's a personality disorder, i just think i lost the ability to identify with myself in any sort of social scenario some time ago. every time i open my mouth i feel like i'm being untrue to myself. i don't know how you can have a relationship with that coming between you and another person.
>>34126271Nope. My bf was a virgin but I think about how he has talked to and flirted with other women and it makes me infuriated. I keep it inside. no, I was not a virgin and I am aware it is retarded.
>>34126262it's the earliest written slavic language, which wasn't actually spoken but used in writing religious texts and liturgicallyit was written down by some byzantine missionaries that wanted to christianize the slavic speaking regions it evolved into church slavonic, which is still used in orthodox liturgy which is exactly why it would be hot to use it for dirty talk, very blasphemous
>>34126272So you know for a fact it's been there?Idk, question was more about sentimental value i guess, since that all happened many showers ago usually
>>34126273chillwhy are you getting upset
>>34126272>>34126274He was doing things he's doing with you with other women and probably being intimate and affectionate and loving them. how do you feel about that?
>>34126276Always nice to come across a self aware woman once in a leap year
>>34126266why do you reply for me and on top of that have the audacity to be wrong go to the shame corner
Do you like a lot of cum?
>>34126280World is entirely material for majority of people here. In their heads, question basically boiled down to whether there is any ass smell and residue from another woman and thats where it ends.
>>34126280I'm in my 30s. Something would be wrong with him if he hadn't.
>>34126282Where am i wrong
>>34126275Fuck, I'm sorry for being so weird to you then. I don't have specific advice but don't view yourself as lesser and take it little by little. You don't seem weird or malicious all things considered so I think you have a good shot.
>>34126290you explained what church slavonic is, but I was talking about old church slavonic now shut up christcuck
>>34126288That's a very narrow view
>>34126278Yes. My bf has a long sexual history, and he had been very honest about it. >>34126280This >>34126288. What matters is the fact he doesn't have physical or emotional baggage from his past relationships, and that he's committed to the success of our relationship.
>>34126283Not particularly.
>>34126297Give me a scenario where a man makes it to his 30s without ever having a relationship before and he makes a good relationship partner.
>>34126053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5rNtxZdww8trust me
>>34126241>more for meYou're on 4chan with the rest of us. Nobody believes your BBC larp lil bro
>>34126282>>34126277>>34126296>which is exactly why it would be hot to use it for dirty talk, very blasphemousIt's the only language residing purely in religious texts, untouched by common languages containing vulgarities. First of all, good luck finding anyone who speaks that language, second of all, good luck finding actual words and phrases for dirty talk. Demonized slut. What do you believe in? Let's hear it
>>34126302There's no point you're too closed minded and not even capable of conceiving
>>34126293i don't think you were being weird to me. if anything, i was being weird to you. i could obviously expound on the topic a lot more than i have but i don't want to use you as my therapist or anything.
>>34126306>good luck finding anyone who speaks that languagewe could learn it together as a bonding date idea >good luck finding actual words and phrases for dirty talktell me you have no creativity without telling me >What do you believe in?in pissing off religionfags
>>34126307What I'm hearing is "I can't"
>>34126281>entitlement, selfishness and delusional double standards construe for self awareness in malesThis explains a lot
>>34126044I like doggy >>34126100Yes>>34126125I love Sydney >>34126153I like getting my bf hard>>34126271It’s fine >>34126283Yes
>>34126302So because a person had problems they literally just can't be good and put a good effort in? That's terrible to think
>>34126310>tell me you have no creativity without telling meYou can pretend you're speaking it, but you won't >in pissing off religionfagsSo you dont wanna answer because you know you're just a retard being swept by the waves. You sound like some based waffen ss agnostic twitter slut posting thirst traps. Good luck being a brainlet with no rock to stand on. Hey at least you are smug about it.
If your single old man neighbor dies and you notice before anyone else, do you think it's morally wrong to take a bunch of his stuff such as tools and ladders, etc?
>>34126321Seems like youre looking for advice
>>34126321Yes.
>>34126187>mother Teresa syndrome>oh you fucked that bad boy, you bad girl>roller coaster emotional relationship, this excites womenas soon as you unsterstand how woman brain works, you'll start to NOT giving a shit,then rare nice girls appear
>>34126318I am in my 30s. I have done my service being a man's first girlfriend. That chapter is over. A man who has had issues to the point that he's gone over a decade without ever having a relationship is not someone I'm interested in trying to date. He had time to practice he either chose not to or couldn't because of some fault. I should be sympathetic to that as another human being but I am NOT obligated to give them a chance romantically.
>>34126321>notice before anyone elseAre you looting a house with a decaying corpse in it? That's the only way nobody else knows he's dead.
>>34126318If it's for religious reasons then sure, but even in those cases, people usually get married in their early 20s. She is right that a man in his 30s with 0 experience is pretty much a lost cause. But not like he ever had a chance to be a good partner if girls rejected him in his prime years and now he is too old anyway.
>>34126328>>34126330Why are you so cruel and heartless?
>>34126328One more reason to avoid blown out hags, as if another was needed
>>34126332>Setting reasonable boundaries for yourself is cruelPrime example of why I can't be dating a newbie any more.
God I hate fucking Christmas. My mindset is that if something I own occupies physical space then I either need to be actively using it or it should have potential future use, otherwise I don't fucking want it. I hate just having all these gifts that I don't want just sitting there taking up space and now I have to bear guilt for either throwing them away or giving them away. Fuck Christmas.
>>34126063they literally just take this shit on to the most vanilla porn ever to make it "kinkier". I don't think it's even a real genre.
>>34126187All men are bad. You sound like an enormous shithead. I've exclusively dated spineless clingy manlets and all of them have been been abusive cunts, only it's worse with them since they're sleazy and manipulative and calculating about it instead of pulling the Confident Male move of saying "anal sex or i'm out" right after introducing himself
>>34126098I have zero care for such a thing. If it interests you, why don't you learn how?
>>34126063Same. I only watch the most authentic looking incest stuff.
women, do you find it cool when a guitar gives lots of feedback and gets all shrieky and atonal? (i can give examples)
i want to try more drugs, ,men ehat do you recommend?>>34126336Can you tell people that you prefer money or practical things like food or supplies? Communicate.
>>34126336I feel you I put several gifts I received directly into a donation bag. I have way too much shit. I'm okay with the books and the craft supplies but how the fuck do I keep accumulating all this other shit?
>>34126335Saying guys are a lost cause and can't be any good for the rest of their lives if they haven't had a relationship is cruel and if you really think like that I hope you learn to be more compassionate
>>34126319the codex zographensis is a translation of starting from matthew 3:11 and ending with john, in which one of the main aspects is baptism, which is PERFECT for dirty talk>"I will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire" as he cums inside me sounds good to me listen, I understand that it's very important for you to feel like you are a superior being for succumbing to some sand nigghu narrative but this whole slave morality is simply not for me
>>34126187I've watched women I care about shack up with the most deranged specimens imaginable. I can't believe the copes people come up with anymore.
I had whiskey, about 25mg of thc anf soe shrooms but this is baby shit
>>34126339I already know how, but I heard it might impress the hoes
>>34126347>uses a 70iq pagay talking pointDidnt expect anything more challenging
>>34126343yeah, it can be nice what examples do you have in mind?
>>34126234I bet you know very little about the female reproductive system.
>>34126337The laziness really does add that extra layer of grossness to it.>>34126341Don't start.
30 minutes into the work day and I'm already thinking about killing myself.
>>34126343I love things like noise music or shoegaze and noisepopI think it sounds aawesome.Recently started electric guiyar and thats what i want to amake
>>34126344>men ehat do you recommend?Therapy>>34126336Christmas is over g>>34126349At the same time? Damn
>>34126352I am too stunned to speak in presence of your absolutely ground shattering arguments against my talking points I will never recover from this and I will have to reconsider my whole stance on monotheistic religions
>>34126348Lowlifes and the mentally ill overwhelmingly shack up and socialize with their own. If you know those types of women and view them as normal people you are in that demographic as well.
>>34126344>Can you tell people that you prefer money or practical things like food or supplies? Communicate.I tell every single person I know that I don't want anything, and they still get me things. I get that they are trying to be nice but I am autistically anti-clutter and minimalist to the point it does the opposite of making me grateful.
You working hard or hardly working?
>>34126361These ARE normal women, raised with loving families. What you are saying literally is cope.
>>34126346I am more comfortable with a random stranger thinking I'm cruel than doing something I know is a bad idea. Why doesn't he date a 30 something year old woman who's also never had a relationship or has less experience. I am not a good fit for a man in his 30s who hasn't had a relationship. The cruel thing would be to agree to try and date one when I still feel this way. Stop taking this personally and think about it objectively. Commensurate experience levels are more likely to lead to success. Plus, the man has to have a higher body count than me or he's going to be insecure. I'd love for that to not be true but it's simply not worth taking the gamble any more based on experience. It bothers literally all of them.
>>34126358Shoegaze has to be the dumbest name for a musical genre.
>>34126363I'm counting sheep brains and listening to some 2010's pop. So a little of both?
>>34126359i lov3 you guys so much literally crying right now/ youve been so mean but i cnt hep but love all of you i was made for lovwreject evil
>>34126354i was listening to this track https://youtu.be/5j1Icb1iuMA?t=181. i'm not even sure if guys find this kind of stuff cool anymore.
>>34126073A foid wouldn't get it
>>34126357What's your jobbyGanbatte anon hang in there>>34126363A mix of both Mike>>34126371Sending luv
>>34126370NtaWhat are the brains for?
>>34126372ok no, this just gives me a headache, sorry
>>34126363Absolutely gutted that I have to go back to work today. Why can't I just get paid to exist?
>>34126378Education via dissection. They're ethically sourced, at least.
>>34126371
>>34126336Same
>>34126368well it was originally coined by detractors of the genre so blsme themMy heart belonfs to noisepophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXvL0CWyBo&list=RDBkXvL0CWyBo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYaWxpYWQgbXkgZGVhZCBnaXJsZnJpZW5koAcB
>>34126053Have some grooves I recorded yesterday <3 https://voca.ro/1lzetwZEJS4B
>>34126379i could listen to that all day. it must be a guy thing.
>>34126386maybe
Not long ago, our middlebrow status quo ritual sufficed
I never spoke to anyone at school or university; being in public caused uncontrollable fear and nerves. The more I learned about the black pill and others like me with physical differences, the more uncomfortable I became, though even now it all seems somehow irrational... I don't communicate with anyone now, never had any friends or acquaintances. I'm 21, is it all over?
>>34126389>I'm 21, is it all over?You are a babby, you can make cool friends at any age, trust
>>34126381Oh that's like the least weird option. I've done that. Are you a teacher or are you just packaging them or something? No judgment anon you didn't off the sheep personally.
>>34126392I work at a college, but I don't teach. Just a lab tech for life sciences. We're in between semesters, so I'm doing some inventorying of dissection specimens. Brains, hearts, eyes, whole pigs, pigeons, rats, frogs, dogfish, etc. Been dealing with a lot of dead things today.
>>34126373nta F I think i get it a little. WWE is a little like soap opera for guys, right?
>>34126388what a shame
>>34126053Also I'm listening to this banger rn https://youtu.be/IRXAUlcBgIk
>>34126393nta Biology class or a med thing?
>>34126393>dogfishI didn't know this was an option. I'm feeling a little jipped by my fetal pig now.Neat. I bet that smells terrible. But as far as jobs go that doesn't sound too bad, good for you.
I've been up on amphetamines sweating like a goddamn pig. I smell like fucking cheese and vinegar. I want to shove a femanon's face into my sweaty crotch and make her gasp for air.
>>34126393How often do you get high off fumes?
>>34126404Have a fap and a cold shower and a glass of coca cola bro>>34126393Knew you was a witch doktor all along jkk <3
>>34126396how can a 'concept of self' be more central than a sense of self? or a sense of preference, for that matter?
>>34126385Bangers. Keep on keeping on. You sound like you were born with talent.
>>34126404kys
>>34126363its difficult, because i actually kind of lost the motivation for my job
>>34126389No you are genuinely so young. You just need to be in a situation where you are forced to get along woth and communicate with others for survival
>>34126400Anatomy and Physiology. They don't get cadavers for undergrad stuff.>>34126402>>34126405I think the dogfish is for Ecology specifically, which is more of a niche class compared to A&P.And honestly they started using way less irritating chemicals for preservation, so it doesn't smell too bad or make me light headed anymore. Or maybe I'm desensitized.>>34126408Scooping the eyeballs out of the pail dowst sort of feel witch-y.
>>34126410Lol cheers anon <3 >born with talentDef not, just years of practice lol
>>34126411Slurp on my nutsack, bitch.
>>34126103Yeah.
Ngl but the 2026 new years fire work show was breathtakingly beautiful. So lit. I am still in awe.
>>34126391>>34126415They've all known each other since middle school and have been friends. The boys and girls somehow form bonds among their peers, then love and so on. I won't be part of this because of my nervousness and the fact that people elevate physical qualities to absolutes. I began to hate this kind of society even before I learned about the black pill, and further understanding only made my view of it worse. I'm below average in everything on the black pill, only once did a girl smile at me on the bus and once was a passerby sarcastically and snidely calling me handsome (this never happened at school).
Daddy's low inhib as fuck and not in the mood so just try me kitten and see what happens.
>>34126409I guess it's debatable wether it is or not but in this pic the idea is that the concept of self is the organizing core structure from which everything else flows the sense of self is seen as a feeling that's generated, interpreted and filtered through the concept of self the concept of self would be relatively stable, the sense of self depends largely on context and can change rapidly at least thats my understanding of what was meant by that hierarchy
>>34126428Forget school anon, you can make friends as an adult, a lot of people are chill and don't care about any of that shit
>>34126418can you critique?
>>34126435Not really lol I like all music desu, even pop stuff
>>34126394nta, yes but also have you noticed how men will get hype for another man doing something physically impressive, even if they don't know him? it's partly that, and also it simulates combat and has that "Oooo" factor
men what are you most grateful for going into 2026?
>>34126153I want to see it everyday by sleeping nude with him. But none rn.
>>34126442damn...now the fatty is here....
>>34126159your bf is gay
>>34126441That I own firearms and can decide to just bow out if the time comes.
>>34126441I'm grateful for the impoverished chinese kids that make my sex dolls.
I FUCKED UPPPP
>>34126199(Pretending you're him)*mwah*
>>34126446Definitely. I'll call him a homo next time he's pounding me into a crater in the bed.
mentell me about your eyecontactship
>>34126029I like this kind of top that looks like heavy-duty boob carrying equipment
>>34126454>eyecontactshipI'm not in high school anymore
>>34126454Girl at the gym who is so fit and sexy and clearly wnat me but im too shy to do anything about it
>>34126103>jobs famous for mental instability and easy access to gunsYeah that's scary
>Liver King bars are 42 dollars for a 12 packWhy the fuck is it so expensive? I could just get Snickers for much less.
>>34126454It's complicated uwu>>34126441Food and central heating and f a m
>>34126459you sure? tell me about your penisinvaginaship then
>>34126454i really hate looking people in the eyes. it's way too intimate. i also feel the way i look at people is way too intense and judgmental. i find it difficult to pay attention when i'm trying to keep a neutral face on.
>>34126462>scam artist is running a scam
>>34126344>i want to try more drugs, ,men ehat do you recommend?This is something that is going to depend strongly on your individual brain chemistry. Personally I really like 2c-b and shrooms, and acid is okay. DMT is interestingly weird, but doesn't last long enough. MDMA makes me feel amazing while I'm on it, but the after-effects are brutal, so I don't take it any more. I've never liked weed. GBL/GHB is too similar to alcohol to be interesting. Alcohol itself gives me splitting hangovers. Nicotine just makes me feel stressed. I keep meaning to try ketamine, but I'm not actually very optimistic about it.
>>34126454>tell me about your eyecontactshipI'm diagnosed ASD, so obviously not that great.
>>34126431This is laughable. Where do adults make friends? Especially if they are already highly unlikely to frequent public places or are a social introvert?
>>34126461I've yet to see a woman talk about "emotional availability" in any other context than how much he is willing to validate her emotions.
How are flat women and busty women even members of the same species? Am I really supposed to treat them as equals?
>>34126474Idk I met my witch friend at pub
>>34126476I think that's because you hear the phrase and immediately assume the worst.
My guardian spirit places messages for me to see and hear whenever the demons are trying to weaken me. I am divinely protected. Are you, /atoga/?
>>34126439Being impressed by a specific action only gives you the ability to dissect and absorb that information to be reworked by your own mental processing system and exhuded in your own unique way. I feel this is even stronger when the individual behind the work is anon. A better compatibility or chemistry... wouldn't you say?
>>34126470He's the real deal. He wrestled with Mark Coleman.
>>34126477Titties aren't everything. I flame titcows here, but I know at the end of the day that we're all just working with what God gave us.
>>34126435On a chill vibe rn https://voca.ro/1b3NRr389UPSI mostly make stuff like this though kek https://voca.ro/1ftEKZkmA41kI don't actually know anything about music Gtg D: post moar tunes for later tho <3>>34126480Mine went AWOL>>34126477Flat is justice though
>>34126480yes, from people like you
>>34126483>flameAncient One spotted.
>>34126477How are micropenis men and macropenis men even members of the same species? Am I really supposed to treat them as equals?
>>34126480Yeah, but I don't think trying to find signs is very wise.
>>34126483Tits aren't from God. They're from Satan. They have the power to tempt men (and some women) into committing wicked deeds.
Are there any accutane anons in the thread?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34126488How would you know?
>>34126479It's the frequency of the use of the phrase and the type of women who use it. I wouldn't have to assume the worst otherwise.
>>34126494*juice box emoji*
>>34126471Thanks. Ever tried meth? I liked that one bbut I wasnt as hyperactive as I was expecting. It was mainly clarity of thought/activites being enjoyable/music being literally magic. >but the after-effects are brutalwhat happens?
>>34126491Neither Heaven nor Hell make me want to motorboat boobs, that's just years of pent of bisexuality trying to make up for lost time.
men have you tried to train your brain to be able to echolocate? don't sleep on batmaxxing
>>34126491>dark lingerie visible through white shirthnnng
>>34126501what an incoherent post
>>34126505only to the mentally impaired
>>34126503so stupid
>>34126506im thinking from a context perspective. don't take it personally, bitch
>>34126509I would never take anything coming from you personal, peasant
>>34126492Try natural remedies, if you havn't already. Limit high-sugar, high-glycemic foods (white bread, soda) and potentially dairy; increase whole foods, fruits, veggies, and Omega-3s. Zinc and green tea.
>>34126491So treacherous >:3
>>34126507correct, giga milkers make me stupid
>>34126480Hail Satan!
Now that the holidays are officially over, is it safe to text my ex to try to get her back
>>34126511>get rid of dairy>get omega 3sterrible advice, and sugar is not the problem with acne
>>34126517How long ago did you break up?
>>34126103The police one.
>>34126510weak attempt to assert dominance, you're just an average foid. Bet you still even earn a wage for a living
>>34126517sounds like a splendid idea
>>34126517Why do you wanna get her back? Who broke up with who?
*sending bad vibes*
>>34126511I have already. Leave me alone
>>34126526Im so lucky my guardian angel protects me!
Should I doordash burger king?
>>34126522>implying I have to work to earn a living noobian misinterpretation
>>34126529BK is fucking awful.
>>34126526
>>34126492I tried the european version of it and it made me so thirsty, skin dry all over. Wouldn't reccomend. Bunch of doctors told me it was shit.
>>34126532what do you recommend then?I want slop
>>34126536TACO BELL
>>34126536Wendy's
>>34126529Get the SpongeBob meal
Women staying in bed all day, just rubbing their bare legs together to spite all the moids who will never touch them
Would you have your girliepops tickle me while you jerk me until I cum?
>>34126541my legs are so smooth>>34126480when I'm off my meds and schizo I start talking about being divinely inspired and get really fucking weird thoughts
>>34126538Whendeez nuts land on your chin?
>>34126535But did it clear your skin? How long did you take it for?
>>34126542You wouldn't know what to do with yourself.
>>34126548It did for a while but now I have some acne again. Cant remember how long I took it for.
>>34126526I threw away all my bad vibes. I only own good, functional vibrators now.
I've come to realize that most women don't actually like men with high body counts. Why did you guys lie to me?
>>34126555You have a high body count? What a slut
>>34126555you fell for incel propaganda, deserved
>>34126500I wish bi women didn't existNow I have to be on guard around everyone, not just men
>>34126541>>34126543women, do you judge me for listening to ASMR of girls rubbing their thighs? it's such a soothing sound, like waves on a beach
>>34126560You have nothing to worry about from other women.Being ogled by dykes is a compliment, not a threat.>>34126564People are into that? /atoga/ continues to give me new ideas for #content.
>>34126550So you didn’t complete your full course? Why did the doctors say it was shit?
>>34126555Most women will never go double digits. She wants your number to be higher than hers so you don't get insecure and act like a bitch about it but more than double is just, no.
I must not use profanity in official communicationI must not use profanity in official communicationI must not use profanity in official communication
>>34126558Would you say that 14 is too high?
>>34126571nag but that's insaneI can't imagine most of that sex was even very good
>>34126541its not about you its about my sandpaper thighs going fwsh fwsh fwsh
>>34126574Sand my face off pls
>>34126572How is that insane? Most slayers I see are in the triple digits.
>>34126541>moids who will never touch themMy male cat gets to sleep on my chest and bare legs every day.
>>34126579That doesn't make it any less insane
I’m so exhausted
>>34126580Post kot
>>34126580You got toxoplasmosis brah
When I think about girls and their soft, smooth bodies just staying alone in their rooms, I actually get upset. They should be out in the world, finding someone to actually appreciate their bodies. What's the use in being sexy if nobody gets to lick you?
>>34126011To men and women:How to deal with being in a relationship with a spoiled woman?
Girls, is this unattractive?
>>34126560I don't do anything predatory around random men or women. I save my fantasies for home, and I don't let them affect how I treat others. Even ITT, I try not to nohomo post unless it's clear it's just for fun.
>>34126585That's cool. Here's some more shit to deal with
>>34126492You ask this every week. Just do it, it works
>>34126588>making men mad just by existingthis is nothing new>>34126593yes but it gives you the opportunity to fix it while shirtless
Gyatt damn, I just ate like a thousand calories worth of potato chips.
>>34126594You'll never burn off your pent-up homolust at that rate...
>>34126589break up?
>>34126588gatekeeping the decadence of my body makes it better
>>34126588You're disgusting
>>34126552Wasteful! It would blow your mind what you can make them do with an arduino and a motor controller
>>34126525I broke up with her. It just felt like what she said she was looking for in a guy didn't line up with me completely. But at the same time with some effort I could be like that.
>>34126588Reading this in the Looney Tunes Peter Lorre voice
>>34126075Ok but why don't you want that? A lot of women have stepfordization fetishes. Considering Islam isn't even dominant in the west, incel state control over women wouldn't even remove the right to education or lesiure.All incels ask of women is that you fuck who you are told to otherwise you'd all fuck 1 out of 3000 men as a harem. We simply cannot allow that. Why are you so against this?
>>34126612>Why are you against being forced to fuck someone you don't want to fuck
>>34126541Well what sound do your legs make males?
>>34126613Yes? What's the problem with that? You still haven't given a good reason.
>>34126588I'm going to masturbate twice as much today just to spite you.
>>34126614ShhhShhhhShhhh
>>34126396Ogres are like onions.
>>34126589Spoiled how?
>>34126616Plap
>>34126599Having a gf has been helping, at least. Idk what I'd do without her.>>34126606I don't fuck with broken toys. You never know what might happen. Had a cheap massager drip battery acid on me once.
State gender. What supplements/meds do you take?
>>34126617"I don't want to" is a good reason
>>34126627F. Caffeine pills.
>>34126625I refuse to believe /adv/ has that many well kept foids here.
>>34126555I always said that I find it pretty gross, don't blame it on me.
>>34126477You did this by breeding both.
>>34126628That's extremely childish of you, and decadent selfish petit bourgeoisie women like yourself are the reason empires crumble. Luckily what you want doesn't matter to anyone smart and soon the 19th will be repealed either way or humanity will crumble because of women reducing the world to a time where men just rape you. Maybe you don't care as you're so selfish you'll laugh at this post with "That's my daughter or grand daughters problem not mine." but if you don't care then keep your whore mouth shut while we incels work to put you women in your deserved place.
>>34126629Don't like the taste of coffee?
>>34126616
>>34126596I just have a question about eye dryness
>>34126616>tfw no kitten's corduroys
>>34126633It's really sad that you repeatedly come here and type out this weird fantasy instead of like, actually improving your life.
>>34126630Most of them came here during Covid and left again when things opened up
>>34126477You didn't do so well in biology, did you?
>>34126627FIron and vitamin D and magnesium
>>34126627F, 1000 IU of Vitamin D because I'm a pale freak who never goes outside
>>34126634I also drink coffee in the morning.
>>34126630what about them is well kept? it just looks like a bunch of normal girls to me? i'm a bit gross but i look more or less the same, even with my belly pooch i can suck it in and look flat.
what does this mean :U
>>34126627M, nothing normally but today I'm sick so acetaminophen and pseudoephedrine, probably some gauifenesin later
>>34126639Women personally refuse to let me improve my life, it's impossible for men to improve anything about their lives until we remove womens rights.
>>34126633>soon the 19th will be repealedthe 19th what?
>>34126627F. Folic acid and vitamin D.
Women, what size are big boobs to you?
>>34126647yapping
>>34126627FJust an inhaler>>34126630What do you mean by well kept other than "not fat"?>>34126649Excuses excuses. Victim complex. You suck because you suck it ain't my fault.
>>34126645Are you closer to the sticc girl, or the chubby titcow?
>>34126644...Why do you need pills AND coffee? Can't you just drink more coffee?
>>34126654If we're talking general cup sizes, D. But obvs it depends on the individual if you mean relatively big for the person.
>>34126477I really like girls with small breasts, flat chests. Cow tits look absolutely awful.
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate.
>>34126658I can't keep coffee in my purse, and it'd be way too much sugar throughout the day.
>>34126654my personal breaking point is when you lay facedown in bed, and more boob than stomach touches the bed
>>3412665219th amendment and its equivalents in western nations. >>34126656It literally is your fault because there's nothing to improve towards. Women are gradually making it clear they will never willfully cooperate with any society equally on any basis with men only that which benefits their carnal desires, therefore there's no point in being a field slave for women who won't ever see me as anything more. My life will not improve until womens lose their rights.
>>34126661This nigga gets no huzz lmfaohttps://youtu.be/fu5AWnTp1Oo
>>34126011Anyone else feel they become more stupid and hateful the more they use 4chan? Like I took a break from it and I felt happier and enjoyed things a hell of a lot more. But now I started using it regularly I feel my braincells committing suicide (especially on the times I quickly browse /pol/).
>>34126648>pseudoephedrine, probably some gauifenesinAre these real things?
>>34126657im not answering that when you say it in a mean way dude wtfthis is why i don't post pictures here you guys aren't even nice to the girls who do
>>34126654Like G's.
>>34126654Depends on the band size. DDs are big on a 30 band but pretty normal looking on a 36. And I don't exactly go around asking other women what size bra they're wearing. If it's bigger than mine idk what size it is.
>>34126653>folic acidPregnant?
>>34126670sorry it wasn't meant to be mean, just trying to describe them since there's no namesI think they're all cute in different ways
>>34126669Not him, but yes? First one’s a bronchodilator, second one is a decongestant
>>34126654Big = string bikinis become risky
>>34126671>tittymonster sets the big boob bar so highColor me surprised.
>>34126661You are a homosexual
>>34126630None of them post here anymore, so I guess technically we don't.
>>34126666>Man blames women for shortcomings as an excuse to not tryAt least be original.>>34126668100% I only come here when I'm not doing well to begin with and it always just makes it worse, but I keep doing it lol.>>34126677String bikinis are risky for me and I only have D cups! They're floppy.
Boobs :)
>>34126656I mean putting some effort into how they dress/fitness, etc.Actually, have we ever had guys camwhore here?
>>34126680how could you possibly know if they're posting or not? it's an anonymous board?
>>34126669NTA but yeah. The first one is a decongestant, which relieves from symptoms such as a stuffy nose. The 2nd is an expectorant, so it makes the lung gunk softer and easier to cough up. They're both very common over the counter actives for colds. You can find pseudoephedrine in benadryl/allergy pills and gauifenesin in mucinex/cough pills.
>>34126683Oh honey you think that's effort? That's so sad.
>>34126680NTA, but I miss some of them. I've always thought /soc/ crossposting was dumb, but they were actually pretty nice and helpful.
>>34126674you need to watch less porn....
>>34126654I would say anything G+. I'm a G. It's big but it's not abnormally big.
>>34126681Yeah I have D's too, I was trying to express that size is more about how different clothes function than any specific bra sizeButton-up tops don't work either, heh
>>34126681>At least be original.The reason it isn't original is because more and more men are waking up, womens time is going to be up soon because every time we let you have rights you instantly degenerate and prove time and time again you are nothing more than animals.>100% I only come here when I'm not doing well to begin with and it always just makes it worse, but I keep doing it lol.Get off the website then retard. I come on here because to see with my own eyes how many men are waking up to womens bullshit it keeps me happy. I won't be able to enjoy the fruits of this movement yet but I will ensure no future men ever have to endure your bullshit ever again.
>>34126654It depends on the frame of the woman and the way the breasts are shaped, on some women D look normal on others they look huge.
>>34126684Because they no longer post pics.
>>34126690>>34126691>it's titcow hours
My sexual market value score just went up this month :3
>>34126691Dude yes why can't they just put more buttons and a button right at the peak of the boobs it's such a simple solution but they refuse to make them like that
>>34126560lol i want a bisexual gf so fucking bad, i want her to admire boobs and butts with me
>>34126454I look people in their eyes when I speak with them and make occasional breaks wherever it feels natural
>>34126670How was that mean? You sound sensitive lol
>>34126678Well I am average at D, so you said big boobs to me. That's be G.I see that letter on a bra and I think "That's a hat".
>foid laments how she'll never be loved on /atoga/ while she has an army of simps all over hercrazy thing to witness
>>34126678You think Gs are big? Depending on the rest of the body of course, that's not really that big. Js or something would be big.
>>34126693I genuinely hope this is a larp, it's honestly so hard to tell which insanity is for fun and which these idiots believe with their whole chest. My guess is it's a fetish thing?>Get offWasn't talking to you there
>>34126704being called a cow has been an insult for like over a century in multiple languages. idk what to tell you
>>34126669Yes, brand names Tylenol, Sudafed, and Mucinex>>34126686This guy has it right on the classes/mechanisms
>>34126542only if you agree to be strapped to a chair while i force you to frot another man for female attention until ones of you cums, the slowest of which gets to fuck the girl while the other guy watches
>>34126680>>34126688I still post daily, I just don't risk getting banned for selfposting anymore.
>>34126704>titcow isn't an insultBruh
>>34126683>Actually, have we ever had guys camwhore here?Just hands/arms to my knowledge.
>>34126710nta but titcow is a term of endearment now, and now hag has become a word for sexy older women
>>34126678>>34126705Seems like women rarely consider themselves "big", it's just "me" and "bigger than me"
>>34126720again. you need to watch less porn.
4plebs would be down right when I want to use it huh
>>34126708nta that's like saying that 8 inch cocks arent that big and only 9 inches are big
>>34126687I'm a guy. Effort for me is matching socks. :)
Reminder that feminists get their arguments from gooning to true crime documentaries
>>34126720"why don't I have a gf" final boss
>>34126722>again>ntaplease stop pointing the finger at porn for everything that upsets you
>>34126705I think your tits are bigger than average, and that they don't serve as a good point to base an average on even if they're nice.
>>34126720Nta but if you call me a hag I'm automatically going to hate you.The women you would call that are too old to be familiar with the slang, it's a bad idea. And no titcow isn't a term of endearment. Maybe you see it as positive but >>34126722 is right.
>>34126708Yes, G's are objectively big if we're talking total size of a cup. Even relative to body size, we're purely talking titty fat.
>>34126729>ur incel!!!!I'm simply relaying the slang to newfaggots here>>34126733Wondering if some of the femanons are legitimately autistic here? We're not talking about language we use in real conversation here.
>>34126713You guys and your generic drugs...
>>34126727You are angry at them because your sexuality is vanilla and you're a beta male.
>>34126721I've known my tits were big since I was 12.
>>34126654It’s AA..
Titcows seem so miserable, women with big asses are way more chill.
>>34126709>Wasn't talking to you thereYeah well lie I said, if you're such a selfish childish little fuc then stay that way but stay out of mens discussions while we work to fix the world from womens damages. No one is forcing you to be here. >My guess is it's a fetish thing?Hardly.The basic idea of forcing women to marry men they don't want because they naturally are such hard wired chimps they don't want them is the kindest offer women can get. Nothing to do with it being a fetish, I'm aware it's as unloving and unsexual as it gets for both sides, but love as a notion was never going to survive anyway.My alternate solutions to the woman question? Far worse and far more fetishistic.1. Women get their eyes stabbed out at birth blinding them for life. This will force them to reflect upon men based on their personalities and what they think they are rather than their cranial structure. For good measure too, we will also remove their ability to smell. 2. This is still comparatively merciful to the final solution to the woman problem:We will cripple them at birth with an incision to the back of the spine, and keep them hooked up to a feeding tube that will help them grow into adequate living sex dolls for men of which one will be provided to each man.You will never see, never hear, not even taste, your first sensation ever will be a dick in your pussy at age 20 having been sold off to a man you will never know.Still think you're too good to be forced to marry who you don't want at gun point?
>>34126720MGo call your mom a "hag" right now and then discover why it's wrong to tell other people what words mean
>>34126715I'm always afraid to ask someone who they are, so I'll just assume you're someone I've been missing and say hi.
>>34126736>We're not talking about language we use in real conversation hereYou would be shocked what some men will put in an Instagram comment. If I have to see it it counts. Keep that shit in the boys group chat and I don't want to fucking know about it.
>>34126724nta Bro, G is quite common. Especially with fatass Americans.
>>34126740Actually I'm angry because they accuse me of being a rapist murderer
>>34126730i said again because it's the second time i have said it, not because i'm repeating it to you. please stop being all condescending as if you're smart, it's not working.
>>34126743So that's why brazilian women are top tier..
>>34126743As a flattie with a big ass, I don't think that's true. I think people have different personalities regardless of their fat distribution.
Do women buy sexy clothes that they're unsure about ever wearing?
>>34126036MSex. I had it three times in my life. Masturbation with my sex toys feels better.
>>34126736i have been called a titcow in real life. i have big boobs but don't dehumanize me about it.
>>34126735Just... just let me have this, ok...
So stressed out lol no wonder my body is shutting down
>>34126744"Blah blah I hate women because I hate myself and think I would fail if I tried at anything." Boring.
>>34126753Is this JH again? Of course you don't think that's true.
>>34126759did someone say... stressed out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZe_pV2rXuk
Where do you find women who are not neurotic and self centred?
>>34126754Rarely. I have a little black dress that I've yet to wear but a magazine told me I should have a little black dress.
>>34126629based. they are very underrated pills. So is nicotine gum>tfw no caffeinepilled wife
>>34126754No, who has the money for that?
>>34126750Possibly. I don't bother caring what those bitches say though. How do you know what they think? Do you actually listen to them?
>>34126751>comes to 4chud to get offendedleddit might be more up your speed
>>34126758It's okay to be a tittymonster. As long as you don't use your tits for evil, I'll still respect you.
>>34126744Incels are so pathetic they fantasize about other men maiming women.
>>34126765Find one that isn't depressed?
>>34126746she would definitely laugh at that
>>34126761>YOU NEED TO TRY TO GET WOMEN!!! YOU NEED TO CENTER YOUR LIFE AROUND THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU!!!This IFDF propaganda never works to anyone who isn't twelve. I'm about to finish losing 10 pounds soon and keeping on more muscle, wouldn't matter, women are all whores who only care about your genes and your cranial bone mass. I'm not going to center my life around women because I know that nothing I do will make them like me, which is why me and men as a monolith need to revoke womens rights. Why do you keep repeating yourself and force me to repeat myself? No wonder the discussion is boring, you're making it boring.Another problem made by women for themselves and they refuse to take accountability!
>>34126765Pretty much everywhere. Be social, anon.
>>34126771no, i come here to chat with people and shitpost lolyou really overestimate how much emotional investment i have in this conversation
>>34126754yeah, I have a bunch of those
>>34126773You mean like women do?
>>34126501>echolocateMmm chocolate>>34126517Brev you gotta move on>>34126526*Parrying them*>>34126529Get Wendy's>>34126580Lucky cunt
>>34126627MA few vitamin supplements to make up for stuff my diet is low in. And fiber gummies to help me reach men's ridiculously high daily fiber needs. A high number of men don't meet their recommended fiber intake, but I'm sure not one of 'em!
>>34126762Am I not allowed to have an opinion now?>>34126767I stopped buying gum in general, I used to chew too much. And thank God I quit smoking so long ago, zero need for nicotine.
>>34126731You really think we have more flatties and the average is lower? I just look at data points.
>>34126780No. Back to the shadows, incel
>>34126753>>34126743I think the issue is that beauty standards change every 5-10 years and women are affected differently depending on what years their bodytype is in and out of the beauty meta. e.g. a girl hitting puberty and developing the 'ideal body' at the time is gonna have different body image issues than the girl who hits puberty and finds herself turning into "the wrong kind" of woman.
>>34126776"Try" can also mean "create some life goals that don't revolve around pussy dummy" to someone who's ready to hear that but I feel like this is going to go right over your head.
>>34126772lmao how do you use boobs for evil
>>34126786As the shadows will.
>>34126746Keep the same energy when females say "moid" or "incel". You're a sad, pathetic simp.
>>34126585What's on your mind anon <3SameIf I have to restart the boiler one more time I'm gonna lose my shit>>34126598Tfw 5pm and not eatenSounds yummy tho>>34126627M, I'm supposed to take an antipsychotic, mood stabiliser, antidepressant and stim but I don't>>34126647The laser collection 5
>>34126785Maybe I'm looking at this wrong. I'm thinking less about what's considered average and more what's objectively a thick tit. I guess big vs small will always be a matter of relativity, so maybe I'm stupid. Any excuse to talk tits, though.
>>34126787NtaTrue enough, but there is always a consistent desired body type and that is hourglass.
>>34126792go call a random black person a nigger and then when they get mad tell them it's a term of endearment :^)
>>34126787women struggle with individuality, they're forever at the whims of other people's opinions of themthese beauty standards are literally made up marketing, the idea that there's only one mould of what you should look like that changes every decade has no basis in reality
>>34126474You are right. I'm 28 and a hikki on passive income. No friends, khhv, nothing magically hasn't appeared in my life, and I think never will, so all of it is a cope. If you have nothing at 21, you won't get anything later. Just moneymaxx at this point. I suggest crypto.
The two things preventing me from starting a relationship with a man are the ideas that 1.) I am "withholding" sex as an abuse tactic in the event that my drive is just low and 2.) I am "using him for money" in the event I don't make rent that month or whatever.Why are these ideas so pervasive among men and how do I avoid those men? I'd rather not go against my nature and have sex I don't want. And I certainly don't want to be accused of golddigging when I have my own job.
>>34126786>Nuh uhMaster debating skills from a woman.>>34126788Nigger you can't even read my statement which says exactly that. You must be one of the brown femanons on top of being a woman if you're this retarded. My point is none of it makes a difference, men realized everything and anything worth working in and towards has nothing to do with women, the only thing that will change women is revoking their rights and forcing them to behave.
>>34126772What's your definition of evil? Because I have used them to get out of a few speeding tickets.
>>34126790Using your endowment compared to others as a way to put them down. Dealt with that a fair bit, even ITT.
>>34126782exhibanon genuinely talks like a lobotomite with williams syndrome
>>34126795NtaThat is demonstrably not true. Pear was in for a looooong time.
>>34126802That's entitlement, but not evil. Just cry and say you're going to piss yourself if you don't get off the highway like the rest of us.
>>34126799it's not worth it, just stay away
>>34126800There was no debate, dummy. We are making fun of pathetic incels. l
>>34126804nta but I've seen you crashing out on and tearing into girls mentioning their boob size for absolutely no reason other than jealousy too many times itt for this to be a valid argument
>>34126805why the animosity lol
>>34126800Of course I didn't read it, it's a waste of time. So go do that and stop complaining.
>>34126812>We are making fun of pathetic incels. lNice seethe typing style retard.So you're throwing a tantrum.
>>34126809nta so, wait... I'm allowed to use my boobs to get out of parking tickets? I get a pass on that?
>>34126797>these beauty standards are literally made up marketingOr they're made by one person trying to build themselves up e.g. Kim Kardashian. But even at Kim's height there were people who thought sticks like Taylor Swift were pretty.Because the truth is guys might have a type, but they still wouldn't call it "settling" if they end up with a pretty girl of another body type. I think more women need to know that because I made a girl system crash when she asked me for my type, I said "Long, curly or wavy hair, and above average height" and she shot back "Then why do you like my 5'1", short-straight-haired asian friend?" in total confusion.
>>34126063I feel like incest porn is meant for people who jack off a lot and want the "feeling" of a taboo without any actual new content. So they throw in a corny line about how they grew up together and the parents are married then continue with normal sex.
>>34126805He's a jobless KHHV at 30, his soul has been dead for a long time.
>>34126807It’s true. Pear was popular for a long time, but not as much as hourglass. That goes for every decade. Cmon sisters, back me up lol
>>34126816>So go do that and stop complaining.I do every day I can still invest my free time into advocating for the removal of womens rights for the overall betterment of the world. You're such a selfish child you don't even have such an excuse and admitted coming on here makes you feel bad.Don't worry your mid little femoid head and get off the website.
>>34126627MFluexotine and DLPA. The latter because someone told me it helps a little while I'm waiting to start ADHD meds and it seems to at the very least work as a placebo.
The only good women in /atoga/ are all blatinx. any other good femposter shows up once in a blue moon.
I feel like my rose tinted view of the world is slipping away. People really do not like me they’re getting meaner to me at work
>>34126810I'm leaning toward this but I'll probably need a roommate the rest of my life if I don't have a husband.Literally fuck the stupid boomer ass economy. I think they do it on purpose so women have to marry retards who get mad at sports.
>>34126820nta the gold star in what is a beauty standard will always be a thin white woman with large boobs.
>>34126799>1.) I am "withholding" sex as an abuse tactic in the event that my drive is just low A decently emotionally mature man will understand the concept of not being in the mood>and 2.) I am "using him for money" in the event I don't make rent that month or whatever.Maybe if you aren't consistently making enough to cover your rent you shouldn't be dating anyway?
>>34126829just get a female roommate
>>34126818Phone typing slightly out of shape and you go into bitch-mode. Talk more about seething, incel
Femanon, do you want to be a pirate?
>>34126820Whenever you bring up the point that "men like all sorts of bodytypes in women", they tell you to get fucked lmao, I will never attempt to assuage a woman's insecurity, ever.
>>34126834yeah, sounds better than what ever the fuck this is supposed to be
>>34126834No
>>34126813Yeh, I know I can be inappropriately reactive on this subject, to say it nicely. By this metric, it could be said that I've used my flatness for evil.
>>34126235Theres no real way to tell a mans penis size before getting romantically involved. IMO penis size erect should be like a verification on dating apps, if you know its gonna be a problem in the bedroom and you drag someone into your life and get them emotionally hooked on you enough to have sex, you should not be allowed to lead them on with a really small dick.
>>34126830Historically this has never been the case. Small pert tits were the beauty standard for most of western history.
>>34126831>If I don't consistently make enough to cover rentI'm American anything could happen. I'm literally neglecting my cancer screening right now because I need money for college payments. Bad take.
>>34126839you absolutely have
>>34126819If a cop lets you get away with it, it's open season. Just know I'll call you an entitled titcow for it.
>>34126276I hope he isn't as insecure and entitled as you are.
>>34126840women should have to verifiy they have a non-ugly butthole on dating apps, no man should have to hit it from behind without knowing what he's looking at
>>34126833I'm sorry your huge ass nails got in the way of your phone posting philistine femanon. I'd be this much of an asshurt bitch with no ability to come up with rebuttals if I had to take my nails off every time I wanted to masturbate too.
>>34126747I think I might be, even if that's a little egotistic of me. Hi :)
>>34126834one of my old jobs had me dressing up as a pirate at a cute tourist trap place. had to give really bad rum to the parents and playact a treasure hunt with the kiddos. and do limbo.
>>34126842>my cancer screeninglmao i hope you don't really do these, i bet you get your yearly flu shot too
>>34126834Only if I can be a bodacious space one.
>>34126784But chewing gum and blowing big bubbles is essential to bimbomaxxing
>>34126846>penis size being compared to butthole appearanceThe men are not doing a good enough job convincing us they're not gay
All of you scored S on your mbti quiz and it shows
>>34126843I'm trying to improve. Balancing old insecurities, jealousy, sexual frustration, and perceived attacks on my femininity has been hard. Sometimes I can convince myself that it's all just shitposting and a joke until I say it out loud and realize it's being taken too far. I'll get the balance right eventually, I just hope nobody has to suffer in the meantime.
>>34126799>"withholding" sex as an abuse tactic in the event that my drive is just lowAny guy who thinks this is a neurotic asshat you should dump>I am "using him for money" in the event I don't make rent that month or whateverSame as above
>>34126855This is a fancy way of telling us you have a hairy man asshole, I guess?
>>34126799>1.) I am "withholding" sex as an abuse tactic in the event that my drive is just low and only for the purpose of making babies> 2.) I am "using him for money" in the event I don't make rent that month or whatever.youre good. dw about itanyway, lets get married?
>>34126857just stay away from the whole topic
>>34126842I'm American as well, obviously if something sudden and catastrophic were to happen to me I might be out of work for a time but barring that, I can consistently pay my rent. I also have savings so I can cover the cost of rent for a time in such a circumstance. I expect the same of someone worth commiting to in a serious relationship. My concern isn't necessarily gold digging but more so wasting my time on someone who doesn't have her shit together
>>34126850I am in remission for skin cancer
>>34126828All my colleagues are trad uncles with families. I'm an alt-looking pansexual. They always try to "teach" me how to live. And I hate it.
>>34126854I've accepted that I'll never even jokingly get there.
>>34126837Epic. Let's modify a yacht with some machines guns and canons then set sail under our jolly roger>>34126838Yer a land-lover, are ye?
>>34126849That sounds amazing and adorable lol>>34126856N-fags unite>>34126864>pansexualYou want to smash Peter Pan?
>>34126846Having an ugly butthole is an aesthetic issue. Having a small penis makes you less capable of your biological function as a man. There is no comparison to any other bodypart, sexually speaking.
>>34126861Next you'll tell me to stop responding to dick talk, too.
Is there a better feeling as a moid than splashing freezing cold water on your face after some hard graft
>>34126868>makes you less capable of your biological functionSo like beauty in women?
>>34126855I am gay, tho.
>>34126862I'm gonna be honest with you here. You either seem like you make a massive amount of money, live in a low cost of living area, or are such a meritocratous hustler that all you do is labor.I do not date the latter kind of person. I do not envy them, I do not trust them. We will never even be friends if I were to meet you in the wild. My husband will not be pozzed up the asshole by uncle Sam.
>>34126871No, not really. If an uggo bitch is ugly you can just close your eyes and sex feels the same. If a dudes dick is small, he cant fuck as well and keep his partner interested or satisfied long-term, especially if she's had better and knows what she is missing.
>>34126867>You want to smash Peter Pan?No. I'm not a pedo. Also I always hated that cartoon, it's worker propaganda: stop dreaming, grow up and work at a factory.
>>34126871nta but when men go on about how women are only useful if beautiful I laugh so hard. These men don't know they won't get young pussy after the age of 50. TICK TOCK MOID. YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
>>34126875so in womens case only fucking and impregnation matter, but in mens case they need to keep her satisfied long term?
>>34126851If you youthmaxx you may live long enough to become a space pirate one day.
>>34126868>Having a small penis makes you less capable of your biological function as a man.In most cases, it really, really doesn't.It simply prevents you from being as visibly impressive as porn stars. Boo hoo.
>>34126851>watch anime because it's about pirates in space>it's actually just a story about elaborate insurance fraud I've never been so happy to have my expectations subverted
>>34126873>expecting you to make the most of your life and succeed is "selling yourself to uncle sam" and makes you a "hustler"i hate low iq poors so fucking much it makes me sick
>>34126878MILF enjoyer here, SEETHE
>>34126802As someone with small boobs, this can really work?
>>34126881>youthmaxxHow? CRISPS?
>>34126036M, Door Dash. Just get up and get the food yourself. You end up paying double, and I hear people saying all the time that food is wrong or missing from a delivery
>>34126887NTA, it's way easier to get a cop to let you off easy by appealing to his empathy rather than his dick.
>>34126880...Yes, thats why I was referring to biological function specifically. The ability to feel pleasure in a partners room. Comparing it to beauty is stupid because you see what a woman looks like the moment you meet her. Genitals are hidden, and buttholes still dont serve a mechanical function like a penis does. Even if a girl has a gross LOOKING pussy, if all feels the same.
>>34126888>I drank my son's semen in order to look young forever.pngYou know who I'm talking about
>>34126876>it's worker propaganda: stop dreaming, grow up and work at a factoryKekI agree it's pretty capitalist/imperialist, but I think the criticism of perpetual youth and infantalism is justified>>34126889Furthermore, you might get BlueValk knocking at your door jk
>>34126888Bryan Johnson protocol
would you date a guy who eats a can of 40 pence baked beans straight out of the can
menpawg or titcow? Assume for this thought experiment that their personalities are the same.
>>34126899Yea and then I’d rub his Bellay make him fart
>>34126885This guys mad I'm working on my beautiful PhD thesis and having fun with my friends
>>34126900I prefer small tits, so I'd be more likely to go for the former.
>>34126899
Hello atoga,Enough with the incel/femcel moid/foid shit flinging. >ask the opposite gender anythingHow about you ask each other out? Heal each others' wounds. Kiss already!!!
>>34126897He doesn't even look that good. Jared Leto is the guy you should listen to.
>>34126894lol
>>34126900MOOOO
>>34126900Big tits on anime body >>>> big butt on fat body + no tits
>>34126900titcow. i am legitimately hypotized by a great rack on a lady. its insane.
>>34126900PAWG, of which non exist on this thread.
>>34126868dick size is literally peacock feathers. aesthetic only.
>>34126906Ew gross I may be an incel freak but I'd rather shoot myself than date any of the women in this thread.
>>34126907Better appearance is not inherently indicative of better health, internal organ biometrics are better for that. Also Leto uses makeup.
>>34126868>Having a small penis makes you less capable of your biological function as a manThat's only true if you have a micropenis that's so small it literally cannot be inserted into a vagina. 2" is enough to penetrate and impregnate a woman.
>>34126900I love PAWGs
I hate all of you so much.
>>34126900Mooo moo.... >>34126901Evil but based>>34126905Bro is literally me uwu(I did have a hot pot noodle bowl also tho)
>>34126924Except for me :^)
>>34126873I make a decent amount of money in a top 5 most expensive city in the US. I went to graduate school for a healthcare degree, graduated somewhat recently, been properly working in my field for about 6 months. I grew up low income, we lost our home in 2008. During undergrad I was lucky enough to get financial aid but I also worked odd jobs to make sure I always had what I need to cover my expenses so I never had to ask anyone for money. I keep my expenses low and have no debt other than student loans. My wife is the same and we enjoy our lives. You being broke is not an act of protest against the capitalist system. If anything, it's probably more due to mismanagement of the money that you are making rather than not making enough
>>34126924this place destroys any hopes i have of finding a woman with a good personality, because none of them here have anything close to that
>>34126924I hate you too bitch, idk which one of my posts triggered you but eat shit and die!
>>34126924You don't hate me like I do
women do you have tit envy?
>>34126930there are no people with good personalities on this website
>>34126934I don't think that's a comprehensive term for my feelings, but I guess so in some ways.
medium tits, big ass gf
>>34126928>I was lucky enough>I was lucky enough>I was lucky enough>I was lucky enough>I was lucky enoughIt is always luck, everything hinges on luck, luck is the biggest force multiplier when it comes to being successful
>>34126915>being able to make a girl cum from penetrative sex is "aesthetic only"micro-bro...
>>34126942While I do agree that luck is huge, I could've also just taken out loans earlier if I didn't get the financial aid in undergrad. Most people think we have more control in our lives than we actually do but we still have some control
>>34126934I want implants
>>34126942The majority of your luck comes from your actions and the minority of your luck comes from luck. I know you're a stupid nihilist and I know its a burning pain to think about how your actions might actually matter but you have to try. Please, for your sake.
>>34126897>Bryan Johnson protocolLooks interesting, ok. FUCK WOMEN. I will start immortalitymaxxing
>>34126948Move to Britain, get citizenship, apply based on mental health, millions of men will use their tax payer money to get you them because the west is a matriarchy now.
Women, important question: pink or brown?
>>34126948>>34126937is this the equivalent of a guy having a small dick or a bad hairline?
>>34126955Bad hairline, yes. Small dick is different tho, not being able to fuck is a more material issue than most other body insecurities. Most body parts dont have a physical function like that
>>34126951Cosmetic surgeries aren't free
What's with the image spam lol>>34126950>>34126897The only true earthly immortality is that of progeny and that of doing something so profound it's forever remembered by humanity
>>34126835>"men like all sorts of bodytypes in women"I honestly think this is because men have adapted to that "beggers can't be choosers" thing.
>>34126955Idk about hairline but maybe small dick
>>34126029How fucking racist of you. You just gave every girl in here the ick, btw. Incel.
>>34126958>femcels: wahhh I can't get a boyfriendOk, save up money for implants, BBL or a nosejob.>femcels: but I-Shut up and go to work.
>>34126962why do weird incels antagonize themselves for no reason? you guys think it's a fetish thing?
>>34126961>>34126957I guess not hairline because that takes you out of the genepool by default and there are men who like flat womena small dick can impregnate a womana bald man cannot
>>34126964nag but implants look worse than real small ones anyway, thats a weak cope
>>34126960Nah I disagree, the different shapes and types in the female form don't stack up in any form of linear hierarchy. Strength, height, etc, do signal superiority and fitness though, in a man.
>gf plays league>try it but its not my thing>gf finds a random guy to rank with>gf sometimes calls him, have talked to him a few times too>guy thinks he's in to her, tries to call her even when she's not playing, ofc gf tells him to fuck off>guy goes on a huge rant how he finds her attractive and that he got signs from her>gf shows me his texts as they conversate as he tries to "woo her over">guy tries to sell himself like the ideal guy>gf laughs at him and tells him she's not interested and repeatedly tells him she's with me>guy suddenly switches and tries to gaslight my gf into thinking she wanted him but that he's not interestedAs a guy, I feel bad for these kind of retards. Holy fucking shit, why do men do this? Why do they waste their fucking time locking in on a girl that they don't even know likes them back? If this retard wasn't trying to take my gf from me, I would pity this loser fuck.
>>34126965Why do 80% of women only fuck the top 20% of guys? you guys think it's a weird fetish thing?
>>34126970Why do women love MOBAs? If a guy gets a gf from a video game its always LoL. Stupid fucking sex haver normie game.
>>34126964>Shut up and go to work.no please fuck no. Get them out of the work force.
>>34126970You're with her he's alone that should make you aware
>>34126966it can get a woman pregnant yes but i was more talking about the human element of loving and living with someone longterm, in which case a guy being small is a bedroom issue that needs to be actively managed in a way other things can just sorta be handwaved.
>>34126958Excuse me sorry I was thinking of Canada not Britain and got the two confused.
>>34126966Hairline does not take you out of the gene pool lmao
>>34126968modern implants are basically indistinguishable atpwhat I never understood is how placing a giant silicone bag into your tits affects lactation
>>34126968Point is that money isn't an issue for foids. Every IT company wants to pay 100k to a foid that can send a few emails.
Hey Chat. AITA?>>34126970>>gf plays league>>try it but its not my thing>>gf finds a random guy to rank with>>gf sometimes calls him, have talked to him a few times too>>guy thinks he's in to her, tries to call her even when she's not playing, ofc gf tells him to fuck off>>guy goes on a huge rant how he finds her attractive and that he got signs from her>>gf shows me his texts as they conversate as he tries to "woo her over">>guy tries to sell himself like the ideal guy>>gf laughs at him and tells him she's not interested and repeatedly tells him she's with me>>guy suddenly switches and tries to gaslight my gf into thinking she wanted him but that he's not interested>As a guy, I feel bad for these kind of retards. Holy fucking shit, why do men do this? Why do they waste their fucking time locking in on a girl that they don't even know likes them back? If this retard wasn't trying to take my gf from me, I would pity this loser fuck.
>>34126967If adultery were illegal, 50% of men would be in jail.
you all are so retarded. getting a gf with average body or a guy with average body sizes is adequate. why are you blackpilling?
>>34126960There's just too many pretty women out there and physical attractiveness isn't the only standard of finding a woman a compatible partner. If I have to choose between a 10/10 redhead and a 8/10 brunette who's a delight to be around, I'm gonna pick the brunette.
>>34126976I mean most guys are below average anyways, thats why big dicks are such a big deal.A small dick is only a problem during sex and you can make it work. A hot guy with a small dick can get a wife no problema big dicked dude with a receeding hairline is like a ferrari with 0 petrol in it
>>34126985Because you can't get that
>>34126887I've been known to show a little cleavage and act a bit clueless. I'm not really proud of it.
>>34126983>t. league guy in the greentext
>>34126949You're right, I'm a nihilist. I never take chances on things that would actually matter. I'm just so scared of stepping on a "landmine" or getting trapped in a dead end and then that's fucking it, that's my lot on life and there's no going back and anything I try will just be spinning my wheels in mud
>>34126982>pay 100k to a foid that can send a few emails I need that job. That’s what I do for a lot of the year.
>>34126984Good. All immoral people should get the firing squad and women should be beneath men.
>>34126987>most are below averagekek
Was he in the right?
>>34126991Female or male? Male I don't give a shit you're worthless. Female I'll send you money.
>>34126978NTa but it kind of does now.
>>34126995wait till anon asks girls to suck his dick and they say they'll do it for money
>>34126995They wanted unpaid labor
>>34126964*images the money I would be able to save and cool places that could be visited if I didn't have to pay bills ever*
>>34126995Of course he's in the right. Why wouldn't he be?Literally what did he do wrong?
>>34126994I used the wrong wordMost would be inadequate or disappointing
>>34126997Uh oh, someone is a closeted gay for k-pop twinks!
>>34126991Doesn't inaction leave you trapped in a dead end anyway >>34126995No, he sounds like a dick. It's nice to help people out every now and then and why not take it as an opportunity to make a friend of a neighbor. If an old lady asked you for help reaching something in the grocery store would you demand compensation?
>>34126960Nta but nah, I've been out with various body types and I wasn't any less attracted to people based on bodyFace is another story though ngl
>>34126995long nose tribe behavior
>>34126970Somehow league of legends has cultivated the most mentally ill, brainbroken playerbase of any game and 17 years into this game's life I still don't understand how.If you fuck up in a most online games, you'll have your teammates suggesting you how to play so they can try their best to recover and win. If you fuck up in a soloq game of League, your teammates will actively start sabotaging their own team, throw up forfeit votes and tell you that you deserve to lose and should commit suicide because of 15 bad seconds in a 20 minute game.The playerbase being full of lonely guys who latch onto the first woman they find online and have the social acumen of a toddler only makes further sense in this context.
>>34126972Women love videogames too, fucking shocking am I right? Protip: if you want a bpd girlfriend, there are a lot of them playing runescape (modern version) all looking for a cute boyfriend to abuse. If you're looking to fuck lonely married women, play retail world of warcraft.
>>34127004Should have gotten her son to do it
>>34126995You're supposed to say "Only if I don't have to pay for anything I break."Then go whooops on the stairs with her $700 tv.
>>34126987"you can make it work" aka "eat my pussy for 2 hours and MAYBE I will pity you enough to let you stick it in me for a couple minutes so you can pretend to be a real man before bed"
>>34126972I know a lot of couples who met on WoW, but that's probably unc-core now
>>34126995know your worth kings
I just stress/trauma dumped on a girl I had ghosted earlier, it just happened, why am I like this
>>34126988more like you get attached to the person as a whole and not only their physical qualities
>>34127008>Women love videogames too, fucking shocking am I right?My post was about the types of video games women play, and they love MOBAs in particular. Don't be condescending.
>>34126998Prostitution is the oldest profession
>>34126995M, he's within his rights but he is a selfish dickhead for that, not everything is transactional, whatever happened to help your neighbour etc.Also sometimes it pays off, like three times I've helped women with furniture stuff and ended up in their beds kek
>>34127018and not getting that
>>34127013well yeah, still more than what a balding man can get
>>34127020then why act so bitchy if you have to pay someone for their labor?
Women, why no tits in my face?
>>34127016Because you grew up without a father in the home to teach you how to live life as a man.
>>34126995women think they are entitled to male labor, for at most, merely the distant idea of a wiff of her pussy
>>34127024You're acting like giving free labor away is a good thing
>>34127023you have drugs that can fix your hairline, nothing fixes a small, skinny cock. besides you can go bald and still look good if you're in good shape. it aint the same
>>34127026too broke and stingy
>>34127004>It's nice to help people out every now and then and why not take it as an opportunity to make a friend of a neighbor. If an old lady asked you for help reaching something in the grocery store would you demand compensation?When women have spent the past two decades saying that men are useless and not needed, why should I give a shit about being nice to them? When has a woman ever done something nice for a random man when he was the one who needed help?
>>34127026Because you're not a good pick? Women can fuck (and do) anything they want. Why would they put their tits in your face?
>>341269711 in 5 guys is fucking 80% of the female population? Wow, who's the sex man in your family?
>>34127030go somewhere else with your SPH fetish
>>34127030medicine only works up to a certain point and can have disasterous long term effects
>>34127008>looking to fuck lonely married women, play retail world of warcraftLmaoI'd argue against this but I dated a stripper who played WoW and RS
>>34127029you're the one expecting free labor from women
>>34127022what do you mean
>>34127024I agree the woman was being bitchy.
>>34127040are you black?
>>34127034>>34126971This is a misrepresentation of dating app statistics. 20% of male accounts get 80% of matches but what they forget is that a match doesn't guarantee a phone number, a phone number doesn't guarantee a date, and a date doesn't guarantee sex
>>34127021Never happened
>>34127032Man I don't give a fuck about any of that nonsense, if one of my neighbors that has done me no wrong is asking for my help with a minor task, I'll help them out. Doesn't matter male or female, young or old. It's nice to help people and ultimately what goes around comes around
>>34127031I am not stingy mkay
state genderyou can add one zero to any number in your life, which one do you chose?
>>34126971its closer top top 5% of males fuck and impregnate top 80% of women
>>34127037>but I dated a stripperHow do you deal with the fact that men are trying to take advantage of her? I'm sure the strip club owner had her on her knees once.
>>34127035its not a fetish retard im just making an argument, nice projection>>34127036okay ill admit im not versed on the side effects that well but 3 of my friends all use these drugs and all of them as far as I know are completely fine, so that fact creates a strong selection bias in my head. so thats reasonable
>>34127046M, my yearly income, can't even think of another worthwhile option
>>34127045oh yeah? when was the last time you invited a girl on vacation, all expenses paid?
>>34127046at the end of the number of years to my siblings, parents and grandparents lifes
>>34127004Yeah I"m still in a dead end but this is a pretty comfortable dead end. I live with my parents in a decent house in a good safe neighborhood. I have no financial worries. Meanwhile I hear people saying "idk how I'm gonna make rent next month" and "yeah I heard shooting down the block last night" and that's fucking terrifying to me.
>>34127047Actually it is 1% of man impregnate 99% of every women in every country
>>34126827They're racists unironically
>>34127046FPercent of clear skin
>>34127046MHealthy lifespan.
>>34127046Blood presure. Get me off this fucking rock.
>>34127008>>34127037Flashbacks to 13-year-old me trying to give married women relationship advice while we got lost in Blackrock Depths
>>34127034No, 1 guy is not fucking 80% of the female population you stupid retard.
>>34127038I was not though?
>>34127046i want to be the 10 penis guy
>>34127059lmfao, same
>>34127061It is 3 guys actually and they are all from cali
>>34127043What never happened >>34127046M, my bank balance Actually it's negative rn so noMy mom's bank balance then >>34127048She was a smart lass she could handle herself
>>34127016>I just stress/trauma dumped on a girl I had ghosted earlier, it just happened, why am I like thisBecause you indoctrinated yourself into being a loner, you rather not get hurt again. I get it but it's a different year. Unghost her and be honest, be the man you're mean to be. You have balls.
Hello my love
>>34127042>but what they forget is that a match doesn't guarantee a phone number, a phone number doesn't guarantee a date, and a date doesn't guarantee sexThat's a cute point you're trying to make but the matches is what the guys want. So if only 20% of guys are getting matches, that's what matters.
>>34127046Well I really want a bigger dick but adding a 0 in most units turns it into a freakish monster. So I guess healthy years of life I can live.
>>34127060King shit
Twitter has been so fun the past two days. Trump should topple more retard turd world politicians
So much blood in my cup
>>34127051That is too simpy for just some random girl
>>34127060Lmao holy basedReminds me of another old meme>>34127070I want matches to light this ciggie rn
>>34127069She's not gonna fuck you. Stop simping and vote right wing to finally put women in their place.
>So, girl, leave your boots by the bed, we ain't leavin' this room>'Til someone needs medical help or the magnolias bloom>It's cold in this house and I ain't goin' out to chop wood>So cover me up and know you're enough to use me for good
>>34127070>but the matches is what the guys wantWhat makes you say that? A match means nothing if it doesn't manifest into anything else. Guys aren't on tinder for a confidence boost.
>>34127074>Trump should topple more retard turd world politiciansHow many countries has he invaded in his second term? 7?
>>34127074I fucking love it when trump makes liberals seethe and actually accomplished something real world, like sicking the military on crime-loving libshits in major cities. Fucking A I love trump.
>>34127076called it mr stingy
>>34127047no, they don't. you're just too stupid to understand that study you read a headline about
>>34127079If it's cold in the house why is she taking her boots off?Unless she's going into the bed then yeah get some warm socks and a hot water bottle
>>34127078I’m talking to a man
>>34127046That is fucked up because you can't increase your dick without looking like a freak. I would def add to investements though going from 10% ish to 100% is insane
>>34127080TrvkeI don't even text my matches because most will use you for attention
>>34127080Are you too stupid to realize that a match is necessary for sex? Can you not do the logic in your head? Are you a woman by any chance?
>>34127084It is not about the money. I would do it it she was special to me
>>34127082Aren't those countries gonna be pretty destabilized though? You're just making more enemies.
>>34127086my body will give her cold heart warmth you dummy
>>34127090Who Men?
Women,170lb bf with etched abs or 180lb bf with more blurry abs
State gender.You think somebody you dated or even were in a relationship ever did porn? Or gave sexual services for benefits? Recording yourself just for yourself obviously doesn't count.
>>34127087Oh ok. You vote right wing too. Everyone is welcome.
>>34126954Brown on the outside, pink on the inside.
>>34127097>somebody you dated or even were in a relationship ever did pornI mean I know a couple of girls I went out with have OF now kek
>>34127097F. I know for a fact that a partner has sold sexually explicit photos and video.
>>34127092you would instantly be special to her if you did that because it would make her feel special
>>34127097FYes, I’ve done OF stuff with another woman
>>34127097>State gender.>You think somebody you dated or even were in a relationship ever did porn? I don't believe so>Or gave sexual services for benefits?Ironically yes I believe both did, desu men give in to their carnal desires, eh. >Recording yourself just for yourself obviously doesn't count.
>>34127060lmao same
>be in a dominant-submissive relationship with a 9/10 girl>she wants to me to be as dominant as possible, with her submissive as possible>she wants me to dress her>she wants me to pick her meals out for her>she wants me to boss her around>she wants me to bully her in public situations>she wants to be completely dependent on me>she wants me to mold her>when we have children, she wants me to be the disciplinarian, and to discipline her too>she generally wants to be subservient to me in every aspect of lifeThe problem is this:>she wants to tell our children that men are in charge and women are subservient to menThis is to explain why mommy follows and why daddy is in charge. This conflicts with my western liberal sensibilities. Thoughts on how I should approach this situation?
>>34127091>Are you too stupid to realize that a match is necessary for sexDid you speedread my first post? Go read it again, slowly >>34127042 and understand that a match only has value if it gets a reply, a phone number, and a date. Most matches don't go anywhere.
>>34127097My girlfriend does OF and has men over to film once a month or so.
>>34127106How'd that go
>>34127097MI am convinced somebody I dated ended up fucking for shelter.
>>34127093If we turn other countries into more united states then that's the opposite of destabilization. The USA is like King Midas with everything it touches.
>>34127109lol, you'll soon start to really value a woman that's her own person
I had the most vivid dream last night but I'm already starting to forget it
>>34127114Really well, made a lot of money
>>34127109Not be with a crazy woman
>>34127109MI'm into some dom stuff, but this is just being a fucking parent to another grown ass adult.
>>34127104yeah, but she also needs to be special to me. I am not just going to go on a trip with any girl
>My girlfriend does OF and has men over to film once a month or so.
>>34127046I fully accent that having a 90 inch penis means I will never be able to fuck a human woman again and I STILL take it.
>>34127116>If we turn other countries into more united statesAnon, when has this ever actually happened?
>>34127117I'm 37, and she's 27. I've dated plenty of women who were their own person. I much prefer this dynamic, actually. It's very hot.
>>34127042>20% of male accounts get 80% of matchesSource? I found a Medium article referring to an OKCupid dataset but that isn't mentioned anywhere in the data
>>34127118Write it down and start doing that every time. You'll recall them more often and they can be more vivid.
>>34127119How much? How'd you guys split it, was this a long term partnership or a one video type of deal? Whose idea was it?
>>34127122you need to spend time with a girl to find out if she can be special to you or not, spending a bit of money on someone is a great way to make them enthusiastic about spend time with you so you can get to know each other better
>>34127121She wants me to be as controlling as possible, as possessive as possible, and I'm trying to find all sorts of new ways to do that. Recently, I came up with the idea that she doesn't communicate with anyone (except her family) without my permission.
>>34127119see women will say this shit and then gaslight us into thinking women are good people.
Posted in the dead thread while having a cringe attack award
>>34127127I just took his numbers. I didn't bother looking them up.
>>34127126>hot so you've been dating for three months?
>gf cheated on me and slept with another woman>cant even tell people what happened because they find it too funny to take seriouslywhats the most humiliated you've ever been anons?
>>34127134what
>>34127126Date someone your own age old man
>>34127127No shit it's not in the data. It goes against their political narrative. You have to look at the charts yourself.
>>34127137I don't want to talk about it
>>34127138>>34127100
>>34127097Speaking of which, I sometimes search her name on porn sites.Not expecting to ever see her, but just wondering how other people with her name look like.It's kind of fucked up.
>>34126955>Is it the equivalent of [something women can't possibly experience]?I don't know, and neither do you
>>34127142what did you remember? pls share
>>34127109Unironically spank her with your sandals and or roll up a magazine and hit her with it. She'll stop behaving and acting retarded and become ashamed of the way she's acting
>>34127139>>34127126
>>34127026That would be rude of me, I respect the personal space of others
>>34127118Me too. Wish I could tell some of my dreams.
>>34126794I mean, mine felt hefty in the bath this morning. I think they could unreliably type on a keyboard by picking them up and letting them flop.
Hi I'm a woman and male attention is like crackcocaine to me!Down with the patriarchy!
>>34127057>500% clear skinERROR
Do women get hornier if they take testosterone?
>>34127137I masturbated to unconsciousness and an ambulance was called, then my dad convinced them that I tried to kill myself.
>>34127149Old men won't date their own age taking younger women while younger men are alone.
>>34127109Stop having western liberal sensibilities.
Men, what drugs is it ok to do with a moid?
>>34127152Stop making me imagine your tits in different scenarios. That's such a tittymonster thing to do.
>>34127156You need to add the twice when you are telling this sotry
>>34126834Ya
>>34127155Yes, mandated testosterone shots for all women now.
>>34127046M, the number of people who like me. That'd bring it to 30. Hopefully I'll like some of them back
>>34127146Realized they would have known how needy and obsessed I was with them while trying to appear not to
>>34127046FMy IQ, so I can instantly be smart enough to figure out how to kill myself painlessly.
>>34127110Ok you are a woman, because you can't understand logic.
>>34127159Weed and psychedelics.
>>34126856I'm infp tho.
>>34127140These are the closest I've seen and they imply the opposite of what you claimed
>>34127161The second time with the whole suicide camp shitshow was the embarrassing part, though. The first time isn't relevant.
>>34127159none you dumb cunt. Just do the world a favor and kill yourself. Society will become a better place if you kill yourself.
>>34127152You could type more accurately by squishing them between your fingers, I'm sure
called in sick for the first and second work day this yearlike a retardbecause i mentally feel like shitgreat
>>34127046F. The number of atoms in the universe. Everything can explode.
>>34127167I know a painless way to commit suicide but I'm not telling you because modern women don't deserve knowledge.
>>34127180>anon really thinks this shit isn't easy af to figure out
>I'm KHHV in my late 20s>Went to a bachata dance class>A cute girl there asked me on a date>I refused>She asked if I was already taken>I said yesAtoga, why the fuck did I refuse and lie? Why, what for? And who do I blame now?
>>34127177Mental sick days are totally a thing though.
>>34127154I would be so beautiful
there are over 10 billion boobs in this world, and I haven't licked a single onehow is this fair?
>>34127150women are too respectful
>>34127185what abour your moms?
>>34127177Sorry anon, hope you feel better. I've been feeling the same way
>>34127182lmfao holy shit
Women, how far in can you squeeze your boobs if you really try?
>>34127182Bro
>>34127183yeah but everyone else was also sickand i am pretty good with my bosscalling in sick at the start of the year makes me feel bad but still... i'm not mentally well enough to go to work
>>34126011Have any of you tried cepacol lozenges before? The dextromethorphan bupivicaine one? I tried it for the first time today and it was so fucking disgusting, a million times worse than menthol, nearly made me vomit. Does it work well, should I try again?
>>34127182what a loser, I am putting my 0 on your number of chromosomes
>>34127188thanks same to you anoni downed some pre workout and am gonna try to workoutits already 8pm so already fucking up sleepcould honestly just curl up in bed and cry
>>34127182You fucking idiot
>>34127168I am a man. I just don't know how you can't comprehend that "20% of men are matching with 80% of women on a dating app" isn't the same statement as "20% of men are fucking 80% of all women."
>>34127190I can make pretend cleavage if I hurt myself squeezing them together.
>>34127172those charts look like something you make in "makealinegraph.com".Here is one that takes 3 different apps into account:
>>34127184You already are
>>34127185>>34127190Posts like these make me want to date an asexual man.
>>34127190What do you mean how far? It takes almost no effort to make them touch, but I'm not sure how to measure squishedness
>>34127182They're gonna be mean to you but I pushed people who showed interest too, I get it.
>>34127190in? like into my ribcage? the fuck
>>34127200I’m not
>>34127201you don't like sex or don't like boobs touched?
>>34127198hurt yourself physically? or hurt yourself mentally, knowing most other women barely have to try to accomplish better results?
>>34127190Like, the depth? A few cm before I get resistance and what I assume are mammary glands.
>>34127209I don't like being molested by creeps.
>>34127208Sure
>>34127193What are those for?
>>34127210I'm upset now.
>>34127212so how does the asexual boyfriend fits in this?
>>34127201Jelly flatty?
>>34127162thats hot
>>34127172Oh really you "couldn't find any" you stupid bitch? I just typed the most simple shit in to google images and 1 millions are popping up. Just fucking kill all modern women already.
>>34127215It's okay, flat-chan. You are going to be ok
>>34127214Cough suppression and sore throat relief, bupivicaine is a numbing agent and dextromethorphan is supposed to suppress cough. Menthol is kinda also a numbing agent, it's those cough drops that make your mouth feel cold when you drink water
>>34127216He wouldn't objectify me as a sex object.
>>34126654Big means big enough to lift up and lick my own nipples. Reaching that point was life-changing.
Is accutane going to make my hair fall out?
>>34127219I made this one with claude.
>>34127221Fuck you. We're done with the tit talk today.
>>34127217No. You are mentally ill
>>34127046MFunctional threshold power. Bikes are the only thing that matters in life.
Gender:Least attractive partner possible (just shy of being undatable) BUT with perfect kink compatibility OR most attractive partner imaginable BUT most boring sex ever?
>>34127226holy fucking shit no wonder you have pimples all over your body with the amount of neurosis you have
>>34127229you just need to bury your face in a nice fat pair of mammaries and take a deep breath
>>34127225Why was it life changing? Do you regularly lick your own nipples?
>>34127226It is and more
>>34127235I will, but not because you told me to, but because I love the woman they're attached to.
>>34127223You're already a sex object because millions of women have chosen to do porn and almost all men watch porn. If you were a logical person and NOT a retard then you would hate promiscuous women for tainting the image of women :)
>>34127232give me a rich asexual guy at this point, idgaf about anything else
>>34127097F. No, I only date good boys.
>>34127223It just seems like you don't really care about sex
>>34127046Age, does anyone ITT want a 340 year old bf?
>>34127232F. My kinks include guys in masks, so it'd work out pretty well.
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>>34127206I don't know why I did that. It's not like I wasn't interested. I'm just bad at decisions, so I was overwhelmed and scared, and answering no is easier than yes, so I did this. But I didn't want to be rude and make her think that she is ugly to me, she wasn't. She's a very cute and cheerful girl in her early 20s. So I lied about my reason. But why was I built like that? I blame the anime I was raised on.
>>34127232F. Most attractive partner imaginable, I don't really care about kinks. I just want a nice dick that makes me come.
>>34127239You sound so millenial
>>34127223There's a big difference between "Damn, the woman I love has a great body" and "This walking pair of tits needs to stop complaining"
>tfw ex wanted me to fuck her with a Cuman war mask on
>>34127197The stat has always been that 80% of promiscuous women are only willing to fuck 20% of promiscuous men. I never thought that 20% of men are fucking 80% of all women. That makes no sense.
>>34127248Thats what I mean, I did the same shit for the same reasons. More than once.
>>34127233Just my face It’s not neurotic if it actually happens to people>>34127237Did it happen to you
>>34127246yes but it is wrong
>>34127236It just felt like I officially became a woman. My self-esteem issues basically vanished that day.
>>34127257Yeah, I forgot how to swim
>>34127139lol, this post. No.
The thing is I’ve already been losing hair, I’m already super dry, I'm already purging, I’m already tired and my joints already hurt. I think these pills might kill me
>>34127201Why are you bothered by the squeezing boobs in guy? He's just curious about anatomy. Reads to me in the same way as when women ask about how balls feel and such.
>>34127251Well I'm 34.
>>34127248Is this really difficult for you to figure out? You like the idea of dating, a relationship and a gf but in reality it scares the shit out of you because it would mean actually being perceived and seen by someone you want to think highly of you. To sum it up, you're too ashamed of who you are and the life you live to let anyone in.
>>34127255>I never thought that 20% of men are fucking 80% of all women. That makes no sense.then why the fuck did you butt into this conversation if you didn't post >>34126971
>>34127136>implying what's hot changes as long as you keep things fresh
>>34127262Are you going to the doctor and doing the tests that you need to? Is your liver ok?
>>34127260That’s tough
>>34127240My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34127240Millions out of billions of women doing porn is less than 1% of the population. Meanwhile almost every man watches porn. Stick to jerking off your little dick and never touch a real woman.
>>34127257I went on accutane and it dried out my eyes to the point of needing prosthetics and it also made my fingernails get so brittle they would break down to the nail bed
>>34127201Bro, it's not a fetish question or anything. I'm genuinely interested in the physical properties of a body part that I don't have. Maybe "squeeze" was the wrong word.
>>34127253Those posts clearly did not care about the person attached to the boobs they were asking about.>>34127263Men ask about boobs far more often than women ask about balls.
>>34127273>it dried out my eyes to the point of needing prostheticsProsthetic eyes?
>>34127232M, I feel like making her more attractive would be easier than getting her to try new things in the bedroom, so I'll take the ugly girl
>>34127246fixed
Women, I'm not sure how to phrase this, but are you always "aware" of your boobs? Or is it more like a "you are now breathing manually" thing where you don't really pay attention to them until they're pointed out?
>>34126011When's the last time you read a book? What book was it?
>>34127277yes, like pic rel
>>34127275You think you wouldn't sound like a creep if you asked that question irl?
>>34127276Women don't usually like balls.
>>34127282Add gender of course
>>34127281I don't pay attention to them unless they're pointed out.>>34127282I read a book yesterday, just a detective story.
>>34127281I have smol titties so I just forget they're there unless I have a super low top or it's freezing outside
>>34127110>>34127283Fucked up nails.
>>34127276>Men ask about boobs far more often than women ask about balls.Even if that's true, so what? This is the ATOGA thread, it literally exists for dumb questions. Now tell me a random fact about boobs that I don't know.
>>34127281Only if they bump into something or brush against something or whatever. But mine aren't big and I wear well-fitting tops, so there isn't much movement beyond me normally moving around.
>>34127267It's obviously implied that we're talking about men and women that are sexually active. You are a bumbling idiot for even implying anyone is talking about the human population.
>>34127281can be both but usually it's more of a "you are breathing manually now" thing
>>34127285Do... do you know what /adv/ is for?
>>34127293It proves that men are the undesirable creep gender.
>>34127291told you it also fucked up my nails
>>34127269Yea they said everything is fine. I just low iron and vitamin d
>>34127272No logic with this one. Still not gonna hate promiscuous women for doing the porn in the first place, huh? But I'm sure you blame drug addicts for the existence of drugs?
>>34127297For you to be openly creepy towards women where you can get away with it.
>>34126336My family cancelled gift exchange on Christmas in 2020 and we liked it so much that's been the policy ever since. It really is such a relief not having to think of gifts
>>34127275I try to assume good faith ITT, the whole point is to ask weird questions and get honest feedback, so I don't mind the boobie queries at all>>34127281Because of past mishaps, I'm always paranoid of a wardrobe malfunction so I'm constantly glancing down and adjusting my top, esp in summer, I probably look like a freak>>34127282F, I read "Leviathan Falls" in 2021 I believe
>>34127295I used hyperbole, but you're still retarded for thinking that's true and have provided no valid arguments that matches != fucking
>>34127299I didn't read the previous posts, that pic's nails just shocked me too much to not say anything.
>>34127046M30 inch dick
>>34127303nta Why are you even here if you're gonna be a cunt? Anon asked a simple anatomy question.
>>34127308it's just some zinc deficiency, calm down
>>34127309*cartoonish SPROING sound effect*
>>34127302Difference is they need the income to survive while you don't need porn to get off. Embarrassing that you think porn addicts are equivalent to drug addicts too.
>>34127265I'm like that but NTA. I've always been scared of showing myself or things I like.How do you stop being like that?
>>34127273Are you joking
>>34127309I could take it.
>>34127312lol you are such a fucking asshole.
tabbed out on /atoga/ while the sexual harassment training video plays muted
>>34127310You mean barely disguised fetish question
>>34127281if I'm just existing and walking around, noif I'm running, going up/down stairs, or sweating, then I become hyperaware and it's awful
>>34127314embarrassing for the female race if they need porn to survive. Can't they pick up a tool and do some fucking work?No man ever needed to do porn to survive but you just said women do.
I love my life I have the option of having kind of shitty hair and fucked up skin OR I might have clear skin, maybe, and also probably go bald. My entire face hurts
>>34127314> Embarrassing that you think porn addicts are equivalent to drug addicts too.objective brain scans have shown that drug addiction and porn addiction trigger the same areas of the brain.
>>34127190Not much >>34127281>>34127290This
Men really should just go back to playing sports or working out to fight boredom. Imagine if jimmy the bum still living with his mom would just go run or jog instead of looking at pictures of titties the moment he wakes up.
>>34127324female or male?
>>34127323Men can make a living without any skills by performing physical labor most women cannot. You are really bad at this.>>34127325Look away from the screen nigga
>>34127328Nothing I look like a Ken doll
>>34127177It's OK to take mental health days dude, better than quitting outrightI called in sick more times for mental health than times I was actually sick lol (where usually I just powered through)
>>34127315>How do you stop being like that?The only way to solve this is to basically not be yourself anymore. You'd have to become someone you're proud of, someone you'd enjoy people finding out more about, living a life you'd be enthusiastic inviting people into. Which in most cases is unfortunately not possible because it's usually an issue way too multifaceted to dig yourself out of, but it's worth a try cause you don't have much to lose. And no, no amount of "learning to not care about what others think" or "loving yourself" will help with this. There's the short cut of finding a person or a group of people that think you're absolutely awesome and over time they might be able to convince you. But I wouldn't bet on that as your main strategy because people that feel like this likely have valid reasons to feel like this. And no, people telling you that nobody is that judgy or notices those things about you won't help either if you're someone thats hyper aware of things like how social classes or human instincts work.
>>34127327I agree. Men should really take back society. If men have a monopoly on force then this whole feminism bullshit really is their fault ultimately. If 1000 men decided to band together and take over a state like the mormons did with Utah, then it would happen. Modern men are a disgrace to humanity.
>>34127294even if they bump something, it's more just checking to make sure your clothes are still sitting right, more than "oh no! my boob!" right?
>>34127316I wish
>>34127182Just tell her that you panicked but that actually you think she's cool and would be up for a dateI doubt she'll mind if she was the one who asked you out Else get em next timeIktf I also had a girl hit on me from salsa class but then I just stopped going
>>34127325Adding on to this, pretty much ALL addiction does this.
>>34127329>Men can make a living without any skills by performing physical labor most women cannotAnd yet they want perfect equality under the government. Curious. Thanks for admitting that women are fundamentally unequal to men.
>>34127265It's not that. I'm not a good person, but I'm not ashamed of who I am entirely. I am working on some of my qualities. It's more about a general fear of intimacy and the cost of a relationship. Because, frankly, I'm KHHV and don't know how much it would drain me, while I'm already at my bottom. It's unknown and honestly scary territory for me. But I also want to at least try, which is why I went there in the first place, and I also love to dance and wanted to learn a new one.>>34127282Yesterday. Marvel's Spider-Man: Hostile Takeover.
>>34127329>Look away from the screen niggathrow the drugs away, nigga.
>>34127338This retard doesn't know the difference between equity and equality.
>>34127327>>34127333Agriculture was a mistake. Men were happier hunting for food every day.
>>34127282M, like actually finished a novel? A few months ago, The Killing Doll by Ruth Rendell, I related to the femcel protagonist lol
>>34127331i guess :/there've been a lot of sick days last year thoughthroughout the team
>>34127339>you avoid intimacy because you're afraid of being seen >no it's not that>I'm not a good person anon pls anyways, the fact a relationship feels like it would drain you rn is more than enough to fully explain this behavior
>>34127335So you lost an eye
>>34127347yes, it also gave me very painful hemorrhoids because the dryness gave me bad constipation
>>34127342explain it to me. Lets pull this apart and see if women wanting equity makes any sense at all.
>>34127340The physiological consequences of drug abuse are far greater than porn addiction, but go ahead and keep victimizing yourself.
>>34127334It's like bumping any other part of my body.
>>34127283So you're blind?
>>34127349You are blind
>>34127353>>34127355you can still see with one eye anons, your vision is just reduced
Maybe I shouldn’t take accutane
>>34127046Eggs
<<<<<making him wear a pickelhaube and riding it
>>34127357it was a joke dumb neuroticanon
Like your WHOLE eye fell out?
>>34127345Well that's not your problem anonm.. gotta look after urself
>>34127361It has a butt plug. Are you gay?
Men, would you express your gf's tonsils for stones for her?
I ate anon’s eyeball. AMA
>>34127363yeah, it was shriveled up like a raisin I ate it, it was very gummy
>>34127327Meanwhile what are women going to do?
>>34127369No that was me that ate it stop stealing valor
>>34127362It’s not funny. What is wrong with being concerned about taking actual poison like I don’t want to do this but people legitimately think I’m on crack right now
>>34127366you are so fucking nasty, I can only imagine the stench of rot and death coming from your face hole
>>34127366How the hell do I get shit for the boob squeeze question but stuff like this gets a pass?
>>34127317JH moment
>>34127282I read about 4-5 books a month, the last two I read were The Human Factor by Graham Greene and The Fifth Head of Cerberus by Gene Wolfe.
This harassment and discrimination training is so fucking tame.They ask me if it's offensive someone makes a fake Chinese accent. I know the obvious answer. But everyone here does goofy Italian and Russian accents. Is that a grey area? Do they want to take a position on that? Noooooo
What would you do, If you had a GF you loved, who had giant tits which you adored. And she got them reduced. You know she has had back problem and you want the best for her, and you don’t want to be a piece of shit because you love her, but you’re just not that attracted to her anymore?
>>34127350You created a strawman that women think they aren't fundamentally unequal to men, except women don't advocate for being put on the front lines because of the fact that they are significantly weaker than men. Men inherency lack the understanding of the female lived experience to be making policies on women, so why do think men should be the ones solely making those kinds of decisions?
>>34127373I CAN'T CONTROL MY FACEPOCKETS FROM COLLECTING SHIT ASSHOLE.
>>34127371I wouldn't have given you my eye anyways and I don't think you could have wrestled it out of my hands with those stick arms
>>34127372it is funny cause you've been crashing out about this for weeks now, just fucking take it and find out already
>>34127382I’m jacked as fuck and wear long underwear with the backdoor open at all times. You don’t know shit about the goblin
Sorry for being neurotic in the thread
>>34127383They won’t let me take. I have to take pregnancy tests a month apart before then take it. It’s not fair. I’ve had a month of stewing and getting worse. I don’t even have sex they’re just wasting my time
>>34127385It's alright anon I do it daily
>>34127384That’s the poop goblin
I'd do it for him.
>>34127380Also, it's really telling that you pivoted this conversation into the complete non sequitur that is women's rights after your fellow men made some coomer posts. Men get so defensive over getting called out on being sex pests.
>>34127271Holy schizo
Just flossed after months of not doingSmelled the flossOh lord
>>34127381yes you can, tonsil stones are literally a symptom of bad oral hygiene, diet and overall healththey are balls of mucus, dead cells, food and bacteria that accumulates in your tonsils due to shit like not cleaning well, smoking and dry mouth (bad overall health)
>>34127391I have two jobs
>>34127388Nta, I agree it's bullshit and annoying, but at the end of the day it's for your own safety, cause some patients lie about having the sexo
>>34127282M I'm reading this and bolaño savage detectives
>>34127390Everyone gets mad at me everytime I do it
>>34127388just do the fucking tests holy shit thats like peeing in a cup for thirty seconds during your doctors visits
>>34127397why are you all so disgusting
>>34127400It’s not for my safety lmao it’s for some imaginary babies safety. Like I get it you can’t keep letting people have horribly deformed kids but I’m not that stupid
>>34127282MI’m reading The Hobbit right now.Next book on my list is The Master and Margarita.
>>34127407kys please
>>34127405You are so stupid
>>34127393never thought of you as a Shield Hero enjoyer
>>34127398They're not uncommon, dipshit.
>>34127282MI finished The Hero of Ages on Christmas. I recently started The Way of Kings, but I'm only like 100 pages into it. I read some last night before bed.
>>34127414yeah, unfortunately being a gross piece of shit is pretty common
>>34127404Fuck the haters>>34127407Idk maybe the imaginary baby will sue
Apparently my pregnant cousin's new boyfriend is demanding she go everywhere with him in case she goes into labor. So she has to go with him as he drives hours out of the city for work instead of staying home near the hospital. This guy seems nuts, it's not even his kid.
>>34127419lovely bait you got there
The average /atoga/ experience
>>34127376You acknowledge my abilities, then?
>>34127417You're just a terrible person.
>>34127327>first generation of men raised under feminism ethos>become feminine perverts and misogynists Lmao
>>34127423I'm down for some genuine conversation
>>34127421This is a real thing that's happening. She was already pregnant when she met him, he has an ex and an 8 year old but there's a protection order against him, I don't know for what. He's already talking about getting her pregnant again once she has the kid, somehow I don't think he'll care that much about the kid that's not his.
>>34127429
>>34127437Dude go do some fent and fold into the sewer where you will fit in better. Having a temper tantrum after being asked a simple question on a basket weaving forum is really embarassing.
>>34127199They are from OKCupid's founder. Your charts don't show a source either nor are they related to the topic at hand.>>34127219These aren't related to the topic at hand either and they seem to be from a paid dataset consisting of info Swipestats.io user profiles. Can't you just show the data that supports the one claim you made?
I know 4chan is a racist site but are there women here who are unironically attracted to black men or at least find some of them attractive?
>>34127441If they did, where do you think they would be? Not here, bro.
Loneliness causes stress which causes your body to start to deteriorate faster Why do my friends who are on antidepressants and smoke constantly look better than me?
Some days I just want a mommy gf like BV to suck my weeny and tell me everything is alright
>>34127379I would curl up and die at the humiliation of discovering I was that shallow.
>>34127441Yes but they are all morbidly obese. Like even fatter than BV who just replied to you, I'm talking 400 pounds at 5'5.
>>34127441Idk, am I a racist if I just don't want to date foreigners? That includes a lot of people from my own "race" .
>>34127449If american women weren’t so fat and ugly, I’d be just like you
>There are guys who post in these threads constantly about wanting to be pegged. They'd let you, but you don't want anything to do with them.theyd lie to me and beat me>>34126035I don't interact with moids anyways, why do I make you seethe so much?>>34126612>if some women fantasize about getting raped, rape is goodthis is seriously why we should KAM. after all, many moids fantasize about war, why shouldnt we draft them?
>>34126633why do you want sex? give me a good reason
I guess I'll just find her in the next life
>>34127454you will never be a woman
How am i gonna stop falling for the absolute stunning eyes of the avoidant girl?
Women I'm horny again and it's all your fault. Stop making me horny
>>34126693>more and more men are waking upall moids are exactly like you, which is why all moids should be killed.
>>34127457Ugly and mannish. You truly are gay, anon.
>>34127459Damn, I know you're not talking about me but my cheeks started burning when I read that
>>34127466Cute
>>34127463Is that what a femcel looks like?
>>34126744this is absolute, definitive proof that all moids must be killed.moidiots are vessels of malevolence, nothing more. never give moids what they want. moids are not humans, they are monsters.
>>34127466Femanon is in heat
>>34127438
>>34127469you want to mutilate babies. it is an undeniable fact that all moids should be put to death.
What's the stupidest thing you've done when you were horny?
>>34127474I'm nta but you're as unhinged as the other retard
>>34127474You want me to die... AGAIN?
>>34127475I fucked an escort so violently the rubber broke
>>34127475ERP with a computer program
>>34127457I hope this means you're suicidal and actually going to do it
>>34127476>being against torturing babies and sex slavery is as unhinged as being in favor of torturing babies and sex slavery>>34127477dont worry, ill taxidermy you so i can admire you forever>>34127478>i just want gentle loving sex
>>34126666>work a job>pay taxes>live alone like i always wanted, 0 partners, 0 sex<noooo you must participate in my dicksucking sexual degeneracy lifestyle and let men nut in all your holes, otherwise you're a carnal desire driven sex crazed whore and we're unequal since you want sex and i don'tI don't understand
>>34126029
This has never happened lol
My girlfriend was complaining that I'm too close to my sister last night. She and a few of my other friends came over to my house to hang out before everyone went back to work. My sister lingered by the door talking to me for 10-15 minutes after everyone else (except my gf who stayed the night) had left before I gave her a hug and politely shooed her out, and after she was gone my girlfriend started saying it's weird that she's in my friend group and I still hug her as an adult. For context we've been dating for about six months, we don't live together but she stays over pretty often now and in general I'd say our relationship is pretty good. This isn't the first time I've noticed friction between them but it's the first time she's said anything about it to me about it. I just told her I didn't think anything was wrong with it and she backed down and moved on, but the issue is definitely not resolved.Is she being unreasonable? What can I do about this? I don't want her to feel bad but I'm not going to distance myself from my sister to satisfy her.Unrelated image for attention.
>>34127464Are you the guy who was posting that negress yesterday? Be honest.
>>34127488They want you to still believe there's a chance to get that free labor
>>34127487Saddest trvke. Most big titty gyatts are also fridge body :(
>>34127489She's being unreasonable. Family is number one, if she keeps harping on this and beefing with your sis it may spell the end
>>34127456>SexYou have no clue what I was discussing in that post. "Sex sex sex." Are you sure you don't want sex?>>34127454>this is seriously why we should KAM. after all, many moids fantasize about war, why shouldnt we draft them?Sister do I have news for you! Everyone of those men already sign up for the military. >>34127470Your opinion matters as much as the other girl who was replying to me, you can argue for male genocide right now, it won't matter, we're going to get it done before you can. >>34127486Yes unironically, see above.
>>34127489kill her, she's insane
>>34127466I uhm okay?
>>34127492sadly I know, you're way too much of a no balls fag to actually do that
Male anons are you worried about declining birth rates?
>>34127488I feel like most women, upon seeing this, would probably never ask a guy to help with them with anything because of the fear he'd be expecting sexWhat a fucking self-own
>>34127499you forgot putting on your name retard ragebaiter jew
FUCK breadcrumbing FUCK ghosting FUCK "situationships"when the FUCK have people stopped showing emotions and started running away the second they have to confront them?
>>34127499No, things will accelerate until women lose their reproductive control as stated before, this will finally fix society or collapse it beyond repair also leading to the same outcome for women but more violently. Have a nice day now.
>>34127499Yes. It is the biggest issue facing humanity today, not climate change or anything else. Every catastrophic population estimate turns out to be not extreme enough. And we don't even have enough brown people to replace usBut I am not worried about it enough to talk to a girl lol
>>34127499I'm worried about the things causing declining birth rates
>>34127282currently reading 1q84last book i finished was probably something like 14 years ago
>>34127503the moment they met you and realized it's not worth enduring anything unpleasant for THAT to be the supposed reward
>>34127509what the fuck do you mean unpleasent?
>>34127499Yes, it's going to be a major economic problem within our lifetimes. East Asia will be the first indicator
>>34127499Yes. I don't like the fact it implies people aren't able to form families and I'm worried about what it will mean for pension systems and general quality of life going forward as the average age increases. I also hate mass nonwhite immigration and hate that it's used to justify mass nonwhite immigration, even if only post hoc.
>>34127510try using your brain for once dumdum
>>34127515people should grow up and have the difficult conversations
>>341275142009 ass meme
>>34127514>>34127499
>>34127514georgia guide stones were right
>>34127282MI read a book on Chernobyl a couple of months ago while I was on a jury to pass the time. It was interestingFiction book? Idk. I started Dune several times but it's just not that interesting to me. Can't remember the last time I finished a fiction book. High school maybe? That would have been 14 years ago
>>34127489She is being entirely unreasonable.I'm good friends with my sister as well and would be pretty insulted by a woman who's only been in my life for half a year thinking that she can dictate who I can and can't be friends with, let alone my own sister who I've known and grew up alongside for decades.Maintain your boundaries. If she can't respect that you're never going to stop being close to your sister, she can take a hike.I would hope that she realizes how unreasonable she was to make a stink about this.I mean, what? Does she think you're going to cheat on her with a sibling? That's retarded.
>>34127518>difficult >wdym unpleasant you are so boring and repetitive, bye hoe
>>34127525retard
I hate my voice so fucking much, because of my health condition it sounds deep, old and womanly. I'm a young man. People assume I'm trans and chain smoker. But I have GERD.
>>34127514Dumbass looking at the wrong problemIt's not the number of people, it's the demographicsThis chart is becoming too top heavy
>>34127489my bet is on this being a set up for anon to start incest fetish posting
>>34127528I LOVE girls with a raspy voice
>>34127494>>34127496>>34127524But what to do? Should I just wait it out and hope she gets over it? I can put up with her being jealous even if it is completely irrational as long as she doesn't do anything crazy, and in fairness to her she didn't make a huge issue of it or anything.>>34127532No.
its my basic human right to have femanon lie on top of me on the bed as I use her butt like bongo drumsand I will make it everyones problem
Anyone thriving (describe how) despite depression?
>>34127539lollmao even
i literally can not even conceive what it must be like to be a young attractive female. to be constantly showered in complements and money and always have your pick of the litter. to be valued implicitly and never get rejected. its hilarious to see the mental breakdown after losing that status and just being a normal person like the rest of us. i think the last time i got a complement from a woman was about 7 years ago and it has lasted me since. ive been rejected and ghosted and humiliated so many times that i couldnt cry like her if i wanted to. its just a numb dead feeling. truly i envy them, but have no sympathy for their inevitable fall from grace
>>34127539i worked out despite feeling like a piece of shit just nowgonna cry myself to sleep tho
fun fact: the vegan crash out schizo that spams the thread with his men are checking out incel crap is the serbian anon and he's having a big melty rn
>>34127282MA few days ago.The Last Emperox
Wtf am I banned? Where did my post go?
>>34127536You could have a frank and respectful discussion about it with her. See how deep it goes, if she'd be reasonable and respect your relationship with family. "Hey I've got something on my mind I wanted to discuss with you" type shit. That shit about not hugging your adult siblings or not being friends with them is pretty retarded though so I wouldn't expect much
>>34127545oh my, its the spiritual jihad!
how do i stop falling in love with the possiblity a girl might have with me
>>34127495i want sex. that doesnt mean im okay with fucking sex slavery. moid logic over here.and i have to stay virgin because i know that all moids are worthless, sadistic monsters like youif you love asfghanistan so much, move there. not like youre wanted here. you are a worthless parasite, and no one will ever love you for your true self.
>>34127556stop thinking your potential is your actual modus operandi
>>34127562but thats all i think about if i see a girli fall for a laugh, cute eyes, a smilethen my brain just goes on a rail "this girl would be good because xyz"
>>34127554just bring back war, it's how humanity has decimated it's incel population since the dawn of time
>>34127536>But what to do? Should I just wait it out and hope she gets over it?Yes, for all that indignant screeching I did in my reply, that is what I would do in your shoes.If she tries it again, be crystal clear with her and say that what she's asking of you is unreasonable.If she backed off, she's likely mulling over whether or not she's in the right, and she may just apologize to you for this before too long.I don't think you'd be wrong to just bring this up before it resurfaces again like the other anon proposes, but I personally would let her sit with it instead of bringing it up first.Don't think you could go wrong with either approach, though.
>>34127563guess you need to have several gut wrenching and soul crushing experiences since you insist on learning the hard way cause you think you're the exception
>>34127568i have had thosemoruning 2 years after a 3 year relationship endedbeing discarded by the next girl
>>34127545Nigga, thats the slovenian flag
>>34127569then I guess you're simply slow in the head and learn nothing from your experiences
>>34127499No.
>>34127571i'm not gonna change i guessi'm just trying to find someone who reciprocates
>>34127554>You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?moids are the ones demanding sex
>>34127570same thing
>>34127564Absurd take
>>34127573reciprocate what? projecting delusional fantasies upon you you can never live up to and then act like the victim cause you were "leading them on"? yeah, good luck with that
>>34127578my way of giving love i guess
>>3412757710/10 argument, you made me change my mind
>>34127539No, I’m rapidly deteriorating
>>34127579by setting them up for failure? you're such a romantic anon
>>34127582why failure?if we both see potential in each other, being with one another?
>>34127530No way is starving to death at 70 worse than having to fuck a man and give birth and raise children with some kidult who can't feed himself or get all his piss inside the toilet bowl
>>34127584and how did that work out in your last relationship? surely not in a bunch of pent up resentment, that would be so silly
>>34127586that's why i need a way to stop this
Plap
>>34127039The girl will leave you or will mock you for your ugliness, short stature, small penis
>Know that i'm pretty good now in bed thanks to exgfs teaching me>Havent had sex in 6 yearsI dont know anymore
>>34127585Anon... there's this thing called "love"...
>>34127585You're alone because of the imagination in your head?
>>34127580Go read a book about history that doesn't come from your incel schizo bubble.
>>34127587I already told you how, just stop mistaking theory for practice you can buy a ferrari and in theory it can go fast as fuck but in reality you'll most likely rarely to never get to actually use it's full potential since there's a lot of shit boxing it in and preventing it from just going all in 24/7 like less than perfect streets, traffic, laws and so on it's not that hard anon, are you your best and ideal self all day every day? she won't either and you'll resent her for it if you project her full potential on to her and assume thats what being with her would be like on a daily basis come on, you've been in a relationship before, you know how annoying and flawed humans can be and you and your crush on a pedestal are no exception
>>34127591lol same. Coming up on seven years for me.I don't think either of us have much to worry about, though.
I just want to sleep a little forever
>>34127595another stellar argument, you're really doing something here
>>34127599Its a weird feeling, girls i meet i get this thought in the back of my head that theyd have a real good night with me if they chose meBut alas
>>34127552Yeah it's weird but I care enough about her to give her the benefit of the doubt. She doesn't have any siblings so maybe she just doesn't have any context for it.>>34127567Yeah, I think that's what I'll do. Thanks for the replies lads.
>>34127602sex isn't that big of a deal, it's comparable to going on a rollercoaster exiting and fun a few times but then it becomes pretty meh pretty fast even if the ride is the same intensity as before
Girls, is it normal for a woman to tell a female friend her boobs are cute? Because wtf
>>34127606no, never heard something like that she's gay af or otherwise a weirdo
>>34127605Disagree, it's fun yes but the emotional aspect of it is fulfilling to meI'm not good at talking / expressing my feelings through words, so i do it through actionsEspecially during sexGirls've commented that during sex i am a lot manlier and controlling, in a good way
>>34127608sounds annoying ngl but good for you I guess
>>34127595He's right though. Surplus males are generally just exterminated through war, and wars typically happen when surplus males are in abundance. Thats an observable, consistent and well-documented phenomena. It's not even controversial in historical literature to entertain the idea. It's controversial to claim its the ONLY mover of geopolitics or even the primary one, but it is significant.
>>34127543True. Constant rejection like that is worse than rape. It destroys your confidence and self-esteem completely.
why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
What is your sex, and what's the last song that made you cry/tear up?Asking because this made me (M) want to kill myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA71aGnWjKM&list=RDvA71aGnWjKM&start_radio=1
Have you ever wished you could be the opposite sex for a day?
>>34127445>Why do my friends who are on antidepressants and smoke constantly look better than me?Probably cause they still take care of their bodies and the drugs probably help their skin, in some cases.
>>34127618Mno
I'm wristwatch shopping. Forgot my question for women...Uh, would women date a guy who wears a Casio analog watch? Or would they have wandering eyes that land on studs with Seikos or Swatches?
>>34127618>Have you ever wished you could be the opposite sex for a day?Never. I know the suffering of men and it's fuvked up.
>>34127539I write fanfiction about fictional characters id love to cuddle irl and it makes my brain feel less alone, and that helps get me through the day.
>>34127618Yeah. Although I worry that finding out how much better getting off is for them might ruin me when I switch back.
>>34127616M I don't really cry from songs but the last one I got a little emotional with is Johnny Cash's version of Hurt.
>>34127618MYes. Not out of some deep desire or any real reason I'm just curious what it's like to have different anatomy. I'd give it a try if I was guaranteed to go back to my old body at the end of the day.
>>34127616Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA4-wZPxhFE
Miso horny
>>34127618MNo. I worried about not being manly enough when I was younger, but I've never wanted to be a woman.
All this anxious/avoidant stuff is so popular to talk about now, I wonder if its possible to be both?
>>34127618MOnly for a day? That's like being given a billion dollars and told that they will take it away the next day. Women have easy lives.
>>34127636Possible
>>34127621I don't have any strong opinions on watch brands, I just don't like these fugly bulky watches that a lot of moids wear
>>34127545Is it the same anon the would post bikini girls or something
>>34127425A lot of Fs brag about being able to have and handle big dick but I only believe some of them. You're one.
moidiots, why do you screech about pairbonding while being inherently incapable of it yourself?why do you call virgins whores, when you yourselves never turn down sex?
>>34127641Small watches look girly on our manly wrists.
>>34127644Genuine question: why do you post here? why do you care what we (men) think or say? go be a lesbian or something, happiness is waiting for you
>>34127636Yeah, it's the chaotic/disorganised
is tinder easier to use in the us than in eu?
>>34127641Same. I don’t work on a construction site or anything, so I don’t need the bulk.Thinking about something like this.
>>34127647Can you answer her question tho
>>34127644Shaddap
>>34127652Does it glow in the dark?
>>34127644I don’t do either of those things. Hth
I like that hearing and eye sight loss didnt scare me but losing my hair does. Ah I guess we’ll just have to wait and find out
>>34127655I don’t think that one does. I should probably get one that can.
>>34127619I take care of my bodyI eat healthy
>>34127662Do you have a diagnosed mental illness?
>>34127661Or at least some kind of light function.
>>34127660cause the first two potentially give you empathy points but the third just makes you less attractive
>>34127664No
Women, which one is more icky garmin or polar?
>>34127666Lol devil numbers So true I don’t want to be uglier
>>34127660I would take bald and micropenis over deaf or blind any day
>>34126011What to say when your crush get insecure in front of the mirror, (seeing her stretch marks on her abdo when she lifted her arms up and her shirt lifted a bit). And seeming to think she is ugly and her face isn't normal. She isn't ugly and has a nice faceWhat is the best way to do it without being too much or a simp or without getting friendzoned.
>>34127669Neither, both are expensive to be honest. Make a pro and con of which will help you more in the long run.
>>34127674I might get bald, deaf, and blind is the cool partWho invents this shit fr
>>34127678Your mother chose the genes
>>34127676how many more times do you want to ask this?
>>34127644I don't think I do any of those things...?
>>34127667I said they're drugs probably help their skin anon. Don't be like them, drugs are bad even if it's prescription ones. look into going to a dermatologist and see if you'll have to get laser skin surgery to help with your skin issues
>>34127621Uhhhh doesn't matter I'm going to (affectionately) make fun of you for wearing a watch regardless>>34127669I don't even know what polar is
>>34127618>Have you ever wished you could be the opposite sex for a day?M. Yeah, I'd love to know what a female body and female orgasms feel like.
My head is fucking killing me lol great
if my baby doesnt look like this its going up for adoption
>>34127614>why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?They have standards.
is wanting to talk about a night spent together a standard or a boundary?
>>34127665Ah, I might not do it... I like the looks of all their unilluminated ones a lot more.I think I could resign myself to just using my phone for checking the time in pitch black if I needed to, which probably won't be very often.
>>34127684>I'm going to (affectionately) make fun of you for wearing a watch regardlessJoke's on you I'm into that shit
>>34126816Girls make fun of short, ugly guys with small dicks, put the blame on the victim, girls are rotten and you don't need to achieve anything for them
>>34127499>Male anons are you worried about declining birth rates?Not remotely, no. Immigration is the answer.
>>34127606Das a lil gay
>>34127692Huh? If you're talking about discussing sex after fucking, I think it's good practice
>>34127701no more of a "so what does that mean" talk
>>34127618No
>>34127687You're really having a shitty time over there by the sounds of it
>>34127687Same.
>>34127692not this shit again
>>34127702Speak plainly woman, I don't understand what you're saying here. You're saying you and a guy fucked and you're trying to figure out whether or not that was a one time thing or something more? The answer would again be yes, that's a discussion worth having
>>34127702Why can't you find that out before you open your legs
I really don't want to look for a new job...
>>34127612I probably wasted the time I spent writing this but whatever. The problem is putting it that way is insanely misleading. The actual cause is a shortage of land. A peasant farmer before the industrial revolution doesn't have any realistic options to support a family other than the family farm and whatever he can get by renting other people's fields. For most people that's going to be just enough to support one or two families because if it was any bigger than that it would get split up in the inheritance. As population grows less good land starts getting farmed, but slower than population growth, and land worth farming would still run out regardless.So that system throws off people with no prospects through no fault of their own. They end up moving away somewhere to be starving wagies, beggars, soldiers, prostitutes, official or unofficial concubines for rich people, gypsies, criminals, etc. Some make it, the vast majority don't and never could have. Lots of people like that accumulating does cause instability, and pressure to fight wars to get more land and loot so they can get back on the ladder. If they could do that they would almost certainly marry. Almost everyone who could before the 19th century got married.Modern societies that can "build tall" don't get stuck in that trap. Industrial wars are also way too bloody and destructive to pay off the way pre-modern wars did. The modern incel's problem is almost purely a social one. War won't give them the leg up they need, and nobody is going to accept fighting pointless wars for the sole purpose of getting hundreds of thousands of our own people, including their own relatives, killed. It's such an in your face retarded idea only an incel psyop victim could come up with it.
>>34127643To be fair, I can only actually handle big dildos. Real dick doesn't offer the same level of control.
>>34127710thats a guy and he has been spamming about being mad some girl claims them making out didn't mean anything for a while now
>>34127618Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian because their romance and sex seems to be more emotionally fulfilling
>>34127723The sex is good in some ways and unfulfilling in others. Cock is unironically too perfect for sex to miss out on it.
>>34127723>women>the romantic and emotional genderLMAO
>34127728Moid delusion never ceases to disgust me
>>34127727
>>34127716>The actual cause is a shortage of land.lmfaoland is limited, the number of people inhabiting it is flexible if you run out of land then the much easier option is to decimate the dead weight of your population, not try to conquer the land of others but wat solves both those issues, so my point still stands>Almost everyone who could before the 19th century got married.emphasis on could, which is still the case nowadays so why even bring it up? the only difference os that those that couldn't used to die off at war back then but nowadays they just rot in their bedroom and terrorize people online >War won't give them the leg up they needthe goal isn't to give them a leg up, it's to get rid of them>nobody is going to accept fighting pointless warsconscription has rarely been voluntary, usually it's either fight or get executed on the spot it sounds more like you're the one that needs to pick up a book on history to be honest
>>34127727JH?
>>34127737Yep, time wasted. Hopefully someone else thought it was interesting at least.
>>34127731>i'm going to reply without replying pathetic lolcan't prove it wrong either
>>34127734Pretty much.>>34127742Yeh.
so do I warm approach women or not? If there are fewer men approaching than there are women who want to be approached, surely that means it won’t be a complete disaster
>>34127636id imagine only mentally ill people are that bad, that seems like a highly unhealthy mind
>>34127754Think you're too cock hungry for an objective opinion
>>34127751there's nothing interesting about your copes as to why the government should give you a free house and a subsidized wife because you deserve it because of reasons, chuddy
I don't reply to evil moids
>>34127756The first 10 times will probably be a disaster
>>34127763You say that like something is wrong with me.
>>34127756I think you should try to be normal and abandon any even remotely PUA-adjacent techniques or trickeryAsk out women you are interested in asking out and suspect might say yes.
>>34127585The issue isn't dying at 70It's having to work at 35 while supporting 20 elders at the same time
Why would incels improve themselves for a girl? These creatures even admitted here that they would avoid an inexperienced guy, that they hate guys who are Black Pills, and that they constantly lie.
>>34127747I don't disagree, I just don't know what we're supposed to do about it.>>34127756Warm approach has always been the best method. Cold approach is too risky but if I know you a little bit and am reasonably sure there's nothing seriously wrong with you I'm much more likely to give it a shot.
>>34127765You're replying. Are you stupid?
>>34127773You should turn your computer off and go outside for some fresh air
>>34127773nobody except you gives a single shit about wether or not you get your dick wet, stephen
What is he even talking about
Some girls just put on eyeliner and then the world is theirs. I’m weak.
>>34127784what a poor baby that did nothing wrong he is and how everyone but him is evil because nobody wants to play with his penis
>>34127785Don't do that anon.
>>34127705No im fine I just need to change
>>34127775>but if I know you a little bit What qualifies as knowing someone a little bit? If I’ve been talking to you in like for a concert for 10 minutes, is that enough to ask for your number?
>>34127791I’m a heterosexual man. I want sex with eyeliner woman. She could fuck my shit up and I wouldn’t care.
>>34127793your diapers?
Hey everyone I finally showered
>>34127794In a situation like that where I might not naturally run into you again definitely ask.
>>34127719How much extra control do you get if you are on top?
Is it normal for a migraine to make you nauseous or do I just have the delta ultra virus
>>34127799how long since the last shower before that?
>>34127780>>34127781I don't even want to see girls after the number of times I've read how they humiliate guys for their physiological inadequacies, their dreadful suicidal tendencies, all because of a few feet and inches. It seems so disgusting. The fact that incels have become so embittered and how they've come to hate girls becomes clear from how girls treat them.
>>34127805My understanding is that it is normal.
>>34127616MOne of the songs in Hazbin Hotel.
>>34127798Low-key yea my pad is full
I'm horny!
>>34127805It is normal but you also have sigma
>>34127799You should have had a bath like a civilised person.
>>34127811You need to be over 18 years old to use this site.
>>34127793You can do it>>34127812You can also definitely do this
>>34127803Not enough. I can't move my body around a dick to hit the right angles and limit depth the way I can with the control of a dildo. Also the give of actual dick is way different than even a "realistic" dildo, which gives its own set of issues if it's big.
>>34127805I once had a migraine so bad that a three up more than I thought possible then went blind for two days.
>>34127807You're like one of those true crime obsessed girls. It's never happened to you but you're fixated on the idea that it COULD.>>34127806...last shower was wednesday. I did clean myself on Saturday it was just more of a sponge bath only for the important parts.
>>34127797ffs man. Have some balls
>>34127807nobody cares, go to gioyc
>>34127819Anyone born in 2007 and some people born in 2008 are old enough to use this site now... ._.Posters younger than the iPhone are free to smear shit all over this website now
>>34127818Idk about you but I prefer not to be confronted with the ring of grey dead skin once I drain the tub. And I feel like I have to shower to rinse off anyway.
Migraine are nuts, it's crazy that some people are legit cursed by God.
>>34127807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0W0UqIPk
>>34127817sssigundese>>34127822I have a lot to do that’s so sad I’m sad my hair is falling out because I don’t get enough vitamins>>34127825That is scary can you see now
>>34127773You should improve yourself for your own sake you lazy fuck
>>34127805Could just be eustachian tube issues and inflammation swelling the area. Usually heating pad and hydrogen peroxide rinse could help.
>>34127475Downloaded tinder and almost hooked up with a single mom>>34127499No lol there are already too many ppl >>34127539>thrivingNo lmao but I'm trying anywaysHad a pretty productive day so I'm happy with that
>>34127837Ocular migraines are the craziest shit to me
>Having sex>Try switching to folded missionary>She winces when I go full depth>We switch to prone bone insteadI do love prone bone, but it feels so good to go as deep as I can in folded missionary, and it sucks to have to skip it. Oh well, big dick problems.
I forgot just how much nicer being around boobs is in person than seeing them on a screen. Not even naked ones, just normal cleavage.
>be inexperienced guyits over
>>34127837thats called natural selection, you are being filtered in real time
>>34127840Pop pop pop pop get vitamins
>>34127837Why did God curse me? Why does my body hate being alive?
>>34127848They're intoxicating
>>34127827Maybe it's because I'm insecure and don't want to be insulted by all sorts of vile people. A rotten society creates its own standards, humiliates others, and then wonders why desperate people hate girls. It's just profound hypocrisy. There's still no girl who would love me.
>>34127846this was extremely pathetic, kys
>>34127851I’ve been taking vitamins and it’s still falls out maybe it’s stress
>>34127837Some dysgenic gypsie i used to work with complained about having those and how he was suicidal in the past. He found jesus. What a hero.
>>34126011What's it mean when a girl mentions a sex toy to you?Context. Found an empty box of one. Told her it was hers. She mentions she already has one and got a bit red while I laughed a bit and lightly teased saying I didn't realise she was that hard to please. (It was a suction clit you thing)Does that mean I can make flirtiness more sexual from here on? Should I tease her a bit about it next time?
>>34127846You don't even need to have a big dick to poke women in the cervix, you just need to be a big dick. Asshole
Stuck in traffic about to blow up this highway
>>34127863Literally? Or do you have to poop?
>>34127859Could very well be. Do you ever get to fully relax at home?
>>34127861you can't possibly be this autistic
>>34127861You throw the toy away and use your genitals
>>34127630Based, I love this record >>34127636I mean they go hand in hand...>>34127713Same lol but the bills won't pay themselves>>34127799Gratz >>34127811Based, whichIt did have some feels moments desu
>>34127866Sometimes
I understood something. The problem was always me. Not my looks, not my skills, not my money. The problem is me and me alone. Even now, some friendly dudes invited me to play with them, but I chickened out and refused. I have had many opportunities to connect and continue to get them, but what's the point if I refuse every chance I get? Is this really shyness, introversion, or do I actually hate myself?
>>34127840>That is scary can you see nowYeah, it was a couple of years ago now. This just randomly happened to me for no known reason then after a couple of days I could see again and hasn't happened again.
>>34127848For me? It's braless women with small boobs
>>34127846Lol, love this virgin meme
>>34127848I’ve never really been around them.
>>34127874>Even now, some friendly dudes invited me to play with themgiwtwm
>>34127874Maybe a combination of anxiety and low self-esteem?I'm the same wayYgmi though chud
>>34127875I heard a schizo youtuber say that a man's hair falls out if his testosterone fluctuates.All the TRT guys are bald because they lose hair when they start it and then lose hair again when they stop using it.
>>34127801Cool :)
>>34127872Maybe not enough by the sounds of it. Sorry to hear that
>>34127874FearYou know how to operate alone. Changing the status quo shakes your stability. And nobody likes that even if the stability is unpleasant. You stick to what you know without thinking and regret it later when you review the conversation in your head.
>>34127874you hate yourself, or at the very least you are ashamed of yourself, which makes you act avoidant, which some people call introversion or shyness
>>34127879There are plenty of them breasting boobily pretty much everywhere you look outside
>>34127882>man's hair falls out if his testosterone fluctuatesIdk my grandfather was a raging bipolar and never balded
>>34127870>Based, whichI think the final song of the second season. If not I definitely did for the final song of the first season.
>>34127876They are amazing.I still remember the time I saw stood behind a fairly short girl like that then looks down for some reason and got a full few of her tits, nipple and all.Was a good day.
I made a massive, very filling sandwich based on the suggestions from yesterday.But all the pictures I took looked kind of unappealling and that nearly completely ruined dinner for me.
>>34127891No big cleavage at least
>>34127895>for some reason
>>34127895Nice. It's enough for me to just be able to barely see the shapes of their breasts through their shirts.
>>34127898I'm sure we would have appreciated one of them. You think too much.
>>34127892That's not about testosterone. Bipolar is about neurotransmitters such as dopamine, serotonin.
Boobs...
>>34127876Topless is better than braless.>>34127904The expert is weighing in
>>34127907Speaking of boobs.I think I found a new fetish for me today!!!It's see-through body, like somewhat translucent body. Where you can see your dick inside and how it pushes into the pussy or throat.Unfortunately, physically impossible in real life.
>>34127881>YgmiI hope so. I don't think my self-esteem is that bad, though. But I'm also a perfectionist.>>34127886Actually, this sounds like my case. I got too attached to my loneliness, so for me, being alone is my default state. The possibility of not being alone threatens it.>>34127889I don't think I'm actually ashamed, but maybe I am. I try to please other people too much in conversation instead of being myself. I see the choice I should take for approval points and choose it instead of what I actually want to say. But most of the time, I want to say nothing. Like when someone tells me a boring story, I act invested, remember key details, and ask about them later instead of listening quietly or saying, stop, it's too boring, I don't care.
>>34127915>Unfortunately, physically impossible in real life.They can already make your arm glow with simple biotech. It's very possible.
All the big boob girls have bfs already. I have to settle for a flatty then cheat on her eventually.
I want to return to my normal life when I knew nothing about girls, relationships, the black pill, etc. I just want to return myself to that mental state, how can I do this?
>>34127928Touch grass
>>34127915True of so many great fetishes.
>>34127874>>34127922Sounds like you are avoidant number 389402 on 4chan, congratulations
All flatties are busy dating guys who will only cheat on them, I have to settle for a big boob gf and cheat on her eventually.
>>34127928Spend less time on the internet and more time outside.
Why do femoids think they are better than men for getting 200k in debt for a gender studies degree?
Are moids just gonna talk about boobs for the rest of the thread?
>>34127942>>34127931>go outsideOutside is a bunch of disgusting snow and nothing else.
>>34127931>>34127942less than uselessdo what?
>>34127938Did I win?
>>34127925But making skin, muscle, fat translucent is most surely insanely hard, if not completely impossible currently.>>34127940So you are saying women will get cheated no matter what.
>>34127908>Topless is better than braless.I could not disagree more.Topless is for the bedroom. Or sunbathing, maybe.
>>34127893I not seen S2 yet, is it good>>34127906I mean I'm not a doctor but apparently test fluctuates also>>34127922>also a perfectionistSame (well less so now but deep down I still am), which probably explains sme of the peoppe-pleasing compulsions alsoMaybe you fear change and things potentially going badly or not being a happy ever after so you avoid/sabotage prospective opportunitiesIt's okay to put yourself first sometimes, to be your unapologetic self and to make mistakes and for things to not pan out. Sometimes you have to embrace chance and stepping out of your comfort zone else nothing will change Sorry if that came across as patronising kek
>>34127945Yes, we like them.Lesbians are welcome to join in.
>>34127945Can you not talk about something else without them?
>>34127950Avoidants only win at being lonely.
>>34127952It's a cheat eat cheat world, and I'm all out of cheating.
>>34127868I am
>>34127948Fucking forget about it. You know what you need to do: get a life and leave your fucking bedroomIgnore me and keep wallowing, that's clearly all you actually want to doMake sure to remember this brief conversation and blame me for your tendency to repeat the same mistakes constantly while expecting different results
>>34127928I second less time online/more time in nature, and ik it sounds like hippie shit but meditation and mindfulness can help also. You will be more appreciative of your present life and care less about the ultimately selfish and lustful pursuits you see here kek
>>34127954>I not seen S2 yet, is it goodYes, watch it soon.
>>34127945Well what do you want to talk about? Fucking retard. Kill yourself.
>>34127945You can tell us about yours if you'd like.
>>34127967Dope, I'll probably binge watch it one of these nights
>>3412797332A :-(
>>34127954>a perfectionist>Sameyou aren't at all, narc
>>34127965"Touch grass" "Just go out" great fucking advice thanks
I wish I could turn into a girl so I could have fun groping myself.
I'd argue that a good ass is more important than good tits
>>34127979You're welcome retard. Literally anything but hunching over in front of the computer and feeling sorry for yourself would do you some good
>>34127975Why the sad face?Are you skinny in general?>>34127982Face trumps all.
>>34127974I haven't seen Helluva Boss. Never looked as appealing to me. I'll probably try it sometimes while bored waiting for Hazbin season 3.
>>34127945Be honest, it's not like you have anything particularly interesting to talk about
>>34127979Nta but sometimes the simple advice is the best advice>>34127977You don't know meee
>>34127975My favorite. God bless you
I love these videos. I should learn to make my own.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekhz7fWagvw
>>34127986a pretty face with a bad body is the worst combination honestly
>>34127982picture unrelated of course>>34127986>Face trumps all.face is not a relevant option, everyone wants a partner with a face they like retard
>>34127990everybody knows youyou always pretend to be everything while having no fucking clue about anything, but by pretending you fuel your narc energy to keep some sad fucks replying to your drivel
>>34127990It's not simple advice, it's completely useless advice.
>>34127994truclear explosion
>>34127999It's only useless because you refuse to act on it
>>34127982Good tits are more rare. She could have weird marks on her tits, stretchmarks, too saggy etc. It's easier to have a good ass.
>>34128004It's nothing to act on.
>>34128003Die, punster
>>34127992>how to calculate a matrix's determinant, how to do the inverse of a matrix, how to do transformations, how derivatives work
Thinking about tits at work
>>34127983It's weaponized laziness and incompetence.Incels don't want to try to get better, because then they'd have to admit they were wrong all along.
>>34127982>slop edited photo
Deport avoidants
>>34128011>It's "weaponized" lazinessTherapyspeak misandist socialmedia babble
>>34128011It's like they want to be genetic dead endsThey always think they're the smartest guy in the room and can't stand to admit that they might not beThey weren't told no enough growing up, I can almost guarantee it
>>34128011You give completely useless advice and then just say we're lazy when we don't get up and touch the fucking grass
>>34128013People will say MBTI is nonsense but then throw around bullshit like "attachment styles" with zero irony.
>>34128018You are fucking lazy. Cowardly and stupid, too
>>34127954Actually, I still don't know what I want or what my end goal is. I've done many creative things but nothing big. So being myself isn't easy either, because I don't know or fully understand myself. Do I even want friends? When I had them, I got tired of the constant invites and messages and ditched them many times. But when I don't have them, I feel lonely. I don't get it.
>>34128015I honestly don't care about why they are this way anymore.They're all the same and all utterly boring and generic, I barely engage with their topics on 4chan. Heard all their bs already over a decade ago.>>34128020Nta but I would argue that's quite different.
>>34128011Women have it easier and thats unacceptable
>>34127499Only in the sense that the two racial identities I come from might disappear from the earth, the economy can learn to fix itself.If Europe and Canada/America do end up getting irreparably demographically changed, an unchallenged China will bioengineer new white people with sperm/egg donors and the next white race will speak Mandarin and have a very different view of the guilt-induced suicide and colonization of the West by its former colonies.
>>34127982This sentiment keeps me going.
>>34127987I might watch Hazbin Season 2 and then rewatch Helluva Boss (which I haven't seen in years lol)They're both great but Helluva Boss was more up my alley desu. If you like goofy and edgy stuff like Panty & Stocking/Billy & Mandy/Ren & Stimpy you might enjoy it >>34127999It's a start at least, better than just rotting in your room>>34127998Don't take my shitposting here too seriously kekI still have a book from an old teacher of mine about combating perfectionismMy aloof no-fucks-given persona is ultimately a cope kek>>34128024Well you don't have to have everything figured out from the start, you figure it out as you go...
>>34128030If you actually believed that, you would man up.You would take pride in having to work for what they get by default.What you're really doing is making excuses for why you don't even bother to apply yourself to anything but bitching and moaning on the internet like a little boy.
>>34128015This is ironic with how you're talking like you know everything
>>34128038If you get mugged by a future doctor its your fault for not manning up and defending yourself betterWe should have more future doctors put mugging to make it more challenging
>>34128034I feel like I would've liked hazbin/helluva if I had found it when it first came out. Now I'm just not about that kind of humor anymore
>>34127846Shut up
>>34128039A bloo bloo bloo. Suck my dick moron
>>34128034Don't fucking reply to me, human shit.
I figured it outI finally didYou know how there's this energy surge in people who are chronically ill right before dying. Basically the body giving up on trying to fix itself so the patient is overflowing with energy, feels no pain, almost like they cured only to die in a day?Women have this thing where they surge in affection right before ghosting you and moving on. They dont have to invest or think about the future so they become the sweetest most affectionate beings on earth.Thats where the ''how she acts right before ghosting you'' meme comes from
>>34128038More bootstrap pulling shit from a woman who knows nothing about being a man
>>34128041Cry some more. You're such a bitch. Afraid of your own shadow
>>34128038>You would take pride in having to work for what they get by defaultNTA, this is stupid and only works for the achiever mindset: enjoying hard work for something others have for free and thinking it's actually a positive thing.
The people that spend all their time trying to ragebait and shit talk incels contribute even less than they do to these dogshit threads
>>34128048I am a man, you idiot.Men accept that life isn't fair and try to live it anyways. Little boys piss and moan and feel sorry for themselves.Men also accept that women are dealt different injustices. Boys like yourself are self-obsessed, low empathy drama queens.
>>34128047>Women have this thing where they surge in affection right before ghosting you and moving on.Was never the case for me.It's always like a few days or whatever of not replying, then a little, miserable surge and then she is gone. Either by not saying anything anymore or causing some weird drama.
>>34128052Seems to be a healthier mindset than>waaaah I have to sit at the computer 24/7 because the west is dyingSeeing a bit of value in the struggle seems less likely to lead one to die alone.
>>34128046
>>34127846This is a larp, and not for the reason you think.The actual reason? Missionary offers less penetrative access than prone bone/doggy/reverse cowgirl based positions do with the ass cheeks facing towards the man.The inverse of this would have been true, but you haven't even had sex or read about the basics of it, so it was pretty easy to suss out.
>>34127986Too small
>>34128058Im just trying to make womens lives worse until they lower their standards and change their behavior. Dont like it? Life isnt fair.
>>34128046Lol>>34128042Yeah that's fair, not for everyone and it's pretty unapologetically obnoxious, I guess I just never grew out of that stuff kek>>34128052I mean, it does feel better to work for something and accomplish it, than to be handed it on a silver platter imo lol
>>34128053If the threads are always dogshit to you, o wise and enlightened third party, then fuck off and stop reading them.I rarely spend time doing this fwiw. I just don't take kindly to Howie asking how to pet the fucking dog for the millionth time sometimes.
>>34128064You aren't obligated to only choose between extremes.
>>34128058>low empathy
>>34128066NtaI know you're fishing to be told you're wrong so here. Missionary with her legs up is as deep as you can go dude.
>>34128069Good luck with accomplishing that from the mission control room, boy genius.
>>34128067What you mean too small?You wanna be taller or what?
>>34127982Anyone can grow ass through working out, big natural tits on other hand are quite rare
>>34128069>trying to make womens lives worse until they lower their standards and change their behaviorThat seems like a colossally unproductive waste of energy ngl
>>34128071God you speak like a gay millennial reddit retard who thinks inserting "fuck" into every sentence makes him sound cool. Take your own advice and touch grass.
>>34128082I do that pretty often, and I've been using this website for like 20 years.
Girls how long could you date a guy before you found it weird that you hadn't kissed yet?
>>34128082Kek, millennials do think they're tough for swearing every second like children
>>34128079I want bigger boobs
>>34128080big tits are not worth much if they're not shaped rightsmall tits with a nice shape beat ugly big tits and an ass also isnt entirely built. Lets say you have hip dips. You cant fix those and its over for you
>>34128070>I mean, it does feel better to work for something and accomplish it, than to be handed it on a silver platter imo lolYeah, but imo the main prob is that some people got it for free while others work for it. Like, when you get an achievement for a secret boss on max difficulty, it feels good, but when others cheesed it on easy, it kinda invalidates your achievement.
>>34128069You're like my dumbass step dad who doesn't think minimum wage should be raised because then "burger flippers" will make closer to what he makes as a mechanic. This is weakness. You know you're not worth shit so you want to punish everyone else for it.
>>34128076NTA but the position I'm able to achieve the most depth is doggy. Doggy>missionary>pronebone. With the way my cock curves doggy feels like the best fit
>>34128091>Like, when you get an achievement for a secret boss on max difficulty, it feels good, but when others cheesed it on easy, it kinda invalidates your achievement.How, gamer?
>>34128081Its a lifestyle. Woman applies for a job? Rejected. Wants a relationship? Pump and dump. Never hold a door. Never grab anything out of her reach. Never move a heavy object.
>>34128096Cool, enjoy being a malcontented volcel and dying alone.
>>34128096The funniest part of this is how if you did it literally not one woman would even notice
Women, would it botter if you knew that a guy you’re having casual sex dosen’t find you physically attractive? He just like your friendship and like having sex so he combine the two!
>>34127647if you hate women, go be gay>>34127756what does warm approach mean>>34127773i wish virgin moids existed, but they dont. moids always have sex with each other when no woman is around, and any moid with money buys prostitutes.>they constantly lieprojection. moids love bragging about wanting a gf when they just want hookupsmoids also hurt women during sex (its the whole reason moids want sex) even if the woman specifically tells him to be gentle
>>34128089You feel inadequate?What does the rest of you look like?
>>34128076I swear I saw a study on this otherwise this question would always have a subjective answer, but I can't find it ATM.
>>34128011weaponize this weaponize that man shut the fuck upunless you're on some psychotic david goggins-tier self improovement schtick about every single aspect of your life down to the most minute details, i dont wanna hear you moaning about "JUST TRY HARDER BROOO" you annoying faggot.
>>34128089Inappropriate. Boobs have to be natural and have to be liked by the woman who has them. The size matters less.
>>34128104Telling me he doesn't find me attractive but still wants to have sex with me displays very poor judgement. Blocked.
>>34128111I wasn't even talking to you, calm your ego.
>>34128102Literally picrel
>>34128111You should probably try a little harder though bro. Gets results
>>34128087NAG but I overheard a girl complaining to her roommate about it on like the 8th date and she ghosted me after>>34128091>when others cheesed it on easy, it kinda invalidates your achievementEh, I don't think it does kek>>34128096Sounds like a shit lifestyle desu >>34128107>i wish virgin moids existed, but they dontWe out here
>>34128116I know you werent im just a random person that hates your retarded low iq attitude because i see it constantly. it was stupid and you need to be told it is stupid
>>34128087A week of officially dating.
>>34128095>How, gamer?It might make you feel something, but it won't give you a sense of meaning. Like, why do it this way if most people take it easy and still get the platinum trophy afterwards? Was there even a point to it? In the end, this isn't really a correct example, because even if you wanted to, you can't change the difficulty in life, but the feeling is the same though.
>>34128069>lower their standardswomen need to opt out FASTER. all moids are like you, you just want to make women and girls suffer. you are proof that moids don't deserve women
>>34128123Ok, incel.
>>34128121>Eh, I don't think it does kekThat anon is, dare I say it—a fake gamer
>>34128087I guess 3rd date
>>34128121>We out here>Not counting gay sex or prostitutes
>>34128108I’m 5’2”, 27” waist, 41” hips
>>34128120My life is fine individually. I just hate this genz fetish for self-improvement, its gay and annoying and is constantly thrown around in discussions that have no place for it so stupid people can feel insightful and wise. It's like a mantra but instead of being borne from some form of rigid spirituality its borne from self-help books and "stoicism" or some other pedestrian pseud philosophy.
>>34128128If you saw my exophase, you would stfu
>>34128123
>>34128126Why dont you try to be likeable instead of a picky cuntoid? Its a horrible first impression. Men only put up with women because theyblove pussy too much to see they are the ones who have to put in all the effort. Women exist, act picky and get fucked. No personality. No sense of humor. Just a body. Then they complain men only like them for their bodies.
>>34128131How tf did you manage that? I have the same waist size but 5 less inches of ass.
>>34128076I'm not even sure if this is the one, 90% chance some /pol/ tier info graph is where I recall it from but here is a pubmed study discussing doggy allowing posterior fornix penetration.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11898711/It's a science based fact that doggy allows it better.
>>34128090Hip dips aren't an issue though
>>34128135No lil bro. You’re not semper gamesYou’re a poser, an achievement hunter at bestA joyless backlog-obsessed troglodyte
>>34128131Shut the fuck up goblin short stack ass humble bragging bitch. Fuc kyou "I wish I was 6 feet to match my 12 inch cock" type post. Kill yourself.
>>34128131I had to convert that, but damn, those measurements are hot.I guess everybody got some parts about them they don't like, but nothing wrong with your bod.
>>34128147I wish my dick was big to match my tall broad frame and that IS a valid desire.
>>34128095You don't even have to share with anyone that you personal feat. has been 'accomplished' but internally relish in your own pride. Coming from someone whom had no one who actually cares about me, self validation should produce peace.
>>34128141It says they only tested missionary and doggy though, not what the post or I was describing which is when her legs are up by her shoulders. And they did the imaging on one couple. That's only one dick shape tested.
>>34128131Qveen
>>34128152Word salad.
>>34128155The term you are looking for is mating press.
>>34128158The term I was purposely avoiding using was...that
>>34128130I'm not a gaylord or prozzie enjoyer >:o>>34128128Fr what a n00b hax0r
>>34128141I’d have to say that doesn’t line up with my experiences either.Missionary with legs up on my shoulders has always allowed me to go deepest.
>>34128158Swirly glasses-style post
>>34128156Who is the king?
women could you handle your bf having been a degenerate gooner he isnt struggling with it now and has grown out of it but it definitely happened
>>34128159>>34128163MATINGPRESS
need a gf who will randomly pull up pubmed articles on sex
>>34128164Di wy man
>>34128125>Like, why do it this way if most people take it easy and still get the platinum trophy afterwards?>Was there even a point to it? Having fun, I would think? That’s what video games are for.If you’re looking video games to provide a deep sense of accomplishment and fulfillment, no shit you’re going to be left a bit disappointed.
Do women even wear pantyhose anymore
>>34128146Nice ragebait, newkek. I was a gamer and wrote reviews before you were ever born.
>>34128140Strong Curves
For some reason all the women i gave food or paid food for fell in love with me, why is that?
>>34127875What made it happen>>34127884It’s my own fault I need to take responsibility
>>34128174Bitchez love food
>>34128170I would if my bf wanted me to
>>34128172I’m 30 and have been playing games since 1999. You chug dick and huff my farts eagerly, with gusto.
>>34128174Don't get my hopes up...
>>34128174Bitches so dumb that they'll sleep with you for a chocolate bar.
>>34128169>If you’re looking video games to provide a deep sense of accomplishment and fulfillmentNot really. Games like TESO or SFV handled the platinum trophy right, imo
>>34128180I'm 23 and have been playing since 1989. Fuck you, motherfucker. Never try to one up me again.
>>34128174
>>34128179Good girl.
>>34128185My topscoring gamer turds fall to the earth from great heights and slap you in your noob face on the way down.That’s just how it is.
>>34128180Lmao. I've been playing since 1997 when I bought a PSX with Crash 1. Fucking newkek, your opinion is invalid. Also, 30? Lmao, in 1999 you were 4 years old. What did you play back then, randomly mashing buttons?
>>34128148Yeah but my bf never pays attention to my boobs.
What the fuck convinces a man it's ok to write this.
I don’t feel well
>>34128200fuck off vagueshit
>>34128192Fortine is so good. I know
>>34128198Being a retard.
>>34128195Tetris, Super Mario World, Tekken, The Sims, Laura Bow, early childhood crapI was already reading novels by then so I wasn’t really half as clueless as you would assume
>>34128207The Sims came out the following year, but I was gamin then
>>34128198How did you find Sarge in the wild?
>>34128207You should be put down
>>34128198Alcoholism, maybe FAS as well
>>34128181Its actually true but you gotta be casual about it. Like one night i was out with my friends and bought an ice cream for one of the girls of our group and then I found out a few weeks later she liked me so much over that that she fell in love with me while I was just doing it cause I was in a good mood.
>>34128158>>34128159Honestly, mating press seems more awkward than folded missionary, and it looks like you couldn't actually go as deep, either.
>>34128212I disagree, but I am pretty biased
>>34128214I meant that because I love coocking and cooking for somebody I loved would be wonderful...
How are you femanons
>>34128219I am not.
>>34128223Why aren't you
>>34128195>when I bought a PSX with Crash 1Crash 1 will forever be my fav Naughty Dog gameHave you played Crash 4?
If my gf's eye fell out I'd donate one of mine to her. Rimworld style.
>>34128224Because I am a man and you asked how we are femanons.
>>34128230Yeah and I'm asking why you aren't one
>>34128219Like horrendously bad tbqh
>>34128200What's up anon ): feel better soon>>34128195Nta but this was my shit when I was 4>>34128233What's up anon D:
>>34128233How come
>>34128232I was born with this condition of being a tall man with a dick.
>>34128236Have you tried cutting off your legs and penis
All my gay homies are allowed into Agartha. No lesbos tho
>>34128237No.
They do this on purpose don't they? Are they a prostitution company cuz it seems like their whole business model revolves around fucking their customers.
>>34128115>telling meHe dosen’t tell you, you just know he dosen’t find you physically attractive. You can just tell.
>>34128227>Have you played Crash 4?I really liked it. Legit cried a little here and there at the references.
>>34128246I can just tell you don't speak English. How do you have internet in your shithole country
Non-white moids of /atoga/Do you still want a white gf or did you give up?
>>34128243Chick Fil A? Yea
Why do I hate having a man asking me to suck his dick
>>34128253It's cringe wouldn't ask that
If I’m an 8/10, can I successfully warm approach?
>>34128235>>34128234My friend just told me I'm being a hypochondriac and I need to stop stressing myself out
>>34128252Not chick fil a these motherfuckers are ransoming my internet connection to me
>>34128251Kinda. I think really I’m open to whatever is right for me, but race mixing is actually pretty le bad.
I think i saw a girl have interest in me. it was a fat latina at the mcd drive thru. I pulled up, national anthem by lana del rey blasting, chorus starts almost exactly as she opens the window to hand me my food.she's visibly blushingman, why couldn't it be a hot girl :(
>>34128259You do though that's probably why you're breaking out so much ms picky pickles
>>34128258How would you do it?
I miss my cringe exbf
>>34128253you still do it anyway
>>34128266Why was he cringe and why do you miss him
>>34128251>>34128262quadroon kids doesn't sound that bad actuallyBut yeah I'm not gonna close the doors on any girl because of her race at this point.
>Gen A won't remember dab and Despacito or Gangnam StyleThis is sad
>>34128274Cringest shit ever respectfully kill yourself
>>34127352In my time on /atoga/, I've learned that men really hate hearing this. They worship breasts so much that they take it as an insult whenever a woman considers it just another body part.
>>34128274All of that is soulless garbage
>>34128272Enter: the Octaroonhttps://youtu.be/-swcGP7bXyo
Back from the hospital. Wife and son both died after birth. How should I kill myself?
>>34128276>>34128278They were the best songs in historyYou knew the lyrics and the melody of those songs right after you read the titles
>>34128281Take a shot at a politician.
>>34128264It's not fairThere are brain surgeons with clearer skin than me Why does my stress have to be broadcasted
>>34128281Quit larping.
>>34128281They died because I yeeted on them. TWENNYWAN! Yaga!
>>34128283Shitify can feed me 1000 better songs than those
>>34128287Thing is tho they aren't stressed because they know what they're doing and they're confident Do you know what you're doing. Are you confident Mine was really bad in highschool but it got better after I got out cuz I chilled out more. It's still pretty oily tho
>>34128290The Great Meme Reset has already flopped, give it up.
Can you still be friends after unsuccessfully dating or asking a girl out?
>>34128295No I'm not Thats also not fair. I'm not confident so I'm stressed so I break out so I'm even less confident
>>34128297Theoretically yes, but why would you want that
>>34128297Yea
>>34128274>zoomies never cranked datSo sad
>>34128287Those surgeons aren't stressed because they know the soul isn't real and nothing matter.
>>34128300For the same reason I asked her out, I like her>>34128301I don't know how to navigate it
>>34128287HOW are you posting about yiur acne here TWENTY FOUR FUCKING SEVEN
>>34128297You have to understand women will do everything possible to avoid confrontation. If she ever says "friend" after you ask her out or flirt thats her signaling that she isnt interested. If she says plainly im not into you, it has more potential to start an argument.
>>34128304nta but all you can do is try to act normal and accept that things will be weird for a while.
>>34128299It's not fair but you gotta equalize the playing field what else are you stressed about outside of skinMaybe instead of picking your skin you should pick a boyfriend to squeeze like a stressball. Wouldn't that help
>>34128309Why do you care you beast
Am I a pervert for thinking the conductor on the commuter train I usually take between cities is really hot? I feel ashamed for being attracted to her.
>>34128302I did because my siblings are millennials kek
Women, how many men have asked you out?
>>34128315It would help if you died
>>34128302Do you even know how fucking old gen z is
>>34128317That should be a mans job. You should run a train on her.
>>34128322Yes, Mr. Srs Bsns
>>34128198Drugs
>>34128316I'll jizz in your neurotic craters
>>34128309Asking the real questions here
>>341283194
>>34128198I wish I was this confident and successful with women
>>34128321That's a little mean I'm not trying to antagonize you.
>>34128339but she is
>>34128341I think she's kind at heart but is just having a rough time 2bh
>>34128297Yeah.
>>34128219Wanna die>>34128319Like "officially" a date? I think zero. I've been asked for my number a handful of times.
>>34128346I'm a huge bitch no one likes me. whats not clicking
Fuck these scamjeet support agents they gotta be hiring them on purpose. Absolutely unhelpful retarded and don't understand what I'm saying. Fuck this country and this timeline.
I hate being terminally online. I'm totally sure it completely fucked up my perception of the real world and common sense.
Should I rewatch The Wire?
>>3412831912
>>34128346no she is always like this antagonizing people when she feels bad
>>34128356I'm on season 2, which is the best season
>>34128349Why
>>34128361What is this 20 questions
>>34128351I think you choose to believe this despite evidence to the contrary because that is the path of least resistance for you wrt coping with your insecurities
>>34128351I don't think you're a bitch you just need a break. Maybe a hug.
>>34128339So why are you antagonizing me? Making fun of me for being alone when I'm already constantly upset about it is antagonizing.
>>34128359I kinda prefer S4. I liked the school storyline a lot.
>>34128362Yes.
>>34128322Yes, Gen Z are the same age as the little kid actors on Stranger Things
>>34128363I thought I was a nice enjoyable person a few months ago but people change and I have seen the truth of the matter
>>34128374And approaching 30
>>34128318But: did you shake that laffy taffy
>>34128349The only date that I've ever been on that I knew was officially a date ended with us having sex.
>>34128375>but people changeLike who? You, or others?
>>34128379On the first?
>>34128383Everyone
>>34128371Sorry you're sol the last time I talked about it someone got me b&
>>34128367I'm not making fun of you just a little playful teasing. And I'm sorry if it came off that way. Do you forgive me.
>>34128351Cranky skinny pale ass.
>>34128375What happened a few months ago
>>34128379Most of my "unofficial" dates end that way
>>34128386>someone got me b&Who do you want to genocide?
>>34128322>gen zSpeaking of which, any of the Millennimal Animals here want to go back in time to 1999 and stop the team of nerds trying to prevent the Y2K virus, so that the Y2K virus actually happens and makes the '90s last forever?
>>34128392Nobody?
>>34128386WtfWater it down for me
>>34128377>approaching 30In other words, little kids.If you haven't noticed, most undergrads and even some "typical aged" Master's degree students look like children these days.
>>34128394This is all the furries' fault
>>34128395Oh, I thought you were some cool manhater.
>>34128384Yes, no shit, that's how I knew it was a date.
>>34128401Why
>>34128388Your mother>>34128389I got real idk
>>34128406>>34128407huh different women, interdasting
It's just tough realizing I have no control over my body I thought I was healthy and was so proud of how well I did and then it all became pointless and worthless
>>34128219I managed to orgasm, so pretty good.
>>34128409I don't want to die I WANT TO LIVE I WANT A REAL LIFE
>>34128385Well... if you changed into a worse person, that doesn't mean you can't change back to being nice and enjoyable
>>34128410what happened anon?
>>34128406I don't know man, the women who come here and seems angry usually hate men and wish death upon them.But good for you if that's not the case for you and you see things more differentiated.Who DO you hate?
I wish I was 18 again. Back then I looked like a young Christopher Hall, and I was skinny with flowing hair, and when I was naked my penis got really big and long. Now that I am twice that age, I am extremely fat in the belly, barely get erections, and often struggle to see my own winky below my folds of pork belly flesh. I began as a gothic sex god. I am instead now a basement-dwelling pig-monster man crouching in a corner with drool on his lips, staring at his penis and dreaming of times gone by.
>>34128407What do you mean you got real Come on can't just give me these nothing answers
>>34128418Hit the treadmill?
>>34128419I believe that there is a penis involved. You must touch it. Touch the penis!
>>34128419Don't reply to vagueshitters, you are just feeding their ego.
>>341283190, I think. But I have dated
It's just tough realizing I have no control over anything meaningful or important. I have control over whether or not I want to eat food that is already in my cupboards. Great, what freedom. Can't even find a place to piss if you're not in your own home half the time. Everything is just so pointless and worthless.>>34128417>seems angry???
>>34128426You think??
>>34128425Don't care
Why are women using atoga as their diary?
>>34128431Because too many men here write with one hand.
>>34128431That's just what women do
>>34128431To get replies from us, I guess.
>>34128431I don't have any real friends
>>34128419I don't know I had some kind of mental break
Is it okay to hit on girls at the gym?
>>34128436that's a choice
>>34128431Hey man I answered a question with 2 words, I didn't do this.
>>34128441ok
>>34128438No be nice don't hit them
>>34128430I know you don't care that you are shitting up the thread.
>>34128431Why aren't you?
>>34128436Do they know that?
>>34128446what is there even here to shit up
>>34128431I think the men and women of atoga could probably do with making a diary / notes
>>34128449Not much anymore thanks to people like that.
>>34128219My face feels better now somehow after hurting all day.
>>34128448I think so. Both of them barely talk to me and use me as their personal therapist when they do, so the conversations are draining.
>>34128438NoI have to go back there don't make it weird. I couldn't go to tractor supply for months because there was this one guy that worked there who would follow me around talking about his cat the whole time.
>>34128449Every general has a hall monitor, even the co-ed chatroom general
>>34128437Anything in particular happen to do that to you>>34128446I know your Jeet ass doesn't understand this but toilets were made for shitting in
>>34128229Based
we are the eternal now. u need to ohm state.w-what is blud talking about. the truth.go practice ur ohm state trust me im not even capping fr.
>>34128456I miss faq. at least he was taking action instead of complaining
>>34128454Oh wait you actually have people who still reach out? I thought you were like me. Poser.
>>34128460Fuck.Off.
>>34128438Yeshttps://youtu.be/Grlkmvja3fw?si=2R1epnu9D97Iuu8c&t=236
>>34128431Because this is easy
had brahman realization again. many such incidents.
If someone gave me a choice:>videogames, anime, weekly pizza, energy drinks, masturbatingor>a wife with kidsand I couldn't have both, I would never choose the second option, lol
I'm so ugly
>>34128461it's always the same with the dramatic femanons on here.stick to the ones who aren't BPD or avoidant crazies, granted they are rare on here.the rest are a waste of time.
>>34128460I must've shown up when that guy finally gave up, because the first several threads I read here in the fall (when I started posting itt) had the big long faq, but I didn't actually hear about faqqot until months later
>>34128462fun fact: if you apply to become a 4chan janitor you get to do exactly what you're doing right now, and you won't even get a pay cut
>>34128468Why would you?Kids are fucking shit.
>>34128455If we never made a woman feel uncomfortable ever we'd never get a girlfriend. It's not like you approach us. I'd know.
>>34128454If you made friends before, that means you can definitely make new ones.>>34128472That's not true. Anon would also get a direct line to the other jannies and be able to erp with them
How do I become undriainable? How do I develop nerves of steel? How do I completely absolutely stop giving a shit?
>>34128470I'm just a girl who REALLY has no friendsI'm literally being a gatekeeping hipster about being alone don't encourage me.
>>34128472Yes yes we know nothing matters and you are so cool for being a nihilist yes yes
>>34128475I approach men.I would literally never cold approach one though.No offense but you might just be mid.
>>34128480my advice still counts for you.it was genderless at who it was directed.
>>34128455Girls drop signals to talk to them everywhere though, especially at the gym.You never exchanged eye contact with a good looking guy at the gym and wished he would talk to you?As the second part, you gotta learn to be more upfront in your rejections. There's nothing wrong with telling a man you're not interested (or lie about having a bf) as long as you're not rude about it. But of course instead you would rather just avoid going to the store for the rest of your life
>>34128470I also have a friend (girl) whom I'm not dating, but I'm crying to her about my problems and she hugs me. But does it make me less of an incel? No.
>>34128165i just want a moid who doesnt lie to me or hate me why is that too much to ask
>>34128484Bro how do I avoid myselfOh wait Well at least I closed the thought loop.
>>34128483>I approach men.>I would literally never cold approach one though.So…you don’t approach men.
>>34128478>How do I become undriainable?Can't drain balls that aren't there.
>>34128489I have no fucking clue what you are doing, nig.
>>34128487but i a woman has moid friends, youll call her a whore.
>>34128483I'm okay but not top 0.1% enough to be approached by average women
>>34128487nobody was talking about younobody.
>>34128485You realize lying about having a boyfriend doesn't get the weird or shitty ones to stop following you right? Obviously I tried that. I never want anyone to talk to me. When I'm compelled enough by a guy I can talk to him.
Merry Christmas :D
>>34128493>youllI won't. Possessiveness is insecurity.
>>34128483>No offense but you might just be mid.How could he forget that mid men are never allowed to make women uncomfortable by approaching them, the horror.
>>34128497>I never want anyone to talk to me. When I'm compelled enough by a guy I can talk to him.how do you think you get to that point?
>>34128499Week late and a dollar short
>>34128487MI don't see what's wrong with having friends like that.
>>34128496>people aren't allowed to add relevant personal anecdotes to the reply chain
>>34128490That means (well it used to mean) that I seek out men from groups I frequent. Get to know them first. I'm not interested in going on a date with someone I don't know enough about."Oh no I had to run into her on 3 separate occasions for her to let me hit it" calm down.
>>34128456I wish this co-ed chat was like the co-ed showers in Starship Troopers. Then we could all see each other naked.
>>34128505>relevantCope
>>34128507The femanons here have ugly boobs though
>>34128499Happy Valentines Day!
>>34128507think of all the scrawny hiki neet femanons....
>>34128506That’s not “approaching men”. That’s expressing interest in someone you’ve gotten to know for a while.
>>34128497>When I'm compelled enough by a guy I can talk to him.>tells 90% of "mid" men to never approach>will only approach the top 5% that already gets pussyWomen are so stupid it's really no wonder you didn't get rights for most of history
Women would you date a guy who at the slightest provocation flies into an uncontrollable rage rips off his shirt pulls 2 axes out from his pants and screams VALHALLA AWAITS and then goes off into a psychotic killing spree
>>34128507Then you missed out on the rehash of the attention-seeking “kitten”
>>34128509You have ugly boobs too, baldy.
>>34128503>>34128510>niggas don't care about orthodox
>>34128516and rulebreaker
>>34128515I had a dream that he was bartending for me and ripped off his shirt to kiss me.It was very strange and I noticed I was drooling on my pillow.
>>34128507Now I'm thinking about Dizzy and frowning and it's your fault bro.
>>34128501Best not to if you're not getting any positive signals. Making eye contact with you because I'm aware that you're staring at me doesn't count.>>34128502Are you asking me for my preferences or asking if there's something in particular that they do that makes me interested?>>34128513I see a difference. Spending a few hours total with a guy vs knowing him for months. If you're barely acquaintances I'd say it counts as an approach. >>34128514No. 100% don't fucking talk to me. Let me do it.
How many women have high body counts or degenerate kinks like being choked or cucking?All i wanted was my virgin wife to raise a family with as the lord intended but satan has corrupted the morals of society.
>>34128506>(well it used to mean)When? Cold approaching always meant approaching a stranger. If it's a group you frequent, that's already a warm approach because you know them and spent time with them. It's PUA 101 ffs
>>34128499Merry Christmas dog
>>34128526>PUAOhhh
>>34128526Niggas really making charts for this shit. You guys are way too autistic to date.
>>34128526>It's peepee poopoo 101 ffs
>>34128526You see how I didn't use the word "cold" when I explained that I approach men? You confused yourself.
>>34128526>PUAAre you a time traveller?
>>34128531>>34128532Don't use PUA terms if you don't know them. But any newbie learns the correct terminology in their first week.
its so cold that my upper lip kind of hurts even though i applied Vaseline and chapstickthis is men's fault
>>34128526Warm carries risk though. You risk rumors being spread about you or firing
>>34128532You're just a femcel from 4chan. After I got trained by a PUA master, I had sex with so many Stacies I stopped counting.
>>34128544If you want a smoonch just say so
>>34128532Not about the chart per se, but there is a strange irony of approaching. That it’s more fearful to approach a stranger who, if rejected, you will never see again, compared to it somehow feels easier to approach someone you already know, where there is more social fallout if rejected.
>>34128544Foids got me sick on Christmas Eve. Reap what you sow.
>>34128546Bro what chick uses nigga. You're so retarded
>>34128550Not that strange if you think about it for a few seconds.Strangers are strangers. People you know are people you know.
>34128544>this is men's faultYes, it is your own fault, since you too are a man.
>>34128552>Bro what chick uses niggaBlack ones?
As someone who has anger issues I think the thing about it is that we want to angry. It feels good. Powerful. Calming down feels like stepping down and admitting defeat and I'm fighting my nature. You guys know what I mean.
>>34128551Come down with the pox?
>>34128545Yeah, that's why you need to be sure of her IOIs if you take the risk. Is she asking you questions, is she touching you etc.
>>34128557*To BE angry
>>34128555Emo/scene kids in the 2000s and some Mexicans as well in my experience
>>34128507I don't want femanons to see my tiny pp though :/
>>34128552Then learn it too, you'll get laid if you learn from a certified PUA expert. Just read the reviews before applying for a training.
>>34128552Nta I know at least two.Very 4chan-damaged.
>>34128557I unfortunately understand what you mean.I find myself wanting to angry as well. But it never helps! It's never worth it.
>>34128559Come on get down with the sickness.
>>34128553I know, but with the pure logic of a robot, it *should* be easier to approach a stranger because it’s a momentary interaction with no fallout, but it *feels* so much more terrifying.
>>34128562Also wiggers.
>>34128564A lot of stuff is free these days.
>>34128523>Making eye contact with you because I'm aware that you're staring at me doesn't countAnd this is the issue. For many women this is The Sign to approach. So many women complain about missing "the signs" when all it is is eye contact for half a second. You should complain to your own gender if you don't like men approaching you. If you were more direct then you could get your way.
>>34128570>I know, but with the pure logic of a robot,lol
God damn it women why did you make me break my Wordle streak
>>34128564>>34128572No wonder you guys are virgins. You just gotta chill. Vibe.
>eye-undressing, eye-neck-licking and absolutely eye-fucking femanon from across the room, broodingly
>>34128573>For many women this is The SignLook, I see what you're saying in that indirect communication through body language is varied and hard to decipher. Especially for people with shit social skills.I'm standing by my opinion that cold approaching is stupid and a waste of time. I'd love to see what percentage of women are even open to them outside of very specific circumstances.
>>34128576Wtf is that word
Cold approaching only works if you wear some sort of brimmed hat, remove it upon approaching, cold-style, and clutch it thoughtfully in front of your waist with both hands as you get her attention with some variation of "Excuse me, ma'am"Trust me bro
>>34128579Yeah, chicks never ever hook up at bars. Like never, right?
>>34128584I do this and my trick is to have my 5 o clock shadow and an air of fresh cigarette smoke around me
>>34128572>How's your night going?This is stupid, my female friends ask me this all the time, sometimes every day, but it doesn't mean they want to date me.
>>34128583It sure wasn't hilly, billy or willy I'll tell you that much aaaaaaaah
>>34128588Which path on the flowchart do you take during Phase 2? "I couldn't help but notice" or "why don't you and me blow this popsicle stand?"
>>34128590It's never names btwAlso stop trying to guess rhymes if you still have a bunch of possible letters.
>>34128587>except in very specific circumstancesYou people need to learn to read
>not cold approaching by calling her a racial slur and telling her you want to glaze her tittiesThis almost never works but the one chick who goes for it is going to be a FREAK
>>34128594I had _ILLY and guessed wrong three times.A billy is a blunt weapon and a willy is a basket also
>>34128596Weirdly I approve of this more than a "normal" cold approach. If you're just trying to find some weird sex shit it's going to save you a lot of time to be gross/weird right out the gate. I don't want it to happen to me but at least I'd be more grossed out and bemused than uncomfortable lol.
>>34128253Because you prefer when he ORDERS you to do it
>>34128595You were envisioning cold approaching as if it were some girl walking on the sidewalk alone and some dude just walking up to her. The concept of cold approaching is nearly always in the context of social or semi-social environments. Like, looking at the same sort of books near each other at a book store would be a semi-social environment.
>>34128579Have you really never met a woman who complained about men not getting signs? It is almost never a verbal greeting or smile etc, it's usually quick eye contact with perhaps some hair playing with her being in your vicinity. It isn't about varied body language or shitty social skills because even men who get pussy regularly miss those often.I get it that you are brave and dominant and like to approach men but most women like to have plausible deniability and let the man carry the burden of the approach fully.So men do it and risk rejection, because otherwise our species would die.
>>34128601>Like, looking at the same sort of books near each other at a book storeAnon this makes mustard gas
>>34128601>Like, looking at the same sort of books near each other at a book store would be a semi-social environment.That is essentially the same as walking up to me on the sidewalk I don't see your point.
>>34128597So guess something with a bunch of letters that could be the first letter of that to knock out the possibilities damn.
>>34128602*pulls down your pants*oh we're gonna plap alright
>>34128603Overwhelmingly they complain about men misinterpreting nothing as a sign, not the other way around.
>>34128605>if you like that author, then you would really love this one>get away from me, rapist! *maces the poor guy*
>>34128583got it in four myself. not sure what your problem is.
>>34128611Based
>>34128606I did that mfer god damn! Are you slowI had all letters but the initial one right for the last four guesses and just didn't happen to guess the right one
>>34128605>she doesn't dream about randomly meeting the love of her life when picking up the same bookSounds like you lead a very planned out and boring life. Maybe you should take the headphones out next you're at the gym and let anon rizz you up
I only had 1 successful sidewalk cold approachThe approach went well but our date weeks later was awful
>>34128611I'm not going to use mace in an enclosed spacePlus I have asthma if anything I'm giving myself a handicap there.I would prefer to browse in peace. If a dude did that I'd say thanks and immediately move to another section until I can go back to what I was doing. Stop making shit up to make yourself mad.
>>34128605You think so? I'd say the bookstore is very different, it's a shared space where you know you're both interested in books, and it's public so he won't try anything crazy
>>34128616How unimaginative you are. Love isn't everything anon. I went on a backpacking trip this past year I lived in the woods for 4 months. The world is out there too and some of it is pretty neat.
And now I'm losing at connections. I'm going to end up in a rubber room before the day is over and it's women's faultI'm not allowed to eat solid food or use regular scissors anymore I don't thinkI'm stupid
moids are overrated
>>34128622>went backpacking and lived in the woods for 4 months>was too scared to say no to a guy so instead she stopped going to a store for monthsAin't foolin' me
>>34128605This is a very unusual perspective. Just telling you because you don't seem to know>>34128587tbqh at least in my social scene here in the UK I've never seen it happen, never met anyone who's done it, and never met anyone who's seen it happen. Maybe it happens in some age group or social scene I'm not a part of.
>>34128622>I went on a backpacking trip this past year I lived in the woods for 4 months.nta but where did you go? Sounds like such a cool experience.
>>34128620But I don't know that. He happens to be in a book store. There's no guarantee that he's there for himself or has remotely similar interests or tastes to me. And I'm not bothered enough to take the gamble that he is someone I would want to get to know.
>>34128623OK I'm normal now because I solved the Connections, barely
Foids just want invisible men to be alone
>>34128627>This is a very unusual perspective. Just telling you because you don't seem to knowNot that unusual, I wouldn't think. I agree with her.I'd be a little annoyed if someone interrupted my browsing.
>>34128629True, I just mean it's ever-so-slightly from "random guy on the sidewalk". Definitely still far from ideal
>>34128618>If a dude did that I'd say thanks and immediately move to another section until I can go back to what I was doingFair enough, but that is what a cold approach is. A friendly first engagement to determine interest. You are the sort to not like or want any man ever, so i don’t know why the fuck you think your opinion of dating or approaching has any value for normal fucking humans.
>be single guy>work with single girl>not interested in her>still get jealous when other people flirt with herI should really get around to killing myself.
>>34128633There'd be the obvious body language showing you're open to being talked to. You know, a glance, an open facial expression, then he can say something and you can either reply with something super short and polite (i.e. "fuck off") or you can engage with it.
>>34128637You just need to have a girl to flirt with
>>34128263Or maybe it's just hot in the kitchen and you're delusional
>>34128632Yeah male loneliness epidemic is not severe enough
>>34128635And she's on 4chan. Probably not hot enough to get approached anyway.
>>34128641Yeah that's why it's hard to feel bad for women's problems
>>34128637do you really feel that much self resentment? i think that's a bit cute. it would be weird if you didn't go like "my brain is so weird lol" but wanting to flirt with someone that much isnt like a bad thing....
>>34128642>saying this in the same thread as the collage of our hot femanons
>>34128632And you're still expected to contribute and protect them if they ever need you
>>34128626Bruh I told him no. And he continued to follow me around every time I went in there for cat food. Avoiding an annoyance ain't the same. And I'm not doxxing myself by posting pictures of my gear. I am not afraid of men in general, I just desperately do not want to talk to fucking anyone at all. Why do you think I wanted to live in the damn woods.>>34128628I'd rather not get specific it's not like, the most popular thing in the world to do.>>34128634How though? That's like saying I have something in common with a guy just because we're at Walmart at the same time.>>34128635I used to date. These opinions are honestly formed through experience. I just do not like that kind of interaction with a random stranger. Male or female.>>34128642Ngl the reason I have the opinions I do is because I mostly get cold approached by meth heads. More "normal" men always go for a warm approach with me. So I think I've subconsciously associated the act of cold approaching with an absolute nutjob missing a couple teeth.
>>34128638If it's so obvious, please teach it to your fellow men. Unless they know already, but they choose to ignore it :/
>>34128645Reference the hot/crazy scale. Any femanon that is not a landwhale is batshit crazy.
>>34128654When the face is a 6 the body's a 7 and the mind is a Ḧ̸͇̤̝́͗̄̕Ē̷̘͓̮̃L̵̛̰̟͒͝ͅP̴̤̙̭̯͖͐͆̇̾͂̔ ̴̖͎̂͐́͝M̵̢͈̘̳̂E̶̛̠͂̌͐̎͗ ̸̛̺́̄̆͐̕
>>34128651Walmart is an everything store, so yeah it's useless for our purposes. A bookstore provides the thinnest of shared interests to talk about, and in my experience, there's a whole lot of obnoxious men that would never step inside one. That fact alone makes me entertain being cold approached for 3 seconds, rather than my usual 0.
>>34128653Anon your glance is just a glance not a signal or a move or anything remotely obvious
>>34128654And that makes them less hot...?I was under the impression that batshit crazyness was acceptable if you've got fat milkers.
>>34128651>I just do not like that kind of interaction with a random stranger. Male or female.Then lock yourself up in a dungeon. Because in general, the world is friendly, and you are not.
>>34128653>Unless they know already, but they choose to ignore itYou got it!Some of them ignore it because they really really hope that you actually want to fuck them and they sort of feel like they can just bulldoze through the awkwardness and eventually you'll want to fuck them. Somehow.Some of them ignore it because they simply don't give a shit.Some of them ignore it because they're so focused on what they're saying and they don't really care what you have to say so they don't notice that you're not having fun.Some of them ignore it because any rejection is a "loss", and any loss means they're a failure of a man, so they absolutely cannot let you reject them.
>>34128658Anon, never ever ever stick your dick in crazy. It’s rule fucking 1.
>>34128660Exactly. And that's why my shield of bitchiness is always up at maximum strength. Guys say "just give us a chance!" when we already have "chances" forced on us daily.
>buys me gifts>likes touching me>compliments my face, body, clothes >always seems to look forward to seeing me>will seem jealous if im with another woman>puts more energy into our friendship than I do (I am trying harder to match or exceed her though)I am attracted to her. I get the feeling she is too. But I think I am misinterpreting her feelings and intentions and just wishing she liked me. How wrong am I?
>>34128668These all sound like positive signs to me. Be bold in 2026 and see if she's interested!!
>>34128660b-b-b-but those are all compliments, you're being mean if you don't passively accept sexual harassment :((
>>34128656That's your prerogative, do what you wantIdk I don't see "reading anything at all, and maybe not even that he's just buying a book for his mom" as enough of a reason but you do you.>>34128659I am "friendly" in that I am polite and kind to people when I'm out in the world. What I am not is talkative, or interested in making friends.People need sunlight anon that's dumb.All I'm saying is that the only type of man who cold approaches (from my personal perspective) is a homeless man who does drugs and tries to hit on me at the bus stop.
>>34128668Obviously fake bullshit. But if not, get out of your head.
This could be us femanon
Men, I am going to eat an apple for dinner, then change into my sleeping clothes (loose shirt, no bra, shorts) and watch vtubers until I fall asleepRate my evening plans
>>34128544Vasaline only traps the moisture under, girliepop. Drink water and nibble aloe/cocobutter/coconutbutter raw.
>>34128667I'm not fucking approaching or forcing anything on you like most guys who respect you don't want to be approached randomly. Now I'm fucking lonely while you're probably not. What do you fucking expect guys to do.
>>34128659>Because in general, the world is friendlyOnly rapists try to promote this worldview. Women learn from an early age that strange men are NOT to be trusted.
>>34128674You said man or woman, you would run away from anyone suggesting an author at the bookstore in a subject you are interested in. You are absolutely not friendly. Not being a blatant cunt does not equate with friendliness.
>>34128678Sounds ok, which one are you watching?
>>34128678It was pretty cool up until the vtuber part 5/10
>>34128669How is this any different to how any other woman would act though?>>34128675Not sure why youre being hostile. If you think im being delusional then just say so.
>>34128682>Only rapists try to promote this worldview. Women learn from an early age that strange men are NOT to be trusted.Your worldview is warped and sexist. Men are not wild rapists roaming the streets.
>>34128682Sufemecist forgot to put the name it seems.
>>34128682Women prefer rapists over incels who are too scared to say hi to a girl.
>>34128678Which vtubers?
>>341286787/10. Eat some protien. Also let me snuggle with you you seem cozy.
>>34128681Maybe I sounded too harsh. I'm up for bookstore chats, and if it makes you feel better, I'm miserable and lonely too.
Should I watch the Truman Show or From Paris with Love
>>34128694Truman Show, great movie I really like Jim Carrey when he is not being cringe
>>34128684>>34128691I'll see if any are playing Hades, or just switch to Neuro if none interest me>>34128686>How is this any different to how any other woman would act though?NTA but personally, touching and body compliments are reserved exclusively for men I'd like to smooch
>>34128678>vtumors
>>34128687>cmooon, don't be like that babe, just get in the van ;)I'm sorry that basic self-defence feels sexist, but I really have no other choice.
>>34128700You literally do not have to assume men are that by default like I am just because I don't like your sexist bullshit.
>>34128687>Men are not wild rapists roaming the streets.I am.
>>34128697>NTA but personally, touching and body compliments are reserved exclusively for men I'd like to smoochThis is also my assumption. Is that the biggest indicator?
>>34128678>apple for dinnerGet a load of this skinny bitch....god I wish I was a skinny bitch.
>>34128697I like neuro. Haven't watched in a long time
>>34128700The lock yourself in a dungeon and go be safe there. It sounds like you prefer sharia.
I mog so hard
>>34128678you might be a woman but you need to eat a more balanced diet, your body rots faster than a man's and eventually you will get painful conditions like osteoporosis
>>34128704I'd say so yeah, the other things could just be the behaviour of an extroverted friend, but touching and body compliments pushes it over the line into "she knows what she's doing" territory.
>>34128694Truman showwwwww
>>34128712>anon advises landwhale to eat more
>>34128692>>34128712I had some peanut butter earlier, that's my protein for the day>>34128708I have an eating disorder, pls don't be like me
>>34128694Absolutely From Paris with Love. Travolta being a badass is badass.
>>34128697>I'll see if any are playing Hades, or just switch to Neuro if none interest meCool. I tried to be a vtuber for a little while but don't really enjoy it enough to do it often, and I don't really appeal to the vtuber audience much anywaysMy most loyal viewer is just some guy who I happened to get from /vr/ who otherwise doesn't watch vtubers
Women like vtubers? Even the ones with huge jiggly badonkers?
>>34128721It takes effort for sure, I respect the work that goes into itConverting a non-vtuber fan is an impressive feat :)>>34128722Yes? They're cute and tend to be social and engagingI like looking at cute anime girl avatars too, no homoThere's some great male ones too
>>34128722I like the drama. It's like a soap opera for shut-in weebs.
>>34128726>i love watching 400 lbs men with avatars and voice changers
watching vtubers is a potential flag
>>34128730If that's the case, it's even more impressive they can keep up the facade while being a fun host>>34128732I also watch live sports, so those flags cancel each other out
>>34128734>so those flags cancel each other outHow do you figure? I also didn't say the color
>>34128726>It takes effort for sure, I respect the work that goes into itIt does! It's a massive timesink and requires social media and networking prowess that I simply do not haveAnd ty :)
>>34128735I guess my brain inserted "red" before flag, hehAnd I just think vtubers and sports are opposing weeb/normie interests, so they cancel each other out
womenif you grew a dick what would you do with it?would you still be into men or would you try to get some pussy?
>>34128734blue flag + red flag = purple flaganyway watching sports doesn't count if it's normie shit
>>34128678>no comments on going bralessThere are no men on /atoga/
>>34128740do we get a matching prostate
>>34128678>>34128742same vibe
>>34128740I would masturbate into a jar in case I ever turned back, then I could impregnate myself and see what happensFrom what I understand, sexual orientation is a brain chemicals thing, so I would retain my thirst for cock
>>34128744sure why not.
>>34128739>I guess my brain inserted "red" before flagOf course it did. The female mind.
>>34128742oh sorry, my bad.WOWZA! Big milk jugs me likey!Femanon, may I hold them for you???? Perhaps a squeeze or two????
>>34128742Fine, you've forced my hand.>>34128678Tell us about your BOOOOOBS and your nipples too
>>34128746>then I could impregnate myself and see what happensWell you'd likely have a very fucked up kid.
>>34128746wtf grossI wouldn't go that far, but I would do a 3D scan of my dick to make a custom dildo, then it would be like fucking myself
>>34128740How do I detatch this thing? *jerking it*
>>34128742You caught us. We've been a bunch of girls pretending this whole time.
>>34128758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp392Nk_2vw
>>34128751>>34128752Thank you, my endless desire for male validation is sated for nowSince you asked, they're saggy with pancake nipples
>>34128758I’ll give you a cookie if you do 10 squats and 10 pushups right now.
I am so horny my dick and balls hurt.
>>34128762>pancake nipplesI really hope you meant pepperoni nipples.
>>34128762Appreciated anyway.Thank you for your boobs.
>>34128762>Since you asked, they're saggy with pancake nipplesYou won't believe me, but peak. Would grope and suck
>>34128761Why did I hear this in orange man's voice jej.
how bad is it for my dating prospects if i'm really good at joke-flirting like an asshole with friends but as soon as i realize someone actually likes me i become catatonic and stop being able to speak clearly
these past few weeks I've been having dreams about cuddling naked with a cute girl, these dreams make me sad because I can't stay in them forever
>>34128774M or F? Not that it really matters
>>34128773Baby, 10 squats and 10 pushups. You can do it.
>>34128777f
>>34128777It should be obvious.
>>34128762Now tell us about your ass >:]
>be me, 31, never had a gf>talking to this girl for about a month (out of state for most of it)>we seem to get along really well>we're both excited, she's making jokes about being engaged by next month>we had planned multiple dates the week I was back in town>finally meet in person yesterday>she seems like she doesn't really wanna be there, she does smile a few times but mostly just seems nervous and like she wants to go home>afterward she texts me and says she had a great time and is excited to do it again>today she seems a little more distant, could be because she's starting a new job but it feels like she's not as interestedI don't know what to make of this, but I have a feeling it's not going to work out. And if that's the case, I think I'm just going to resign myself to being alone forever.
It occurs to me I haven't seen anyone make fun of Orange Man for saying "bigly" this term. Did he stop?
>>34128775so sad
>>34128779Not even remotely bad. We'd find this very cute and endearing
>>34126132>>34126150Why aren't you pregnant yet?
>I'll never be femanon's oshi and I'll never fuck a fanle sigh.
>>34126621Spoiled, like she gets what she wants and isn't used with going without.
>In 2017, American rapper Cupcakke also opted to stop using Twitter because she received death threats from BTS stans, after she made a sexual comment about member Jungkook.Why are women like this?
>>34128785I think it's very pathetic
>>34128765>>34128778I need to drink water rq. I'll do it on carpet later.
Men complain about incelism and misandry but I love men and I want to date many of them, including some incels and yet men shame me and call me a whore for not being an asexual virgin
>>34128775>in themThat’s not cuddling
>>34128803You’re unbelievable
Why do people act like it’s too late for college if you haven’t gone or finished past your early 20s?I went back and finished in 1.5 years after being a dropout. I hear constantly about people who wished they finished college, is the circumstances that bad to go back? Granted I went to a very affordable college.
>>34128804can I date you?
>>34128807EXCUSE YOU I AM BABY, FAGGOT.
>>3412880310 squats before water. You can do it.
>>34128804Okay tell us more about yourselfAge, hobbies etc
>>34128683A truly unfriendly person wouldn't even say thank you they'd just leave. People I have to talk to for any length of time generally find me charming. I'm the first person to grab a dropped hat or offer a tampon. I just tend to prefer my own company. Not everyone has to be a chatterbox to be considered friendly.
>>34128808It's a significant time investment even if you're not paying out of pocket. Unless you have a specific career goal in mind it may not be worth it.
>>34128812Fine, I did 10 squats in the kitchen.
>>34128808There’s just enough perceived stigma around being a dropout for it to demoralize people into sitting on their hands instead of giving it another shot.On top of being embarrassing, dropping out of college can amount to a waste of both time and money, and that can make people reluctant to give it another shot.But I’m with you; I’m an adult ex-dropout and current student myself.
>>34128722I never got the appeal. It always just seemed like retards making stupid noises when I tried to open any clips. Guess I got filtered.
>>34128297At least ime yeah, just depends on the situation >>34128355>I hate being terminally onlineIdk I love it personallyI'm glad I had my touching grass era to stop me becoming too deranged>>34128418Lose weight then fat boi >>34128427Just piss in the woods like I doYgmi
>>34128816You said that man or woman, you would run away if someone suggested an author to you in a bookstore section. You don’t have to be a chatterbox to not be afraid of your own shadow.
>>34128824>Guess I got filtered.Either that or Sturgeon's Law is in full effect.
>>34128823This is true about the stigma. Especially if your parents are one of those “I sacrificed to give you education” immigrants, dropping out might as well be equal to coming out as gay. I took 2 years off because I felt like it (she thought I was using that As a cover to drop out) and my Asian mom still hasn’t let it go.
>>34128826>I'm glad I had my touching grass era to stop me becoming too derangedI regret my semi touching grass era and wish i stayed a hermit but i cannot turn back the clock
>>34128822Fucking hell, is your floor covered in a year’s worth of unwashed laundry?
>>34128787Waiting until we live together. Or until I'm knocked up by accident. Whichever comes first.
I’m not cute anymore
>>34128835I've never been cute and probably never will be but i want to try,,,,
>>34128468>videogames, anime, weekly pizza, energy drinks, masturbatingThis is already my life but I'd take a wife over it kek>>34128475>It's not like you approach usWomen do sometimes though>>34128499Bro using Internet Explorer>>34128526>£50 What fucking nightclubs are you going to lmao?
>>34128822Better get a contractor in to assess the damage to the foundation.
Delusions getting so bad I'm imagining it's >him every time someone here vagueposts about a girl
>>34128832No. It's tile. And I did them in heels.
>>34128838Shame is good to spur action. Less good i’d say to curtail it. But in your defense, i doubt she did it anyways.
*vagueposts*
>>34128625Agreed desu >>34128678Sounds comfy but I'd eat more than just an apple>>34128697>HadesBasedI have one achievement left...>>34128711I frog so hard
>>34128830Jeez, my condolences.
>>34128838I'm gonna crack your foundation so bad you could get Mpregged.
>>34128842Ffs, you have multiple levels or retardation and autism. Wherever you sit to be on here, just pop up and do 10 any time. Why the fuck do you need to be in the kitchen and have your heels on?
>>34128849I suspect that post might have been a work of fiction.
>>34128841Me with >her a month or so ago.Being insane rocks
I want to hug her
>>34128851I wish it wasn’t though, at least so far as small gains. Bc i’d do 10 and 10 off and on with anyone here for us all the spur each other on.
>>34126011Women, do you moan during sex naturally or do you have to force yourself to moan?
>>34128842imagine the farts
>>34128857One must imagine they are quite sonorous
>>34128856I don't moan, I just end up saying a bunch of cringe shit under my breath if I don't actively try to shut up.
Women, what can I do to most effectively grind me dick into your g spot.
>>34128852How do you make it stop
>34128857>34128860>brapfags moaning over my ass againMany such cases.
>>34128861>Oh, golly gee…
>>34128862Depends on the angle and curvature of your dick, as well as its size.
>>34128866Even worse. Shit like "I love you" in Portuguese.
>>34128860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClA-SnkQR_I&t=42s
>>34128863Get told in no uncertain terms it ain’t mutual and let a bit of time pass
>>34128867slight upward curve6"x5.5"
>>34128865>what do you regret about it?Wasted time and lowered esteem. I could have just stayed comfy and built skills I actually care about
>>34128870Plap plap plap
>>34128866That made me laugh and get hard at the same time
>>34128870Do you speak Portuguese or are you truly just nuts
>>34128875Deep missionary would work fine, then.>>34128878I always hope the sex sounds drown out anything I end up saying.
>>34128806I want to stay in the dream!!!
Anyone down to do 10 and 10 with me?
>>34128880I spoke it when I was very young, but stopped using it, so I only remember the things that are burned into my speech from saying them so much.
>>34128826I can shit in the woods if I have to but obviously it's not ideal.Helpful life tip: don't shit in a hole in the woods wearing a poncho. Even if it's raining really really hard.>>34128827>run awayNowhere did I say that. I would say thank you and leave the area until they're finished there. I'm not "afraid" of having a conversation I would prefer not to in almost all circumstances. I'm not doing anything rude I'm simply choosing not to engage further.>>34128856Naturally noisy I'm one of those people who has to be mindful during massages.
>>34128866>Oh…!>Hit that… hit that yoinky sploinky!!
I was humbledAnd rebornInto a GOD!
>>34128889>Nowhere did I say that>>34128618>If a dude did that I'd say thanks and immediately move to another section>>34128651> I just do not like that kind of interaction with a random stranger. Male or female.
>>34128887Cringe. My dick would shrivel.
>>34128896This is part of why I bury my face in pillows or whatever.
>>34128884Whaaaa
My advice to other men itt: Go to a decent shoe store and get your feet measured by someone less retarded than the monkeys working in the shoe department at Kohl's or wherever you usually shop. Good shoes make for a better life.
>>34128884what is that
>>3412890010 squats, 10 pushups
>>34128889Nta but I think you're just a schizoid
>>34128895I have been hit on by ONE lesbian ever, forgive my slip. Show me the words "run away"
Any femanons wanna touch my thingy y/n
>>34128908I gotchu bro it's done
>>34128910>i would leave the section i want to be in>this isn’t running away
>>34128909I really don't think so. I'm definitely autistic. I don't get what's so hard to get about this, who enjoys having random conversation with a stranger while they're out trying to run errands? I just want to do my shit, go home and eat, and watch some bullshit on YouTube. If I want to meet someone there are places designated for that I don't need to be open to romantic advances wherever I go.
>>34128913>>34128906Just did mine, thanks bros.
>>34128917Autistic schizoid maybe
*hugs you tightly*
Is it an ick if my voice is really loud
>>34128914Yeah those words mean different things I'm not getting your point here.I am making sure the conversation doesn't continue in the most polite way possible. By pretending I'm busy. I'm not out there to offend people I just don't want to chat. Why are you so mad about this anyway clearly I'm not someone you would enjoy talking to?
>>34128921Gay
*dongs dickily*
>>34128911I wanna touch >his thingy and >his nonexistent ass.
>>34128923Fucking autist
>>34128925*rapes you* >:(
I also don't really like autistic people tbqh
>>34128928Do 10 and 10 then.
>>34128932They tend to be a bit of a handful.
>>34128931Gaaaaaaayyyyy
>>341289344 handfuls and a basket of crabs
Women if your boyfriend tried to pick you up and then dropped you would you leave
>>34128937And a floor full of eggshells, yes.
>>34128932I'm autistic and i mostly just want to be left alone
>>34128933I'm going I'm going
>>34128939If he hurt me once, I'd assume it was just a mistake.
>>34128941I know. You people are weird
I’m sleepy I/^honk shu mimimi^
Weird how the USA went from Sputnik to being so anti science so quickly.
>>34128949Sput nis dik, nigga
>>34128949I get what you’re saying, but do you think we made Sputnik? That was the USSR
If I’m not buying silk and fancy cheese for a woman by the end of this year I’m gonna drive a van full of fertilizer into the ocean
Why are men such hypocrites? They want to fuck women of other races but are against women doing the same with other men and then blame them for importing brown people?
>>34128954I meant the “Sputnik Moment” after the launch of Sputnik and the major overhaul of the school system in the USA. Should have clarified.
>>34128956Nothing wrong with women or men having interracial relationships. As long nobody gets pregnant.
>>34128940The eggshells are in piles you just have to watch where you step. It's the crabs you have to watch out for because the basket moves and you never know where you're going to find it next.
>>34128955What did the ocean do to you other than be terrifying?
>>34128956Clearly you don't understand how conquest worksThis is like asking why men don't like when someone takes their stuff but likes taking other people's stuff
>>34128957Ah, okay.Country’s in a very strange state at the moment, to put it very mildly.I’d like to think it’s getting worse before it gets better.
>>34128962Nothing, it just seems like a good target for an act of terror with no real political motives
>>34128965I'm sure you will pull through. It can only get better.
>>34128963Men need to die
>>34128933Ok done
>>34128956>why is there biology?>why can men inseminate indefinitely?>why can women only have so few children?>why are women so selective?>why are men not as selective?Etc etc etc.
>>34128970Aw but why does it have to be environmental terrorism. Can't you like, disrupt public transportation or something intead?
Gender,Which bedtime story should I read?
>>34128975Did you really? Because if you did, i will too.
>>34128965Midterm season is going to be raunchy this year.
>>34128984Mhm. I did.
>>34128980I’m a human supremacist.
>>34128981All of them.
>>34128977You better not be brown
>>34128987You can't have humans without the ocean so you are basically harming humans more with this.
>>34128986Welp, that hurt. 15 years since i had done any exercise.
>>34128981goose girl! >>34128987extremely based
My local gas station has 32oz cans of beer so tonight I'm making it everyone else's problem.Both genders, Do you like beer? What's your favorite?
No more leftovers. Gotta cook dinner again. FUCK!
>>34128987Frogs are objectively superior but whatever floats your boat.Or in this case, sinks your car.
>>34128990Them be fighting words to question it.
>>34128988Yes, I did the squats and pushups.
>>34128996f, there's a German non alcoholic beer I like that also stocks for Oktoberfest sometimes, but otherwise not really. I only drink non alcoholic stuff (wine, beer, cider)>>34128932that's not nice, just because we're different doesn't mean we should be instantly not liked. I get along with quite a few allistic people
>>34128996>What's your favorite?There was a semi-local brewery that used to make a blackberry sour ale that was fucking delicious. Unfortunately their head brewer had a psychotic break and they closed. RIP
>>34128996MYes, I love beer. I like lagers and ales and the occasional stout.My favorite is probably Old Speckled Hen.Lately, I’ve been drinking Pacifico Clara and Elysian’s Space Dust.
>>34129004Better call your local seismologist, they're probably freaking out right now.
>>34129006>German non alcoholic beerIsn’t that sacrilege?
>>34128996FNo I can't do it. A lot of it tastes like what I imagine pee tastes like, but bitter.
>>34129009Old Crafty Hen, actually. I misspoke.
>>34128988>>34129004No shit, either a bot or fuckint retarded or attention whore. “All of them” had nothing to do with the bitch and was about bedtime stories.
>>34129013Funny you say that, I've heard piss described as tasting like hot salty beer.
How common is it for men to be interested in trying out pegging?
>>34129019Straight men? Not very common at all, I’d imagine.Seems like more of a bisexual thing.
>>34128996Paulaner Pils and Guinness
>>34129017WtfMy nose is psychic
I wish there were women who didn't hate men.
Was my last relationship just a CIA funded humiliation ritual?>previous relationship failing bc it turned long distance>suddenly get a decent job, suddenly find a good partner for a business im trying to start>suddenly meet the literal dream girl of my life>she pours herself over me,feel more loved than in any other relationship>im super busy, working every day, I play off my attraction to her, she tells me how calm, interestng, magical and muscular i am>really fucking high for a few months>she tells me she loves me>try to get a job in her country>feel emotion start to creep in, wasn't getting good sleep, fighting insomnia, she's going back to her country soon>tell her about it, she's ok with me visiting but not planning to work/live therethen the gut hits start...>anon you're weird>anon you keep forgetting things>anon your wrists are skinny>anon go marry a 12 year old/japanese woman/anyone but me>anon I'd never have your babies>fucks me raw every night>anon you only want me for sex, the honeymoon phase is over>massages me and kisses me and makes me feel at home>she leaves for her country, gives me a note about how she wants a future with me>anon I must leave you>proceed to whine to her for an hour, telling her how no one wants me, no one wants to hire me, im a worthless piece of shit, i dont deserve anything good, she's the devilAnd now here we are. I went on probably 10 dates immediately following, didn't get any kisses, was barely trying to as I thought about her the whole time. I went on a date last night, 5 months after, got a kiss, then I had a very vivid dream of this devil girl taking me back.I think Im going insane
I never thought it would happen, but my dad is finally going to stop drinking every day.His wife is too, and she’s also going to quit smoking.Proud of them. I told him I didn’t want him dying young, and he must have listened.
>>34129026Has he ever tried to quit before?
>>34129024It’s the juxtaposition. They don’t necessarily hate men. They just don’t care about anything else other than themselves, and maybe their children.
>>34129025No, I think that woman is just kind of insane. Sorry dog.
>>34129012maybe so, but my senpai has had its issues with alcoholics so I never want to drink
>>34129025>28 lines>I think Im going insaneGood odds on your last.
>>34128995(Lmao but I just googled the pronunciation of aase and it is just 'ass' oh well, here we go talk therapy.)https://voca.ro/193dLkZIzGN6
>>34129028Yeah, he didn’t drink nearly as often when I was growing up. He drank like a fish in college, though.He met his third wife (who seems to be the keeper) at a bar ten years ago, and he’s been drinking daily for the last eight years or so.I’ve never seen the man get belligerent or anything, and he rarely gets truly drunk, but he drinks way too much beer way too often.
>>34129026tell them I'm proud of them too and that there's a bunch of people supporting them
>>34129012Not necessarily. If anything, it’s a bit truer to why beer got so popular to begin with in antiquity.
>>34129033Didn't know i needed to write a haiku you like you cutie>>34129030thanks mandog
>>34129037I’ll do that. I’m ready for that guy to stop being so fat and pink!
>>34129024I don't hate you. I'm just thoroughly disappointed. It's like getting olives in a salad. I don't want that but I'm not going to punt the olive across the restaurant.
>>34129035Slut shaming stone, not very woke.
>>34129050Incels should destroy their rocks that know everything.
Need a girl with a nice Aase.
I’m reading /soc/ again lads/ladies.
>>3412905310 and 10 more for that drivel.
>>34129058Why would you do that to yourself?
>>34129049You've got it wrong. To women, men are like the olives, and yes you would punt the olives.
>>34129059No. I did 10 jacknifes too earlier because simple.
Wring avoidant men's cocks like a wet towel
>>34129065What about normal guy cock?
>>34129063I am a woman? Yes in my analogy men are the olives. And no I'm a normal person I tuck them in a napkin where I don't have to look at them, and that's only if they intrude on my salad. Olives on the shelf? No problem. Olives in someone else's salad? Great!
>>34129065thank you mommy :3
>>34129060Maybe this time, it’ll be different! *dies*
>>34129064>i love being fat and out of shapeThat’s all you had to say
>>34129065our cocks are huge btw
>>34129065Grab my dick and twist it like a motorcycle throttle and go "Brum brum!"
The feminine urge to treat a man's dick like a bop it
>>34129073I curse you to shit a brick and get pegged by JH.
>>34129081You would rather that, than do 10 squats and 10 pushups with us, huh. I guess you’d prefer shoving a cake down your throat.
Women, when you wear flip flop sandals, do you ever think of all the men who jerk it to the motions of your feet?
>>34129084I already did it. You are powertripping.
>>34129080>Pull it! :D>Bop it! :(>Twist it! @Д@
>>34126011How can I step more into the masculine roll when she already doesn't trust me to lead?
>>34129080my dick is shaped like a bop it (it's really strange)
>>34129088>I already did it.Two hours ago! What do you think exercise is?
>>34129093It is nightnight time and I'm in bed listening to my favorite yapper and I have a worse headache now.
>>34128824Did you open a foreign language stream by mistake? The noises they make are actually words, you know
>>34129068Nah. Women hate men.
>>34129089>pull it!>pull it!>pull it!>pull it!>pull it!>bop it!>twist it!
>>34128922Yes, men are already scary, pls don't shout at me>>34128939I'd be shocked if he DIDN'T drop me, considering that I'd kick him in the balls if he tried
>>34129091My condolences
I have been written up, accused of racism, and placed under investigation and suspension for two documented incidents. One was using the word for the color black in Spanish and the other was referring to a West African country's name in a power point presentation.Has anyone else had this experience?
girls: would you date a supervillain bf? be honest now.
>>34129035Now tuck me into bed :3
>>34129101If that was >him.(Which I suspect it is by his soap bar)
>>34129094Fine then. Stay fat and lazy. Literal seconds of exercise you won’t even entertain. Sit in that bed and suck down your 80 oz big gulp.
Women nowadays seem to have become defective men.
>>34129101Lex Luther in the latest superman movie isn't bad looking.
Reinstalled duolicious because I’m an insane moron
>>34129102*stuffs your blankets all around you so you're wrapped nice and tight*
>>34129105You have a crazed, stalker like obsession with someone who will never love you back. Has he filed a restraining order against you yet, or has it thankfully not gotten that far?
>>34128939Probably not? One did cough/choke and spray coffee all over me one time and that gave me the ick. I'm not sure, maybe it would bother me if he couldn't do it. Fucking it up and dropping me is one thing but not being able to at all? I'm 117 pounds.
>>34129108"isn't bad looking"? what about the villainy, wouldn't you care about the villainy? you'd make a bad sidekick baka
women's hands are so small, it's cute (and hot)
>>34129106Of water, I will.
>>34129101I wanted to be Mirage as a kid, but no way am I working for an autist like Syndrome.
>>34129115My hands are exact copies of my dad's hands just smaller. Should I kill myself.
I'm tired of trying to change for women. At this point I'll just do whatever I want. Fuck em
>>34129118eh what does that mean exactly? do you have sausage fingers? (no offence)
>>34129111Thanks mommy. It's not weird to say that since I'm also a woman
>>34129118>My hands are exact copie
>>34129122I'm not fat. I mean it literally my hands look exactly like my dad's hands. My sister has nice dainty fingers and smooth hands. Her fingers kind of go pointy and mine are stubby.
>>34129085I try not to, but sometimes those thoughts slip through since I'm already trying not to think of everyone staring at my tits and ass and legs.
>>34129115I have soft hands too but I have raynauds phenomena so some of my fingers get insanely cold
>>34129120Why would you change for them? What they say they want isn’t even close to what they want.
>>34129124Good girl :)Nighty night(Or GG shitpostin)
>>34128277One time I said "they're just boobs, what's the big deal?" to my bf and I swear he almost started to cry
>>34129131I don't know what they want, other than that it's not me. I could've been a good husband and dad but I guess it wasn't meant to be
>>34129128do you work outdoors with your hands a lot? or you're really just cursed with bad genetics?in either case, the solution is to use more lotion
*licks femanon's laptop to claim it as my own*
>>34129128hmm that doesn't sound too bad honestly you're just a bit insecure>>34129130oh wow, do they change color and everything?
>>34129128Just get some french tips and presto, you have girly hands no matter the size!
>only find meaning in caring for others>my ex gf, the only consistently reliable person throughout my life, dipped thoroughly>can no longer find anything but disgust in bonding with people nowi feel like a walking contradiction, like i shouldn't exist but do anyway. been like this over a year now.
>>34129134>i told my bf to stop loving my body>surprised pikachu face that he pulled away
>>34129142*licks femanon's lap*
>>34129141I definitely wash them too much but I know that's a fixable problem it's more the psychological damage of them literally looking exactly like my dad's shape wise and the comparison of my 100% genetically related sister's hands.
Do you subscribe to any patreons?
>>34129144Jokes on you I'm malnourished and my nails peel/flake off in layers.Plus I'd just bite em. I can only do nail polish on my toes it feels "wrong" on my fingers. Like I can feel that it's there. I think I'd look pretty stupid with French tips t b hBut maybe it's like the hat thing, I feel that way because I don't do it.
>>34129139>I could've been a good husband and dad but I guess it wasn't meant to beThis is the part that’s hard. This is the modern world. But don’t let go of this part of you. You’re not the one who is defective. If you change from this, and mold yourself into something that you think they want…they will destroy you.
>>34129153i do, one is this artist that makes this really fun comic with sparkledog characters she adopts/buys from kids or people on deviantart, another is the owner of an extremely cozy website and community
>>34129154bite your dad's nails instead, so his will look worse than yours
I just learned about credit card fraud, but what I wonder is, if it's so easy to make money like this, why do the criminals who got the credit card info in the first place SELL this info instead of doing the credit card fraud themselves? It sounds like a scam itself to bait people into buying fake card info.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpbVRg1-qchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qxECSAHC-0
>>34129146>ask men to explain intimacy>instead cryMen can't use words.
>>34129153Who has the expendable income for that?>>34129163I will be honest I have never considered this tactic before. Makes me think.
>>34129144>>34129154How does ANYONE deal with long nails like that? Wouldn't dirt get trapped under them like crazy??
Girls, what do you think of the term "fuckmeat"?
>>34129155What's the point? Women don't respect those men. A wife beater always has a wife to beat and the gamble with being a "good man" to women involves risking my happiness and joy for the rest of my life. I don't think I'll be happy married to the average woman my age who seems to hate men. Let chad have em all, I can't make em happy
>>34129153Not since I found kemono
>>34129146I have no idea how you got that from my post, it's just my opinion on my own body>>34129169It sounds like a joke nonsense word, like BEEFSLAM HARDCRUSH
>>34129168I'm not sure I would be able to open a soda. Or wipe my ass. About the dirt thing, the only place it can really get trapped is between the nail and the finger. I don't think they're that much grosser than short if you wash your hands regularly.
>>34129169Why would you fuck a dead thing that doesn't make sound?
>>34129168just don't touch dirt?? sis????
>>34129142yay! you just got an m4 MacBook air>>34129143they don't do the going blue thing but they do go white and the cap refill takes forever>>34129153f, no. there is one I want to sub to because she sends out stickers but she's been inactive for a while so it would be wasting money
>>34129169cringe
>>34129167>Who has [about $15/month] for that?Anyone who isn't destitute?
>>34129176If all women offer is sex, don't be surprised that something that only exists to be fucked takes their place
>>34129128Well, what's your sister's secret? Surely she isn't just naturally flawless?
>>34129170>the average woman my age18+ bro>Women don't respect those menNo shit, you have to find a way to respect yourself. You need to learn to do things for yourself. Women want a man who leads. You need to learn to lead your own life, irrespective of any woman. She wants to follow YOU.
>>34129182I guess it's more a priorities question.My money is better used elsewhere. If I made double what I do maybe I'd think about it.
>>34129183Oh, so fucking dead things is for inferior men? Now I get it. You are lame.
>>34129187IDK man, women seem to leech more than they follow
If I move to a big city, dating gets easier, right?
>>34129193That is how numbers work, yes.
>>34129191Yes, thank goodness you get it. I can keep all my stuff and still satisfy my needs without having to deal with bs. I don't care what you all do
>>34129185I think I have the better butt shape. She's just more femininely shaped overall. small soft facial features, but she's 5'9" lol. I'm not jealous exactly I'd rather stay me than become her if I had a choice it just makes me wonder why she looks like that and my brother and I can be mistaken for my dad in childhood photos.
>>34129134What would men prefer to hear? I'm not homo so I can't describe my boobs any other way than "they exist and hurt sometimes"
>>34129193does it? shit costs more and the women are more prone to being part of the behavorial sink crowd, and for that you get access to a higher pool. doesn't seem worth it imo
>>34129196Just making sure.Living in a town of ~16k people blows, especially since I went to high school here.
>>34129192The thing is, stop looking for a follower. You first have to be a leader in your own life. Once you are the leader in your own life, only then can look at someone to be a part of the life you are leading.
>>34129198some people get all the luck. my little sister has way bigger boobs than me and I curse God every day because of it
>>34129203hi stinky, flatter boobs are A-OK (see what i did there?)
>>34129202I guess, seasonal depression is kicking my ass. I like women but I'm just not a happy person and I'm still 2 years away from my career
>>34129205I'm aware my presence makes dicks hard, but I'd still like to be more curvy and less sticc
>>34129203Why curse over your superiority?
>>34129193It depends on the city and where you hang out. I imagine a place like Austin, Texas is pretty easy just because there are a lot of transplants there so people are more open to letting strangers into their lives since they likely don't know as many people>>34129201Brutal. Can kinda relate but I moved pretty quickly after high school to a more urban area
>>34129198Maybe you could embrace the path of the tomboy and build some muscle to attain a kind of beauty that your sister never could
>>34129208You’re good, bro. Lead your life. A woman can only enhance, not create yours. You’re right that a good woman SHOULD want to follow you…but you need to make yourself a man who leads his own life. That’s who she wants to follow.
>>34129213>embrace the pathSir I'm in my 30s that path has been treaded. Very much felt like my only choice since puberty made me so damn uncomfortable. I can do both, I just think one suits me more than the other.
>>34129209that's fair i guess. i have giant woman hips despite being a reasonably tall man, being both tall and wide freaks people tf out cuz everyone else is so eentsy in comparison. most guys as tall as me are twigs...
Is 100k a year enough to support a stay at home wife and a few kids if I live in midwestern suburbs?
>>34129215If you can pull off both, that's a genuine achievment, seriouslyToo many women just go "well, puberty made me shaped like a fridge/sextoy, guess I'll go with that look forever"
>>34129218I feel the pain, I somehow got my moms giant hips and legs. I haven't lifted legs in months and they're still the best muscle group
>>34129222Probably but with inflation who knows
>>34129209>I'm aware my presence makes dicks hard,have you verified this?
WomenHave you ever pegged anyone before?MenHave you ever been pegged before?
>>34129169>Girls, what do you think of the term "fuckmeat"?I'm conflicted, because even though it's objectifying, I lowkey like it.
>>34129222You can get by on a lot less than that if you own your house free and clear.
Je veux juste vous dire que maintenant je vais parler en français, parce que je suis fucking tanné de passer pour un Indien à chaque fois que je fais une faute de grammaire. Vous utiliserez vos traducteurs, gang de caves!
>>34129229Mno, not my thing
Foids really think they are being oppressed by the patriarchy because men dont like girly shit
>>34129222>Is 100k a year enough to support a stay at home wife and a few kids if I live in midwestern suburbs?Yes, more than enough. $60k is actually manageable, provided you have a mortgage too. If you don't pay for housing, the income you could live on would be less than $40k.
>>34129225I'm sure my salary will go up, I can move jobs easily>>34129231>>34129238I hope so, I don't want any woman I marry to be forced to work
>>34129229m, never been pegged. would likely enjoy it, playing with my prostate is my fav way to get off, but seems women aren't into that much (which is fine)
>>34129229MYesI got lucky and pulled a bi top who wasnt too butch
>>34129230Could it be that's why you like it?
Girls should breed another generation of strong, handsome, brave, genteel chevaliers with that characteristic elan and intellectual bent of Old Dominion.
>>34129243Yes, I like objectification as long as it's not serious.
never understood the feminist obsession with "objectification". people ARE objects, they are also just more than that, but it's fine to appreciate the object part. of course i suppose feminism was made to be subversive, not reasonable, but still
>>34129223I can get a pretty nice shape going I just don't think anything with ruffles or poofy sleeves suits me. Or pastels for the most part. The "cute" feminine things.I used to like stuff like that as a child, hard pivoted as a teenager and now I'm back to "I can like whatever I want" mode but I don't think those things like me lol.
>>34129240>m, never been peggedHow the fuck should this be a disclaimer, ever…i don’t know.
>>34129247Autism
>>34129249huh?
>>34129247Because the issue is when people see you as JUST an object. Or when they only see you as a woman, and not an individual. It's demeaning.
>>34129247The simps don’t understand that a woman WANTS to be wanted by her man, but her man ONLY. She is desperate to be objectified by her man. She wants her man to need her primally.
Is it right to demean women if they want it or are these desires and the indulgence in them inherently wrong?
>>34129247I enjoy being objectified by my partner because I'm confident they see me as more than that. It gets uncomfortable when some random is staring at you while you're pumping gas or people start yelling at you as you're walking down the street. Feels hostile.
>>34129229f, no and I'd only want to do it with a small strap on and if he's on his back (if he's in doggy style position that's freaking gross)
>>34129237Me liking sports, guns, rock n roll, and being heterosexual was a "problem" that needed to be "fixed" while I was growing up in a feminist household.
>>34129259what sports do you like? I don't mind if a guy likes sports but if he has to watch every football game it's a bit much. I like faster paced sports like F1 and tennis but I prefer to watch live, not on tv.also I like pistols and small calibre rifles a fair bit. rock n roll is a bit boring but there's a few bands I sort of like
>>34129257>I enjoy being objectified by my partner>It gets uncomfortable when some randomCase in point.. >>34129255
>>34129260>F1>calibreNot interested
>>34129246Would you tell your boyfriend that you're fuckmeat if that turned him on?
I think I could make a woman happy if she got over how chopped I am
i think i could live up to a woman's expectations if she could just fucking COMMIT
this thread is boring can you guys just whip it out already
>>34129267true, it's actually formula E that I like but nobody knows what that isand yes I'm not american
>>34129274> I think I>>34129276> i think iBegone, bots
>>34129280No.
>>341292806 inches isn't as impressive as it used to be
>>34129280i can instead offer you conversation on schizophrenic topics
>>34129280*meaty thump*
Why does this thread end whenever most of America goes to sleep? here I am staying up in hopes of talking to some nice Europeans or others and it's crickets
>>34129288The whole Internet would improve if it were American only once again.
>>3412928850% of the site's user base is in the US.
>>34129288I'm awake but I'm in Australia, I answer questions as I see them but sometimes the thread just sucks
>>34129293Hello AusFren.
Do Europeans like the idea of shooting guns? Marrying a nice European lady and seeing her turn into a southern American redneck sounds awesome
>>34129289>American onlyThere some specifics you left out there
>>34129296hii>>34129297well I'm Australian and like I said above I like small calibre rifles a lot (quieter less recoil)
>>34129298nta but if you're implying we shouldn't let blacks use the web you're simply wrong. They're too funny.
>>34129300I actually have a friend who runs a business making suppressors. I could probably get one for a 22lr if I just did the paperwork
>>34129302A racist enters the chat
>>34129307>racistBecause I assumed he was talking about black people or because I like laughing at them online?
I changed the DPF in my friend's truck and am covered in soot. Gonna go get a shower.
some kind of fucked up man-puppy enters the chat.hello.
Lost Causers were right. The Northeast is filled with horrible, awful ideas it tries to force on the rest of the country.
>>34129313Your first thought was about black people. Instead that americans are more likely to be progressive, which is the morally correct view. But your first thought was about black people, which makes you racist.
>>34129280no only my gf gets to see it
>>34129323What did we do to get you butthurt this time?
>>34129325Counterpoint: My first thought was black people because we're on 4chan. I wouldn't assume he was talking about them if this exchange were happening on bluesky.
>>34129230>FuckmeatÇa sonne comme un penis!
>>34129303suppressors are totally illegal here, despite the fact that people complain about range noise when they move to an area where a range has been for over 75 years.I like quirky guns so I plan on getting this after I move
>>34129329When you said americans only, your first go-to was no blacks. So to you, what is good from america is no blacks.
Gonna jack off for a second time today, just as a treat.
>>34129331I've seen those for about $110 here, I like guns a lot. I even built my own
>>34129288Je suis debout, mais j’habite au Canada.I guess que ça fait partie de l’Amérique?
pickup lines i said in my head but not to the girl plz rate:>you look like if my last 2 exes had a baby (chick looking like a very trashy harajuku instagram thing, tall, we met eyes a few times but i just asked gay questions like "is this good?">i bet you're going to eat that whole thing yourself (super hot young/old mom looking lady I saw at a pizza place, I ended up just asking her something gay like "are you going to eat that with your family?>nice jacket (actually said this one,, it worked, she kissed me last night and has been double texting me to hang out last night but i got sick :( )DESU i dont think of these pick up lines until after I leave. I hope they come up in my head when i talk to girls but they dont. i have to be chill or get social proof to really feel charismatic.if a 10/10 girl (actually, she was more pretty/hot than these other girls) said I'm handsome, does that mean I'm objectively handsome and I should say whatever the fuck I want?
>>34129327You created Jack Welch, Noam Chomsky, and Jeffrey Epstein. Holy mother of BARF.
>>34129323What like a $15 minimum wage?
>>34129339>$15 minimum wage?What is this? 2015?
Women, is this normal?>meet a girl >talk 2-3 hours for first few days>go on a date>talk 4-6 hours a day for the rest of the week>one day randomly left on read for 12 hoursIs this normal? I get she may be busy but like ... if I am busy I still do the courtesy of answering the text even briefly or minimally, especially if it is someone I have spoke to for hours ever day. So that they do not worry or feel bad. What is going on?
>>34129339We're not California
>>34129335that's really cool, again totally illegal here but I'd like to do it if it were legal. also they're 450aud here so 300usd
>>34129336Ja es ist Amerika aber richtig Amerika nicht
>>34129337anon, the next time you go after a mom in a pizza shop, just say>nice pies, need any help eating them?
>>34129343Isn't California's like $20?
>>34129342Yes that is normal. Texting has ruined us.
>>34129345I remember the days as a kid being able to buy 500 rounds of 22lr for $20
>>34129342bro its overdont fall for the ''I was just busy'' excuserespect yourself and forget her>>34128047
>>34129342y'all talking too damn much.leave it for face to face. I text and call for logistics or if I want to can't physically see the girl bc she's far away. If you're in her area, set up a date, then talk. You can't fuck over the phone you know.
>>34129342your brain is making a big deal because a pattern was broken, and you're either a sensitive boi or have attachment issues (usually when one is true the other is as well, that has been my experience) do you interpret a broken pattern as something concerning
>>34129338>Jack Welch, Noam Chomsky, and Jeffrey Epstein...fair point
>>34129352Maybe she just got overwhelmed because we suddenly became really close>>34129353I do not imagine we will fuck anyways she is a virgin and wary of sex and men>>34129354Okay so I do have anxious attachment. It is abnormal to feel upset about this right? I should recognize it is my fault and do coping mechanisms? I feel like 75% sure she will initiate and text me tomorrow like she usually does.
>>34129347Good idea, what about>can I eat your pie? wait I mean can I have a piece of your pizza?I did ask her if I could buy a slice bc they just stopped serving slices a couple hours before and I found that out next to her.I was thinking of these lines as well, to bring up after saying hi>you seem like a person who would date a starving artist but marry a doctor>you have a dark artsy vibe
>>34129357Like my problem not that she doesn't want to talk today. We do not need to talk daily. But why leave somebody you presumably like on read?
>>34129357if you ask for advice on here, it's over, it's like you cast a spell of doubt.if you want answers, wait until she texts back and then set up a time to hang. give her a call better yet.I bet you haven't read Thus Spoke Zarathustra yet, you should read that while you wait.
>>34129351Not to name names, but was it during obama when 22 prices skyrocketed? (I don’t give a shit which president it was, but at some point 22 prices went crazy).
>>34129357yes i can tell you have anxious attachment by the way you are overreacting to her being away. do yourselves both a favor and tone it down a notch, talking a lot is fine but talking so much you will exhaust things prematurely, which would be too had since you both seem into each other.also don't focus on parity, that is a very awful metric to gauge other's feelings.
>>34129362From what I remember. I don't necessarily remember prices going up as much as availability just plummeted. Everyone was so terrified of Obama enacting gun control that they stockpiled as much as they could. parking out in front of stores hours before they opened
>>34129365Right because we are two different people with different mindset. We have also only known one another a week. To her we just spent I think 10 hours morning afternoon until like 4 am talking yesterday. So she does not want to answer and start more probably.She also maybe because she has such little experience got overwhelmed I think.But ultimately there is no point trying to see into her head. It is okay that we spent a day apart. No big deal. I am coping and will continue to cope.She finally responded while I was writing thus. Very minimal reply. I gave it a heart react and that is that. No need to force a talk tonight.How do you fix anxious attachment
If I date a European will they be turned off by my circumcised cock?
>>34129366I’m like you though, i remember being able to buy 1k for like 20 bucks….but that’s back in the day.
>>34129374Nowadays I'm lucky to find .223 for under 50 cents unless I go online
>>34129362.22 jumps in price/falls in availability every time It's Happening. It's the "imminent societal collapse" caliber of choice.
Between autists, schizos, and bpd men, which one has the biggest dicks?
>>34129377Damn, i remember when my bro let me fire his 44 years ago, (i know next to nothing about guns) i swear he said they were platimun tipped, and $1 a bullet. It blows my mind that .223 would be 2 a dollar.
>>34129372I ask myself this every once in a while. my french ex never said anything about it. The only girl to really compliment on it was a japanese whore roastie i dated telling me "sugoi its so clean!!"I did tell the French girl I didn't believe in the holocaust and mentioned jews/circumcision a few times.
>>34129379>bpd menKek, as if that exists.
>>34129382the french was the first to say she was cumming multiple times during sex too, so I don't think it was an issue. she wasn't a whore like the jap, but you never really know
>>34129379>>34129383>Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) in men often presents with externalized behaviors like anger, aggression, impulsivity (substance abuse, reckless driving), and antisocial traits, differing from the internalized sadness often seen in women, though core features like identity disturbance, fear of abandonment, and unstable moods are shared.It's just your average moid.
>>34129379bpd men with autism (me)
>>34129370>How do you fix anxious attachmentlearn to recognize what things trigger your anxiety, how to manage your anxiety, and form healthy attachments to good people that won't fuck you over and it'll go away eventually
>>34129381There's about a thousand different types of bullets for that caliber. Only armor piercing seem to have any regulations on them. I currently have solid copper hollowpoints that I use to hunt deer
>>34129385>crazy bitches desperately need men to be as crazy as they areK
ngl gang, i'd make myself go literally insane for a girl
>>34129370>How do you fix anxious attachmentBy realizing it doesn’t exist.
What type of Asian makes the best wife?
>>34129391literally this. "anxious attachment" is the dread you feel when the vacuum of hypergamy sucks you into it's soulless chambers.you're anxious because your gut is telling you that person doesn't feel about you the same way you feel about them. you're attached because thats what you two were when you were together.
>>34129395None of them. Maybe Korean, Vietnamese, or Cambodian (assuming she didn't grow up poor)
>>34129383Vincent Gallo's role in Buffalo 66 is what BPD in men looks like.
>>34129404That was literally mealso I have mood swings constantly throughout the day
Men why don't you wash your hands more? Do you automatically wash your hands when you come home from being in a public place?
>>34129390I almost went insane for one girl
>>34129395Me hehe
>>34129404>i can only use literal fiction for my exampleYou bitches live in a fantasy land
Women I hurt my shoulder yesterday just when I recovered from my previous injury and could start boxing againhow can I blame this on you?
>>34129404I watched that movie a few months ago and absolutely loved it
>>341294164'10 japanese femanon?
>>34129421never stop the cope grandpa
is there a worse female personality type than the ''quirky''
>>34129434didn't she divorce him and come out as a lesbian
>>34129421I hurt my forearm blocking a kick and now I get a shooting pain down to my hand every time I flex my fingers. I blame moids for this.
>>34129437Lol, yep. Went full shaved-head dike too.
Why should i date foids when none of them glaze me like ai?
I don't like thinking about the fact that I had a real talent for mathematics and completely wasted it. I couldn't even do high school calculus now.
>>34129428Oh how did you know?
Why do women hate men so much?
>>34129441you don't, which means the containment method is working as intended and the surplus males leave the wombs alone a little more thanks to new technological advancement
>>34129450>Why do women hate men so much?Because women like to conflate personal experiences to make sweeping generalizations about all men. Albeit men don't do much to dissuade those generalizations.
>>34129447unfortunately potential means absolutely nothing without the energy to act on it
>>34129448It was a lucky guess lol. I can just tell sometimes by the way you respond
>>34126125Bro, her tits are big, but they’re not enormous. Her pretty face plays a huge role in the attraction too.
>>34129450it makes life a lot easier to hate men, you can save yourself a shit ton of troubles by staying as far away from them as humanly possible
>>34129441There's no joy to be had in unearned praise. It's like your mother telling you you're handsome. That's just the thing they do.
>>34129457>Her pretty faceI have no idea what the rest of you see. Her face looks like a downie who was hit by a freight truck.
>>34129455I did get a Bachelor's degree which is worth something I guess, I was consistently top of my classes but I thought I wouldn't be able to succeed in postgrad. Maybe that was irrational but it's too late now.
>>34129468idk what your question is, so I will simply assume you're merely venting
>>34129456Okay! Well done. Hope you’re having a nice day.
I'm depressed again, I helped a friend to get close to a girl he likes, I should be happy for them but now I feel incredibly empty
>>34129465you can cope all you wantbut her face is prettyshe isnt model tier perfect features, but shes very cute
>>34129475Look at the referenced pick, zoomed in and only above the neck. And tell me she doesn’t look like a downie. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. >btw, can’t be cope if i’m a guy
>>34129478what about her face is ugly? she looks great even in the referenced pic
>>34129412well, i had an immune deficiency as a kid and having miraculously reversed that as an adult, i go out of my way not to wash my hands unless i've used the bathroom or i'm cooking something that other people will eat (or if i get anything ICKY on my hands like oil or butter). dishwater always skeeves me out too.anyway, i doubt it does anything but i'd like to think i'm sorta keeping the flame going, immunologically speaking, by not washing my hands before eating or the like
>>34129486I didn’t say necessarily ugly. I said she looks like a downie. Zoom in and look at the face only, above the neck, and tell me that she doesn’t look like a downie.
>>34129488bruh where do you live where downies look like thatI think you might have face blindness
>>34129491Like i said, once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Just like christian bale’s eye wart.
I sent a picture of my dick next to a ruller, to chat GTP, he says my dick would be bigger than about 80 percent of the world’s population, but I don’t beleive it.
>>34129498>oh shit, he's got a wart, ruinedyou're looking too deep into this anonshe doesnt have downie features
>>34129507>lazy, retard-dead eyes>mouth drawn on the face>retard stareOnce you see it, you can’t unsee it
>>34129515>fighting windmillschill out quixote
I can’t even sleep through the entire. Night I had dreams the whole time about being a loser and coping with the state of my life What is wrong with me
>my preferencesI understand why lonely people begin to prefer to hate and kill women.
I hate my retarded body it’s exhausted so I give it 10 hours to sleep and it wakes up after 5 anyway fuck you fuck you and die I hope I get the most aggressive cancer in the world and I die in 3 months because in 4 itll be a tragedy but in 5 I’ll have had it coming
>>34129460>That's just the thing they do.No one praised me in childhood. I was always "expected" to achieve high results and was punished when I didn't. I really enjoy simple praise from AI and my simps now.
>>34129471Youre a nice person
I don’t like being a loser. I don’t like being 25 still sleeping in a twin bed. I have nightmares all the time
Foids, do you ever want to switch races?
Why are women so strong? When I watch a soap opera with my girlfriend, I'm always crying a river, while she's okay and hugs me or pats my head to make me feel better?
Someone took my heating pad
I miss him he made me feel human
2026 is the year I stop subconsciously blaming all women for the damage my abusive mother did. It won't be easy, time to lock in.
>>34129544Too fat and her ass is so dirty ewww, I'm going to puke
>>34129544Get that bitch some bleach
>>34129454>Albeit a hot guy meeting them to hit don't do much to dissuade those generalizations, he just hits and leaves
>>34129543Why though? Women on twitter always blame men for damage that no one caused and that didn't even happen. You're also free to blame women.
I will get a gf this year. If it's the last thing I do, I'll get a gf.
>>34129553I’ve been saying this for the last three years
Should i shower in the middle of the night? It's cold as fuck right now.
>>34129558Yea
Do namefags ever Anonpost?
This thread is dead, huh. Also fuck gamer girlfriends. Because of her I again bought another coop shit to play with her for $30. Why are they so needy?
>>34129562who cares
Post gender and your phone screenM
The moment I cum, the sex is finished.
>>34129577FMy home screen is my wife.
I hate how every skinny, pale woman reminds me of my ex.I simultaneously find them immediately hot, but there is also this mental barrier...
>>34129562I do
>>34129587Isn't every woman at least pale? We're westerners here, I haven't seen a black guy in years
>>34129587same but with blondes
>>34129530at least my friend is happy
>>34129562I think the ENTJ faggot does when he stops getting attention and (you)s
>>34129590In years? You're lying lol unless you live in some bumfuck Eastern Europe village with <5k people
The sweat from my anus used to smell like shit even after I washed my anus in the shower. Now I rince my ass in the bidet until there is not brown left when I wipe my ass and the smell is completly gone. Those Europeans were right!
>>34129596Arabs aren't black
>>34129593You will be happy too
>>34129599anyone who doesnt have a bidet in their house is a savage and I dont want anything to do with that barbarianall that a lack of a bidet tells me is that you think a wiping yourself with a piece of paper is enough for you to consider yourself clean. I dont want to touch you, I dont want to shake hands with you, honestly I dont even want to talk to you
>>34129600I see strong black men every day in Europe, mostly holding hands with blondes
>>34129605do you live in france or what?
I don't want to kill myself
>>34129601I hope so
foids, does she mog you?
>>34126036MThose high waisted shorts women wearThey look like diapers to me
>>34129623yes
>>34129624THANK YOUI think the same
>>34129620I don't either but I have to
>>34129623yeah, she looks like she's having fun existing, I can't compete with thatdid she have lotta cheeks? was that 1922 euphemism for fat ass?
>>34129624:(
>>34129623I hate the current bogged look modern foid celebs have
>>34129623she looks like my sisters sister in law that I have a crush on...
My body when I sleep only 5 hours: migraine and twitching and nausea My body when i go to sleep early: wakes up after 5 hours FUCK YOUUUUUUU DEMON
>>34129652welcome to chronic stress town, better get used to it
Are there any general tips for an absolute beginner re: blowjobs or handjobs? I know every guy is different and I’m gonna ask him to be honest if I’m bad at, but for the tirst time I’m in a spot where I can be intimate with a man I’m very interested in and I’m worried about giving him rugburn.>>34126036F, blind boxes seem so wasteful to me.>>34129534Sometimes. I get envious when I see beautiful women of any race, and I think it would be nice to be a part of a wider culture, but it’s more just a passing idea than anything really serious.>>34129101Loki was my childhood crush. Very little has changed.>>34129026Godspeed! I’m really happy for you, anon. I’ll keep you in my thoughts :)>>34128722I only graduated from college because I wanted to be someone my oshi would be proud of.
>>34129654>chronic stressI have low blood pressure
>>34129658and apparently low IQ too
>>34129660It would be raised if it was stress
>>34129662I won't even bother trying to educate you on the matter to be honest
>>34129663Why
Stop being stressed, it's not good.
>>34129666devil
>>34129657>for the tirst time I’m in a spot where I can be intimate with a manThis is why your first time should be with a very experienced guy who fucked many girls. He can order you around and give you a memorable experience.
Men, what would you think about a 27yo woman who has never been in a relationship and hasn't even been on a date since highschool
>>34129676How have you not died yet?
>>34129676I think she hates men. An inexperienced girl is only good until 21. Then it's weird.
>>34129679Sheer stubbornness
>>34129676She probably has a situatonship online.
WHERE MY FELLOW SHITTERS ATSHITTERS RISE UP
>>34129676Define for me what you think a relationship is.And what isn't, but you had.
>>34129685Imo to be in a romantic relationship the minimum requirement is to verbally acknowledge to each other that you are romantic partners. I haven't done anything of the sort with a moid, or any other thing that is commonly thought of as a "relationship thing" ( including sex, you though you were being slick here huh)
So you may acknowledge it but he doesn't (yet! two more weeks!). Therefore, it isn't a relationship. But you aren't single either.
>>34129687Nta, but I'm not surprised you never had a relationship if you still use "moid" when referring to men. You're pathetic and most likely ugly.
>>34129689Ok
>>34129688An intentional retard is still a retard yknow
>>34129689Bro came to the foids/moids asking questions thread and chose to be offended, lmao
>>34129693Next up you can post the 99+ thing from your Tinder
>>34129676too old for me anyways
>>34129695Not everyone is a sad simp like you that enjoys being insulted.
>>34129701You chose to be insulted by an innocuous word that everyone around here uses. I have never seen a foid ever be insulted when I use that term.
>>34129689Welcome to /atoga/, enjoy your stay
>>34129696>Prove a negative Silly moid
Need fat thighs
>>34129707>I'm such a single 27 year old woman, despite having 30 moids following me and 5 messaging me at a time on Instagram!
>>34129687>including sex, you though you were being slick here huhNo, I was wondering if you considered online relationships something different and thought maybe you had one of those.At age 27 it's quite unlikely to never have been in ANY form of relationship, so I would wonder why you just never decided to give it a try. Or if there is something so wrong with you, that nobody would give you the time of the day, though that seems unlikely considering how horny men are.I'd also wonder if you have a job or education and why you never got into any relationship through that. The alternative would be you are a NEET, which comes with its own issues, especially if you are a hiki on top. Then I wonder how you'd survived until 27.>>34129689Don't be so easily triggered or you won't enjoy 4chan.
>>34129709She said nothing about not having people chase after her.
>>34129657Have you never practiced on like a banana or whatever?
>>34129657>Are there any general tips for an absolute beginner re: blowjobs or handjobs?I am not particularly into handjobs, but ask him what kind of nails polish he likes and then surprise him with that.Do you know he enjoys handjobs?Be sure to grab a very soft towel you can put under his groin area to sit on, especially if you use lube. And you should use lube.
>>34129578Yeah and moid sex lasts about 10 minutes because of that
any genderdoes everyone have a prostate? what is it? is it just the butt? do women have a prostate or is it men only?
>>34129713Yeah desu I've been focused on my studies and job, the lockdowns were also pretty hard for me, I lost most of my friends and haven't found a new social group. I've always been less social than average though
>>34129578If female, basedIf male, that is why the market value of dick is in the negatives
>>34129722F. Only men have a prostate. It is a small gland through which the urethra passes through. It provides the chemical framework for semen longevity and transportation, contributes to hormone balance, and tangentially affects urination.
>>34129723Well that's a lot more understandable and less extreme than you initially made it sound, no?I'm older than you, so the lockdowns didn't hit me as hard and I just worked from home most days, but I'm also on the less experienced side, though I can't say I've never been in a relationship.But either way, at 27 you are still relatively young, even if some blackpill idiots will tell you otherwise.
>>34129722It's a male thing, the female equivalent is Skene's gland
>>34129725NTA, but sex never ends when I cum, even if I start tapping out. Guys take literally any attempt to slow them down during sex because of overstimulation as their signal to go twice as hard.
>>34129657>general tipsTry to have fun with it, enthusiasm can go a long way. Obviously don't use your teeth but otherwise just see what he likes. Probably wouldn't want you to focus solely on the head, maybe try to stroke as you suck but again, don't worry too much about it. Tell him you want to make him feel good and to tell you what he likes, the more into it you are the more into it he will be
>>34129676Not that uncommon in my social circle, wouldn't think much of it if she's normal otherwise
>>34129733Thanks anon>>34129729Wait so if a doctor hits it will it support the prostates function? Because I heard prostate massages were common. Is it clean?
>>34129732The blackcockpill is that it's too late for her to have children at 27. If she's retarded enough to never have had a relationship in the easiest timeline for a foid, she will likely spend another few years trying to find a bf, by which point she will be in her 30s already.
>>34129740More buzzwords, incel.
>>34129740NTA but having kids in 30s is very common among professionals and is just generally more common now anyway. My mom (not a professional) had me when she was like 35, my peers at work often have kids in 30s. I work in a hospital and see patients in their 40s having kids which i wouldn't recommend but it happens
>>34129740It's not too late at all but unfortunately she will spend the following years hooking up with men who don't want to start a family with her.
>>34129744N-no, you are supposed to have children at a young age so you are dependent on your partner!! >:(
>>34129739You can't "hit" it. Though a doctor will rectally examine a man as he gets older to monitor the size of the prostate, since it's glandular and therefore prone to hyperplasia and cancer. I've heard there's something about the prostate that makes buttsex for guys feel good, but they don't teach that in school, so I assume it's just random gay shit.
>>34129744Difference is that those people were together for years prior and planned it carefully. >>34129745Yes, and women start becoming uglier after 25. She can't have the same standards for men as she did at 20.
need cuddles right now
>>34129746>you're supposed to have children when you're financially well off and make the man work thrice as hard while you stay home and enjoy life
>>34129750>Difference is that those people were together for years prior and planned it carefullyNo they didn't, I know couples who met in their 30s, my mom met my father when she was like 33. Stop pulling shit out of your ass
>>34129732>less extreme than you initially made it sound, no?You're probably right, it's just that I'm pretty insecure about it
>>34129754That's grim. No wonder you ended up on 4chan.
>>34129756NTA but how utterly ironic of you to say that.
>>34129755Would you want a man who came out of a long term relationship or would you feel better with somebody who is less experienced like me? Or is that not a factor for you in a partner?
>>34129756I'm basically a normie by 4chan standards, the only thing that keeps me here is habit
>>34129749Thanks anon!
>>34129761Always happy to answer basic life science questions.
>>34129760Good for you that you ended up normal, but it's definitely not a good thing to have children in your 30s. A woman should have 1 child before 30 at least.
I don't even use these messaging apps, lmaohow do they even find me
>>34129733wtf is a skenes gland and what does it do for me?
>>34129759It's not particularly important for me but I think I'd prefer someone less experienced, if only because they won't have any lingering attachments or expectations from their previous relationships.
>>34129763Anon, what do you know about what's best for women? Like I said, most working professionals (doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc) have kids in their 30s. Would you rather be born the child to two doctors in their 30s or two jobless 24 year olds?
>>34129765your mail got leaked dummy
>>34129767NTA, but they're a pair of glands that flank the urethra. They support vaginal lubrication.
>>34129769I want women to be healthy and have healthy children. Recovery for women in their 30s is rougher too than in their 20s. >extreme examplesWould the 2 doctors even have time and energy to raise their child in their 30s?
>>34129768People will have expectations either way, if anything somebody who has had some experience knows better what they want and don't want.I wish you good luck with finding somebody, it can be difficult.
>>34129770At least the russian girl sounded cute.
A childless woman in her 30s makes me weep. It's a tragic waste of life.
>>34129778when she said to give her 20% of your daily income?
>>34129776Thanks anon, best of luck to you too
>>34129783nah, her voice.
>>34129783>daily incomeDo Russians really think in "daily income"?
>>34129782What can (you) do to avert this tragedy?
>>34129782It's okay, I'll have a kid soon. You don't have to worry.
>>34129782Let's hope there are many more in the future, so you sudoku asap. <3
>>34129785how do you know her voice? >>34129786did you not read the op pic?
>>34129775kek they'd probably have more time and energy than younger uneducated people who would be forced to wageslave to cover the costs of childcare. Either you spend your youth popping out kids and forsake your future income growth or you invest your youth into work or education and have kids a bit later while setting yourself and your children up for better financial security. I've been with my wife since we were 15 and at 27 we still haven't had kids because we just finished schooling and we want to make some money and establish ourselves first. Even if it means having kids at 30 we are willing to put it off for the sake of buying property or finding better/more convenient jobs
>>34129790I didn't. lol
>>34129790obv because she sent it as a voice msg
>>34129787Nothing. I wouldn't get a woman in her 30s pregnant. That would be very stupid. They had time from 18-30 to have children.
>>34129794Upload it on vocaroo pls.
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>>34129798Nah, I think I shall protect the evil maiden's privacy.
>>34129804She's a scammer and nobody here will be able to identify her ever.
>>34129796You could always wife up a lonely femcel. Don't let a little misandry intimidate you
>>34129288Yuro anons mostly don't talk to strangers I don't think.
>>34129441I glaze >him more than AI.
>>34129352>>34129353>>34129354For the record she texted literally first thing in the morning 7 am. Guess she missed me too (:
