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>>34151775
state gender
do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?
might bag myself a qt american gf when we inevitably go to war
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>>34151779
F, sure, I think much more people would find a partner once shit would actually hit the fan
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Women are so painfully boring.
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>>34151779
Someone post the collage with Ukrainian women.
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>>34151779
No. I'd say I'd be more likely to shoot female prisoners because they have no reason to fight in a war, they're volunteers, they genuinely hate you
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>>34151789
What reason does any American have to fight in a war other than hatred?
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>>34151784
so what
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About tattoos, I actually want to get one. No real reasons like marking a memory or showing gang affiliation. I just think of it as a nice accessory to have, like the piercings I already have. I still haven’t chosen the right design, but I’m thinking about Reyna’s left arm tattoo from Valorant.
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>>34151779
M
Yes
>might bag myself a qt american gf when we inevitably go to war
Greenland was promised to us 3,000 years ago
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>>34151800
M
I don't care if men get tattoos, I just fucking hate them on foids. The skin of a woman should be pure, untouched and clean. I don't want to kiss and feel ruined inked skin or ruined scarred skin.
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>>34151800
Just draw on yourself with body marker.
Tattoos look so stupid
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>>34151794
>What reason does any American have to fight in a war other than hatred?
Oil, retard!
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>>34151779
>might bag myself a qt american gf when we inevitably go to war
Big tit rural gf please
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Girls in the army are rundown hoes, stay way or you'll get HPV, HSV 1 and 2
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>>34151813
Actually true. I've never seen ONE army girl who wasn't a whore.
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>>34151784
What do you want to do today?
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>>34151814
Well I wasn't kidding, it's pretty common knowledge
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tall girls
are you picky when it comes to height
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Do you enjoy the flavour of the nectar of the male penis?
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>>34151830
yes, i won't even look at manlet who is shorter than 6'6
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>>34151824
You know what.
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>>34151800
>No real reasons like marking a memory or showing gang affiliation. I just think of it as a nice accessory to have
This is a good attitude to have
>I’m thinking about Reyna’s left arm tattoo from Valorant
This is a very bad attitude though.
You should get a tattoo which you think looks beautiful. If you get something beautiful, you'll simultaneously show your real personality (because your sense of taste is so unique to who you are) AND you'll have something you'll love to look at for the rest of your life.

Don't mark yourself with another person's mark. If you like the look of the design, look for tattoo artists who do that kind of thing and get your own design. (Key words: neo-tribal, geometric, blackwork). If you're actually mostly interested in the design because you want to show you're a Valorant fan...that's a really bad reason to get a tattoo.
Think about it this way: Reyna didn't go into a tattoo shop and ask for a tattoo that some video game character has. She asked for neo-tribal designs with a black sun.
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>>34151830
no, most guys are shorter than me and 99% of women are shorter than me so its fine
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34151833
Nan desu ka? I’ve got cramps so be gentle.
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>>34151834
>mostly interested in the design because you want to show you're a Valorant fan
No, I just saw it and fell in love with the design. But I will listen to your advice and look at other works in this style.
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Why dont women know to say they are not interested? Why does she act all flirty and interested in person, is enthusiastic over text, but takes forever to reply?
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Because she talks to 10 men at once and in the same way.
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Would you rub my belly during cramp days?
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>>34151794
The same reason a monk or a friar takes on their cassock. Service to something higher than yourself, as a citizen in uniform. But that is a concept most Americans are too selfish to understand these days.
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>>34151847
Idk how and where.
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>>34151794
The only reason anyone has not to be in the military at least once in their life is that they are fat, lazy, or mentally ill. People in these types of sorry states usually develop an envy complex about the military that they then try to mask as ideologically driven criticisms of the military, "waaah waaah I don't wanna kill innocent babies overseas!" with protest placards. But the reality is, the people saying those things were already unfit to serve and are taking out their small dick complex on the military by protesting against it.
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>>34151839
Maybe she's busy or doesn't like texting much, if she's consistently flirty with you and enthusiastic I would not assume she's uninterested.

Just ask her out.
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>>34151850
Consult the local cats.
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Slow thread today.
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What do you call it when you want your partner to act differently and they will act the way you want them to, but you want them to WANT to act that way, so there's no point in asking?
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Complaining is a feminine trait. Stop doing it unless you're a foid.
Expect beatings for complaining, no gender discrimination
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Why does everyone call me American in Europe? I've never even been to the States. Yes, I'm white and fat, so what?
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>>34151849
>>34151851
So then why are women automatically signing up for evil
Follow the conversation, anons
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>>34151857
"I chose to date a person I don't truly like and now I'm unhappy"
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>>34151794
I'm a turdie and I wish ameris would world police more. You've no idea how bad turdistani neighbours can get.
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>>34151857
We call it being a dumb cunt foid that expects men to read her mind.
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>>34151857
retardation
if someone is changing their behaviour for you then they want to want to act that way
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You belong to a grooming gang. Don't you?
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>>34151864
Nah she's great just the sex part is kinda vanilla.

>>34151866
I'm actually a male and want wife to fight me during sex so I can overpower her while she just wants gentle sex and gets spooked easily.

>>34151867
I guess. Feels wrong but I'll talk to her.
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Women, is this true?
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>>34151872
>I guess. Feels wrong
Get over it
>sex
fucking knew it
if she tries it when you ask her to & then keeps doing it then she wants to want to do it
get
over
it
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>>34151865
Americans tried that with Pakistan post-9/11, Pakistan's government was too much of an unpredictable viper's nest to militarily cooperate with all that easily and the American military an diplomatic services knew it.
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>>34151874
no, lol
I'm much more radical than any man I have ever had sex with
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>>34151871
nope
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>>34151864
Here's an open secret. No one actually chooses to date anyone else. They just accept whoever's available and shows interest, even if that person is unhealthy, ugly, uncharismatic, or has nothing in common with them.

When your parents tell you "just stop looking and you'll find someone", this is what they're telling you in nicer, smoothed-over wording. It's why most men end up dating meth addicts, cancer patients, and women with negative bank account balances. Because they don't have a choice, and the only other option is the shame of being permanently alone.
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Guys, please explain how you will literally put your tongue all the way up into a girl's asshole, but you won't kiss her after a blowjob?
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>>34151879
De-radicalisation is a moral and civic necessity.
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>>34151883
this is true
"making a relationship work" just means learn to live with what you have to settle for
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>>34151885
many have tried, none was successful
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Women, have you had any hookups recently?
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>>34151890
Yes, my tongue in your mum's pussy.
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>>34151875
Are u a girl????
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>>34151890
no
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>>34151890
>Women, have you had any hookups recently?
No
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>>34151886
Nah it means both partners are doing their part to improve the relationship like shareholders in a business, in fact it's the ONLY prereq for a good relationship.

"Settling" is bad but dropping people because they're not perfect is naive, communicate and grow together.
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They are all lying.
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Men do you ever spit when you pee
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>>34151902
Split what?
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>>34151902
Spit?
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>>34151903
Saliva
>>34151904
Yea spit like in the urinal or toilet or outside or whatever
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>>34151902
I pee when I shit because my turd is squeezing my bladder.
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>>34151879
Radical left?
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As a guy, how can I do lesbian nails? Is there a trick to making them not hurt the pussy? Does nail polish make the edges softer? Is clear nail polish noticeable? My girls got an overly sensitive pussy
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>>34151908
other way around
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>>34151909
just cut them short and file them like a normal person
also, you don't have to stab her with your fingers you weirdo
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>>34151906
As in pull back the foreskin and cover the glans with saliva and then pee?
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State gender
How do you cope with the knowledge that you're going to die?
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Men itt are so low iq
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>>34151915
wait until BlueValkyrie comes online and the average IQ of the female posters drops to the same level
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>>34151914
F
Idgaf I pray I’ll die in my sleep every day
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>>34151914
M
I hate the fact that we become old and ugly more
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>>34151914
I am looking forward to meeting God
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>>34151922
>>34151914
Don't call me St. Peter 'cuz I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
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>>34151912
I tried that and she still says they hurt. How do I even know my nails short enough and filed right? I usually try to check by pressing them against my tongue, but they still seem too sharp. I just can't get enough of feeling up the inside of her pussy. Also, the cunnilingus book "She Comes First" recommends sticking a finger in for cunnilingus
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Would you date a woman who hit the wall
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>>34151927
DId she not wear sunscreen?
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>>34151857
>>34151872
Probably some form of arrogance.
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>>34151925
tl;dr on the book?

>>34151927
Define hit the wall
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>>34151918
Edgy.

>>34151922
Which one?
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>>34151927
Did you lose your drivers license as a result?
I can drive you around, honey.
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>>34151925
there's no real reason to put your finger in there anyways, just use your mouth and your dick
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>>34151930
She did but it made her skin worse </3
>>34151932
Bigger forehead bigger nose smaller boobs poor eye sight no list for life
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>>34151934
The real one, YHWH
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>>34151914
F, it's the only thing I look forward to
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>>34151940
Oh, I think Poseidon would be much cooler.
Could just go swimming with him.
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>>34151914
M
Less worried about me dying, more worried about the people dying/losing that are close to me
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You guys told me to get therapy so I made an appointment and then got a message saying actually that day isnt ever available, and that the therapist is only available 10am-2pm on weekdays, and now I remember why I never managed to go to therapy. It’s every time with these people. I haven’t even gotten to the session yet and I’m already annoyed and stressed out
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>>34151941
Why do you say such things, yet still are among the living?
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>>34151939
Nobody cares about forehead/nose. Glasses are cute. Smaller boobs are cute and age better (I think). Lust for life means at least I don't get dragged into going to an overpriced restaurant with a gimmick/getting drunk in a different country.
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Is it hypocritical to want a virgin male for marriage but to also try sex with all kinds of different men before I settle down? I know I can have both but it feels a bit silly
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>>34151947
there's people that depend on me
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>>34151950
>Is it hypocritical to want a virgin male for marriage but to also try sex with all kinds of different men before I settle down?
Basically you're the female version of guys that want a vigin gf when they themselves are not virgins, etc.
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>>34151950
Obviously
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>>34151946
going to therapy is stressful as FUCK, you always have appointments and it's basically scheduled "triggering myself" sessions you have to recover from again
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>>34151942
Sure, if you like to settle
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>>34151932
There is no tl;dr. It's a lot of little tricks.
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If you factor out sluts, whores, gold diggers, bpdemons, attention whores and energy vampires, how much wife material is left in the gene pool?
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Somebody talk me out of paying for grok so I can generate more videos.
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>>34151955
This sucks lol
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>>34151957
I mean he seems much nicer and actually interesting, than your choice. Probably has some cool stories to tell.
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>>34151962
it really does, contemplating just giving up on it again to be honest because man
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>>34151950
Virginity has no real value.
Just means somebody who doesn't know what they actually want and enjoy.
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>>34151950
Don't worry, women do this a lot anyway. Especially the pre-marriage parts with multiple guys (sometimes at once).
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>>34151914
I don't. I'm mad as fuck about it. I'm also incredibly angry at the fact that an eternity dead and an eternity alive are almost equally horrifying, and there IS no possibly hypothetical alternative.
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>>34151965
men disagree
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>>34151960
0.1% and they are already married or 14yo
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>>34151969
I don't particularly care about what other men think.
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>>34151960
>energy vampires
Is this synonymous for avoidants?
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>>34151964
I’ll try it once or twice but I have a feeling it won’t be worth the hassle. Do you like your therapist at least?
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>>34151974
yeah, my therapist is great but unfortunately there's only so much he can do
I hope it helps you and you get a good therapist that you click with
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>>34151960
Women who date multiple men simultaneously don't always cosnder themselves attention whores. They're just very selective and know their worth!
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The saddest part of my day is realizong thst the world is filled with bitter people, which includes me, that want the parts of the world and life to fail and be destroyed because it hurts their rgo.
We must be better.
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>>34151884
we'll do anything for sex (penetration)
but nothing after we've nutted

>>34151914
M
Carpe Diem
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>>34151946
How can you make an appointment for a time somebody is unavailable.
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>>34151963
I know you were only exposed to Christianity via pop culture and maybe some meme prosperity preachers, once you start lrning it changes.
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>>34151980
Go rape some children, like your kind loves to do.
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>>34151979
They said something was wrong with the system . Whatever
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>>34151977
It's easy, just force love and gratitude, then your POV changes. Bitterness is retarded, morally wrong and practically disadvantageous.
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>>34151977
>realizong thst
>rgo
Stop typing with one hand, femanon.
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>>34151883
>No one actually chooses to date anyone else.
That is just not true at all, at least for me. I'd much rather be alone than with a person who doesn't make my life better.
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Humans are so scary and weird I don’t know why I expected anything less
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>>34151914
F
I don’t like it, but there is nothing I can do about it. I try to live a happy life and pray.
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>That is just not true at all, at least for me. I'd much rather be alone than with a person who doesn't make my life better.
WOMAN MOMENT
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>>34151890
No. Never actually
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avoidants of this thread

why do you accept intimacy in the moment, eventhough you're scared of it?
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>>34152001
>why do you accept intimacy in the moment
???
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>>34151890
Never had one.

>>34151997
Mostly not being retarded. Why would I purposefully choose to make my life worse?
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>>34152001
Because I love it and I know the fear isnt natural or real
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unpopular opinion: trad women are much worse than progressive women, it's not even close
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>>34152002
get intimacy, start ghosting, start avoiding like nothing happened
>>34152004
if you know that, why not seek out that warmth after the moment
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>>34152007
I do seek it out if I felt comfortable
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>>34152001
because I'm a human being and it doesn't scare me, it drains me
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>>34151982
In reality, Christian institutions show much lower sex abuse rates vs public institutions.

Meanwhile actual statistics (German in this case):
>0.28% of the participants reported having experienced child sexual abuse by priests or clergy, and the victims were mostly female and on average older.
> These proportions are lower compared to other areas such as schools (1.4%)

Source: https://www.bohrium.com/paper-details/different-contexts-of-sexual-abuse-with-a-special-focus-on-the-context-of-christian-institutions-results-from-the-general-population-in-germany/812705601393000448-8714

US shows 6.7% sex abuse by general educators, Australia shows 0.4% sex abuse by Catholic clergy (though methodologies differed). Not a lot of real studies done but those that exist show 7x sex abuse in public schools vs clergy.
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>>34152006
That’s not an unpopular opinion.
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Do all women know that flaccid penises are short?
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>>34152014
not all are
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>>34152006
Conservative people in general are quite horrible.
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>>34152014
Mine is four inches
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Men do you want to have a taxi driver watch party where we circle jerk and seethe about femoids?
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>>34152006
A woman who does trad things and lives a trad lifestyle can be super kind and nice and worthy of your time and companionship. But a woman who's seeking to be a "trad woman" will not be any of these things.
I suppose the same is sort of true for the inverse, but to a way lesser extent.
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>>34152020
Seething is bad for you.
I can’t seethe anymore.
Life’s too short to seethe all the time.
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>>34151874
I don't think politics are an STD, no
>>34151914
F, I simply choose to believe in reincarnation and think about what I'll do differently next time
>>34152014
If that's true, why are there showers vs. growers?
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>>34152010
how does it drain you? genuinely interested
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>>34152016
true, the whole "we have to live by fake, idealized rules from a century ago just because" thing is so fucking stupid
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>>34152022
Is "trad wife" the equivalent of "nice guy" where if you have to insist you are one, you're not?
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>>34152007
>get intimacy
???
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Tradwifes are a jewish scam. Stop giving women money.
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>>34152026
That is mostly rooted in extreme egoism and they don't particularly want to be challenged.
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>>34152027
NTA
Not a bad comparison, honestly.
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>>34152029
yes it wasn't very trad of the tradwife to go and >>34151950 try sex with all kinds of men before.
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>>34152026
The "just because" is "because I want to own my wife as property".
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>>34152001
Damn, how many more times do we have to talk about avoidant fucks because of you?
It's getting really tiresome.
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>>34152035
T.
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Men today be like
>yeah im a 19 yo femboy how could you tell
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>>34152027
No, I wouldn't say so. It's more that "trad wife" is a whole archetype in pop culture now. So it's something people set out to become not because they naturally enjoy baking and sewing and avoiding night clubs and raising children, but because they think the aesthetic is cool and it's an identity they can hang their self worth on.

Sorttttttt of like how OG punks just did things they found cool in the moment (like sticking their hair up in weird ways using egg whites, or making new kinds of piercing other than the standard ear rings and then putting easily-found things like nails or paperclips through them) and if you actually look at OG punks they don't look anything like our modern image of them. But nowadays, someone is most likely to choose to adopt the punk identity because that identity appeals to them, and they'll mould themselves to fit that image. Instead of naturally creating that image by doing what they actually wanted to do.

Only the trad wife thing is way more likely to attract a deeply unpleasant woman
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some bitches want to be trad wife but they only know how to cook instant noodles.
like damn, hoe, your ass ain’t even worth being a whore.
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>>34152040
You sure? A good ass seems to be worth quite a lot.
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>>34152040
That depends on the ass and how well she can use them.
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Women today be like
>yeah im a 19 yo (born again) virgin how could you tell
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I’m short snd I watched Avatar 3 last night.
Shit almost looks like fetish porn for me.
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>>34151890
2 days ago
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>>34152044
hawt shawty
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women, what is the very first thing you do with your boobs when you wake up?
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>>34151779
M
Yeah. I do.
I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other.
But if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them.
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>>34152047
Nothing
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Moids say they're starved of sex but I bet if I randomly approached one of them and told him "let's have sex" he would be scared off
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>>34152047
Run my hand under them to clean out any fur from my cat sleeping there
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>>34152047
If they’re big they should wash the intermammary cleft.
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>>34151872
pfft gentle lovey dovey handholding sex is based
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>>34152047
do women get like uh underboob cheese or something
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>>34152051
I would think you are an std ridden whore about to solicit me or lead me somewhere to be robbed
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>>34152051
girls who say stuff like this out of the blue usually like to cut penises off, so that’s a big no for me.
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>>34152057
>>34152058
Fucking cowards
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>>34152051
try me, I'll literally fuck you in the nearest hotel
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the masculine urge to play guitar whilst on top of a moving truck
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Femoids ONLY want a 350lbs fat stinky dickcheese having cumstained tshirt wearing man at their side right
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>>34151973
It can be. Anybody who seems to do nothing but waste your time and emotional investment
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>>34151910
lmfao
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>>34152063
they dont want me so you are wrong
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>>34152051
post hand
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>>34152047
I’m have small boobs
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>>34152060
sorry, baby.
how about asking for a coffee first?
no need to rush for the climax.
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>>34152066
Are you a 350lbs fat stinky dickcheese having cumstained tshirt wearing man?
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Anyone else say you are a democrat then drop redpills on her the first date?
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>>34152047
Wash them in the shower, usually.
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>>34152070
yep
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>>34152051
I might ask to see your tits on the spot but wouldn’t fuck you.
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>>34152014
I’ve never seen a long one
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>>34152073
Proove it
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>>34152047
I fold them neatly and place them in a drawer so I can get through my day with a little less harassment.
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>>34152076
I am not going to post a photo of my cum, if you want to see it come over
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>>34152068
You didn't answer the question
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>>34152071
I think anyone under 60 who identifies as a Democrat or a Republican is retarded
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>>34152051
Wrong again retard, I would take a chance and go even if I get jumped.
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>>34152079
small boobs are not worth any action, like cleaning.
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>>34152079
The answer is nothing
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How do I get harassed by women as a man?
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Gender
Who would you date: a communist, an anarchist, or a fascist?
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>>34152080
Nooooo you don't get it, it's US versus THEM and if you're not with US you're one of THEM, there is no middle ground on ANYTHING. How dare you try not to have a preset identity??????
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I don’t like it. I simply find it unappealing.
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>>34152047
This >>34152072
Cleanliness is important
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>>34152085
Be under 12
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>>34152086
M
I would openly laugh in the face of all three, end the date and leave the moment they told me this about themselves
>>34152087
I know, I’m such a fencesitter
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>>34152050
>>34152083
i'm picturing you getting up but your boobs just slide off your body and stay there lying on the bed
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Do women like Makima from Chainsaw man?
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>>34152086
M
Serious answer is none of them if they're too invested in politics.
I wouldn't date a fascist under any circumstance. Communist is borderline, anarchist is alright.
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>>34152082
Stinky girl detected
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>>34152086
M
The commie is probably the most sane and mature out of them
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>>34152085
Try to board the women-only train cars in Japan
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>>34152086
M
Foursome with them and whilst trying to trigger them to have a cussing and catfight session.
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What are women’s favorite salty snacks?
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>>34152100
Men’s tears
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>>34151874
No, that's for retarded women.
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>>34152056
Just sweat and an irritating rash sometimes..... you know, from all the skin rubbing on skin
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>>34152102
Be serious.
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>>34152085
join ICE
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>>34152090
Didn't work for me for a number of reasons.
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>>34151927
I punched a hole in drywall.
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>>34152086
F, commie seems the least likely to treat me like a sex slave
>>34152094
Never watched it but she cute
>>34152100
I am a slut for pretzels
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>>34152102
I bet that’s the funniest one at the poetry club.
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>>34151961
Stop
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>>34152100
I'd eat a bag of white cheddar popcorners in one sitting.
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>>34152100
Big fat soft pretzel and mustard
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>>34152112
ok, that was funny
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>>34152092
God, I wish.
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>>34152047
Stretch my back by squishing them together after standing up.
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Gender

Would you rather be right or happy? In this scenario being right excludes the possibility of happiness
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>>34152109
>F, commie seems the least likely to treat me like a sex slave
why? anarchists are nice
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>>34152118
M
I’d rather be right.
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>>34152100
spicy beef jerky
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>>34152118
Right
Bluepill shit
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>>34152118
M
I'd rather be right.
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>>34152118
F
Happy
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>>34152014
Yep. You just touch them so they grow. Nbd
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Would you date Todd Howard?
I mean, he just keeps teasing you about this wonderful date or vacation you teo are going to have. Like, 16x time the fun.
16x times the possibilities. And then he just takes you to his parents house to eat McDonalds.
But then he says the next one the biggest one yet.
Would you date him?
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>>34152118
M
happy
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>>34152118
F, happy ofc, to choose otherwise would be choosing a life of misery
>>34152119
Some are, but a concerning amount just want to be warlords with a harem
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>>34152124
Women are bluepilled
Its over
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>>34152047
wince as my nipples scrape against the mattress as I get up
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>>34152126
M
I would date ANY rich person
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>>34152118
I don't know which one makes what I want true. So I guess happy.
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Most ugly girls are just overweight and have a shitty haircut.
Most ugly guys are just overweight and have a shitty haircut/beard
like dude just take care of yourself more.
your not ugly. ugly people are very very rare.
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>>34152115
Lul wut
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If you tell a girl you want to fuck her and she turns you down at one point but then months later is down to fly out to your place and visit for like a week are the doors open to try and make a move again? Girls don't stay with guys alone unless they're open to fug right?
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>>34152119
Anarchism isnt a serious ideology
Its >>34152128 or they envision some fantasy world where people naturally cooperate, live peacefully and productively without any authority backing any of it.
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>>34152118
F, happy. Dating men is about always being right and always being so miserable you're about to kill yourself, it's horrible and I'm never doing that shit again
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>>34152118
f, happy
pls lobotomize me
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>>34152138
lol
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>>34152109
Commie would treat you as OUR sex slave.
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Fascism should only be endorsable if you’re going to be the charismatic leader.
Otherwise you’re just stupid.
And I am going to tell you this whilst I’m rawdogging you in bed, be it man or woman.
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>>34152138
[immediately starts arguing with you because you're not right]
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>>34152137
You don’t need a government for cooperation. Governments are just violent warlords who enslaved everyone without our consent.
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>>34152136
Deny her the dick even if she is suddenly down to fuck
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>>34152144
we get it, you'd be a much better warlord, and make your sex slaves "cooperate" at gunpoint
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>>34152143
Men do not argue, they just sit on their asses and mistreat people because their cultural values and hormones tell them that it's justified and rational
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>>34152134
It's not so simple, I'm naturally fat and fat people should have the same rights as non fat people.
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>>34152142
male "doms" are so cringe lol
>>
The most enlightening thing a man can do is discussing politics with a high girl
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Oldfag here. Is JH pregnant yet?
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>>34152153
No, she's in a throuple now.
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Women, how doll-like are you? How doll-like would you want to be?

Men, how doll-like would you want your perfect partner to be?
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>>34152144
So are companies. The power of the two check each other. Left anarchism assumes corporate power wouldnt fill the vacuum which is asinine. Markets would still exist. Natural monopolies would still exist. People with the resources to claim ownership of them would have the power in a stateless society, effectively becoming the state. It would just be a rebrand. Not the "state" but they can still dictate every facet of your life.
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>>34152151
I always picture that guy from tumblr with the two belts
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>>34152155
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>34152155
M
Not at all that shit is expensive.
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>>34152158
>guy from tumblr with the two belts
???
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>>34151779
>might bag myself a qt american gf when we inevitably go to war
You would never make it on to American soil.

>>34151813
>Girls in the army are rundown hoes, stay way or you'll get HPV, HSV 1 and 2
I lost my virginity after leaving the Army.

>>34151874
>Women, is this true?
False

>>34152040
Not that different from men who want a tradwife but are the furthest thing from a trad husband.

>>34152063
If he ain't 380, I ain't his lady.

>>34152100
>What are women’s favorite salty snacks?
I like chicharrones, beef jerky, and anything spicy.

>>34152118
>Would you rather be right or happy?
F
Happy
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>>34152154
What the fuck is that?
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>>34152155
Fairly, I'd say. I get called a porcellain doll pretty frequently, especially if I'm wearing dresses.
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>>34152151
i like the implication that men arent doms by default lmao.

no, sweetie your man is just cloested.
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Man I just wish I was the dictator of a small country and I had this big scar on my face so I used this cool metal mask and green cloak around me.
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>>34152155
I would prefer she isn’t doll-like most of the time but would probably enjoy dating a woman into gothloli or something similar.
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>>34152163
She's in a three people relationship with a man and a woman.
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>>34152163
Three-way relationship
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>>34152145
Is this women advice to help me as a man or bitter male advice to spite her because she turned me down before?

Also as a side note it really would be nice if women gave advice here to maximize male effectiveness in romance (help us get sex and be good partners) instead of just telling us we suck and deserve nothing. Most guys here give proper advice when women ask questions even if it's usually very basic stuff like don't be fat and a bitch.
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>>34152156
It won’t be like that. There would be cooperation between companies, sure. But no monopoly, because that’s against the rules of a free market.
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Poly people are disgusting
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>>34152155
I want a brute bull woman, so my sons aren’t girly dudes.
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Women

Did you like Kpop demon hunters?
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>>34152151
Women can't be dom so I guess doms in general are cringe.
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>>34152164
Does that mean you are fair skinned and skinny?
What kind of dresses do you wear?
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>>34152175
No. I'm trying to understand what it is because so many of my kids are into it and I try to make conversation with them.

I had just learned all about Paw Patrol.
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>>34152161
He was a “daddy dom” that couldn’t have been a day over 21 and weighed probably 130lbs soaking wet, wearing a waistcoat and slacks, filming himself standing at the edge of a bed from the waist up but cut off at the neck
In one gif, he removed his belt and started whipping the bed, but in another, he was dual-wielding belts and whipping the bed with both of them
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>>34152172
There is no perfect competition between companies without state intervention. Markets consolidate. Some cant exist outside monopoly like tech. Thats a lolbert fantasy and lolberts who actually have money stop talking that way when more competition would hurt the bottom line.
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>>34152178
Just watch the anime ffs, what's there to understand
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>>34152171
It’s man advice to help you as a man, if you can believe it
You should at least go into that assuming you’re not going to get laid, I’d say
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>>34152118
F
Being right makes me happy
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>>34152118
M
Right but im aware my ego is doing the talking here.
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>>34152178
The girls are cute and the songs are catchy.
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>>34152172
>There would be cooperation between companies, sure. But no monopoly
lolllll
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Where to get a gf like this?
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>>34152188
Outside
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>>34152188
New York City, one would assume
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Would most women be open to dating a mtf person who recently detransitioned?
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>>34152177
I'm very fair skinned and have a very nice skin, if I can say so myself. Plus I have dark hair so I look even paler.
I'm slim but I wouldn't call myself particularly skinny, I'm pretty normal.

>What kind of dresses do you wear?
Just normal dresses, I don't know. Pic rel is one that showed up on my instagram and looks like my style.

>>34152182
Nah, it sounds awful.
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>>34152181
Are we going to pretend that the government doesn’t actually sponsor monopolies with taxpayer money just to keep some company valuable to them alive, one that would otherwise be dead? Under anarchism, competition would be fair and square without regular government intervention. Grow up.
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>>34152188
From another guy.
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>>34152193
Hi pretty lady
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How do I stop finding white women unattractive? I like ethnic women, but they are a rarity here so I'm stuck with the former
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>>34152192
Yes
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>>34152192
If you pass, ofc
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>she's replying almost intantly in the groupchat
>making jokes
>meanwhile i've been left on read for weeks now
greaaaat
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>>34152194
>Under anarchism, competition would be fair and square
Sez who
You seem to think in black and white
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>>34152200
Forget about that loser
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>>34152194
Institutional capture happens. If there was no state monopolists would enforce their ownership with mercenaries and crush possible competitors before they grow. Sometimes the state subsidises companies that are useful to it or are politically popular.
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>>34152200
>weeks
you should have moved on weeks ago
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>>34152204
i wish it was that easy anon
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I hope something good happens
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>>34152183
It feels like it could easily be

>Wow you invited me out here and all you can think about is getting laid? What the fuck you suck.

But also

>Wow I flew out here and you didn't even try to fuck me? What a retard and what a waste of time.

I mean I guess I can always just assume no but feel things out. Either way I really just want her to have a good time first and foremost.
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>>34152208
Just because it ain’t easy doesn’t mean it isn’t necessary
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>>34152180
Ummm, I prefer Tommy Wiseau.

>>34152193
Dark hair, light skin is the hottest combo.
That looks dainty, do you have some you put on for special occassions like an anniversary too?
Do you work in a school since you said "my kids"?
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>>34152207
it's not the rejection that hurts though
it's the feeling of being discarded, like it never happened, like it was a giantic mistake i did
>>34152211
true....
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>>34152118
I want to just do what Gods will is. I'm retarded and wrong as a human anyways so the more I can just trust him and forget what I want the better.
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>>34152206
>If there was no state monopolists would enforce their ownership with mercenaries and crush possible competitors before they grow
They won’t be able to do it in a free market. People won’t pay for their services because they’d know what they did. Customers aren’t that easy to fool.
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>>34152217
Nigga if i have a water monopoly after shit hits the fan you have no other option except paying me
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>>34152215
that sucks but as I said you should have moved on weeks ago
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>>34152215
>it's the feeling of being discarded, like it never happened, like it was a giantic mistake i did
I’m going through the same shit right now
She isn’t worth your concern
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>>34152192
Many would be too scared you'd troon out again to take the risk
>>
I’m scared I’m scared
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>>34152219
I don't understand. You called me delusional, but even your water monopoly makes no sense.
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>>34152220
i'm trying, just a bad day today
>>34152221
i expected human decency, the one i'd give someone else in that situation
alas
>>
Women
What are your thoughts on this bodytype? Too fat?
https://imgur.com/a/5K52VkX
>>
State Gender
Tifa or Aerith?
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Girls, would you be okay with your boyfriend or husband going to Thailand with his buddies without you?
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>>34152229
M
Aerith
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>>34152229
M
Tifa.
Who needs a boring dead bitch?
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>>34152226
It makes perfect sense. If i own all the water and i have mercenaries defending it, you will pay anything for it or you die of thirst. If theres no state the mercs will go around siezing control of any wells they find.
>>
I AM OVER THINKING MY OVERTHINKING

how do I stop
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>>34152229
M
I'm not a millennial sorry
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Why can't women look like this?
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>>34152229
M
Tifa EZ
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>>34152226
You can't have a free market without state power protecting it. Otherwise it turns into physical force. You don't get to choose what to spend your money on if I can beat the shit out of you and take it because no one can defend you. Everyone agreeing that we need public defences just leads you straight back to a state and government.
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>>34152234
>If i own all the water
It's impossible. You can't make an impossible analogy and use it as an argument. You can't use any analogy as an argument, tbqh, but this one is impossible in the first place.
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>>34152228
Too bland.
This is the body of someone who only watches netflix slop, only listen to 80's hits, only red Harry Potter books and whose favorite series is The Office.
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>>34152226
Anarchists are so impressively stupid
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>>34152224
Shush.
*plap plap plap*
>>
the problem is that anarchist think society should be all sunshines and rainbows when there's no leader, but in reality it should a mad max type scenario and that would be so much cooler and better.
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>>34152240
We don't need a government for any of them, it's shit anyway. Instead of police, we'll have multiple private police companies, you can't force people, that's not how it works.
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>>34152241
Is it really that inconceivable to you that a state of anarchy could still allow someone to gain a monopoly on violence and use it to enforce subsequent monopolies on goods and services
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>>34152241
No it isnt impossible. What if you live in the desert? What if in our scenario most water is polluted? Its a placeholder anyway. Im giving you a hypothetical for how a monopolist could maintain their position and prevent competition in the absence of a state. This idea that markets will naturally revert to perfect competition in the absence of the state is pure bs. For some markets its impossible. If there is no state and we still have internet, google will still be a monopoly. It cant be broken up because competing companies would result in many shit search engines instead of one good one.
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>>34152245
Wouldn't that just be reduced to warlordist feudalism really quick? How can you ensure in your anarcho-barbarism society no one person will organize a new tribal state above the rest and that everyone will stay killing and raping each other independently?
>>
JH is going to die childless and alone, sadly. If she had just loved jizz, everything would have been different
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>>34152250
I guess anarchy is just really dumb lol
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>>34152255
lol no waaaaay
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>>34152213
>That looks dainty, do you have some you put on for special occassions like an anniversary too?
Nah, that's the style I usually wear. Just feminine, flowy, long dresses. I have a couple more formal dresses for weddings or other more formal occasions, but they're definitely too formal for a date. Or at least the dates I go on.

>Do you work in a school since you said "my kids"?
I work with children, yeah. Healthcare tho, not school.
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>>34152238
>tfw makima would probably think im weird
its over^2
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>>34152247
Theoretically, it's possible for someone, after hundreds of years, to seize power and create a government again, but by that point, it wouldn't be anarchy anymore. A social system can change at any time, obviously. But the argument that anarchy is bad because a social system can change and then cease to be anarchy is flawed in itself, since any social system can change. That doesn't make anarchy worse than any other system.
>>34152248
This is already in the realm of creative writing, anon.
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>>34152250
Years ago I asked this on some libertarian subreddit. I was mostly just called a statist bootlicker, but one person said "go read any of the countless libertarian articles that have explained this topic a million times before". I searched and couldn't find any so I said as much and asked for a link to such an article that I could read. I was then banned from the sub.

Lolbertarians are so fucking retarded.
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>>34152261
>Theoretically, it's possible for someone, after hundreds of years, to seize power and create a government again, but by that point, it wouldn't be anarchy anymore.
That could happen in under a decade, maybe even within a single year
Your head is in the clouds.
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>>34152176
yeah, fair
I think everyone should be a switch anyways
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>>34152264
Cool story, but everyone clapped or not?
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>>34152231
yeah
>>
>>34152270
>>34152176
Back in my day we used to call that normal sex between normal people.
Most people don't know this but dom and sub is normalization of BDSM kink LGBT culture. The fact that so many retarded "straight" people too horny for their own good took one look at it and said "Hell yeah" just shows we are entering a spiritual kali yuga, and by 2080 pedophilia and zoophilia will be legalized globally.
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>>34152231
No, I think it's inappropriate and he would not want to go either.
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>>34152271
Explain it then, retard. Link me to one of the supposed myriad articles showing how abolition of states won't just lead to the recreation of states by people who want an advantage.
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>>34152266
>That could happen in under a decade, maybe even within a single year
Do you have any arguments for this to happen, other than weak fantasy analogies?
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>>34152274
I wouldn’t go that far, but it is insanely weird that BDSM lingo is being applied to vanilla sex by people raised by the internet
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>>34152250
>mad max would be cool!
<but what if that became warlord feudalism
>yeah mad max would be cool
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>>34152277
>No, I think it's inappropriate
If you mean that because he's going without you then that's deranged
if you mean it because he's going to Thailand then you're just stupid and/or out of touch
>>
Where do i find straight bio women who dress like drag queens?
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>>34152274
I agree but apparently just having fun isn't a legit option anymore, so two switches comes closest
>>
How to calm my nerves before. Surgery? Procedure?
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>>34152287
this but drag kings
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>>34152287
What the fuck does this even mean, drag queens are literally just men in a minimal level of make up for women who wear dresses too expensive for most.
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>>34152251
I just got my ass glazed this past weekend. I don't hate jizz as much as you meme about.
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>>34152228
>What are your thoughts on this bodytype? Too fat?
Pretty average. Not fat. It would actually be pretty easy to get you in good shape.

>>34152229
F
Aerith. I fuck with her vibe more. Tifa seems to docile.

>>34152287
>Where do i find straight bio women who dress like drag queens?
No straight people do drag.
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>>34152282
Yeah, me, my buddies, and all of our kin create a tribe. We then use our collective power to conquer and assimilate other groups of people, getting stronger with every annexation. Within a short time we comtrol thousands of formerly autonomous people and massive amounts of land and resources. (You) will want to be independent still, but we will tell you to assimilate or die. Maybe we kill you before even giving you such an option, so that we can control your resources without having to worry about you sabotaging us.
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>>34152291
>minimal level of make up
You have never seen a drag queen.
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>>34152292
JL it is, then
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>>34152155
Nobody makes filipina dolls
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>>34152295
That's the joke.
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>>34152286
Both. I think it's inappropriate for him to go on vacation by himself without me, and I think it is even more so to visit a notorious sex tourism destination.

If you want your partner to go on vacation without you to a place where people usually go to have sex with strangers, that's fine by me. It wouldn't work for me.
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>>34152293
Not true there was straight man on drag race
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>>34152294
Nice novel, buddy, but what about arguments?
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>>34152293
>no straight people do drag

Very hard to find women who don't wear pants and t-shirts. There are women who only wear dresses and skirts and blouses, but they are far and away the exception rather than the rule.
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>>34152155
>Men, how doll-like would you want your perfect partner to be?
I have many different types, but "doll-like" is definitely one of them. So I'd love it if she was ful doll. I did briefly see a woman who could do a whole dance routine where she acted like a doll, it was extremely impressive
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>>34152229
M

Yuffie
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>>34152288
this is not a problem and this never happens
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>>34152304
>explain how this would happen
>*explanation*
>no, I'm just going to cope and dilate without presenting any kind of argument because I'm a buttmad subhuman brainlet

Picture very related.
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>>34152301
>a notorious sex tourism destination
Stupid and out of touch lol
Are you an actual boomer
nobody fucking goes to Thailand for the sex any more. it's for the food and views and culture for half the tourists, and it's for the booze and drugs and partying for the other half
it's not the philippines
>I think it's inappropriate for him to go on vacation by himself without me
I'm glad I filter out women like you on the first date
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>>34152296
I don't love it. But it doesn't make me cry and piss like it maybe used to.
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>>34152289
read nihilistic literature so you don't even give a shit anymore wether you ever wake up again or not
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>>34152312
Ok, nice trolling.
>>
Genders, does it sound insane to want to try electroshock therapy to potentially cure my sexual deviancy? I want to be normal but it is tough.
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>>34152228
looks good to me
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>>34152315
>like it maybe used to
a JH once, a JH forever
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>>34152316
You're thinking of pessimism. Most good nihilist literature ironically ends up being pretty life-affirming.
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>>34152302
My dad was a bouncer in Miami and one time he drove Julio Iglesias back to his hotel and then Don Julio gave him a $500 tip. He was indeed a chad.
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>>34152318
M
Yes, it sounds batshit insane. Where do you even go for that anymore
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>>34152297
What do you mean?
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>>34152321
>ends up
yeah, if you come out the other end
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>>34152320
Fine. But now it stands for JoyHaver. Because I'm pretty happy.
>>
State gender. Have you ever bounced on it?
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>>34152318
f, no, I get how it is to feel so trapped you're willing to try shit like this
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>>34152313
Nta I have a friend who does.
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>>34152313
>nobody fucking goes to Thailand for the sex any more
Disagree. One of my husband's acquaintances went to Thailand recently and had sex with prostitutes, got a STD from it too.
I would not want him to go party and do drugs either, I also consider that inappropriate.

>I'm glad I filter out women like you on the first date
I would not go on a first date with you, no worries.
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>>34152304
Anarchists are such children lol
Anarchism is fundamentally about removing all hierarchy, a goal which assumes perfect human equality and perfect human benevolence. It’s the most childish fantasy ever conceived of. It couldn’t be achieved for even ten minutes.
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>>34152327
f, yeah
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>>34152228
Hot
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>>34152327
F, yes. Crazy style.
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>>34152327
F yes
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>>34152332
>>34152335
>>34152336
Premarital? Disgusting.
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>>34152331
Okay, interesting opinion, not like I care about it, though, but thanks for sharing, I guess.
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>all it took for JH to stop H-ing J was a big enough dick
brvtal blackpill
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>>34152330
>Disagree. One of my husband's acquaintances went to Thailand recently and had sex with prostitutes
I guess if you're a boomer with questionable taste in who you hang out with you might encounter that. There ARE prostitutes in Thailand. But if you hear about a group of zoomers going to Thailand you're not fucking thinking of them having sex with prostitutes, you're thinking of them either getting elephant pants and curry they'll rave about for months or getting absolutely smashed and making shitty stories they'll keep telling you for months.
>I would not go on a first date with you
Well yes, that's part of the filter. Occasionally you end up with girls like you on a first date anyway though.
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Im feeling exhausted bein still somewhat an anxious attachment type
The thoughts, the emotional rollercoaster with texts ugh
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>>34152327
F yes
It's exhausting
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>>34152323
I dont actually want to do it or even think it would work. It's just a thing I think of like "man I wish I could [magical thinking] to make this problem go away" and some form of brain-alteration usually is what I come up with.
>>34152328
Its miserable. I hope you find a way around it friend
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>>34152337
Yes
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>>34152339
That's not true. Amazing communication, meaningful preparation, and a dedicated jizz wiper on the sideline every time all made it possible to approach the issue.
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>>34152327
M
Not yet
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>>34152313
>nobody fucking goes to Thailand for the sex any more
I go. Also I like to be fucked by cute ladyboys.
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Is there a tern for this where this area is pink/red?
Does it mean the woman has just masturbated?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP_zLRFTlE4

I don't usually like MCT videos but I think all of you zoomer moids need to watch this
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>>34152327
M
Nope, only been bounced upon
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>>34152228
>too fat
He has visible definition but not freakishly so. He needs better muscle development at the same bf%, not more or less fat.
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Why do I hate seeing happy people so much?
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>>34152118
M
My heart wants to be happy but my brain wants to be right
And my brain does the talking so I am fucked
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>>34152354
Jealousy, d'uh.
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>>34152337
no
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>>34152347
Based homosexual sex tourist.

Do they get annoyed at needing to be the ones fucking? Or do they just roll their eyes because they've seen it so many times?
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>>34152348
That’s razor burn
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>>34152327
M
Yes
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>>34152338
You would be better off not replying instead of trying to start arguments and then refusing to make a single point.
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>>34152349
Any non gay millennial man who isn't Chad in a straight relationship is a race mixer like this guy, and I do not care for whatever these numales have to say.
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>>34152343
I hope you find one too, I have an appointment with my psychiatrist on friday and I'm going to ask him to please chemically lobotomized me
I will get on my knees and beg if necessary
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>>34152348
razor burn or dermatitis
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>>34152363
Holy buzzwords, Batman!

>>34152349
I am not clicking your little video.
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>>34152359
They don't. Those who fucked me loved it.
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>>34152340
I'd just assume they're going to try to have casual sex (with or without prostitutes, does not frankly matter much), get drunk and do drugs. Which is not appropriate for a married man.
Thailand trip with the boys is something you do while single or while you're in high school/college, not as an adult in a committed relationship.
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>>34152367
Do you REALLY want me to repost it on /wsg/ and cross link it here? (I won't do it)
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>>34152369
I guess if you had a really boring bland normalfag bf that might be your default assumption. A lads trip to Thailand
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>>34152360
>>34152366
Oh.
Hot.
Never thought about that, but I guess it makes sense.

>>34152371
I don't care.
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>>34152367
>Please bro
>Please just help lower white birth rates to help destroy the west please in exchange you can stop being an incel zoomer
Nah. If I'm gonna die alone I'm gonna do it without inflating some fat brown bitchs ego with the caveat that she will spawn Elliot Roger 2 if I succeed.
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>>34152373
how is that hot?
>>
Please everyone touch grass before posting. I can't read some of yalls cringe anymore
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>>34152373
>razor burn
>hot
???
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>>34152293
>>34152242
>>34152352
so depressing how pointless this hobby is without roiding. i need to start roiding
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>>34152364
Whoah I dont think you should actually do that. Being a degenerate grappling with your weird desires is still far better than being a zombified retard. I say this stuff because the idea of escaping it feels nice to me. Don't actually do that man.

What is it specifically that makes you so upset?
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>>34152378
it's called a burn isn't it
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>>34152377
Unf razor burn so hot
Anarchism can work for centuries bro
Etc
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>>34152292
Oh man... I bet it looked like a cinnamon bun covered in icing...
Congrats gurl, at least somebody is getting laid around here
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>>34152378
>>34152376
It just be.
Means she shaved to look prettier down there and it also means it might be more sensitive or even swole a bit. Mhhh, yeah, that's hot.
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>>34152382
not the anon you were arguing with but it's obvious you're just trying to keep your shit flinging match going
>>
There is no better hangout than staying up awake until dawn with friends whilst drinking since noon.
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>>34152380
oh , my issue isn't degenerate thoughts but just general 360 despair and suicidal ideations, all I want is for my brain to shut the fuck up
>don't actually do that
at this point I really don't care anymore about any possible downside, I just want some peace
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>>34152364
>>34152318
Why not just find another freaky person so you can bond over not needing to be ashamed anymore? If you're both weirdos you can just drop the pretense and feel comfortable around eachother.
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>>34152348
it's obviously a sunburn, they must have been tanning on a nude beach
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>>34152388
beer, wine or cocktails during the day
drugs through the night
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>>34152390
see
>>34152389
thats why
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>>34152296
>>34152315
>>34152326
JN - Jizz Neutral. JL comes after a few more years of grooming.

Glad someone itt is finding happiness in their dating life but I'd like some too, shiiiiit.
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>>34152326
that's sickeningly cute
ugh
fine
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>>34152375
your view of relationships in general seems so pessimistic

i would just die alone if my perception of love was this entirely transactional business arrangement where you grit your teeth to endure your spouse's presence 24/7.
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>>34152372
I don't. He likes spending time with me more than getting drunk with "the lads", so we go on vacation together and have a lot of fun. Nothing he can do with them that he can't do with me around :)
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Wish I had a gf to travel with...
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>>34152395
well tbf the original post was about sex shame, i assumed you were relating to that.

your issue seems more serious and fundamental to daily life. is your actual material existence going well? Success in career, friends, hobbies, physical health etc? These are cliches to ask but the answers are usually telling so its work asking.
>>
State Gender
Would you date someone who eats a very restrictive diet (carnivore, vegan, strict keto, et cetera)?
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>>34152399
All love is transactional retard. Men who get into those relationships get instant gratitude while the women get to colonize them.
>>34152405
Yeah sounds based
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>>34152405
F. Sure, as long as he's alright with me not following it and not preachy about it. I like cooking and I eat everything, so I can accomodate most people's needs easily.
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>>34152404
yeah, I know, I meant I can relate to feeling trapped in your own mind
>material existence going well
>Success in career, friends, hobbies, physical health
lol, lmao even
dw, there is nothing to be done about me, the only thing left is numbing and before I become an alcoholic or a druggy, I'll try the legal route
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>>34152317
>gets BTFO
>has no arguments
>accuses the party who presented arguments of "trolling"

Kek. Lolbertarians are so fucking pathetic its embarassing. Hopefully getting so thoroughly dunked on will spur you to actually use your brain
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>>34152405
F, no, I've actually been through all of them and they are all peak mental illness, don't need that in my life
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>>34152405
M
I'm not vegan, but I don't think that's very restrictive and from a moral standpoint I can understand it.
"Carnivore" seems stupid and hints at too low of an IQ, I don't know what "strict keto" means.
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>>34152397
I can't change the acronym, or all my merchandise will be outdated.
Happiness can be just one day away, so keep chasing it.
>>34152398
I'm okay with that term in this context, at least.
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>>34152390
>just find a woman who accepts you for who you are!
Now that is actually deranged lunacy. At least electroshock therapy is a realistically attainable goal
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>>34152405
F. Depends. I dated a guy doing paleo and it was fine.
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>>34152413
This moid is actually retarded lol
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>>34152407
>All love is transactional retard.
Not the way you paint it, no. You just havent ever truly loved or been loved so you take it way beyond its logical limits.
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>>34152405
F
Depends on which one and whether or not they're annoying about it or won't ever go to a restaurant.
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>>34152405
F
No.
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>>34152413
Higher meat and dairy consumption actually correlates to higher IQ, because the brain is an organ, and if you feed it more satiating nutrients from animals then it grows better.
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>>34152409
Yes there is something to be done. You just underestimate the power of these things. Best of luck friend
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>>34152405
M
Probably not. I don't want us to have to cook two meals all the time.
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>>34152423
Carnivore diet sounds like a recipe for terrible shits
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>>34152405
M
I want date anyone who eats
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>>34152327
>Have you ever bounced on it?
Bounced on it, did tricks on it, threw it back on it. I've done it all.

>>34152379
>i need to start roiding
You need to eat and train better. You're far from your genetic potential and you're sitting around 20% body fat.

>>34152405
>Would you date someone who eats a very restrictive diet (carnivore, vegan, strict keto, et cetera)?
Yes, provided they didn't expect me to. My wife is pescatarian.
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>>34152432
*won't
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>>34152425
I think after over two decades of a whole army of therapists, trying every single advice humans have ever come up with, reading three million books on every possible topic it's over
good luck to you too
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>>34152423
A well balanced diet is what you should have.
Carnivore diet sounds like a meme where you shove raw chicken down your throat for breakfast.
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>>34152414
>tfw no limited edition JH fleshlight that gets tighter when you call it the n word
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>>34152431
I did carnivore for 5 months. I did feel really good and lost a ton of body fat.
The biggest con is that it's extremely boring and monotonous.
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This ghosting shit is making me actually hate a special kind of woman what the actual fuck man
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>>34152418
People who haven't been loved get a better view point to study from and can deduce it better than you can. You probably have a Chinese wife so you're satisfied with life but just know you're a sell out.
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>>34151830
just average height (5'6) but i'd be ok dating a guy who was my height or a bit shorter
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>>34152444
Imma crush ye, trips.
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Gender

If you want to have kids would you want to have twins or triplets or do you think it's too much trouble taking care of that many newborns at once?

Also if there's any twins/n-tuples ITT tell us what that's like. How long until you felt like you were your own person and not part of a set?
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>>34152047
put on a bra

>>34152100
cheetos

>>34152126
yes, it just works

>>34152192
i think so, as long as you didn't cut your dick off or anything

>>34152155
yeah i'm doll-like as long as you consider a cabbage patch kid a doll
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>>34152452
f, no, twins would destroy me, let alone triplets
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>>34152452
F
Nightmare
I want one at a time
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>>34152454
>cabbage patch kid
Cute desu
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>>34152452
F
I don't want kids but I have enough experience with babies to feel like being left alone with twins would be an absolute nightmare. Especially once they start walking. Just from a safety perspective.
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>>34152228
it's pretty good, he could bulk a little more though

>>34152231
i'd let him go but i'd be pretty anxious especially if he has a friend i think is a bad influence.

>>34152287
instagram and/or the hood

>>34152348
probably irritation from shaving or itchy underwear

>>34152405
nope, people like that are tiring
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>>34152443
Im not married and have only ever dated white women myself. You're delusional.
>>
Non-virgin men, how long did you last your first time?
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>>34152463
>Just from a safety perspective.
Oh, I thought you were going to say something about horror movies.
>>
Its so funny to see hot single moms on dating apps begging for a bf. They aint getting one lmao.
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>>34152472
some do
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>>34152471
What?
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>>34152470
Uh, pure fucking maybe 10 mins, but I knew to switch it up inbetween so I didn't just shoot right away.
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>>34152470
I jack off too much and it takes me like 2 hours to cum
If any dudes here are premature ejaculators just jack off more
>>
I'm on fastfood diet (fr https://www.webmd.com/diet/fast-food-diet) and already lost some weight.
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>>34152470
I didn't cum my first time.
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>>34152470
like one pump
I was just too excited and it was way better than I was prepared for
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>>34152466
Oh so you're HTN bragging about bagging fat Beckies.
Yeah bro I'm sure you putting in the work to get a slampig is worth it and means you know more than me.
Imagine the smell
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>>34152478
congrats
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>>34152470
1 hour, then my time with her ended but I still wasn't finished, so I dunno
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>>34152474
Maybe for like 3 months til he gets bored.
No man with dignity wants to raise another mans kids unless you are raising his and you are both like 40
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>>34152484
worked for me
>>
I had a nightmare recently that I was a single mom and woke up in a cold sweat
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>>34152481
>needs to move the goalposts because he still cannot fathom two human beings loving eachother
you are so pathetic its insane.
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>>34152488
Yeah the world made me that way, I might as well enjoy it instead of bitching about it like usual so stay mad.
I also notice that one you didn't deny.
Hope the slampigs were good fucks at least bro, but it isn't anything to base your entire life on.
>>
Need a goth clown gf with every mental illness
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>>34152487
Scary stuff
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>>34152440
I'll have you know that it's compliment bombing that does that.
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>>34152452
F. It's very demanding and it would be absolutely exhausting, but the only thing I truly want and wish for is healthy children.
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>>34152490
Im impressed you have the honesty to admit it at least.
>didn't deny.
Its not true. Thats what the point of saying "moving the goalposts was" you absolute fucking retard. Can you even read?
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What do men consider used up/non-virginal? I don't have a boyfriend, but if I did have one, is fully clothed dryhumping ok or is that still taking my virginity?
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>>34152475
Twins being scary and shit. Like in some horror movie where they are haunted.
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>>34152452
M
Twins would be fantastic. Triplets would be best. Hell yeah
I am fully aware this is a >clueless situation
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>>34152506
ofc a man would say that
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>>34152502
lol
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>>34152502
Why would you get a bf and not fuck him
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To the girls. Is this shit normal?


Been a loner all my life. I am 28, never had a girlfriend, virgin, was kissed once as a dare and haven't hugged a girl (besides family) in probably 5 years. I work in retail and honestly love the job. I easily outperform everyone and every year when I ask for a raise, I get it. Then about 7 months ago, a girl started working for us. She is incredibly sweet, hardworking and funny. We hit it of pretty quickly and we work the same department so we talk all day. I have never been able to be this open and comfortable with anyone before, not even family, so I obviously fell in love with her. For the first time ever I was confident in asking someone out, but same day I wanted to, she mentioned her boyfriend. I didn't think too much about it, at least I was brave enough to even consider it. The problem is that she is extremely touchy and flirty now. I mean A LOT. Whenever we are in the cooler or freezer and talking (out of view of others), she will stand right up against me or touch me arm a lot. When we are planning and writing stuff down, she will lean forward so that her breast touches my arm. When she picks something up in the same room as me, she will moan and bend forward very obviously showing her ass.

I feel like I am going insane. Am I looking too much into this? Is she into me or just fooling around? I am considering telling her I am into her, but fear how she will react.
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>>34152502
most men dont actually care much if youve been with another guy

its how many/what type of men they were. nobody wants to be the downgrade, which I think is understandable.
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>>34152452
F
It would be difficult with twins and especially triplets but it might be nice to get all the baby stuff out of the way in 1-2 years
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>>34152506
Why do you hate your hypothetical wife's vagina so much bro?
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>>34152470
I've never been able to cum during sex.
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Oh I also forgot a toast with ham and cheese in the oven for two fucking days.
Luckily not rotted or anything, just smelled kinda bad.
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>>34152510
She just wants to know she could have you with one snap of her fingers if she wanted to.
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>>34152502
It's gonna depend on the guy but the general rules of thumb are "How would you feel if you found out he was doing <thing> with a girl before he met you" or "Is this behavior dishonoring to my future husband/wife, and is this behavior dishonoring to my current partner's future husband/wife?" Because you should think about not just about your future but your partner's future as well.

I don't think girls will like to know that I have a female friend on another continent who I still talk to, and we used to sleep in the same bed and fondle (non-genitalia, boobs and ass) each other all the time while we lived together.
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>>34152477
wtf how i cum after like 2 mins
once per day
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>>34152470
I read a bunch of stupid porn-brained broscience shit about sex because I was incredibly nervous.

Most of it was useless shit like "bro use your tongue as a pen and write into her pussy, thats the best attitude to have". But the tip of jerk off before you go was extremely helpful.
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>>34152452
M

Yes but I'm not the one who has to carry, birth, and breastfeed multiple children at once and I'm noticing the trend ITT.

I should ask the moms that have twins at my church how hard it was on them compared to having just one.
>>
Hate these retarded doctors my appointment was supposed to be 20 minutes ago
>>
>men constantly want sex
>women know and resent this
>men turn to porn as an outlet for these desires
>women are even angrier and more disgusted at this fact than they are about men having high sexual appetites
cant win
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>>34152510
Look, I'm sorry, and every guy goes through this, it hardens them, and they reinvent themselves. But she thinks you are gay/asexual.
>>
>>34152524
You'd be surprised. My hypersexual friend couldn't get a guy to fuck her regularly more than twice per day.
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>>34152524
normal men have normal libidos
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>>34152415
Nobody accepts anyone for who they are. That shit is astrocope. Even you wouldnt do that. And you shouldnt. Demanding people improve and better themselves is the highest form of love.
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>>34152532
>Demanding people improve and better themselves is the highest form of love
lmfao, may this love never find me
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>>34152530
normal male libido is still well above most womens, argument still applies
>>34152527
obvious exceptions that prove the rule are not worth mentioning anon
>>
How do I not come across as creepy irl? It feels like I do but without meaning to. I'm usually very reserved, find it hard to smile to people because I think I have an ugly smile so I don't even try, and have a tendency to keep to myself. I also have an issue where I stare at people sometimes but that's because I'm autistic and I'm trying to gauge whether they're looking at me or something.
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>>34152532
That is not what I have observed in other couples
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>>34152534
>argument still applies
not really, it's called compromising
some times the wife will have sex without really feeling like it and sometimes the man will have to just sit out being horny
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>>34152510
>Is she into me or just fooling around?
>I am considering telling her I am into her, but fear how she will react.
At the end of the next shift, ask her if she wants to grab a bite together, something casual and public like a fast food restaurant.
Tell her you are uncomfortable with how close you have become, since she has a boyfriend. You're not her caretaker, so you're not responsible for her being ok with it, disappointed or something else.
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>>34152535
You'd have to change your whole personality to not come off as creepy. Tough luck that it's always the broody silent guys that end up being serial killers and school shooters.
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>>34152534
>obvious exceptions that prove the rule are not worth mentioning anon
Anon, you said men constantly want sex. What did you actually mean, if not that?
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>>34152522
Lots of people getting castrated these days, gotta wait.
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>>34152535
Stop doing literally everything you just mentioned
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>>34152540
>Tough luck that it's always the broody silent guys that end up being serial killers and school shooters.
I see what you mean but that's not always necessarily true though.
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>>34152423
iq is nearly entirely genetic anon. Those correlations are not causation.
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>>34152535
literally me
>>
Have you ever found a woman creepy? Or awkward/weird/annoying?
>>
Why tell me to quit porn? I don't even watch it, lol. I use an AI to write porn fanfics with me as the main character and jerk off reading it.
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>>34152548
Yeah.
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>>34152545
it's true often enough for people to automatically categorize broody silent men as creepy
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>>34152548
Yes
Bitch, we just met, don't come around hugging me and asking if your dress looks good with an image that barely exposes your buttocks.
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>>34152546
Wait until you learn that genetics are affected by nutrition
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>>34152544
Should I start smiling at people? I've always thought that could be creepy too. Also should I really try to talk to more people? I kinda hate people in general, honestly.

Also I find it incredibly difficult to talk to conventionally attractive women unless they're a friend of someone I already know. So my brain shuts down or I just avoid them completely, kek.
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>>34152548
Yeah? For all sorts of reasons
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>>34152550
Elaborate
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>>34152559
>I kinda hate people in general
which is why people find you creepy, they are correct in assuming that you're always only one mental breakdown away from going on a rampage
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>>34152510
M
You sound like you're touch starved, but you're getting it fulfilled from the wrong place. I say talk to her, preferably at the end of shift so she has time to mull it over on her own time and it isn't awkward the rest of the day, and say something along the lines of "Hey, I know we pal around and stuff, and it makes me feel a certain way. But it also makes me a little uncomfortable knowing that you have a boyfriend and I want to respect your relationship."

Right now, she's having her cake and eating it too, and you need to call her out on it. She has a boyfriend to go home to AND a work husband (you) to satisfy her in the office. The way you want to phrase it is that you like her behavior and her, but you don't like the context that it's within the confines of a relationship with another man, and that's why I wrote the phrasing the way I did.
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>>34152561
What's there to elaborate, she was annoying.
Actually, I can list a specific kind of women that I find creepy, women who ship real people.
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>>34152151
True
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>>34152550
>>34152554
>>34152560
Nta but I have never in my life ever found a woman creepy. Kek

Might be because women generally aren't interested in me.

>>34152564
>Actually, I can list a specific kind of women that I find creepy, women who ship real people.
That shit is fucking funny though, tbf.
>>
Sorry for the cringe itt, it's just my BPD, I promise not to spam as much anymore.
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>>34152562
Unironically only low IQ people do that though
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>>34152548
yeah, specifically those that sexualize children
>ooh he will break hearts when he grows up
>haha is that your little bf
fuck off and kys
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>>34152569
better safe than sorry with those incels
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>>34152155
I had my silouette done as a child. Not very. I'd like to dress modern.
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>>34152559
>I kinda hate people
They can tell. If you hate them then why do you care if they find you creepy?
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I really jestermaxxed an aura loss audible fml
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Should I go to a sex worker? I've had sex but the likelihood of my having any more sex in the future is pretty slim.
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>>34152576
Low self esteem I guess
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>>34152556
They're not. Its a ceiling posed solely by IQ. Any deviation from that is just malnutrition which even mostly vegetarian diets can avoid in adolescence. (theres no good data on meme diets like pure veganism, keto etc because almost nobody on earth raises kids that way from birth).

The point is that as long as you're not severely abused or malnourished like Sudanese kids or some shit, your iq is just a genetic gamble.
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>>34152231
No. Why can't I come.
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>>34152510
Drop her. Don't talk to her. Ask her to give you space, and don't be so touchy. Believe me bro, it WON'T WORK. And go to therapy, please. A guy like you deserves better, and I'm fully on your side, I want everything good for you.
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>>34152542
I mean women commonly express disgust for mens sexual nature in general.
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>>34152235
Stop
>>
the fucking disrespect this girls shows
>>
I bought a lamp.
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>>34152532
You're a lovelet
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>>34152589
where do you put it
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>>34152583
>guy like you
lmfao, you don't know anon at all
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>>34152274
They're just misusing them. Being naturally leaning dominant (sexually or otherwise) doesnt make you a "dom" in the strictest sense that BDSM types usually go for. Even most depictions of BDSM are pornified hyper-exaggerations of what most people actually do
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>>34152318
You're going to gain a tens unit fetish.
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>>34152592
I'm gonna clamp it on the top shelf, so I can either point it down when I'm reading, or point it at the wall behind my monitor to use as a sort of reflective light and backlight.
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>>34152588
where?
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>>34152590
so if your lover lost their job, started drinking, got fat and neglected their wellbeing in other ways as well, you'd just love them anyway?
I do not believe you.
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>>34152579
M
This is my plan for my 30s. If I still have no one, I'll go full-on gigolo. I look great anyway. I'm 29, and today I was mistaken for a minor again, lol.
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>>34152581
>"Nutrition doesn't affect IQ."
>Proceeds to explain exactly how nutrition affects IQ.
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>>34152599
>look great
>mistaken as a minor as a guy
pick one and only one
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>>34152599
I said go to a sex worker, not become a sex worker.
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>>34152601
Hey, cougars would love to fulfill some fantasies with me
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>>34152470
About half an hour if I remember correctly.
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>>34152510
No it's not normal in a monogamous context to be seeking a thrill outside of your relationship. She is selfish and taking it out on you.
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>>34152583
>And go to therapy
Why are you recommending therapy?
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>>34152606
absolutely disgusting, kys immediately
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>>34152597
in the group chat
to me
seemingly discarding the whole night, everything that happened
shit making me angry
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>>34152603
You ask this every thread, should I go with you to show you how to stick a dick in a pussy or what?
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>>34152598
I would not make my woman work. And as for the rest that isn't who I fell in love with. That would be her becoming something other than what I accepted her as.
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>>34152588
You're utterly pathetic.
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>>34152549
That's just self insert with extra steps.
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>>34152611
oh god not this shit again, you've been sperging out about this for how long now? weeks? no wonder she ghosted you
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>>34152614
>>34152616
Why you gotta be so shit with a brother femoids?
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Another Thread of GIOYC Again
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>>34152617
be shit to my sisters, get shat on, very simple
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>>34152617
He's been sperging for days and not taking any reasonable advice because he wants to keep sperging.
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>>34152614
>>34152616
i'm just trying to make sense about this abysmal shitty behaviour
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>>34152612
why not
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>>34152509
I only want to have sex with a man if I know he loves me back and won't just pump and dump me. But I'm also a pretty horny person. I'm not sure how much of it is pent up and would go away if I had a husband, or if I'm just like this. But if I ever did manage to get a boyfriend, I'm not sure I would never do anything sexual with him ever. I do want to wait until marriage for full on sex and blowjobs and obvious things like that, but I'm a KHHV so I don't know if I can hold out that long without doing a single sexual thing to him even if it's not one of the obvious things.

Men have that madonna-whore thing, so when I say I'm horny, I don't mean as in I'm slutty and will suck all dicks in my vicinity while dressed in a crop top or anything. I'm just perverted like any channer is. I'm monogamous and would direct all my sexuality at 1 guy, I'm just worried about becoming worthless if the guy dumps me after.

>>34152518
>the general rules of thumb are "How would you feel if you found out he was doing <thing> with a girl before he met you"
I wouldn't care. My only standard is that he actually likes me. I'm not the type of woman who gets paranoid over him having female friends or stuff like that either. I figured that's more of a boomer woman thing.
>"Is this behavior dishonoring to my future husband/wife, and is this behavior dishonoring to my current partner's future husband/wife?"
I don't know what men find dishonoring, which is why I asked. I obviously know no full on sex, no blowjobs, no handjobs, stuff like that. I just want to know where men draw the line. I'm an autistic retard with no world experience and I instantly fantasize about marrying a guy if he's so much as nice to me, so I just want to know what's considered ok in case I fuck up and pick wrong.
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>>34152609
You can't control your own emotions. You get attached to her after she just talks with you a little and listens to you. This isn't normal. You lack emotional regulation and should learn how to manage all this stuff so you'll be able to find a gf in the future, or not, if you don't want to.
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>>34152620
Everyone's been hurtin' be kind
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>>34152621
we already explained it to you a million times, how retarded are you exactly? how do you even have friends
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>>34152621
She was drunk and flirted with you for attention. She does not like you. Move on with your life and stop being autistic, Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>34152629
Nta, she didn't just flirt if i recall correctly, a girl falling asleep in your jacket on your shoulders is not just flirting lol
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>>34152624
what about number of partners? You wouldnt be upset if he'd been with a ton of girls? You wouldnt be worried about how you could matter to him?
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>>34152628
wheres the human decency anon
this fucking bullshit ghosting paired with seeming like it never happened hurts
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What do women like on their hamburgers?
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>>34152610
>absolutely disgusting
absolutely profitable, my brother (or sister)
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>>34152630
she was fucking drunk, drunk people fall asleep on the side walk and they don't love the side walk
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>>34152630
A drunk person falling alseep on your shoulders isn't even flirting, it's just them being drunk. I've had people fall asleep on me while drunk, both guys and girls, and it does not mean fucking anyhing.
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>>34152632
Anon, nta but we’ve already gone over this at length like three times
Shitty people are shitty people and not worth your attention
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>>34152632
yeah we get it, so be hurt but stop asking why she did that or plot how to kill her
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Nothing like a yummy tummy full of happy plappies
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what should i make in blender?
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>>34152624
>I just want to know where men draw the line
If you ask a guy "do you like the idea of your girl kissing another man" they'll say no, but most wouldn't take that to the extreme conclusion of "you shouldn't kiss a girl that isn't your wife" We're hypocrites. We want to be a girl's first everything, but we know that's just not realistic at all.

> I instantly fantasize about marrying a guy if he's so much as nice to me
Same, I'm guilty. It happened yesterday because a cute girl initiated a conversation with me at church. But she's way too young and that made me feel even weirder about it. Need to find a girl closer to my age.
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I learned so much in this thread that I want to become an actual therapist using the advice I got here, and charge for it.
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>>34152606
Odd how many men seem to be so anti-pedophilia yet willing to engage the disgusting fantasies of old women. Very telling.
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>>34152644
A gummy bear
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>>34152644
Make a 3d model of yourself and ask the femanons to rate you.
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>>34152622
Sure, if you was around me I would go with you (unironically)
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>>34152633
Depends. Am I going to have sex that night or no?
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>>34152646
like what?
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Girls is a 30 year old virgin a problem for you? I struggled a lot in my life and was isolated by my parents. Have been building my self up past few years and I am confident in talking to people now and in decent shape but feel left behind. 2 girls I ended up talking to a lot, ghosted me after they found out I was a virgin.
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>>34152651
i suck at these kinds of materials. i'll try.
>>34152652
i once made a 3d plushy of myself.
it was cute.
not gonna post it though.
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>>34152631
I'm not a choosing beggar. I can suck it up if he's a good boyfriend other than that. Maybe I would be more careful before doing anything in case he just goes through girls, but I can't imagine being with a playboy pumper and dumper in the first place. If I was with a guy who had lots of ex girlfriends, he would probably have fair reasons. Unless I get tricked, I suppose, which is my main fear with this kind of thing.

>>34152645
>If you ask a guy "do you like the idea of your girl kissing another man" they'll say no, but most wouldn't take that to the extreme conclusion of "you shouldn't kiss a girl that isn't your wife" We're hypocrites. We want to be a girl's first everything, but we know that's just not realistic at all.
Huh. Men are much more confusing to me than women are. I'll never understand why the stereotype is the reverse.
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>>34152656
Ghosting people is a good form of communication.
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>>34152655
You may as well tell us both.
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>>34152662
not this shit again
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State gender. What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
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>>34152662
My favorite thing I learned here recently was that most people who watch professional sports have autism.
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>>34152661
>Men are much more confusing to me than women are

Men want to be a woman's first.
Women want to be a man's last.
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foids, if you and a guy were dating and really loved the absolute fuck out of each other but had to stop dating (for external reasons to your feelings, but it couldn't be stopped), would you want him to move on completely? how would you feel if he refused?
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>>34152661
Thats reasonable. I have that same fear too, to be fair. I think being discarded in general is just universal desu
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>>34152665
F, grown ups, I wish I could undo it
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>>34152665
Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis.
It's a much worse version of one of my favorite movies, Southland Tales
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>>34152674
M, also
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Girls, be completely candid, would you dump your bf if he started balding?
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>>34152676
no, wtf
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>>34152676
NAG but why ask these questions?
Its like asking if theyd be ok with a small dick or some other physical thing. Either they say yes and you feel worse or they say they wouldnt and you dont believe them. Its a lose lose.
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>>34152668
I would not stop dating a guy who I really love. Literally no reason.

If we broke up I'd assume he doesn't love me and we should move on.
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>>34152668
Did he initiate the break up? If so, yeah leave me alone you don't want me so stop feeling entitled to my time and attention.
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>>34152676
No, I only date bald men so he can't get any balder, lol. My childhood crush was Johnny Sins, and ever since I've always wanted a bald, strong man with a big dick.
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>>34152683
extremely moidish hands
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>>34152624
i hope you're that anon that takes 30m to eat a mandarin
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>>34152683
>My childhood crush was Johnny Sins,
Kek
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>>34152676
No, it's not something he has control over.

>>34152665
F. I watched a movie about a Christian dating app. I don't remeber the name but it was so bad.
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>>34152665
F
Fargo sucked
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>>34152636
I disagree, falling asleep on someone needs safety especially in a setting with other people.
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>>34152624
Most men dont care if you are a virgin or not. It's a very vocal minority of incels who feel cucked if they get a gf who isnt a virgin and they are. If you are over 18 or not deeply christian you shouldnt give a shit at all.
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>>34152690
Yeah, if you're sober. If you're drunk, it doesn't matter. All that you need is a surface.
Drunk peopel fall asleep on sidewalks, benches, tables, etc. My husband one time fell asleep in the front yard.
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>>34152680
i truly understand your perspective but life doesn't always work out that way hon
>>34152682
no, you would be initiator in this scenario, but that wouldn't be very meaningful wrt the breakup, it is that sort of situation
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>>34152694
No idea how you are when you're drunk, but i wouldn't fall asleep in someones arm even drunk of my ass.
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>>34152045
How was it?
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>>34152683
>My childhood crush was Johnny Sins
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>>34152696
nta but i'll counter by saying that i (a guy) get extremely cuddly and touchy and lovey with everything on earth when i'm drunk, i could probably fall asleep securely with anyone lol
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>>34152700
In a jacket from someone else, hooked into that persons arm?
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I'm having another caffeine overdose :(
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>>34152689
Fargo is the worst movie you’ve ever seen? It’s well directed, well acted, well shot, and unique.

Objectively awful opinion anon, unless you’ve only seen like 10 movies and the other 9 were masterpieces.
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I almost passed out at the doctors because the girl taking my blood fucked up on both my arms. It’s hapoened to me before I don’t know why it was so bad today. I don’t feel right. And the doctor said I look worse lol I don’t know if any of this is a good idea
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>>34152548
Yeah, 70yo nurse hitting on me.
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>>34152703
same but nicotine, been vaping like a motherfucker for the past hour lol
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>>34152665
M
Idk
Probably some dumb romcom I've forgotten
I can only remember movies with wasted potential
BvS, Avatar 3
Everyone loved Dune and I thought it kinda sucked
It's not that intriguing of a story
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I felt better this morning I just feel worse now
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>>34152702
oh absolutely, especially if we were friends, it's kinda bad so i don't drink very often, non-zero chance i'd end up getting boyraped
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>>34152710
Anon be real
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>>34152689
My sister thought Burn After Reading was so bad she refuses to watch movies I pick out lol
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>>34152665
Male. Purple Hearts. My girlfriend made me watch it. Probably the most retarded movie I’ve ever seen, I started laughing uncontrollably halfway through at the entire concept of how retarded this movie was.
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>>34152711
i'm being flippant but i am serious, it would not be hard to get me to that point if i were properly drunk
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>>34152703
Based fellow caffeine enjoyer. This shit is so sick, it goes so well with my ADHD.


Fuck, I hate my beard so much. It was only 1.5 days after my last shave and my chin is already black again. I’m definitely going to erase it with laser or electrolysis or whatever.
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>>34152654
I actually got a bro damn thats nice
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>>34152667
But if all men want to be a woman's first, how do I know when it's ok to let a man be my first? Marriage is the metric I'm using for sex, but I just specifically want to know what things are acceptable at a boyfriend level.

>>34152686
Nah.

>>34152693
I've seen tons of stuff where normie men think a woman is disgusting for not being a virgin. It's only 4chan incel minority when it gets into "and that's why the government needs to give me a loli gf" territory.
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>>34152711
nta but I'm the same as anon when drunk
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>>34152712
Some people don’t get the Coens movies, which makes sense. They have a very particular style, and their plots usually take a back seat to their characters.
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>>34152665
M
I hate movies, I only watch anime.
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>>34152707
I give myself nicotine poisoning a lot, it's awful though
>>34152717
I'm not enjoying it :(
also I hate having a beard too
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>>34152716
>>34152720
Do you guys have no self-preservation
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Does ashwagandha help for stress?
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>>34152719
the simple fact is you dont. people try to cope around it in a million different ways, but dating for true and long-lasting love just opens you to risking disaster. If you cant handle that you shouldnt date. But most people date anyway.
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>>34152728
no that shit elevates your blood pressure
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>>34152689
...
The hell?
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>>34152719
>But if all men want to be a woman's first, how do I know when it's ok to let a man be my first
NTA. If he's a cuck it doesn't matter. I'd love to share a gf tbqh
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>>34152725
>I'm not enjoying it
Try cold shower. It helps me in such cases.
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>>34152703
this will happen with my rc stim. causes vessel narrowing in the hands and feet so they get cold, white, sometimes a little tingly, can't take deep breaths so i get a george floyd thing going on. but it's all psychological though
>>34152726
good question, i'll have to think on it
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We need to ERADICATE the Ghosting Question
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>>34152644
Smoothie
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>>34152726
>no self-preservation
nope, I'm suicidal af
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>>34152738
The solution is simple.
We liquefy some of the dreaded avoidants and use the resulting biodiesel to fuel a gigantic monster truck that we'll use to run over and liquefy the rest of them
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>>34152742
>>34152737
I figured as much lol
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How do you stop being a sensitive person? I have "just get over it"-ed and "it is what it is"-ed my entire life. I just want to be totally unaffected and to not be a slave to my emotions.
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>>34152723
Fine... worst anime movie?
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>>34152743
I accept that Idea, something they can't avoid for sure.
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>>34152746
Stay true to yourself anon you're emotional intelligent, stay that way
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>>34152746
I'll get made fun of if I suggest stoicism
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>>34152689
You couldn't find one redeeming factor in Fargo? :/
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>>34152746
drugs
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>>34152751
thats what anon already tried
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>>34152746
executive function exercises. exercising, particularly cardio exercising. when you get stressed out, like fight-or-flight sort of stressed out, your self-control circuitry gets dampened, so you need to learn to quiet some of these systems through things like breath control. you're never not going to feel emotions though, that's be like trying to go blind using only willpower, not how it works
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>>34152749
i dont want to, also it affects my sex life and my desires. im submissive and resent this fact too.
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>>34152722
Yeah the Coens aren't for everyone
Haven't really met a woman that seems to like that style 2bh
Which is funy because Ethan is now making lesbian movies for his dyke wife
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>>34152755
It isn't.
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>>34152757
Coudn't you just stare at the sun?
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>>34152747
hack//Roots
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>>34152757
I am in good shape. I lift 4x a week and run often. I also take good care of my nutrition, have hobbies and an ok job. I just resent my neurological makeup at a base level.
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>>34152663
I'll have as plain a burger as I can if I plan on staying the night with someone.
If I'm going home alone, I'll go with cheese, sauteed onions, lettuce, and mayo. With a pickle or tomato slices on the side.
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>>34152770
Fuck off with the Polshit
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>>34152770
please no politics slop, theres an entire board for you to suck off jews over.
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>>34152770
eia, eia, alalà!
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>>34152676
Honestly, yes. I just don't find balding men attractive and I need to be attracted to my partner.
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>>34152770
No, I’m not a cuck to a rapist clown
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>>34152770
Canadian. No, not really. It's honestly getting to the point where it wouldn't surprise me if he did actually try to invade Canada for our metals or whatever he needs from other countries.
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Girls, would you date a man who took finasteride?
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>>34152778
She 100% flicks the bean to fucking fascists based on how she wrote that.
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>>34152766
that would be the sun blinding you though, it's have nothing to do with your thinking. besides there is no emotions-searing sun
>>34152768
best you can do is pay lots of attention to your feelings, learn to distinguish them on a fine-grained level, and come up with a consistent plan to change your behavior/thinking when a feeling comes up, usually to redirect that impulse into something else. this can create feedbacks (or, rather, interrupt feedbacks) that can help attenuate different feelings. best you're gonna get outside of drugging yourself in unhealthy ways
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>>34152770

Sir this is /atoga/
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>>34152770
yeah, I wish something would fucking happen for once
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>>34152770
Ooooh... "rubicon"... where'd you learn that one, anon?
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>>34152770
i am well and truly indifferent, it will make no difference to me
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>>34152665
F
Avatar 2. it was so boring and so long.
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>>34152778
to some degree
>>34152779
sure
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>>34152735
>have sex with bf
>I'm a whore cucking all men for eternity
>don't have sex with bf
>I'm a stuck up prude bitch
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>>34152770
He just indicted the chairman of the fed. This country's fucked.
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>>34152788
Unironically a red flag.
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I want curl up and cry I’m so afraid I have never gotten woozy getting blood work done what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>34152789
>sure
Even if it made his cum watery?
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>>34152778
Yes.
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>>34152665
F. Air Bud, I hate dogs
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>>34152781
You'd need enough willpower to allow that to happen, though.
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>>34152778
Yes
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I was at a coffee shop and I complemented some girls jacket (happens all the time, I talk to strangers regularly)
A week or two later, go to a store and she recognizes me (I don't recognize her) and pretty much follows me throughout the store
I say we should meet up at that coffeeshop same time, place, no phone number asked for
Time comes, we talk and at the end we kiss but I pushed her away physically, I had to be somewhere, but I get her contacts this time
We meet up again, have some drinks and then fuck in my car, I want to get rid of her quick but felt bad so I hung out with her a little while
I half heartedly flirt with her as she sends me double, triple texts, I leave her on read for a day or two then decide I want to fuck her again
we're meeting up tonight
I'm not really into her, or I'm not sold. she said some things in the last date that were red flags to me, like
>my exes are narcissists
>one might have raped me?
>they're all older (I'm older than her already by 10+ years)
>laughed at a story I told that I used as a test, laughing is not the desired outcome

What do I do? She's not my type, she's very obnoxious, girly, bratty, super libtarded. I said faggot in front of her and joked about killing her, so she's not super offended or just doesn't care because she wants my cock?
I'm not sure how to proceed.
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>>34152794
I don't give a shit about his cum
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>>34152778
Women are liars. They say they wouldn't date fascists, but if a 10/10 Nazi fascist Chad gave them attention they'd immediately adopt his politics.
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>>34152790

Yes, this is called weaponized cognitive dissonance, it's Heads I Win, Tails You Lose
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>>34152788
That movie... didn't it have imortality granting whales or something? And then nothing is done with that plot point?
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Anyone can answer, but I think two of my friends are starting to fall for each other, I've felt pretty third wheel lately.

What are some signs I can and should look out for?
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>>34152793
anon!!! relax, you're just anxiety spiralling. try responding to this post with a limerick about sweet potatoes or Jews or something, you'll feel better after. make sure it's a good one
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>>34152796
based
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>>34151800
Rule of thumb is any design you want, sit on it for a year, if you still want it after a year passed, then you go through with it
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>>34152797
okay but it's not the will power making you blind though, capisce?
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>>34152792
Oh never met anyone that likes it. How old are you, and what country?
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>>34152803
he's talking to a bot you sperg incel
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>>34152799
>I said faggot in front of her and joked about killing her,
the type of shit i read on here, jesus christ
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>>34152803
This is true, I try to say "niXXer" early on in my relationships to stress test how much they like me. I usually deny the holocaust after the 3rd month or so but I've been thinking of doing it earlier.
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>>34152801
JH episode
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>>34152799
2/10 bait
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>>34152812
I thought that too, but would a bot really say jew prisoner?
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i'm open to talk about it, when you're ready
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Men, what do you think of jorts?
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>>34152778
why does she write this like she's making a fapfic?
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>>34152780
Whatever you do, don't go to r/FuckingFascists
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>>34152816
the idea of some arbitrary one having a psychiatric dip into a JH moment is funny anon, (You)
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>>34152814
She joked about me killing her first, girls like to play with the serial killer thing nowadays. Most zoomettes love to be choked and slapped and do cnc.

It's just that I couldn't imagine raping this girl, she's not really as hot as my exes.
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>>34152805
Oh yeah! It had like.. brain juice that was magic. Because it wasn’t enough that it had special minerals, like dune. But it needed special juice too, like dune.
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>>34152820
talk about what, love?
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>>34152829
us
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>>34152818
what part dog
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>>34152831
the one where you try to ragebait incels by pretending girls like to be treated like shit by chad
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>>34152830
okay well lay it on me, what's the situation
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How do you let a girl down easy?

My last ex did it by telling me we were on different life paths and then proceeded to tell me she loved me a month later and act like a housewife and bought me things before breaking up with me. I should have taken the signal :/
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>>34152835
why are you hurting me like that
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>>34152836
>How do you let a girl down easy?
With a winch.
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>>34152838
it's never on purpose, but you'll have to be more specific. i'm not a particularly good or strong one, i try but problems often happen anyway, which is distressing
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>>34152842
do you ever think about me
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>>34152840
Sounds complicated.
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>>34152844
all the damn time...you're the first thing my mind goes to, if it's ever idle
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>>34152847
that hurt
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>>34152847
Weird, I don't think about you at all.
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>>34152848
sorry. i tried for a long time to get to where i wasn't like that, but in the end it turned out life doesn't mean anything if you aren't a part of it, even if that part is only gried. i wish it could be more.
>>34152849
i could make peace with that, as long as it meant you got to a better place.
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GIOYC is that a way
>>
Lol and it’s not even me this time
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Can you make sense of my thought/action patterns?

>be online part time english teacher as I Look for work/search universities/work on a prototype product for my potential business
>end lesson, go get breakfast, sun, coffee
>about to start next lesson, student is sick, so now I have free time
>Start thinking about the student I just had, start to make some plans for our next lesson
>think that I want to go to the gym after and then work on my prototype before the next student
>proceed to watch youtube videos and come on this stupid thread to brag

What's wrong with me?
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>>34152858
it's not me either
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I don’t trust doctors I don’t trust computers I don’t trust anyone but I have to or I’ll be destitute
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>>34152858
hey don't look at me asshole
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>>34152861
Is it chad to say you don't trust scientists or historians? Asking for a friend.
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>>34152863
>dont trust scientists
retarded
>dont trust historians
pretty reasonable
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>>34152863
don't be racist
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>>34152862
It's "dont look at my asshole", sweaty.
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Well since I'm already here, question for men:

Would you react negatively if your girlfriend or wife told you she has a fart fetish and wanted you to fart in her face?
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>>34152859
>What's wrong with me?
nothing, thats called principle of least effort
>brag
about what? not having a real job?
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>>34152868
I would laugh my ass off so she couldn't smell my delicious farts.
next.
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>>34152867
this anon is fingering sweaty dirt stars with his eyes, the sick fuck

>>34152868
no but i'm not sure if i'd be able to indulge her fetish
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>>34152863
kinda, everything is biased as fuck
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Are zinc supplements worth it? ESP for women?
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>>34152877
zinc or swim, honey. it's your choice
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>>34152877
define worth it
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>>34152868
Yeah, sorry. I think I have a fart fetish too and I'm burrying that as deep down as I can because I have no interest in indulging in that sort of thing.
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>>34152868

Real talk, I would think its kinda weird and gross, but I might be able to get used to it and indulge her
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>>34152877
Depends on your diet, but most of the time when it comes to modern wester people, it's yes since our diet is fucking shit.
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>>34152788
Avatar movies are fucking shite
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men
would you an amelia?
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>>34152891
No, I fucking hate holes.
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>>34152877
>>34152886
No but this anons idea of western nutrition is still true, and thats why its a bad idea.

Supplements dont do shit when you are in an actual consistent deficit. You need to eat healthier.
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Women, I tripped while jogging and scraped my dick and its all your fault.
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>be me
>new job
>new-joiner like me get along for a while
>closest train station is 3-5 mins away by car but 25 min walk
>offer to give her a ride
>accepts
>ff 1.5 months later
>she shows up later and later after work for said ride
>today texts me 10 min after work shes going out with a female colleague for drinks
>stand there like a retard waiting all that time
Am I wrong for feeling disrespected and should I just drive off straight after work from now on? I have a gf so its not like I was trying to hit on her
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>>34152891
No. I'm white but im an American whitoid and therefore a foreigner. She would be a hypocrite if she got with me and that would be wrong.
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>>34151775
Crush (boss who is leaving in a few weeks) keeps insisting on celebrating my birthday and said she is going to wear black nail polish for me too (which she knows I have a thing for)

How am I supposed to react if she actually does wear the black nail polish? She also said she is making me a cake.

We have made out in the past but she essentially friend/workzoned me soon after. Workplace flirting etc died off but for a few weeks but then has been up and down lately
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>>34152898
oh no, I think I found the exact spot you fell
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>>34152665
I went to something in theaters and fell asleep to it once. Had to raise my standards after that. I don't even remember what it was. But it was like 2017.
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>>34152868
I would've ditched her a minute after, ewww
inb4: if a guy was this gross I'd tell a girl to ditch him too
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>>34152903
Lol. Nice try but it was on concrete.
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>>34152901
fair
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>>34152898
Were you jogging naked?
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>>34152908
No. I was wearing gym shorts.
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my bad, wrong pic
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>>34152906
Another scenario were it's better to be uncircumcised.
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>>34152668
>for external reasons to your feelings
Actions are not devoid of feelings. If you did something upsetting on purpose, you hurt her. And being obsessed with her is part of your mental illness.
I want all of the people in my past to move on and stay out of my life.
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>>34152891
Racist right wing art hoe gfs don't exist in the wild
Hell none of the femanons here are right wing
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>>34152869
>principle of least effort
that's why I actually do the shit I want to do if I make a schedule beforehand
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>>34152916
define right wing
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I'm a guy and these are my winter shoes. What do you think?
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>>34152883
You've got to be kidding me. If you have it too then why not?
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>>34152676
No that's a natural part of ageing for some men. I do want to date a man that has hair to begin with though.
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>>34152891
Realistically speaking I am probably not going to date a fellow Bong
It just isn't the pattern
I would love to hate fuck a flag fag tho
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>>34152916
I had a French gf in art school who was very nationalist, which seems to be common for Frenchies, but she still called her grandmother racist. I made a joke about black people and she laughed, and she didn't take the vaxx and she would teach me how to say "put the jews in the oven" "a woman's place is the kitchen"
At the end of the day I think she was just playing with me because all that shit is mainstream for zoomers anyway. She's still a independent feminist women at the heart of it all.
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>>34152705
It's a natural body response to being injured to start to panic and pass out. Just anxiety beyond control. nbd Lots of people do.
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>>34152911
Quit stalking me!
>>34152912
You make it sound like i'd have bounced like an inflatable clown.
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>>34152917
not really, it just means that humans (or really any living organism) will always try to use the least effort (effort being time, energy, resources, cognitive load, etc) to get the desired result, even if it means sacrificing things like precision or long term efficiency
your brain just realized that you can get away with doing less than you could be doing, so now it doesn't want to do the unnecessary extra work anymore
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>talking to girl
>ask her if she wants to go out
>"what, like on a date?!"

I genuinely don't know how to respond to this.
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>>34152929
But that work is necessary to my health and wealth!!!
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>>34152919
looks good to me
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>>34152926
>She's still a independent feminist women at the heart of it all.
Your standards are so retarded assuming this isn't bait.
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>>34152916
Correct, no woman wants less rights even if she is mentally ill. It takes more retardation to want to be a trad wife and not kill your husband on purpose.
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>>34152859
classic executive dysfunctioning, sounds like you don't have a lot of self-control juice and new corporate-grade pharmajewticles
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Gender
How tall are you & what is your shoe size?
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>>34152930
3 choices:
>no, what are you, gay?
>so soon? I barely know you
>maybe. meet me at x at x o clock
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>>34152938
5'8, 9.5-10
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>>34152931
is it? how? is it immediately? thats the problem with this principle, it doesn't care all that much about long term consequences, it mainly cares about wether the work can be avoided rn without putting you in immediate danger
you could read human behavior and the principle of least effort by zipf if you want to know more on how that works
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>>34152938
6'4
USA 12 but my feet are big and weird. i need wider shoes
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>>34152938
M
5'7
EU39
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>>34152933
My standards? You know them???
idk what u mean
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>>34152937
sorry, need corporate grade pharmajewticles*
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>>34152928
>You make it sound like i'd have bounced like an inflatable clown.
No, but if you're going to scrape your penis it's better to have some protection for the glans.
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>>34152938
f, 5'2, US size 6
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>>34152938
6 feet, 6 feet that are 6 feet
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>>34152943
wtf why are your feet so tiny
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>>34152938
do i look like a fuckin cobbler to you? i put the thing on my feet, i walk. i don't ask questions or measure shit.

this general is something else
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>>34152937
my self control juice fluctuates. Last year I averaged 3 workouts a week, saw a huge improvement in my body, worked almost every day and read more books than ever. Maybe it's just an off day
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>>34152948
Squidward?
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I have infinite foid abd janny fatigue.
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>>34152933
She would cook for me and smile at my lovingly while telling me she would never want to be a housewife. I told her I'd love for her to be an artist and a housewife but oh well. I was poor and homelessish at the time so she left me.
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>>34152950
I have no idea. I'm also pretty in a feminine way, and people often mistake me for a woman or for trans, but I'm neither.
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>>34152956
>spammer mad he got b& for spamming
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>bf has a huge dick
>wants to be belittled and humiliated for being too small
how do you respond without coming off as finding it extremely funny and stupid
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>>34152966
grass is greener on the other side
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Women deserve their abusive partners.
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>>34152966
put him in cold water
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Women.
Do you do hook ups/ONS?
Do your friends do hook up/ONS?

Genuinely curious how common it is. The internet has me believe that if a woman is single she's still fucking at least a guy a week.
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>>34152974
no
no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrTcHjKG0GE
thougths on literally me
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>do you hook up
>women do you hook up?
>excuse me, are you unto hook ups?
why does nobody ever ask me about hook offs? i'm not even a fucking girl you faggot
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>>34152974
curious about this too.
If i'm not in a relationship, I'll have a hookup or two in a 6 month period.
my last relationship the girl asked if I had sex with double the amount of women, which led me to believe (as she was very beautiful) she had sex with that many men, which at her age would be multiple hookups a year. She said she only had 1 bf before but her sexual expertise illustrated something else entirely.
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i bought my hair stylist a gift card for a coffee shop and didn't even try to ask her out. then i asked her out over text to get coffee. how bad did i fuck up?
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It’s over boys
It so over
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>>34152984
Common virgin mistake, the gifting starts after the sex.
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>>34152984
it's a weird vibe to give someone for sure but maybe she's find it endearing
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>>34152984
is she interested?
dont tell me her boobs dragging on your head an extra second is interest.
or her massages, etc.
Also talking during the haircut
I hate talking during my haircut, they do objectively worse if there's a lively conversation. Most of the time, but I have had a couple who can do both.
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>>34152984
The gift card was the tip, right?
No gifts until maybe the first year. If that. I could condone giving her a cheap bracelet embellished with a story/significance.
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whats the female equivalent of a woman asking a man to try wearing a penis sleeve?
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I hate women so much. Is there ANY reason not to hate them besides sex?
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? tf are you all being so stingy with gifts for?
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>>34152986
it was for christmas
>>34152987
i actually 'grabbed her coffee' at my last haircut and she really liked it
>>34152988
she seems like she is sometimes but today felt like she was just going through the motions. we talk quite a bit too. for some reason i just can't bring myself to asking in person
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>>34152974
Never have and not interested
Not that I know of
>>34152982
>hook offs
Yarr
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>>34153000
checked & blessed, m80
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Sorry, one more question for men:

If your girlfriend or wife asked you to dress up like this and do the voice during sex, would you do that? And by the voice, I mean Charles Martinet Mario. Not Lou Albano Mario or Chris Pratt Mario. You have to do the accent with the falsetto and everything. I would show you videos on how to do it right if needed. But is it unreasonable to ask? My brain sees it the same as if a guy were to ask me to larp as a nurse or something, which I'm fine with, but I don't know if I'm biased and this is too much.

>>34152974
I'm single and have always had zero desire for hookups. "All women are whores" is just grass is greener thinking because you want to have whore amounts of sex yourself.
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>>34152998
>for some reason i just can't bring myself to asking in person
This is actually a massive red flag for woman.
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>>34152990
it was for christmas and i guess i thought i was showing her im interested. that and im just into giving gifts to people i like.
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>>34152998
by coffee do you mean pussy? You grabbed her by the pussy, right? If not, I got bad news
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How do you cope with finding out that the person you like is actually gay?
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>>34153009
are you talking about a woman being gay and you are a guy, or are you saying you like a man but he is gay?

The answer is actually different
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>>34153005
The only red flag to women is not being Chad
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>>34153004
oh hell yea, i can even do the voice decently too. would administer mushroom to your peaches
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Anyone else get stress acne
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>>34153005
its fucking over
>>34153008
im afraid not see above

well she hasn't responded and she usually responds pretty fast. i guess she 'could' be doing another cut right now but i think i just went full beta in her eyes
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Gender, if japanese style 7/11's food was expanded and made available in the US would you trust it not to be gross as fuck, and not expired all the time?
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There should be daily women rekt threads
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>>34153014
yeah I do
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>>34153004
...why would you want to fuck itsame-mario
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>>34152891
I would an Amelia but then cheat on her with a brown femanon
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>>34153010
former, but how are they different?
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I'm not trying to be shitty or holier than thou but.. are people being serious when they say they "gained consciousness" at 10 or have no memories before then, or even 5? Or is it just hyperbole?
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>>34153012
V-vocaroo?
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I am Adolf Hitler, commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact, also dope on the mic
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>>34153018
aren't there over on /gif/?
Hell even if you exclude the actual titled 'women rekt threads' like half the the threads are indirectly women rekt threads in spirit anyway.
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>>34152918
How do you define right wing?
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>>34153024
I assume they just mean they have a shitty memory.
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I won't stop losing weight until I look like a skeleton
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>>34153024
I have memories going all the way back to pre school, which is sub-5. Not having memories until 10 sounds extreme
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>>34153025
so you can goon off? i don't think so, degenerate. (also anonymous performances make me nervous...)
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>>34153026
Somebody stop me, I'm smoking the track.
I'll giggity Eva and make more sons of the mask
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>>34153024
there's people who can't imagine an apple. let that sink in. I could definitely picture it if they aren't of european or east asian descent
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>>34152938
m
185cm
45 eu
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>>34153022
women are not gay, they simply hate modern day men.
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>>34153034
THE NAME IS A
AND IM BACK IN THE LAND
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>>34153036
omg, twinsies!
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>>34153027
It's all interracial cuck porn.
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>>34153043
That is essentially 'women rekt' threads, is my point.
>>
when you get over an ex you had for a few months, realizing it was just going to be like your other LTRs
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>>34153046
happy for you, really
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>>34152938
M
around 5'10
12.5
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>>34153051
oops, US 12.5
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If a girl who used to love me blocked me more than 3 times, is that a sign I should try one more time?
I heard women like persistence and mind-reading.
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>>34153050
Thanks but I did cry about her the other day, it's up and down. maybe tonight I'll cry about her again. I just wish I had enough time to see her imperfections. She was so fastidious and disciplined in everything she did. I couldn't find any flaws and then she disappeared.
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>>34153055
no, it is not. it is time to let go, my friend.
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>>34153057
it's good to grieve things, healthy even. perfectly reasonable to grieve what you had hoped to see.
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Girls, how do you know when a guy you fuck is repulsed by your stench or body?
He can still get hard and jackhammers you fast to just finish, but you can just sense it right?
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>>34153017

M, absolutely not. Having worked in food service I can tell you nobody gives a fuck about the quality of food at low-tier food service, they just want to sell it, make money, and go home.
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women who dated and older guy
were you nervous to introduce him to your parents? Was that the part that maybe made you breakup with him?
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>>34153046
Peak is when you realize that the person you are 'with' will either leave you or love you and that is 100000% on them; there is nothing you can do to change what someone else does.
I can hope that we have a long, exciting and fun life together but I cannot (and wouldn't want to) force anything.
Yes, I would be sad because that was the perfect person for ME, but if I wasn't the person for them... It would be wasting both of our time.
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>>34153033
Aha totally fair. But I appreciate that it's less of a resounding no than my brap question, I don't know why some part of me hoped the answers would be different to the other time I asked. I always like to think I'm self-aware, but then stuff like this makes me realise I'm really not after all. I can live without braps, but no bing bing wahoo sex roleplay would be tough to accept. Nothing I'd ever dump a guy over, but it would bum me out a little. Even just the voice with no cosplay would be fine.
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>>34153019
How do you fix it
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Testing.
If you are seeing this post, it means I have triumphed.
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>>34153004
>If your girlfriend or wife asked you to dress up like this and do the voice during sex, would you do that?
Frankly I am such a degenerate weirdo with such gross ass fetishes, if I found a woman that loved me and didn't turn tail at that fact I would do this for her. I cant promise I wouldn't find it kinda funny though, and I would hope she didn't get upset or offended if I broke character and laughed.
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>>34153074
i answered both, i don't think i'm a normal guy but i like emphasizing the play with sex, am generally down for anything, i enjoy the idea of getting my partner off generally so i'd brap brap wahoo even if i was a little eh
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>talking to female friend
>ask her if she wants to go out
>"are you serious?"

What's the play here? Do I just say yes and hope for the best? Or is this her way of saying "no, but I don't want to ruin the friendship, so just say you're joking and we can forget this ever happened."?
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>>34153081
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>>34153066
He was 6 years older, which was a lot at 19
>were you nervous to introduce him to your parents?
Yes
>Was that the part that maybe made you breakup with him?
No, but I'm sure being a manipulative manchild was also why he liked to hang out with teenagers
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>>34153086
100% depends on the tone but you should always be confident.
>"are you serious?"
>"absolutely."
>"you're joking, right?"
>"afraid not."
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Why don't the lonely, single femanons in these threads just date fat and balding guys?
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Gender
Thought?
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>>34153090
i dated an 18 yr old in my 30's and her parents loved me, thanked me for teaching her so much, were super nice and generous to me and I feel bad that our relationship ended.

I dated a 20 yr old and she wanted to keep me a secret. I wanted to meet her parents very badly because I was deeply in love with her and loved the way she talked about them. oh well

it really depends. One was autistic, guess which one.
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>>34153097
M
i think dudes with cuck fetishes should be locked in insane asylums if they cant keep it to themselves
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>>34153096
I would as long as you're nice and you promise to marry and have babies with me and not just pump and dump. But male incels hate being in the presence of women and just want to nut in a hole and leave.

>>34153097
F.
Ragebait.
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>>34153096
Literally just stop fucking eating until you're skinny. Maybe you can eat all the cakes and McDonald's you want 1 day out of the week, maybe 2 weeks, but the rest of the week just stick to vegetables until you're skinny.
As for balding, just shave it all off and embrace it. Balding looks far worse than full bald most of the time
>>
Goddammit
A fucking ad for that fuckign queer show was on my work computer
Why? Why the fuck did algorithm think that show would interest me? Not even a hockey fan let alone a fan of fag shit
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>>34153097
she doesn't exist to me
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I've been working on some raps what do you anons think?

>black nigga money
>black nigga dick
>next thing I need is a black nigga bitch
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>>34153111
hey, thanks pretty good
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>>34153111
it's like i'm really listening to 2010s ye
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>>34153097
>by mistake
How does that happen?
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What should I do with myself and my relationship?

For the past year, I've been living at home after getting laid off my job. I had been living in a different city across the country, living with my parents for the past year. Three months ago I started dating someone and let her know I'd be trying to move spring '26 out of state.

I'd like to leave in May 2026 to move out of state, she also wants to go out of state but would need to stay until Jan 2027 at the earliest. I really hate where I'm living and want to move ASAP, but I have never been in a long distance relationship and unsure if I can commit to that.
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(• •i)

I saw this in a dream. What does it mean?
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i think i've finally given up on love
time to wageslave until i die alone
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>>34153116
"it just fell in"
happens more than you think, anon, don't be racist.
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Women, how much would you mourn your husband?
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>>34153097
Wait until after the baby is born then dissolve the wife and her lover in acid
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>>34153119
Ayyys
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>>34153103
>I would as long as you're nice and you promise to marry and have babies with me and not just pump and dump
i fit most categories of women looking for this but they always want kids and im not fit to be a father nor do i want to be one sadly. but i hope you find your man, godspeed
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>>34153103
>Ragebait
>>34153100
>>34153109
What if it was a real mistake? Like they were at a swingers' orgy and she was drunk and high, so she thought it was her husband fucking her, but it was a similar-looking dude?
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>>34153127
brother you are just manufacturing reasons for your wife to be fucking other dudes in the first place

lay off the porn and come back when you're normal again.
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>>34153127
idk ask your wife's son dog jeez
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women
i missed you so much
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>>34153132
>ed
You dont miss us anymore?!!! WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER PLEASE FUCK US
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>>34153097
male
i would accept it fully. at first.
then i'd manufacture a situation that would allow me to achieve full custody of the kid, and i would separate the child from the mother.

then i would raise the child only on hearsay about his mom (women do this to guys all the time), so that way the mom and the kid will never be able to have a normal relationship.
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>>34153123
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>>34153136
my number is
six seeeeven
hahahaha!
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>>34153138
>im gonna ruin the innocent childs life and make him utterly mentally ill to punish his mom
you are deranged and sadistic
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>>34153097
Them
Whatever her truth is is my truth, I will eat the placenta and accept the black male as my new master.
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>>34153142
you misunderstand, i'll have a fine relationship with him and make sure he isn't mentally ill
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>>34153139
M
When I was ugly I took photos like the left one, after my glow up, I take ones like the right. Like, just a photo of an object is kind of soulless, and no one cares about it.
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>>34153144
>will grow up without knowing a mothers love/actively hating her
>will not be able to form normal relationships with women either
people who grow up in these environments turn out totally normal and healthy, for sure lmao
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>>34153123
An endless amount. He moved away for three months and I was inconsolable.
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>>34153148
so? it's not like he'd be continuing my line anyway. quit being a sentimental faggot
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was bored, took a selfie and asked ChatGPT to generate my looksmatch, I think it has gone insane. Either that or I'd be a dashing lad if I lost some weight.
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I am at my lowest low and it still could be so much worse
How do I cope? I need help I’m constantly crying or angry, I can’t sleep, I don’t want to go outside at all
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>>34153152
>he wont be mentally ill
>ok he will be but hes not my kid anyway so who cares if im abusing him over it you faggot
i accept your concession, i dont know why you felt the need to pretend otherwise originally though, very weird
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>>34153148
I grew up without a father or any other man around. Aside from some womanly mannerisms and my bisexuality, I grew up a perfectly normal, mentally stable person.
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>>34153097
looks like i will divorce her, intentionally
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>>34153153
Why would you think a computer would know anything about this?
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>>34153162
It's just a bit of harmless fun, it's not that deep.
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Girls, would you date a guy with hands like this?
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>>34153155
fucking relax, i was only pretending
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>>34153154
what are you feeling right now, and why?
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>>34153166
is he also balding?
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>>34153168
Overwhelmed hopeless
All my worst fears are coming true
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Do I want a bf or a gf in 2026? Or maybe get into findom and find some paypigs to fund my living expenses, spas, massages, and travels.
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>>34153153
Did you ask specifically for an qt3.14 asian gf ?
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>>34153174
Stop vagueposting and say what's wrong with you.
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>>34153175
findomfags are hilarious man i love it
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>>34153176
nah.
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Can I really get laid despite being a broke man?
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>>34153177
I’m losing my job I’m becoming socially inept and I look extremely bad.
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>>34153181
if youre confident, have a good personality, and neurotypical with good social skills and an active friend group
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>>34153183
when you say you are losing your job, is that a confirmed, tangible thing?

also, you aren't the one that gets to decide for other people whether or not you are socially inept or bad looking
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>>34153097
shoot her in the belly obviously
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>>34153181
depends

if you want to just get laid in the strictest sense, frankly its easy and if you have basic social skills/hygiene you shouldnt struggle with it.
if you want genuine love and long-term bonds with someone you need to become healthy enough to live.
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>>34153181
Are you tall or jestermaxxed?
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>>34153185
>if youre confident, have a good personality, and neurotypical with good social skills and an active friend group
I have none of those things

>>34153191
>if you want to just get laid in the strictest sense, frankly its easy and if you have basic social skills/hygiene you shouldnt struggle with it.
How do people find it so easy?
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>>34153097
I would never stay with a cheating spouse. Sorry the kid is going to have to grow up in that situation that I won't be a part of though.
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>>34153193
>I have none of those things
why even ask then lol
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>>34153188
Tangible
I didn’t even do anything wrong we’re just losing funding and it’s over
People keep pointing out my flaws and asking what I’m doing to fix them. Or they say I’ve been acting weird. I feel like I’ve changed so much for the worse and I can’t even pinpoint why
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>>34153196
>why even ask then lol
How do I develop confidence or a good personality?
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ovulation
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>>34153199
Denied.
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Men does chatgpt talk to you like this too or is it because I'm a woman
Or is it because I'm so retarded I'm asking it about dinner
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>>34153204
kek, what the fuck.
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>>34153198
A personality is just having social skills (which can be learned, its a skill like any other) and having interesting things about yourself. You need to learn more about yourself. Interesting people are interesting for a reason. Develop skills and hobbies, get a creative outlet of some kind, study languages, etc.

If you actually put work into the above you'll naturally develop your own ideas on the world around you and actually become more of an individual person. And it gives you things to talk about so you can contribute to conversations.
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>>34153204
Chatgpt just constantly tells me I'm thinking about something in exactly the right way.
Any time it is even remotely like 'yeah that's *almost* completely right' I know I have said something profoundly retarded.
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>>34153190
I like ERPing with ChatGPT and maybe I'm just brainrotted but this reads like AI sloppa with the way the sentences are structured and all the AO3 fanfic-like fluff.
>Men retreat... not because they hate women
Then why do you guys always say you hate women
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>>34153206
I already have a couple of hobbies that I'm very passionate about. And I'm already an individual. I actually hate it here for one. I just come here to vent about my life every now and then.

I just shy away from people because I don't have my life together in my 30's. I've had sex but it almost always basically just fell into my life and almost never with anyone I actually found attractive, nor was it good sex either.
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Women
Thoughts on a guy who finally tested negative for fertility?
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>>34153204
Their entire training procedures are designed to maximize user engagement.

Nobody wants to talk to a chatbot that insults them or holds them accountable or validates their fears/anxieties. So they obviously push the model to maximize sycophantic agreement with people.
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>>34153216
On this topic, women/men what do you think is going to happen when all the alpha male zoomer men and younger are sterilized by their teenage steroid use?
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>>34153199
Snotty vagina
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>>34153180
Bro, I tried it, and it just gave me back my own photo but with longer hair. Daresay I look fucking stunning with it, like a 9/10 girl, maybe even 10/10. But it didn't put a woman next to me.
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>>34153097
M
I would take care of them, I guess. We all make mistakes and I don't want to be rude.
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>>34153216
Am childfree so I'd love that. How are you taking the news was it from vasectomy
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>>34153204
Not the worst I've seen actually
But no of course not
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>>34153219
M
Generally speaking, all zoomers should be culled. They're a failure of a generation.
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>>34153219
Cool. Im not having children
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>>34153153
If I do it I just look like a hotter more chad version of my little brother. I'm not a pooner but if I had been born a male I would've been a pussy slayer
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>>34153204
That looks like standard chatgpt drivel, yes.
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>>34153106
The algo is never wrong.
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>>34153166
No
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>>34153223
It's from a vasectomy, and not even my first one. I apparently have extremely resilient testicles or something. The guy who did my first vasectomy said that I'm the first person he's ever given a vasectomy to who ended up needing a redo. They were still going to charge full price for the second one, though, so I went somewhere else.
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>>34153226
>They're a failure of a generation.
That would be millennials
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>>34153238
Skibidi toilet yourself to forever be unalive.
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>>34153237
Good thing you went back for rechecks. Prob cuz you are young. I had an ex get a vasectomy and I don't think he ever went back
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>>34153216
>Thoughts on a guy who finally tested negative for fertility?
"Why is he telling me this?"
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>>34153238
I had a friend once who was super into funko pops

He had the most normie, most pedestrian and NPC takes on movies, music, videogames, politics, everything

I kinda resented him bc everyone loved him even though he was an idiot
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>>34153097
F
Nope
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>>34153221
The second try is the same. It's literally just me with longer hair. Should I date my clone or what?
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>>34153238
Cool, zoomer. Show me where you have 15 feet of continuous shelving in the bedroom you still live in in your parents home.
Oh, right, you're a 'minimalist' by choice, I'm sure.
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>>34153243
Millennials turned cuck into a mainstream fetish
No tide pods or six sevens beats that
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>>34153204
>Men does chatgpt talk to you like this too or is it because I'm a woman
It tends to mirror the way you talk to it. For example, it never uses emojis with me, because I don't use them when talking to it; but you clearly do.
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>>34153238
This.
Zoomers are the ones acting mature now because we saw how cringe millennials were.
>oppan gangnam style
>BAZINGA
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AI SEX CHAT
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>>34153254
Shouldn't you be out protesting and talking about how men need to be better?
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>>34153123
>Women, how much would you mourn your husband?
I'd be mourning for at least five minutes.
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>>34153245
I'm in my 30s, so I'm not sure if I count as "young". But yeah, I took fertility tests and I was still extremely fertile, so I got a second one. The person who did my first vasectomy was a white guy, and the person who did my second vasectomy (which seems to have worked) was a black woman, and I'm sure there's a really funny joke to be made if I could figure it out.
>>34153246
Worry-free endless rawdogging.
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>>34153243
Keep being a cuck faggot.
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>>34153106
It knows your sexuality better than you do.
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>>34153255
>>34153270
My goodness you're angry.
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>>34153257
NTA but it uses emojis with me when I talk to it on desktop and don't use emojis. But I do agree it does try to mirror you, like if I type "u r a fag lul" it will try to mimic that typing style. I think emojis are default coded into it until the conversation gets longer or you tell it how to behave in the memory.
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>>34153268
>Worry-free endless rawdogging
Worry-free? I hope you get herpes.
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>>34153272
>gets insulted for being a loser cuck
>retreats back from his "KILL ALL ZOOMERS" cornball line to larp as being above it all
Yeah thats what I thought pussy LMAO
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>>34153274
>Implying I sleep around
Endless rawdogging a single person is still endless rawdogging, anon.
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>>34153268
>Worry-free endless rawdogging.
Yes, but not with *me*. Why are you telling *me*?
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>>34153275
Yep, that's a lot of anger.
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>>34153268
>vasectomy
You're a failure as as a man
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>gf told me she doesnt like having sex with me
so do i just break up with her or what
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>>34153276
Doesn't matter if you sleep around. Only matters if she does.
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>>34153264
It's not my problem to fix that all zoomers are mindbroken by people like andrew tate. So, no.
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>>34153278
Who else am I going to tell?
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>>34153284
Did you ask her why, and how you could improve things?
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Have you met my comrade, Conrad?
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>>34153287
>Who else am I going to tell?
ChatGPT.
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>>34152938
F
4’10
US 4.5
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>>34153294
I'm not enough of a cuck to use online models. Local models or bust.
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>>34152938
M
6'1
12 Wide
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>>34152981
Damn. Reminds me of an ex that died from his weird disease. I think he must have done drugs and hookers to leave. But his battle with his condition was scary.
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>>34153280
Why'd you repost this AI slop
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>>34153299
every single time you open your mouth on here, you still manage to shock me with how much of a trashy skank you are
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>>34152995
Don't men usually put zero thought into gifting women?
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>>34153290
its a few things
>im not very big (i knew this obviously already but yeah)
>im not super aggro in bed but she REALLY likes a guy thats really fast-paced, dominant etc in several ways
she still is ok with me eating her out which i like but i feel very sad right now about the whole thing
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>>34153284
well it's a pretty fucking killer blow
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>>34153255
liberals*
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>>34153221
>>34153251
At last I did it. I also asked it to generate her background. Overall, it looks pretty good.

****************
Profile: Your Looksmatch Partner (Fictional)

Age: 24

Nationality: Czech (from Brno)

Appearance & Attractiveness Level:
She’s naturally attractive in an understated, approachable way rather than a model-like or intimidating one. Her appeal comes from balance and warmth: clear skin, expressive eyes, soft facial features, and a relaxed, authentic presence. She takes care of herself but isn’t obsessed with perfection—more “effortlessly cute” than “high-glam.” When she dresses well and feels confident, she’s quietly striking; when casual, still appealing. Her attractiveness sits comfortably in the same tier as yours—no power imbalance, no pedestal dynamic.

Style & Vibe:
Casual, slightly artsy, and practical. Think cozy sweaters, worn-in jeans, sneakers or boots. She values comfort but has good taste. Minimal makeup. She looks best when she’s being herself rather than trying to impress.

Brief Background:
She studied linguistics and digital media, works part-time on content localization and translation, and freelances online. She’s intellectually curious, introspective, and has a dry, slightly self-aware sense of humor. Not loud, not shy—observant. She enjoys long conversations, late-night walks, and sharing niche interests rather than social performances.

She’s had relationships before but values emotional safety and mutual respect over status or surface-level excitement. She’s drawn to partners who feel equal—someone she can grow with rather than chase or compete against.

Why She’s a Good Match:

Similar social desirability no insecurity gap

Emotionally compatible, not transactional

Attracted to authenticity, not flash

Chooses you deliberately, not “settles”
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>>34153004
What's the appeal I don't get it
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>>34153303
1. may I ask why the convo was about her not liking sex with you rather than her simply asking you to go really fast paced etc.?
2. are these things simply not how you work, sexually? e.g. are you simply not a dom and you don't enjoy going really fast-paced? If so then the correct move is to break up because you're sexually incompatible. You deserve a gf who likes the same kind of sex as you.
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>>34153301
I've talked about that one before because it really was a bizzare situation. Gave me the heebie jeebies to the point where I couldn't in good faith have sex with him because I didn't think he was himself anymore after dying twice on the operating table.
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>>34153305
You just described 90% of millennials
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>>34153298
Wonder if I can fit both my feet in one of your shoes lol
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>>34153301
for me, it was the time she posted about beating the shit out of her own mother. also attacking her baby daddy with a machete.
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>>34153313
You are very out of touch if you think the average zoomer is more chuddy than the average man in his 30s
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>>34153317
>"oooh I'm like little girl in mommy's shoes"
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>>34153284
hey, focus on what's being communicated. that she brought this up with you necessarily implies this is something she thinks (or hopes) can be improved. you understand? you aren't inadequate, the sex is, and she is wanting to get things to an adequate point, which she sees as popular.

let your pride be wounded because you weren't engineered to pleasure her, that's fine, but getting mopey is only going to tank things.
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>>34153310
the convo was in bed after we had sex

im not really dominant but i am willing to try. ive just never been that way so i dont think im good at it yet.
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>>34153324
Eh.. okay
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>>34153325
which she sees as possible*
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>>34153323
Zoomers talk about how Big H did nothing wrong.
Millennials think being chuddy means deporting illegals is ok, but only if they're violent criminals
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>>34153327
Awh sorry I mean wow you must be so petite!!!!
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>>34153303
>not very big
And women wonder why we're so insecure about it
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>>34153199
Ignored.
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>>34153323
>average zoomer is more chuddy than the average man in his 30s
It already happened. The first zoomer, who was born on 1 January, turned 30, and so did many other people born in 1995.
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Women, do you have a kink that isn't just a rape fetish repackaged?
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Women how would you feel if the ovary demon came to steal your ovaries at night
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>>34153204
my claude brings up moloch at random, always freaks me out
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>>34153339
We've been through this, if you remember 9/11, you are not a zoomer
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>>34153197
its weird to see people's different reactions to things. i have friends that get concerned about me and ask similar questions, and it always eventually raises my hackles, reach a point where it is basically "fuck off any time if you don't like it". that isn't a good way to be with friends, though.

i would like to point out that you are correlating people pointing out flaws with changing, but the two aren't really related: you could just have more people pointing things out now that you are older, or you could be around more critical people. and, you know, if that's the case then you wouldn't expect to pinpoint a why
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>>34153331
Thank you. Much better
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>>34152868
WTF are the replies to this Jesus Christ yeah it seems vanilla compared to other shit she could be into.
>>34152891
Yes please
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>>34152938
M, US
5’11”
11.5 in some brands, 12 in others
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>>34153348
Imagine the smell
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>>34153345
I remember some guy tried to argue that zoomers started with him or whatever, got shit on by the whole thread, lost pathetically, and ran away. That wasn't you by any chance?
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>>34153332
its not the main or only thing she said. i just really hate hearing that because its a big insecurity for me is all
>>34153325
i mean you're not wrong but its pretty hard to brush that off
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>>34153340
I don't have any fetishes. Why are men endlessly obsessed with women's rape kinks? The gender difference in prevalence is less than 10%
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>>34153341
Thank you, demon
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>>34153257
>you clearly do
I am a desktop user and also don't have an account.
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>>34153362
Ovary angel comes to give them back
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>>34153361
Are you basing that off Aella's Twitter poll?
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>>34153308
Mario checks a lot of my boxes. Short, hairy, blue eyes, I'm not an architect by any means but I won't ever say no to a tubby guy, and I love guys in work clothes.

His voice is just the audio equivalent of warm sunshine beaming down on your face. Just pure ear candy that gets me wet. I wasn't sure about Kevin Afghani at first, but he sounds much closer to Martinet in Hello Mario and I was pretty much sold the moment he started blowing kisses. His Brothership gibberish could use some work, but I understand Martinet was so good because he's actually bilingual so he can nail the vibe of how Italians speak even while saying nonsense. I could write a thesis on the nuances of Mario's sex appeal and I have, but I don't want to shit up the thread with it.

I'm also a miserable cow, so a positive, optimistic guy who can see the good in things and perhaps even me would be nice.

>>34153340
I don't have a kink for being raped, but I love raping men. Fictionally, I mean. I think it's because I love men, so being sexually violent to men feels really wrong to me thus erotic. Whereas women who have rape kinks typically are misandrist or feminist, so them liking horrible dominant men feels wrong thus erotic. I don't believe at all that women in general have rape kinks, I remember hearing that the data that originally drew that conclusion was really off. Like it counted having anxious hypothetical thoughts the same as an erotic fantasy.
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>>34153284
I would kill myself in a very messy way thay just covers her in blood
But that's just me
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>>34153370
Jfc
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>>34153370
>I could write a thesis on the nuances of Mario's sex appeal and I have
Impressive level of autism for a female
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>>34153370
How are you so incredible?
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>>34152938
Dubs of 6 (check em)
15
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>>34153348
It’s Kuribo’s shoe from Supermario 3 hehe
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>>34153376
nta I've always had a thing for Luigi, ngl.
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>>34153374
that just makes you look even more pathetic and un-manly

you beta
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>>34153368
Ugh
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>>34153381
Do you bang your head on the doorways you beanstalk
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State gender and favorite obscure bad guy from a video game franchise.
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>>34153385
Why would that be a beta move?
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>>34153390
Nta but what's not beta about killing yourself over a girl saying you're bad at sex
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>>34153390
>WAHHH IM SO SENSITIVE ABOUT MY PENIS AND HOW IM NOT GOOD AT SEX I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>*ACK*
idk bro seems pretty gay to me
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>>34153360
i'm not saying brush it off. i'm saying that you shouldn't get caught up that you werent divinely engineered for specifically her pleasure.

it's pretty obvious what happened, she validated the shit you tell yourself to convince yourself you're inadequate, and yeah that sucks but look at what happened when you were confronted with this thing that you feared: it wasn't rejection, it wasn't condemnation, just an implicit confidence for you to adapt. in otherwords, there is some part of your brain where the NIGHTMARE SCENARIO happened, but the world is still turning, isn't it? and it's still turning with you and your gf.

it's very possible your insecurity was leaking into your sex life. you have to approach things with more confidence, you know, fake it 'til you make it. as the saying goes, fortune favors the bold.
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>>34153388
M This nigga.
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>>34153387
No most doors are like 7'4 in my building and the city.
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>>34153403
Where tf you live
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>>34153392
>>34153393
She's right and nothing i can really do about that
So instead she will be scarred and ruined for life
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>>34153388
M
What do you mean by obscure? Like, from a niche video game, or just a small-time villain within his game?
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>>34153370
>autistic goddess likes short guys only
it's never been so over for me
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>>34153406
She probably won't care and you'll just look like a bitch
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>>34153388
M
Skeleton T, a skeleton who is bad at puzzle games but very good at drinking tea
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>>34153404
Not Europe I hear the doors there are midget tier.
You're European am I right?
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>>34153408
Either, I guess.
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>>34153417
Nope
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>>34153412
She definitely will
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women would you be flattered if an ex never got over you? assuming that it doesn't spill into any weird or shitty behavior.
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>>34153420
Outside the USA at least?
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>>34153426
Up norf
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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>>34153429
Canada eh? I'm US so the doors are nice and sizable.
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>>34153388
M
If you looked at him, he would shoot on sight.
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>>34153425
No that’s concerning. My fear would be that it would spill into weird shitty behavior
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>>34153434
Yeah you got your McMansions, we're too poor for that shit
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Femanons what would you do if you saw a 4chan thread using a picture of you as an Attention Grabbing Image?
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>>34153388
I like the plague feind most actually.
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>>34153437
well what the hell am i supposed to do with that?



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