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What's a easy to get job that I can apply to now, work for a month, and use my first pay check to instantly move?
Very specific request, but surely at least one person here has had a bad breakdown with family and had to leave on their own on short notice. I have no friends to crash with, and no plan, but I can't take it anymore.
I want to get out and move at least two counties if not states, I can't take it anymore and neither can they. I made the mistake of putting my dreams above capital so my degree doesn't allow for job guarantees of any sort without already working to produce some sort of product before hand anyway. If that sounds confusing don't worry about it. I just know what I need to do, and that is get money, and get the fuck away.
Only two viable (THAT I CAN THINK OF) options are joining ICE if they really say it's as good as they offer, at this point I do not care if civil war breaks out tomorrow, if I don't have to step boots on the ground outside the US I'll gladly gun people down for cash at this point... or Amazon. Because they're the only two places with major nation wide reach that maybe, just maybe I can get a job nearby from, then move and transfer to another facility. (That don't ask for a specification in another division of labor I just don't have.)
This plan isn't foolproof at all, in fact I'm not sure if either of them allow this, because I asked GPT and GPT straight up said you should get hired, work a month, use that check/paystub from Amazon and ask to work again at the new location.
I don't want to monkey branch like this, I'm trying to just live a direct lifestyle, but I have no clue how to do it, and don't know where to start. If anyone here has ideas or knows how you even go about doing it. I'm going to check my local DOL listings or see what I can try to do, but genuinely, if you can help I need it now more than ever.
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>>34160091
>What's a easy to get job that I can apply to now, work for a month, and use my first pay check to instantly move?
Become a smile friend
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>>34160104
Unironically you probably need a sociology degree to be the IRL equivalent of a social worker/smiling friend.
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Call center
Construction or labourer jobs through online listings like Kijiji or craigslist
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>>34160091
u don't actually get a bonus for joining ice. they've been lying abt that for a while now. just contact ur local social services, google them to find out how to, and they'll help u if ur facing homelessness cuz u don't got nowhere else to go- this is assuming ur unemployed tho
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>>34160091
The tire shop is always a man down.
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bump
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>>34160091
I have never actually worked a proper job outside of a week in a retard factory in high school lol I can however share with you something very valuable which is this: If you go to the employment office or whatever they call it in English You will get offered to start working tomorrow as long as the job is shitty and no one wants to do it. If you need money fast this is a thing to consider you could always quit after a week when you find something better.
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>>34160091
Joining ICE seems like a decent bet, seems like they offer lodging during training



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