Previously: >>34143208
>>34146593love small breasted women <3
member when people thought the world was gonna end in 2012
>>34146601I 'member
>>34146601I wish it had ended
>>34146601Member when namefags had to show tits?
Do men also ever start crying when they're trying to exercise?
>>34146611I cry when I need to cum
i love firm yet grabbable man tits
Total leafs victory
Does it really take 6+ months for men to grow a full beard??
>>34146614you're lying
>>34146619no give me the pecs
>>34146618Yes.
>>34146618Not a man but that makes sense.Not all of the hair on your head is growing at the same time so it makes sense the same thing happens on the face.
>>34146618maybe if you're low testI'm at the last pic in ~3 weeks
>>34146608You will be extremely disappointed in my flat, male chest anon
I have the cummy aches right now
Hello Men Say something to me
>>34146635what do I get in return?
Femanons, would you be interested in trying to convert a misogynistic fascist man into being a self-hating misandrist feminist?
>>34146635Loading Husband Simulator... "How was your day, darling?"
>>34146638No
>>34146635please put a leash on me and kick me in the ribs
Foids: Do you actually enjoy random men approaching you and hitting on you politely/respectfully?
>>34146629I don’t give a shit. If you want to namefag, show those disgusting, vomit-inducing tits.
>>34146635What are you wearing >:)
>>34146635Fag
>>34146635Please let me sniff your feet?
>>34146643No.But I'm autistic and any "surprise" human interaction is hell for me so I'm not sure my opinion is useful.
I want to jerk off but my cummies go everywhere and I make a mess >_<
Men, would you an actual, literal succubus?
>>34146638Hell No.>>34146643No.
Shy zoomer boys
>>34146635can I make out with your left armpit?
>>34146601Remember the movie 2012 (2009)?>>34146638Sounds like a waste of energy. And I think most misogynists are already self-hating.>>34146643I don't hate it, but I've never really enjoyed it either. There's little a total stranger can tell me beyond "hello, your body makes my dick hard". What am I supposed to do with that?
Calm and confident millennial men
>>34146655>>34146651>>34146659How the fuck are us men supposed to date you then?
>>34146601I wish we coulda nuked then.
>>34146656I'm not shy! I'm trying to overcome my shyness
Goood men >>34146637a hug>>34146640awfuulll>>34146645A sweatshirt and underwear
>>34146661Mmmm that barely millenial man drinking water
I don't wash inbetween my toes, is that a dealbreaker
>>34146669>a hugoh that's just what I need
>>34146663Personally I'd only consider men who participate in the same irl activities as me. There's a few cuties in the local theater scene I've got my eye on.
fuck old thread lmaogenderwho does this song make you think of, /atoga/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsmf_g9kho
>>34146663Me specifically? You aren't.>>34146659>There's little a total stranger can tell me beyond "hello, your body makes my dick hard". What am I supposed to do with that?Exactly!!! What am I supposed to do with that information other than be uncomfortable because you're making me aware of that fact in a Walmart.
>>34146669>A sweatshirt and underwearWhat kinds
>>34146654I mean, what version of succubus are we talking about here? One that kills you, or one that just has a lot of sex with you?
>>34146663>my fellow white man Lol
>>34146672No, you can still spoon
>>34146679One that drains your sexual energy, whatever that means
>>34146644You'll just have to use your imagination to fill in the gaps I suppose>>34146656:D>>34146659I remember. I thought the ebola outbreak of the early 2010s was the beginning of the end lol. I had a wild imagination as a kid>>34146661millennials r gai
>>34146686>millennials r gaiYou liked my taste in music yesterday, junior
Anybody remember the weird succubus thing in the dark tower series? I think it's in wastelands. Like it fucks Roland and then turns into a ghost stingray and impregnates susannah with his sperm and it creates an evil spider baby?Wow you can really tell King was on drugs for some of these
>>34146676The only thing worse is when guys flirt with you at work when you're just trying to do your job. God I'm so happy I never have to work a service job again.
My trust level with female posters on this forum is 2/10.
>>34146689I still haven't read those yet. They're on my list for this year.I haven't read much of King at all, actually. I've read Carrie, Thinner and some of his short stories, but that's it.
>>34146593Mid 30s. Wasted my 20s due to agoraphobia and other anxieties. Kind of want to date again but don't know where the heck to take a girl these days or feel like the expectation are way higher for me now and less forgivable when I was 20.Where do I even start when on my days off I don't even go anywhere outside of visiting family. I also only go to social events if it's at someone's house and still don't like "going out" or going to restaurants or activities.How do I recover from this retarded thinking
Why don't guys ever kiss after?
>>34146689I checked out of that series when it turned into Stephen King writing himself as a vampire hunter
>>34146659>"hello, your body makes my dick hard"I've previously expressed in these threads that I hate the idea of cold approaching a woman, as, if the only thing I know about her is that she's pretty, the only honest thing I could say to her would be "Hello, you look like the kind of person I'd like to have my dick inside." I'm obviously not going to do that. All my (you)s just called me autistic.
>>34146691Yep, it’s so terrible to reject every man who asks me out and then complain that no one asks me out.
>>34146696I've never seen a problem with it, but none of the women I've eaten out wanted me to kiss them immediately afterwards without brushing my teeth.
>>34146659>hello, your body makes my dick hardPhysical attraction to the opposite sex is... LE BAD!!!
>>34146692Rawrrrrr
>>34146697Damn you made it further than I did. I fucked off after they tried to do a whole book as a flashback. I ain't reading that shit! I really liked the first 3 books though.
>>34146688Apologies uncThe average millenmial is gai*https://youtu.be/5WtCnjCA7W8Tonight's vibe
>>34146692What have we done to you
>>34146698There are at least two of us itt who are "autistic" then.It's not how I prefer to meet women either.
>>34146709Not slept with me.
>>34146696I'd kiss >himafter.
>>34146711Why should I
>>34146684I figured my stance was obvious, but to make it more clear: If she's not going to kill me (or make me a mindless zombie or whatever), then I'm hers. As desperate as I am to experience a woman with a libido, since they don't exist IRL, I'm not willing to die for it.
>>34146714You owe me for your comfortable life in a first world country without war. The computer you're using right now to doomscroll is because of ME.
>>34146709Well I never see you at the Sky Fortress for one.
>>34146696That would be icky, imqho.>>34146698Well, I appreciate you. That consideration alone puts you in the upper tier of men in my book.
either gender, if you're friends with a pretty normal girl, what is the best way for her to get closer to you and reveal her weirder side? i can appear super normal and socialize alright but i always lose people when i actively try to get closer and idk if its because im very weird up close or if im just being weird about trying to be closer
>>34146724Just b urself
>>34146691I feel that I worked at a deli. It got weird sometimes.We had this one dude we called salami Sam who would call and hang up if a man answered. His favorite was my coworker Mary. And I'm sure you can guess what he asked about, shit like "how hard is the hard salami? How's it taste is it too salty?" in "that tone".And there was this other fucking guy who would hang around while I was closing the department by myself. For like an hour. I had a coworker walk me to my car a few times.>>34146694If you like his stuff you should but they're kind of ridiculous and insane. Misery, Pet sematary, uhhhh Different Seasons is the anthology that has Shawshank and The Body(movie is Stand By Me) in it. "It"is good but also fucking insane. >>34146697The self insert shit was the funniest fucking thing to me. Roland is a self insert too he just made himself a traumatized cowboy lmao. The end of the whole series made me so mad, but also was the only thing that would have worked.
>>34146654At this point, yesI definitely want a woman to treat me like she is one, at least.>>34146656YOOOOOO
>>34146696I would 100% do this, she should taste herself on me
>>34146724If you don't mind swallowing your pride, my go-to method is acting dumb and asking him for help on something...My favorite "instant icebreaker" is just to show him a random meme and say "this made me think of you" and you'll instantly shoot into his "girls I pay attention to" category, then you can deploy weirdness at your own pace
>>34146597Me tooI love them for THAT reason, you know what I mean ;)
>>34146722>I appreciate youIdon’tappreciateyou.jpg
>>34146727>If you like his stuff you should but they're kind of ridiculous and insane.The impression I get is that they are absurdly self-indulgent schlock, which is directly up my alleyI'm reading a lot of brooding cool guy genre books this year like those books, Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun, Glen Cook's Black Company books, Michael Moorcock's Elric books and Hideyuki Kikuchi's Vampire Hunter D series
>>34146734>I love them for THAT reason, you know what I mean ;)No, I don't, what DO you mean?
>>34146696Every guy I've seen more than 3 times has done this?
>>34146677? Normal kind?
>>34146716>a woman with a libido, since they don't exist IRLWhy do you think this? I assure you, we think about sex too!
Is having low to no libido normal, but then I'm horny all the time when I have a bf/paramour?
>>34146724mi know this. i live this. you be there for her. you engage her with her weirdness. you reveal YOUR weirdness.
>>34146739No additional details? Color, shape?
>>34146736>absurdly self-indulgent schlock100% It's very fun and you don't have to think too hard. The book of the new sun series looks interesting thanks for mentioning it.
>>34146724Be bold and make weird jokes/references that won't necessarily land. If you want to separate yourself from the pack of Stacies, you have to break the normalfag image others have of you.
>>34146741seems kind of normal for women, and it's probably a good sign.
>>34146696Tiktok and its "community" needs to be nuked from orbit.Complete and utter brainrot.
>>34146743Grey
>>34146741Reactive/responsive sexualityYou need to know someone is horny for you before you feel it
>>34146638god no. if i didn't block him immediately, i would subtly encourage him to commit suicide
>>34146748I'll take it
>>34146740Seriously, a high labido is more annoying than than a low one. All a man needs really is just for you to lie on your side while you scroll through reels snd let him drain his balls. A high labido chick is a chore. >inb4 you can’t please a womanYou fuckers have no idea
Who told me I have a lovely soul last thread?
>>34146694>>34146727For me, it's The Stand. The best King novel.>>34146741Sounds normal to me. I'm practically asexual, except when my bf is around and makes me A C T I V A T E D>>34146747Tiktok is made of many different communities, like any other social media site. Pls don't nuke booktok just because dumb people exist :(
>>34146696Fat women (and men) need to know that they cannot talk about (or preferably have) any kind of sex. It's fucking abhorrent.
I need him so bad but he won't talk to me anymore
>>34146763Whooooo
>>34146763do you NEED to talk?would exchanging pics be enough?
Girls: How much room for forgiveness do you have and what can you forgive? Excluding cheating.
>>34146762It can't all be skeleton noises for reproduction, anon.https://youtu.be/JU5RMvyC1H4
>>34146764Him :'(>>34146765Can't even exchange pics, it's ogre
>>34146756Fun fact. Randall Flagg is technically the villain in the Dark Tower series. And at one point while they're in a completely empty city they find a newspaper that mentions Captain Tripps.
>>34146769>Him :'(Can you not message him yourself or is he blocking you or ignoring you
>>34146771>or is he blocking you or ignoring youYeah
Men, is this true at all? You really don't want any excitement at all in your relationships? This seems really boring.
Do straight women exist?I think all women are primarily attracted to other women
>>34146776This woman seems very annoying.
>>34146776please stop posting fat women.
>>34146776>men, can i post videos and get responses?Go fuck yourself
>>34146727>The end of the whole series made me so mad, but also was the only thing that would have workedI was so fucking pissed at the ending. All I could think for several days was this motherfucker just did it to us again. And he just keeps fucking getting away with it, every book.
>>34146767>How much room for forgiveness do you have and what can you forgive?I guess I don't really know until I'm confronted with an issue.
>>34146776>meanwhile her idea of excitement is just eating slop
>>34146783RIGHT
>>34146776Her eyebrow shape is very contradicting
When someone says you should go on a "spiritual journey" what does that mean? What is a spiritual journey?
>>34146791It means they like to huff their own farts and are probably a space cadet.What prompted this person to say this to you? Do they do any drugs?
>>34146789Capital letters makes it visceral…fucking faggot.
>>34146791It means they're retarded.
>>34146778>>34146779>>34146782>>34146785>post woman with huge tatas>they are clothed>men are madI will skewer all of your cocks with a pitchfork for being ungrateful. Shut up.
>>34146791An Australian walkabout
>>34146791You're emotionally exhausted, stressed and disillusioned with your life, so you try to turn to a higher power in the hope some entity will help you feel not so shit. I went through the same bullshit after losing my job, getting into financial strains and my gf breaking things off suddenly. What actually helps is finding the root cause of your issues and working on it, not just mentally breaking and looking to some religion.
>>34146791These are the same assholes that push Homeopathic quackery and think everyone should go to therapy.
>>34146800Waddle over without losing your breath first…you fucking landwhale
>>34146791>What is a spiritual journey?Just some bullshit basically. But there will be a significant financial cost component to it.
>>34146800You have an insultingly reductive view of what we enjoy or are even remotely interested inAnyone with half a brain find uhhh so this just happened! vertical videos filmed in a car to be annoying
>>34146793I was talking to someone about how I've been feeling really suicidal lately and how in the past I've changed up my environment and how that helps for a little bit but the problem is "me" so it's going to follow me wherever I go.I guess my question is, is this just a God shill or is there something I don't know about? A lot of people claim the thing I did this summer was a spiritual experience for them and I just, did not feel that and I'm wondering if something is wrong with me.>>34146795I'm a woman this is how we talk. It's called being animated.
Is this really true about chubby girls? It feels kind of made up. Do they really get chosen other than last?
>>34146805I'll kick you in yo godamned flat chest, kneegar.>>34146807Oh! A format of video! So annoying! Ugh why do people even record themselves?Shut up, reddit mod.
>>34146814They get picked second because they're below normal weight but above outright fat.
>>34146809>I'm a woman this is how we talk. It's called being animated.Histrionic half-insane cunt who is desperate for attention. I agree.
I need to have sex badly
>>34146801>>34146803>>34146804>>34146806Okay so it is definitely religious bullshit, and classist too. Going on a "spiritual journey" is virtue signaling. And now I want to watch Lost.Thanks guys.
>>34146809>I guess my question is, is this just a God shill or is there something I don't know about?Ironically, I'm a God shill lol, and I wouldn't ever browbeat anyone about needing a vaguely "spiritual experience".>A lot of people claim the thing I did this summer was a spiritual experience for them and I just, did not feel that and I'm wondering if something is wrong with me.What was the thing in question?I wouldn't say you necessarily need a spiritual experience, least of all because I think that's more of an empty platitude than real advice.Have you been to therapy? I think that might be of more help to you than whatever this person thinks constitutes a spiritual experience.I'm trying really hard to not make this a "join my religion and all will be answered" post, so forgive me for bringing this up at all, but I personally found a lot of fulfillment from Christianity because I learned that the church was a "hospital for sinners" and that the god I worship is considered by Christians to be not just God incarnate and the high priest, but also the greatest teacher and physician.To be clear, I'm not recommending you go to church or anything. I think you should see a professional of some kind, probably a therapist.I had to seek that sort of treatment in a religious context, but I don't think you need to go to a guru or a priest to get the sort of "experience" that your friend is recommending you seek.
>>34146696I did this to my current GF. I went in for a kiss and she was like "But that's me!" and was kind of taken aback. She took the kiss very reluctantly but come on this is like the most vanilla thing ever.
>>34146820I like talking about Stephen King. Sue me. God forbid a bitch gets excited about one of her special interests.
>>34146815>So annoying!It is!>Ugh why do people even record themselves?For engagement on social media.
If a girls starts stealing/wearing your t-shirts is that a win?
>>34146815>I'll kick you in yo godamned flat chest, kneegar.C’mon, you fat fuck. You know you’d be winded
>>34146827Good girl. It’s okay to be half-crazy about shit
>>34146829>soooo she started sucking me blood>she loves me, right?>yes i <3 leechesget a grip
>>34146823Pretty much. I will say things like meditation can be very good for you as it will reduce stress, but you don't need religion or money to learn how to do that. Honestly, just learn to meditate and get a hobby. Some hobbies themselves are meditative like drawing or painting.
>>34146829
>>34146828Oh no!Social media!Where people talk! Just like here except they identify themselves! The world is ending!>so anyway, what kind of magic the gathering deck are you building rn?
>>34146829Bigly.
>>34146827>I like talking about Stephen Kinglove it, I explained to this thread once that I got into SK because a goth chick in my school always was reading the books, tragically she revealed she wasn't actually reading them but just staring at them for the look, I read The Stand, Carrie, and many more in an attempt to impress a girl who literally just stared at Salem's Lot for a year to appear creepy. I earnestly do love King now though, read Dark Tower twice, all the short story collections, etc.
>>34146835>tfw can't suck his blood
>>34146839If I wanted to see that kind of content, I would be on another website than this one.I guess this is completely lost on someone who feels the need to use a name while they use 4chan.
>>34146835I would kill for a nazuna gf who liked sucking my blood
>>34146841>she wasn't actually reading them but just staring at them for the look,oh my god lol
>>34146843Oh noooooooDon't attach that file and talk about ittttt! Super cringeeeee! Reeeee!This is you.
>>34146847It's. Your posts are terrible.
>>34146824>What was the thingA backpacking trip. So many people said it changed something for them, I don't think the walk did anything at all except force them to sit in silence with their own thoughts more often.>Have you been to therapy?Yes, though admittedly not in a while. It wasn't helping and spending money on the copay was stressing me out so much more than going was doing any good.After a while you can kind of predict what they're going to say and it's basically useless if you're capable of introspection on your own. Like, going to therapy doesn't actually fix anything they just make me talk about it.>>34146829Yeah>>34146834Thank you?>>34146836I'm into the whole mindfulness thing. Doesn't stop me from coming to the logical conclusion that this would all be so much easier if I was dead and didn't have to do any of it. I paint, I draw, I sew, they're just hobbies that I enjoy. >>34146841>just stared at Salem's Lot for a yearShe missed out. And I agree. I'm hesitant to call his work "good" but I will tell people how much I love it endlessly.
>>34146846Yeah, was mildly traumatizing when she explained it to me. I'm married now to a mostly normal chick with macabre tastes, but she loves teasing me about how stupid my fall into "goth" was. Neither of us are actually goth, we just like horror and black humor.
>>34146849AAAAAAAAAAA*CHOMP*
>>34146750Interesting
>>34146791you aren't going to find any one answer on this. matters of the spirit are fundamental, so it's asking oneself to go down to the roots of their being, take stock, and then come back with insight. it's the journey of the thousand-faced hero.
>>34146850How about you chill out with your needy, mass replying horseshit.
>>34146850>spending money on the copay was stressing me out so much more than going was doing any good.Ah, that's a shame.My dad got a lot out of therapy, but not until he got to his fourth therapist.He didn't go for a very long time, either. I believe he only went once or twice to the first three and maybe three times to the fourth one.I suggest this because suicidal ideation is no joke. You're obviously not going to act on it, but I know from experience that coping with it can be exhausting.Something about your day to day life has got to change, and I'd say the easiest way to figure that out is to either speak to a good therapist or someone close to you who has the patience and skillset of a good therapist.
>your bf has probably watched a ton of porn and jerked off to it How do women cope with this?
>>34146850Look, anyone with any serious education or experience has to deal with the fact that King isn't Shakespear, but he is definitely hitting some cultural buttons.
I'm watching a 20 minute-long youtube video about Spotted Dick on a saturday night
>>34146858I don't talk to men
>>34146856This guy knows what's up. Something in anons life is the root cause and he needs to figure out what it is.
How well are you fighting against the rumors that you and your primary sexual partner are biological siblings?
>>34146858my ex and i used to read hentai mangas and wack off together
>>34146858We do not. We would boil all of the water in the data centers if it meant it was illegal for men to access porn.
>>34146867>we Kek. As if you have a man
>>34146866Where the fuck do you find women like this? And please do not say Tinder, I won't dare go near that shitshow again.
Women, do you think Murray got what he fucking deserved?
>>34146869You think I care about your opinion? You aren't a body.
>>34146861M, Merican (fuck yeah)having made spotted dick, what the fuck is the problem? Is tasty and funny
>>34146867theres nothing wrong with a tasteful wank to well-drawn artistic renderings. aristocratic even
>>34146865what
>>34146854Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me>>34146855You're just mad you're not getting (you)s. What you want me to turn that into 4 separate posts? That's dumb.>>34146856I think I've seen 6? I'm probably forgetting someone. It just, doesn't help me figure out anything I don't already know. I don't want to spend money to have someone say "wow that sounds hard" and "how do you feel about that?" It is exhausting. And yes something needs to change but a lot of things I have no control over are part of why I'm so done with everything. If it was as simple as "find a job you can tolerate and tune everything else out" I'd have done that. It doesn't really matter what I do, I am unhappy on this mortal plane. I do not wish to play this game I want to forfeit.>>34146864She knows what it is. I just haven't found the thing to do instead of the thing that's not working.
>>34146858women also watch porn
>>34146874And you are a fat bitch who pretends to have a man.
>>34146877NOTHEREISEVERYTHINGWRONGABOUTNOTPUMPINGINSIDEAWOMANYOULOVE
>>34146876No problem, really. I'm just felling mild-mannered to an embarrassing extent maybe lolI might want to try making it myself after watching that video.I have English family, too, but nobody old enough for that pudding. I've had plenty of Yorkshire pudding and bread pudding.
>>34146879>She knows what it is. I just haven't found the thing to do instead of the thing that's not working.I honestly don't know enough about you to even begin to imagine what it is. Going off my own experience, sometimes a full shakeup and some time away can make things a lot better. Cleaning your house and doing some redecorating helps a lot too, try to find your old self and some things that made you happen then. I found my old favorite pants from almost a decade ago and it made me feel good for a week straight (especially since they still fit).
>>34146858Cope with what exactly?
>>34146881And you are a fat bitch that pretends to have a life.
>>34146752Why
>>34146883but i dont have that....
>>34146618idk ive never gone longer than 2 weeks without shaving since puberty
>>34146885No offense but none of this is helpful. Probably doesn't help that's I've felt like this to some degree for nearly 20 years.Like oh great my apartment is clean, that changed nothing. And the time away is a bandaid, doesn't actually do anything.
>>34146888Burn. You got me. You’re going to open your legs to any slobbing retard just to feel wanted…but i’m the one without a life.
>tfw no femanon gf to beat after watching the game
>>34146898Correct, because people obviously don't like you or you wouldn't be compelled to start pointless shitflinging arguments on a basket weaving forum.
kissing femanon in the neck
I feel like beards are the male version of periods
>>34146899>the gamei lost
>>34146879>It doesn't really matter what I do, I am unhappy on this mortal plane.Easier said than done, but even if you can't choose how you feel, you can choose how you respond to your feelings.Have you ever heard of Enchiridion of Epictetus? It's a foundational work of stoicism.Even though you're unwilling to see a therapist again (and rightfully so; it doesn't sound like you saw any great ones) you may get something out of reading it and taking what it has to say to heart.You don't deserve to be stuck ruminating on suicide. You are entirely capable of not doing that.You need a change in perspective, one that can't be brought on by merely moving somewhere else or getting a different job.
>>34146902Explain
>>34146900>the fat whore tries to shame othersKek. I hope you stretched.
>>34146896They're small things, I didn't mean it would be the true cure. I've deal with it for just as long and you improve but never truly get better, at least in my experience. Traveling, a new job and trying to talk to friends more is what helps me the most. Things like cleaning or redecorating just helps me feel less like I'm in a physical pit of depression.
>>34146902no thats nocturnal emissions
>>34146858The same way he copes with the romantasy I read
>>34146907>this guy wants to pay me for sexEw
>>34146889It was all you were willing to volunteer, and I didn't want to beg more more details from someone uninterested in sharing more of them
>>34146912>i will try to change the subject and try to shame the other by saying “ew” or “ick”You’re still a disgusting fat whore
>>34146915>still wants me to accept their money for sexYucky
I have to stop being so pessimistic and start being happy. Any tips?
>>34146917Show me exactly where i said anything about giving you money, you disgusting whore.
Men, did you know if you solicit somebody by calling them a term for a sexworker when they are not one, you are telling on yourself?
>>34146866fucking based
>>34146904>stoicismOh God he's back>Change in perspectiveDefinitely, but I haven't found anything convincing. Stoicism at a glance just sounds like, good emotional regulation? And things I've already absorbed from mindfulness? Ugh I give up.
>>34146753Fuck that shit man give me a horny bisexual femcoomer gf
>>34146920Whore
>>34146909>you improve but never truly get betterYeah I'm just gonna jump in a riverIf I don't do it now I'll just end up doing it in my 50s.
>>34146904stoicism is babby's first philosophy given new life as repackaged corporate wageslave cope
Women,Would you date a man who was turned gay by being anally raped up the butt by a homosexual?
>>34146922>Oh God he's backI dunno who He is, sorry.>>34146928Alrite c u guys l8r
>>34146920Do you know that nobody takes you seriously because you're fat and we've all seen your ugly face?
>>34146918alcoholism works I think
>>34146926Please don't anon. Not everyone is super happy, life is just a sliding scale. Sometimes you're really good, sometimes you're not so good. Stay in therapy and really think about doing some new things, you might find something that changes your life for the better.
>>34146929honestly? no. I dont want to deal with that baggage
>>34146930Stoicism anon was a very annoying staple here for a lil while. Ptsd response I didn't mean to insult you lol.
>>34146913What are those emoticans
>>34146638>would you be interested in trying to convert a misogynistic fascist man into being a self-hating misandrist feminist?No, making men hate themselves isn't the way forward. People don't open up to your way of thinking when you shame and belittle them.>>34146654>would you an actual, literal succubus?Nam, but yes. So long as it's not the "kill you and steal your soul" type of succubus.>>34146675>who does this song make you think of, /atoga/?FMy best friend. I want her to be happy.>>34146767>How much room for forgiveness do you have and what can you forgive?I can forgive anything but sex crimes and anything against children and animals.>>34146873>Women, do you think Murray got what he fucking deserved?No, he was just a dick. That doesn't mean he deserves to get his brains splattered on the backdrop on live TV.
>>34146924You say that until you can actually take a girl to ecstasy to the degree that it scrambles her brain. You don’t know what it’s like to actually be good at it. To create an insatiable demon.
>>34146926can you not swim or something? are you black? how will that kill you
>>34146930ok im sorry anon i'm just prodding, don't feel discouraged from giving advice
>>34146925>>34146931You pay for pussyHahahahaha
>>34146940No, I think I give up for a while.
Sad I don't have many friends
>>34146934Every man has a baggage under his penis. If you don't want that baggage, don't date men.
>>34146944kys raped trash
>>34146944*storing nuts in >his nutsack*
>>34146943Who's fault is that? YOURS.
>>34146942not very stoic of you, 'non
>>34146947ouchyea
>>34146946Gotta store your nuts for the winter somehow. Just like a squirrel.
grotesqueries
Have most men anally raped another man to knock him down a peg and show him his place on the social pecking order? I know personally I avoided hanging out with other dudes even when I was young because I knew they would try to put me in my place and teach me a lesson by homosexually raping me. I read the Kite Runner, I know how that shit works.
>>34146933I mean this politely because we've been having decent conversation but you've reached the platitude section of the conversation where I feel obligated to tell you to fuck off. But I don't mean it maliciously. It's just, how many times do you think I've heard that before? I am tired of trying things hoping it'll make anything better and it just doesn't. I'm gonna ask you to stop here because going further with this is just going to upset me and probably piss you off.>>34146939When's the last time you swam in a river in January? Just jumping in could cause a physical response that makes you gasp in a bunch of water because of the cold. My arms and legs are not stronger than currents. Plus I could walk there, was just an idea.
>>34146955oh. i live in flordia kek im sweating rn. jumping in an ice cold river sounds orgasmic right now
>>34146956You are sweating because you know it's only a matter of time. A matter of time before they come for you to hold you accountable for your behaviors. I hope you enjoy the food and sex in prison.
Women sure as fuck seem pretty loud about opinions they have while being also very uninformed about things
>>34146950
>>34146956>sounds orgasmicJust walk in, don't accidentally drown yourself.
>>34146958The 19th, huh
>>34146958Women itt? Yeah absolutely
>>34146957nah, the spooks gave me a pardon for thatim sweating cuz its like 200% humidity
>>34146948It actually is, amusingly.
How does sexo work when lets say i am rather tall and physically large versus her being petite and skinny?I feel like i would be afraid of breaking her bones if i put my entire bodyweight on herOr at least smother her to not being able to breathe...Should i get lube for first sexo just in case?
>>34146975I don't remember it being a problem other than the fact I was eye level with his nipples the whole time. He was a foot taller.
went to the scrapyard yesterdaymade $60but the dude paid it all in ones lol
I crashed my car into a fricking tree at parking lot today haha, not badly just reat bumper while backingAnd it left some Marks on bumper but nothing terribleIm such a retard actually
>>34146981Would be crazy if more than half of them were fake haha
>>34146980Suggested positions to try / do?Im not very experienced, late bloomer who only recently got some attention from women
>>34146985damn how will i pay for my methfuck ill have to steal more copper now
Men, what would you do with a chocolate girlfriend?
>>34146990Not getting enough attention, huh? You fat bitch.
>>34146987Doggy might be awkward because your femurs are so much longer than hers. But just get her something to put her higher up. You can do whatever you just can't kiss her during.
>>34146975>How does sexo work when lets say i am rather tall and physically large versus her being petite and skinny?Depending on the height difference, you might not be able to both standup and fuck without her being elevated or you going lower. Other than that, I've had no issues and I've been with a woman that was nearly a foot and a half shorter than me>Should i get lube for first sexo just in case?I did for my first time but that was only because the first time I had sex with my first gf, it wouldn't go in. It's nice to have ready
>>34146992The thread died for a second. Take a suppository chill pill.
Does anyone have any insight to this? I'm a M>>34146970/
>>34146993No kissing during deep missionary?:/
>>34146995Like ozempic? You fucking whale.
>>34146997What do you want, an award for being skinny?Reach adult male weight (225) and 315 bench.
>>34146997Shoulders probably bombastic?Where is the weight. Lay down on the scale.
>>34147000Olympdick isn't a pill, moron.
>>34146998You can kiss the top of her head maybe
It's so crazy how my life has gotten so bad :)
>>34147008Describe bad
>>34146601My mom was convinced it was happening. My dad thought gravity was going to disappear.
>>34147005Burn. Now eat a carton of ice cream and blame your dad for being such a fat fuck.
>>34147015No.*kicks you in your butthole*
>>34147002>Reach adult male weight (225)That's just obesity
>>34146601It did happen. 2012 is when we switch over to the stupidest timeline we are now forced to inhabit.
Tip for second hangout with a girl?Doesnt have to be a full out date, i was thinking if i should ask her to go shop for clothes with me and then go for some food togheter.Sounds kinda lame though.Maybe bowling or something, i havent done that in literal years
>>34146997What is there to explain?
>>34147021You don't have a mall?
>>34147018As if your leg could reach so high without you passing out
>>34146618>Does it really take 6+ months for men to grow a full beard??It depends very much on your genetics. I could grow a full beard in a few weeks. Some people will never grow a full beard no mater how long they stop shaving.
>>34147024I now have a sneaking suspicion you are jerking off to this.
>>34147021I despise bowling and shopping for clothes for you would probably be pretty boring since it's so early on. I do like going grocery shopping with a guy when we've just started hanging out. But hey she might want to go bowling.There's fuck all to do around here we'd just end up back at my place "watching a movie". Sorry I can't help more.
>>34146618I've never given it the chance, I look ridiculous at the 1 month mark since I get a strong beard patch on my chin, a bizarre pencil thin beard solely on my jawline and a mustache that looks like a snooty Frenchman from a 60s movie (pic related is the best example I could find for the mustache). It's patchy in the dumbest of ways and I hate it, so I've shaved every 3 days for the last decade.
>>34147023Not really more like bunch of clothes stores / boutiques packed relatively close to one another with occasional cafe by or whatever
>>34147027And now you have disgusting fantasies about guys cumming to you on your fat folds.
>>34147021i wouldnt mind dress shopping as a datezoo is fun too
>>34146593How are you supposed to date if you don't drink?
>>34147030"Watching a movie" might be a goal for both of us ngl, just need a good excuse to lure her to my place you know
Only if the zoo is AZA accredited. If she likes animals that's gonna be a big deal.
>>34147033Is this the only time you've talked to a woman?
We dont need to go to zoo because im that animal
>>34147039>i will now try shame>this will deflect from the fact that i am a 300 lb bowling ball
>>34147031embrace snooty frenchman-corewear a black and white horizontally striped shirt and a beret
I wish women didn't hate average men so much. Now we're both single and unhappy
men, have you asked your girl what flowers are her favorite instead of just getting roses? you should.also know if shes a gold or silver girl
>>34147042I guess it is because you continue to fetishize me.
>>34147045ive never had a gf and im too poor for thati just wanna learn to draw cute girls instead of actually talk to them.
>>34147045I don't currently have a gf and I'm beginning to doubt if I ever will. On the off chance I get one I'll ask
>>34147045A single person who offers nothing, awesome.
>>34147045girl? wtfh is even that. those exist? no thbey dont. shill
>>34147045Shes a certified bronze girl And i don't mean the metal alloy
>>34147045Men? Learning about women? They'd rather remember that their boyfriend likes chippy-wet-dick hoppy ipa from the bear bar.
>>34147043It looks ridiculous. I did it once at the office just for some fun during last Halloween and I forgot about corporate photos that month, so my official portrait has that dumbass mustache.
>>34147046Yeah, if i am disgusted by you that means i fetishize you. The exact same bullshit argument that fags say when men are disgusted by fags, that means they want them.
>>34147055You do keep talking about it a lot.You want to drink all 50 gallons of my bath water at once, you sick freak.
>>34147035i dont drink and i got a partner, we met online>>34147038of course, the zoo here is about conservation and breeding and rehab, not just some shitty tier one
>>34147045Flowers? nuh uh. no flowers for her. if she wants flowers she could start suggin my penaitssilver? what do you think i am, rich? dont even talk about gold
>>34147057You have fucking problems, you disgusting waste of air.
>>34147057ntayou need 50 gallons to bathe in? wow you must be a large lady ekekjee
>>34147044Why are you average
>>34147053Valk, women don't like me.
>>34147045i thought this post would be cute and did not expect a confession from 7 different men that they do not try
>>34147062That's how statistics works. Even if I was 60th percentile I'd be average
Men, wouldn't it be funny if like belle delphine ragebaited you guys and said she didn't actually bathe in the water that went into the jars? And that it was bath water from a stinky fat Onlyfans woman?
>>34147064I literally said I'd do it if I had a gf, I don't know what you want from me>>34147066I don't watch porn or OF
I dont want to say i have a crush on this girl quite yet butDamn We were hanging out togheter, exercising, joking and talking. At one point i was like "i worked up a sweat haha" and she said "thats nice" and laughed as if a little ashamed of what she said.I touched her gently multiple times as we were togheter, at one point we did some back extensions and i pointed at her lower back with my hand and it kinda occured to me how tiny and fragile she is considering my hand spans her entire lower back.We did the stupid thing like flexing in front of a mirror, her in front me in the back, both hitting double bicep pose hahaThen we were sitting in car, went to grocery store cause i needed to pick somethings up before it closed.Grabbed icecream and some food, asked her if she wants anything she said no.In hindsight i should have bought her some sweet stuff against her will.Drove her back to her home, no sweet goodbyes or hugs, but she said to drive safe and shitIt was cute.Blog out
>>34147063Women don't like who?
>>34147070MeI seem to get the vibe that women would rather die than have me care about them
>>34147064try? try for who? there are no women in my life. literally none. even when there were, there was never any chemistry. why ask someone out who obviously has no interest or attraction to me. its fruitless
>>34146593M or FHow much do you trust strangers?
>>34147071Why, what did you do or say around women?
>>34146872haha we were childhood friends, so i don't have a good answer for that beyond we were both freaks, had unholy amounts of chemistry, and loved/accepted each other completely, but that isn't helpful really
>>34147073Mdepend on their appearance, behavior, how they speak, and context
>>34147066I dont think the bathwater thing was real in first place.Guys liked belledelphine because she had cute innocent looks but slutty aura to her behaviour.A lot of women dont understand that and try the weird alien glamour makeup look to emulate the instagram models look and they just look weird.My coworker whos a pretty good looking girl recently did an entire photoshoot for herself, absolutely caked in makeup to the point you can barely recognize her.Just to post it on instagram lole
>>34147074If I knew I would fix it
>>34147069I wanna know more about that cat
>>34147073Trust them to do/not do what?
>>34147073MI trust strangers probably more than most people i know
>>34147065I want specifics
>>34147073strangers dont interact with me at all ever, so idkpeople i know dont interact with me either
>>34147077I'm just imagining the tantrums from these men breaking the jars and there being an entirely new market of them reselling them on facebook and shit for giggles.
>>34147078Uh. So.. but then there's no data points to derive results from.
>>3414708222, 5'7 160lbs, full head of brunette hair, white, 18 percent bodyfat, 80k a year job, my own apartment in middle america
>>34147085I know, it frustrates me a little but I would sound autistic if I asked women why they don't like me
>>34147087>but I would sound autisticIt's can't possibly be that you would be autistic, could it?
>>34147091I've never been diagnosed and if I have it it's to such a small degree that I don;t think it'd matter. I don't have issues with making friends, even female ones, just can't get a gf
>>34147086>22>80k a year jobYour dad get you your job?
>>34147079Its my neighbours cat hes very handsome
>>34147086you''re above average
>>34147092It is kind of a nuance between having friends or being romantic partners. Typically being unable to form any bond is the poster for autism. But I also think romance and autism should be studied. Emotional displays at heights can often lead to over stimulation or other traditional autism triggers that the underdiagnosed will consider breaking up over.
>>34147095No, I got done with respiratory therapy schooling >>34147099I don't think so
>>34147073F, in my city i think most people are trustworthy to some degree
fuck me, i didn't know i could love someone so much
>>34147106I wish someone felt this way about me.
If she starts leaving her dirty undies in your pockets is that a win or no?
>>34147106Congratulations anon, cherish it
>>34147084I imagine most jerked off to clips of her walking around barefoot and naked and thats about it femanon,...
>>34147106I’m gonna kill myself
>>34147108Do men not like women's underwear in their pocket?
>>34147108Do girls do this?
>>34147106I'm more amazed that someone can go from loving me to hating me within a single conversation.
>>34146593If you haven't fallen in love with anyone by the age of 27 are you just not capable of it or is there still time?
>>34147107>>34147111don't worry anons, i'm talking about an ex so we can all still be miserably lonely together>>34147109i am :D
>>34147116Can you afford therapy?
>>34147118Why would I need therapy?I'm not sad about anything I just haven't felt love
>>34147114I'm not sure the reason. I think she just puts her dirty undies somewhere and is just wearing my clothes with all the pockets and then never pulls them out... I just get my clothes back with her dirty undies in them...
>>34147119Therapy is for brain problems, not just emotional problems.
>>34147108Modern version of giving him your handkerchief lmao
>>34147115reckon they didn't actually love ya then, dummy
Men, what was the number 1 box office hit when you were 10 years old?I got spiderman and that is how my 2026 is going to be.
>>34147130I got the first Harry Potter, fuck this.
Women can I put my hand on your hips please?
>>34146635I'm not a pig I'm either a Phoenix or a Dragon
>>34147136No. I will only dip with >him.
>>34147130pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. dunno what that says about my 2026 desu
I have a headache, I’m lonely, I’m horny, and I’m sad, but at least I cleaned my room
>>34147073FEnough to leave the house
>be me>26 yr old mid woman>get drunk on a night out a bum a cigarette off of two cute guys>talk to them for like 40 minutes and just make fun of the states they're from for 1/3rd of the time>get ready to leave>guy 2 hugs me but doesn't ask for my numberI'm gonna go out on a limb and say I was just being an annoying drunk girl and thats why he didn't want my number, but the hug is throwing me off.
>>34146975I wonder that too, assume missionary is bad
>>34147150He was trying to gauge how easy it would be to rape you to death for insulting them but when he smelled your breath he changed his mind.
>>34147137how can you not know? the chinese horoscope is pretty easy to figure out
Am I supposed to feel a spark after the first date or does that come later?
I started crying after lifting today, I’m so sad and lonely
>>34147158for sure. although my definition of "spark" isn't that deep. don't go on a second date unless the conversation was flowing effortlessly and you lost track of time, like you do when you hang out with friends. a partner should be a best friend.
>>34147158not really, dates set up over dating apps or similar stuff are more like job interviews to gauge compatibility, there rarely to never is something like a spark
I actually like men but they sure hate me.Too bad.
>>34147159are you the car cryer anon from a few nights ago?
>>34146643Not really, people that approach usually want sex and not romance
>>34146597Yay
>>34147167how would you be able to tell the difference?
hi. Sorry i left you all so so long ago, school has started and i need to lock in.
>>34146635something to me
>>34147169nta but you can't know anything other than "she's cute enough for me to want to fuck her" from seeing a stranger outside, so it can't be anything but that
>>34147166No but I’m probably equally as pathetic
>>34147170Did you lock down a moid yet?
>>34147164I like you :)
>>34147169Because if you give them a chance that’s where it’s going.
also the grok thing made me sad
>>34147161It's weird, she's fun to talk to, she's cute, and I'd absolutely spend time with her again, but I don't know if I'd want to spend every day with her for the rest of my life (not yet at least). But I've been single my entire life and never lonely (she approached me and I thought it'd be fun to give it a try) so I don't know if it's her specifically or if it's just how I'll feel about anyone.
I hate people so much. The fucking posts above me are so deranged and porn sick and wicked>oh he can’t think I’m cool or interesting. Nono he just wants to fuck my nasty cuntShut the fuck up bitch. Some people have an aura, maybe you do, maybe I’ve determined there is a high likelihood that I’d like to get to know you as more than just a woman that I saw outside because of your aura. Maybe it’s the clothes you’re wearing, maybe I overheard you say something and I liked your voice. Is that so bad? I hate all men, women, and myself with every bone in my body
I have a theory,That all women are naturally bi, the relationships don't work not because of sexual attraction, but because both of them want princess treatment, a feminine clash of relationship roles.Which brings me to the real topic of my theory, that Lesbians don't actually exist. Lesbians are women who encountered some sort of event during their early developmental stage of life and formed a sort of mental defense, which presents itself as a taste for power, or in more practical terms, they want to be able to dominate people, control them.They hate men but it's really a natural "surrender" of power, they don't try to date men, because in their mind they can't control them, which is why they date "fem" girls, and have this tendency to have ZERO respect for straight girls sexual orientation, because their partners are girls they bullied and dominated into thinking they're lesbians, and these fem "lesbians" are basically battered wives who're too meek and manipulable to see that they're being abused, these are also the same kind of girl that'd get roped into non-standard, non-monogamous relationships.
>>34147178nta but give it time, ofc someone like you won't be the type of person to fall in love easily and fast
>>34147182You thought there was only one Fuentes in the world?
>>34147182>I went to an ICE protestjust when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic if you tried
>>34147181What
>>34147182Nice. Keep going, anon.
>>34147190cringe
>>34147182The streets are saying this is the most "Hey I was 13 in 2013" post of all time.
>>34147187Ew. what do you see as admirable then?
>>34147178age? How did you get a date after being single all your life?
>>34147192No, i wasnt even 10. You think 25 year olds are still in undergrad?
>>34147188What part was difficult to understand? I’ll put it in really simple terms: if I approach you to get your number, it’s not just because I want to fuck you
>>34147172i disagree, i've seen women that are attractive and really made me consider asking them out and it comes from an instinct that they would be someone i want to be around. fucking may include that, but i'm a dumb softie and only like fucking people i can do stuff with.>>34147173that anon wasn't pathetic and neither are you, stop being a debbie downoid. loneliness is supposed to hurt, we aren't generally built from it.>>34147182don't go to ICE protests, kp. it's all kabuki, none of it matters and it's distracting you from the bigger picture. the old world order is falling apart as we speak, and people are losing their shit cuz some george "carpet munch" foid (lmao) got BLYAT'd cuz she prefers illegals to her own people, no part of it is important or meaningful only, kabuki
>>34147195I've dated most of my life somehow. It was in my late 20s when I went the longest I ever had without a gf, which was about 2 or 3 years. Then I got into another relationship that burned out in just 6 months, which is the shortest I've ever had.
>>34147197Mods, you should Ban this person.She's underage.
>>34147194>spend all day theorizing about how they can support HamasAs a sensible moderate I support Hamas as the lesser evil.
>>34147158>I don’t instantly love a complete strangerPeople who act like this is normal or even healthy are retarded. It’s honestly why people are single nowadays. They’re brainwashed by movies.It took me several months into dating my wife before I started to really love who she was. It’s because the more I got to know her, the more I realized she’s everything I ever wanted. Love grows.
>>34147199>people are losing their shit cuz some george "carpet munch" foid (lmao) got BLYAT'dMy roommate had a project she's really proud of where she analyzed language on "far right" platforms. If only i could show her this.
What happened to that cute single girl from yesterday, is she still here?
>>34146593Crush who is a coworker says I should get on the dating apps. Is that palming me off?We flirt and stuff, made out a couple of times but next time she brings up apps should I jokingly ask if she would swipe left or right if we cross paths?
>>34147198I’ll put it in simple terms. Vast majority of guys that approach is not like you, it’s not worth it.
I would have sex with this 64 year old woman
>>34147207>should I jokingly ask if she would swipe left or right if we cross paths?If you two have already been kinda flirty, absolutely.
>>34147209Which one?
>>34147200that makes no sense, are you even the same poster?
>>34147207Don't be a pussy? If you get the vibe she's subtly pushing you away, you might as well stop being a bitch and be straightforward, in a not retarded way, of course, since most men hear straight forward and immediately assume that means rude and brash.
>>34147205Hm, am I cute enough.
Anyways is it a bad idea to write your resume in LaTeX and use the >\textrm{\LaTeX} in the skills section?
>>34147214Always.
>>34147158Depends on how you'd define spark. I think that if you gauged she was very open / genuine with you and you didn't really feel anything for her, then maybe she just isn't for you. Maybe she was a bit shy>>34147164I think you're cool
>>34147211A woman I’m working with. It’s not like she’s attractive but I want to make her feel beautiful
>>34147212Oh fuck, I didn't realize it was at someone and thought it was a general question to the thread. I'm a retard, sorry.
>>34147218She is old enough to know better
>>34147222old enough to know that it's just sex?don't be crazy.
>>34147195Just hit 30. I was out hiking and there was a girl on the trail, we hit it off, I didn't ask but she gave me her number back at the trailhead, so I thought "what the hell" and texted her and set up a date. I'm a very solitary person but I've always been good at small talk and I'm in good shape. Otherwise your guess is as good as mine because I don't know how girls think and gave up on trying to figure that out a decade ago.
Men, you’ve found out a hookup/FWB is pregnant , how hard do you try to convince her to get an abortion? What strategy would you use assuming she’s leaning towards keeping the child?
>>34147226That's not my kid.
>>34147226Fake my death and change my name. Erase my online identity and start from scratch
My grandfather was 43 years old when he married my 27 year old grandmother. I have the same name as him. Maybe this is my destiny
>>34147229Is child support that bad?
>>34147226well i've always wanted a family so i'd support her and see if i can turn things into more of a relationship so i can help raise our kid
>>34147226Only use ass and mouth, not mine
>>34147231Have you seen any episode of two and a half men?
>>34147230I've already surpassed the age my father was when he got married and well beyond the age where I was born. Modern living is insanely expensive and I feel so far behind.
>>34147227>>34147229embarrassing
>>34147226Make her pregnant a second time
>>34147203Thanks, that makes sense. Again I've never dated so in my head I'm absolutely comparing it to movies and thinking if she wasn't on my mind nonstop afterward it meant the date floundered. I was planning on letting her know I had a great time and setting up a second date anyway to see how it goes so that makes me feel better.
>>34147237If I got you pregnant I'd stick around as long as you promise not to circumcise him if it's a boy.
>>34147237Reminder that women have a lower rate of raising single father's child than the other way around, which is men raising single mother's children.Stepmothers are a rarity, stepfathers are very common.
>>34147226I've talked about it with every FWB I've had and they've all said they'd abort it as they never want to have kids. One even had her ovaries removed due to some medical condition, so I was free to fill her to the brim as much as I wanted every night.
>>34147244I love modern women. You can have your cake (future marriage to a loyal Queen) and your party (fucking random women until you’re ready to settle down) and it’s normal.
>>34147204what do you think she'd say?
>>34147243I have a stepfather. Is the worm straw thing they did at diners and applebees a universal thing that all prospective stepdads do?anyways having a single mother is better than some trashy stepdad. fathers are kinda embarrassing when the mother is the breadwinner
>>34147243Women really never step up, huh...actually kind of sad
>>34147246Are we talking about FWB or polyamory here?
>>34147244why is life so unfair
>>34147260You're not the boss of me nowand you're not so big
>>34147226I’d raise the kid. What I WONT do is, is to continue raising a kid after finding out I’m not the bio-dad. I’ve seen those hypotheticals where a guy finds out he’s been raising another guys child. I’d leave instantly and divorce. I know legally , in that situation, I’m the father, but I don’t care.
>>34147260I got lucky most of the time I think, they all also dumped me abruptly at some point and had mental health issues FWB and hookups are fun while they last, but will probably leave you feeling like shit when it's all over.
>>34147266>I got luckyI didnt mean you i meant her. I want to get filled up
>>34147268Oh. Go find a guy then?
>>34147268I'd make you a creampuff.
>>34147273no, they dont like condoms and are twice as strong as me
>>34147268what is this, an iasip bit?
>>34147276Uh, hot?
Men, will you want to do a paternity test when your girlfriend or wife gives birth ?
>>34146593State gender.When listening to music. Do you picture you performing that song or do you picture it being performed for you?
>>34147276Isn't that what you wanted? Condoms prevent getting filled up...
>>34147276Just fuck a guy who's only 5'2".
>>34147285thankfully every baby from my dad's side of the family all look the same even when race mixed, it is pretty insane and consistent so it'll be clear whether or not its mine.no, wait a minute, i'm going to build machine children alone, no w*men is harvesting my seed
>>34147286>Do you picture you performing that song or do you picture it being performed for you?Neither, why would I?
>>34147286performing
I have a weird fetish for men jerking off on glass. glass showers are the most obvious example but glass tables are fun too. is this like, a super weird thing that i should not ask a man for? i want him rubbing his member all over it which i think is where i lose people.
>>34147292Would you be under the glass table?
>>34147292You should comission one of those only fans men, be warned tho, they're not cheap since women pay a LOT of money to the male models to request special commissions.
>>34147286MPerforming
>>34147286MNeither, I tend to picture a certain place or time period or something like that.
>>34147294if he lets me>>34147295i kinda want to but idek if i'd be able to find a guy i like
>>34147286Neither?I think I have aphantasia though
Either: Have you ever got back with an ex years later? What was it like? Did it work out?
>>34147292I would like to nut on a glass table and watch my hypothetical girlfriend snort my nut like a line of coke
>>34147300Heaps of people claim to have aphantasia these days but I think they just don't understand what imagining is. When I imagine something I'm not literally seeing it.
>>34147292indulging in a partner's kink is fun, why do people get so caught up with feeling weird about it
>>34147304Because sometimes it is weird. Sometimes, it really shouldn't be encouraged.
>>34147304>why do people get so caught up with feeling weird about itbecause I want to watch my hypothetical girlfriend piss herself
Did any of (You) see Jupiter's moons?
>>34147309Was there some special occasion where they were more visible?
Guys: If you hold in a shit too long, does it sort of ferment and take on a weird smell and texture when you do finally shit?
https://voca.ro/193mCpwJQnXD
>>34146776Yes.And something being peaceful doesn't mean it's boring. Is hiking in nature boring to you?
>>34147303Some people say they do literally see stuff though. Like they close their eyes and they can still "see" the room. For me it's like a black screen with "the concept of a horse that I have decided is brown don't ask me to draw it I can't" and I know that that's different because when I try really hard I can imagine my family's faces but if I try to "look" directly at them in my mind they go to the black screen like I get with almost everything else.
>>34147305where is your sense of fun and play?>>34147308i mean thats fine pisswatcher as long as your hypothetical girlfriend is okay with it
>>34147311Yeah, Jupiter is in opposition. I could see the four Galilean moons with binoculars.
>>34147313I;m a musician too and I also sing. Checkmate.https://vocaroo.com/11i5XwBvFgV8
>>34147316you mentioned horse, and I got bored, I present to you, the concept of a horse drawn from my mind.
>>34147321holy fuck
>>34147226I don't do hookups and have FWBs to avoid this
Girls, would you date a balding man
>>34147327oops, missed a wordGirls, would you date a fat and balding man
>>34147328I'm in good shape and get called glJust im balding at 23 and it's fucking up my confidence
>>34147323I shall treasure it
>>34147318>i mean thats finesweet, we are so back
>>34147334He's a guy, of course he's into waterplay.
>>34147323ntacan you please give us the concept of a penguin
>>34147336here
How do I fix shit hair genes?
>>34147339hes incredible, thanik you :)
>>34147340have you tried washing the grease out of it?
>>34146593People know I want kids but I think I more have a pregnancy fetish.Girls how would you take this?
>>34147286Between the two, performing the song, but most of the time I think of a time and place>>34147313Very cool to see another frantic tapper. Ever tried tapping with your pick? It is exactly as the name implies, just use the side of your pick obviously and not the tip of it lol. Here's what it sounds like:https://voca.ro/1bcTPiJ9qmZn(The first 20 seconds or so, I fudged around for a little after lmao)>>34147321>and I also singSame but I can't do both at the same time well, haven't practiced it much. What do you use to record?
This post >>34147342 is extremely low quality
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can still see where my arms and hands are, sometimes I can even see the outline of my nearby surroundings. Please explain this phenomenon
>>34147320It's like an hour and a half after sunset here so I tried to take a look but I couldn't see it and my binoculars aren't good enough anyway.
>>34147340f, wash your hair and get a fresh cut?!?>>34147286me performing the song
>>34147340buzz cut
>>34147340Try a boar bristle brush to distribute your hair oils better
>>34147348don't be mad just because you can't wash your hair properly
>>34147351It's much cleaner than yours and I also probably smell much better than you when I don't take a shower too (or not at all)
>>34147335i'm actually into pet play, as the pet btw
>>34147349thats called having a working memory
>>34147354There's no oils lol. Just the insertions of the hair follicles make most haircuts impossible and the hair is soft and thick and heavy etc and grows uniformly.All these trolls seething when they probably don't even have hair. This is the internet but I'd legit punch the living shit out of you for talking BS. Wasting time. Even the chick. You're going down lady.
>>34147360intense incel energy
What defines a narcissist?How do i spot themWhat do i do to counter themI'm beginning to think this girl i spent the night with is a narc
>>34147340At least you've got hair
>>34147361Better come grab me by the balls maybe if you say thank you I'll also ejaculate on your face. Eat my cock with uncle Ben sauce
>>34147366everyone is a narcissist it just a sliding scale of what you're willing to do if it benefits you, on one end of the spectrum is the narcissist subservient slave behavior good goy and on the other end is the sociopathic and psychopathic pedo mass murderer
I am gorgeous in passport photos and in the mirror, but never in selfies. Or rarely in selfies. Only if I use the front camera, far away from my face and use a flashlight or something. What do?I have weaker but more harmonious features so I assume that's why. Anything I can do?
>>34147369>he thinks his greasy hair with bad hair follicle insertion is why he can't get a gf
>>34147372No it's a focal length issue. The camera is the problem it's distorting your face.
Why do filipina women with large breasts have the most voluptuous tits?
>>34147372stop being obsessively mentally ill?
>>34147374Why do women live rent free in your head? You need some aripiprazole,eh?
>>34147378>why do women with big tits have big titsdo you have down syndrome?
>>34147382Oh nvm I wanted to post this to see. Like man you're massively coping and deep into mentally ill territory. I'd so punch you until your nose gets broke :))))And then some more if you continue
>>34147382why do dysgenic hair follicles live rent free on your head?
>>34147386this is levels of mentall illness not observed ever before
>>34147386
>>34147389
>>34147389>>3414739010/10, total destruction
>>34146618No lol takes me a few weeks>>34146635Do you like fried chicken>>34146611Sometimes>>34146654I like a challenge>>34146656What about us
>>34146672MNot a dealbreaker but why not lol?>>34146689>you can really tell King was on drugs for some of theseKek, he was a wreckhead but I'm pretty sure bro was just creative>>34146755Some nerd>>34146776MI've been called intense and exhausting kek, I don't think you want that kind of excitement
>>34147390>>34147389But who are you that you want me to wash my hair immediately before posting here? Is this fashion tv? And even your analysis says my hair is 5 where 2-4 is next day. I didn't wash it yesterday. Obviously. Most people don't wash it every day it's called being normal. Especially in winter. It's snowing here and even if it weren't like my routine is none of your business. And being slightly oilier than next day hair like 5/10 should not preclude you from giving an answer to a completely unrelated question such as the way the follicles are and can't allow most haircuts. You legit have OCD/NPD or troll massively or you're a minor or work in the hairstyle industry. Either way you're obsessed and I am sorry for you.
>>34147408>he thinks it was just one anon
>>34146672>>34147404The one not washing their feet and the one accepting it are massively worse than my hair thing. Like you're legit subhuman you fucking homeless trash.
>>34146822No you don't>>34146842Based GE999 poster
>>34147410>Multiple mentally ill people obsessing over oil in a thread where a person literally admitted to never washing their toes who somehow that person does get free foot licking volunteers.
>>34146932Nta but alcoholism just makes me even more miserable>>34146943Be frens with us>>34146947Wow rude>>34146981>the dude paid it all in ones lol>>>34146985 Lmao you better check those notes
>>34147413just wash your hair before exposing it to a bunch of people online, you'd also expect your discord tranny to wash the dingle berries from his butthole before sending you pics
>>34147008Don't worry anon, I'm sure things will all work out in the end, I believe in you <3Just remember, no matter how bad life gets, it can always get even worse
>>34147418*nukes you*
>>34147035Drink water instead>>34147047Based, 2D > 3D>>34147045Roses were her fave though...
>>34147285Yes and no.No in that I don't need reassurance. I wouldn't marry a woman if I thought she were even remotely likely to be unfaithful. Yes in that the women who would do that, even if it is relatively rare, are vermin, and mandatory paternity testing is the only way to completely destroy their behavior. It needs to be mandatory, because otherwise, those types will feign indignance and look indistinguishable from the women who react with varying degrees of offense at the (real or imagined) implication of distrust.
>>34147073M, I don't trust anyone>>34147130The Dark Knight
>>34147148Congrats on cleaning your room <3>>34147150>but doesn't ask for my numberYou didn't ask for theirs either? >>34147170What you working on currently>>34147161>the conversation was flowing effortlessly and you lost track of timeNta but I've never experienced this with anyone in my entire lifeI'll go on a second date if the girl is pleasant to hang out with and I find her attractive
>>34147200>late 20s when I went the longest I ever had without a gf, which was about 2 or 3 years>another relationship that burned out in just 6 months, which is the shortest I've ever hadHoly normalfagCongrats though>>34147214Based and same if we're thinking about the same person>>34147215Not a bad idea if you're a CS dork>>34147226I don't convince her lol I just lock in to my fatherhood eraThat would never happen though cause I'm not a sexhaver
>>34146654yeah
>the spamming creep is still shitting up the threadcall me when the coast is clear
>>34147286M, usually the latter>>34147292Imagine the clean-up>>34147313>>34147347Awww yeah, good stuff boyz
>>34147430Normalfagging isn't all it's cracked up to be, I somewhat wish I'd never met the 6 month girl at all.
>>34147340I don't see any big issues with your hair beside the fact it is dirty and greasy. To fix that, just wash it. Volume & Body by pantene is pretty good for oily hair.What are your concerns specifically, beside that?
>>34147372I think most people look much worse in selfies than IRL lol unless you know how to take them or are really photogenicWhen I went out with a girl from an app she said I looked better in person kek
>>34146776Hell no, I want a fun lively relationship. I wanna make life fun for her and I wanna be with someone who makes my life more fun
>>34147437You literally want to fuck your mom.
>>34147419Ow>>34147411I did say they should wash between their toes...>>34147434>somewhat wish I'd never met the 6 month girl at all.What happened>>34147432Are you literally here 24/7 lolAnyway I caught up, toodles
>>34147438NTA but my mom never made my life more fun.
>>34147411>the oil hair incel is the reddit spacer it all adds up
In exactly 2 weeks, I will be getting my last HPV vaccine and my real life will finally begin. I will no longer be a virgin by the end of february at the latest
>not eating frosted flakes with choccy milk for breakfast and having a big glass of fruit juice with it wtf are you even doing?
>>34147447>will no longer be a virgin by the end of february at the latestGl with that
>>34147449>wtf are you even doing?Vaping and drinking water and will probably not eat all day today
>>34147452a crazy mf
I find it hilarious how the most capable male can be brought to his knees by a girl undressing Infront of him
>>34147454then men try to claim women aren't the ones in charge
>>34147439>What happenedI realized wasn't ready for a relationship and hadn't quite moved on from some shit, and she was somewhat the same. We just weren't right at that time. She dropped me pretty hard and pretty suddenly though and said she never wants to talk to me again, so it really hit me.
>>34147438Nta, I only said I'd sleep with my mom when she was younger if we were unrelated, that's completely different kek>>34147453FrfrI'll eat tomorrow>>34147454I look away cause it's good manners
>>34146990Put her in a cooler/fridge full of ice to prevent her from melting while I take her to switzerland so we can live a life where she won't melt and I'll have a good suppy of chocolate to replenish the parts of her body that I nibble and lick and suck away from her while fucking
your shoes are to blame for you always being exhausted
>>34147164I'm going to bed soon, but I like yo, and wish you more self esteem for the future
>>34147226Money argument, we can't afford it
>>34147285I'd be surprised if I had a baby with a girl I didn't trust
>>34147461>you always being exhaustedBut I am not.Today I just have a hangover.
>>34147292If it's harmless and it turns you on, I'd definitely do it, and I'm sure a guy who likes you would agree. Some guys who wouldn't are sorta weird imo
>>34147467yes, a shoe hangover
>>34147285I am not having kids.Fuck that noise
>>34147312This genuinely is a real thing. Shits should not be kept inside the body for too long. Do take shits often by eating fiber. If you keep them in, they fuck with your gut and will cause side effects you won't realize is because you don't shit enough
>>34147469But I didn't even go hiking!I am just my normal ultra horny self.
>>34147471fiber is a jewish scam to sell you more toilet paper
>>34147461Pretty sure it's the heavy drinking and lack of sleep more than my beat up shoes
>>34147472>normal>ultra hornypick one
>>34147438My moom literally made my life hell. I
>>34147461It's actually vitamin D and Magnesium
>>34147455women try to claim they aren't in charge, but they control everything
>>34147476I am normally ultra horny by other people's standards.I can also barely look straight.
>>34147480dummy, you think someone stays in control by loudly proclaiming they are in control?
>>34147478tell me about how taking those has magically transformed your life >inb4 started taking it 3 months ago and still riding the placebo effect
>>34147454Couldn't be me. If a really sexy attractive girl stripped in front of me here and now as I am typing this, I'd just glance at her because it's really weird to do that and then i'd say, "sure, make yourself comfortable" and then just get back to 4chanYou can not influence me. I have several forcefield layers of autism, low self esteem and trust issues. I am Unmovable
>>34147481so you look gay?
I can feel a comeback approaching
>>34147489Nta those are both important.Especially for women, it makes them have prettier nails and able to get fucked harder.
She's a 10 but she does shit like this
>>34147496sure they are important but not more importanter than light footwear
>>34147498Feet are irrelevant.
My day is ruined
>>34147499>hauling around heavy weights on your feet all day has no impact on your energyok schlomo
>>34147492Nta but this reminds me of the time a baddie stayed over at mine and got in red lingerie and I was like "wow very cool" >>34147481>I can also barely look straightHave you tried turning your head sideways
>>34147501Why would a woman do that?Fucking turbo-retard.
>>34147501I switched to barefoot minimal shoes and walk barefoot most of the time, it did not change my energy level at all. The only thing that changed my energy levels was fixing my sleep schedule and working out more regularly.
>>34147498Nta but when I'm working on my feet all day hauling around heavy shit, I'm gonna get sore feet and blisters regardless of what shoes I'm wearing lolObviously good footwear can make a difference but not massively at least ime. Also before my first paycheck at one job I couldn't wear steelies so had to wear black sneakers full of holes. Probably harder when you get older tho
>>34147493Heh.That might make some things easier, but no, I am just a tall nerd who is hubgover.
>>34147497Little weird to do it with your own but I know a guy who has a taxidermy mouse holding a beer
>>34147504wear shoes? idk, because the shoekikes told her to?
>>34147505>I got more energy by wasting more energy something isn't adding up schmuel
>>34147508Lol basedI think the girl is based also
>>34147506I'm not talking about situations where wearing protective shoes makes sense
GenderWhen will the world return to normal?
>>34147509Fuck off already.
>>34147514F never, we're at the end times
>>34147498How far do you think people are walking every day?
>>34147514Define normal>>34147513OK fair enough kekI'm wearing garfield slippers rn>>34147511Nta, it sounds counter-intuitive but being more physically active (and thus also sleeping better probably) can help your energy levels overall. I feel more sluggish and groggy as a NEET than when I was hauling pallets all day or whatever
>>34147511It's a well studied fact that exercise helps boosting energy levels, anon.https://www.health.harvard.edu/exercise-and-fitness/does-exercise-really-boost-energy-levelsIf you get very tired from walking with shoes, you probably should work out more too :)
>>34147505NtaWhat brands do you like?I've tried 2 styles of xeros but my pinky toe is still not happy.
>>34147520it's true for most sports but it's absolutely not true for swimming.myself and every other swimmer i know prefers to swim in the evening because they'll just be sleepy all day otherwise.
>>34147518Nta but I used a step counter thing one day at my prev job and did ~35k steps, that's like 17 miles, the steps do add upAm sitting on my ass all day currently tho
>>34147526Were you walking at a brisk pace for literally half your shift wtfI feel like the majority of people are not going far enough every day to worry about the weight of their regular shoes. It's something to consider if you're planning on walking 17 miles in a day though that's for sure.
>>34147520>idiot scientists once again unable to differentiate between cause and effect
>>34147531>Were you walking at a brisk pace for literally half your shift wtfI'm always at a brisk pace, gotta go fastI wish I could roller blade at work tho
hating on AI is nigger behavior
Simping for AI is indian behavior
>be me>awkward virgin autist 5'4 manlet>walking down a quiet street>walk past a subway sandwich shop window>here banging and screaming>walk backwards to see who it was>two girls>don't know them>they start waving at me with concerning excitement>get weirded out and walk onDid I get mistaken for someone famous or did I get pranked or did I get laughed at or what the fuck? Surly not catcalled. I wouldn't say i'm "ugly" but i'm definitely not attractive. Ladies, or men, what the fuck was that?
MI'm dumb, timid, emotional, and weak. The only things I'm good at are dancing and cooking. Just today, I had some leftover Bolognese I made two days ago and decided to do something fun with it, so I used it as filling for homemade ravioli. I also made a cup of cappuccino using my home coffee machine with Ethiopian beans. It all turned out pretty great. I opened some sour cream to dip the ravioli in, and it was soooo good. Anyway, will I ever be able to find a wife?
>>34147553why do fucking chromosome niggers think strangers on the internet can interpret a random situation with 80% of critical infomercials missing?
>>34147554>ethiopian beans >will I ever be able to find a wifeno
>>34147524I don't know if my recs will be very useful. I'm a woman, have average width feet but have high arches, for context. I mostly wear them because I'm a shoe hater and minimal footwear is what feels less like feet prisons.Brands I own:>Barevene (Casanova)They fit pretty snug on my feet, but I found them really well made and comfortable. Had them for quite some time, got a lot of wear out of them. >Origo (Mary Jane)Fit like gloves, well constructed, very comfy, wide. Did stink of leather for quite some time tho.>Groundies (Everyday Chelsea, Panama)Love them, real comfy. They have a Barefoot+ line that might be what you're looking for if you have extra wide feet.If you don't know of her already, I've found Anya Barefoot has great reviews of brands and goes into detail about how the shoes fit. She has a great matching system.>>34147525I don't experience that at all, swim first thing in the morning every day. Talking with my MIL she told me that for her the sleepiness was mostly due to the loss of heat in the swimming pool. I'm not very sensitive to temperature in general, so it makes sense to me that I don't feel exhausted/sleepy after swimming.
>>34147554That sounds delicious broYgmi
>>34147555I don't see what critical info I missed. That was the situation, that's what happened, and I'm baffled by what it was or what it could possibly be. Why do people act like that? That's all i'm asking
>>34147559>I'm a woman, have average width feet but have high archesPerfect.Sorry that's not a sex thing lol just, same. I've heard of groundies but not the other two so thank you. I think my feet are a normal width it's just that my pinky toe yearns to poke out past the side of my foot. And they're sideways. One side of my nail touches the ground on the outside.
>>34147514FWhen was it normal?
>>34147554I'm also dumb, timid, emotional and weakWill probably just subsist on alcohol and cigarettes today kek
>>34147559for me, it doesn't really matter whether i take a hot shower and warm up afterwards, i'll still be tired for the day. i've definitely heard that it has to do with the drop in body temp as well, though.
I wish I had a jacuzzi.
>>34147569No worries! I really like groundies the best for sneakers/every day shoes. Their return policy is ass if you're not in Europe tho. Other brands I've been looking at that make good looking barefoot shoes are Ohne Project and Shapen.>>34147573I understand! I know several people who are evening swimmers because of the sleepiness. I've always felt great after swimming personally.
I wish I had some jack and an uzi.
>>34147585I had too much too drink already.And guns are fucking idiotic.
>>34147582>rich nepo baby thinks her experience of energy budgeting applies to anyone else absolutely hilarious
>>34147587>herZhhhuuuuz
>>34147586*puts gun in your mouth*
>>34147589wait till she starts yapping about her perfect marriage again
>>34147585I wish I was in a jacuzzi with Jackie while drinking Jack and listening to Uzi while holding an uzi in case there are home intruders
The other girl was nicer, I hate this hour.
>>34147587Energy budgeting for me is when I have a cold shower and go to bed with 3 jumpers cause I forgot to pay the electric bill
>>34147514>When will the world return to normal?FIt won't. We set humanity on a collision course the moment they shot that damn gorilla.
>>34147594Oxford is the nicest person here what are you on about
>>34147590Sorry not gay so I don't suck on metal like you!
>>34147593Jackie Kennedy?
>>34147601Idk who this is but she's kinda bad nglShe prolly is rich enough to have a jacuzzi
>>34147598holy reddit
>>34147557They're good, and freshly roasted because I brought them from a local roaster.>>34147566Thank you, it truly was delicious.>>34147572Don't do that. Addiction will ruin you. Alcohol is okay from time to time. I also have a few bottles of nice wine from a local monastery, but I try to drink no more often than twice a month.
>>34147607>it truly was deliciousSave some for me <3>Addiction will ruin youThink that ship has long sailed in my case lol
>>34147602>Idk who this is oh dear
>>34147301>Have you ever got back with an ex years later? What was it like? Did it work out?Yes, we got married.
>>34147613Is this a real photo
>>34147603This. Real niggas know it started when that man wrote an article about a fucking text based choose your own adventure game
>>34147301M, no, went for drinks with one but I think she just wanted a hookup not a date
Has any men ever tried not sleeping until you get laid?
>>34147615yeah
>>34147301MSexually? Yea lol lots. Not romantically tho
>>34147619That sounds like a manic episode kekBut no sod that, sleep is king
>>34147587>rich nepo babyWhat? lmao
I’m scared of sex
>>34147615yes. you can jerk off to it in good faith that you are not jerking off to AI slop.you're welcome.
>>34147628sex is scared of you
>>34147619I better give up on sex than on sleep
>>34147628How come Same kek>>34147629Dat gyatt tho>>34147626She has a masters and makes good money as a speech therapistBut ig everyone with money must be a nepo baby according to the haters kek
>>34147630Another victory for the hermeticists
>>34147601>>34147602>>34147613Her and Nancy Reagan were apparently throat goats.
>>34147619No, my mother laid me 29 years ago and I slept most of the time before that. I remember
>>34147587what the actual fuck did they mean by this
>>34081548Update on the sitch btw, I got a bit of money from jobs so paid her back with an extra 20 bucks as a thank youHowever she wants someone to go to a concert with so got us a couple of tickets which I'm sure weren't cheapTbh I can't be arsed with it but I'll make an effort and hopefully it'll be a fun time>>34147634>Nancy ReaganWho
>>34147628Me too
>>34147634I mean, he did have a thing for bj's I bet marily monroe sucked dick like a champ too
>>34147639Thank you anon
>>34147633Another win for the gene pool
>>34147637>WhoRonald Reagan's wife. She apparently rode the cock carousel in Hollywood.>>34147640Probably. Now I'm wondering about Melania.
>>34147643Haha
>>34147644>Melania She's a bought slavic child prostitute trained on little saint james, ofc she is.
>>34147628I'm scared of sex in a way that turns me on. Like it's similar to doing something mildly dangerous for fun to me. Does that make sense?
>>34147650Sure it does, like reckless driving. Wonder why your brain is wired that way, that’s not typical is it?
>>34147636It's about me and I genuinely don't know what he's talking about. I'm not rich, I work a very normal job and I said that what fixed my energy levels was to workout and fix your sleep cycle... which seems common sense to me.
>>34147651I assume it's from being sexually assaulted at a young age. Most atypical things about me can probably be safely attributed to that.
>>34147594It wouldn't be so bad if Swiss would just post her hands.
>>34147652Oh LMAO you're saying they misunderstood your personal energy levels to mean your fucking electricity bill?
>>34147653Hm, yeah. I didn’t realize that’s how you saw sex, though. I just end up crying after because I’m terrified of being abandoned, so I avoid it
>>34147644Please don't reply to the retarded narc.
>>34147657What have I done now kek
M>tfw you have the shoe size of an average woman
>>34147656It's not like I actively think about it as scary, I just acknowledge that I get anxious about it in a similar way to some other anxieties I have. But the intimacy is so worth it that it greatly outweighs any worries.>I just end up crying after because I’m terrified of being abandonedHaving sex and being abandoned aren't inextricably linked in most cases, so I assume you have some bad experiences that inform that connection?
>>34147655I frankly have no idea what it was about lol
>>34147662F.>tfw you have the cup size of an average man
>>34147661Why do you have ops?
>>34147668Everyone on road has ops kek
>>34147662It's a good feeling. Means I can use their shoes and they can use mine. Helpful given all my friends are girlsbut they keep fucking teasing me about it"ooh he has such tiny little feet!!!" ok
State GenderWho is the most famous person you know?
>>34147664I must, but I’m not sure where that would stem fromThis is random but, I’m sorry for the horrible things I’ve said to you in the past. I appreciate you and wish you the best, keep your wonderment alive
>>34147672f(You)
>>34147667ouch...
>>34147671I love to wear girl's shoes too. Some of them are so good and stylish
>>34147668Fuck you.
>>34147673It could just be a wire crossed somewhere. Happens all the time with any sort of trauma. Therapy unironically helps you tug on each wire in a safe environment until you and the professional can find why you feel the way you do. It's been helping me a lot.>I’m sorry for the horrible things I’ve said to you in the pastLike what? People say a lot of horrible things here, so it's hard to tell who has said what. Regardless, I can forgive you. Words aren't too hard to get over.
>>34147677Ikr? That's why I go crazy with my wardrobe and accessories. Need to make my waist-up side profile as feminine as possible.
>>34147667Doesn't matter if you are slim in general.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34147672F I can't name him, he's more on the infamous side atm
>>34147689I'm not. 34-33-44.
>>34147683> It's been helping me a lot.Means a lot more than you know. Very happy to hear that
>>34147692I don't know what that is in real measurements.
>>34147672M, not going to name any names kek but when I was a receptionist I would talk often to a pretty famous actress and a film directorI also knew the family who created Polly Pocket kek, they were loaded
>>34147693The accountability is what's really been great. Having someone I'm literally paying to be on my ass to stay mindful of my feelings and to try different things has kept me from just settling on the status quo.>>34147696Don't make me go on a tirade against the metric system.
>>34147672Lil b
>>34147671>all his friends are girls>he wears their shoesZoomie men, everyone. I can picture you in my mind. You are a metrosexual looking skinny little frail faggot. Probably carries a handbag about with him with a little toy dog in it
>>34147700Did he ask you for a feet pic when you were underage
>>34146593Crush texting back and forth yesterday morning. Basically saying she was going to cook me something and bring it for next time she sees me. She suddenly doesn't respond at around midday onwards.Don't hear from her until the following evening (today) with a little joke we had going yesterday. I respond. No reply. Suddenly get a text very late at night saying what she was planning on making has to wait til the next day because she just got home.She's been out with another guy and has had her back blown out overnight and all today hasn't she lol?
>>34147699>a tirade against the metric systemI thought you weren't retarded.
>>34147703I see you also know the basedgod
>>34147702What completes the mental image is him having the fattest cock ever.
>>34147702>carries a handbag about with him with a little toy dog in itNta but I did this when I was a kid lolNo wonder my mom thought I was gay
>>34147704I grow tired of your posts, it reeks of.... Meek, and cuckoldry.
>>34147702And I get so much pussy because of it>>34147708correct
>Persian women are so beautiful it's a torture for the eyes to even look at themAlexander the GreatHow do I get a persian femanon to fall in love with me?
>>34147704Don't make assumptions lol, she could've just been busy or tired, sounds like things are otherwise going well tho
>>34147706Systems in place for measurement are contextual. Liters vs grams, etc. i think that the human body is generally sized in a way that inches and feet are still appropriate. I'd prefer metric units for most things, but most body parts and clothes can be more colloquially sized based on the imperial system.
>>34147714Go to persia and become a prince Isn't persia like, not a real place anymore
>>34147718Ok.
>>34147720Well now I'm worried I sound stupid.
>>34147719>Isn't persia like, not a real place anymoreNow it's called Iran
>>34147719They shut their internet down for two days and mfs are saying it doesn't exist any more
>>34147708No, definitely not. More like a wee pencil neck>>34147713There's a term for what you do. The whole "i'm a harmless little faggot! you can feel safe around ME, ladies! please have sex with me..." kinda gross but if it works it works
>>34147714Go to LA, convert to Islam or judaism depending on the type of Persian you want, become a doctor or a lawyer, start mingling in tehrangeles
>>34147724Bs if true>>34147723Oh right >I raaan, I ran so far awaaaay....
>>34147714Persian women are very beautiful. I remember years ago at an apartment viewing, there was a Persian woman there and she ended up on my arm as we looked at apartments together because I could speak English and knew how to cut through the bullshit the leasing agent was throwing out. She was educated and smart, came to my city to finish her PhD. Very happy person, very capable
>>34147702>>34147725why sudden melty?
>>34147721I kinda felt like saying something degrading now, but it seems unwarranted. lol
>>34147672>Who is the most famous person you know?I know Noel Deyzel and some other famous gym people and influencer.
>>34147731So, you know nobody.
I'm poor as shit rn so only have one pair of functional casual pants to my name, some blue jeansI got some cash though so might buy another, what should I get? I was thinking just some black jeans or maybe some chinos
>>34147725>The whole "i'm a harmless little faggot! you can feel safe around ME, ladies! please have sex with me..." kinda gross but if it works it worksIt's genuine and sincere. It just also happens to work incredibly well. My huge cock is a nice bonus
>>34147672I know some CEOs of a few airlines. That's about it.
>>34147730I can handle some harsh opinions if they're worded appropriately. Tear into me.
>>34147734They call you a narc because the first paragraph was completely unnecessary
>>34147733>So, you know nobody.I don't get it
when I'm stressed and depressed I tend to hear voices in my head telling me to do things, ever since 2026 started I've been hearing them more and more to the point the first thing I hear when I wake up is them sometimes they say things like "make them pay, "destroy it all", "nothing matters" and "it won't stop"Am I going insane? I honestly don't know what to do as a man because admitting this to someone will just get me laughed at IRL. I'm just so tired of feeling angry, sad and unable to enjoy things anymore, life has started feeling like enemies are everywhere.
>>34147672F. I only know some hotshot scientists in certain fields. And I only "know" them in that I've exchanged pleasantries with them.
>>34147739It wasn't going to be a harsh opinion, just sexually degrading you since I am kinda horny.But I know you aren't into that.
>>34147729>why sudden melty?
>>34147672MNobody, reallyMy dad went to school with a few famous people though
>>34147672M>Who is the most famous person you know?Fedor Emelianenko
>>34147740I was just explaining the sitch, calm your titsTbh if I didn't spend so much on alcohol, cigarettes and gacha I could probably have a lot more clothes
>>34147740Don't reply to it.
>>34147672FCan’t say the name. Famous artist, bought me a new car last year
>>34147749You're a creep
>>34147735There's nothing genuine or sincere about it. You little pest. You little bug. I know what you are...
>>34147744Oh, I really don't get sexual degradation. Like I'd much rather here "I want to do X to you" than "I want to do X to you because you're a stupid bitch". It's an unnecessary modifier.
>>34147753How hard did you let him rail you?
>>34147742No it's not insane dude or anything to be ashamed of but I think you should really talk to somebody about it and look into getting some supportPsychosis symptoms are actually pretty common with depression, you're far from alone with itPersonally I just try to ignore the unhelpful voices and tell them to fuck off kek
Would american bacon be suitable for bacon and beans soup, or is it somehow too much of a drastic change compared to bri'ish bacon like canadian bacon
>>34147742Does your voice sound like Alex Jones
>>34147757I already said I know you aren't into it...
>>34147748>Fedor EmelianenkoBased
>>34147755How am I a creep kek
>>34147756It's not my fault women fall for my cosy charms
>>34147768I can tell you rape women.
>>34147672its a tossup between my sister and the two champs at the boxing gym
>>34147770It's true, first I try on women's shoes and then I rape them
>>34147763Yeh, I just like explaining shit. Maybe I'm still stuck in therapy mode.
>>34147773You fuck shoes?
>>34147774Uh huh.
>>34147773>>34147775>anon admits to fucking a pair of loafers without consent
>>34147775Without their consent specifically
>>34147768>teehee im your gay (straight) best friend! let me wear your shoes, bestie! OMG I love your dress! you look fabulous! can I try it on?! yeah, right now... Go on, take your dress off...
>>34147774Did you just go to therapy? How was it
>>34147770thats not qt
>>34147783There can be more than one rapist in this thread.
>>34147781You haven't quite got it right. They're the ones pushing to play dress-up with me. That's the key
Do women generally want to get fucked and used so hard that they can barely walk the next day?
>>34147782Not today, yesterday. It was good, though it got pretty deep in an uncomfortable way. Though I guess that's sort of the point.
>>34147789Yes, but it's not a daily thing. Same way you wouldn't want to eat at a buffet every day.
>>34147789I don't think generally, but it's definitely a preference for some people. Like me.
>>34147786>oh my gosh wouldn't it be funny if like you all made me wear your clothes?! >haha noooo it was a joke nooo im not wearing that! stop it! haha... yes... take them all off.... UH I MEAN NOOOOOOThat's more like it
>>34147793>>34147792Now which one of these isn't JH...
>>34147781What is with some anons roleplaying fantasies of other posters?
>this is how 24yo men look like walled
>>34147796The latter.
>>34147797>one minute apart obviously both
>>34147796>>34147799It's-a-me! Mario!
>>34147795I get the feeling you have a specific fantasy in your head which you want to be true
Deadass killed chat fr
>>34147793I've been told I fuck really hard and so far all women enjoyed how I talked to them and fucked them rough.I think "normal" sex is off the table for me, at least most times, which might be an issue for some.
>>34147804I could happily live with that, at least.
>>34147802>no it's not like that! you are the creepy pervert not me!Yeah, ok, everyone believes you
>>34147807I mean sometimes I go so hard, in the moment you might feel like a sextoy who is just being used.
>>34147810NTA, I believe him.
>>34147804I’m getting Déjà vu Yall really just commit to your bits
>>34147811Now you're just trying to turn everyone on.
>>34147811I know what you are and what you're doingKeep your attempts at flirting and ERP in the Discord I assume you have
>>34147816>everyoneGranted I am horny, as basically always, I know how I use women is not for every body.
>>34147818
>>34147817this, extremely gross
>Sarge is angry again
>>34147816>>34147818>>34147811>>34147807This is two men talking to eachother, wackin off to eachother. And only one of them knows it
>>34147672>State Gender>Who is the most famous person you know?I knew of a vtuber that would go online years ago, thought it was just a precorded video at first. He was pretentious
>>34147312>Guys: If you hold in a shit too long, does it sort of ferment and take on a weird smell and texture when you do finally shit?You cause your body especially your colon harm. Dont do it, even if you get diarrhea, just go to nearest bathroom and or emergency bathroom and take a dump.
>>34147818What's important is communication. As long as it comes from a place of empathy and control, I don't think a guy being rough would ever be a negative. At worst, it ends when someone's uncomfortable.
>>34147824Les sept métaux transmettent l'or de l'âme
>>34147758I’m a virgin. We are friends.
>>34147832Yeah, nothing is more important than proper communication in a relationship.And I also love giving aftercare after a rough session, since she was such a good doll and let me use her for my enjoyment. Good toys need to be trated properly.
>>34147838never have I seen a more virginal post
>>34147838>good doll>Good toys need to be trated properlyListen, dawg. I let my partner put me on a a leash and take me on walks, but if she ever said some shit like this I would throw up.
>>34147838>since she was such a good doll and let me use her for my enjoyment. Good toys need to be trated properly.How do people write stuff like this on the internet without feeling deep shame and embarrassment?
State genderDoes yearning feel good or bad for you?
>>34147849F, bad
>>34147845ewwww
>>34147791How long you been going for? Do you think it's helped you in a noticeable way?
>>34147849M, bad if it's something I know I can never attain, good if it's somrthing I can
>>34147849What do you mean by yearning?yearning for a sense of self worth? a stable life? true friends, true connections, a lover? a sense that your life isn't meaningless and making up lists on why everyone you know would probably be better if off if you were dead? I need context here.
>>34147861>making up lists on why everyone you know would probably be better if off if you were deadholy pathetic
>>34147848I am not a kid, why would I care about anons who aren't interested?
I started working out and doing intermittent nofap and now I keep having sex dreams and waking up with raging boners
>>34147866>intermittent nofap dystopian
>>34147867If I had gf there would be no need but we live in a dystopian society yes
>>34146826thats so weird arent you supposed to kiss her after she sucks you off why not vice versa
Women getting angry and screaming at me is just funny to me idk why. Like I can't take them seriously at all, I try my hardest not to laugh.
>>34147881stop jerking off
>>34147867Isn't intermittent casual sex dystopian? Women seem to be huge fans of that.
>>34147882NtaNo.
It's genuinely tragic how hard it is to find a woman who's lean these days
>>34147798Bro looks 40 lol
>>34147798I'm turning 28 in a few months and I got carded for a pink monster energy yesterday
>>34147886>It's genuinely tragic how hard it is to find a woman who's lean these daysI used to be anorexic
>>34147891Yookay peeps are mega cucked.They all psychologically raped by the government to the point where they all want to fuck their moms.
>>34147892Not him, but EDs kinda stay with you all life, no?
>>34147892and what are you now? fat?
>>34147892anorexics get fat the moment they turn 30 because them being skinny wasn't them being healthy
>>34147894in the sense that it genuinely gives you lasting brain damage, yes.People who have had ED history are measurably more retarded, they actually have atrophied brains.
>>34147898I meant more like that it never goes truly away and stays in the back of your mind?
>>34147891I'm turning 29 this year, and when I wear a beanie they ask for ID. When I don't, they don't. Fuck my stupid balding life. I'm on meds already, and it’s still an early stage, so I have a high chance of recovering everything aside from my teen hairline.
>>34147893>Yookay refers to the black and Muslim British culture in the UKLmaoMy f a m is white and from Yurop
I fucking hate my girlfriend's new haircut and I wish she'd go back to her usual style. Best way to tell her and not make her sad or angry?
>>34147904>babe your new haircut makes your ass look fat
>>34147904Just be honest. What's the new hair style?
>>34147904>my ex used to wear her hair like that
>>34147905
>>34147904anon, do you understand that you can't glue hair back on? she can't "go back to her old style"
>>34147894>Not him, but EDs kinda stay with you all life, no?I am referring to being underweight rather than having body dysmorphia that causes me to undereat. I was about 5'4 and just under 100 lbs. You could play my rib cage like a xylophone.>>34147895>and what are you now? fat?No, healthy I guess. My bf% is around 20. I had a DEXA done a few months ago.
>>34147898No wonder they're all so fucking obnoxious, their brain is literally shriveled up.
Is there a NORMAL girl on atoga?>not ugly>not flat>not a whore>not obese >not anorexicIt shouldn't be that hard to not be any one of these.
Gender, what are your thoughts on the Big Arch Burger?
>>34147909I know that, I'd like it if she'd go back to her usual style over time. Want to (gently) tell her my preference but make sure she knows its her choice to do what she wants with her hair.>>34147906I don't know I'm quite stupid, she's got bangs, they're even and I really dislike it. I'm looking for an image that matches it but all of them are quite flattering lmao>>34147907Devious
>>34147914Nope. Most of them started sleeping around very early with their uncles and cousins kek
>>34147914>Is there a NORMAL girl on atoga?>>not ugly>>not flat>>not a whore>>not obese>>not anorexic>It shouldn't be that hard to not be any one of these.The namefag cat posters(they're attention whores online and irl if you've noticed, there's some lurkers, normie lurkers)
>>34147914>anon thinks normal people come here
MenCan you do the Movie Bob Challenge?
>>34147919>there's some lurkers, normie lurkersfr? Lurkers, are you here? Reply if you're actually a normie and a lurker.
>>34147915>Gender, what are your thoughts on the Big Arch Burger?I dont know my family stopped eating at McDonald's, kind of want to try it but ehh.
>>34147917>>34147906Looks like this but her hair's not as long.
>>34147928I tried it, it's basically a double quarter pounder with big mac sauce.
>>34147914>not flat
>>34147925No, I have a small stomach. I'm already full after one cheeseburger and a small coke. There's not even room for fries.Also, it's unhealthy, at Mc I usually get a salad for myself, sometimes without dressing. And a cup of water.
>>34147925i wouldnt be able to drink all 4 cokes and only one of the fries but otherwise probably
>>34147929>Looks like this but her hair's not as longBangs usually don't look good on everyone especially if she doesn't have the right face shape. Let her grow it out and next time tell her to ask a better hairstylist for a good recommendation based on her face shape
>>34147925No, I’d probably start vomiting a little over a third of the way in.
>>34147914I'm normal by your definition.>>34147904I don't think you can really tell her that you dislike her hair without making her upset, especially if she just got her haircut.Wait for a few weeks. Before her next appointment, maybe say that you really miss her old hairstyle and while she looks beautiful with her new hair, you really have a soft spot for that look because it reminds you of (how she was when you fell in love with her, some bullshit).
>>34147931They just want people to be lazy and waste their money
>>34147940>I'm normal by your definitionUr a whore
>>34147914Anorexic skelly girlies need love too.
>>34147942I'm not tho.
>>34147935>at Mc I usually get a salad for myself, sometimes without dressing. And a cup of water.How fucking boring.Are you always this way?
Girls, isn't anything sacred to you? Why do you have to ruin the concept of marriage top?
/atoga/, What if you had a son and he said he wanted to do ballet? State gender.
Dreamt about showering with a woman.She was white, thin, had hazel eyes, dark hair down to her shoulders and stood about a head shorter than me.Had very soft skin and smiled at me.The shower was actually big enough for it to not be awkward too.
>>34147953He can dance if he wants to.
>>34147953My parents tried to get into ballet, I remember being popular with the girls, and then quitting because it was boring.
>>34147938>especially if she doesn't have the right face shapeYou're basically put my scrambled thoughts into words. That's it, that's what was off.>>34147940>Wait for a few weeks. Before her next appointment, maybe say that you really miss her old hairstyle and while she looks beautiful with her new hair, you really have a soft spot for that look because it reminds you of (how she was when you fell in love with her, some bullshit).I will do that, that sounds like a good way to soften the blow. Yes there's no way she'd be happy to hear it.
>>34147953MI’d happily support him.
>>34147956>get get *me into ballet
>>34147952Making religionfags seethe is one of my favorite hobbies.
>>34147950Yes, I also don't drink alcohol and order coke zero or carbonated water at bars when my friends invite me out.
>>34147953MI wouldn't let him and not because it's faggotry but because it will fuck up his feet, ankles and knees
>>34147962Surprised they haven't given up on you yet.
>>34147935>>34147962Hella based. Reject goyslop.
>>34147953F. Based. Ballet is great, it's the one thing I miss the most from my youth.>>34147952Anon, stop watching rage bait content made by OF girls and think that every woman is like that.
>>34147914>not uglyI get called cute a lot>not flatb cups>not a whoreI've had one sexual partner>not obeseI'm not obese but I'm slightly overweight, but it all seems to have gone to my thighs>not anorexicsee aboveHOWEVER, Im autistic
had a good dream for oncei was in some facility/campus/prison/asylum type thing. i met a girl there. we decide to run away to the woods. turns out we met before once as kids in my old hometown. so we decide to walk along the railroad tracks until we end up at my old house and play in my backyard. the end
>>34147968How do you know not every girl is like that? Maybe most girls are just acting like they are because they're oppressed by patriarchy
>>34147973Yeah she is just fucking with you, every girl wants exactly thatBasically their current life + never having to worry about money or anything again
State genderIf your bf/gf came out as poly and asked to open the relationship, what method would you use to murder them?
>>34147974>people are evil for not wanting to have to worry about money ok kike
>>34147975F, nice, less work for me.
>>34147979How do I find a frigid gf who has no passion in her heart?
>>34147955Going against the social order means living without safety.
>>34147982Literally every girl ever if they were honest.
>>34147973>How do you know not every girl is like that?From being a girl and not being like that.
>>34147982Any avoidant will be like that.
>>34147983Ok.
>>34147968Why did you give it up?
>>34147989Ballet is the kind of thing people get groomed into, and by the end of it, they become hyper sexual to cope with the trauma.
>>34147975scaphism>v3rification not requiredhmmmmmmmm
>>34147975MI would stay with her if she was hot enough. It's hard to get another gf, let alone a hot one.
>>34147915>Gender, what are your thoughts on the Big Arch Burger?FLooks good, but I find white, unnamed sauces questionable.>>34147925>Can you do the Movie Bob Challenge?NAM, but give me a couple hours and I could do it. >>34147952>Girls, isn't anything sacred to you?A. This is ragebaitB. They don't mean an actual cuck, just someone that is okay with a relationship being open only on their end. Basically be the ideal husband who is okay with them fucking other men. 99.99% of women would be viscerally disgusted by a cuck husband. >>34147953>What if you had a son and he said he wanted to do ballet?FI would let him.>>34147975>If your bf/gf came out as poly and asked to open the relationship, what method would you use to murder them?FI wouldn't. I would probably end it because body is one thing, but I don't share hearts.
>>34147991this
>>34147975>State gender>If your bf/gf came out as poly and asked to open the relationship, what method would you use to murder them?I'm not in a relationship. Hypothetically, I'd probably break up, I don't understand the concept and I don't want too/that type of relationship
>>34147975i wouldnt murder her over something so frivolous. id just set her car on fire and steal her valuables
>>34147995>husband who is okay with them fucking other menso a cuck?
>>34147975MDumping her on Valentine's Day.I actually did this
>>34147989I got an autoimmune condition that gave me severe arthritis and put me in a wheelchair for a while. Even after I recovered, I could not do pointe work. I still love watching ballet very much.
>>34148003Oof, sorry. Are you restricted from anything else you love too?
>>34148003Every time I see the words wheelchair, I immediately think of the cripple girl who posts here who got put into a wheelchair for chasing abusechad.
>>34148005>Every time I see the word wheelchair, I immediately think of chad.
>>34148008No, the girl who got crippled for chasing chad
Brown femanons, there is still time to be my wife if you don't want to get deported or put in a labor camp.
>>34147976Who said anything about evil?
My guilty pleasure is learning that a girl who chases bad boys got the shit beat out of her by some black dude she was fucking
>>34147975FI would be happy and incredibly grateful. When men want different pussy they usually go behind your back instead of making some grand sexuality announcement
>>34148005>Every time I see words, I think of abusechad.
>>34146593>see video online>younger woman in her 20s>in absolute hysterics in a hospital>apparently her bf/fiance whatever is in extreme crisis and the doctors are basically keeping him alive minute to minute>shes having a breakdown in a bathroom>feel oddly satisfied seeing two people clearly in love endure unspeakable tragedygenders, when did you realize you might be a terrible person
>>34148015Poltards can only think in extremes.
>>34148004Not really, no. The joints in my left ankle and left foot were the most affected by arthirtis, and they're still the weakest ones in my body. While dance did not work for me no matter what I tried, I can still do most things. I try to avoid putting stress on my joints when it's cold and wet out so I won't be running outside in winter or stuff like that, but running sucks and I don't miss it.I've had a really huge improvement in quality of life in the last 15 years due to new medicine being available. I've also been completely off medication for about 9 months and haven't had a flare up, hoping to keep it that way.
If I dated an incel would he want to mutually masturbate to Chad? If I said no, would he still secretly think about Chad every time he put his pp inside my vegana?
>>34148022The things I say to women during sex.
>>34147995That literally is cucking. By definition in the strictest sense.
>>34148027>dating an incel>still thinking about chattypical
>>34148031I am dating Chad and thinking about sex with incels here
>>34148033I am dating chat thinking about sex with (You) here
>>34148027this reads like you wanting a cuck bf more than it reads like a joke about incels desu
are you going to church today?
>>34148036Bro? Your mosque?
>>34148031Which chat are you banging?
i hate being horny. my sex drive feels like a gross curse i want people to help me get rid of, and doing anything sexual feels like going through an exorcism and im always embarassed about everything i do during it.is that fine to be like in a relationship or do i need like years of therapy
>>34148026I'm glad you're doing better. Now let me ask you, what's the next ballet that I should watch in 2026 (assuming it's available on YouTube)?
>>34148027im bisexual so yes
>>34148036LMAO
>>34148039therapy would be good if you can get it yes
>>34148036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR6dn_8btos
women of /atoga/ why does the average persian woman mog you so unbelievably hard
>>34147914I've kissed people before, so according to /atoga/ that makes me a whore, sorry>>34148036Just got back from there!
>>34148036Yes, with my gun.
Why don't the lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
>>34148039>is that fine to be like in a relationshiplol no.
>>34148047you mean the jewish whore that claimed to be persian in a canadian parking lot?
>>34148039thats natural selection saying no to you procreating, please listen
>>34148036Shabbat is on Friday night though
>>34148039In my experience, trying to "rid yourself" of anything that mixes shame + sexual arousal is like trying to quit perscription painkillers by using heroin. You're making it worse by framing your sexuality as a hinderance you're not comfortable with.
>>34148000>>34148030Yeah, but not as a fetish.>>34148012>Brown femanons, there is still time to be my wife if you don't want to get deported or put in a labor camp.I'd rather get deported. If I did get deported though, it would be funny.>>34148047>women of /atoga/ why does the average persian woman mog you so unbelievably hardA woman's beauty strongly correlates to how bloody her people's history is. Helen of Troy, for example.
>>34148039I'm guessing you're femaleJust try to remember you're not a representative of womankind on the world stage, you're one person who likes sex, and that's fine
>>34148053no i mean persian women i dont know what you are talking about in particular.
>>34148061lurk more
>>34148042I've seen Giselle 3 times over the last 2 years and I love it a ton. There's a couple performances on YT that I like, I think one I watched once was with Roberto Bolle if I'm not wrong.
>>34148064>be chronically online so I can screech about the Current ThingNo, thanks.
>>34148059"Is a thousand ships a lot?"
>>34148047The only persian I know is the pokemon
>>34148047They look okay. I saw images of Persian cats desu, those look much better
How did you feel when your boyfriend beat up and raped those kids?
>>34146891I've never gone longer than 2 weeks without sex since I was 11 years old.
>>34146953Yes, buggery is normalistic male behaviour.
>>34148064lil bro if you knew any persian chicks irl you'd know what he was talking about but you just assumed (making an ass outta u and me) he's talking about the latest psyop.
>>34148065I've actually seen Giselle already, and it was Roberto Bolle for me too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOm922Fhx8I also liked him with Misty Copeland in Romeo and Juliet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnpPu7j6Dg
>>34148079thisthey are so pretty i need to get fit and rich for a persian gf.
>>341480820/10 bait
>>34148036M, no, I've only left my room to make a coffee and have a cigarette outsideMy roommate just asked me how the job hunt's going, better apply to more stuff tonight...
>>34148085What does this have to do with Anna Kendrick lmaoShe is a legend tho
>>34148082I don't know a single woman who wants to be approached in public. I don't even go to the bathroom alone because I don't want some guy to sleaze me up
>>34148036>are you going to church today?Kek! Fucking Kekek even!
If /atoga/ had a guild in an MMO, what would it be like? Do you think we'd actually clear the content of the game in a timely fashion, or would we be a more 'for fun' type of guild?
>>34146953no most men are not homosexual deviants fantasizing about fucking eachother. I suggest you seek some form of medication to fix these ideas.
>>34148092eternal predators aka the discord groomers would take control and select their grooming targets and nothing else would matter.
>>34148082You posted this yesterday pretending to be a woman
>>34148090Can you go get your people then that are saying this?https://www.mensjournal.com/sex-relationships/95-percent-of-single-women-agree-on-one-thing
>>34148082
>>34148095xhe's been posting it every day for a week
>>34148096>Want to learn to approach women the right way every time, so you never feel awkward or creepy or unsure what to say? DM me “APPROACH” and I’ll share details about my Approach Academy course.Absolutely no conflict of interest here
Grok is not welcome in India
>>34148092All the competent raid leaders I know are female, so I imagine most men would be banned for poor behaviour and just show up for DPS roles when needed.
>>34148080Bolle is such a gorgeous dancer. I still vividly remember him dancing in 2006 at the Olympics. I was in awe.Have you seen The Sleeping Beauty? La Bayadere is great as well.
M>making focaccia>spreading out the dough>say aloud, "man this dough really feels nice">My Mom chimes in "Yeah, because it feels like breasts, doesn't it?">flashback to my memories of past boob fondling, realize she's right So yeah virgin male anons, if you wanna know what boobs feel like go make a sourdough focaccia. Make sure you decorate it well though.
>>34148092for some reason I can only think of atoga as an EvE corp
>>34148104Based mom
>>34148104why the fuck would your mom say that? is she a lesbian?
>>34148104what in the alabama
>>34148101>women are unique and perfect for leadership roles>men are just faceless, interchangeable grunt workersFantasy reflects reality
>>34148105Do women play that game? Can they even comprehend it?
>>34148111>men bad, women goodso riveting, even the 4 millionth time
What's a good time to go to bed early if you are hung over and tired?
>>34148112you just point lasers at rocks it ain't that deep
Why are women obsessed with sex?
>>34148114Eight, maybe nine.
>>34148107>why the fuck would your mom say that?Because she knows I like women>>34148109What, do your parents normally not make sexually charged jokes?
>>34148101>All the competent raid leaders I know are female
>>34148116It takes one to know one.
>>34148103The first time I watched La Bayadere, it didn't click with me. Then it turned out I watched a production which removed the final scene of the Gods killing them all for their shameful marriage. Instead, the version I watched just ended with him becoming addicted to opium, and hallucinating dances for an hour. Which I guess is a valid artistic decision on some level, but I didn't feel like it was communicated clearly what they were going for. Later on I watched a different version which has the original ending, and it did work better for me, but I'll always eye La Bayadere warily for wasting my time like that.I have not seen The Sleeping Beauty, but I will watch it soon on your personal recommendation. And starring Roberto Bolle, no less.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAHSXki4eI
>>34148117Will try.
>>34148119>do your parents normally not make sexually charged jokes?no, no thats not a thing normal parents do
>>34148082Unless the men are from the Not People category. Then it's assault if they even look at women.
>>34148124Are you sure the jokes didn't just go over your head? But my dad doesn't, my mom does. My mom also used to slap our asses whenever we walked by her.
>>34148128yeah, that checks out
>>34148107>>34148109Zoomers...
Lol I slept like shit again, woke up in the middle of the night in a panic and everytime I fell asleep again which felt like 12 times I'd have a mini nightmare and wake up again anitaman
>>34148130I'm not a zoomer, your parents are just incest pedos
>>34148135I'm not the guy that posted that
>>34148137I know, multiple parents can be incest pedos
>>34148133Sorry to hear it anon )): take it easy and hope you get a better night's sleep tonightI also feel like ass, prolly also cause I not eaten tho
We might be invading Iran. How do you all feel about this?>>34148116>little red raping the big bad wolfLiterally me
>>34148124Why wouldn't it be normal? Mine didn't but a lot of my friends' parents did.>>34148139Do you think that someone making a sex joke means they intend or want to fuck you?
>>34148141>How do you all feel about this?I'll believe it when I see it
>>34148141>We might be invading Iran. How do you all feel about this?Not surprised, disappointed
>>34148141Finally, a country worth Freeing
Is this how WW3 starts, bros?
>>34148141>We might be invading Iran. How do you all feel about this?Give me a teenage Persian girlfriend and I'll sign up right away
boys, my brunch today was a banana, chocolate milk (with protein in it), and a bit of dried mango. is this w eats or girl dinner
>>34148151Dried mango pushes it into w eats, I'd say
>>34148141im happy the iranian regime might collapseim sad the US-Israeli cultural poison will soon be set upon the iranians in the regime's absence
>>34148151I just had two bowls of tomato soup I made two days ago. lolMight get a third one later unless I fall asleep.
>>34148147ww3 has been in progress for years my guy
I am not rooting for the home team to win WW3
>>34148133Wtf I did the same thing but it was to use the bathroom
>>34148141>We might be invading Iran.what would be the point? they don't even have enough water for tehran
>>34148154Don't be so sure, regimes collapse from within, people can't force change when their opponents are fanatics with machine guns
Explain this: why is a girl flirting with me and showing interest in person, but when I text her she takes hours or even a day to reply?
>>34148155make grilled cheese and its w eats
>>34148164She could be busy and not glued to her phone.
>>34148161Big Dick Donny is swinging his thang around just for the love of the game
>>34148166But all women do is charge they phone
>>34148167He has been saying some truly wild shit to the press lately lolThings wild enough that I worry the USA might not exist by the end of this century
Oh brothers, can you hear my voice or am I all alone?!
>>34148165Not sure if I posted a pic here, but I did the last two days. lolBut now I'm out of toast. Thought about dipping some carrots in there though.
>>34148164texting sucks ass, I interact with people when they are in front of me, otherwise, no
>>34148164she prioritizes real life, not just you specifically? when she's away from you she's probably engaging with whoever or whatever is directly in front of her. not everyone is terminally online.
>>34148167I always forget that retarded industrialists have massive incentives to bomb nothing for no reason>>34148172>centurytry year. you've got at most three.
>>34148175Highly autistic.
>>34148177>retarded>richer and in positions of power much greater than you Sure, bud.
>>34148141we wont. because nothing ever happens. iran is an irrelevant literallywho country in 2026. might as well invade trinidad and tobago
How can I find a stacked 29 something gf
>>34148177>try year. you've got at most three.I'd love that, but I can see this show continuing on for another bitter decade at least
>>34148160so not the same thing at all
How can I contribute to society?
>>34148178and? I don't owe random ass men to not be autistic
>>34148178ntathats the opposite of autisticautists love texting because theres no tone of voice, body language, etc. to misinterpret.
>>34148187kys
>>34148185>I'd love that, but I can see this show continuing on for another bitter decade at leastnah watch for the dow to hit 3,000 around december 2029
>>34147726I dont want an american persian wtf
>>34148177>try year. you've got at most three.if you really believe this you are so out of touch with reality lmao
>>34148194Anon is indeed a moron
>>34148193well that one's canadian which is basically the same thing
>>34148193>posts exactly the jewish whore larping in a canadian parking lot
>>34148189also ntaThere are a couple of active posters here who will call decidedly well-adjusted behavior like that autistic, and I hesitate to make the most cliched "guy arguing on 4chan" observation ever, but methinks they're projecting a bit
>>34148194screenshottedbe seeing you
>>34148197Are you mad because she is Jewish? There are lots of Iranian Mizrahim
>>34148200I just find it funny that you fall for it
>>34148198it seems like people everywhere call everything autistic nowoh you have any kind of skill? must be autism. you are informed about literally any topic? autist alert. have any interest that isnt watching sportsball on tv? holy autist
>>34148199put your money where your mouth is, go all in on every bearish US economic angle you can. Post screenshots of your trades here. If you really believe this even slightly, you will make a fortune with zero risk. Go on.
>>34148201Another 7k deposit from DARVOstine just hit your checking account
>>34148121what am i looking at here
>>34148202I know, this shit is making my eyes roll out of my skull and onto the floor.
>>34148141I thought you didn't like rape or forcing things on men
>>34148203what am I even supposed to go long on?
Is it strange to post about how you're excited to have friends over?
>>34148217not stranger than the rest of the bullshit posted here
>>34148217yes, but in a good way. have fun with your friends anon
>>34148217Yes.I do it too.
>meet girl off dating app>my type personality wise, but a little overweight and has the short lesbian bowlcut, overall 5/10>stalk her social media, she was an absolute qt 5/6 years ago>thinner, long pretty hairWhy the fuck do women do this? An easy 8/10 if she would just exercise a little more and not choose one of the worst haircuts.
>>34148235>5/6ok
>>34148239?
>>34148141Not my problem even if they draft I'll just dodge it. What are they gonna do shoot me? I'm already going to be shot anyway retards.
>>34148235foid biology sucksthey're supposed to get bred at a young age and die in childbirth. we're supposed to fuck a whole lot of them and select for the ones that survive. it's not great.
I put the new forgies on the jeep
>>34148252aluminum wheels are reddit
>>34148252
I want to forgive my mom so bad
6ft men <3
>>34148202>have any interest that isnt watching sportsball on tv? holy autistI saw someone do the opposite of this itt the other day>you know all those guys who watch sports are hmmm autistic, right??
>>34148257nothing's stopping you
>>34148257>>34148259Scary anon
>>34148259Hello
>>34148259Sorry, I am too tall...
>>34148261She still hasn't changed. It just feels bad to abandon family.
>>34148267just avoid her and forgive her like everyone else
>>34148267Some people deserve to be abandoned.
>>34148266so..............remove ur makeup?
>>34148263Hi!>>34148264How much taller ?
>>34148113Yes.>>34148116Because sex makes babies.>>34148141>WeWhy would Chile invade Iran??
>>34148274I think .3 in your measurements, I'm 189cm.
>>34148164Texts can be ignored much more easily than people can>>34148184Literally me
>>34148141bro idc about iran, I'm worried about greenlandI don't want to see the US completely shit up the entire world over absolutely nothing
>>34148280Pls be in London
>>34148278>Why would Chile invade Iran??you need more grand strategy in your life
>>34148187get a job or volunteer>>34148173post voca>>34148151sounds delish>>34148217no lol that's wholesome
>>34148278Is Chile a brown country? I always think of Argentina and Uruguay as the whitest Latinx countries.
>>34148282greenland will be incredibly important for controlling shipping once the northwest passage defrosts. I'm not really on board with most of the orange agenda but in the long run it's better to do this now than later.
>>34148293It's better to shit the bed so hard you die of dysentry now rather than later?
>>34148294that's not an applicable metaphor but the answer is still yes
>not interested in dating>guy asks we try anyway>warn him that i give 0 fucks and it's unlikely anything will become of it>"just give it a chance">go out a couple of times>chat some>very tedious conversations about mundane shit>force myself to respond for a time>guy starts getting frustrated about the lack of effort on my partWhy am I the one who should chase and entertain when this is something he wants and I don't btw>he doesn't like to talk about the shit i find interesting>loves it when i ask about his workplace politics but i don't enjoy those conversations>stop actively reaching out to him and demanding he tell me boring shit i don't want to hear>"where effort :( it was going so well">tell him it isn't working out>he doesn't agree, i just need to put in more effortWhat the fuck am I supposed to do? Why is dating always like this?
>>34146593Ladies:What's boring, and what's better to do irt texting on dating apps?I've already asked my female friends and even some of the ladies I talk to but I'm at like a 8/10 ghost rate and it's driving me nuts.Already got good photos on my profile and prompts with questions and get a lot of likes but girls literally disappear after 3-4 messages.I've tried everything from open ended questions, to statements; compliments to saying "I need you on a date... what are you doing tonight" but no one thing works all the time.I've defaulted to being myself but I do want to talk/text or video call a bit before a date and I guess that's drying up their cunts when there's 9-12 other horny bastards messaging them simultaneously.
>>34148296You're dating someone you don't like, who doesn't like you and you have no desire to date. Just tell him to get fucked, block him and move on.
>>34148295>that's not an applicable metaphorI refuse to believe anyone is this stupid
>>34148296Why are you leading him on if you don't like him and don't want to date? What a fucking dumb cunt you are lmao
>>34148296Why do you date people you don't want to date
>>34148259hello..
Women How do you feel about people who post on Reddit saying they regret having kids and hate kids
>>34147426>What you working on currentlyGlad you askedIm taking >Computer organization (lotta assembly)>final level c++ data structs>Real analysis>Intro bio (yeah i know, its for my major)>2 research labs, one CS one MathMy two current projects are both web, one is a educaitonal programming language and the other is my personal blog. When i finish my blog ill move on to a bioinformatics project.>got a warning because posting an image of a kitten in the IDF and talking about nick fuentes bottoming is not "relevant to the board"
>>341482595'11.8, sorry.
>>34148302well then you're wrong about that as well as everything else
Why can't I live rent free in a girls headWhy can't I make a girl cry
>>34148308how do you have the iq for math major stuff but also behave so stupidly.
>>34148306Sad for their kids. They have shitty parents who post on reddit and hate them.>>34148313I'm a landlord at heart, you gotta pay rent.
>>34148314She's playing a character. She behaves stupidly intentionally for masochistic pleasure. It's a similar sort of thrill for when she used to cut herself. Pain becomes pleasure when you control the pain.
>>34148314Everyone sasys im autistic. But i know its not true because women dont have autism and i hate autistic people. So I think i just have like nerd brain
>>34148259Taller than 6 foot man here by multiple inches.(You) are a sub 5'5 woman and I can tell by your typing style, as well as brown.
>>34148301Why does he want to date me?>>34148303>"Leading on" means to encourage someone with false hope or promises, especially in romance, making them believe you're interested when you're notI am doing the opposite of that though? Telling him outright and repeatedly that I'm not interested and not to expect anything>>34148304He's a friend, we'd be hanging out and chatting every now and then anyway. And besides he swore it would be different since he thinks we're uniquely compatible and all the other guys were assholes
>>34148319Plap
>>34148308Now it's clear why you're not gettin a bf, most guys are below you in terms of studies.
also i speak mandarin but im not taking mandarin this year
>>34148299>bro really still thinks it's about strategy
>>34148316>I'm a landlord at heart, you gotta pay rent.How can I make a downpayment and make a girl obsessed with me
>>34148306Regretting having kids is normal, hating them is not.
>>34148326You and my sister would probably be good friends but you got to a slightly worse school than her
>>34148319>But i know its not true because women dont have autism and i hate autistic people.I don't know why you make posts like this. You got the benefit of being a youngshit and then you pull the ladder up after you.
>>34148325>most guysWell the asian men are always ahead, but they want to 4'11 ABGs that talk like streamers
>>34148314You don't have to be smart to do undergrad math, it's basically just memorization.
>>34148296>not interested in dating>go out a couple of times>force myself to respond for a time>loves it when i ask about his workplace politics but i don't enjoy those conversations>Why is dating always like this?
>>34148331What school does she go to?As the adage goes, everyone at a lower ranked school is stupid and everyone at a higher ranked school is elitist
>>34148296you two have no alignment and he just wants vagina or to validate his lack of personality with a FEMALE- leave him queen.
>>34148336>Undergrad mathDo you mean 100 level calculus and linear or 500 level proofs?if you mean proofs then please do my homework for me
>>34148312Listen, here's a metaphor. I'm living in a house with seven other people. I am the biggest most muscled guy in the house, and I'm the richest too. A lot of the guys in this house look up to me and also low key suck up to me because they know I've got their back and they've got mine.One of these dudes has a Switch 2 I'd like.Is it a good decision for me to beat up this guy and steal his Switch 2?Is the Switch 2 worth immediately making every single person in the house hate my guts and seek my downfall?Will my life in the house be improved after I have my new Switch 2 and also everyone else in the house hates my guts and seeks my downfall?
>>34148334Would you date any of them if they asked?
>>34148336That depends on the proff, you can absolutely make a test which weeds out rote learning
>>34148323He has a crush on you for some reason.Maybe you're hot.
>>34148296Tell him he has a weak theory of mind if he can't comprehend that he has constructed a relationship which is enjoyable for him but not enjoyable for his partner, because enjoyment which exists in his head does not necessarily exist in the heads of people around him. Bros hate being told they have a weak theory of mind.
>>34148345I don't think he gives a shit, he's just trying to see if he can force her into a relationship so he can get pussy
*fingers you* (my hands are very cold)
>>34148342yeah def if theyre cute
Girls, would you date a guy who just raised $50m in seed money for his SaaS startup?
>>34148351>SaaSno, i hate you
>>34148340>>34148343I haven't done any mathematics in a decade, I've forgotten all of it. I just mean that mathematics is pretty simple because they give you everything you need to know and tell you how to do it, all you have to do is pay attention. It's probably different in postgrad but I never got there.
>>34148296At the end of they day you agreed to try and work this out and if you can't be damned to meet their needs then you don't need to date them and it's not anyone's fault. >Why is dating always like this?Because the effort that a lot of men want is boring or irritating to you so you burnout. He was enjoying it because it felt like a normal relationship to him but to you it felt like work and he doesn't understand that.Maybe if you DID find the right guy that you like to converse with it'd be different, but you sound like you hate speaking to people in general so it's going to be hard for you long term.
>>34148351Not if its a genAI b2b SaaS start up
>>34148351If I like him, sure
>>34148347His justification for being "different" from "all the other guys" is that they were "assholes". If she can explain to him in a way that makes sense to him that he's compelling her to remain in a relationship where he comes first and she comes last, then that might wake him up to reality.
>>34148350But you're not cute? Your stomach is gross and flabby with stretchmarks.
>>34148358I highly doubt it, lol
>>34148323>Why does he want to date me?Because you kinda led him on by going on a couple dates and continuing to talk to him about things he was interested in.He also probably finds you attractive.
>>34148362>says she doesn't want to date at all>cmon, give it a try>gives it a try, doesn't like it, as predicted >OMG YOU LED HIM ON why are incels like this
>>34148363I’m not an incel, and it was her decision to go out with him.I’m not defending that guy for responding to “I don’t want to date” with “aw cmon”, but you’re acting as if she had no agency over allowing this situation to get to this point.She was never interested in dating him, did so anyways and continued to talk to the guy about things he cared about despite not caring about them herself.She painted herself into a corner here.
>>34148354random homework problem from last semester. Thoughts?>got 100% on this problem btw it was not that hard if you pay attention in lecture, so im not like trying to be like "ooh this shit is sooo impossible and im a smarty pants" im just genuinely trying to gauge what youre imagining
>>34148259no use being tall if you're uglybro its fucking brutal to have actually good genes but a fucked up face
>>34148365You could teach a 100iq person to understand this though, his point was not wrong.
>>34148364sure, but him being so retarded that he gets offended over her not putting in effort after bullying her into going on dates is hilarious
>>34148369I don’t disagree, but I also think she led this guy on.
>>34148296>not interested in dating>Why is dating always like this?It's very obvious that you are interested in dating, but you pretend to act loveless because you perceive that it gives you power.Start by dating men you're actually interested in. Then let go of your need for pathological control. Love and eroticism is not controllable.
>>34148367You're failing on easy-mode
>>34148368>You could teach a 100iq person to understand this thoughyou can teach a "100iq" person to understand pretty much anything within human comprehension with enough time
>>34148371This kek
>>34147183>no it can't possibly be that women don't like that men are violent and awful to the point of becoming unattracted to them
Women who post here are meanies
>>34148371Based
>>34148370I don't agree but even if she did, someone like him deserves to be led on
>>34148372>easy mode>when you're missing the most important partits like trying to win a race in a ferrari thats missing tires
>>34148374wrong
>>34148381Nobody deserves that. It’s a waste of both parties’ time.
Atoga is dumb
>>34148379It's Sunday. Chad is already ignoring them after pumping them full of cum, so they came here to insult lonely men.
>>34148379stop getting an erection
>>34148384she should lead him on until he buys a ring and proposes, then vanish and sell the ring, that would be hilarious
>>34148386It is.>>34148388I have the opposite of an erection. Shit's retracted into my body. It might die and fall off
Nicotine withdrawals is absolutely wrecking me right now. But i cannot continue the zyn habit.
>>34148336to perform well at a good school tou absolutely need to be smart. Relatively speaking obviously
>>34148391I hope it does
>>34148341Yeah, that's typically how geopolitics works. In the past we needed Europe, now we don't. They constantly mock us then cry for more gibs anyways, they're a bunch of leftist homos.
>>34147801I remember when people had mustache themed weddings. That was a time.
>>34148392nicotine is good for you
>>34148394A very small amount of blood will be on your hands if so
>>34148383Would you mind answering the question then? Or can i teach you?>btw you are not above "100iq" because you believe in the iq test
>>34148395Sure boss. Get that Switch 2
>>34147849I delayed taking my meds and now I'm nauseous and head hurts to snuggle the pillow more.
>>34148399I want then covered in blood
>>34148400>btw you are not above "100iq" because you believe in the iq testMassive, planetary orbit-disrupting truth nuclear bomb
I will never have sex. I'm too ugly to be stretched out by a 10/10 Chad and sex with anything lower would make me feel viscerally uncomfortable.
Women, why do you post here?
Would you date someone with the same name as your dad / mom
>>34147915What's on the bun? Looks like a white bigmac.
>>34148406to annoy you
>>34148405shrivel dick moid hands
Femanons, do you ever use fake cum when masturbating?
>>34147953He's a smart boy and will be just like his grandfather but more successful and lithe.>mostly thin woman hobby>men still are not kicking down their doorsProof that men are retarded.
>>34148406I don't want to actually socializePlus the fact that I would probably dislike most of the men here irl relieves the pressure to try and be liked I can just talk
if you ever pissed in a bottle, you are beneath me
>>34148411no? cum is the worst part about sex, why would I add that? do you put a fish over your face when you masturbate?
>>34148406To make femanons comfortable to post here by being weird.
>she posted engagement pictures on instagramAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS SADNESS
>>34148412NtaI thought girls with anorexia were in C tier though
>>34148416Healthy clean vaginas don't smell like fish. You just told on yourself.
What's with Gen A girls being so obsessed with black men?
>>34148365this is pretty straight forward if you have been taught about p-groups
>>34148423that was a joke you dumb scrote
>>34148416Femanons fishy pussy...
How do you make a woman feel comfortable with her sexuality when she's pretty insecure and thinks she's boyish and stuff and doesn't like talking about herself and her own sexuality? I think she's extremely beautiful. She says she's lesbian but she has a lot of urges involving men and cocks so I think there's confusion there.Also she says she's unsure about attraction and stuff but she texts me all the time and sent me a 2500 word short story of one of her characters sucking dick that she wrote for me (it's specifically for characters in a one on one D&D campaign I ran for her.)Basically I think there is attraction and lots of signs of sexuality but there's barriers up as well. I mean I guess my instinct is just keep seeing where things go and letting her feel things out at her own pace but having a female perspective would help too. I feel like a woman wouldn't do these sorts of things if there was actually no interest or attraction.
>>34148421You unlocked your misery rectangle and logged onto the feelin' bad about myself feed
>>34148423If you came in her 8 hours ago it'd probably smell pretty fishy. I swear that's what makes that smell.
>>34148422>male not praising anorexia in womenWat
>>34148429>anon doesn't realize he's falling for the oldest friendzoning/orbiter scam
These niggas out here snitching They with the rat pack(FAAAAAAH)
>>34148413>Plus the fact that I would probably dislike most of the men here irlI can't understand why you would post here if you really felt that way.
>>34148416Nah, plenty of women love getting pumped full of cum.
>>34148432Ime they find it annoying
>>34148437>anon really thinks people come here because they like the people here
>>34148429Anon I hate to break it to you. But if you were a man who she actually liked, and was aroused by, you'd have no doubts around her sexuality.
>convo on tinder>if I ask her out too soon its too pushy>if I want to have a convo to get to know her better its boring smalltalkim fucking hopeless
>>34148429Save yourself a bunch of stress and wasted time and stop seeing her as someone you could be in a relationship with.She's a self-identified lesbian, and you don't need to be the guy she uses as an emotional punching bag to "explore her sexuality"Doesn't mean you can't just be friends with her, but stop deluding yourself into thinking you have a shot at anything romantic or sexual with this woman.
>>34148439they love how obsessed you get with them if they act like they love that
>>34148441It's why I was coming here for a while, but I'm kinda souring on it.Why would I waste time talking to people in a chat thread that I don't enjoy talking to...?
>>34148444Dating apps make women very happy and men depressed. That's by design.
>>34148437Partly nostalgia and party for exactly what I said. There is zero pressure for me to be presentable and likeable here I can engage in whatever conversation I feel like and just close the tab if someone's getting too edgy.
>>34148446Oh so women are just manipulative liars in your fucked up world, they can't actually like something you don't like.
>>34148427Go take a shower, Ms Fishy.
mating call vocas when
For me women are like chicken strips. I remember when I was a kid and you could get decent chicken strips for under a dollar a piece. I could go get chicken strips that were amazing for a little more than a dollar a piece. There were places that made specialty kinds with lemon pepper, Cajun seasoning, or extra crispy depending on what you wanted. I remember my dad saying that when he was younger chicken strips were even cheaper and were generally even better due to better ingredients and freshness.Nowadays however, chicken strips have gotten much more expensive. Many chicken strips now cost $2 or more a piece, I'm more hesitant to eat them. Not to mention that many chicken strip places just use pre-breaded and pre-frozen strips instead of making good ones. The places that make good chicken strips still know that they make good chicken strips and might even charge $3 or more per strip. Worse still is that some places overvalue their chicken strips and charge a lot for strips they think are good but are really average or even sub standard. Perhaps the nicest restaurants in town will charge $5 or more for strips and they can be fantastic, they just aren't worth it to me. I suppose that if I could have the best chicken strips that had ever existed I would pay a good bit more for them but it's hard to justify it. Not to mention that chicken strips seem to be causing more food poisoning now than when I was little. I hate food poisoning and would avoid it at all costs if I could. All of this combined has made me stop eating as many chicken strips. I still love chicken strips, they're my favorite food and I'd love to have them all the time, a good one brightens my whole day. It's just not as worth it to me anymore. I hope to find a good spot that has chicken tenders that are pretty good and at a reasonable price but those places seem to be few and far between nowadays, even if I know for certain that they exist.
>>34148448I didn't say anything about not enjoying it, you can enjoy talking to people you despise, it's like a punching bag
>>34148453Log off and take a shower
>>34148449>making men depressedthats just society in general for 90% of men
>>34148457lmao
>>34148435I mean maybe but I feel like there's easier ways to get orbiters that don't also include dedicating hundreds of hours to like writing and personalized artwork and stuff.Usually if I see orbiter stuff its usually the woman farming attention in a non reciprocal manner, not like lots of investment of time and energy.
>>34148455That's psychotic.
how do I become less ugly?
>>34148456how do i log off from 4chan
>>34148459if you insist, just don't come here whining about being used and friendzoned in a few months
>>34148460Welcome to atoga.
>>34148462Close the tab, stinky
>>34148448>that I don't enjoy talking toThat's not necessarily true. I had fun last night talking about books.And even if they say something I disagree with, that doesn't mean it's automatically a bad conversation I don't want to be a part of.
>>34148443>>34148445Alright sounds good. Just getting that insight is enough. Now I can explore other options guilt free I guess. I don't want to be leading her on or like going and doing my own thing if she was working herself up.
>>34148400>iq tests are inaccurate memeastrocope and objectively false
>>34148460yes, and?
>>34148466but i like it here...
>>34148463Nah just wanted another look. I was just saying it seemed like a lot of effort for attention farming. In any case I'll probably still work with her on some creative projects. We were discussing releasing some interactive novels together. Maybe having her room for a bit too to try and find a girlfriend in my state.
i feel devastated. turns out a dude that was in my football team ages ago is my now gfs ex. haven’t seen him in years so what gives? well he was hung like a horse and im a 6 incher. finding it real hard to cope right now, I literally just found out
>>34148469Always be planting seeds with women no matter what.The brutal blackpill is women as a whole arent even really into men that much and even Chads are getting fucked over regularly.So if a woman doesnt have fatal attraction for you, and is aroused by you in a primal way that you have no doubts over, it's best to move on.
Do you know unusual names for cum? Like sludge or lovejuice?
>>34148454Throwing tenders in there at the last second was an artistic move it really threw me. I had strips fatigue so was thankful for the reprieve but also weirdly pissed off about it.
>>34148481ectoplasm
>>34148481I don't see "splooge" very often anymore.
>>34148476You sound thin and pale
>>34148429I will say this a billion times in my life, if she wanted you bad enough there would be no hard barriers to a deeper connection. Just accept you're a friend and put your energy into something else.>>34148469Not saying you can't be open to something later on, just don't use up all of his mental space on someone who doesn't see you the same way because it'll make you resentful long term if things don't work out.Always remember to have self respect and to respect your time and energy.
>>34148486i go outside and exercise at least 6 days a week if that's what you're implying
>>34148469This guy >>34148488 said it very well.
>>34148490Was I wrong?
Women give me affection please
>>34148488This. And you can be certain that there's some guy out there walking around and shes thrown away all her dignity and self respect in declaring her attraction for him.
>>34148480Only reason I have doubts is that she seems extremely guarded about any personal stuff. But I'm pretty fucking sure she's cummed a bunch from the writing we've exchanged back and forth because she always mentions hurting her neck during the night and sleeping poorly and has admitted that she's definitely hurt her neck from cooming and has definitely mentioned blushing and covering her face and stuff while ERPing and stuff with me. But also I have been direct about liking her a few times as well and she's turned me down so I'm not like super latching on or anything. I'm just trying to understand what's happening because it feels like a ton of mixed signals.
I enjoy having things in my mouth such as peppermint candy and cigarettes (please get your head out of the gutter)
>>34148413grow up loser
>>34148494pls no bulli ;-;
Women do you regret not playing chrono trigger as a child?
>>34148498lord have mercy
>>34148499and COCKS
>>34148500Lmao I love that you just assume "she means me"
>>34148501That's usually the part where you're supposed to admit I was correct. Or I might really start bullying you...Anyway, how do you work out or exercise? Running?And btw, pale and thin is great.
I have had a wicked craving for cigarettes lately even though I haven't had one since 2015.
>>34148341you're not living in a house with seven other people.you're living on a fucking island that and the other six people can't get to it. ever.
>>34148510do it, have some DO IT
AMWF: Breeding a Better Tomorrow
Women how many times a day can your boyfriend say the n word at any level of volume before it becomes too much and you gotta break it off?
>>34148496There there
>>34148498Its possible that she does have a fear of actual human intimacy. Also she's clearly a turbo online goonette. Digital goonettes feel a sense of safety because their sexuality is mediated by the internet, whether its porn, roleplaying, etc. This means they dont have to confront the fear of vulnerability that comes with actual intimacy.But as I said, ultimately, if she genuinely liked you, in a way that actually means something, then all the fears would evaporate. You are nothing more than a virtual dildo for you. Does she care for your pleasure? Is she worried about making you cum hard during these goon sessions? Or was she, like most e goonettes, only concerned with her own pleasure?
>>34148513If I didn't have asthma, I'd indulge in it, but I'll feel like shit for like two days if I have one.
>>34148411Why would I do that?
>>34148515I'm not a pedo
>>34148499And BENIS
the only good thing about slow suicide is that I lost a lot of weight, I just want to be dead already
>>34148515I'd find it extremely weird if my hypothetical boyfriend was using foreign slurs regardless of the amount of times he said it
>>34148507no loser
>>34148518Thank you :)
>>34148514>aryan male wop femalethats my fetish also
>>34148505>>34148525NO GODDAMN IT I'M NOT GAY!!!
>>34148515ZeroHe's allowed to listen to media where someone else who shouldn't say it says it once per week. However, each listen is subject to my approval based on the larger context of how/why it was used and too many infractions will result in dismissal.
>>34148481FICKSAFT
>>34148533>NO GODDAMN IT I'M NOT GAY!!!sounds like something a gay guy would say
>>34148528Is this you trying to be "too edgy" so I leave? That's adorable.
>>34148520I mean a bunch of the art and writing and stuff has been sent unprompted. And yeah the times we've done it she's always kept going and focused on stuff I liked but she also doesn't like talking about the actual intimacy and has just mentioned in general she feels uncomfortable feeling intimate. Also yeah she's turbo online, has said she's never even kissed anyone or held anyone's hand or anything, was home schooled etc.
>>34148457At least it's possible to work towards other things and see results in time. But not dating.
>>34148507You're a metaphorical dumpster diver that thinks sitting inside of dumpster digging through stinky trash doesn't reflect on you whatsoever.
>>34148538kys
Women, could you date a white man who occasionally asks his pet cats>is niggas houngry?and occasionally answers his own question with>ohh, niggas IS houngry!
I propose that there be a hit squad of Chads that go out into the world with the express purpose of destroying modern relationships, seducing married and taken women around the worldMost modern "relationships" are pitiful, and have no eroticism and passion. They are blasphemous and an insult to the gods, and it would be a noble thing to wreck them, so only true love remains at the end
>>34148551>has petsnope
>>34148509mostly biking on trails or around the city, plus a lot of walking throughout the day. if i stay inside i usually end up getting up from my desk every 10-20 minutes to pace around the house just thinking about shit. if i'm waiting outside i compulsively bike in tight circles for about the same amount of time.
>>34148308No one caresPost tits again
Why do women hate saying nice things about men?
>>34148541Its very strange but i got a psychic download reading this post and i instinctively know you are ugly and probably fat too.
>>34148560we were taught not to lie
>>34148540I'm not gay I've had two girlfriends before
>>34148563lying was literally a female inventionask eve
>>34148533Smokers want fags in their mouths and you think you're not gay.
>>34148563>women have nothing nice to say about meni see
>>34148565was the snake male? yeah, thought so
>>34148556Do you have OCD or something like ADHD?
>>34148564>I have relationships with women...>...and sex with men
>>34148570the snake was satan and satan is hermaphrodite (according to devilman)
>>34148570We don't know. I don't think the snakes gender is mentioned. Regardless not a man or a woman.
>>34148570the snake wasnt a humanEve was the first to lie
>>34148576rich coming from cr*ck, almost convinced me there
>>34148577It was mentioned. Satan's pronouns are he/him.
>>34148567I don't call them fags I call them cigarettes>>34148574no I've never had sex with men and I never will
>>34148571haven't been diagnosed but probably. i also just enjoy riding my bike
>>34148577>>34148579clearly a phallic symbol, case closed
i used to ask my cat,>are you my little monkey man? huh?and he'd start getting loud
>>34148583Don't worry bwo the gay buttsex will cancel out in the end so now you're an incel virgin.
>>34148586I call mine a monkey man too. Even call him a good doggy sometimes
>>34148585cope
If I have a drink in my hand and one of my cats approaches me, I'll ask him>are you coaster?and depending on whether or not he lets me set my drink on his head, he may or may not be coaster, of which I will promptly inform him
>>34148589i'd call my cat all sorts of things. nigger, lil dummy, asshole, dick head, keety, dawg etc
>>34148588I don't want butt sex, get away from me you pervert (I wouldn't mind being pegged by a woman though)
bobcut blondes make my knees weak
Why do you think women dont like men?
>>34148591just admit lying is a male invention and the snake incident is a metaphor for adam making eve touch his penis, ruining it for everyone by awakening human sexuality and seduction/manipulation (symbolized with the apple, a symbol of fertility) which got us thrown out of eden and forced to reincarnate and bring more souls into this hell hole
>>34148213>I thought you didn't like rape or forcing things on menThe wolf is trying to eat her and possibly already killed her grandma. His life is forfeit.>>34148379>Women who post here are meaniesThere is literally no evidence of me ever being mean to anyone.>>34148424>What's with Gen A girls being so obsessed with black men?You NEED to stop watching porn>>34148481>Do you know unusual names for cum?Baby gravy, nut butter, dick snot, bull milk, and we call it mecos in Mexico.>>34148515>Women how many times a day can your boyfriend say the n word at any level of volume before it becomes too much and you gotta break it off?This is one of three reasons I broke up with my ex. He unironically kept calling me a monkey.>>34148560>Why do women hate saying nice things about men?Because it seems placatory, and even when you mean it, there will be men who say you don't.>>34148576Satan and Lucifer are separate entities.
>>34148596One of cat ownership's greatest joys. Occasionally I bust out a terrible wiseguy voice and let him know that eyyy Tony Cat's in da building he's walkin hea etc.
pet owners are all insane, never date a pet owner
>>34148584You should go to the Netherlands one day, they love riding their bikes too.But they don,t have any mountains you could really drive up and don't.
>>34148600Mwhats there to like?likewise with women. i only like them because ive been psyoped by society to find them attractive. i dont believe that sexuality is innate, it is learned
>>34148602look at mr.fantastic over here
>>34148607i would only date another cat owner desu
>>34148600They're indirect and cowardly when asking for affection
>>34148576>the snake was satan and satan is hermaphroditeFor Spirits, when they please,Can either sex assume, or both; so softAnd uncompounded is their essence pure,Not tried or manacled with joint or limb,Nor founded on the brittle strength of bones,Like cumbrous flesh; but, in what shape they choose,Dilated or condensed, bright or obscure,Can execute their airy purposes,And works of love or enmity fulfil.
>>34148615if you have to ask for affection, it's already over lol
>>34148617>dilate follow your own advice
I hate moids. They ruined my life
>>34148615women?
>>34148621How.
>>34148621I hate foids. They ruined society
>>34148621Does that mean you hate yourself as a moid too?
>>34148547I wouldn't be embarrassed about dumpster diving you can find some really cool shit >>34148551No that's weird>>34148562Nah
>>34148621>They ruined my lifehow?
>>34148607hey I own a cat and I'm not insane!
>>34148622Silly moid
>>34148607>pet owners are all insane, never date a pet ownerPeople who don't own pets are sociopaths
>>34148621nice to see that all the effort didnt go to waste
>>34148631Post kot
>>34148617I know man, I'm just shitposting
>>34148625>this cringelord overgrown baby would die if his wife didn't cook him dinnereveryone point and laugh
>>34148639I cook better than any woman I knowsit your ass down
>>34148637Post knot.
>>34148615>>34148496
>>34148637I don't have kot pictures right now but she is a Siamese cat!
>>34148594This is very cute.>>34148600I like men just fine.>>34148607Would never date someone who doesn't own pets.
>>34148634I just don't want to go through another pet dying. :/
>>34148645>>34148518
I wish women liked men.
>>34148600>Why do you think women dont like men?They do like menThey just dont like men as much as men like womenAdd in hypergamy to the mix and suddenly its clear that the best course of action is to learn to be completely indifferent to women
I love men with cats
>>34148629>>34148624The first officer raped me more than 20 times when I worked on a ferry and the captain knew it and didn't do shit
>>34148604lmfao unironically. my cat would mimic syllables the best he could, a "hi" would be responded with a short "ah", outside would be "ah-ah". lil dude was too smart for his own good, he used to poke at my face to wake me up in the morning so i could open my blanket for him to crawl under, but one morning me missed and jammed his paw into my half-awake mouth. total goofball, apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
>>34148365I can't do it because I didn't take the class. Like I said I haven't done any mathematics in a decade. I did do Group Theory way back when but it was probably not as advanced as this.
>>34148652You don't. You might love the cats, but not the men who own them.
>>34148641not my problem only shit tier women are in your social circle
How do I encourage a possibly depressed moid to open up more? He's shown interest in hanging out with me and the rest of our friends but I keep hitting a wall with him once we actually start making plans
>>34148654So it's true what they say, "Life on a ship is nothing like Star Trek".
>>34148650Same. Women just aren't into men
>>34148654if you get raped TWENTY times youre an idiot and deserve itlike after the 2nd or 3rd time why didnt you quit, or blow the niggers head off with a shotgun?
>>34148654>more than 20 timesLMFAO, like, just call the police? just don't go there? he probably thought you two are dating at this point
>>34148603>This is one of three reasons I broke up with my ex. He unironically kept calling me a monkey.Kek based.>>34148607Based
I'm a failure of a man
>>34148647>I like men just fine.Even if (You) do, most women dont. There's women into scat, most women aren't. Same thing
>>34148659get him on antidepressants. his brain is literally less active and he can't string enough circuits together to do things
>>34148646Based, Siamese cats have so much personality.
>>34148662>>34148663>why didnt you quit, or blow the niggers head off with a shotgun?>call the police? just don't go there?It was at sea idiots
>>34148670petcels just be saying shit now
>>34148669Uh, interesting choice of a comparison
>>34148659You don't.Avoidants will just hurt you by being mentally ill.
>>34148659you can'tkhhv never-been-on-a-date virgin here, theres nothing anyone could say or do to make me more confident, outgoing, or feel like people actually want me around so just start interacting with him less and less until you dont talk to him at all anymoreits the best thing you could do
>>34148670she's really cute and she lets me hug her for a long time
I am banned from being the person I want to be and banned from having the life I want, and the world is responsible therefore it must suffer for what it has done to me.
>>34148675um idk what you mean by comparison i was being 100% literal
>>34148671surehow often do you masturbate to the memories?
>>34148654Whew fair enough.
I was really exited for these fries but I forgot they changed them and they're not as good. Why did women do this to me?
>>3414865420 times?How long were you on that boat for with no option to leave?
>>34148669Sorry, I meant this >>34148675for >>34148666
>>34148603women should be 3x stronger than men with 3x the sex drive thoughts korraposter
>>34148679put it in your manifesto
>>34148685oh it was an accident well great, now i'm depressed. thanks, femshit
>>34148648>I just don't want to go through another pet dying. :/Yeah, I still don't think I'm ready either. I lost my best friend of 15 years, then got another dog and had to get him put down a year later because of bone cancer.
>>34148687/atoga/ is my manifesto
>>34148659You have to prove that you're trustworthy enough for him to open up. Given you unironically refer to him as a moid, it seems his instincts are serving him well to not open himself up to the possibility of being emotionally abused by you.
>>34148671tell more people until somebody does something about it? or stop being helpless and beat his head in with a wrench?
>>34148677That's really sad anon, I'm sure there are plenty of people who would be your friend if you gave them a chance
>>34148691Jesus. Sorry to hear that.
Christ I’m so ugly lol
>>34148694stop harassing the raped, you really think an eentsy woman is going to act out again some guy who's already sociopathic enough to rape? think before you post niggerlicious things
>>34148695well ill never knownobody has ever tried to prove me wrong eitheri cant be too sad, because i dont even know what im missing, so to speak
>>34148686>women should be 3x stronger than men with 3x the sex driveThe world would be a much better place.>>34148694A pipe wrench would be terrible. Aluminum don't have enough oomph, and iron is too poorly balanced. I would personally use a hammer, like my grandma.
I'd rather have a crushed testicle than be married to a bad woman
>>34148671Nta and a woman but I honestly don't want to believe there was nothing you could have done. I'm genuinely sorry for what happened but I just can't accept this
>>34148703>Aluminum don't have enough oomphYou are wrong.
>>34148686>3x strongerbased >3x the sex drivenevermind its just some dumb coomer garbage.
>>34148700>harassing the rapedshes literally asking for it
>>34148693>Waaah someone used a buzzword on atogaSeek help
>>34148700what does a woman do alone on a ship thats out on the sea for 20 days? she has a rape fetish 100%
Moids itt are gonna get me banned for racism again
I wish a woman would drug me and rape me on our first date
>>34148685>>34148675Yeah, its no surprise women see men as shit
>>3414868416 days (and that's just one way, then I had to return on the same ship or stay in fucking China)>>34148694>just get yourself killed>>34148706You can't do shit, captain is the only authority on a ship
the reason women get raped so much more than men is because men are willing to kill their rapist. women will lie and defend and hide evidence for their rapist for 20 years instead
>>34148712gainful employment from the sounds of it>>34148709it's not about her, it's about you. don't post niggerlicious things.
>>34148482I'm sorry and you're welcome
>>34148720>gainful employment lmfao, what could a woman that can't even fend off a guy possibly do on a ship thats worth hiring her
>>34148608someday for sure, that country is very relevant in my area is research and i know some people from there. I also like their variegated tulips.
>>34148718id rather die that be raped 20 timesand besides, how will he kill you, when he's deadshould kill the captain too while your at it for covering for him
>>34148719You're a spiritual indian.
>>34148646lol Siamese cats are nuts, love those guys
>>34148717Men view themselves as shit, anon was projecting
it's sooo cold! >_<need more coffee and hold hands
>>34148725why are you upset? some dumb bitch ALLOWED herself to be "raped". its practically consesual at that point since she refused to do anything about itwomen would rather be raped than lose some shitty job
>>34148722fuck if i know anon i've read the same posts you have :|they havent sent the best to atoga today, have they?>>34148729*holds your hand with my warm hand*:]
>>34148707They're like 4 or 5 pounds. It seems impractical compared to something easier to weild. Like a hammer or baseball bat.
>>34148730Bait used to be believable
>>34148652What do you like about us? :>
>>34148734why are you defending her? shes not gonna let you hit bro kekor she might, raped trash usually turn into slutsand that isnt bait, it is my sincere belief
>>34148730>t. limp-wristed basement dweller
>>34148740>ill defend you milady
Nevermind he's probably an actual indian
>>34148607TRVTH
>>34148718Do you work on ships in general or was this just a one time thing?Ferry means there were guests on board, right?
Why are white men such race traitors?
>>34148741Post wrist, stinky moid
>>34148719Actual rape, which is a total stranger violently forcing a woman into sex, behind a dumpster in an alley or something is exceptionally rare.Most "rape" in the West is not real rape. When a woman agrees to enter a man's room during a party, after a club, or any social setting, she has effectively consented to sex. She knows the implication, and has gone along with it. It is a moral failure of society to lie to women and say otherwise.
>>34148745white women often play hard to get and do shit testswhite men get tired of it
>>34148748I begrudgingly have to agree, traditional societies knew how lustful and violent men are. Modern society is too soft on men.
>>34148746get over it
>>34148748>t.
Men what do you think when you see a girl with a ton of make up on tgat you can still see pimples under
>>34148728Women do not like men. Stop trying to gaslight me into thinking im the unhinged one
>>34148759I assume she probably has acne.
>>34148752Very close, however you drove right past the point. Women are incapable of agency
>>34148759Tons of make up looks worse than just having acne.
>>34148750>Your filipina wife has been dispatched by air mail as per the contract
>>3414875995% of the time i wouldnt notice her at allotherwise id think shes wasting her time trying at allmakeup causes acne ---> wear more makeup to cover acne = negative feedback loop of ever increasing pimples
>>34148763Women should stop being kind to men
>>34148708It's true, women and men should live separate asexual and aromantic lives.
>>34148766nta but you're dumb as fuck, I hope you're infertile
>>34148759I think she has acne and is understandably a little insecure about it. I don't think it looks weird.
>>34148745where's my korean wife bros
>>34148769How would making women have a tripled sex drive assist in that
>>34148770cope
>>34148768Women were never kind to men. They actively despise the average man and thinks he's a genetic abomination.Women could stop being kind to chads but they wont.
>>34148744>Do you work on ships in general or was this just a one time thing?Yeah I worked on many ships>Ferry means there were guests on board, right?Yes but 90% of the guests were lorry drivers. The lorries were the main cargo
>>34148774I'm agreeing with the rejection of coomerism. Death to sex.
>>34148748It's not "exceptionally rare", anon. 31% of rape is committed by strangers.
>>34148776Men are abominable tho
>>34148777is this the plot of your newest smut writing?
>>34148745because white women are mean as fuck and extremely entitled. They whine about the lack of romance and then cloak every interaction in 3 separate layers of therapy-speak, "red flag" shit testing and other such affectations that make interacting with them as a person fucking unbearable.
I'm taking a solo vacation soon and doing an insufferable 2000s larp while I'm there: traveling with a dumb phone and a digital camera :]
If you look like white trash and have a shaved head do women assume you're racist?
>>34148783>anon has never dated an asian american womanyou'll learn soon enough lmfao
You guys are the perfect example of why women should hate men lmao
>>34148783>>34148787hahaha, yeah. Can't really think of a ruder awakening
>>34148784>and a digital cameramodern cameras are all digital
>>34148777A lady of the sea. Do you still work on ships or did you stop?
>>34148790And /atoga/ women are the perfect example of why men should hate all women, it's like poetry it rhymes.
>>34148792Surely you understood that I meant I dug out my old point and shoot cameraThey do still sell film cameras too so you're wrong and dumb
>>34148759I think nothing of it cause it's the norm.
>>34148787>>34148791Never implied that it was specific to white women or that they were the only ones that can behave this way. But I DO think the odds of finding a white woman who is totally unaffected by this behavior is basically zero, whereas the odds are low for other ethnicites but much more realistic.
>>34148799>But I DO think the odds of finding a white woman who is totally unaffected by this behavior is basically zero,When is the last time you tried to ask a woman out, anon
>>34148790yeah, the more we hate each other the better, unironicallyim tired of being expected to care about women. once misogyny and misandry is a given amongst even normies i can finally be at peace
Tell me which gender hates the other one again?
>>34148796>old point and shoot camerayou can point and shoot with all modern cameras>They do still sell film cameras toofilm cameras are not modern and the only reason they're still sold is for nostalgic reasons or to be a poser
>>34148793I do but for a different company. I tried to look for different job but there's nothing else I can do and make decent money
>>34148794How rude. I give moids headpats and yet I get treated like this. You meanies
>>34148803I hate you so much.
>>34148805I won't lie I have no clue who you are because I've never seen that ITT so I don't care.
>>34148803ntanigger stop being an intentionally obtuse retard
>>34148800I went on a date last weekend. Not everyone ITT is a total virgin incapable of talking to the other sex. My opinions are based solely off of my lived experience.
>>34148806kek
>>34148802I can't speak for others, but I like women, they don't like me though.
>>34148805posting a picture means nothingi can post this, does this mean i actually hug women? no
>>34148810She loves doing that.
>>34148805>individuals =/= general trendswhy do basic statistics filter so many people i do not get it
omfg the sororities are rushing right now. I have to see all the freshmen girls on campus social media post >omg i didnt get into sigma tau smegma! But theyre the best one that gets all the roofies and ive been purging every night for the past month!! i fucking hate communications majors so much. GO TO LECTURE
>>34148812When is the last time you got a second or third date?
>>34148792You can still buy new production Polariods.
>>34148802As a society we NEED to stop pretending that women enjoy sex. They do not like men and the magical thinking that they do has fucked up 3 generations of people now trying to live a life in a way that doesn't line up with reality.
>>34148814Exactly. Men like women. Women dont like men
>>34148816who?
>>34148817At what age were you diagnosed with autism
>>34148820please refer to >>34148803
>>34148799I promise you, the odds are all the same unless you get really lucky and she had a very normal upbringing by immigrant parents, unmolested by American society which is highly unlikely. There's always some kind of stress related to not fitting in, money, etc that the parents experience that goes downstream to the children and effects their lives and produces some kind of trauma which she'll eventually make your problem to solve
>>34148801this, everyone should hate the opposite gender, sex and kids, I can't wait for this species to fucking go extinct
I'm so glad real life is nothing like the internet.
>>34148818we dont care
>>34148818Your personality or lack thereof is insufferable
where do i meet a sex freak, mega-whore, absolute pervert gf?
>>34148828this but unironically
>>34148824JH
>>34148818You're just jealous.
>>34148830This, we must retvrn to normiehood
>>34148831im devastated
>>34148833kill yourself faggot
>>34148805>moidsCalling us this just proves you hate us
>>34148834I wasn't being ironic, there is not a single valid argument as to why such creatures should be kept around
>>34148836t. "Bad at Pattern Recognition" award holder
>>34148830PFFT
>>34148818Why do you use this place like your personal blog? No one cares about whatever drama shit you're talking about.
>>34148830it is, people just aren't honest irl
>>34148819This date was the fourth date we've been on. Do you wanna move the goalposts any further or are you ready to admit that something I wrote just made you seethe?>>34148827Growing up in the midwest I wouldn't agree with you based on the kids I grew up with/around. But living in the bay area definitely paints a picture more similar to your perspective. I think the region you grew up in matters quite a bit here.
>>34148838I used to see the internet as an escape from real life, and now I feel the exact opposite.
>>34148785I don't assume but I do worry
>>34148837>Jealous that you cant get fucked by frat boysTrue>Jealous that you dont live in shoebox with a bunch of vapid rich mean girlsFalse
>>34148836Wow, you are having a really bad mood today, huh.
>>34148830i wouldnt know, i dont exist outside of the internetthis is my only "social" interaction
>>34148842shut up phalloid
I love getting drunk on beer
funny how just losing a bit of hair basically stops an entire bloodline in its tracks
>>34148847Speak for yourself.
>>34148818every once in a while, i remember that for your major, you use software that i wrote and will be required to study theory that i helped devise, and the fact that i get to make your life a little worse makes me feel a little bit better about myself
>>34148851They have friends and you don't have friends. You're jealous and you're boring.
>>34148841it was a genuine question.
>>34148856good, balding needs to be bred out of existence
>>34148855going to drink the rest of my sisters sake that i stoleit tastes awful but its like 17% alcohol so better than beer
>>34148846Im just informing you all of what your future HR managers are up to
Moids, why are you suddenly so offended by the word moid
>>34148853My condolences.
>>34148865I'm not.
>>34148861thats even more pathetic than if you were just shitposting
>>34148855Me too. I drank a fair amount of it this weekend.
>>34148862which is ironic because its something that is passed down trough the mother
>>34148865They want to be offended. They like it when a woman is mean to them, it makes their dicks hard
>>34148854I'm going to clap your cute little ass cheeks.
>>34148865im not. i like that women call us moids now, the willingness to engage with that type of language/attitude is actually endearing to me and makes me like women more
>>34148853Lol same
>>34148865I'm pretending that it offends me so that you'll use it more often. In fact, I get off to it and I masturbate to you insulting me, playfully or otherwise.
>>34148864sexo
>>34148865its a term of endearment at this pointpeople who get mad at it are newfags
>>34148848>Do you wanna move the goalposts any further or are you ready to admit that something I wrote just made you seethe?It did stick in my craw. You sound like a douche.Think you'll get anything serious out of this woman?
>>34148872Try it
>>34148853No wonder you are so miserable.
>>34148859Well you have to tell me what software you wrote? Did you add 2 lines to GCC in 2013 or something?I have to use very little specialized dev software in my classes. 99% of my school work is done with Vim, LaTeX, Valgrind, GDB, and G++
>>34148870it doesn't matter, all that matters is that the bloodline ends
>>34148864We already know they're all retarded and gay. We don't need you to tell us.
>>34148882They're going to turn from pale to rose.
My bloodline ends here, this far and no further.
>>34148886>Sorority girls are gay
>>34148884Babby's first C++ classProbably can't even make your own linked list
wanting to be in a relationship must be one of the most embarrassing things to still do in 2026
>>34148867>>34148871>>34148873>>34148879>>34148875>Likes being insultedActual cucks
>>34148889And retarded, yes
>>34148892Where do you think you are?
>>34148892Aww you silly moid
>>34148888thank you for your services, it's much appreciated
>>34148883yeahit wasnt always like thisi used to be a normalfagoh well, its all over now
Especially juvenile thread 2day
>>34148884oh not yet, the stuff i work on is usually taught in the second-to-last semester of undergrad and mscs
>>34148892the amount of seethe and rage even mild femdom-esque vibes can inspire always makes me laugh
>>34148900wow you are so mature, let me suck your dick
>>34148890Ive taken all but one c++ class offered at my university, and im taking the last one now. Obviously i can write a linked list literally everyone can write a linked list
>>34148900why would you expect any different4chan is literally made for whiny teenagers by whiny teenagers
i cant wrap my head around why for an avoidant feeling feelings, being close with someone doesnt feel good in the long run and why they try to suppress those feelings, even if they felt good in the moment
>>34148901well what is it?
>>34148891Only with Him™ the rest of you can fuck off
>>34148880Yes I do, I do not date for anything but the hope of long-term relationships.>It did stick in my craw. You sound like a douche.Respect for the honesty
>>34148903No.
>>34148878Anon, you are so brave for wanting to fuck Anne Hathaway
>>34148904Why thoughC++ is dog ass
>>34148799>Never implied that it was specific to white women or that they were the only ones that can behave this way. But I DO think the odds of finding a white woman who is totally unaffected by this behavior is basically zero, whereas the odds are low for other ethnicites but much more realistic.What you're perceiving is just white worshipping ethnic women acting more pleasant to attract you. As a white guy, you're the prize to them, youre higher status, so they go out of their way to seduce you. But its a different story once they know they have you for certain.There's a type of upbringing among striver ethnic women that most white people simply cannot comprehend. The overbearing tiger mother + passive weak father combo permafucks the brains of asian women. They are incapable of not being nagging harridans as they age.
>>34148906>suppressI don't have to suppress something that's not there, for me the hard work is to pretend those feelings are there
>>34148906cant speak for others but for me, emotional experience that's deeply affectionate and intimate is highly stressful and vulnerable in a way that is extremely difficult to handle without being overwhelmed t. mentally ill person
>>34148906thats the thing thoughfor an avoidant, being with someone doesnt feel goodi only tried because youre "supposed" toonce i stopped caring about what i was supposed to do, i felt much better now that i dont try at all, than when i was trying to get with womenthe only reason an avoidant says he wants to have a girlfriend is propaganda, fomo, and peer pressure
>>34148914nobody wants to work with someone who doesnt know what a pointer is
>>34148916this, asian women are nice up until you sign the marriage papers
MenIs it disrespectful when a woman goes to a toilet to take a piss in the middle of sex?
>>34148919but like why? trying to understand how feeling good feelings makes you stressed out
>>34148923go away gross fetish poster
>>34148923idk never had sex
>>34148923if she needs to pee she needs to pee its that simple
>>34148924It's insecurity and immaturity.
>>34148923Nah, not at all. I’d prefer you to not piss on me.
>>34148916its so odd seeing the perception of white/european heritage in the USAi see some americans claim the US is an apartheid-tier white supremacist state that influences everything everyone does. But I see many americans claim their country's culture hates whites and their heritage. And I see bizarre examples of political extremism and general sentiment which make both extremes seem simultaneously factual
>>34148904kittenposter would you try my textual homoiconic dataflow programming language i'm designing?
>>34148928what is it they fear then? because intimacy, being close with someone, doesn't that trigger warmth and security?
>>34148932>homoiconicWhat like RuPaul?
>>34148932Sure>textualwhy would it not be textual?
>>34148930golly its almost like the US has 50 decentralized distinct states with their own unique culture and history or something
Femanons are cranky and touch-starved
>>34148939if you touch me, I will kill you
>>34148921well, i don't want to work with someone who doesn't know what a monad transformer or a dependent type is
>>34148934They just assume shit will fuck up soon, so they fuck shit up preemptively.
>>34148938You can explain this to Yuros until the cows come home and they still won’t get it, it blows my mind
>>34148924because i spent most of my life being beaten, emotionally neglected, molested and socially isolated by my peerslegitimate positive emotion with no strings attached is simply such an uncommon experience that its intensity and unfamiliarity are just overwhelming. basically my baseline level of operation is to put walls around my psyche to get through the day, and thats fine when your objective is to study, get a job, exercise etc. but when you are alone in a serious intimate situation with someone who sees you and understands you that mode of existence does not work. so the underdeveloped and uncharted parts of your social system crumble from the lack of growth.
>>34148939if you touch me, i will marry you
>>34148934ntanothe closer i get to someone, the less secure and comfortable i getdoubt creeps inand then i give upshe doesnt like meim reading too much into itthis doesnt mean what i think it doesshe doesnt know what shes talking aboutshe doesnt know meyada yada until we break up
>>34148921Other languages have pointers too
>>34148930Im not sure what you're talking about, or how this is relevant to my post.Are you an ethnic woman by any chance?
>>34148935no, like LISP>>34148937just specifying because most dataflow things are visual. i'm on a mission to destroy the arbitrary divide between low level and high level (and also python)
>>34148934someone being close to me makes my skin crawl, it makes me want to murder them for infringing on my privacy and my space, just leave me the fuck alone
>>34148948Doubt
>>34148940>>34148948Two roads diverged in a yellow wood…
>>34148946:( i hate humanity
>>34148943i dont care much for functional programming
>>34148954(LISP) is ((indistinguishable)) from (((hatespeech))).
Do I read Operating Systems: Three Easy Pieces or do I play Donkey Kong Country rn?
Filling my monster truck up with biodiesel made of liquefied avoidants so I can run over more avoidants, liquefying them
>>34148963donkey kong
>>34148961You're missing out. OCaml and Haskell are pretty sweet. I had to use Haskell for 2 classes in university
>>34148964please end my misery
>>34148964>t. Rimworld player
>>34148946i feel the same was as you except i was never bullied or molested or anythingthe fear came from nowhere
>>34148964You can't run over somebody who never leaves their home.
>>34148968I’m not but maybe I should be, wow
>Anon, will you apologize for all your racist posts?
>>34148962this is basically a giant fuck you to the industry and culture. every normal iestablished shitty idea that ppl pretend are good gets pissed on, and my hope is to make it so silly smooth and well oiled that people will HAVE to use it. fuck i hate software engineers & computer scientists
>>34148966>starts namefagging holy cringe
>>34148970It’s a very monstrous truck. I run over the houses too
>>34148949This anon is a guy, which surprises me.>>34148946Are you a boy too?
Too many CSkeks itt
>>34148961we'll talk in 5 years again when you're an adult>>34148973you smell like midwit
>>34148975But they live in the basements often.You'd have to attach digging equipment.
>>34148975Alright, Marvin.
>>34148960I didnt mean to come off so self-pitying, my life is mostly fine now. My core point was that when you put up walls and masks to function normally, you unfortunately run the risk of never peeking out of those walls by being authentic and learning to deal with your emotions like an adult. >>34148969I dont think you need to have a messed up life for this behavior to happen, i was just giving my own perspective. fwiw I also express really anxious attachment behavior (these are being buzzwordified sadly but they work well so I still use them)>>34148976yes I am a male
>>34148978keep tonguing my anus with (You)s, monkey
>>34148972noI will make them worse
>>34148972yessorry for saying mean things about black people and jews, and japanese and chinese and eskimos and polish people and germans and french and mexicans and canadians and indians and pakistanis and filipinos and aboriginals and italians and russians and native americans and the dutch and swedes and finns and danes and americans of british descent and mixed race people and kazaks and ukrainians and arabs and iranians and palestinians and the sudanese
>>34148972Bleaching really does do wonders
>>34148987why only those?
>>34148984>yes I am a maleThis is so weird to me.I have unfortunately met avoidant women of course, but an avoidant man? And even TWO of you here?
>>34148977This is 4chan what are you expecting?>>34148978>>34148966>>34148962could you guys review my resume for internships please?
>>34148990i was just looking through my posts on /int/ from todayim sure there are many more not listed
How do i stop intimidating brainlet girls i go on dates with when i talk about something other than tiktok or music?
>>34148979You underestimate how monstrous this truck is.Building-sized. Piledrivers instead of suspension. Sprays salt all over the flattened earth after collecting the liquefied avoidants with an industrial vacuumEnormous truck nuts too, really unnecessarily detailed ones
>>34148994>uses intcringe
>>34148984its not so much self pitying, i just despise human beans have the capacity for this, it shouldn't be possible to inflict these issues with connecting.
Do real girls exist?
>>34148992ikr its befuddlinginconcievableyou coukd almist sayc . .. . . UNREAL hahahahaahahahshdhfncdjcle3fkwn.c 3rjefkb 3rfe2 r3f2 v5grf3e
>>34149000*inconceivable
>>34148997it's the thinking mans board
>>34148993>could you guys review my resume for internships please?no. [... but only because i have never written a resume in my life and got all my jobs through people asking me to work for them. so much spaghetti would spill out of my pockets if i ever had to do a real interview]
>>34149002taht wsa sn inentional speeling mistaek fro comeidc pupouses
>>34148934NTA, but avoidants have had bad experiences with vulnerability and/or receiving love that should have been unconditional but was actually heavily conditional so they doubt every aspect of those things.Another sign is self reliance because everyone else is unreliable and shouldn't be trusted so they don't usually give people chances to prove them wrong.>>34148992Another one here and it just makes life harder outside of work.My mom was horrible to me and used to weaponize affection and after years of therapy I still struggle with it. At least my job loves me to death for being so self sufficient.
Either gender. Do you ever feel like people end their conversations early with you? Or people can be hot and cold? Like giving you a hug when they see you and then only having a brief exchange before leaving? What does that mean?
>>34148993Sure. Have you been networking and making friends? Group projects? My boss hardly looked at my resume but he liked talking to me so much and thought I was cool so they hired me immediately. Being likeable and making a good first impression do more than your resume ever could
>>34149009Mwouldnt knowi dont converse with people
>>34149008>Another sign is self reliance because everyone else is unreliable and shouldn't be trusted so they don't usually give people chances to prove them wrong.uh oh
>>34149009idk, I'm the one cutting conversations short, I'd be elated if someone would be even more avoidant than me
>>34148923I find it funny that women worry whether this is disrespectful and not deliberate disrespect, disobedience, and antagonism.
>>34148923I've never had this experience but I wouldn't find it disrespectful
>>34149009I don't think it's abnormal if they have places to go or things to do. But if it's like you're just hanging out with them for hours and they only spend a few minutes talking to you, that's probably not a good sign.
Squirt thoughts
>>34149008what a load of manure, I avoid people because people are horrible, they always want to be all up in my business, want to touch me, want to mess with my stuff, get mad when I don't immediately get back to them, start whining if I don't want to spend every waking minute with them, demand constant reassurance of how awesome and important they are, it's insufferable
>>34149009FI'm the one trying to end conversations quickly. I don't really talk to many people but I'm suspicious that my aunt and several of my sister's friends don't like me.
>>34149008i had a similar issue but not because my parents were intentionally holding love back, they simply had no emotional regulation and patience while drinking wildly so i never knew which version of them i'd see lol.
Women, what makes the difference in deciding whether or not a boner is flattering or disgusting when (You) have caused it?
>>34149019disgusting, grounds for a breakup IMO
>>34149025You’d really dump a woman over mostly pee?
>>34149019Squirtle thoughts
>>34149020i think you might not be the type of "avoidant" the therapy-speakers are referring to, you just seem generally asocial. thats not a mental illness or developmental issue
>>34149024causing a boner is always flattering, the difference is that it's disgusting if a man I don't want to be impregnated by thinks he should try acting on that boner
>>34149020nta want to trade lives? im tired of being seemingly invisible and practically non existentim the person that nobody cares or notices if i dont show up
>>34149024Did I cause it on purpose or not
>>34149029I, for one, would marry her
>>34149029yeah, I wouldgo piss before sex bitch
>>34149035You did not mean to, you accidentally showed a little too much cleavage or were holding a hug a little too long and then you noticed
>>34149034I wish we could anon, I wish we couldidk why people insist on bothering those that want to be left alone when there's enough people starved for attention, I think they take it as some sort of challenge if I want nothing to do with them, which makes me look down on them even more
>>34149032possible
>>34149033Interesting
>>34149038Then it's gross
>>34149037but i thought you were supposed to pee after sex?
>>34149049pee before and after sex
>>34149031
>>34149049Dont listen to that other anon, just pee after sex.
>>34149049don't listen to that anon, during is fine
>>34149037I’m a man. How cruel of you
>>34149049Listen to that third anon, hes right
Is it normal to daydream about being badly injured such that a handsome man (who is presumably your fiancee in this dream) has to take care of you?
i am so fucking tired of counting or eyeballing star ends just to shitpost some literal garbage
>>34149053Oh okay! So who is supposed to get the towel?
>>34149020Like the other anon said you're probably just a level of asocial.I feel a deep sense of nervousness and anxiety when I'm in a position of getting closer to people and usually those feelings take over and I feel like I have to get away to reorient myself.Another habit is a sort of love bombing and then ghosting. That comes from that feeling of nervousness building up over time that they just need to withdraw in order to feel better.
>>34149056i would not take care of you.you're injured. we're amputating something. start biting the gag
>>34149056Mi do the same but for a pretty womanlike im caught in a blizzard or something and i stumble upon her cabin and she warms me up with her embrace
>>34148336M which I can’t do
>>34149057Your pattern recognition skills suck balls then
>>34149061>Another habit is a sort of love bombing and then ghosting.that one hits a little too close
>>34149019Does it only happen with big cock
>>34149068I doubt it. I’ve made it happen and don’t have a particularly big one
>>34149060no need for a towel
I can't tell if this is going well or not.I've been talking to this girl since late October but we weren't able to meet until last week. We got along very well over text and found that we have a lot of things in common. We decided we wanted to move quickly with a relationship, so we planned a bunch of dates right away, three in the first week. The first one was kinda awkward, the second was better though. On the third date I made a little more physical contact, hand around her waist, holding hands, that kind of thing, but she didn't really respond at all. We still haven't kissed.What do anons think? Am I fucking this up? Is she not interested?
Why are American men racist when black girls exist
>>34149073Most black girls don't look like that.
>>34149071>she didn't really respond at all>not interestedyepif it's not an enthusiastic yes, it's a no
Puuuhhlappp
>>34149073anon, have you never noticed how most ebony porn doesn't even show the face of the girl in most shots?
Moids do you know that "use your words" hack?
>>34149080I'm so enamored by the beauty of black women in real life that I simply don't have the time to look at ebony porn, let alone enough to analyze its recurring tropes.
>>34149073>
>>34149071>I've been talking to this girl since late October but we weren't able to meet until last week>we wanted to move quickly with a relationship, so we planned a bunch of dates right away, three in the first weekThe approach is way too cerebral. You've built up the expectations too much, there's no spontaneity/free spiritedness which is the spark of romance.Women do not give a shit, theyre happy to have a texting buddy for 3 months and no sex or anything. It's on you to make them meet straight away, or just not talk until you meet.
>>34149081Please enlighten us, I suspect this has to do with bedroom shenanigans but I would like to hear it come from your mouth
>>34149073Elika isn't black, though.
>>34149083is that jh
>>34146593If I've known a girl and been semi friends with her (coworkers) for around 6 months, is it too late to pursue her?Like is her mind and feelings about me already made up? We kind of flirt and stuff
>>34149063Lol basedThis will be factored into my jerk off sessions about the canadian guy I met
>>34149086Literally could not happen for most of that time, I was 2k miles away.
I just want women to like us. But thats impossible
>>34149088"use your words" is just a really sexy thing to say
>>34149100i want to fuck that snail
>>34149056I don't know if it's healthy, but I still dream of just taking care of a specific woman who I dated for some time, despite all the shit that happened.It probably says something negative about us, that we don't daydream about just a normal relationship...
>>34149102kys
How true would you say this is?
>>34149100Please give some context as to when one should say "Use your words"
>>34149107100%, we've been over this gatherers and nesting instinct /topic
>>34149100That makes no sense, use your mouth instead.
>>34149106why is spurdo wearing a suit
>>34149115Men can't do anything without women hating us for it...
if she doesn't like slide puzzles that gives me the ick
>>34149115haha thats funny
>>34149119people who like slide puzzles are genuine psychopaths
>>34149119>>34149121You two are assholes.
>>34149109human beings dont have instincts
>>34149119idk what that it but it sounds insanely boring and also disgusting, so kys
>>34149107All useless decorative shit that serves no purpose. I find it funny that women are obsessed with home design but absolutely suck at the practical application of it.
>>34149056i do the same thing but both as the one being rescued and the one doing itjust a nice idea
I bet sex is really fun, but i wouldnt know
>>34149123the enlightened centrist strikes againplease bless us with your balanced and nuanced opinion about sliding puzzles, anon
>>34149107I haven't met any women under the age of 45 who live like this. It does give me the ick though.I think this habitat is born from being a talentless normie housewife/etsy shop owner who never picked up a hobby because she only ever thought about marrying at 6/10 protestant engineer named Kyle Smithroberston.
>>34149124lol
>>34149128yeah honestly you can decorate with stuff that is actually usefullike lamps
>>34149124>humans dont have pheromones>humans dont have instincts
>>34149121I'm not a psychopath D:>>34149127how does it sound disgusting?
Ethnic women of ATOGA:How badly did you want to be a white girl growing up? How jealous are you of white women now? How do you live out your wannabe white girl fantasies (aside from thirsting for BWC)?
>>34149131its really underwhelming honestly
>>34149124This is such a hilarious thing to say. Quick! Define "instinctual behavior"
>>34149140>sliding
>>34149138yeah?
>>34149147>eating pussy causes throat cancer
>>34149132The topic is irrelevant, you two just come here to be assholes.
okay youre right. human beings do have instincts. but i dont thats why im single and a virgin
moidsdid you ever turn your back on the boys?
>>34149138>pheromonesOh you are the retarded cunt who keeps bringing that shit up.
>>34149131that's because you're still stuck on the basic parts of abstract algebra. sex will come to you once you've studied the fundamental theorem of galois theory and the yoneda lemma.
>>34149152Mi dont have a friend group, or any friends at all actually
>>34149131sex is only fun if you're an attractive normie, otherwise it's just gross and cringe
>>34149155Nta, why anon? Do you want friends?
>>34149149i have never been unkind to anyone in this thread before, but praise for sliding puzzles is really pushing it and i might post an unkind word soon.
>>34149146it's called a slide puzzle because you slide the pieces around, holy shit you're an even bigger pervert than me if you think that sounds dirty
>>34149148What the fuck no!
>>34149154>once you've studied the fundamental theorem of galois theory and the yoneda lemma.You think i dont know those?okay actually i havent studied them in school but i know what they are already>>34149156well im sorta normie
>>34149159the word is just gross and so are you
>>34149157who will i make friends with? im not in school anymore and all my coworkers are 40+i dont even know what friends do anymore or how to make them, its been so long since i had any
>>34149152Yeah, I stopped somewhere in season 3 I think. Or early season 4.
>>34149131You could find out, but you don't like men so you probably never will.
>>34149161>well im sorta normieNot with your level of BPD.>>34149155>question directed at men>still replies with "M"No wonder...
>>34149161>okay actually i havent studied them in school but i know what they are alreadyif you haven't yet spent weeks of your life on obscure polynomial rings that have been quotiented by polynomials that only satan could have devised, then you are not an adult yet>well im sorta normiehaha, lmao
>>34149171>dumb people dont deserve friends
>>34149173>deserveThere is that arrogance on top.
>>34149161>well im sorta normielollmao even
Apparently 75% of women would support a stay-at-home husband, that's way more than I thought. Femanons, would you be okay with a SAHH?
>>34149174what word would you use
>>34149178>letting a man into your homeno
>>34149180Your entire attitude is shitty, hard to put that into words.
You give up normie status forever the moment you hit post on this website
>>34149178In this economy?
>>34149162I'm not gross you don't even know me, why are you saying I'm gross?
>>34149178Watch what they do, never what they sayIn theory they'd support a SAHH because it makes them look progressiveBut in reality it'll make their pussy dry having to provide for a man day-in day-out
>>34149182because im whining about not having friendswhat if i hadnt used "M" in my initial postwould you have even replied?
>>34149185The economy isn't even that bad
>>34148949>>34148946but thats no way to live
>>34149172b-but ive done many quotients of the integers.... and sometimes they have extensions!! Amd are isomorphic to polynomial rings!! im an adult!
>>34149183Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>34149190so youre saying, i should kill myself instead of going through life alone
>>34149192nostalgic
>Me with my 5" peen
>>34149192John my GOAT I haven't seen you in like-- 5 years Jesus...
>>34149188I would have cared even less about your post.
>>34146618Beards are just cope for jawlets
I'd let him be my househusband
>>34149199your cared enough to reply, 4 times, kek
HI,Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes
>>34149190It isn't but it takes a VERY patient person to deal with people like us and conscious effort on our part. I feel as a man that there aren't as many women willing to put up with that behavior than with a woman.
>>34149202what about him
>>34149018Yeah tbf these were at events and stuff but sometimes it feels like they just do it. Sometimes I want to reach out to some of them and see if they want to hang out outside of our group but idk.
>>34149209yeah we need a gf that is like a kind and patient special ed teacher
>>34149203That is a common cope for people like you.I already completely forgot what you were writing about.
>>34149206yeah, I definitely couldn't pretend to find this cute or funny, let alone hot if this is bait, 9/10, absolute banger
Women, why do you judge a man's fitness for a relationship based solely on how much he makes your pussy tingle?
>>34149190yes anon being a stunted mentally ill person is not ideal i agree
>>34149214damn you must be retarded if your memory is that shorti accept my loser chudcel status, who has nothing better to do that spend all day spewing foul garbage ittyou are exactly the same as me except you cant admit it
>>34149217who am I to question mother nature's primordial wisdom on natural selection?
>>34149206>This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life.If you haven't talk about it with a doctor, you don't know if it points towards a health issue.>>34149219Ok.
love is literally solving my problems
>>34149222lol
>>34149220in 2026, "natural selection" is anything but naturalwomens "preference" is dictated wholly by media they consumethey have no agency
Either gender: what do you do at work or a social setting when it seems like someone doesn't really like you?
>>34149178>Apparently 75% of women would support a stay-at-home husband,Yeah no. I don't fucking believe that for a single second.
>>34149220>gets mindraped by propaganda making you attracted to black men>is attracted to black men>heheh yes this is just muh natures primordial wisdom
>>34149225Mive never experienced that so idkwell not since like elementary schooli just avoid them
>>34149187>Watch what their pussy does, never what they do or sayftvy
>>34149225Ignore, leave if I can
>>34149225Stay out of each other's way when possible and be courteous when not.
>>34149224>>34149229oh dear, you are even dumber than previously assumed
>>34149220>natural selection>in a post-agricultural civilizational settingo i am laffin
>>34149217It's not the only requirement but it is a requirement>>34149225Try not to interact
>>34149225favoid them
>>34149226Fr, I refuse to believe that this many women would leave a man unsupervised
>>34149217I don't. But it's important, because I'll have sex with him.>>34149178I would, if I was married to a man who could take care of everything as well as I do.
>>34149230Why does it feel like I usually end up dealing with that wherever I go?
>>34149237>It's not the only requirementWe're anonymous here, you don't have to lie.
>>34149236everything humans do is natural, we are part of nature, there is no such thing as something thats unnatural
>>34149235>no arguementstupid femoidim glad normalfag zoomers are talking about repealing the 19thonce the stupid progressive boomers and genx die off there wont be anything to stop us
As if moids would pay any attention to a woman who doesn't make their pp go sproing
I appreciate that there are other avoidant guys here, I've yet to meet one IRL so it makes me feel less shitty.I think it's hard for people to empathize with us for whatever reason.
>>34149240See >>34149242
>>34149244>explain to me how evolution works no, ask your AI gf stupid moron
>>34149241because you have a mental illness that makes you have delusions where you think people dislike you when they dont
>>34149245But this is a paradox, by reading I have, but you're implying I don't, the only solution is you make me hard
>>34149245No one's denying that physical attraction is necessary in a relationship. But at least with men it isn't the only thing they care about.
>>34149242I feel like you're just projecting your own standards. I don't date conservatives, racists, anyone religious, someone who thinks they want to live in a city....I've got more things
>>34149245I pay attention to the women ITT despite knowing nothing of their appearances.>but what about the women who posted selfies?I don't pay attention to those women.
>>34149141>How badly did you want to be a white girl growing up? It was more that I wanted white features than I wanted to be white.>How jealous are you of white women now?Not at all, really. Especially the older I get.>>34149178>Femanons, would you be okay with a SAHH?Absolutely, and I've said it before. I don't care if it sounds insidious, I would love for my partner to be financially dependent on me. Just stay pretty and never worry about money.>>34149217>Women, why do you judge a man's fitness for a relationship based solely on how much he makes your pussy tingle?I don't. I judge it based on how much I enjoy his company and how much I like looking at him. I can make myself cum.>>34149225>what do you do at work or a social setting when it seems like someone doesn't really like you?Ignore them, unless they start going out of their way to cause issues. Then I will quickly get confrontational.
>>34149247I'm also avoidant but being around you people is particularly exhausting
>>34149255Not until one of them makes your pussy tingle a lot.
>>34149248It truly isn't my only or even main criteria. I'm frankly so much pickier regarding personality than I am about looks.
>>34149250That is true. I was supposed to do something today but I let my social anxiety get the better of me.
>>34149245no no you dont understandwhen a man only listens to his penis its based and redpilledbut when a woman only listens to her cooter jayjay thats unbased and zogpilled, globohomo nwo propaganda
>>34149243the point was that evolution and selection are adaptive to the environment the species evolves ineverything down to the most minute details about daily human life is wildly different to the environment we spent millions of years adapting to and growing in, post-civilized society does not have selection mechanisms that can account for our increased ability to survive danger, circumvent disease, etc etc. Whatever direction we end up evolving in now is the result of conscious action rather than purely blind statistical probabilities and mutations. We're on an uncharted path (which isnt a criticism fyi I like electricity and books)
>>34149254Funny that you mentioned that, because I was having this exact conversation yesterday and moids could only think of "good looking" as their most important requirement in a partner
>>34149235The irony is that if youre aware of how the media manipulates you, you might stand a chance of resisting itThat you think you're unaffected, is precisely why you're one of its victims
>>34149263Hey is this for fun or are you doing it because you feel the need to convince yourself that people don't want you because you're ugly when the real reason is because you suck? Being around you must be torture.
>>34149260What white features did you want?
>>34149245>another "thing both genders clearly do aimed solely at one of them to act like you're making a point about said gender in isolation" postshut the fuck up already
two requirements>good looking>likes mewhat else do you actually need
>>34149270Good conversation is my most important requirement in a partner. :(
>>34149268the fact our instincts don't match our environment anymore doesn't mean the instinct isn't there, all it means is that we're going to go extinct because we failed to adapt to changing circumstances fast enough and thats a good thing because every species that can't improvise, adapt and overcome doesn't deserve to exist
>>34149264You really expect us to believe that?>>34149270You understand there's a difference between "most important" and "only", right?And I also think there were probably a lot of guys who had other things above looks.>>34149272Are you having fun making up scenarios in your head? I'm sure you must be, why else would you so regularly engage in saying things that aren't true?
>>34149271the fact you think what the media is portraying isn't just another expression of the same evolutionary process is pretty funny >resistwhy would I want to? humans can't die off fast enough
Women want a man who ticks all the checkboxes.Men want a woman who accepts him despite him not ticking all the checkboxes.This really says a lot about society, this really makes you think, this really gets the noggin joggin, this really activates your almonds.
>>34149280ntawe obvously wont go extinct thoughwe'll just return to the meanitll take a lot more to kill off humanity than some silly first world birthrate crisis
>>34149275
Those who had sociopath friends, how did you find out?
>>34149280>we're le going extinct we're notalso fuck off with this gay ass anti-human "we deserve it" attitude, we are the only creatures on this planet that fucking matter. If you wanna lie down and become worm food for the sake of the hecking squirrels thats fine but dont act like you're some enlightened sage for doing so
>>34149288>I like people who like meOkay, shinji, chill out there with the external validation.
>>34149274You are not making any sense + get mad at your fellow moids then + you're a gigantic faggot
>>34149286as long as it means I get to rest in peace, idgaf what kind of brownoid creatures inherit this shit hole
>>34149282>You really expect us to believe that?Of course not, I always expect men ITT to be retarded. I know you hate women and will never accept anything I say if it goes against what you believe. Sometimes you guys surprise me tho.
>>34149284More like men want a woman who meets the bare minimum, but most women don't.Meanwhile women want a man who is everything she ever dreamed of, while they have nothing to offer him besides access to their body, just like the million other women vying for his attention.
>>34149283>the fact you think what the media is portraying isn't just another expression of the same evolutionary process is pretty funnyliteral worms for brains
>>34149284parches the pecans, even
>>34149292>shinjiThat's Denji
>>34149244lol
>>34149291guess we'll find out
>>34149296>see reality as it is and tell the truth>retardedLol, alright.
>>34149275>Do their morals and values align with my own>Do they want kids>What kind of life do they want>Are they dependable and responsibleetcCompatibility long term is a lot more complicated than just sexual chemistry>>34149284I think you might be right
>>34149300anime characters arr rook the same anyways
>>34149282>You understand there's a differenceYou nuance retards are so annoying
>>34149290It's pretty obvious. They can be fine but you need to keep an arms distance and make sure you're never dependent on them in any important ways.>see if they can pick you up or drop you off at the airportyeah sure, that kinda stuff is fine>wanna buy a rental property together?lol. lmao even.
>>34149290I've never explicitly had a sociopath friend but I did have one school friend in grade school that I was very suspicious of being one, in hindsight. I could be full of shit, but he very much fit the definition of one.
>>34149298>le evil jews/elite/random boogeyman is behind all this whats behind all this is that every living organism only cares about themselves, rich jews are no exception, which is why whatever they do is 100% natural
>>34149283humans should be the only species on earth actually. and the moment we're capable of surviving/thriving without the Earthly biosphere we should nuke it into an uninhabitable wasteland just so no other life can have it while we're gone.
how do you get out of the trap of living with you parents when they love you and are fine with you living with them
>>34149316yeah, call me when that happens (never)
>>34149317are YOU fine with living with THEM though?
>>34149317Make them hate you, or accept that they hate you already and are just hiding it.
>>34149308How is it nuance?The whole reason the F-15 and F-16 were so revolutionary is because for decades the military's only real requirement for a fighter jet is that it had to be fast, but with the F-15 and F-16 they focused on things like maneuverability, thrust-to-weight ratio, weapon capacity, lift, etc.If a woman's only requirement is that he has to be attractive, they're gonna get a guy who doesn't treat them well and doesn't give a shit, and they won't get along well outside of sex. But women seem to be happy with that, so long as they get to claim the guy that everyone else wants, even if it's only temporary.
>>34149317>how do I nuke my tribe for a crumb of diseased pussy
>>34149317This is me but I'm also broke and never worked a real career (yet, I'm working on it). I would love to live on my own thought. It sounds blissful.
Women dont want men's PPs to go sproing for them?
can you grab your cock with both hands as if it was a sword?
>>34149325No, not unless he's ridiculously attractive. Otherwise it's basically sexual assault if a guy gets a boner.
>>34149330I would start vomiting blood if I ever found out I gave an indian man an erection
>>34149325Yes, if he's my SO. No, if it's a stranger.
>>34149323being a bum isnt "preserving the tribe unga dunga"im 23, most people have moved out by theni havent because im a loser with nobody to roommate with and didnt netwerk hard enough in college to get some cushy job
>>34149322>If a woman's only requirementWe were talking about men you absolute retardoid, it's men who only care about looks and you can stop pretending you don't
>>34149333stop trying to be something you're not
GenderI want to become a ship crewmate. I heard there are some good women there. What do you think about my idea?
>>34149329yeah actually
>>34149323>I want others to be as miserable and lazy as I amlol
>>34148659You're probably forgetting that not everyone is a social animal like you with a great deal of confidence given for free from other people due to your gender.
>>34149331i never understood exactly how women felt about unwanted male attention until I learned more about indiansnow every time a woman is upset or repulsed by something a man does and I dont immediately get why, I simply re-imagine the scenario with an indian man in the same position. then it becomes crystal clear, and i understand her mindset automatically.
>>34149335We really don't just care about looks. At least, not for a serious relationship.
>>34149337lol
>>34149332>Yes, if he's my SOSafety Officer? weird
>>34149225FIgnore it, I haven’t done anything wrong
>>34149317You have to self-impose difficulty in a productive way. Live with your parents? Okay fine, but you aren't able to use any more of that disposable income, that all goes towards savings and investments. You live even more frugally than your renting friends. Actually make that time count rather than just being like "cool, I don't have to pay much in rent, so I can pretend my minimum wage job lets me be comfortable".Ironically this used to make a little more sense, we're kind of out of the sweet spot with it now though because 10 years ago, staying at home for a few years meant you could pay for a down payment on a mortgage, but that's not nearly as true anymore, and THAT is a harder treadmill to get off at this point.
>>34149341good method, it really clears everything up immediately
>>34149341Exactly. Women put men in two categories. Either he's obscenely attractive, or he's disgusting and gross and not even worthy of being her footstool.
>>34149329I have jerked off 6 or 7 times today, the dude is not going to get grabbed for the rest of the day.
>>34149339how's trying to not be miserable and lazy going for you?
>>34149340>Everyone who isn't a sociopath like me is le extroverted social animalYour gender isn't what's wrong with you
>>34149347Significant other, silly.>>34149354>not wanting to be sexual with someone means I find them disgusting and less than a personYou really have zero respect for women as people, only view us as holes.
I hate being bitter. I just wish women liked me
>>34149355why are you proud of that?
>>34149344Stop lying>At least, not for a serious relationship.Lmfao
>>34149356Fine.
>A tranny told me my Instagram photos are sexyAs a man should I be flattered or disgusted?
>>34149359That's not true, or at least it wasn't until I realized how women really are. I'm just being honest.>>34149363Your fault for only pursuing guys you have no chance of having a serious relationship with.
>>34149362You are imagining things.
>>34149364there there, be glad you have parents that allow you to get a break from this world
Women, what are your thoughts on the fact that whores now make up the vast majority of O1 aka "extraordinary ability or achievement" Visa requests in the U.S.?
>>34149273>What white features did you want?When I was little, I used to be jealous of my sister for having straight light brown hair, lighter skin, and blue eyes. She always got complimented on it, while I used to get shit for my curls, skin, and nose. >>34149284>Women want a man who ticks all the checkboxes.Women's check boxes: don't be fat, don't be ugly, be emotionally stable, and have steady employmentYou need to stay away from dating apps because they're ruining your psyche.>>34149337>I want to become a ship crewmate. I heard there are some good women there. What do you think about my idea?You will never find a good woman on a ship.
>>34149375we've been over this some smart people in charge know that they will need pretty holes to keep morale high during war times
>>34149368It's just sad that you honestly just view us as objects to put your dick in. >>34149375I don't really have strong feelings about US immigration policies.
>>34149380It didn't used to be this way. It didn't have to be this way. But women decided to make it this way, and that's how it is.
>>34149382Nah. It's your decision to view and treat women a certain way, nothing we can say or do would ever make you change your mind. It's sad that you do, but good luck in life while holding that mindset.
>>34149377>don't be uglyDamn, off by one checkbox...
>>34149377>You will never find a good woman on a ship.I'll never find her on the internet either. They're either crazy, taken, or both.
>>34149388I know you're wrong because I didn't used to be this way. Dealing with women and seeing the way they are made me this way.
>>34149380>It's just sad that you honestly just view us as objects to put your dick in.>I don't really have strong feelings about whores basically taking up the best and brightest immigrant slotsMy mind is getting blown here.
>>34149377>You will never find a good woman on a ship.You can but she'll have a penis
>>34149317You want thingsLike the ability to walk to the bathroom or sit on the couch naked. To make noise at 3 am. Decorate the whole space the way you want to. You only have to compromise with your budget not other people.
>>34149395or has been raped 20 times
>>34149377>Women's check boxes: >don't be fat,fail >don't be ugly,depends>be emotionally stable, fail>and have steady employmentI'm bottom feeder / web novel author
women wnat me dead?
>>34149399>sit on the couch nakedew wtf
>>34149402>web novel author just say you're an unemployed gooner
>>34149394Why would I have strong feelings about the immigration policies of a foreign country? If the US government thinks that the best quality immigrants for their country are prostitutes, good for them.US visa recipients go through a strict vetting process, clearly it's a deliberate decision of the government to guarantee access to those people because they think they bring value to the country. >>34149392Again, your decision to feel that way. I don't let my negative experiences with some men change my opinion on men in general.
>>34149403I want everyone dead, sorry
>>34149380>It's just sad that you honestly just view us as objects to put your dick in.I had a woman ask me to use her like a sextoy, but that didn't make me appreciate her any less. She's a good girl.
>>34149394Why should we care about Ameritard idiocy?
Total White man death
>>34149413who asked
>>34149410It's not a decision, it's a logical conclusion. And we already know that all women see when they look at a man is either something gross that they are repulsed by, or a walking dick with a fat wallet.
>>34149419Total Wine & More deathCorner liquor stores are superior
I'm horny!
>>34149420Your mom.
>>34149419Sex and race so I can give you the proper slurs. Now.
>>34149424Same. What are we gonna do about it?
>>34149422No, you're projecting your own view of women as objects onto women. I am perfectly capable of liking men as people, and loving men.
>>34149423Total Wine & More stopped carrying the chocolates that I liked to gift people for birthdays and holidays. They are dead to me. Dead!
>>34149419wtf im a white and man this really hurt my feelings please say you're sorry :(
>>34149427But doctor... I am the white man...
>>34149377>Women's check boxes: don't be fat, don't be ugly, be emotionally stable, and have steady employmentThis is the biggest lie I have ever seen posted here.
>>34149428I'm going to masturbate tomorrow. It's a while away, but it can't be helped.
>>34149430No, you're wrong. I didn't view them that way when I reached the conclusion I did, and I fought it for years because I didn't want to believe it. But women kept proving it over and over and left me without any other options.
>gf says during sex “don’t you dare cum in me” >1hr later >”OMG FUCK DADDY PLS CUM IN ME Lmao women are so easy, how we doing incels?
>>34149434
>>34149380>It's just sad that you honestly just view us as objects to put your dick in.Women see the vast majority of other women like that as well.
>>34149443Shit that never happened. Why are you so fucking delusional?
>>34149438I'm going to masturbate right now. Probably more than once. It's my house, I'll do what I want.
>>34149431Costco still has a gift basket on sale that does XO cognac and dusted chocolate coated peanuts, my gf loves it
>>34149450Why are you responding to engagement bait?
>>34149450Why are you so fucking stupid to reply to it.
how do i get oxford study gf
>>34149443I don't understand, is this supposed to the withdrawal method?
>>34149450Why are you feeding it?
>>34149449No, we don't. I don't think of women as sexual objects at all, frankly.>>34149441Feel what you feel like, it doesn't hurt anyone but you.
>>34149452I'm in my own house and can do what I want too, but I'm planning on taking a fertility test tomorrow, and it requires not ejaculating for 48 hours prior to the test itself.
>>34149450LMAO imagine waking up this angry and upset peak cortisol levels
>>34149461It's not about what I feel. It's about the truth.
>>34149469nice creepshot bro, love tan legs
>>34149459Nah dude shit is cash, she’s on her period and it’s raining perfect baby making conditions
>>34149402Is this really over? Why did no one encourage me by saying it's not my problem, just the wrong places to look?
When you were 5 years old, an entire year encompassed a fifth of your life. At 20, one year is only 1/20th of your life. That's why time feels like it's going by faster.
>>34149471Living on the beach is the best life has to offer billions must go for incel walks on the beach <3
>>34149469Post her.
>>34149461Nobody is as good at slut shaming women as other women. I have an almost equal number of female and male friends, and the way women shit talk other women still astonishes me. Nothing my bros say even comes close to it.
>>34149482What is this Brixleys Talent Time? That’s as close as the internet is going to get lol
>>34149483Thinking that a woman is promiscuous or that certain behaviors she has are immoral/shitty is not the same as not viewing her as a person lol
>>34149480disgusting
Being a somewhat attractive man just means every college aged woman will think you're trying to get into her pants. You can't even be in their presence without them making a facial expression towards you. It sucks.
>>34149493oh noo, poor you
>>34149493stop lying you ugly ass nigga this does not happen to you
>>34149493sorry to tell you this but that's an expression of disgust because you're ugly
>>34149487You sad fuck, I knew you were larping but this is beyond pathetic.
Should I buy a drone?
When I shake my belly I can hear and feel the soup I ate an hour ago. lol
>>34149493Too relatable
>>34149502You should be a shahed droneWhat you do with it after that is up to you
damn even with my belt as tight as it can get my pants are still too loose
>>34149502no, sign up for ICE instead
>>34149493yeah women are fucking animals, it's disgusting
>>34149508Remove all hazards from your home while you still can.
>>34149503based fatchad
>>34149511Only white women do that.
>>34149493Real, uggos think they have chance with you
Reminder that the thread quality went up because all of the dumb foids are protesting the pro-ICE posters.
>>34149493If you're attractive shouldn't they desire it?
>>34149515:(I'm laying on my couch and it's barely protruding.
>>34149518I have no idea wtf you just said
>>34149516and they only do it if you're *****
>>34149501Pipe down coomer faggot
>>34149524I don't know what means, but I don,t see how "dog" fits in that sentence.
>>34149527its funny because this meme is borne totally out of white male coomer fantasies and has nothing to do with reality. White women dont fuck dogs or animals, but white men definitely want them to. Hilarious
>>34149526why does she have mouth cancer? is that an std from your dick?
>>34149528I didn't think that deep about it.
>>34149530Yeah, I'm just referring to the origin of the meme itself.
>>34149531Uh huh...
No one cares enough to get me to go sproing
Why are Germans so, I can't think of a better word, "autistic"?... "Detail oriented"?
>>34148761I love that video
>>34149534high quality educational system.
>>34149529It’s just a mole cope you unloved faggot and kill yourself
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>>34149526she actually looks kinda cutecongrats man
>>34149534Who are you trying to bait here?
>>34149534the root of it all is four seasons climate
>>34148512>you're living on a fucking island that and the other six people can't get to it. ever.mf is trying to multi track drift isolationism with expansionism
>>34149541It's just a pic he stole online lol
>>34149551holy based anon
>>34149551i should've known better but i wanted to give him a chance lol
>>34149542No one, honestly! I tried to phrase that question as politely as I could, really. I have nothing against German people and I apologize if I've offended any Germans.
>>34149556>but i wanted to give him a chance...why?
>>34149551is that a roblox building in the background?
>>34149526>posting his escorts again
>>34149563Yes, that's a Roblox employee.
>>34149559>I have nothing against German peopleYou should.
>>34149563Yeah, apparently it's a screenshot from a tiktok about what working in roblox is like.>>34149554You guys are lucky my computer died and I lost my 4chan filters.>>34149556Silly.
>>34149556Fuck you.
>>34149556I told you I am never posting my gf here, I don’t even post myself here idgaf lmao
>>34149576>I don’t even post myself hereThose selfies you posted are fake?
>>34149564Sir this is a Roblox corporate office
>>34149578ENTJ might not even be a guy.
>>34149578his only real pic is the one in the everlast tshirt. all his other pics he steals from paki amateur gay porn accounts
>>34149587Misinformation is better than disinformation because there’s an element of suspension of belief to it
>>34149604you are a mentally ill indian. no one gives a shit about you or your shitty larps.
>>34149502no, you should buy a repeating shotgun, and practice practice practice with ityou may have to shoot drones out of the skya full choke and heavy loads can reach out fairly far
>>34149606You got trolled by a Roblox employee lmao
no one got le epic trolled xD you subhuman faglord
>>34149686You are epic trolled because you are still feeding him attention. You are rewarding him with what he wants.
>>34149404Why ew? It's your couch? Is your couch gross? You know you can take the covers off the cushions and put them in the washer right?
>>34148686>anon didn't math that 3*0=0 lol
