I'm going to be flying to Germany in 2 weeks. How do I have sex while there? I'm an 18 year old NEET, I'll be getting a free flight paid for by my friend as I need to deliver something to Germany and he can't use mail. I'll be in Hamburg. I may also buy flights to other parts of Europe as the initial cost of getting across the Atlantic is paid for.
>>34153952Work hard till you make lots of money and your wife will be there, waiting at the finish line.
honestly just askDutch and German women aren't coy or polite. they will reject you straight away if they don't like you. if you are fat or poorly dressed or there's an obvious thing turning them off they will usually say ityou're not gonna have any higher of a base rate of success but their directness means you can churn faster until you find one receptive
>>34153952kys nazi
>>34153952The European women will be disappointed with your circumcised penis.
Prostitution is legal in Germany. Just stay away from Reeperbahn as it's a tourist trap.
Bumperino
>>34153952are u ready to die?
>>34153968>rejecting someone for their clothesSo retarded to be snooty about something that someone can change in like 2 minutes
Your best choice is escorts. I’m 35 and I lived in Prague for 20 years. Never had sex that I didn’t have to pay for, even while having a cozy IT job. I tried hitting on local girls but it never works out for me idk.
>>34156896still it made me stop wearing affliction t shirts and cargo shorts so I'm not complaining. someone has to tell you you're being rejected for that before you learn
>>34153964Why are women like this?
>>34153952>can't have sex with people from your own country who speak your own language and share your same culture>will somehow instantly have sex with someone from another culture in another country who doesn't speak your languagepassport bros are an enigma>>34156896>something that someone can change in like 2 minutesI've known people who refused to change their clothes for all of their lives. Just dad jeans and wal mart sneakers. Surprisingly not everyone is able to get into fashion.Kinda like how there's a whole subculture of zoomers who also dress in white t-shirts and autism jeans and yet all they want is a super-goth girlfriend.
>>34153952You can legally pay for it in Germany, search for FKK.This might be your only chance.If you're asking for a trick to make German girls fall for an incel, I'm sorry, there is none. Otherwise German incels would have alread used it.But hey, you might as well try going to all the clubs and such, if you're an incel out of embarrassment, you could try going for it, you'll never meed those people again, there is no reason to be embarrassed. It won't work though.
>>34153952I'm a Spanish looking Israeli guy who moved to NL 5 years ago for my ex. She cheated on me and left me for a German guy and moved to Germany. I am still here. For over a year now I tried to find a gf, nothing worked. I'm afraid there are too many negative factors stacked on top of each other:1) 292) Still in school (bachelors)3) fat4) dress normal nothing too impressive5) don't speak the language6) don't look Dutch but instead look like a white guy with black hair and beard7) 170cm which is considered below average to Dutch people8) hairline kind of receding at the top sidesAll of these debuffs have fucked me. If I was still with the Israelis my chances would be higher strictly based on the facts that:5) we both speak Hebrew6) look like a guy from the area6.5) is Jewish (another common denominator) 7) 170cm is completely average and normal in IsraelI'd still be: 1) 292) still in school3) fat4) dress normal8) hairline receding at the top sides I can do something about 3 and 4 (lose weight, find a style) and I can shave bald to fix 8 (accept that hair is gone and groom facial hair instead) Therefore I'd just be: 1) 292) still in schoolIn Israel. In the Netherlands I'd still be short, not the phenotype, and not speak the language. In short, insert finger but hole.
You don’tUnless you pay
>>34160220>29>bachelors degreewhat the fuck? this some billy madison shit to get your inheritance?
Update from OP: A couple days ago I bought 2 tickets to Edinburgh and also to Helsinki and can't refund them so i guess I'm going there I actually forgot I bought them until now. My friend hasn't bought me a return ticket yet because if I fucked up the delivery somehow he was planning on trapping me here until i get deported. I have enough reserved for the trip to last me 2 or 3 months (probably credit card maxxing by the end of it). So ill probably stay until late march or april traveling europe. I figured the flights to scotland i can just easily get to england and explore there, and from finland i can take a ferry to sweden or estonia giving me 3 extra countries to explore from there, and from Germany i can take a train or bus to Poland or France, Czech republic. Im bound to get laid if im traveling that many countries arent i? I cant buy prosties
>>34162148You're not going to get laid, unless you pay for it. Don't overstay your welcome. Girls are just as hard everywhere in the western world. Humans are complex. The only people who have 0 pride and would suck your dick because they think they can get a better living situation are Africans and Philippines girls, everyone in Europe wouldn't even look your directionAlso enjoy>>34161241Idk man I'm just a retard okay
>>34156896The way you dress tells a lot about you, whether you want to admit it or not
>>34160220You got it sport, just try not to rig up any buildings to explode. Or light any forest fires. Or walk into the Mexican congress on Oct 10 2001 with guns and explosives and spill your spaghetti when they catch you and ask you what the fuck you’re doing
Having sex in europe seems to be easier than in the USA (in my opinion). Try to go to a club with your group of friends and talk to girls, get her some drinks and she'll be yours. (at least if you're not ugly)
