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WomenDo you think autistic men are gross
>>34136196giant boobs in my face
>>34136198It's not the autism that is gross, but the way you weild it.
>>34136198It depends on the type of autist. Some are smellier and fatter than others.
>>34136196small boobs on my face
I read wmbf and bmwf threadsI just like the contrast, jh is fucking right
Thread dedicated for Average Women.
>>34136208Put your name back on gym creep
Women why are you engineered by nature to be small and weak and depend on us for protection? How does this make you feel?
women why am i a 27 year old khv
>>34136213Like culling you off systematically.
>>34136214ugly
Femanons, would you date a man who broke his arm when he was a little boy and to this day gets aches in that are at night sometimes?
>>34136213EfficiencyLike you're statistically more likely to die sooner than I will.
I need to cuddle with a small breasted woman
GenderWhat things need to happen for 2026 to be considered a good/successful year?
Literally having to stroke my own cock because women have better things to do, sigh...
>>34136222MNuclear war
Need to cuddle with small breasted woman but with nice round butt.
Resolution was to stop procrastinating. 8 days in and i still havent done it. No i dont mean kill myself you sick fucks
>>34136229So what do you mean what are you procrastinating on
Gotta stay up all night because I fugged up my sleep schedule again. Yippee.
Where can I meet women that would want to be my gf?
>>34136232Class regI keep smoking weed and gooning all day
>>34136196>failed STEM bf >failed artist gfwhich is worse
>>34136235Why would women want you?
>>34136238failed stem bfat least a failed artist gf can become a mom
>>34136238failed how
>>34136239I find myself interesting, and I've had several women express this before, I'm funny, I'm tall, good looking, make good money, have hobbies, am kind and considerate, usually prioritize other people's happiness over my own (barring any extreme cases) and I'm smart and emotionally mature. I think I'm a catch
>>34136238failed artist is like 99% of artists anywayfailed stemcel is literally just an iq deficit, its hopeless
I get sick when I think about all the food and drink I've had congealing in my stomach into an unholy concoction
>>34136198no, I'm autistic too and I like most of the autistic guys I meet>>34136222f, I have to get married and get into medicine. otherwise this whole year will be a failure
>>34136249Wanna get married or date at least
>>34136246There's a lot of pressure in STEM, so failure in that isn't anything to be embarrassed about imo. But failing at art? That's a matter of just not finding the right demographic for your artwork and giving up too easily. Even I managed to sell my shitty music and I was offered to tour as an opening at concerts for a pretty major artist but I wasn't interested in the public life, I didn't even want to be photographed at my own shows.
What about failed stem gf vs failed artist bf?
>>34136250I'm sorry but I'm engaged! the success depends on when my partners visa gets approved or not this year. we'd be getting married within weeks of it being approved
>>34136222MFinish my phd in May, no later than August and find a gf and a job. I'd also like to blast through a lot of the SFF books I want to read. Need to read more so I can get a better idea of what and how I want to write my own story.
>>34136255Oh congrats then where's he from
>>34136222Release my albumMake a couple friends, maybe get a gfGet a raise
Personally I dropped out of uni after like a couple years because I became extremely disillusioned with the field and realized it's not what I wanted to spend my life doing. So yeah I'm the failed stem bf anyone want me.
>>34136253Isn't art like 90% luck or just knowing people
>>34136258America! we met online but we've met irl for a month>>34136261I understand, what field were you in? I finished my degree but I'm switching fields
>>34136261which field?
>>34136262It takes some genuine skill but also networking. If you're socially retarded, you'll fail, unless your art can truly stand on its own. I was a total nobody with no connections and I got pretty far on talent and some decent networking skills.
>>34136221sometimes I think the main reason I romanticize being the big spoon is that there would be no boobs in my way, so I could get comfortably closer to him. maximum efficiency
>>34136261>I became extremely disillusioned with the field and realized it's not what I wanted to spend my life doing.Sounds like computer science
Is and 8 year age gap something a 23F would consider none starter?
I am failed artist gfI went to community college and only took art classes so never got the degree and never really did anything to really market myself or make enough stuff.Actually no I'm pre-successful
>>34136255>we'd be getting married within weeks of it being approved>we met online but we've met irl for a monthBe careful anon! I've heard living with someone can be an entirely new beast with its own challenges. You might wanna give it a few months before you tie the knot, just to be sure you can stand never getting a break from each other. That being said, best of luck to you two!
>>34136263>AmericaOh where are you from then>>34136264Engineering physics. I wanted to get a bachelor's in nuclear engineering as well but not anymore>>34136270Funnily I also wanted to do this in high school but gave up when I had too much trouble with programming classes
>>34136272I mean, fucking 15 year old dudes is kinda sus.
>>34136272my parents have an 8 year gap and they met when my mom was 21. Everything went fine, they're a good match
>>34136272When I was 23 yeah that would have been intimidating/scary for me.
>>34136279my dad did the same, he hated engineering and became a business head instead. Did you find anything you enjoy enough to make a job out of it?
I feel like if you go into art you gotta be the 1% or you've failed. If I went I to music or something and I hit 30 and the best I could do was like 200k views on YouTube or some shit I'd kill myself.
>>34136286Per-video is a decent enough living i think.
>>34136272Half + seven onlyYou are just over the line, or just on it if you round up. Caution.
>>34136289NtaAccording to that logic I could date a man the same age as my mother. Gross.
>>34136286you should go into art for the joy of creating things and the development of skills going into it for cynical reasons is retarded and defeats the purpose
>>34136289>Half + seven onlySuch arbitrary bullshit.
>>34136285What did he do? I could never go into businessNot really lol, it was kind of a meme degree but I feel like I should've done it just to have it sometimes. I work manual labour for a small company right now it's not too bad, co workers are chill.
>>34136290WhaHow
Why are men okay with remarrying with a woman as old as their children
I should really get someone pregnant.
>>34136273How do people get scammed like this when you can go learn art on youtube
>>34136272if I was 23 I would not be dating a 31 year old. I think a few years difference is ok but that is a bit too much personally>>34136274we lived together for a month and had no issues but I do understand. we've already put $10,000 into the visa so it's a bit late now lol>>34136279Australia!>>34136286I think art school is a bit silly because it makes arts into something their not and doesn't seem to produce quality artists in a lot of cases. you learn some basic structures and thats it. I did the equivalent of a 2 year community college in music and learned not a whole lot except to resent composing. of all the people in my cohort across multiple art forms only one actually went into their field while everyone else failed to produce anything. ironically I found minor success in drawing
>>34136296sssssseeeeeeexxxxxx
>>34136273You mean the type of girl who would stare at a blank wall with a scowl pretending I don't exist when I'm excited to talk to her?
>>34136298>scammed>community collegeIt was like $700 per class. I used the "college fund" my dad had for me and quit when I ran out lol. People can't critique your work if all you're doing is watching other people make art on YouTube.
>>34136273Wanna do it?
Man singleness after 30 as a man who's been single all his life feels so scary. I have massive anxiety but few regrets
Word on the grapevine is that financebros have microdicks while stemcels are huge
>>34136304Knight of Swords, baby
Good morning atogaits fucking -15 degrees here today and it finally snowed for the first time in yearsare you taking care of your local blonde to keep her from freezing?
>>34136302>It was like $700 per class. I used the "college fund" my dad had for me and quit when I ran out lol.He must be so fucking proud of you
>>34136301Why are you in my house thoughThat's the only place you're going to find me.>>34136303No thank you.
>>34136273>tfw no failed artist gf to teach me basic fundamentals of drawing so i can be awed by her mastery of surface level concepts
State genderWhich name is better: BLEACHED or COLONIZED?
>>34136308It was like 5k what was I gonna do with that.
>>34136261Same. I was a med student and getting to doctor status is a 10+ year commitment and getting placement at a hospital is a pain in the ass. Intense stress levels too.
>>34136305Can confirmt. stemcel
>>34136312Buy a car and get a fucking job.
>>34136272No one cares>>34136289>Half + seven onlydon't listen to stupid shit like this
>>34136311race fetish shit like this is all gay and retardedM
>>34136312Buy art stuffGo to art fairs across the countrySell art
>>34136311MColonizedhas more UMPF to it
>>34136282>>34136299I don't understandWhat exactly is the 31 year old gonna do?
>>34136293>What did he do?Not sure which type of engineering he did but after college he worked his way up in the business world and took high ranking positions at a few different companies. He's retired now but he was ceo for a couple of companies while I was growing up. I didn't think too much about it before but now that I'm older I realize he had a real skill for it.>it's not too bad, co workers are chill.nice, sounds like a good gig. I'm a neet and sometimes I wish I had a job for the social part of it
>>34136316>he didnt work while going full time to college out of touch are we
>>34136309C'mon it'll be fun! We'll feel great together!
>>34136316For an art degree when all the most popular artists people think are "cool" dropped out anyway? Yeah I'd rather save the money I have to make myself for something useful. The other anon is right success(money) in art is mostly networking. I learned what I needed to learn why would I then pay for English, science, math and whatever else classes just to say I have a fine arts degree from a community college? Who cares? I used the money my dad gave me for it's intended purpose there's no hard feelings there.
>>3413631742 years is actually kind of gross. But he has a few million so I guess age gaps are different.
>>34136307Our local blonde has been missing for decades now. I'm 27 and I've only heard stories about her. All the old heads miss her
>>34136326You wasted 5 grand on nothing
what if atoga made art together
>>34136327>actually kind of grossWhy?
>>34136330What if we made atoga sex together?
>>34136320>Hey dad can I take that money you've been slowly adding to for years so I could have a head start at college and go buy a bunch of art supplies and a really unreliable van with it insteadYeah that would have gone over well lol>>34136322Make media references I don't understand, dress nicer in a way that's intimidating, die 14 years before I do on average, have life experience that makes me feel stupid, risk of manipulation because of that feeling etc etc
>>34136330Somehow I feel that would be as bad as /pol/ but more sad and horny.
>>34136330the people itt are surface level boring neurotics with nothing cool to say or make. their art would suck no matter what medium they chose.
>>34136329Better to waste it on some classes I learned something in and had fun taking than not take it from him at all. He saved it for me and he saved it for college classes. I was making the best of doing what I was told to.
>>34136309I exist as text on your computer, and that is all.
>>34136333If you did your research you could have told him art majors face extreme unemployment and debt and it would be better to buy supplies and learn on your own. Do you think anyone buying art is going to ask where you went to school? They are going to see things they like and buy them. If you cant make a living doing that you need to do something else.
humphumphump femanon
there's nothing sexier on a woman than the two slut strands hanging out of her snowboard helmet
Wish someone would go full Hitler on this county already
>>34136340Literally everyone knows that? He didn't need to be told he didn't care. "The money is for classes go take some classes, doesn't matter what">>34136340I "can't" because I don't market my work and I work incredibly slowly. Did you miss >>34136326 I already made that point.At this point I'm confused about what you guys are even mad about?
>>34136222MI gotta get laid and make progress towards a decent job
>>34136346>At this point I'm confused about what you guys are even mad about?Your father worked hard and saved to try to get you a head start in college, and you just wasted all that money then quit.
>>34136333>Make media references I don't understandOutside of SpongeBob I've always felt that I've done that with girls my own age>dress nicer in a way that's intimidatingLol not a problem>die 14 years before I do on averageIs that a real problem for you? Being a widow at 90? You could date a guy 10 years younger than you and he could have a heart attack>have life experience that makes me feel stupidMaturity level is probably about that same but that's the level you're worried about probably exists at like 25>risk of manipulationLike guys your own age aren't doing thatI understand not wasting to date a grown ass man when in college, but once you're past graduation age you're all I the same boat. Dating someone who could habe graduated with your dad is too far, sure, but just 8 years is like nothing.
Women deserve to be licked and groped.
Everyone deserves sex with each other all the time forever
>>34136306no schizophrenia pls
>>34136349not saying art is a solid choice but>worked hard>5 grandYou are extremely fucking poor if tou wrote this unironically. Like repulsively, offensively poor.
>>34136349>wastedYou take the classes to learn things anon. If you learned what they were trying to teach you it was not wasted.Also, he literally told me to what is the issue. I wasn't going to go at all, the whole thing was his idea. I never had any intention of taking the English or math or whatever else classes because I knew I would have to pay for them myself. He can also do math. He said use it til it's gone. I did exactly what he told me to do he's the opposite of mad about this I'm really not sure what your goal is?
>>34136334scribbled a penis from memory with a mouse in paint. thoughts?
>>34136359Throbbin
>>34136350I'm more likely to catch it if a guy my own age is pulling some bullshit. The older than me he is the more finesse he has in comparison to my detection skills if he is a manipulative jackass.And I just don't like it. It's a vibes thing. I usually end up with guys a little bit younger than me. Biggest gap for a relationship was 4 years.
>>34136359I mean it's not exactly something hard to remember but not bad. See /adv/ goes right to realistic dicks and not the funny kind.
>>34136355Just dive right in with reckless abandon
>>34136359NGL the line work on the head and the like, ball crease is doing something for me. Very restrained but informative markmaking with good movement.
>>34136370Gay
>>34136359Hang on... When did you see my peen? That's my peen.
>>34136371Darn I thought I was being ironic
>>34136359I threw up
gender, read any good books lately?
>>34136376MThe Count of Monte Cristoabsolute undiluted sovl, dying without having read it is the move
>>34136376I recently read "We Should All Have Sex All the Time". It was quite compelling.
>Be me>Youngin >Hear new song on the radio, guy must be fresh >Google him>He's younger than me>MfwIt's just gonna keep happening.
>>34136376fno, I just downloaded a bunch that sounded kinda interesting, namely >Dream Story by Schnitzler (which Kubrik states was used as inspiration for Eyes Wide Shut) >The Ritual Process by Turner>The Passion According to G.H. by Lispector>Powers of Horror by Kristeva no idea if any of those is worth reading tho
>>34136382>>The Passion According to G.H.I read gh as jh and the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight up
>>34136379I've been meaning to read it actually. the idea of biding time sounds interesting to me>>34136382>Powers of Horror by Kristevamight check this one out
>>34136381>*unc
>>34136384your brain has suffered irreparable atoga damage
>>34136386I'm 21 it's over.
State genderWould you go bungee jumping or skydiving?
>>34136381What's being a cat like?
Women are right, men choose not to have friends and make themselves lonely, then men take that out on women.
>>34136387Yeah I'm afraid it's terminal
>>34136385>might check this one out just looked it up on wikipedia and I might not actually read this, I should have seen this coming lolsounds annoying af, good thing I didn't pay for it
>>34136389fno, I don't think unnecessarily making your body think you're about to die is healthy in any way or form
>>34136376MI've been reading the "Would You Love a Monster Girl?" series. It's pretty good. Grace was my favorite of it so far.
>>34136253>>34136266You also have to be attractive/photogenic, won't get anywhere public if nobody can stand to see your face.
>>34136392Women report themselves as lonelier
>>34136395>fWe should do it
>>34136389I would>>34136395It's such a fun feeling though. I love adrenaline but you get used to a lot of the things that give it to you because you develop a sense of control and it stops being scary.
>>34136400unnecessarily making our bodies think we're about to die? it sounds enticing in theory but it might be too much for the system to handle on top of all the other shit
>>34136222FA bf. Been studying and working a lot, now it’s time to find love and have lots of sex, hehe
>>34136404>unnecessarily making our bodies think we're about to die?If that's what you're into, I'm happy to oblige. I have stamina and I love a thrill.
>>34136395It can be fun. What about walking around the outside of a building 630 feet up in the air? You're attached to a line and you can lean out over the edge with only the rope stopping you from falling.
>>34136409ask me again when things are less tense>>34136410yeah it can, but you have to consider the current data
>>34136411Why don't I help you relax with a gentle neck kiss first?
Hope everyone is well
>>34136406Hi
Horny Jeet hours
Imagine trying to get a gf out of atoga lol
>>34136412because some moid slobbering on my body would make me even more tense
>>34136411>but you have to consider the current dataWhat current data is that?
>>34136422Oh please, you and I both know a slow makeout with neck kisses is just what you need.
>>34136418Hello
>>34136424absolutely not>>34136423have you seen the economy lately?
>>34136428>have you seen the economy lately?What does that have to do with thrillseeking?
>>34136426Tell me about your studies
>>34136429I'm afraid you might be a bit slow in the head anon
>>34136428Do I have to twirl you around, hold you, and tell you how special and wonderful you are first?
>>34136433no, please just leave me alone
Nah bro got negative aura fr bro got that rizzstraining order :skullemoji:
>>34136376FWhat did I just read?Uhhhhhh oh yeah Good Omens. It was fine.
>>34136434How could I? You're irresistible.
once upon a time, i dreamt of a future together with you, where we made each other happy. only time in my life i can honestly say i was looking forward to the future, and fully mean it. losing that utterly destroyed me. building myself back up has been a task, and not fun one. i tried 'moving on' from you, from us, and it took me to dark places.but i found myself, again. and, naturally, you were once again a key element. i realized how badly i want to be better, not for you but to you. i dream now, and it is about connecting with you again, this time with us both better, capable once again a healthy connection. this, i owe to myself, and to you. i do not know if we ever will connect again, but if we do, you can count on me being better.so thank you, my friend. and Godspeed.
>>34136436Bro thats cringe frLog off boomer
>>34136437>FLick
>>34136437Neil Gaiman is cancelled, sis.
>>34136441How can someone be this shameless
>>34136439godspeed
>>34136389FI don't think I could physically make myself jump. They had to let me climb down off the ropes course because I refused to be lowered like 25 feet on a rope.>>34136443Ok and? Not like I bought it.
>>34136444Anonymity. Now let's do it!
>>34136448I'm nta and a dude you 70iq tard
>>34136444Hey fuck off don't respond to my (you)s as if they're for you and encourage that shit.
>>34136448This. Anon is right you are acting like you forget the rules. There are no girls on the Internet, this is why that rule exists.
>>34136447>I don't think I could physically make myself jump.I went bungee jumping twice. First time the bungee was attached to a harness and I could take a running jump which was OK, second time it was higher and the bungee was attached to my ankles so I had to fall forward which was harder. My knees buckled as I jumped so I was falling semi upright and got whipped around when the bungee became taut. All the blood rushed to my head and I got red spots in the whites of my eyes from the little blood vessels bursting.
>>34136389f, I've been skydiving but I'd never go bungee jumping>>34136394oh lol I thought she was going to be challenging fraud not drawing on him. dropped too>>34136437I liked Terry Pratchetts other stuff
>>34136454Yeah that sounds terrible.Get a concussion without even hitting anything.
>>34136450How is it encouraging anything if I shit on him
>>34136450Let's touch each other, sugar.
>>34136458Were you homeschooled or something?Responding is encouraging.
>>34136461Oh baby, you can shoot me at homem
>>34136461Nah
>>34136463Then why do you have the social awareness of an 8 year old
Ask any man and 99 times out of 100 they'd love it if their penis was longer, unless they're already obscurely long. Do women in general desire their boobs to be bigger?
>>34136456>I'd never go bungee jumpingWhy?>>34136457It was alright, but honestly the second time wasn't that thrilling because I'd done it before.
>>34136464He's a retard, he would've done that shit anyway, I just wanted to insult him.
>>34136465>obscurely long...Is it an unknowable length or did you mean absurdly?I wish they were perkier and my areolas were smaller, size is fine.
>>341364064'10 japanese femanon?
>>34136467Damn you're really not getting it. You've done the opposite of insulting him by engaging.
I wish ww3 would finally kick off
>>34136468>my areolas were smallerNothing wrong with burger patty nips.
>>34136468Succ
>>34136475>burger patty nipsThat's a new one.Idk they read as "fat girl nipples" to me. They belong on a bigger boob.
>>34136477I think we need to examine then for a proper verdict.
>>34136478That sounds pointless. I don't value your opinion.
Goon sesh went way too long>>34136198>Do you think autistic men are grossNo, but they're lowkey annoying. And I'm autistic. >>34136213>Women why are you engineered by nature to be small and weak and depend on us for protection?Sexual dimorphism is common in nearly all mammals. It's based on the notion that females don't have to be big to reproduce, but males do to protect their mates, offspring, and selves. How does this make you feel?Not very good, but it's a fact of life.>>34136214>women why am i a 27 year old khvBecause you either have negative rizz or you literally just don't talk to women irl.>>34136238>failed artist gfMost artistic types are pretentious and self-aggrandizing. They're terrible people to be around because they're highly opinionated and hyper-critical about everything but lack any merit of their own.>>34136296>Why are men okay with remarrying with a woman as old as their childrenThey're shameless and mentally immature.>>34136305>Word on the grapevine is that financebros have microdicks while stemcels are hugeMaybe the Asians, but I've heard finance and business guys are usually packing. It would explain the overconfidence.>>34136311>Which name is better: BLEACHED or COLONIZED?FBleached seems too derivative of Blacked, but Colonized evokes racist imagery and history.
I see it’s just exactly the same as ever
>>34136222MGet my kitchen reworkedGrow a lot of things in my greenhouse and gardenLose weight (ive gotten kinda fat)Learn more IrishAdvance in my tech literacyGet better at accordionThat's about it. I have nothing else in my life going on
>>34136465I wish my breasts weren't so wide set, but I'm fine with their size. >>34136466scary. I also wouldn't go sky diving again
>>34136483yo momma so fat she taught you the alphabet starts with O B C D
>>34136486Yo momma so fat Lorkhan used her body for the mortal plane
>>34136489sorry I don't speak nerd so your joke went right over my head
>>34136491i bet most things go over your head, manletbro
>>34136485>I also wouldn't go sky diving againWhy? I wouldn't go again because it made my ears hurt and once you've jumped out the freefall is pretty tedious.
>>34136471Mhm that’s me! How are you?
>>34136493
Something about looking at reality from the side
>>34136430Studied law, became a lawyer that work more as a paralegal. Eh, in a good way
>>34136483What is
>>34136501This place. I could leave for months and I bet it’d stay the same
>>34136495I'm doing good, played lots of piano after work today. Now I'm just eating my dinner and watching Northernlion clips lolHow do you plan on getting a bf?
>>34136505Lol, whats your fucking problem? Just leave if you don't like it.
>>34136505It's gotten worse actually
>>34136511I think it's better than I used to be. Most new threads don't just get spammed with "kys" "you will never do that" or any other discouraging shit. Now it's only really done at a funny level. Even the "I won't read" posts have been reduced.
>>34136506Oh that’s nice. Sorry if I asked before, what job do you have? What is Northemelion? I plan on getting a bf by being social, find people I like, and flirt with them hehe. Also maybe text a boy I used to know from my hometown. How do you do it?
>>34136508I never said it was negative, interesting>>34136511What’s new?
I need a femanon to call me cute even if she doesn't mean it, I'm just very insecure and need a self esteem boost
>>34136517I'm the anon from Chicago. I work in quantitative finance software>What is Northemelion?He's a streamer that I find pretty entertaining, he plays a variety of video games>How do you do it?My plan is the same as yours lol. I don't socialize much but my plan is to try really hard this year to be more social, go to events, find women I like and then flirt with them
>>34136213I wish I was small and men wanted to protect me :(
>>34136526Are you tall and muscled like the she-wolf of Sparta
>>34136526Men the same height as me still call me small. You're fine.
>>34136529Well how tall are you
>>34136531Like 5'7"
>>34136532Yeah so not that tall
>>34136222FA bf pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>>34136533Are you fat or trans or something why the hostilityA man slightly shorter than me will call me small. They do it because it makes them feel good not because you actually are small.
>>34136494I don't think I enjoyed it heaps and there's risk involved.
>all these femanons wanting a bf>not a single gf application sent to me yetgrim
>>34136524Ah I remember. I want to visit one day. Th race is on. First to get a relationship and sex in 2026 is winner.
>>34136526hi i am extra tall and almost want to protect you!!
>>34136539Don’t know what that is and I don’t know you.
>>34136527Tall but not muscular>>34136529>>34136537That person isn't me but I'm also I'm taller than you (5'8~5'9) and you sound super slender so that probably contributes to men calling you small.
>>34136539Unfortunately whenever I try stuff online it never goes anywhere so I'm not wasting time on that. Unless you're less than an hour away from my place, it's not gonna work.
>>34136537I'm not being hostile I'm just saying it's not that tall. I'm 5'11, 5'7 men look pretty small to me let alone women.
>>34136546I mean, if they can't pick you up they're not going to call you small bc then they're insulting themselves.
Don't worry, women. If you don't like being called "small" I will call you "big girl".
>>34136222MA full crashout of all women who use dating apps and the Tea app. Them being banned from relationships.
>>34136551So I need to get some jacked gymbro, got it.
>>34136520anonymous is cute! CUTE!
>>34136550>5'11"Statistical outlier. I'm almost in the 90th percentile (while I am not that tall, there are not a whole lot of women who are taller than me but there are a LOT who are shorter) and I still get called small, that was all my point was.
>>34136549Wya?
>>34136553I understand the tea app, but what's wrong with woman using dating apps?>t. Woman considering starting dating apps this year cause I've gone almost 27 without a bf
>>>/diy/2960302Women if I brought you home and you saw this would you get the ick
>>34136554This is unironically a good idea for you
>>34136558>27It's over, and that's OK.
>>34136557Ontario Canada.
>>34136558That there are no rules for them there and they're able to gamify the interactions to their liking.
>>34136565Are you that fat black chick
>>34136560NAG but>EdmontonIck incarnate
>>34136542Hell yeah >:)Have a good rest of your day. It's time for me to sleep
>>34136556You're still a good bit smaller than most men and still smaller than most 5'7 guys even if you are technically the same height.
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34136563>only people with an IQ above 125 are allowed to own firearms, property and voteYou just disenfranchised 99.9% of Samoans.
>>34136566NtaWho's fault is that though?
>>34136562>It's over, and that's OK.I never actively tried dating beforehand so it'd be stupid to give up before trying. There's no harm in at least making a dating a profile and seeing (but also if I don't get any matches and am still single by 30 I may do something drastic that will land me on the news). >>34136566But I'm sure at least some of them are just genuinely looking for a relationship.
>>34136572>Smaller than most 5'7" guysThey may have bigger biceps and maybe slightly wider shoulders but they fit in my pants and I don't fit in theirs. I have bigger thighs than a guy the same size as me. And maybe they weigh 15 more pounds.
>>34136575Women have free will. My gripes are with them, not with companies that realized how empowered women are in today's world, and capitalize on that.>>34136579>But I'm sure at least some of them are just genuinely looking for a relationship.I didn't say they aren't. The circumstances matter, though.
>>34136580So they can fold you like a lawn chair and you think you're equal because your thighs are fatter?
>>34136555thanks! I needed that
>>34136581>The circumstances matter, though.So women are automatically bad people for using dating apps? So if a woman doesn't have luck in day-to-day life she should just die alone instead of using dating apps?
>>34136581>free willSure but men can choose how they wish to be treated. Look at what Japanese women are doing. If you don't like it, strike. Don't accept scraps if you think you deserve better just be prepared not to get it because in case you haven't noticed the world doesn't give 2 shits if it's fair or not. And your perception of what's fair is different than the perception of the person sitting right next to you. Supply and demand dude. If you want the suppliers to give you quality product don't pay full price for garbage first.
>>34136579>I never actively tried dating beforehand so it'd be stupid to give up before tryingSuper-religious upbringing, lesbian in denial, or both?
>>34136574Okay then only high trust communities can have firearms
>>34136584Volumetrically speaking yeah we're pretty damn equal.
>>34136587>asian women striking You don’t we have more Asian women.
>>34136586They're not exactly good people for the following reasons: simultaneous dating, ghosting the majority of their matches, breaking Bumble's system by starting conversations with a dot, swiping without reading the bios.>>34136587>Supply and demandAdding this to the list of things I hope people will finally stop saying.
bros, i just had sex for the first time, no condom, came on her back, shes a freak. we had morning sex too but i lost my boner at the end and frankly felt like a spaz fucking missionary how is that possible? also it feels great inside right? but has my dick like lost sensation or something i found it really really hard to come? uncircumsisedalso for any people that think their anxiety will be solved by getting some poon, nah its still there, but you've had sex now so..
Hello everyone. My name is Anonymous and I hate women. Is this the right place for me?
>>34136594Women don’t know what they’re saying, that’s why I talk to my gf like she’s an AI chat bot
>>34136589Was just autistic, ugly, and didn't realize I wanted to get married until college. No one asked me out cause I was the ugly weird girl. And I was an introvert so I didn't put myself in situations to meet a bunch of guys. Also as a kid/teen my plans for the future never involved marriage (I always planned to be adopt a child and be a single mom). I started considering marriage sometime when I was in college, but I still just went to class then straight back to my dorm. Never partied or whatever since I don't drink and just didn't know how you're even supposed to know what events are going on where. Then covid hit, and now I'm a NEET who has no clue how to meet people. So dating apps feel like my only option. >>34136594>simultaneous datingI'm sure anyone regardless of gender is doing this if they get more than one match at the same time, because it'd be stupid to write off another person because of someone else you just saw pretty pics of 2 seconds earlier. >ghosting the majority of their matches, breaking Bumble's system by starting conversations with a dot, swiping without reading the bios.Sure the staceys just looking for flings probably do this, but I doubt the women who genuinely want a relationship are.
>>34136598That's because your "girlfriend" most likely is an AI you pathetic cunt.
>>34136597It’s a good day, sure is
>>34136596You’ve just lost your virginity and integrity for some mid tier pussy hope it was worth it incel
>>34136596kinda tempted to say we told you so
>>34136406>>34136536You can literally find a bf in an hour. How fucking retarded are you to not find a bf in a timeline where 99% of men are alone?
>>34136600It’s even worse when she’s on her period, my mother is exactly the same, the biggest lie that young men were told growing up was to listen to women and take them seriously
>>34136606>a bfHave some fucking standards dude Nta
>>34136606Sorry we're not all born Stacey's. And most men aren't exactly walking around the grocery store with a sign on their back saying "I'm single and open to total strangers asking me out."
No one wants to be my friend. It was funny, I heard my mom complaining on the phone with my dad about how no one wants to be friends with her either. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe we’re all too weird
>>34136599>I'm sure anyone regardless of gender is doing this if they get more than one match at the same time, because it'd be stupid to write off another person because of someone else you just saw pretty pics of 2 seconds earlier. It would be stupid to commit when you can just date multiple guys at once just because you're a woman and you can and the app doesn't penalize you for extracting as much casual fun out of it as you possibly can.
>>34136603integrity how?
>>34136614Nobody wants to be friends with fucked up people, yeah. Would you want to be friends with someone you already know will do nothing but complain, have no money and energy to do anything fun and is too preoccupied with their own drama to really care about you in any way or help you with anything?
>>34136606I need more than one hour to get to know a guy, weirdo
>>34136599>as a woman it'd be stupid to stop swiping for hotter and better optionsnuclear trvke detonation
>>34136622You sacrificed short term pleasure for long term satisfaction, where as you could’ve had gotten married and made love with your newly wife for the first time, incels will always be incels
>>34136624NtaWhat if they do care about you and do a lot of things for you and are slowly working on some of those issues (but not all of them at once) and not doing that well with it because both of you are stressed out and they can tell you're pulling away and going a little neurotic over it?
>>34136624I’m not fucked up, I have no drama, and I have lots of money and energy. Not sure where all these assumptions are coming from
>>34136614but your mom has a family, a husbandyou don't
>>34136611>>34136625Pathetic.
>>34136635So you’re saying I’m worse off?
>>34136634In the business, we call that projecting
>>34136611>"I'm single and open to total strangers asking me out."should I start doing that?
>>34136616>It would be stupid to commit when you can just dateMost people commit after a few dates, don't they? But if you only met that person a week ago, the first few dates are less proper dates and more just an introduction period. No one with any self respect decides to become exclusive with the person who says hi to them.
Where do I find women who want to be my gf?
>>34136632nigger im 31, im not wifeing up anyone and ive been enjoying the time i spend with this girl (whos apparently been attracted to me for 2 years)
Genders, rate my new tee
>>34136636Sorry I'm not a Stacy who has men falling at my feet begging me to date them every time I leave my house. Any tips on what to do now? >>34136640I mean I'd shoot my shot, but you're unlikely to run into me while doing that so :(
>>34136634In that case that only leaves one other reason, which is that you are an insufferable person just because, which I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on but I guess not. >>34136633I didn't mean they don't give a fuck about you but not having the capacity to act on caring about you, like not remembering your bday or not having the nerves to talk about your issues etc. Ofc fucked up people can be friends but it usually has to be understood by everyone involved that you're both fucked up and won't be able to perform the way people usually expect friends to act like. If neither takes that personal and can be understanding, it can work.
>>34136647>nigger I’m 31
>>34136656Ah, yeah I think he took it personally. I tried to have infinite patience and understanding and I think it just made him feel worse about himself because he didn't have the same for me.
>>34136642Exclusive isn't the right word, but I don't get how you expect guys to take you seriously when it's very clear that after a date you're going to swipe some more and see other guys right away, possibly for sex as well. Besides, are women really advocating for simultaneous dating and then complaining when they date the same guy? That's hilarious and ridiculously pathetic.
>>34136656>which is that you are an insufferable person just becauseHow do I stop being insufferable?
For someone claiming not to use dating apps, she seems like an expert.
>>34136663Figure out what makes people think uhm wtf when interacting with you and then stop doing that. I'll help you out by giving you an example based on your previous post where I gave a bunch of ideas as to why people might not be friends with you, since I don't know you and so I had to list as many as possible to maybe get a few right so you can figure out what the issue is and instead of using that list to try and narrow it down you took it as a personal attack and me making baseless assumptions about you (which duh, I don't know you, all I can do is throw out baseless assumptions and hope one hits the target...), which makes you seem pretty arrogant, defensive and overall on edge, which usually isn't really what people look for in a friend. Hope that helps.
>>34136196Crush gets all self conscious when seeing her body in mirrors.How do I respond to this? Yeah she's a bit chubby and has some stretch marks but her reactions seem pretty unreasonable
>>34136669this is like the seventh time you posted this just stop
>>34136659It's possible. Friendships between fucked up people are basically a minefield, you can navigate it if you're a pro at it but that takes extra effort, which most people with issues simply don't have the energy for.
>>34136660I need to clarify I haven't used any dating apps (yet), I have zero experience, I'm just talking based on second-hand accounts and how I assume this shit works. however, there's a difference between going on a date and dating. (Yes, I hate this as much as you do. We need to start using "courting" again to differentiate.) I assume women aren't mad if the man they went on 1 tinder date with is going on tinder dates with other women, because of course he's still checking his options at that point. But if you've been on 3-5 dates, then you guys decide "hey, let's be exclusive. We're boyfriend and girlfriend now." that's when it's wrong for either party to still be swiping.There's also a difference between a guy you just met on tinder 2 days ago asking you out and someone you've known irl for a while. irl you go straight to the exclusive, dating phase because just by knowing each other and spending time with one another as friends or colleagues, you already got that "getting to know each other" phase out of the way. So once they ask, you can decide if you want to be exclusive or not. But you don't know the person you matched with on Tinder, you need a few dates to figure out who they really are before you commit.
>>34136669Should’ve dated a Korean they’re extremely fat phobic despite eating so much they basically can’t gain any weight, I’ve seen my gf chow down on a whole rack of ribs and the bitch is still a size 6 I don’t get it
>>34136642NtaIf I'm talking to multiple people whoever meets me in person first has a huge advantage. If I liked them but wasn't crazy about them or had some doubts I would still meet the others but if I felt like I really clicked with that guy I'd put a pin in the other conversations until I sussed out whether or not I wanted to actually date the one I connected with.Pertinent information: usually end up fucking on the first date.
>>34136648You look like a femboy
>>34136675>We need to start using "courting" againLmao
>>34136675So what you're saying is that I should ignore the very obvious possibility that the woman I'd supposedly see from a dating app is getting her shit pummelled tonight and that's perfectly fine because we're all just "courting" her, and for that we should also be posted to her groups to make sure that when she does have sex with some of the hotter "pursuers", she won't get raped.
>super cute face>Hot bod>loves garfield and jackassI think I just found the perfect woman.Too bad she doesn't know I exist.
>>34136687>Too bad she doesn't know I exist.Then how do you know her, is she a femanon?
>>34136687Sounds like my ex
>>34136688Just following her social media posts.>>34136690I will snatch her up!
>>34136687this is satire, right? pls tell me men aren't actually this dumb...
It's wrong for either party to be swiping but you can't be mad at a woman for still checking her options because she's a woman and she has more to lose by getting pregnant and by raising a child!
>>34136679>but if I felt like I really clicked with that guy I'd put a pin in the other conversations until I sussed out whether or not I wanted to actually date the one I connected with.I have no clue how I'd act in a situation like that desu. I wouldn't want to ruin stuff with him, but I'd also feel bad if I suddenly ghosted other guys I was talking to without even giving them a first date. I'd probably ask him if he's talking to other girls and use his response to gauge what to do. If he's still got other dates lined up, it's probably fine for me to give the other men a shot too. But if he's only talking to me, I should probably try to give him a similar level of respect. >Pertinent information: usually end up fucking on the first date.Oh I could never. I want a serious relationship, so I feel like fucking on the first date is just setting myself up for failure. I'm also still a virgin so I have no intention of giving my virginity to a man I barely know. >>34136684>the woman I'd supposedly see from a dating app is getting her shit pummelled tonightI mean, don't swipe on girls who say they're only looking for something casual then? Or make it clear you when you're still messaging in the app that you have no interest in girls who have casual sex? Yeah there are lots of women who sleep around on dating apps, but they're probably not hard to identify.
>>34136690You went out with a dude?
>>34136701Most women today are infertile and have no chances at giving natural birth but they either have no idea or they’re too scared to get tested
>>34136222MaleI just need to not fuck up the next couple of dates with this girl and things are gonna be really great.
>>34136660I think a lot of the complaints from females are just them falseflagging. Foids control the dating market, if they wanted loyal men, they would reward their behaviour instead of rewarding the fuckboy Chads they claim to "hate". Those "are we dating the same man" groups are essentially free promo for the Chads.>omg can I make him commit finally if x and y girl couldn't? I need to find out and message him teehee x)
>>34136702>but they're probably not hard to identify.>Or make it clearYeah, simply tell a woman what you don't like women doing, that's going to translate superbly into another date rather than ghosting.God, this thread is dumb sometimes.
I wish I had a vape that made me sleepy.
>>34136710>Foids control the dating marketCool it with the antisemitism
>>34136713just get one with thc
>>34136711>Yeah, simply tell a woman what you don't like women doing, that's going to translate superbly into another date rather than ghosting.If she ghosts you for saying you don't like women who sleep around, she was probably a woman who does just that. So wouldn't her ghosting you instead of wasting your time be the ideal outcome? Why would you want to go on a date with a woman whose values are different from yours?
>>34136711Whenever I tell my gf I don’t like something or I don’t agree with something she stops doing that thing or believing in that thing, god you people are beyond cucked grow a pair of balls you fucking faggots
Having infinite options makes the introverted foid squirm. The mental option of this foid squirming as she bathes in infinite attention: >>34136702
>>34136719it will be so funny when she breaks up with you in a few months like the last one that fell for your tricks
>>34136717Okay, try becoming a man and using that reductive attitude in dating and see how things pan out for you.
>>34136696Be less bitter and more silly, then your life will be better too.
>>34136717>So wouldn't her ghosting you instead of wasting your time be the ideal outcome?MYes.
>>34136721Women don’t have infinite options bc top tier men would rather be single and focus on their life instead, the whole reason you get post nut clarity is because your body is trying to tell you that pussy isn’t everything
>>34136722I decide when to break up not the other way around let’s make that very clear, women revolve around us bc they need us not the other way around
>>34136721Where is this infinite attention you speak of? >>34136724IDK man, I think it's on you if you're not doing anything to filter out the kind of women you don't want.
>>34136731lol
>>34136732>filter out the kind of women you don't want.But I am. I preemptively filter out the women who use dating apps and the Tea app and the groups, or have done so in the past. And I hope they're going to have a collective crashout this year.
>>34136724Nta>See how things pan out for youBeing alone is better than being with someone who doesn't actually like you if you have self respect.
>>34136734I love being a high status male, god blessed with me an OP genetic skill tree
>>34136739>"Every single woman who's actively looking for a relationship is a terrible person. If she doesn't have a relationship fall into her lap irl or just die alone without even trying, she's awful and I hate her."
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34136742I'm just not the biggest fan, man. Sorry.
Why yes I will answer the exact same talking points about women being le bad and the spamming lolcow. Infinite humour hack
>>34136731This is like watching a car crash in slow motion
>>34136740The problem is that you get thus absolutely insane women who think they should make the rules for how everyone dates and then ruthlessly curb stomp men who aren't on the same page through public shaming and gaslighting. And those women are touted to be the normal, well-adjusted, highly praised prizes whom we're supposed to "court" endlessly until they've had their fun.
I hate all of you so fucking much.
>>34136751but I love you!
>>34136751Lol
>>34136751I Love You, Anon.
>>34136742nta, but he didn't write that and I'm the same. I'm not saying she must be a pure virgin, but if your stance on dating is like shopping, then we just aren't meant to be. For me, dating is first about knowing the person, being in the same groups, having experiences together, and later on getting the right vibe from this person. If you're a serial dater and use apps to find boyfriends like pokemon, you do you, but I won't date you
>>34136751Why?
Damn he’s got the intangibles, I will never be loved like ihateyouanon
>>34136747Having never been involved in one myself I assume that would’ve given you severe brain damage? How many fingers am I holding up?
>>34136757>dating is first about knowing the person, being in the same groups, having experiences together, and later on getting the right vibe from this person.But what if that doesn't happen? I'm gonna start dating apps soon not because I WANT to use them, but because they're a last resort. I just want one single man I can marry and grow old with, but I'm almost 27. If I keep waiting for an irl meeting, I'll end up lonely and childless and people will blame me for not trying. I don't think people are bad if they don't have any luck irl so they're trying the only other option. At least on dating apps, everyone is there for the same thing so you're not left questioning if they're into you like that or not.
>everyone is there for the same thing
>>34136771Desperation often leads to decisions you’ll regret later. People in general are much more isolated and alone now than ever, but still, I think you first need to calm down. Take a deep breath and think about what you actually want, not what your desperation, intrusive thoughts, or society tell you to do. After that, decide what you want to do. To find more actual people, and not just those who are desperate or looking for quick sex, just be more social. Don’t force yourself into something you won’t enjoy, instead, find social things you will enjoy and participate in those. If your life is only home and work, you won’t find anyone, how could you, if you never meet people?
>>34136771>I just want one single man I can marry and grow old withThe absolute best option out of hundreds, if possibe
>>34136783Desperation can lead to madness
>>34136783>think about what you actually want, not what your desperation, intrusive thoughts, or society tell you to do.I want a family and kids. If I cared about what my surroundings were telling me, I'd just wage slave my life away.>find social things you will enjoy and participate in thoseI joined language classes, but that didn't work out. Most of my classmates are girls, and any convos with the like 2 boys in the class never go anywhere. I don't know what other hobbies to pick up, especially ones that are actually in my area. And I don't know how tf you're supposed to go from acquaintances to friends to asking them out. I feel like there were one or two situations back when I was in school that I missed because I wasn't even sure if it was alright for me to call them a friend, let alone ask them out. If I were prettier maybe men would approach me, but that doesn't happen, so I have no clue what else I'm supposed to do.At least on dating apps, people are clear about looking for relationships (or sex, but I'm sure those ones aren't too hard to filter out. Only swipe on those who say they're looking for a long-term relationship, have public, midday dates, and tell them right away I have no plans on going home with them anytime soon). There's no wondering "are they looking for a relationship? Are they into girls like me? Would they be disgusted if I asked them out?" I need something straight forward, random meetings rely on far too much luck and subtle reading in-between the lines. I'd much prefer to find something naturally, but I'm not the kind of person who understands how natural social relationships work, nor am I pretty enough for people to naturally want to talk to me. I want children so I don't have much time to figure shit out. Natural meetings feel like a fairytale more than anything.>>34136795I just want someone who likes me and would make a good father.
>>34136795She clearly wants Chad only and at 27 lolYo no necesitaba odioSolo te pedía amor
>>34136799This is an English site Pedro el beano
>>34136799"I want someone who actually shows interest in me">"Wow, why are you chad only"
>>34136798t.
>>34136807I haven't even dl'd a single app yet, nice projection though. I'm not Stacy, I'm just hoping to get at least one match when I finally take the plunge. I just need one man to show an interest in me.
>wanting to be in a relationship in 2026lollmao even
>>34136813The stability of having even one other person in your life that you can depend on is nice.
>>34136813Unfortunately relationships are the most reliable way to have a child.
>>34136811I just need one man to show an interest in me.
Lately I've been told "You're a good person" alot by strangers I interact with. at first I thought it was a generic compliment and thought not much of it but lately when I hear it they start talking about how rare it is to find a good person in this world. Am I thinking too much of it or is there something going on in the overall world I'm unaware of? Good person or no I'm just boring and generic, most people wont even notice I'm a presence
>>34136820>"I can't comprehend the fact that women who aren't Stacy exist"
>>34136818The most reliable way is to have casual sex and become a single mother.
>>34136820>webmfake, the guy she liked wasn't an instant match and there was no popup for any of those guys saying she missed a match
>>34136823>implying the swiping strategy isn't the sameNice implication though,
The only difference between a Stacy and a standard woman is the pool of options available. A Stacy can get almost everyone in the top 5%, while the other one can maybe get a quarter of the top 5%.
>>34136825The video was made before the update most likely
>>34136833I wish I lived in the fantasy world you live in.
I have baggy jeans that touch the pavement and I'm not sure if I scraped poop on themI saw a couple brown dot sized fabric stains and I sniffed them after wiping off with a wetwipe but I have sensory processing sperg issues so I couldn't tell if it was poop smell or just new jeans/wetwipe smell (both things smell a bit like poop to me desu). In retrospect the brown spots were probably just grit from the pavement to melt the snow/iceI smelt again after I calmed down and could only smell wetwipeThoughts? If it was poop there'd be some actual solid matter on there and I'd still smell it and be gagging/tearing up right?
>>34136817>he thinks you can depend on people cute>>34136818>it wants to bring another innocent soul to this shit feast evil
>>34136836This is why I don't wear dumb nigga jeans that sag down to my heels. Disgusting and it looks like shit
>>34136833>standard womanUnfortunately I'm below standard, what now?
>>34136822you forgot to add in what context they say this because no stranger just tells people this out of nowhere have you been trying to farm them for compliments or what?
>>34136798>I joined language classesClasses are usually hit or miss. Some have a community, but some don't and you won't be able to really know people>Most of my classmates are girlsDid you try to talk with the girls? To make friends. Friends, especially local friends, can help you with finding right places and events or maybe suggest someone they know. But don't view it as transactional like that, just make friends>I don't know what other hobbies to pick up,Instead of a hobby to pick up, I suggest being a part of some community. It may be any community. I know many people who met and married in guilds in MMO games>I don't know how tf you're supposed to go from acquaintances to friends to asking them outJust be honest. Like, hey, I love to spend time with you, can we become friends? And after that, if you have feelings for them, just confess>I was in school that I missedIt just wasn't meant to be. Your brain will paint an idealistic outcome of that, but it can actually be just a misunderstanding and he would have laughed it off. You will never know, and the past is the past>At least on dating apps, people are clear about looking for relationshipsThey aren't. You will never know someone's intentions just by reading their profile, or even how real all of that is>but I'm not the kind of person who understands how natural social relationships workYou should overcome social anxiety, because as of now you're like a train with no brakes. You want to speed up because you're afraid to be late, but you can't control yourself, so your chances to crash are high. I highly recommend you go to therapy at this point, but run away if they suggest any meds to you. As of now, you have a high chance of being used by any person who can fake the slightest interest in you, and I don't wish that fate for you
>>34136820God men take such shit pictures. Some of you look fine IRL but your terrible pictures make you look like a freak and the fact that you thought they were good enough to use on your profile gives me the ick.
>>34136836do you not have a washing machine man? the fuck
>>34136844>>34136844f I wash them before I have to they fade and look like shit
Woke up too early and is kinda stewing in his anger award
>>34136845you can't be this autistic about your clothes touching the ground if you don't wear fitting clothes and then also not wash them pick a battle autism lady
>>34136846Been up all night award
>>34136839You just need one 5%er to show interest in you. Don't worry, you can safely discard the rest.
>>34136848is it poop tho
>>34136843True. You wouldn't deliberately shop for a product with bad marketing, would you.
>>34136851Probably just dirt but why the fuck are you wearing pants that fit like that outdoors and surprised that they get dirty
>>34136851yea it is, throw the pants away they are contaminated forever let me guess, you're the accutane schizo?
>>34136853I don't mind mud/mild grime I'm just super neurotic about pee and poop
>>34136855no I barely come on here, I just came here because I was too lazy to make a reddit throwaway
>>34136841>Did you try to talk with the girls? To make friends. We talk in class, have a class groupchat on discord, and occasionally go out to eat after class, but it still feels weird and like I'm overstepping if I were to talk to them outside of class. >I know many people who met and married in guilds in MMO gamesI do best in online groups like this, but unfortunately it never goes anywhere. Me and this guy I met online REALLY like each other, but ultimately the distance killed it, so I need something irl despite the fact that irl is so much worse for me. >You will never know someone's intentions just by reading their profileAt the very least, if someone swipes on you, you can assume they find you attractive if nothing else. I'm not attractive, so assuming a guy would be interested in me if he hasn't made that clear feels disrespectful to him. It be insulting if I pursued a guy without him showing interest in me first. >I highly recommend you go to therapy at this pointI was in therapy for a bit, but my family stopped driving me to it cause they didn't see immediate results, so was doing online sessions for a few months, then I felt like I couldn't ask for money for any more sessions so I ended up dropping it lol. >you have a high chance of being used by any person who can fake the slightest interest in youI have no intentions of putting out easily (fear of STDs and fear of premarital pregnancy) so that will hopefully chase off the guys who will just use me for sex. Other than that, though....... Yeah, I'm probably susceptible to being used, but that still feels preferable to dying alone and childless. >>34136850I don't care about the top 5%. If anything, I just want a fat autist nerd who will accept me also being a fat autist nerd and we can be happy fat autist nerds together.
>>34136857it boggles my mind how people like you have survived to adulthood are you living in some kind of assisted living situation?
>>34136859nani??
>>34136843This is painfully true. I look good, so people always ask me to pose at events for marketing, but all my pictures turn out the worst way possible because I can't make a good pose or expression.
>>34136858it'd be stupid to write off 5%ers if you can access them through dating apps, THOUGH.
>>34136843i do a lot of landscape and wildlife photography but i would absolutely never take a photo of myself. the act of taking a photo of yourself on its own ruins the photo.
>>34136840Nah, just generic stuff lend people tools, hold doors open, offer to help do this or that since it's not that big a deal to me. It's really stuff I don't even think about all that much I just been hearing that comment alot lately and wondered if something was up
I love taking photos of myself cuz I'm a handsome photogenic son of a bitch
>>34136862>it'd be stupid to write off 5%ers if you can access them through dating appsI wouldn't write them off, but desu they scare me. I don't want to be in a relationship where I constantly feel like my partner is out of my league and like people are judging me for being with him. That sounds miserable.
>>34136807What's unbalanced about this? Do you think that neither gender should select for specific genes? Both men and women should go out and initiate sex with every member of the opposite sex they come across?
>>34136864in that case I think whats up is most likely that yeah, basic human decency has become a rare thing, which is sad but good for you, so keep it up
>>34136858Ever since the covid hoax I stopped interacting with the goyim cattle. I just look through them and pretend they don't exist. I don't even greet them or acknowledge their presence. I'm not staring either, I'm just looking straight through them as if they weren't there.My life has significantly improved. I am at peace
>>3413686727 is a good time to settle for a betabuxxer
That ballbusting vid where the Brazilian girl ruptures his testicles is the most insane shit I've seen. She kept kicking him when the sack was already swollen. Why would anyone agree to that?
>>34136873Is it the one where he's going OOOOOH and the stomping is really loud
>>34136873Men do whatever their pp tells them to
>>34136869yeah, I'll do that, it is sad tho.
>>34136822It's more likely that there's something going on in you that you're not aware of.
>>34136858>feels weird and like I'm overstepping if I were to talk to them outside of class.Yeah, this is what social anxiety is. You're afraid because you can't take rejection. If you asked to do some stuff outside of the class and they said, "Actually, I'm okay talking with you about classes, but please don't talk to me outside of it, we're not friends or anything," your heart would break, so you choose not to open up in the first place>but ultimately the distance killed itI don't think that's the case, tbqh, but I don't want to overstep without knowing the full story>you can assume they find you attractive if nothing elseMaybe, or maybe he swipes on everyone, or maybe he thought you would be easy for him. You won't know other people's intentions>so was doing online sessions for a few months, then I felt like I couldn't ask for money for any more sessions so I ended up dropping it lolHonestly, a few months was long enough. I would suggest changing therapists at that point if nothing got better>Yeah, I'm probably susceptible to being used, but that still feels preferable to dying alone and childless.You think like this only because of your fears and anxiety. Objectively speaking, being used is worse, much worse
>>34136873The very first thing you need to understand about kinks is that they don't make sense to someone who doesn't have that kink.
>>34136874Maybe in the end? They were standing up mostly.>>34136876I watched the full video out of curiosity and the guy had sent them an email claiming that the videos are fake, so the girl went extra hard on him, and the guy didn't want to quit out of pride.
>>34136865I like taking photos with friends because they make me happy :) I wanna use my Polaroid more because they're fun photos
Just realized that the handsomest boy at my uni was jestermaxxing for me for 2 years before he settled for a hot hapa. Why me though? I'm ugly and fat and everyone who gets to know me tells me I have anger issues and that I've got to be autistic
>>34136889>jestermaxxingis there still any way of trying to attract female attention that isn't made fun of or regarded as cringe?
>>34136889you just have to be the best one available, maybe the other girls were even worse
>>34136891no, wanting a gf or bf is inherently cringe and humiliating >ooo I want to use your genitals to make my genitals feel good and then I might even want to force an innocent child to be in this world because of my huge ego
>>34136889I was always the handsomest boy, but also I was extremely insecure and introverted most of my life.
I don't need sex because I've experienced better.
>>34136899I also want to expirience an actual spiritual connection at least once...
>>34136899Taking a nap beats fucking every time.
I hate women so much it's unbelievable.
>>34136896> innocent childno such thing, children are evil
>>34136903Man I hate dyslexia. I stared at this post for a good 3 minutes thinking wtf does "taking a nap beats every fucking time" mean
>>34136896You are a redditor.>>34136906It's women who are evil.
>>34136909peak comedy
>>34136910Redditfags love women, xister.
>>34136907you posted that a minute after the post you're replying to
Women are simultaneously the best and worst thing to grace this earth.
>>34136914Only the worst. They are at best pieces of meat.
>>34136913It's a hyperbolic statement but it confuses me for far longer than it should have
i for one love women, but am way too much of an autistic shut-in to attract any
>>34136579i basically only will someday try dating apps because of people like you, good luck and thank you for playing!
All women are evil whores.
Women can only pair bond with Chad
>>34136930...through copulatory vocalizations.
Hating women is so fun I fucking detest those holes :D
I’ve been interested in one of the men in my friend group for months, but whenever we talk one-on-one, I feel like I fuck it up. I’m trying to just treat him like a normal ass man, but without the lubricant of our other friends there, I totally crumble. I’ve always been a bit quieter, so it’s not ALL nerves, but how do I steer myself in the right direction? Is asking questions about his hobbies and just letting him go good enough? I’m at a loss.>>34136198Too varied to say anything definitive. Some of both my favorite and least favorite people are autistic. It’s all about character.>>34136213It’s kind of nice tbdesu. I like being close no matter what, but being safely tucked under the arm of someone you love is as close to heaven as it gets.Also, sometimes you can grab shit from under the couch that dude arms are too big for. It’s a good partnership.>>34136222F. New job or going back to school would make it, and I want to spend a lot of time with friends and family too.>>34136261I did the same thing with marketing. It felt like everything I was learning was just teaching me how to make the world a worse place.>>34136359Really loving the linework here.
>>34136936
>>34136359MLooks yummy (* ´ ﹃｀*)
>>34136949So true!>>34136950You're gay.
I give up on women.
When is this bitch going to stop coughing?
I've never felt this lonely and horny before, why is it happening to me now? I thought it was supposed to hit when you're a teenager, not when you turn 29. I'm not sure if it's baby fever but I have an intense urge to date, wife a girls and knock her up.But men aren't even supposed to get baby fever
femanons cope with this exact feeling by having casual sex.
>>34136957>I thought it was supposed to hit when you're a teenager, not when you turn 29MIt hit me in 28, too. Like a second puberty lol.
I will hate women all day every day for the rest of my life. I HATE them from the bottom of my heart.
>>34136957>>34136959Man, I need to book my trip to Asia ASAP. It will be grim being alone in your 30s.
hehe
>>34136969Illegal alien spotted.
>>34136970Not even Amerifat. :3
>>34136969She needs to meet cartel members.
>>34136971Ameriboo, then?
>>34136972She might if she encounters US' beta version of the Gestapo.
>>34136972>more dark triad and good aggressive cockSounds like a good deal for women.
>>34136969>the nail kink anon is black it all makes sense now
>>34136974I don't know what that is.
>>34136983
>>34136986lol no.Been there once for a holiday and want to go never again.I saw the pic and thought I could trigger some retards on atoga, seems I was right.>>34136980It sounds like you're trying to think of me as a male JH.
>>34136991>male JH you basically are, so yeah
>>34136992But I am not bisexual...
>>34136996>accutanesis is stillll going on about this keeeek
>>34136996here we go again
okay women well i'm gonna go rub my prostate until my mind goes white, have fun fucking chad or showering or whatever it is you do !
Why is there no way to tell people their plane will be significantly delayed BEFORE they get to the airport and have to sit there waiting for 6 hours?
>>34136996First thing in the morning with this
Does anybody else get insanely depressed in the Winter time? People say it's from a lack of vitamin D but I am a shut-in year round and take vitamin D supplements, it's only Winter when I feel like shit.
>>34137009i get depressed on a half-weekly basis
>>34136996quick research tells me one should prefer not to be taking accutane rather than taking it, but i suppose if your problems are...problem-y enough. looks like it causes liver failure :/ not gonna defend antidepressant usage though, modern industrial society is stinky in the bad way>t. research chemical schizoid
>>34137009Hm, don't think so. Though I am less likely to feel sad in summer, since it's too fucking hot and sweaty to feel anything else than that. So maybe it does happen more often in winter or late fall that I feel sad, but not particularly.
God why tf did I have to get a crush on an unavailable moid? Are all the good moids married? This is too cruel
>>34137015>>t. research chemical schizoidBEND OVER>>34137018Because when somebody is unavailable, it's easier for you to not actually have to confront your own issues in a relationship, since you can just wave it away as "welp, can't do anything about it!"
>>34136959God damn>>34137018>Are all the good moids married?Depends on the definition of good anon. Are we speaking financially, emotionally, morally, personalitywise?
>>34136969>F*CK >ICEKwhat?what is an ICEK im esl
>>34137019I didn't know he was married when I started crushing on him>>34137020>Depends on the definitionIt's his personality that got me. He's the kindest, gentlest man I've ever met
>>34137015It does not cause liver failure jusy lowered enzymes Maybe if I binge drank everyday on it sure
>>34137019>BEND OVERy-yes chef
>>34137025>Maybe if I binge drank everydayYou should!>>34137026Good boy!
>>34136969>>34136991ICE btfo'd. That'll show em. How can they even recover?
I found a dollar on the ground but I didn’t want it so I put it on a ledge for someone else to find
>>34137023There are gentle men out there anonette, some are married, some get hurt and become single again.If a guys is gentle how should he express it to make girls who are into it interested?
>>34137025sure, loose wording, i just meant its taxing on the liver and that isn't preferable imo
>>34136238why is it always stem boy and art girl and never stem girl and art boy?
>>34137033So are antidepressants The liver stuff is the least of my worries right now
>>34137028y-you too haha
>>34136996>accutaneLiterally just eat liver.
>>34137037what ARE your worries?
>>34137031It probably has cocaine on it.You wanna be a drug dealer?>>34137040Thanks, I know!
>>34137035women are able to have standard
>>34137041I’m happy to report that I already tried that and I’m displeased to say it did Jack shit >>34137042Losing my hair, my eye sight, my hearing
>>34137018Same reason I had to get a crush on an unavailable foid: we’re funny little guys and girls
well how about a stem and art boy, two-for-one. women like great value, so the atoga grapevine tells me
>>34137048>a stem and art boyGonna have to be me because boys can't just have goofy little hobbies like women. Forced to Lock In.
>>34136238Depends on the personality. If you fail at stem you can still be incredibly smart by most standard if the field is something like material sciences or electrical engineering. Other times the workload is just too much even if you're intellectually capable of understanding the field. Basically it's about the mentality and his current state. Failed stem bf probably has a good HS degree, some courses, the university is probably mid/high tier since it actually failed him. Now the question is if he can translate that into something productive, maybe a different STEM field, becoming a technician, maybe a teacher.Switching fields is hard but if you fail at stem you can probably do it better than if you failed at art but failing at school can be brutal for your psyche in any case. It arrests your development, you're financially behind your peers, you're tied to the next location of your choosing for 3/5 years, it means more debt. But yeah stem>art, at worst you become a electrician and mog everyone else because you're still smarter than the average bloke
Time to go to my piece of cheese job yet again
>>34137053Maus
>>34137032Well specifically with the man I was talking about, he's calm and cheerful, patient, I've literally never heard him raise his voice, and then there are specific interactions I've had with him or observed, his whole manner is gentle and peaceful
I’m sorry for being annoying I’ll stop you guys are just my only friends
>>34137057Lmao you're so cooked, it's kinda funny I'm sorry. Can you go on and describe what else makes him so great?
I tried everything anon told me to before bed, and it went well, but I still woke up in the middle of the night. I eventually fell back asleep but I wasn’t even having a bad dream, I don’t know why I’m not sleeping through the night
>>34137058you're fine anon mwa (no homo)>>34137050you're supposed to enjoy both stem AND art, not art and begrudging stem (thats different)
>>34137050>boys can't just have goofy little hobbiesLike?
I feel nauseous :(
>>34137059Idk, he's kinda good looking I guess but not my usual type >you're so cookedYeah
>date using the 'just be yourself' strat>get a gf that matches my vibewtf why did 4chan tell me it wouldnt work
>>34137056
>>34137068how where did you meet her
>>34137066(:
>>34137068Crabs in a bucket
>>34137066*shakes you until you puke*
I would argue I’ve been being myself this entire time and nobody seems to like it at all
>>34137068Because most people here are assholes. I can honestly say I’ve always recommended the just be yourself strat though
>>34137068cause this is miserable crabs bucket station?
>>34137074tfw when no boyfriend to give me shaken baby syndrome
>>34137077Are you being yourself and also talking, listening and trying to spend time with other people
>>34137077thats because this advice only works for people that are pleasurable creatures underneath it all
>>34136944>Is asking questions about his hobbies and just letting him go good enough?This is almost always a good idea. When in doubt, just get the other person talking about themselves. Do your best to smile, make eye contact, and if you're feeling bold, playfully touch his arms or something.
>>34137052why is this anime female aiming her ass at me?
>>34137088diarrhea
>>34137084you like that? what's that? you want me to shake you harder? ok*shakes you even harder*
>>34137088She's taking a picture.
>>34137077I guess it becomes hard if you are a miserable pussy chudcel (or ugly)
My tenure on /adv/ has proven to me that I could not be a therapist.
A week into the new year and nobody has sucked my tits yet
>>34136219Yeah, and I'd kiss it for him too.
>>34137097I expressed interest and you were like uh no I want nothing actually. Tease
>>34137096Sometimes you don't need to be a therapist. Just someone to talk with.
>>34137097Your boyfriend is still out of town visiting family for the holidays?
>>34137085Sometimes How often do you guys do it?
>>34137097If you were a real woman, your tits would be big enough to lift up to your mouth and suck them yourself.
>>34137101That’s not me
>>34137097evil woman
>>34137081I'm no asshole but I'm a manwhore and pansexual. Also selfish, also bipolar... But not an asshole, tho.
>>34137066yes i get it i'm disgusting sorry for existing you don't NEED to rub it in
State sexWhat do you think of 'porn music videos' where normal music videos are edited with porn parts inbetween?
>>34137114I don't think
>>34137112tfw no bf that is so disgusting I throwUp at the sight of him
>>34137106Nobody in /atoga/ meets this benchmark.
>>34137114Seems very odd.
>>34137118I do<333
GenderHow often do you guys go out and socialize?
I think mongolian woman are very pretty.
>>34137114F... what's the point? Why not just watch porn?>>34137122Literally never, 100% of my socializing is online
>>34137124She's okay 3/10
>>34137122F Well technically speaking I go out every day but I don't really socialise
>>34137122>How often do you guys go out and socialize?MNever, only online
>>34137122Fnot counting the internet, never. I probably haven't spoken to anyone outside in at least two years
I had a dream about a guy I met once four years ago Scary
Why don't lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
>>34137104Two to three times a month if I can manage it>>34137107Gotcha
>>34137134I had a dream about having a girlfriend and burying my face in her crotch. I don't know why we men get fantasies about eating girls out, it's icky
>>34136889All the good looking women who would make great wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (7 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. These are the 2% of women, the highest stock of females this wonderful creation can offer. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.tldr; there simply aren't enough single good looking young white women to go around for everybody, they are rare and exist mostly in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to
>>34137124not my cup of tea
I don’t know my stance on kids, some are cute like puppies, but some aren’t. I’ve seen people who think all kids are cute. And would it be rude to tell parents their child isn’t actually cute? They should stop lying to them and just blackpill them early so they understand the truth about this world.
>>34137140they do
>>34137146if they do, why are they lonely and single?
>>34137121me 2
>>34137116i mean...i could be your huckleberry, anon...
>>34137109Bigly
>>34137143Not much I could do in my youth. I was just short and poor, so obviously girls hated me.
>>34137122MNot very often right now since I live in my old hometown with nowhere I really enjoy hanging out besides the library, but when I’ve lived in other cities, at least twice a month on averageI’m moving later this year and hope to resume spending less time on 4chan
>>34137126>Why not just watch porn?That was my thought too, which is why I asked.>>34137115Hot.
>>34137114F, It seems like a lot of effort just to declare "I literally cannot function without sex infusing everything I do"
>>34137145>And would it be rude to tell parents their child isn’t actually cute?Just maybe.
Should I realize my honest desires even though they're fucked up and degenerate? Do the things I always wanted to do, but society considers low and dirty.
avoidants ignore and ghost you they really are waiting for you to just outright forget that something happened between the two of you
>>34137151my what
>>34137132How did you meet your FWBs then?
>>34137114MSounds like something exclusively for people addicted to porn to the point of mental retardation.
I peaked in high school. Almost no moid hit on me since I finished high school 6 years ago
>>34137159Look at it this way: it’s their loss
>>34137159You just read too much into it
>>34137165it is>>34137166foudn the avoidant
>>34137164Do you usually tell people you have a bf before they have the chance to hit on you?
>>34137166Lol
>>34137168I don't have a bf
nibberlicipus
>>34137164Stfu. In HS, I was a very handsome guy with nice long hair and a fit body. Now I'm balding and overweight.
>>34136969>>34136991They wouldn't protest this much if the one shot was a hispanic male.
I have curly brown hair which apparently foids love, but I am also norwood 2 and thinning. It's fucking over.
>>34137164Join the club :(I was a fool not to enjoy myself while surrounded with cute boys in school
>>34137171so then when you interact with moids for casual sex you're the one doing the approaching
>>34137114Sounds like porncel cope.
>>34137164I'll hit you
>>34137161Astral plane
>>34137177GET THE HIMS!!!
>>34137122Like everyday. A lady gave me a coupon the other day and now I'm going to make cherry pulled pork bbq.
My classes started again so I have less time to read posts now yay
>>34137164What about all the guys you interacted with at parties in college?
I used to be so cute lol I can’t believe I hit the wall at 23 That’s touuggh
>>34137164so women are hitting on you instead? or just.......... nobody?
>>34137164>>34137178But you bitches literally spent years telling men not to approach you and bother you? What do you want? Or, you wanted men to approach you for your ego and validation, so you could reject them?
The zoomer battle of the sexes is so crazy to watch
>>34137196No sorry, you're thinking of someone else
I have blond 1a hair no foid love...
>>34137183I WILL!!
>>34137199Bruh I had to Google what 1a hair meant
I don't approach not because I'm afraid of society or other twitter bullshit, I'm just timid, introverted, and grew up on anime with passive, cuck MCs.
>>34137199Time to Leon Kennedy maxx.
>>34137208Have you considered no longer looking to anime for your male role models
>>34137197It's not really a battle if one side is winning. Foids are just sore winners. They have life on easy-mode, get jobs and relationships, scholarships handed to them on a silver plate and they still whine about everything because a few men with rich parents became billionaires. They don't see regular men as humans.
>>34137193Nobody likes you when you're 23.
>>34137199That is default.Mine gets curly with humidity.
>>34137160>she's never seen Tombstonesad
>>34137213I don't even watch it anymore, just sometimes. But because I grew up without a father or stepfather, these were the only role models available, so I'm actually a dense anime protagonist IRL. The problem is that a harem of thirsty 10/10 bitches never fell into my lap.
>>34137158like what?
>>34137225Gay gangbang
>>34137158Put them in words so you can cringe and save yourself the embarassment.
>>34137228stop projecting
>>34137214You guys crack me up
>>34136465Me yes but idk in general
Men, is your hypothalamus more reputable at dating?Because it knows how to make a hormone?
>>34137214Yep. The most successful men see average men with as much disdain as the most misandric feminists do. There is little reason to care about the plight of regular people when you're getting pussy daily and have tons of money. At the highest levels men still hold way more power, and women act as if that is how it is on a micro level.
>>34137239MI don't know such smart words
Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real niggaRich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field niggaStill nigga, still nigga
>>34137246I didn't give you permission to use that word.
>>34137247Syfm
>>34137241Samefag.
Are you mad at me
Can I use n-word if I'm 2% African by dna test?
>>34137255Yes.>>34137257No.
>>34137159Why do you think that? I never forget the interactions I've had even if I have 0 motivation to talk to someone again
I am so fuckign angry
>>34136881>You're afraid because you can't take rejection.I also just don't know how to initiate those conversations. If I'm starting a convo outside of class, it feels like I need a good reason to do so & I idk how. I don't want to start something only to immediately run out of things to say>I don't think that's the case, tbqhThis one guy I genuinely liked & who genuinely liked me (we both flat out said it & made clear that in an ideal world, we'd want to marry each other), after like ~1.5 years of making it clear we like each other, he essentially said "I can't manage both my irl commitments and checking in on discord regularly, sorry, it's better for you to find someone else." There have been a few other times I talked to guys online but since I'm an autist who attracts other autists, a lot of times the convos just kind of fades off. There's no realistic next step in these online relationships. I'm just tired of being "the girl they talk to on their phone when they're bored." I want to be one of the "irl commitments" that pulls someone away from their phone, not the one being ghosted because of irl commitments. >Maybe, or maybe he swipes on everyone, or maybe he thought you would be easy for him.It's still a more reasonable assumption to make that someone who swipes on you is interested in you, vs irl there's a good chance it'd be like "lol no, I'm not into girls like you" then him thinking "ew why did she even think she had a chance?" >Honestly, a few months was long enough.I don't think it wasn't working, but my family's only real goal was me getting a job so since I didn't immediately go "Wow! Thanks to therapy I suddenly want to wageslave my life away!" they decided it wasn't working. >You think like this only because of your fears and anxiety.I just want to actively work towards my goal of finding a relationship, and at least putting myself out there is doing SOMETHING more than just sitting around hoping prince charming spawns out of nowhere.
>>34137255I don't know who you are.
>>34137257You can post N at people on 4chan but can't reply with any of the subsequent letters.
>>34137257>>34137247SteveWillDoIt recently broke the racial barrier by using the nigga word in a song.
>>34137193Are you balding
>>34137265N
>>34137272I
i wish i were a super villain
>>34137273G
>>34137276G
>>34137278E
I want to find love
>>34137275Why? What would your powers be, if anyWhat would your costume and lair be like
>>34137279R
>>34137270No
>>34137280Are you looking for it?
Costar told me to think about the word “marriage”How did they know I was already thinking about it
>>34137286yeah, but there's also the issue about me being a pussy
>>34137287Most humans are thinking about it. I don't believe any astrologers actually work at Costar, if you were unaware.
>>34136196State genderFill this
>>34137281oh god now i have to think of something new, because i don’t want to copy other villains. but controlling bugs would be so cool.
>>34137292What if I can't think of real people?
>>34137295What about mythical creatures or historical figures? That would make this very interesting.
>>34137292M
I've looked at that coworker moid in a borderline inappropriate way many times now and he still hasn't hit on me. Is he just dense or does he think I'm not attractive?
>>34137292MHulkKing KongSilver Surfer Flash(You)
>>34137292FYou X 8
>>34137299he is an incel
>>34137299He probably doesn't find you unattractive, but he may just not be interested.
>>34137303I don't think he is, he's recently divorced
>>34137307>recentlyGood grief, the man probably just doesn't want to rebound and needs some time to himself
>>34137309>married moidnoooooo you can't he has a wife>divorced moidnoooooo you can't he needs TIME>unmarried moidnoooooo you can't he's an incel
>>34137310you can, they just don't want you it seems
>>34137310Give him a month you dick-starved harpy
>>34137313I'm pretty sure moids aren't this considerate with divorced women
>>34136196Sort of want to ask both genders this as it's starting to get gratingMy friend keeps negging me that I don't have a "long term goal" and that I'm drifting from one thing to the other.Whilst these things are true, the money I do make in my country is anywhere from the 50th percentile at the lowest rate, to the 90th (depending on the contract I get).Is it a bad thing for someone to not have an overarching long term plan? I never have, besides wanting a family I do what I've needed to do to survive, always.
>>34137302I'm not a lesbo
>>34137297>mythical creaturesFour werewolves and four centaurs, and they form two teams to see who can mess me up best without killing me.
How do i avoid unreadable women who have mood swings and change their mind too often?
>>34137320I've known women like that.
>>34137318NTA, but you say that like it doesn't add to the fantasy.
>>34137320It's not my fault that your moid brain makes you naturally drawn towards bpdemons
>>34137307>this person is experiencing one of the most emotionally destructive and horrible experiences of loss a person can go through>is he dumb for not taking my hints?? am i ugly??you are monstrously self-absorbed
>>34137320If you can't tell they have mood swings then it doesn't really matter if they do or not.
>>34137315Are you moids, though? And fwiw I'm moids and wouldn't try to swooce on a recently divorced woman
>>34137323Tbh lots of you are like this. Im tired of doing everything right and i get cold shoulders and lack of communication. They arent worth my effort.
>>34137325No shit lmfao, unbelievable>but moids do it!Shitty ones, maybe
I hate whores
If a girl says I have a lot of muscles, is she flirting?
>>34137333no, she wants to boil you and eat you
A girl said i love you fuck my ass hardIs she flirting?
>>34137333Yes dumbass. She's being painfully obvious because you failed to notice the previous hints
>>34137339she is running a scam 100%
>>34137339I've said "fuck my ass" out of frustration before.
A girl spread her legs and lifted her skirt and showed me her panties, and then she hiked up the panties to give me a better view of her vulva. Is she into me?
>>34137323nta but when you're touch-starved, inexperienced and ignorant, the love-bombing phase of dating a BPDemon is legitimately like getting hooked on heroin. its otherworldly how loved and needed you feel
>>34136836bump
>>34137347no, she wants to steal your money and your liver
>>34137351are you for real rn?
>>34137347Dumbass, she wasn't showing it to you, she just needed to ventilate it
Women will end up marrying dudes for money but i dont get a 2nd date because i wasnt a good enough court jester to keep her zoomoid adhd brain from getting tiktok withdrawlIm beginning to think chemistry isnt very real or important at all or its a bonus. Its a made up amorphous concept used to terminate relationships without an excuse.
>>34137347sexually frustrated foid hands
>>34137323dont even joke about that
>>34137359Sexually frustrated moid hands I'm sorry to say
>>34137299>I've looked at that coworker moid in a borderline inappropriate way many times now and he still hasn't hit on me. Is he just dense or does he think I'm not attractive?Probably doesn't want to end up losing his job. Ask him out first after you're both done with work.
>>34137358you might be a bit dumb in the head
I need friends
>>34137364Argue against my point or dont reply
REST IN PEACE FEMANONSHE WAS SO ANNOYING
>>34137292
GirlsI got close to this girl from my friends group at a partyThere were a bunch of opportunites i could have kissed her, but she was drunk and kept repeating "i'm so drunk", didn't want to take advantage of herShe's now ghosting me completely, meanwhile being normal in the group chatI'm having self doubts that i did something wrong or wasn't aggressive enough
>>34137366did you really think chemistry is some magic thing and not just being what the other person wanted?
>>34137368did you kill her?
>>34137365What do you bring to the table?
>>34137371>duuuuh he pays my rent we have chemistry
>>34137354yeah i have crippling ocd
>>34137370she doesn't want anything to do with you in that way, she was just drunk and mow embarrassed for her behavior
I low-key wish i had started using 4chan when I was youngerI didn’t understand men and as a result fumbled every man who approached me in college. All 3
I want her back, anons. why doesn't she love me anymore? :(
no female would ever dance with me :(
>>34137369>I don't get a turn
>>34137374I am fun to play games with I guess
>>34137358Chemistry is just another word for mutual attraction.You don't have to act like a jester for women who actually give a shit about you to begin with.
>>34137382really not even at school?
>>34137376take some meds pls, this is annoying af
>>34137387I never went to school dances. I’ve been to clubs a few times and I think one girl was wanting me to reciprocate since we were about 5 inches apart and she was facing towards me but I kept looking away instead of making eye contact. Fuck my life
>>34137375yeah, that can work
>>34137386App skanks dont give a shit about me. They met me a couple days before. Thing is people are so interchangable. Its just some cognitive bias against strangers. Why does it matter if shes known me a year? It doesnt unless we were friends before.
>>34137384Then go forth into communities that play games, anon
>>34137383Stranger danger
>>34137392No anon thats called being a gold digger not chemistry
MenWhat dirty words can/should I say during sex? When does it become too trashy?
>>34137394You're not really giving me much to go off of for an actual conversation here boss. Your mind seems to be made up.I'm sorry it was ogre for you before it started.
What about the men who are mocked for being short? Now they get painful expensive surgeries to feel respected.
>>34137400I recommend staying quiet until you know what turns me on or you will say a bunch of cringe that makes my dick soft
>>34137403That's what I thought but then 4chan told me that being quiet is the worst
>>34137400>What dirty words can/should I say during sex? Oh fuck, oh my god, shit, fuck me, etc.>When does it become too trashy?uwu yaaaassss harder daddy unf oh I'm such little pornstar-mimicking SLUT ooooAAAAH etc.
>>34137402Yet they still suffer excruciating pain. They deserve to be compensated from the doctors that give them those surgeries. Men shouldn't be ashamed of the being short.
Femanons, is this true?
>>34137399People just call it chemistry if they are too dump to put their finger on why they like someone. Him paying her rent can absolutely be part of why she likes him and add to the chemistry.
>>34137378Then why not tell me? Communicate like a noraml human beingI can accept a no, i don't accept this disrespect
>>34137407Yeah lolI still stalk the bitch who cucked me out of my high school crush
>>34137407Slightly doubt that. Tell her to show you evidence. Most people are deleting their online information so it'll probably be impossible
>>34137407Sounds like something part of a culture I have nothing to do with, Miss Raven
>>34137411Diabolical. What are you like otherwise
>>34137407No, she seems to be projecting quite a bit here.
>>34137411Wtf, you legit crazy cunt wts wrong with you. This is why you are mentally ill. Let it go. There's another guy waiting for you out there, I think.
>>34137410>I don't accept whats timmy gon do bout it? >why not tell me Idk? I'm not her but my money is on that she does like keeping you in the dark because she likes the validation of knowing she lives rent free in your head now
mwah
>>34137396Pretty much that.
>>34137402Men only make fun of women for their weight if they're obese and are making fun of men's appearances online or have crazy dating standards. Meanwhile women on tiktok will be like "Kill short men lol jk jk"and it will have 500k likes. Most bullying women face is from other women.
>>34137421hey you're not supposed to kiss that!!!
>>34137386This is the obvious, brutal yet seemingly mysterious truth that most men dont get. If you need to be a jester to keep her attention you're a rando cuck anyway.
>>34137404I'd say eye contact is a lot more important than noise
Men are so cucked they wont bully women who deserve it because they lose their .001% chance of having sex with her
>>34137429Yup. I thought I understood it well enough but found myself doing the stupid little dance recently anyways.
>>34137419Guess it's time to text her then, this isn't something i'm just okay with
I like when men pay for me.. but sometimes it makes me feel sick to my stomach.. ah maybe it’s better I stay out of their lives
>>34137433oh dear
>>34137433Anon she doesn't give a fuck about you. Just pretend she doesn't exist.
>>34137407I'm not normie enough to be stalked for anything. My fb profile is literally empty. I think that's what gave one girl the ick who asked for my contact then just saw an empty profile and rejected me when I asked her out kek
plap
>>34137437anon is about to "demand respect", aka ruin his whole reputation and commit social suicide
>>34137436>>34137437If we're gonna see each other around i'm atleast going to tell her the way she didn't communicate with me hurt meThen move on
>>34137407No. If they move on have kids and another bf they're not a threat. Women are not threats to me regardless.
>>34137438>I think that's what gave one girl the ick who asked for my contact then just saw an empty profile and rejected me when I asked her out kekSounds like a you problem. In my experience women are even more attracted to men without social media. If you're attractive it just makes you look mysterious.
>>34137422Oh literal gay? I think he'll be fine if I eat women.
>>34137445what will that achieve?
>>34137445Listen to this anon >>34137444They're on the money. You aren't going to look like the bigger man to responding to this immature behavior with arguably even more immature behavior
>>34137421*mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah on>him*
>>34137451*for responding to this, I mean
Men, what will you do if a foid moves in on your inheritance?
>>34137450Give me inner peace and standing up for myself>>34137451I'm not demanding respect, i'm just telling her what she did the way she did it was wrong for me that's all
>>34137435Im a man. I understand the appeal of wanting to provide for women but we dont live in 1950 and larping wont bring it back. If you want to bring back tradwives you would need to get women out of the workforce and deglobalize the economy which means economic stagnation and high prices for decades. You need dual income or you are living below your means in some shithole.
>>34137459tldr?
>>34137447>In my experience women are even more attracted to men without social media.In what world? They want you to be normal enough to show off to her friends. The foid assumption is that you're a creepy loser or a serial killer.
Before you read thisOne thing I’d like to addressUp until nowNo one has known thisCause I haven’t said itEven when askedOnce a few years ago Not very recentlyI performed an act Tremendously difficult
slow suicide is fun
>>34137460>i'm just telling her what she did the way she did it was wrong for me that's allShe already knows that and doesn't care. You're not going to get anything good out of confronting her over this, I'm sorry to say.
>>34137460>Give me inner peace and standing up for myselfanon, I understand but if this friend group is in any way or form important to you, this is going to go very badly you can't ask for respect from someone, either they respect you or they don't and she clearly doesn't respect you enough for basic human decency so what will happen isn't that she'll feel bad and apologize, what will happen is that she'll gossip about you to everyone else in the group I don't think it's worth it but ofc you know the circumstances much better
>>34137389no, answer my question, its a yes or no answer
>>34137465You are so beautiful open bob and vagene
>>34137461Women have worked since the dawn of time I agree that we would split big stuff but it’s nice when a guy buys food
>>34137470yes, it's shit, you whole home is contaminated, burn it down
>>34137464>The foid assumption is that you're a creepy loser or a serial killer.Maybe if you're unattractive or already creepy, yeah.
>>34137467How are you doing it
>>34137468No idea if she actually knows what she did was wrong honestly, even if, i don't expect an answer>>34137469Everyone was asking me whats up with me and the girl, they know how she is, that's not gonna be a problem>gossipIf she wants to i don't care, i've talked with the friends closest to her and all of them agreed that her ghosting is unacceptable
A tear just rolled down my leg
>>34137407Nah
Getting someone to like you? pretty easygetting someone to like you so much they'd be willing to spend their entire life together? those odds are terrifying
>>34137472Thats just a gesture at that point and i wouldnt care but i do make women im not in a relationship with split bills to filter gold diggers.
>>34137475I barely eat anything and smoke a lot and also drink way too much coffee, to the point that I've given myself a caffeine overdose a few times, man I should stop being a pussy and jump off a bridge already
>>34137476>No idea if she actually knows what she did was wrong honestlyShe does, I promise.>even if, i don't expect an answerWhat you should expect is her going behind your back and talking shit about you to all of your mutual friends.The other anon is right imo, this will make your mutual friend group much more uncomfortable for you.
>>34137476well, if it's already a topic in the group and she's know for this behavior then yeah, go for it I guess
>>34137481I thought you just said it was fun? You sound miserable
>>34137474Clearly not if she asked for my contact first and we had lunch together every day at work before she left?
>>34137470It's poop and I put it there with my poopy butt
I think there are actually a lot of older women out there who don't actually look bad because they're old, but their refusal to let go of their already dissipated youth, dressing maturely, motherly, or even like a grandma can help a person look better.
>>34137482>talking shit about you to all of your mutual friendsThat would be even more immature then>>34137484Close buddy of mine was asking me what the situation was and telling him there's nothing to talk about if she's being silent with me made him laugh so yeah lol
>>34137463Likely sugar baby gf of old man jelly at son recieving financial help when he probably runs the household.
>>34137485I am miserable but there's some fun to be had once in a while
>>34137489A woman can only make peace with letting go of her youth if she has already found the right guy that males her feel like she's taken care of for the rest of her life. If you see women desperately trying to seem younger than they are, thats a sign they're still trying to level up. A woman that has found her comfort place will be able to age gracefully, without letting herself go and without trying to be something she's not anymore.
>>34137459I'm more worried about my drunk, gambling addict, pathological liar uncle.
>>34137492I have rules for you in 2026:1. Stop talking to different men2. Stop sending them nudes
>>34137492Step-relationships rarely work when kids are living at home.Its a recurring pattern. The step parent will barely tolerate the kids even if adult if not be outright hostile.
My gf said she is considering getting off birth control. Should I talk her out of it?
>>34137448I hope that means eat OUT.
I think my roommates cat is autistic. it doesn't know how to meow or growl and just squeaks really loudly in every situation.
>>34137492Who runs the household again?
>>34137502MI don't think you should. Every woman I've known who took hormonal birth control had a pretty adverse reaction to it.Just pull out or use condoms if you have any respect for her.
>>34137499These aren't men. They're anon. Some are women too. I can stop sending nudes.
>>34137502never pay for BC as a man
>>34137510>just pull out damn anon lol
I wish femanon was my mom
>>34137502She finna get pregnant by her FWB
>>34137507>I think my roommates cat is autistic. it doesn't know how to meow or growl and just squeaks really loudly in every situation.Probably caused by trauma when the cat was barely a little kitten
i wish my parents loved me
>>34137515I wish I could fully appreciate guys saying stuff like this ITT without immediately assuming they mean something sexual.
>>34137509I mean functionally. He could have given the finances directly to his son's wife. I can't help you understand nuances that are fragile, anon.
>>34137514Never failed me! Ironically, I've found it more consistently safe than wearing a condom.
>>34137515You would end up starving to death or get put into foster care.
>>34137522sure thing
>>34137518If you kill yourself right when you nut in me, you will be reincarnated as our baby
>>34137521No, from your post I legitimately don't understand who you believe runs the household out of the 4 people. Options:>the 61 year old father>the father's gf>the son's gf>the son
>>34137523Hey. I've been taking care of an elderly manchild my whole life and he's still alive, so I could handle one of you fucks if I had to.
>>34137515
>>34137525is this true, chat?
>>34137515This was meant for you>>34137525
>>34137529yes
>>34137524I've torn enough condoms, and I've never failed to pull out.Different strokes for different folks.
whats it called when u want a woman to make the decisions and lead you around telling you what to do as an authority but not actually have her be your mom taking care of you or anything like that
>>34137502Stop being gay and knock her up
>>34137473>>34137488lol jokes on you its not poop, anxiety episode over
Anyone got comedian recs to help me jestermaxx?
>>34137534being a doormat?
>>34137534female-led relationship
>>34137536No shit (literally)
>>34137537Adam Sandler.
>>34137528Damn! She playing Silent Hill?
>>34137537self deprecating humor is perfect for that
>>34137534Being a buck broken beta cuck
>>34137534Gift her a leash with your name on it
>>34137537Yeah look up Tom Myers' bong hit transplant and Tommy Tallarico's video games live joke, they never failWe call them the Two Tommies in comedy circles, pretty foundational stuff
>>34137525New fetish unlocked
I ate two sandwiches instead of just one, it's so over, I'm gonna be a fat pig again U_Utime to starve myself for three days as a punishment
>>34137537Gallagher, when you go to her place bring a huge mallet and just start smashing shit.
>>34137548any form of male submission to female behavior or desires beyond basic civility is buckbroken behavior, buddy
>>34137551this isn't a new thing
>>34137554I had a very strange dream once as a teenager where I was in some sort of psychic duel with Gallagher. Not sure where that came from or why I'm never going to forget itIt was one of those "you woke up but you're really dreaming" dreams, and I stepped out of bed to find Gallagher levitating menacingly nearby, and then we started shooting lightning at each other like Palpatine for a bit until I woke up
>>34137553are you the whore who posted the cheesesteak-inspired sandwich the other day
>>34137550Myers' classic GPS bit is sure to win over any woman.
>>34137560no I'm not, I never post food
>>34137549i cannot think of a more cringe-inducing, pussy-drying gesture than thisi think literally shitting your pants and crying in public would give a lesser ick to a woman.
>>34137534Weaponized incompetence
You know if you hit on a woman every day, one time you will find one that is ovulating and you will fuck. Why don't incels do that?
>>34137534Peter Pan syndrome and being a faggot
>>34137569based buzzwordchad
>>34136202>>34136203>>34136249>>34136482>>34136944Would you date an autistic guy who found out about this song recently and was bopping to it constantly https://youtu.be/acUqPKHG4JQ?si=6HHaJrCi-YR8dt-G
>>34137575Why don't you do it instead if it's so easy and painless? Shut the fuck up and go fuck ovulating whores.
>>34137581little baby scared of pain?
>>34137534being a pathetic faggot that should be beaten into self-awareness
>>34137567To each, their own.
>>34137586You cant do that he likes it
>>34137584little troll not answering the question?
Any woman could get a bf if they just said hi to a man first. It's not hard.
>>34137588yeah some people like being shit on too, doesnt make it less sickeningfucking disgusting. "pwease put me on a weash hehe mommy" go kys.
>>34137593Lol
>>34137593I've done way more than that and he still won't go out with me :(
How do i convince women im not ted bundy?
>>34137596no one would want to leash you up anyways, cumslinger
>>34137597Just try it. Get over your fear. You're a grown woman and scared of men?>>34137599Try again.
>>34137601stop bragging about your human skin lampshade
Date idea: ted bundy doc and chill with edibles to make her have a panic attack and tell the police im a serial killer
I hate women, because I have to talk to them and pretend I like them to get to fuck them but they are all whores and retards and cunts who are not loyal
>>34137606I have tried it it didnt work
>>34137614:O current thing!!!!
I keep wiping my glasses thinking they're dirty because I keep seeing white dots...Turns out what I was actually seeing was the light reflecting off of my eyelashes, annoying.
any comfort movie recommendations?
>>34137623original star wars trilogy the princess bride
>>34137623
>>34137614If there's someone in front of your car, don't move forward
>>34137623bladerunner
>>34137627this is a good one too.
>>34137623Shrek 2
>>34137618Is this some weird humblebrag or something
>>34137623Little Sister (2016)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6QUuw1Kpik
>>34137632No it's actually annoying, I have to put effort in to open my eyes fully to not see them. Doesn't help that I'm Asian.
>>34137614hot take, if law enforcement tells you to stop you stop and don't try to drive anywhere, let alone into a law enforcement officer100% deserved
>>34137261Sounds like the solution is to chat online with guys nearby you, then meet up and become an IRL commitment
>>34137637america moment
Girls, why won't you date horny and lonely men? You'll get cuddles, sex, kisses and affection
>>34137639this is true everywhere in the world, play stupid games, win stupid prices plus she was a lesbian who's wife had charges for domestic violence and for putting out cigarettes on her kids, and she was trying to block ICE to begin with, which was why she stood like that on the street, good riddance in all fields
>>34137642It isn't.
>>34137623Serbian Film
>>34137641I want none of those things.
>>34137642Doesn't take much to get you riled up, does it
Americans love how that boot tastes.
>>34137647You don't want affection?
I got what I wanted. RFK fixed the food pyramid. But at what cost.
>>34137655the food pyramid was always for cattles, real citizens eat real food made by real chefs.
>>34137655At the cost of making Balkanization an inevitability
Ok atoga, my crush and I are attending a multi-family dinner or something like that, how do I proceed (f btw)
How bad is it
>>34137664What is "it"
>>34137664For once in my life I've actually started winning, please god don't let me screw this up
>>34137459Lmfao what inheritance?
>>34137604The fact that you think this is an insult is insane. You should be given electroshock therapy.
Men are checking the clock at an alarming rateSlow day over here
>>34137641Penis sex is bad and the rest of those things area meant to lead to it
Men are checking their cocks for lumps
How do you think you'd react if you learned that a guy you know as an adult was accused of sexually abusing a sister when they were both young? (Let's say at the time the 'perp' was early teens and the 'victim' was late single digits)
I went through my fujo phase years ago and got bullied now all these normie girls won’t shut up about Heated Rivalry. I hope they all become obsessed with mpreg and their bfs dump them
>>34137686not giving you free goon material pedo kys
Honestly I think we can all agree that women shouldn't be driving or even near political protests or voting. This was entirely preventable.
>>34137655>food pyramidit's just a triangle with the word dumplings wtf
>>34137684>went to school for years with a focus on cancer and cancer treatment>I haven't been able to abuse my knowledge by getting guys to let me check their dicks for cancerIt feels like a wasted degree.
>>34137684Women are tricking men into gently palpating their semi-hard cocks.
>>34137690Nah I think that men just can't be trusted with guns
>>34137684you mean their balls???
>>34137684Yes. An angioma recently popped up below my cock tip and I almost had a heart attack thinking I had a STD. I should probably still get tested but for now that's all.
>>34136482>but Colonized evokes racist imagery and historyThat's what makes it hot.
>>34137695Every woman in here is in trouble for reading. You should just be unironic sex toys and shut the fuck up.
>>34137695I think we can, but I don't think the US really needed brownshirts
>>34137701Every fascist social order needs its foot soldiers.
>>34136249>no, I'm autistic too and I like most of the autistic guys I meetWhere do I meet them? I want to find autistic girls.
Women-Would you share your man with another woman, if he loved you both and took care of you both?
>>34137702More to the point, I'm just not really a big fan of fascism
>>34137699NTA, but I unfortunately agree.
>>34137704Yes, and I'm already in a relationship like that.
>>34137700
Women:Why would you ask to meet your boyfriend's parents, when you are planning on breaking up with him in the very near future anyway?
State gender and guess who's going to ally with who in WW3
>>34136222MMy goal is to have my first kiss this year. It must be one I would be willing to have anyway and not done solely to complete the goal.
>>34137704I'd chop his nuts off with my bare teeth if he ever even suggested that
>>34137705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXzBljVaPc
>>34137713Any potential targets?
>>34136196Can anyone explain wtf baddie means?
>>34137716Sadly not. Meeting girls is the first stage of the plan.
>>34137712F and imo everyone will be out for themselves and any potential alliances will be fleeting and fragile
Women.You all agree Renee deserved to be shot right? Or are you too much of a Stacy to even know what I'm talking about and worry your pretty little heads?
>>34137720Seems to just be a new term for attractive girl.I hope it dies off soon, or else in a couple of decades we are going to have kids laughing at old references to villainous characters, the way we giggle at Fred Flintstone having a gay old time.
What are your thoughts on the "trad wife" phenomenon? I personally think it's just another way for women to get out of the economy when it's doing bad and they'll eventually want to enter the workforce again if it ever improves again. Not to mention their idea of "trad" is basically the developed world from 1950-1990. Before that the majority of women worked except for the extremely wealthy. Sure they worked in the home but they still worked and did a lot of it. The modern trad wife movement seems to just be another feminist movement of women trying to be lazy and be provided for while still not submitting to their husbands in any meaningful way. The trad way is both people contributing to the household as much as they can and to the best of their ability
>>34137725No, I'm too non-American to know.
>>34137725Honestly idgaf about mutts shooting each other
>>34137712MI'm ridin' with Zion
>>34137714based monogamy femanonlove cannot exist outside of two people, not the way its supposed to.
Long Distance relationships were invented by men so they can get all the benefits and none of the commitment of a relationship.
>>34137715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpk_58J8mFw
>>34137732>>34137731Based Indo-European gods.
>>34137733Pretty sure that's a one-way trip bruther
>>34137704No
>>34137741The bridge is out. You can slam the brakes or you can floor the throttle
>>34137722I hope you're ultimately wrong, but I do think that there's gonna be a lot of that on the way to what I think is going to happen.
>>34137735I am a man and I agree, mostly because I suffered on the other end and yeah that's the case, never doing LDR ever again.
>>34137712USA will fuck Europe. Europe will do nothing but stay fractured while Germany and partially France regain continental dominance. China will either take Taiwan or simply invest heavily in their own tech sector and try to bridge the gap between TSMC and their own industries long-term (CCP wants diplomatic re-inregration, not just to avoid war but also for international legitimacy).Venezuelan oil will bring global markets to a cooldown and fuck the Russian economy whilst weakening the OPEC grip on the US. US internal stability relies solely on how well the war goes for them, either renewed national unity or outright civil unrest that enables actual secession and/or federal totalitarianism.
>>34137623Kiki's Delivery Service.
>>34137730Its an unrealistic fantasy in todays economy. Any guy who gets roped in on this is betabux actually
>>34137748I'm not on that truck.
>>34137730Just a way to stay trendy with the anti-hookup culture of gen Z whilst also roping in a loser for betabuxx.
>>34137755There's only one truck son
>>34137752I think the US will try to fuck Europe but will ultimately just cause their foot in the door, the EU and NATO, to disband, and I think that a post-EU and NATO Europe will form an anti-American coalition with China somewhere down the line.
>>34137760Sure ain't.
>>34137527No YOU couldn't handle. I would hate to call an abulance on my stupid bitch mother when she again choked herself out during masturbation. I would grew as either a monk sexhater or the biggest bi manwhore on the planet.
>>34137752>Venezuelan oil will bring global markets to a cooldownWhy are people who don't know anything always so confident
>>34137712>Us takes over greenland, venezuela and canada, probably a whole bunch of other south american shit holes that don't really matter >russia takes over ukraine>israel takes over iran and palestine>china bands together with russia, israel and north korea, maybe syria, myanmar and belarus but who gives a crap about those >japan and south korea try to allay but it's not going so well>australia tries to stay out of it all, ultimately will run over to the US block>india trying to slime up everyone but nobody really wants them >brazil trying to act chad but nobody takes them serious >saudi arabia trying to act intimidating but getting ignored >south africa trying to pull strategic neutrality but corruption too high >europe in total shambles, EU and NATO absolute chaos, everyone hates each other, infighting and nothing gets done, some want to leave, some want to join, in the end it all gets bulldozed over by russia/china the final result will be two amalgamation blocks, one covering all of asia, europe and africa, with a very misbehaving middle east, the other north and south america but they know they are ultimately fucked
>>34137687they probably dont even know what an uke is..
My fatal flaw is that I find fujos very cute and always have
>>34137526I just said it's highly nuanced but the implication is that the son recieve the money from the 61 yo dude. For all we know, the gf could be doing all the chores and managing or the sons gf.That is unanswered.
>>34137751Did she cheat
>>34137730I think trad wives are just women with fantasies of being dominated by a big strong man
>>34137773Fujos are going mainstream now, Heated Rivalry ruined fujoshi culture by making it basic.
>>34136208Average women are way prettier than that weirdo.
>>34137782I'm so out of the loop and old and washed up that I don't even know what that is.I still think of girls who liked stuff like Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club and Black Butler (and maybe Hetalia) when I think of fujoshis
>>34137730>What are your thoughts on the "trad wife" phenomenon?I think it's normal, women always want to steal rich husbands away from other women so that's just the newest way to worm yourself in
>>34137786We're old now anon. Did you know Haruhi isn't even popular anymore?
>cum>immediately miss my exevery time..
>>34137790Sadly, yes.
>>34137730classic pre war symptom
>the cute girl at work dyed her hair redHNNNNNNNNG
I'm a man but I love BL. Am I a fujo too?
>>34137790>Haruhi still printsWhat the fuck
tfw no 90 iq average woman gf
>>34137799no i think theres a different word for that
>>34137799No, you're a fudanshi.
>>34137795To be fair there's a lot of shows like that that I just never got around to watching back when I first got into anime, so I'm still getting to watch some of them fresh. I only got around to Haruhi a few years ago.
>>34137799what is this called, where do i read it, is it completed yet? i love the designs and i looove samurai yaoi
>>34137805Ok, now whats the term your a man that likes yuri.
Why would girls read manga and other fantasy when they can go out and experience that real life? Manga exists so you can see cute girls do cute things but girls can just go out, husband a cute guy and do cute things with him IRL. Women being into fiction is something I don't understand
>>34137807I couldn't watch it all either. I caught Haruhi on [adult swim], but I hadn't seen Lucky Star until just last year.
>>34137767I did that when I was literally a child. I don't think it's fair to hold it against me.
>>34137799>make the males so overtly feminine and profoundly attractive they basically look like 10/10 ladiesI dont get it. Do women just want other women but with dicks and masculine behavior/voices???
>>34137815>anon thinks real relationships are actually how they are in his anime amazing
>>34137815>only values art as escapismdevastatingly grim
>>34137638Yeah, that's why I'm considering dating apps cause it starts with texting which might be easier for me since I thrive online? Maybe? Discord or smth like that would be even better (it's easy to make men fall for me when they can't see me until they're already invested) but I don't know how I'd filter for locals instead of ppl in different countries.
>>34137815Even for women real relationships never compare to idealized, dishonest fiction, anon. Come on now.
>>34137815>Women being into fiction is something I don't understandYour autism is staggeringly powerful anon-dono
>>34137821only men and lesbians watch anime
>>34137814"Based"
>>34137824How would I know? I've never been in one>>34137825But it's superfluous, shouldn't women be interested in tragedies to balance their pallette?
>>34137826>(it's easy to make men fall for me when they can't see me until they're already invested)Evil.
>>341378330/10, get better bait mate
>>34137815If life was really like them animes me and my childhood crush would have been married by now
>>34137829Not true. My buddy's wife got him to watch Inuyasha with her last year and I'm not even a little jealous of that nope
>>34137834I don't lie about my appearances. If they ask I'm 100% honest. But first impressions are strong. It's a lot easier to make a good first impression when you can't be seen.
>>34137840your buddy is a tranny fag and his wife is a dyke
>>34137825Some of the greatest artistic achievements in history are inspired by a spirit of escapist, fantastical thinking.
>>34137841Alright, not so evil. What do you look like?
>>34137845>>onlyreading comprehension please
>>34137835What's the bait?
>>34137844Wrong on both counts. They're normies
>>34137850just kys already
>>34137841Im ugly too and have done the same thing anon. I dont blame you, I get it. Its the only way to be treated like a human sometimes.
>>34137777The sad truth is I don't know, but she clearly used me, berated me, and then left without a second thought when the time came.
>>34137840F and I got my mom to watch FMAB with me, she loved it
>>34137851being a fag and a dyke is normie behavior now
>>34137849My point was that even a sole focus on escapist art is an entirely valid attitude and that most art flirts with fantastical romanticization of things anyway.
>>34137856Hell yeah. I don't think there's any anime I could get my dad to watch with me.Hopefully, I'll have a son who's into it.
>>34137858there is not a single piece of art made in human history that ONLY has value as escapism.
>>34137811Mo Dao Zu Shi, or Master of Diabolism, is one of the best Chinese donghua, based on the novel. The novel is better, but the donghua is great too.
>>34137861>she wants to watch her deranged porn degeneracy with the poor child
>>34137865>deranged porn degeneracyWat
>>34137852You're just mad because I was right and that's okay
The single, lonely femanons should just fall in love with fat and balding guys and call it a day.
>>34137865I'm a man. The thought of watching shounen stuff (or even tokusatsu shows) with a son sounds fun 2 meI applaud your restraint in not typing the word tranime at me
Do femgroids here have hairs on their ass?
Women, do you have games on your phone?
>>34137865bro tought FMAB was a porn thing lmao
>>34137865you sound sane typing like this for sure
>>34137847Fat (luckily hourglass fat not shapeless blob fat, but fat regardless), black (light-skinned), tall for a woman, acne scarring. So starting online where people can't see me then working from there is easiest. I'm completely honest about my appearances whenever the topic comes up, but people are a lot more forgiving of appearances if they already like you. >>34137854Yeah, online I actually feel like a person because I get treated the same as everyone else vs being written off at first glance irl.
>>34137877oh lmfaoooo I wonderedFat male at birth?I wonder if this is the same retard from yesterday that thought the word transmogrify had to do with trannies and mogging
maybe I should abandon the hope of financial stability and go to japan spend my money on hookers
>>34137814hime-danshi (姫男子)
>>34137876I have Sudoku.>>34137815I don't really read fiction to self insert, I mostly do because I find it interesting.
Had a dream I was sneaking through the Zone with a buddy but I kept ignoring him and almost diedThen I met a girl who told me she could identify any plant by smell so I grabbed a handful of grass She didn’t like me anymore
>>34137881Fair enough. Using the internet as intended.
>>34137883Same.
>>34137886>I have Sudoku.Cool. My new phone has Snake and Blackjack. B)
I wish my miserable blackhole of a mother would just act on her "geographic cure" syndrome and move to Florida already. I'll give her two months before reality dawns on her and she becomes even more miserable than ever. Do you think maybe then she will finally go "wow, I am a shit person, now I know why my children won't talk to me"?
>>34137876No. I only play on PC
Women... is it true that girls fart and poop?Which of your two butts do you use for that, if so?
>>34137898what's a geographic cure
>>34137725No. Why do you want to be a cuck for wannabe nazi-cops?
>>34137899What do you play?
>>34137883paying women who would never touch me willingly to have sex is a more repulsive and shameful thought than being cuckedi cannot wrap my mind around it
>>34137902thinking your problems would be solved by moving away
>>34137884I know just enough about kanji to know that those last two symbols making up "danshi" are the symbols for "man" and "child". What an odd term.
>>34137901>anon is too young to remember 2 girls 1 cupI feel so old...
>>34137730I find it fairly silly, plus I just think it's unrealistic for most people and most of it is just showing off wealth online in a different way.
>>34137902Depressed people think that by moving to somewhere else they will suddenly be happy. It usually works for a few months, then their problems come back even worse because now they have no family, connections, or stability.
>>34137883That's my plan once I have enough money that it doesn't feel reckless.
>>34137915I remember it, but I made a point to never see it.I've also still never seen blue waffle or watched the pain olympics.I've also never visited rotten dot com before.
>>34137883>>34137920same, brothers, same
>>34137915I remember it been weirdly difficult to find that video. Searching for it it was drowned out by reaction videos.
>>34137909ok
>>34137928He's rite u kno
Had nightmares during my nap Cool
>>34137910some of my problems would go away by moving
>>34137730It's just a fancy word for a stay-at-home mom but with a bunch of 1950s idealism mixed in. I have no issue with women who genuinely want to stay home with their children and take care of the household though, it's best for children to have a parent whose able to dedicate 100% of their time to them, imo.
>>34137799They look like a straight couple
>>34137933and get replaced by new ones you aren't anticipating rn
>>34137937yes, that is how living works
>>34137735It seems to me that it's quite the opposite - you get all the commitments of a relationship with fewer benefits.>>34137704I'd kill him and then myself if he asked me.
>>34137929so you would rather be a cuck than fuck a hooker?
>>34137942No, but it is worse than being a cuck.
>>34137930i have nightmares every time i sleep at this point
>>34137934I understand your point but I'd say that if a wife can ease the burden on the husband so that he is required to spend less time at work it is in the children's best interest as well. Children need both parents and if only one is responsible for raising them it will lead to problems
>>34137945???
>>34137730M, I think its fine if you want to do it, but there's a reason we moved away from it. You're putting all your eggs in the hand of one man. What if he dies? What if he cheats? What if he hurts you? What if he abandons you? What are you going to do when he controls the money and you have no skills except housework and being a nanny?
>>34136196State genderThoughts on lesbians?
>>34137903I'm a wannabe National Socialist?Why do you disagree? Are you that dumb self hating white broad?
How do I explore kink with my GF without ruining our relationship? I'm a switch and she seems to enjoy the submissive side I have as long as I dom her every so often. She's fed my my cum before, and she likes getting choked and slapped.What she doesn't know is that I am bi curious and interested in being more submissive, and I'd love for us to have a threesome servicing the same guy but I don't want to wreck what we have. Should I just keep things vanilla with her? Tell her a little? Kinda lost in this territory. Just discovered my bi side at 30.
>>34137952F. Don't care for them at all. Hope they enjoy themselves.
>>34137946What are your nightmares about
>>34137930Anything cool happen
Imagine being a divorced single mom still trying to date and find love in her 50s. Like holy shit lol. Divorced women are basically like a ponzi scheme of misery where they can only feel happy by convincing other women to get divorces and ruin their own lives and their family's lives, and then by the time they realized they fucked up it's too late. Usually at this point they start becoming unhinged and hating on Donald Trump 24/7 or some shit.
Will girls ever know what it's like to be horny and lonely?
>>34137955Why?
>>34137887
>>34137948Having to pay a woman to get laid is one of the most shameful and pathetic things a man can do, worse than indulging in a weird fetish with a woman who he didn't have to pay to have sex with.
>>34137952MNo thoughts.
>>34137965why? All am I hearing is that you would rather have a bull than touch a woman
>>34136213It's nice, men are all kind of retarded because they perceive me as small and weeks and do nice things for me all the time.I don't even have to have a job if I don't want to, and today I got free pokemon cards. 10/10.>>34137963Why would I care about them?
>>34137954OK, threesome where you both submit to a guy, let's keep that in the long, long distant future.For now, you can tell her "I've been curious about what sex is like from your perspective, like me being on the receiving end. What do you think about a bit of role-reversal?"
>>34137942Not what I said. I meant that being cucked is physically cucked, fucking hookers is spiritually cucked.
>>34137970I think I spelled that out as clearly as I possibly could, but you're free to fantasize about cuckoldry, I guess.
>>34137952I have learned over time that I have the same sense of humor as every lesbian on tumblr.
>>34137970When I said "rather get cucked" I mean rather be cheated on, the original sense of getting cucked. Not the fetish where you're into it or whatever.Either way the point is if you fuck hookers you are a disgusting subhuman brownoid.
>>34137979Korrasami or JH?
>>34137982ok, cuck
>>34137961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ZRQFKzO2Q
>>34137982>Having sex with pretty women le badok
>>34137954Seems like an easy way to kill your relationship. Keep that to yourself or preferable leave her so she isn't dating some submissive pervert with mental problems. Even you know she wouldnt approve of your sickness by the way you worded your post, why are you trying to guilt trip her with it?
>>34137952gross
>>34137982Is this entjeet
>>34137957usually running away from something or various scenarios in which my life falls apart.the worst are dreams that make me feel like i am loved, where i am briefly happy and content with life. it is absolutely gut-wrenching to wake up from those.
>>34137989She seems to be into gay/bi guys, I think she would just be surprised more than anything
>>34137988If you le pay for it, yeah, it le is
>>34137995
GenderThoughts on generalisation?ex.>you're just like every man/woman/white/black/etc.
>>34138000You're really testing my faith over here anon
Women, why does my mom make herself an emotional house-of-cards? Everybody has to walk on eggshells around her. One vaguely critical comment or the slightest hint of force behind your tone of voice and her feelings are hurt and you're a terrible person for hurting mom's feelings.And then she wonders why we're so cold and distant from her, it's because we're so scared of knocking over her emotional house of cards. Why is she like this?
>>34137986>feels the need to respond>but still deflects from the issue so he doesnt need to confront being criticized for whoremongeringlol i hit a nerve
>>34138000the philiphines do not need american jesus to help them fuck off
>>34138002humans really are all the same
>>34137988When you pay them to? Yes, it is absolutely unspeakably pathetic. A self-respecting dignified man does not fuck hookers under any circumstance.
>>34138002MStrikes me as a very stupid personality trait, but they could be a good person despite it.If that's what their whole personality revolves around, however, I probably can't get along with them.
>>34138006?you rather be a cuck than have sex with a woman. It is pretty simple to me
>>34138007they are next in line>>34138003my bad
>>34138002its basically the midwit/genius/dimwit meme where the low IQ and high IQ agree but for different reasons.
>>34138005Sounds kinda like NPD in this armchair internet moron's unprofessional opinion
Your genderDid you find this funny? Why or why not?
Maybe I have low zinc? Why don’t doctors test for this?
>>34138018MI can't fault other people for finding it funny, but it pissed me off.Such a senseless and entirely preventable accident.
>>34138020You can probably get it tested. It costs money though. I live in a remote european country and even we have endless things available for testing.
>>34138018pretty sad that they died instantly
>>34138018fI thought this surely won't be funny but god damn it made me make noises irl the third time the destruction was repeated got me for some reason and it was over after that
>>34138021But how else were they going to find out that carbon fibre is indeed not the material for this.
I can feel the depression
>>34138023Exactly. The death should have been slow and painful instead. Usually an underwater death is pure agony (drowning). The only thing more horrible than drowning is burning alive.
>>34138011>still responding>still dodging being mocked for his hooker fantasiesAlright its not funny anymore, just go fuck your hookers bro i didnt mean to offend
>>34137947It definitely depends on work hours and the like, too. I think one parent working a 9-5 and still having time with the family in the while the other stays home is ideal, but it's better for both parents to be working 9-5s than for one of them to be working 14 hour shifts to make ends meet. But having a parent who has the time to make homecooked meals, ensure the house is tidy, pick the kid up from school if they're sick, attend mid-day school events, etc without having to check their schedule first is a huge benefit for the children. And especially during the first 2~4 years or so, kids benefit a lot from having a parent at home with them full time. And if you've done those 2~4 years, it's probably not too hard to extend it indefinitely (since you definitely don't have your old job anymore).
>>34138027drowning should be pretty fast I think
>>34137815I want a 27 or 33 year old gf.
I had sex with more than 100 prostitutes before the age of 20, including anal, raw oral, and raw sex. AMAinb4: I'm free from any STD
>>34138029Anon's the same kind of loser who does cocaine to feel important
>>34138031Why would it be fast. You go minutes without inhaling the water, then you do and slowly lose consciousness.
>>34138033>AMA whats your relationship with your mom like?
>>34138038ok, but when you do you just die
>>34138033Which hole feels the best? Which the least enjoyable?
>>34138033>I'm free from any STDLmaoDo you feel bad about it?
>>34138033What do you do for a living? Think you'll ever get married or have children?
>>34138033would you trade all that to be a cuck x100? Some people itt would
Femanons. How old are you? Do you have kids? If not, do you want kids?
>>34138041No, you feel like you have lead in your lungs and your body is screaming out for air as you struggle.
>>34138033how do you feel knowing that all men and women that you'll ever interact with will look down on you if they ever found out about it?
>>34138033how could you afford that?
>>34138047>How old are you?27>Do you have kids?No>If not, do you want kids?Yes
>>34138039Love-hate relationship. She isn't a good mother overall, but she still loves me, so I can’t actually hate her too much
>>34138024I'm happy to hear that. With time i'll get you into gore too. Indian hate threads are an acquired taste.
>>34138048idk, I wish I could try some light drowning to be sure
>>34138051Go get some cum, guys are giving it away for free.
>>34138046U mad
>>34138054no I don't think you will
>>34138033>over 100>before 20Anyone falling for this is an absolute moron
>>3413804724NoMaybe
>>34138059maybe he is a pimp prodigy
>>34138046>he's still fucking mad
>>34138058That's what they all say.
>>34138047Early 30s and almost.
So I'm watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic for the first time in year of our lord 2026, mostly because my daughter found it on streaming and is into it nowI have to ask what the fuck was going on with people 16 years ago that this became a major thing with young men? Like it's not terrible but it doesn't really stand out to me at all among little girl shows, of which I have too much experience with at this point.
>>34138059It's doable if it's just handjobs, you start at 18, that's 700 days, one happy ending per weekend.
Men. Do you ever feel bad for women? No matter what laws are implemented, it seems men will always have so many innate biological advantages.
>>34138066gross.
>>34138069Fertility rate is a meme, no woman will fuck a dude in their 40s or 50s
Everyone my age is getting engaged and shit oh my god it’s so over lol
>>34138066hilariously pathetic if truebut to a point where i dont even want to mock it, if youve been with 100 women at all let alone via payment you are deeply sick
>>34138070What's gross about a massage and a handjob?
>>34138074true, the appropriate number is 0
>>34138063it's only funny if it was deserved and in most gore you can't tell for sure, so it's just grotesque
>>34138073that's the advantage of being in an ultra autistically specialized STEM sub-bubble: nobody is ever getting engaged and most people have never been in a relationship before
>>34138072Maybe if he spent his entire life up until that point being a lazy mopey dipshit. A 50 year old man who has accumulated resources and took care of himself can still get young pussy.
>>34138059I’m bored and wanted to read some creative writing, sue me.
>>34138073You can take solace in the fact that 50% of them will be divorced within a few years.
it was october 2020and i was 7 months locked up in my house with my stepfather, my mother and my brother because of the pandemic
>>34138072my dad was 46 when he married my mom at 29
>>34138069I don't want kids, so that one seems like a positive for women to me. But I certainly feel bad for stuff like periods.
>>34138090So?
>>34138092Pedo
>>34138033Do you get better service the more you pay? Or were the cheap ones surprisingly good?
>>34138084Nah. World is filled with accomplished but lonely men, being old is a real ick.>>34138092That's rare
>>34138090I was hungry, so very hungry. The global supply line disruptions meant my favourite snack (old Dutch beef jerky) was out of stock, and I had no idea when it would be back. I was desperate. You wouldn’t understand what the squishy salty sword of Damocles could push someone to do.
>>34138090not this shit again
>>34138069No, I don’t. That would be pretty patronizing and affected of me.
>>34138090during the months prior to covid my stepfather used to take me to a brothel where we got drunk and make out with hookers
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34137985Who would win in a sex fight?
>>34138042>Which hole feels the best?mouth>Which the least enjoyable?vagina>>34138043>Do you feel bad about it?no>>34138045>What do you do for a living?web design>Think you'll ever get married or have children?no, not because of my sex life, i just have no desire for settling at all, i love to be free>>34138046>would you trade all that to be a cuck x100obviously not, i understand the cuck fetish logically and i talked with an actual active cuck couple. they have a surprisingly good relationship with each other considering that the wife fucks random men regularly while the husband masturbates in the corner, but it's not for me>>34138049i don't care, i don't live my life for the evaluation of other people>>34138050work>>34138059i didn't count, to be honest, but it was at least once a week for two years, so i approximated it
>>34138107Sounds like an easy bet. Isn’t Korrasami jacked?
>>34138088They probably won’t beHigh school sweethearts don’t split up
>>34138042NTA but Anal is queen of tightness.Blowjobs have the most variety in sensation.Vaginal is queen overall, best texture, good in between, it's the best place for the penis.
>>34138108>work kys dumb animal larper
>>34138069MBiology and society are designed to cull a large amount of our gender. Any man that "makes it" has less than zero obligation to women as a group.
>>34138105the first time we did it i had fun i remember he got so drunk, he almost started to fight someone,and then he couldnt walk or drive so i had to take him home driving, and i didnt know how to drivebut then felt a little akward that i was doing these things with the person who was meant to be with my mother so i stopped doing those plans with him
>>3413804722 no kids, no kids ever
I uhhhh texted her if she wants to come overThis is not going to go the way i think it isFuckkkkk
>>34138128I would love to have a threesome with my father and a prostitute, shame he's married.
I’m considering caving in on using dating apps.Which ones are the least shitty? I’m a man, if that matters.
>>34137907A lot of Elden Ring
I wish I could break this barrier I feel with meeting new people or someone to love. How is it so easy for others? I live my life I’m not a recluse I try and I am like. Pretty pleasant. What is it? A curse?
>>34137861If he's an old head he'd watch grave of the fireflies or the piggy miyazaki
>>34138133DAMN
Would be nice to have sex, but alas...
>>34138126>Biology and society are designed to cull a large amount of our gender. In the past, yes. Now all male babies make it to adulthood and there are no wars for men to die in.
The normgroidification of Fromsoft has been something cool to see, from watching it be regular nerds in before Demons Souls to full on COD frat boys after Dark Souls, now I've seen more women play Elden Ring than men. The next logical step is a collab with Nintendo for a kids audience.
Is it possible in 2026 to have both biological parents and a functional family? It seems like everyone I know was raised by a single mother or a single father, with a stepparent at best. Or has everyone like that just become a normie and never goes on the internet?
>>34138147I have both parents
>>34138146They’ve got a Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive coming out this year if I’m not mistaken.
>>34138128but that didnt stopped him from keep going, he used to tell my mother that he was going to hang out with his friends but i knew exactly where he was going, he kept going and came back early in the morning
"Men want a mommy bang maid" Why yes, yes I do. Where can I get one of those?
>>34138135Cool. Did you play any of the previous games in the series?I thought Elden Ring was neat but burnt out on it before I finished it since I played all the Souls games, Bloodborne and Sekiro.
>>34138140My dad wasn’t ever into anime, but my stepdad is an oldhead, and he watched Akira, Ninja Scroll, Crying Freeman and 3x3 Eyes.
I feel like a disgusting freak when I talk to men. The whole time I’m so over critical of what I say and how I act and how I stand and what he probably thinks of my appearance. I don’t know how to stop being petrified of it
eh heh
>>34138056I don't want cum without a ring tho, and men are pickier about that
Genders, what are your biggest personal failures in life?I'll start, I was such a fuckup my first time in college, I had to provide documented proof of my mental health issues, improved finances, academic competence etc just for a community college to let me back in. This was years ago and I am doing fine now but thats just how bad I was doing.
>>34138155You shouldn't care so much, men certainly don't. They're farming out communication to AI.
>>34138139I dunno. Are any insecurities getting in the way of you opening up to new people?How old are you, and how many times have you been rejected?
>>34138149>Nintendo Switch 2is a good console and not just for kids. I love splatoon 3 and bananza.
>>34138147Yeah. My parents have been together for 45 years, and they still really like each other, and they love me very much. I just don't talk about it much because "my parents are lovely" rarely comes up.
>>34138134Don't most ppl just dl all the popular ones at once?
>>34138155Most men probably want to plap
>>34138155MI'm like than with men too. I'm always performing and I don't know how to stop.
>>34138152I played all of them. But I didn’t finish demons souls because I was 9 and it was scary and a spider boss was too hard then. Do you have a favorite?
>>34138166I, too, love Splatoon 3. Bananza didn’t really look like my bag.I’m probably gonna wait until the inevitable second model of the console comes out, and by then there will be more games I want to play on it, hopefully.If Nightdive ports Quake 3 to that shit and uses the joycon mouse feature with it I will get hoipe as fuck
>>34138159F. Went from best student in my class and good student in the best medical school in my country to dropping out of college in the span of 9 months, because I had a major melt down over the suicide of a friend that I felt like I could have prevented.
>>34138167How old are you?
>>34138160damn that's embarrassing
>>34138167Are you 45 years old too? You're as old as my mom, huh. I was born when she was 18, so I'm not a minor. They divorced a year after I was born, lol.
>>34138172Very cool. I was 14 when Demon’s Souls came out but didn’t beat it until I was in my twenties.Dark Souls is probably my favorite of the bunch, but I also loved Sekiro and Bloodborne.I take it ER is your favorite?
Question for women:Every woman I have ever dated behaves like this:>Her: "I hate you, don't touch me, don't talk to me">I decide to move on, there is no saving this>A week later, out of the blue>Her: "So did you buy those sex toys we talked about?"Can someone please explain to me if this is normal?
>>34138185YES I HATE IT. TYPICAL WOMBAN BEHAVIOR
>>34138150and one day, we were all eating togueter and my mother was doing laundry in the other room
>>34138185have you really never heard of ovulation and pms?
>>34138147Outside of very religious communities, no. Women pretty much ate up the feminist bullshit en masse, now they basically one shot their familly's happiness and stability with divorce rape because their bitter divorced friends convinced them to. Then the fathers usually cope with geomaxxing and dating some gook making things even more awkward.
>>34138180I'm 31.>>34138182I'm not, I'm closer to you in age than your mom lol My parents were together for a long ass time before they got married.
>>34138155Realize that we’re usually doing the same shit and trying to just push past it anyways.
>>34138183Dark Souls is special. But ER is my favorite. There is always a new build or something to do. It’s my comfort game
>>34138178thats horrible friend, i really hope they let you back in or you at least found something good to replace it?
where my bloodborne niggas at
>>34138109>thinking all you need is a sex fight is strength
>>34138203Ended up doing something else, very happy with my life. Still a bit of an awkward discussion every time the subject comes up, but overall I feel really good about my life today. Thank you tho. Hope life is treating you well.
>>34138201I get why, lots of variety and stuff to do.I really loved what they did with DS3’s weapon arts, turning them into Ashes of War.The character creator also allowed me to make a convincing enough doppelgänger of myself that it freaked out a friend the first time we played co-op lol
>>34138107JH is better with penises.
>>34138204I’m still mad at Sony for never patching it to run substantially better on their newer hardware, and of course angrier at them for shuttering Japan Studio
Fuck you, I love nioh and code vein
>>34138168That sounds exhausting
>>34138190suddenly my mother was screaming and she rushed to the table and said she found a used condom in the pocket of one of my stepfathers pants
>>34138217I liked Code Vein too. Still haven’t played Nioh but haven’t ever heard a bad word about it
>>34138185Yes, it's normal that men are attracted to bpdemons and will pursue them over anyone stable
>>34138207That's good. What did you end up doing instead of being a doctor?I finish university at 28 this year which is awkward but basically nobody in my entire extended family or social life thought I had the IQ or character to even make it this far so I am proud.
I don't get men who seriously care about pro sports over the age of 22. I get when you're young and the athletes seem like larger than life superheroes but by 22 to 24 you should realize that they're just people who play a game really well and entertain you by doing so, it's not that serious. When I see some middle aged dude calling an 18 year old Ngubu a "God" and buys his jersey so he can wear his name on his back because he's good at basketball or football I cringe so hard, like brother go start a business or get a hobby or something.
>>34138224Nta but hell yeah, congratsI’m gonna get a BA at 31 if that’s any consolation
>>34138225It makes a bit more sense when you consider that they’re kinda living vicariously through those athletes, particularly guys who played those sports when they were younger
>>34138225YesBut mono
>>34138221You have my love, anon
idk why I keep telling myself I have any chance with women. It doesn’t matter if I’m attractive or if I’m cool, I’m too shy and I’m scared of rejection. Could’ve had the cute filipino girl from college and the girl with the dyed red hair from work by now
>>34138232Oh, my. This is so sudden.Was AI Limit any good?
>>34138233>could've had here's the culprit
>>34138147My parents are together, but they're lower class.
>>34138224I'm a speech therapist :) got my BA at 28 and my masters at 30, so completely understand you.You should be proud of you. You did very, very well.
>>34138234dunno, i played only valorant and zzz in 2025
>>34138225Autism.Unironically autism. Undiagnosed and so well hidden they don't even notice because sports are just something every man likes right?
>>34138237How do you get long chin and protruding chin freaks to speak correctly? Seems like an impossible task.
>>34138239Ew lol
>>34138147two bio parents, very dysfunctional, sorry. my machine children won't have a mom as well in all likelihood, so i'm on track to keep your pattern going
>>34138240Mutt or euro sports? We can have a convo if euro.
>>34138225It's exciting to watch superhuman athletic talent. I dont think its that hard to get.
>>34138245Not really. I still enjoy /sp/ and divegrass occasionaly though. The racebait is too addictive.
>>34138225Middle aged women go into debt to attend Taylor Swift's concerts. Or at least they used to before she got a boyfriend.
>>34138237good on you anon, a speech therapist turned me from silent to like textbook reading over the course of a few months when i was super young so i feel like i owe a lot to speech therapists. wagmi
>>34138066>draw wings>men lose their fucking mindsHow is it so effective bros?
>>34138241Never seen that, sorry. Had my share of recessed jaws (kids with adenoids, my archnemesis), but never anyone who had speech issues due to protruding chin.>>34138248That's always so heartwarming to know! What will you be graduating in?
MI'm 27. My friends are either in the 35-45 age group or the 18-22. I have only two friends the same age as me. Why is that?Also, I hate my cheap apartment. Listening to hammering and moans at night from three different directions at once, ffs.
Can melatonin be used for anxiety?
>>34138069i feel bad for most people because the can't help but be pawns to institutions that literally consume them
>>34138255No, but having a good sleep can help with stress which may cause anxiety.
>>34138255Probably no, but many other things help
State gender.Thoughts on stretch marks?
>>34138155Just remember you're a girl and he would at a moment's notice give you his wallet and his atm number if you asked nicely enough
>>34138211Hehe yep. Lady tarnish is flat like me!
I don't condone cheating but stealing someone's gf/bf isn't that big of a deal.
>>34138261Enhance the experience
>>34138261MDon't care.
>>34138261MSorry I was distracted by sexy yellow assWhat was the question again?
>>34138252school was never my thing, avoided college after surviving high school. survive as an online contractor for a variety of work, but if i were more enchanted with the status quo i probably would have studied mathematics or paleoanthropology (and be poorer than i am now lol)
I'm horny!
>>34138267The Disney Star Wars Hotel Experience?
>>34138261Good body but I will put paper bag on her head during sex to not see her face lmao. Does it make me mysoginist?
why do you girls not outright tell a guy you're not interested?
>>34138159Mostly my fear of failure. I ruined a relationship with someone I was going to marry, can’t hold down a job, didn’t take risks that would’ve allowed me to be retired right now. At this point, I feel like it’s impossible for me to make a genuine connection with another human being, so I’ve secluded myself to study esoteric stuff and write
>>34138266elaborate
Write your genderIf I love arguing on atoga, should I become a member of debate club? I would defend rape and male abortion rights.
>>34138284The whole point of a debate club is you have to know how to argue both sides.
My neighbour is beating his wife again, I don't see what she sees in him.
>>34138286Not if it's a taboo topic
>>34138287You need to save her
>>34138284You're a pussy who wouldn't challenge dogmas in real life. I can sense it.
>>34138290All she has to do is to call the cops, it's not my choice to make
>>34138281Too dangerous
>>34138284MI guess if you're Indian or a very shitty type of Muslim it could be viable.
>>34138296explain
*vagueposts about a situation eerily similar to a current/past experience of yours*
>>34138159To avoid living my own life, I guess? Deep down, I'm a freak, maybe one of the biggest perverts and freaks in this thread. But I'm also very logical, so I want the best and safest outcome for myself. Because of that, I didn't do some things even when I had the chance, like fucking my professor in university or going to a drunk orgy. I always feel like my two sides are fighting inside of me, my logic and my desires.
>>34138294You need to marry her
>>34138293How is anyone meant to challenge an unbound by time, all-binding, grand design?
>>34138299
>>34138283They're just dating, it's not like they're engaged or anything, so imo not much harm is done if you show your interest in them and they decide to leave their current bf or gf for you. If anything you're doing them both a favor
>>34138302Reject it because it was created by your adversaries to defeat you
>>34138279Would say just semi-gay.
>>34138290My brother and I "saved" my aunt from her abusive husband by pretending to be them in over the top abusive parodies at major family events. Like I would pretend to be her husband and my bro would pretend to be her, I'd rant about how I have no job but I need a pickup truck because reasons, and that we need to cancel soccer lessons for cousin loser (yes I called her that, I was a shit kid) so that I could buy more booze. My brother would tie a blanket around his waist and wail about how he'd increase his workweek to 70 hours to pay for the beer because that fat sack of shit was just worth that much to the family. My dad slapped the shit out of us after every time we did this, and we did not do it to be nice, but I do think we were a major catalyst in finally saving my aunt from her abusive husband. To asshole teen boys making fun of you at every holiday adds up.
>>34138261midk. cute feet
>>34138261MLike the ones in that pic? I dont mind themI have them all over my shoulders too because of liftingstretchmarks because of fat? disgusting because fat people are disgustingIm a big fan of scars though, as long as they arent from self harm
do you like mexicans?
>>34138311I've met like one in my life and I got a crush on her.
>>34138225I watch pro boxing because I like to learn from the best and im a big Bivol fanboyI watch F1 because its a great post-Lunch timewaste on a sunday and its fun to shitpost in /f1/ during the race
>>34138157what wrong with ice? do you like warm drinks?
>>34138300theres dudes into their loving wives fucking other dudes in front of them and being pissed on ITT anon, I doubt you're that freaky
Will it get better or worse this year?
>>34138311No preference in general, but pale hispanics are hot.
>>34138311I like latinas, but I've never seen one irl because im on the wrong continent
>>34138302use our divine gift to study and then alter it. like any cycle, you interrupt and then divert. you'd know this if you were studying the right esoterism, friend
>>34138307Good story. In certain situations bullying is good. It corrects improper behavior.
>>34138157How do you feel about ice cream? Sorbet?
>>34138320Probably.
>>34138311Some of the venezuelan and colombian type of mexican women are hot.
>>34138307absolutely based, i hope you brought that energy into adulthood
>>34138305I see. Words like a dart, red and dire.
>>34138324I suspect you may have been too sheltered to experience real bullying
>>34138322Spain has them
>Went to the gun range today>Only one girl was there at that time>We both used a Glock 17>She was barely holding it and shot in a very strange posture>I shot normally>She had more hits than me>I wanted to kms with the last bullet right there on the spotThis is why a woman should protect me, not the other way around. I’m useless and blind.
>>34138330Yes. That's why i said in certain situations. "Real bullying" is literal gay sex. If you do that, you should be thrown in a lake of fire.
>>34138318No, I'm actually worse. Much worse and degenerate.
>>34138335Then you're not fucking talking about bullying are you
>>34138331I wouldnt call spanish girls latinas, they dont have the native american DNA. Spain is just discount Italy anywaysmight as well just go across the border and get an italian
>>34138247And at least with athletes you know you're seeing 1% talent when Taylor is just an awkward industry plant.
>>34138338No, they mean that Spain has a lot of Latina immigrants.
>>34138159malelast relationship, no doubt. hurt myself, hurt the girl (who i can say with no doubt is the person i love the most), and now i can't even imagine dating anyone without immediately feeling disgust, and starting my own family or at least pairing with someone was the one thing that ever motivated me. as Chester the Cheetah once said, "it aint easy being cheesy" and i kinda get what he meant by that now
girls is it wrong if I genuinely like the ophelia songits so catchy for some reason
>>34138296>Confrontation is too scaryftfy
>>34138342Portugal even more. Portugal is an extention of brazil.
>>34138311Too mixed with Aztecs for my blood. Hot but that doesn't mean I gotta like em.
>>34138338>Spain is just discount Italy anywaysSpain is a much nicer country than Italy.
Are there actually divorced MILFs out there who like being fetishized and called "mommy" by younger men?
>>34138298No. Every time someone explain it here the incels rage for hours
>>34138352You don't want to know. There's a certain namefag you should avoid replying to.
I wish I had a latina gf but I never see any in the wild
>>34138265Hmm interesting
>>34138351that hasnt been my experience personally
>>34138356No you don't. They're all violent and will scream at you loudly for the most minor annoyance.
>>34138354I'm decidedly not an incel and think it's kinda bs as well, the notion that every man is a possible homicidal rapist just waiting to be set off by a single rejection
>>34138360It has been mine as I've spent several weeks in both and same goes for my relatives.
>>34138363This desu. Plus it's not incels killing or hurting women, it's their spouses
>>34138281The guy apes out or tries to argue more often than not
>>34138365to each their own I guessItaly is closer to me though so its also a bonustakes me 3 hours to get to Venicetakes me ~15 to even get to the border of spain
>>34138363>telling a possible homicidal rapist NO upfront>BAD>feeding a possible homicidal rapist empty promises >GOODWomen "logic"
>>34138368>Italy is closer to me thoughSame for me.
MWhat do genders do when they're mad?
>>34138360this scene probably looked a lot less impressive in person because the photo was heavily post-processed (e.g. all the buildings have halos relative to the sky because the editor upped the local contrast too far to make the photo "pop" more)
>>34138358lol okay
>>34138377>t.the evenings in Rome are magical
Is designing Halloween decorations the play?>can make them for a few dozen dollars with plastic, fabric, and led lights and sell them to goyim for hundreds of dollars>goth bitches will think you're hot when you tell them what you do for a living>even if you don't sell shit at least you have a cool hobby and can put them in your own yard
>>34138166>is a good console and not just for kids.there are no games for adults on nintendo consolesthere are hardly any games for adults any more
>>34138363Too many violent men for that argument
>>34138336Give an example then. Does it influence your regular life/self perception deeply? Do you consume content that feeds these desires?
Why don't women simply rape men?I know the answer but I want to hear it from you.
>>34138379there's literally nothing about rome that makes the sunsets more impressive than other cities at the same latitude other than perhaps all the smog that is altering the hue of the sunset kek
>>34138375mtakes a lot to get me to that point, if you catch me in a particularly bad place i might snap at you, but my household growing up was always very sour, something i absolutely cannot tolerate and despise, even hearing randos fight in public will set me into a mild fight-or-flight mode, so usually any anger is shrugged off and i go do something else. ends up having an effect where, when i DO get visibly angry people always get scared cuz i'm otherwise a quiet goofball
>>34138377Nobody cares.t. fag who vastly prefers Spain
>>34138391>all the smog that is altering the hue of the sunset kekRome isnt LA>there's literally nothing about rome that makes the sunsets more impressive than other cities there is something that makes it more impressive than in any other cityits in Rome
I feel so stupid. I’m doing everything right and I’m doing the worst. I don’t drink I don’t smoke I don’t do drugs I don’t have a stressful job I have friends I have family I’m active why do I still want to Jill myself so badly why do I still look like shit I look like a fucking cancer patient
>>34138339RiggiThat was rigged
>>34138375Isolate myself and engage in some form of either hedonistic or creative outlet. I either jerk off to some fetish shit, eat something I like or draw.
Why do I keep telling myself lies of humbleness and inferiority but deep down I'm really just shallow and egotistical? What is wrong with my brain?
>>34138388They reject men every day.
>>34138398some peoples bodies cant produce their own happiness, they have to steal it from others
>>34138379We were romansThe adversaries think of the west as rome if you know what i mean
>>34138375Punch things that are made for being punched
>>34138398>why do I still want to Jill myself so badlyYou're horny?
>>34138406Like women?
>>34138406Testicles?
>>34138404We call them extraverts>>34138398Not drinking or smoking at all just means you're a loser
>>34138405>we are RomansNo they still are Romans.fuck I wish I was Italian so I could larp as a Roman too. Technically we were in the empire but its not the same...
>>34138362But the makeup sex would be amazing
Women my traps are sore as fuuuuck
>>34138416Use more lube
>>34138397what an ugly photo>Rome isnt LApic related is the air quality index in europe right now>there is something that makes it more impressive than in any other cityhundreds of thousands of tourists at any given time and thousands of people stealing shit from the tourists?
Femanons could you ever love a man with crazy bacne or would you throw up and break up with me?
>>34138418Huh????
>>34138398at some point when you were a kid you either concluded, based on other's actions or because someone told you, that you are ugly or useless or otherwise not worth loving, and that served as a point that since has crystallized into an entire section in your mind that does not allow you to be happy. maybe. like i told you last night, i'm not a therapist
>>34138411Every westerner is considered a roman by the adversary
>>34138412I love the latinx community, but i consider them slaves. Why did they submit to a few thousand spanish people? There were millions and millions of them.
Men don't go to therapy. We thug that shit out. And we either emerge as better and stronger men or die trying.
>>34138420My highschool crush had pretty bad acne everywhere, I didn't care at all
>>34138426ive never met a man with this attitude that didnt have the emotional depth or stability of an insecure toddler. Not saying it isnt a valid mindset but most men championing it are absolutely failing at it, from what I see.
>>34138429Like I said. Some die trying.
>>34138426Is it really that hard for moids to seek help? You don't get a tough boy prize for making your life more difficult.
>>34138432nta but its more that therapy doesnt really *feel* like it does anything. all of the pain and misery of my life has never been hard for me to understand or fix, talking about it doesnt do anything"seeking help" for men that doesnt actually fix problems in a material sense doesnt matter or make things feel good
I wish I had 3 hot Latina slaves
>>34138432Men don't get better by getting a fake friend who pretends to care about you. That's what women need to feel better.
>>34138432I tried the therapy meme onceIt's pointless Furthermore the women who have therapists never seem to get better
>>34138426Nah, I genuinely try to get help for my problems. Even if what they say can piss me off I need to hear it. Stop being a fake tough ass and go see professionals.
>>34138432Iron sharpens iron
>I don't understand what therapy does but I've decided it doesn't work Ok
>>34138424I know, but that doesnt make everyone Roman>>34138419>this nigga is scared of air
>>34138432You don't understand, men's issues are so deep and unique that no one could understand. Simultaneously every man is the most intelligent being on earth and no one can know better
>>34138432Is the therapist going to date me or fuck me?
Have to massage my own traps because femanon's not here to do it for me
>>34138432No. I went to therapy, and it was initially helpful. Then it stopped making me feel better, and then I tried SSRIs. The drugs actually helped long-term, or at least the placebo effect did.
>>34138426idk i turned a chatbot into a therapist for a while and it worked out okay. i was in a unique position to do it since i wrangle them as a job, but it was useful for exploring where my patterns of behavior came from (though it honestly wasn't anything i couldn't get from contemplation of what feelings i have and why desu)
>>34138443>scared of airI am a different guy, i am scared of tiny pieces of plastic. They're probably killing me slowly.
>>34138446Femanons never help with anything unless they're hornyposting.
>>34138385>Give an example then.I want to participate in the Berlin horse fair as a bottom with a red hood.>Does it influence your regular life/self perception deeplyNot that deeply. Logic still wins most of the time, but I also did some stuff here and there. But overall, very safe and tame compared to what I really want to do.>Do you consume content that feeds these desires?Yes, but I had them without any content. I don't think it amplifies it, my imagination is already good enough.
I could save ms pickle. I could be her accutane.
>>34138450there's pieces of plastics everywhere
>>34138448I asked chat gpt about integrating my shadow, but i didn't get very far with it. I am embarrassed about being bad at communication and bad at telling people to fuck off, but how the fuck do i integrate that?
>>34138446Thought you meant traps like femboys
is 28 too old to get into slinging?
>>34138454Even in the brain. It was assumed that they can't get into the brain, but that's wrong.
Where’s the line between being a lazy shitty coworker or just someone who doesn’t want to be a slave to the rat race?
>>34138456No it means triceratops in the gymbro language
>>34138457Looks like a pagan ritual. I support this whatever it is.
>>34138457too young, you will be one of the youngest there
>>34138462Most people are like you. Ambition is good, but within a corporation it's extremely unlikely to be rewarded.
>>34138462Are you making your coworkers' shitty job even shittier? If yes, then the first.
>>34138465its not a ritualits just yeeting rocks>>34138467wym
>>34138383Most of us truly aren't like that. It's incredibly insulting to be on the business end of this without having done anything to deserve it
>>34138452That's weird but not immoral or evil. I don't think its so bad. All you need to do is not center your life around these desires, it is not like they define you.
>>34138468I hate hustle culture so fucking much. Fuck off with your messages when my work day is over. No, I can't look something up for you, I'm jerking off to sissy hypno rn and don't want to stop.
>>34138455any answer i give you is gonna seem obvious, which isn't bad but it isn't gonna seem special. but like any problem or game, you have to understand the rules before you make any plays. what does good communication/boundary setting look like, what do you fail at, why do you fail that (what are you thinking/feeling in the moments where you shouldn't be failing it, when did you start thinking like that, what experiences caused you to develop that, etc). not so different from what i outlined here >>34138323
>>34138423Ever since I was little I just wanted to be happy I don’t understand how I messed up so badly
>>34138462My dad was a company man, a provider. He slaved himself into an early grave despite making 6 figures
Btw I did everything anon told me before bed last night and it worked but I still woke up some time in the middle of the night. I don’t know what time because all my screens were far away, but I fell back asleep eventually but it wasn’t deep. Why can’t I stay asleep if my body deeply needs it? I give it the perfect environment and it still can’t do it right
>>34138426My dad went to therapy, and I kinda have a lot of respect for that man, maybe even the most respectIt helped him a lot
Ban women.
>>34138457Are ya slinging nut, son?
>>34138398You need to go to therapy.
>>34138489Idk but I'm the same. I think I threw my sleep schedule off so much when I was neeting that it freaks out when I try to go to bed at a normal time
Women be like>just go to therapy and take the pills
>>34138426I don’t know what therapy will do for me, genuinely. I’m the most composed person I know. I don’t stress, I understand and deal with my trauma, etc. maybe u have to get married first to truly need therapy.
>>34138489It's too soon to give up, let your body adjust
What's the most convenient fetish that you have?Gender
>>34138489It's a habit that you need to build over time. It won't happen in one night.You need to continue doing those things for weeks before you can reasonably expect to see the results you want.
>>34138475Sorry you got hurt feelings. Imagine how upsetting it would be to be a victim of violence
>>34138503MZR. I don't imagine asking a woman to wear a skirt and stockings is a very big ask
>>34138499And?
How to avoid serial dating whores in 2026?
>>34138486well that might be your first problem, "being happy" is a consequence, it doesn"t point to any particular goal or direction, not really. you look at your life, you have all the things that are 'supposed' to make you happy, except you aren't and that divide breeds ugly thoughts ("i can't be happy", "i'm fucked up", "i'm broken" etc). you are that suicidal anon from last night, aren't you?
>>34138509That's bad
>>34138506Where you've gone wrong is in assuming that I can't possibly conceive of that or that a woman has never actually hit me before.You're not sorry, go fuck yourself
>>34138508What’s ZR
>>34138432Are therapists helping me get a better job or find a good gf? No? Most of them are women or nerds and they dont know how to get pussy. They give blanket advice for everything and never remember what you tell them. All they are good for is venting because they are confidential.
>>34138514It isn't tho
Femanon, are you a sick fuck?
>>34138511No I wasn’t here last night
>>34138514In what way?
Women would you date a moid that hugs you like a teddy bear whenever he feels stressed anxious etc for comfort
>>34138515If you can relate why are you beinga bitch about it?
>>34138502>>34138504I had a good schedule until those 3 bad nights, so annoying how quickly it is ruined
>>34138516>Zettai ryōiki (Japanese: 絶対領域; lit.'absolute territory') refers to the area of bare skin in the gap between overknee socks and a skirt or shorts.
>>34138450>>34138454>>34138459imagine being a sperm and racing with a bunch of pieces of microplastics for survival kek
>>34138517The only thing therapy is supposed to help you with is give you the ability to help yourself. That's literally it. Therapy isn't ineffective just because you don't know how it's supposed to work (or had shitty therapists, I'll concede that point)
>>34138477I don't have evil or immoral desires, mine are self-destructive at best. But still, it will take a toll on my body, it's risky, it will lower my social status significantly, and I'll waste money on it. Logically, it's just a bad choice and I shouldn't think about it, but the older I get, the more logic loses. Desires pile up, and in the end, I think they will overcome me. So I always wonder, maybe I should indulge in them and either lose interest, or get hooked on it and do it regularly.
>>34138528What is wrong with Japs man. Like I like thighs and skirts and high socks too but this is just something fucking else. Did the nukes really fry their brains this hard.
>>34138531If im getting platitudes and and sympathy thats useless. If i explain a problem in my life i want actionable advice.
>>34138527That's all it takes. Just keep doing what I suggested and you're bound to see results.If this goes on for most of this year, see a doctor about it. I doubt it will though.
>>34138503M>convenienti like eating my own cum. it's a good protein supplement
I have evil and immoral desires
>>34138521too bad, hopefully they made it out alright. human beans are typically goal-directed (unless they're depressed or have some other thing causing them executive issues), you need something to aim at, and happiness is found by working towards that aim while making sure your other basic needs are met (which it sounds like you have down). if you imagine being happy, does any particular future come to mind? if not, aimlessness might be your issue
>>34138517>because they are confidentialI talked to enough foid therapists when I was little to know that this isn't true lol
>>34138496For fucking what? My life cannot be easier. Imagine if something actually bad happens to me.
>>34138510You genuinely can’t unless you target 18-21 year olds as they’re likelier to be virgins, but that makes you a creep.
>>34138543You cant threaten to shoot up the school kid they will take you away
>>34138537I don't think it's a stretch at all to say that Japanese culture has harbored weird nerds for most of their recorded history.Don't think the nukes had anything to do with it
>>34138510You can't vecause all women are soulless whores.
>>34138544For your constant mental anguish that you are constantly seeking an outlet for, maybe??You write shit like that here all the time and have even complained about how the people in your life have begun to turn deaf ears to it
>>34138503MWomen with terrible hygiene and brown skin. There are a lot of Indian girls where I live. That's right baby I'm here to redeem them cards.
>>34138538Then go get coaching or something. >platitudes and sympathy thats uselessYeah, you don't know what you're talking about. You don't even understand what kind of help you need.
>>34138545Every whore was a virgin at some point. Whoredom is a mindset, by that age they've already decided on it by that age.
>>34138554Relationship "coaches" are scammers and not confidential.
>>34138503MClit(mini penis Junior) sucking/slurping. I don’t really enjoy foreplay or even fingering women but if I see a nice clot, big or small, I’ll be all over it
>>34138503I'm not exhibanon.I have a little exhibitionist fetish, not full-on, but I rather like being seen nude than dislike it, so I can go to a doctor’s examination, or to a sauna or nudist beach, without feeling the fear or shame other people might.
>>34138530What if the microplastic wins the race?
>>34138537Not cool. We can’t all be fat and stupid, someone has to bring sexy culture
Blushing, suprised, thoughtful
>>34138558Don't say that bro it summons him
>>34138559infertility
>>34138559How do you think cabbage patch babies are made
>>34138503FAutophilia, not the car one.All I need is a mirror or record myself for later
I hope my future wife likes being picked up. I might playfully manhandle her
Men got plastic in their balls. Thats why all the zoomers trooned out and the women are insane.
>>34138568That’s the main Reason I train my legs
>>34138567That's healthy. I have a little bit of that too. If you have sex, you want to be turned on by both people involved.
>>34138569>all the zoomers troonedI wish. I love trans women.
>>34138510What exactly do you want? A woman who wants to date but hasn't been able to make that happen?
>>34136196If a girl owns a clit sucking type sex toy. How much of a deviant would she be?Would she be the type that watches porn frequently?
>>34138567That's honestly hot
>>34138503MI have a separate fetish for women of every race, meaning my options are as wide as they could be. I want to emphasise that it's not like I have no preference. I have a separate fetish for Chinese girls vs. Dravidian girls vs. Zulu girls vs. Gingers.
>>34138571I do lots of zercher squats and deadlifts so i can easily throw her over my shoulder
One of those days where I'm gonna be angry until I go to sleep and might still wake up a little angry -_-
>>34138575What kind of deviant? I own 4 clit suckers, masturbate for hours every week and I hate porn and never watch it
>>34138580Who pissed in your cherrios?
>>34138568I wish a woman could pick me up, that would be kinda hot
>>34138576Thank you! >>34138572Right? Makes sense
I used to lift until I realized nothing will ease the pain or bring me happiness or fulfillment so I stopped lifting or doing anything, my mind has fizzled out and now I'm just waiting for my body to give out.
>>34138581>my le books are not the same as your le videos brev
>>34138584I'm afraid it's my own piss what be tainting my misspelled Cheerios
>>34138585I want a fairly muscular wife as long as I am even more muscular. I want us both to be strong but I still want to make it easy for her to submit to me
Clit sucking? I've heard of that before, are we having sex toy talk? I'm down. I'm kinda a newbie to that world since I've only had a fleshlight It' felt amazing for the six months I had it then had to throw it away and have been too shy and ignorant on what to buy from places like amazon or actually going to the sara's secret down the road
>>34138580You should wake up screaming
>>34138587Why not just lift for health? Also for me it just feels fulfilling to feel strong.
>>34136558>I've gone almost 27 without a bfI can make you feel young again
>>34138592I will probably make some sort of unpleasant noise immediately after waking up tomorrow morning, honestly. That's usually how it goes when I wake up angry
>>34138588I've never read porn novels or fanfiction either. Why are men so averse to using their brains to imagine the sex?
>>34136222MI need to get the fuck out of dodge and meet a nice woman this year or I'm going to go ballistic.
>>34138593No point
Men, do you want a Venezuelan wife?
>>34138503MClothed man, nude woman perhaps? I guess it means less undressing.
>>34138596Im not averse to it i just like looking at the different art styles and scenarios other people draw/come up with. Also most people dont have strong visualization skills due to low IQ so they cant do it well anyway.
>>34138599No.
>>34138591MBuy an automatic fleshlight. They're more expensive, but it feels better, though you'll come in a second the first few times because of how good it is. Also, buy a prostate massager, it's essential too. Other stuff is optional, but I suggest a bullet vibe for different purposes, nipple clamps, a penis pump (don't break your penis), anal beads, and maybe a realistic dildo just for kicks.
>>34138602We hate you too bitch ass white boy. Viva La Raza!
>>34138599I'd rather a Chilean or a Colombian
>>34138611>Also, shove stuff up your butt, it's essential too.
>>34138599no, i want >her
>>34138611
>>34138613NTANo amount of crying will unbleach your ancestors.
>>34138599I have no idea what it is or where it is but sure. It sounds like something something hot latina.
>>34138432>Is it really that hard for moids to seek help?I have been seeking help every day for several decades, but no one has ever actually given me any.
>>34138613Yeah ching chong and shit
>>34138416>Women my traps are sore as fuuuuckMaybe you should fuck women instead of traps?
>>34138503M, women's shoes.It's not any kind, thankfully. I don't care for sneakers or flip flops. But ballet flats, heels, platforms, goth boots, I really like those.I can jork it just to shoe shopping sites like DSW and Zappos. That used to be useful when I was a kid and had parental controls, but I still do it periodically
>>34138622When the carharrt match the timbs
>>34138620>Yeah what you're gonna want to do is get yourself a Sissytron 3000, get on your knees and set that shit to Terror Cum.>Next you're gonna want to set the cock ring to Jellify while you get the Fuck Machine up to full speed behind you, and don't forget the clamps, gotta have those clamps
>>34138613Even if every white person in the western hemisphere disappeared, the historical legacy of how utterly raped into submission you were will be readibly observable for the next 1000 years.
>>34138628Do you have a foot fetish as well
>>34138616>>34138620You are such prudes. It's not even gay if another man doesn't fuck you. Chill and use your body to it's maximum.
State GenderWhat kink do you have that you consider your most dominant?What kink do you consider your most submissive?
>>34138638MRape, and I dunno eating pussy.
>>34138638MI like the idea of having a full on slaveI like the idea of being tied up and sucked off
>>34138637>Chill and just shove stuff up your ass bro.
>>34138551Damn I should kill myself
>>34138638MI like getting really into it and hammering away at a girl while she just lays there and takes it I guess.As for submissiveness I have never acted it out but i am a massive sub with all sorts of desires like that. ill probably take it to the grave out of shame but i am very submissive
>>34138599i'm not particular about it. a decent, loyal, pretty woman can hail from almost anywhere
>>34138638malegiving restrained forced orgasmsreceiving restrained forced orgasms (...with pet praise)yeah, i'm a little freaky. i just love cumming, me doing it, parrners doing, just too much darn fun
>>34138638MMaking someone lick my assBottom gay sex
>>34138638FCan’t think of a dominant one.Having sex while lifted in the air in various positions could be my most submissive one
>>34138647I hope you die
>>34138648I lift so I can lift my wife while I fuck her
>>34138635Yes, I like feet too, but the shoe fetish is definitely stronger
>>34138642That is the exact opposite of what I just suggested you motherfuckerLet's say I'm jumping the gun on therapy, which I probably am. Something has still got to change in your life because it simply isn't making you happyMaybe you need to find a more fulfilling job or find more friends who share your values and interests. Maybe you need a manYou've got to do something different because you're just driving yourself nuts by using /atoga/ as an unfulfilling outlet.You post here often to vent and are still always stressed, at least if I'm taking whatever you write here at face value
>>34138581Would she be a deviant in general if she owns one of those types of toys to get off?What would the usage process be like? Like quickly get off here and there or hour long sessions?
I see two UFOs behind my window. Is it over or is it alcohol. I did not drunk that much imo
>>34138638Not your businessAnd not your business
When will society realize the problem is nuclear families? Tradcucks want a lifestyle that was never sustainable or traditional in the first place. We used to have clans. Your parents would take care of your kids for you. Meals would be massive and cooked by grandmas, aunts, and oldest sisters. You had a patriarch who knew what was best for the entire family and made all the decisions. All the men were armed and could shoot from the age of 10, an outsider fucked with a member of your family and they would have a mini army at their doorstep wanting answers. They convinced your great great grandparents to sell acres of family land to move to cities and be slaves. None of this shit is natural. You're yearning for a lifestyle that was the original subversion.
>>34138656go to bed you silly assclown
>>34138638M.SpankingGetting pegged
>>34138656Pix nao
>>34138652What a lucky a woman
>>34138660so many closeted fags ittstop pushing your perversion on innocent women that just want a normal lover, thats so fucked up lmao
>>34138638MFace fucking.Vore.
>>34138662I haven't met her yet
>>34138658the problem started much, much earlier than that friend. roughly 12k years ago in the fertile crescent.
>>34138639ngl vanillafags often do have terrible taste
>>34138638MI like to have sex with biological womenI also like eat pussy
>>34138665Ah, lucky future wife. I wonder how tiring it is for the guy
>>34138671Depends how long we go and how heavy she is.
>>34138668>I like to have sex with biological womenCringe and outdated ngl
>>34138638M>anal only maebari>being a woman's personal cum dispenser where she forcibly milks my dick and drinks it in front of me
>>34138673Yeah I’m really old fashioned, basically a caveman
>>34138671nta but ive tried it. extremely awkward and exhausting purely because you also want it to be comfortable for her so you need to be very careful. Much easier to just put her up against a wall and hold her there if you start to give out.
>>34138654I'll try the therapy but the idea of crying to some lady about how I should be fine and her telling me to journal sounds sooo Like my god I've been told everything possible I don't think she'll have another answer for me
>>34138672And how strong he is! I’m light so I’m doing my part heh
>>34138333you should have asked her about it
>>34138677Hm.. that not what I want. But I understand
>>34138678reminder you need to want to change in order for therapy to be effective. many people tell themselves they want to change, but they don't actually because being miserable is what they know how to operate in, so they'll dabotage themselves (as you are almost doing here). explain your reservations about therapy to your therapist.
>>34138687>almostThats funny. I already have
>>34138683It also depends what position. grabbing hips from the back and lifting her up off the ground is different from her wrapping her legs around me while I hold her
>>34138638FHaving a servant to degrade. Like milking him and getting him whipped if he spills the scalding tea when his dickhead is dipped in.Being the servant I guess. The master never does anything uncomfortable to me though and secretly loves me.
>>34138678That's probably not how it's gonna go.A good therapist is going to be completely honest with you about what you say to them in ways that your friends and family are probably unwilling to beShe'll point out the things that you're flat-out wrong about and will challenge you to correct the behavior that is leading you to simultaneously constantly talk shit about yourself and think that no one could possibly give you advice worth listening to, for startersYou need change badly, and a good therapist will point out the things that you should change
>>34138687>it only works if you believe in itWhich makes it a weak thing. It's like a religion. Exercise makes you feel better even when you don't believe it does.
>>34138685well my gf is also 6'3 so she is a bit more difficult to lift like this. a very petite lady would have much better luck lol
Are atogan femanons more likely or less likely to be into wiccan practices/wiccan adjacent practices?
>>34138638You're retarded. I just read through a bunch of wretched sexual stuff because of you.
>>34138651Are you that angry that I stole your boyfriend? Pfff, he wasn't thaaat into you, bunny, just forgive me alreaaady
women are you surprised when you have a roastie freakout and get shot for it?
>>34138698>M>Yeah I like to eat fast food while we fuck>I like to wear a little sailor costume and make girls cry while I piss my pants
>>34138694the brain is as physical of a thing as the body dummy, and like exercising if you don't take it seriously and properly scope out and follow regimens, you will make no meaningful progress. don't ever respond to me again unless you have something meaningful to say.
>>34138697Do not meddle with the /atoga/ witches. Their powers are tremendous.
State genderWhat's your native language?What are your favorite foreign languages?
>>34138704Bullshit. I dare an /atoga/n witch to even try to mess with me.
>>34138707MEnglishJapanese and French
>>34138638MOmorashiI dunno, I want a chick to put me in a triangle choke or something similar.
>>34138692I think you guys give me good advice I try it all the time
>>34138707MJapanese and Greek.
>>34138696Wow, she could lift me
>>34138704lmao atoga BITCHES don't do anything the idea that they're squatting thinking they're casting spells that could do anything to me makes me KEK. absolutely delusional derangement fantasy, it's time to stop letting womyn get a pass
>>34138704I need proof before I believe there are even any atoga witches
>>34138704Do they like cum sigils?
>>34138699Honestly, if he was that easy to switch... I don't want him.
>>34138724sour grapes: the post
>>34138707MLatvianI wish i could speak all the languages of my neighbours and europeans generally. I want to know lithuanian, finnish, swedish, german.
>>34138707FJapanesePortuguese, English
>>34138712Fair enough. I'm probably barking up the wrong tree entirely with suggesting therapy desu but if your life as-is isn't making you happy, something clearly needs to change about itYour job, your pastimes, your relationships, your living situation, your diet, your sleep. Something, probably one of those things
>>34138707menglishafrican-american vernacular; nigga.
>>34138715English native, also
Is anyone actually using the Duet dating app. I keep getting blasted with advertisements for it.
>>34138727You're actually in japan and female? I'm not a fetishist or anything, but...
>>34138730I axed you to be refpectfuw. We were the kings and you wuz the dogs.
>>34138708I put bad luck for you on my vision board, based on your post number. It won't be very impactful, but it will tip the scales away from your favor, at least.
>>34138739Oh, please. Throw your worst at me. A real curse, a hex. I am not afraid.
>>34138739sending this anon energy. separated we are powerless, but together we can give this man an off-day!
>>34138735Hai. But what?
>>34138744I'm going to fetishize you.
>>34138744But i am fetishizing you right now
*farts*
>>34138742Go for it. Single out a specific day so that you can make your intentions as clear as possible.Make a sigil if you must, and post it here so as many people possible can see it and charge it.You have no idea what you're dealing with here lol.
>>34138746>>34138747Oh
>>34138707MEnglishFrench, Japanese, German>>34138710based>>34138715Greek is dope
>>34138707menglishfinnish
>>34138752Greek is dope, but portugese is the most vile, disgusting thing i have ever heard. Only russian comes close to it.
>>34138752>Greek is dopeIt really is. I want to learn modern and Koine Greek, and I want to travel there and speak it someday.
>>34138744hai. *i* am not like those other guys :-)
Femanons, how do you think I should go about policing every single individual man to make sure women don't ever get raped at all? As far as I know rape is already super uncommon in the West, but we need to get it down to zero, so please tell me how I can do that.
>>34138757Okay. I don’t know what is happening
>>34138758>muh individual rightsBoring
>>34138761The plappening is happening.
>>34138761You are existing as a Japanese woman on a website full of white guys obsessed with Japanese women.
>>34138756Admiral goal honestly. Also, Greek food is awesome.
>>34138758step 1: fill the world's ecosystem with microplastics to intoduce xenoestrogens that lower fertility and male vigor. you writing this down?
>>34138758You should probably learn that it’s more common than you think. Good luck
>>34138758Uh huh
4chan is banned in Japan. Stop falling for larps.
>>34138764Okay, I like attention this will benefit all of us hehe. Anyways I’m going now, have a nice day
>>34138765It is! I guess this makes me a Greekaboo. Or maybe a Helleniboo?
>>34138727Lol
>>34138768I wish I could go back in time and travel across the country to stop your uncle from putting his thumb in your butthole when you were 6
Japan is to the modern world west what France was to 18th century Europe
>>34138772lol, you too.
>>34138771lol it’s not
>>34138772>I like attentionThen you know the rules. Tits or gtfo
>>34138773they got a fancy word for that, you can call yourself a Philhellene
>>34138787Oh, duh. Thanks.
>>34138771Hiromoot disagrees
>>34138772have a wonderful day madame
>>34138785What?
>>34138758>As far as I know rape is already super uncommon in the West,No. Nearly every woman you will ever encounter has either been raped or has a friend or family member who has been.
>>34138790Yes, but he lives in Paris.And ironically, he started 2chan while he was going to university in Arkansas.
Femanons how do you deal with gossiping stacies runing your life with rumors and trash talk?
Speaking of languages, is Duolingo actually good for learning?
>>34138797Buy an adYoutube shills it to me tooI will never try it
>>34138797No. It tricks you into thinking it is by gamifying everything.
>>34138793Exactly, that means that men should have their rights stripped of them but still the ones who dig the coal mines, drill the oil wells, build the streets, maintain the powerlines, etc etc etc
foids if there was a livestream that was just everything exactly from the perspective of a male as he went about his normal day, ie. the camera looked literally through his eyes, focusing on what he focuses on with his blinks and everything, would you watch it? He wouldn't know he was being recorded either so it would be impossible for it to be performative.
>>34138797No, it's Ai slop now
>>34138794This was posted right after the 2 week 4chan outage. Thought provoking.The guy is the quintessential scumbag 4channer.
>>34138806It's funny that our deadbeat granddad is primarily known as a podcaster now.He quote retweeted me once, and a bunch of Japanese fans of his called me an otaku. Not sure how to feel about that.
>>34138758Obviously you are merely trolling; but if you actually did want to help, not posting stuff like this would be the way to do it
>>34138728I thought I had all of those down pat or at least pretty good, I thought they were good, I liked them. I'm so dissapointed in myself for not noticing somehting is killing me
>tfw no gf with a reverse CnC fetish
Is creatine useful?
>>34138793Are women considering all forms of unwanted or otherwise inappropriate sexual touching as the same thing as traumatic penetrative rape? Because I was molested by an older female cousin when I was little, I don't consider it to be rape.
Foids, this cute girl that is in my voluntary work group has looked at me with a smiley face like picrel about 3 times. Yesterday, she was at the entrance with an older woman I know so I greeted her as well and she had the same smiley face.Is it "nothing"? either way I'm going to chat her up next chance I get!
>>34138817Don't beat yourself up over it, bud. Try to frame this positively:You sound like you're in a position in life that easily affords you the ability (and time necessary) to address whatever the problem may be, and you don't have to go it alone. Your friends and your family are there for you
>>34138817no use dwelling on the past, anon, what's done is done and all you have now is what you're doing next.
>>34138820>Are women considering all forms of unwanted or otherwise inappropriate sexual touching as the same thing as traumatic penetrative rape?No. That kind of thing is even more common, though.
Women, should I buy a car across the country from me this summer and make a road trip out of driving it home?All of the cool ones that I want seem to be on either coast of the US, and I live pretty much smack in the middle of the country.
>>34138824I fucking hate jeans like that.
>>34138832Yes, but don't go alone. Take someone that knows something about cars.
>>34138833Sophie rain has great jeans
>>34138833What? Ai jeans?
IM MARTY SUPREME IM MARTY SUPREME
>>34138833what's wrong with it?
I wish there was a version of /atoga/ where the women don't all suck.
>>34138835I appreciate the sentiment, but I think I feel comfortable just bringing my phone and letting my greasemonkey dad know what I'm up to.He managed to brainwash me into being obsessed with the same German cars as him.
>>34138841*Auchwitz joke*
>>34138847There's only that one japanese hag here right now i think.
>>34138740>>34138742You're both so fucked.
do you have trouble with small talk? do you not understand why people do it? some people never stop talking. you would think they would tire of just the sound after a certain amount of time.
>>34138849Dude... take this opportunity to have a road trip with your dad. He's going to die soon, I mean.
>>34138853I don't think she's even a Christmas cake, if I'm not mistaken.
>>34138611God any suggestions for me to buy on amazon?
Way too many women are far too cowardly to risk being interesting people.
>>34138826>that easily affords you the abilityI don't know about that, I already feel so busy and this treatment might make me broke >>34138829True
>>34138859Preaching to the choir! He's not gonna die anytime soon, though; he turns 56 this year.I'm gonna ask him about it when I go visit him sometime this spring.
The fat bitch and the bipolar bitch still not here
>>34138858i'm good enough at small talk so long as the other person isn't bad at it, i'm not good enough to carry others
>>34138856Yeah, yeah. Try to make it worse, I dare you.
Throw me a hexGive me your exI'll show her real sex
>>34138863>I already feel so busy and this treatment might make me brokeThen maybe try to do it without therapy.Have you said straight up to your loved ones that you're unhappy but don't know what's missing? Do you think your friends or family could help you figure out what you need to change?You don't NEED therapy if you're honestly desiring change and have good people in your corner who know you well and are willing to have a heart to heart with you.
>>34138859I love how this board can be so optimistic and depressing at the same time.
females, your boyfriend gets liver issues due to research chemicals he takes to avoid being under the thumb of medical systems. help him or let him Die?
>>34138878NAGwere you #faustianpeating or were you taking retard gymbro shit with the monomaniacal goal of "gainz"?
>>34138868but what's the point of it? don't you feel like you're being untrue to yourself by talking about stuff that doesn't mean anything? where's the pleasure in that?
MIs this good?
>>34138888Very cancerian.
>>34138888as good as you make it, fella
>>34138888All these tests are inherently limited but at least this one is telling you the functions.You made it to NF gang master race though, congratulations.
>>34138884Then talk about something that means something to you, it's a fucking stranger for god's sake who cares what they think.I think a lot of people fail at small talk because they don't immediately come to the conclusion that it's about showing small bits of yourself to another person to see if you resonate.
Women are making me check (them) out. Women, why?
>>34138888Might as well do one for the crazy matrix
Women, this is a legitimate question, do you have any plan for when the american government strips your personhood away? no voting rights, no independence just like it was back in the 50s, whatever job you have your total income now goes either to the state if you're single and don't have a living male family member or to your lover, or closest near male family member above 18 years of age. I know it sounds crazy and impossible but I feel like that's the future, at least for american women.
Femanon, do you want to come over and watch the fiesta bowl with me?
>>34138894I masturbate to the thought of exciting men in public.
>>34138899Wao. What do you look like, and how do you try to excite us?
>>34138888Man, I'm either really stupid or whoever designed this thing ate a dictionary, I have no idea what a large chunk of those words mean
>>34138893i'm not asking for advice on the matter. it's just that i'm surrounded by people who won't shut up and i wonder how they can keep talking such bullshit without hating themselves.
>>34138899based to be honest
>>34138897It’s thursday, ffs
>>34138892NF gay
>>34138897I will fall asleep by halftime.
>>34138892infp is all sissy prancing gay lala homomen.
>>34138892>You made it to NF gang master race though, congratulations.Is it a good thing?
>>34138884the point is to connect a little with the other person anon. is some of the talk maybe trivial? sure, but you have to look at what the interaction and its sentiment brings to the table. besides, its easy to get people to talk about themselves, and people are infinitely interesting>>34138882non-recreational, purely to avoid being enmeshed in shit, value the freedom. i wouldn't do retard gymbro shit unless it seemed worth the cost. for instance there was a really promising research chem that seemed to insanely speed up all kinds of healing, but the catch is that any cancers in your body that may be contained or containable would be extremely exacerbated, seemed like a poor trade-off for faster healing. calculus might change if i knew ahead of time i was gonna die soon enough for somethin like that not to matter.
>>34138878>your boyfriend gets liver issues due to research chemicals he takes to avoid being under the thumb of medical systems. help him or let him Die?Let him die, definitely. He's too dumb to live.
>>34138907>the elderA shame
>>34138858Yes and noI understand what other people are expecting/want me to say back but for me it's like performing dental surgery on myself. I hate it. Old women love me. >>34138878>Help himWhat am I supposed to do? Remind him not to take Tylenol? In your quest to avoid doctors you have created a problem that needs a doctor. Good job. >>34138896If shit did go to the handmaid's tale in a hand basket I'd have killed myself long before it happened so personally I'm not that worried about it.
>>34138888What site is this from?
>>34138896Did you fall asleep watching "The Handmaid's Tale"?
>>34138905I can't change the game date
>>34138900I can't afford to hornypost in depth tonight, so you'll just have to use your imagination.
>>34138902Because they're not self hating autists like the types you see around here and will gladly show you how much they love themselves and are seeing if you'll like them to. Contrary to popular belief, loving yourself through your flaws is common, especially among normies.
>>34138921Boo.
>>34138876No I think I need to do the therapy
>>34138920Who are you rooting for?
>>34138914shameless. no humanity. no valuing freedom. sad.>>34138916huh, i didn't consider that. donate some of your liver, maybe. i never date a woman that aren't a donor match for precisely this reason
>>34138922NtaAre you sure they don't hate themselves?Why are they so uncomfortable with silence then?
>>34138911fi-doms can either be the pretentious artist types or the most serene warrior poetsthey also write the coolest fictional universes and have the dopest worldbuilding.
>>34138896NAGPlease stop, I can only get so erect.Mmmm... to finally have a functioning society where women don't have rights anymore and have a state-issued breeding bitch of my own that I can cum inside of whenever I want. Like a dream come true
>>34138912Objectively no type is "good" or "bad" but NF gang goes hard.
>>34138932All femdoms are sadists. Period.
>>34138896i want this to happen but to men and to be a hot lady's slave
>>34138921Can you at least tell us if you have a big ass or not?
>>34138931ntaThey like talking. They like other people. They enjoy talking to people.
>>34138930>donate some of your liverAssuming I was a match I'm not sure you want mine. My mom has a rare blood cancer that absolutely fucked her liver. It's twice as big as it should be and full of scar tissue. If I give you a piece of mine and end up having the same conditions you might be pretty fucked.
>>34138936fe-dom femdoms would be the gentle supportive type, te-dom femdoms would be the meanest ones
>>34138936and all men who like that stuff deserve sadistic abusematch made in heaven etc
>>34138928>just trade one chain for another!no thanks, ray peat can fuck off. i'm not going in totally blind, i have some idea of the systems i'm hitting and what that looks like, otherwise i wouldn't bother. calculated risks.>chronically ill at all?no, not yet anyway ;-)
>>34138931i think it's because they can only validate their experience through interaction with others. all value to them is conditional on shared experience.
>>34138940Ok sure but you like talking to the point that you can't sit in silence for 30 seconds and have to blurt out the first thing that came to mind that has nothing to do with anything and isn't that interesting or funny?
>>34138926Alright. Out of that list of stuff I suggested you could change earlier, did anything jump out at you?You’ve got a captive audience of at least one here if you wanna talk about any of it.
>>34138944Other 'non is right, you actually are too stupid to live.
>>34138946Have you ever considered you might be a bit of a histrionic asshole, anon?
>>34138943>deserve>men deserve to be abused and taken advantage ofLet’s switch those genders, shall we
>>34138945Oh so like the people who don't decide whether they thought something was good or not before they watch some YouTube reviews. Gotcha.
>>34138952yeah i said the men who are into that stuff, not all men. dont lump me in with you buncha faggots lmao
>>34138927Ole MissFuck Miami
>>34138895I'm alright I think. >>34138918https://jung-personality.com/
>>34138925Sorry, cooking.I usually just wear well-fitting clothes and take any chance to show off my butt.>>34138939It's huge.
>>34138942Any and every woman who wants and desires to be dominant is a sadist, period.
>>34138941you would be in this scenario. tragic stuff with your mom, i hope she gets through that as well as is possible. suppose i'd have to come up with a snake oil-adjacent research regimen to administer to you to prevent it, make sure your liver is nice, useful, and juicy for whoever needs some of it. in exchange, i claim 5% of your liver (we can brand it on a day of your choosing). i'll even throw in a free dinner, just for you.
>>34138955Hottie tottie
Femanons, do you have a potty mouth irl?
>>34138953that, but really everything. if a tree falls in a forest and only a normie is around to hear it, does it make a sound? not for the normie, anyway. not until they talk about it.
>>34138950>histrionicLiterally the oppositeUnless I'm feeling bratty and am just trying to cause chaos.I LIKE being the person that accidentally scares people by existing quietly around corners. I don't mind talking to people but there's a difference between someone trying to have a conversation with you and people filling the void with anything and everything they can think of because they think silence is awkward and don't like being alone with their thoughts.
>>34138946Small talk can be anything from a hello/goodbye in a couple of seconds to waiting in line for 30 minutes and you have nothing to do.I'm not saying it's always interesting, but proving that you're not a retard by playing that game makes people feel more relaxed around you since they now know more about you in some way even if it's a simple greeting. I remember living in the ghetto and the people you feared the most are ones who don't care to interact with you or the ones who were confrontational. Small talkers are the safer bet to interact with.
>>34138954>I said the men who are into that stuff>it’s okay to destroy and abuse men if they want itLet’s switch those genders, shall we
>>34138966>Literally the opposite>Unless I'm feeling bratty and am just trying to cause chaos.So, very histrionic. Gotcha
>>34138958>It's hugeHot. Great, now I'm horny and wanna jerk off, thanks femanon
Men with women friends . How often do they hang out with you privately?
>>34138967but proving that you're not a retard by playing that game makes people feel more relaxed around you since they now know more about you in some way even if it's a simple greeting.Maybe it's the autism but that's what smiling is for. Why do I have to talk if I have nothing interesting or pertinent to say?
>>34138949i prefer creative, too creative to live. at least i'll go down sinking in my own ship, absolutely worth it. you people trust the system too much.
>>34138969Yes, it literally is. If you're a man into degenerate submissive garbage you are barely human and are a vile animal>muh lets switch those genders!!!I don't give a fuck about women or how they feel. You're proving nothing with this effeminate rhetorical whining.
>>34138973I swear, ffs,”female” is an adjective or a noun. “Woman” is only a noun.
>>34138973Pretty often. But I'm also a little bit whorish and pushy, so I have many friends I often hang out or play games with, and it just so happens that some of them are girls and some of those girls have boyfriends.
>>34138978Ok, so if a woman wants to be abused, it’s okay to break her fucking jaw.
>>34138970That only happens here lol. This is my "feeling like making a mess" playspace. None of you are real.I'm not saying I'm "better" than these people I just genuinely do not understand what is wrong with hanging out in silence if you don't have anything to say so long as your body language isn't threatening.
>>34138981Do you hookup with these women or do they just treaty you like a heterosexual “gay best friend”?
>>34138983>just adding in new shit because i made fun of your faggot ass fetishI dont know what you're trying to accomplish and I don't care.
any suggestions for irl women bait? i have the cage with the stick and trap door already set, and i'm good at handling them, i just need to know what to put in there.
>>34138947Idk I definitely need to use the internet less. Maybe I need to move out? But I think that would make me freak out even more
>>34138985I have no such intentions. I just want to hang out with someone and don’t really care who they are. But if they want to have sex with me, I’m not refusing, I don’t have types or preferences anyway, I enjoy diversity.
Blew off my friends today because I look like shit
>>34138991in my experience (context: my family is not fun to be around), moving out improved every single aspect of life, didn't solve my problems but it did at least bring me peace day to day, which is the right place to be to solve problems
>>34138986Well, you said that any guy who wants to be submissive deserves anything that comes with that. Even including him being beat to shit. So i’m sure you would be okay if that was reversed, right?
>>34138990Why are you putting bait IN it if there's a trap door? Get your shit together man.
>>34138994have you considered paper bagmaxxing?
>>34138998look MAN they need to crawl into the cage (women are teensy so that should be fine), they hit the stick, the door shuts, rabid foid acquired
>>34138992Cool. Because to me, it seems like everyone I know only hangs outs “intimately” with their snow sex group, or a mixed group.I don’t know much men who have one on one or high majority female hangouts, and I don’t know much women have have one on one or high majority male hangouts, unless the girl and boy are super best friends.
>>34139005>Everyone I know only hangs out “intimately”with their same* sex group
>>34138997Yeah. And I said I dont care. You keep thinking you're making some point and I keep telling you I don't care. I dont know why you keep trying to turn this into some moral debate about fair treatment or some shit. Im just calling you a freak.
>>34138994Do they know that?>>34138991Maybe so, that's kinda what I suspected. You don't seem to feel great about living with family.Are any of your friends looking for roommates?
>>34138990Sanrio plushies
>>34139010ooh that's a good idea. cute stickers they can put on their laptops would probably be good, too. sanrio stickers?
Why do women hate their cute little pooch?
>>34139000I wish I could I was trying to figure out a way to only be in the dark or have zinc on my face>>34139009>Do they know that?No I don't know how to tell them that lol
>>34139008Ah ok, so to you it’s okay if a woman is beaten half to hell as long as she wanted to be submissive. Got it. Or…did you only mean it’s okay for a man to be beaten?
>>34139003It's hard to even get cats to do that I'm just saying I think you need a better system. Knock them out and place them in the cage, easier.
>>34139009I like living with my family, I highly prefer it to roommates. When I lived with roommates in the past I felt on edge the entire time because they were insane, and I can't afford to live alone, plus I'd be terrified of intruders
>>34139020>AH SO ITS OK IFholy shit you have autism, no wonder you have a braindead fetish.
>>34139021well i don't want to hurt them, i just like collecting them. i have a foid sanctuary, where they can have foid enrichment, they can run around, play The Sims, watch popular streamers, refuse to shower for weeks on end, etc
>>34139017>No I don't know how to tell them that lolHonestly, casually, points for humor."Sorry I missed it I was feeling too ugly to live" but don't dwell on it and make it weird you can immediately change the subject. Oh nta
I'm such a silly uke, ehe <3
>>34136376mNope
>>34139029Requesting Sims 2 specifically. There's not nearly as much to do in 1 and in 3 I feel like all the sims have same face and end up looking like a pudgy mexican guy and you have to spend too much time fixing that.Also aerial silks. Always wanted to try that.
>>34139028Well, you did say that a man deserves any abuse bc he wanted it, right? Then, why would that not comport that she wanted it too? She wanted to be submissive, so she deserved to be beaten…right?
>>34138963Very much so. It's a problem.>>34138971You're welcome.>>34139014Because it doesn't look flattering in most cases.
>>34139017>No I don't know how to tell them that lolThere's got to be at least one of them that you can just be honest with about this.It's not like you have to make a big stink about it or anything. They're your friends; I'd hope they would understand.>>34139026Gotcha.
Hey Darkest Dungeon anon, how is Lex the Crusader doing?
>>34139031I just said I;m not feeling well which is true>>34139041They know I'm not happy about it but I think they think Im crazy lol
>>34139037Seriously, why did they drop the ball so hard with 3 and even harder with 4?
>>34139014I don't think you're helping matters by calling it a cute little pooch, I'm sorry to say.
>>34139037that's good to know, i'll look into hiring a crew to make a little playground where they can aerialize. once they are deposited into the sanctuary they tend to make a den and never come out of it so i don't get much feedback. too shy, i guess. they don't like it when i get near the den because it's usually full of trash and garbage
>>34139043He got me killed, so you have to assume he killed your characters, too.
I exercised and all my bad thoughts went away
>>34139046>They know I'm not happy about it but I think they think Im crazy lolI doubt they think you're crazy if they want to hang out with you this often.I think you really should level with at least one of them about this. Explain that given how you look right now, being seen out in public makes you extremely anxious.Tell them that you don't enjoy making such an issue out of it and that being made to feel so anxious about it embarrasses you, making you more anxious.They're your friends; they love you. They'll understand.I hope you know for a fact that it won't always be this bad, right? Just because you haven't managed to treat it completely yet doesn't mean you never will.
>>34139055The fuck happened? What did I do?
>>34139059do you smoke or consume nicotine by some other way, by chance?
>>34139061I just want it to be over but it's only going to get worse before it gets better It's sjust a mess
I prefer random roommates to my parents. Not because they’re better, some of them were insufferable cunts I wanted to kill with my own hands. Like one tard who always fucking complained about everything, like the color of the lamp, dust on the top shelf… but never wanted to do anything himself. Like, take the damn broom and clean it, or stfu already, I’m not doing it for you, ffs.But still, living with my parents, I always felt like I was in a prison of self-consciousness.
>>34139062No, I mean the guy who plays the game got the character he named after me killed. So he probably just sucks at it and the guy he named after you must also be dead.
>>34139052:(Why not?
>>34139063I don't. I drink coffee only
just brushing my teeth, taking a shower, preparing food, on a daily basis is torture to me. the fact that women add on top of that their whole retarded make up routine is mind-boggling. you must all hate yourselves.
I'm not sitting here defending incels but why do women act like they don't choose guys that treat them like shit. People make fun of incels for crashing out saying that and to be fair it is funny, but also women do objectively not reward being nice and do reward being a dick. If anything they actively go out of their way NOT to reward being nice because then it feels fake to them. So there's actually just no incentive to be nice, or rather you get trained repeatedly not to because it only counts if the behavior isn't rewarded.Idk, I know this sounds confusing but typically in a society you reward the behavior that is most beneficial and that you want to be replicated. So if you're a girl and you give attention to guys that cheat on you and chase guys that have wives or girlfriends, and avoid having sex with men that are nice to you to get rewarded with sex (which I know sounds bad/insincere) but guys want to know how to get sex, and they're going to prioritize behavior that results in sex.
>>34139066Oh, my bad.
Funny women are insecure about things men actually like
>>34139064Sorry bud. How long do you have to deal with this, do you think?
>>34136196LadiesWhat does it mean if a girl (my crush) keeps teasing me and accusing me of being a misogynist or that I hate women or that I hate "older women" (just because I mentioned I don't think I would date someone older than me)?How am I supposed to respond?
>>34139068just in the morning or do you always have coffee around, function poorly without it?
>>34139070>I'm not sitting here defending incelsstopped reading right there
>>34139072I'll never believe guys aren't weirded out by queefing during sex.
>>34139077Just in the morning. I sip in the afternoon sometimes. Very rare for me to have two cups
Thats if I don't have any horrible side effects that ruin my life forever
>>34139076with appropriate tit-for-tat banter, anon. she may be flirting with you!
>>34139080I'm not weirded out by it, but I do find it funny.I've nearly killed the mood by stifling a laugh at them before...
>tfw I will soon forget >tfw no gf
>>34139080I'm gonna puke, thanks atogasister
All women are pedophiles and it's publicly acceptable
>>34139083this has been noted in your permanent record, thank you.
>>34139088how
>girl in a state over>2 and a half hour drive>wants to meet and go out and fuck>considering itJust always scary meeting someone online and driving that far from home. But she's hot. Worth it? Am I being retarded?
>>34139080not weird at all, just the body making soundsits just a fart, basically. less gross actually
>>34139092happy to help archive-chan
>>34139093I'm gonna have a gf soon
>>34139098how
>>34139094Maybe, 5 hours in total for pussy
>>34139085Hopefully you don't get any of those. You probably won't.>>34139081That's got to be tough. I'm sorry.Even in a few months it should have cleared up a little though, right?
>>34139090what the hell is this demonic shit?>>34139097<3 sometimes people will engage in activities when they're secretly depressed or have attention issues or the like, why i was curious
>>34139087Getting laughed at during sex is awful. I don't mind laughing WITH a guy, but it's different when it's at my expense.
>>34139094only worth it if you have a backup plan that would be more fun than she is
>>34139099I don't really know honestly. I met this girl in late November and I guess she likes me for some reason, because we've been on two dates this week and we have two more planned this weekend. And as long as I don't sperg out in a big way I think we're going to make things official in a week or so.
>>34139103I have no clueIt could work, it could not
>>34139104Currently trending manga in Japan with an anime adaptation
>>34139080I don't think I've ever noticed it.
>>34139108howd you meet her
>>34139094undignified going that far out of your way just to have sex desu. have some self-respect.
>>34139094Seconding the suggestion of a backup plan.
>>34139059MoodWhenever I want to kms I just walk 12 miles. Doesn't fix anything but until the next morning I usually don't care as much.
>>34139109Hope it does.Do your friends know the particulars of your treatment? I would think they'll understand your anxieties in the meantime wrt it.If you can take anything away from this, you should stop assuming that your friends think you're crazy, please.
>>34139069Jokes on you I do none of those things dailyIronically the women who do those things are the ones who DON'T hate themselves.
>>34139080They're a little preoccupied with the whole "having sex" thing. Usually I'm the one who laughs, he didn't even notice.
>>34139069I actually have learned to find stuff like doing my hair and makeup, menial housework, etc to be relaxing.
am i the only one who looks forward to showering at the end of the day?
>>34139119I might end up making a big deal out of it when I shouldn't.
>>34139106She laughed with me, but it did kinda take her out of it for a second.I mean come on farts are funny.
>>34139118idk, if they didn't hate themselves they wouldn't feel such a need to pretend to be something they aren't.
>>34139072Yeah you guys just love saggy titties and huge noses>pretend to be something they aren'tMost of the stuff you mentioned is basic self care? The only thing you could be referencing is the makeup?It's 2025 we wear makeup for fun not because we're afraid of people seeing what our eyes actually look like.
>>34139121maybe, i prefer to shower when i wake up in the morning (after exercising, of course) as it helps get my day going
>>34139124Yeah that's definitely the problem. If you shit yourself I can understand being embarrassed but a queef is equivalent to a sneeze or something. It's nothing.
>>34139120but once you're relaxed, what do you want to do? just keep on doing housework?
>>34139125But I have to be clear it's not a fart when it happens.
>>34139132>saggy tittiesI actually do even though you'll literally never believe me>huge nosesThey don't bother me and usually look good. Rhinoplasty kinda weirds me out too
>>34139138Have sex and watch tv, mostly.
>>34139121I usually shower in the morning these days, but when I worked landscaping and construction, yeah I was usually really looking forward to a nice shower afterwards.
I miss the horny mind of my 14yo self. I'm still horny, but when I was younger, I wanted to fuck literally every woman around me or be fucked by every man around me, and I had deep, detailed fantasies and dreams about it. Well, I still do, just not to that extent. Same?
>>34139139You do? Seems pretty clear to me where the fart's coming from, considering it's in rhythm with my thrusts.Bunch of short rhythm farts as opposed to a big old fart.
>>34139121I'm not that organized I only know I'm for sure going to shower right then if I'm already taking my clothes off
>>34139121Showerniggers are inferior dry ass bros.You only shower if you're crunched for time. Over 10 minutes and you are wasting more water than bathing would require. Plus bathing gets you cleaner because it covers your body in the water to soak off the dead skin. Running water over it breifly doesn't catch all dead skin.
>>34139121i hate the whole tedious process. i hate being wet, i hate all the steps, i hate drying off. so much of life is doing unpleasant things just in order to prepare for doing other unpleasant things.
>>34139147God noHaving 15 year old me's sexual urges sounds like a nightmare in my 30s
>>34139150>Plus bathing gets you cleaner because it covers your body in the water to soak off the dead skin.>Running water over it breifly doesn't catch all dead skin.???
>>34139117Yea they know
What kind of sex would "blow her mind"?
>>34139154Over exfoliating or using abrasive instruments can harden the surface of your skin making it dryer. Your hands are enough.
Which country has the highest rate of innie pussies?
>>34139148I just want to make 100% sure my bf knows it when it happens.
>>34139150You're lucky you have a tub you bourgeois cunt (mostly kidding)You still have to shower after a bath though. To rinse off all the soap and dead skin in the water.
>>34139156That's good. I bet you can just tell them what you're feeling anxious about the next time this happens.Feel any better?
>>34139161>Your hands are enoughEvery single shower if I use my hands and I rub myself little gray balls of skin come off. Like a lot of them. I'm using the scrubby.
>>34139132>2025
>>34139164Takes two seconds to cold rinse to close pores after opening them with hot water.
>>34139164>>34139150there's no way the body requires this much attention or care. maybe you find it pleasurable, but it absolutely is not essential.
>>34139168Yeah because you should be soaking more and not just showering.
I don't feel that I can trust BlueValkyrie to tell me how to bathe effectively.
>>34139172she's literally an obese pig, she needs all that time to get the water in her fat creases
nothing bad will happen to you if you don't shower. nature doesn't need you to correct her errors.
If I never wash under my foreskin will the dick cheese eventually form a pearl that I can give to my future wife?
Forget Southern Chivalry; I should just embrace being a perv.
>>34139182I consider smelling overwhelmingly like balls to be a little bad when I'm in polite company
the best and most interesting men to have ever lived were all virgins
>>34139184Where do you think conflict-free diamonds come from?
>>34139189Ben Franklin, Tolstoy, Feynman, and Ed Teller were definitely not virgins.
>>34139194what a dismal list, good grief
>>34139178>>34139180Don't be mean.
Do you want to fight?Do you want to live?Or do you want to win?Which is it?
>>34139200MOption B pls.
>>34139194I don't see you founding the greatest nation of all time, writing masterpieces, or winning Nobel Prizes
tolstoy wished he was a virgin.
>>34139199She deserves 100% of the things said about her. You must be new.
>state gender>based or cringe?
>>34139206Tolstoy's work would not have been nearly as interesting had he not been in the trenches around Sevastopol and banged hoes.
>>34139209>ben 10 and the lantern rings too ontop of the gauntletCringe overkill
>crashed into my friends sister party alongside another 10 friends>got a new haircut by her friends>shitload of drunklifes good
>>34139209MSo cringe it's based
>>34139209I have to respect commiting to the bit this hard.
>>34139209MHe got me to smile when he got to the Bionicle masks but he loses at least one point for not erm calling them kanohi
Men, why are Nords so based?
>>34139209God damn, bro just look at that fucking monstrosity, it's awesome reminds me of that ugly ass eye rape of a sword people used to post all the time for it's poor design and obviously made in chunniland like description
holy matrimony with atoga womenthoughts?
>atoga>women
>>34139233Very desirable, probably unattainable
>>34139233Terrible idea. At best they are for sexual release and nothing else.
just had a talk with a friend of mine. he said that I should never chnage my style.he said lots of people look at me think I’m cute/chill.he said i shouldn’t ne pressured to change.i don’t know what to think of this. like, that’s good I guess. but cute/cill doesn’t get women. maybe I’m just with my mind in the wrong place and that’s a good thing.
>>34139243Yeah, you should lean into your aesthetic and not be embarassed to be urself AND ALSO TALK TO WOMEN.
>>34139248yeha lolguess being scared of talking to people comes if as rude.shit, I could talk to a woman.she’s human too lol
>gf wants to peg me>say no>she starts getting offended and calls me gay or closeted the next daywtf is this
>>34139250sex is so degrading. glad i'm not having any of it.
its been 1900 postspick two posters for a marriage and we are all invited next thread
>>34139253me and you
>>34139250Dump her wtf D:<
>>34139243There's a whole lot of messaging telling men, especially young men that they aren't good enough. Discard any such ideas you have been exposed to and banish them from your life.>>34139249People shit on dating apps, but they might actually be helpful for you. Just go on a few dates with chicks. They don't have to be hot. You don't have to have sex with them. Just get yourself some positive experiences to build on.
>>34139254aw darling thats sweet but ill be doing the rite
>>34139250Wishful thinking on her part. That's weird tho. If men don't want to be pegged then they don't have to.
>>34139112Hinge. I wouldn't even bother with other apps.
>>34139253I ship elder catposter and exhibanon
Had a good day today, hope you did too anons.
>>34139263i didn't meet any guys on hinge
rape men
>>34139270Men are built for raping.
>>34139264We've got catgirls in here? Where?!
Small children have a tendency to stare at me, like super strong. I will in turn make silly faces at them. Is this acceptable behavior or is this something I should not be doing?
guys, I'm a guyI fucked a chubster the other day, she's not ugly but she isn't a flat stomach perky breasted bubble butt model like my ex. Can I just fuck her one more time? I don't want to fuck myself up with this.
>>34139264>>34139273HAHA amazingwhere is shewe need both to agree
>>34139270Me next thank you.
>>34138918>>34139273Now kiss
>>34139270>>34139272Women are never beating the "women love rape" allegations.
why is music so good, it sounds better than reality
>>34139263>6 photos>SIXif you have six current photos you are compromised
Have any anons tried Duet? Its a new dating app.
>>34139274it's not unacceptable. what are they going to do about it?
Went on a date with a girl who's exes are all narcissists and one potentially raped her.Should I not fuck her again?
>>34139274>I will in turn make silly faces at themI hope that's >him.
>>34139273Yiff in hell, furfag
no one else wants to nominate two posters?like>>34139270>>34139279
>>34139291No. That's normal of men.
>>34139288A. It sounds like I gotta pay for it so fuck no. B. No because I'm too fat to take new photos ATM ask me for whatever app is out this fall give or take, maybe give more than take.
>>34139274supposedly babies and children and old people stare at attractive people. If their parent catches you making a funny face they won't be alarmed.
>>34139295How dare you. I'm no mere furfag. I'm a MONSTERfag.
>>34139256hell yeah brotheri’m kenoughdon’t need no twitter/tiktok/instagram post telling me that because of this or that i can’t be happy or make someone else happy.boo hoo i don’t follow these lookmaxxing shittactics or i don’t impose my masc power enough or i’m not tall enoughi’m enough and that’s enoughthat doesn’t mean i can’t improve and my trueself is full of worth
>>34139296it's not rape if he wants it
>>34139292I am him but I am not >him>>34139290I dunno, thats why I'm asking>>34139299We are SO back!
>>34139301Oh you're a monster fag alright lol
>>34138888>infp>with ppHow is this possible
>>34138888>lyristIs this a typo and they meant lyricist as in he's good with words or are they calling him a lyrist and saying he should be playing a lyre?>>34139308I had a big laugh, good job anon
>>34139304While true, come on now man, please?--I mean no, please don't, no my cock is only meant for my future wife, no... haha no you're so cute when you rape, don't do it ahhh.
>>34139270This happened to me.
>tfw my brother may just knocked someone up>he just got out of prison a month ago, works a part time job where he barely makes any money>lives in a small, shitty house>doesn't even have a car>I haven't even had sex for 2 years>even before then, I wasn't getting laid regularly Why am I such a fucking loser
>>34139311*shoots you in the dick* shut up
>>34138889ntaThis is fucked up because I am both an INFP and a cancer
>>34138892>NF gang master race???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAwIZ7ZyXM
>>34139316>another boy cancer infpWtf where are you coming from?Why are you here?
i took a big pause from drinking (6 months) simce july and began again in december.I’ve been drinking way mire and still haven’t been in a hangover.Have I become an X-men and now I’m immune to hangovers?
>>34139315*Bounces bullet off dick and it ricochets into your stomach* Too bad I've got cock of steel. Didn't expect that did you?
>>34139321why'd you stop drinking? why'd you start again?
>>34139321Are you even pausing enough to have a hangover?
>>34138901Sorry anon, not to be mean but you are a little stupid
>>34139313I don't know but do you have more pictures you can share. >No carwhats his secret, I'm positive I can be one of these no car side niggas but I need just a little guidance
>>34139313Have you been to prison? Do you have a full time job? a car? a place?If you answered No, Yes, Yes, and Yes then you are not a loser and you will be attuned to much better quality women, even if they take 2 years to get to you.
>>34139320Another?Is OP also a cancer?>Where are you coming frommy mum>Why are you hereShits and giggles
>>34139329earlier this year I had 2 gfs, lived in a hostel, even at one of the gf's parents house at one point.It's easy, just bee yourself
>>34139329He's not that much more attractive than me, but he does have more muscle>>34139331>Have you been to prison? Do you have a full time job? a car? a place?No, No, Yes, Yes>>34139334Are you tall? Were the gfs cute?
How do I get a boyfriend
>>34139336You should consider changing that to "Yes, yes, No, no
>>34139284Three of them were not even of me lol.One was a picture I took while kayaking through downtown Austin, another was from Arches national park, and a third was just a really cool rainbow I saw at my grandparents' house a few years ago.Also one of the photos of me was from a long time ago.>>34139266Were you trying? Most guys on dating apps will match with almost any woman as long as she's not morbidly obese or a huge cunt.
>>34139322WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>34139334>just bee yourselfI guess thats the magic.I just gotta turn down my internal filter.
>>34139324Accutane.I began drinking again because shits too fun with friends.>>34139325nah, on NYE I traveled with some friends and we drank like demons.5 shots of absinthe, some weird vodka infused with weed, gin and redbull everyday. nonstop drinking for 5 days.maybe i’m just making a debt with the devil and i’ll pay soon enough
>>34139340Shh I know you're in shock right now, but let's not discuss that right now, let's talk about our futures. Mostly yours in the hospital.
>>34139337zero in on a guy who's single and start smiling at him a lot.
>>34139337Go outside.Date me.Install tinder and filter until you find someone or any number of apps.Get a hobby or club.Enlist.Go to a glory hole and put up fliers like Chris Chan.There are a million ways really.
>>34139338I should also mention that I have no idea how attractive she may have been and tbf, she's probably a low quality woman too. But still. Genuinely how the fuck do people get laid that easily. Even when I was working full-time or part-time regularly, I never managed to actually hook up with any of my coworkers.
>>34139344how am i supposed to rape men now...
>>34139343what's accutane?
>>34139343Hey lol I'm starting accutane and freaking out about it
if a man told you that his biggest dream was for you grow into a 50ft giantess that would love him, what would you think?
>>34139348It's ok bby.Although you're injured now I'll help you rape them, it's community service technically, and it helps me write off my taxes.
>>34139322I can very nearly picture the intended choreography
>>34139350accutane anon!it’ll work out well.it’s kinda a merve qrecking medication but it’s manageble.
>>34139351I would think steven universe had an immeasurable impact on his childhoodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPuR95X0t3k
>>34139356Did you lose hair on your course
>>34139343>maybe i’m just making a debt with the devil and i’ll pay soon enough
sexo?
>>34139351I would demand vocalist lessons so I can screech like godzilla.
>>34139359a little bit ues, but not much though.is your hair falling out?
>>34139303I'm going to add a few other things. If you're already reasonably attractive, take care of your appearance, lift and do cardio, are well mannered, and decently charismatic, you've basically exhausted the advice people will be willing to give you. There is, however, a critically important thing no one ever says out loud. Men are expected to pursue until they get told no. You're supposed to take what you want. Trust that if they are uncomfortable, they'll tell you. It makes it much easier to trust yourself when you make moves and push forward.
>>34139337come here girlive always thought cooking together would be afun date idea. like a complex dish. yeah?
>>34139337Hey baby
>>34139367Yes and I havent een started. im so fucked
>>34139255i dont wanna i still love her i think shes just hurt and maybe embarrassed
How do I get a boyfriend when several men have called me ugly to my face
>>34139250>>34139373Tell her you'll consider it but you need to take it slow and offer to give her head while she wears the strap
>>34139372it’s normal. but is the shedding too much for your liking?my hair returned to normal after the treatment if that make hopeful.
>>34139375Brown paper bag
>>34139376no im firmly against doing it and have no interest in doing so
>>34139366imagine you peeking through your man’d window with your big eye in the morning.kinda hot.
>>34139175Even if I soak I have to scratch it off I'm really not getting this, my skin requires at least a washcloth. I soap myself with my hands and then scrub. I took baths as a kid and I have literally always had this skin thing I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.
>>34139351That he hasn't considered how impractical and probably lethal for him that situation would be.
>>34139337nigwad
>>34139377I have low iron and vit d and I don't think my supplements will help hold my folicles togehter I'm also worried it will make my rosacea a million times worse
>>34139337I think you just want (You)s, not a boyfriend
>>34139337Go outside and meet men regularly
>>34139375why the fuck would you want a bf? are you crazy?
>>34139380Would you date a girl like that
>>34139381You're gf might be right then
>>34139403Date romantically? Naw. I would use your body though.
>>34139400(You)s are so much better than a bf in every possible way.
>>34139402To love him
>>34139375Tell us the stories of when men called you ugly to your face and we can give you proper advice
4chan bf when
>>34139337>>34139369u dont even reply to my effortpost. thats why you dont have a bf
>>34139409Kinda seems like that’s how women itt feel yeah
>>34139375>several men have called me ugly to my faceDid you reject them right before they said this
>>34139420Thats how women everywhere feel because it's true.
>>34139420NtaHe™ doesn't want me so yes I want my consolation (you)s
>>34139407>im gay for not wanting to get fucked in the ass and put my penis in a chastity cageif you say so weird ass nigga
>>34139416thats because it's moid hands trying to prove a point about how women can't be lonely
>>34139415Extinct or maybe even a cryptid
>>34139424>I speak for all womenlol loser
Question for women, what are the determining factors for leaving a guy to talk to himself in your DM's?
>>34139415*preparing to run away so I can un-stalk >him*
>>34139433*all sane women
>>34139428Tell us about Him
>>34139434If you're in my DMs you can talk to yourself by default. Nobody is worth talking to.
>>34139430huh? you are deranged
How would you help someone get a gf or friends if they’re 25 years old and have never made a gf or friend since the beginning of high school
>>34139438Loser lmao
>>34139434Did she read them and ignore you or are you a triple texter.>>34139441No you guys are just going to be mean
>>34139444
>>34139447I at least won’t be mean, but you might be right about the other guys
>>34136196Normies ITT (that's most of /ATOGA/ right?), I'd appreciate your assistance:If a girl reposts pic rel on her Instagram story, what does she mean by this? What message is she trying to send and to who? Link to the original Instagram post: https://www.instagram.com/p/DTAT6R_km9J/?igsh=dW1uMnN3eng4bjl5Also please state gender and any relevant info like relationship experience when replying. I wanna see how different men and women interpret this
>>34139444Put them in the tard ward where they belong, there's plenty of other mongrels up to their speed to spend time with in there.
>>34136200This
>>34139449Already have one, and I graduated from university already
>>34139444Get a big furry hat like the guy from Jamiroquai
>>34139451Dont look too deep into it. Talk to the bitch and stop being a bitch.
Men, what is your lamest hobby?
>>34139449AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-ACK
>>34139444Start playing rugby. Start going to music show and talk to people. Get drunk in bars and talk to people. Invite your coworkers out. Download an app of your choice. Take up hobby like art and look around on Google, Instagram, [spoiler]plebbit[\dontworkhere]. Pick a language you want to learn and join a conversation circle.
>>34139461Video games, probably. Either that or building plastic robot model kits.
>>34139461Probably the assortment of (trading) card games I play.
>>34139451You are mentally disabled, please never reproduce
>>34139461bideo games.
>>34139461Reading old comic books.
>>34136222MMe starting an online associates degree program. My long term goal is to finish getting a bachelor's degree. I'm in a much better head space than I was recently so I'll be wayore equipped to do pic rel (being deployed kinda sorta also helps too)
>>34139467>building plastic robot model kits.Its definitely this one but just cause its lame doesn't also mean its fucking sick as fuck
>>34139472Zogbot itt?
>>34139451M, I'm married, seems like cringe normie young woman nonsense. Maybe there's a guy who she's into who likes her posts but can't know just from that who it is. The other anon is right, just talk to her >>34139461I like occasionally watching YouTube videos on religion or reviews of military rations. I'm also very interested in local politics and I can ramble about it nonstop
>>34139451F. I have an Instagram but post to it maybe twice a year if that. And I'm over 30. Relationship experience isn't relevant here.>What does she meanA guy liked her story. She would like to fuck him but he won't or does not want to make a move. >And to whoWho the fuck knows
>>34136222MHonestly, don't know. Making progress towards my degree would objectively be the best but I'm too fucked in the head to go to school full time and just get it over with. Otherwise, work on my creative pursuits and hopefully get laid (but I'm not crossing my fingers).>>34139461See >>34139471I love Silver and Bronze Age Marvel/DC.
>>341394614chan
>>34139474Thanks. Wish I could hear it from a grillThe slight overlap in supplies between girls really into doing their nails and guys who like to build little plastic robots is pretty funny to me
>>34136222Start college, play music live for once, and meet some friends/a girlfriend. A whole nother chore list of bs but those are the ones that really matter.
>>34139485NtaOh holy shit. Need me a model train bf so I can borrow his static grass applicator to create abominations.
>>34136222M, buy real estate (preferably a small apartment building), maybe lose a bit of weight and exercise more
>>34139484>The slight overlap in supplies between girls really into doing their nails and guys who like to build little plastic robots ??????/
>>34139489you can just get your own dumb hole
>>34139494You just don't get it.
>>34139492Anon thinks it's the same because it's doing intricate small scale stuff but it's not even similar.
>>34139478>I'm also very interested in local politics and I can ramble about it nonstopt. guy who will get life in prison for shooting an alderman
M here. How do I know if I give off creepy vibes?
>>34139495no I get it, you want to larp as not like other girls for knowing what that is so anon will tell you to please marry him
>>34139485>girls really into doing their nailsGet yourself a PoC gf, preferably latina. Lots of them wanna open their own salon>>34139497I guess I kinda see it
>>34139492Acetone, glass files, very specific grades of sandpaper, some of the good stuff that makes plastic look like weathered metal is packaged the exact same way makeup is, UV-sensitive stuff, etc.
>>34139498if you have to ask...
>>34139498>>34139505You're probably fine.
>>34139502Piece of Crap?
>>34139489I read a really funny thread from a disgruntled model train autist on this board a couple months ago where he was complaining about boomers keeping the hobby unreasonably expensive lol
>>34139501I want to have a boyfriend with a creative hobby it's not about the specific tool/supply it's the concept of having a boyfriend who wants to and is able to share/swap creative supplies with me. If it was just about the grass applicator I'd fucking have one you dingus.
>>34139497Hey I actually happen to like my city council person, she's the best one in the city. Met her a few times too but pretty much everyone else on the council is either corrupt or retarded and have no business representing anyone or anything
>>34139510You get it. I don’t think I could be with a woman who didn’t have some sort of crafty hobby or anotherThe idea of sitting alongside each other and crafting well into old age sounds like the shit to me
>>34139461shitpostingAt least I get neurons activated when I watch anime or read comics/manga
I want a boyfriend I can rot in bed watching anime with
>>34139510why don't you give anon your contact info so you can suck his dick in private?
>>34139515Why not have unrelenting sex marathons instead?
>>34139516You are quite mad.
>>34139515i want this gf but i think that would be unhealthy for us
>>34139515Let me guess: you're also a homebody hermit that won't talk to guys?
>>34139474tfw really wish Star Trek models were way higher quality like Gundam onesWhy are the latter so much more fun to put together
I just want a girl that'll let me worship her. But Ik that's not gonna happen.
>>34139515need a gf to watch obscure anime while fondling her boobs and she fondles my developed pecks or sheepish hair (or my dick if she prefers that)
>>34139502>Get yourself a PoC gf, preferably latina. Lots of them wanna open their own salonI’m most attracted to white and East Asian women, shockerNot to say that I find everybody else unattractive, but I have other preferences
>>34139526Cause the japanese care about their craft
Getting married is literally legally submitting to a moid and giving up your agency and freedom.Wife = Loser, pushover, bangmaid, propertyNothing can ever change that
>>34139527cus that effeminate (but we all do it after some girl takes the bait ) its how life goes anon. actions speak loudrethan words
>>34139526They design them to be fun to put together which is just great
As you know, the id wasn't meant to be starved...
I want a gf whose favorite hobby is sex.
>>34139516????Are you mad because you're not creative? >>34139509T b h I just like watching people craft landscapes for the trains I don't really give a shit about the trains themselves. He's right though.>>34139513I always end up with musicians which I am a fan of but I think it would be fun to do like a Chopped® Craft event with someone. Like you have your basic and normal tools and supplies like a knife and a glue gun but your basket contains a can of expanding spray foam, a bucket full of sequins/googly eyes/buttons n shit, a bunch of bbq skewers, and puffy glitter paint. Or something.
>>34139529NtaNow I'm sad
>>34139542Sure and then you will dick me for 3 minites and then fall asleep. Great sex
>>34139522hermit maybe, I get antsy if I stay indoors all day though. I can talk to guys I just don't care about the ones I meet irl
>>34139542I knew a man who was addicted to sex with his neighbor. They were the only two people in their early 30s living in my lakefront condo complex in a small town in Florida, so obviously they were fucking. I didn't live there long enough to find out if they got married or made babby, but I didn't think they were a good personality fit aside from the building-rocking sex I heard from them almost every other night.
Let's all get in a big naked pile and fuck!
>>34139534Having a bf, getting married, being pregnant or having kids is the most cringe and embarrassing thing you can possibly do.
>>34138638M>edging her relentlessly and denying/ruining her orgasms>no idea im not very submissive
>>34139546nta>I can talk to guys I just don't care about the ones I meet irlSame deal with me and women at the moment, and unfortunately I’ve ended up finding the ones here most interesting for the time being
>>34139554THISSSSS
>>34139554Being a bitter loser and a genetic failure is worse
>>34139543>Chopped® Craft lol I’d do itSounds like it would be a real fun thing to do with kids too
>>34139562stop being fat
>>34139564Get therapy.
>>34139565get a gym membership
If I don’t get a woman pregnant before 2030 I’m going to fire myself out of a cannon into the ocean
>>34139543No one is ever garunteed tomorrow. That is probably why humans get so emotional when something they hold very dear is ripped from their grasp. Using your life to create things and share experiences that truely breed happiness, is the true meaning of having heart.
>>34139567Save yourself the troubles and do it immediately
>>34139571Why you hating
>>34139566Not everyone is a fuckup failure like you
>>34139572>>34139573>hoes mad af
wheres catposter?
>>34139563Dang this is actually a good idea you can never keep middle schoolers engaged in art class unless they actually care about art but I feel like this might help. I'm friends with my high school art teacher on Facebook lol and I kind of want to pitch this to her.
>>34139577It got boring so I dropped the larp
>>34139580Show us your tits again.
>>34139577Getting fucked.
>>34139579>retard thinks a teacher needs his negative IQ ideas because he has zero concept about school budgets
>>34139580we wanted you to marry exhibanon. everything is set. decorations, dress, priest. wedding is next thread
>>34139580Have you tried reading manga before class to get guys to talk to you?Actually made me two friends, but I'm a guy.
>>34138638M, choking, neck biting, hair pulling, anal, spanking, leash, etc, but only if she's enjoying the above otherwise it's no fun. I don't really have any submissive kinks, does sucking on tits count?
>>34139581Clearly just admitted to being a guy.
>>34139581I don't have any
>>34139587I'm not gay like you>>34139586Ironic because he's another one of my larps
>>34139572Join the circus immediately anon don't wait for love to start achieving your goals
>>34138638MLeading a woman on a leashBeing spanked and forced to worship a woman
>>34139580They never learn.
>>34139592oh I thought you were the other catposter my b
>>34139598They are both my creations
There is this new tit monster on my gym. I should use my autistic rizz on her
Men should wear eyeliner
>>34139585I'm sorry do YOU know her? She would like this. Also she's been complaining to me about having to buy supplies for classes with her own money since I was there as a student, I'm aware. This idea is actually a great way to use shit like sticks from outside or 30 year old construction paper from the back of the closet it's perfect.
>>34139599>>34139592liar garbage
>>34139593Anywhere I exist is a circus, I’m beginning to realize. I’m certainly a clown
>>34139599Are you sufemacist too, or is that entj?
>>34139600Can you draw these tits for speculation?
who would be a good fit for sufemacist?
>>34139601You will never be happy with what you have. I pity you and the sad life you will lead.
Real shit though, most if not all namefags including myself are just larping retards.
>>34139605I am sorry you feel that way about yourself but god damn if that isn't a mood...
>>34139609Obviously a professional James Madison impersonator. Nothing less would suffice
any single femanons here with a healthy liver? i have a proposition for you.
>>34139603>>34139604>hoes mad af again
>>34139612It ain’t all bad. I like to make people laugh
Are you allowed to hit on girls at the gym?
>>34139606Thats not me, that's the nigger, yes
>>34139617Maybe if you're good looking
>>34139611duhh. the internet isn't real.
>>34139617yeah
>>34139605hi i am the #1 clown fucker in southwest america. instagram NOW. we'll turn that circus into a surplus, of good times and fond memories. don't wait, don't delay, what do you say?
>>34139617Unironically no cuz most gyms would kick you out for harassment at this point, not worth the risk nowadays.
I wish we all had plumbobs like sims except instead of being a health indicator you could change the color to let others know whether or not you want people to approach you in public.
>>34139617Indirectly. You are allowed to befriend people at the gym and then take the hint if they want you to ask them out
>>34139622Nah that ain’t hannanan
>>34139447>youI'm asking objectively, I don't talk to myself in a girls DM's, after two instances of no response I'll never send her anything ever again
>>34139622honk honk
>>34139626Have you ever heard of this thing called body language
>>34139626autism moment
foid complaints: omg I need people to leave me alone but I can't assert myself in a way to make that happen!moid complaints: egg price too high, society is over
>>34139619>>34139621>>34139627Darn, I just pump my iron, jam to tunes, and leave.
>>34139637not funny or original, 2/10
Mediterranean and Latino men are better than white men
>>34139628too bad, what a day, this sad clown slipped away while my circus continues to stay gray, how gay
>>34139640Shut your diarrhea mouth up darnel.
>>34139637My complaints: (You)
>>34139637>moid complaints: egg price too high, society is overis this meant to be like a metaphor or something
>>34139632Uh huh, seems like a lot of people find it confusing. Color coded floating lights would be a lot quicker/easier to read.>>34139636Yes. Come on you see how it would simplify things and keep people from talking to me while I run errands right?
>>34139637>egg price too high>he doesn't go to AldiIt's over for you you mean
>>34139638you should be hitting on the tit monsters
>>34139631no honks today i'm afraid, my target decided to stay away, certainly their loss i must say, but i never wanted to fuck them anyway. c'est la vie.
>>34139632Nta but I never pay attention to body language. It never even crosses my mind.
<my race> men are better than <your race> men.
>>34139654shut up, nigger
>>34139654O:< what the fuck can you say that?
>all the women on atoga apparently are either taken or have bad liversgrim.
>>34139647>keep people from talking to meyour autism prevents you from realizing that everyone knows you don't want to be approached, but they don't give a shit about what you want if they want to approach youno signaling will change that because the problem isn't ignorance but arrogance
>>34139659No one is selling their organs, you fucking psycho.
>>34139659How much for a good one?
>>34139641Halloo hallay, don’t be that way. A clown is bound to come your way some less gray day.So please don’t frown, just bounce around. A ring’s a thing to prance about, not hardly suited for a pout.This clown’s just bound for other sites; a freelance clown with sleepless nights.
when is a new thread created?
>>34139666hopefully never
>>34139666Page 10
>>34139640Hey babe
>>34139669That post was made by an indian man you dumb nigher
>>34139662>realizing that everyone knows you don't want to be approached, but they don't give a shit about what you want if they want to approach youAt worst this is true of about half of all people. In reality it's probably closer to 20% The ones who don't give a shit whether you wanted to be talked to or not very clearly treat you differently than someone who was interested in you for whatever reason. It'll still reduce the amount I'm expected to interact with others in public. Are you just mad because you're part of that 20% and know that approaching someone with their red light on would look way worse than approaching a person who doesn't want to talk to you that doesn't have some kind of signal that can broadcast that to other people? You don't want people to be able to judge you for being shitty? Or?
>>34139669Heyyy>>34139671I'm not indian, cope
>>34139674your autims is even more terminal than previously assumed
Be real how often are you guys really getting trapped in unskippable cutscenes irlI go out just about every day and this only seems to happen to me very rarely
>>34139665hey, that's okay! as i heard my old ring leader say: >you can't win em every day. (honk). it's a philosophy i take to heart...but i try to win 'em anyway. it helps when you have fellow posters who like participate in the play...wouldn't you say?sleepless nights, that's too bad, this clown will send you energy (but just a tad!)
Me and my cousins are approaching 30 and none of us have lives we enjoy. All bachelors degrees, all employed, all at jobs we hate, and still barely making money.State age and sex. Are you guys actually living a life thats worthwhile? I don't know what to do anymore. I might just go insane and live in my car.
>>34139678You're just mad it would work. No more misinterpreting my acknowledgement of your presence as permission to speak to me. The assholes would still be assholes but I think it would be a real time saver for everyone.
>>34139676I'm Med, when we fucking?
>>34139682Early 30s FI actually did live in my car for 6 monthsNo it's terrible
>>34139682>appraching 30>degree>live with parents>do nothing and enjoy life>no prospects of a gfM
>>34139679I've been trapped in three this week at work.
>>34139683>not only autistic af, also brown IQ I though you autists were supposed to at least be smart lol
>>34139682>bachelors degrees, all employed, all at jobs we hate, and still barely making money.Same desu. Everyone I know is living like this.
>>34139696Explain to me how being able to see at a glance which women in a bar are even open to speaking to you would be slower and shittier for anyone.
>>34139682approaching 30, m>no degree>e-job making decent money if i do the work>all things that gave my life meaning, value, direction or structure collapsed end of last year all at once>surprise-return to living in my shitty parent's house>bitter and more cynical than i thought i could bebut hey at least i can shitpost on atoga about my bizarre research chemical hobbies and flirt with women pretending to be men pretending to be women, although the healthy liver routine hasn't been getting a lot of enthusiastic (You)s
>>34139682M, 24Life is honestly pretty good. It's just lonely
>>34139697What do we do about this? I can't even conceptualize what thriving feels like.
>>34139700I'm not a lesbian you dumb genetic failure
>>3413968230MOnly have an associate's. Working on bachelor'sTechnically employed but really in-between jobs. Was absolutely miserable at most of the jobs I worked at.Still live at home. I want freedom so bad. I haven't had sex in forever and I've never had good sex in my life.
>>34139682i'm 26 with a masters and i'm trying to get another job and my mom has been yelling at me every day over it. she also wasn't happy about my old job. it could be a lot worse though.
>>34139682M, 30It’s not half bad. I should have my BA in elementary ed finished next year.I may end up going for special ed instead since I’ve spent the last seven years caring for intellectually disabled adults but would like to be in a regular classroom for a while if I can. IdkI make peanuts rn but will be making more once I’m teaching.Own my house and my car, plan to move somewhere else and hopefully will meet a woman to settle down with sometime before I hit 35I could complain about a lot but would prefer not to for now
>>34139704It's a good question. I don't have any ideas either.
>>34139710>26 with a mastersI'm 25 and just started my 2nd associates. I want to get a masters eventually because being a student is genuinely the only thing that makes life feel worthwhile. Finishing at 26 feels weirdly brutal.
>>34139706And you're too dumb to sub in the gender you're interested in?You should want this, what is the disadvantage for you as a woman, explain.
>>34139720I already explained it to you, use your brain.
My cats are acting like small animals with walnut-sized brains
>>34139721>I explainedNo you didn't
>>34139722i'm sorry anon. the prognosis is grim. i see a lot of meows and warm cuddling for you in the future.
>>34139718Brutal in what way lolIm mid 30's considering a masters. Shit dude I fuck college girls all the time why not go back
>>34139722thats because they are?
>>34139722post cats
>>34139718>Finishing at 26 feels weirdly brutal.I've gotten over the whole age thing in terms of school idk. Some of my classmates were in their mid 30s, one of them has a kid too, while most of them were 23ish right out of undergrad. I know a doctor who started med school when he was 35 as well, so everyone's just going at their own pace ig. man i just really need a fucking job, i hope i get something from my recent apps.
Should I let the fat girl suck my dick again? How do I make sure she develops no feelings?
>>34139682MNo.
>>34139722Post them right now
>tfw I am only ever in lecture, studying, the lab, working out, or sleeping>those poor undergrads are deprived of opportunities to sit on my handsome face and be thrown around by meLame
Women I know this is cringe but deep down I just want a girl i can plop down next to on a couch or something and just be in physical contact for a little bit. been over a decade since i've had that. Whatever poor girl becomes my gf next will probably leave me for constantly draping myself on and around her.
>>34139737>How do I make sure she develops no feelings?lol anon, not even your own mother loves you.
>>34139741physicaltouchpilledgood luck
Attractive woman flirted with me again award
>>34139746I fail to see the issue
>>34139741If you can turn part of this into multi hour sex sessions, you have a solid blueprint for domesticating girls.
>>34139747When will it be more than flirting
>>34139745Luck is for the damned, I have a date with Destiny's ex-wife>>34139746Same thing actually happened to me a bit earlier, cute lady made a funny comment while we were in line, started playing with her hair. Women can be endearing at times.
>>34139737I tried like 2 fat girls only and I was too disgusted to stick my dick inside them. One of them wanted me to do it without a condom. Anyway, fat bitches only have feelings for food. You should be good.
>>34139746Fat women over 30 can't be called attractive anon.
>>34139756Good thing that wasn’t what happened
>>34139756Geez, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure someone would love to have you!
>>34139735>>34139739Old pic from 2024 and it might rotate because I’m phoneposting, but cats
>>34139762based
>>34139762aw, i want to bury my face in one and use em as a pillow
>>34139764>>34139765The one in the back is terrible and the source of all my misfortune in life, but his brother in front can do no wrong, a perfect angelThey’re both pretty good
>>34139770Maybe you just can't tell them apart and assume that whenever a cat does something bad it's the bad cat and when it does something good it's the good cat.
Would you date a dude who says please step on me to every woman who orders him around
>>34139762how do you tell them apart
>>34139771>>34139773Can you blind autism niggers not see that they have totally different face shapes?
>>34139774y-yes ma'am
>>34139774That's because of the phone camera lens, they probably look exactly the same in real life.
>>34139774Nta but I can't even see the shape of the cat in the backs face at all with my phone at this brightness.
>>34139774Lol
>>34139771>>34139773The evil one is slightly fatter, is loud as hell and never shuts upThe sweet one is skinnier, rarely pipes up and has a squeakier voiceThey also purr differently. The evil one’s motor is much louderThe evil one is also always the first one to follow me to bed (clingy dork)They suplex each other for fun>>34139780They don’t; they have fairly distinct faces and are different sizes>>34139782Yeah it’s a shitty photo lol sorry
>>34139786you just described my ideal relationship dynamic (i'm the evil one)
i dont wanna be a degenerate gooner anymore. i wanna befriend the crows in my area and learn their wisdom
Make a new thread you animals
>>34139792leave the crows alone, you would just molest them
>>34139792Be prepared to be up at 4 am if they know where to find you while you're sleeping.
>>34139789Even the suplexes?I dunno how I managed to get such a blatant yin and yang thing with these two guys but it’s fun
>>34139797no i wouldnti want to give them snacks and hang out with them if anything YOU should stay away from the crows
>>34139792Raw, shelled peanuts are the cheat codeThey’re not gonna want to be your bro until you feed them those for weeks full disclosure
>>34139792i used go to the local park with a crow call, got real friendly with a juvenile one who was daring. just a few weeks ago, i got a curious and brave bird to eat a bit of tiramasu off my finger. frankly insane how much more rewarding animals are than people, never thought i'd be one of those "prefer to be around animals than people" guy
>>34139762The CUTEST
>>34139800oh *especially* the suplexes. honestly, doubt i'll ever find a woman into this, but sparring turning into sex sounds like so much gosh darn fun. tfw no fun-sized gf to SUPLEX, preparing her for sex instantly
>>34139809>>34139809>>34139809*nate dogg voice* tha next episode
>>34139682M 32I'm trying to finish my PhD so I can't say yet. I enjoy the research but I feel like I've just been in college too long and am ready to enter "the real world." No gf or serious relationships ever. I fooled around with two girls so I'm probably not a wizard. I go on dates, they just result in friendships or ghosts. Some of the rejections are on my end though. >Are you guys actually living a life thats worthwhile?I think so, I have a lot of friends, a healthy social life, and I'm optimistic that I'll find a gf eventually since I'm at least in a position where I can meet new women. I'm more worried about graduating and getting a job and finding out my permanent student life has made me unwilling to do the 9-5. I'm the college student who comes in at 10/11am then goes to the gym and then back to the lab until late at night.
